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HP: Too Late, System! I’m Already the DADA Professor

"The Professor Who Brought Eastern Flair to Hogwarts" "Dumbledore? Didn't he already graduate? Why is he back at school again?" "Oh, Severus, don't be so tense. He's the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!" "Bloody hell, if I catch him eating hotpot out of a cauldron in the castle one more time, I'm challenging him to a duel." ······ "You are the worst class I've ever taught!" "But Professor, isn't this your first time teaching?" ······ "Miss Granger, as class monitor, you'll lead morning study sessions by the Black Lake every day." "Mr. Potter, as sports captain, after morning studies, you'll lead everyone in a lap around the Black Lake!" ······ "O.W.L. Exams: 100 Days Countdown" "Burn the boats—let's ace every single O.W.L.!" Meet Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul. Three years after graduation, he returns to Hogwarts as a professor, bringing a completely different kind of magic to the ancient castle. With his unconventional teaching methods—from hotpot dinners to military-style morning routines—this young professor is about to turn Hogwarts education upside down. Will his Eastern approach to magic education clash with traditional wizarding ways? Can he survive Snape's disapproval and Dumbledore's curious glances? And most importantly, can he actually help his students achieve those perfect O.W.L. scores? A hilarious and heartwarming tale of cultural fusion, unconventional teaching, and the magic that happens when East meets West at the world's most famous school of witchcraft and wizardry. Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life, Teacher-Student Dynamics, Cultural Fusion, Hogwarts AU
GoldenLong · 1.4m Views

Dead Galaxy Chronicles

Dead Galaxy plunges into a sprawling science-fiction future set in 2852. The narrative opens in an era where Earth’s nations, ravaged and exhausted by centuries of devastating wars, were forced to surrender governance to interstellar resource-gathering corporations. This handover established a new galactic frontier defined by institutional corruption, forgotten laws, and deep moral decay. Tiberion Solegard, the head of the technology giant Evoke Systems, took command of the Supreme World Republic (SWR)—a structure founded by these corporations—and maintains absolute control over the galaxy through 12 centralized institutions. His power became unshakeable after he achieved immortality. This extreme consolidation of authority was partly necessitated by widespread colonial uprisings that erupted following the emergence of the Incompatibles. The Incompatibles first arrived in 2438: an advanced alien race that, terrifyingly, could not be processed by the human brain. Any attempt by humans to perceive these invaders often resulted in instant, irreversible blindness or catastrophic loss of consciousness. They were untouchable; no known human weapon could inflict damage. Then, just as suddenly, the Incompatibles vanished, yet the chilling traces and enduring mysteries they left behind never faded. So, what is this story about? Inspector of the Dead Galaxy and Fugitive of the Dead Galaxy The protagonist is Mehmet, an Inspector working for the Bioethical Oversight—one of the SWR's 12 governing bodies. Mehmet is violently jolted awake from a 400-year cryo-sleep due to a minor power grid failure. Because of this catastrophic interruption, Mehmet is afflicted with amnesia; he cannot recall his past, the reason for his slumber, or any crucial details of his life. His institution is barely functional, on the verge of collapse from rampant corruption and bribe-taking. Mehmet’s simple goal is to collect his 400 years of accumulated pay and retire to a peaceful life. However, he is required to complete three final assignments before retirement. As he reluctantly navigates these last duties, Mehmet will find himself tearing through the veneer of the galaxy’s darkest secrets, learning brutal truths about his own past, and struggling to comprehend a universe filled with impenetrable mysteries. Expect From This Saga: A vast, realistic sci-fi universe (featuring intricate institutions, cults, mega-corporations, and political webs) Entertaining side characters Dystopian mysteries A compelling villain R-rated humor and dark comedy A lengthy, multi-part adventure series Warning: This work contains violence, psychological tension, sexual content, and themes that may be disturbing to some readers. It is not suitable for readers under the age of 18.
FailedWriter2 · 15.4k Views

Daily Logs of Corruption Hero! ~ Roy Cooper

Hi! I am Roy! Do not make the mistake of thinking what I am telling you is a lie. Everything I am writing here is happening to me in real life. This app, 'Corruption Hero', gives me 10 Points every day to write a daily log. Well, if I have to write, I guess I will write down everything that I learned so I can make sense of this shit. Hm, where do I start? This world is not normal. Everything else is the same as a normal city on Earth, except for one major event in this world’s history, which changed this world from its roots.  One country came really close to ruling the whole world. Laveshia Empire. The third emperor of the Laveshia Empire was annoyed by his family's lecherous history. So one day, he ordered the scientists of the Laveshia Empire to find a way to make human desires for sex a bit more refined and dignified genetically.  They made a gas that could make humans control their urges and used it all around the world. But guess what? Life finds a way. And so does horniness. After a few decades, the empire noticed that the old people were fine under this new dignified way of life, but the new generation that was born after the great purification was a weird one.  They had all become closet perverts. ——— I have started a private and public Telegram group for this novel. I was going to do Patreon, but the content I have is not allowed on there. Both groups will have a pdf of a chapter uploaded there. The public group can be joined by anyone using telegram app. The private channel has a one-time joining fee of 10 dollars for lifetime access. The private channel will have uncensored images and advanced logs. It will have a daily log update and a public one, and this website will be updated every other day. The link for joinig free public group is below. The public group has info on how to join the private channel. Join Telegram Public Group - https://t.me/CorruptionHeroRC
FkBlue01 · 12.6k Views