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(Currently being revised so the story may be incoherent) "Knowledge, There you are! We need to do this quickly before the other gods notice." Valor says as he motions for her to approach. "I'm surprised you agreed to help with this." Gluttony adds with a cruel smile. "I never would have thought the God of Knowledge would be the one to give us aid." Knowledge mearly nods at his words. "Now, this is it! That crazy bat from the far continent has made some crazy monsters before but this one is the cream of the crop. Fully capable of self-evolution and self-replication. It can breed a whole army of different monsters by gathering the essence of other lifeforms!" Valor says as he points to a large egg on the ground. She nods again. "You know, I thought you'd be as excited as I am with this? Endless war and power; we'll have full control of the system once this thing begins its rampage." Knowledge raises her hands in the air and shakes them unenthusiastically. "As sarcastic as ever I see. Well, whatever. Place your hand hand here and help us with the seal." She does as she is told and a huge beam of light descends upon the egg; but her attention is elsewhere. Using the ceremony as a distraction, Knowledge brings lost souls from other worlds and implants them in unsuspecting inhabitants. She can see it. Tiny seeds of change have been sewn.

Plot Overview: Following his brutal execution by the Fifth Strongest Warrior, Damnern Solv, the assassin Ryudien is unexpectedly reincarnated as Elyra, a newborn baby girl born into a peaceful noble household. Expecting to seek vengeance across a lifetime of hiding and training, Ryudien's new reality is completely upended when Damnern Solv appears in the middle of the night—not as an enemy assassin, but as her loving, protective father. Core Conflict: Ryudien's deep-seated trauma, bloodlust, and desire for revenge clash violently against the baffling reality of being cared for by his former executioner, forcing a psychological confrontation between his past life as a ruthless killer and his new identity as an infant daughter. Themes: Reincarnation and second chances, the distortion of duty and violence, father-child dynamics, and the psychological burden of vengeance versus unconditional love.

(Vol. 2 completed. Vol. 3 ongoing...) Synopsis: A politician from Earth gets transmigrated into a semi-familiar cultivation world, where typical xianxia protagonists are cooking trouble in every corner of the street. Guided by a unique system, he begins to amass a legion of such children of destiny, manipulating each of them into becoming his partners-in-crime. What to expect: 1. Extremely overpowered enemies who actually have a brain. 2. Side Characters who make impact on the story 3. MC schemes more than he fights, and he ALWAYS fights dirty. 4. There are tons of scheming by side characters that even the MC can't easily deconstruct. 5. MC's cultivation method is messed up beyond anything you've read on Webnovel. It grows wilder with each arc. So don't expect typical power-ups and revenge subplots. 6. Dry, lowbrow comedy. Additional Tags: Time Travellers, Transmigrators, Reincarnators, Regressors, Machiavellian Characters, Ruthless Scheming, Villainous MC, Multiple Timelines, Paradoxes, Extensive Worldbuilding, System, Survival, Yanderes, Overpowered Female Leads, Enemies To Lovers, Villainesses, No NTR or Yuri, Mysterious Past, Bloodlines, Multiple Power Systems, Politics, Older Love Interests, Master-Disciple Relationship, Wholesome Relationships, Kingdom Building.

After her inexplicable death in her sleep, Kurokawa Saki was thrown into the Death Game section selection. Receiving information that there are 12 players with various different IDs, she quickly found out how unreliable most of them were. Moreover, half of them were in the Red party and the other half was in the Black Party. So the werewolves game has started. Moreover, the game still gave them inexplicable missions from time to time. Kurokawa Saki: “...” It's so exciting. When the mainline started and the ‘dead’ players received new ID, they had just realized the game was driving them further and further away in various ‘fun’ scenarios. … [No. 1]: I know that I'm the member of the organization on the surface but what the hell is this task of dancing in the nightclub? Moreover, I'm being hit on and could only run away. That blond haired bartender has been glaring at me! [No. 2]: My second ID is a high school student and I transferred to Teitan High School. Due to the mission to get Sonoko's sister's phone number, I had to play with these two students and Conan has been glaring at me, ah, ah! [No. 3]: My first ID is a killer, the second one is a serial killer, and the third one is a drug dealer. Can't you give me a normal identity? I didn't even dare to come out of my house now! [No. 4]: I'm a police officer, but I'm not even as good as an elementary school student in solving cases. And what do you mean that I'm just a violent police officer, huh? Watch me break the telephone pole, you b*stard! + 8 more people. … After a few scenarios, everyone came to the same conclusion The players: This game is too hard! Not only do they have to act in accordance with their ID card, they also have to complete various strange missions. So… let's make trouble :) When the vice leader of their group sees what they have been doing through their daily share in the chat…. Public Security Officer [5]: … NO, What the hell is wrong with you? One of you is fighting with Shuichi Akai and the other one is fighting with Furuya Rei? You even earn exclusive titles from them! You two are on the freaking Red Side! The two troublemakers: Hehe, sorry, Vice Leader, we're under too much pressure and fighting can enhance ‘friendship.’ Public Security Officer [5]: No, your exclusive titles from them show how much they hated you. And when he tried to calm down, he found out the others are not any better. [6]: Wow, it's so fragrant to tease this pink haired post graduate school student~ [7]: Ah, I nearly died in the hands of Gin… when can I receive the death script QAQ [8]: Let me fight the FBI again. I'm itching to fight. [9]: Why do I have to be the attending doctor of the main characters, ah… [10]: Oh, I just threatened Vermouth [11]: Oops, Conan is glaring at me for teasing Ran [12]: Hey, this female announcer is really nice. I felt bad for lying to her. As the only serious one, no. 5 just wanted to say one thing: [5]: …Destroy it. I'm tired. … Note 1: There’ll be OOC and the character's interpretation might not be correct. A lot of original characters in the world’s settings, playing for fun and all. (more wines and police officers, a few original cases, and the player group’s self made case) Note 2: There will be a lot of personal subjective thoughts in the article. If you have any parts that you don’t agree with, please stop the loss in by clicking the arrow on the upper left corner in time. Thank you for your cooperation. Note 3: The style is mixed between comedy and tragedy… you’ve been warned Note 4: This is a fan fiction, I don't own the characters belonging to the comic. I only made a few original characters for the sake of the story Note 5: I made this more for myself and for fun so eh, don't expect too much

A modern-day person transmigrates into the world of One Punch Man and becomes King. In response, he says: “I’m a hero by sheer luck—and the strongest man on Earth…”

Get fully english trasnlated and completed pdf from my shop: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official Chu Bai transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, and only needs to write a diary and complain every day to become stronger. At the start, the beautiful queen Bibi Dong begins to chase after him! He originally wanted to quietly write his diary and become stronger while keeping a low profile, but the goddesses started to become abnormal one after another... Bibi Dong: “How could I possibly fall in love with a useless person? And end up dying at Tang San’s hands? That’s pure nonsense!” Qian Renxue: “Golden liquid?! How could I ever like Tang San?” Xiao Wu: “Being with Tang San actually leads to Da Ming and Er Ming sacrificing themselves. Goodbye, I’m going to acknowledge Chu Bai as my brother.” Ning Rongrong: “Broken sword and shattered bones... I must avoid that ending!” Soon, Chu Bai discovered that his diary had made all the goddesses of Douluo Continent restless... Tang San came with people to take revenge, but Chu Bai slapped him so hard even his father wouldn’t recognize him. Child of fortune? He’ll still get beaten!

"You will suffice." That's what something whispered in Raizen's mind before a Nyx dissolved into shining ashes at his feet — right after it slaughtered everyone he ever had. He doesn't know what he's "sufficient" for, what spoke to him, or why it led him to an unconscious girl with no memory. He only knows his world is gone, and the only place that'll take him now is the Underworks — a rusty undercity beneath Neoshima's walls, where survival is never guaranteed. His only way out: the Lotus Academy, where he can learn about Nyxes, the ruined world's dark history, and how to wield Eon. Train hard enough, and he might become a Vanguard — the elite that hunts down humanity's worst nightmares. ...But the voice hasn't spoken since. And the higher Raizen climbs, the clearer a dark truth becomes: the thing that saved him, and the darkness that has haunted humanity for centuries... Might just be the same thing.

All Raiden wanted to do was to farm quietly. But his sheep kept fighting!! After dying in his old world and waking up in the body of a freshly graduated nobody in a world full of monsters that are bigger than the tallest skyscrapers, Raiden made a quick, sensible decision: avoiding danger at all costs. Forget becoming a battle master and monster-infested frontiers, he just wanted to take his little sister Sylvia and retire to their inherited farm to raise sheep. Peaceful, profitable, and most importantly, safe. His master plan? Buy the cheapest Woolie in the market, shear its wool, and live off the profits. Simple, right? What could go wrong? As Murphy's Law states, anything that can go wrong will go wrong. The moment he brought his adorable sheep, his cheat system activated, letting him appraise and improve the potential of anything he touched. And everything started going downhill from there. A few enhancements later, his Woolie is producing luxury wool that has fashion designers losing their minds. And unlike other sheep, this one loved to train and battle, so much that it loses half of it before the sell period. "It's fine," Raiden assured himself. "It's just a sheep. A very profitable sheep." Then it evolves. And keeps evolving. And suddenly his "harmless farm animal" is creating thunderclouds that can destroy a whole continent. He thought the problem was only with his sheep; the rest of the Terra beasts would be peaceful. The real problem, though? Every Terran he rescues thinks the same way: "Master is so kind! He doesn't force us to battle! We must train extra hard to protect him!" Now, all his supposedly peaceful, peace-loving Terrans are challenging wild Terrans to duels while he chucks pills to control his Blood Pressure in the background. His genius little sister is landing scholarships left and right, and the Continental Alliance won't stop sending him tournament invitations he desperately wants to decline. All Raiden wants is to farm in peace, pay off his debts, and maybe—just maybe survive long enough to see Sylvia graduate. Is that really too much to ask? Apparently, yes. [Update Schedule: 14 Chapters Per Week]

He reincarnated to the world of One Piece with the immortal abilities of the Silver King, the First King from the manga/anime series *K*. Although he becomes a pirate, his goal is not to become the Pirate King. His goal is simply to live freely on the high seas—it's that simple.

He said: With great power comes great responsibility! He said: That's just equipment, being a hero! But Bent didn't want to be a hero; he just wanted to protect his little family and his loved ones. Keywords: Teen Hacker, Marvel, Ben 10, Little Watch

This book is a sequel to "Mr CEO, Move On!" To read this book, you have to read the first book to understand many things ______ Lai Jiayi, someone with a fear of man has to play a real-life dating sim game to save her dad's life, but her capture target is someone who still can't forget his deceased lover?! Lai Jiayi has definitely made progress with the capture target, Zhao Yang, but the other remaining players won't just let her be… More and more difficult missions appear, the game updated frequently, bringing a new and challenging setting to the players. The difficulty level is doubled! Can Lai Jiayi win the CEO's heart and win the game? 101 days countdown!

Yoshinobu Jin wakes up in in the marvel world with a bang. With a body that's literal supermodel class but will snap with a slight shove, Jin vows to leave his mark on the sacred timeline. Involving himself in every canon event he must make the timeline remember him with enough effort to be remembered, but not enough to have the celestials and the TVA come knocking. “No way. I got isekai’d into Marvel? I was aiming for One Piece.” Logan narrowed his eyes. “Kid just woke up and already talking nonsense.” “I’m not talking nonsense,” Jin said, rubbing his face. “I’m narrating. It’s a coping mechanism.” Then came the chime. [SYSTEM INITIALIZING…] He grinned. “There it is. Plot armor.”

After being reborn ten years ago, Yan Yuchen accidentally swallowed the golden core that a nine-tailed fox had cultivated for thousands of years. From then on, his soul could leave his body, see ghosts, kill people in their dreams, and travel through the world of immortality. =========== Translation Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to this novel. I am solely responsible for the translation efforts.

Thrown into the world of Avatar, reborn as a highborn brat in the Fire Nation—without a single memory of his past life. Just fragments. But hey, there’s a war going on, and he’s doing his best to not die for reasons even he doesn’t understand. Somehow—don't ask how—he ends up, building a reputation that spans across nations, and convincing people he's basically the Avatar’s second incarnation... Despite the tiny little fact that he can only bend one damn element. It wasn’t planned. It wasn’t logical. But It just... happened.

He is unlike any other Slytherin. There is a saying in the Slytherin common room, "The little wizard who disobeys will be killed and then be eaten by the Night Stalker." Friend of the Shadows, the master of Assassination skills and weapons, the Night Stalker whom his enemies fear. The glory made him the pride of Slytherin. When the Dark Lord arrived, John emerged from the shadows, "Whoever comes, Whoever it is, I'll kill them. I'll kill them all !!!" With a Wand in his left hand and a sword in his right hand, he will give Death Eaters the hell they deserve! ________ Support and Read ahead at—> Patreon.com/Dragonel You can also directly support me financially by donating at:- paypal.me/Dragonel23 ________ John Wick wasn't exactly the Dark Lord... he was the one you sent to kill the f*cking Dark Lord. I saw him kill Voldemort when he was a teen... not by a spell.. but by stabbing his brain with a wand. Stabbing his brain with a f*cking wand! _____ This is a Translation. Original MTL: I wield a sword at Hogwarts

Hiroshi lived a life of loneliness and regret, spending his days as an overweight otaku with no purpose. After an unexpected death, his story takes a surprising turn. He awakens in the world of Bleach, not just as a passive observer, but with a special surprise in store. Now, Hiroshi must navigate this dangerous new world filled with supernatural beings. Will he find a way to survive and carve out a meaningful existence, or will he meet another tragic end?

After transmigrating into the world of Harry Potter, Kasenhis discovers he has a cheat ability from the game Minecraft, allowing him to summon blocks at will. Just as he knocks out some lunatic who came out of nowhere and starts dreaming of making a name for himself in the world with this power, he is suddenly confronted by an old man with a white beard. "I'm thinking of opening Alchemy classes but since Nicolas Flamel is dying, I want to appoint you as a Professor." "What do you mean... you're hiring me as Hogwarts' Alchemy Professor?" And also—what even is alchemy? In his first year at Hogwarts, he carefully disguises himself as an alchemy professor using only basic blocks. By the third year, he's hitting his stride, battling Dementors with a Wither. By the seventh year, holding the Command Block in his hand, Kasenhis raises a middle finger at a bald-headed figure in front of him. "Watch closely! I’m about to demonstrate the framework of the world itself!" ... Note: He reverse-engineers Minecraft into magic and actually teaches! Not a fraudulent teacher! ______ o(*￣▽￣*)ブSupport and read two weeks ahead of WN at:- Patreon.com/Dragonel .. You can also support me financially by donating at:- paypal.me/Dragonel23 ______ This is a Translation. Raw: 霍格沃茨：我靠MC伪装炼金教授

No real plot here, just smut. ------------------------------------------------------ In short: everything that could have gone wrong in a distorted and corrupted future has gone wrong. Sunny goes back in time, and this time he'll be the one holding the reins of his Fate. ~~~~~~~ Smut and Fluff. Porn with plot. Well... maybe.

Have you ever felt like you wanted to live a new life as someone else? Have you ever desired to experience a new life without the limits that our daily lives always put us through? Have you ever had the crave for adventure and to soar across endless horizons? Brand New Life Online, a new Full Dive VRMMO promised to make all these dreams come true. Said to be a brand-new experience at life, an incredibly realistic game and acclaimed to be fantastically complex yet simplistic enough for just anybody to understand and enjoy, this virtual reality game quickly took over the entire world of video games, with new players soaring the tens of millions in its first year of launch! Elayne, a young mother, is suddenly thrown into this game because she wanted to reconnect with her daughter, but she’ll quickly find herself delving into endless conflicts, fights, action, and a world filled with history and mysteries… Will our protagonist be able to progress through these challenges all while taking care of her farm, protecting the forest, and also seeking her daughter? Who knows? Maybe she’ll even end up defeating a World Boss! Over 100000 Words available for FREE! Daily Chapters

The best actor was shooting a doomsday movie when he suddenly transmigrated to a real doomsday world and became Aon Flearov, a young man with a huge debt and a blood-sucking family. What does one do in the apocalypse? Of course, shoot variety shows, live streams, do ads, act in movies, hold concerts and fan meetings— The whole showbiz world was placed in real apocalypses, and Aon, a newly-debuted doomsday star, was thrown to a random variety show to fight zombies! It was at this desperate moment that Aon awakened a superpower— A system. DING! [Heyo, dad, your son is online~] Aon: [Son, are you a farming system? A counterattack system? A pay-to-win system?? Anything will do!] The system instantly burst into tears: [B-but dad, I'm a superstar system!] And so, in a supermodel doomsday variety show: System: [Dad, grab that zombie! Strip him!] In a plant vs zombie variety show: System: [Dad...how did you become a pea shooter?] Doing part-time job in an eternal sun doomsday, taking over a survivor base, infiltrating the alien's group... Here, there are various shows you can and can't imagine. Name one, and it will come true. #An actor who cannot become a superstar isn't a good doomsday survivor# The three no: No R18 No harem No BL/Yuri— no bullying the author! PS: This novel is written by the author's cat Follow my Instagram: @zehell2218 Discord server: https://discord.gg/axqNyHv or ask for a discord link through IG DM