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“How Embarrassing Must Your Death Be to Get SSS Rank?”

Lee Min lived an extraordinarily unimpressive life… and died in an even more unimpressive way. Crushed by a vending machine while trying to get a snack, he became a cosmic meme so embarrassing that even God couldn’t leave him like that. Out of pure pity (and maybe secondhand embarrassment), God reincarnates him into a fantasy world with: SSS-Rank stats A dual-layer System Ridiculously OP abilities A brand-new life And absolutely ZERO control over his infant body Now reborn as a baby with the power to level mountains but the motor skills of a wet noodle, Lee Min unintentionally terrorizes his father, delights his mother, and sends the local priest into weekly therapy. His random emotional outbursts cause shockwaves, mini earthquakes, wind blasts, and occasional teleportation. Meanwhile, the System treats every baby milestone as a quest: “Hold head up!” “Crawl!” “Speak!” “Socialize!” “Don’t panic!” (he always fails this one) Every achievement earns him tiny stat boosts… which still stack onto his already absurd SSS base power. Unfortunately, one thing followed him into this new life: A traumatizing fear of tall, box-shaped objects. Every once in a while, something remotely resembling a vending machine tips over — in moments of comedy, tension, or dramatic battles — and Lee reacts like he’s reliving his death… even though nothing can hurt him anymore. As he grows from baby to child to teen, his powers stabilize, his skills evolve, and the world begins to notice the “miracle child.” Villagers believe he’s a chosen one. Mages think he’s a reincarnated archmage. Father thinks he’s a walking apocalypse. Mother thinks he’s adorable. But Lee? He’s just trying not to accidentally flatten a building every time he sneezes. Eventually, he’ll enter the wider world — academies, dungeons, kingdoms — all while dealing with: Misinterpreted reflexes Accidental feats of strength Over-the-top monster annihilations Gods who regret giving him too much power Political factions terrified of a boy who doesn’t know his own strength And through it all? He’s still haunted by the memory of that vending machine.
Sven_Erickson · 1.2k Views

Reborn as a Mountain: I Defy the Heavens with a Smile

When a mountain comes to life, awakening its consciousness, it takes on another form—a Mountain Spirit. And that’s me reborn with extraordinary Divine powers. Want to know what these divine powers are? Well, one of them allows me to accelerate herb growth—up to one hundred times faster! Impressive, right? But wait, there’s more! I also possess a ‘golden finger’—which is ‘Space-Time’ system that lets me fish for lost techniques, weapons, pill formulas, and other treasures from the rivers of time and space. With these at my disposal, I’m sure to become stronger, at least stronger than the beautiful sect master who claims my mountain as her personal retreat and constantly drag me into her matters. It’s not an easy life, but no need to worry! I’m not just any spirit—I’m a human spirit born from a mountain, which means I have an extraordinary talent for cultivation. To top it off, my system was generous enough to grant me a divine cultivation technique right from the start. There’s just one tiny problem: it’s a dual cultivation technique, and I need a partner to cultivate it. So, I had no choice but to convince the sect master’s stunning disciple to help me out. I mean, it’s not like I’m after her gorgeous long legs, her curvaceous thighs, or her… well, you get the point. I’m just a humble cultivator trying to grow stronger by any means necessary. If only she’d run into some trouble, so I could swoop in and save the day. That would make things a lot easier for me… but alas, life is never that simple. Still, I’ll find a way. With my Space-Time system, my mountain’s power, and a little charm, I’ll outgrow this mountain and surpass everyone—even the sect master. And maybe, just maybe, I’ll enjoy the beauties along the way. *** No NTR, No Yuri, No Yaoi *** LinkTree- https://linktr.ee/Around_The_Moon Discord- https://discord.gg/zTgR9VFduX
Around_The_Moon · 1m Views

I'm Alone In This Apocalypse Vault With 14 Girls?

[Revision in progress: 87/138 chapters revised. Currently updating daily. If you enjoy the revised direction, please support by powerstones, goldentickets, or leaving a comment.] In the year 2157, Earth exists as a nightmare landscape, forever scarred by the catastrophic Sunflare Scorch of 2057. This devastating solar event unleashed three waves of destruction that obliterated civilization: first, electromagnetic pulses that fried all technology; second, intense radiation that triggered horrific mutations; and third, the complete collapse of the ozone layer, which rendered the surface nearly uninhabitable. The planet's temperature rose dramatically, weather patterns turned violent and unpredictable, and ecosystems collapsed across the globe. From this crucible of devastation emerged monstrous threats that now dominate the Earth's surface. The Crawlers—horrifically mutated humans transformed by the Crawler Plague—stalk the ruins of once-great cities. What makes them particularly terrifying is their retention of human intelligence during the early stages of transformation; they represent an ever-present danger to anyone who dares venture above ground. These monsters combine traits from multiple creatures in twisted configurations. They range from human-sized to massive Leviathan-class entities and can work together with frightening intelligence to systematically destroy any vessel or settlement they encounter. Humanity's survivors cling to existence in underground vaults scattered across the planet. The most advanced is Cryo Vault Terminus—a massive subterranean complex built into bedrock with multiple levels of interconnected sectors. These facilities represent humanity's last bastion against the hostile world above, with advanced life-support systems, geothermal power, and cryopreservation technology. In this desperate landscape, where 90.4% of humanity has been lost and the surface world has transformed into an alien ecosystem, one boy awakens alone in Cryo Vault Terminus. He has been granted access to the Phoenix Core—an advanced, quantum-based AI system created by pre-collapse scientists as humanity's last hope. He represents the culmination of Project Phoenix—a desperate plan to preserve human genetic diversity and ensure the species' survival. With the power of the Phoenix Core at his command, he alone holds the potential to revive the cryopreserved remnants of humanity and begin the monumental task of rebuilding civilization in a world that wants nothing more than to finish what the Sunflare started. --- A/N: Inspired by FalloutxDemonSlayer This isn’t a smut-fest or a porn novel, it’s ecchi anime–inspired, relationship-driven survival. The MC starts weak and gets hammered by the world, his growth is earned through trials, mistakes, and hard choices. The story uses a dating-sim style affinity system: relationships must be built and earned before any R-18 scenes unlock. In short: bonds and survival come first; the ecchi moments are consequences of trust, not cheap fanservice. Additional Tags: RomCom(Romance/Comedy) | Horror | SliceofLife | KingdomBuilding | Survival | No Yuri | No Netori | No NTR | No Rape | Gore | R18 | Yandare | Tsundere
ExJP · 390.2k Views