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Reincarnated into MHA, Kaito Arisaka spent years doing JoJo poses and staring at cats, waiting for a "System" that never came. Eventually, he faced reality: no cheat codes, just a "Normal Toe" and a pile of bills. He ditched the cringe, picked up a wrench, and took a convenience store job to support his aging grandma. But when a legendary fire traps his regular customers, the "Trust" he built as a neighborhood nobody hits critical mass. One snap of his fingers and Kaito transforms into the white-suited, 2D-warping god, Hero X. Now he's a viral vigilante who just wants a stable 9-5 pension, while the world's top female heroes are hunting for his alter-ego-and his resume. A/n: This is original. Cover picture is not mine

are you into slops?! then come here and take your SLOPS! *eye eye* warning: it has Ntr (netori) but the mc does the stealing, and not the one getting steal, and at some point... MC snowball them. cucked them... and, erm. this novel is about powers and etc too understand? not just mana (Fireball, wind, earth, etc. spell.) (smut+ecchi+plot, of course.) it'll be boring if there's only Scene, so. there's gonna be plot. 3-5 chp a week (depends if It get voted) disco: https://discord.gg/sXj2dTxQW Primary genre: Urban Fantasy Secondary: Fantasy, SlowBurn Romance. And please... read till the latest chapter first, before dropping it, I promise you. it'll get better every Chapter .... ————— This story goes like. An Unemployed Manaless Nonchalant Man Playing and gooning... then suddenly, His mother applied him to Magic Academy. Now he gotta survive. But the twist is *dramatic roll.* He got himself an "ADULT QUEST SYSTEM." Now he gotta survive. Oh... he was forced to become a Cult Messiah too. in short. this story is all about surviving and having inappropriate Quest while maintaining his Messiah title. with plot... and good FIGHT SCENE.

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: “PG” => No One 17 and Under Permitted ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

Lin Yi took control at the top of the arc, his towering frame moving with the grace of a guard. With a quick crossover, he shifted the defender’s balance, creating just enough space. Then, in one fluid motion, he unleashed a textbook Shammgod move, freezing Trevor Ariza in place before slipping past him effortlessly. But he wasn’t done. Without even looking, Lin Yi flicked a no-look pass to his cutting teammate—except, wait—he wasn’t passing after all. The ball floated just above the rim, perfectly placed for an alley-oop finish. The crowd erupted, but the disbelief wasn't just from the highlight itself. Because the one orchestrating this entire sequence—ankle-breaking crossover, dazzling no-look dime, and a perfectly timed lob—wasn't a shifty point guard or an explosive wing. It was a seven-footer. ... Feel like joining a Patreon for free and subscribing to advanced chapters? Visit the link: [email protected]/GRANDMAESTA_30 Change @ to a

Jin was just another model ship hobbyist—until a cosmic glitch dropped him into the world of One Piece... along with his prized aircraft carrier. Within hours, he’d already made a fatal mistake: killing King Wapol. Then things got worse. When his model carrier swallowed the king’s Munch-Munch Fruit, it didn’t just transform—it awoke. A sentient, evolving Demon Carrier, driven by a single, monstrous instinct: to consume other Devil Fruits. It devoured the Mushroom-Mushroom Fruit—and turned itself into a living factory. It devoured the More-More Fruit—and wiped out a Buster Call in one shot. It devoured the Flare-Flare Fruit—and its burning deck became an inferno that melted entire islands. Now, across the Grand Line, a new warning echoes through the ranks of the Marines: Threat Level—UNKNOWN. Target is not human. Target is a nation on wings. DO NOT ENGAGE.

Arsenal is in turmoil. Once a Premier League powerhouse, they’re now struggling, haunted by the exodus of key players, fractured leadership, and a fanbase on edge. Just when hope seems lost, a surprise arrival stirs the Emirates: a transfer from Sporting Lisbon. Young, fearless, and unnervingly composed, Kai isn’t just another prospect—he carries the instincts of a past life and the burning drive to revive a fallen giant. Armed with elite technique, iron will, and something deeper—something unexplainable, he begins rewriting Arsenal’s fate, one match at a time. But in the ruthless world of top-flight football, talent isn’t enough. Can one player, reborn from obscurity, defy expectations and spark a revolution in North London? ... Feel like joining a Patreon for free and subscribing to advanced chapters? Visit the link: [email protected]/GRANDMAESTA_30 Change @ to a

Born into a real Pokémon world he once knew only from anime, Austin Black sets out in the Sinnoh Region to chase a childhood dream: finding the legendary Shiny Metagross. Clues lead him to Rikai Town’s back mountain, where a fierce Shiny Metang has defeated every challenger. With the aid of his trusted partners, Austin overcomes the trial and captures the rare Pokémon, believing his long-held wish has finally been fulfilled. Yet just as he reaches this milestone, something that had been absent from his eighteen years of life—unexpectedly reveals itself, signaling that his true journey is only beginning.

Sienna, a 40-year-old assistant manager at an IT company, feels trapped in a monotonous life, for the luxurious lifestyle she craves. Without wealthy parents or a mysterious inheritance from her grandfather, she has had to work tirelessly to fulfill her dreams of wine in the weekend, fishing on the yatch on summer, skiing by winter, and touring a vineyard in fall. Her relentless focus on her career has come at the expense of her relationships, with most of her past girlfriends either cheating on her or leaving due to her constant neglect. Sienna's go-to response when relationships end is, "What else do they need?" - she simply doesn't understand why her past partners couldn't be satisfied with her providing for their material needs. Seeking an escape, Sienna immerses herself in a video game called 'Vintage Point', where the protagonist, male/female, inherits their grandfather's vineyard and creamery. Through the use of cheating codes she got from the game community, Sienna amasses unlimited wealth and the ability to have multiple wives in the game - living out her dream life virtually. "Oh lord, rich, vineyard, and wives. My dream life." One night, after a few too many glasses of wine, Sienna passes out in front of her computer. When she wakes up, Sienna finds herself in a large, medieval-style house, surrounded by four distressed women who seem to blame her for their current life. Disoriented and unsure of what is happening, "What is happening?" This unexpected turn of events propels Sienna into a surreal situation, where the line between her virtual dream life and reality becomes blurred.

Rob Lucci, CP9’s prodigy, is hailed as a genius unseen in centuries. But behind his cold mask hides the soul of a man from another world—one who knows how his story is supposed to end. A loyal dog of the World Government. A weapon leashed and discarded when the tides of the Great Pirate Era shift. A feared assassin reduced to irrelevance in the shadow of Monkey D. Luffy. But this Lucci refuses to bow to fate. In a world where justice is twisted and freedom is fought for tooth and nail, Lucci refuses to be anyone’s pawn. This time, the 'Tiger' hunts for himself.

As a forger capable of crafting Items of Wonder, Chen Li fights for all that is beautiful in the world! But for some reason, his reputation is always in the gutter… Pom-Pom: So it was you who installed a battering ram on the Astral Express, making the train charge at any boss on sight, pom! Jingliu: Your method for curing the Mara-Struck is to turn me into a whimpering crybaby? Heretical disciple! Sirin: It's time for Cecilia's revival match! What? Her opponent is Frieza? Can she even win?! … "I really don't understand why they always complain about the effects of my Items of Wonder!" Chen Li fumed. "Yes, why could that be? It's so hard to guess." Gazing at the black silk stockings in her hand—an item Chen Li called [Attack Speed Gear]—Elysia pondered. She was pondering just how heavy a hand she'd need to use to rob Chen Li of all strength and means of escape. Today, I'll let you witness what true attack speed is!

He was promised a fun trip to Honkai: Star Rail with god-like powers. He got the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. Now, with a glitchy Hyperion acting as the Astral Express, Zhou Ye must lay cosmic rails to find a way home. But his unique ability to bypass the Warp has caught the eye of the Emperor of Mankind, who wants him for a new project. His only choice? Run. --- original: In the grim darkness of the 40th millennium, within the purgatorial galaxy. "Didn't we agree that I was going to take the Herrscher of Finality template and go have a blast in Honkai: Star Rail?! Can you please explain to me why we are here?!!!" "Didn't you say you wanted to go to the galaxy?!!!" "But not this galaxy! And aren't you the Hyperion? Why are you capable of an Astral Express warp jump?!" "Stop wasting time. If we want to go back, we need to continuously trailblaze new worlds and lay down Star Rails." "??" Looking at the glitching, heavily modified version of the Hyperion, Zhou Ye fell into a deep silence. Then, glancing back at the roaring golden flames pursuing him, Zhou Ye, after a brief pause... "Run! Hurry up and run! I do not want to be caught by the Golden Fiend! That bastard wants to make me the Emperor of Mankind! So what if I can bypass the Warp and lay down transit tracks directly? Is it really that serious?!"

Veteran duelist Miles transmigrated and woke up in the Spirit Continent, a world where dueling reigns supreme above all else. Staring at an environment where Axe Raiders hack each other to pieces, Miles originally thought it would be easy to become the Duel King of this world. But the reality? "Since you lost your physical body before transmigrating, you can only exist in spirit form, possessing someone else." "Women only slow down my card plays!" Miles grumbled. "But why... why have I ended up as the dueling spirit behind a bunch of girls?!" Aisha said, "I Normal Summon Mokey Mokey in Attack Position." "Are you stupid? Why would you summon a 300 Attack vanilla in Attack Position?!" ... Disclaimer: All rights to the original content belong to their respective creators. Title: 打牌吧！ 在剑与魔法的异世界 Author: 摸鱼阿唯 ... NOTE: TS/GENDER BENDER ... 7-10/week BONUS CHAPS 「+1 in each stage, resets each Sunday」 「100〡200〡250〡300〡400」

An orphaned young man working a 9-5 job gets transmigrated into an Uchiha in the Naruto world. Read the story to know more ;). I guarantee this would be a fanfic that would thrill you to bits. AN : The updates are scheduled for everyday. If you are the kind who does not like slice of life and like more action. start reading from volume 2. You can support me and read chapters published ahead on my p@treon account - [email protected]/noviceauthor777 Please rate this story for it to gain more popularity. Disclaimer : I don't own any characters in the story. All of them belong to Masashi Kishimoto, the great.

[ Warning: Mature content R-18 ] ______________________________ Luis, a man stuck in a troubled marriage, lives with his wife Lily and her family. Despite his efforts to improve his life, he is continuously belittled by his in-laws, especially his mother-in-law Ruth. Luis life takes a turn when he discovers a mysterious system. [Ding! The Lust system has been successfully bound!] The story explores themes of family dynamics, hidden emotions, and the desire for validation in a world where appearances are everything. Luis must decide whether he will continue to be passive or take control of his own destiny, all while learning the true power of the system that has entered his life. ______________________________ [Things to be noted] 1. From the title, you should've guessed it already but let me tell you the story will be filled with many sexual adventures. So... you are welcome to enjoy them..... 2. However... don't expect MC to have sexual relations with every woman he meets. I'll be focusing on the story, and would 'Try' not to blindly throw sex scenes left and right. Important Note: If you enjoy the story then don't forget to vote your GTs, Power stones and also if you can, send some GIFTS too. This poor soul would appreciate it. Happy reading~ ________________

Advantures of an unfortunate little being called The thing,unveiling the truths of its newly found unknown world.

Reborn in the Naruto world, Shin Uzumaki finds himself in the doomed Land of Whirlpools. As a member of the Uzumaki Clan! Trapped in a world filled with war, betrayal, and unimaginable power, Shin’s survival seems impossible.. Until it isn’t!! [Ding! Replication System Activated!] [Daily Login Reward: Common Replication Card.]​​​​​​​ [Newbie Gift: Perfect Sage Body—​​​​​​​Adamantine Sealing Chains​​​​​​​—​​​​​​​​​​​​​​Four Symbols Seal​​​​​​​] With the power to Copy any Ability—whether it’s the Kekkei Genkai or Rinnegan or Forbidden jutsu—Shin begins his journey to dominate the Ninja World.  [First task: Save Kushina and prevent the destruction of the Uzumaki Clan.]

Manchester United, once a dominant force in world football, finds itself struggling under Erik ten Hag despite having the financial power to rebuild. Big-money transfers fail to restore the club’s glory, forcing Ten Hag to shift his focus to homegrown talent. Among the overlooked prospects in the U18 squad is Leo Calderon, a 17-year-old central midfielder buried deep in the pecking order. Lacking physicality and dismissed by teammates as weak, Leo endures constant ridicule from those who dominate with strength and athleticism. But during one ordinary training session, everything changes—Leo suddenly sees passing lanes no one else can, angles of play invisible to even the most talented prospects. Yet, there’s a problem. His vision surpasses his ability. The passes he attempts don’t connect, his technique unable to match his newfound awareness. Coaches dismiss his efforts as sloppy, and his struggles continue. But one unexpected observer—a visiting League One assistant coach—notices something different. He watches Leo’s movements, seeing potential where others see failure. As Leo fights to prove himself in an unforgiving system, the question lingers—can he refine his raw talent before the club moves on without him? ****************************** Also, all rights reserved for the companies and teams and also players I use in the novel since I don't know how image rights work and I'm too lazy to search it up on Bing-, I mean google Also, character arts are not mine or AI-generated. I got them on Pinterest and will soon use reverse search to find the authors so I can credit them. Thank You for reading. ..…………… Okay guys so I made a discord link for the novel and here it is: https://discord.gg/UTQbh4aDq. 80 Golden Tickets: 1 Chapter 1 Magic Castle: 3 Chapters 1 Spaceship: 6 chapters 1 Golden Gachapon: 9 chapters

Kitazawa’s grades at the Ninja Academy had always been mediocre. Uchiha Itachi graduated at seven; he barely scraped through at thirteen. Uzumaki Naruto became the savior of the ninja world at seventeen; at that same age, Kitazawa was still struggling to make Chunin. In this harsh world of shinobi, Kitazawa was what people called a fodder ninja: no talent, no bloodline, and no backing. To stay alive until the story’s grand finale, he’d chosen the safest path—teaching at the Ninja Academy, a job he’d held for five years. “Another peaceful day in Konoha.” Kitazawa rose from his seat and walked to the window. It was enrollment day again, and the training grounds were buzzing with life. He glanced down at the stack of new student files in his hands. Names leapt out at him, all too familiar: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuga Hinata, Ino Yamanaka, Sakura Haruno, Akimichi Choji, Nara Shikamaru, Inuzuka Kiba… and more. 'DING' 'Host has reached age six and successfully enrolled in the Ninja Academy.' 'Activating the Strongest Shinobi System.'

Soren Valmere was branded worthless after he failed to awaken three years in a row, becoming nothing more than a family embarrassment with no future. Ethea Morvain was the legendary Ice Empress, but a catastrophic Gate incident left her paralyzed, and her world turned upside down. By a strange twist of fate, these two forsaken souls were forced into an arranged marriage, only to be abandoned by the very families who had made the bargain. But fate had other plans. On the very night of their arranged wedding, Soren awakened a power unlike anything the world had ever seen: the Investment Authority. It rewarded every sacrifice, every risk, and every act of care. And Ethea, the woman the world had given up on, became the center of it all. Risk his life to save hers? Get Supreme Grade returns. Help her cultivate again? Gain an equal amount of experience immediately. Cook and feed her? Become the world’s most skilled chef. But the more Soren learns, the more he begins to realize their marriage wasn't just a simple arrangement. There are secrets buried beneath it, forces moving in the shadows, and truths neither of them were ever meant to uncover. Will he be strong enough to protect her when the real enemy finally shows itself? Will Ethea manage to recover her powers? And what price will he have to pay for the greatest investment of all? _______ _____ _ Author's Note: Hey everyone! This is my first time writing in this genre, so please go easy on me. Furthermore, this is purely a work of imagination. Any similarities to real persons or events are coincidental. I'm here to have fun and, hopefully, entertain you along the way. If you enjoy the story, please add it to your library and throw some power stones and golden tickets my way. Comments and feedback are always welcome. Extra Tags: #ArrangedMarriage #ContractMarriage #HiddenPower #Awakening #IceEmpress #CrippledFemaleLead #MaleLeadGrowth #PowerCouple #SlowBurnRomance #HealingTogether #Investing #Cultivation #AbandonedByFamilies #FromZeroToHero #EmotionalInvestment

Yuan was born with an incurable illness that left him blind at a young age and crippled a few years later, rendering everything below his head useless. Deemed hopeless and irredeemable, his parents quickly gave up on him, and the world ignored him. In this dark and still world, his younger sister became his sole reason for living. Watch as this young man reaches for the apex as a genius in Cultivation Online, the newest VRMMORPG, becoming a legendary figure in both worlds. --------------------- My other novels: Dual Cultivation