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Foodie in the Dungeon

F*ck the town & screw the nobles, Mother Dungeon has all I need! What do I get after finally graduating as a chef's apprentice? After a decade of tutoring and adoption by my father figure and greatest mentor? Why of course, I’m framed for his death just days later! Forced into a rigged trial and stripped of all rights as a first-class citizen. All I know is that some noble scum wants me dead, forcing me back to the ghost towns under criminal rule. Or... I can make the dumbest decision of my life. I become a crawler! To pass my days helplessly scrounging through a deadly dungeon. A wonderfully grimy job fulfilled by only the most unwanted members of society. Will I die as fodder for a monster outbreak, one of the sacrificial masses to keep monsters from escaping to the outside world? Or will I hit it big by discovering a stash of gold and magical artifacts, becoming a nameless target of assassination by the people already in power? But wait! There’s MORE?! None of that matters! Why didn't anyone tell me that the rarest herbs grew down here? And why are they running away from that Bloody Boar? Wouldn't it make the most succulent, savory bacon!? I'm never leaving the dungeon! Wyverns, ligers, and bears ain't got shit on the monsters lurking in human society! F*ck keeping the arrogant city and that greedy castle safe. I'm too busy compiling my Dungeon Cookbook, how to efficiently gather and best prepare the most exotic and flavorful ingredients known to man. With a knife in my hand and a pot on my fire, I, Gartin Ramsey, will reap the fruits of Mother Dungeon to live my best life! *** Join the Discord! *** https://discord.gg/akzn9SM5k9
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