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"Are you my knight?" the silver-haired boy asked, smiling at the blonde girl before him. This was their meeting when they were ten years old. "Are you my bride?" Gently embracing the blonde girl, his companion for ten years, the boy questioned yet affirmed. This was the story of eighteen. "Are you my king?" Half-kneeling at the throne, he looked up and smiled at the girl holding the Sword of Victory. The boy's smile was the same as the boy's ten years ago. "I can be without eyes, but you, and all of Camelot, cannot be without eyes." With a smile, he forever gave his eyes to the girl, who had lost them due to the red dragon's curse. The boy had no regrets. This was twenty-five years of happiness. "So, Arthur? Pen? Dragon? Artoria, King of Knights, young lady, will you... walk with me for life?" Smiling, he extended his hand to the girl, and the silver-haired boy asked the same question two thousand five hundred years later. This was a bond that had lasted two thousand five hundred years.

Save the world? Ha! Who cares about that! All I want are friends! Real, honest-to-goodness friends! But why are they looking at me like that?! Don’t come closer! I said I wanted friends, not… whatever this is! I became Inaba Tsukuyō, chosen by Alaya to save the world. Yet somehow, every girl I meet wants to push me down instead. A comedy of blades, chaos, and dangerous love begins! Yuri • Genderbender • Romance • Comedy • Action • School Life • Strong Female Lead • Fanfic • -------------------------------- Read up to chapter 40 in advance at p@treon

Jenny is a superpowered robot who saves the world every week with no effort. As thanks, the world has given her the worst nickname. But she's tired of being so reclusive, and just wants to make friends and live a normal human life. So, she starts working a boring office job and soon befriends two human peers. However, things take a dark turn when the two invite her to go camping in the wilderness, and Jenny loses a fight for the first time in her life against a horrifying creature lurking in the darkness. Following the worst first impression she could have possibly given them, the lives of her new friends are already in danger as the creature follows the three back to the city.

I was a trained assassin. My life was endless killing and mayhem. But that’s not what I wanted. Then again, I never really knew what I wanted. Eventually, though, I got a chance. A chance to do some real good for the world. I intended to take that chance and make something of myself, something I could look back on and be proud of. I think I managed it. With help from a certain someone, of course. Want to hear my story? Take a seat, it’s a wild ride.

Yuuko transmigrated to the world of Inazuma and became a light novelist in Yae, where she kept a pink fox that would leave early and return late every day. Foxes are cute and very affectionate. Yuuko was particularly satisfied with this leisurely life. For some reason, I later found myself getting involved with more and more important people. The gods of Liyue, the gods of Inazuma, the gods of Sumeru, the gods of Mondstadt... Later, looking at the seven chess pieces of different colors in his hand, Yuuko fell into deep thought. How did I become a god in this world out of nowhere...? --------------------------- Join my Patreon now to get instant access to the next chapters!

SYNOPSIS After getting fired from her dead-end job, Mira Kale, a twenty-two-year-old orphan, stumbles into a mysterious boutique called "Wish." The store feels strange, almost alive. And when she buys the only thing she can afford — an old, vintage bag — she has no idea her life is about to end… and begin again. Moments after leaving the shop and getting into her apartment, Mira is killed by the very bag she bought. But instead of dying, she awakens to a voice — a bubbly, thousand-year-old system named Vira — who tells her she's been chosen for a cosmic mission. Her task? To travel through ten different worlds, taking the place of souls who died unjustly, righting their wrongs, and taking revenge on their enemies. Each completed world earns her one billion star points — and when she reaches ten billion, she'll finally have the chance to revive her parents and live the life she's always dreamed of. But failure means something far worse than death. From a pharmaceutical and perfume heiress in one world to a battle-hardened doctor in another, Mira will live countless lives — fighting rival systems, outsmarting villains, uncovering supernatural secrets, and slowly becoming someone far greater than she ever imagined. With a baby-faced system that's as mischievous as it is loyal, and a fate that demands both heart and strength, Mira's journey will test everything she believes about love, justice, and what it truly means to live again. Will she survive all ten worlds and rewrite her destiny… or vanish, forgotten, between realities?

“Okay, Yurame. New world, new body, new life. Rule one: survive. Rule two: ignore the wolf, the raven, and...why is the lynx smiling like that?” ~~ Yurame lived an ordinary life on Earth as an orphan, working part-time at a supermarket and surviving on manga, K-dramas, and instant ramen. When she dies, she wakes up as the villainess of her favorite novel. A sadistic fox-beast woman infamous for trying to break apart the story’s female lead and her destined male leads. A character fated to die brutally at their hands. Determined not to repeat the novel’s ending, Yurame decides on one simple plan: survive quietly, avoid the main cast, and disappear to live long enough. Unfortunately, a survival System activates, rewriting the plot and flagging the very male leads who are supposed to kill her as “compatible targets.” Quests begin appearing at the worst moments, deadlines included. Fail to comply, and death comes within forty-eight hours. But the overall long-term quest that forces her to become an adventurer is to find the Genesis Spire. Forced into beast hunts, territorial negotiations, and increasingly ridiculous “relationship maintenance” quests, Yurame relies on sarcasm, modern-world logic, and sheer exhaustion to stay alive. The more she tries to stay invisible, the more attention she attracts from people who were never meant to look at the villainess twice. What was supposed to be a quiet escape turns into a chaotic fight for survival and control, as Yurame realizes the story is no longer following its original script. Because this time, the system is hellbent on her becoming the female lead. And the male leads? They don’t seem interested in killing her anymore.

“The world is always wrong.” After surviving high school with my cynical wit and a complete lack of romantic progress, I—Hikigaya Hachiman was ready to live a peaceful, uneventful life. No youth, no drama, no forced social interaction. That dream came to a crashing halt when I somehow woke up in a world where horse girls—yes, literal girls with horse ears and tails—race professionally while chasing their dreams. And apparently… I’m now their trainer. Me. The guy whose idea of teamwork is "doing everything myself to avoid dealing with people." Special Week smiles at me like I’m her hero. Tokai Teio asks for advice like I have wisdom. Mejiro McQueen demands a training plan like I know what I’m doing. Spoiler: I don’t. But every race pulls me deeper. Every tear, every laugh, every finish line crossed… I start to understand these girls. Maybe... just maybe... This world isn’t as wrong as I thought. A loner, a realist, and a former Service Club ghost becomes the heart of a new team. This is the story of how I, Hikigaya Hachiman, became the most reluctant—and possibly the most effective—Uma Musume trainer this world has ever seen. ---------------------------- Unlock the next 30 chapters at p@treon

Everyone knows the legend of Tsugikuni Yoriichi — the almost divine swordsman whose strength and solitude made him untouchable even among the Demon Slayers. A man who shone like the sun… yet whose fate was forever marked by tragedy. But what if his story had taken a different path? What if, like Tanjiro Kamado, he had a brother who became a good demon—and one final chance to fight not only against evil, but against destiny itself? Born into the Tsugikuni bloodline, Hiru was adopted as the third brother of the prodigious twins—Yoriichi and Michikatsu. Yet unlike them, his fate diverged into shadow and flame. Between humanity and demonhood, brotherhood and destiny, Hiru’s existence would become the unseen thread that rewrote the story of the Sun Breather himself.

Tags: #Isekai #MartialArts #StreetFighter #Kengan #Baki #HighStakes [Hardcore Combat] [Unhinged Protagonist] [Peak Fiction] [Salty] … and of course, [Waifu Brawls]! Ren Shiroki just woke up in Tokyo. He’s got a house and a younger sister. It’s the classic "Anime Life" dream, right? Wrong. His sister’s best friends are a bit… intense. One is named Karura Kure, and the other is Kozue Matsumoto. The Bad News: Ren is 30 million yen in debt. His life is about to go up in flames, and collectors are at the door. The Good News: There are plenty of ways to make a quick buck in this city—if you’re strong enough to survive the underworld. Ren looks at the "job listings" available to him: The Tokyo Dome Underground: Head to the secret arena and help contain the "Human Monster" to prevent Yujiro Hanma from going on a rampage. The Kengan Matches: Step into the corporate ring, defeat the legendary Kuroki Gensai, and watch your debts vanish instantly. The Mahjong Den: Play a few rounds and take down a white-haired legend named Shigeru Akagi. The Abandoned Building: Reach the exit before Madarame Baku does, and face off against the berserk monster, Rodem. Ren Shiroki: "...I think I’ll just stick to my Shoryuken."

Before he knew it, Kaito realized he had been transported to another world—not as a hero, but as the frailest creature imaginable: a skeleton. However, by a twist of fate, he inherited the Authority of the Undead Ruler. His first move? He decided to test his powers by resurrecting a villager’s deceased father. The result? He was immediately hunted down by the man's screaming, terrified son! After fleeing for his undead life, Kaito discovered a crucial hidden mechanic: as long as his skeleton minions manage to "break through" their limits, he triggers an Evolutionary Feedback that strengthens him in return. Watching one of his brain-dead skeletons perform the "heroic feat" of knocking a squirrel unconscious with a wooden stick, Kaito had an epiphany. "Wait... is raising the undead actually this easy?" When his first true Skeleton Soldier emerged, gripping a jagged bone sword, Kaito turned toward the Great Forest and issued a declaration to the world: "People of this continent... are you ready to face the Undead Calamity?!"

I was reborn as Uzumaki Masahiko, a 48-year-old joke in the Warring States Era. After one embarrassing battlefield debut, I was destined to die of old age before Konoha was even founded. Then, on the eve of my 49th birthday, I discovered the truth of my "useless" System: I don't get older. I get younger. While future legends like Hashirama and Madara are busy fighting, I'm busy reversing my age and collecting "Witness Points" for every major event I see. Witnessed Hashirama & Mito's Wedding? +20 Points! Helped Tobirama name the Hiraishin? +5 Points! Tricked Uchiha Madara with a Level 10 Henge? Priceless! They all think I'm just a goofy old grand-uncle. They have no idea I'm leveling up in secret, waiting to be in my prime when the Fourth Great Ninja War finally rolls around. I'm the man who will live to see the entire show, and this time, I'm not just a witness—I'm a player.

Uchiha Kei: “I’m a damn unlucky guy who got isekai’d into the shinobi world, and my system turns out to be a garbage one that trains me to become a game developer? What about all the suffering of the world!?” System: “Scan complete. This is Earth, year 2024. Please begin development of your first game.” Uchiha Kei: “Oh, I see how it is. You wanna play it this way? Fine. If I can’t live in peace, then I’ll make the world feel pain—the Uchiha way!” “Hell-mode game—activate!”

[Academy | Tower Ascension | Royal Politics | Peak Summons | Poison | No Yuri | No NTR ] A pervert transmigrates into the body of a character from a novel he was trashing or rather cursing with every fiber of his being. Mid rage-quit, the universe decided to teach him a lesson by dropping him straight into that very cursed world. Reborn as Eren Van Astrea in the realm of Velmora, where summoners reign supreme, he finds himself as the weakest side character imaginable. No summons. No QUOR. A half-elf son of a baron treated as garbage by his own bloodline: mocked, beaten, and forgotten. But when a mischievous god takes interest in his misery and grants him a game-like system, everything changes. But revenge is just where it starts. Eren has towers to conquer, nobles to humiliate, and every wild fantasy he never got to live out suddenly within arm's reach. The world handed him a second life. He intends to absolutely wreck it. -x-X-x- For Character Illustrations https://discord.gg/ht8sfcTCcR

In the elf kingdom Saltus, on the outskirts of the capital Medio. Baoba and his squad are departing to start the grand hunt. They have been preparing a long time, while the Lord, their sworn enemy, grew in power. Against them, a human team, in the same conditions, try to take them by speed. If the humans win, it's the end of Saltus, and if no one kills him, it's the end of the world. We follow the elven team as they struggle through a densely populated cursed forest, mostly trying not to die, and, maybe fulfill their purpose.

A prideful snake who bowed to no one—until he became a jealous husband. A snow tiger beast warrior feared and respected, reduced to an obedient husband. A wolf known as a Casanova, who never stayed—until he chose loyalty. And a selfish merman who learned generosity for the first time, expecting nothing in return for his prized possession. All of them changed after meeting one woman... After sniffing in an impossible scent. Her name is Arinya. …And unfortunately for this world, that’s me, haha. *** I wrote a book once. It was an unhinged fantasy born from my high-school brain, driven by loneliness and too many hormones. It was a world of beastmen, wild freedom, and the kind of romantic attention I could never get in real life. I poured every impossible desire into it: adventure, danger, and yes… a 'lot' of handsome partners. Before I knew it, I had a thousand chapters of pure escapism and pure thrill. Then on a college camping trip, I fell off a cliff. I expected to wake up in a hospital room but nope. I woke up on a soft field of grass, with air too fresh to belong anywhere on Earth. And then something moved behind me. Sticking out of my tailbone was... A tail. My tail? Yellow and black stripes and very, very real. I touched it. Completely real. My ears? Also gone—well, moved. They were now perched on top of my head like a confused jungle cat. And the outfit? Quite revealing, made of animal hide which matched my tail. What was going on? At first, I thought it was a prank. Or a dream. Or maybe karma is finally cashing in. But the more foreign memories evaded my mind, the clearer my situation became. This wasn't cosplay and it wasn't Earth, either. And—surprise—it wasn't even the world from my own book. Welp. I had been transported into a completely different Beastman world as a beast girl called Arinya. Sounds fun, right? Well… it would be, if I weren't apparently the ugliest duckling in the entire freaking savannah! Rejected by every potential mate I stumbled across and sneered at like a freaking eyesore. This was not how I planned my fantasy to come to reality. Trust me—if this is my fantasy come true, then someone needs to fire the author. But then again, after entering this world, I'm suddenly... Attractive. I mean, there's no change to my face and the freckles are still there, but for some reason, handsome beastmen begin to flock around me, wanting to be my mate because I smell... Pleasant. What's that all about?

Alan is a blogger who gives electric shocks to everyone he touches, and Julian is a hyperactive baker who hates everything that has a battery. With Alan's electricity and Julian's immunity, the only thing that is going to explode is their hearts (and maybe the kitchen)

Julie Marie Navares seemed to be a typical young woman. Her father wished her to go to the same school as her brother, Christian Navares, which is why she moved. She thought school would be quiet because she thought her secret—her hidden talent for singing and her alter ego on stage as the POP PRINCESS—would stay with her family. But what would happen if Mark Cielo Villanueva, a friend from childhood who she hated, found out? They had just met again. Could she still keep her secret and her peace?

Ethan's life was going well... sort of. With three months to his wedding and almost enough savings to finally quit his stripping job, everything seemed almost perfect… Till his fiancé suddenly dumps him, and he loses everything he's ever built... in the span of one week. Standing at the edge of a storybuilding, he's about to throw himself off to end the suffocating pain when he suddenly gets a call... for an interview with a high-ranking company he never applied to. A company under the renowned Alpha Aurelian Vale. The S-tier Alpha who would change his life forever, and just may be tied to Ethan's present and past in more ways than he could even begin to imagine. The Alpha he THINKS he doesn't know. ******* "Why should I trust you? Isn't playing games the core of your business? Everything is a game to you. Even this... "He says, and I step closer to him... pushing myself against him, as I see fear return to his eyes. "You don't know me, Ethan. "I remind him, and I watch the anger in his eyes melt into stubbornness. "And you also don't know me, Mr. Aurelian! "He retorts, and I smirk. That's the Ethan I like. Feisty. "But I do know you. "I say, and he visibly gulps as beads of sweat begin to form across his forehead. "You're impulsive, stubborn, and daring. You are broken and hurting inside, but you mask all that pain with a smile. Never really healing from them, but burying them. Praying the day doesn't come when they rise from their graves. Your humour is your defence mechanism. It makes you feel stronger when you're intimidated or scared. "I continue, and his jaw drops as he gawks at me. I lean in closer to him, enjoying the heat of the proximity, as I drop low enough for my lips to brush against his ear, and his delicate orchid scent fills my lungs. "Am I wrong? "I question him, and he just blinks back. Visibly stunned by my words. I smile in satisfaction at him before stepping away from him, and once again I hit the emergency stop button. "I know you better than you think, Ethan. The sooner you understand this, the better. "I add before reaching for a cigar in my breast pocket and lighting it. I know it's against the rules, but I don't care. "You might want to cover that. "I say, pointing at the bulge in his pants, and he immediately turns red as he tries to drag his shirt down to cover it. Just then, the elevator doors open, and I smirk as people pour into the elevator, looking between Ethan and me. I see the stink eyes I get because of the cigar in my hand, but I only step out of the elevator because of the infant I see a mother carrying. As I leave Ethan behind, I send him a text. *Meet me in the car.*

(Mature Content) Lyra Vale lives quietly in a decaying coastal city where strange disappearances are becoming common. When a monstrous anomaly nearly kills her one night, she awakens the mysterious system,a power that turns reality into something like a game. But Lyra’s System behaves… wrong. Quests appear that no one else can see. Levels increase in impossible ways. And a hidden title appears beside her name: “Candidate.” As players, monsters, and secret organizations begin to notice her abnormal growth, Lyra realizes she isn’t simply leveling up. She’s being tested. And whatever is running the System… Is watching.