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The First Hokage and the Second Hokage were brothers. The Second Hokage and the Third Hokage were master and disciple. The Third Hokage and the Fourth Hokage shared a half master-disciple relationship. Following that logic… the Fifth Hokage… Natsuhiko: That’s right. It’s me.

William Carter, a nuisance streamer, met his end in a predictably stupid way and was offered a second chance by an overworked Lord of Death. ​Reborn in a ruthless Xianxia world as Wei Chen, he has a new mission: to use his entire skill set and a divine streaming kit to reduce the realm's astronomically high death rate from constant sect wars, conflicts, and the number one cause of death.... the all-powerful "Courting Death." Live on Stream: Wei Chen: "If those so-called 'trash' underdogs were truly incapable of cultivating, why would every Jade Beauty in the province be obsessed with them!?" Wei Chen: "Think, Young Master! Think!" Young Master: T_T

The story begins when Siraj is transported to a world ruled by a mysterious magical force that forces him to fight for survival. During his journey, he teams up with Miro and Zoe to face ferocious monsters, which drives him to enhance his power through a magical system that grants him terrifying strength, accompanied by a frightening internal psychological struggle. In an environment filled with shady gangs, monster traders, the secrets of the Four Kings, the Five Witches, and the mysteries of this world, Siraj continues to lead his team and defy the system’s harsh conditions, searching for enough power and a way back to his homeland.

The story begins. Ian thought he was just a little wizard with a small talent [cheat ability], who could become stronger through hard work. However... As the story unfolds, he gradually starts to realize that the teachers he’s been following to learn magic are either once-renowned powerhouses or characters mentioned in various legendary tales. “Standing before you is the noble apostle of the Shifting Illusions, the common spokesperson of the Old Ones, and the designated successor of the founders of Hogwarts!” “What? The noseless freak wants to stir up trouble? He must not have heard of my original spells, which are even recorded on the famous wizard collection cards in Chocolate Frogs!” “The Dumbledore Summoning Charm!” “The Dumbledore Berserk Charm!” Ian chants the "Expecto Patronum" spell. Suddenly, silver-white threads burst forth and converge, forming the figure that had caused a certain professor to live his entire life trapped in guilt, standing protectively in front of him. Image Credit to- Аліна Григорцова

“Ever since I was little...I was fascinated with heroes and their strength. I wanted to be one. Always watching their shows,kids dream about this. However, I was slightly different...I desired to be a hunter of evil, one who didn`t forgive criminals and fought for the good of humanity. I kept holding onto this dream, even beyond my phase...However, I was born weak. No matter how much I studied, and how much I trained in different things, I could never tolerate too much. I did everything to master every single style and way of fighting,but it was for not. In school, I was nicknamed...The weakest human to ever live. I was a joke character, in the eyes of the people and I could never be a sort of protagonist...Even so, I tried everything to fight. But then I wondered...Even if I was strong...How could I survive things like a Nuclear bomb? So I kept searching and searching because this wasn't a dream, it was my passion and that passion kept burning and burning until it threatened to swallow everything up...but when all hope seemed lost I came up with a solution if I wanted to survive a nuclear explosion I had to have... Magic.” TikTok- Code of the abyss

Nohara Sato moved from Akita to Chiba and settled into Aoyama Apartments. Wait a second! Just who or what are these people living here?! A fallen angel from the heavens, a girl with a Chuunibyou complex and her “Tyran'ts eye,” a popular yet lazy shut-in, a bald hero for fun, a salaryman who stumbled upon a dragon, a silent girl who can’t speak, and a mother-daughter duo obsessed with drawing adult content... Suddenly, Sato’s life got a whole lot more interesting. There’s the light music club girls sipping tea in the afternoon, the ever-striving idols of μ’s, a blonde ojou-sama who also loves adult manga, the always-right Yukinoshita, and a friend with a suppressor on her head... --- PS1: Characters from works such as K-On!, A Silent Voice, Love Live, Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend, My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU, Gabriel DropOut, Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!, Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid, Himouto! Umaru-chan, Crayon Shin-chan, Non Non Biyori, The Pet Girl of Sakurasou, Sword Art Online, and more appear in this story. .... Author: The 2D Man SOURCE: https (:) //ffxs8(.)com (/trxs/) 16646(( . ))html

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed. As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life. Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right? Wrong. Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test. And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush. So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom. Someone definitely needs a miracle.

Eight is dead. Yeon Yujun made sure of that. Four years of early mornings, coffee sleeves, and a fluffy creature stealing his snacks — that's his life now. Quiet. Anonymous. Exactly how he wants it. Sure, his former best friend is on every billboard in Seoul claiming to be a hero. Sure, everyone thinks Yeon Yujun murdered 530 hunters. Sure, vortexes keep appearing like every other Tuesday. He can ignore all of that. What he cannot ignore is the masked man who shows up at closing time, orders the most unhinged coffee known to mankind, and looks at him like he's been looking for him for a very long time. "I finally found you, kitten." "...Kitten?" "The world's going to end, Yujun." Of course it is. *** Additional genre: *Regression(?) *VERY Slowburn *Traumatized MC *In denial MC A/N: read the premium chapters now to support me, thank you for reading! (art by: @grimluka thank you for drawing me a new cover!)

[Error!] [Error!] [Error!] [System cannot synchronize with user! The soul is not compatible!] [User don't have any knowledge of future] [Survival chances until the end...........0%!] [Ding!~] [System cannot be initiated. But for poor user who had no future....We pity you!] [So each event you survives you will be rewarded according to your contribution in scenario! That's all we can do for you.] [Best of luck use–no. Best of luck Extra!] [---] ....... Aron lived a normal, happy life. He wasn’t a loner, nor did he have a tragic past. So why was he the one who got transmigrated? While trying out a new game, he found himself inside its world, in the body of an extra. As if that weren’t bad enough, he received a broken, useless system. Offering rewards only if he survived each scenerio. He had no guidance. No warnings. No knowledge of the game. This world was destined for chaos, where Eternal Beings would wage war in the near future. Aron— now Noah would carve his own path to survive. Even if it means to become an Eternal being himself. But for now, surviving the academy alone was already a nightmare. --- [A/N: The Story is Slowpaced. There will be lot of fun and entertainment chapter. Read them as fun and Don't question over their actions since they were written as fun. Story will be more serious and dark when it needed to! So enjoy now!] Discord Server link: https://discord.gg/dtFkwXFrNm You can Support me on kofi: https://ko-fi.com/lolman2020

“Only Haki can stand above everything else.” This was the supreme creed of the Great Route’s gold-medal lecturer, “Hundred Beasts” Kaido, a truth worshipped by countless people. But Roy did not agree. “Then let me ask you this... If there were an ability user who could analyze and collect all Devil Fruit powers, and who was unaffected by Seastone or seawater… couldn’t he rely on Devil Fruits alone to reach the pinnacle of this sea?” To prove his belief, Roy took action. Many years later. The Red Line, the Holy Land Mary Geoise, was engulfed in raging flames. Above Pangaea Castle, the one responsible stood calmly in the sky. A pristine white Marine cloak fluttered violently in the wind. “Are you going to make an enemy of the world?” The World Nobles demanded. Roy only bared his teeth in a grin. “Wasn’t I already an enemy of the world?” He smiled. Those who followed him stepped forward from behind. The figures at the front caused the entire scene to fall into dead silence. Everyone recognized them. They were the terrifying powerhouses who had risen suddenly to fame across the seas in recent years. Among them were assassins, revolutionaries, pirates, merchants, doctors… Without exception, they were all top-tier ability users, and all belonged to the same organization. It was said that this organization had a mysterious leader, the most dangerous criminal on the seas today. And now, the truth was obvious. “Y-You are…” The new legend of the Marines. The most dangerous criminal on the sea. From the very beginning, the two had always been the same person. His name was... Roy·Amos.

With a stroke of misfortune, Lucas lost his life at the hands of a madman. Yet fate granted him another chance. Reincarnation into a new world. only for him to lose his family while still young. In a realm brimming with magic and secrets, Lucas, now named Amon, leads a poor and ordinary life, no different from any commoner. Upon awakening his class, Amon got a mysterious Death-related Class. However, its true powers remain dormant, its potential unknown even to him. Whether it is a blessing or a curse is yet to be seen. One fateful night changes everything, opening the path to Arcadia Academy. Will his destiny finally change after joining academy? Can he rise to power? Or will his cursed luck drag him into even greater danger? Will he be swallowed by death once again? Follow Amon’s journey as he unravels the secrets of the world, driven by curiosity, while struggling to survive between life and death. Thus, a new journey begins… --- Read my review for more information about novel. And you can ask me questions there. --- You can Support me on: https://ko-fi.com/lolman2020 Discord Link: https://discord.gg/dtFkwXFrNm

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Luther believes that the ultimate goal of dreams is to take it easy. All the effort and hardships are for the day when he can rightfully relax without worries. His goals shift throughout his journey, but in the end, he realizes that this is what he truly desires deep in his heart. This is a story set when Ash has just stepped onto the Sinnoh stage. A tale of someone emerging from confusion, gradually strengthening his resolve, and continuously growing. Image Credit to - ItsDone2000

In a world where the sea dominates the land, everyone awakens a Class, and their worth is decided at birth. Powerful Classes rule the seas and islands. Trash Classes are abandoned. Jake, who suddenly finds himself in this new world one day, awakens a Unique Class with no combat power....until he discovers its true ability: by bonding with crew members, he can evolve their trash Classes into powerful, rare ones. And as his crew’s strength grows, so does his own. Beautiful women with trash classes, discarded by the world, maids, dancers, prisoners, and many more find a second chance aboard his ship. Through trust, shared danger, and intimate bonds, they rise from the lowest decks to become fearsome pirates. This is the story of a pirate captain who turns trash into treasure and builds the most dangerous pirate crew to ever sail the seas.. ______ No NTR. No yuri.

This is a story about a guy who gets reincarnated into the Undertale multiverse as a Killer Sans. You might be wondering how he died and ended up in such a place. Well, it all started in an ordinary night. He was peacefully asleep, unaware that he had left the stove on. In a tragic accident, the house caught on fire. He never realized what happened—just perished along with his burning home. Now he's in a massive, chaotic multiverse filled with alternate versions of familiar faces. What will he do next? Only time will tell. Oh, and fair warning: the chapters are going to be somewhat short cuz the writing isss super bad lmaoaiaj.

A mysterious VR game company has unleashed a revolutionary MMORPG: Ascension of Souls, a game so advanced it threatens to blur the line between reality and fiction. Marketed as a groundbreaking innovation, it promised to change the world. But for Leo, it is far more than just a game. It is the only thing standing between him and death. Thrown into an expansive, ever-shifting world, Leo fights alongside a growing circle of powerful allies. Each carries their own ambitions, rivalries, and hidden pasts. Together, they form bonds forged through battle, hardship, and the fragile moments of peace between. Like them, Leo can level up, grow stronger, and carve his path through a world where strength decides everything. But unlike anyone else, he possesses a pair of mysterious bracelets, a power tied to him alone, unlocking fragmented memories of a past he does not remember. As whispers of forgotten legends surface and unseen forces manipulate the game from behind the curtain, Leo begins to understand that survival is not just about getting stronger. It is about unraveling a truth buried deep within the game itself. Uncovering that truth comes at a cost, one that may change everything he thought he knew, even life itself. [Author Notice] Thank you for taking the time to read my Synopsis (and hopefully my chapters). Here is where you will find the conditions for me to release bonus chapters. +50 Collections = +1 Bonus Chapter +50 Powerstones = +1 Bonus Chapter +5 New Detailed Reviews* = +1 Bonus Chapter +10 meaningful comments*= +1 Bonus Chapter +100 WinWin Chapters = +1 Bonus Chapter +5 Golden Tickets = +3 Bonus Chapters Gifts will be 1 chapter for every 500 Coins Spent (For now.) These will be tallied weekly and then posted by the end of the month *= Pls update and spam comments will not be counted. I want to hear what you guys genuinely think.

Horrible Accident? Check Otherworldly Soul Yeeting? Check Taking over some schmuck's body who died around the same time? Check Unable to cultivate because the aforementioned schmuck's constitution is all messed up? Double Check In the world of Valresta where the great and powerful cultivate an energy called aether to get to where they are, Zhen Liu (Thomas Lee) is physically unable to despite having the qualities to do so. But due to a twist of fate, Zhen Liu is given the ability to create kaijin, strange and monstrous warriors to fight in his stead. By using this world's laws combined with his knowledge of Earth, watch as Zhen Liu stands above the so-called aether saints to become the one and only kaijin lord! "What the hell is a train"?! "Something that's about to kick your butt. Get him"! "Yes my lord"! Cover art done by JacKLYart on Twitter My Twitter: https://twitter.com/MajorMizako?t=23kOezglRcDjEUKcmpZQiA&s=09

" He was just a stalker… until Shen Yu claimed him. " Tags : BL, Omegaverse, FakeRelationship, SlowBurn, RomCom, BetaProtagonist, ShyOmega, ColdMaleLead, Pheromones, HiddenIdentity, FamilyPressure, ModernSetting ● SYPNOSIS ● Shen Yu lives a life built on control. As a Beta, he’s unaffected by pheromones, uninterested in romance, and completely immune to the chaos of Alpha–Omega dynamics. At least… he was. Until he noticed the omega following him. A quiet boy with honey-brown eyes. A terrible stalker who couldn’t even hide properly. And yet— Shen Yu never told him to stop. Because every time that omega got closer… something felt wrong. A Beta shouldn’t react like this. What starts as mild curiosity quickly spirals into something far more dangerous— a lie told too easily, a fake relationship he can’t back out of, and a boy who seems far more complicated than he looks. Now Shen Yu has two problems: The omega who won’t stop watching him… and the fact that he might not want him to. --- MC : Top / Seme / Gong ML : Bottom / Uke / Shou

WPC 2026 ENTRY ! Handpicked as the fiancée of the future Dragon Queen? And even awakening one of the greatest talents in existence? This is the life I have been waiting for all this time. A former male prostitute who was defiled by noble ladies, both young and old, I lived a hellish life before meeting the future Dragon Queen. That was also the moment I fell in love for the first time. I, Lucien Blackheart, am known as the future fiancé of the Dragon Princess. Born with the Velvet Prostitute Physique, I possess the potential to become the successor of God King Velvet. [God King System has been successfully resurrected.] [Status Window:] [Name: Lucien Blackheart] [Title: Successor of the God King] [Age: 22] [Physique: Velvet Prostitute Physique] [MP: 2,500/2,500] [Rank Power: Rookie Warrior / Intermediate Dragon] [Soul Power: B+] [Will Power: D+] [Magic Power: D-] [Combat Prowess: E+] [Special Abilities: Shadow Killing, Dragonoid Transformation, Flying Technique, Justice Authority] *** Other Tags: Harem-Seeking Protagonist, Strong Main Character, Special Power, Godhood, Invicible Parents, Dragon King's Son-In-Law, Love Rivals, Sisters, Solo Male, Calm Main Character, Naive To Anti-Naive, Good Main Character, Trauma Past, Angels, Demons, Dragons, Humans, Strongest Race, Adaptation, Super System, Fast-Paced, Threesome, Foursome, Kissing, Polygamy, Reincarnation, Weak To Strong, Strong To Stronger, Stronger To God, Continents, Master-Disciple Relationship, Sisters-In-Law, Sweet Relationship, Enemy To Lover, R18, Beautiful Main Heroines, Handsome Main Character, Magic, Human Main Character, Elves, Succubus, Vampire, Revenge, Giants, Demi-human, Divine Dragon, Imperial, Dragon Emperor, Netori, Big Harem, Sweet Main Heroine *** NO NTR! I hate netorare sht!!! NO YURI! NO YAOI STUFF! NOT A WEAK MAIN CHARACTER! NOT A WEAK HEROINE!

"Grey, elemental affinity, zero" The Elder announced the result loudly On hearing this, it was like a bolt of lightning struck Grey, he stood there dumbfounded and just stared at the Elder. Shocked voices could be heard from the people and there was some which were also filled with scorn. Grey stood dazed amidst all the noises without any reactions. One word was constantly reverberating in his head, 'How?'. 'Why, why did this happen to me?' Grey asked himself over and over again **************** Unbeknownst to Grey, something greater lies in wait in his body.... *************** Check out the book, leave a review after reading, and also your powerstones. Hope you enjoy this, and Thanks for reading ^_^ P.S: When I started this book I had zero writing experience, so the first chapters aren't that great, although, my writing quality has improved over time. Also, English isn't my first language, so there are some instances where my choice of words are not good enough for what I'm trying to portray. A heads up, the book will be using a medieval setting. My world building is not the best, but it gets better over time, so bear with me on the early chapters! P.S: Cover art not mine I just edited it. If you're the owner and want me to take it down you can notify me. Other novel: Lunar:Secret Guardians Check it out as well! Discord Server: https://discord.gg/gs68a4ZzaN