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The Fraudest Minor Villain Has Returned

What happens if a Mafia Underboss reincarnates as the most fraudulent minor villain ever in a fantasy harem novel? Yep, that's what happened to me. Hi, I'm Johan Dietrich, a fucking mafia underboss who has reincarnated as the most fraudulent minor villain and the worst son of the hero of the empire and the saintess. Yep, that guy is their son, yet he is the weakest of them all. He needs the help of the Spirit of the Demon King (or Queen, since she is a woman), whose name is Personia De Fallenia, just to defeat another minor villain and prove he is not a mistake. However, it turns out that he used the deceased Demon King's skill, leading to his disqualification from the tournament. As a result, his parents are disappointed in him. Later, he was cast out and eventually returned as a cult member seeking revenge. This fool had the cheat codes and yet got slimed by the Hero's Disciple, the protagonist or should I say his father's disciple? I guess plot armor really saves the protagonist, but come on, he got slimed in the most fraudulent way possible, and what's worse, he ended up being killed. That's an L for that bozo. Anyways, after being reincarnated in that body, instead of revealing myself to be their lost son like the original i didn't, I chose to have a peaceful life. After 18 years, I started a family with my wife, who happens to be a hot elf (secretly, she is a hidden major villainess in the epilogue after the events of the novel). But something tragic happened: my family was killed because the Tyrant Emperor (one of the major villains) issued an edict to slaughter the elves, leading to the deaths of my wife and twins. Because of that, I sought revenge; I wouldn't let that slide, you know? After becoming the Dark Lord of prophecy and committing a massacre against the entire empire including killing my own parents i unleashed the Black Dread Dragon, who would bring about the apocalypse. That dragon, known as Ancalagon the Black, destroyed the whole empire, and because of that, I was killed by the protagonist, who had the same companions, of course, and with the help of his plot armor, he emerged victorious. Instead of hating me like what happen to the original, the protagonist wished for a peaceful life in my next life. But what did I say? "Fuck you, bastard!" I flipped him the middle finger, and bam, I was back 23 years ago in the same orphanage where it all started. But this time, should I really just kill myself so I can have my own peaceful death?
HeWhoChasesVoid · 8k Views

Claimed By Four Alphas

“Hey!” I interject. “I am not! You’re just jealous that you haven’t had a turn yet!” “I’m not jealous, believe me.” Theo continues to give me a disapproving look, but he’s not worked up. I try to settle back down. “Well, excuse me for wanting to share my success with the people I thought were supposed to be my friends!” “Maybe we don’t want to hear about you boning the girl we are all going to be with!” Gavin spits. He does, in fact, look perturbed. He folds his arms across his chest. I can’t help but poke the bear. “Oh, don’t worry, Gavin,” I say. “I’m sure she hasn’t completely forgotten about you, now that she’s had me. Not yet anyway.” I laugh, but Gavin takes it personally and flies up off the couch. “Stop being an asshole, Leo!” I spring to my feet, ready for a fight. It’s been too damn long since I had the chance to punch someone in the face. “Hey, knock it off!” Nico says as he and Theo both get between us. “We need to be calm about this. It’s not like any of us are happy about the situation, but it is what it is.” “That’s right,” Theo continues. “We can’t beat each other up every time someone else sleeps with Liora, or we’ll all be bruised and battered. So calm down.” I keep the grin on my face as Gavin takes a step back and yanks at his hair in frustration. “We shouldn’t be discussing what happens with Liora! This is supposed to be respectful… not a contest.” “But it is a contest,” I remind him. “And I intend to win it.” *** She never wanted to be a breeder. When her parents trade her to the royal court for money, Liora ends up at the Alpha King’s castle, where a strange contest is already happening. The king has declared that whoever can give him the first heir will succeed him as king. Liora becomes the prize at the centre of it all. Four Alphas, Gavin, Leo, Nico, and Theo, are chosen to compete, each more different than the last. Liora wants to hate them. Hell, she even wants to escape, but the longer she stays, she starts to see them not as rivals or masters, but men who make her feel seen for the first time. But love has no place in the King’s palace. Everything takes an even worse turn when Serena, Liora’s cousin, steps forward to claim the Luna’s Crown, and with it, everything that keeps Liora safe. But the throne was never truly what anyone truly was after. It was her.
Bistas_She · 11.1k Views

Arknights: Mobile City

This is a fan translation of 方舟,我成了移动城市,但月计都市. The original author is 仲夏夜. Please support them! === After transmigrating into the world of Arknights, Obsidian finds himself turned into a mobile city. But when he spots Sweepers patrolling the alleys and streets, he realizes something is very wrong. Buhao! This is a Lobotomy urban district! You're telling me this thing counts as a mobile city?! So let me get this straight—you're asking a city with zero Singularity tech to take on an entire district by itself? Luckily, Obsidian still has a well. With this single well, he can draw forth tools, artifacts—even identities—from across the multiverse. And so, a brand-new path begins to unfold. “Hey, friend—interested in becoming a Fixer? First-time sign-up gets a free identity, no strings attached!” ... Years later, Obsidian stands at the heart of his bustling, human-centered city—gazing at the many people before him, each overlaid with personas drawn from countless realities—and recalls the afternoon he first became a mobile city. Talulah · Fixer Identity: "Speak. I will protect all that belongs to Ursus." Skadi · Ishmael Identity: "My mistake? I’d say it’s all thanks to me!" Ch’en Hui-chieh · Dayan Emperor Identity: "I came to this city and saw vitality—life in full bloom, thriving in every corner." W · Red Mist Identity: "Tell me—what does 'power' really mean?" Obsidian: “So... who’s next to tell their story?”
OuroTL · 934.3k Views

THE CEO AND HIS LITTLE ANGEL

Anastasia Morello had turned out to be a completely different person she couldn't even recognize herself anymore. She had built an empire. She had taken advantage of every opportunity that had come her way and giving her last name it helped her a lot. She was no longer the weak insecure woman she was when she met Vincenzo. She looked at him and wondered what he was thinking of at the moment. He considered her a rival and that was how she wanted it to be. She had tried to be his pay er but all he ever did was make her look like a fool. He had stomped on her and showed her the worst of disrespect and she was supposed to stay with him? She heard the elevator ding and knew that her lawyer had arrived. She wanted to finish this business once and for all. "Are you sure this is what you want ?", Vincenzo asked her. He was sure that was what she wanted him just hoping that he was wrong. He still wanted her. He couldn't believe how much of a fool he was. "The door to her office opened and she was a bit disappointed to see it can't be her lawyer. It was Dylan Harrington instead. "Hello ", he said as he went to where she was seated and kissed her on the cheek. "Hello ", she said as he sat down next to Vincenzo. "Isn't the lawyer still here?", Dylan asked her. "Not yet ", Anna said and immediately there was a knock on the door. "Come on in ", she said. The door opened and her lawyer came in. He smiled and chuckled once he saw the two men in the office. "I didn't know both your husbands were gonna be here ", he said chuckling. "I wanted to finalize both divorces on the same day being a busy woman ", Anna said as she sat upright. "Okay then let's get to it ", the lawyer said as he took a seat.
zigginah · 144.1k Views

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement

This is a fan translation of 赛马娘,从入门到地下室 The original author is EEEEE然后亮标 Please support them! === To all trainers: throughout your tenure, please never harbor or expose even the slightest notion of romance. Relationships are strictly forbidden—whether among colleagues or between trainers and Uma Musume. At all times, maintain appropriate distance from everyone. Never proactively invite Uma Musume to meals. If one invites you, find an excuse and politely decline. Do not pat heads! Do not touch horse ears! Do not touch tails! When going to sleep at night, ensure your doors and windows are locked. If you hear doors being torn down or the screams of your colleagues, do not leave your room. Immediately call campus security and remain inside until the authorities handle the situation. If an Uma Musume confesses feelings to you, politely decline without showing irritation or excitement. Play dumb! Always pretend you didn't understand! Afterward, promptly apply for campus protection. If necessary, the academy may arrange for your discreet resignation. If you happen to be a handsome male trainer, charming in speech, gentle (yasashii), and obviously attractive to the opposite sex—resign immediately. It's not discrimination; you simply do not belong here. If you insist on staying, the dark basement will inevitably be your only fate. Mizuno Sora looked at his evaluation of Appearance S, Scent S, and Voice S, and began to struggle inwardly. #Umamusume #Uma Musume #Pretty Derby
OuroTL · 2.8m Views