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Asterium: Something Is Wrong With This Story

100% FREE — NOW AND FOREVER No paywalls. No locked chapters. Follow the entire journey without spending a single cent. Kael died. Not heroically. Not while saving the world. He simply died. When he wakes up, he is standing before Altus Pervertus, a supposed celestial archmage who governs the afterlife from a sacred toilet inside a stable. Then Kael is reincarnated as Kaela Orion: a woman in a medieval fantasy world, cursed with a rare class that involuntarily attracts men. Her mission seems straightforward: defeat the Demon King, recover a forbidden SS+ relic, and maybe earn a chance to reclaim her old life. Then she meets her future companions. Lyra is a demon hunter with an alarming talent for finding trouble. Seraphine is kind-hearted, though her relationship with scissors and dwarves raises questions. Dorian can turn almost any situation into an embarrassment. And Donkey is convinced he is a noble horse. Together, they survive monsters, hunger, humiliating jobs, and one disastrous decision after another. When their money runs out, Kaela discovers that the local adventurers have an unusual hobby: writing novels. So she proposes they become writers too. It might help them earn money, pursue their impossible dreams, and finally get closer to defeating the Demon King. Or it might give five unpredictable idiots an audience. In a world where even the adventurers are chasing readers, Kaela’s biggest challenge may not be saving the world. It may be keeping her own group under control.
DeathCreed · 77.7k Views

The Necromancer's book of Stories (BL)

Saito Anzhong, a man who had lost everything and anyone he ever loved. Someone who had long since awaited death, only to find that when he achieves it, it is only his body that does so. Awakening after being shot in a meeting to assign the next general of army of his home nation, he finds himself in the body of Lev Griffins, a major but also minor villain in the novel; "How to Kill Demons Without Dying." Unfortunately for him, the original protagonist of the novel absolutely hates Lev. After the original Lev attempts to get his revenge, he earns the wrath of said original protagonist, invoking a battle with him and increasing his hatred even more. Fortunate for Saito, however, he finds himself transmigrated before the Original Lev even begins his villainy. Though Saito's luck soon betrays him as he is greeted by the god who caused his transmigration, and then employs him as the protagonists "back-up." So, inevitably, as most transmigrators do, he tries his hardest to avoid the original plot and protagonist, though with some bumps along the way. It seems that Lev's face is too attractive and Saito's luck both hates and loves him enough to make his life a very easily lived hell. It starts with Saito aiding in the first plot point, gaining the attraction of a certain Duke, then reunites with an old "friend" of Lev's, encounters and negotiates with a foolish king, and so on and so forth. As he tries to navigate around the original protagonist, the demon king, and overall main plot, Saito seems to dig a hole deeper and deeper for himself. =============================================== Average word/chapter = 2.2k #LGBT+ #FANTASY #SCIENCE-FICTION #OVERPOWERED #SLIGHT-COMEDY #SLIGHT-ROMANCE #MYSTERY https://discord.gg/QJ3bV5gj9y
Ouranoses_Song · 305.4k Views

Death Game Players in the Conan World

After her inexplicable death in her sleep, Kurokawa Saki was thrown into the Death Game section selection. Receiving information that there are 12 players with various different IDs, she quickly found out how unreliable most of them were. Moreover, half of them were in the Red party and the other half was in the Black Party. So the werewolves game has started. Moreover, the game still gave them inexplicable missions from time to time. Kurokawa Saki: “...” It's so exciting. When the mainline started and the ‘dead’ players received new ID, they had just realized the game was driving them further and further away in various ‘fun’ scenarios. … [No. 1]: I know that I'm the member of the organization on the surface but what the hell is this task of dancing in the nightclub? Moreover, I'm being hit on and could only run away. That blond haired bartender has been glaring at me! [No. 2]: My second ID is a high school student and I transferred to Teitan High School. Due to the mission to get Sonoko's sister's phone number, I had to play with these two students and Conan has been glaring at me, ah, ah! [No. 3]: My first ID is a killer, the second one is a serial killer, and the third one is a drug dealer. Can't you give me a normal identity? I didn't even dare to come out of my house now! [No. 4]: I'm a police officer, but I'm not even as good as an elementary school student in solving cases. And what do you mean that I'm just a violent police officer, huh? Watch me break the telephone pole, you b*stard! + 8 more people. … After a few scenarios, everyone came to the same conclusion The players: This game is too hard! Not only do they have to act in accordance with their ID card, they also have to complete various strange missions. So… let's make trouble :) When the vice leader of their group sees what they have been doing through their daily share in the chat…. Public Security Officer [5]: … NO, What the hell is wrong with you? One of you is fighting with Shuichi Akai and the other one is fighting with Furuya Rei? You even earn exclusive titles from them! You two are on the freaking Red Side! The two troublemakers: Hehe, sorry, Vice Leader, we're under too much pressure and fighting can enhance ‘friendship.’ Public Security Officer [5]: No, your exclusive titles from them show how much they hated you. And when he tried to calm down, he found out the others are not any better. [6]: Wow, it's so fragrant to tease this pink haired post graduate school student~ [7]: Ah, I nearly died in the hands of Gin… when can I receive the death script QAQ [8]: Let me fight the FBI again. I'm itching to fight. [9]: Why do I have to be the attending doctor of the main characters, ah… [10]: Oh, I just threatened Vermouth [11]: Oops, Conan is glaring at me for teasing Ran [12]: Hey, this female announcer is really nice. I felt bad for lying to her. As the only serious one, no. 5 just wanted to say one thing: [5]: …Destroy it. I'm tired. … Note 1: There’ll be OOC and the character's interpretation might not be correct. A lot of original characters in the world’s settings, playing for fun and all. (more wines and police officers, a few original cases, and the player group’s self made case) Note 2: There will be a lot of personal subjective thoughts in the article. If you have any parts that you don’t agree with, please stop the loss in by clicking the arrow on the upper left corner in time. Thank you for your cooperation. Note 3: The style is mixed between comedy and tragedy… you’ve been warned Note 4: This is a fan fiction, I don't own the characters belonging to the comic. I only made a few original characters for the sake of the story Note 5: I made this more for myself and for fun so eh, don't expect too much
SoraKeith · 419.4k Views

Building The Perfect Harem With My Heavenly Desire System

Join The Discord https://discord.gg/7cEM5KP2D [ WARNING: R18 MATURE CONTENT] He died a fool Alex, a forty-five years old senior accountant gets fired by his greedy boss without any warning. after arriving home early, still reeling from the shock, he finds his wife Emily in bed with his childhood best friend, Zack. Soon he found out the entire truth. The kids were never his from the start. His pretentious wife had been cuckholding him for fifteen long years and had already transferred all of his property and savings into her name. Furious, he tries to fight back, but ends up getting killed. Alex thought that this was the end, but instead he wakes up twenty four years in the past. A translucent screen suddenly appeared before his eyes [system initializing] [Welcome Alex, to the heavenly desire system] Now, to grow stronger he must charm, seduce and conquer desire itself. Fine this time he won't be a fool. he'll do whatever it takes to achieve his goal. His ex-boss cold, snobbish daughter... Whose sweetness will be his to taste. Zack's mature lonely mother, with a body made for sin. The cold beauties who once looked down on him... The seductive teachers... The hidden heiresses... And married women with frustrated nights... They will blush, tremble and want him. As for those who betrayed him? Well they'll kneel and beg but he won't forgive them. . . . "Are you really sure this aura of seduction stuff is working?" He said suspiciously. [Of course it's working. It's just that you can't see it yet] 'Well then, is there a way I can see it?' [Uhmm... Yes...] Don't forget to Add to Library and follow the story — daily updates and lots of temptation ahead. # [STRONG OVERPOWERED MC],[ MILF], [SMUT], [BEAUTY] [NTR] Netori but no Netorare, [WEAK TO STRONG], [BETRAYAL], [REVENGE] [SLICE OF LIFE]
Clintonjob · 1.1m Views

Anime Crossover: Oni Samurai Artifact System

Transmigrated into a chaotic Sengoku period where multiple anime worlds collide, Kobe Hikaru awakens as an undead Oni Samurai. Instead of a conventional system, he is bound to an Artifact Favorability System that allows him to gain powerful abilities and physical transformations by bonding with inanimate objects. From the bloodthirsty demonic blade Muramasa to ancient trees and stones, Hikaru's path to evolution is as bizarre as it is unstoppable. His journey truly begins when he inadvertently acquires the legendary Shikon Jewel and crosses paths with the peerless priestess, Kikyo. Forming an unlikely alliance, the pragmatic undead samurai and the pure shrine maiden fight back-to-back against hordes of youkai, ruthless mercenaries like the Band of Seven, and even immortal demons created by the elusive Kibutsuji Muzan. As Hikaru continuously maxes out the favorability of legendary items—including the demon-bone weapon Hiraikotsu—he evolves his demonic body far beyond its natural limits. In a world filled with ambitious warlords, sinister demon progenitors, and rival yokai factions like Nura Rihan's Night Parade of One Hundred Demons, Hikaru refuses to be a mere pawn. By stacking multiple mutations and mastering abilities like Bone Soul and Blood Transformation, this anomalous Oni Samurai will carve his own path, protecting those he cares about and ascending to become the ultimate Demon God. [Raw: 我们大妖怪就是这样的!] === CATEGORY & TAGS === Category: Fan-Fiction Tags: Transmigration, System, Anime Crossover, Undead Protagonist, Yokai, Action, Adventure, Magic and Swords, Weak to Strong, Comedic Undertone
InorinTL_ · 903.4k Views

Transmigrated into Werewolf Novel: I'm a Villainess, Not Your FL!

Note: This is not your typical werewolf story. It's an absurd comedy. Leave your expectations for angst, drama, and seriousness at the door~ Azura devours stories of fake daughters, hidden heiresses, and satisfying divorces like a fine wine, but there's one genre she can't stand: werewolf romances. Alphas, fated mates, moon goddesses? It's a cheesy mess she actively avoids. So, of course, that's exactly where fate decides to dump her. After a conveniently 'tragic' accident, Azura wakes up in the body of a villainess—her own namesake, no less—in the very werewolf novel she once scorned. Her knowledge of the plot is embarrassingly sparse, limited to the erotic chapters she’d skimmed for curiosity's sake. Undeterred, she formulates a simple plan: befriend the heroine she’s destined to torment and secure a peaceful ending. The result? She accidentally traumatizes the poor girl even more. To make matters catastrophically worse, she doesn't just tangle with one male lead. She snags all four of them. And after a chaotic kidnapping and a night of... complicated events, she finds herself pregnant with their babies. Now, her grand quest for redemption has devolved into a farce of epic proportions. How is she supposed to be a reformed villainess when she's accidentally stolen the show, terrified the heroine, and is now expecting a litter of pups with the four most powerful Alphas in the territory? Being bad was supposed to be easy. Turns out, trying to be good is a full-time, high-stakes, pregnancy-riddled disaster.
callciel_rin · 118.6k Views