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The Unluckiest Isekai: I'll Survive by Befriending Weirdos

It’s always the same story. A guy gets isekai’d, gains absurdly overpowered abilities, gathers a harem, and becomes the chosen hero destined to save the world. Unfortunately, Darcy got none of that. Transported to the planet Reya by his childhood pet buffalo, he finds himself in a world ruled by magic, spiritual power, monsters, and seven emperors powerful enough to shake entire continents. Yet in a world where spiritual power determines everything, Darcy possesses absolutely none. No blessing. No cheat ability. No hidden talent. To make matters worse, the people of Reya seem to find his appearance strangely unpleasant for reasons he himself doesn’t understand. All Darcy wants is a peaceful life. But fate seems determined to drag him into trouble. Beneath the surface of Reya lies a forgotten past hidden from the general public for over 10,000 years. Across the territories of the seven emperors stand seven ancient inverted tombs connected to a lost civilization erased from history itself. Why were the tombs created? Whose tombs are they? Are they connected to seven different beings… or a single existence? What truly happened 10,000 years ago? The tombs are protected by deadly barriers capable of killing almost anyone who enters. Even the emperors themselves cannot remain inside for long. For 10,000 years, nobody has entered the tombs. Until Darcy arrives. Because he is not from Reya and possesses no spiritual energy from that world, Darcy becomes the first person in 10,000 years capable of entering the tombs, triggering the greatest emergency the planet has faced in millennia. Alongside a strange group of companions—including a carrot-eating vegetarian vampire with an unbearable personality—Darcy finds himself pulled deeper into ancient conspiracies, forgotten technology far beyond modern understanding, and secrets capable of shaking the very foundation of Reya itself.
Seasonal_Flood · 36.4k Views

TIME, TARZAN AND TERRIBLE IDEAS.

Time, Tarzan, & Terrible Ideas is a sci-fi comedy action-adventure mystery thriller that begins with a terrible... but groundbreaking... mistake. Dr. Milo Finch, a brilliant, anxious young scientist with more intelligence than common sense, successfully invents a time machine. During what is supposed to be a short, observational test run, Milo is violently thrown into the distant past and crash-lands in the heart of an untouched jungle. There, Milo makes an impossible discovery: he has landed in the era... and the world... of Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle. Far from a myth, Tarzan is intelligent, perceptive, and deeply connected to the natural world. Milo’s arrival immediately disrupts the balance of the jungle. His futuristic technology destabilizes time itself, attracting armed hunters and anachronistic forces that should not exist in this era. As Milo struggles to reconcile scientific logic with the terrifying reality that he may have broken history, Tarzan recognizes the danger Milo represents... and the necessity of his survival. The unlikely duo forms an uneasy alliance: Milo brings chaotic future knowledge, comic book references, and reckless innovation; Tarzan brings unmatched physical skill, strategic instincts, and the jungle itself as a weapon. Together, they uncover a growing mystery: someone else has learned to exploit time travel, using the past as a battlefield and resource. What begins as a survival story quickly escalates into a hidden time war, with Tarzan’s jungle as ground zero. As paradoxes multiply and reality begins to fracture, Milo must find a way to repair time before it corrects itself violently... by erasing everything in its path. Blending sharp comedy, high-energy action, and escalating thriller elements, Time, Tarzan, & Terrible Ideas reimagines a classic legend through the lens of modern sci-fi, exploring destiny, responsibility, and the consequences of asking “what if” one time too many.
Ivan_Maximus_Edwin_3514 · 85.7k Views

Umamusume: It All Started When I Got Sent Flying Ten Meter

Years later, when he would finally hold the “Lifetime Achievement Award” in his hands, Makoto would recall one very specific afternoon—the afternoon he was sent flying ten whole meters… By Kitasan Black. At the time, he had only recently gotten his Central Trainer’s license. Unfortunately, his lack of experience was obvious, and many Umamusume turned him down without a second thought. And so, after being rejected yet again, maybe his mind wandered a bit too much. While waiting to cross at a red light, he spotted a child nearly step into oncoming traffic. His body moved before his brain could catch up. The kid was fine. He was not. Because he got hit. Not by a car, but by an Umamusume. She had black hair, red eyes, and a matching black tail. And she slammed into him at full sprint. Thanks to years of quiet self-training—secretly guided by memories from a past life—he managed to twist midair and land without too much damage. Still, getting launched like that wasn’t exactly part of his daily routine. The Umamusume, on the other hand, was completely panicking. “I-I’m so sorry! Are you hurt?! A-are you okay?!” “I-I'm Kitasan Black! A first-year at Tracen Academy! Pleased to meet you—wait, no, that’s not what I should say right now!” “I—I mean—I’ll take responsibility! I’ll take full responsibility for this!!” That’s how it all began. The girl’s name was Kitasan Black. And this was the start of everything. = = = = Note: Some character backgrounds and settings have been reworked for narrative purposes. This version expands the Umamusume world while staying faithful to the spirit of the original. Non-Umamusume fan can read it as a mix of sports drama and school life.
Blackraptor · 684.1k Views

BTTH : Treasure Exchange System

This is a work of fan fiction. All rights belong to its original author. Title: Battle Through the Heavens: Treasure System Author: Stir-fried Green Peppers with Eggs Reborn in the World of Battle Through the Heavens with a Broken System! After binge-reading Douluo Dalu fanfictions all night, Xiao Se, an ordinary Earth guy, dies in front of his computer... Only to wake up in the fiery world of Battle Through the Heavens (BTTH) — with a weird Treasure Exchange System! [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a seasoning jar for the Heaven Controlling Vial!] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a stick for a magic sword!] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a doll for a mystical kitten!] But something’s seriously wrong with this world... Xiao Yan’s Flame Mantra became a porn book! His Heavenly Flame vanished! And his wife? Gone! Tang San’s mighty Eight Spider Lances turned into chicken claws?! His Divine Crossbow became a slingshot, and his soul bone… turned into pork ribs! Han Li’s Heaven Controlling Vial is now… a condiment bottle?! Dai Mubai’s White Tiger Spirit mutated into an Evil Fire Monkey! Now, with chaos across worlds and heroines from every universe crossing his path, Xiao Se must use his Treasure Exchange System to dominate fate, collect artifacts… and maybe hearts. Can this sarcastic transmigrator turn junk into divine treasures and build a harem of goddesses from different realms? Worlds collide, treasures evolve, and beauties gather! Read 425+ Chapters and exclusive Patreon-only content here: patreon.com/RinBlaze – Join for just $20/month and unlock early access!
RinBlaze · 2.2m Views

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Chapters and Release: Release days: Everyday Release time: 3pm UTC Status: Unedited. (Will edit after main story conclusion. Specifically from the start.) *** Synopsis: A fifteen-year-old schoolgirl happens to find herself approached by a strange woman after a rough day—who happens to know her plans on running away. Astonished, she tried to interrogate, but ended up getting dragged into another universe and another world. There, she finds out that experiments are being ran on fourteen other candidates set aside for her. Being the last candidate, she is told that she might be the first one to face demise. But she is determined to find out what is up with this co-operation is. After some time, she finds out that this whole world and setting is similar to that of a book she read during her younger days. And the protagonist happened to be her own cousin. *** (Prologue) Listen... No one is judging no one here. And so am I. The world has been cruel these days. Being modern means being rude to people on the street who are below your rank—That is what they believe. I find this all frustrating, why move with a state of mind that could as well kill you someday. You don't know if this person is a lawyer, a far relative, a doctor, a politician. But you already get the gist, don't you? And like any other teenagers my age, I really want to run away from all this. It's not like I am an orphan or from a poor household. I am from a family which is a standard class in economical terms in this world. And yet, I want to run away. Haha! Anyways. I did succeed. I wonder at what cost? I am away from all that hostility of course... But now I am in another world. Not reincarnated. Not transmigrated to another body. I am with my own soul in my original body, but in another world. This world... is weird. Thinking back, I remember reading a strange book when I was young. This book actually speaks about this world. I am a character there. Funnier thing, I don't know what is up with it either. It appears to me that the writer decided they want to see the 'live-action' version of it. So now... I am the actor playing my ownself.
WaterMask · 233.4k Views