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I have two principles as a human being: 1. Never lie. 2. Never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I must point out that your second principle contradicts the first.” “Where’s the contradiction?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry, I forgot to mention, I don’t consider myself a human being.” =============================== TL: Readers this is not my own work. I am just person who is trying to translate one of favourite novel.

Our main character is reborn into the wonderful world of Quirks as the main character himself. Only it's not exactly the world he knows it as.

Olivia Henderson, a 47-year-old overweight otaku with a filthy mouth, a dead social life, and a long list of regrets, was not supposed to die that night. She was supposed to wake up, go to work, and keep pretending life hadn’t already passed her by. Instead, she was executed in her sleep. killed for something she built, something powerful enough to get her erased without ceremony. But death doesn’t offer rest. It offers relocation. Olivia wakes in Tudor England, reborn as catalina, a seventeen-year-old noble girl bound by titles she doesn’t understand and laws designed to break women quietly. A servant. A political tool. A body branded with seals that suppress her abilities and chain her will. This world has skills. bloodline but only for those the church permits. It has nobles but power belongs to only that of the cruelest among them. And it has queens but even they bleed. Armed with the memories of a modern woman who has seen war, corruption, and the worst of human nature, olivia must navigate a court where smiles hide knives, faith is weaponized, and a single mistake can mean execution. Because her rebirth wasn’t a mistake. It wasn’t mercy.It wasn’t random. Something brought her here. Something is watching. And if olivia wants to survive the tudor court, the slave seals, and the fate history already wrote for her. She’ll have to become far more dangerous than the woman she used to be. ___________________________________ Author Note: This is a spin-off of my other story (I Became Beyonce’s Half Sister) and is apart of the I.C.T.M universe. WARNING WARNING ⚠️⚠️⚠️ ⚠️ Content Warning: Throughout this story, there are scenes involving strong language, physical and emotional abuse, sexual situations, violence, and other mature or disturbing themes. Please read with discretion.

I have been transported into a novel that I accidentally found in my little brother's room. Now, I’m the main character! :D Of an NTR novel called Cuck Hell World :C What should I do now…? Note: This is a remake, and I will be updating it.

“No …no ...NO!!!.” Screaming at the top of his lungs August found himself in quite a perilous situation. Catching his ragged breath midair, he realized that he was …falling? *** At one moment he was standing on the stable surface but he found himself midair — on another. Where was he about to land? What mess was he about to fall into?  Stay with August as he goes on an adventure in this new yet familiar world. Accompanied by a kind saint and her aloof knight he faces every danger with a humourous attitude — coming along his way. 

Do you believe in reincarnation? Some people would say yes, while others would say no. But what if it truly existed? Surely, everyone—especially those who felt like failures in life—would wish for another chance to live, right? *** Merlin Ken, a renowned editor, died while reviewing the raw draft of a popular novel titled “The Lost Hero.” But instead of moving on to the afterlife, he awoke to find himself reincarnated inside the very novel he had been editing! Worse yet, he wasn’t the protagonist—he was just an extra character with the same name, fated to become nothing more than a stepping stone for the main character. Determined to survive, Merlin resolved to defy fate by breaking the novel’s plot! By chance, a mysterious system appeared before him to help! As time passed, however, Merlin began to notice strange deviations—events that never existed in the original story. "[Ding! The first mission has been released! Awaken your Guardian Spirit on Awakening Day, three days from now! Reward: 1x Special Talent Awakening Potion!]" "[Ding! Congratulations! You have awakened the Guardian Spirit of the Ancient Dragon Empress! The reward has been delivered!]" Merlin: “What!? That’s impossible! My Guardian Spirit was supposed to be trash! How did it become an extraordinary figure instead!? Someone explain this to me!” And so, Merlin’s journey to change his fate began… *** #Note: 1. This is my first novel, so it may not be perfect. I welcome any feedback or criticism, and I’ll do my best to listen and improve. 2. The main character is a single man who has never had a partner. I’ll try to make his interactions with the heroines feel natural and reasonable. 3. This story follows the harem genre, but on a small scale—around four or five heroines. Not every female character will become the MC’s partner. The romance will develop at a steady pace, neither too fast nor too slow. 4. At the start, the MC will be a bit naive since he comes from the modern world and still holds onto his moral principles. But over time, he will adapt and become ruthless when necessary. 5. There will be no NTR, yuri, or similar elements. This will be a straightforward story. Thank you for reading, and I hope you’ll support this novel! #Tags: #Action, #Fantasy, #Adventure, #Romance, #Magic, #Political, #Anti-Hero, #Harem, #Reincarnation, #Dragon, #Academy, #Handsome-Male-Lead, #Beautiful-Female-Lead, #Conspiracy, #Magic, #Elves, #Yandere, #ObsessiveCharacter

Hollywood runs on formulas, yet nobody can predict a hit.....nobody except Ronald Lee. Waking up in the 1980s, Ronald possesses the ultimate cheat code: vivid dreams of the future’s greatest cinematic masterpieces. He gets glimpses of which movies will explode at the box office and which actors are destined for glory. From the neon lights of the Sunset Strip to the exclusive parties of the Hills, Ronald is rewriting history one blockbuster at a time. But success in Tinseltown attracts more than just money....it brings jealous rivals, loyal friends, and a long list of beautiful confidantes. Welcome to the Golden Age of excess. The breakdancing is fresh, the shoulder pads are huge, and the cameras are rolling. Note:- This is a translated, edited and rewritten uncensored version of the novel 剥削好莱坞. I will be removing the chinese racism and stuff like that without affecting the story too much and make it readable with understanding names. Note:- This work doesn't belong to me except maybe the editing and uncensored parts. All rights belong to the author.

[Ding! Sign-in System Installed!] [Ding! 10x Rewards System Installed!] [Ding! Mythical-Rank Ice Mana Circulation Technique Acquired!] [Ding! Legendary-Rank Blazing Sun Holy Physique Acquired!] He spent all his life caged in a hospital because he was born with something special. Within those thick walls of concrete, he yearned for freedom and love, but he only found freedom in his death. But that wasn't the end. Reborn as Aegon Valeria Augustus, he awakened not one, but two systems. A Sign-In System that rewards him depending on where he is. A 10x Rewards System that multiplies whatever he gains as rewards. One day it’s mythical techniques, the next it’s… bricks. But whether it’s legendary physiques or useless sandals, Aegon takes it all with a grin. Why? He finally had the freedom and love he had always wanted, and along with that came the desire to explore this fantasy world and its culture. But there were a lot of things he missed from Earth, so the system helped him with that too. [Ding! Skill: Master Chef Acquired!] [Ding! Skill: Professional Author Acquired!] [Ding! Skill: Barista Arts Acquired!] [Ding! Skill: Modern Medicine Acquired!] [Ding! Skill: Entrepreneur’s Insight Acquired!] [Ding! Skill: Musician’s Touch Acquired!] [Ding! Skill: Tech Crafter Acquired!] Each reward gave him the knowledge, instincts, and muscle memory of those professions. Suddenly, he could cook dishes no one in this world had ever tasted before, write stories in a style completely alien to their culture, brew strange drinks that hooked nobles with their unfamiliar taste, or even treat injuries with precision no healer had ever displayed. "Who cares about conquering the world when you can explore and enjoy it? Or even help it become something better?" Aegon wasn’t worried about his strength, because his systems were already making him invincible. He only wanted to enjoy the freedom his new life gave him and protect the love he had never experienced before. ... What to expect Very Slice of Life. Yes, it’s mostly focused on SoL, so if you want tension-filled battles, this isn’t the novel for you. Low stakes. Some drama. Good fights, but low stakes and fun in tone. Light-hearted story. Modern professions introduced in another world. Comedy mixed with character development (which means you need to give some time for MC to develop too before calling out names for him.) Slow paced ... my discord https://discord.gg/7rHGaWe4fx

What does it mean to have truly lived? Is it having strangers speak your name at the dinner table in reverence? Or, to be a true family man through and through? Raising a family that will be successful and remember you for your strength of character for generations to come? Is there a true, measurable level of success? If not, then what should one hold true to themselves? The ambitions of the self, or the ambitions of the world? All are questions that people of all types have asked themselves, and each have come up with their own answers. However, in this time of great change in the world of Sonentia, those questions have become far more important as Adventurers, both young and old, have to grapple with those changes. Will they be able to live the life that they've dreamed of? Or, will they fall short? Only time will tell. 1-2 chapters a week.

Horrible Accident? Check Otherworldly Soul Yeeting? Check Taking over some schmuck's body who died around the same time? Check Unable to cultivate because the aforementioned schmuck's constitution is all messed up? Double Check In the world of Valresta where the great and powerful cultivate an energy called aether to get to where they are, Zhen Liu (Thomas Lee) is physically unable to despite having the qualities to do so. But due to a twist of fate, Zhen Liu is given the ability to create kaijin, strange and monstrous warriors to fight in his stead. By using this world's laws combined with his knowledge of Earth, watch as Zhen Liu stands above the so-called aether saints to become the one and only kaijin lord! "What the hell is a train"?! "Something that's about to kick your butt. Get him"! "Yes my lord"! Cover art done by JacKLYart on Twitter My Twitter: https://twitter.com/MajorMizako?t=23kOezglRcDjEUKcmpZQiA&s=09

Two girls fall from another world. An ancient Veil stirs. And Vaelora begins to remember. The Dawnfires of Vaelora follows Kiki and Gigi as they are drawn into a realm governed by the Creator Elyon and His four Celestials — the White Stag, the Unicorn, the Phoenix, and the Dragon. But the Dragon was imprisoned. Or so they were told. As the girls gather shards of the Seven Sins, each trial draws them deeper into power they do not understand. The Phoenix gives his light. The Dragon whispers in the dark. And the line between chosen and corrupted begins to blur. In a story inspired by scriptural themes of fall, redemption, sacrifice, and free will, The Dawnfires of Vaelora explores what happens when destiny and desire collide — and when friendship must survive the weight of prophecy.

[One wrong word, and you’re dead.] 21-year-old Zhao Tianxia lives by a single rule: Silence is survival. Haunted by a mistake that cost his mother’s life, he weighs every syllable like a diamond. But in the "Twisted Realm," silence isn't just a choice—it's a requirement. Thrust into a series of lethal survival tasks from Level 1 to 15, Zhao finds himself in a world where distorted rules govern every breath. Here, the supernatural entities don't just hunt you; they listen for the slightest slip of the tongue. Armed with a cold intellect and a heart buried under layers of caution, he must navigate treacherous alliances and subvert the very laws of the game. The truth is a trap. Emotions are a liability. In a game where your own voice can betray you, how long can you stay silent? Step into the nightmare. Survival begins now.

When Julien wakes up to a seriously infuriating note from his sister---and not one, but two unexpected new housemates---will he maintain the fragile sense of normalcy he only just got back? Or will he avoid what comes next, even if it kills him? As the supernatural begins to intrude on his normal life, how will Julien confront his past, reshape his identity, and survive the dangerous bond tying him to his new companions?

I've got more interesting stuff on patreon patreon.com/Chill76 The protagonist is an accidental time traveler - he didn't wait, didn't guess, only dreamed, but ended up in history, which he didn't pay much attention to. He was just lucky with his lineage. Ryo is a new member of the Nara clan, from the Uzumaki lineage on his father's side, and it so happened that he was born not at the beginning of the known plot, but more than three decades and two world wars later. Now he has to figure out how to get out of this situation however he can. I've got more interesting stuff on patreon patreon.com/Chill76

Yamiro Kageyama was a 31-year-old accountant who died of a heart attack staring at a spreadsheet. No dramatic last words. No regrets. Just a cold cup of coffee and an unfinished report. When he woke up before Taiyo Amateru — a laid-back solar deity who built an entire fantasy world out of boredom and nostalgia for Japan — he was given a choice : become a Hero and save the world, or take the laughingstock class [Primordial Farmer] and live quietly. He chose quietly. Armed with nothing but a broken hoe, a barren plot of land, and the [Gaia System] that rewards growing things over killing them, Yamiro sets out to build the most comfortable, most productive, and most inexplicably powerful farm in the history of the world of Kagamikai. He didn't plan on feeding an entire kingdom. He didn't plan on his vegetables outperforming healing potions. He didn't plan on a swordswoman, a spy, a storm-wielder, a cat-girl, an exiled princess, and seven others all deciding his farm was the best place to be. He definitely didn't plan on accidentally becoming the most economically dangerous man on the continent. No swords. No dungeons. No destiny. Just good soil, better food, and a god who keeps watching like it's his favorite TV show. "Is all of this really necessary ?" — Yamiro Kageyama, probably, every single chapter. TAGS OFFICIELS Isekai · Farming · System · Business · Empire Building · Harem · Daily Life · Comedy · Calm MC · Romance · Weak to Strong · Male Protagonist · Fantasy · Slice of Life · Magic · Kingdom Building

Transmigrating into the multiverse of Comprehensive Anime, Luo Shu awakened the Divine Pantheon Reconstruction System—his supposed path to becoming a Supreme God King. However… The very first step was to recruit a Familia. Fine. But why were all the members designated as anime heroines? And why were most of them from slice-of-life shows?! Not to mention “Young Miss Mira” — wrong universe, much? System, this so-called Divine Pantheon you’re making me build is clearly messed up. And what’s with this looming “Abyssal Invasion” nonsense? With life itself trolling him, Luo Shu can only team up with Utaha Kasumigaoka, Eriri Spencer Sawamura, and Chisato Nishikigi… and hope the multiverse survives.

Yu Yu, after dealing with the branch of contract she is now penniless. Move to another town, and get a new job, she stumbled into a new game "Eternal Darkness". With how weird and dangerous the Earth become, and how she was able to use the spell on real world, is there any connection between them? Is this really an ordinary game? Why does "anomaly" in the Earth same as with anomaly on "Alen Peninsula"? what decision was finally taken by Yu? In which side she finally in???

“True adventurers shed blood.” That's what Alaric heard his whole life. But for an F-rank porter who couldn't hold a sword without shaking, those words were a death sentence. After being kicked out of the Heroes' Guild and labeled “useless trash,” Alaric reaches his limit. He expected to die in the gutters, but the world had other plans for the man who failed in every Rank and Stat. They called him Rank F. They called him a burden. But they didn't see one thing: he was selected for the hero group for a reason.

A story in which the Pokémon world explores the madness of the Nasuverse via Twitch Livestream. The poor innocent souls thought that Ritsuka Fujimaru was a normal streamer, from an alternate world where Pokémon didn't exist, but they had no idea his true destiny would drag them all into the grand epic tale that is Fate/Grand Order. Crossposted on Questionable Questing and Archive of our Own. *This is a work of fanfiction, I will not accept money for this story as it will fall outside fair use if I do so.*