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Hey you. Yeah you , the one who clicked this fanfiction novel....You are staring at the synopsis waiting for it to tell you how good this story is, right? Sorry to disappoint , no words can capture the brilliance hidden inside these chapters. It's a world that drags you in , breaks the rules and makes you question why you didn't start sooner. Open the first chapter and hit the road Jack Read upto 30 plus advance chapters on my p@treon/ Rene_chan

All Raiden wanted to do was to farm quietly. But his sheep kept fighting!! After dying in his old world and waking up in the body of a freshly graduated nobody in a world full of monsters that are bigger than the tallest skyscrapers, Raiden made a quick, sensible decision: avoiding danger at all costs. Forget becoming a battle master and monster-infested frontiers, he just wanted to take his little sister Sylvia and retire to their inherited farm to raise sheep. Peaceful, profitable, and most importantly, safe. His master plan? Buy the cheapest Woolie in the market, shear its wool, and live off the profits. Simple, right? What could go wrong? As Murphy's Law states, anything that can go wrong will go wrong. The moment he brought his adorable sheep, his cheat system activated, letting him appraise and improve the potential of anything he touched. And everything started going downhill from there. A few enhancements later, his Woolie is producing luxury wool that has fashion designers losing their minds. And unlike other sheep, this one loved to train and battle, so much that it loses half of it before the sell period. "It's fine," Raiden assured himself. "It's just a sheep. A very profitable sheep." Then it evolves. And keeps evolving. And suddenly his "harmless farm animal" is creating thunderclouds that can destroy a whole continent. He thought the problem was only with his sheep; the rest of the Terra beasts would be peaceful. The real problem, though? Every Terran he rescues thinks the same way: "Master is so kind! He doesn't force us to battle! We must train extra hard to protect him!" Now, all his supposedly peaceful, peace-loving Terrans are challenging wild Terrans to duels while he chucks pills to control his Blood Pressure in the background. His genius little sister is landing scholarships left and right, and the Continental Alliance won't stop sending him tournament invitations he desperately wants to decline. All Raiden wants is to farm in peace, pay off his debts, and maybe—just maybe survive long enough to see Sylvia graduate. Is that really too much to ask? Apparently, yes. [Update Schedule: 14 Chapters Per Week]

In 1996 Kyoto, a young boy leaps from a moving truck into a river, fleeing the cursed bloodline of the Zen’in Family. That boy is Eichi, a transmigrator who awoke in one of the darkest corners of the Jujutsu Kaisen world… without a Cursed Technique. In a clan that worships strength and discards the weak, his fate should have been sealed: a lifetime of servitude or a brutal death. But Eichi refuses to bow. Armed with a modern mind and the memories of a past life, he chooses rebellion over despair. When Zen’in assassins corner him on a desolate overpass, reality shatters. The world twists, darkness consumes Kyoto, and a cold mechanical voice echoes within his mind: [The Host has entered the Lostbelt.] [Strongest Lostbelt System — Activated.] From that moment, Eichi’s path changes forever. He will claim the power denied to him, mastering both the Ten Shadows Technique and the Heroic Spirit Summoning ability he once dreamed of. In this life, he refuses to be ordinary. In this life, he chooses to go mad. “This jujutsu world has rotted to its core. It’s time for change.”

Wade was content being a young biologist – until a freak accident drops him into the magical world of Harry Potter! Waking up as an eleven-year-old in Grindelwald’s tumultuous era, Wade discovers he’s got a bizarre new companion: a “Good Deed System” that rewards him for acts of kindness and heroism. The catch? To cash in the system’s ultimate prize, Wade must claim the title of Dark Lord! What the Fck does that even mean...?(⓿_⓿) Now this accidental transmigrator is caught between light and dark, attending Hogwarts alongside a pesky kid named Tom Riddle (who ends up as his unamused sidekick). Dumbledore thinks he’s a selfless saint, Grindelwald swears he’s a born schemer, and young Tom is just trying to figure out why his “mentor” isn’t acting like a proper villain at all. ... You can support the translation and read two weeks/12 chs ahead of WN at my P^treon:- Patreon.com/Captain69

Dying at forty-two with a lifetime of unfulfilled desires, Suyash thought his story was over. Instead, he wakes up in the body of a twenty-two-year-old, standing in a seventh-floor flat of a world he knows intimately: Gokuldham Society. But this isn't the family-friendly sitcom he watched in his past life. This is the heightened reality. A world where sarees cling a little too tightly, blouses plunge a little too low, and every lingering glance carries a dangerous, unspoken promise that the cameras never captured. Suyash didn't just transmigated—he woke up with a reality-breaking cheat. His hand can reach into any digital screen and pull anything into existence. A luxury watch from an ad? Done. A five-star meal from a cooking channel? Steaming on his table. A pure gold necklace for the neglected wife living directly beneath him? Already in his grasp. There's just one catch: his power is directly fueled by his raw, unfiltered desire. In a society packed with stunning, unsatisfied women like Babita, Anjali, and Komal, temptation is everywhere. When a single slip of his iron-clad control can broadcast his deepest secrets to a neighborhood where gossip is currency and walls are paper-thin, Suyash must master his mind before his power exposes him. He wasted his first life playing it safe. In his second, armed with absolute discipline and an omnipotent cheat, he is going to take exactly what he wants. The game has changed. The watcher has become the player. And in Gokuldham, taking what you desire is only a matter of time. A/N- This is a work of fanfiction and is intended for entertainment purposes only. I do not own the rights to Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmah, its characters, settings, or storylines. All original rights belong to Neela Film Productions, the creator Asit Kumar Modi, and the late Taarak Mehta.

In a world of heroes, villains, vigilantes and everything in between, a boy dreamed of becoming a knight. ------------------- What to expect: - Arthur Boyle in MHA - He doesn't have his fire force powers. (Why? Because I said so.) - A bit of canon divergence (new villains here n there) - Arthur Boyle being Arthur Boyle ------------------------ Yes I couldn't cope with fire force's final season. Yes I'm writing to bring him back to me. No I'm not ashamed. (For the readers of my other fic, fret not I'm still writing that. I've been reaaal busy lately and this fic only came out of a few hours of random passion.) (The cover isn't mine. Found it on pinterest posted by @Miuhyeon)

In Class 1-A of Tokyo Advanced Nurturing High School, there was a student who became the talk of the school from the very first day. He was effortlessly cool, even doing his cleaning duties, eating lunch, and standing as punishment in the hallway. Every move he made exuded—Cool! Cooler! Coolest! This student, who embodied coolness and elegance to the extreme, was named—Sakamoto. He casually pushed up his glasses: "I am Sakamoto." 20 plus advance chapters on my patreon:Rene_chan

As the general secretary of the student union of Shuchiin, Sakurai Saki is very satisfied with her current life. Listens carefully during school. After school-- Tutoring for the five sisters of the Nakano family from Monday to Wednesday. On Thursday and Friday, I work as a rental boyfriend and contribute my share of love to the world. back home. Go to bed on time before twelve o'clock every night and never leave fatigue until the next day. My favorite person is Fujiwara Chika. I am currently in a good relationship and am waiting for her confession. The person with the happiest conversation is Hayasaka Ai, who is currently in a good relationship and is waiting for her confession. The most reassuring student is Nakano Miku, who is currently in a good relationship and is waiting for her confession. The existence that I respect the most is myself, because I am a superpower. Teleportation, hypnosis, charm... omnipotent. Sakurai Saki, an ordinary superpower, is currently single. I am worrying about how to get them to confess. …… It involves the dramas [Fifths of the Flower Marriage] and [Miss Kaguya Wants Me to Confess], and will be added later! If it’s not a single heroine, don’t ask. I just can't bear to ask p.a.t.r.e.o.n Rene_chan (20+chapters)

After being struck by the God of Fortune, he opened his eyes to find himself in the Douluo Continent. With no powerful bloodline and no outstanding background, he only possessed an AI-like mode of thinking caused by a soul mutation. But who says that having an AI means you can’t clear the Douluo Continent? Chen Ming: “Everything I have today is thanks to my own hard work. Little AI, begin inference!” You have classical hidden weapons, I have modern technology—let’s see who comes out on top. (Against Tang San, multiple heroines, does not follow Spirit Hall, self-created god position.)

Dying once was already bad enough. Dying twice? Absolutely unacceptable. After an unremarkable life on Earth, our unlucky protagonist wakes up in a new world… as a three-year-old child. Sounds bad? It gets worse. He’s not just anywhere—he’s in Konoha. And not just any time—he’s smack in the middle of the Nine-Tails attack. Yes. That night. You know—the one where buildings explode, shinobi drop like flies, and a giant rage-filled fox is casually committing large-scale destruction. So naturally, the first thought in his mind is: “…Yeah, I’m dead.” But just when all hope seems lost— [Shadow Monarch System Initialized] Now armed with a system that lets him grow stronger, command shadows, and potentially become an unstoppable force… there’s just one tiny problem: He still has to survive the night. As a toddler. Who can barely walk properly. And whose greatest combat skill right now is… not tripping over his own feet. With danger everywhere, powerful shinobi fighting overhead, and death lurking at every corner, he has only one goal: Stay alive. And if he somehow manages that? Well… Why not conquer the ninja world while he’s at it?

Second place isn’t failure. In Liam Yoo’s world, it’s worse. It means you’re not worth anything. Liam grew up eating alone, reheating the same meal every night while other families laughed together while watching TV. He didn’t want power or money. He just wanted to cook. So when the first full-dive VR game launches, Liam decides to become a chef. Inside, he picks a frontline class, randomises his character, and ends up as a small girl. He doesn’t care. As long as he can cook, nothing else matters. Then he gets a cooking skill with a unique impact: a Legendary Talent no one else has. Absorption lets him eat monsters to unlock recipes, and his food gives buffs 10,000 times stronger to himself and 100 times stronger to others, turning meals into powerful gameplay advantages. Liam assumes everyone has this talent. They don’t. At first, it’s just a game. Players explore, stream, and fight. Liam bites monsters mid-combat and turns them into recipes. Then the system announces, "The game is locked." No logout. No escape. Anyone who dies in the game dies permanently, both in the game and in reality. Food becomes survival, but everything tastes like garbage, unless it’s made by Liam, whose ability somehow keeps flavour alive. And in a world where strength decides who lives, the strongest ability isn’t a weapon. It’s what he eats.

Becoming a Clan Master was supposed to be the ultimate early retirement plan. The strategy was flawless: buy a heavily fortified mansion, recruit a party of hyper-competent, over-enthusiastic teenagers—an immovable armored tanker, a battle-obsessed swordsman, a light-fingered thief, a talented younger mage with an attitude, and a dedicated elf healer—and let them clear the dungeons while sitting back to collect the passive income. There is just one major problem: everyone around him is completely misinterpreting the situation. When he refuses to leave his comfortable bed, his clan members reverently assume he is meditating to recover his strength from a top-secret, high-level dungeon raid he cleared solo. When he funnels massive bribes to government officials to cover up his blatant tax evasion, they interpret it as anonymous donations for the city's slums, accidentally turning him into a beloved saint among the poor. And when he sends his party on simple chore missions just to get them out of his hair, they assume it’s a grueling, high-stakes training regimen designed to break their limits—to the point where they solemnly write their wills before leaving. Every attempt to avoid manual labor is documented as an act of unfathomable, high-level tactical genius. Now, his certification level is skyrocketing to the highest ranks, and the Adventurer Association is forcing him to take command of deadly, impossible missions meant only for legendary heroes. Surrounded by a stubbornly loyal party that refuses to leave him alone, commoners who sing his praises, and an Association that refuses to let him quit, he must figure out how to survive the most dangerous threats in the world without actually lifting a finger. #accidentalmastermind #adventurer #mana #aura #princess #ltgsr

Transmigrating to the world of One Piece and becoming the orphaned son of a Marine Rear Admiral, Tatsuki awakens the [Scummiest Justice System]. With it, he can become stronger by violating Marines' regulations. [Ding! Host was called out by Head Instructor Zephyr at the opening ceremony for wearing a crooked tie] [Violation Points +1000!] "Kuzan, how can justice be superficial? Come with me to the Pleasure District and experience the hardships of life." [Ding! Leading a future Marine Admiral astray and sneaking out of the base late at night!] [Violation Points +1000!] "Sakazuki, what do you know about absolute justice? It's nipping all evil in the bud." [Ding! You have subverted the future Marine Admiral's ideology!] [Violation Points +3000!] The use of these Violation Points? Upgrading skills! [Violation Points –600,000! Conqueror's Haki upgraded to Advanced level!] Upgrading stats! [Violation Points –100,000! Physique increased to 70!] Spinning the wheel! [Congratulations to the Host for obtaining Senzu Bean ×3!] [Congratulations to the Host for obtaining a Logia Devil Fruit!]

Cassian Rosier is a failure. A near-Squib in one of the Sacred Twenty-Eight families, he’s spent his life as the family’s punching bag... mocked, dismissed, and barely tolerated. But when a simple light spell becomes his last chance to prove himself, Cassian’s world shatters in a way none of them could have imagined. Because the Cassian they knew? He is gone. In his place is a man from another world... our world. A man with no magic but a lifetime of teaching behind him, and only the vaguest memories of a “Harry Potter” series he never bothered to read or watch. Suddenly trapped in a body with a ruined reputation and no real power, the new Cassian has one goal... to survive. When forced to give a lecture on magic, Cassian bluffs his way through by teaching Lumos... a spell he doesn’t know. But something strange happens. As hundreds of people learns from his lecture, mastery floods his mind. And then it happens again, an ancient variation of Lumos awakens, along with memories that don’t belong to him. Some memories are benign, illuminating secrets of long-forgotten magic. Others are sharp, dark, and dangerous... leaving him to wonder whether he is drawing on wisdom or inviting something far worse into himself. Now sent to Hogwarts as a professor, Cassian must juggle the expectations of his pureblood family, the suspicion of fellow teachers, and his own growing power. Every spell he teaches brings him closer to mastery... and to the ancient past that might consume him. A snarky, slow-burn power fantasy about an accidental professor who teaches magic too well, unlocks spells no one remembers, and juggles ancient memories, family politics, and students who might be the end of him. What to Expect -Light-hearted, snarky tone (Cassian’s dry humor carries the story). A reluctant but clever MC navigating Hogwarts, pureblood politics, and ancient magic. Progression fantasy elements: teaching magic makes Cassian stronger over time. Ancient spells come with lingering memories... some helpful, others unsettling. A competent teacher MC (no “bumbling fool” energy here, but plenty of witty one-liners). Slow-burn romance with a single female lead (Bathsheda Babbling). Exploration of Hogwarts daily life from a professor’s POV, with banter, levity, and political scheming. Content Warnings Mild swearing (Cassian has opinions and isn’t shy about sharing them). Family dysfunction and emotional manipulation (Rosiers gonna Rosier). Canon-typical prejudices (pureblood vs Muggle-born ideology), handled critically. Occasional darker themes tied to ancient spell memories. Slow-burn romance, no harem. No gratuitous gore or smut. Warning: May contain dangerous levels of sarcasm, accidental teaching competence, and the occasional romantic subplot you never signed up for. Proceed with tea.

Reincarnated into the Naruto world as the last heir of the forgotten Gekkō Clan, Hoshiyomi only wanted a quiet life. One year later, he stands above Madara Uchiha, blade in hand. "Back then, Might Guy nearly ended everything with one kick. So me, cutting through Limbo with a sword? No big deal." With the Swordheart System, he’ll master every blade, rewrite destiny, and forge a new legend in the ninja world.

The start of the adventures of a strange Moon in an hostile universe. A Moon that was a vampiric young woman more than willing to kill and grow to secure her own and those around her's ability to thrive in it. Chapters in advance on Patreon and being crossposted on ao3 and in the future on Royal Road. proof of ownership: (https://www.royalroad.com/profile/478453/fictions) VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: I would ask suggestions on how I should behave reguarding the site Chereads that, without my permission or even without asking me, have published my story in their site.

"Their first love was like a fading stars". Yoshimura Senkai, just as her name was Reze she really was like a Rain. she teach me patience, resileance, introduced me to—my first reckless parties, my first taste of freedom, my first real understanding of love, desire, and loss. Amano Reze, He save me, saved me from becoming someone I never thought I will be, broken, emotionally unstable. He'd teach me actual love, care, made me into Girl i used to be. Turn me back from what i had became around that time, Looking back at it now I miss those days, ...only things that are left is regrets. ——— Amano Reze, a quiet, playfull yet emotionally guarded, haunted by a past she refuses to confront. Her carefully constructed world fractures when Yoshimura Senkai enters her life—Quiet, enigmatic, and unsettlingly perceptive, observant. Senkai’s interest in Reze is neither gentle nor accidental; it is rooted in the secrets that bind them more tightly than either is willing to admit. He fixed her, from the broken glass he made the art out of it. he make her emotionally stable, and yet decent again. But, Complicating everything is Lemon Kannawa, Reze’s ex-lover, whose unresolved feelings and possessiveness resurface as a old wounds reopen. Lemon’s presence turns the college into a battlefield of manipulation, jealousy, and half-buried truths, forcing Reze to relive a relationship that once consumed her identity. As desire blurs into obsession, the three are drawn into a dangerous emotional triangle where love is weaponized and vulnerability becomes a liability. Loyalties fracture, past betrayals resurface, and the line between affection and control erodes. What begins as a college romance spirals into a psychological game where every character must decide how much of themselves they are willing to lose for love—and whether escape is still possible once the past demands its due.

Kaoru Mitoma is a transmigrator, and there’s a wish machine attached to him. As long as he fulfills any of the wishes, he’ll gain a random reward. The more wishes he grants, the more rewards he gets! However, these wishes seem kind of strange? —— “I really wish I could be Miss Sakayanagi dog!” “Argghhh I want to bully Karuizawa Kei in front of everyone so bad!” “I want to Secretly threaten Airi Sakura. She wouldn’t want everyone to find out She's an online idol, right?” “I want to see Kushida-chan, her face full of disgust, wearing a maid outfit and serving like she’s looking at trash…” "I want Ichinose to step on me!" ..............

Transmigrated into the Naruto World… but why am I a cat?! Raj wakes up in a strange body with soft fur, sharp claws, and paws where his hands should be. Using ninjutsu seems impossible, yet survival demands that he find another way. Even worse, this is the era when Minato Namikaze is still young, and the Great Ninja Wars are about to erupt. With no clan to protect him and no human form to rely on, Raj must forge a new ninja path. From a powerless stray to a beast feared across the battlefield, his journey will push him to evolve beyond limits. Can he create a clan of his own, or even ascend to the level of a tailed beast? Follow Raj’s clawed path as he fights to leave his mark on history. More capter at P****/NekoWriting789

Transmigrating into the world of One Piece, a man named Raleigh becomes a Marine... but with a twist. He's acquired a "Slacking Off System" that rewards him for doing the absolute minimum. Catching pirates? It's too dangerous for a measly salary. He's seen the example: men like Akainu fight the hardest battles, suffer the worst injuries, and earn nothing but scorn from his allies like Sengoku and Garp. Raleigh's path is clear. [Slept during pirate-hunting duty, Slacking Value +100] [Enjoyed a massage from Hancock during work hours, Slacking Value +200]. The Great Pirate Era, the rivalry of the Yonko, the position of Fleet Admiral—to Raleigh, these are all meaningless. "What's the use of all this?" he'd say. "It's not even as good as the imported grapes Hancock feeds me." Both Marines and pirates dismissed him as a harmless, lazy fool. They were all wrong. One day, Raleigh strolls up to the holy land of Mary Geoise, kicks open the gates, and addresses Im in the Pangaea Castle: "Hey, isn't it about time I had a turn on that throne?"