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Take Me Away, Dark Lord!

#VillainDad #CuteProtagonist #Ghosts #Misunderstanding #Transmigration #SmartMC Mira realized two things the moment she woke up in the body of a nameless orphan in a fantasy novel: 1. She is a disposable "shrimp" destined to die in the crossfire of the main characters. 2. She is the only person in this world who can see the screaming, terrifying ghosts that haunt every corner of the empire. Tortured by the wails of the dead, Mira finds only one source of silence: Duke Kaelus von Nacht. Known as the "Dark Lord" and the "Emperor's Sword," Kaelus is a man so ruthless and soaked in bloodlust that even the ghosts are terrified to go near him. To the world, he is a monster. But to Mira, he is a walking, talking pair of noise-canceling headphones. Desperate for a good night's sleep, Mira clings to him, acting like a naive, affectionate child to secure her place by his side. She succeeds, but she miscalculated. Kaelus didn't adopt her out of kindness. He needed a disposable child to act as 'live bait' for the assassins targeting him. Now named Seraphina, she must navigate a deadly game of survival. She thinks she is using him as a ghost shield. He thinks she is a fearless prodigy who loves him. As Seraphina munches on poison berries and naps through ambushes to avoid seeing spirits, the cold-blooded Duke starts to ask the wrong questions. "Why does she only sleep when I am holding her?" "Why does she stare into space with such disdain?" "Is it possible... that I am a good father?" Spoiler: He is not. But he’s about to destroy an entire kingdom because someone woke her up. --- ### Excerpt "Your Highness, the Archduke," the aide whispered, trembling hard to cover his laughter from bursting out. "The child... she is clinging to your leg again." Kaelus looked down. The tiny creature known as Seraphina was attached to his calf like a barnacle, drooling on his pristine military trousers. "She is fearless," Kaelus murmured, misinterpreting her desperate need for his ghost-repelling aura as familial affection. "The assassins are approaching, yet she seeks comfort only in the eye of the storm. She is the perfect bait." Seraphina, currently trying to avoid eye contact with a headless ghost hovering three feet away, squeezed her eyes shut. 'Just don't move. If I let go, the headless guy will ask me where his nose is again.' "Sir," the aide hesitated. "She's... eating your cloak." "Let her eat," Kaelus commanded, drawing his sword. "Whatever she wants, she gets. Except for freedom."
CoffeePrincess · 975.2k Views

Chasing the Eunuch

Who says a eunuch can’t fall in love? In the noble courts of Valemont, everyone seems to agree that he cannot. Theodore von Virchow is the duke’s second son. A decorated war hero. A man of quiet authority whose cold composure makes even seasoned nobles uneasy. And he is devastatingly handsome. Tall, broad-shouldered, and sinfully good-looking, Theodore looks like a man carved by the gods themselves. Many whisper that such beauty is a cruel waste on a eunuch. With a single declaration, Theodore placed himself beyond the expectations of marriage, heirs, and romantic pursuits. Society accepted it without question. The court pitied him. The women stopped pursuing him. And life quietly moved on. Everyone accepted the truth. Everyone… except Everetta Whitmore. For thirteen years, Everetta has loved exactly one man. While society calls her foolish and her parents attempt to marry her off to more suitable lords, she refuses every offer placed before her. Because Everetta Whitmore does not believe love should be so easily abandoned. And if Theodore von Virchow truly is a eunuch? Then she intends to find out exactly what a eunuch ‘can’ do. Everetta begins a relentless pursuit that shocks the entire court. From scandalous masquerade balls to suspiciously convenient accidents in gardens, libraries, and moonlit balconies, she repeatedly throws herself into Theodore’s path with reckless determination. She bumps into him. Provokes him. Tempts him. And every time he tries to escape her, she only chases harder. Until one evening, Theodore finally snaps. “You are chasing a man who cannot give you anything,” he says coldly. “Have you no dignity?” Everetta only smiles. “Dignity?” she says sweetly. “If I cared about dignity, I wouldn’t be in love with you.” But Theodore von Virchow is a man who keeps his distance from the world, guarding himself behind silence and restraint. Least of all does he want the stubborn woman who refuses to leave him alone anywhere near his carefully ordered life. Yet the more Everetta chases him, the more impossible it becomes for him to ignore her. Because chasing a man who insists he cannot love her might ruin her reputation… but Everetta has never been afraid of scandal. … A scandalous historical romance about obsession, forbidden desire, and the relentless woman determined to prove that even a eunuch cannot escape love forever.
Maestrofunzi_07 · 48.3k Views

SICNECAL BIN

SICNECAL BIN IS A WORLD CREATED BY LWC AKA LEGEND WHO CREATED EVERYTHING.IN THIS WORLD A YEAR IS 100 MONTHS.1 MONTH IS 100 DAYS. 1 WEEK IS 10 DAYS. 1 DAY IS 100 HOURS. 1 HOUR IS 100 MINUTES. 1 MINUTE IS 100 SECONDS. PEOPLE USE A ENERGY NAME URJA TO DO EVERYTHING.IT HAS 25 PRIMARY TYPES.WHICH ARE THERMAL,LIQUID,ECO-SYSTEM,INTHERMAL,DRAGON,ELECTRO-MAGNETICS,DEVIL,SPIRIT,DARK,DIVINE,EARTH,STONE,SOLID,TOXIC AND UNDEAD.BY COMBINE THEM IT CAN BE SECONDARY TYPE. BY COMBINE THEM IT WILL BE TRINITY TYPES. SO,THERE IS INFINITE TYPES BY COMBINE ONE WITH ANOTHER. THEIR IS A UNIQUE NUMBERING SYSTEM. THOURO( INFINITE -1+1),LOURO([INFINITE -1=1] x 2),L([INFINITE -1+1]x3),SICNECAL([INFINITE -1+1]x4) AND WC([INFINITE -1+1]x5). IT IS A WORLD AND A WORLD IS MADE OF 1 SICNECAL L VERSE. A L VERSE IS MADE OF 1 SICNECAL WC VERSE. A WC VERSE IS MADE OF 1 SICNECAL SUPRI VERSE. A SUPRI VERSE IS MADE OF 1 SICNECAL LEGA VERSE. A LEGA VERSE IS ADE OF 1 SICNECAL LETA VERSE. A LETA VERSE IS MADE OF 1 WC(NUMBER) VERSE. A VERSE IS MADE OF 1 WC INFINTY. A INFINITY IS MADE OF 1 WC OMNIVERSE. IT IS EXPANDABLE AND EXPANDING ALL THE SECONDS BY 0.0005% LAM IS IT'S MAIN PROTAGONIST.HIS FULL NAME IS KHANDAKER G.O.D L TECH DINO LION.HE IS G.O.D OF TECH. HE IS A ANIMN. HE IS A WRATHFULL,CREATIVE,IMAGINATIVE,OVERTHNKER,MULTI-TASKER,HARD-WORKER,PLANNER,PSYCOLOGIST AND LISTEN ONLY TO HIM. ASADULLAH IS LAM'S ELDER BROTHER AND 2ND PROTAGONIST. HIS FULL NAME IS KHANDAKER G.O.D L WAR ASADULLAH DINO LION. HE IS G.O.D OF WAR AND FIGHT. HE IS WRATHFULL,STRETEGIC,WELL BRAVED FIGHTER. HE IS ALSO A ANIMAN. DRAZ IS ANOTHER PROTAGONIST AND ELDER AMONG HIS 5 BROTHERS. HIS FULL NAME IS KHANDAKER G.O.D L URJA DRAZ DINO LION. HE IS G.O.D OF URJA. HE IS A YOUTUBER. HE IS JOYFULL,OVERCONFIDENT,IMMATURE,PLAYBOY AND SLOTHIC. KRODH IS OLDER THAN REST OF 3. HIS FULL NAME IS KHANDAKER G.O.D L DHONGSHO KRODH DINO LION. HE IS G.O.D OF DESTRUCTION. HE IS FULL OF WRATH. HE IS CALM AT BATTLE,STRETIES. HE IS ALSO MERCINESS IN BATTLE. HE FOLLOWS UMAR IBN AL KHATTAB THE 2ND CALIPH OF ISLAM. 3RD SON IS BAYU AKA KHANDAKER G.O.D L VAYU BAYU DINO LION. HE IS G.O.D OF AIR AND WIND. HE IS FRIENDLY,CALM,LOVING,LIGHT-HEARTED AND GOODEST AMONG ALL 5. HE TAKES CARE OF NATURE SO MUCH. IT MIGHT FEELS COMPLEX AT START BUT TOO GOOD TILL END. IT WON'T BE A SHORTER STORY. IT WILL BE INTERESTING WHEN IT GETS LONGER. SEE HOW I WRITE AND READ THE WORLD - LWC.
LAMWORLDCONQUER · 53.4k Views

Creating A Succubus Army In A Fantasy World!

[Warning: Sexual content, lemons, comedy, MILFs, monster girls, face-slapping, and a shameless protagonist!] ..... Creed Walden was a man of culture. Refined. Sophisticated. A true enjoyer of the finer things in life. Which was exactly why he ended up getting shot in the nuts. Who knew that messing with a gangster’s woman would lead to such unfortunate circumstances? One moment, he was enjoying the peak of pleasure, the next—BANG! Eternal darkness. But instead of fading into nothingness, he woke up… in a completely different world. A world he knew. It was the setting of a novel he had read ten years ago—a brutal, unforgiving wasteland where monstrous creatures roamed, and humanity teetered on the brink of extinction. The Apocalypse had begun. Here, humans awakened incredible talents to survive. Some became swordmasters, capable of cutting mountains in half. Others became mages, wielding fire and lightning at their fingertips. The strong ruled, the weak perished, and only those with true power could thrive. And Creed? He awakened… a summoning ability. Not bad, right? He could call forth mighty beasts, legendary heroes, or divine warriors to fight for him! At least, that’s what he thought. Until his first summon appeared. A gorgeous, sultry woman with horns, bat-like wings, and a very inappropriate outfit. A Succubus. It didn’t take long for Creed to realize the shocking truth—his summoning ability could only summon Succubi! The apocalypse was raging. Civilization was collapsing. People were awakening godlike powers to fight for survival. And here he was. Surrounded by beautiful, seductive demons who thrived on… other kinds of energy. Creed leaned back with a grin, his eyes gleaming with a mix of amusement and wicked excitement. “...Well, I suppose there are worse fates.”
DungeonHunter · 1.4m Views

They told you to film a web drama, and you filmed Honkai: Star Rail?

They told you to film a web drama, and you filmed Honkai: Star Rail? [This book is also known as: Honkai Won’t Stop Chasing Me] [System] + [No harem] + [Moderate use of internet slang] + [miHoYo Universe] Su Chen transmigrated to a parallel world with an extraordinarily developed film and television industry. By chance, he awakened an online drama production system: as long as the web series he created became a hit, he would receive various rewards. Immediately, he had the idea of adapting Honkai: Star Rail into a live-action series. But… who should he cast? Just then, a girl named Firefly appeared before Su Chen. How could she look so similar? She was practically a beauty who stepped right out of the 2D world! Not just her—there was also March 7th, Kafka, Silver Wolf, Bronya… Firefly: "You promised—you’d treat me to one Oak Cake Roll every day from now on." Space travel, interstellar adventures, the curtain of hegemony… The Herta Space Station, the onslaught of the Doomsday Beast, the climactic boss battle against Cocolia, Mikhail’s Treasure, the embers of Glamoth… Moviegoers worldwide went wild! "This is hype! Is this the Wildfire? Since when could boss battles be filmed like this?!" "How dare you hurt Miss Firefly! Screenwriter, you deserve to die a thousand deaths!" "To ‘trailblaze’ means to advance further down paths no one has walked before!" --- Read advance chapters on patreon.com/Ferasam
Ferasam · 1.5m Views

Honkai Star Rail: Who Says You Can't Level Up While Lying Down!

Zeig unexpectedly traversed to the Honkai: Star Rail world, and right at the start, he was implanted with a Stellaron by Kafka. "Congratulations to the host for awakening the Slacking System. Slacking makes you stronger!" "There's such a good thing?" Zeig lay down on the spot, leaving Kafka and Silver Wolf dumbfounded. After slacking ended... "Congratulations to the host for obtaining Aeon Emanator-level strength, as well as the true legacy ultimate technique of the Phoenix Immortal!" "No way, it really gives it?!" That day, outside Herta Space Station, a sword tip that obscured the galaxy appeared, slowly descending toward the Doomsday Beast. March 7th stared in astonishment: "Oh my god, what is that?" Welt adjusted his glasses: "It's actually the Taixu Sword God. Who on earth is the one drawing the sword?" Asta's pupils shrank sharply: "How much money would it take for him to stay at the space station? I'll pay double, no problem!" Herta: "Heh, in this laboratory today, once you come, you won't be able to leave. It's not up to you!" Only Zeig remained calm as still water. "Everyone, small scene, no biggie." "By the way." Zeig turned his head, "Did you capture my handsome heroic figure just now? Remember to photoshop it more." Everyone: "......" In order to protect his companions well under the threat of the Aeon of Destruction, Zeig entered ultimate slacking mode. "What's the point of Trailblazing? I haven't finished my happy water yet." "For the inn, I want the most expensive and highest-grade one." "March, where are your snacks? No way, it's only been a few days and I've eaten them all? So little, go buy more." March 7th gritted her teeth and said to everyone on the train: "How about we kick him off the train?" —— 70 Advance Chapter on Patreon/Ferasam
Ferasam · 675.5k Views

Genshin Impact: Spoiling the Future

[Making Up for Regrets + Lighthearted Tone + Fontaine Arc Start for Protagonist + Mondstadt Arc Start for Novel, Because Following the Main Story Until Fontaine Would Take Too Long, I Can’t Wait] [Spoiling the Future to Genshin Characters, Not Just the Main Story] Mondstadt Barbara: "The Anemo Archon is a drunkard? In that case..." Rosaria silently watches as Barbara runs off. Before long, Barbara returns, holding a bottle of wine. "Lord Barbatos, I offer this fine wine to you." A gust of wind swirls and carries the wine away. "Wait! Barbatos!" Rosaria suddenly realizes wasn’t that bottle her private stash? —————— Liyue "The Geo Archon was actually assassinated? How is that possible!?" Keqing can’t believe what’s written in the book. "Oho, Consultant, you really know a lot, huh?" Hu Tao practically wants to press the book against Zhongli’s face. "Director... I can’t see like this..." —————— Inazuma "The ability to foresee the future? Isn’t this a denial of eternity? I should show this to Ei." Yae Miko smiles mischievously. "An enemy of eternity must be eliminated!" Raiden Ei’s voice is icy. "Why does it cut off here!?" The story stops just as the protagonist is pulled into the Plane of Euthymia by the Raiden Shogun. Yae Miko nods in satisfaction. —————— Sumeru The Sumeru Fantastic Four gather together though there are only three of them, since Alhaitham didn’t show up. But in the end, they manage to make it four after all, as Collei arrives. "The Akademiya..." Now it’s the General Mahamatra Cyno’s turn! —————— Fontaine Navia learns the truth about her father’s incident in advance and reconciles with Clorinde. Furina finally finds someone she can confide in and relaxes for once. ---- Read advance chapters on patreon.com/Ferasam
Ferasam · 3m Views