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He was straight. Even after dying and waking up as the protagonist in his sister’s BL web novel. He was straight. Even with all the male leads practically throwing themselves at his feet. He was straight. Even when his heart inexplicably skipped a beat during romantic moments with one of them. He was straight. Even now... when he could somehow get pregnant. He was straight. There was no denying it. HE. WAS. STRAIGHT! "So, can someone please help me get out of this goddamn novel already?!" [Warning: 18+ content and there will be some themes of non-consent, mentions of abuse and suicide.]

Reencarnando entre el tiempo y el espacio El fin no fue el olvido, sino un nuevo despliegue. El Capitán Eduardo, líder de la unidad de élite "Sombras", entrega su vida en una misión suicida para salvar a civiles y a su propio equipo. Tras recibir tres impactos mortales mientras protegía el escape de su unidad, Eduardo no encuentra el descanso eterno, sino un abismo infinito donde el tiempo se detiene a las 03:33. En ese vacío, es testigo de una guerra cósmica entre luces primordiales y una singularidad oscura que amenaza con devorar la existencia misma. Ante el juicio de una entidad indescriptible que trasciende la luz y la sombra, su alma es reclamada y enviada a través de una falla en el tejido de la realidad. Al despertar, el frío acero de su fusil ha sido reemplazado por el calor de una cuna, y sus manos curtidas por la guerra son ahora las de un recién nacido. Eduardo ha reencarnado en un mundo que parece extraído de una leyenda: un lugar de mitos complejos, mujeres de belleza sobrenatural y una energía extraña nunca antes vista en su mundo. Atrapado en un cuerpo frágil pero conservando su mente de estratega militar, el antiguo capitán deberá navegar una sociedad desconocida donde la magia y las jerarquías rigen la vida. ¿Podrá un soldado de élite adaptarse a un mundo de fantasía? ¿Es su reencarnación un error en el sistema o el último recurso del Génesis para detener la oscuridad que vio en el abismo? La guerra ha cambiado de plano, pero el Capitán Eduardo nunca deja una misión sin terminar.

Due to a political move to force his family into submission, Leone was exiled to the Borderlands. A land where monsters roam, barbarians rule, and disgraced nobles are sent to die. But instead of despairing, the shameless young noble refuses to accept his fate. By sheer coincidence and terrible luck, he found himself falling from the sky, and crashing into the altar of a desperate tribe praying for a Hero. Perhaps the Goddess of the World took pity on him, and allowed him to obtain the ancient grimoire that was hailed as the Kingmaker. Armed with wit, outrageous confidence, and a kingdom-building power that defies logic, Leone begins turning the wilderness into his domain. The Nobles, and the King of Britannia, who sent Leone to exile have no idea that they have made the biggest, and greatest mistake of their lives. Out of all the things they did, they sent the future Hero King to the perfect place where he can build a kingdom of his own... A kingdom that will take the world by storm! -------- Join me in Discord!: https://discord.gg/UesrNGmKWz

Synopsis: Seito had lived in a slice-of-life crossover world for seventeen years. During that time, he worked hard, built a stable life, and quietly hoped to settle down someday. Everything changed with the release of the world’s first full-dive virtual reality game. From that moment on, the world began to feel subtly—but unmistakably—wrong. By closely studying the playstyle of the so-called “Lucky Shield Girl,” Seito rapidly climbed the rankings and soon stood at the very top. Maple Honjō: “Seito-kun is amazing~! I love teaming up with Seito-kun the most~!” Shizuka Hiratsuka: “Hey, brat. Come over to my place tonight.” Kaguya Shinomiya: “Unbelievable! Losing to someone like him?! I refuse to accept it!” Yukino Yukinoshita: “Hmph. As if I’d ever like someone like him.” Utaha Kasumigaoka: “As expected of you~ That really was impressive~” As time passed, the line between the virtual world and reality began to blur. When the game finally fused with the real world, Seito—the first player to reach the summit—rose above everyone else and became the first god of this new era. …… This novel is a crossover featuring worlds from Oregairu, Saekano, Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, BOFURI, and more. Update schedule: 1-2 chapter daily. Note: This is a translation of a Chinese fan-fiction. Before reading, please remember to turn off your brain a little and enjoy the story with a positive mindset. If you notice any mistakes in the translation, feel free to point them out in the comments. Your feedback is greatly appreciated! ....... 100 PS(Power stone)= 1 extra chapter 300 PS= 2.... 500 PS= Still unknown(Not going to reach anyway) The extra chapter will be uploaded on every Sunday or if miss it will be on Monday. And thank you for reading! ........ And if you want to read ahead and support me a bit please do check my P*troen:Koko_890. I only have 1 Tier that's also only $3 a month. If you have some extra money or You are very Rich please do help a poor like me.

After waking up, everyone will travel through a wasteland world, and the survivors will face various challenges such as acid rain, extreme cold, extreme heat and mutant creatures. Every corner holds unknown dangers, and the survivors have to adapt to this harsh environment. To withstand natural disasters, the survivors must build their own shelters in this dangerous land, stockpile enough water and resources to survive before the disaster strikes. While others struggle daily to gather rotten scraps and fight over limited supplies, fear and desperation slowly spread through the wasteland. Vikram Parker awakened a plant system. While others are scraping for a little bit of food, Vikram can cultivate crops. While survivors reinforce their shelters with fragile wood and broken metal, he grows living walls of vines and sturdy thornwood. His plants can bear fruits, purify water, and gradually transform barren land into fertile soil. As the regional chat fills with panic before every incoming disaster, Vikram calmly harvests fresh vegetables inside his green sanctuary. Looking at the endless cries for help and warnings of starvation, he can’t help but think. Surviving in the apocalypse isn’t that hard. Goals for the first 300 chapters: - Daily Update 1 Chapter Power Ranking Top 20 = 1 Extra Chapter! Power Ranking Top 5 = 2 Extra Chapters! Power Ranking Top 3 = 3 Extra Chapters! Power Ranking No 1 = 5 Extra Chapters! Every 20 Golden Tickets = 1 Extra Chapters! A Castle = 5 extra chapter! A Spacecraft = 10 extra chapters! A Gachapon = 15 extra chapters! ................................................

In a world where individuals wield the power of Aether, ancient bloodlines carry burdens that have shaped the fate of nations through countless ages—and the curse of the Half-Moon birthmark binds their fates to forces beyond mortal understanding. Dark forces rise in endless waves, their organizations spreading shadow across lands that have known both peace and ruin, drawn to those marked by the ancient sigil.

In a world governed by ancient forces, existence itself is shaped by Embodiments—beings that represent the fundamental truths of reality: wind, water, light,storm...... and cloud. For centuries, these powers have quietly influenced the fate of nations and clans, guiding the balance of the world. Kaito Kaze was born into the prestigious Wind Clan, living a peaceful life surrounded by family, laughter, and dreams. But destiny had already chosen him. Within him lies a power unlike any other. Not only is he the Embodiment of Wind, he is also the vessel of something far greater— The Guardian of Freedom. A force older than kingdoms. A power that refuses to be chained. But freedom has a price. As the world begins to shift and ancient powers awaken, Kaito’s peaceful life begins to crumble. War, betrayal, and loss tear away everything he once held dear. The people he loved most disappear one by one, leaving him alone in a world that fears the very power he carries. Yet the wind does not stop moving. And neither can he. Burdened by grief but driven by purpose, Kaito must rise above despair and walk a path few could endure. A path where gods, embodiments, and monsters clash for control of existence itself. Because freedom is not simply given. It must be fought for. And sometimes… The one who carries freedom must walk alone.

Tom Riddle is back. But this time, he isn't insane. Transmigrating into the body of a youthful Voldemort during Harry Potter's first year, the new Tom Riddle has a System and a plan. Why conquer the world with violence when you can conquer it with grades, charisma, and a horde of brainwashed students? He forces his way into Hogwarts as a Professor. He takes Cassandra Vole as his personal apprentice. He convinces Harry Potter that he is the "Second-in-Command" of the Death Eaters. --- Dumbledore: "Tom, please stop teaching Harry to use a sledgehammer instead of a wand." Voldemort (on Quirrell's head): "Let me out! I am the Dark Lord! Why are you feeding me hamburgers?!" --- A hilarious, overpowered, and chaotic retaking of the Wizarding World.

For fifteen years, Rio dominated the world’s most popular VR game, Evermount. Known across the servers as the Silver War Goddess, she reached Level 243, a height no other female player had ever achieved. Raids, world bosses, hidden dungeons—Rio conquered them all as one of the pillars of the legendary guild Royal Knights. But legends don’t always fall in battle. After years of loyalty, Rio is suddenly betrayed and expelled from her own guild, all because the guild leader’s jealous fiancée couldn’t stand her fame. Stripped of everything she built for over a decade, Rio’s career as the top player ends in humiliation. Drunk, angry, and lost, she wanders home that night—only to be chased down by an annoying fan named Ryota who claims she dropped her wallet. Before she can get rid of him, a devastating earthquake collapses the bridge beneath them, sending both of them plunging into the freezing river below. Just before death claims her, a strange message appears before Rio’s eyes. “Would you like to start over?” When she wakes up, Rio finds herself fifteen years in the past, back in her high school days—one week before Evermount is even released. With all her memories of the future intact, Rio now has the chance to reclaim everything she lost and rise to the top once again. But there’s one problem. The same annoying boy who followed her that night—Ryota—has somehow been dragged back in time with her. Now the former top player must start from level one again… while dealing with a stubborn tag-along who might ruin everything. This time, Rio won’t just play the game. She’ll rewrite its entire history.

In the wake of the Second Big Bang, Earth fused with eight hidden realms to form the 9 Imperial Heavens — a vast vertical cosmos where the weak are crushed and only the strong may ascend. For 100,000 years, the Stairway to Heaven has been the sole path to power, fame, and survival. At age 16, every human awakens their potential and steps onto its infinite jade stairs, facing deadly trials that promise exponential growth… or a swift death. Most climb for themselves. Joshua Kane climbs for his family. Born in the weakest layer — Earth, the Fourth Mortal Realm — Joshua carries a hidden trait that even the Stairway’s ancient spirit, Tian’yu, calls him by a special name: “The Anomaly.” While others follow rigid Qi and Mana paths, Joshua instinctively senses the fractures in every system. His ability, Fracture Sense, lets him bend the rules just enough to survive where others would perish. But this same “glitch” is the reason his high-talent parents never ascended — it tied their entire family to the lowest heaven. Now, on his 16th birthday, Joshua takes the first step. Not for glory. Not for revenge. But with one unbreakable vow: “We climb together… or none of us climb at all.” From blood-soaked trials against Spirit Beasts on the lower steps, to alliances and betrayals in the higher Heavens, to the looming threat of Demon World Portals that tear open every 1,000 years — Joshua will defy expectations, break limitations, and question the very cosmos itself. Because in a universe that fears the unknown, the most dangerous thing of all… is a human who refuses to accept the rules. Weak to strong. Family above all. One glitch that could shatter the Heavens. Welcome to The Anomaly on the Stairway to Heaven.

Other name: I Got A Harem Of Yandere Cosplayers Makoto just wants simple things: decent WiFi for his gacha games, cash for instant noodles, and occasional stress relief. After scraping together his savings for a happy ending at a sketchy massage parlor, he discovered his masseuse was Yuna, his gacha-obsessed little stepsister with an expensive cosplay hobby. Before he could process what was happening, his wallet became her personal piggy bank, and his life spiraled into sexual blackmail and cosplay roleplay sessions while desperately hiding everything from their mom. Things got worse when two more girls joined the chaos. Mika, Yuna's supposedly sweet best friend, revealed herself. Then Ayane, his nerdy classmate who used to just borrow his ecchi anime, launched a hostile takeover of his already messy love life. His bedroom went from a shame cave to a battlefield, as all three girls started fighting over who gets to be "Main Wife." Now Makoto's just a fat, perverted pig-dog surviving on instant noodles while three beautiful, terrifying women control his life. His bank account sits at zero, his dignity left town months ago, and his libido keeps making terrible decisions. Looking at the wreckage, he can't figure out how things got so complicated, or why some sick part of him actually loves every minute of it. [Sexual Content Warning] All characters are 18+ and above (otherwise, how can they have credit cards to spend on gacha lol) and have no blood relationship to others. All the sexual acts mentioned are fully consensual and legal. Gerne: Vanilla, Harem, Cosplay Sex, Roleplay, Consensual NonCon, Soft SM, Dirty Talk, Public... NO NTR. === Please review, comment, add to collection, and give power stones if you enjoy my works - 50 collections: 1 bonus chapter - 50 power stones: 1 bonus chapter - 10 review or 10 comments: 1 bonus chapter

My life was a mess. I mean, it had always been chaotic — that kind of comes with the package when you're Spider-Man — but now it was on another level. First I killed Norman Osborn, crossing a line I swore I would never cross. Then I was left without the girl I love and watched the city I try so hard to protect start looking at me like I was part of the problem. But it was okay, all of that served as a lesson and showed me what I really needed to focus on from now on. Being better. Doing better. Honoring what Uncle Ben always believed I could be. But apparently the universe decided that wasn't enough chaos. Because right after that I got pulled through some crazy portal into another reality and discovered that there are multiple versions of Spider-Man running around. Then I came back home and a few days later two ridiculously strong monsters were practically demolishing Harlem while trying to kill each other. Then Tony Stark — who until yesterday was just a billionaire genius with way too much free time — showed up flying in a suit of armor that looked like it came straight out of a science fiction movie. And, as if that wasn't enough, a bald guy with an eyepatch showed up basically calling me to go to New Mexico to help deal with… gods? Right. Right. Maybe saying my life was a mess was a bit of an understatement. My life was an absolute mess. *This fanfic is a direct continuation of the animated series The Spectacular Spider-Man (2008).* *** Disclaimer: This story and its characters belong to Sony Pictures and Marvel Comics (Disney). This is merely a fanfiction written by a fan, with no intention of infringement.

Horrible Accident? Check Otherworldly Soul Yeeting? Check Taking over some schmuck's body who died around the same time? Check Unable to cultivate because the aforementioned schmuck's constitution is all messed up? Double Check In the world of Valresta where the great and powerful cultivate an energy called aether to get to where they are, Zhen Liu (Thomas Lee) is physically unable to despite having the qualities to do so. But due to a twist of fate, Zhen Liu is given the ability to create kaijin, strange and monstrous warriors to fight in his stead. By using this world's laws combined with his knowledge of Earth, watch as Zhen Liu stands above the so-called aether saints to become the one and only kaijin lord! "What the hell is a train"?! "Something that's about to kick your butt. Get him"! "Yes my lord"! Cover art done by JacKLYart on Twitter My Twitter: https://twitter.com/MajorMizako?t=23kOezglRcDjEUKcmpZQiA&s=09

Have you ever imagined traveling to the world of Teyvat, drinking with Venti, admiring the beauty of Liyue with Zhongli, sharing desserts with Ying, and laughing and crying with your favorite characters? Have you ever dreamed of using modern technology to reach the pinnacle of life in Teyvat, becoming a respected figure and initiating a technological revolution in the world of Teyvat? Have you ever imagined farming in the peaceful and free Mondstadt, doing business in the bustling and prosperous Liyue, exploring the perilous Inazuma, picking mushrooms with the little grass god in the dense rainforest of Sumeru, and treating Fou to delicious little cakes in the café of Fontaine? The world of Teyvat is full of so much beauty and regret, hiding countless stories of joy and sorrow, making us laugh, cry, get angry and feel sad even when we are outside the screen. Behind those seemingly beautiful stories lies hidden sorrow. As a Genshin Impact player wielding the Stardew Valley farming system, how can Lu Ming avert those seemingly inevitable tragedies? ...

Master of Monsters. King of Hearts. The Eternal Lifeline. Dinner! Leon didn't always carry such impressive and questionable titles. Once, he was just an ordinary otaku, until his life ended and he was reincarnated into another world as food for Monster Girls. Not literally food, mind you, but rather an average, magicless human with near-infinite vitality. A never-ending meal for creatures who survive by feeding on the lives of men. Surrounded by a growing harem of vampires, succubi, and other dangerous beauties. Leon still strives to become a hero as his harem grows stronger and needier with every taste. Also all art is by me, planning to get the it commissioned one day, but I'm learning in the meantime.

The sludge hit the fans when the Primordial Earth Protectorate is virtually destroyed during an alien incursion. Now all that stands against the darkness are two retired agents, Big Ham and Himbo. They are retrieved from their timelines by a long obsolete android piloting a purple portaloo, pimped up for travel across time and relative dimensions in space. Can they prevent the apocalypse? Meanwhile, a fudge load of seemingly unrelated chaos and calamity is playing out across the pan cosmos. If you are a fan of absurdist science fantasy, served up with a barbecue platter of Aussie colloquialisms and cliché, paying homage through the parody of tropes and all things nerdy, then perhaps COSMIC FUDGE is your next great and glorious read.

This is written from the mcs (Alex) pov. Alexandra or Alex is a 16 year old teen in highschool year 11 in London. She's mostly a loner and enjoys hobbies like skateboarding, electric guitar and music. She's had a rough childhood, still does. She classifies her life boring until one odd school day where everything changes.. forever..? Slowest of slow burn you can get with Alex and the so called perfect student Hanna who only "hated" Alex to hide her feelings for years. One sided at first. Zombie apocalypse setting. School makes it hard to write more chapters but this book will be continued. First time writing sorry if it's not the best.

Elise von Aurelian, the arrogant, powerful noblewoman, was falsely accused of attempting to kill the prince’s fiancée and executed for a crime she didn’t commit. But death wasn’t the end. She wakes up in the body of Cara, a timid, plain high school girl in the modern world. With memories of her past life and powers long hidden. Elise must navigate school life, survive bullies, and reclaim the thrill of being unstoppable. New world. New rules. Same villainess… just a little more fun.

Victor Black—a crazy teenager who escaped from the lab and shares a chocolate obsession with the symbiote Venom. On the way to Nefermore, we hitched a ride with the Adams family. On his first day of school, Vic, with his shameless spirit, successfully sneaked into the girls' dormitory and began a hilarious cohabitation with the gothic girl Wednesday and the sunny little wolf girl Ini. Although he lost the battle for territory with the two girls and only managed to get a small piece of land near the toilet, Vic said that he would be happy to live in the girls' dormitory, let alone near the toilet. This is the story of a crazy boy who was accidentally raised by his vampire sister from a young age according to "The Succubus Raising Guide: The True Han Dynasty Edition," and who causes trouble in Nefermorr and even the whole world, cough cough, he commands the wind and rain and incidentally falls in love. Vic said he never caused trouble, even though he sold weapons at school, turned a canoe race into a Normandy landing, lifted the Gorgon's hat, and asked the professor who had transformed into a werewolf what it felt like to run naked in public, but he was a good student.

After a fatal crash on the 405, Isaac Burke wakes up in 2004 as an internal medicine fellow at Princeton-Plainsboro, just one day before the events of the House M.D. pilot. He possesses "Transparent World" vision, allowing him to see internal biological processes in real-time, and a "Memory Palace" containing every detail of the eight-season show. To avoid Gregory House’s dangerous curiosity, Isaac must use "Social Deduction" to mask his meta-knowledge as lucky guesses. However, as he alters the timeline to save lives like Amber Volakis, he realizes that being the only person who knows the future makes him the hospital's biggest liability.