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I Don't Want This Kind of System!!

Everly, a connoisseur of orphan-to-riches tropes, always assumed her origin story began with a dramatic abandonment at the orphanage gates. Turns out, her life was even more cliché than her favorite novels! She wasn't merely dumped; she was swapped—a long-lost heiress to a vast fortune. Just when she thought her life couldn't get any more tropey, a mysterious System materialized, offering her a chance at a "good ending." The catch? Its "abilities" ranged from the utterly bizarre to the downright mortifying, making Everly question if a happy ending was truly worth the existential cringe. *** System 006: [Host, please choose 1 of these 3 system abilities!] Everly: "They're all weird! Let me just pick random!" System 006: [Hehe... host, I forgot to say that each system will have consequences, so something will happen to you when you use it...] Everly: "!!!" Days later, having been reunited with her biological family and experimenting with the System's... unique function, the consequence were already glaringly apparent. Her beloved brother: "My little sister is precious, but I need therapy to keep up with her alien-like thinking." Handsome man 1: "She's a pervert! I'm scared she'll take my innocence..." Handsome man 2: "Every time she talks, I feel like killing her. Is that normal?" NOTE: Please disconnect all logical circuits before proceeding with this novel, as it's an absolute chaotic comedy where the MC, Everly, has several screws loose in her brain. Don't expect much normalcy here—sanity checked out long ago and never came back.
callciel_rin · 59.2k Views

Wealth System: My Life Got Better Just by Living

At rock bottom—broke, alone, and abandoned by everyone he once trusted—Augustus sits on a park bench, drowning in despair. Fired from his only job, struggling to pay rent, and rejected at every turn, life feels like an endless punishment. Every day is a battle to survive in a world that’s forgotten him. Then, out of nowhere, a mysterious system appears. No flashy powers. No overnight miracles. Just a strange panel with simple tasks. Task: Take a cold shower + clean your room. ↳ Reward: $5,000 credited to your account. Task #02: [100 Push-ups, 100 Pull-ups, 100 Squats.] ↳ Reward: $30,000 + Nutritious Lunch (Grilled Chicken Quinoa Bowl). These aren’t just chores—they’re challenges that reshape Augustus from a broken nobody who couldn’t stand up for himself into a confident force who leads the conversation. What starts as small, grueling tasks turns into a life-altering journey. The system doesn’t coddle—it pushes, molds, and forces growth—inside and out. With every step, Augustus moves closer to the impossible: getting rich by simply living his life. Lifestyle System: I Got Rich Just by Living isn’t your typical “instant success” tale. It’s a gritty, raw transformation of a broken man becoming unstoppable—proving that sometimes the simplest changes unleash the greatest power. Ready to see how a shattered life rebuilds itself into fortune and strength? Dive in and watch Augustus rise—one task at a time. *** No NTR (No stealing or getting cheated). No incest. No Yuri. No cultivation. No superhuman nonsense. Just a relatable journey with rewards that feels earned. Discord - https://discord.gg/DJD5xbmzyF
The_Enlightened · 1.7k Views

Stellar Hearth: A Chef's Reborn Odyssey

In the neon chaos of modern Tokyo, Hiroshi Tanaka dreams of becoming a legendary chef—until life decides to deep-fry his hopes and serve them with a side of betrayal. Framed by a jealous “friend,” fired in disgrace, and armed with nothing but instant noodles and despair, Hiroshi’s future collapses spectacularly. Fate, apparently unimpressed with subtlety, then ends his misery in a terrorist attack—taking with it his beloved aunt and, awkwardly, the very man who ruined his life. With his final breath, Hiroshi makes one desperate wish: to be reborn somewhere far away, where talent matters more than lies, and where the restaurant meant to be his can finally exist. That wish is answered—dramatically—by the celestial Stars: Demeter, Dionysus, and Hestia, divine patrons of harvest, revelry, and hearth. Reborn as Hiro Vale in the mana-rich world of Elysara, Hiro wakes up as a baby armed with an unfair advantage: a divine LitRPG system that tracks his stats, skills, and—most importantly—his cooking progress. From mashed roots instead of baby food to mana-infused masterpieces, Hiro trains relentlessly, discovering that in Elysara, food isn’t just delicious—it’s powerful. His dishes heal wounds, strengthen souls, calm corruption, and occasionally leave grown warriors weeping over soup. As Hiro grows, his kitchen becomes a sanctuary. Humans, elves, beastfolk, and former villains gather around his table, proving that shared meals can forge bonds stronger than magic and sharper than steel. But Elysara isn’t all comfort food and second helpings. A familiar soul has also been reborn—this time chosen by the malevolent Voids—and now commands the Blight Swarm, a creeping corruption bent on devouring the world’s vitality. Apparently, some grudges transcend lifetimes. Across decades, Hiro’s humble hearth evolves into a world-shaping beacon, uniting nations through feasts rather than war. Yet the past refuses to stay buried. In a final, world-spanning banquet beneath the watchful gaze of the Stars, Hiro must face his old betrayal once more—and prove that perseverance, love, and a perfectly cooked meal can outshine even the deepest darkness. After all, saving the world is hard—but saving it well-fed just makes sense.
YoDa · 993 Views