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Li Feng was just a regular pervy guy from Earth who somehow landed in a world where cultivators cared way more about the Dao than their own mortal bodies. On his first day, by some crazy luck, he found 35,000 spirit stones on a dead cultivator. He blew 30,000 of those stones just to buy his way into one of the top sects as an outer disciple. After years of grinding and nearly burning through the rest of his stones trying to break through, he’s still stuck at the lowest cultivation level. Now, with only a hundred stones left and his patience running thin, he decides to spend those last stones on a night of mortal pleasure with a cold, distant senior sister who usually doesn’t give a damn about things like that. She agrees ,not because she’s interested, but because the price is hard to say no to. What Li Feng doesn’t realize is that this reckless move give him the chance to finally break free from his bottleneck and change everything. ___ A lot of Smut and Plot, No NTR, No Yuri. https://discord.gg/z97rRPN3Wt

are you into slops?! then come here and take your SLOPS! *eye eye* warning: it has Ntr (netori) but the mc does the stealing, and not the one getting steal, and at some point... MC snowball them. cucked them... (smut+ecchi+plot, of course.) it'll be boring if there's only Scene, so. there's gonna be plot. 3-5 chp a week (depends if It get voted) disco: https://discord.gg/sXj2dTxQW Primary genre: Urban Fantasy Secondary: Fantasy and please... read till the latest chapter first, before dropping it, I promise you. it'll get better every Chapter yes.... ————— Rex Knox has a problem. He has no magic. No talent. And zero patience for people who keep reminding him. Just when his life couldn’t get any worse, his mother assigns him a dorm— and a mysterious system suddenly appears.. [Adult Quest System Activated] [Failure Results in Death] Now Rex is forced to complete increasingly ridiculous and dangerous quests he never asked for. Complete quests. Gain power. Refuse… and die. This was supposed to be a fantasy academy story. But instead, it became a survival game fueled by rage, bad decisions, and consequences... and very questionable "adult" missions. Rex Knox doesn’t want to be a hero. He just wants to survive. Unfortunately, the system has other plans.

Soren Valmere was branded worthless after he failed to awaken three years in a row, becoming nothing more than a family embarrassment with no future. Ethea Morvain was the legendary Ice Empress, but a catastrophic Gate incident left her paralyzed, and her world turned upside down. By a strange twist of fate, these two forsaken souls were forced into an arranged marriage, only to be abandoned by the very families who had made the bargain. But fate had other plans. On the very night of their arranged wedding, Soren awakened a power unlike anything the world had ever seen: the Investment Authority. It rewarded every sacrifice, every risk, and every act of care. And Ethea, the woman the world had given up on, became the center of it all. Risk his life to save hers? Get Supreme Grade returns. Help her cultivate again? Gain an equal amount of experience immediately. Cook and feed her? Become the world’s most skilled chef. But the more Soren learns, the more he begins to realize their marriage wasn't just a simple arrangement. There are secrets buried beneath it, forces moving in the shadows, and truths neither of them were ever meant to uncover. Will he be strong enough to protect her when the real enemy finally shows itself? Will Ethea manage to recover her powers? And what price will he have to pay for the greatest investment of all? _______ _____ _ Author's Note: Hey everyone! This is my first time writing in this genre, so please go easy on me. Furthermore, this is purely a work of imagination. Any similarities to real persons or events are coincidental. I'm here to have fun and, hopefully, entertain you along the way. If you enjoy the story, please add it to your library and throw some power stones and golden tickets my way. Comments and feedback are always welcome. Extra Tags: #ArrangedMarriage #ContractMarriage #HiddenPower #Awakening #IceEmpress #CrippledFemaleLead #MaleLeadGrowth #PowerCouple #SlowBurnRomance #HealingTogether #Investing #Cultivation #AbandonedByFamilies #FromZeroToHero #EmotionalInvestment

Shoved into the backseat of his father's car right after graduation, Riley Hale ended up marching toward a company building with a bagged lunch and a pen. Still in his toga, the fresh graduate never thought he’d land in the office of the continent’s top lizard, err, dragon, as his aide. And that would’ve driven any person wishing for a corporate career to tears. After all, who wouldn’t want to serve the fastest ticket up the corporate ladder: Kael Dravaryn, the infamously elegant, unhinged, and extremely overpowered Dragon Lord of the continent? Well, that would be Riley. The same Riley who didn’t expect to spend his days dodging fireballs, dressing his boss in robes more complicated than dark magic, and serving as a literal target during morning sparring. Now trapped in a job he never truly agreed to, the hardworking aide decided to hold out until it was time for his glorious resignation. But leaving a dragon’s clutches could never be easy, especially one with elemental mastery and a finger worth a private army. Yet, as Riley, who longs to quit, attempts to navigate ancient politics, wyvern threats, and other accidents (many of which are definitely not his fault), he might just hallucinate himself into seeing something beneath his boss’s arrogance and molten glares. Maybe he’d actually care if Riley got turned to ash.

Manchester United, once a dominant force in world football, finds itself struggling under Erik ten Hag despite having the financial power to rebuild. Big-money transfers fail to restore the club’s glory, forcing Ten Hag to shift his focus to homegrown talent. Among the overlooked prospects in the U18 squad is Leo Calderon, a 17-year-old central midfielder buried deep in the pecking order. Lacking physicality and dismissed by teammates as weak, Leo endures constant ridicule from those who dominate with strength and athleticism. But during one ordinary training session, everything changes—Leo suddenly sees passing lanes no one else can, angles of play invisible to even the most talented prospects. Yet, there’s a problem. His vision surpasses his ability. The passes he attempts don’t connect, his technique unable to match his newfound awareness. Coaches dismiss his efforts as sloppy, and his struggles continue. But one unexpected observer—a visiting League One assistant coach—notices something different. He watches Leo’s movements, seeing potential where others see failure. As Leo fights to prove himself in an unforgiving system, the question lingers—can he refine his raw talent before the club moves on without him? ****************************** Also, all rights reserved for the companies and teams and also players I use in the novel since I don't know how image rights work and I'm too lazy to search it up on Bing-, I mean google Also, character arts are not mine or AI-generated. I got them on Pinterest and will soon use reverse search to find the authors so I can credit them. Thank You for reading. ..…………… Okay guys so I made a discord link for the novel and here it is: https://discord.gg/UTQbh4aDq. 80 Golden Tickets: 1 Chapter 1 Magic Castle: 3 Chapters 1 Spaceship: 6 chapters 1 Golden Gachapon: 9 chapters

Lucas Thiemen woke up to a double nightmare: the body of a teenage werewolf belonging to the "Pack" in the Smoky Mountains, and the most excruciating pain imaginable—his first full moon night and the activation of his curse. As he wrestled with the shock of his new identity amidst the howling of beasts and an unforgiving, dark forest, his reincarnated human mind realized a terrifying truth: he was now living inside the world of The Vampire Diaries (TVD), where a quick death is the fate of the weak. Yet time is merciless; before "Luke" could catch his first breath after his initial transformation, his friend Ray Sutton arrived at the camp, bringing along two ominous uninvited guests. Two guests who would upend the balance of power and impose new rules of blood and loyalty, plunging Luke into a frantic race against time to survive and break free from bondage.

【Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Dragon Gallbladder Bright Silver Spear. 】 (一_一) 【Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Tree Planting Technique～】 (●—●？) 【Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Trans-Time and Space Teleporter! 】 Note: You can read +100 advanced chapters in my patreon: Patreon.com/Kakarot17

While traveling to another world amidst the chirping of unusual insects, Joey accidentally absorbs the soul of Yoshikage Kira. Upon awakening, he inherits three things: a Killer Queen, a severed hand of a fair-skinned woman, and a wallet radiating white light that is quite attractive to him. But before he can examine the inheritance closely, Joey discovers from a sudden event that he is not in the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure world, but in the Hunter x Hunter world! However, by the time he realizes this, Joey is already being hunted by the Chimera Ants… Note: you can read +100 advanced chapters in my patreon: Patreon.com/Kakarot17

Fanfiction for the Marvel Universe. MC is a reincarnator in symbiote. Fanfiction is written primarily based on the 1994 animated series "Spider-Man", any other sources are used only when it is beneficial to the author. link to original Part 1. https://ficbook.net/readfic/1056797 Part 2. https://ficbook.net/readfic/1057015

Note: This is not your typical werewolf story. It's an absurd comedy. Leave your expectations for angst, drama, and seriousness at the door~ Azura devours stories of fake daughters, hidden heiresses, and satisfying divorces like a fine wine, but there's one genre she can't stand: werewolf romances. Alphas, fated mates, moon goddesses? It's a cheesy mess she actively avoids. So, of course, that's exactly where fate decides to dump her. After a conveniently 'tragic' accident, Azura wakes up in the body of a villainess—her own namesake, no less—in the very werewolf novel she once scorned. Her knowledge of the plot is embarrassingly sparse, limited to the erotic chapters she’d skimmed for curiosity's sake. Undeterred, she formulates a simple plan: befriend the heroine she’s destined to torment and secure a peaceful ending. The result? She accidentally traumatizes the poor girl even more. To make matters catastrophically worse, she doesn't just tangle with one male lead. She snags all four of them. And after a chaotic kidnapping and a night of... complicated events, she finds herself pregnant with their babies. Now, her grand quest for redemption has devolved into a farce of epic proportions. How is she supposed to be a reformed villainess when she's accidentally stolen the show, terrified the heroine, and is now expecting a litter of pups with the four most powerful Alphas in the territory? Being bad was supposed to be easy. Turns out, trying to be good is a full-time, high-stakes, pregnancy-riddled disaster.

[Game Characters + Memes + Final Tragedy + Protagonist Drama Queen] Mu Yang transmigrated to the continent of Teyvat, obtaining the Character Popularity System. As long as he gained enough popularity points, his strength would grow, and he could even customize his own storylines, which would inversely affect the parallel world of Earth. Thus, Mu Yang began his wild antics. Meanwhile, on parallel Earth, Discussions about him in forums and livestreams grew more and more fervent. "The new character is way too handsome, fam, I'm crying rivers!" "What did this sudden character just say? That he's gonna slay Stormterror?" "I, the Honest Truth Sovereign, declare that Mu Yang is definitely the one who assassinated the Geo Archon! If I'm wrong, I'll top up your constellations for you!" ... Later on, players began to realize— Every year during the Lantern Rite, all the Liyue characters would reunite, Yet Mu Yang was never among them. When his backstory was slowly unveiled, The entire internet cried out— "MiHoYo, stop hurting Mu Yang already!" "He's suffered too much!" "We miss you, Yang..." And what did Mu Yang himself have to say about it? "Hahah!" --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

[Light screen exposure + Rocks Pirates + True “God Valley Incident” + Weak male protagonist, strong main storyline! ] [Already played through the Summit War of Marineford, Roger ushering in the Great Pirate Era, the Admiral contention, the decisive battle between Whitebeard Pirates and Blackbeard, the strongest enemy “Z”! Operation Z, Red-Haired Shanks' songstress! True God Valley, Harald's death! ] The world-wide light screens descend, the true God Valley Incident is completely exposed, the World Government collectively breaks down! Extending from the Summit War of Marineford to Roger ushering in the Great Pirate Era, from the Admiral power struggle to the fall of the Whitebeard Pirates, from Z's revenge to the frenzy of Red-Haired Shanks' songstress, all the earth-shattering secrets of the future pirate world are laid bare for all to see! The secrets hidden by the World Government are revealed to the public, everything will come to light…… === Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

[Pure Male-Oriented Narrative Style Perspective][Enter at Your Own Discretion][Gacha Character + Self-Designed Path][Over-the-Top Creative Energy + Live Stream Comments] At first, players only saw Leon as a scheming amusement-seeker, a 4-star meta character, and also a 5-star meta character. In the story, he is a reliable adult who values his companions more than his own life. A good friend who offers players many benefits. Until, in a certain storyline, Leon casually said something: “Let me tell you a secret—I was once an Emissary of a deceased Aeon, a remnant of a perished Path.” Players: “Dad, you must be joking. How could a joker like you have knives (tragic backstory)?” No one paid attention to what seemed like a playful remark. However, as Leon’s past was gradually revealed, knives (heartbreaking moments) struck straight into their hearts— Players’ tear ducts were universally hit with Weakness Super Break. “Wuuu, stop with the knives, stop! The knives are about to make me go stupid!” “The writers must have some psychological trauma—have some mercy!” “Dad, you’re truly… too great!” Who could have thought that every word Leon said back then was nothing but the truth? --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

Jun Bai was dissatisfied with the island plot in version 4.8. Along with a large number of veteran players, he charged forward on the MiHoYo community forums. Then, accidentally, he traversed into the world of Teyvat. He bound the plot modification system and became a gacha character. As long as he gained popularity points, he could obtain permission to modify the plot. Thus, the Nirvana God Phenex reports for duty. Saving Guizhong, protecting the Yaksha, guarding the Raiden Shogun one by one, the sharp blades that should have pierced the chests of characters destined to die were all blocked by a single phoenix. Jun Bai: If I die, I can still achieve nirvana. But if you die, you're really dead. So what can I do? Kick away the knives and stab myself instead. (No CP, roughly speaking, but it may cause extreme discomfort to Guizhong fans, Zhongli fans, and Wanderer/Scaramouche fans. Readers of these three types, please prepare yourselves mentally before starting to read.) (Early on, there will be a brief mention of the Guizhong-Zhongli CP, but there is no related emotional development later. If you can accept it, come on in.) Players: Bai Bro! Please step back! We don't want to see you sacrifice yourself again! === Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

(Protagonist Isekai + Character Persona Reversal + Comedy + Plot Brainstorm + Genderbend MC; all plotlines are from the author's imagination, character fans please proceed with caution) Have you ever considered that there might be another version of [Fate's] script? What if March 7th became a cold, elegant beauty, transforming into the new generation "Ice Cube" of the team... What if the Dragon Lord power Dan Heng inherited was the "healing" half, burdening him with the train's logistics management... What if the Welt who came to this world was the world-saving, transcendent version... What if even under her dignified and graceful exterior, Himeko also hid a little-known heart... With the appearance of characters like the ultra-high-presence Arlan, the trashy Asta who likes to raise "Pompoms", the genius Herta with super social anxiety, and others, the original "Trailblaze" journey begins to unfold along another storyline. --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

As the author of this web novel, I would like to request that all readers carefully read the following notice and warning before continuing with the story Warning: This story contains dark themes including horror, violence, trauma, and disturbing events. Some scenes may be intemse emotional suffering and disturbing scenarios that may be uncomfortable for some readers. some scenes may involve graphic and unsettling situations. These elements are presented as part of the story's narrative and are not intended to glorify harm. Nothing here is meant to comfort. This story is intended for mature audiences. Reader discretion is storongly advised. please read only if you are prepared for a heavy and unsettling experience.

A Story About Many Heroes Fighting For The Same Cause.. To Save The Universe! But How Did Things End Up This Way? Book 0 Covers This, And Is Currently Ongoing!

Levi traveled to the Marvel world with his own technological system, and he could get all the high-tech stuff! Energy weapons, spaceships, two-dimensional foils... and of course, androids are indispensable. 2B, Eve, Android 18... Iron Man Tony: Levi is a genius scientist? This is the biggest joke, he is a fake at best! Dr. Hulk Banner: Levi is definitely the most talented scientist in the world. He can create artificial humans using only water and metal! Black Widow: I don’t know if Levi is the savior of the world, but he is definitely my savior! Levi: Are all my employees villains? Nonsense, I just want the world to be a better place! As for Tony Stark? He's just jealous that I'm more handsome than him! Really! -------------------------------- 70 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

This is an AU world in the vast Pokemon Multiverses. The Pokemon Academy, with all the generations mixed in it! ---- The synopsis will keep updating as we go deeper into the story. ---- This is a Quest/Story that you can also find on my fiction live page and on my patreon! *** Support me if you can!! The Paypal Link: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/avirat2112 The Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/Avi2112 The Discord server Link: https://discord.gg/Rbja9sKV8Y *** A/N: I do not own Pokemon or any of its characters other than my OC.

Every breath is a different shade of ink. Life is a raw, unfiltered journey through the full spectrum of the human heart. Within these pages, Jennifer Ali gives a voice to the silent chaos we carry inside—from the radiant warmth of love and the sharp sting of hate to the burning heat of frustration. Whether you are navigating the storm of anger, the heavy fog of neutrality, or the quiet ache of longing, this collection proves that no emotion is too small to be felt or too loud to be heard. It is an honest celebration of the beautiful, messy, and complicated feelings that make us human. Inside, you will find yourself.