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Taming the Beast World with a Frying Pan

[Warning: Mature Content R-18+] Ren, a world-class chef with a low tolerance for idiots, didn't plan on dying. She definitely didn't plan on waking up in a jungle where the men have ears, tails, and absolutely zero concept of personal space. Welcome to the Beast World, where "courtship" usually involves a dead carcass at your feet and a very direct sniff of your behind. Ren’s goal? Survival. The Beastmen’s goal? Breeding. Armed only with a cast-iron skillet and a Gourmet Hunter System that trolls her as much as it helps, Ren realizes she has a unique problem. Her cooking is so good it cures the beasts' "Feral Madness." The side effect? It makes them incredibly… frustrated. Now, she’s stuck with four apex predators who look at her like she’s the main course. Ren just wants to open a restaurant and introduce civilization to these savages. Unfortunately, they’re more interested in glazing her buns than the ones in the oven. Warning: Contains heavy comedy, shameless flirting, accidental flashing, and a slow burn that will leave you as thirsty as the male leads. ----- Excerpt: "Put that down!" Ren shrieked, wielding her spatula like a sword. Kael, the massive White Tiger beastman, froze. He was currently naked, gloriously muscular, and holding her lace underwear between two sharp claws like it was a delicate flower. "This," Kael grumbled, sniffing the fabric deeply, "smells like you. But why is it so small? It covers nothing. Is this a courting gift?" "It’s a thong, you over-sized house cat! Give it back!" "No," Kael growled low in his throat, his golden eyes darkening with heat as he stepped closer, backing her into the kitchen counter. "If you want it back, you’ll have to take it from me. Preferably with your teeth." [System Notification: The Target 'Kael' has entered Mating Heat. Recommended Action: Run... or appease the beast.] Ren looked at the system screen, then at the eight-pack abs in front of her. "I hate this world." ** Let's Connect: Instagram: dolly_.roma Discord: DollyRoma#7887
DollyRoma · 601k Views

I'm the Hero, so why do I have a Villain System!?

40K + Words Free ----------------------------- [100 Golden Tickets = 2 bonus chapters] [300 Golden Ticket = 5 bonus chapters] [200 Powerstone = 2 bonus chapter] [400 Powerstone = 5 bonus chapter ] [Every 1k coin gift = 6 bonus chapter ] ————————————————— [Villain System is now Online.] [Commit atrocities, steal waifus and build cults that worship you.] [Become the ruler of the entire world.] [The Title of Final Boss is yours for the taking!] Lucas Estellan was one of the most important characters in the early stages of Aquestius and was the trashiest character to have ever been called trash. Things get even worse, however, when a unlucky gamer finds himself transmigrated into Lucas' body where not only must he survive the Legion, he must also figure out who or what has been tampering with the story. Fortunately or unfortunately for the new Lucas, he was granted a system. The Villian System. [Ding!] [Villian Points can be earned through completing quests and performing villainous acts. The more heinous the deed, the greater the reward!] "I don't want to be a Villian!" Lucas said. Too bad! Stealing candies from babies? Check. Frightening little girls? Check. Causing chaos, strife and wars across the world? Check. Slapping the King in the face in front of the crowd? Check. With the system by his side and the Legion on his back, Lucas must become the greatest Villian the world has ever seen. How far will he be able to go? --------- [Release Schedule: 2 Chapters a Day]
HANSUUBI · 164.6k Views

Honkai VS Genshin: I Only Provide the Arena

One misstep, and Valerius wakes up in the universe of Honkai: Star Rail. No cheats. No broken bloodlines. Just a mysterious Game Arena System with one mission: “Bring entertainment to the masses.” …What kind of nonsense is that?! But Valerius isn’t panicking. Not at all. “You all go ahead and fight your battles. I just provide the battlegrounds... and quietly profit behind the scenes.” And thus begins the era of Interdimensional PvP. Where warriors from Teyvat and the Express are dragged into game after game— Each more absurd than the last. Mafia Night: “Herta, clues are only 3 points each. Final offer—take it or leave it.” Zombie Survival Mode: “Keqing, this is called an RPG. One shot and even the Tyrant will cry for his mom.” Monopoly Gone Wrong: “Ningguang, 1 point per remote-control dice. Asta already bought three~” The result? Two worlds. Total chaos. Kaeya: “Two points for The World! Jing Yuan, what’ve you got?” Jing Yuan: “Hmph… Tail, do your thing.” Svarog: “No evil survives while I stand.” Lord of Qlipoth: “Step away from Clara.” Clara: “Berserker~~!” Sparkle: “Fight! Fiiight! MOAR CHAOS!” Silver Wolf: “Did I wake up in the wrong patch version or what...?” Multiverse war? Check. System hijinks? You bet. Profit-hungry MC playing 4D chess while everyone else fights? Absolutely. When Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail collide in a reality-bending game arena, only one rule remains: Don’t trust the MC. He’s the real final boss.
Dark_Verse · 1.4m Views

They told you to film a web drama, and you filmed Honkai: Star Rail?

They told you to film a web drama, and you filmed Honkai: Star Rail? [This book is also known as: Honkai Won’t Stop Chasing Me] [System] + [No harem] + [Moderate use of internet slang] + [miHoYo Universe] Su Chen transmigrated to a parallel world with an extraordinarily developed film and television industry. By chance, he awakened an online drama production system: as long as the web series he created became a hit, he would receive various rewards. Immediately, he had the idea of adapting Honkai: Star Rail into a live-action series. But… who should he cast? Just then, a girl named Firefly appeared before Su Chen. How could she look so similar? She was practically a beauty who stepped right out of the 2D world! Not just her—there was also March 7th, Kafka, Silver Wolf, Bronya… Firefly: "You promised—you’d treat me to one Oak Cake Roll every day from now on." Space travel, interstellar adventures, the curtain of hegemony… The Herta Space Station, the onslaught of the Doomsday Beast, the climactic boss battle against Cocolia, Mikhail’s Treasure, the embers of Glamoth… Moviegoers worldwide went wild! "This is hype! Is this the Wildfire? Since when could boss battles be filmed like this?!" "How dare you hurt Miss Firefly! Screenwriter, you deserve to die a thousand deaths!" "To ‘trailblaze’ means to advance further down paths no one has walked before!" --- Read advance chapters on patreon.com/Ferasam
Ferasam · 1.5m Views

Honkai Star Rail: Who Says You Can't Level Up While Lying Down!

Zeig unexpectedly traversed to the Honkai: Star Rail world, and right at the start, he was implanted with a Stellaron by Kafka. "Congratulations to the host for awakening the Slacking System. Slacking makes you stronger!" "There's such a good thing?" Zeig lay down on the spot, leaving Kafka and Silver Wolf dumbfounded. After slacking ended... "Congratulations to the host for obtaining Aeon Emanator-level strength, as well as the true legacy ultimate technique of the Phoenix Immortal!" "No way, it really gives it?!" That day, outside Herta Space Station, a sword tip that obscured the galaxy appeared, slowly descending toward the Doomsday Beast. March 7th stared in astonishment: "Oh my god, what is that?" Welt adjusted his glasses: "It's actually the Taixu Sword God. Who on earth is the one drawing the sword?" Asta's pupils shrank sharply: "How much money would it take for him to stay at the space station? I'll pay double, no problem!" Herta: "Heh, in this laboratory today, once you come, you won't be able to leave. It's not up to you!" Only Zeig remained calm as still water. "Everyone, small scene, no biggie." "By the way." Zeig turned his head, "Did you capture my handsome heroic figure just now? Remember to photoshop it more." Everyone: "......" In order to protect his companions well under the threat of the Aeon of Destruction, Zeig entered ultimate slacking mode. "What's the point of Trailblazing? I haven't finished my happy water yet." "For the inn, I want the most expensive and highest-grade one." "March, where are your snacks? No way, it's only been a few days and I've eaten them all? So little, go buy more." March 7th gritted her teeth and said to everyone on the train: "How about we kick him off the train?" —— 70 Advance Chapter on Patreon/Ferasam
Ferasam · 724k Views

Genshin Impact: Spoiling the Future

[Making Up for Regrets + Lighthearted Tone + Fontaine Arc Start for Protagonist + Mondstadt Arc Start for Novel, Because Following the Main Story Until Fontaine Would Take Too Long, I Can’t Wait] [Spoiling the Future to Genshin Characters, Not Just the Main Story] Mondstadt Barbara: "The Anemo Archon is a drunkard? In that case..." Rosaria silently watches as Barbara runs off. Before long, Barbara returns, holding a bottle of wine. "Lord Barbatos, I offer this fine wine to you." A gust of wind swirls and carries the wine away. "Wait! Barbatos!" Rosaria suddenly realizes wasn’t that bottle her private stash? —————— Liyue "The Geo Archon was actually assassinated? How is that possible!?" Keqing can’t believe what’s written in the book. "Oho, Consultant, you really know a lot, huh?" Hu Tao practically wants to press the book against Zhongli’s face. "Director... I can’t see like this..." —————— Inazuma "The ability to foresee the future? Isn’t this a denial of eternity? I should show this to Ei." Yae Miko smiles mischievously. "An enemy of eternity must be eliminated!" Raiden Ei’s voice is icy. "Why does it cut off here!?" The story stops just as the protagonist is pulled into the Plane of Euthymia by the Raiden Shogun. Yae Miko nods in satisfaction. —————— Sumeru The Sumeru Fantastic Four gather together though there are only three of them, since Alhaitham didn’t show up. But in the end, they manage to make it four after all, as Collei arrives. "The Akademiya..." Now it’s the General Mahamatra Cyno’s turn! —————— Fontaine Navia learns the truth about her father’s incident in advance and reconciles with Clorinde. Furina finally finds someone she can confide in and relaxes for once. ---- Read advance chapters on patreon.com/Ferasam
Ferasam · 3.1m Views