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Title : The Last Four Readers ​[Status: System Glitch Detected] ​In a world of mass-produced Archmages, generic Chosen Ones, and "God-Tier" protagonists who all follow the same boring script, only one man sees the strings. ​Meet Kai. He isn't a Hero. He isn't a Villain. He’s Guard #6. ​Equipped with a sentient mop and a steady supply of Goth Rock Scones, Kai lives in the "Hub"—the literal source code of reality. While the "Legendary Heroes" are out fighting for harem members and power levels, Kai is busy: ​Scrubbing away 1-star reviews that manifest as literal monsters. ​Dodging the Final Proofreader, a cosmic entity obsessed with "fixing" the plot. ​Trying to figure out why the sky just turned #FFFF00 (Banana Yellow). ​But when a massive glitch threatens to delete the entire universe, the "Heroes" are useless. The only thing standing between reality and the [DELETE] key is a man who knows exactly how to mop a floor... and how to break the Fourth Wall. ​"The world is a rough draft. I’m just here to clean up the typos."

Have you ever imagined traveling to the world of Teyvat, drinking with Venti, admiring the beauty of Liyue with Zhongli, sharing desserts with Ying, and laughing and crying with your favorite characters? Have you ever dreamed of using modern technology to reach the pinnacle of life in Teyvat, becoming a respected figure and initiating a technological revolution in the world of Teyvat? Have you ever imagined farming in the peaceful and free Mondstadt, doing business in the bustling and prosperous Liyue, exploring the perilous Inazuma, picking mushrooms with the little grass god in the dense rainforest of Sumeru, and treating Fou to delicious little cakes in the café of Fontaine? The world of Teyvat is full of so much beauty and regret, hiding countless stories of joy and sorrow, making us laugh, cry, get angry and feel sad even when we are outside the screen. Behind those seemingly beautiful stories lies hidden sorrow. As a Genshin Impact player wielding the Stardew Valley farming system, how can Lu Ming avert those seemingly inevitable tragedies? ...

[MATURE EXPLICIT CONTENT 18+] [SMUTS] [NO NTR] In his previous life, Ethan Cross was the very definition of misfortune. No talent, no money, no romance, and what's worse that he's still a virgin with just a painfully average life drowned in bad luck and escapism through gacha games that never gave him a single SSR. Until then... he died in a stupid way. Reincarnated into a vast fantasy world of swords, magic, monsters, and kingdoms, Ethan awakens as Lucian Luxfall, a young man marked by a mysterious, god-defying system. [SSS Gacha System Activated.] [Unique Restriction Confirmed: Only "Bikini-Type Warriors" can be summoned.] At first, Lucian thinks it's a cruel joke. But when his very first pull summons a legendary SSS-rank warrior, comes a devastatingly beautiful woman clad in nothing but enchanted battle-bikini armor, capable of wiping out monsters that seasoned adventurers fear. Seeing that Lucian realizes one thing that the system is broken. Each gacha pull grants him warriors of unimaginable power: queens, demon generals, saintesses, assassins, dragonkin, and goddesses- all bound to him by the system, all absurdly strong, and all wearing scandalously impractical yet magically enhanced bikinis. In a world where power determines everything, Lucian climbs from a nameless nobody to a walking catastrophe. "Why are all my SSS units like this?!" [Because this is your fate.] With luck that defies logic, a system that grows more absurd with every pull, and a harem of elite warriors who could destroy nations, Lucian Luxfall embarks on an adventure filled with battles, comedy, desire, and escalating madness. This is the story of a man who conquered the world...not with a sword, not with magic...but with gacha luck taken to its absolute limit. --------- NO NTR! NO YURI! AND LARGE HAREM WITH A LOT OF SMUT! MC is not stupid, dense, or anything you find that makes you bored easily. (he was a sigma) Tags: R-18 | Mature | Adult | Smut | Large Harem | Ecchi | Hentai | NSFW | Blowjob |Anal | Sex | Threesome | Foursome | Moresome | Hardcore | Feet | Thicc | Milf | Virgin | Choking | Out doors | Nymph| Bdsm | Fetish | Action | Handsome MC | Overpowered and Smart MC | Comedy | and many more... Discord: https://discord.gg/fD38nPykq7

Dean seems to have it great. An athletic build, a good looking face, and being the heart throb of many girls in his highschool. The last part always caused him more grief than good. He always took it for granted, until one day, he rejected the wrong girl and ended up dying in the spur of the moment. Now he's reincarnated into a magical world with the powerful Harem King System in his hands. Legends say, if you listen carefully, you can still hear him crying about it.

“That’s a good move… but it’s mine now!” Haizaki Shogo, the reckless player with Pillage talent, isn’t just another basketball player — he steals his opponent’s technique and twists it into chaos, wrecking their rhythm and confidence. Once a regular at Teiko, he was ousted and replaced by the legendary Kise Ryota, buried under the greatness of the Generation of Miracles… until now. Back with a vengeance in a world he wasn’t meant to dominate, Shogo trains harder than ever, blending past instincts with new strength and unshakeable ambition. While prodigies like Aomine and Kise rise and shine, Shogo refuses to be left behind, ready to burn the court with cunning, grit, and a style all his own. Different colors, same court, and one unrelenting rule: win, no matter what it take

Blurb: In a world where the strong devour the weak, even the smallest spark can ignite a legend. In a world where strength defines worth, Li Chen is nothing more than a frail, overlooked disciple in the Azure Cloud Sect. Weak meridians, poor constitution, and the ridicule of his peers mark him as a lost cause. But when a mysterious system—the Evil Monarch System—awakens within him, everything changes. Quests, insights, and hidden paths offer the promise of power, yet nothing comes freely. Every skill must be earned, every step fought for, and every rival overcome. As he navigates the rigid hierarchy of his sect, confronts cunning enemies, and discovers the depths of his potential, Li Chen must decide: Will he remain a pawn in a world ruled by strength, or will he rise to become a legend? Calculated. Relentless. Unstoppable. This is the journey of a disciple who refuses to stay weak.

They were never lovers. Never promised each other anything beyond the shared responsibility of raising the most powerful, chaotic child the realms had ever seen. Lara, the infamous ex-commander with fire in her veins and mischief in her smile, walked away from war, titles, and politics—only to find herself tangled in a life she never expected. A life where she’s not the hero, not the villain, just the co-parent to a half-demon, half-Celestial whirlwind named Aliyah… and tethered, every single day, to the woman who both grounds her and keeps her at a distance. Sarisa, heir to the Celestial throne, is everything Lara is not—elegant, disciplined, devoted to duty. Once playful and soft, Sarisa has reshaped herself into something unshakable, a future queen too burdened to risk vulnerability. Especially when the court whispers that her daughter is an abomination. Especially when her mother has chosen a future and a spouse that doesn’t include Lara. They said they could raise Aliyah together. That it would be simple. No feelings. No future. Just two women bound by responsibility. But Aliyah is growing. Watching. Asking questions no child should ask with such clarity. And Lara is running out of ways to lie to herself. Because somewhere between sword lessons and bedtime stories, between stolen glances and unsaid words, Lara might have done the one thing she swore she wouldn’t. She might have fallen in love with the woman who was never meant to be hers. And Sarisa? She might already be breaking under the weight of pretending she doesn’t feel the same.

Behind the calm smile lies a heart riddled with scars. Beneath the weight of fate burns an unyielding gaze. A body trapped in the abyss of despair—if it reaches out, can it grasp the light called hope? A soul locked upon the rack of destiny—if it prays sincerely, can it embrace the future called redemption?

In a rain-soaked Amegakure, a quiet pariah named Zaraki Kita navigates life at the fringes of shinobi society. When she crosses paths with Konan, the angelic and enigmatic Akatsuki, sparks fly in unexpected ways. Amid rooftop barbecues, playful teasing, and the chaos of a rogue organization gone bizarrely domestic, a tender romance blossoms—against a backdrop of prejudice, war, and societal expectations. As north meets south, feelings stir in the quiet corners of a world that doesn’t understand them, and even the infamous Akatsuki can’t stay serious for long. Note: Whitewash Akatsuki! All characters are OOC. Blackened Hinata, Blackened Neji, Blackened Naruto, Blackened Sasuke, Blackened Konoha—all of them subverted to the extreme!

“In the Jianghu, power is the only currency. In the Boardroom, efficiency is the only law. I will own both.” Zhang Wei was a titan of modern industry—a ruthless HR Executive who lived for "Process Optimization" and "Strategic Downsizing." But when a fatal betrayal ends his corporate career, he wakes up in the body of Lin Xinyue, the underestimated third daughter of a crumbling noble house in a world of ancient martial arts. The "Company" she has inherited is bankrupt. Her Uncle has already brokered a "Hostile Takeover" of her life, selling her off to the brutal Iron-Clad Sect to settle his own debts. To the world, she is a fragile asset to be traded. To the man inside her, she is a Turnaround Specialist with a lethal agenda. Using his Professional Memory, Xinyue begins a radical "Restructuring" of the martial world: * The Loophole: She applies modern efficiency to ancient manuals, turning months of grueling cultivation into mere hours of "Systematic Sprints." * The Venture Capital: She disrupts the local economy with "Earth-born" innovations, generating the spirit stones needed to fund a private army. * The Talent Acquisition: She ignores the arrogant "prodigies," instead recruiting the outcasts and the "disposable" laborers that the great sects have discarded. But as she founds The Red Silk Tribunal, she realizes that the "Competitive Landscape" is far bloodier than any boardroom. When a mercenary strike targets her new "hires," the cold executive becomes a Vengeful Sovereign. Entering the Continental Seed Competition, Xinyue must navigate a high-stakes "Group Stage" where the only rules are Surrender or Death. With her obsessed "Enforcer" Feng at her side, she seeks the ultimate Five-Year Protection Decree from the Jade Emperor—a "Non-Compete Clause" written in blood. As her male soul clashes with her newfound feminine power, Xinyue faces a choice: Will she play by the rules of the Jianghu, or will she liquidate every sect that stands in her way? ------------------------------ What to Expect: * Systematic Cultivation: No "magic" cheats—only the cold, logical application of modern organizational behavior to ancient power. * Identity Dissonance: A high-level executive soul navigating the physical and social limitations of a noblewoman. * Calculated Brutality: In the Red Silk Tribunal, a "Performance Review" is a death sentence.

A mysterious Sky Screen suddenly descends upon the Douluo Continent. It randomly selects individuals and sends them into the Perfect World, while broadcasting their survival journey live to the entire continent! As long as someone manages to survive there for one full year, they can bring back everything they obtained and may even gain the chance to prove the Dao and ascend to godhood. At first, the people of Douluo were brimming with confidence. They believed they could easily sweep through the Perfect World, seize its treasures, and claim endless opportunities. Until… Huyan Zhen was slapped into a pile of flesh by a descendant of the Black Emperor. The “theoretical master” Yu Xiaogang tried to study a pig, only to be rammed and sent flying three thousand li, becoming the laughingstock of the entire continent. Only then did everyone finally realize the true terror of the Perfect World. … Countless epochs ago, Jiang Chen transmigrated into the Perfect World. After enduring endless years of cultivation and relying on the assistance of a system, he eventually proved the Dao as an Immortal King and established the supreme Primordial Immortal Court. One day, Jiang Chen suddenly discovered something strange. Inside his Primordial Immortal Court… Some very familiar figures had appeared. The youthful-faced Zhu Zhuqing. The mature and elegant Bibi Dong. And many others… — Daily Updates X3 — For Early Access: [[email protected]/Thebeginning331]

In the wonderful world of Elrus lies the Greatest Civilization to ever exist: the Golden Continent. In the Golden Continent, Culture and history have shaped it into the world's best magic nation. Filled with various races, they work together to survive, no matter the cost, and after years; they've achieved authority over all. In such a peaceful and prosperous time. Will it fall? Will the propaganda get to them? Will they survive the outside world? What secrets and war crimes have been hidden? And will the nation finally fall? Kailus, a Genesis Angel (Golden Continent native), tries to survive with the guilt from his past self. Will he get over his embarrassment and finally find a friend?

Working sun up to sun down at odd jobs, this young priest has a huge heart opened to the world, But can he open up his heart to people who aren't from here? clover is a dude out of college with no where to go. he does odd jobs to keep himself afloat, volunteering at the church and orphanage in his free time. how will he react and survive from encountering beings who are from a different plane.

Due to a political move to force his family into submission, Leone was exiled to the Borderlands. A land where monsters roam, barbarians rule, and disgraced nobles are sent to die. But instead of despairing, the shameless young noble refuses to accept his fate. By sheer coincidence and terrible luck, he found himself falling from the sky, and crashing into the altar of a desperate tribe praying for a Hero. Perhaps the Goddess of the World took pity on him, and allowed him to obtain the ancient grimoire that was hailed as the Kingmaker. Armed with wit, outrageous confidence, and a kingdom-building power that defies logic, Leone begins turning the wilderness into his domain. The Nobles, and the King of Britannia, who sent Leone to exile have no idea that they have made the biggest, and greatest mistake of their lives. Out of all the things they did, they sent the future Hero King to the perfect place where he can build a kingdom of his own... A kingdom that will take the world by storm! -------- Join me in Discord!: https://discord.gg/UesrNGmKWz

Sim was a corporate drone with a terrible salary and zero prospects — until a zombie sank its teeth into him on the worst night in Raccoon City's history. He expected to become a mindless, shambling corpse. Instead, he woke up with glowing red eyes, a six-pack that survived death, and a holographic gacha interface offering him Biomass Points, Horror Points, and Style Points. Now, while S.T.A.R.S. operatives fight for survival, rookie cops stumble through their first shift, and corporate bioweapons hunt anything that moves — Sim is busy farming rare drops off elite mutants, terrifying the protagonists for combo bonuses, and refusing to leave because the local cast is simply too entertaining. Jill Valentine thinks he's a monster. Leon Kennedy thinks he's a nightmare. The System thinks he's a fashion icon. They're all correct. "Deny the isekai. Conquer the apocalypse. Look incredible doing it."

A romantic-comedy action saga of eternal love, endless reincarnation, and two immortals who refuse to give up. For thousands of years, a woman named Elara has been trapped in a cruel celestial curse: Every time she dies, she is reborn— in a new body, a new life, a new era… but never free. Across 47 reincarnations, two immortal beings have chased her through history: Aldren The sharp-tongued, dramatic Vampire Lord, master of blood arts, world-class overthinker, and hopeless romantic who burns kitchens when trying to impress her. Li Wusheng The stoic, ancient Chinese Immortal, cultivator of the Heavenly Dao, socially awkward around modern humans, and eternally calm—except when Aldren exists. They are rivals. They are enemies. They are in love with the same woman. And they have been fighting for her for millennia. Elara’s 47 Lives Princess. Pirate queen. Imperial medic. Vampire bride. Every lifetime reveals a new side of her… and another tragic end. Haunted by dreams she can’t understand, Elara slowly regains her memories— and along with them, the emotional weight of every love, loss, and death she once endured. Her two immortals do everything to win her heart: Competing in martial duels Destroying cities by accident Fighting sky demons at 3AM Arguing in parking lots Attempting romantic gestures that go terribly wrong All while Elara tries to survive her newest reincarnation. The Truth of the Curse Elara is not cursed because of love. She is cursed because she is the Eternal Core— the reincarnation engine that sustains the realms. If she stops reincarnating… existence collapses. A celestial deity seeks to reclaim her power. Aldren and Li are forced into an uneasy alliance to protect her. For the first time in history, the three stand together. The Final Battle and a New Beginning When the deity attacks Earth, Elara unleashes memories of all her past selves. She saves the realms— but her soul shatters once more. Reincarnation #48 begins somewhere in the modern world. Aldren and Li swear to find her again. Their rivalry reignites instantly: “I’ll find her first!” “Your senses are inferior.” “You outdated bamboo-stick monk—!” “You overdramatic bat—!” And somewhere in the city, a teenage girl looks up at the sky, unknowingly waiting for chaos to enter her life again. Thus continues the eternal chase: A comedy of immortals, a romance spanning ages, and a destiny that refuses to end.

Mandrax Randoff, a fourteen year old Furrha with the typical life of a normal loser, seems to have gotten himself in between a Millenia war between the Demons and Beasts. He up to a point never even believed the gods existed, that is until, a primordial god took a liking to him. And the god wasn't the only one thinking about making Max's life a little more chaotic by pinning him with many expectations. Join Max's Journey as he tries to gain enough strength to survive in the beastverse, all in the while making friends and enemies.....very powerful enemies, along the way. A universe way passed advanced, filled with all kinds of monsters, demons, and elves that have a bone to pick with each other.

After a traumatic childhood, Asta finally managed to regain some sense of normalcy in his life. Unfortunately, life itself had other plans for him. On one truly unfortunate day, Asta was kidnapped by an otherworldly cabal and tortured for six months. By the time he came to his senses, he found that he was no longer a man or even human, for that matter. Now a newly minted dragonoid but still under the control of her kidnappers, Asta must balance living a normal life and enacting revenge upon all those who slighted her. Time and time again, destiny has shackled Asta’s dreams and aspirations, but no longer. A grand evil lurks in the shadows, endangering every world it comes across, and Asta, now Scarlett Nova, must face it or die trying. All things considered, it’s not the worst thing ever. At least she’s got a whole lot of power and her best friend by her side. Author’s Note: This story is Girls Love (WLW). Asta’s personality may feel out of place at times, but I have a special reason for that that I will reveal around 500 or so chapters in the future. Hold your questions for now. As for the first arc where Asta enters the academy as a slave, I understand if many people may have their reservations. Don’t worry, however, as Asta’s slave status is only temporary (until Chapter 40). Thanks for reading! The story chapters are currently being edited by @Xiao Discord: https://discord.gg/jkM2yT79dT

Drivers Ed but its dragons lol.

Elowen, a messenger from the heavens, was given a simple mission: heal a broken soul. Her target—Ren—was quiet, kind… and carrying a loneliness deeper than most mortals could bear. But angels are bound by absolute laws. No attachments. No love. No revealing the truth. Because the moment an angel crosses that line… they fall. What begins as a mission slowly turns into something far more dangerous. And as Ren begins to smile again, Elowen realizes the truth too late— She was never prepared to save him. She was the one destined to break.