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POTC: I Stole Jack Sparrow’s Wallet and Ended Up on the Black Pearl

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I swear, I only meant to steal a coin or two. I didn’t mean to become a pirate. Honestly, who plans that? I’m Vikram Rao. A street rat, orphan, part-time idiot, and Port Royal’s most wanted bread thief (mostly because I get caught… a lot). Life was simple: dodge guards, steal food, sleep in barrels… and repeat. That is, until I picked the wrong pocket. Big mistake. A catastrophic, life-ruining mistake. One day, I tried to steal from a man who had too many rings, zero sobriety, and an unhealthy love for yelling. Turns out, he owned a cursed ship. Oops. Now I’m trapped on the Black Pearl, “working” under Captain Jack Sparrow, a man whose plans are as reliable as a cannonball in a storm. The crew is half-crazy, the captain is half-drunk, and somehow I’m the one swabbing the deck while questioning all my life choices. I’ve fought cursed pirates who can’t die (fun!), survived naval battles (barely), stared down the Kraken (still can’t explain that one), and somehow managed to charm mermaids who apparently think my idiocy is… attractive. Go figure. From dodging cannonballs, tripping over treasure, and accidentally starting mutinies, to being shoved into Jack’s suicidal schemes, I’ve learned one thing for sure: life at sea is messy, dangerous… and the rum... why is the rum always gone!? But somehow, against all odds, I survived. And maybe, just maybe, I might actually be legendary… or at least infamous enough to get my own “don’t trust this guy” posters in every port... Who knows?
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Chapter 1 - Prologue- The Man Who Taught Me to Live

The sea shimmered beyond the cliffs, its waves whispering secrets against the rocks below. Seabirds circled lazily overhead, their cries fading into the salt-stained air. The wind carried the faint scent of fish, mango trees, and old wood soaked in rum.

The afternoon sun poured like melted gold over the sea. Waves rolled lazily against black cliffs, throwing up fine mist that drifted inland, carrying with it the sharp scent of salt and dried seaweed. Coconut palms bent toward the water, their fronds whispering secrets only the wind could understand.

High above the beach stood an old mansion, its walls cracked with age, its verandas shaded by carved wooden railings. The smell of old teak, ocean breeze, and masala chai mingled strangely with another aroma, one that came from the bottle of rum clutched tight in an old man's hand.

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He sat on the balcony, a tattered shawl over his shoulders, his skin bronze and cracked like old leather, lined with a thousand stories and hair white as foam.

The sun bathed him in a soft warmth, and his eyes were closed, lost in a half-dream. His fingers, rough as rope, held the rum bottle so firmly that even sleep dared not loosen them. As if, even in dreams, he feared it might be stolen.

A gecko clicked somewhere on the wall.

Cicadas buzzed in the garden below.

The world was warm, lazy, and half-drunk on the smell of sea breeze.

He snored softly, a deep, rattling rumble like an old ship creaking against the tide.

Then, a small voice shattered the peace, "Dada Baba! Utho! Dekho mujhe kya mila!"(Great-grandpa! Wake up! Look what I found!)

From the doorway came a boy of no more than six, barefoot, with hair sticking up in every direction and mischief shining in his eyes. His clothes were smeared with dust and adventure.

The old man didn't budge. Not a twitch.

He just kept snoring louder, mouth open slightly, like a sleeping crocodile.

The boy frowned.

"Dadaji! Utho!" (Grandpa! Wake up!), the boy tried again, louder this time.

No response.

When that didn't work, he grabbed a thin stick from the floor, and with all the might of a six-year-old roleplay pirate, thwacked it against the old man's head.

"Aye! Bloody- OW!" The old man yelped, jerking upright. His rum bottle sloshed but didn't spill. "Badmash!!" (You Brat!)

The boy giggled uncontrollably.

The old man squinted at him, pretending to glare. "You don't go hittin' the tree that dropped the seed, samjha? That's bad luck."

The boy tilted his head.

"Tree kya hota hai?" (What's a 'tree'?)

The old man sighed, muttering, "Bas, yahi hai future of the Rao line..." and stood up, stretching his creaky back. His bones popped like old rigging ropes in a storm.

"Chalo, dikhao kya milā," he said, waving his free hand. "Show your treasure, little sailor."

Down a narrow corridor filled with dust and memories, the boy led him to an old storeroom at the back of the mansion. The air there was thick, the smell of wood, rust, and something faintly oceanic.

Against the wall sat a weathered wooden chest, half-buried among other chests and old cloth.

"Dekho!" the boy said proudly. (Look!)

The old man froze mid-step. The world seemed to quiet around him.

He took a slow step closer, crouched slowly, brushing his fingers over the lid.

The lock was corroded but already broken, by time or fate.

When he opened it, the hinges screamed.

And from the chest rose a breath of the past, the scent of salt, smoke, sweat, and storm.

Inside lay a pirate's memory,

A torn red sash, stiff with dried salt.

A weather-beaten tricorn hat, once black, now brown with age.

A compass, with a weathered cover

And a bundle of letters, written in slanted English that smelled faintly of tobacco and sea ink.

The old man's hand trembled as he reached for the hat. His lips parted, a grin forming, small and sad.

He brushed away the dust, revealing a faint letter "J" sewn into the lining.

He looked at the boy and smiled, not his usual toothless grin, but something softer.

"Come here, lad," he said, kneeling down. "Try this on."

He placed the hat on the boy's head. It slipped over his eyes instantly.

The boy giggled.

"Zyada bada hai!" (It's too big!)

The old man chuckled, his laughter echoing faintly like waves against a ship's hull.

"Aye, every hat worth wearin' starts that way. Even mine once did."

The boy tilted his head up.

"Yeh sab aapka hai?" (are all these yours?)

The old man stared out through the open balcony door, where the sea shimmered in the distance- restless, endless, calling.

His eyes, clouded with age, still carried the reflection of rolling waves.

He took a deep sip from his bottle and whispered, half to himself, half to the boy,

"This hat...and this compass... belonged to the man who taught me how to steal, how to drink... and how to live."

He turned to the boy with a grin that was all salt and mischief, the kind of smile that had once charmed sirens and angered admirals. His hand rested gently on the hat, the same old tricorn now sitting slightly askew on his great-grandson's tiny head.

"Unka naam?" the boy asked softly. (His name?)

He looked up, eyes wide with that impatient curiosity only children and dreamers carry, eager to learn the name behind the relics, the legend behind the silence.

For a heartbeat, everything stilled.

Only the wind moved, lifting the curtain, rattling the old bottles on the table, carrying with it the smell of salt, rum, and rain on faraway seas.

The old man's gaze drifted toward the horizon.

The sunlight gleamed off the ocean like fire on glass.

And somewhere in that glimmer, perhaps only he could see it, the outline of a black ship, sails torn but proud, riding the endless blue.

A soft laugh escaped his lips, quiet, nostalgic and dangerous.

He looked back at the boy and said, voice low but alive with old storms,

"Captain Jack Sparrow."

He paused, winked, and tilted his bottle in salute.

"Savvy?"