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[Read up to chapter 5, you won't regret it.] Haru Mizuki died the lamest death possible: alone in his room, playing a hentai VRMMO. No heroic sacrifice. No tragic accident. Just... pathetic. But instead of oblivion, he wakes up in Aethelgard. Cursed by Chronia, Goddess of Time, Haru gains an ability no one else has: he can't stay dead. Every time he dies, he loops back to his last checkpoint. What seems like a curse becomes his greatest weapon, infinite retries mean infinite opportunities to learn, train, and seduce. And seduce he must. Because Haru's cheat ability, Touch of the Goddess, lets him steal powers from anyone he touches... but it works best through intimate contact. Armed with death loops, a hacker-class system that lets him sabotage rival players, Haru begins building the ultimate multi-species harem. But he's not the only player in this game, and they all want the same thing: absolute domination.

Evil has a reputation problem. In a world overflowing with dark lords, liches, demon queens, and world-ending prophecies, most villains rule through fear, cruelty, and expendable henchmen. Burnout is high. Survival rates are low. Dental coverage is nonexistent. Lord Malachai the Dread is different. A terrifying presence wrapped in ritual armor and apocalyptic intent, Malachai is also an unusually considerate employer. He offers full medical and dental benefits, fair wages, hazard pay, and flexible scheduling. He remembers birthdays. He helps henchmen move apartments. He believes loyalty is earned—not forced. As heroes rise, rival villains scheme, and the world edges closer to conquest or collapse, Malachai’s organization grows not because it is feared, but because it works. Henchmen choose to stay. Morale improves. Productivity rises. And slowly, quietly, the most dangerous villain of all begins to take shape—not because he is the cruelest… but because he is the most competent. This is a comedic fantasy web novel about workplace culture, loyalty, and what happens when evil finally figures out how to run itself like a functional organization. It blends sharp humor with heartfelt moments, exploring villainy through the lens of management, ethics, and the simple power of treating people well—even while plotting the end of the world. After all, anyone can rule through terror. But only a truly great villain offers dental.

In the world of talents and superpowers, people awaken a talent varying by ranks around the age of fifteen. Some get their powers early during happy moments, while others unlock them during life-threatening situations. A few unlucky people never awaken any talent at all and become complete outsiders. Solomon awakened exactly on his fifteenth birthday. He received an incredibly rare SSS-rank talent and became famous all over the world. However, three years passed with him trying to figure out his power, but no one could help him understand how to use it. The public quickly turned on him and gave him the nickname 'Strongest Loser'. No guild, corporation, or organization wanted to recruit him despite being an SSS-rank talent holder. One day, when he was on his way home after getting rejected by the last guild in the city, a beggar came to him asking for money. He randomly helped the old beggar, who gave him a dirty paper in return. It was an invitation to the Live Streaming Academy, where only the chosen ones with an invitation could ever enroll. He thought that joining the academy might help him finally be able to use his talent. With no other choice left, Solomon decided to go there and test his luck. That single choice turned Solomon into a legend. He became the most feared for generations to come, and even when centuries passed, no one dared to say his name out loud, and he was only referred to as 'the one who shall not be named'. *** 200 Powerstones = 1 Extra chapter. 400 Powerstones = 2 Extra chapters. 500 PS = 3 Extra chapters. For every 100 Golden Tickets = 1 Extra chapter. **** Discord Server- https://discord.gg/ZwMgWReXVp

He once ruled as a feared dungeon boss. Now he’s raising a human child. After abandoning his collapsing dungeon, Zortheus never expected to find an infant alone in the wild, or to become her father. Disguised as a quiet villager, Zora, he gives Lila the peaceful life he never had, burying the monstrous past she must never learn. But with her growing dream to become an adventurer, the outside world inches closer to the very truth he fights to hide. And as old threats stir again, their quiet life stands on the edge of a secret away from unraveling. The world remembers him a villain. She only knows him as Dad. Two truths that cannot meet… or everything breaks.

Aaron had always dreamed of reaching the pinnacle of Artistry, even though he was born without magic.But his dreams were shattered like dust when his father, Martin Hotfield, stripped him of the family name and forbade him from ever returning to it.As he walked beyond the castle walls, he came across a mysterious metal box lying in his path.He wondered where it had come from and who had left it there, but no answer came. So he took it with him and continued on his way.Aaron wandered through the streets of Mercury City in the state of Tekoba, one of the provinces of the Kingdom of Maro, until he finally settled in a narrow alley.There, he remembered the box.The moment he opened it, a new journey began—one that would change his fate forever.But what was hidden inside that box?And what secrets and dangers await the exiled painter on the path that destiny has chosen for him?

Yuto’s head felt a little buzzing. He served as regent in Fontaine for more than four hundred years due to his real talents and the little cakes favored by the gods. But...what does this mean? Panoramic live broadcast? Character popularity? What’s the point of this weird panel? My background? The secret of time travel? What the hell is going on here? Also, where do these people who are chasing me crazy in the barrage come from? Are you crazy or is this world crazy? --------------------------- Join my Patreon now to get instant access to the next chapters!

In Dwarkam, people are not born equal. Some are born Halocrats, wrapped in power and worship. Some are born Gutterborn, taught to keep their heads down and their mouths shut. Zane Atlas was a Gutterborn. Eighteen years old. Hungry. Beaten. Invisible. The world taught him one rule early: Filth shouldn’t look up. When the Golden Slab descended from the sky, it gave power to those who caressed it. Most gained skills. Some gained status. Many gained hope. Zane gained something else. Something that was never meant to awaken. Something that watches before it judges. Something that acts only when survival is at stake. [ Conflux System ] It does not reward obedience. It grows through choices. And it can merge anything Zane owns… including his body, his instincts, and his will to survive. Now Zane walks a thin line between staying alive and being discovered. Between obeying a world that hates him and becoming something it must erase. The churches are watching. The crowns are stirring. The monsters are waking. And Zane is learning one terrifying truth: Sometimes, being chosen is worse than being powerless. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

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Takuya Ichiro was a college dropout with too much anime knowledge and too little common sense. His pathetic life ends in an even more pathetic death—choking on a microwaved dumpling. But the cosmic forces, amused by his ridiculous exit, offer him a second chance: reincarnation in the world of One Piece, complete with the insanely overpowered *Overhaul* quirk from My Hero Academia. No devil fruit drawbacks. No strings attached. Just absurd power... in the hands of a complete idiot. Now in East Blue as the result of a failed World Government experiment, Takuya sets out to explore, conquer, and possibly screw up the world of pirates, marines, and devil fruit waifus—all while dropping modern anime references and accidentally terraforming everything he touches. Welcome to the Grand Line’s newest headache. Mind You, this is a no logic nonsensical story that doesn't take itself seriously at all, this is pure "Shut your brain off and enjoy" types of fic, solely meant to be fun and enjoyable. Anyone who has too much logic, and uses his logical and analytical side too much stay away from my fic, since I have made it clear that this is a fic not to be taken seriously anyone trying to correct some mistakes or adding logic can please get away from this fic, thank you NOTE:- THIS IS AU... DON'T TRY TO COMPARE IT TO THE CANON...ANY CHARACTERS DIFFERENT FROM CANON ARE DONE BASED ON CREATIVE LIBERTY...AND I HAVE NO INTEREST IN TOLERATING ANYONE WHO WISHES TO COMPARE THEM TO CANON WARNING:- IT CONTAINS LOTS OF GORE, VIOLENCE, RAPE, AND ALL OTHER SORTS OF EXTREME DARK SHIT, AND A BRAINROT MC SO READ IT AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION, AND THIS FIC IS A REALISTIC FIC AND WILL ALSO HIGHTLIGHT THE REALITY OF THE SOCIETY SO THIS FIC IS NOT FOR FAINT OF HEARTS OR SERIOUS PEOPLE. Support me through:- Paypal:- https://www.paypal.me/SVora02 Patreon:- https://patreon.com/EmperorNumix Discord Link:- https://discord.gg/q7dztnHven Additional Tags:- #romance, #brainrot content #stupidmc, #milf, #sex #worldtravel, #rizz, #hugeharem #love

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst. No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction! Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake. --------------------------- Join my Patreon now to get instant access to the next chapters!

Jaune Arc moved to the city of Vale hoping for a regular high-school experience. However, on his second night in the city, he somehow found himself waking up to a decaying, nightmarish version of reality. This place, this... dream realm, housed deadly monsters that hungered for his flesh. A floating interface, the Nightmare System, whispered promises of power to him. Power that he could use to survive in this realm by killing the monsters of the dream. Now, Jaune's only option is to navigate the rules of this new realm before it takes a bite out of him. Welcome to Vale, Sweet dreams. =================== This is a slow burn story set in an Alternate Universe of the show, RWBY with a modern twist to it. The idea was inspired from (Shadow Slave), (Lord of the Mysteries) and (Dreamers Throne). (Dream-Realm, Modern Setting, Runes). =================== Advanced chapters are available on Patreon patreon.com/TheFirstFire

“So I can summon Heroines and Villainesses, but I just have to create them myself? Seems easy enough!” Max lived for one thing and one thing only: a good story. Novels were the only escape in his mundane life. However, all the light novels and manhwas he read had the same problem: Ruining female characters. In all these novels, the powerful heroines and terrifying villainesses were always reduced to one-dimensional trophies obsessed with the MC. They had no goals or purpose of their own. When Max discovered Awakener Supreme, he thought it would be different. It started out promising; a dark fantasy, detailed, consistent world building, a complex magic system and interesting characters. But everything went downhill pretty fast. To please the fans, the dark tone vanished, and the fierce female cast was reduced to shallow fan service. In a burst of anger, Max confronted the lead writer, criticizing him for ruining female characters, and claiming he could do a much better job at creating heroines and villainesses. He never expected the universe to take him at his word. Max suddenly wakes up inside the world of Awakener Supreme, and was given the chance to back up what he had claimed in the form of a unique class. ⸢ You have awakened your Class ⸥ ⸢ Class: Architect - You can create heroines and villainesses and make them your Summons ⸥ ⸢ Class Group: Summoner ⸥ Was Max all talk? Or can he truly create more powerful and consistent heroines and villainesses to help him survive the grim world of Awakener Supreme? Character arts, novel art, panels and R18 images are available on the Discord! https://discord.gg/7Cmm7XQa3

Do you want to read a story where the whole family changed from good to bad? The cons of saving and trusting the wrong people/person? If yes! Then, follow me, let's read the story of Asher and his family, who, from a wrong move, paid a very heavy price! But, as the story's name implies, they came alive again, but differently! Excerpt: "You meant it, didn't you?" the man questioned "Of course, if I didn't mean it. Would you be begging me now?" Asher replied lazily. "I curse you! I hope fear swallows you," the man swore. "Fear...."Asher said, savouring the word on his tongue. Then, as if in enjoyment, he closed his eyes and continued. "... Should be embraced..and not to be feared," he said slowly with a smile on his face. .......... "I'm not a hero. If I see somebody hurting you, I might walk away," Asher said to a lady. "I don't need a hero. I can save myself," the lady replied. ........ This story is about Asher. Who was born and raised in a loving and caring family. But due to an incident that happened in his teens, he grew up twisted. Follow me, dear readers, let's have a wonderful time together through the world of novels, and map the life of Asher, from his adorable and mischievous childhood to his villainous adulthood. ***** Note: This is my first novel! I hope you love it! Please comment, review, and vote to support this book. Thank you! Yours cutely: Jeree_07

"Immortality? That can be lonely. And in the end, everyone will die. It doesn’t matter what you do to escape it—sooner or later, all shall taste death. It is already written; it’s only a matter of when and how. But glory… glory is the answer. Glory will outlive flesh and bones. Glory is what we should strive for, not immortality." ~~~~ Robin Burton was a young man who grew up with everything anyone could ever hope for: immense talent in cultivation, a sharp mind, and a wealthy family that would stop at nothing to protect and nurture him. He had everything—except the will to make use of it. "Why should I walk the same path as my ancestors? Why must I seek strength just to defeat one rival or compete with another? That is not what I was born for!" --- “…Heh\~” Robin let out a long sigh. “Pursuing power was never my goal. I left my family and secluded myself to escape those pointless struggles for authority. I wanted to explore the universe, and to explore myself first… yet time and again, I was dragged into devastating wars. I wanted to benefit people with my knowledge and immortalize my name, yet worlds fell and hundreds of billions died because of me. Ironic, hah?”

Xu Yan's biggest mistake wasn't leaving a one-star review on his favorite campus BL novel. It was waking up inside it. And of course he didn't land the lead role, or even the villain — he got stuck as Xu Yan, the background character who shared his name, got exactly one description ["plain, forgettable"], and died three paragraphs later after wandering into the wrong scene at the wrong time. So, his survival plan was to Stay away from the protagonists. Don't touch the plot. Watch every scandal unfold from a safe distance with a milk tea in hand and zero personal involvement. It was working great — until Lu Yichen, the villain the whole campus was terrified of, sat down next to him in the middle of a very public breakup and asked, without even looking up, "Think there'll be another slap?" After that, in every confection seen,every cheating scandal, every messy love triangle two of them had font row seat. Xu Yan told himself he was just there for the drama. That he only liked Lu Yichen's face the way you like a nice view. He was wrong.

I woke up inside a trashy BL manhwa. Not as the protagonist. Not as the villain. But as the pathetic side character destined to become the obsessive love interest of Lee Taehyun, an S-class esper who treats destruction like a hobby and people like optional background noise. The problem? He doesn’t trust me. The bigger problem? This body used to be hopelessly in love with him. *** [Quest Initiated: Guide Lee Taehyun to sanity, failure to do so will result in a penalty.] 'Hell no' *** Yeah. I’m screwed.

Ever since I was little...I was fascinated with heroes and their strength. I wanted to be one. Always watching their shows,kids dream about this. However, I was slightly different... I desired to be a hunter of evil, one who didnt forgive criminals and fights for the good of humanity. I kept holding onto this dream, even beyond my phase...However, I was born weak. No matter how much I studied, and how much I trained in different things, I could never tolerate to much. I did everything to master every single style and way of fight,but it was for not. In school, I was nicknamed...The weakest human to ever live. I was a joke character, in the eyes of the people and I could never be a sort of protagonist...Even so, I tried everything to fight. But the i wondered...Even if I was strong...How could I survive things like a Nuclear bomb? So I kept searching and searching because this wasn't a dream it was my passion and that passion kept burning and burning until it threatened to swallow everything up...but when all hope seemed losed I came up with a solution if I wanted to survive a nuclear explosion I had to have... Magic TikTok- Code of the abyss

Allen was accidentally sent to the One Punch Man world after being run over like a speed bump and ended up living next door to Saitama. In a world where monsters can wipe out cities, his first decision was simple: eat barbecue and calm down. Luckily, Allen awakened an infinite evolution ability. By copying and evolving everything he encounters, he quietly steps onto a path that is no longer human. While heroes fight in the spotlight, the real danger may be growing right next door. --------------------------- Join my Patreon now to get instant access to the next chapters!

[This is a lighthearted story; the protagonist has no morals or limits.] Having transmigrated to the Harry Potter world, Charlie White is bound to the [Tyrant System]. By engaging in tyrannical behavior, you can earn Tyrannical Points and draw prizes infinitely! While Hermione was studying her textbooks in the library. [Ding! His Majesty's sleeping posture in class is practically a reincarnation of Hu Hai, perfectly embodying the behavior of a tyrannical ruler who "neglects state affairs"! Reward: Tyrannical Ruler Points +100!] While Harry and Ron were training hard for Quidditch. [Ding! His Majesty has been extravagant, purchasing all the desserts in Diagon Alley, in line with the behavior of a "tyrannical and hedonistic" ruler! Reward: Tyrant Points +500!] Charlie casually did a ten-pull! [Congratulations, Your Majesty, on obtaining: Animagus (Selectable Form)! +1 Free Talent Point, +1000 Proficiency in Fiendfire...] Dumbledore: "Mr. White is the most gifted student I've ever seen, but unfortunately he just doesn't like to study..." Voldemort: "Why? He learned the dark magic I painstakingly studied just by yawning?!" Charlie lay on the sofa and sighed helplessly, "I don't want to either, but the system is giving me too much!" --------------------------- Join my Patreon now to get instant access to the next chapters!

He reincarnated to the world of One Piece with the immortal abilities of the Silver King, the First King from the manga/anime series *K*. Although he becomes a pirate, his goal is not to become the Pirate King. His goal is simply to live freely on the high seas—it's that simple.