Reincarnated as a Goblin: My "Sword" is Malfunctioning!!
Synopsis
[Warning: R-18 Mature Content]
[Explicit Sexual Content, Harem, Non-Human Protagonist, Fast paced]
In a world where monsters rule through brute strength and primal instinct, Grik was the ultimate punchline. Born an orphaned goblin in the Monster Kingdom and admitted to the elite Academy on a fluke scholarship, he was weak, bullied, and worse—he suffered from a humiliating biological “hardware failure” that left him entirely incapable of performing. The original Grik died of shame in a cheap brothel bathroom.
But the soul that woke up in his green-skinned body wasn’t a pathetic goblin. He was a modern human with a mind wired for logic, an analytical understanding of anatomy, and an Earth-born knowledge of technique that this savage, brute-force world had never even dreamed of.
Bound to a unique System that treats his biology like code and his encounters like quests, he’s issued his first challenge: overcome his defective equipment using nothing but pure finesse.
Now, armed with legendary Earth techniques, a newly optimized anatomy, and an incredibly analytical approach to the 'arts,' this trash goblin is about to rewrite the hierarchy of the Monster Academy. From arrogant vampire heiresses to cold elven prodigies, they all expect a weak, bumbling peasant.
Instead, they’re going to learn that true power doesn’t come from fangs or claws. It comes from perfect execution, agonizing patience, and a System that rewards him for every monstrous ego he completely dismantles—in and out of the bedroom.
The original owner rage-quit. I’m just booting up.