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As soon as Luo Yan graduated, he immediately got an offer from a prestigious gaming company. He thought all his hard work finally paid off. And he would finally reach the pinnacle of life. But then, on his first day of work, a potted plant fell on his head and he died. Surprisingly, when he thought he would cross the Yellow River, he suddenly woke up and found himself in the body of a 17 year old boy. This body had the same name as him but completely different background. Because the original was the second young master of the Luo family - one of the most powerful family in S City. Luo Yan almost cried. God probably took pity on him and decided to give him a loving family with a wealthy background. He didn't have to work hard anymore. Studying like his life depended on it and pretending to be a holy father just to cater to people. So Luo Yan decided to be a salted fish and just shamelessly sell meng. A certain male god who always bought Luo Yan's meng: Yan Yan is so cute! Why is Yan Yan so cute?? Cold faced on the outside, a cinnamon roll on the inside Gong X Super beautiful, black-belly Shou.

A failed transmigrator is reborn, luckily arriving in the world of Fairy Tail. Possessing the cheat ability to analyze extraordinary powers, Hope is determined to reach the pinnacle this time. Slaying dragons, vanquishing evil, destroying gods... Law, shattering, imbuing... All magic will be mine! ---------------------- Advanced chapters at p@treon

【Single female lead】【Mutual devotion】【The darker the darkness, the stronger the light】【No conspiracy theories】 Reborn into the era of Douluo Dalu: The Unrivaled Tang Sect, Su Yunlin carries an exceptionally powerful pair of twin martial souls, along with a faintly flickering black balance scale between his brows. What kind of sparks will he ignite in this era? After entering Shrek Academy, Su Yunlin meets a very special person. When the legendary Light Goddess Butterfly collides with the Dark Night Monarch Moth, what kind of sparks will be created between the Dark Moth and the Light Butterfly? Su Yunlin: “Oi, old geezer, your daughter is in my hands. In this world, the winner takes all and the loser is nothing. What can you use to fight me? Hurry up and bring me ten immortal herbs to snack on!” Tang San roared in fury: “You brat, what did you just say!” Tang Wutong: “Oi, old geezer, I’m now in Yunlin gege’s hands. Bowing my head and bending my waist is out of respect! Lifting my head and standing tall is to give orders! Old geezer, hurry and recharge my brother’s soul tool motorcycle! And bring him ten immortal herbs, he’s hungry!” Tang San spat out blood in rage. Su Yunlin smiled faintly: “Don’t rush, old geezer. Standing before you is the new God of Evil, father of the Douluo Federation, founder of battle armor, and first tower master of the Spirit Transferring Tower. So hurry up and get to work!” Tang San stomped in rage: “This is sinful!” (P.S. This author’s setting: Wang Dong’er is Tang Wutong. Her divine realm memories are sealed, but she knows her memories are sealed, knows her parents, and knows she came under an alias. She is not a split personality or separate entity. Tang Wutong is simply Wang Dong’er under a different name. Pure love! Pure love! Pure love! Don’t let that old geezer Tang San look down on them!)

They're all loyal when you talk about it, but when you ask, they won't go! Now, the Emperor's favor has still descended upon this 21st-century fragile bull 'Sith,' who has been conscripted by the God-Emperor into a local PDF (Plane Defense Force). Fortunately, our protagonist awakening system allows Sith to receive a hundredfold positive feedback no matter what he does, as long as he personally participates. I thought this system was just so-so, but I never expected it to be a TM concept technology! Therefore, when the Sith led his soldiers in one battle, it was equivalent to fighting a hundred battles, and fighting a hundred battles was equivalent to fighting ten thousand battles. After an apocalypse, a group of veterans of countless battles were directly acquired, and various conceptual types emerged one after another. So much so that in the end, not only did God-Emperor snatch him away, but the Four Gods also snatched him away, and even Goma insisted that the protagonist was their most Waaagh kid, and that the Sith should lead the green-skinned Waaagh, renamed 'Sith Kid,' to overturn the entire galaxy. But as the Sith, blessed by the Seven Gods, continued to fight across this messed-up galaxy, it wasn't until many years later that the Sith suddenly realized he had a hundredfold positive feedback loop... Why were the Four Symbols also corrected?

Reincarnated as Shikamaru's twin sister, Kano, who only wanted a peaceful life, experienced a huge turning point at the age of 10. The good news: a cheat system, essential for any transmigrator, arrived. The bad news: the system was an idol system; it only cared about singing and dancing, not fighting. Having no other choice, she forced the system to exchange items from other systems, thus gaining powerful abilities. In exchange, the trouble-averse Kano became the songstress of Konoha! -------------------------------- Read up to chapter 40 in advance at p@treon

Victor Black—a crazy teenager who escaped from the lab and shares a chocolate obsession with the symbiote Venom. On the way to Nefermore, we hitched a ride with the Adams family. On his first day of school, Vic, with his shameless spirit, successfully sneaked into the girls' dormitory and began a hilarious cohabitation with the gothic girl Wednesday and the sunny little wolf girl Ini. Although he lost the battle for territory with the two girls and only managed to get a small piece of land near the toilet, Vic said that he would be happy to live in the girls' dormitory, let alone near the toilet. This is the story of a crazy boy who was accidentally raised by his vampire sister from a young age according to "The Succubus Raising Guide: The True Han Dynasty Edition," and who causes trouble in Nefermorr and even the whole world, cough cough, he commands the wind and rain and incidentally falls in love. Vic said he never caused trouble, even though he sold weapons at school, turned a canoe race into a Normandy landing, lifted the Gorgon's hat, and asked the professor who had transformed into a werewolf what it felt like to run naked in public, but he was a good student.

Just as Ash was about to step into the Indigo Plateau Conference, and the world had finally determined its eight strongest Trainers— A heavenly tally suddenly descended upon the world! 【Listing the Pokémon who defied gods with mortal bodies!】 【On the Pyramid: the clash of lightning and ice against Regice!】 【At the Lily of the Valley Conference: the unyielding struggle against Latios!】 【Alola League: a blood-soaked battle against Tapu Koko, the final trial on the road to becoming Champion!】 … After tallying entry after entry, everyone across the world was stunned. Why… why is it always Pikachu and Ash?! And then— 【The silver pseudo-legendary who bravely fought the twin gods of Kalos to protect the world!】 【The blazing sky-soaring dragon’s battle against the true dragon of reality!】 … As the tally continued to play, The people of the world finally understood— The future would face countless crises! And behind every single crisis, stood that one boy…

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed. As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life. Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right? Wrong. Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test. And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush. So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom. Someone definitely needs a miracle.

WARNING: ITS A 18+ BOOK Heena stretched on the warm sand, sipping coconut water. Finally, peace. No scheming heroines, no brooding male leads—just her and the ocean. “HEENA! MOTHER! I FOUND YOU!” Her eye twitched. Not now. Floating above the beach was a golden lion with sparkling wings. “System 547,” she said, gritting her teeth. “I’m on vacation.” “But the worlds are collapsing! Male leads are going crazy! Villainesses are dying! White lotus heroines are ruining everything!” “Not my problem.” “You’re the Black Lotus! Only you can fix this!” “Exactly why I deserve a vacation.” “No rules! Slap them, seduce them, team up with the villainess—anything!” Heena sipped her coconut. “If I say yes, triple points, rare items from every world, and six months vacation after.” “Done! Anything!” the lion shouted, tail wagging. Heena stood, brushing sand off. “Fine. Show me these broken male leads.” Her smirk was dangerous. . . . The portal threw Heena onto cold marble floors. Her head spun as чуж memories flooded in. Empress Celeste Ravencourt. Five husbands. A dying empire. “Great,” Heena muttered. “I’m the villain.” A tiny golden lion appeared beside her. “Welcome to World 12! You’re married to five powerful men who all hate you. They’re meeting tonight to poison you and crown the heroine instead.” “Let me guess,” Heena sighed. “White lotus?” “Lady Seraphina. Sweet, kind, system-backed. They’re all in love with her.” Heena rubbed her temples. The body was weak, starved, exhausted. No wonder Celeste died so easily. “Fine,” she said, pulling off the heavy jewelry. “That empress is dead. I’m not.” She chose a simple dark dress, tied her hair up, and met her reflection. The sadness vanished. Confidence took its place. At dinner, five men waited—cold, powerful, deadly handsome. Warriors, priests, generals, spies. Every one of them wanted her gone. Wine was poured into her glass. Poisoned. Obvious. They watched her closely. Heena lifted the glass, smiling lightly. “To new beginnings.” She drank it all. The silence cracked. Nothing happened. Their faces changed—shock, fear, disbelief. Heena leaned back, calm and smiling. “Now,” she said softly, “which one of you thought killing me would be that easy?” AUTHORS NOTE: Thank you so much for all the support! I love writing for all of you, but balancing work and writing is quite challenging. If you want me to keep updating consistently, your support really helps. Castle: 10 extra chapters per week Gacha: 20 extra chapters per week Thank you for reading and supporting my story!

Lynn transmigrated to a crossover anime world, reincarnating as a mixed-blood demon. Fortunately, he awakened a system that allowed him to recruit his own Demon Familia. Not only could he reincarnate his familia members into special demons, but he could also grant them an upgrade system similar to the blessings in DanMachi. And so… 'Secretary Demon' Kasumigaoka Utaha: I understand everything! Psychic Demon Yotsuya Miko: Evil spirits, begone! 'Devil of the Sword' Saeko Busujima: Only slaughter brings the greatest pleasure! 'Food Demon' Nakiri Erina: God Tongue, let me see your limits!

What if you were given the chance to travel… not to one world, but to countless worlds? Worlds where light and darkness clash, where mercy and cruelty walk side by side. This is what happened to Arthur Narin. An assassin who spent his life drenched in blood and betrayal, knowing nothing but killing and survival. Until one ordinary day, he found himself surrounded by enemies who had come to end him. He did not run. He did not tremble. He smiled… and fought until his final breath. But death was not the end. It was the beginning. From that moment on, his journey through other worlds began — a journey filled with pain, conflict and choices that would determine whether he would remain the monster he once was… or become something entirely different.

Lin Yunfeng screwed up. Big time. One mistake. That’s all it was. A stupid, drunken mistake. So why the hell was Ren Muchen chasing him down a creepy-ass abandoned hallway like a maniac?! "You slept with me and ran? Fine! Let’s see how long you last!" Uh, yeah. No thanks. Yunfeng ran faster, heart pounding—until he skidded to a stop. Right in front of a half-rotten zombie. "Oh, come on!" Before he could even process his impending doom, the thing lunged. His life flashed before his eyes. Then—WHACK. A massive axe took the zombie’s head clean off. And just like that, Muchen was grabbing his collar, hauling him up like a ragdoll. "You’re not dying," Muchen said, looking way too smug for someone who just saved his life. "Not today. Not anytime soon." Yunfeng barely got his breath back before Muchen dropped the biggest bomb ever. "Because we’re having a baby." Wait. What?! Yunfeng clutched his stomach. "H-How do you know?!" "You KNEW?!" Muchen shook him like a damn rattle. "And you still ran? Take responsibility, you bastard! We made a life!" Well. Shit. There was officially no running from this.

Levi traveled to the Marvel world with his own technological system, and he could get all the high-tech stuff! Energy weapons, spaceships, two-dimensional foils... and of course, androids are indispensable. 2B, Eve, Android 18... Iron Man Tony: Levi is a genius scientist? This is the biggest joke, he is a fake at best! Dr. Hulk Banner: Levi is definitely the most talented scientist in the world. He can create artificial humans using only water and metal! Black Widow: I don’t know if Levi is the savior of the world, but he is definitely my savior! Levi: Are all my employees villains? Nonsense, I just want the world to be a better place! As for Tony Stark? He's just jealous that I'm more handsome than him! Really! -------------------------------- 70 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

“Let’s go gambling!” he said. Unaware that his decision to gamble for the first time would become the best decision of his life. The reward that would change his life arrived together with a sound— [Ding!] ......

Alternative Title: Villain's Saviour, Game Over Again Lin Ji’an, a modern master chef, never expected to wake up inside a dog-blood BL cultivation novel. Worse, she transmigrated into the role of the "vicious cannon fodder", the crossdressing Third Young Master destined to humiliate the future Villain and die a miserable death by his hand. Her mission? Simple. Feed the starving slave boy and the future villain, Xie Wangchen, fix his broken body, and make sure his "Blackening Value" doesn't hit 100% and destroy the world. She beats up the arrogant Heir, face-slaps the evil Stepmother, and cooks her way into the Villain’s heart, purely to survive, of course! But as they head to the Celestial Sword Sect, Lin Ji’an realises something is wrong. She thought she was raising a cute, obedient little brother. She thought she was just a "straight bro" helping him out. She thought the main plot’s protagonists would chase the original MC. So why is the Villain looking at her with eyes darker than the abyss? Why is he threatening to cripple anyone who smiles at her? And why are the original male leads suddenly lining up to taste her cooking? Lin Ji’an: "I’m just here to cook and survive! I’m straight! And I’m a girl!" Xie Wangchen, who was sharpening his sword, looked up with a smirk tugging in the corner of his lips, "Luggage? No. You are my world. And I never let go of what is mine."

Makoto accidentally transmigrated into Teyvat, only to realize that the world was twenty years earlier than the timeline he knew. At this point in history, little Ningguang was still a pitiful barefoot girl trying to sell tiny trinkets on the streets. Little Qiqi was sealed in amber, silently waiting for someone to remember her. Lonely and misunderstood, little Beidou wandered from place to place, enduring cold glares and whispers calling her a bringer of misfortune. And beyond them were little Shenhe, little Ayaka, little Keqing, and little Zhuluo, each carrying their own sadness. Makoto met these children one by one, and from that moment, a warm and chaotic story quietly began. Teyvat soon found itself with an unexpected new addition a lively kindergarten filled with tiny troublemakers. “Training is so tiring, but as long as Big Brother Makoto is here, it doesn’t feel tiring anymore.” “Big Brother Makoto is the best in the whole world.” “Big Brother Makoto, are you going outside again? Will you take us with you? Because if you don’t…” -------------------------------- 70 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

#VillainDad #CuteProtagonist #Ghosts #Misunderstanding #Transmigration #SmartMC Mira realized two things the moment she woke up in the body of a nameless orphan in a fantasy novel: 1. She is a disposable "shrimp" destined to die in the crossfire of the main characters. 2. She is the only person in this world who can see the screaming, terrifying ghosts that haunt every corner of the empire. Tortured by the wails of the dead, Mira finds only one source of silence: Duke Kaelus von Nacht. Known as the "Dark Lord" and the "Emperor's Sword," Kaelus is a man so ruthless and soaked in bloodlust that even the ghosts are terrified to go near him. To the world, he is a monster. But to Mira, he is a walking, talking pair of noise-canceling headphones. Desperate for a good night's sleep, Mira clings to him, acting like a naive, affectionate child to secure her place by his side. She succeeds, but she miscalculated. Kaelus didn't adopt her out of kindness. He needed a disposable child to act as 'live bait' for the assassins targeting him. Now named Seraphina, she must navigate a deadly game of survival. She thinks she is using him as a ghost shield. He thinks she is a fearless prodigy who loves him. As Seraphina munches on poison berries and naps through ambushes to avoid seeing spirits, the cold-blooded Duke starts to ask the wrong questions. "Why does she only sleep when I am holding her?" "Why does she stare into space with such disdain?" "Is it possible... that I am a good father?" Spoiler: He is not. But he’s about to destroy an entire kingdom because someone woke her up. --- ### Excerpt "Your Highness, the Archduke," the aide whispered, trembling hard to cover his laughter from bursting out. "The child... she is clinging to your leg again." Kaelus looked down. The tiny creature known as Seraphina was attached to his calf like a barnacle, drooling on his pristine military trousers. "She is fearless," Kaelus murmured, misinterpreting her desperate need for his ghost-repelling aura as familial affection. "The assassins are approaching, yet she seeks comfort only in the eye of the storm. She is the perfect bait." Seraphina, currently trying to avoid eye contact with a headless ghost hovering three feet away, squeezed her eyes shut. 'Just don't move. If I let go, the headless guy will ask me where his nose is again.' "Sir," the aide hesitated. "She's... eating your cloak." "Let her eat," Kaelus commanded, drawing his sword. "Whatever she wants, she gets. Except for freedom."

【Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Dragon Gallbladder Bright Silver Spear. 】 (一_一) 【Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Tree Planting Technique～】 (●—●？) 【Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Trans-Time and Space Teleporter! 】 Note: You can read +100 advanced chapters in my patreon: Patreon.com/Kakarot17

Growing up with no family no friends or no sustainable food or water ash was convinced he was cursed or he had done something wrong and anger some gods but he didn't his life was going to get much worse facing things and challenges that he shouldn't come back from and mabye he doesn't,he will fight super natural humans and creatures alike and the power he holds he will need to decide how he wants to use it and who will he let help him but with all these challenges can one truly live?...... Inspiration: shadow slave:current cover for now. for anyone wondering I'm to lazy that's why it hasn't changed

Amara Cole just wants to be an ordinary person. So she stays quiet, keeps her head down, and pretends her magic is barely worth noticing. But the truth? She’s stronger than anyone in the kingdom. Now she’s stuck at the most elite magic academy, surrounded by powerful nobles, a future king who won’t leave her alone, a warrior who thinks she has potential but is just lazy, a rival who wants her gone, and secrets that could shake the entire world. All Amara has to do is keep pretending to be ordinary. Easy… right?