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Depraved Noble: Forced To Live The Debaucherous Life Of An Evil Noble!

"Ah, Young Master, Cassius?...I'm afraid you'll be dissapointed to hear that he's not available at the moment as he's 'attending' to his adopted mother in her room." Cassius's lovely maid, Isabelle said in a fluster while she heard lewd sounds escape from her Mistress's room. "No, I'm sorry to say that you can't meet Young Master today, since he's 'helping out' his sister-in-law with some 'favours' in her garden." The innocent Isabelle excused herself as she witnessed her lady's flower being picked, instead of the rest of the flowers in the garden. "I hate to say this sir but Young Master, Cassius is currently guiding Miss Knight in the 'ways of the sword', so you can probably only meet him tomorrow." Isabelle once again blocked the guests from entering, knowing that the sword her Young Master was handling could penetrate a body, but could never wound one. "I apologise once again as Young Master is at the Capital right now teaching a class to the female students in the Academy." Isabelle said with her cheeks flushed, already knowing that her master was taking a very 'practical' lesson about human reproduction with the girls in his class. "Oh my! The King wants to meet the Young Master?...Well I guess he'll have to wait since Young Master, Cassius has gone clothes shopping with the Queen." Isabelle lied to the King himself, knowing that her Young Master wasn't shopping for clothes and was actually removing the royal clothes off the Mother of the Country. Excuses...Excuses...The loyal maid, Isabelle had no choice but to make excuses for her Young Master, who was the most talked about and hated noble on the Continent because of his depraved escapades with all sorts of woman ranging from his own Family to Royalty itself and his Tyranical rule over his estate. And to think that not too long ago he was considered a wastrel noble, who was going to drink himself to death one day. ...When did it all begin she wondered as she excitedly walked into his room to get the reward she deserved for being such a loyal made, while someone else made excuses for her this time. •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°• [No NTR - No sharing - No system that assists the protagonist - No mind control - No drugs or potions that influence the girls - No unnecessary Drama - Incest - Harem - Hardcore Netori - Slice of Life Romance - Demigirls - Elves - Vampires - Beast Girls - Slaves - Royalty - Finally a very competent protagonist] discord.gg/ujeKWchgeb
AGodAmongMen · 2.1m Views

This is absolutely discontinuous nonsense

This was the story of the Wannabe Webnovelist Team (aka WW) who slaved over writing for five years and did not receive a single reader, only to discover that the person responsible for the final edit and publishing in the Wannabe Webnovelist writing team never actually published anything. He had only uploaded everything to the drafts. Sit back and relax (or not) as you try to figure out which character has written which paragraph or chapter. Not to mention working out how many people are actually in this team - this may fluctuate. The WW team's rules in this novel are that once a chapter has been published, no one in the team can edit it. (NB: all the characters in this work are fictional and while any resemblance to real life people are not entirely coincidental - no insults are meant. This is a completely tongue in cheek, rubbish piece of nothing. Yes, you read that right. If you find this as nonsensical as the author(s), then 'high five!' You are on the right page.) Also, has this story really been discontinued? Wait and see... because if it really has been discontinued, we hope the readers enjoy being left hanging on the cliff edge - or just hanging, cos there's nothing wrong with just hanging about. Addit Oct 2023: WW is on a long break. Who knows if they'll ever get back together or come back (in fact, I doubt they will ever return - I think they've given up). Therefore, you will receive random short stories instead. This is now truly discontinuous nonsense. Enjoy. If you don't like one story, you can now switch to a different one via the contents page. Yay.
Tonukurio · 212.7k Views

Redefine Hate

Romsha, the princess of a small yet prosperous kingdom prefers to live her life away from the shadows of royalty. In the streets of America, she is just another ordinary woman with big dreams and goals. But when her old bodyguard leaves his post for a family emergency, the royal family sends a new bodyguard. Indifferent, sarcastic, and gorgeous, Drystan is the kind of man who puts suffer in insufferable. And exactly the man she hates because of the shackles he has been putting on her life in the past 3 years. You can't go there. You can't do this. You can't. CAN'T! Romsha is confident that their hate is mutual & that is until the universe cracks a joke on her. One moment, she is driving over to her best friend's engagement party and the next moment, she is surrounded by assassins. But her impending death does not shock her nearly as much as her bodyguard's tears does. Suddenly, she starts to regret a lot of things. But she has no time left to feel regretful. She is dying. However, when she opens her eyes again, she finds herself alive and this time, she has a plan. To treat her ice-cold bodyguard with all the warmth she has, to embrace the life she ran away from in her past life, and to seek revenge on the people who killed her unreasonably. But wait... her bodyguard is not content with her kindness and warmth. He wants her heart, body... and her love?! The woman who has been hating him for the past few months is suddenly interested in his likes and dislikes. Drystan is certain that something is cooking up in her gorgeously messy head. If he says he likes sweets, she buys him a candy shop. If he says he dislikes the crowd, she dismisses her staff. Romsha has been a thorn in his side since they met, but she also consumes his thoughts in a way no woman ever has. She is forbidden and he is determined to use his hands only to protect her. Nothing else! Except that rules are meant to be broken. And his are getting trampled with every second he spends with this stunning and mysterious princess. When the demons of the past catch up to them, a huge revelation disintegrates the whole chessboard Romsha has laid. Will she still choose her revenge? Or will she choose the new life she has built with him?
Marliennne · 2.3k Views