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Ethan Crowe walked out of prison after seven years with nothing to his name and nowhere to belong. The world he returned to was unrecognisable. Gates had torn open across the globe, monsters roamed beyond human control, and society now revolved around the Titled - people chosen by mysterious voices and granted supernatural powers that made them heroes, weapons, and rulers all at once. Ethan wasn’t one of them. Not at first. Lost, angry, and with no future worth chasing, Ethan was barely surviving when a voice finally spoke to him. "Your Title is… Lord Of Beasts." But something about his awakening was wrong. Instead of gaining power in the real world like every other Titled, Ethan awakened a System tied to the Tower Of Beasts - a brutal, game-like world he can only enter while asleep. Inside the Tower, Ethan must fight for survival against monstrous creatures, earning power through a system of skills, evolution, and beasts. As for the beasts he acquires there? They persist beyond his dreams... Registered as an E Rank Titled with only D Rank potential, Ethan should have been insignificant. Yet the Lord of Beasts cannot be measured by ordinary standards. As Ethan grows stronger at an impossible rate, his existence begins to ripple outward - drawing the attention of elite Titled, criminal syndicates, and forces lurking behind the Gates themselves. His past refuses to stay buried, his beasts grow more dangerous, and the truth behind his Title hints at something far more terrifying than anyone realises. In a world ruled by power, Ethan Crowe starts at the bottom. But as the Lord of Beasts, it’s only a matter of time before he climbs to the top! Note: The novel is a gritty version of the typical hunter/awakener novels with a beast twist, which I hope you will enjoy Discord Server: https://discord.gg/c34nURr72W P.S. This is my WSA 2026 Entry - all support with powerstones and reviews is appreciated :) Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to real events, locations, or people are purely coincidental and not intended to portray anything.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if someone from a Lovecraftian world got isekai’d into another world built on Lovecraftian themes? Well, it’s absolute chaos. Meet Alaric, a human(questionably) survivor of the madness and chaos caused by a certain crawling chaos, who, thanks to the kindness of a certain bubble daddy, got isekai’d into the “fake it till you make it” world. What will he do in this strange new world? Climb the ladder of power to become that impossible god unless you’re just a pawn of a certain russian priest or a certain goth mommy? Or become a cheshire cat, leaping onto the 4D chessboard to disrupt the schemes and mind games of these bizarre folks? For Alaric, it’s not a tough choice. But before he picks either path, he must, of course, uphold the time-honored tradition of isekai’d victims(questionably) that forms the foundation of this world. What’s that tradition? Keeping a diary. --- [Alaric's Transmigration Diary] [Day 1: I encountered Amon. Used a special technique to summon a projection of the Ancient Sun God, who personally delivered a heavy slap to Amon. Hope Amon appreciates this weighty paternal affection.] [Day 2: I received an invitation from the Aurora Order. Told them I want it all... looks, brains, and combat prowess... and invited them to join my newly founded Joker Club.] [Day 3: I met Leonard and acknowledged Gramps Pallez. Declined Leonard's enthusiastic suggestion for the old man to move in with me, as I’d rather not have a old man critiquing my every move, even in private moments.] [Day 4: I told Klein I plan to pray to a deity named The Fool. Watched his eyes widen in shock and kindly offered him some eye drops.] [Day 5: I listened to Medici perform a two-hour comedy routine. Suggested he go professional and invited him to share a meal.] . . . [Day 666: I fully absorbed a certain crawling chaos fragment within me. From now on, I am the Fifth Pillar.]

Kitazawa’s grades at the Ninja Academy had always been mediocre. Uchiha Itachi graduated at seven; he barely scraped through at thirteen. Uzumaki Naruto became the savior of the ninja world at seventeen; at that same age, Kitazawa was still struggling to make Chunin. In this harsh world of shinobi, Kitazawa was what people called a fodder ninja: no talent, no bloodline, and no backing. To stay alive until the story’s grand finale, he’d chosen the safest path—teaching at the Ninja Academy, a job he’d held for five years. “Another peaceful day in Konoha.” Kitazawa rose from his seat and walked to the window. It was enrollment day again, and the training grounds were buzzing with life. He glanced down at the stack of new student files in his hands. Names leapt out at him, all too familiar: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuga Hinata, Ino Yamanaka, Sakura Haruno, Akimichi Choji, Nara Shikamaru, Inuzuka Kiba… and more. 'DING' 'Host has reached age six and successfully enrolled in the Ninja Academy.' 'Activating the Strongest Shinobi System.'

Bald, Broke, and Overpowered: Krillin’s Wild Adventure What if you woke up as Krillin… no nose, about to be sacrificed, and somehow the universe decided to make you invincible? With the Invincible Devourer System, every push-up, every run, and every enemy defeated makes you stronger. Steal skills, conquer villains, and even win the hearts of iconic beauties—Bulma, Android 18, and more—while casually obliterating foes with a single punch. Raditz? One punch. Frieza? One punch. Earth? Just a playground. All you wanted was a quiet life on Earth, but fate has other plans: epic battles, harem chaos, and the kind of over-the-top action only a bald hero can survive. One punch. Infinite power. Zero regrets.

Lin Feng’s peaceful life as a Pokémon Breeder is flipped upside-down when he receives the mysterious Joy System, allowing him to earn powerful rewards simply by keeping his Pokémon happy. Armed with God-tier breeding skills and mystical Verdant Force, he transforms his small family breeding house into a sanctuary for Pokémon of all shapes and sizes—from ordinary partners to awe-inspiring Legendary creatures. But happiness isn’t just about farming berries and crafting Pokéblocks. As word of Lin Feng’s talents spreads, powerful Trainers and curious Legendary Pokémon flock to his doorstep, eager to train, evolve, or even discover new purposes for their lives. With a laid-back but invincible attitude, Lin Feng juggles the cozy joys of raising Pokémon, crafting incredible foods and items, and facing off against challengers who inevitably underestimate the quiet Breeder—until they see the might of his team. Filled with humor, slice-of-life moments, and thrilling Pokémon battles, this is the story of an extraordinary Breeder destined to become a legend… simply by making his Pokémon smile. Note: This is a Chinese fanfiction translated into English. The original story belongs to the author, and all credit goes to them. The cover image is sourced from the internet, and all rights belong to the original creator. --- For advanced chapters: [email protected]/_tey

After reincarnating into the world of One Piece, Ritter isn't just here to sightsee he’s here to rewrite legends. Gifted the Mist-Mist Fruit and three-color Haki at the age of three, he’s raised by none other than the Pirate King Roger himself. From Shanks and Buggy to Ace and Uta, Ritter takes on the unlikely role of the Grand Line’s ultimate “big bro,” training future legends while hiding a monstrous power within his misty aura. A veteran of the God Valley Incident, a swordsman who believes real men wield greatswords, and a man who refuses to blindly worship even the likes of Luffy Ritter walks the line between absurd comedy and heartwarming guardianship. But with timelines tangled, loyalties shifting, and a blood-red mist foreshadowing war, Ritter’s true identity as the “Mist Emperor” may be the key to saving or destroying the new age of pirates. One Piece fanfic with a single female lead, comedic undertones, dramatic power scaling, and the ultimate twist on ‘isekai babysitter’ tropes. --- For advanced chapters: [email protected]/_tey

A slightly different Luffy, met his first mate a little earlier, which is why the whole story took a slightly different course. Straw Hat Pirates - Everything in front is crying, and behind everything is burning, broken, bleeding and robbed. This is translation from russian, and I am not good at english, so there will be a lot of mistakes link to original https://ficbook.net/readfic/3357775#part_content

Enemy cavalry charging? Let them talk to Barbara's Sky AK47! Enemy assassins targeting the backline? Magic time is over, now it's physical attack time! Enemy boasting immense strength? The Maid-Knight will remind them of a knight's true madness! Frost Trolls with super regeneration? Have a taste of adult Klee's Jumpy Dumpty! A super-powerful demon? The female Rex Lapis will teach them the first line of Liyue's declaration of war: "This is order!" Cultists brainwashing people? Seele will make sure everyone can afford to live again! The Swarm is coming? Sam, ready. Protocol approved. Execute Scorched Earth Operation! Allies complain wildly: "Is this Priest's style supposed to be a Christmas tree?" Lin Qingyue: "I don't want this either! But the System just keeps giving me too much..." System: [Elation Value +2333. Keep up the great work, Host!] Lin Qingyue: "Great work my ass! Any more of this, and I'll have to debut as an idol group. I've even thought of the name...'Social Death Girl Group'!" - Title: 开局赞美阿哈，社死就能变强 Author: 夜有鬼哭 Translated by SpyTL

Izumi Shodai: Something’s wrong. A man actually joined this chat group!? Misaka Misuzu: I get it now. The chat group brought us a son-in-law!! Irisviel: Oh my… but my daughter is only six years old. Tearju: W-waaah… Kaito-san, can you cook? I'm sincerely recruiting a househusband... Sawamura Sayuri: Kaito-san, I’m very rich, but my daughter has some strange hobbies. Can you help me complete them? Kamado Kie: Kaito-san, please help me quickly! My daughter has turned into a Demon! Kaito: Ladies, don’t panic. Let me draw a card first! [Congratulations! You obtained an SS-rank reward: Guardian Deity – Raiden Shogun (Makoto and Ei)] [Congratulations! You obtained an SS-level reward: Abilities of the Geo Archon] [Congratulations! You obtained an EX-level reward: Human Limiter Removed!] --------------------------------------- Support me at https://www.patreon.com/IamPoorGuyToo There are 50+ more chapters there. Also Check Out My Other Novels.

“I do not belong to the professor... It is the professor who belongs to me.” Dr. Aahmes Abdel, a world renowned Scientist, came to the Philippines to meet the equally famous Prof. Eric Antonio, just to find out how utterly irritating the professor is. He decided to stay by his side, though, and in the process, find out why the person he looks up to seems to hate everyone else, aside from his 10 year old niece. * I originally wrote this is tag-lish (Tagalog and English) since Dr. Aahmes speaks in English while Prof. Eric speaks in tagalog because speaking to the Egyptian doctor was too much of a bother. I plan to translate the whole thing in English. PG 16 WARNING: this FICTION is set in the OMEGAVERSE universe Reader discretion advised. !!! DISCLAIMER !!! This novel is a work of fiction. Any similarity to events, people, objects or places both real or fiction, are merely the product of an overactive imagination, unless specified. The names 'Frankenstein' and 'The Grinch' are copyright to their respective owners. The name 'Gadxilla' is based on its Japanese counterpart. No copyright infringement is intended. Please inform me if you wish for me to remove them in this novel and thank you for your kind consideration. Copyright Gem Vecino 2025 All rights reserved No part of this online publication or any of its contents may be reproduced, copied, modified or adapted in any way, form, or kind without the prior written consent of the author Gem Vecino - aka - Alex Rosas - aka - Psynoid Al #omegaverse #scifi #boyslove #mxm #BLromance #omegaverse #mpreg

Shikime Natsu accidentally transmigrated into the world of Classroom of the Elite, arriving at the Tokyo Metropolitan Advanced Nurturing High School—an institution boasting a 100% employment and college advancement rate. Upon meeting Horikita Suzune for the first time, he completed the "First Encounter CG" collection and obtained the Skill Card: [Sixteen Hours of Effort]. (Effect: You have already worked hard for sixteen hours; the rest is break time. Upon use, your knowledge will continue to grow for the next sixteen hours—even while eating or sleeping. Cooldown: 3 days!) Upon meeting Kushida Kikyou for the first time, he completed the "First Encounter CG" collection and obtained the Item Card: [Voice Recorder]. (Flavor Text: Take this pen and begin your solo run!) Shikime Natsu only wanted to complete his full CG collection and get stronger along the way, but before he knew it... how did he end up winning over all of them?

Lofan finds himself transported to the world of Genshin Impact, where he's granted a "Flamboyant Death System." By dying in sufficiently dramatic ways, he can earn massive points to exchange for various rewards. Thus, to amass points, Lofan begins his journey of flamboyant deaths. From initially dying as a righteous hero to later orchestrating his own demise, he shocks the Fontainians with countless horrifying murder cases. As Lofan accumulates more and more points, he suddenly discovers a shortcut. Every word and action of the Hydro Archon Furina is closely watched by all Fontainians. "Chief Justice, I accuse someone!" Neuvillette: "Please state your accusation." "The Hydro Archon Furina!" Furina: "???" Years later, the Golden Traveler and her emergency rations arrive in Fontaine. However, they're immediately taken into custody upon crossing the border and fitted with handcuffs. "Foreign traveler, you're accused of crimes. Please come with us." Lumine: "???" Paimon: "???" After some time, Lumine and Paimon find themselves sharing a cell together. - Come Join and say Hi! https://discord.gg/BFW77h7XyS Title: 枫丹大舞台，有命你就来 Author: 霁后彩虹 Translator: SpyTL

What does the most feared Dark Lord in history do when he's given a second chance at life? He takes it, of course. Any price is worth paying for another shot at immortality and ultimate power. But Lord Voldemort never expected the price to be... this. Reborn in 1991 as Tamara Riddle—a breathtakingly beautiful girl with a tragically weak body—the former Dark Lord finds himself bound to an infuriatingly cheerful "Virtue System." His immense dark power is sealed, and the only way to unlock it is by accumulating points through good deeds. Love? Kindness? Courage? To Voldemort, these are weaknesses to be exploited. But now, they are the currency of his survival. The worst part? Any murderous thought or malicious intent is met with a crippling "punishment" that transforms his terrifying presence into that of a fragile, pitiful, and inexplicably charming damsel. The more he plots to kill Harry Potter, the more he ends up saving him. The more he schemes to corrupt the pure-bloods, the more they worship him as a noble leader. From Dumbledore to Snape, everyone sees a prodigy, a hero, a saint... while inside, the Dark Lord is screaming. "I will conquer this world," she vows, "even if I have to do it as a goody-two-shoes." [Raw: 抱歉哈利，人家已经是黑魔王了] [TAGS & CATEGORY] Category: Fanfiction Tags: #REINCARNATION #SYSTEM #FEMALE PROTAGONIST #COMEDY #HARRY POTTER #MAGIC #ACADEMY #ANTIHERO #GENDERBENDER #WEAKTOSTRONG Topic: #Voldemort #GenderBender #System #Comedy #HarryPotter #Fanfic #DarkLordIsAGoodGirl

In the Schicksal Overseer's office, a white-haired, monstrously strong Kaslana gorilla was holding a golden-haired Overseer by the collar, pointing at the golden-haired, blue-eyed young girl beside him. "Yours?" Kallen demanded. "Uh, Kallen, I think I can... cough ...explain," Otto stammered. "With whom?!" Kallen pressed. "Uh... hmm... ah... er..." "Speak!" "I... with... you... and your..." "Mom's looking so good!" Snow Apocalypse quipped gleefully. The nerves of a certain 500-year-old "young girl" (totally legit) snapped with a crisp crack. - (MCxHouraiji Kyuusyou)(Honkai Impact) - Title: 人在崩坏，是卑鄙的异乡人 Author: 斯诺 TLed By SpyTL

Oliver Ansen died because life had lost all meaning and purpose. Twenty-nine years of routine, grief, and quiet emptiness eventually led him to a solitary end. However, Death wasn't what he expected. Armed with a single ticket and confronted by an afterlife stranger than imagination, Oliver finds himself faced with something he thought he'd lost long ago: A choice.

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: “PG” => No One 17 and Under Permitted ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

100% FREE — NOW AND FOREVER No paywalls. No locked chapters. Follow the entire journey without spending a single cent. Kael died. Not heroically. Not while saving the world. He simply died. When he wakes up, he is standing before Altus Pervertus, a supposed celestial archmage who governs the afterlife from a sacred toilet inside a stable. Then Kael is reincarnated as Kaela Orion: a woman in a medieval fantasy world, cursed with a rare class that involuntarily attracts men. Her mission seems straightforward: defeat the Demon King, recover a forbidden SS+ relic, and maybe earn a chance to reclaim her old life. Then she meets her future companions. Lyra is a demon hunter with an alarming talent for finding trouble. Seraphine is kind-hearted, though her relationship with scissors and dwarves raises questions. Dorian can turn almost any situation into an embarrassment. And Donkey is convinced he is a noble horse. Together, they survive monsters, hunger, humiliating jobs, and one disastrous decision after another. When their money runs out, Kaela discovers that the local adventurers have an unusual hobby: writing novels. So she proposes they become writers too. It might help them earn money, pursue their impossible dreams, and finally get closer to defeating the Demon King. Or it might give five unpredictable idiots an audience. In a world where even the adventurers are chasing readers, Kaela’s biggest challenge may not be saving the world. It may be keeping her own group under control.

[Warning: 3 rich girls detected within 15 meters. Incubus Pheromones activated.] [Recommendation: Flee. Or flirt. Your call.] Lux Vaelthorn wanted three things: a good coffee, peace and quiet, and zero responsibilities. What he got? A mansion, a bounty for his soul and a bunch of heiresses fighting over who gets to be his first “investment.” As the heir of Greed and Lust, Lux was born to dominate markets, hearts, and boardrooms. But after centuries of cleaning up his parents’ messes in the underworld, he rage-quit Hell’s finance department and took a hundred-year vacation to the mortal realm. His problem? Even without trying, he’s too hot, too rich, and too magnetic. His Incubus Pheromones seduce emotionally unstable rich girls like clockwork. His Greed System scans bank accounts like X-rays. And thanks to a “minor” celestial bounty on his soul, some entities either want to marry him… or murder him. Lux just wanted caffeine. Now he’s got a mansion full of beautiful heiresses, a schedule full of power plays, and a city that thinks he’s a billionaire playboy CEO. Fine. If he can’t nap… he might as well rule. ------ Join my discord channel for illustrations: https://discord.gg/mSRHyMVhnG Bonus Chapters! *600 Power Stone = 1 bonus chapter *400 Golden Ticket= 1 bonus chapter *Magic Castle= 4 bonus chapters *Space Craft= 6 bonus chapters Important Note: No NTR, No Yuri, No rape. Tags: Mature Content , R-18 ,Gore, Comedy , Monster Girls , Goddess, Succubus , Magic , Demons , Devil , Beasts , Action , Overpowered , Harem , System , Servants , Handsome Male Lead , Smart Male Lead, Economic and Financial genius Male Lead and Slice of Life.

Arthur, a broke orphan, dies saving a mother and child—only to awaken as Arthur Evan Imperius, an F-rank villain from his favorite game, disowned and destined to die as cannon fodder in a world ruled by “chosen heroes.” At his lowest, he awakens the Ultimate Scavenger System—a strange, “weak” system that doesn’t grant power… it steals it. In a world secretly manipulated by bored higher beings, where heroes are protected by fate and overpowered systems, Arthur’s ability lets him hunt those favorites of destiny, ripping fragments of their powers to build something far more dangerous. Surrounded by hero's, Extra's, Ruthless Villian's, and hidden system-users, Arthur refuses to remain a minor villain. He will rewrite the his fate—turning humiliation into leverage, heroes into prey, and himself into the monster even the gods will regret creating. [ Battle Instinct has been extracted from the Warbound System ] [ Bond Resonance has been extracted from the supreme Harem System ] [ Adaptive Hero's Boon has been extracted from the Radiant Valor System ] ------ Here i am again with another cringy and unbearable novel. as you guys no what i mean. try it at your own risk.

A dimensional live broadcast system has come to Asgard, Kamar Taj and other places. With the exposure of various spoilers such as "Avengers 3", the entire multiverse of the Marvel is in chaos! Loki: After being beaten by Hulk, killed by Thanos, and forced to join the TVA, I end up loving female Loki? Iron Man: Dark Elves? Time Travel? Multiverse? This is awesome! Deadpool: Wow! I can actually slaughter the Marvel Universe! So cool! Thor: My hammer... And damn! How did I get so fat! Scarlet Witch: I would never fall in love with a robot! Not to mention "no more mutants"! Magneto: Wanda, in a different parallel universe, you can still call me Daddy. Thanos: I snapped my fingers, but I still failed... ———————— Every 50 PS: Extra Chapter, Every 5 Reviews: 10 Bonus Chapters, Like it? Check out my Patreon for 30+ chapters in advance:patreon.com/IAmBoringGuy