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In 2017, on the bench of the Paris Saint-Germain youth training camp, 17-year-old Oliver Thorne clenched the notice of expulsion in his hand. This teenager, who was evaluated by the director of Paris Saint-Germain as lacking potential, was kicked out because of his average football talent. -------------------------------------------------- But the turning point of fate was hidden in the small German town of Hoffenheim, a mid-level Bundesliga team that extended an olive branch to him. Under Nagelsmann's coaching, Oliver tore off the label of "mediocrity" with almost self-abuse diligence. From the miracle of the dark horse in the Champions League to Arsenal's Premier League summit, he continued to conquer fans with the attitude of a new king, and staged a real version of the cool article on the football green field: the Champions League lore, the North London Derby single game... -------------------------------------------------- This prodigal teenager who was once abandoned by Paris later became the savior of English football, the only emperor of the Three Lions. England, which is full of superstars, no longer has disputes because of his existence. -------------------------------------------------- When his pre-match speech sounded in the Three Lions' locker room for the first time, and when the voices of 100,000 fans at Wembley Stadium shouting "Captain England" shattered racial prejudice, finally completed the most crazy revenge with England. After the World Cup final, he wore the Three Lions captain's armband and held up the World Cup trophy, announcing to the world that a new legend in the football world had been born. -------------------------------------------------- [Reupload because previous one was taken down] [Upload Schedule= 3 chapters/week= Tu/Th/Sat]

Check Out: I Am Not A Pro Fourteen years ago, the youngest daughter of the legendary Sunaina family disappeared. A tragedy, a mystery.A family drama big enough to make an entire mansion run out of tissues. The Sunaina family searched everywhere for their lost child. And after 14 long years,They finally found her.The only problem? They expected a cute little daughter who would run into their arms crying.Instead, they found Maya. -------★★------ Maya is an orphan living quietly in a small rented house in the countryside. She has no money. No powerful background no legendary bloodline. At least, that's what she thinks. She has no idea her birth certificate is basically a hidden treasure map.She is just trying to survive her ordinary life. Unfortunately...the universe looked at her peaceful existence and said: "That seems too easy. Let's add some chaos." --------- One day at school, Maya meets Mahi Sunaina—the terrifyingly influential head of the Sunaina family. Everything seems normal. Until Maya notices the bracelet on Mahi's hand.Her only thought was: "I think I am doomed." Wait a minute... why does this feel like a suspiciously important plot device? And just like that...Her quiet life ends. 'Congratulations, Maya.' You have unlocked the 'Secret Rich Family Daughter' achievement. Rewards include: - Confused relatives. - Endless family drama. - And absolutely no peaceful days. ---------- The Sunaina family finally gets their missing daughter back.But they soon realize something terrifying. The little girl they lost 14 years ago is gone, the person standing before them is someone completely different. Maya is intelligent, she is suspicious of everyone.Her trust level is lower than a villain's chance of staying dead after a dramatic final battle. The family wanted their daughter back. They got a mystery instead. ______ This world may look like a beautiful romance fantasy. A world filled with destiny, miracles and characters who somehow always meet at the perfect dramatic moment. But Maya knows the truth, She knows how this story ends. So, she has one simple response:"No." -------- From now on, everyone is a piece on the board. Family members? Potential allies. Enemies? Potential problems. People with suspicious smiles? Definitely problems. -------- Maya doesn't want to be a hero. Unfortunately, fate has other plans. And fate has never learned that forcing a stubborn person into a story usually creates a bigger disaster. ★★★★★★ NOTE : Attention, dear readers. Before you start searching for romance, love triangles or a collection of handsome characters fighting for Maya's attention........Please stop. The romance department has been permanently closed. The harem application form has been lost, rejected and permanently deleted. Please do not send requests; she is already busy managing disasters. TAG: Female MC SCHEDULE: 1–2 Chapters / Week CHAPTER LENGTH: 3000–4500 words ----------- WARNING: Maya is not a hero. She is not a perfect angel who forgives everyone after one emotional speech. She is not the kind of protagonist who sees someone crying and immediately says, "Don't worry, I will save you!" Her first thought is more likely: "How is this my problem?" She is cynical, complicated, and definitely not a walking sunshine generator. She may even make you ask: "Am I supposed to support her plan or call someone?" If you want a sweet protagonist who helps everyone in trouble......This is probably not your cup of tea. But if you want to watch a girl with a complicated past challenge destiny, family drama, and the ridiculous rules of a fantasy world....Welcome. The chaos begins here. ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ I am a new writer, so please forgive any spelling or grammar mistakes. I am still learning, improving, and trying to make this story better with every chapter.Writing a story is easy...Until grammar appears as the final boss. I hope you enjoy the chaos.

When Uchiha Itachi stepped onto the battlefield for the first time Seeing the mountain of corpses results of the horrifying war and the fragility of human life — his Sharingan awakened. Then Asuka stepped onto the battlefield for the first time and Seeing the exact same scene, he just… went numb. Uchiha Itachi, watching comrades fall, questioned existence, destiny, peace and war — every deep concept known to mankind. Asuka, watching his comrades fall, questioned one thing: “Should I defect now… or after lunch?” Uchiha Itachi, witnessing deaths up close, awakened further, his power surging, his resolve crystallizing. Asuka, witnessing death up close, awakened nothing except the realization: “…Yeah, I definitely messed up choosing this career.” Back in Konoha, Asuka stared at his forehead protector, wondering — Horizontal ? Or Vertical? Which way looks more tragic? But before he could decide, he put his kunai away, slung his bag down, and turned around. The Fourth Hokage was hosting a feast. Defection could wait. A free meal couldn’t. ** Naruto belongs to Mashashi Kishimoto. This is a fantranslation. All rights to the respective contents belong to the original authors. [Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming - Tuo Xie Tang Ge Yan] ** For Advance chapters P*treon.com/The_WritingSystem

Crossed over… and it’s Stelle. But something is definitely wrong. Why did her physique suddenly become so breathtaking? And why did she end up in this strange world filled with elemental miracles? Visions bestowed by gods, beings born from pure elements, nations shaped by archons… none of this exists in her universe. Most importantly, where is her beloved Astral Express? And how did her Trailblaze journey lead her all the way to Teyvat? A new world. A new power. A new continuation of the Trailblaze she never expected. -------------------------------- Read up to chapter 40 in advance at p@treon

Li Feng was just a regular pervy guy from Earth who somehow landed in a world where cultivators cared way more about the Dao than their own mortal bodies. On his first day, by some crazy luck, he found 35,000 spirit stones on a dead cultivator. He blew 30,000 of those stones just to buy his way into one of the top sects as an outer disciple. After years of grinding and nearly burning through the rest of his stones trying to break through, he’s still stuck at the lowest cultivation level. Now, with only a hundred stones left and his patience running thin, he decides to spend those last stones on a night of mortal pleasure with a cold, distant senior sister who usually doesn’t give a damn about things like that. She agrees ,not because she’s interested, but because the price is hard to say no to. What Li Feng doesn’t realize is that this reckless move give him the chance to finally break free from his bottleneck and change everything. ___ A lot of Smut, No NTR, No Yuri. https://discord.gg/z97rRPN3Wt

Lucas transmigrates to a parallel world and is thrilled to discover that many of the classic, brilliant games from his past life don’t exist here. Eager to make his mark, he’s also burdened with an "Emotion Collection System"—where players’ emotions like joy, sorrow, excitement, fear, and anger from his games make him stronger. But why is it so much easier to harvest resentment than happiness? Staring at his point earnings, Lucas is utterly baffled. And so, his career as a game designer takes a… creative turn. In Undertale, players slam their desks and scream: "I’m the one being played by this game!" In Outlast, players shriek: "The locker moved! I quit—NOPE!" In Dark Souls, players cheerfully boot up the game, only to beg: "Leave the Fire Keeper and GET OUT! Take your damn flame with you—we refuse to link it!" In Call of Duty, Soap, Roach, and Ghost meet tragic ends; in Final Fantasy VII, Zack falls in battle and Aerith meets her fate; in Red Dead Redemption, Arthur and John are betrayed… Players collectively rage: "DAMN YOU, LUCAS, YOU SADISTIC OLD FOX! CAN’T YOU BE KINDA TO YOUR PROTAGONISTS?!" When asked by a reporter how he feels about players’ fury, LUCAS smiles faintly: "This isn’t hatred—it’s the world’s players urging me forward! This is LOVE! Thank you all; I’ll keep up the good work!"

One day, Satou opened his bathroom door as usual, only to suddenly find a beautiful, unfamiliar girl bathing inside. After being mistaken for a pervert, a lecher, and a beast, Satou finally realized that his bathroom door had crossed dimensions! From then on, he lived with many anime heroines and could also obtain rare ingredients from worlds like One Piece and One-Punch Man. Shokugeki no Soma + Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid + The Devil Is a Part-Timer!, feel free to suggest more if you want to see them later. --------------------------- Join my Patreon now to get instant access to the next chapters!

Hiri a young teenager gets himself caught in his new school's most notorious club: the news club. They are bad but its the only thing he can do to survive their worst.

Baekhyun, a global K-pop sensation, is forced to trade the stage lights of Seoul for the shadows of the Philippines. His mission: hunt down the Sigbin, mythical creatures rumored to bestow immense fortune upon those who capture them. Then there is Ethan, an ordinary citizen living a quiet life, harboring a secret heroism and abilities he keeps tucked away from the world. When a single, accidental kiss binds their fates together, their two worlds collide. This spark doesn't just ignite a connection between them-it begins to unravel the dark, long-hidden secrets buried deep within their families' histories.

Reborn in the body of Tsugikuni Yoriichi’s long-lost sister, Mizuki awakens in a world ruled by demons and destiny. With Yoriichi standing at the peak of the Demon Slayer Corps, she refuses to live in his shadow. Instead, she forges her own path, mastering the Snow Breathing style she created and awakening a Demon Slayer Mark that shakes the entire corps. Mizuki’s goal is simple: change the tragic fate of Tsukiguni Michikatsu, the boy destined to fall into darkness and become a demon. But fate is cruel. Just when she thinks she has reached him, Michikatsu looks at her with eyes colder than the snow she commands and says: Mizuki… you should become a demon too. And with that single sentence, the future she thought she could rewrite begins to collapse. -------------------------------- Read up to chapter 40 in advance at p@treon

If you were given the chance to return to the world of Jujutsu Kaisen and stop that old menace before tragedy struck, would you take it? Eichi would. Through an unexpected twist of time and space, Eichi was sent back and obtained the Ten Shadows Technique along with the power to summon Heroic Spirits, abilities he had only ever dreamed of. In this life, Eichi refused to live as an ordinary person. In this life, he chose madness. After all, if every sorcerer is a little insane, what harm is there in having one more? "Take this Wild Rose. It is a new cursed tool I made just for you." "What? That is a gun. My technique will not work with something like that." "Who says it will not?" he replied calmly. "See? This is the hammer. And this is the nail." As he spoke, Eichi placed the bullet into the hand of Nobara Kugisaki, whose eye twitched uncontrollably. "This world of jujutsu is rotten to the core," he said. "And now it is time to change it." Yet as Eichi pushed forward toward what he believed would be a happy ending, he slowly realized something unsettling. When everything was finally over, he and his companions arrived at the Eternal Throne one after another. ---------------------- Advanced chapters at p@treon

A shut-in suddenly awakens in another world and finds himself reborn as Yoshino, carrying Shiina in her arms. Lost on the streets and unsure what to do, she catches the attention of Toujou Nozomi from μ’s, who brings her home out of pure kindness. Now living under the same roof as the playful and mysterious Nozomi, Yoshino must navigate daily life as a shy spirit girl in a peaceful world filled with music, warmth, and unexpected affection. What kind of gentle chaos awaits in their cohabitation? -------------------------------- Read up to chapter 40 in advance at p@treon

What would you do if you got transmigrated into the world of Harry Potter with a system that had a few screws loose and secretly schemed behind your back to turn you into the greatest, baddest, most terrifying Dark Lord that had ever lived…?

Su Yang is a powerful Dual Cultivator who was imprisoned after he offended the Heavenly Emperor. His crime? He committed adultery with the Moon God’s wife, kidnapped the Dragon King’s younger sister, seduced the Divine Goddess, and even tasted the forbidden fruit that is the Heavenly Emperor’s beloved daughter. Inside the prison, Su Yang meets a mysterious old man who offers him a chance to leave this place, but that method requires him to experience reincarnation. In his new life, Su Yang swears to reunite with his partners and hold them in his embrace once again, all the while finding new ones along the way. ----------------------- Disclaimer: Dual Cultivation is a unique method of cultivation where a man and a woman cultivate together by having sex. This novel is very old and one of my first novels. The earlier chapters will have errors and spelling mistakes, which will be fixed in the future. Sorry for the inconvenience. ----------------------- My other novels: Cultivation Online

Lia, a special magical creature with nine lives—the Nine-Lives Cat Demon. When Dumbledore's acceptance letter fell from the sky, she shocked the entire Hogwarts community in her catgirl form! However, she would appear in Hermione's arms right on time for dinner. When a soft and cuddly catgirl snuggles in your arms, who can resist? Hermione Granger declares: Knowledge is mine! And catgirls are mine too! --------------------------- Join my Patreon now to get instant access to the next chapters!

THE GAME OF ASCENSION (Phase I — The Pikra War) The world was never ruled by kings. It was ruled by players. Two figures move civilizations like pieces on a cosmic chessboard: The Misunderstood Revolutionary. The Exiled Prodigy. And humanity is caught between them. What begins through the eyes of an ordinary side character slowly unfolds into a war spanning factions, dimensions, forgotten histories, and godlike beings known as the Asuras — ancient enemies of the Devas who once shook existence itself. At the center of it all stands one monster among men: Kae The man called the smartest human alive. The Seventh Asura Community Ruler. The greatest disciple of the legendary Gomo Taka. A being so terrifyingly gifted that he was considered worthy of leading the Immortalus Society at the age of fifty — a position even prodigies spend centuries chasing. But genius alone does not create monsters. Kae controls civilizations from the shadows, raising kingdoms and destroying nations for a single purpose: To ensure he always has enough pawns. To some, he is a savior. To others, the greatest threat in history. And the worst part? He might actually be right. As wars intensify and truths begin collapsing, one realization becomes unavoidable: The Pikra War was never the end. It was merely the opening move. --- What to Expect Multiple protagonists and shifting POVs Psychological warfare and political manipulation Cosmic power systems and ancient factions Morally grey characters Mastermind vs mastermind conflicts Large-scale wars and strategic battles Long-term mysteries and foreshadowing Villains who feel terrifyingly human --- In this game, there are no heroes. Only players. And pieces waiting to realize they were never free. ---

Save the world? Ha! Who cares about that! All I want are friends! Real, honest-to-goodness friends! But why are they looking at me like that?! Don’t come closer! I said I wanted friends, not… whatever this is! I became Inaba Tsukuyō, chosen by Alaya to save the world. Yet somehow, every girl I meet wants to push me down instead. A comedy of blades, chaos, and dangerous love begins! Yuri • Genderbender • Romance • Comedy • Action • School Life • Strong Female Lead • Fanfic • -------------------------------- Read up to chapter 40 in advance at p@treon

After reincarnating into the world of Harry Potter, Tom feels incredibly lucky. He receives his Hogwarts acceptance letter without a hitch and even awakens a powerful magical system. There’s just one tiny problem that’s been bothering him, His full name is Tom Riddle, which happens to be... suspiciously familiar. - - - Patreon Advance chapters: p@treon. com / ElvenKing20

Venti: Don't be fooled by her cold exterior; she's actually gentler than anyone. Klee: Durandal is a good person; her grilled fish is super delicious. Jean: You don't need to worry. As long as you're willing, I believe everyone in Mondstadt would be happy to accept you. Diluc: I have to admit, her arrival has brought much stability to Mondstadt. Want a drink? This one's on me. Rosaria: I no longer believe in the Anemo God! I will pledge my loyalty to you, Lady Durandal! Lumine: Will you be my companion and go on an adventure with me, Durandal? I... need you. Looking at the outstretched hand, Durandal chuckled softly, "Really... I can't do anything about you. I'll accompany you for a bit and witness the end of your journey." Tags: Antihero Protagonist, Caring Protagonist, Character Growth, Cold Protagonist, Dark, Demons, Elemental Magic, Evil Organizations, Fanfiction, Fantasy World, Female Protagonist, Friendship, Godly Powers, Gods, Hiding True Abilities, Hiding True Identity, Knights, Magic, Overpowered Protagonist, Protagonist Strong from the Start, Secretive Protagonist, Survival, Wizards, World Travel, Genshin Impact, Yuri, Romantic Comedy, Light Novel Style, Harem (Female), Reincarnation, Adventure, Slow Burn -------------------------------- Read up to chapter 40 in advance at p@treon

I suddenly woke up in the Marvel Universe with tens of millions in inheritance. Life was great—until I remembered the purple potato who would wipe out half the population. Fortunately, I got a golden finger that lets me travel between worlds. Unfortunately… the other side is DC, a place even scarier than Marvel! Against gods, demons, and superheroes, my cheat is useless. So how can I survive in these two deadly universes? Simple—by relying on my wife to protect ---------------------- Advanced chapters at p@treon