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Godslayer's Legend

For billions of years, the gods have stood atop most universes, some being benevolent, while others being malevolent. Suddenly, there was a prophecy. One that foretold the birth of a certain being. The child of a god, born to put an end to the gods. Would the gods really let such a being exist in peace? Obviously Not. Would that being really let the gods mess up his life without retaliation? Definitely Not. This is a telling of that being’s story, as he rises up to fight against the gods who wish to end him, and as he discovers the other powerful entities and horrors that lurk in the vast cosmos. ◇ ◇ ◇ WARNING: THE EARLIER CHAPTERS OF THIS STORY ARE CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN, WITH SOME PARTS RETCONNED, SO THERE MAY BE SLIGHT INCONSISTENCIES. Check out my other stories from my profile; ' Reincarnated Hero System' & 'Beyond the Bloodline'. ◇ ◇ ◇ Discord Link : https://discord.gg/ZXyAjGtS4r ◇ ◇ ◇ Support Me: https://ko-fi.com/michae_l ◇ ◇ ◇ Although many may think this story begins on a high note, worry not, things would flow normally soon after. I'm new to writing so I hope you all would support me on this journey. I'm hoping for your review on what you think about the book. Constructive criticisms are allowed too. Credits to the Image Artist. If the image is yours and you do not want me using it Kindly DM ◇ ◇ ◇ DISCLAIMER! This novel is a work of fiction and though it draws inspiration from historical places and events, it is by no means meant to be a realistic representation of any current or historical events, places cultures, or people. The story may contain themes and events that may be disturbing to some people and if you are "triggered" by pretty much anything at all, It may not be suitable for you as I will not limit myself in terms of themes, events, or topics while writing. ◇ ◇ ◇ (Alternative Synopsis The gods have been the rulers of most universes for billions of years, some being benevolent while some being malevolent. When there’s suddenly a prophecy about the coming of a being who can potentially bring an end to their rule, There’s no way they’ll let such a being exist. This is the story of that being as he rises up to fight against the gods who wish to end him and discovers other powerful entities and horrors that lurk in the cosmos.)
_michael · 1.2m Views

The Villain's Story

Three Souls lay in one body, One soul belonging to a man who had reached the peak, the strongest there ever was, the one who had the talent to do so. Yet he suffered because of his talent. His soul shone as bright as a galaxy once, but now is but a sun. His talents made him the envy of all. And He lost it all, tricked and manipulated from the time he was a child. The Second soul belonged to a man soon to be the richest in the world in his own universe. A man who had his face charred, a man who seemingly had every odd placed against him from the very beginning. He went against the family that abused him and triumphed over them. Yet he was left broken inside, He craved a release, and the first soul brought him that release. And he became a psychopath that scared the manifestation of evil itself. And the Third? The child born from their souls was anything but ordinary. Cursed with a fate no one wanted. Cursed with the fact that the Universe wanted him dead. He was born from Chaos And Ice and a fraction of light, yet he manipulated space. His abilities were so powerful they were harmful to his body. His talent is as infinite as the boundless cosmos. His enemies were greater than one could count. His luck is worse than shit. And yet, he continued to fight. Despite whatever was thrown at him, he would brute force through it or outsmart it, befitting the other two above. He continued to fight, not believing in the bullshit that was destiny. ---------------------------------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/Sgxw6QEsgE
Blazuku · 2.8m Views

Anime Crossover: Oni Samurai Artifact System

Transmigrated into a chaotic Sengoku period where multiple anime worlds collide, Kobe Hikaru awakens as an undead Oni Samurai. Instead of a conventional system, he is bound to an Artifact Favorability System that allows him to gain powerful abilities and physical transformations by bonding with inanimate objects. From the bloodthirsty demonic blade Muramasa to ancient trees and stones, Hikaru's path to evolution is as bizarre as it is unstoppable. His journey truly begins when he inadvertently acquires the legendary Shikon Jewel and crosses paths with the peerless priestess, Kikyo. Forming an unlikely alliance, the pragmatic undead samurai and the pure shrine maiden fight back-to-back against hordes of youkai, ruthless mercenaries like the Band of Seven, and even immortal demons created by the elusive Kibutsuji Muzan. As Hikaru continuously maxes out the favorability of legendary items—including the demon-bone weapon Hiraikotsu—he evolves his demonic body far beyond its natural limits. In a world filled with ambitious warlords, sinister demon progenitors, and rival yokai factions like Nura Rihan's Night Parade of One Hundred Demons, Hikaru refuses to be a mere pawn. By stacking multiple mutations and mastering abilities like Bone Soul and Blood Transformation, this anomalous Oni Samurai will carve his own path, protecting those he cares about and ascending to become the ultimate Demon God. [Raw: 我们大妖怪就是这样的!] === CATEGORY & TAGS === Category: Fan-Fiction Tags: Transmigration, System, Anime Crossover, Undead Protagonist, Yokai, Action, Adventure, Magic and Swords, Weak to Strong, Comedic Undertone
InorinTL_ · 693.9k Views

The Whole Sect is Full of Licking Dogs

Also available on my website: https://www.fancyjunjuntranslations.com/story/the-whole-sect-is-full-of-licking-dogs-the-little-junior-sister-is-the-real-dog/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Feng Xi transmigrated into a cannon-fodder female supporting character in a cultivation novel, and the day she entered the book was her death day. In order to cling to life, she tried every possible way to separate herself from the heroine’s sect, Hunyuan Sect, and joined Xuantian Sect instead. Ha! The five dear senior brothers in the story were all the heroine’s boot-lickers, each one died a more miserable death than the last. Feng Xi gave an evil, enchanting smile: “So what if you’re a licking dog? Are you as much of a dog as I am?” The eldest senior brother was poisoned, and only the heroine’s blood could cure him. From then on he became her devoted dog, yet in the end she kicked him into the bottomless demonic abyss, where his soul was scattered to nothing. Feng Xi came trotting over carrying a huge basin of dog blood: “Senior Brother, drink mine! My dosage is large, the medicine effect is strong!” The heroine, who had just swallowed a detox pill and was preparing to cut her finger: “…” The second senior brother possessed the royal bloodline of the Yan clan. The heroine gave him a pill to hide his bloodline, and from then on he willingly risked life and death for her. Even when she later pushed him out as a scapegoat, he accepted it gladly. Feng Xi took out the ten-thousand-year-old alliance treaty of friendship between the human race and the Yan clan: “Second Senior Brother, feel free to display your noble royal Yan bloodline! Let countless young girls go mad and bash their heads against walls for you!” The heroine looked at the Hidden-Blood Pill in her hand, which needed to be taken once every three months: “…” Feng Xi’s life motto: Only by being the dog among dogs can one become the person above people!
FancyJunJun · 193.8k Views

I Just Wanted A Soft Life, Not A Demon Husband

Death by overwork? Check. Isekai’d into a glittery kingdom called Aelthryndivoryssalindria, yes, that's the name but I call it Aelthryn, because who has time for that? Double check. All I wanted was a soft life filled with pastries, naps, and no husband. But five years into my new life as Princess Elyndravyssorathielindria Sylvarindelthys—Elyn, please, God knows why the names are so difficult to pronounce—my father demands I marry. But explain to me why all the potential suitors look like they were picked up from the fucking gutter? I kid you not. one of them literally suggested teaching me to ride a horse and guess who found out he could not ride one at all and at the end of the day cried begging for his mother...me. And that's just one. There's also the fact that I don't want to even get married. So in a panic, after scaring my suitors away, I tell my father I'm in love with Zorathys Vaelkyrion. What I didn't plan for was the fact that Zorathys is real, he’s at our annual ball, and he’s calling me his lover to settle Dad’s debts. Now I’m stuck in the Underworld, managing Hell’s paperwork, babysitting demon nobles, and dodging a giant snake with a sweet tooth. Oh, and Zor? A lazy, body-pillow-hugging tease who makes my heart race. Worse, every escape portal dumps me in his bedroom, and he’s not so bad. But when I stumble into a plot to overthrow him, my soft-life dreams might cost me everything—unless I fight for the husband I never wanted. Send help please, I just wanted a soft life and not a demon husband.. --------------------- "...you can't marry my daughter," my father said to the demon king and I nodded. "...she...she's gay. Yes," he said with a nod like that was the most reasonable explanation ever. "She's into girls." I was shocked and stared at him then back at the demon king who paused. Maybe this could work after all. I nodded too, supporting my father's words. The demon king smiled then. "What good taste you have, there's a reason why we belong to each other after all. I'm into women too." What?
Kaguya01 · 232.3k Views

FANTASY APOCALYPSE

Two brothers, Ethan and Dylan finally get a break from their normally hectic life. Oh wait they don't. Monsters spawned out of nowhere like someone switched from peaceful to hard mode and now they have to survive that mess. And they have get a RPG system to back them up because I wanted to write my take on the leveling system without all the mindless overpowered bullshit, and I needed to give them some powers or they would die by chapter 5. (I know, extremely original) What to expect: • Two MCs: Dylan and Ethan are both the main characters. • Fast pacing: There is no page long paragraphs detailing the surroundings and every tiny bit of detail the characters feel. • Third person: Since there are multiple protagonists, I will occasionally change the POV when necessary and the side characters, NPCs and villains POVs will also be shown. This will give the feeling of watching the story unfold rather than being in the main character's shoes • Comedy: This series will have more focus on comedy and expect a lot of anime, memes and other pop culture refrences. • No harem slop: This is self explanatory but I might consider giving a side character a harem as a joke. • No OP MC: Most fights will require strategy, teamwork and will be close. On that note most of the fights will be team fights rather than one vs one. • Long series: I have planned plot points for at least 200 chaps and that's just the beginning. Expect a grand adventure with unique environments. Author notes: I am a new author, so I am looking for criticisism to improve my work. I will try by best to post weekly but college will cause delays, sometimes. Hope you guys enjoy my series.
Maximus114 · 41.9k Views

Plugged In: Reincarnated As A Demon Lord (Now I'll Conquer The World)

WARNING: Contains a dangerous amount of erotic content. Read responsibly. Or don't. We're not your parents. Funny. Filthy. Unapologetically ecchi. Real stakes, real romance, and, somehow, a real heart buried under all the chaos. If that sounds like your kind of trouble, welcome home. 400+ chapters planned. New chapters daily. A story that'll have you cackling one chapter and clutching your chest the next. Strap in. -------- SYNOPSIS: Lucien Vale was CEO of more companies than he could name, a billionaire playboy with the ethics of a loaded dice and the libido of a man who'd never once heard the word "no." Then a truck ended his winning streak. Standing trial before three very unimpressed gods, he did what he does best: negotiated. Talked eternal damnation down to a counteroffer. Now he's Lucidius, Demon Lord of a forgotten wasteland, under strict orders to give a world gone soft and complacent something to fear again. Lucien doesn't do anything halfway. Saddled with an angelic handler who's failing spectacularly to resist his charm, he sets his ruthless business instincts, corporate savvy, and shameless charisma loose on his new kingdom, and starts building an empire that doesn't just conquer. It modernizes. Plumbing. Electricity. Labor laws. Sensual massage benefits, obviously. The people worship him. The royals fear him. The gods are starting to sweat. He was sent to restore balance. Lucien Vale is here to dominate, and build a world worth conquering. --------------------- Enjoying the ride? Ratings, reviews, and power stones keep this thing alive. Show some love! Let me know if you want it punchier, shorter, or leaning harder into a specific angle (comedy vs. plot vs. romance).
rompsku22 · 47.2k Views