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"You wouldn't believe it if I told you, but I established the Hidden Leaf Village and raised the Uzumaki clan. Oh, no, that's not right—now it should be called the Land of........."

Transported to a world blessed by the Three Goddesses and reborn as a horse girl, Chen Xing originally thought she could drift through life doing the bare minimum— until she stood on the track and watched the Immortal Bird at her side surge past and break the tape. A gale named the will to win roared through her heart: I want to win. From this moment on, I will win every race. I’ll win every race on these legs—by my own power. Miracle Runner of the Holy Night, ignite! Cap Sect [hands pressed together] “For the record-setting feat you’ve achieved today—becoming a Hall-of-Fame–level horse girl—what do you have to say?” “I, Stardust Mirage, got here entirely through my own effort—System, grant me another Liu-ye Unique!”

War is a prison that shackles all who know of it, whether they like it or not. Those shackles will begin to weigh down it's wearer until they can no longer move forward and are instead left to rot and decay over time. War is just another form of torture; another form of hell. So, what happens when a child that has never known grief, demise, struggle, and all other kinds of hardships is suddenly thrust into hells deepest pits? Answer: Adapt or die. Follow as Vigil, an ignorant young boy with once great aspirations, is thrust into War Field, the home of war, without warning. As he struggles to live, may he find the secrets behind this forsaken world and escape this hell. The hell that he is forced to call home. ---------------------------------------------

( MAIN STORY ) Haru Hyoudou & the Demon King (Queen) of Sixth Heaven Falling into a magic circle is one thing. Meeting a scary gun lady inside of it? That was scary. But turning into her, succeeding her, and inheriting her legend? Yeah, that was the icing on the cake. Haru Hyoudou was perfectly fine with that, though, and if anything, the gender change was secondary. (Or so she learned.) ** This a High School DxD book with add on flavors from the Fate series.There will be no Issei Hyoudou as he being replaced by my OC Haru as the MC. The OC will have same backstory as Issei but his/her journey will be completely different. ** ( SPECIAL STORY #1 ) Princess of Chaldea & the Great Holy Grail War Haruka Fujimaru the Mistress of Chaldea, desperate for more SSRs, accepts a mystery man's offer to replace a Master in a Great Holy Grail War. With knowledge of the future and her only SSR fighting beside her in real life, Haruka plots to mess up the entire storyline just for the 1000 Saint Quartz reward. ( SPECIAL STORY #2 ) Beloved Daughter of Gremory Reincarnation, it's a funny thing. With hopes of it happening, one of the most pure souls gets her wish. Family. The one thing she truly wanted more than anything else. ( SPECIAL STORY #3) Haru Hyoudou & the Great King (Queen) of Destruction Haru Hyoudou found himself involved in a figurative "holy war". A grail that can grant omnipotent wishes? Fast way to become a Harem King! ...if he can survive the other enemy Masters first. Hey, at least he's got a smoking hot Servant with him! ( SPECIAL STORY #4 ) Haru Hyoudou & the Fox Priestess of Peerless Beauty Haru Hyoudou was always normal. And a pervert. The odds of him ever finding a girl were slim. So when Yuuma Amano approached him, there were no words that could describe the happy feeling in his heart. And then she attempted to kill him, revealing her true nature. At that moment, however, Haru's desperate pleas for someone to save him woke something inside of him. A secret that he was not aware of. Something that a certain vampiric troll is watching with great enthusiasm. ( BONUS STORY ) Tale of the Harem Queen Naru Nanami, a girl who has no family finds herself caught up in a world full of Devils, Fallen Angels and Angels. Together with her best friend Haru Hyoudou, they won't only learn that death isn't easy, but how to help their friends as well.

Discord link :- https://discord.gg/szFsnzZPec Alex was just another ordinary gamer—until the day he died. Struck down by a terminal illness, he found solace in his favorite game, a vast fantasy RPG filled with powerful warriors, intricate politics, and world-shaking events. But before he could see the game's ending, fate had other plans. When he opens his eyes again, he’s no longer Alex from Earth. Instead, he’s Alex Dragonheart, a nameless extra in the very game he once played. Not a protagonist. Not even a villain. Just an unknown side character who was fated to die early, forgotten by history. Armed with only half of the game’s knowledge, an unawakened bloodline, and a mysterious sealed skill, Alex is thrown into a brutal world where strength is everything. His beloved younger sister is sick and needs treatment, but his past self had been powerless to save her. Not anymore. Determined to rewrite his fate, Alex will rise through the ranks, manipulate events from the shadows, and seize power that was never meant for him. If fate refuses to acknowledge him, then he’ll carve his own legend—one that even the gods will fear. After all, in a world where only the strong survive, even an extra can become a nightmare. ( Okay guys just because there is a system tag does not mean he will get everything handed to him he will have to work hard to attain power because I will make it so )

[Congratulations, Host. You have awakened the Gacha Harem System] [The system exists to help the host summon beautiful wives from across existence, adding them to your harem. And with each wife, the host copies their class, stats, and skills at the time of summoning.] --- Lukas wakes up in another world, where the survival of the human race depends on Climbers, humans with powerful skills who kill monsters and climb the tower. His life was destined to meet an untimely end, until he awakens the Gacha Harem System. And with one pull, a woman of breathtaking beauty and terrifying ability materializes before him, bound to his harem. [Ding! You have copied the class, stats and skills of Lady Morgana!] And with every pull of his system, Lukas gains a new beauty, each a force of nature in her own right. While other survivors grind and bleed for the smallest edge, Lukas is stacking skills, accumulating wealth, and building something no one in this ruined world has ever managed. An empire with the most powerful women alive standing at its foundation.

" He was just a stalker… until Shen Yu claimed him. " Tags : BL, Omegaverse, FakeRelationship, SlowBurn, RomCom, BetaProtagonist, ShyOmega, ColdMaleLead, Pheromones, HiddenIdentity, FamilyPressure, ModernSetting ● SYPNOSIS ● Shen Yu lives a life built on control. As a Beta, he’s unaffected by pheromones, uninterested in romance, and completely immune to the chaos of Alpha–Omega dynamics. At least… he was. Until he noticed the omega following him. A quiet boy with honey-brown eyes. A terrible stalker who couldn’t even hide properly. And yet— Shen Yu never told him to stop. Because every time that omega got closer… something felt wrong. A Beta shouldn’t react like this. What starts as mild curiosity quickly spirals into something far more dangerous— a lie told too easily, a fake relationship he can’t back out of, and a boy who seems far more complicated than he looks. Now Shen Yu has two problems: The omega who won’t stop watching him… and the fact that he might not want him to. --- MC : Top / Seme / Gong ML : Bottom / Uke / Shou

Uma Musume, but My Cheat Power

The only thing standing between a dead-end job and football glory? A holographic interface and a lot of hungover plumbers. Danny Walsh is going nowhere. At twenty-six, his life is a monotonous cycle of night shifts at a Manchester convenience store and escaping into the digital world of Football Manager, where he is a tactical genius building championship-winning teams from nothing. In the real world, he is just another guy with a dead-end job and a dream that feels impossibly far away. A mysterious notebook gives him an impossible edge: the power to see the hidden attributes of football players. It’s a party trick no one else can see, a useless superpower for a man going nowhere. But in the broken, overlooked talent of Manchester's gritty leagues, data is destiny. Danny holds a winning ticket, if he can only learn how to read it. And if this cursed gift doesn't break him first. --- For fans of Player Manager, Football Manager, and system novels, this is a character-driven, tactically rich, and hilariously authentic journey from the bottom of the pyramid to the very top. The beautiful game is about to get a system upgrade. Sports Fiction | System Novel | Football Management | Progression Fantasy ---

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: “PG” => No One 17 and Under Permitted ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

Adam was having a great time camping in the woods with his girlfriend until they were suddenly attacked. During the attack, his girlfriend was shot while he was thrown from a cliff. Unconscious and on the verge of death, an android appeared before taking him to a spaceship, Spector, which healed him up. Now this Spector wants him to be its operator, so that they can leave Earth. But before that, he needs to settle the grudge he has against those who attacked him and killed his girlfriend. Armed with advanced technology, Adam hunts them down before heading out to explore the universe. Strangely, though, he has to do all this and more while livestreaming to the whole universe. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Release Schedule: Daily. This story is also available on RoyalRoad, Webnovel and Patreon. Access 50+ chapters on Patreon.com/Sweeps083 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/D2FWBPA3yc ------------------------------------------------------------------- I plan to use the usernames of readers who leave comments as some of the livestream viewers in the novel, so if you want to be included, leave a comment. Also, add what planet you would like to be from and if you would rather your viewer be pro MC or against the MC, or maybe you just want to see the universe burn. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Regardless of space years, temporal incidents, appearances, and mentality, all individuals in this story are over 18+. Sexual content, while not the primary focus of this novel, is a part of it. The warnings listed below are in the chapter titles that have sexual content. * = Minor sexual content. ** = Around 1/2 of the chapter has sexual content. *** = Over 3/4 of the chapter has sexual content. This novel also contains Yuri elements. While there is technically a possible harem member who has a futa, I have already thought of a way around it, so there will be no futas in the harem.

Everly, a connoisseur of orphan-to-riches tropes, always assumed her origin story began with a dramatic abandonment at the orphanage gates. Turns out, her life was even more cliché than her favorite novels! She wasn't merely dumped; she was swapped—a long-lost heiress to a vast fortune. Just when she thought her life couldn't get any more tropey, a mysterious System materialized, offering her a chance at a "good ending." The catch? Its "abilities" ranged from the utterly bizarre to the downright mortifying, making Everly question if a happy ending was truly worth the existential cringe. *** System 006: [Host, please choose 1 of these 3 system abilities!] Everly: "They're all weird! Let me just pick random!" System 006: [Hehe... host, I forgot to say that each system will have consequences, so something will happen to you when you use it...] Everly: "!!!" Days later, having been reunited with her biological family and experimenting with the System's... unique function, the consequence were already glaringly apparent. Her beloved brother: "My little sister is precious, but I need therapy to keep up with her alien-like thinking." Handsome man 1: "She's a pervert! I'm scared she'll take my innocence..." Handsome man 2: "Every time she talks, I feel like killing her. Is that normal?" NOTE: Please disconnect all logical circuits before proceeding with this novel, as it's an absolute chaotic comedy where the MC, Everly, has several screws loose in her brain. Don't expect much normalcy here—sanity checked out long ago and never came back.

This fic is basically: Ryou(MC) marries Keqing, after that, he awakens a weird buff system, the "Darkened Mode": different body parts enter this “darkened mode" for a limited time and multiply their efficiency. Brain buff = he gets way smarter for a while, eyes buff = insane vision, etc. Also, the organs have "personalities". They can “talk,” so there are a lot of inner monologue between Ryou and his own body parts. The not-so-fun part (for Keqing) is that some buffs make Ryou go wild at night, and Keqing can’t keep up. She gets exhausted to the point she starts skipping work. That’s when she starts seriously thinking: maybe she should invite someone else into the relationship to share the "suffering"… and she sets her sights on Ganyu. The fanfic can be cringe at times, so I highly recommend turning your brain off and just enjoy the ride. Also, quick personal note: I’ve wanted to translate a fic where Keqing is actually important and gets a lot of screen time, so that’s a big reason I picked this one. Happy reading!!

Just as Ash was about to step into the Indigo Plateau Conference, and the world had finally determined its eight strongest Trainers— A heavenly tally suddenly descended upon the world! 【Listing the Pokémon who defied gods with mortal bodies!】 【On the Pyramid: the clash of lightning and ice against Regice!】 【At the Lily of the Valley Conference: the unyielding struggle against Latios!】 【Alola League: a blood-soaked battle against Tapu Koko, the final trial on the road to becoming Champion!】 … After tallying entry after entry, everyone across the world was stunned. Why… why is it always Pikachu and Ash?! And then— 【The silver pseudo-legendary who bravely fought the twin gods of Kalos to protect the world!】 【The blazing sky-soaring dragon’s battle against the true dragon of reality!】 … As the tally continued to play, The people of the world finally understood— The future would face countless crises! And behind every single crisis, stood that one boy…

In a world where summoners wield the power to call forth vampires, elves, angels, demons, and all humanoid creatures from across the realms, Nathan found himself unable to summon beings except from beasts.  However, those beasts are not ordinary beasts. They are divine beings who once stood at the same level, if not higher, than the legendary creatures the world ever knew.  Casting his gaze to the left, Nathan sees numerous summoners accompanied by the likes of demon kings, archangels, vampire progenitors, and other legendary beings. Turning to the right, a massive army of alien symbiotes is waiting to attack.  There was no fear in his eyes, because standing on his left is a majestic wolf who managed to kill a god, the legendary eight-headed serpent coils on his right, above him is the bird who is glowing like the sun, and behind him is a dragon that once gnawed the roots of the world tree.  “Let the war begin.”

Thrust into the body of Kol Mikaelson, a transmigrator awakens with a weird grimoire with terrifying abilities . He is using these new powers to cleanse corrupted ley lines, force his dysfunctional family into therapy to protect the unborn tribrid, but with the Other Side collapsing from his interference, can he rewrite history without destroying reality itself?