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One piece: The Scumbag Justice System

After transmigrating into the world of One Piece, Kane becomes the orphaned son of a Marine Rear Admiral—and awakens the mysterious Scumbag Justice System. The rules are simple: Break naval regulations. Gain strength. At the elite Marine training camp, the system activates immediately. [Ding! Host reprimanded by Head Instructor Zephyr for an improper uniform at the opening ceremony. Disciplinary Violation +1!] [Ding! “Eyewitness Coefficient x5” triggered. Total Violation Value x5!] [Ding! Points credited. Available for physical enhancement and skill enlightenment.] Kane understands the loophole. The more outrageous the violation, the greater the reward. He sets his sights on a new goal: become the true king of the Navy. The atmosphere of the training camp shifts overnight. “Kuzan, justice isn’t learned in textbooks. Come see the real world.” [Ding! Abducting a future admiral and sneaking out after curfew. Violation +500!] [Ding! Subversion Coefficient x10 applied!] “Sakazuki, absolute justice means eliminating evil before it grows.” With a single strike, Kane executes a pirate in front of him. [Ding! Ideological subversion of a future admiral detected. Violation +5000!] [Ding! Subversion Coefficient x50. Massive reward granted!] Years later, Kane stands at the pinnacle of the Marines. Behind him are three admirals whose paths have been completely rewritten. Before him, a system interface filled with endless digits. “System,” he says calmly, “spin the Cosmic Wheel.” “Let’s see if today is the day I awaken Conqueror’s Haki.”
GregariousLion · 125 Views

Trapped In A Novel As The Breeding Mate For Four Powerful Alphas

Jo-Pil, ahem, I mean, I was just a simple sales manager who was more than satisfied with my way of living, thank you very much. But my simple way of living came crashing down like the heavy materials I was counting on my night shift, crushed me and my simple life, and then landed me in a novel I had read back when I was still a Freshman at university. And to make it all worse, it just happened to be the kind of novel that readers would wish to get into and crack the skull of the various sadistic love interests as well as the stubborn main character who just didn't know when to sit still. Ugh. But what was even worse than that was the fact that I, Jo-Pil, had become the freaking main character. Yeah, you got that right. I was the poor, hopeless Omega whose role in the novel was to be a weak, helpless, yet stubborn guy who was sold for his huge debt, bought by four powerful Alphas in order to become a breeding machine. They might as well make me their baby mama while they were at it, don't you think? But there was no way I was going to live up to that role. Seriously, why resist being showered with the luxury of life and getting hurt when I could just give them a little neck massage, say a few sweet words to compliment them, and then lie on my back with sun shades on and juice in hand, relaxing for the rest of my life? Maybe it's not as easy as it sounds but I could make it work. I was sure I could. With four powerful Alphas ruling the country at my mercy, I could do anything. But... Were they really at my mercy, though? I mean, I was the one whose huge debt got paid off, right? Welp, maybe I was getting a little over my head. What to do?
Byul_Byre · 1.2m Views

I Don't Want This Kind of System!!

Everly, a connoisseur of orphan-to-riches tropes, always assumed her origin story began with a dramatic abandonment at the orphanage gates. Turns out, her life was even more cliché than her favorite novels! She wasn't merely dumped; she was swapped—a long-lost heiress to a vast fortune. Just when she thought her life couldn't get any more tropey, a mysterious System materialized, offering her a chance at a "good ending." The catch? Its "abilities" ranged from the utterly bizarre to the downright mortifying, making Everly question if a happy ending was truly worth the existential cringe. *** System 006: [Host, please choose 1 of these 3 system abilities!] Everly: "They're all weird! Let me just pick random!" System 006: [Hehe... host, I forgot to say that each system will have consequences, so something will happen to you when you use it...] Everly: "!!!" Days later, having been reunited with her biological family and experimenting with the System's... unique function, the consequence were already glaringly apparent. Her beloved brother: "My little sister is precious, but I need therapy to keep up with her alien-like thinking." Handsome man 1: "She's a pervert! I'm scared she'll take my innocence..." Handsome man 2: "Every time she talks, I feel like killing her. Is that normal?" NOTE: Please disconnect all logical circuits before proceeding with this novel, as it's an absolute chaotic comedy where the MC, Everly, has several screws loose in her brain. Don't expect much normalcy here—sanity checked out long ago and never came back.
callciel_rin · 119k Views

Solo Grinding in a Fantasy World With a Gacha Card System.

Abel was a complete shut-in, the type everyone had long written off as a hopeless loser. He spent his days glued to his screen, pushing his body far beyond its limits in endless gaming marathons until the stress finally caught up. Right after clearing a long-delayed game, he collapsed and died. But death wasn't the end. Abel awoke in a brutal fantasy world, reborn with something straight out of his wildest gamer fantasies: a gacha card system. It allowed him to pull "character cards" from across history, myth, and imagination—legendary warriors, archmages, peerless martial artists, even enlightened Buddhas. No limits. No restrictions. Once he drew a card, he could tap into that character's entire power set: skills, techniques, everything. In this world, power is locked behind rigid classes. At awakening, everyone is slotted into a single role—knight, mage, healer, or whatever and that's it for life. Society obsesses over rare classes, noble bloodlines, and flawless aptitudes. Abel? He received nothing. No class whatsoever. They branded him worthless, a failure who couldn't even awaken properly. They had no idea. Thanks to his gacha system, Abel isn't bound to any single class. He can switch roles instantly, stack abilities from different legends, and pull off feats no one else in the world can even imagine. The same warriors who once mocked his "uselessness" will soon choke on their words when they witness a former shut-in nobody wielding the combined might of gods, demons, sages, and everything in between.
B_DRAG · 1.4k Views

Twilight Apocalypse: I Can Copy Innate Abilities

[Warning: R18+ Mature contents] [WSA 2026 Entry] In the year 2160, after World War Three destroyed Earth, three billion humans escaped on massive interstellar ships to find a new home. They found a planet called that they Elandor. But the moment they landed for a routine scouting mission, their ships stopped working. Electronics failed. Technology died. They were stranded. Elandor was nothing like Earth. The weather had no pattern. One moment it was burning hot, the next freezing cold. Earthquakes happened often. And the planet was filled with powerful supernatural beasts that could control the elements! Humanity was pushed to the edge of extinction. From three billion people, only fifty million survived the first few years on this planet. Then they discovered something they called the Force — the same energy the beasts used to control the elements. At first, only a few could control it. Later, they learned that anyone could use it with enough training. With Force, humanity fought back. A few fortified cities were built. Boundaries were formed, and a new civilization began. Now, in the year 2352, nearly two centuries later, humanity survives on a planet at least one hundred times larger than Earth. They have explored only a small part of it. But Elandor still hides many secrets. And survival is never guaranteed. Levi is just another young man trying to survive in this new world, and he hopes to join the Defense Corps, an elite unit of force wielders who lead humanity’s fight for survival on Elandor. Unfortunately, reality catches up to him during his aptitude examination. His talent as a force wielder is mediocre, and with no other option, he is assigned to become an ordinary support unit member. It seems fate isn’t done testing him yet. While traveling to a training base with other aspiring force wielders, tragedy strikes. Their entire transport unit is destroyed, and somehow, he ends up the only survivor. Should he return, or continue toward the base? The problem is, he’s miles away from either destination. As he searches the wreckage for supplies, he suddenly hears the sound of a woman snoring. In the middle of the ruined caravan, there she is, sleeping peacefully through all the chaos. He realizes he isn’t the only survivor, and notices she’s kind of cute. The moment she wakes, she pounces on him, straddles him, and kisses him deeply, leaving Levi too shocked to react. Before he can process what’s happening, everything escalates, they are both naked, and soon after, they end up doing the deed. Before he knows it, it's already over. He just lies there looking up at the night sky while she puts her clothes back on, thinking, "Did I just lose my virginity?" Then comes the real shock. [Innate ability copied from Siena] [Astral Projection – the power to leave the body and travel in spirit form as well as take control of another living being's body.] [Side effect: the wielder is struck by sudden, uncontrollable, random urges. The more the ability is used, the stronger and more unpredictable these episodes become, leaving them vulnerable at any moment.] An innate ability! Only a select number of force wielders possess one. These rare additional gifts were only discovered less than five years ago, when the first wielder appeared, and only a few more have surfaced since. And now he had just bagged one for himself! {[Additional tags]} #Military #Superpowers #Weak to strong #System #NoNTR #NoYuri #Post-Apocalyptic Fantasy #NSFW Release schedule - 1 chapter every day @around 00:00 GMT +8
DreamlessWanderer · 2.2k Views