comedy

My name is Fuli. I am a regressor. Before my regression, I managed to tank my way through the Third Honkai Impact, only to die two and a half years later* amidst an endless stream of Great Eruption events. Then, I was reborn—sent back to the time right before the Third Honkai Impact began. This time, I was determined to be prepared, ensuring I wouldn't just hit "Game Over" again. Through a series of unfolding events, while I haven't exactly escaped to safety yet, I have managed to leverage my future knowledge to snag some pretty decent rewards. The price? A swarm of Anti-Entropy Titans, heavy combat drones, and armed soldiers are coming at us in endless waves, chasing me and my companions until we have nowhere left to run. But I'm not panicking in the slightest. The Third Honkai Impact is about to hit any second now. When that happens, their offensive will crumble instantly. So, I calmed my mind and waited patiently. However... *Eh?* Glancing at the time on my wristwatch, Fuli looked up at the sky—it was still its usual azure blue. He looked back at the Titan squad—still pursuing as usual. Then he looked at the passengers in the car: Kiana, Bronya, and Mei, each wearing a complicated expression. —Wait, hold on. Seriously, bro? Where is the Third Honkai Impact I was promised?!! ----- ALT TITLE: So, About That Promised Third Honkai Impact?!! World Merge of [Houkai Gakuen 2], [Honkai Impact 3rd], and [Honkai Star rail] setting, mosly HI3 setting. Yes this harem, kinda hate but the setting good enough for me.

[Mature Smut Content] Killed in a terrorist attack in the shopping mall. Kaelen wakes up in a post apocalyptic Korean novel, where humanity battles monstrous horrors as powerful hunters. Now Summoned as the Demon Empire's hero by the enigmatic goddess Lilith, Kaelen discovers that his unexpected companion is none other than his step-sister, transformed into his all-powerful system —without his knowledge! [Why not Conquer them all, Nii-San~] And now with a desire to conquer villainesses, enchanting heroines and the human continent Kaelen embarks on a wild adventure filled with battles, betrayal, and sizzling twists. Additional Tags: Action, Academy, Heavy Lemons, Drama, Dark, Twisted Romance, Demonic MC, Yanderes, Villainess Noble Girls, Goddess, Threesomes, No NTR Over 100+ NSFW arts free on discord Discord Link: https://discord.gg/GrrnKtXsx5

Riyan's death was absurd—hit by a truck, then stabbed by a serial killer who mistook him for someone he wasn't. But his second life? That's where things get interesting. He's reincarnated into Saint's Odyssey, the fantasy novel he rage-quit the night before dying. The same story with a "hero" who commits genocide with a holy smile. The same world where gods manipulate mortals like chess pieces and millions worship a sociopath planning to "purge" half the population for "the greater good." And Riyan? He's woken up as the designated villain—condemned not for actual crimes, but for daring to question the hero's divinely-sanctioned massacre. But here's the thing about dying once already: you stop playing by anyone else's rules. The hero has his cult of fanatics. The gods have their rigged game. The world has its prophecies and predetermined endings. Riyan has nothing left to lose and a burning desire to watch it all collapse. No redemption arc. No noble sacrifices. No playing the misunderstood antihero waiting for vindication. If this world wants a villain, he'll become one so magnificent they'll beg for mercy—then make them pay for the privilege. He'll dismantle the hero's twisted messiah complex, expose the gods' sadistic entertainment, and claim his throne over the ashes of their broken system. The villain always loses? Only if they play by the hero's rules. Time to rewrite the ending—in blood. --- [R-18: Dark Fantasy | Antihero Protagonist | Morally Gray | Revenge] The gods wanted a show. He'll give them a revolution. --- ## Author's Note Hey everyone! I'm 17 and this is my first time writing a novel. Villain Conquest is my debut project, and I'm learning as I go! Currently rewriting Volumes 1 & 2 to improve quality—the writing gets significantly better by Volume 3, but I want the early chapters to match that standard. Your patience and feedback mean everything! No AI here—just me, my imagination, and Grammarly catching my grammatical mistakes. Every chapter is 100% human-written. Feel free to share your opinions, suggestions, and feedback! As a first-time writer, I'm always looking to improve. --- ## Support the Story! Power Stones & Golden Tickets: - 100 Power Stones = 2 Bonus Chapter - Your Golden Tickets help boost visibility! Gifts: Every gift motivates me to write faster and better. Your support keeps this story alive! --- ## Join the Community! Discord: https://discord.gg/BrEZjA6pf3 Come hang out, discuss theories, suggest ideas, or just scream about plot twists with fellow readers. I'm active there and love hearing from you all! --- Let's build this villain's empire together.

My name is Bai Ye. I run a small stall in Windmill Village and work part-time as a dimensional intermediary. One day, the naval hero Garp complained that my senbei was awful and tried to overturn my stall. I threw him into the otherworld instance! [Ding! Client selected: Monkey D. Garp!] [Dungeon generating... Dungeon World: Naruto!] [Mission Objective: Survive the Third Raikage's offensive, or defeat him!] Garp: "You brat! What kind of hell have you brought me to?!" Me: (Legged back) "A VR experience for one million Berries, what a steal!" [Ding! Dungeon cleared! Clearance rating: S+!] [Congratulations on obtaining the SSS-rank reward: The Perfect Jinchuriki of the Eight-Tails!] [Congratulations on obtaining the S-rank reward: Lightning Release Chakra Mode!] Feeling the surging lightning and tailed beast chakra within my body, I laughed out loud. Who should be thrown in next? Whitebeard? Or one of the Five Elders? (No way, letting others fight to the death while I get the rewards? This system is too awesome!)

Julian Weiper is a goofy, knucklehead cadet at a less prestigious ARMADA Academy. But there is more to his story. Beneath the goofball personality and the unique fighting style, lies a boy who made a promise. A promise made to someone dear to the boy in more ways than you can imagine. But the path Juli took will not be kind to him. Not in the slightest. The Age of the Heroes is Over. The Age of the Dragon has Begun.

Reina Suzuki was an overworked office worker—until she died and woke up as Lavinia Devereux, the infamous villainess princess of the Elarion Empire. She knows how this story ends: she’ll drink poison and die. A painless, easy death. So why bother changing fate? Villainy, revenge, redemption—sounds like way too much work. She decides to do absolutely nothing and let the story play out. But her terrifying father, Emperor Cassius Devereux, won’t ignore her like he’s supposed to. He watches her, questions her, and—worst of all—starts acting like he actually cares. Lavinia just wanted a quiet villainess retirement… So why does everything keep changing?

Transmigrating into the world of Douluo Continent, Jiang Zhen awakened a water elemental martial soul, only to be deemed a useless one by the Little Water Sphere. Yet, he could sense that this was the ultimate water! He would make the water veins of the entire plane ripple with submission in his palm! Bi Ji's healing hymn resonated with the water veins, her emerald wings brushing his cheek: "Your water can soothe all pain..." Xue Di's icicles melted into tears within his water curtain: "So, the ultimate ice is merely an incarnation of the ultimate water..." At the summit of Seagod Island, Bo Saixi light of the sea god collided with the water veins, her eyes flashing with shock: "You... can actually shake the authority of the sea god?" Jiang Zhen raised his hand, a water tornado reaching the sky: "Tides! I have returned!"

Transmigrating to the Douluo Continent, but too early. Tang San wasn't even born yet, and Ah Yin hadn't been with Tang Hao... Everything was still in the past. Xu Xin awakened the Tara Mask from Jackie Chan Adventures as his Martial Soul. Each Soul Skill could summon a Ghost Mask, and each Ghost Mask could summon Ghost Shadow Soldiers! Are there any more masks as simple yet powerful as this? Yes, there are. There are nine masks like this, simple to operate yet powerful. The nine Ghost Shadow Soldiers surrounded Tang San: "So you're the God King, huh? So you're so awesome, huh?" "So you're called Yu Xiaogang, huh? You're nothing but trash." "Is your Haotian Sect as awesome as me?!" The moment the nine masks gathered, ultimate darkness descended... I am darkness! I am the ruler!!

"ISEKAI SUCKS! IT'S JUST STUPID POWER FANTASY!" Those were my final words before I was unalived by none other than Truck-kun's brother, 'Train-kun.' "Wait why am I in another world?" [+1 Skill: Enhanced Strength] "Wait why am I getting powerful? All I did was throw a small stone." [+1 Skill: Enhanced Speed] "Wait all I did was run from a pack of wolves!" [+1 Skill: Enhanced Senses] "Wait all I did was block some arrows with a stick!" *** Disclaimer: This is a parody-type novel. It is purposely made for fun and fun alone. It might have its serious moments and goofy moments. The Mc will be OP and there will be a harem (Of course). Just stick around for the fun of it!

I died from overwork as a top chef and woke up as the Hard Mode character in my favorite dating sim, `Beastly B.A.D.s`! As a failed fox-kin, I'm destined to be married off to a disgusting old toad Marquis, the ultimate Bad End. But I'm not following that route. I have a cheat code: my five-star cooking skills! My plan? Open the Little Whiskers Daycare and use my gourmet food to cure the problem cubs of the five most powerful (and hottest!) single dads in the empire. If I can win over the Wolf, the Merman, the Panther, the Tiger, or the Snake, I just might be able to find a new husband and escape my fate. This failed Fox is about to start the game on her own terms. Let the husband-hunting... begin! Note: This is a 1v1 Romance (One male lead chosen in the main story). However, Alternate Endings for the other love interests will be available in the Side Stories!

Bai Li, a man of the 21st century, abruptly awoke inside a cramped, unfamiliar shack. Then, he realized: he now had a wife (ge'er), who was gravely ill and two (ge'er) twin sons. Suddenly thrust into the role of husband and father, Bai Li immediately accepted his fate. And his journey to save this poor, struggling household was about to begin. - The Rise from Trash to Riches - Adorable Wife and Tiny Twin sons - Achieving a Warm Family Life and a Happy Existence

Synopsis: "The Locket of Whispered Wishes" Booma thought her biggest problem was navigating high school and keeping her massive, one-sided crush on her charismatic classmate, Chinnappa, a secret. Her life was a comforting routine of shared lunchtime meals, study sessions, and the constant, hilarious annoyance of her overly-cute and food-obsessed cat, Bujji. But everything changes the day she finds a mysterious, antique locket shaped like an eternal flower. It’s no mere piece of jewelry; it's the key to Aethel, a secret fantasy world, and the source of volatile magic that grants wishes. Suddenly, Booma possesses the power to cast spells, manipulate the weather, and weave pure fiction into reality. Under Bujji’s reluctant, magical tutelage, she begins to embrace a destiny straight out of an anime—just as she is pulled into a high-stakes Fashion Show competition at school. Her dual life is exhausting, yet exhilarating. She begins using her powers subtly, excelling beyond anyone's imagination. But the price of power is painfully steep. The stronger Booma becomes, the further Chinnappa drifts away. The burgeoning magic in her locket seems inversely proportional to the closeness of her classmate, leading to gut-wrenching moments of hurting and solitude during cold Metro Train rides and lonely walks beneath a downpour of rain. When an unforeseen betrayal in the depths of a magical mountain walk finally leaves her broken, Booma is forced to confront the dark side of her wish. The grand narrative of magic and power now crashes violently into the simple reality of a damaged heart. She must ask: Is the locket a gift or a curse? Does true power lie in the grandest spell, or in the quiet strength of humanity? Now, Booma must embark on her final quest: to use the last vestiges of the magic cat locket to either repair the broken bond and rewrite her reality, or to accept the pain, save the two collapsing worlds, and find a new form of love and friendship that transcends destiny. Dive into this gripping tale where school life, epic magic, and the deepest emotions collide, and discover what Booma will sacrifice for her final, whispered wish.

‘Ah shit, is this… Earth?’ In the far future, humanity has collapsed beneath the weight of its own technology. Megacities rose, AIs became rulers, and biological evolution was rewritten through genetic design. The world changed. Instead of humans, there are Synths, Geneforms, and AI Constructs. And instead of meow meow and woof woof, there are Neon Beasts- beasts mutated by the corruption of ADE. Leon Ardent, an assistant temporal engineer for SpaceX woke up in this strange dystopian world with neon skylines and aurora-like storms. One question lingered. ‘Where… am I?’ DING! ~----~ [ChronoSystem Rebooting…] [You have received your first Mission: Survive the First Cycle] ~----~ Well, things do escalate fast. Just like that, Leon was thrown into a cyberpunk world with weird skies, weird ecosystem, a weirder system, and with fragmented memories of his past. Only one thing gave him hope, his expertise as an engineer. “If I can build, I can live”. … [Author’s NOTE: It’s October 31st in Shibuya, and history records it that this book starts today. All I can say is give it a try. I won’t make promises, just know that I’m giving this my all, and I’ll appreciate any form of support. Thanks.] *This book will be written in 3rd person POV. If you have any queries, you can comment at the bottom of each chapter. I’ll try my best to read comments every day, and reply to them if there are queries. *I’ll try my best to thoroughly proofread every chapter and avoid any mistakes, no matter how small, but if you see one don’t hesitate to point it out. *I’m not expecting them, but an author can hope. So, any super gift will supercharge me to write more, and I’ll give a 5 chapter mass release for any super gift in appreciation. Lastly, happy reading.

Private Hyakkaou Academy, with the student council at the top, has a class system dominated by "gambling". Whether it is wealth or honor, it can become a bargaining chip in the gambling game. The winner is in heaven, and the loser is in hell. Ayanokouji Kiyotaka's younger brother, [Traveler] Ayanokouji Kiyohei, stepped into this campus today, determined to change the class system of this academy so that the lower class people can also stand up! He relies on two things, sufficient money, and a system that can guarantee ten consecutive bottoms. It's just... In the process of revolution, there will always be some small problems. "Saotome Meiari, you guy, don't ask me to borrow money anymore! How many times have you lost and still want to get your money back?" "Jabami Yumeko, a gambler can't get the house! I said I won't gamble with you, and you squatting on the ground pretending to be good is the same!" "And you, Ikishima Midari, stop playing with revolvers! If you want to play, I will teach you another Russian roulette." ------------------------- If you’d like to support my work, check out my: patreon.com/Greyhounds

Kitazawa’s grades at the Ninja Academy had always been mediocre. Uchiha Itachi graduated at seven; he barely scraped through at thirteen. Uzumaki Naruto became the savior of the ninja world at seventeen; at that same age, Kitazawa was still struggling to make Chunin. In this harsh world of shinobi, Kitazawa was what people called a fodder ninja: no talent, no bloodline, and no backing. To stay alive until the story’s grand finale, he’d chosen the safest path—teaching at the Ninja Academy, a job he’d held for five years. “Another peaceful day in Konoha.” Kitazawa rose from his seat and walked to the window. It was enrollment day again, and the training grounds were buzzing with life. He glanced down at the stack of new student files in his hands. Names leapt out at him, all too familiar: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuga Hinata, Ino Yamanaka, Sakura Haruno, Akimichi Choji, Nara Shikamaru, Inuzuka Kiba… and more. 'DING' 'Host has reached age six and successfully enrolled in the Ninja Academy.' 'Activating the Strongest Shinobi System.'

Kieran Blake who doesn't have any ability and isn't privileged to have one in a world where abilities reign supreme, been stuck without an ability he then gets something else that can help him grow stronger a system but even though he got the system it still finds it hard to level up. " Even with the system I still won't amount to anything in this god damn world " Kieran thought to himself as he descended into the dark embrace of death.

Just as i was expectantly awaiting the hero's party's members to confess their feelings wholeheartedly to me... I... was kicked out of my party, calling me useless. I started cleaning gutters to take care of my sick mother, awaiting the day my sister would get a good job and take over my burden. While i was coming back from work, smelling like gutter... I saw the women members happily going to a party with a new man... he was extremely handsome, and seemed extraordinarily compassionate, he even risked his life many times to protect the members... It appeared that every one of them loved him and saw him as a man... while i continued cleaning gutters... That was when it happened... I Flipped and so did the world along with it!

Join the crew and witness the world of One Piece together with the Straw Hat Pirates. Martial arts expert Lin Ning's soul transmigrates to an unfamiliar ocean world, becoming a young man from the East China Sea. Relying on his martial arts will from his previous life, he awakened Conqueror's Haki upon waking. He learned Conqueror's Haki Entanglement, encountered Luffy who had just set sail, and joined the Straw Hat Pirates. He combined his past life's martial arts to create a body-forging method, and worked hard to improve alongside Luffy, Zoro, and others. While cultivating their skills and exploring the truth of this world, they embark on unknown adventures with new companions. As the sea breeze rises, their legendary journey begins! You can read the next chapters earlier on my Patreon: patreon com/guttah

UPDATED SYNOPSIS: Ryuu Kazama never wanted to be a frontline hero. With his Quirk, Resonance, he can amplify anyone's abilities through physical contact and emotional connection. Sounds perfect, right? Except there's a problem...one traumatic childhood incident left him terrified of using his power on those he cares about, especially women. Now in his third year at UA High School, Ryuu has built walls around himself. He's the reliable support hero everyone wants on their team, but no one truly gets close to. Professional. Distant. Safe. Everything changes when a training exercise pairs him with Mina Ashido, the energetic pink hero who refuses to let him hide. As she breaks through his defenses, Ryuu begins to realize his Quirk isn't the curse he thought it was...and he's not the only one who needs saving. But overcoming trauma is just the beginning. Between villain attacks, pro hero duties, and navigating relationships with multiple remarkable women, Ryuu's third year at UA will test everything he thought he knew about trust, intimacy, and what it means to be a true hero. **Warning: This story contains mature content and harem elements. Reader discretion advised. NO YURI!!!!! ***** https://discord.gg/Y9BJhVzq9

A scientist, beaten a cold from escaping the government could only die silently in a small alley. His final words? Why didn't they just offer more money??? His consciousness was then pulled and lured to another world by an entity called the 'assistant', into the body of Naruto. The assistant gives out missions he need to complete, but lacks one vital information about this new Naruto...he HATES being told what to do, so while he is given missions, he plots to remove this so called assistant from his mind. Now, follow this chaotic and mischievous boy as he wrecks havoc across the elemental nations! He loves explosions, and he loves research, but most of all, he's an absolute menace to his enemies! ------------------ Notes: He has watched Naruto, but he remembers almost nothing, so basically, all he knows is names of characters, possibly even forgetting their appearances. Will not affect plot!!!! For those who dislike system type novels, good for you, he does have a system, BUT, it will be gone very early on. If you want to know when? Uh, wait Also, I will DEFINITELY change some plot, for example, NPC A who dies in Naruto will probably be alive in my series, won't say who lives n who dies, but yh, there will def be changes Lastly, this is generally comedy, I will do my best to follow the general plot of the original story, and NO, this isn't a complete takeover, this is a fusion of minds between Naruto and the scientist, so even if one side is more dominant, it is more like living two different lives in this case P.S, it starts off as a ROB(cause im a terrible person), promise that it vanishes quickly, got reminded by a comment so wanted to drop this here as a quick warning, as stated before, the system will be gone early + No, Naruto won't end up with Sasuke/another guy, I tend to lean into comedy that revolves around these types of humour, so if anyone is not comfortable with these things, it might not be for you, even if those jokes aren't spoken often. Either way, enjoy~