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Horror stories written by Joseph Kohtz The Spooky Halloween Sleepover in The Haunted Woods: After a few of their friends go missing, a group of kids investigates The Dead Woods to find them. While there, they run into monsters and ghosts that pick them off. Since their friends are disappearing, they decide to have a sleepover in the haunted woods until they find them, but they soon all go missing after the hauntings intensify. Fear Itself: After being told a ghost story around the campfire, a group of kids attending the camp becomes terrified as ghosts and monsters haunt the camp and the surrounding forest. They become afraid of it, but some initially think it's all a prank by one of the counselors, even when the campers and counselors start to get picked off one by one. Even though things look bad, some campers still think it's a fraud, at least until things get worse. The longer they stay and ignore the ghosts' warnings, the worse the hauntings become. Then they become convinced and start to get scared out of their wits. The Ghoulish Haunted Mansion: On Halloween, a group of kids decides to venture inside an old, abandoned mansion to see if it's haunted, only to be scared out of their wits by all sorts of monsters and ghosts. While inside, the kids meet a talking cat and a jack-o-lantern who try to protect them from the spirits and convince one of them to read a spell from a book to banish the ghosts. Return to The Ghoulish Haunted Mansion: On a field trip, Susan Piper takes her class to The Wellington Mansion and tells how it was haunted before she banished the ghosts a decade ago on Halloween, with the help of her friends. She also told her class how to re-haunt the house and warned them not to do so. The next day, on Halloween, six of Susan's students enter the mansion, bring the ghosts and monsters back, and get scared out of their wits. Jack, the jack-o-lantern who knew their teacher, protects them with help from Alvin, the ghost puppy, and tries to convince Victoria to read the same spell Susan read when she was in the mansion to get rid of the ghosts.

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed. As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life. Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right? Wrong. Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test. And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush. So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom. Someone definitely needs a miracle.

Nero transmigrates into the world of Honkai: Star Rail, becoming a new character in the game. Just as he’s struggling to figure out how to survive in this dangerous, crisis-ridden universe, a system activates. The higher his popularity, the stronger he becomes. From that moment on, a “young sword immortal” of the Xianzhou Luofu rises out of nowhere. He casually curses Aha whenever he likes, openly ships the Guinaifen–Sushang duo at point-blank range, practices sword-riding together with the future Sword Champion, and even invents missions on the fly just to hand players a few Stellar Jades… Naturally, he ends up becoming everyone’s Number One Godfather. Strong, handsome, cute, and white-haired, the moment his banner drops, players blow up the gacha trying to pull him. “I’m Nero’s loyal dog!” “Fish-chef reporting for duty!” “Godfather, here’s all the money you gifted me last time, please join my team!” “People live for Nero!” “There are three million sword immortals in the heavens, and half of them run for their lives when they see my Nero!” ——— Tags: #videogames #comedy #system Schedule: 1 chapter per day

Let’s try all the free chapters before you decide to go on or drop! Add to library this instant and you won’t see regret forming in your mind each time you read this book. You’ll soon testify at the beauty of it! well, and the beauties inside the book! Bwahahahaha ———- Phei Maxton’s life in Paradise—the most exclusive gated community in the world—has been seventeen years of pure hell. Orphaned at seven. Taken in by his aunt’s family, the wealthy Maxtons. Treated like trash by his step-sisters, bullied at elite Ashford Academy, invisible to everyone who mattered. He’d finally had enough. Standing on the school rooftop, ready to end it all, he jumped. And that’s when it happened... [System Bound] [Mission: Conquer the women who made your life hell] [Reward: System ability unlock, beginner package, DxD abilities] [Failure: Back to the moment of Suicide] Now Phei has seven days to seduce at least one woman from his list—his cruel aunt Melissa, his vicious step-sisters, the academy beauties who mocked him, or the rude neighbor who’s hated him since childhood. One week. One impossible mission. And a virgin with a system that grants him abilities he never dreamed of. But there’s a catch—everything he needs to do is taboo. Forbidden. Wrong. And somehow, that’s exactly what will make him unstoppable. Dark. Explicit. Harem. The sex he never knew he needed to save his life. ——— HIS QUEST IS SIMPLE: [Conquer your highschool and family... Aunt Melissa, Cousin Sienna, Victoria and Delilah, Academy Belles and the hot rude neighbor and her daughter!]

Levi transmigrated into the Star Rail world and ended up with Honkai disease, a condition with no cure in sight. But out of nowhere, he awakened a system and even got pulled into a chat group. Seeing the familiar names pop up in the member list, he finally felt a spark of hope for curing his Honkai disease. First was Kiana, the Herrscher of the Void from Nagazora City. Then the lady who took down the dragon disaster in Mondstadt. With the system in hand, Levi shamelessly farmed gold coins off his group members. Kiana’s bottomless stomach, her brute strength, the Kaslana gun-fighting technique… The Herrscher of the Void core, the Herrscher of Origin core… Step by step, Levi’s power kept climbing. Meanwhile… “Weren’t you always begging me to introduce you to Mei?” “So this is what you were planning while stealing my Mei away?” Levi gave a relaxed smile, “Sorry, but I’m taking you with me too.” “……” ——— TAGS: #harem #weaktostrong #system Schedule: 1 chap per day

Belial was just an ordinary guy, until a truck and a transformer punched him into another world. Instead of becoming a hero, he woke up as a weird, baby kaiju with no powers and a broken cheat system. Now stuck in a fantasy world full of magic, monsters, and gods, all he has is a mysterious upgrade the Space Godzilla Dna. With dragon blood in his body and cosmic power slowly waking up, Belial has one goal survive, get strong, and become a monster no one can mess with. No quests. No rules. Just grow, eat, and evolve. *** IF you want to support me (10 advance Chapter) patreon.com/InevitableWriter

Rhodes accidentally tripped and fell while playing with his phone as he walked down the stairs, only to find himself transported to the world of Fairy Tail. To his surprise, he discovered that he had the ability to summon various wild monsters from League of Legends and even learned how to use Take Over Magic. But that wasn’t the main issue. The real problem was that, among a guild full of reckless individuals, there was suddenly someone who actually liked making plans. Some people believed he was destined to become the next guild master. But Rhodes knew the truth, becoming the guild master of Fairy Tail meant endless self-reflections and a never-ending pile of compensation bills. Determined, Rhodes made up his mind: I don’t want to be the guild master!

On the day Ash officially became a Pokémon Trainer, a mysterious chat group appeared—filled with his parallel selves! Champion Ash: “Pokémon must never be left on their own. They need proper care, nourishment, and disciplined training.” Aura Ash: “That’s not how you catch Pokémon! You’ve got to hit them hard and fight until they submit!” Breeder Ash: “Feed them well, tame them with food, and raise them through breeding.” Tactician Ash: “Do you even know how to battle strategically? Can you rotate teams, build around weather, or counter poison strategies? Step aside—it’s my turn.” … And thus, all of Ash’s talents and instincts converged across time and space. Together, they formed the ultimate version of himself.

Amagi Hikaru found himself transported into a Duel Academy that bore an uncanny resemblance to the one from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX. This place was filled with extreme fanatics who believed that Fusion Summoning was the most noble form of summoning. They sought to change the minds of duelists from other dimensions through dueling, forcing them to join the “Fusion Absolute Supremacy” faction. Those who refused would be turned into cards, twisted and insane beyond measure. Hikaru glanced at the complete set of Fusion Spell and Trap Cards in his deck box and fell silent for a while. He nodded. “Yes, absolutely.” “You’re completely right.” “Fusion is the noblest summoning method!”

Ethan Crowe walked out of prison after seven years with nothing to his name and nowhere to belong. The world he returned to was unrecognisable. Gates had torn open across the globe, monsters roamed beyond human control, and society now revolved around the Titled - people chosen by mysterious voices and granted supernatural powers that made them heroes, weapons, and rulers all at once. Ethan wasn’t one of them. Not at first. Lost, angry, and with no future worth chasing, Ethan was barely surviving when a voice finally spoke to him. "Your Title is… Lord Of Beasts." But something about his awakening was wrong. Instead of gaining power in the real world like every other Titled, Ethan awakened a System tied to the Tower Of Beasts - a brutal, game-like world he can only enter while asleep. Inside the Tower, Ethan must fight for survival against monstrous creatures, earning power through a system of skills, evolution, and beasts. As for the beasts he acquires there? They persist beyond his dreams... Registered as an E Rank Titled with only D Rank potential, Ethan should have been insignificant. Yet the Lord of Beasts cannot be measured by ordinary standards. As Ethan grows stronger at an impossible rate, his existence begins to ripple outward - drawing the attention of elite Titled, criminal syndicates, and forces lurking behind the Gates themselves. His past refuses to stay buried, his beasts grow more dangerous, and the truth behind his Title hints at something far more terrifying than anyone realises. In a world ruled by power, Ethan Crowe starts at the bottom. But as the Lord of Beasts, it’s only a matter of time before he climbs to the top! Note: The novel is a gritty version of the typical hunter/awakener novels with a beast twist, which I hope you will enjoy Discord Server: https://discord.gg/c34nURr72W P.S. This is my WSA 2026 Entry - all support with powerstones and reviews is appreciated :) Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to real events, locations, or people are purely coincidental and not intended to portray anything.

Soren Valmere was branded worthless after he failed to awaken three years in a row, becoming nothing more than a family embarrassment with no future. Ethea Morvain was the legendary Ice Empress, but a catastrophic Gate incident left her paralyzed, and her world turned upside down. By a strange twist of fate, these two forsaken souls were forced into an arranged marriage, only to be abandoned by the very families who had made the bargain. But fate had other plans. On the very night of their arranged wedding, Soren awakened a power unlike anything the world had ever seen: the Investment Authority. It rewarded every sacrifice, every risk, and every act of care. And Ethea, the woman the world had given up on, became the center of it all. Risk his life to save hers? Get Supreme Grade returns. Help her cultivate again? Gain an equal amount of experience immediately. Cook and feed her? Become the world’s most skilled chef. But the more Soren learns, the more he begins to realize their marriage wasn't just a simple arrangement. There are secrets buried beneath it, forces moving in the shadows, and truths neither of them were ever meant to uncover. Will he be strong enough to protect her when the real enemy finally shows itself? Will Ethea manage to recover her powers? And what price will he have to pay for the greatest investment of all? _______ _____ _ Author's Note: Hey everyone! This is my first time writing in this genre, so please go easy on me. Furthermore, this is purely a work of imagination. Any similarities to real persons or events are coincidental. I'm here to have fun and, hopefully, entertain you along the way. If you enjoy the story, please add it to your library and throw some power stones and golden tickets my way. Comments and feedback are always welcome. Extra Tags: #ArrangedMarriage #ContractMarriage #HiddenPower #Awakening #IceEmpress #CrippledFemaleLead #MaleLeadGrowth #PowerCouple #SlowBurnRomance #HealingTogether #Investing #Cultivation #AbandonedByFamilies #FromZeroToHero #EmotionalInvestment

“If mercy and kindness can't save the world… then this time, I choose violence.” — Ethan Cole Huff… What the hell— …Did I seriously just— get reborn? Fifteen days before it starts? Before everything falls apart… and turns into that game. A voice cuts in— [Ding! Congratulations. You’ve been granted a one-time rebirth opportunity.] [Bonus reward: Spatial Storage Ring.] Ethan goes still. A cheat ability… and a storage ring? …You’ve got to be kidding me. Then— [Please choose: Join the humans… or the zombies?] He stares at it. If he picks human— Yeah. He knows exactly how that plays out. Scraping for supplies. Fighting over scraps. Watching people turn on each other. Dying like everyone else. … He exhales slowly. Then lets out a low, humorless laugh. “Yeah.” “I’ve done that already.” A pause. His gaze hardens. “Let’s try something else.” “Zombies.” For a split second— the system… hesitates. Then— [Warning… selection deviates from expected path.] Silence. And then— [God: …That’s a terrible idea.] A beat. [God: …Go on, then.]

Arthur, a broke orphan, dies saving a mother and child—only to awaken as Arthur Evan Imperius, an F-rank villain from his favorite game, disowned and destined to die as cannon fodder in a world ruled by “chosen heroes.” At his lowest, he awakens the Ultimate Scavenger System—a strange, “weak” system that doesn’t grant power… it steals it. In a world secretly manipulated by bored higher beings, where heroes are protected by fate and overpowered systems, Arthur’s ability lets him hunt those favorites of destiny, ripping fragments of their powers to build something far more dangerous. Surrounded by hero's, Extra's, Ruthless Villian's, and hidden system-users, Arthur refuses to remain a minor villain. He will rewrite the his fate—turning humiliation into leverage, heroes into prey, and himself into the monster even the gods will regret creating. [ Battle Instinct has been extracted from the Warbound System ] [ Bond Resonance has been extracted from the supreme Harem System ] [ Adaptive Hero's Boon has been extracted from the Radiant Valor System ] ------ Here i am again with another cringy and unbearable novel. as you guys no what i mean. try it at your own risk.

After 600+ chapters, here’s what to expect. First of all, throughout this novel, I have learned and improved in my story-making ability. Sadly though, you could only see this improvement about several hundred chapters in, like in the upper 300s and early 400s. And this change comes before a story arc that is bad compared to my recent story arcs. You may feel inclined to stop before then. You may feel inclined to stop even before you reach a hundred chapters. You may think, “Oh, there’s no action, it’s boring, and everything is easy for our MC.” But if you persist, you will see the true vision I have for the novel. Kingdom building, action-packed, and enough slice-of-life to warm your hearts into overdrive. If you hear the words, DIVA, AUBILITIES, and METROPOLIS, then you are about to enter, what I think, is my best major story arcs I have written so far. The Metropolis Arc is peak. Here’s what to expect: — Action: Yes. There’s a new and exciting change in the latter chapters that allowed for a lot of action. — Kingdom Building: Absolutely. I’ll admit that in the earlier chaps, there’s a lot of need for improvement. But I think that I was able to remedy most of them in the recent chaps. — Slice-of-life: Yes, sir. If you loved the novel for its slice-of-life, then you can rest assured that it would continue on even in the most latest chapters. — Romance: This one, I’ll admit, needs a lot of improvement. But it’s because they are still kids in the novel so I still stray away from something truly romantic. However, romance in this novel could be attributed to the romance of family and of friendships for now. I hope that I was able to convince you to start reading my novel. If you read it before and want to start reading again, you can message me on Discord for questions regarding plot points, characters, or anything you forgot and I can remind you. ——————— Michael was suddenly reborn into a another world by a God because of an accidental death. To make up for this fact, the God gave him another life in a fantasy world of swords, magic, and monsters. Unfortunately, it turned out that the world he was reborn into was still stuck in the medieval times. It didn't have electricity, it didn't have proper plumbing, and it didn't have any technology that he was so used to back in his old world. But thanks to the God's blessing and an AI assistant called ChatJK1, he was given the power to MAKE his life comfortable. Slowly, Michael transforms this new world into a place even better than his previous one by taking ideas from the modern world and putting it in this world, with the added bonus of magic.

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: “PG” => No One 17 and Under Permitted ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

"I dodged Truck-kun with a parkour backflip. That should've been the end of it." After evading certain death with sick moves, genius programmer Runar thought he was safe—until the truck transformed into a freaking autobot and apologized for having to kill him anyway. "I just graduated from Truck Reincarnation Academy! I can't fail my first mission! My classmate will mock me." Now reborn on Telstra, a world where cultivation meets sci-fi, Runar discovers the ultimate cheat code: runes are the programming language of reality itself. While everyone else grinds through cultivation realms, he's copying physique runes, optimizing techniques, and debugging the universe. But in a cosmos where aliens hunt humans, ancient supremes have left for realms beyond, and power is everything—staying low-key might be harder than he thought. One day, he'll find that desperate truck and give it the beating it deserves. Check out my new Novel " Ruination Battle God: Conquering the Heavens with My Beauties". It's really good try it. I believe its my best work yet. Smut, Overpowered, smart, revenge. I think you will enjoy it. Also, I mainly write comprehension novels. I believe knowledge is power. So, most of my main characters in my novels are always book smart. Consider supporting me on https://ko-fi.com/sorion Or donating on Paypal to [email protected]. Don't send me weird emails

Setsuna accidentally crossed over to the post-apocalyptic Earth, starting out alone and relying solely on scavenged equipment. Fortunately, he awakened the Dimensional Civilization System, embarking on a conquest across myriad realms, to rebuild the world. A super empire spanning dimensions emerged in the multiverse. “Naval Task Force of Ship Girls, ready for orders! Enforcers Support Unit, standby! Chaldea’s Heroic Spirits Task Force, assume battle positions. Magic girls, prepare for causal strikes! EVAs have entered near-earth orbit. Elves, don your divine armors and crush the enemies!” Technologies and magic from myriad realms converge here, forging a true utopia on Earth. My civilization spans the cosmos, transcending dimensions. Even starting from scratch, I shall build my city, upon the ruins.

In 2017, on the bench of the Paris Saint-Germain youth training camp, 17-year-old Oliver Thorne clenched the notice of expulsion in his hand. This teenager, who was evaluated by the director of Paris Saint-Germain as lacking potential, was kicked out because of his average football talent. -------------------------------------------------- But the turning point of fate was hidden in the small German town of Hoffenheim, a mid-level Bundesliga team that extended an olive branch to him. Under Nagelsmann's coaching, Oliver tore off the label of "mediocrity" with diligence. From the miracle of the dark horse in the Champions League to Arsenal's Premier League summit, he continued to conquer fans with the attitude of a new king, and staged a real version of the cool article on the football green field: the Champions League lore, the North London Derby game... -------------------------------------------------- This prodigal teenager who was once abandoned by Paris later became the savior of English football, the only emperor of the Three Lions. England, which is full of superstars, no longer has disputes because of his existence. -------------------------------------------------- When his pre-match speech sounded in the Three Lions' locker room for the first time, and when the voices of 100,000 fans at Wembley Stadium shouting "Captain England" shattered prejudice, finally completed the most crazy revenge with England. After the World Cup final, he wore the Three Lions captain's armband and held up the World Cup trophy, announcing to the world that a new legend in the football world had been born. -------------------------------------------------- [Reupload because previous one was taken down] [Upload Schedule= 3 chapters/week= Tu/Th/Sat]

By a twist of fate, Kabe awakened the blood of a Saiyan and was thrown into the world of Fairy Tail. He had no system, no cheats, only the overwhelming power of a Saiyan body. Relying on pure strength alone, he rose to heights the entire magic world could only look up to. But the day he joined Fairy Tail… was a humiliation he would never forget. On a quiet afternoon, a pervy old man with thinning hair grinned at him and declared: “Hey kid, that tail... no mistake! You’re a Fairy! Come be our guild’s mascot!” The beginning was terrible. What came after… was unexpectedly worse. Cana wanted to pet his fluffy tail. Erza started avoiding Jellal “in case Kabe misunderstood.” Lucy, smiling sweetly, whispered, “My family’s loaded… want to come home with me instead?” And so began the legend of a Saiyan who became Fairy Tail’s most dangerous mascot.