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THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK WAS DISRESPECTED BY HIS CO-EDITOR (AKA JJ EDITOR, A VERY SENSELESS MAN). SO THE AUTHOR TERMINATED THE SO-CALLED CONTRACT-THAT-CAN'T-BE-TERMINATED.

Second book of RTSSIA Series. Read Book 1 through here: https://www.webnovel.com/book/34280531508761905 --------------- Commander Hans Flemmens is no longer just a survivor. With the Construction Yard deployed and a functioning base established, he now commands an army that does not tire, does not falter, and does not run out of ammunition. But a base is only the beginning. Beyond it lies Grefort City, a hundred-kilometer expanse occupied by millions of infected, with Hives within its streets and more than a few secrets hidden within. As Hans pushes farther into the city, captures Strategic Facilities, and expands his army along the way, what else will he uncover inside Grefort, and the cities that lay beyond it?

I've got more interesting stuff on patreon patreon.com/Chill76 The protagonist is an accidental time traveler - he didn't wait, didn't guess, only dreamed, but ended up in history, which he didn't pay much attention to. He was just lucky with his lineage. Ryo is a new member of the Nara clan, from the Uzumaki lineage on his father's side, and it so happened that he was born not at the beginning of the known plot, but more than three decades and two world wars later. Now he has to figure out how to get out of this situation however he can. I've got more interesting stuff on patreon patreon.com/Chill76

(Currently being revised so the story may be incoherent) "Knowledge, There you are! We need to do this quickly before the other gods notice." Valor says as he motions for her to approach. "I'm surprised you agreed to help with this." Gluttony adds with a cruel smile. "I never would have thought the God of Knowledge would be the one to give us aid." Knowledge mearly nods at his words. "Now, this is it! That crazy bat from the far continent has made some crazy monsters before but this one is the cream of the crop. Fully capable of self-evolution and self-replication. It can breed a whole army of different monsters by gathering the essence of other lifeforms!" Valor says as he points to a large egg on the ground. She nods again. "You know, I thought you'd be as excited as I am with this? Endless war and power; we'll have full control of the system once this thing begins its rampage." Knowledge raises her hands in the air and shakes them unenthusiastically. "As sarcastic as ever I see. Well, whatever. Place your hand hand here and help us with the seal." She does as she is told and a huge beam of light descends upon the egg; but her attention is elsewhere. Using the ceremony as a distraction, Knowledge brings lost souls from other worlds and implants them in unsuspecting inhabitants. She can see it. Tiny seeds of change have been sewn.

[Horror Game Developer : My games really aren't that scary!] I hate horror. From the skittering sounds of footsteps racing behind me, to the soft yet unnervingly cold whispers curling around my ears... All of it. I hate it. So much so that I start puking whenever I reach a certain threshold. And yet, I am a Horror Game Developer. A crappy one at that. So, given my lack of ability, I decided to quit. And yet... [Congratulations, you've been selected for the Horror Game Developer System!] Nope, I don't want it. Let me quit. ※ Note : Your world might experience some changes. But don't worry! It's part of the game! *** This is a story about a game developer who hates horror, but has no choice but to develop games scary enough to traumatize people. You want to curse me for making you piss your pants? If that's the case, who do I curse? *** An SCP inspired story with its own twist! Discord : https://discord.gg/FK7ZQU3b9p

I died. No epic last stand, no blaze of glory. I just died. And I woke up in the world of Demon Slayer with the worst fate imaginable: my blood is basically cocaine for demons. Every demon that catches my scent loses its mind trying to devour me. My combat skills? Zero. My system? Locked. My master? He's been trying to abandon me for months. I was screwed… COMPLETELY SCREWED! Until one night, the cutest demon girl I've ever seen across two lifetimes tackled me to the ground, straddled me, and buried her face in my neck. And instead of shitting myself in fear… my heart started racing, and something inside me finally awakened. Turns out my power activates through female contact. The closer she is, the stronger I become… Yeah, I know how that sounds. My master calls me a degenerate. Her brother wants to rip my head off. And there I am, clinging to her like my life depends on it. Because it literally does. Welcome to a story where every breath smells like flowers, every battle starts with an embrace… …and my dignity was the first thing I sacrificed to survive.

Alden, the Bearer of the Curse and reluctantly Tarnished in the path of the Elden Lord, finds himself in a new world for the second time. Torn from Drangleic after obtaining the four crowns and freeing himself from the curse, he finds himself in the Lands Between, a land filled with warring deities and demigods. After curing Radahn of his scarlet rot during the festival, he awakens in a completely new world after Miquella's interference, wishing to rid himself of him after having part of his plans thwarted. Now the undead monarch must find a way back, having to deal with Kazdel's civil wars, Oripathy, Lovecratian entities, political intrigue, and a vampire who wants to drink his blood. *This story is an OMAKE of the main one called Elden Monarch. Honestly, I liked the idea and plan to continue it here for those interested in the crossover. Check the original work if you want more context.

A reincarnated man harbors a twisted ambition: he longs for a grand, cinematic death before the eyes of the world, seeking to leave behind a grief-stricken memory that never heals. Yet, a singular obstacle thwarts his desire—his own overwhelming, god-like power. He possesses the devastating strength of Alfia in a male form, but without the debilitating illness that once crippled her. Coupled with the "Liaris Freese" skill, which drives his growth to ever-escalating heights, he has become an invincible monster. No matter how much he yearns for his end, death remains perpetually out of reach. [100 Power Stones = 1 Bonus Chapter] [99+ chapters ahead on P@tr3on = [email protected]/Raven737]

Woke up in a child’s body after getting hit by a truck? Well, thanks for still being alive! You find yourself not in your familiar world—surrounded by communicators, galonet, and all the other comforts of civilization—but in a place where everyone drives smoky cars running on burning hydrocarbons? Could be worse. At least you don’t have to chase mammoths with a spear. Did the universe throw you some classic transmigrator goodies? I’ll take a hundred! What do you mean, no? Just a couple, but hefty ones… That’ll do for a start. --- This is a translation! Raw: “Ричи”

【Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Dragon Gallbladder Bright Silver Spear. 】 (一_一) 【Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Tree Planting Technique～】 (●—●？) 【Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Trans-Time and Space Teleporter! 】 Note: You can read +100 advanced chapters in my patreon: Patreon.com/Kakarot17

Join The Discord https://discord.gg/7cEM5KP2D [ WARNING: R18 MATURE CONTENT] He died a fool Alex, a forty-five years old senior accountant gets fired by his greedy boss without any warning. after arriving home early, still reeling from the shock, he finds his wife Emily in bed with his childhood best friend, Zack. Soon he found out the entire truth. The kids were never his from the start. His pretentious wife had been cuckholding him for fifteen long years and had already transferred all of his property and savings into her name. Furious, he tries to fight back, but ends up getting killed. Alex thought that this was the end, but instead he wakes up twenty four years in the past. A translucent screen suddenly appeared before his eyes [system initializing] [Welcome Alex, to the heavenly desire system] Now, to grow stronger he must charm, seduce and conquer desire itself. Fine this time he won't be a fool. he'll do whatever it takes to achieve his goal. His ex-boss cold, snobbish daughter... Whose sweetness will be his to taste. Zack's mature lonely mother, with a body made for sin. The cold beauties who once looked down on him... The seductive teachers... The hidden heiresses... And married women with frustrated nights... They will blush, tremble and want him. As for those who betrayed him? Well they'll kneel and beg but he won't forgive them. . . . "Are you really sure this aura of seduction stuff is working?" He said suspiciously. [Of course it's working. It's just that you can't see it yet] 'Well then, is there a way I can see it?' [Uhmm... Yes...] Don't forget to Add to Library and follow the story — daily updates and lots of temptation ahead. # [STRONG OVERPOWERED MC],[ MILF], [SMUT], [BEAUTY] [NTR] Netori but no Netorare, [WEAK TO STRONG], [BETRAYAL], [REVENGE] [SLICE OF LIFE]

Marcus was a rising star in finance, until his boss's petty revenge left him fired, and near broke. The woman he loved was gone. His future was a joke, his life adrift, and with nothing left to lose His only way out was Dominion, the world's first true VRMMO, a game that promises to become humanity's second world, where in-game gold translates to real-world wealth. For Marcus, it wasn't a game; it was a desperate last chance to rebuild his life and support his sister. But on the day of character creation, the system glitched. While other players were assigned random stats, Marcus was given the impossible: Maxed-Out Base Attributes and a legendary, unchangeable Luck stat of 20. The system tried to fix him. It failed. Now, Marcus doesn't play the game. He exploits it. Armed with a broken skill that reveals every secret and a drop rate that makes him instantly rich, he is the statistical anomaly the developers never accounted for.

**100% FREE — NOW AND FOREVER** **No paywalls. No locked chapters. This story will remain completely free, permanently. Follow the entire journey from beginning to end without spending a single cent!** Your company along the way is what truly matters. God bless you all. Kael died. Not heroically. Not while saving the world. Not after defeating some powerful enemy. He simply died. When he wakes up, he finds himself standing before Altus Pervertus, a supposed celestial archmage who governs the afterlife while sitting on a sacred toilet inside a stable. Before Kael can even understand what is happening, his life becomes even more complicated. He is reincarnated into another world as **Kaela Orion** — now in a female body, living in a medieval society, and possessing an extremely rare class: **Heir of Unwanted Magnetism.** An ability that involuntarily attracts men. No matter where she goes, Kaela seems destined to turn ordinary situations into complete disasters. But there is a mission. The Demon King must be defeated. A Forbidden SS+ Relic must be recovered. And perhaps, if she succeeds, Kaela might have a chance to reclaim her old life. Sounds simple. Until she meets the people who will be joining her. Lyra Fluxhart is a demon hunter who seems to find supernatural enemies almost everywhere. Seraphine is kind-hearted, but somehow has developed an unusual relationship with scissors and dwarves. Dorian has an impressive talent for turning almost any situation into something embarrassing. And Donkey... Well, Donkey believes he is a noble horse. And apparently, nobody has the courage to tell him otherwise. Together, they begin their journey as adventurers. There is just one small problem: **They are not exactly the group of heroes the world was expecting.** While the guild begins to believe there must be something extraordinary about the strange group that was welcomed by the king, Kaela can only think of one thing: **“Why am I the one who has to deal with everything?”** Between failed missions, strange cities, demons, forbidden relics, unlikely friendships, and problems nobody should have caused in the first place... an adventure begins. And perhaps, somewhere in the middle of all this chaos, something much greater is waiting for them. But first... **they need to survive their next mission.**

"Little one, you’ve followed me all this way—do you really want to become my disciple? You should know, I, the Guuji, am usually very busy." "But… Great Fox Spirit, I really want to become stronger." Looking at the child in front of her, with white fox ears and a fox tail, Yae Miko smiled faintly. 'Ah, Fox Saigū, now you won’t be able to escape my grasp.' "Teaching you to become stronger isn’t impossible, but I have no intention of being your master. The word ‘master’ makes one feel terribly old. From now on, just call me Sister." "Having Sister teach you skills isn’t impossible either. As long as you can… no, persuade a shrine maiden like me to stay at the Grand Narukami Shrine, I, your Sister, will teach you all my abilities." Raw: 原神之八重是我姐 Author: 于氏剑客 著

Good news: I made it to the Pokémon world. Bad news: I am a Pokémon. ꒦ິ^꒦ິ First Life: I was reincarnated as a Weedle at the edge of the woods, struggling to survive in a primal era of monstrous Pokémon. Second Life: I was reborn as a super-popular Pokémon with immense potential, only to be beaten up and chased out of the forest by my former Beedrill companions. Third Life: As a Flying-type, I somehow managed to fall off a cliff. Fourth Life: As a Water-type that couldn't swim, I nearly drowned before being saved by Misty. Fifth Life: I became one of Cynthia’s Pokémon and helped my waifu win the Sinnoh League Championship. ... Eventually, He lost count of how many times He had been reborn. He only knew one thing for certain: these days, even the great Arceus had better show Him some respect.

隠されたシステム：オタク覇王の台頭 (Kakusareta Shisutemu: Otaku Haō no Taitō) one event happened when a bunch of meteor, strike to the world and the power surging to the earth and cost life, and not only that it makes earth 10 times bigger and new land discovered but not all identified but worst part of it a monster the creature that from the meteor that can possessed earth creature and mutate them into monster called Hasd and their leader believe that they call them Yel`goh leading to the destruction of world invasion and cost many life but that it`s not the end. To fight them all nation of the world not only found nightmare but also hope, in that meteor people also find a resource that called magic and other tribe rise from it such as elf, dwarf, etc. with their help people have agree to learn about magic and with this people can fight the Hasd and make a resistance and some of them who powerful will be title as lord, great warrior, and also a Hero, with all of them fighting the Hasd making a long War event that occur until many years a Woman Hero slain the king and the Hasd retreat and victory of the people of the world. And many years later we start this story of child the kid who raised by his Grandmother Amamiya Mizuki now change it family name Shinya Mizuki a child name Shinya Shihara raised with love of his Grandmother, but his father and others bully him because he had no bless in his status which is mean have no talent of power at all, or is just the church blessing can`t detect it, with all that cruel life he had a fate turn when he met Galia, a floating 3 feet tall human like with cat ears with white long hair and orange ear cat and eyes, with her help Shihara aquire that called by overlord system and need more level up the mastery of the system, with also more additional skill and power inside of it. In Shinkou City, bloodlines decide your fate. And at the heart of it all is Eiyuuin Academy — where the strongest magical heirs train for dominance. Here, women reign supreme. Men are pawns, tokens, or slaves. And Shinya Shihara, the lowest-ranked male student with no known affinity, is the perfect target for mockery and abuse. But everything changes when he have the system in his hand, could he be the one who will mastering all power in the overlord system to uncover the truth of this world and what purpose of the system and be the new overlord [HIDDEN SYSTEM BOOTING...] AFFINITY: UNDEFINED RESTRICTIONS REMOVED WELCOME, PLAYER ONE Suddenly, Shinya can scan the world like a game. Steal the gifts of his enemies. Upgrade them. Multiply them. Corrupt them. And bend the arrogant goddesses of Eiyuuin and all great women warrior From zero… To Greatest man Warrior that forever will be

Reincarnated into High School DxD, he’s not a chosen hero—just a background character with terrible luck. His reincarnation perks are absurdly strong… and almost all of them are suicide moves. One wrong activation and it’s game over. In a world ruled by devils, angels, dragons, and gods, that makes survival a daily gamble. Forced to grow stronger while staying under the radar, he struggles to stay alive as supernatural chaos pulls him in deeper and deeper. Unfortunately for him, fate has other plans. Dangerous, powerful girls keep getting involved in his life, dragging him into battles, conspiracies, and a slowly forming harem he never asked for—but can’t escape. This is the story of a mob character with lethal abilities, impossible odds, and way too much female attention… Trying not to blow himself up in High School DxD.

#NO-HAREM SECT #NOT a translation or mtl. #NO AI #Strong language #No Filter #Full of dark and triggering Humour #Seriousness blended with Comedy #Average 3000 words a chapter #PEAK plot #Contains engagement baits to catch your short spanned attention Discord Link: pn6whQ97 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Synopsis/ They called me a Monster, but I call it correction. . This is a story about a patriotic fella from Germany who gets reincarnated into the world of Naruto while getting the insane martial powers of Garou from One Punch Man. Can he bring about an upheaval to the brutal world of Naruto by using techniques passed down from his great ancestor? Can the sun rise again in the dark world of the elemental nations? Read and find out. . No Harem, only Romance. *Over the top comedy that's not for everyone. _______________ A Naruto FF AU stuff ---------------------------- Disclaimer: Except OC, nothing is mine.

“So you’re telling me I can’t pick the One Piece world? Why not? Did I already choose it in some past life or something? And what does that even have to do with me now? Alright, fine… as long as you get me out of this damn prison, I’ll pick another world. Wait—did you just say your name is The Divine Network of Interesting Dreams? That’s… weird. But hey, I’ve got a dream you might actually like: creating a Naruto manga inside the Naruto world, and making the ninjas there stop fighting real wars… only to start virtual wars over my manga!” ⸻ Note: This novel is the legitimate sister of my other work: Creating Manga of One Piece in Pirates World Become My Ultimate Goal! It features the same protagonist, but in a different timeline

Ethan Crowe walked out of prison after seven years with nothing to his name and nowhere to belong. The world he returned to was unrecognisable. Gates had torn open across the globe, monsters roamed beyond human control, and society now revolved around the Titled - people chosen by mysterious voices and granted supernatural powers that made them heroes, weapons, and rulers all at once. Ethan wasn’t one of them. Not at first. Lost, angry, and with no future worth chasing, Ethan was barely surviving when a voice finally spoke to him. "Your Title is… Lord Of Beasts." But something about his awakening was wrong. Instead of gaining power in the real world like every other Titled, Ethan awakened a System tied to the Tower Of Beasts - a brutal, game-like world he can only enter while asleep. Inside the Tower, Ethan must fight for survival against monstrous creatures, earning power through a system of skills, evolution, and beasts. As for the beasts he acquires there? They persist beyond his dreams... Registered as an E Rank Titled with only D Rank potential, Ethan should have been insignificant. Yet the Lord of Beasts cannot be measured by ordinary standards. As Ethan grows stronger at an impossible rate, his existence begins to ripple outward - drawing the attention of elite Titled, criminal syndicates, and forces lurking behind the Gates themselves. His past refuses to stay buried, his beasts grow more dangerous, and the truth behind his Title hints at something far more terrifying than anyone realises. In a world ruled by power, Ethan Crowe starts at the bottom. But as the Lord of Beasts, it’s only a matter of time before he climbs to the top! Note: The novel is a gritty version of the typical hunter/awakener novels with a beast twist, which I hope you will enjoy Discord Server: https://discord.gg/c34nURr72W P.S. This is my WSA 2026 Entry - all support with powerstones and reviews is appreciated :) Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to real events, locations, or people are purely coincidental and not intended to portray anything.