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Villain: Girlfriend Thief

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break -- Absolutely OP MC ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- "Humans are scum. A man is an untamed animal, the magic you call your seduction just my daily breakfast. You are dirty. Your unfiltered words are filthy. The mere sight of your untrained habits disgust me, cur. No matter how handsome everybody claims your face is, I will reap your next generation, destroy everyone you hold dear, every singed being that dares to protect you and prove that you all deserve to stay below my foot. No God will protect you when I've made my decision. Bow your vile tongue to me or face your inevitable demise, demon." ~Isabella Heart to Adam. --------------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!
Ani_On_Fire · 1.3m Views

Earth’s SSS Pornstar to SSS Combat God in Another World

[R-18]+[System]+[Smut]+[Legal Teens]+[Single MILFs]+[Feisty GILFs]+[Dangerously Funny]+[NSFW Gallery] Renowned worldwide as Everyman, Joji Sins dominated the adult industry for decades, winning Best Adult Actor four years straight from 2010 to 2028, and building a strange kind of public love through quiet philanthropy despite his dirty reputation. Thirty years later, Joji is seventy seven, nearly completely deaf, and no longer in front of the camera. He did not get washed away. He retired into power instead, directing the scenes himself and still going strong. On the side, he even earned a proper medical license and became a real doctor. Then one ordinary day turns cruel. A broken light bulb. A ladder slip. A back that almost snapped wrong. The hospital discharges him three days later like he is already finished. His stomach grumbled after being in such a gloomy environment. A hotdog for a dollar across the road. Not too bad of a deal. After almost getting hit by a rearing armored truck, he got his change from a fan. Fucking finally you thought? Wrong. A runaway truck hurtles toward him. Joji breathes in relief. He is alive, just scraped up, glass shards biting into his wrinkled skin. Then something sprays his face. The stink is sharp, hard alcohol. His eyes track the source. Unleaded gasoline is gushing nearby. "Mother fu..." ... Joji gasps and wakes. An unfamiliar bed. Gaudy ceiling ornaments. Steel clashing outside. A splitting headache. Memories that are not his punching through his skull. As he reaches for reality, a cold presence snaps into place before his eyes. {Welcome, good Sir Joji of Sins.} Link to NSWF HD photos: https://www.reddit.com/r/Porn2CombatGod/
RedEast · 71.8k Views

Barely Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my Sentient Robot

Zombies and magic and… cat girls?! Oh my! The world crumbles into chaos when a necromancer brings the dead to life and unintentionally unleashes magic into the modern world. The undead overwhelm his city and Grayson, along with his brain-implanted AI companion Becca, finds himself fighting to survive a modern world transforming into a fantasy hellscape. Fantastical monsters emerge, magic appears and demihumans are suddenly running around—Chaos is everywhere. Between recruiting survivors, learning how to use magic, fighting power-hungry villains, and researching a cure for the zombieism, Grayson discovers that saving the world is exhausting. But hey, at least the new world has cat girls. That's a win, right? Maybe living through the apocalypse isn’t so bad after all. If only Grayson could get this sassy AI in his head under control. What to expect: • Zombies. Duh. • Modern world slowly turns to Fantasy world as magic rewrites reality. • Cool sci-fi gadgets. • No system. But there is a status screen thanks to Becca that lists skills, companions, and physical stats. • Progression fantasy where Grayson and crew develop magical abilities and get stronger over time. • Slow-build relationships with a large cast of characters that grows, shrinks, and sometimes gets eaten. • An in-universe soundtrack because even the apocalypse needs a playlist. Much to Becca’s satisfaction, no AIs were harmed (or used) in the creation of this story.
ShowerKrogan · 1.2k Views

Saving The Monster Race Starts With Breeding The Elf Village

Everyone has heard the cliché tale. A peaceful race on the brink of annihilation. A desperate prayer. A hero summoned from another world to save them from extinction after a long, brutal war. That was exactly what the demi-human continent expected. Elves, vampires, beastkin, lamia, centaurs, fairies—every race born from mana—were falling, cornered by the advancing human empire. Their magic was gone. Human revolution was unstoppable. Extinction loomed. So, as legends dictated, they performed the ancient summoning, thinking hero would appear. He would lead them to victory after years of hardship, countless battles, and dramatic sacrifices. A long, epic struggle. Or so they thought. Instead, the hero they summoned—Luca—looked around, cracked his knuckles, and ended the entire war in two days. Two Days. No grand campaign. No final stand. No glorious, drawn-out saga. The human armies retreated on their own, terrified of whatever monster the demi-humans had summoned. And the demi-humans could only stare. Their savior. Their conqueror. Their headache. Because once peace returned… Luca started doing whatever he wanted. He trained elves to fire AK-47s with machine-perfect precision and forced vegetarians like them to eat grilled meat. He crafted wheel-chairs for mermaids so they could roll across land like smug aquatic empresses. He gave dwarves dynamite 'for better mining' and immediately realized he had created a worldwide hazard. He used salamanders as living barbecues, insisting it was 'efficient ecological heat usage.' And if that wasn’t already disastrous enough, there was more. The goddess who sent Luca down had given him a second mission: To act as the continent’s ultimate breeding bull and repopulate every demi-human race. When he casually announced this, the entire continent went silent. Elves froze, vampires panicked, mermaids tried to roll away, and slime girls melted in shock. At that moment, every tribe realized one thing— They absolutely regretted summoning this Hero. — discord.gg/Fb3hY3Nfbj
AGodAmongMen · 1.1m Views

I'm the Absolute Buff Master

—WEBNOVEL SPIRITY AWARDS 2026 ENTRY— Gareth Mourne is 16 years old with a sick obsession: Endless Tower. An RPG where a colossal 50-floor tower appeared out of nowhere. Each floor houses a raid — the only way to face the corresponding boss and push toward the world's salvation. Because if all fifty floors aren't conquered… the tower itself will come crashing down from the sky, obliterating everything beneath it. But the Tower doesn't wait patiently. Far from its shadow, strongholds appear: cracks spawned by the Tower itself that vomit monsters without rest. If they aren't wiped out, progress slows to a crawl. Gareth knows this. He knows it because he's beaten the game more times than he can count. He doesn't play for fun. He plays for glory. He plays to shatter his own records. Every run faster. Every route more optimized. Every buff stacked to an absurd limit. The community gave him a name: Mourgare, the BuffMaster. The night he finally breaks his best time… he falls asleep. And wakes up in a world he recognizes. A world he's convinced can't be real. Believing it's all a lucid dream, Gareth acts without fear of consequences — sabotaging himself in the process and completely destroying his reputation. Until he realizes it's all real. And then he decides something simple: if this world is Endless Tower… he'll conquer it the way he always has. Alone. And when he defeats the first boss solo, the name Mourgare will be etched into the sky — and as his reward, he'll receive his System. With a Special Class that fits him like a glove. [Buff Master] This time, it isn't about breaking a record. It's about leaving his alter ego at the very top.
Qu1llM4ster · 4.8k Views