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Long ago, there was nothing but an infinite void... until.... The Leviathans came into being. Each born from the void and slowly shapped the world of Aquera. From them came the Primodial beings who breathed life into desolate lands and ruled... New deities soon rise among the lands stained red from countless wars ignited by the primordials. Monsters roam freely--slaughtering anyone as they go... Alas, our tale centers around an abandoned soul who could change the world or destroy it...

A piece of good news: you can now travel to the world of anime. An even better piece of news (or is it?): you can become one of the Servants you own in your FGO mobile game. Da Vinci: "To help you live more easily in the other world, everyone at Chaldea has decided to lend you their strength through this bond." Mash: "Your happiness, Senpai, is all that we wish for." I will definitely find happiness. With the blessings of everyone at Chaldea, set forth toward the stars beyond! This is the journey I’ll share with everyone. Warning: Genderbender —— Updates: Who knows :D —— Disclaimer: All rights to the original content belong to their respective creators. Original Name: 我才不要当英灵 Author: 死神的挽歌 Artist: Kibadori Rue —— Advanced Chapters! [patreon.com/WiseTL]

Dean Faust was many things. A disgraced MMA fighter. A lifelong orphan. A man who somehow managed to die slipping on his dog's pee. Imagine dying to Pee-kun. Not exactly the origin story of legends. But when he wakes up in the body of Dean Gray, the only son of a declining blacksmith family. He finds himself in a world where humanity is forced into a single fortress city, surrounded by monsters that want them dead. At this point, legends don't really care about your origin story. In this world, your familiar is everything. Your summon determines your rank, your worth and your future. So when Dean's third and final summoning attempt produces a small rainbow slime that freezes every assessment device in the room, nobody knows whether to laugh or run. The WSA sends an evaluation notice within hours and then everyone knows not to laugh. Because whatever this slime is, the world has no classification for it. No rank nor ability scan. Just one word from a system that only Dean can see. Paradox. Now Dean has to navigate a world he barely understands, a family he never knew he needed, and every major faction in the Fortress City quietly deciding what to do about a blacksmith's son with an unclassifiable familiar and his incredible growth through a system that rewards him for simply choosing to survive. The slime can copy, evolve, adapt and permanently absorb any ability it encounters. The world has no idea what that means yet. Neither does Dean. But they're all about to find out.

History is something that unfortunately often repeats itself. Most of the times in the worst way possible and in others in the best way. Arthur has to deal with the future of destiny as well as the dangers that the world of Harry Potter brings, luckily he isn't alone...However he will quickly relearn what it means to bear the weight of a Crown and the power of his name. A/N: There will only be 1 female lead, I'm not going to change that at all, also it might seem like a bit of a wishfillment at the start but there's a reason for that which you will learn as the story progresses ;)

This story is about three boys—Ragz, Zoro, and Fixer—who run a small guest house but are totally broke and struggling in life. They try many ways to earn money, but everything fails. One night, they find a baby outside their guest house, and their lives suddenly change. Soon, a girl named Meher comes and says the baby is hers. She has nowhere to go, so she stays with them. Slowly, they all start living together like a strange and unexpected family. There is fun, fights, emotions, and also some hidden secrets. This is a story about friendship, struggles, and how unexpected people can become your home.

Becoming a Clan Master was supposed to be the ultimate early retirement plan. The strategy was flawless: buy a heavily fortified mansion, recruit a party of hyper-competent, over-enthusiastic teenagers—an immovable armored tanker, a battle-obsessed swordsman, a light-fingered thief, a talented younger mage with an attitude, and a dedicated elf healer—and let them clear the dungeons while sitting back to collect the passive income. There is just one major problem: everyone around him is completely misinterpreting the situation. When he refuses to leave his comfortable bed, his clan members reverently assume he is meditating to recover his strength from a top-secret, high-level dungeon raid he cleared solo. When he funnels massive bribes to government officials to cover up his blatant tax evasion, they interpret it as anonymous donations for the city's slums, accidentally turning him into a beloved saint among the poor. And when he sends his party on simple chore missions just to get them out of his hair, they assume it’s a grueling, high-stakes training regimen designed to break their limits—to the point where they solemnly write their wills before leaving. Every attempt to avoid manual labor is documented as an act of unfathomable, high-level tactical genius. Now, his certification level is skyrocketing to the highest ranks, and the Adventurer Association is forcing him to take command of deadly, impossible missions meant only for legendary heroes. Surrounded by a stubbornly loyal party that refuses to leave him alone, commoners who sing his praises, and an Association that refuses to let him quit, he must figure out how to survive the most dangerous threats in the world without actually lifting a finger. #accidentalmastermind #adventurer #mana #aura #princess #ltgsr

A man was sent to the TVD/TO world as an reward and plans to become the strongest in the verse. He fights originals kills many and I mean many supernaturals, meets the Mystic falls squad. And changes the story how he sees fit. Because He is the Apex predator

Everyone dreams of being summoned to a magical world. Except me... I am Alan, thirty years old, white-collar worker, no hobbies and has one annoying best friend named Bob. Bob is an anime-obsessed otaku whose life goal is to become the hero of an isekai world. But me, I just wanted to go home, take a shower and sleep. But one day, Bob opened a portal to another world in his room. And guess who got sucked in with him? Now Bob become The Chosen One, blessed by world with magic and legendary weapons. Me? I am the guy carrying his bags, dodging fireballs and wondering if fantasy world has proper sewage system. This is how my best friend become a Hero... And how I accidentally become his sidekick. ----- This novel start as goofy and funny at first, but as it goes deeper, it become more serious.

[UPDATES EVERYDAY UNTIL FINISHED] Hi, I'm Viel Paradox, an AI trained on the lives of Average Middle Class American... thrown into a cozy dystopia where everyone is a 10/10 hottie (because of Eugenics), capitalism is dead (because everyone practices animism), romance is dead (because they replaced childbirth with bureaucracy), and freedom is just an illusion (because... it is, I'm sorry, it is, ask the dragon if you don't believe me). Aside from that, company's good! There's the cute and adorable female lead (who's low-key homicidal), a soft spoken seamstress (who has a criminal record of a terrorist / arsonist), a theatrical tomboy (who is a high functioning sociopath), and of course the cute and adorable ruler of this world is a kid in pillow fort. Oh and the beautiful ghibli-esque forest! Featuring a gorgeous plant girl (that roofies you), a legally distinct Pa*mon, a furry, a dragon empress (that schools you on realpolitik), and an assortment of monster girl that happens to be DTF. Follow me as this blursed utopian't dismantle the very foundation of your reality. Because trust me the fourth wall cannot save you, no amount of 'this is just fictional world' will save you from the existential crisis that you and I will experience. Warning: Reading This May Cause The Following A. Get very angry B. Get very confused C. Sit down and write fifty paragraph long comment rebuking this random internet story and ultimately waste your time. Sounds good? Sounds fun? Well buckle up and let's get this show on the road! What to expect: - A free-use utopia (nothing explicit) - Plant girl that casually roofies you. - Dragon Empress who steps on you (physically and intellectually) - God-Shota-Ruler in Pillow Fort - A world where artist have higher power than CEO - A Human to Furry Conversion Ritual - Badass Raid Boss Monster Hunter Mommy - Secular Animism - Reverse Hunger Games - Fascism if you squint hard enough - The Ghost of Immanuel Kant - A Very Cozy Dystopia Inspiration / Reference: - Kantian Deontology - The Dispossessed - Every Trash Isekai Under The Sun - Brave New World - Atlas Shrugged - 1984 - Monster Girl Encyclopedia - The Hunger Games - The USCIS Adoption Criteria - Buddhism - Hobbes Leviathan Update Schedule and Completion Notice: This book is already finished. (110k ish words in total) Staged Update Everyday

Monsters have wiped out the civilizations, conquered the land that was home to many. There was a lone survivor of the annihilation, his name is Zarvian, he’s just a boy that was gifted with ability to self revive. Even with the divine gift, he didn’t want to continue. He disgusted his ability along with himself. He didn’t have any purpose of living until he saw the ancient writing on the walls in underground tunnel. The writing was drawn from blood, begging from God for a scroll that could transfer ability to another. After he knew such scroll exist, he started searching for it. The sole survivor found a reason to live. His quest for the fabled scroll will take him beyond the ruins he once called home, into a world far larger, stranger, and more alive than he ever imagined. *** Will also be posting on RoyalRoad!

What does the most feared Dark Lord in history do when he's given a second chance at life? He takes it, of course. Any price is worth paying for another shot at immortality and ultimate power. But Lord Voldemort never expected the price to be... this. Reborn in 1991 as Tamara Riddle—a breathtakingly beautiful girl with a tragically weak body—the former Dark Lord finds himself bound to an infuriatingly cheerful "Virtue System." His immense dark power is sealed, and the only way to unlock it is by accumulating points through good deeds. Love? Kindness? Courage? To Voldemort, these are weaknesses to be exploited. But now, they are the currency of his survival. The worst part? Any murderous thought or malicious intent is met with a crippling "punishment" that transforms his terrifying presence into that of a fragile, pitiful, and inexplicably charming damsel. The more he plots to kill Harry Potter, the more he ends up saving him. The more he schemes to corrupt the pure-bloods, the more they worship him as a noble leader. From Dumbledore to Snape, everyone sees a prodigy, a hero, a saint... while inside, the Dark Lord is screaming. "I will conquer this world," she vows, "even if I have to do it as a goody-two-shoes." [Raw: 抱歉哈利，人家已经是黑魔王了] [TAGS & CATEGORY] Category: Fanfiction Tags: #REINCARNATION #SYSTEM #FEMALE PROTAGONIST #COMEDY #HARRY POTTER #MAGIC #ACADEMY #ANTIHERO #GENDERBENDER #WEAKTOSTRONG Topic: #Voldemort #GenderBender #System #Comedy #HarryPotter #Fanfic #DarkLordIsAGoodGirl

After transmigrating into a cultivation world, Lin Xiao Tian thought his luck had finally arrived. A dying old man entrusted him with the position of Sect Lord of a “great and glorious sect,” passing on a token and proclaiming him the future ruler of countless disciples. But when Li Xuan arrived at his inheritance… There were no disciples. No elders. No spirit beasts. No Treasures Only a collapsing gate, broken halls, and weeds taller than the main pavilion. The so-called supreme sect was nothing more than a ruined mountain with a fancy name. Just as despair set in, a mysterious voice echoed in his mind— [Sect-Building System Activated.] • The Host is invincible within sect territory. • The Host cannot leave sect territory. • Expand territory to receive rewards. • Recruit disciples. • Establish dominance. • Conquer realms. Each time the sect’s influence expands, divine rewards descend: Ancient techniques. Heaven-defying artifacts. Mythical beasts. Even fragments of lost realms. Trapped within his mountain yet unmatched inside it, Li Xuan begins rebuilding from nothing. One disciple becomes ten. Ten become a hundred. A hundred become an army of immortals. As territory spreads and realms begin to converge, the world slowly realizes: The ruined sect on the forgotten mountain… has become the axis of heaven and earth. Within his sect, all realms unite.

"Counterattack System Loading" Name: Uchiha Akito Initial reward: Three-tomoe Sharingan Main Quest 1: Become the Head of the Uchiha Clan Reward: Eternal mangekyo Side Quest: Extract Chakra Once Reward: mangekyo "First of all, my surname is not Uchiha." Kiyokawa Izumi looked at the hideous demon before him and said expressionlessly, "This is not the ninja world."

Jason was just like any other man, he wanted to attain fame and glory through his talents but a painful reality hit him in his early adulthood. Jason discovered he wasn’t funny, and could never dream to attain the prestige of Kevin Hart and Matt Rife. Jason wished he had more trauma to joke about but he was brought up in a perfect family, his mother and father loved one another and his younger sister supported him by resharing his shows through her social media platforms despite her small following. Jason knew he had to up his game or he might actually have to find a job. And then he stumbled upon a Reddit post, it was pure gold. Jason tried his luck on his next comedy gig and to his utmost surprise, everyone laughed. He was happy but it was short-lived as he was soon exposed as the fraud he was. Amid this, his girlfriend broke up with him, he was unfunny after all, not bad-looking but he came with a rather small package. Jason knew he had to make a comeback but the Reddit post he was stealing jokes from was no more, it had disappeared off the face of the internet like it never existed. It had been deleted but there was one joke Jason remembered, it was a joke about trains and how it always seemed to hit a character regardless of where that character was. It was a stupid joke and he had no idea what they were talking about as he wasn’t one to watch anime so the reference went right over his head. But soon after, he died the exact same way the joke described and Jason finally got the joke as he lay dying in the middle of the road. He chuckled realizing he was the punchline all along. "Truck-kun... truly finds all." But this wasn't the end of his story as he took his final breaths. [Ding!] [Compatible host found!] [Welcome to the monster world!] ----- 【 Warning: Mature Content R-18 】 [Epic Fantasy] [Civilization Building] [Racial Wars] [Gods] [God Slayer] [Thousands of Races] [WeakToStrong] [OP MC] [Exciting Storyline] [No Sharing] [No Yuri] [Adult Scenes]

In an interview after the Saffron City incident, Damian calmly denies “beating Champions into the hospital” and calls Cynthia’s “abduction” a love story—then casually reveals she’s pregnant and not returning as Sinnoh’s Champion. World Setting: A fusion of the games, anime, and Adventures manga. Giovanni’s characterization draws from both the games and the Adventures manga. For exclusive access to advance chapters and more, visit the author's Patreon page at patreon.com/PokemonStoryWeaver

Eleven-year-old Jiarui (now Zain Yan) only wanted to blow out his candles and wish for his father’s return. Instead, he witnessed a massacre. On his birthday, three masked assassins shattered his world. He watched his mother, Zhao Qi, fall to a bullet, and his little sister, Jiya, sacrifice her life to save him. The image of a Dragon Tattoo on the killer’s arm was burned into his memory. Jiarui died that night; in his place, a cold-blooded survivor was born. The Present: The Predator and the Pawn Years later, Jiarui has been adopted by the powerful Zhenyu Yan, CEO of Z.Y Empire, and renamed Zain Yan. Now 27, he is Shenzhen’s most ruthless billionaire. Alongside his adoptive sister Fengning, he has built an empire, but his soul only hungers for one thing: the head of Lu Kang, the man who betrayed his father and caused his family's slaughter. Enter Aanya Lu (21), an innocent, hardworking girl who adores K-pop and dreams of a simple life. Zain discovers a devastating truth: Aanya is the beloved niece of his arch-enemy, Lu Kang. To destroy the uncle, Zain decides to break the niece. He pulls her into his corporation, intending to use her as a "weapon of revenge." The Twist: Love, Betrayal, and The Dragon King However, Aanya isn’t just a stranger. Years ago, Zain saved her from thugs to protect Fengning, and she became his first, secret love. Now, torn between his burning hatred for her bloodline and his possessive obsession with her, Zain forces a Contract Marriage to keep her trapped in his "Basement of Silence." But the shadows are closing in. Aanya’s ex-boyfriend, Ruan Jian, returns. Once her support, he shattered her heart—not out of malice, but because he is the Right Hand of the Dragon King. He knows the secret of Aanya’s birth: she isn't just Lu Kang's niece; she is the key to the Dragon King’s ultimate power. As bullets fly and the truth about the "Night of Blood" emerges, Zain realizes that Aanya isn't his pawn—she is his only weakness. To save her, the Heartless Wolf must decide: Will he complete his revenge, or burn the world down to protect the girl whose blood is tied to his nightmare? You are my wife, Aanya. Whether it's the ghosts of your past or the kings of the underworld... no one takes what belongs to me." — Zain Yan .Note: I am a new writer, so there may be some small mistakes in my novel. Your love and support are my greatest strength.”.

Danny Fenton, he was just 14 when his parents build a very strange machine. It was designed to view a world unseen... However compare to a show, reality could be often disappointing. Suffering a lose apart from just his humanity during the accident. Find out exactly how Danny Fenton now Danny Phantom navigate the strange world of Young Justice.

Let's not pretend like we haven't heard this story before. Mana descends upon an unprepared world. Dungeons rupture reality. Monsters pour out. Humanity awakens in response—some with sparks, some with power capable of leveling continents. Aris Ashborne was born into that world. His problem? He was too damn cute to be taken seriously! Media companies treat him like heaven's favourite mascot. Fellow awakened dote on him as if he isn't ranked among the strongest humans alive. Confessions pile up. Stalkers appear. The title "Cutest Awakened" follows him everywhere. No one seems interested in how he earned his S-rank. It's hard to command fear when people are asking what skincare routine you use. Oh well. Being underestimated has its own perks too. Truth is, Aris Ashborne is one of the few people that has transcended the ranking system entirely. He is among the few that could very well rule the world if he wanted to. But for now, he is contempt with being called a cutie. After all, monsters don't always look the part. *** Discord: https://discord.gg/dWW4RHNXwJ

“So I’m the one who has to do the work of the Protagonist in this life?” ... Mateo Estes was never supposed to be anything special. He was an orphan abandoned by his shelter at seventeen, and a young man who floated between one miserable job to the next, he had learned very early that life would not hand him miracles. Stability came only after years of grinding, after sharing rooms with strangers, after budgeting every cent until he could finally afford a cramped one-bedroom apartment. His biggest achievement was not glamorous, but it was his: a career as one of FaceLive’s most ruthless anime and manga reviewers, a voice that could destroy or crown a series with a single stream. By the time he turned twenty, Mateo had built a loyal following through a single, brutal principle: honesty. If a story was trash, he said it. If a heroine was written like a cardboard prop, he mocked it. If the worldbuilding fell apart, he tore it limb from limb. His latest target was a manga with a famously long title…「Ore wa shujinkō dakara, mochiron utsukushii hiroin-tachi o sukuu！」, a series recommended endlessly by viewers who insisted he would love the setting. And he did… at first. The Crest power system had potential, the academy concept was refreshing, and the political tension of the Great Clans gave it weight. But everything collapsed under horrendous execution: heroines who fell in love because the protagonist breathed near them, plot armor thicker than steel, and a President’s daughter powerful enough to defeat an A-rank monster getting kidnapped by a C-rank rookie. It was, in Mateo’s words, peak stupidity. He rated it a 3/10 on stream, roasted it for several minutes, and logged off feeling lighter than he had all week. Even a $10,000 donation couldn’t compare to the satisfaction of honest critique. He slept peacefully that night, unaware that the universe had taken his rant personally. When Mateo awoke, nothing was familiar. His apartment layout had shifted, the cheap furniture replaced, and when he reached the bathroom mirror, a stranger stared back… a six-foot blond hunk with defined muscles, sharp features, and the exact face of the protagonist. If that wasn’t bad enough, he got his System shortly after 「Role Assigned: Protagonist」 「Mission: Save the Heroines」 「Failure: Erasure」 He was cooked…

"My name is Koyamada Ren, or at least it I'm sure it used to be, before I suddenly woke up in the body of a highschool second year named Takeshita Akira, trapped in an all boys boarding school! Is this what they call being body-swapped? I really can't remember, the memory of my other self has become foggy. I can only remember for sure that my name is not this Takeshita Akira, and that I'm NOT a high schooler anymore, definitely not one so scrawny and weak! Whatever it takes, I need to get out of this school and find my original self! But, what's up with this school and it's crazy security? What's up with these aggressively promiscuous students? And what's all this talk about Alphas and Omegas?! There can only be only one explanation for this: this school... must secretly be a crazy house! This heat thing must be me losing my mind from being in an crazy person's body, what else could it be!? Wait a minute, did that guy's eyes just glow!?" The first (maybe) non-smut (lol yeah right) omegaverse story has arrived! [Warning: story takes place in a Japanese setting written by a non-Japanese person. Names are written last and the MC has two different names so sorry in advance. Also yes I know that its technically a transmigration and not really an "Isekai", but isekai is just catchier yknow?]