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Linen traveled to the Marvel Universe and obtained a mysterious golden finger — a power that allowed him to fabricate videos about the future to deceive the Avengers. As long as they believed the content of the video, or if their original life trajectories changed because of it, Linen could gain various superpowers in return. Tony Stark, now a magician and martial artist: “Sure, I can use magic now. But I swear, that guy in the green robe just looks like me — he’s definitely not me!” Steve Rogers: “Huh? Long live Hydra? I’m... the Captain of Hydra?” Natasha Romanoff, who accidentally stole Thor’s hammer: “Wait, the thing I used to prop up a table leg during time management practice actually wants to kill me now?” Loki, after being deceived by the video’s content: “What? I’ll become a superhero on Earth someday, showered with applause and flowers? Ahem... yes, that’s right — I am the Avengers’ superhero.” Thor, who lost his hammer: “Damn it! Who was the man who died in my arms, his face completely burned?!” Linen: “Tsk… even the entire Marvel Universe can’t piece together a perfect life for a single person!” --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can visit my Patreon page: Patreon.com/PhoeniXcel I upload 2 chapters daily on Patreon! There are 10+ advanced chapters available for you to read. Your support would be greatly appreciated.

Lin Yue only wanted a normal job—one that didn’t involve monsters, demons, or the laws of heaven. Instead, she ends up in the Tianxu Realm, a cultivation world ruled by fear, power, and strict cosmic order. Strangely, the most dangerous beings become calm around her. Monsters stop raging. Demons lower their weapons. Even Mo Shen—the cold and untouchable Heavenly Arbiter who stands at the top of the world—finds his control slipping whenever she is near. Lin Yue is not a chosen one. She cannot cultivate. She has no special bloodline. She simply treats feared beings like ordinary people. And that breaks every rule of this world. The more factions try to “secure” her, the more unstable the realm becomes. The more Mo Shen protects her, the more violently the Heavenly Order reacts. In a world where emotional attachment is a cosmic crime, Lin Yue’s quiet presence becomes a threat—and her existence sparks obsession, rivalry, and war. Between absurdly dangerous daily encounters, subtle romantic tension, and claims she never asked for, Lin Yue must choose: cling to a normal life that can never return, or stand at the center of a world that may collapse because of one forbidden bond. Because in the Tianxu Realm, love is not a blessing— it is a violation.

In 2007, during an ordinary morning workout, Allens unexpectedly encountered an elderly Captain America. Only then did he realize that the timeline had already advanced toward Avengers: Endgame in 2023. But with the help of the "Heroes Rising" system as his golden finger, Allens quickly rose to fame in the Marvel universe, becoming increasingly powerful while the world around him continued to prosper. He gradually mastered countless abilities—perception of universal laws, psychokinesis, immortality through self-healing, precognition, shapeshifting, power replication, telepathy, illusions, manipulation of time and space, and elemental control over electricity, water, and fire. With these powers, Allens became a devil-like existence, feared across time and space. Avengers: “The great devil Allens has collected the abilities of every hero in 2012. Our timeline itself feels like it’s been hijacked!” Doctor Strange: “The great devil Allens has once again created a divergent timeline where New York was destroyed. In that reality, as early as 2008… New York was completely annihilated.” Thanos: “Damn it! That guy Allens actually tore into my mind and mastered all the powers of the Titans!” Disclaimer: This is Translation --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can visit my Patreon page: Patreon.com/PhoeniXcel I upload 2 chapters daily on Patreon! There are 10+ advanced chapters available for you to read. Your support would be greatly appreciated.

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Kronos traveled to the world of One Piece and activated the prestige system. In the novice gift pack, he received the [Renren Fruit, Illusory Beast Species, Primitive God Chaos Form!] After defeating a bandit group and repaying the kindness of a tavern owner, Kronos began to recruit members, form a pirate crew, and set sail on the Grand Line! This is a powerful pirate crew consisting of: Albedo, Madara Uchiha, Gojo Satoru, Tornado, Ulquiorra... and other special members! Akainu: A squad leader with the strength of the Four Emperors?! Sengoku: This bastard is even more terrifying than the Rocks Pirates! Disclaimer: This is Translation --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can visit my Patreon page: Patreon.com/PhoeniXcel I upload 2 chapters daily on Patreon! There are 10+ advanced chapters available for you to read. Your support would be greatly appreciated.

Suzy Kale had a weird dream. In the dream, extreme heat, torrential rain, polar cold, earthquakes, zombies… countless natural disasters struck one after another. And she was the dream's sickly cannon-fodder female supporting character. She maliciously framed the female lead, even deliberately tried to seduce the heroine’s harem members, and in the end, met a miserable death. When she woke up, Suzy realized she was now three months before the apocalypse. This time, she was determined to change her fate! She awakened her spatial ability ahead of time, hoarded billions’ worth of supplies, and built a secure safehouse… Only to inexplicably become bound to a system called the “Handsome Men Collection Guide.” [Bind a qualifying target, and you get rewards.] [Even getting close can make you stronger.] Isn’t this basically forcing her to become a heartbreaker in the apocalypse?! A cheerful, sunny mixed-race underclassman? She accepts him. An androgynous beauty of a professor? She accepts him. A cold-faced, ruthless mercenary? She accepts him, too. Not to mention a gentle doctor, a cool and aloof CEO… she accepts them all! At first, Suzy only planned to bind them for free rewards—but then… The looks these men gave her started getting stranger and stranger. Come on! I didn't want them to fall for me, I swear!

The story follows Bai Liu, who, after losing his job, becomes involved with multiple unavoidable horror live-streaming games full of various monsters and players with killing intent, putting the players’ lives at stake.

Hikigaya gets reverse NRS'd by Yukino. RNRS: A relationship where the mc's partner actively finds more partners for the mc!!! **** Support @BlackZetsu

Just a heads up: this story is set in an ancient world, but the characters might occasionally sound a bit more modern. I wanted to keep it lively and relatable, so don’t be surprised if you catch some phrases or expressions that feel like they belong in today’s world! ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** Caution: This book contains mature content and is intended for adult readers only. She was too weak to stand beside him. And his heart already belonged to another. Azura Moryn knows the rules of the Crescent Moon Pack:power is everything, and without it, you are nothing. Rankless and orphaned, she has survived on the edges by being invisible. But invisibility is not weakness, it’s a choice. Behind her quiet exterior is a resilient spirit, a surprising bravery, and a clumsy, lovable heart that refuses to be crushed, even when the odds are impossible. Rhydor Drakemire has everything. Alpha of the Crescent Moon Pack, feared and respected. Groomed for greatness. And deeply in love with the woman he plans to make his Luna. So when fate makes Azura his mate, the choice is simple. He rejects her. A weakling has no place beside an Alpha. And he refuses to give up the woman he loves. The bond should have shattered. Instead, something ancient awakens. Forbidden magic stirs beneath the pack lands. Golden light erupts. Pain tears through them both. And when they wake, the world is wrong. Azura opens her eyes inside the Alpha’s body, strong, powerful, untouchable. Rhydor wakes in hers, powerless, scorned, and unseen. Now their souls switch without warning, trapping them in each other’s skin while enemies circle closer and the pack begins to fracture. Every secret they uncover changes what they thought they knew, about strength, about weakness, about each other. And beyond the pack borders, a brutal Alpha King rises, draining Lunas and hunting power in his obsession with immortality. Old prophecies resurface. Whispers spread of a truth long buried: Only a female Alpha can bring him down. As forbidden magic stirs and betrayal creeps closer than loyalty, an ancient legacy refuses to stay buried any longer. Azura is about to learn the truth of her own blood. And the mate Rhydor rejected may be the one fate chose to change everything. Some bonds are broken by pride. Some curses are written in blood. And some destinies can only be uncovered…

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The Ouroboros Code: the day reality ate itself. After a cataclysm gave every human the power to reshape existence, the world became a fever dream of conflicting truths. Kayden, a detached young man who altered himself to feel nothing, thought he'd escaped by crafting a perfect house in a silent void. He was wrong. After an attack by a predatory reality-scavenger, he is forced into the surreal wreckage of the solar system by Amilla, a woman shrouded in dark green who cannot be seen, only heard. Their journey will take them through domains of living memory, cities of frozen trauma, and nightmares given physical form. In a universe with no laws, they are the only anomalies who might be able to find a pattern... or become the final one.

Transported three thousand years into the past, onto the ancient land of Teyvat, Luo Li awakens to a mysterious Immortal Sign-In System. From a fragile mortal who could only cling to life, he slowly becomes a wandering witness of history—his footsteps leaving quiet marks across all seven nations. Lumie (Lumine): “I’ve been exploring various domains lately… A strange number of ancient texts mention someone named Luo Li. Who exactly is he?” Venti: “Him? Luo Li? Ahaha, that’s my good brother—the one who helped me topple the tyrant ruling the Tower of Fierce Winds! Slurp… His wine? I can still taste it to this day!” Zhongli: “Contracts of Liyue stretching back three thousand seven hundred years still hold true. A pity… many old friends have long since departed. Hm? You found him alive? That is… delightful news.” Raiden Ei: “My heart died long ago—ever since my sister and he fell into the Abyss five hundred years prior. Truly, only eternity can stand against the order of heaven.” Lumine: “But… I saw him in Liyue just recently, listening to music with someone named ‘Zhen’.” Raiden Ei: “??? This moment—comes annihilation! (yandere expression)”

She’s a messy spellcaster with a thread stash that rebels nightly. He’s a sword-wielding stranger who cooks porridge like it’s a love language. When Ivy wakes to a clean attic and ginger rice, she suspects either divine intervention or a very practical ghost. But the truth is stranger—and quieter. Together, they stitch spells, share soup dreams, and accidentally open portals stitched with emotion. As Ivy’s magic flickers and Tieran’s past looms, the attic becomes a sanctuary of warmth, sarcasm, and slow-burning tension. But when a trip to the market turns into a forest detour, and old tools threaten new magic, Ivy must decide: can comfort and chaos coexist? Or will the thread unravel before the spell is cast?

I died choking on a gummy bear at 34. I woke up as a 5-year-old orphan in a magical world—with my "genius organ" surgically removed. No special powers. No cheats. Just Earth knowledge and slum survival instincts. Then a pretty lady walked into my alley. Red dress. Whiskey eyes. Smile that made nobles cross streets to avoid her. She watched me hustle flowers for an hour. Saw a 5-year-old running a better operation than her merchants. "What's your name, little merchant?" "Dudian" She laughed for five minutes. Then made me her son. Turns out, she's Lady Hathaway Vane. The most powerful Magus in the kingdom. The one even the king fears. The one they call "The Menace." Her only rule? "Enjoy yourself, little merchant, Cause trouble if you want. I have your back." So I did.

After transmigrating to Teyvat, Lin En spends a year unraveling the secret behind his greatest advantage. It isn’t a weapon. It isn’t a system. It’s a newborn world—one that has become his incarnation. As Teyvat faces turmoil from within and threats from beyond, Lin En makes a simple proposal to the Planetary Will: Help me grow, and I’ll help you survive. With the power to analyze laws, convert energy, and open paths to other worlds, he begins a journey across the myriad realms—exploring the unknown, gathering strength, and steadily expanding the boundaries of his authority. Everything seems under control. Until he notices a function he doesn’t fully understand: World Tuning. He hasn’t used it. He’s certain of that. So why does everything feel… adjusted? As worlds intersect and fate quietly shifts, Lin En realizes that some changes don’t require permission. And some powers begin working long before you notice them. The tuning has begun. But who is tuning whom?

(This story take place in different timeline and universe) Warning: This story is not written with the intention of hurting, troubling, or defaming anyone. Its purpose is only to share an experience or perspective, without causing harm to any individual or community. it just for other mindset or different think. This is the story about boy named Karan getting recarnatated in the time of Mahabhrata as a Karna. Biggest war at that time. Jaipur everyman's 10M crit hacks transform Karna from abandoned sutaputra to dharma's ultimate apex, respectfully honoring gods while forging legend anew. In Jaipur's chaotic Ajmer Road traffic, Karan—a die-hard Mahabharata fan grieving Karna's canon tragedy—meets a fatal truck crash. Greeted by Mahadev and Parvati's divine grace, he rejects immortality for reincarnation as Karna, armed with the Apex Dharma Amplifier: a 10 Million Times Crit system amplifying every training, boon, power, skill, and satvic deed into god-shattering supremacy, veiled from devas until his chosen hour. From Ganga's celestial milk forging Sovereign Constitution to Surya's pained paternal gaze, baby Karna crit-scales infant steps into earth-cracking titan strides within his sutaputra hearth. Village mockers shatter before arrow-forged toddlers; Dronacharya's doors yield to Parashurama's secret Vijaya bow. Draupadi's swayamvara bows to solar charm; alliances bloom—Duryodhana as unbreakable mitra, Krishna as cryptic flute-guide—while canon curses dissolve in dharma crits.

‎When Violet awakens in a new world, he finds himself reborn into a body with no talent, no future, and no place among those blessed by the stars. In a world governed by power, insight, and inherited ability, he is deemed ordinary—forgettable. ‎ ‎But on a FAITHFUL night, Violet dreams. ‎In that dream, he becomes lucid. ‎Within the shifting darkness of sleep, he wields powers that should not coexist—light and darkness, harmonised by instinct rather than law. When he wakes, the dream should have faded. ‎ ‎It doesn’t. ‎ ‎Cornered by death, Violet awakens the same power in reality—proving that what he touched in his dream was never an illusion. It was a fragment of something deeper… something bound to his soul. ‎By day, Violet lives, not bothered about his abnormality in a world that would fear it, he does as he pleases. ‎By night, he returns to the lucid dream—training, experimenting, and uncovering truths that the waking world has never known. ‎ ‎As bonds form, emotions deepen, and fate tightens its grip, Violet is forced to confront a terrifying realization: ‎ ‎Some blessings are not gifts. ‎ ‎They are exceptions. ‎ ‎And the more he pushes against the limits of light and darkness, the closer he comes to becoming something the world was never meant to witness. ‎ ‎This is not the story of a chosen hero. ‎ ‎This is the story of a reincarnation that refused to remain ordinary. ‎

In a neon-lit metropolis where magic lurks beneath the surface, Kael Veyra is an ordinary man scraping by—until he awakens a mysterious System implanted in his mind. This System grants him overpowered abilities, tracks stats, and tempts him with rewards for breaking every taboo. As Kael navigates a world of deadly cultivators, secret organizations, and supernatural predators, he discovers that power and pleasure are intertwined—and every choice has consequences. Allies, rivals, and forbidden lovers cross his path, and every fight, seduction, or mission pushes him closer to unlocking the System’s true origin—a force older, darker, and more seductive than the city itself. Will Kael rise to become the ultimate force in this urban jungle, or will the temptations of power and desire consume him first?

In a world where fantasy and reality are intertwined, a lonesome writer tries to have a happy ending. This is a story about stories.