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Someone put a bullet in my head. Joke's on them — it activated my system. Now I'm Tony Stark's forgotten twin brother with super strength, regeneration, and an adamantium skeleton. I fly faster than his suits. I hit harder than his missiles. And my motorcycle just turned into a woman with serious attitude problems. Obadiah wants us dead? He's decorating the sidewalk. S.H.I.E.L.D. wants to recruit me? I lead or I walk. They called me the useless playboy. Wait till they see what I unlock tomorrow.

A lost soul transmigrated into the world of Zenless Zone Zero and became Wise. Now, with a cute sister(step), a high paying job, a car, and a house, nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Wait. The system finally arrived after so many years, but why does it feel so... strange? This has to be a mistake! Belle: Another one? Brother, let me chop it off! Anby: If possible, I want to sleep with Wise tonight... Ellen: Hmm... why do I feel like biting you? Koleda: You kinda smell like my fath— No, nothing! Nicole: I swear I will pay all my debts, just give me more time. But if not, can I use my body instead? Miyabi: Let us begin the training for conceiving a child. Evelyn: Please do not tell anything to the young miss... yet. Astra Yao: Next time, let's bring Eve with us~ Wise: ... With so many girls circling around him, watch how Wise somehow survives without being torn apart. - - - - - - - Disclaimer: - - - - - - - I’m not the original author of this work. This novel is just a remade transcription of a webnovel from the red country. Most terms, deleted parts, dialogues, names, explicit content, and other elements have been heavily edited to make it more readable. Also, I’m not a professional at writing smut, but I will do my best. The raw and the original author will be credited in the commentary section. Cover made by MORI森 – Pixiv (users/14292311) Extra Tags: Tr4nsl4tion, No NTR, No Yuri, Big Harem, Romance, R18, System.

William Carter, a nuisance streamer, met his end in a predictably stupid way and was offered a second chance by an overworked Lord of Death. ​Reborn in a ruthless Xianxia world as Wei Chen, he has a new mission: to use his entire skill set and a divine streaming kit to reduce the realm's astronomically high death rate from constant sect wars, conflicts, and the number one cause of death.... the all-powerful "Courting Death." Live on Stream: Wei Chen: "If those so-called 'trash' underdogs were truly incapable of cultivating, why would every Jade Beauty in the province be obsessed with them!?" Wei Chen: "Think, Young Master! Think!" Young Master: T_T

This is the story about a perverted world called sinflare augustiland. This world is 80×times of current earth area and population is 400×current population of earth. still here is one problem. the fertility rate in this world is very less...... pregnancy is a privilege here and birthing a boy.... it's more rarer then mining a diamond in coal caves. but even so this world is working fine. men:women ratio varies in different part of world but one thing is very clear, men are far less. in a world where total population is 3.2 trillion, only 80 billion men are present. so this world is also a world of free use, means sex is free. actually it's free from the time this world is created. it's a sacred practice in here, a way to worship godess amara velmora the creator and supreme entity of this world. but in this world now one knows her real name which is amara, but people call her godess of love and compassion and godess of light and fertility. when sex is a way of barter system then it's become sacred. the thing like infidelity doesn't exist here nor any kind of sexually transmitted diseases. Some activities are forbidden and abhor by world that are murder, rape and any kind of sexual violence...if mutual consent isn't present. in this world pregnancy and family have a different norms.That is if someone else impregnate your wife, then the kid will be biologically yours means it's yours and your wife. same... if you impregnate someone others wife, then child will be theirs. you can marry anyone. mother, sister, daughter, aunt etc. for males. brother,father, son... etc for females. interspecies breeding is allowed. world is divided in 5 kingdom. Human kingdom, for humans. Hemis kingdom,for elfs, durid and dryads. Picolo kingdom, for demihumans and dragons. oceana kingdom, for mermaids and leviathans. remis kingdom, for Monsters and other species. our main character is - Lucifer. it's his journey to become happy, but also facing struggles. Note :- All characters are 18+ even if content suggest otherwise. and every sex scene is consensual even if it suggests it's not. my discord link :- https://discord.gg/uEB6u9F5rP

Everyone has heard the cliché tale. A peaceful race on the brink of annihilation. A desperate prayer. A hero summoned from another world to save them from extinction after a long, brutal war. That was exactly what the demi-human continent expected. Elves, vampires, beastkin, lamia, centaurs, fairies—every race born from mana—were falling, cornered by the advancing human empire. Their magic was gone. Human revolution was unstoppable. Extinction loomed. So, as legends dictated, they performed the ancient summoning, thinking hero would appear. He would lead them to victory after years of hardship, countless battles, and dramatic sacrifices. A long, epic struggle. Or so they thought. Instead, the hero they summoned—Luca—looked around, cracked his knuckles, and ended the entire war in two days. Two Days. No grand campaign. No final stand. No glorious, drawn-out saga. The human armies retreated on their own, terrified of whatever monster the demi-humans had summoned. And the demi-humans could only stare. Their savior. Their conqueror. Their headache. Because once peace returned… Luca started doing whatever he wanted. He trained elves to fire AK-47s with machine-perfect precision and forced vegetarians like them to eat grilled meat. He crafted wheel-chairs for mermaids so they could roll across land like smug aquatic empresses. He gave dwarves dynamite 'for better mining' and immediately realized he had created a worldwide hazard. He used salamanders as living barbecues, insisting it was 'efficient ecological heat usage.' And if that wasn’t already disastrous enough, there was more. The goddess who sent Luca down had given him a second mission: To act as the continent’s ultimate breeding bull and repopulate every demi-human race. When he casually announced this, the entire continent went silent. Elves froze, vampires panicked, mermaids tried to roll away, and slime girls melted in shock. At that moment, every tribe realized one thing— They absolutely regretted summoning this Hero. — [Current Number of Demi-Human Wives Attained - 78 Elves] — discord.gg/Fb3hY3Nfbj

After creating a character panel, Ryoji wakes up and finds himself reincarnated into the world of Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry (Chivalry of a Failed Knight). He awakens a Noble Art called "Absolute Speed," an ability that is "absolutely faster than the opponent"—invincible but not entirely invincible. From then on, countless opponents exclaimed at his incredible speed, only for Jiang Li to defeat them even more ruthlessly. This story is a multi-anime crossover with an infinite stream genre. It is not an invincible protagonist novel and involves worlds such as Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry, Danmachi (Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?), Type-Moon, Konosuba, The Asterisk War, Strike the Blood, and more.

content warning: depictions of violence,blood, injury and death. depicted curroption. and depictions of armed conflict magical conflict. a fantasy story called age of dragons a story about an 18 year old who goes through trials and tribulations of being a dual dragon rider in a world still getting used to dragon riders one must ask how will he get past the hurdles of his powers, his lineage, his history. worst of all there's a rising problem amungst the world dragons are going mad and destroying countries what will this mean for future dragon riders how will this affect Akahoshi, and will he make it through what's to come. as the same man as before or will he be fundamentally changed.

[80,000+ Words Before Premium] [Intense Taboo Elements Ahead, Be Warned] — Milfs Or Yanderes...Out of these two, which one would you pick? The adoring, nurturing Milfs who'd spoil you rotten with soft caresses and gentle scoldings, and would happily let you rest your head on their pillowy chest after a hard day. Or the dangerously devoted Yanderes, eyes gleaming with obsession, hearts beating only for you, girls who were willing to stain their hands red and erase the world for your sake—and also erase any other girl that gets too close to you. Most would ask this as a playful debate with friends, a harmless fantasy, a question thrown into the air on a lazy afternoon. But for Mika, this wasn’t a joke. This was his everyday reality. Born an orphan, but immediately embraced as family by the five most powerful women in the world, the legendary SSS-tier Battle Angels who once saved humanity from the apocalypse, he could be said to be one lucky guy. Especially since from the moment they took him in, he was cherished, protected, and endlessly pampered, growing up surrounded by unmatched strength and unwavering love. But it wasn’t just the angels who adored him. Their daughters, raised beside him, didn’t see him as just family. Their affection ran deeper, darker, a devotion so intense, so obsessive, it danced dangerously close to madness to the extent that they wouldn't mind hunting one another down to with their own SSS-tier blessings that could level a city with a thought to make him notice them. ...And the mothers knew. They saw the way their daughters clung to him, eyes filled with love and obsession. But they didn’t mind, if anything, they welcomed it. To them, he was the perfect son-in-law, and they silently hoped their own daughter would be the one to claim his heart. Even the daughters knew, or rather, believed, with unwavering certainty that he would fall for one of them. Each one convinced it was fate, that they were destined to be the one by his side. Everyone thought so. The girls, the mothers, even the world around them. Well...Everyone except Mika. Because while they dreamed of his love, Mika’s eyes weren’t on the daughters at all. No, his heart stirred for someone else entirely. ...Their mothers. ...The very Battle Angels who raised him. Shockingly…Irresistibly…They were the ones he desired. He knew he shouldn't feel this way, not for them. Not for the very women who raised him, protected him, loved him like their own. But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t stop the way his heart raced in their presence, the way his thoughts lingered on them late into the night. It tore at him, the guilt, the desire, the confusion. He couldn’t choose between the mothers or the daughters. He didn’t want to hurt any of them. Didn’t want to be insincere. But everything changed the day he stopped trying to choose. Because he realized…he didn’t have to. He didn’t have to settle for one. He could be greedy. He could have all of them. And the moment that wicked thought settled in his mind, a slow, brilliant smile spread across Mika’s face. He no longer saw it as a dilemma, but a dream. A future where all ten of them, the fierce, stunning mothers and their dangerously devoted daughters, were his. Together...In his arms...On his bed...A tangled mess of love, obsession, and indulgence. And for the first time, he truly looked forward to the chaos that future would bring... — [No NTR - No Sharing - No System That Assists The Protagonist - No Mind Control - No Drugs Or Potions That Influence The - No Unnecessary Drama - Incest - Harem - MILFs - Yanderes - Slice of Life - Romance - Demigirls - Portals - Academy - Finally A Very Competent And Overpowered Protagonist] discord.gg/9hKEN3duBw

"Ah, Young Master, Cassius?...I'm afraid you'll be dissapointed to hear that he's not available at the moment as he's 'attending' to his adopted mother in her room." Cassius's lovely maid, Isabelle said in a fluster while she heard lewd sounds escape from her Mistress's room. "No, I'm sorry to say that you can't meet Young Master today, since he's 'helping out' his sister-in-law with some 'favours' in her garden." The innocent Isabelle excused herself as she witnessed her lady's flower being picked, instead of the rest of the flowers in the garden. "I hate to say this sir but Young Master, Cassius is currently guiding Miss Knight in the 'ways of the sword', so you can probably only meet him tomorrow." Isabelle once again blocked the guests from entering, knowing that the sword her Young Master was handling could penetrate a body, but could never wound one. "I apologise once again as Young Master is at the Capital right now teaching a class to the female students in the Academy." Isabelle said with her cheeks flushed, already knowing that her master was taking a very 'practical' lesson about human reproduction with the girls in his class. "Oh my! The King wants to meet the Young Master?...Well I guess he'll have to wait since Young Master, Cassius has gone clothes shopping with the Queen." Isabelle lied to the King himself, knowing that her Young Master wasn't shopping for clothes and was actually removing the royal clothes off the Mother of the Country. Excuses...Excuses...The loyal maid, Isabelle had no choice but to make excuses for her Young Master, who was the most talked about and hated noble on the Continent because of his depraved escapades with all sorts of woman ranging from his own Family to Royalty itself and his Tyranical rule over his estate. And to think that not too long ago he was considered a wastrel noble, who was going to drink himself to death one day. ...When did it all begin she wondered as she excitedly walked into his room to get the reward she deserved for being such a loyal made, while someone else made excuses for her this time. •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°• [No NTR - No sharing - No system that assists the protagonist - No mind control - No drugs or potions that influence the girls - No unnecessary Drama - Incest - Harem - Hardcore Netori - Slice of Life Romance - Demigirls - Elves - Vampires - Beast Girls - Slaves - Royalty - Finally a very competent protagonist] discord.gg/ujeKWchgeb

Wen Mang is only a history UP host. Yet every time he posts a video, the people arguing in the comments are… Liu Bei. Guan Yu. Zhang Fei. Zhao Yun. Zhuge Kongming. A mysterious light screen descends, replaying the true fate of the Three Kingdoms, unchanged, merciless, and brutally honest. Liu Bei watches his empire collapse and asks in disbelief: “Shu Han… ended like this? And even my statue was expelled from Wuhou Shrine?” Guan Yu sees himself drowned, defeated, deified, and used. “So this is how history remembers the Martial Saint?” Zhang Fei learns his own end and falls silent for a long, long time. “Is this really… all I amounted to?” Zhao Yun witnesses seven entries and seven exits become a legend yet still cannot save the world he fought for. And Zhuge Kongming… He doesn’t ask about victory or defeat. He asks one question only: “If such a light screen exists can history be rewritten?” From military formations to aircraft carriers, from grain transport to industrial warfare, modern knowledge crashes into ancient ambition. Old regrets awaken. Unfinished oaths resurface. And once the heroes understand why they lost… Will they still accept the ending history gave them? When the light screen up again, the Three Kingdoms are already on a different path.

"There is nothing that money cannot solve. If there is, it simply means you haven't spent enough of it!" A top-tier university student of mathematics and economics dies in a freak accident and wakes up in the Pokémon world. No prophetic knowledge. No magical cheat code. No System. Just a peerless intellect and a ruthless capitalist mindset. In a world where trainers rely on the "Heart of the Cards" or the "Power of Friendship," he decides to become the ultimate Bounty Hunter. By applying hardcore economic theory and mathematical probability to Pokémon battles, he begins to hoard unimaginable wealth. "When the economy develops to a certain level, your father here can beat you to death with nothing but auto-attacks!" Watch as a normal guy uses pure logic and bottomless bank accounts to ascend to the absolute pinnacle of the Pokémon world, crushing Gym Leaders and Champions alike with the power of compounding interest. Oh, and the main female lead? Let's just say a certain Psychic/Fairy-type Pokémon is very, very good at math...

One early spring day, Alum and his classmates fell victim to a spatial quake—descending to Lethren, a world filled with elemental magic and wonder. Yet, even with the supernatural, Alum remained aloof; whichever world—it didn’t matter. Monsters the form of man, beast, or abomination—it never changed. He knew he wasn’t always alone, but he never thought to have deserved such kindness. To those who gave him paint, now was the time to pay it back, especially in the vivid horrors of the new world—surviving the wilderness. Then, along the way, colors began to seep into the garden, blossoming greens, painting blues, and budding reds. His heart throbbed a funny way for the first time—he’d fallen in love with Amethely at first sight after arriving in the peaceful metropolis, Ilifel. Once, a girl, whom he did not know, revealed to be the Imperial Saint—Could I pursue this? He coolly contemplated, looking at the options. However, change could never be easy for someone like him. How long would it take for a newly rinsed blade to stain? — An elegant Saint with silver-gray hair and pink amethyst eyes was regarded as one of the most prominent light mages in the empire. A girl who was once always in the shadow of her sister, obsessed with research and the path of the sword, with a wish to carry on her late grandmother’s legacy—fell in love. He was a foreigner with soft golden eyes and jet-black hair—a somewhat clueless expression yet charming nonetheless. New to love, Amethely didn’t know what to do, but she knew she wanted to see him again. Thus, she hoped to run into him again, at the same place, at the same time.  This time, she wanted to know his name, and for him to know hers, so that one day, even if their love doesn’t blossom, that light would pierce into his ashen world. NOTE: This is rewritten from scratch so old chapters are gone, poff. But... since people sometimes ask me about it, here's the pdf for all of it, if you want the epub version just dm me or smt, dunno.  https://drive.google.com/file/d/1pm4kOijs5-CXcCJdU8-wvgPERkLaPrVD/view?usp=sharing Schedule: 25th Monthly

My name is Naomi Price. I’m twenty-three, cursed with an annoyingly flawless complexion, and my life used to be completely unremarkable. My biggest mistake was paying eight bucks for a americano at The Roasted Cafe. That’s where some coward slipped a lethal cocktail into my mug, and I ended up choking on my own spit on a sticky laminate floor. Death was supposed to be a dirt nap. Instead, I woke up with a migraine, exactly ten years in the past. Only, it isn't my past. The world I woke up in is wrong. The skies are a polluted, bruised purple, and the streets are crawling with heavily armed zealots who call themselves The Legion. They own everything now. And the kicker? Everyone is walking around with powers, dictated by a mysterious, floating System that treats human lives like a twisted, high-stakes game. You want to survive this dystopia? You rank up. You want to find out who murdered you? You bleed for it. But the universe has a sick, twisted sense of humor when it comes to leveling up. You can't just grind your way to the top by beating the shit out of low-tier thugs in an alley. To climb the ladder and claim a higher rank, the System locks you in a pocket dimension and forces you to fight an upgraded, deadlier version of yourself. You have to literally kick your own ass to evolve. If you lose? You die for real. And as if dealing with a fascist regime and fighting my own shadow wasn't enough, I brought a passenger back with me. A fractured piece of my own subconscious woke up when I died. She is an arrogant, unhinged mastermind who thinks she is God’s gift to violence. I just want to solve my murder, rip the Legion to shreds, and fix this broken timeline. My other half? She just wants to finger-paint with their blood. So, grab a helmet and buckle the fuck up. We have exactly fifty chapters to sort this colossal clusterfuck out, and my patience is already running on empty.

Thrust into a falling world and the apocalypse, Matthias, a grad student, must learn how to survive and grow, or else he might lose himself like so many others have. Will he become just another monster of the apocalypse, or will he become a beacon of hope for those who follow him and call him friend? ------------------------------------------------------ And if you have any recommendations please feel free to comment them! and make sure to send me all of those precious stones by voting! p.s. this used to be called The Walking Dead: A Man’s survival, but I’m rewriting the story from the ground up so I’m doing a total rebrand

The story of a man reincarnated into the world of Soul Land with the System that make him able to cook godly food

Synopsis: Seito had lived in a slice-of-life crossover world for seventeen years. During that time, he worked hard, built a stable life, and quietly hoped to settle down someday. Everything changed with the release of the world’s first full-dive virtual reality game. From that moment on, the world began to feel subtly—but unmistakably—wrong. By closely studying the playstyle of the so-called “Lucky Shield Girl,” Seito rapidly climbed the rankings and soon stood at the very top. Maple Honjō: “Seito-kun is amazing~! I love teaming up with Seito-kun the most~!” Shizuka Hiratsuka: “Hey, brat. Come over to my place tonight.” Kaguya Shinomiya: “Unbelievable! Losing to someone like him?! I refuse to accept it!” Yukino Yukinoshita: “Hmph. As if I’d ever like someone like him.” Utaha Kasumigaoka: “As expected of you~ That really was impressive~” As time passed, the line between the virtual world and reality began to blur. When the game finally fused with the real world, Seito—the first player to reach the summit—rose above everyone else and became the first god of this new era. …… This novel is a crossover featuring worlds from Oregairu, Saekano, Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, BOFURI, and more. Update schedule: 1-2 chapter daily. Note: This is a translation of a Chinese fan-fiction. Before reading, please remember to turn off your brain a little and enjoy the story with a positive mindset. If you notice any mistakes in the translation, feel free to point them out in the comments. Your feedback is greatly appreciated! ....... 100 PS(Power stone)= 1 extra chapter 300 PS= 2.... 500 PS= Still unknown(Not going to reach anyway) The extra chapter will be uploaded on every Sunday or if miss it will be on Monday. And thank you for reading! ........ And if you want to read ahead and support me a bit please do check my P*troen:Koko_890. I only have 1 Tier that's also only $3 a month. If you have some extra money or You are very Rich please do help a poor like me.

DIE MENTALLY, RISE PHYSICALLY Rampage Eternally — A Thirst for Undying Combat The Year is 6077. Humanity had survived the end of the world. Unfortunately, the world had not survived humanity. Cities stretched across continents like metallic forests. Ancient ruins floated above the clouds. Monsters wandered through abandoned highways. Supernatural abilities had become an ordinary part of civilization—and the people powerful enough to control them had become something far more terrifying than monsters. They were called Wrathborn/Supernaturals/Extraordinaries. And among them existed something even rarer. Eons ago the Primordial Pillar, the living Mythical Core that held every law of reality in place, cracked and died in a scream of light so vast the gods still refuse to name it. From its corpse came the Glimmer Shards, radiant fragments that scattered across Earth and the black between stars, burying themselves in stone, blood, and forgotten places. Shards rained across the universe and ended up on earth which bonded with humans and animals these shards were called Glimmers/Glimmer Manifestation these would only bond when one went through near death, trauma or rare celestial alignments called seals but the codex existed a genetic engineering that changed the physical spiritual psychological attributes of the human/animal. ----- Kevin Leister was a fearful and paranoid fifteen-year-old who trusted almost nobody. But everything changed when the Mythical Matrix chose him. Its power flooded through his body, awakening something violent within him. The Supernatural Rampager. Kevin's best friend, Wyatt Freeman, stayed by his side despite the terrifying transformation. Watching from nearby was Nathan Moya, a cunning illusionist with secrets of his own, and Peter Shotstock, a foul-mouthed ex-military man with incredible durability. Kevin had always feared monsters. Now... he was becoming one. And the Mythical Matrix had only just begun. This story is kinda ensemble cast it will kinda focus on Kevin but alongside others aswell

On April 4th, 2026, Kaho's life—and the entire world—is irrevocably changed. Teenagers across the globe start receiving mysterious black letters, each carrying an urgent message from another time and place: prevent an impending nuclear disaster and prepare for an otherworldly invasion set for January 20th, 2027—an invasion unlike any they have ever experienced.

In the heart of Fairy Tail, an emotional secret finally comes to light Kana finds her long-lost father, Gildarts, and their heartfelt reunion stirs tears throughout the guild. Meanwhile, Noah achieves the impossible, passing the fearsome S-Class exam at just eight years old, earning the guild’s admiration and a celebration worthy of legends. But victory brings more than glory… deep within the first master’s tomb, Noah is entrusted with Fairy Glory, one of Fairy Tail’s fabled three great magics. After traveling to the world of Fairy Tail, I found myself getting stronger after learning magic. Of course, such a good thing is to make myself stronger, live happier, and make people around me live happier. So a few years later... "Are you kidding me? That guy uses super magic right away. Isn't this bullying?!" "It's either super magic or light cannon. Who is that guy's opponent?" "Just an ordinary dark guild member..." "You are worthy of being a wizard of Fairy Tail..."

Reborn amid the salt, blood, and storm of the Iron Islands, a foreign soul awakens inside the body of Euron “Crow’s Eye” Greyjoy, long before madness and ruin claim his name. This time, however, Euron is no mere reaver driven by cruelty and chaos. He carries with him the Pirate King System, an otherworldly power born of legend and conquest. With his left hand, he unleashes Conqueror’s Haki, a kingly will capable of crushing weaker minds, bending lords to their knees, and tearing apart the intricate political webs of Westeros. With his right hand, he commands the Mastery of the Seas, ruling waves, storms, and fleets as if the oceans themselves answer his call—turning naval warfare into absolute dominion. This Euron knows the future. He knows the betrayals, the deaths, and the fate awaiting House Greyjoy. And he refuses to let his family be consumed by tragedy once more. As the Ironborn rise under a banner of discipline instead of madness, their ancient creed—“What is dead may never die”—takes on terrifying new meaning. From the Iron Islands to King’s Landing, from frozen northern waters to burning southern seas, Westeros is forced to face a truth it has never known: A true Pirate King has arrived. Balancing ambition with loyalty, brutality with vision, Euron sails not just to conquer—but to rule. When the waves finally break against the shores of the Seven Kingdoms, only one question will remain: Will the Iron Throne bend… or be drowned beneath the tide?