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My Incompetence is the Foundation of the Universe

All Lyno ever wanted was a quiet life, a comfortable chair, and a perfectly brewed cup of tea. He is, by all accounts, catastrophically, biblically, and almost impressively incompetent at anything resembling heroism, magic, or even basic self-preservation. So why does the world’s most powerful archmage believe his panicked stumble was a "Zero-Step Grand Incantation"? Why did the deadliest assassin in the empire witness him accidentally start a landslide and dedicate her life to serving his "unfathomable mastery of terrain manipulation"? Why does the Demon King tremble in his Shadow Citadel every time Lyno trips over a new rock? "He doesn't walk, he re-aligns the ley lines of the continent with every step!" "His sigh wasn't one of exasperation! It was a passive mana discharge that suffocated an elder god!" "When he spilled his tea, he didn't just make a mess... he created a nascent realm!" Lyno has no idea what's going on. He's just trying not to die. But with every bumbling mistake, every cry of terror, and every desperate attempt to run away, his legend grows. The most brilliant minds in the universe are his greatest propagandists, and the world's most terrifying villains are his most paranoid fans. He is the weakest being in existence, whose every failure is misinterpreted as a god-tier success. This is the story of how Lyno, through sheer, unadulterated incompetence, accidentally became the unshakeable foundation of the entire universe. And all he can think is: [CAN I PLEASE JUST GET A MOMENT OF PEACE?!]
RSisekai · 1.6k Views

Reborn To Dominate Technology

In the year 2012 on a parallel version of Earth known as Blue Star, the world is falling behind in technological innovation. The automobile and mobile phone industries are stuck in the past—feature phones still dominate, and domestic car brands can’t compete globally. Enter Lu Haifeng, a transmigrator who wakes up in the body of a down-on-his-luck businessman in the Great Xia Kingdom. His factory is on the verge of bankruptcy, his investments have failed, and hope seems lost—until the "God-Level Technology Mall" system activates. With this golden finger, Lu Haifeng can spend profit points to unlock: Advanced smartphone architecture, chips, OS, and hardware Next-gen automobile tech including EVs and hybrid systems Cutting-edge aviation and drone technologies Breakthrough materials science After claiming the newbie gift pack, Lu launches his first breakthrough: the Hongmeng S1 smartphone, a sleek flagship device with futuristic specs far surpassing the market’s top brands. Through aggressive innovation and meticulous business strategy, he builds hype via product launches, clever marketing, and leveraging the system’s "accelerator function" to cut research time. His new company, Hongmeng Technology, quickly grabs the attention of media, tech analysts, and international competitors. Sales skyrocket. Domestic consumers cheer. And rivals scramble to keep up with a product that looks like it dropped in from the future. As Chapter 10 closes, Lu Haifeng has successfully sparked a mobile phone revolution, proving his vision, product strength, and strategic mind. But this is just the beginning. From mobile phones to automobiles, from aviation to future materials—Lu’s goal isn’t just to make money. He plans to reshape global industry, crush technological hegemony, and build a transnational tech empire. "In this new life, I won’t just catch up—I’ll leap forward and take the lead." this is a translation of a MTL Novel by the same name. Trial novel before I upload my Original Fanfic; can read that on my p.a.t.r.e.o.n(it's free relax) p-atreon.com/Bloodawn
Bloodawn · 1m Views

[BL] Seducing Male Leads To Survive As A Villain In A Novel

Eden got struck by lightening while leaving hate-comments on an ongoing Webnovel he hates. And as karma would have it, he woke up as the villain of the novel. In the novel, The emperor had announced that anyone who brings him the head of the Villainous Wizard of EL, will be rewarded handsomely. And So Everyone, Especially the Powerful Male leads of this novel, are bent on killing this Villain - The same villain Eden woke up as! Eden knew he had to do everything to escape death, even if that meant seducing and snatching the male leads of the original female lead to use them as powerful shields! ******* 1st Lead: "I will have your head with this sword if you ever get that close to me again" The Crown Prince threatened. "Well not after I'm done undressing you, Your Royal Highness" Eden shamelessly replied. 2nd Lead: "Why don't you have a drink with me?" The Grand Marquis had poured him a poisoned drink. "Well it'd be sweeter if I drink directly from your mouth My Lord" Eden offered him the drink. 3rd Lead: "Why don't you go bring me my book? Eden" The Grand Duke requested, an ambush set and waiting to kill Eden in the library. "Don't worry My Dear Duke, I have a better book here about two boys making out!" Eden offered. 4th Lead: "I've heard about your Impeccable magical skills Mr Wizard, can you perhaps teach me some?" The Mage requested, aiming to drain Eden's powers and life! "Don't worry sir, tonight I'll teach you a better skill I excel at - in Bed!" Eden tugged his collar. 5th Lead: "Can you help me find a partner to the Royal ball" The naive 'Little' prince was the worst at making evil plots. "Don't worry, I'll be your partner to the Royal Ball" But he was Eden's favourite because he was the least threat! ***** Mr Guide: "Hey Eden, I think something is wrong with the Original Story Plot, Thus You're going to be Mysteriously assassinated at the Upcoming event by someone other than the male leads!!" Eden Cried "What?! Someone Please Get me out of this Novel Right now!"
Sweet_Savage16 · 175.6k Views