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Some are reincarnated as the shining, pure character known as the hero of the story. Others find themselves as secondary, unknown characters, carrying no weight in the flow of events. And then there are those who are reborn as villains… villains meant to be struck down, forming the very foundation of the hero’s growth. As for me? I was neither a hero, nor an ordinary villain. I was merely a cursed soul, reborn as an experiment within an organization that worships an unknown entity. Am I just a third-rate villain? … I wished it were so. Because the truth is far worse. I am the character who appeared in the very first scene of the game, even before the hero made his entrance. I am… the Vessel. Discord: https://discord.gg/jpYJpHdMmn

Stealing Boa Hancock at the Start, Turning Marine Peach Rabbit: By Shijie 11 Kevin transmigrated to the world of Pirates. The system instructed him to build the strongest female Pirate Crew. The more members the Pirate Crew had, the stronger they became, and the greater their influence, the higher Kevin's income would be. At the start, he stole Boa Hancock and turned Marine Momousagi Gion. He began searching for crew members all over the world. Momousagi Gion, Boa Hancock, Happy Street Queen Stussy, Shaki, Yamato, Charlotte Smoothie, Belo Betty, Ulti, Makino, Nico Robin... formed a hundred-person Pirate Crew. Until the Pirate Crew surpassed the Four Emperors. When Kevin saw Ivankov Emporio Ivankov, he discovered a bug in the system. ---------------------------- Unlock the next 30 chapters at p@treon

Playing as Iron Man, Duke and Jinx share a love-hate relationship. Author: Unlicensed Knight Duke transmigrated to Piltover in Runeterra, becoming an apprentice. He awakened a performance system, acquiring the character template of Iron Man, Tony Stark. He never expected that his boss would be the father of Clockwork Automaton, and Clockwork Automaton was his junior sister! What he even less expected was that Jinx was his childhood sweetheart! Everyone else's childhood sweethearts are sweet, so why did mine turn into a little devil? Jinx: Duke, let's play a game together! Duke: Let's pick another one. Last time we played a game, Heimerdinger chased us for eight streets! Jinx: Then let's go pull some pranks! Duke: No, last time we burned Camille's garden, I was the one who helped you smooth things over! Jinx: Then let's go play in Bilgewater! Duke: You've collected a whole set of War Shadow statues, isn't that enough? Jinx: Then...

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OC reincarnated as his favorite video game character of Disgaea in DXD. This will be a canon-breaker, meaning it follows mostly the OC, while he is forced to deal with some of the Canon against his will.

[1 Extra Chapter for more than 100 Power Stones each week.] [1 Extra Chapter for more than 50 Golden Tickets each month.] Lucas was given a second chance at life. Reincarnated as Oliver Overheart, he discovered a world ruled by tamers and monsters, where strength meant everything. But just like his previous life… he failed again. Born without the ability to tame even a single monster, Oliver was labeled a disappointment. Until a message appeared. [Tame the boss monster, and the system will approve you.] “…I can only tame boss monsters?!” With this forbidden power, Oliver begins his rise, from a nobody to a being who commands calamities. Because in this world… The strongest monsters were never meant to be controlled. --- -Boss monsters only, no weak summons -smart MC -monsters evolution -slow burn to OP with real consequences -unique card system -Harem! --- Discord: https://discord.gg/Ud65cysXg

I transmigrated! Yaaayyy—! Spawn point: captured by Evilus! Waaah—! Saved by Ryuu Lion! Yaaayyy—! Woke up skin and bones! Waaah—! The system finally booted up! Yaaayyy—! It assigned him the class Abundance Pathstrider (the “Healer” route)! Waaah—! But he joined the Astraea Familia and became an adventurer! Yaaayyy—! A brand-new adventure of his own is about to begin! Yaaayyy—!

The System integrated Earth, and it was a buggy, catastrophic mess. While the lucky survivors rolled god-tier classes like 'Pyromancer' or 'Shadow Assassin', Aaron Blackwell—a former senior QA tester—got slapped with a Tier-0 trash class: [Error Logger]. No attack skills. No defense buffs. Just a glowing interface that constantly spams his vision with reality's coding errors. But Aaron knows something the System doesn't: every bug is just an undocumented feature waiting to be exploited. Read up to 20 ADVANCE CHAPTERS right now on my Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/SilasVoxel What to Expect: Rational/Tactical MC Exploit-based Magic System Slow-burn OP Dark Comedy NO Harem. NO angsty melodrama.

Wada Ryuji, Ikezoe Kenichi, and Takatoshi Imanami one day found themselves in the world of Uma Musume in younger bodies after being attacked by a weird white pony. After a while, Imanami gathered the others to discuss their findings over the past month. Wada Ryuji: "I'm not sure if you guys will believe this, but I found the Uma Musume version of T.M. Opera O at Tracen Academy." "But she was so different from what I expected that even I didn't recognize her at first! I thought that if he had turned sentient, he wouldn't have had much of a personality, let alone this!" Ikezoe Kenichi: "Don't even mention it. In fact, you should be happy. I met the Uma Musume version of Orfevre, and the president even asked me to be her trainer! My life is going to be a living hell again... MY CUTE CURREN CHAN, WHERE ARE YOU??!!!!" -----+----- This is a fan translation, I am not the original author and all credit goes to their respective owners, The raw name is: 训过实马的我们穿越了怎么还要训赛马娘？ The OG author's name is: 许氏子谦 The artist of the cover: Me :)

Being a goon in Gotham is a death sentence with a delay. Jean has spent nearly his entire life scraping by as a crook, headed for nothing but an early grave. Then a chance to change everything falls into his hands. This is the rise of a goon who's done surviving and is ready to take Gotham by storm.

“The world is always wrong.” After surviving high school with my cynical wit and a complete lack of romantic progress, I—Hikigaya Hachiman was ready to live a peaceful, uneventful life. No youth, no drama, no forced social interaction. That dream came to a crashing halt when I somehow woke up in a world where horse girls—yes, literal girls with horse ears and tails—race professionally while chasing their dreams. And apparently… I’m now their trainer. Me. The guy whose idea of teamwork is "doing everything myself to avoid dealing with people." Special Week smiles at me like I’m her hero. Tokai Teio asks for advice like I have wisdom. Mejiro McQueen demands a training plan like I know what I’m doing. Spoiler: I don’t. But every race pulls me deeper. Every tear, every laugh, every finish line crossed… I start to understand these girls. Maybe... just maybe... This world isn’t as wrong as I thought. A loner, a realist, and a former Service Club ghost becomes the heart of a new team. This is the story of how I, Hikigaya Hachiman, became the most reluctant—and possibly the most effective—Uma Musume trainer this world has ever seen. ---------------------------- Unlock the next 30 chapters at p@treon

What if the heartless prodigy... fell in love? Magic is real. The world has known it for almost a century. At the elite First High School for magic users, two siblings enroll, one a breathtakingly beautiful girl, the other, a cold genius hiding unimaginable power. In the original story, love never had a place in Tatsuya Shiba’s heart. But in this tale it does. What changes when the "Irregular" begins to feel? When forbidden emotions awaken in a world bound by rules and power... The story you know is about to unravel into something very different. ---------------------------- Unlock the next 30 chapters at p@treon

[Mature Warning : Contains Lemons] Lor finds himself in Class D, a group of misfits struggling with poor grades, weak magical control, or social challenges. To his surprise, the academy’s curriculum feels absurdly simple—akin to second-grade math—making it easy for him to excel if he chose to. Yet, he prefers to stay under the radar. Coincidentally, in Class D: Lor is the only male student, surrounded by a group of strikingly attractive female classmates. While most of them dream of elevating their class to the prestigious A-tier, their efforts consistently fall short. Seeing their struggles, Lor decides to step in—but on his own terms. He spins a tale of a mysterious magical power, a “the Guiding Light” that demands he fulfill perverted, obscene acts in exchange for his guidance. In truth, there’s no such power. Lor relies solely on his sharp intellect to mentor his classmates, all while maintaining his façade as an average, unassuming student. Thus, helping their D Class emerge through the ranks. "I want to score better in math." "That will be 5 minutes of squeezing your...." __________ Contains anal, bdsm, threesomes, kinks, perverted things, orgies. oyakodon, milf, etc etc. This has a blend of classroom of the elite. a bit of. no ntr no yuri - Everyone is above the age of 18/ equivalent -If you are bored before 56, then skip to chapter 56. It gets better after the tournament arc -- Lor current status : not a virgin

【Naruto + Single Heroine + Invincible + Slice of Life + System + Comedy】 Reincarnated into Konoha under the First Hokage, Kumotsuru Torifū has a simple, brilliant plan: be utterly, completely, magnificently average. With no cheats or special talents, he aims to emulate Homura and Koharu—living a blissfully boring life until a ripe old age, and maybe deliver a slap or two to Boruto and have him call him Great Grand Daddy. Then a system shows up. And it’s not a helpful one. This thing is shady, chaotic, and its only goal seems to be to torpedo his peaceful life plans. Chaos Events? Peace Points? This system is clearly a scam designed to manufacture drama! Why do I have to participate in it when others can clearly handle this! 【Ding! Chaos Event Complete: "Uchiha Madara’s Revenge." Reward: Ice Release!】 【Ding! Chaos Event Complete: "Stop the Nine-Tails Rebellion." Reward: ........】 【Ding! Chaos Event Complete: "Preempt the Fourth Ninja War." Reward: .........】 Despite his desperate want to nap and avoid plot, Torifū is shoved onto the front lines of every major catastrophe, forced to clean up messes left by legends and lunatics just so he can earn enough "Peace Points" to slack off. Meanwhile, the ninja world's elite are utterly convinced he's a selfless, benevolent god: Senju Hashirama: “Torifū is the true guardian of Konoha! His power shames even my own!” Senju Tobirama: “His strategic mind saved my life. He is the definition of a shinobi.” Sarutobi Hiruzen: “He refuses the title, but Torifū is the greatest Hokage we never had.” Shimura Danzo: “Forget root! I'm building a gacha game empire under his glorious, profit-minded shadow!” After decades of reluctantly saving the world, Torifū finally completes the system's final chaotic task. He drops his headband, ready for a well-earned lifetime of naps and nickel-and-dime D-ranks. He looks back at the village—now a utopian superpower feared only for its overwhelming peace and prosperity—and has a horrifying realization. Through a series of unfortunate, high-powered accidents… he’s become the undisputed God of Shinobi. Kumotsuru Torifū: “WAIT A MINUTE! This isn't what I wanted! I was trying to be a background character! System, you scammed me!!!” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For the curious fellas out there wondering what's the chinese raws: Name: 木叶：平静生活的我让系统背刺了 English translation would be: Konoha: I, who lived a peaceful life, was backstabbed by the system By author: Yu玉 English translation would be: Yuyu ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If it's feasible, consider donating on at my patreon page, .com/claychampion.

“William Rodriguez, your job is incredibly dangerous! A broken leg costs one million, but if you die on duty... ahem, your family gets ten million! Interested?” “Hey, Little Spider! What if your web-shooter jams mid-swing? You need [Equipment Protection Insurance]!” “Hulk, calm down! Don’t smash yet! I’ve got [Comprehensive Emotional Stability and Property Damage Insurance] just for you!” Thanos is coming? William simply smiled, pulled out a golden folder, and said, “Mr. Thanos, for the love and peace of the universe, please sign this [Cosmic Peace Insurance]. Otherwise… the consequences will be at your own risk.” That day, the entire Marvel Universe experienced a new kind of fear— the fear of being dominated by insurance. -------------------------------- 40 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

I thought I would walk the same old path: the dead–last underdog, the passionate counterattack, the destiny everyone already knows. But the moment I opened my eyes, the Bond System awakened. As long as I form a bond with an original character, I gain the chance to grow stronger. Flying Thunder God? Learn. Wood Release? Practice. Sage Arts? Cultivate. Secretly acquiring a pair of Mangekyō Sharingan and opening a mysterious masked identity? Also yes. Just as Naruto was ready to rewrite regrets, surpass the canon, and stand at the peak of life… Fate prepared its own “surprise”. During an ordinary day, Naruto was teasing a long-haired tsundere Uchiha girl, feeling a strange mix of affection and melancholy. “She’s adorable… but in a few years, a certain ‘dutiful son’ will wipe out her entire clan. I need to find a way to stop that.” Then—— [Ding! Congratulations to the Host: Initial bond formed with the original character ‘Uchiha Sasuke’!] Naruto: “…Huh?!” Sasuke? That cool, brooding, humming idiot? But the one in front of him is clearly a tiny black-haired Uchiha girl, awkward, tsundere, and absolutely not Sasuke. Oh. Right. Her name is… Sasuke.

Ron traveled to the world of One Piece and rose step by step to the rank of Vice Admiral. But everything collapsed when the Celestial Dragon he was protecting was seriously injured. Ron was expelled from the Navy, and his future seemed doomed. At that moment, a God-tier Entertainment System awakened. The system connected the pirate world to the Internet and even brought over Earth’s entertainment apps and devices. As long as people spent money in those apps, Ron would receive returns. Tiktok, Facebook, PUBG, Light Novels, Dungeon & Fighter… everything appeared. To change the era and put an end to senseless violence, Ron began spreading smartphones across the seas. Apps launched one after another. And from that day forward, the entire pirate world changed. In Amazon Lily, the young girls practiced trend-dance videos every day, while Empress Hancock gained millions of fans with a single glance. Dracule Mihawk got addicted to reading web novels and shouted that one day he would cut open the sky. Vegapunk, Judge, Caesar, and Queen all fought online for the title of “Top Inventor,” until they were eventually defeated by the unbeatable Valpo Alloy. Kaido kept losing matches and even got solo-killed in real life. Big Mom became obsessed with drama series and lost all interest in piracy. Shanks had no choice but to eat the Face-Face Fruit, turning into someone no one dared to ignore. The Five Elders played ranked games every day and shouted at their teammates: “Ron and the Four Emperors, all of you log in right now!” And high above, Im watched everything in silence. A world that had remained unchanged for 800 years… collapsed completely in just one year. -------------------------------- 40 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

When Bai Ling opened his eyes in the infirmary and saw Warfarin, he assumed he’d been isekai’d back to Terra. But he hadn’t. He’d arrived on Tàwèi II—a planet that felt familiar, yet subtly wrong, as if it were Terra’s reflection seen through warped glass. Here, the one who gave him a sense of déjà vu was the Re-Traveler; the ones who truly felt familiar were the Long-Lived. One day in the cafeteria, Bai Ling caught himself staring at Eldera, turning a single question over and over in his mind: If the people from Terra’s era could meet the Endfield present head-on… what would happen? Later, while training with Eldera, another thought slipped out—half wish, half impulse: If only Eyjafjalla were here. And then, impossibly, the wish came true. Eyjafjalla stared at a girl who looked almost exactly like herself, curiosity quietly rising in her eyes. Ch’en looked at Chen Qianyu and, in the back of her mind, couldn’t help the blunt commentary: She doesn’t look very smart… Hellagur watched the young mounted guard, and for a moment the past stood up in front of him. Angelina and Jelperta compared field-scanning techniques, trading notes like old colleagues who’d finally found someone worth talking shop with. And two red-haired girls sat side by side, thinking hard—each trying to figure out the same question: Who am I, really?

*Ding!* "System is extracting...in progress...Copying rules from the world of Remnant...Now materialising...Character card completed and obtained...Honkai Star Rail Universe: The Deliverer: Phainon "Phainon? So in this world, am I the deliverer? No, probably not, since this world isn't like Amphoreus, where Phainon and Cyrene had to suffer many loops, and it seems that I have his appearance and his skills. But the question is, how will I fit into this world since Phainon is made of data and not real?" *Ding* "Don't worry, host. By copying this appearance card and ensuring it's included in the rules of the world, I have implanted your appearance and history into the minds of everyone. Now, your background and birth are part of the world, making you more than just data. This will also apply to any future character cards you unlock!" "Huh, guess that works out too." Years Later During Vol 3's Aftermath... "Jaune, I know you want to fight back against the people who hurt the people of Beacon Academy and Vale, but you're not in condition as you are right now...And with you bringing Cipher's student.. I would say you're rushing it. I have to say there is no point in rushing this, so that's why I decided to ask for help during this training, and helping me will be Nayuta..." A lady with long white hair and a long hat looked like a monk. Young Hero Arc and Young Hero Rose to think thou's bond with Great Hero Phainon's training, and while Young Maiden Cifera isn't here, I will partake in this training. Haha. Thou art as busy as ever. I shall partake in helping the Great Hero Phainon and the Young Maiden Cifera's Training, it doth stir the heart with delight.

A Cyclops decides he's going to be a Cultivator in the world of Percy Jackson. Somehow, he fails upwards. I have a boosty here https://boosty.to/astoryforone Leaving a note here for Royal Road to verify my account creation.