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Lin Wu was a university student that died after having one too many energy drinks and then reincarnated into the body of a worm. He awakens to find out that he now has a system, but even it doesn't have a clear idea of where they are. He comes out of the ground and discoverers that he’s no longer in his previous world but rather in a cultivation world. Witness Lin Wu’s journey as he worms his way to the heavens from a tiny worm crawling in the ground. Credits to: Eijirou Daishin for the art Join the discord- https://discord.gg/fkTbUfBRsH

Yuuta was the weakest, most average guy on Earth—barely scraping through college, working a part-time job, and growing up in a quiet orphanage with no family to call his own. Life was simple, predictable... and lonely. Then one night, everything changed. He had a vivid dream of sleeping with stunning, powerful Dragon Queen from another world. He woke up, convinced it was just a dream. Until she showed up in his room with child—wings, horns, and a little girl who called him “Papa.” Erza, the Dragon Queen, had crossed worlds and was now stuck in the human world, her immense power sealed away. Now she had to learn to live in cramped apartments, work secret Job, and navigate the chaos of Earth. Yuuta, once invisible and forgotten, suddenly found himself with a family, responsibilities, and feelings he never imagined possible. But beneath the surface, a secret lies buried—one tied to Yuuta’s mysterious mother and the hidden truths woven into the lives of his wife and daughter, His orgin and cursed everything was conncet to Him. As monsters, magic, and enemies close in, Yuuta doesn’t have to be a hero. He just needs to be the man who will protect everything he holds dear.

Arthur Sterling died exactly as he lived: an overworked, ruthless corporate liquidator on Earth, only to wake up in the muddy slums of The Mortal Domain -a "livestock" world farmed and harvested by the arrogant Gods of the Apex Realm. Determined to never be a disposable pawn again, he refuses to climb this universe's rigged ladder. Instead, he spots a naive, hard-working "Chosen One" and decides to execute the ultimate multiversal hostile takeover. As a local thug tries to extort him in the mud, a cold mechanical voice suddenly rings through his mind: [Ding! The 10,000x Infinite ROI System Awakened!] [Employee Target 'Caden Cross' has completed 1,000 practice swings.] [Ding! 10,000x ROI Multiplier has been triggered!] [You received 10,000,000 swings of sword insight!] Instantly, a catastrophic influx of cosmic energy forcefully rewrites his DNA, turning him from a starved, dying outcast into a towering apex predator with Domain-Level Sword Intent! ———————— [Target 'Sylvia Thorne' has naturally regenerated her Arch-Mage mana.] [10,000x ROI Multiplier Activated! Congratulations on instantly reaching the absolute peak of the Mortal Realm!] While others grind for decades to learn a basic D-rank skill, Arthur simply watches his "employees" work and invents God-tier variants in a single breath! While arrogant nobles celebrate paying mercenaries to carry them, Arthur's mere Sword Intent drops elite guards to their knees coughing blood! [You observed an Apex Overseer's ultimate Divine Art.] [10,000x Return Activated!] [Congratulations on instantly mastering the perfect counter and breaking their conceptual laws!] Armed with a system that treats the universe like a corporate asset waiting to be liquidated, Arthur's path to the throne is paved in absolute dominance and exploitation! Mocked for being a magicless beggar? He binds the realm's strongest Arch-Mage, expanding his mana core to the Master Tier in a microsecond. Looked down upon by the "Gods" of the higher realms? He steps on their Overseers, treating their invincible deities like fragile teaching dummies. Challenged by the arrogant "Alpha" geniuses of the Apex Realm? He slaps them across the face, shatters their egos, and leeches their foundational talents. But Arthur's greatest power is [The Binder]. He doesn't just defeat his enemies; he monopolizes their existence. From turning a lethal Apex Curse into a mutually beneficial power-romance to ripping the Origin Sparks out of the Prime Creator to reformat the Omniverse itself. Follow Arthur Sterling as he transforms from a disposable farm animal into the Absolute Monarch of the Infinite Realms! He will crush the Heavenly Sovereigns, build the impenetrable Chaos Ark, gather an unstoppable harem of loyal Queens like the Arch-Mage Sylvia and the Demon Empress Morwenna, and execute the ultimate multiversal hostile takeover!

Lin Mo, an ordinary salaryman from Earth, finds himself inexplicably transported to the Realm of Nine Heavens after dying from a traffic accident. His new, and utterly bizarre, occupation? Running the Divine Convenience Store; a celestial store catering to the needs of immortals, cultivators, and mortals alike.

Fujiwara Chiya, a trainer at Tracen Academy, fell into deep despair after being consecutively released from contracts by two Uma Musume. “Isn’t there even one Uma Musume who’s obedient and able to understand my feelings?” Clinging to such unrealistic fantasies, he made a wish to the Three Goddesses. The next day, his wish came true. But then— Staring at the white-haired, blue-eyed girl beside him, Fujiwara Chiya grabbed his head. “Why is this person… me?!” “Why is this person… me?!” Both of them shouted the exact same words. ---------------------------------------------------------------- This is an AI translation since I don't know any chinese and I ran out of story to read. But I will try to make it as correct as I can, like names, terms, etc. So please do leave a comment or review on what I can improve. And do tell me if the tone is too formal or rigid. Also, if someone has already translated this story, do tell me. Raw: 二分之一的赛马娘(全本) By: 风与林

A Goddess Scammed Me into Streaming a Fantasy World—Now My Viewers Want Me to Steal the Heroines and Capture the Yandere Villainess. [Warning: Contains Mature, Sexual, and Violence content.] [ISEKAI LIVESTREAMER SYSTEM] Contract's Terms and Conditions: First, those who sign will be transported into the world of Goddess's Vessel—a fantasy realm where only women can wield magic, while men supply them with Mana and grow physically stronger with each lover they take. Second, to terminate the contract and return to their original world with their earnings, they must accumulate at least 1,000 collections and 1,000,000 views. Third, if they wish to bring their isekai lovers back with them, they must earn 1,000 collections for each individual and an additional total of 1,000,000 views for the entire group. Fourth, death will send them back to their original world as a corpse. Fifth, they were allowed to influence the world of Goddess's Vessel using knowledge from their own world—but revealing the existence of their original world, directly or indirectly, was strictly forbidden. Sixth and lastly, they would receive a unique class tied to their role—Livestreamer. --- Disclaimer – The image used for the book cover is not mine.

Second place isn’t failure. In Liam Yoo’s world, it’s worse. It means you’re not worth anything. Liam grew up eating alone, reheating the same meal every night while other families laughed together while watching TV. He didn’t want power or money. He just wanted to cook. So when the first full-dive VR game launches, Liam decides to become a chef. Inside, he picks a frontline class, randomises his character, and ends up as a small girl. He doesn’t care. As long as he can cook, nothing else matters. Then he gets a cooking skill with a unique impact: a Legendary Talent no one else has. Absorption lets him eat monsters to unlock recipes, and his food gives buffs 10,000 times stronger to himself and 100 times stronger to others, turning meals into powerful gameplay advantages. Liam assumes everyone has this talent. They don’t. At first, it’s just a game. Players explore, stream, and fight. Liam bites monsters mid-combat and turns them into recipes. Then the system announces, "The game is locked." No logout. No escape. Anyone who dies in the game dies permanently, both in the game and in reality. Food becomes survival, but everything tastes like garbage, unless it’s made by Liam, whose ability somehow keeps flavour alive. And in a world where strength decides who lives, the strongest ability isn’t a weapon. It’s what he eats. https://discord.gg/YgRmjwBR ---------------------- 30 golden tickets = 3 extra chapters 50 golden tickets = 5 extra chapters 80 golden tickets = 8 extra chapters 100 golden tickets = 10 extra chapters dragon gift = 1 bonus chapter + you become a npc castle gift = the above rewards if hit, + npc spacecraft gift = above rewards if hit npc gachapon gift = above rewards if hit become a important side character, and all week i post 3 chapters a day instead of 2

A person from earth is reincarnated in the Harry Potter World as Draco Malfoy. Armed with future knowledge, he tries to defeat all obstacles while protecting his family, fighting Voldemort and figuring out how to deal with teenage girls. No cheats NOTE :-This is translation of a Chinese fanfiction i have no claim over this fanfic or its characters Disclaimer Note: I am only translating this fanfiction. I do not own the original story, its characters, or any part of the Harry Potter franchise. or this fanfiction I am not making any profit from this translation; it is created solely for entertainment purposes.

A husband who's in love with his wife, despite the changes happened in their marriage, even the obstacles they faced never worn them out. The way he looked at his wife, as if his whole world revolved around her, as if she was the only woman in the world, as if she was the most precious gem.. Evan Seville knew he could NEVER let go of his wife, Amelia Hart, known as Amelia Seville. She was the one for him. He knew. No man shall ever touch his wife, not on his watch, not when he's alive. He would do anything to protect his precious wife, including her future.

Yu Nan was reborn into the Douluo Continent, becoming the 190,000-year-old soul beast, the Azure Phosphorous Serpent King, who had slumbered in the Sunset Forest for a hundred years. Before she could even stretch and take control of this body, a 200,000-year-old tribulation lightning bolt struck down upon her! She barely survived, evolving into a poisonous dragon, but was left severely injured and on the verge of death. Just then, Gu Bo arrived with Dugu Yan to hunt souls! Run? Her body was charred black, unable to move, and she'd be instantly killed. Fight? With only one drop of health left, facing Dugu Bo was certain death! "I'm going to die anyway, so let's gamble big! I'll help Dugu Yan become a god, and I can achieve immortality too!" "Want a soul bone? No problem! I'll sacrifice myself!" Dugu Yan thought she had struck gold, having the 200,000-year-old poisonous dragon willingly sacrifice himself. She gained a 200,000-year-old soul ring and a spine bone for free, and her martial soul evolved, her soul power jumping seven levels. But she was horrified to discover that her body had developed its own thoughts. "This body is a bit delicate, but that snake-like waist is really powerful when it twists." "It's just that the poison in your meridians is too mixed; I'll have to help you sort it out." Dugu Yan collapsed: "Didn't you already become a soul ring? Why can you control me?" Yu Nan: "Never mind why, just listen to me!" From then on, in public, she was a bewitching and shrewish beauty; in private, she had to fight a cunning and scheming soul for control of her body. "That brat Yu Tianheng is putting on a cool act again? Don't move, let me electrocute him!" "Tang San wants to use antidote to fool your grandpa? Come on, let's teach him what the ancestor of all poisons is like!" Dugu Yan: "Shut up!!!"

Tang Chen transmigrated into the Douluo Continent, becoming a Blue Silver Grass. His mother was Ah Yin, a 100,000-year-old soul beast and the Blue Silver Emperor, while his father was Tang Hao, the young master of the Clear Sky Sect, who possessed a cultivation system that allowed him to grow stronger through seclusion. However, because of his soul beast form, Tang Chen was despised by Tang Hao and abandoned in the Star Dou Great Forest shortly after his birth. Tang Hao coldly declared that Tang Chen was nothing more than a bastard soul beast, unworthy of living. Little did he know—Tang Chen remembered everything. In the blink of an eye, more than ten years passed. The once insignificant Blue Silver Grass had evolved into a million-year-old Blue Silver Emperor. With the ultimate seclusion reward in hand, Tang Chen had already surpassed the gods. Then, the God War at Jialing Pass began, and the Great Dao Golden List descended upon the world. A ranking of the top fifteen combatants in the Douluo World was revealed! Anyone who made the list would receive a Heavenly Dao reward. At Jialing Pass, gods clashed fiercely. Tang San, Qian Renxue, and Bibi Dong had all ascended to godhood, each striving for the top position on the Golden List. However, on that very day, a million-year-old soul beast appeared—one whose presence made even the gods pale in comparison. [First Place on the Golden List: Tang Chen — a 9,990,000-year-old soul beast, possessing the supreme Blue Silver Emperor bloodline!] Gu Yuena: He should be the ruler of all soul beasts! Qian Renxue: My husband is actually number one on the Golden List?! Tang San: He can suppress me, the Sea God, with a single hand… what realm has he reached?! Tang Hao: First on the Great Dao Golden List? How could it be him? That wretched child should be dead!

Qian Yu transmigrates to the Douluo Continent, becoming Qian Xunji's distant nephew. Awakening his twelve-winged angel martial soul, he is unparalleled in the world! To win him over, Qian Xunji arranges a marriage between him and Bibi Dong, resulting in their daughter, Qian Renxue. For decades after their marriage, Qian Yu dedicates himself to helping her ascend to the Pope's throne, offering various forms of assistance and protection. However, Bibi Dong never forgets Yu Xiaogang, using the Qian family's resources to curry favor with him, all for the sake of getting his attention! After ascending to the Pope's throne, Bibi Dong, feeling her power growing, becomes even more arrogant! At this time, during the Battle of Jialing Pass, Bibi Dong attempts a secret rendezvous with Yu Xiaogang! Having wasted years of effort, Qian Yu decisively divorces her! Unbeknownst to Bibi Dong, her husband, whom she has never truly acknowledged, has long since reached the level of a demigod! His secretly established Jixia Academy has already spread throughout the continent! At this moment, the heavens descend, revealing the rankings of the various Douluo Continent lists! [Martial Soul Ranking], [Power Ranking]... Wu Zetian, Haiyue, Gongsun Li, Li Bai, Mozi, Sikong Zhen... one by one they surfaced! ...[Power Ranking: First Place, Jixia Academy, Dean Qian Yu!]... When the secret was revealed, the entire Douluo Continent was shaken! Tang San: I have twin martial souls, and I can't even get into the top ten?! Shui Bing'er: Why are all the people on the list from Jixia Academy? Qian Renxue: The number one on the list is my father? Yu Xiaogang: Impossible, how could my theory be wrong? I'm not a waste?! Bibi Dong was stripped of everything, and Yu Xiaogang's reputation as a waste resounded throughout the continent. Looking at Qian Yu surrounded by women, Bibi Dong was filled with regret and knelt down on the spot: Husband, can you... Forgive me?

In his previous life, Qian Renshang witnessed his mother being humiliated by a village bully and, in a fit of rage, perished alongside him!    In this life, Qian Renshang transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, becoming Bibi Dong's son and Qian Renxue's younger brother!    On the day of his birth, Bibi Dong named him Qian Renshang, meaning someone destined to die young!    To spite Qian Xunji, Bibi Dong forcibly kept him by her side to care for him for three years!    He, who cherished family ties, believed that as long as he wholeheartedly treated his family well, he would gain their affection, but all he received in return was escalation!    On Bibi Dong's birthday, he meticulously prepared a birthday cake for her, only to have it ruthlessly knocked over and mocked by Qian Renxue!    Qian Renshang gained an emotional system, sensing extreme suicidal emotions and unexpectedly awakening the Golden Dragon King bloodline!   Heartbroken and disillusioned, he finally decided to leave the Spirit Hall. After an unknown amount of time, he arrived at...

[DD, DD2, SL, JST, Douluo Dalu, Soul Land, Genshin Impact] Transmigrated into Funina... From then on, a strange sect appeared on the Douluo Continent. Other sects relied on fighting and killing to establish themselves. The Water God Cult started with a cake. Three martial souls that looked like they had escaped from a drama troupe. Plus an ultimate weapon that was always asleep. Spreading the faith mainly relies on: "Are you hungry? I have some cake here." "Can't awaken? Come and try it. If it doesn't work, you don't have to pay... oh, it's free to pay anyway." Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the original works I translate. All rights belong to their respective authors. If you are the copyright holder and wish me to remove any material, please contact me immediately.

Dropped into the world of American television, racing against an early death, I set out on an ordinary path toward becoming a great doctor. Along the way, I'll find friends from The Big Bang Theory, Friends, and How I Met Your Mother. I'll cross paths with characters from Grey's Anatomy, House M.D., and The Good Doctor. And I'll navigate the dangerous worlds of Gone Girl, Hard Candy, and Juno. My days are ordinary yet anything but — because life inside an American TV drama is never just one story.

Join The Discord https://discord.gg/JjbyaYTdt [ WARNING: R18 MATURE CONTENT] He died a fool Alex, a forty-five years old senior accountant gets fired by his greedy boss without any warning. after arriving home early, still reeling from the shock, he finds his wife Emily in bed with his childhood best friend, Zack. Soon he found out the entire truth. The kids were never his from the start. His pretentious wife had been cuckholding him for fifteen long years and had already transferred all of his property and savings into her name. Furious, he tries to fight back, but ends up getting killed. Alex thought that this was the end, but instead he wakes up twenty four years in the past. A translucent screen suddenly appeared before his eyes [system initializing] [Welcome Alex, to the heavenly desire system] Now, to grow stronger he must charm, seduce and conquer desire itself. Fine this time he won't be a fool. he'll do whatever it takes to achieve his goal. His ex-boss cold, snobbish daughter... Whose sweetness will be his to taste. Zack's mature lonely mother, with a body made for sin. The cold beauties who once looked down on him... The seductive teachers... The hidden heiresses... And married women with frustrated nights... They will blush, tremble and want him. As for those who betrayed him? Well they'll kneel and beg but he won't forgive them. . . . "Are you really sure this aura of seduction stuff is working?" He said suspiciously. [Of course it's working. It's just that you can't see it yet] 'Well then, is there a way I can see it?' [Uhmm... Yes...] Don't forget to Add to Library and follow the story — daily updates and lots of temptation ahead. # [STRONG OVERPOWERED MC],[ MILF], [SMUT], [BEAUTY] [NTR] Netori but no Netorare, [WEAK TO STRONG], [BETRAYAL], [REVENGE] [SLICE OF LIFE]

Author: 脑袋不空空 Original Name: 碧蓝之海，才不是爆衣战神 Introduction: "Name? Age? Why were you sleeping naked on the street?" "Miyazawa Yu, male, 20 years old, I don't smoke or drink, have no bad habits, and my dream is to build my own crystal palace (Harem) and try not to get 'chopped by a cleaver'!" A delicious bowl of pork cutlet rice was placed in front of him, but Miyazawa Yu was unmoved. Propping his chin up with both hands, he struck Commander Ikari's classic pose, his eyes firm and his words righteous as he declared to the officer in the hat! "I'm reporting! Iori Kitahara bought the alcohol! And he's the one who took my clothes off! Hurry up and arrest him!" "Hmm... I'm afraid, Mr. Miyazawa, the Mr. Kitahara next door also reported that you tore off your clothes and ran naked after drinking..." "NANI! That scoundrel is slandering me! He's slandering me! AAAAAGH!!!" ________________________________________

Ethan Crowe walked out of prison after seven years with nothing to his name and nowhere to belong. The world he returned to was unrecognisable. Gates had torn open across the globe, monsters roamed beyond human control, and society now revolved around the Titled - people chosen by mysterious voices and granted supernatural powers that made them heroes, weapons, and rulers all at once. Ethan wasn’t one of them. Not at first. Lost, angry, and with no future worth chasing, Ethan was barely surviving when a voice finally spoke to him. "Your Title is… Lord Of Beasts." But something about his awakening was wrong. Instead of gaining power in the real world like every other Titled, Ethan awakened a System tied to the Tower Of Beasts - a brutal, game-like world he can only enter while asleep. Inside the Tower, Ethan must fight for survival against monstrous creatures, earning power through a system of skills, evolution, and beasts. As for the beasts he acquires there? They persist beyond his dreams... Registered as an E Rank Titled with only D Rank potential, Ethan should have been insignificant. Yet the Lord of Beasts cannot be measured by ordinary standards. As Ethan grows stronger at an impossible rate, his existence begins to ripple outward - drawing the attention of elite Titled, criminal syndicates, and forces lurking behind the Gates themselves. His past refuses to stay buried, his beasts grow more dangerous, and the truth behind his Title hints at something far more terrifying than anyone realises. In a world ruled by power, Ethan Crowe starts at the bottom. But as the Lord of Beasts, it’s only a matter of time before he climbs to the top! P.S. This is my WSA 2026 Entry - all support with powerstones and reviews is appreciated :) Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to real events, locations, or people are purely coincidental and not intended to portray anything.

Just a imagination of a borard guy, trying make somehow big, for his own. it'll be a prequel to my previous work Maharakshak. if you hadn't read it, you can try. it's ok story. and if you don't know what's written up above, just pretend it's not written, and this is the real Synopsis. " it's a story about a question and a superhero. The question being, does human needs the power or superhero, and superhero being just a normal guy, who does not know what a superhero supposed to mean, for him his powers are just that, a normal. thing, he didn't understand why they are so special." " story will progress in direction of a typical direction of any movie, the only shiny part maybe being the simplicity of it." " the hero is a pure guy, who does don't care about how other's think of him , he has only one goal trough out the story and that's he sticks to till end, believing his heroism nothing more then an accident." " the villain is also a pure guy, but ome who has seen the world and has his edges cleaned by it. you can think him as a guy who knows the answer, but did not want to admit it. he is more human then the hero, who seems little comical and too pure for the world. his only shortcoming being after getting powers he couldn't control it."

[Supporting Character Popularity Supremacy System successfully bound.] "Hmm?" "Jujutsu sorcerers these days are truly clueless." Walking down the street with his best friend Suguru Geto, Satoru Gojo tilted his head back to take a sip of his drink and shook his head helplessly. "To actually claim that yours truly is a supporting character... My, my~" "What’s wrong, Satoru?" Suguru Geto looked at Satoru Gojo with a hint of confusion. "It’s nothing." "Just some young sorcerer who doesn't know his place used a strange Cursed Technique on me, that's all." Satoru Gojo waved his hand dismissively. "Imagine calling me a supporting character." [Would you like to travel to the first world to carry out the Popularity Supremacy mission?] [The popularity points earned during this period can be used to exchange for any item from your current world or any world you have traveled to.] "Oh?" "There's more?" Satoru Gojo raised an eyebrow and said, "Then let's give it a go. Let’s see what new tricks you’ve got up your sleeve~" "If it’s not fun, I’m going to give you a good spanking." "And another thing... if you keep calling me a supporting character... I might actually get a little bit angry." [Confirmation request received. Selecting world... World confirmed... "Re:Zero − Starting Life in Another World"... Commencing crossover... Crossover successful.] ________________________________________________________________ Hi, as usual, this is a translation of the original novel. I will update 2 chapters daily, and happy reading. Author: 超级爆更战士