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"You're right, I'm just a scavenger. Follow me, scavenge, and you'll eat your fill!" "But then again, can you find the stone from Amber King while scavenging?" "Hey! You over there, no cutting in line! You're cutting in line to buy junk!" The sunlight in the rebooted world is beautiful, but… "Lygus:my Amphoreus is broken. Can you fix it for me? I'll see if I can find any tools to hit the machine head." "Wait, didn't I start a company? How did I become an emperor?"

On New Year’s Eve, which was supposed to be a happy moment for everyone, Yunah’s and Noah’s lives turned into a tragedy. A 15-year-old girl, Yunah Rai, happened to witness the accident of 10-year-old Noah Shrestha and his family. She blamed herself for the death of Noah’s parents, always believing that the accident had been caused by her. Though she succeeded in saving Noah’s life, she carried the guilt of his parents’ death. Even after years, she couldn’t heal or forgive herself for that incident. That accident completely changed her life. It became her deepest trauma. For Noah, however, it was completely different. He never blamed Yunah for the accident, because he knew the truth. Instead, he had been trying to find her his whole life, to thank her and repay the kindness of that night when she saved him. Deep inside, he had always yearned for her. From the moment she saved his life, it was love at first sight. Over the years, Noah painted countless pictures of Yunah from the time she was 15 and kept them hidden away in a private room where no one was ever allowed to enter. The red scarf, which Yunah had wrapped around him on the day of the accident became his treasure and a favourite scarf. She had become his secret, his obsession, a beautiful obsession. He didn’t care that she was older than him. All he wanted was for her to be in his life. And finally, after eight years, Noah meets Yunah again, this time in his school, just a week after he turned 18. Will Yunah ever fall for Noah, despite him being younger? Will she accept him? Will she forgive herself for the tragedy of that New Year’s Eve? To know all this, the story continues… SPOILER- "Noah, at just eighteen, is the leader of shadowveil and it is an underworld gang."

Weak isn't bad Sometime Weak is better than Strong

The "Chosen One" tried to debate ethics with the Final Boss. The result? Humanity was wiped out. I was the F-Rank porter who watched it happen. Then, I woke up twenty years in the past; ten minutes before the apocalypse began. I looked at the naive young Hero standing next to me. I didn't join his party. I stabbed him in the throat. [System: You have killed the Protagonist.] [Reward: SSS-Rank Trait "The Usurper" Acquired.] [Passive: Absolute 100% Drop Rate.] Now, the destiny of the world is mine. I don't grind. I take. Touch a Grand Mage? Skill Copied. Kill a Dragon? Talents Absorbed. Save the Princess? Only if she can afford the subscription fee. While the world panics, I’m fusing prohibited skills and privatizing the dungeons. I’m not here to save the world. I’m here to loot it. [Add to Library to join the harvest.] ———————————————————— A chapter per day at 9 pm Singaporean time with 1.5k minimum word count per chapter.

In 298 AC, when Jon Arryn was poisoned, Matthew knew his chance had finally arrived. Chaos is a ladder. Robert would die. Stannis would kill Renly—and kinslaying is an unforgivable sin. That meant the only remaining legitimate bloodline of House Baratheon would be a bastard. And he just happened to be one. A reincarnator’s ambition never stops. From that point on, Matthew worked even harder to make money. When he finally earned his first gold dragon, fate smiled on him—his cheat ability activated at last. That was when Matthew truly understood one thing: what he wanted, no one else was allowed to take. He didn’t just want to be King of Westeros. He wanted Essos as well. He wanted Braavos—and the Iron Bank’s vast fortune. “Faceless Men? White Walkers? Dragonlords?” As Matthew sat on the Iron Throne, runes carved across his body, he listened to his subordinates whispering and let out a cold, disdainful smile. “How many rune weapons do you think they can stop?” “Ten thousand enough?” “If not—don’t worry. I’ve got more.”

"I knew I was handsome enough to be a protagonist, but I didn't think it would happen like this." In the neon-drenched, filth-encrusted streets of Night City, survival isn't a goal—it’s a full-time job. Kael used to be a rising star at Arasaka Academy, a scholarship student with a genius-level talent for firearm technology. Now? He’s just another face in the crowd, flipping synthetic starch flatbreads filled with "meat" that used to have six legs, all while dodging stray bullets and Tyger Claw shakedowns. In a city that eats dreams for breakfast, Kael has learned the golden rules: keep your head down, pay your protection fees, and never—ever—turn around when a stranger calls your name. But his quiet, cowardly life is upended when his past literally catches up to him in the form of Lucy, a high-tier Netrunner neighbor who once stole his tuition and now demands his technical expertise. Just as the pressure of the streets reaches a breaking point, Kael’s reality fractures. He awakens in a mysterious, void-like space, only to come face-to-face with versions of himself from across the multiverse—a Pilot from the Frontier (Titanfall 2), a Ghoul from the shadows of Tokyo, a slayer of Goblins, and a hero in a world of Marvels. With a shared "cheat" that connects his many selves, Kael is no longer just a street vendor hiding from Arasaka’s shadows. From the depths of Night City to the edge of the galaxy, the legend of the "Simultaneous Traveler" begins. Night City, you son of a bitch... get ready to burn. in case you want to support me (special benefits) p4treon.com/talkfictome (+extra Chapters)

Camilla Gray’s loneliness ended when she found a family in the Harts—and a fierce, consuming love in their son, Bran. Their wedding day was soft, sunlit, and full of promise. It shattered on their wedding night. In the midst of their first, frantic intimacy, Bran collapsed. He died in her arms, his secret heart condition—a terror he’d hidden from everyone—taking him with her innocence. Years have passed, but Camilla isn’t healing. She’s surviving. Bran’s ruined family now lives in her cottage, eats her food, and warms itself by the heat she pays for. They look at her with eyes full of blame, whispering that she killed their son with her body. And Camilla, haunted by the memory of a love that ended in death, is starting to believe them. This is not a story about moving on. This is a story about cleaning up the wreckage of a life that ended just as hers began. Will she forgive herself enough to live again—or will their blame become her truth?

It's my story how I met her and how I became her very first boyfriend (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)(⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

A thousand years have passed since the Variants first appeared from the Rifts. God answered the prayers of the human race and gave them a chance to fight back. He bestowed special marks called crests upon twelve who were worthy, granting them unfathomable power to fend off the wave of attacks. Well… that's what the church wants us to think. Man, being man, found a way. And in the present day, large numbers of the population have crests, and those that don't are treated as second-rate. This was the case with Marcus, who spent most of his life doing odd jobs—until one of those jobs led to his demise. At the hands of whom?? The son of a major crest-bearing house. Marcus is reincarnated into the body of his killer and soon finds that despite being from a major house, the boy did not have a crest. At least, not one that was bestowed upon him by God.

[ WARNING: R18 MATURE CONTENT] I was a fool Forty-five years old. Senior accountant. Seventeen years of marriage. Two children I thought were mine. Then, in one night, everything broke. I was fired by my greedy boss. I returned home early… and found my wife in bed with my childhood best friend, Zack. The truth followed like knives. The children weren’t mine. She had been cheating for fifteen years. Every asset — every savings, every property — had already been transferred into her name. When I fought back, they killed me. I thought it was the end. Instead, I woke up twenty-four years in the past. A screen appeared before my eyes. [SYSTEM INITIALIZING] [WELCOME, HOST, TO THE HEAVENLY DESIRE SYSTEM] To grow stronger, I must charm, seduce, and conquer desire itself. Fine. This time, I won’t be the fool. This time I will play the game — and I will not lose. My ex-boss’s innocent-looking daughter… who's sweetness will be mine alone to taste Zack’s mature, lonely mother… with a body made for sin. The cold beauties who once looked down on me… The seductive teachers… The hidden heiresses… The married women with frustrated nights… They will blush. They will tremble. They will want me. And the ones who betrayed me? They will kneel. They will beg. I won’t forgive them. . . . "...hey system are you sure that this is going to work?" [Not too sure, but hey… let’s find out.] "shit! Please whoever gave me this system, I want a refund" Don't forget to Add to Library and follow the story — daily updates and lots of temptation ahead. # [STRONG OVERPOWERED MC],[ MILF], [SMUT], [BEAUTY] [NTR] Netori but no Netorare, [WEAK TO STRONG], [BETRAYAL], [REVENGE] [SLICE OF LIFE]

OC reincarnated as his favorite video game character of Disgaea in DXD. This will be a canon-breaker, meaning it follows mostly the OC, while he is forced to deal with some of the Canon against his will.

Kami finds herself pregnant and married to the man she thought loved her, only to find out he is cheating on her and the baby isn't his! Kami picks up a job on a cruise to make money before the baby is born where she discovers her husband locking lips with a beautiful woman. His shocking betrayal paralyzes her and to protect himself, her husband throws her overboard and leaves her for dead. As she begins to fade from hypothermia, a goddess takes pity on her and decides to send her to the world where the father of her child is. Finding herself in a new world where women can do magic and have multiple mates, she begins to rediscover her strength and follow her heart. ***This book will have multiple men romantically involved with the female lead. It is a reverse harem. ***I will have any chapter with mature content labeled with an (M). ***I will do my best to provide trigger warnings for sensitive situations. If you believe a chapter needs an additional warning, let me know. **Image generated with starryai

In his first life, Jon mastered the art of doing nothing. No ambition, no hustle—just drifting through life on minimum effort mode. Reborn into nobility, Jon thinks he’s finally won the ultimate lottery: wealth, status, and a future perfectly tailored for laziness. All he wants is a life of wine, women, and zero responsibility. Then the universe plays its cruelest joke. A ruthless, hyper-competitive “Rise and Grind” System forcibly binds to him, hijacking his body and dragging him into the deadliest political arena in the world. > [System Activated: “Your Grace, surely you wouldn’t want the King to find out…” > Intrigue Routes Loading… Seduction Routes Loading… Treason Routes Loading…] Jon can’t control his actions—only watch in pure terror as his body confidently strides toward Cersei, smiles charmingly, and starts making catastrophic choices. Jon (internally): Stop. Stop right now. Why are we walking like that?! Schemes pile up, scandals explode, and every “optimal” decision pushes him further down the path of excess, chaos, and scandal. Kings plot. Queens whisper. Even the White Walkers hesitate. Because this time, Westeros isn’t just facing the Long Night— It’s facing the rise of a man so shameless, so indulgent, so uncontrollably efficient at ruining everything that history will remember him not as a hero… …but as the King of Debauchery.

After being forgotten and wandering the world alone, Sunny decided to let go of his love for Nehpis, wanting to enjoy his freedom and youth. Far from his destiny, Sunny will find himself involved in complicated personal relationships that he did not seek... at first. Harem story. ¿Slice of life? Far from the main conflicts and battles I modified some events for the benefit of the story. Mentions to my editor: Insertguestname

Cash Rules Everything Around Me Forget the Iron Throne. While everyone else is playing politics or dying for honor, our protagonist realizes the only thing that really matters in the Seven Kingdoms is the hustle. Transmigrated into the brutal world of Game of Thrones with a mysterious "System," he decides to skip the heroics and go straight for the profit. He’s bringing a little organized crime energy to a medieval world. Imagine if a mob boss woke up in Westeros with a cheat code. Honor is for dead Starks. Loyalty is for sale. Amss enough gold to buy the Seven Kingdoms—or at least survive them in style. Why you should read it: If you’re tired of "good guy" protagonists and want to see someone treat the War of the Five Kings like a business opportunity, this is your book. It’s dark, it’s funny, and it proves that even Lannisters have to pay up when the bill comes due.

Thanks for asking. So, here’s the situation: I’m in Westeros, and I’m currently starving. I woke up in the body of the man destined to wear the "Golden Crown"—and not the fun kind. I am the "Sleeping Dragon," the "dragonspawn" Robert Baratheon wants dead, the Mother of Dragons' useless brother, the Beggar King himself: Viserys Targaryen. I can barely scrape together a decent meal, let alone raise a little sister. Staring down the barrel of the original owner’s impossible "Restoration of the Dynasty," I was just about to throw in the towel and call it quits... That’s when my cheat code finally kicked in. It manifested as a holographic Game Admin, ready to con players from Earth into doing my dirty work. "Do you want a 100% realistic VR experience? Welcome to the first-ever immersive sim that feels exactly like isekai! It’s A Song of Ice and Fire meets Mount & Blade—and it's all yours!" Players: "Yes! YES!" "Be a knight, a lord, a member of the Kingsguard, or a conqueror of the frontier! A Dragonrider or an Alchemist! The medieval fantasy life you dreamed of as a kid—wielding magic and swords—is finally here!" Players: "Shut up and take my money! YES!" Staring at the endless sea of gamers—the legendary "Fourth Scourge"—Viserys asked the Admin in his head, "So... that’s how you bamboozled them into becoming my cannon fodder?" Admin: "Yup. They logged in screaming things like 'My Honor is Loyalty' and 'Death before Dishonor' and 'For the Horde'—err, I mean, 'For the Realm.'" Viserys had an epiphany. "So this is how you retake the Iron Throne." "FOR THE DRAGONS!" The next second, Viserys was trampled into the dirt by a stampede of screaming gamers. "AND FOR THE LOOT!"

Han got hit by truck-kun on his way to the grocery store. But like all cliches, that wasn't the end of his story. Instead he got reincarnated into a fancy world. But unlike any world Han has seen on anime. This one was seriously fucked up, with the population of 1 man to every 10 women. Women were treated like submissive servants to men. But even with that most men were more focused on magic than girls with over sixty percent of the female population still virgins. But that wasn't all. It seems that he's not the only person who got reincarnated. A ton of fantasy women from all around anime worlds came with him but they don't have their memories and with the help of what he got from the collector system he's going to collect all the fancy women and make the biggest harem the world ever seen. ------------ The first member of his harem is Nico robin!! Author note: Hey everyone this is my first webnovel so don't expect too much. Characters will be added to the harem as i see fit. Expect characters from the One Piece world, my hero academy, and Naruto. I am completely open to Suggestions if you want me to add anything just write a comment. + English isn't my first language so if there was any mistake tell me to improve in the future. buymeacoffee.com/the_yaq

He was promised a world of magic, dragons, and swords. What he got was a hijacked system, and a realm ruled by cultivators who crush mountains with a punch.

Waking up on a strange island, Kid Goku is confused. Master Roshi is gone, Krillin is missing, and the Flying Nimbus isn't answering. Rescued by Vice Admiral Garp, Goku’s insane potential—like learning Soru and Moonwalk just by watching—shocks the entire Marine Headquarters. But strict rules and discipline aren't for him. Convinced that his friends are waiting for him at the "World Martial Arts Tournament," Goku sets out to sea (literally swimming at first). Along the way, he befriends a rubber boy named Luffy, accidentally bankrupts Nami with his appetite, and terrorizes the local pirate population for lunch money. With Nami as his navigator and the "Dream Chaser" as his ship, Goku is heading for the Grand Line. He thinks he’s going to a tournament; the world thinks a new monster has arrived.

Adam Cypher was born twice; once in a sickly body that never left a hospital bed, and once in a world that wished he hadn’t survived. Captured by Hydra before he could even understand his mutant powers, he spent over a decade as their experiment, enduring pain that became his only constant companion. But deep inside that suffering, a strange voice whispered through the static of his mind; a system calling itself [Information]. From it, he learns something fascinating. He is in a TV Show of Marvel, and He's the main character, something [Information] shall allow him to exploit beyond belief. .......................... https://www.patreon.com/VQuintessence - Feel free to support me on Patreon. ...........................