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`What if the Sorting Hat put you in the wrong house — and gave you a System that thinks you’re a first-year student? Man wakes up in 1991 as Sullivan, the brand-new Muggle Studies professor at Hogwarts. He’s thirty-one old and supposed to be teaching. Instead, a glitchy game-like System treats him like a brand-new student, handing out quests, skill points, and ridiculous missions while the real world keeps calling him “Professor.” Armed with nothing but modern knowledge and a burning ambition, Sullivan decides to break every rule the wizarding world lives by. He invents the Magic Phone — a pocket-sized device that lets witches and wizards message, snap photos, play games, and share news in real time. Owls become obsolete overnight. The Ministry is furious. The Weasley twins become game developers. And the wizarding world gets its very first tech empire: Raven’s Feather. But innovation has enemies. Voldemort is stirring. Fudge wants control. And the pure-blood families are watching every move. With Tonks as his fiery Auror girlfriend, a sharp American partner named Yuna across the ocean, and the Weasley family slowly becoming his fiercest allies, Sullivan walks a dangerous line: professor by day, revolutionary by night. He’s not here to save the world the old way. He’s here to wire it, monetize it, and make it better — whether the wizarding world likes it or not. A hilarious, addictive mix of Harry Potter, system apocalypse, and Silicon Valley hustle, Hogwarts: Professor with System is the story of one man who refuses to choose between teaching and world domination. He’s going to do both. Ready to see what happens when a professor decides the future of magic needs an app store? Start reading now. The network is live. pat**** : ilham20

Hogwarts: Hermione and I Swapped Bodies! Tom found himself dumped in London. He figured he was finally set up to live a quiet, unremarkable life. He didn't expect to get yanked across realities again. And this time, it was a freaky body-swap. What the hell is a Hogwarts Acceptance Letter? Where did my "Little Tom" go?! How on earth did I wake up as Hermione Granger?! Stepping through the doors of the magical world, Tom is absolutely thriving and taking names. Hermione, meanwhile, is carrying the weight of the world, constantly treading on thin ice just to survive. --- "Mr. Riddle, the student body considers you the most versatile genius in the history of magic. What's your secret?" "Mr. Riddle, rumor has it you're the faculty's absolute favorite. The professors have practically come to blows over you..." "Mr. Riddle, they say you're the ultimate role model. Every student is proud to know you..." Tom simply raises a hand to quiet the crowd. "First off, I have to thank every single professor at Hogwarts. But more importantly, I have to thank Hermione. She's my absolute best friend. We're incredibly close—practically inseparable. Honestly, without Hermione, the life I have today simply wouldn't exist." --- Meanwhile, Hermione had her own thoughts to share outside the Hogwarts branch of the Daily Prophet: "Voldemort? Compared to that bastard, Voldemort is a sweet little kid! 'Incredibly close'? Who the hell is his friend?! The guy is a complete and utter Dark Lord! I only survived to see today through my own sheer blood, sweat, and tears, damn it!" ---

Lucien, who crossed over into the world of Harry Potter, awakened a strange Loan Magic System. With just a flick of his hand, he could borrow rewards in advance! Of course… debts still had to be repaid. Soon, the students of Hogwarts witnessed a newcomer who wasn’t only more talented than them, but also far more driven. [System Notification: Congratulations, host! You’ve obtained “Loki’s Faceless Mask.” Please repay your loan: Perfectly master Transfiguration.] Dumbledore: “Talent and diligence both in abundance… Could it be that Lucien is the true future of the wizarding world? But then… what about the prophecy?” [System Notification: Congratulations, host! You’ve obtained “The Complete Compendium of Dark Arts.” Please repay your loan: Deliver Voldemort’s head.] Voldemort: “What do you mean you’re in debt and need to borrow my head for repayment?!” [System Notification: Congratulations, host! You’ve obtained the recipe for the Resurrection Draught. Please repay your loan: Invent fifty entirely new potions.] Snape: “Lucien has discovered the formula for a resurrection potion? …Lily… Tell Dumbledore I’m resigning. Potions Master? Go find Lucien instead!”

When Sean opened his eyes at Holyhead Orphanage, he expected nothing but obscurity. Yet destiny revealed a hidden path—the world of magic. And he did not arrive empty-handed: within him burned a skill panel, cold and merciless, demanding growth through sweat and persistence. From the lowest rank, struggling to spark his wand, Sean ground his way upward—assigning points, unlocking skills, mastering fields one by one. Charms, Transfiguration, Potions, Alchemy, even the forbidden Dark Arts—every discipline fell before his relentless climb. Step by step, failure by failure, he carved himself into legend. Until the day his name was spoken with reverence by Dumbledore and Grindelwald… and with terror by Voldemort. For when Sean finally stood at the summit of magic, the world no longer saw an orphan. It saw the White Dark Lord.

Professor Lewent adjusted his glasses, a mysterious smile playing on his lips. "Class, these aren't your typical Muggle films. They're... prophetic edits. A unique magical art form that reveals deeper truths."Hermione's hand shot up. "But Professor! These dialogues perfectly align with actual events! How is this possible?"Suddenly, the projector flickered. Dudley Dursley appeared on screen,

OC reincarnated as his favorite video game character of Disgaea in DXD. This will be a canon-breaker, meaning it follows mostly the OC, while he is forced to deal with some of the Canon against his will.

Due to a political move to force his family into submission, Leone was exiled to the Borderlands. A land where monsters roam, barbarians rule, and disgraced nobles are sent to die. But instead of despairing, the shameless young noble refuses to accept his fate. By sheer coincidence and terrible luck, he found himself falling from the sky, and crashing into the altar of a desperate tribe praying for a Hero. Perhaps the Goddess of the World took pity on him, and allowed him to obtain the ancient grimoire that was hailed as the Kingmaker. Armed with wit, outrageous confidence, and a kingdom-building power that defies logic, Leone begins turning the wilderness into his domain. The Nobles, and the King of Britannia, who sent Leone to exile have no idea that they have made the biggest, and greatest mistake of their lives. Out of all the things they did, they sent the future Hero King to the perfect place where he can build a kingdom of his own... A kingdom that will take the world by storm! -------- Join me in Discord!: https://discord.gg/UesrNGmKWz

Rule #1: Never fall for the boss. Rule #2: Never let the boss fall for you. To the world, he’s the Boss—the untouchable Golden Boy of the Lockheart empire. To Amy, he’s a nightmare in a thousand-dollar suit. A nightmare who happened to also own a 4.5-million-dollar car conveniently nicknamed Dyonic. Blaze Lockheart is used to winning, and he’s just decided that Amy is his next prize. The only problem? She’s the one woman who isn't for sale. To Blaze, people can be bought for the right prize. He doesn't just want her at her desk; he wants her anchored to his side, consumed by the same dark, relentless hunger that keeps him awake at night. In Blaze's world, a crush is a haunting desire, and he won’t stop until Amy realizes that some contracts are written in more than just ink—they are etched in passion.

Hardworking corporate drone Nina Donovan transmigrates into a book one day, forcibly bound to a "Villainess System" that demands she bully the male lead, threaten the male lead, and take her arrogance, dominance, and lawlessness to the very end. Once the corrupted male lead retaliates, causing The Donovan Family's bankruptcy and her own gruesome death, she will be rewarded with ten billion and returned to her original world. Of the long list of tasks, Nina Donovan only remembered these words: Ten Billion! Excellent! Her impoverished self was finally saved. Eagerly responding to the mission, Nina Donovan carries her villainy to the very end. Her own younger brother, who has been tormented by her for years, falls in love with the female lead due to his lovesick personality. Nina Donovan immediately assigns him ten sets of exam papers. "Don't you have any self-awareness about your shitty grades? You're not allowed to love until you've finished them! Are you even worthy?!" The second male lead, her childhood friend, is madly obsessed with the female lead and treats her love like trash. Nina Donovan immediately sheds this love-struck fool persona. "We're done! We must be done!" But after cutting ties, why does he come back begging for forgiveness? She kicks him away directly, her principle being: "My love is precious. You're a scumbag, you're not worthy." The original female lead, with a full stack of good-luck buffs, never backs down in the face of power. Nina Donovan applauds wildly. "Excellent, excellent!" She immediately finds an opportunity to cut off her financial aid. The female lead ends up on the streets, only wanting to go back. "No money left, huh? That's sure to make you behave!" And the male lead, whom she mercilessly tormented and who hated her to the bone, swears to her with bloodshot eyes: "Nina Donovan, you'd better not fall from grace. If you fall into my hands, I'll make sure you die tragically." Later, The Donovan Family goes bankrupt. Having completed all the plot points, Nina Donovan is forcibly taken "offline," and true to the male lead's words, she dies miserably. But could someone please tell her why, after her death, her brother who hated her, her childhood friend who saw her as trash, and even the male lead who wished he could strangle her, are all on their knees begging for her to return?

“How nice.” Zuojian looked at the screen in front of him, where the ‘Love Master Training Progress’ bar had finally been completely filled. At the end, a line was marked in bold: [You have completed every trial. You are now a true master of romance! Hurry up and find a girl to begin a love story that is grand, passionate, thrilling, perilous, and full of brushes with death as you wander the ends of the earth together!] But... “...What do you mean by a ‘thrilling, life-or-death romance’?” Zuojian scratched his head in confusion and pushed open the door. Then he saw a crowd of deranged women packed outside his room, all trying to physically divide up his six limbs between them... Eblana: I told you already—if something is mine, then it belongs to me, absolutely! Theresa: Could you... stay with me in Kazdel for the rest of your life? Talulah: Onegai, please don’t leave Reunion, okay? If I don’t have Zuojian, then I...! Amiya: ...You’re not allowed... not allowed to steal Doctor away from us!!

Read 30+ Advanced chapters at patreon.com/HeavensTribulation Good review [4 - 5 stars] = 1 chapter [Easy-going] [Daily Life] [System] [Transmigration] [Multiple Heroines] (Shadow Clones are not important. They are just a tool, and they will not have any significant plot points until the end of the story!!) A certain university student die right after transmigrating into Naruto. Then let's transmigrate one more time! My name is Uchiha Ryo, and I just received a notice that I have been accepted into the prestigious Shuchiin Academy. As a ninja, my mission is to raise the affection levels of all these girls? Hold up. System, I heard Kotoamatsukami can alter a person's will. Can I exchange for one with no cooldown! Shirogane Kei: Ryo-nii is mine, Onii-san you need to stay away from him! Shinomiya Kaguya: If you choose me, you'll also get a Hayasaka Ai as a bonus~ Yukinoshita Yukino: Your cat can really do a backflip? I want to see it! Chitanda Eru: I wonder who Ryo actually likes. I'm very curious! Gotou Hitori: Mmm.... Woof—— Kasumigaoka Utaha: I possess a softness that they cannot compare to. Hiratsuka Shizuka: If only you had been born ten years earlier. Shirosaki Hana: If only you had been born ten years later. Uchiha Ryo: Damn it! There are too many of them. System, exchange for that thing... [System: Shadow Clone Jutsu?] Uchiha Ryo: No, the Partial Expansion Jutsu! Crossover world: Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU, Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend, Hyouka, Bocchi the Rock!, WATATEN!: an Angel Flew Down to Me, Natsume's Book of Friends, and more...

It was just your typical weekend for Jason Rivera, chilling in his room minding his own business. messing around on on the Xbox late at night playing GW2, getting clowned on cause he’s shit at the game. it’s not his internet he’s just ass, he would have no further excuse if you asked him. even so he still was having fun with friends but then BAM! power goes out! nothing better to do other than wait for who knows how long or sleep? he decided to go to bed in hopes the power would be on. only for him to wake up in a entirely different house, in a different neighborhood than he remembered. could be worse, after all he could’ve got the pain of getting killed by truck Kun. ———————— heyoooo! thank you for taking interest in this story, this was just made cause I couldn’t get the idea out my head and figured why not give writing fanfics another try? here is a few warnings before you dive in! I am not an experienced writer! my skills in my honest opinion will be lacking and may not hold up to your expectations, my literacy/grammar skills are also not up to par. not cause I don’t know my English but just cause I’m honestly stupid. I tried paying attention in school but it is what it is. another thing if you see any flaws in grammar please let me know! but if your just going to be rude because you don’t like something and won’t be helpful to help me improve so you can enjoy the story then just leave. plenty other authors for you to bother. I finally found the right image resizer! ;^;

The God of Death has made a return, not to dominate the world, but to change a diaper. Raiking, once the supreme cultivator capable of obliterating civilizations with a mere thought, has emerged from years of isolation to discover that the only mortal he ever cherished is dead. She left behind only a final promise and an infant daughter named Faye. Confronted with the terrifying duty of raising a child and utterly at a loss for how to begin, Raiking seeks the guidance of his legendary Guild members: • ​Ezmelral: A sentient Divine Sword that tackles rocking the cradle with the precision of a military operation. • ​Libinea: A dethroned Phoenix Queen simply trying to manage the ensuing chaos. What mortals perceive as the onset of an apocalyptic conflict is, in fact, a god's frantic quest to obtain: Ordinary milk? No, my daughter deserves only the finest. The Heavens possess the best Celestial Milk? Then we must seize it. She needs a bed? There are whispers in the tavern about a dungeon, locked away for a thousand years, that is soon to be unsealed. Mortal sects are vying for the legendary artifact inside? How unfortunate for them. That Ice Bed is the only thing that can keep her comfortable, so I will claim it. Babies need toys? Then the Dwarven Kingdom must ensure their finest blacksmiths are on the job. Yet, beneath the humor lies a deeper narrative. Raiking’s actions send ripples through the world, drawing the attention of old foes, estranged allies, and a former wife who still believes that fragile human lives hold a significance he has long dismissed. As the child, Faye, grows, she becomes both anchor and enigma: evidence that even the God of Death might be transformed, not by fate, but by the quiet, ordinary moments he once considered trivial. --- This is a slice-of-life comedy about an overpowered dad who tackles parenting dilemmas with excessive force.

The fool of the Old Mu Family, Mu Shuangshuang, who was bullied by everyone, suddenly changed one day! She was not foolish anymore, and she knew how to fight back when bullied. The dirt thrown on her was returned little by little. The once famous fool of a woman suddenly became smart, became beautiful, became wealthy, and even had an admirable good husband by her side, living a leisurely and carefree life from then on! 【New book 'Rebirth Blessed Wife with Space' has been released, old book 'Rebirth Farm Girl is Stunning'】

As a scandal magnet in the entertainment industry, even Yu Xia helping to chase away a dog can spark rumors of cohabitation, causing her manager to nearly vomit blood out of frustration. Unexpectedly, after returning from a trip, her manager went crazy and got her into a boy band talent show, supposedly to fight poison with poison. It's quite venomous, because... her ex-boyfriend is on this show! When the talent show aired— Fans: Yu Xia, stop your hands and mouth, you can't go after young idols! Manager: Yu Xia, you better take your work seriously, no getting involved with people. After the talent show formed a group, on the explosively popular escape variety show, Xie Qingci and Yu Xia teamed up, becoming the nation's most-clicked escape duo. Fans watched wide-eyed, as the sparks of love between them flew high. Fans: Kiss him! Kiss him till the world flips upside down! Manager: Yu Xia, you actually went and got involved with someone again! Yu Xia: Those were mistakes of the past, now I'm forced into this / takes out a handkerchief to wipe tears away [Older woman-younger man romance, talent show, comedic derivative livestream, escape variety show, passionate romance]

Lu Zheng possessed a jade seal which allowed him to transmigrate to an alternate world freely. Initially, he thought that the alternate world which he frequented was but an ordinary ancient civilization. With no particular ambition in mind, he planned to become a merchant and enjoyed the casual life of a rich man. He would find a few pretty maidens to accompany him while he explored the place and enjoyed various delicacies. That would be his ordinary and mundane life. His boring life lasted until the day he gave a beggar who showed up at his doorstep a meal. His jade seal obtained a strand of luck because of his action. Since then, he encountered a fox demon visiting him during the day and a beautiful ghost looking for him at night. The members of the Quanzhen Sect paid him tribute while some Buddhist monks stood in his path. So, it turned out that this world was not ordinary.

Tao Ti was the daughter of Taotie and the mount of War God, who bravely sacrificed herself to save War God. War God collected her soul fragments and sent them into reincarnation. Taotie, a Fierce Beast, feeds on Evil Spirit, resentment, and misfortune. The reincarnated little Tao Ti was switched by a maid and sold to the mountains, where she faced daily struggles of hunger and inadequate clothing. Fortunately, a variety show entered the village and filmed little Tao Ti, causing a sensation in the comments section~ 【Such a cute human cub, don't block her from the camera, I want to watch!】 【The show crew should give her more screen time, poor little thing!】 【Isn't she much more beautiful than a female star?】 A talent agency quickly came to sign her, but her real elder brother, a big shot, rushed over to take her home! She not only exploded in popularity in the entertainment industry but also became the beloved darling of a wealthy family!

As an actress with solid skills yet stuck as a third or fourth-tier minor celebrity, Song Ci fell down on her way to an audition. When she woke up, she found herself turned into a fabulously wealthy Old Madam, living a life of eating and waiting for death! Song Ci declared she couldn't accept such a beginning for her script! But since she's already in this situation, she might as well act it out. After all, as the proverb goes: Life is a play, and it's all about acting! The new book "The Young Lady Who Never Seeks Progress" is now serializing~

A female military doctor is reborn in ancient times and faces drought and famine. Her grandfather is a scoundrel, and her grandmother is vicious; they want to sell her entire family for food. Gu Jinli says: It's a small matter, first deal with the rotten grandpa and evil grandma, then find water to exchange for food, and lead the family through the disaster. Escaping to settle in Dafeng Village, outsiders struggle to fit in and face various oppressions, how to solve it? Gu Jinan says: No problem, brother is a scholar examination master, excelling all the way, from scholar to presented scholar, bringing glory to the family, looking down on scum. Just as life seems to be going well, military chaos erupts, Gu Jinli flips the table, this girl just wants to farm, wars and such, get lost! The young man picked up during the escape: My lady, fear not, your husband is a battlefield maniac, turning from a small soldier to a marquis, ensuring your ten thousand acres of medicinal fields and lifelong peace. PS: A face-slapping, scumbag-abusing farming novel, the main male and female characters are pure in body and mind, with mutual pampering, and a happy ending. [The female lead does not practice medicine but uses medical knowledge to get rich^0^]

An elder asked a young man if he wanted revenge for being humiliated by a strong man and disregarded by his master. The elder offers to pass his power to the young man, who is amazed to find centuries' worth of skill appear on his phone. The power is from the Heavenly Court, where users can borrow without interest for 30 days. The young man worries it might be a 'magic loan,' but the elder assures him that it is safe, as the daily interest is very low. Zhang Yu snorted coldly and closed the ad.