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At first, the world was dark and cold. There was no day — only half-light, like before dawn. The people, the First Ones, lived in a twilight world. They hunted by feeling and listened for footsteps instead of seeing shapes...

My name is Allen Walker. I lived a quiet and uneventful life until I got into trouble with the school's ultimate bully, Flash Thomson. It was worth it because I was able to protect my friend Gwen and help out a poor guy named Peter Parker. That's right... my life was turned upside down with my school problems. I somehow ended up tangled with bullies like Flash and his rich friend Harry Osborn, and the three beauties of the school, Gwen Stacy, Felicia Hardy, and Mary Jane. I understood why Gwen was there, as she's my friend, but I couldn't understand why the other two girls were interested in me. My destiny should have been getting beaten up by the school bullies, but luckily, I received unexpected help from a miraculous entity called the "The Absolute Content Creator System". This system mainly operates based on viewers and the popularity I gain by providing great content in my world. But somehow, I'm now live-streaming in the middle of the Superman vs. Doomsday fight... yes, it sounds very dangerous and stupid. No one told me I'd be going to the DC world to livestream?! Darkseid is going to kill me!! My aunt Natasha would scream at me for the stupidity I was committing, and she would be right, I mean, I'm streaming it to my world! But I have to be here, even if it's stupid and dangerous. The reason? I have a huge debt of one million dollars because I accidentally ordered a hundred fantasy waifu sex dolls... which have come to life for some reason. Yeah, things are getting complicated!! It sounds insane, but it's real. The first doll was Wednesday Addams, who tried to stab me, and the second was 2B from Nier: Automata, who treated me like her master... I won't complain about that. A bit confusing? Let's recap: - I live in a world that the system calls Marvel... I'm not sure if I should be worried. - I was a normal teenager making YouTube videos and streams, not very popular... – I got involved with the school beauties and that earned me the hatred of the bullies... ¿why? - I was chosen by a system related to content creation. - During a stream, my chat played a prank on me, and I ended up accidentally ordering a hundred very expensive sex dolls that left me in a one-million-dollar debt. - These dolls are coming to life for some reason. - To pay off that debt, I have to use the system that sends me to DC and broadcast craziness like Batman being captured by the Joker or some villain fighting the Justice League. It's not all bad. With a system like in the manga, I become stronger the more popular I get. I gain powers that only appear in comics and anime, and many other things. But, as I said, my world is not normal, and I'll end up getting involved in dangerous things. I knew that when a one-eyed man appeared at my door and said, "Do you know about the Avengers Initiative?"... I think I should definitely be worried about that. While things are bad with all that, my chat is full of trolls and assholes. To make matters worse, my congenital bad luck leads me into stupid and dangerous situations all the time. For example: entering Harley Quinn's room and having relations with her while the Joker is nearby or kicking Darkseid in the balls... Maybe I'll get killed soon, but if not, I'll continue live-streaming the best content on social media... I just hope the system doesn't stream to strange places. If you want to read chapters in advance, be able to see the images that webnovel does not want and support me here I leave you my patreon. Patreon.com/_Aizen A/N: Hello, I hope you like this story and support it. English is not my native language, so I hope you don't mind the grammatical errors.

Caution: This book contains mature content and is intended for matured readers. ***** I knew if he left this room, he'd keep fighting alone until his heart simply gave up. I hated him for it. I hated him for being so difficult, but the thought of him being gone made my stomach turn into a block of ice. My brain went numb. My instincts took over. I stepped in front of the door. My hands were shaking so hard I could barely feel them. I grabbed the hem of my dress. I can't believe I'm doing this for a man I wanted to kill an hour ago, I thought. But whatever was pulling me, didn't care about my anger. In one fast, desperate motion, I pulled the dress over my head and let it drop. The cold air hit my bare skin, making my nipples turn into hard, sensitive pebbles instantly. I stood there, completely naked, my heart hammering so loud it echoed in my ears. Oh! Moon Goddess, just end me already. **** She was too weak to stand beside him. And his heart already belonged to another. Azura Moryn knows the rules of the Crescent Moon Pack:power is everything, and without it, you are nothing. Rankless and orphaned, she has survived on the edges by being invisible. But invisibility is not weakness, it’s a choice. Behind her quiet exterior is a resilient spirit, a surprising bravery, and a clumsy, lovable heart that refuses to be crushed, even when the odds are impossible. Rhydor Drakemire has everything. Alpha of the Crescent Moon Pack, feared and respected. Groomed for greatness. And deeply in love with the woman he plans to make his Luna. So when fate makes Azura his mate, the choice is simple. He rejects her. A weakling has no place beside an Alpha. And he refuses to give up the woman he loves. The bond should have shattered. Instead, something ancient awakens. Forbidden magic stirs beneath the pack lands. Golden light erupts. Pain tears through them both. And when they wake, the world is wrong. Azura opens her eyes inside the Alpha’s body, strong, powerful, untouchable. Rhydor wakes in hers, powerless, scorned, and unseen. Now their souls switch without warning, trapping them in each other’s skin while enemies circle closer and the pack begins to fracture. Every secret they uncover changes what they thought they knew, about strength, about weakness, about each other. And beyond the pack borders, a brutal Alpha King rises, draining Lunas and hunting power in his obsession with immortality. Old prophecies resurface. Whispers spread of a truth long buried: Only a female Alpha can bring him down. As forbidden magic stirs and betrayal creeps closer than loyalty, an ancient legacy refuses to stay buried any longer. Azura is about to learn the truth of her own blood. And the mate Rhydor rejected may be the one fate chose to change everything. Some bonds are broken by pride. Some curses are written in blood. And some destinies can only be uncovered…

Ever since Uchiha Kei arrived in this world, he’s been extremely cautious. He swore to tread carefully and survive until the very end. But one day, he received a mission — to assist Minato Namikaze’s squad in destroying the Kannabi Bridge. And that’s when Uchiha Kei realized… he was screwed. patreon.com/MV1717

A famous actress slicing through monsters with flawless five-star choreography… A singer nuking mobs with long-range fire magic… A cold businesswoman trying to buy the entire monster hunter academy… …and me—a dead-tired office worker who just wanted to log in and breathe. https://patreon.com/MysteriousCatWN to support more!

I am a Ghost. No, I will not be going into the specifics of how I became a Ghost. That's why the prologue exists damn it. Read it if you are that curious. Bottomline, I am a Ghost. Not your average boring, wretched looking type of Ghost if I might add. Think of Tensei Shitara, Slime Reincarnation. Think, Kumo Desu, Spider Reincarnation. Overlord, Ainz Mister Bone Reincarnation, or was it Transmigration in his case?... My point is, think of those Isekai type novels and that's where you will find me sitting and chilling. Basically am saying that's the type of Ghost setting I have. So yeah, nothing more to say, I suppose. Aside of course a quick reminder that well... I Am A Ghost. What to Expect: Monster evolution & progression system Unique possession-based combat Dark humor & chaotic MC energy Strategic fights and unconventional growth A morally flexible protagonist who does whatever feels fun

He said: With great power comes great responsibility! He said: That's just equipment, being a hero! But Bent didn't want to be a hero; he just wanted to protect his little family and his loved ones. Keywords: Teen Hacker, Marvel, Ben 10, Little Watch

He reincarnated to the world of One Piece with the immortal abilities of the Silver King, the First King from the manga/anime series *K*. Although he becomes a pirate, his goal is not to become the Pirate King. His goal is simply to live freely on the high seas—it's that simple.

[WARNING: MATURE EXPLICIT CONTENT R18] Mike Hawk was a menace, wearing his reputation like a finely tailored suit. But that name? It was the latest in a long line of aliases—the final one he would ever require. Before adopting the name Mike Hawk, he was known as El Sombra, a figure of dread in the blood-soaked alleys of Cardera—a shadow draining cartels dry before dawn. Prior to that, he operated under the alias Jin Mao in the underground markets of Suhen—a man whose cruelty was executed with such precision that powerful individuals not only lost their thrones but also their lives. They forgot they had ever occupied one. Before those identities, there was yet another name, another country, and yet another government left grappling with a cold case and the quiet shame of being outmaneuvered by one man wielding no army and showing no mercy. Caught. Jailed. Released. Renamed. Repeated. Until the United States of Erosyne buried him so deep that they believed it was permanent. But it wasn’t. Five years later, he emerged—leaner, quieter, and far more dangerous than anything they had ever contained. He required one final name. Something pristine. Something that no database on earth would ever recognize. Mike Hawk. The moment his boots hit Erosyne's pavement, reality glitched. [Dominance Authority System — Initialized.] [Objective: Claim desire from every woman who crosses your path.] The deeper the longing—housewives, girlfriends, sheltered girls who had never encountered a man like him—the stronger he became. Power, wealth, and influence followed him, as luck itself seemed to bend in his favor. Mike didn't call it a blessing. He called it leverage. Armed with the cold intelligence of a man who had outmaneuvered governments across four continents and navigated a system that rewarded every boundary he crossed, Mike Hawk didn’t start over. He simply resumed. Seduction replaced aggression. Patience replaced recklessness. And wherever he walked, desire followed like a shadow that belonged to someone else. Crime lords sensed their empires eroding from unseen sources. Politicians burdened by secrets became anxious without understanding the cause. Women who had dedicated years to constructing barriers found themselves unexpectedly unlocking doors. Yet Mike never pretended to be anything apart from what he was. "Rehabilitated?" he'd smirk. "I've been running circles around empires since before this country knew my name. Prison just gave me time to think of more fucked up things I could do soon." As fortunes crumbled under whispered promises and women who seemingly had it all surrendered willingly, Mike Hawk emerged—not as a redemption arc nor as a cautionary tale. But as a phenomenon, Erosyne had never been forewarned about: 'A phantom with a hundred pasts and one very deliberate future.' Every country thought they had seen the last of him. The United States of Erosyne doesn't even know it's already his. --------------------------- [LOTS OF IMMERSIVE SMUTS SCENES WITHOUT REPETITIVE!] [NO NETORARE! NO YURI! ] [STRONG NETORI AND SMART MC] What to expect: No NTR, No Yuri, No Yandere/Tsundere, A lot of Netori where MC steals someone's girl, PURE EVIL MC, and LARGE harem MC is not a simp as well Tags: R-18 | Mature | Adult | Smut | Large | Impregnation | Harem | Ecchi | Hentai | NSFW | Netori | Blowjob | Anal | Sex | Threesome | Foursome | Moresome | Hardcore | Feet | Thicc | Milf | Gilf | Virgin | Choking | Out doors | Humiliation | Nymph| Bdsm | Fetish | Blackmail| Action | Handsome MC | Overpowered and Smart MC | Pure Villain | Comedy | Dark | and many more... Discord: https://discord.gg/fD38nPykq7

After dying unexpectedly at thirty-one, former idol trainee Kang Min-jae awakens years in the past, back in his younger body with his memories intact. Once, he chased the dream of becoming a K-pop idol with everything he had, only to discover that hard work could not overcome the talent he lacked. That failure shaped the rest of his life, teaching him to choose safety over ambition until he eventually stopped truly choosing at all. Now given another chance—not only at the industry that once rejected him, but at life itself—Min-jae refuses to repeat the same mistakes. Armed with decades of experience, knowledge of the future, and a new opportunity to become the person he once dreamed of being, he will step back into the rapidly changing world of K-pop. But this time, becoming an idol is only part of the goal. This time, Kang Min-jae intends to actually live.

Takashi Komuro, after he lost his parents in a plane crash, was taken in by the Takagi family. At the age of 17, he started living alone during his second year of high school. Now with only high school left to finish, and in his attempt to find a job to live independently… However, the carnal passion he feels for mature women turns his life upside down. Is it a curse, or a divine test? ____________________ Early Chapters: ko-fi.com/harem_kingg NSFW warning: It's porn with a plot fanfic. MILF HAREM.

[Error!] [Error!] [Error!] [System cannot synchronize with user! The soul is not compatible!] [User don't have any knowledge of future] [Survival chances until the end...........0%!] [Ding!~] [System cannot be initiated. But for poor user who had no future....We pity you!] [So each event you survives you will be rewarded according to your contribution in scenario! That's all we can do for you.] [Best of luck use–no. Best of luck Extra!] [---] ....... Aron lived a normal, happy life. He wasn’t a loner, nor did he have a tragic past. So why was he the one who got transmigrated? While trying out a new game, he found himself inside its world, in the body of an extra. As if that weren’t bad enough, he received a broken, useless system. Offering rewards only if he survived each scenerio. He had no guidance. No warnings. No knowledge of the game. This world was destined for chaos, where Eternal Beings would wage war in the near future. Aron— now Noah would carve his own path to survive. Even if it means to become an Eternal being himself. But for now, surviving the academy alone was already a nightmare. --- [A/N: The Story is Slowpaced. There will be lot of fun and entertainment chapter. Read them as fun and Don't question over their actions since they were written as fun. Story will be more serious and dark when it needed to! So enjoy now!] Discord Server link: https://discord.gg/dtFkwXFrNm You can Support me on kofi: https://ko-fi.com/lolman2020

Noah Walker was just an ordinary high schooler until a mysterious stranger asked him a question about his favorite anime. The next thing he knows, he’s dropped into the world of One Piece, stranded on a marshmallow-soft island full of bizarre fruits and strange creatures. Alone, clueless, and hilariously outmatched, he must survive… until he stumbles upon Luffy and the Straw Hat crew. Suddenly, Noah is caught up in a chaotic adventure, facing warlords, emperors, the World Government, and countless pirates all while trying not to embarrass himself in front of his new friends.

Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen. “Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...” A sudden shadow loomed over her. “What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked. She blinked up… and froze. Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile. “Let’s have ours,” he said. Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited. … Ours? OURS?! Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave. Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain. *** Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent. Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them. “D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.” The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly. And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle. Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him. Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic. “I… I…” Her voice cracked. Okay, new problem… the snake is hot. She squeezed her eyes shut. “If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.” *** One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might. Boom! The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated. The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation. But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat. The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius. Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated... "Binding with host…" "Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world." Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate. If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.

About: Tear The Finite is a dark fantasy / psychological fantasy web novel. It is not a LitRPG or system novel; it focuses on tragedy, gods, revenge, and the cost of survival. Synopsis: The world was shaped by three gods: the God of Heaven, the Goddess of Hell, and the God of Nature. Each created a different concept of existence as humanity knows it. But when the gods cursed Eve, they created something they could no longer control. Driven by vengeance and forced to survive in a brutal world, Eve sets out to punish the very beings who shaped reality itself. Will she succeed in her revenge, or will she fall into the hands of the gods?

An ancient immortal, out of boredom, throws himself into a cycle of reincarnation. There, by a lucky chance, he is reborn as the heir of House Astor, a branch of the Great House Cordes. What to expect from this novel? -R18 -Strong protagonist -Smart and cunning protagonist -Strength Ranks But most importantly! -The protagonist is a fan of large breas...

[Warning: Mature Content] Liam thought he was just another invisible college student, average looks, no game, and a front-row seat to watching guys effortlessly charm every girl on campus. But after a violent encounter in an alley changes everything, Liam's quiet life takes a sharp turn into the impossible. A mysterious purple-haired girl leaves him with more questions than answers, and now he's seeing things that shouldn't exist. Numbers floating above girls' heads. Now with his Lust Meter system, he can get any girl with ease. ... Join my discord for exclusive character art, discussion and sneak https://discord.gg/MJuNWARsH --- No NTR ... Ps: I'm new at this and i definitely have a lot to learn and might make mistakes so if you find any please comment and I'll fix it as soon as possible.

She became the youngest screenwriter in film history to win an Oscar, and the youngest Emmy winner in television history. She became the youngest Grammy winner in the pop music world, and the youngest Annie Award winner for Best Animated Feature in animation history. Her albums have sold over 300 million copies, yet even before turning twenty, the films she starred in had grossed more than ten billion at the box office. On top of that, she owned toy brands and fashion lines that set global trends… She is Isabella Haywood, from Great Britain. People often attribute Isabella’s success to her talent and hard work. But Isabella herself would say— “I believe the key to my success was that, at ten years old, I got to play Hermione Granger.” “Without Harry Potter, there would be no me today.” . . . . This story was machine translated, and I only edited it to make it more readable. I do not own the original work. All rights belong to the original author.

Transmigrated by a literal slap from Aha, the Aeon of Elation, Leon finds himself thrust into the vast, star-faring universe of Honkai: Star Rail. But he isn't just an ordinary Trailblazer; he is an anomaly outside the bounds of destiny, capable of wielding the power of all eighteen Paths. His mere presence shatters the predictions of the Aeons, prompting the most powerful gods in the universe to form a cosmic chat group just to watch his daily antics. Armed with an impossibly thick skin and reality-bending powers, Leon decides to turn the galaxy into his personal playground. Why choose between Stelle and Caelus when you can hand-craft a second Stellaron and have both? Why follow the tragic script of Jarilo-VI when you can just hand the villain the script and force a happy ending? From flirting with the dangerous Stellaron Hunters to leaving the Genius Society utterly baffled by his biology, Leon rewrites the stars at his every whim. As Leon boards the Astral Express, he brings a storm of chaos, comedy, and overpowered dominance to every world he visits. But with the Interstellar Peace Corporation taking notice, the Lord Ravagers declaring war, and the Aeons watching his every move, the universe is about to realize that the greatest variable isn't a Stellaron—it's Leon. Will the galaxy survive his relentless pursuit of 'fun,' or will he accidentally conquer the cosmos while trying to build his ultimate harem? [Raw: 星铁：开局浮黎碎了怎么办] [TAGS & CATEGORY] Category: Fanfiction - Video Games Tags: Action, Adventure, System, Transmigration, Overpowered, Harem, Magic, Face-slapping, Reincarnation, Beast Taming Topic: #HONKAISTARRAIL #HSR #OVERPOWERED #HAREM #COMEDY

Zhang Yang, a penniless university senior grieving his grandfather’s death, finds his life completely transformed after a blind date with a beautiful teacher. During the meeting, he unexpectedly fuses with the Nuwa Salvation System, an intelligent chip carrying future-era technology. The system assigns him a monumental mission: locate the world’s most exceptional beauty-level Star Menders and recruit them into the high-tech empire he must build, guiding them to complete the massive Nuwa Sky-Mending Project. As if campus bullies, corrupt rich heirs, and his shameless roommate weren’t enough trouble, Zhang Yang soon discovers his real challenge comes from the overwhelming number of stunning, brilliant women he must engage with—genius scientists, elite operatives, award-winning actresses, supermodels, even Miss Worlds. All share a single trait: extraordinary intelligence. These aren’t ordinary beauties. They are goddesses among goddesses—the peak of perfection, and the key to a destiny far bigger than Zhang Yang ever imagined. (All characters appearing in novel are adults over the age of 18; if there is anything inappropriate, it is solely for literary effect)