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The world didn't end with a bang; it ended with a Loading Bar. ​When the "Global Evolution" system integrated with Earth, humanity was thrown into a real-life nightmare. Level 50 monsters roamed the ruins of New York, and survival became a game where the odds were stacked against everyone. ​Except for Kaelen Mo. ​While others were screaming in terror, Kaelen was looking at a golden floating text above a mutated beast: [Target: Shadow Hound. Success rate of killing it with a stale sausage: 100%.] ​While world-class warriors were dying in epic dungeons, Kaelen was busy complaining about the lack of fresh milk for his latte: [Probability of finding a working espresso machine in this monster-infested mall: 85%. Difficulty: Avoid the giant slime in the manager's office.] ​With his unique "Probability Engine", Kaelen doesn't need to be the strongest or the fastest. He just needs to know where to throw a bag of frozen peas to cause a Level 100 Boss to slip and break its neck. ​"I'm not cheating," Kaelen said, calmly sipping his perfectly brewed coffee amidst the apocalypse. "I'm just consulting the statistics. And the statistics say you're about to have a very bad day." ​Join Kaelen and his reluctant, perpetually stressed-out companion Ivy (and a very judgmental ginger cat) as they navigate a world where logic is dead, but the success rate is always visible.

A story of power, legacy, and the relentless pursuit of perfection, Ruler of Arasia follows a man whose eyes have seen empires rise and fall—and whose will could defy death itself. ...

This story will not follow the plot, and our mc will also not be a blood bag for class D. -------- Shimizu Akira accidentally transmigrated into the world of "Classroom of the Elite" and became an ordinary student in Class D. "Ding! Daily intelligence has been updated." "1: Class A's Kamuro Masumi will attempt to steal beer from a convenience store today." "2: Karuizawa Kei is looking for a 'fake boyfriend' to act as her shield." "3: If you need to satisfy your physiological needs, knock on Chie Hoshinomiya's door three times at exactly 2:00 AM." "4: Tonight at 22:00, Kushida Kikyo will visit your dorm room under the pretense of 'asking for help with homework,' but in reality..." "Is this information... reliable?" With the advantage of foresight and intelligence, Shimizu Akira navigated between various factions: He provided crucial clues to Horikita Suzune when she needed them most. He became the ideal candidate for Karuizawa Kei's "fake relationship." He enjoyed a battle of wits and romance with Sakayanagi Arisu. "Why is the intelligence getting stranger and stranger?"

They were just four college friends. No big dreams — just vibes, shared smiles, and the chaos of surviving semester after semester. Until Maya vanished. Kidnapped by an unknown mystery masked man, Maya — the cold and composed one — fought to escape again and again, yet she failed. When she finally returned, she came back with a plan. A PLAN FOR REVENGE. Or she thought. Because the real mastermind behind it all… wasn’t her.

Lin Mu was an orphan living in a country town. Having no knowledge of cultivation, he was a common peasant. This was until he discovered a mysterious ring stuck in a tree. Wearing it, a new world opened up to Lin Mu. The world of cultivation! The ring bestowed Lin Mu with the ability to cultivate while also giving him the ability to manipulate space. Snatching treasures, exploring unknown realms, looting secret grottos, everything was possible with the ring. Witness Lin Mu as he learns his purpose in life, finds his destiny, meets impeccable experts and beings. Watch him as he learns the truth of the cosmos, and becomes its saviour! P.S: Rise of the Worm Sovereign is a prequel to this book. Tags: #weak to strong #Beast taming #Beast companions #Monster Master #World Exploration #NO YOUNG MASTERS #NO HAREM ----- Old Synopsis: Lin Mu was a common boy living in a small town, ostracized by the townsmen because of a mistake he made during the harvest, his house seized to compensate for it. Forced to fend for himself in the outskirts, he finds a rusty ring embedded in the tree where he always used to play as a child. Witness his story as the mysterious rusty ring changes his destiny forever, opening him up to a world he would never have experienced, people he would have never met, and powers he would have never had. Instagram: grand_void_daoist -------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------- Join the discord-https://discord.gg/VfJFxXnbAE

As a Bayern youth player, Lu Xiao/ Lance awakens the superstar system. If you stay at the Bayern base for 1,000 days, you can activate the system to extract the top football players template. With 3 days left for activation, he was expelled by the 2nd team coach Erik Ten Hag after his contract expired. No, I have to stay here until the system is activated! Wait, where are the Ronaldo and Kaka templates? Absolute Control? Who is Nagi? (There is no Blue Lock in this world) …… From this day on, a true monster was born in world football! The outrageous moves that can only be seen in comics are reproduced one by one in reality! Guardiola, Ancelotti and Klopp were all stunned! Messi and Ronaldo feel inferior to him: Lance is the only GOAT in the world!

Yufeng’s first stop after transmigrating is the Naruto world. The Fourth Great Ninja War isn’t far off—honestly, it’s a bit terrifying! Watch as Yufeng acquires all kinds of heaven-defying abilities! Rampaging across the Five Great Ninja Nations, his charm is off the charts, sitting atop the ninja world with countless beautiful kunoichi at his side! Ding! You have obtained the Rinnegan and the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan! Ding! You have obtained Sage Mode! Ding! You have obtained the Senju clan’s Wood Release! Ding! You have obtained Kekkei Tōta! Before long, Yufeng unifies the Akatsuki, sweeps through the Five Great Ninja Nations, crushes Obito Uchiha, and makes the entire ninja world tremble in fear! Hanabi, Hinata, Kaguya, Mikoto, Kurenai Yūhi, Princess Tsunade, Mei Terumī—none of them can be spared! Ōtsutsuki Shikishiki: “Be destroyed, you lowly human ninja!” Yufeng: “Wrong! What should be destroyed… is your Ōtsutsuki clan!”

A thousand years have passed since the Variants first appeared from the Rifts. God answered the prayers of the human race and gave them a chance to fight back. He bestowed special marks called crests upon twelve who were worthy, granting them unfathomable power to fend off the wave of attacks. Well… that's what the church wants us to think. Man, being man, found a way. And in the present day, large numbers of the population have crests, and those that don't are treated as second-rate. This was the case with Marcus, who spent most of his life doing odd jobs—until one of those jobs led to his demise. At the hands of whom?? The son of a major crest-bearing house. Marcus is reincarnated into the body of his killer and soon finds that despite being from a major house, the boy did not have a crest. At least, not one that was bestowed upon him by God.

a young mechanical engineering student died in a tragic accident, being reincarnated into a fantasy world with swords and magic he rose to the top in both swordsmanship and magic, during his final moments where he had battled an ancient dragon named Kokuenryū he had tragically fallen, however he wasn’t the only one to die. Kokuenryū had died also, and had been reincarnated along with the man.. into the Narutoverse? what to expect - arrogant mc - bloodthirsty mc - tsundere mc - handsome mc - villain mc - mc only nice to people he sees fit - mc will do anything if it benefits his goals - strong to stronger - no false evil - lots of action - no hiding abilities - no harem - I might get some info wrong, don’t bother correcting me This novel is solely for my enjoyment, I’m doing it for fun so if you don’t like something, or I got something wrong that you don’t like… that’s your issue.

Reinhard van Astrea finds himself in a completely new world by unknown means. He doesn’t know how he got here, nor does he have any memories of the moments prior to guide him. Lost in a completely different world and no way home. The one and only good thing is... he isn't alone.

Just as Ash prepared for the Silver Conference— a mysterious livestream appeared, comparing two Ashes from parallel worlds! In one world, White Ash became the World Champion… yet lived with endless regrets—friends lost, dreams unfulfilled, victories hollow. In the other, Black Ash honed his talent from childhood—training relentlessly, mastering every battle, and becoming the undefeated Champion of Seven Leagues. As the world watches the clash between the two destinies unfold, one question burns brighter than ever: What kind of Ash will you believe in? patreon.com/Sagamaster789

Rios transmigrated to the world of Genshin Impact, becoming an orphan of Natlan. With his outstanding talent, he obtained a Vision at an early age and even elbowed his way to victory over Mavuika in the Pilgrimage of the Returning Flame's Holy Night, becoming Natlan's new generation Pyro Archon. And yet, on the eve before he was about to become the Pyro Archon, he awakened the Popularity Character System, which allowed him to purchase useful items from the mall as long as he gained the players' affection. Thus, he utilized the authority of the Pyro Archon and the functions of the system to suspend the Pilgrimage of the Returning Flame's Holy Night, and even imitated the Pyro Vision to stuff a bunch of Natlan people into the gacha pool. "Is Kachina's Vision one that the Pyro Archon personally crafted?" "What do you mean Kinich was originally a Dendro element character, but because the Pyro Archon gave him a Vision first, Kinich became a Pyro element character?" "Mavuika: Rios, you'll regret this! Rios: Mavuika, I am the Pyro Archon!" "Why are there even villagers here too!" And when the players finished the main storyline and learned the full story of what happened. "So Rios suspending the Pilgrimage of the Returning Flame's Holy Night was because he didn't want there to be any more sacrifices in Natlan." "He would rather bear the infamy himself and fight the Abyss alone, all so that Natlan's companions wouldn't face any danger." "Rios, this man... I must pull for this character!" After the players pulled Rios from the gacha pool, they were shocked to discover. "Oh my god, Rios is way too strong!" "The six-star Pyro Archon Bennett was just a joke—Rios is the one who's truly worthy of the name!"

Transmigrated to the Age of Gods in Greece, and became Jason. Wait, Jason? You mean the Jason who provoked the traitorous witch Medea? Jason? You mean the Jason who looks like a great hero, but is actually just a plaything of the gods?! Jason? You mean the Jason whose life seems glorious on the surface, becoming a great hero whose fame spreads through the ages, but in reality is full of hardships, ending in tragedy without a peaceful death? No, I don't want a fate like that! Therefore... "Teacher Chiron, I want to drop out. Being a hero? I can pass on that!" ---- A re-translation Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

[Pure Male-Oriented Narrative Style Perspective][Enter at Your Own Discretion][Gacha Character + Self-Designed Path][Over-the-Top Creative Energy + Live Stream Comments] At first, players only saw Leon as a scheming amusement-seeker, a 4-star meta character, and also a 5-star meta character. In the story, he is a reliable adult who values his companions more than his own life. A good friend who offers players many benefits. Until, in a certain storyline, Leon casually said something: “Let me tell you a secret—I was once an Emissary of a deceased Aeon, a remnant of a perished Path.” Players: “Dad, you must be joking. How could a joker like you have knives (tragic backstory)?” No one paid attention to what seemed like a playful remark. However, as Leon’s past was gradually revealed, knives (heartbreaking moments) struck straight into their hearts— Players’ tear ducts were universally hit with Weakness Super Break. “Wuuu, stop with the knives, stop! The knives are about to make me go stupid!” “The writers must have some psychological trauma—have some mercy!” “Dad, you’re truly… too great!” Who could have thought that every word Leon said back then was nothing but the truth? --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

(Protagonist Isekai + Character Persona Reversal + Comedy + Plot Brainstorm + Genderbend MC; all plotlines are from the author's imagination, character fans please proceed with caution) Have you ever considered that there might be another version of [Fate's] script? What if March 7th became a cold, elegant beauty, transforming into the new generation "Ice Cube" of the team... What if the Dragon Lord power Dan Heng inherited was the "healing" half, burdening him with the train's logistics management... What if the Welt who came to this world was the world-saving, transcendent version... What if even under her dignified and graceful exterior, Himeko also hid a little-known heart... With the appearance of characters like the ultra-high-presence Arlan, the trashy Asta who likes to raise "Pompoms", the genius Herta with super social anxiety, and others, the original "Trailblaze" journey begins to unfold along another storyline. --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

[Game Characters + Memes + Final Tragedy + Protagonist Drama Queen] Mu Yang transmigrated to the continent of Teyvat, obtaining the Character Popularity System. As long as he gained enough popularity points, his strength would grow, and he could even customize his own storylines, which would inversely affect the parallel world of Earth. Thus, Mu Yang began his wild antics. Meanwhile, on parallel Earth, Discussions about him in forums and livestreams grew more and more fervent. "The new character is way too handsome, fam, I'm crying rivers!" "What did this sudden character just say? That he's gonna slay Stormterror?" "I, the Honest Truth Sovereign, declare that Mu Yang is definitely the one who assassinated the Geo Archon! If I'm wrong, I'll top up your constellations for you!" ... Later on, players began to realize— Every year during the Lantern Rite, all the Liyue characters would reunite, Yet Mu Yang was never among them. When his backstory was slowly unveiled, The entire internet cried out— "MiHoYo, stop hurting Mu Yang already!" "He's suffered too much!" "We miss you, Yang..." And what did Mu Yang himself have to say about it? "Hahah!" --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

On a secluded island teeming with rare and mystical animals, the Straw Hat crew stumbles upon a secret unlike any they have ever imagined. Deep within the forest, hidden behind thick vines and ancient trees, resides a being of unimaginable beauty and power—a goddess whose very presence bends the world around her. With flowing hair like the sea, skin as white as snow, and eyes that hold the depth of buried treasures, she appears both innocent and divine. Yet beneath her serene exterior lies a terrifying truth: she is a living embodiment of the legendary power of Charybdis capable of summoning the ocean itself into a force of destruction. Her song, sweet and otherworldly, lures hearts into peace while masking the storm she commands. As Nami, Luffy, and Zoro confront this otherworldly presence, they are torn between awe and fear. For in her lies the ability to reshape the island—and perhaps the entire ocean—through her overwhelming, primordial might. What begins as a search for treasure and adventure quickly becomes a test of courage, desire, and the very limits of human daring. Will they approach her with reverence or recklessness? And can mortals truly survive the encounter with a goddess whose power rivals the wrath of the sea itself? ------- -slow paced - slice of life . . . . . . . One Piece was created by Eiichiro Oda, and My Hero Academia (MHA) was created by Kōhei Horikoshi ------- only Miss Cry was my own creation. .. .. .. images are from Ai or from Google. Ai/ Artificial intelligence G/Google.

Manuela Carie Flores is a well-known Filipina supermodel but she is also the most bashed because people thought that she's brainless Her manager decided that she must be back to school so that her bashers will leave her alone. She's back in 9th grade of high school. At the last quarter of her school year, their teacher assigned them to read the book of Noli Me Tangere and they must do their own version of it, they must do a movie. While she is reading the book of Noli Me Tangere, her tears flow like a river. She can't hold back her tears. Little did she know that the book of Noli Me Tangere is an open book and while she was crying, she enters the book, and now she has the mission given by the librarian... SHE MUST CHANGE THE ENDING OF NOLI ME TANGERE FROM TRAGIC INTO A HAPPY ENDING ONE

The old gods are dead, their divine realms have shattered. The forgotten one stirs from their long dream, and the daemons plan begins wavering. A race that should have died eons ago, rears its head once again. And a new variable enters the fray, altering the sequence of events carefully put into place. Lucien was a mundane human born in the forgotten shores, a place where even powerful awakened beings would struggle to survive. Nevertheless he persevered, learning from his peers and surviving in that hellscape. But the nightmare spell is absolute, and even someone in the dream realm isn't free of its infection. And so he begins his ascent towards divinity, one step at a time.

Reborn in modern Tokyo, Kuroha Akira comes back with exactly zero cheat abilities, zero morals, and zero motivation. His life goal is simple and noble: lie flat forever. Unfortunately, lying flat costs money—and working? Absolutely not. Since no elegant, rich onee-san is lining up to keep him, Akira pivots to a more long-term investment strategy: Find future rich girls. Raise them. Optimize favorability. Cash out dividends later. Think of it as angel investing—except the startups are people, the currency is affection, and the exit strategy is becoming a full-time kept man. This is Akira’s personal life hack: “Favorability is just an emotional stock market.” As long as he can manipulate emotional trends, hedge risks across multiple “portfolios,” and prevent any single relationship from crashing the whole system… A life of being financially supported until death is statistically achievable. Our slogan: “Lie flat. Rot slowly. Let someone else pay the bills.” *** But reality, as always, drops an unexpected patch update. Breaking News: The long-missing legendary entrepreneur and investor Kuroha Akira has been rescued after years of captivity. The prime suspects? Several women he maintained “complicated emotional positions” with during his high school era. Footage from the rescue scene captures Akira muttering in disbelief: “Why… I drained so much money… …and her favorability went up instead of crashing?!” *** His life ultimately proves two immutable truths: Emotional markets are more volatile than crypto. Being a kept man always comes with hidden costs. *** Disclaimer: Yes, this is a harem story. No, these heroines are not mentally normal. Proceed at your own emotional risk.