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Sasaki Oyuki, a man who lived for 2000 years, but he claims to be 18. Sasaki travels around the world looking for The Truth. As he goes back to the mortal world, he encounters a lot of interesting things. His dark past being revealed bit by bit. Will Sasaki ever find The Truth?

“Time is knowledge, and history is knowledge, but oftentimes a mystery of knowledge and the epitome of time. And madness eats when one consumes by it. As such, time is but motion, for the moment you move, your hand creates past, present and to the future.” –Archsage Azageis– Time is not a river. It is a road… and everyone walks it without knowing where it ends. Invited— when Natalak is drawn from his world and set upon that road, he is not given a mission or a crown but free will of choosing. He instead, he is placed into Vashkeil, a land governed by systems older than morality itself. Vashkeil is a land of guilds, gods, and empires bound together by trade, magic, and fragile balance. As wars rise and ancient forces stir, and unseen mechanism turns, Natalak moves through the conflict himself moving through wars he did not begin and decisions he cannot escape. It follows a man who doesn’t seek power. Rather, he seeks understanding. This is not a tale of conquest, but of traversal. And on this travel draws many things. The Traveler’s Time is a slow-burning epic about existence, consequence, and the cost of asking “why.”. It tells a man who walks the road between law and chaos, fate and destiny, searching for meaning in a world where every answer carries a cost.

Humans were all living with each other in peace from the beginning. They do things together in unity and without violence. But as time goes on, abilities and other strange powers started to manifest, and these abilities started to cause a rift between them. The strong started oppressing the weak and then the world became Imbalance. Some humans started becoming inhuman, while some became so vicious and evil. Some of them were having having dark evil powers, some of them were pertaining to magic and the normal elemental ability users. In order make peace, they made a deal. After that, they all seperated and went to form places which they call realms. It was far from the human dimension. Those who has dark evil powers moved to a seperate place called the dark realm, and organised themselves. Those who uses magic and humans who uses normal abilities elemental abilities remained where they are which was called the mortal realm, but the magic users remained in another location, not mingling with the humans who uses normal abilities. The humans who lost their humanity and became cursed spirits, undead, demons and so on, moved to a separate realm called the abyssal realm. There was a man who lost his way to his realm and went to another realm. He met a woman there. And as time went on, the both them had affair, and later disappeared. Their disappearance was about to cause war. These two lovers had two children, a boy and a girl. After they were born, a revelation was given that, one of the children will be responsible for the end of the war and will be at the top of the world, he'll rule all the realms.

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: “PG” => No One 17 and Under Permitted ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

Woke up in a child’s body after getting hit by a truck? Well, thanks for still being alive! You find yourself not in your familiar world—surrounded by communicators, galonet, and all the other comforts of civilization—but in a place where everyone drives smoky cars running on burning hydrocarbons? Could be worse. At least you don’t have to chase mammoths with a spear. Did the universe throw you some classic transmigrator goodies? I’ll take a hundred! What do you mean, no? Just a couple, but hefty ones… That’ll do for a start. --- This is a translation! Raw: “Ричи”

For billions of years, the gods have stood atop most universes, some being benevolent, while others being malevolent. Suddenly, there was a prophecy. One that foretold the birth of a certain being. The child of a god, born to put an end to the gods. Would the gods really let such a being exist in peace? Obviously Not. Would that being really let the gods mess up his life without retaliation? Definitely Not. This is a telling of that being’s story, as he rises up to fight against the gods who wish to end him, and as he discovers the other powerful entities and horrors that lurk in the vast cosmos. ◇　◇　◇ WARNING: THE EARLIER CHAPTERS OF THIS STORY ARE CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN, WITH SOME PARTS RETCONNED, SO THERE MAY BE SLIGHT INCONSISTENCIES. Check out my other stories from my profile; ' Reincarnated Hero System' & 'Beyond the Bloodline'. ◇　◇　◇ Discord Link : https://discord.gg/ZXyAjGtS4r ◇　◇　◇ Support Me: https://ko-fi.com/michae_l ◇　◇　◇ Although many may think this story begins on a high note, worry not, things would flow normally soon after. I'm new to writing so I hope you all would support me on this journey. I'm hoping for your review on what you think about the book. Constructive criticisms are allowed too. Credits to the Image Artist. If the image is yours and you do not want me using it Kindly DM ◇　◇　◇ DISCLAIMER! This novel is a work of fiction and though it draws inspiration from historical places and events, it is by no means meant to be a realistic representation of any current or historical events, places cultures, or people. The story may contain themes and events that may be disturbing to some people and if you are "triggered" by pretty much anything at all, It may not be suitable for you as I will not limit myself in terms of themes, events, or topics while writing. ◇　◇　◇ (Alternative Synopsis The gods have been the rulers of most universes for billions of years, some being benevolent while some being malevolent. When there’s suddenly a prophecy about the coming of a being who can potentially bring an end to their rule, There’s no way they’ll let such a being exist. This is the story of that being as he rises up to fight against the gods who wish to end him and discovers other powerful entities and horrors that lurk in the cosmos.)

"You will suffice." That's what something whispered in Raizen's mind before a Nyx dissolved into shining ashes at his feet — right after it slaughtered everyone he ever had. He doesn't know what he's "sufficient" for, what spoke to him, or why it led him to an unconscious girl with no memory. He only knows his world is gone, and the only place that'll take him now is the Underworks — a rusty undercity beneath Neoshima's walls, where survival is never guaranteed. His only way out: the Lotus Academy, where he can learn about Nyxes, the ruined world's dark history, and how to wield Eon. Train hard enough, and he might become a Vanguard — the elite that hunts down humanity's worst nightmares. ...But the voice hasn't spoken since. And the higher Raizen climbs, the clearer a dark truth becomes: the thing that saved him, and the darkness that has haunted humanity for centuries... Might just be the same thing.

"Ahh… my resurrection worked." After a thousand years, Salazar Slytherin awakens in the body of a young wizard and slips back into Hogwarts under a false name. What he finds horrifies him. Pure-blood families boasting ancient lineage? Half of them are descended from Muggle lovers or Muggle-borns. His so-called "heir" — a madman in a snake mask — is twisting his name into a banner of terror. Powerful curses and forgotten arts have vanished, replaced by flashy spells and wizards too weak to survive a real duel. The Founder of Slytherin is back… and he’s not here to watch his legacy rot. He will reclaim it. He will fix it. And heaven help anyone who stands in his way. #Relaxing #SliceofLife ○( ＾皿＾)っSupport and read 12 Chapters ahead of here at- Patreon.com/HornyFBI ________ Author/Editor: This is a new take on Slytherin like someone would feel after suddenly going to the future as he lived in ancient times. A different kind of HP Fanfic. Some parts of the story can be different from the book. There will also be some butterfly effects. Thank you for reading! _________ Original MTL name: ANCIENT WIZARDS RETURN TO HOGWARTS

Yumi Uzushi, originally an average enjoyer of the Game Yu-Gi-Oh, suddenly found himself in the very same world he enjoyed. Along with the ability to print cards.

Caution: This book contains mature content and is intended for matured readers. ***** I knew if he left this room, he'd keep fighting alone until his heart simply gave up. I hated him for it. I hated him for being so difficult, but the thought of him being gone made my stomach turn into a block of ice. My brain went numb. My instincts took over. I stepped in front of the door. My hands were shaking so hard I could barely feel them. I grabbed the hem of my dress. I can't believe I'm doing this for a man I wanted to kill an hour ago, I thought. But whatever was pulling me, didn't care about my anger. In one fast, desperate motion, I pulled the dress over my head and let it drop. The cold air hit my bare skin, making my nipples turn into hard, sensitive pebbles instantly. I stood there, completely naked, my heart hammering so loud it echoed in my ears. Oh! Moon Goddess, just end me already. **** She was too weak to stand beside him. And his heart already belonged to another. Azura Moryn knows the rules of the Crescent Moon Pack:power is everything, and without it, you are nothing. Rankless and orphaned, she has survived on the edges by being invisible. But invisibility is not weakness, it’s a choice. Behind her quiet exterior is a resilient spirit, a surprising bravery, and a clumsy, lovable heart that refuses to be crushed, even when the odds are impossible. Rhydor Drakemire has everything. Alpha of the Crescent Moon Pack, feared and respected. Groomed for greatness. And deeply in love with the woman he plans to make his Luna. So when fate makes Azura his mate, the choice is simple. He rejects her. A weakling has no place beside an Alpha. And he refuses to give up the woman he loves. The bond should have shattered. Instead, something ancient awakens. Forbidden magic stirs beneath the pack lands. Golden light erupts. Pain tears through them both. And when they wake, the world is wrong. Azura opens her eyes inside the Alpha’s body, strong, powerful, untouchable. Rhydor wakes in hers, powerless, scorned, and unseen. Now their souls switch without warning, trapping them in each other’s skin while enemies circle closer and the pack begins to fracture. Every secret they uncover changes what they thought they knew, about strength, about weakness, about each other. And beyond the pack borders, a brutal Alpha King rises, draining Lunas and hunting power in his obsession with immortality. Old prophecies resurface. Whispers spread of a truth long buried: Only a female Alpha can bring him down. As forbidden magic stirs and betrayal creeps closer than loyalty, an ancient legacy refuses to stay buried any longer. Azura is about to learn the truth of her own blood. And the mate Rhydor rejected may be the one fate chose to change everything. Some bonds are broken by pride. Some curses are written in blood. And some destinies can only be uncovered…

Ever since Uchiha Kei arrived in this world, he’s been extremely cautious. He swore to tread carefully and survive until the very end. But one day, he received a mission — to assist Minato Namikaze’s squad in destroying the Kannabi Bridge. And that’s when Uchiha Kei realized… he was screwed. patreon.com/MV1717

It's the story of a cursed sailor named Mikael, who sailed the seas in search of glory, fame, lost islands, and treasure, until he entered the lost island pirates talked and sang about in taverns. [EXTRA] NAME OF THE STORY: BLACK MARK The Black Mark is a notorious curse. A thin, round black paper appears on the victim's palm, making them immortal until sunset, Then they die permanently. No resurrection. No power can undo it. Some believe the whole crew is destined to die, while others believe only the one bearing the curse will die. THE CURSE CANNOT BE CAST BY SOMEONE. (Remember, the story is about Mikael, not the Black Mark.) [Cover by: me]

Magic meets strategy. Wands meet wards. Hogwarts will never be the same. Waking up in a strange world was one thing. But waking up with a League of Legends system… and a Hogwarts acceptance letter? Allen thought he was about to grind minions and rank up, until an owl dropped off an invitation to the most magical school in Britain. Now armed with summoner spells, runes, and the power to one-shot trolls with a well-timed Ignite, Allen must navigate potions, house points, and suspicious professors, all while tracking down a hidden enemy obsessed with forbidden magic. As two worlds collide, a new kind of magic is born—one with cooldowns, combo chains, and no respawn timer. Magic has rules. League breaks them. Welcome to the most broken Hogwarts meta ever.

In Tomodachi, Motosaki Izuna, an 18-year-old American-Japanese military child, transfers to the prestigious Matsugaya High in Japan, eager to reconnect with his roots and finish his final year of high school. Little does he know, his arrival coincides with the onset of a sinister curse—the Tomodachi Curse—an ancient evil that thrives on the bonds of friendship. As Motosaki reunites with his childhood best friend, Aisha Ayami, he quickly forms close ties with Aisha and her four friends: the shy but insightful Rebecca Haruna, the fiery and competitive Emma Chisaka, the serene yet fragile Otsuki Nagagami, and the proud, wealthy Naomi Suzuki. While the group enjoys their time together, a hidden darkness looms. The Tomodachi, a vengeful yokai spirit, preys on the girls’ relationships, driving them to betray one another in a twisted quest for love. Motosaki soon discovers that he is entangled in a deadly game: to break the curse, he must identify the true Tomodachi before the Matsugaya Festival on December 20th. Each wrong choice results in the brutal erasure of a girl from existence, leaving Motosaki in a cycle of despair as he is repeatedly thrust back in time with no memory of the girls he lost. As he delves deeper into the mystery, Motosaki confronts the chilling nature of the Tomodachi Curse and the darkness it brings out in his friends. With each iteration, he grows more determined to save them, piecing together clues and forming new bonds while battling the mounting psychological terror. However, as the curse intensifies, the Tomodachi becomes bolder, taunting Motosaki with haunting memories and manipulating his perceptions of friendship and love. In a desperate bid to save his friends and end the torment once and for all, Motosaki must navigate a treacherous path filled with heartbreak and sacrifice. As the festival approaches, he faces a harrowing choice: risk losing everything by confronting the Tomodachi directly or accept his own tragic fate in an effort to secure a happier ending for those he loves. -------------- To all who know what my novel Shokyo is, this is a reimagined version of my first horror/thriller story, Shokyo! I hope you enjoy this spooky book for the up coming spooky season!

No real plot here, just smut. ------------------------------------------------------ In short: everything that could have gone wrong in a distorted and corrupted future has gone wrong. Sunny goes back in time, and this time he'll be the one holding the reins of his Fate. ~~~~~~~ Smut and Fluff. Porn with plot. Well... maybe.

This is a work of fan fiction. All rights belong to its original author. Title: Battle Through the Heavens: Treasure System Author: Stir-fried Green Peppers with Eggs Reborn in the World of Battle Through the Heavens with a Broken System! After binge-reading Douluo Dalu fanfictions all night, Xiao Se, an ordinary Earth guy, dies in front of his computer... Only to wake up in the fiery world of Battle Through the Heavens (BTTH) — with a weird Treasure Exchange System! [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a seasoning jar for the Heaven Controlling Vial!] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a stick for a magic sword!] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a doll for a mystical kitten!] But something’s seriously wrong with this world... Xiao Yan’s Flame Mantra became a porn book! His Heavenly Flame vanished! And his wife? Gone! Tang San’s mighty Eight Spider Lances turned into chicken claws?! His Divine Crossbow became a slingshot, and his soul bone… turned into pork ribs! Han Li’s Heaven Controlling Vial is now… a condiment bottle?! Dai Mubai’s White Tiger Spirit mutated into an Evil Fire Monkey! Now, with chaos across worlds and heroines from every universe crossing his path, Xiao Se must use his Treasure Exchange System to dominate fate, collect artifacts… and maybe hearts. Can this sarcastic transmigrator turn junk into divine treasures and build a harem of goddesses from different realms? Worlds collide, treasures evolve, and beauties gather! Read 450+ Chapters and exclusive Patreon-only content here: patreon.com/RinBlaze – Join for just $20/month and unlock early access!

“So you’re telling me I can’t pick the One Piece world? Why not? Did I already choose it in some past life or something? And what does that even have to do with me now? Alright, fine… as long as you get me out of this damn prison, I’ll pick another world. Wait—did you just say your name is The Divine Network of Interesting Dreams? That’s… weird. But hey, I’ve got a dream you might actually like: creating a Naruto manga inside the Naruto world, and making the ninjas there stop fighting real wars… only to start virtual wars over my manga!” ⸻ Note: This novel is the legitimate sister of my other work: Creating Manga of One Piece in Pirates World Become My Ultimate Goal! It features the same protagonist, but in a different timeline

He said: With great power comes great responsibility! He said: That's just equipment, being a hero! But Bent didn't want to be a hero; he just wanted to protect his little family and his loved ones. Keywords: Teen Hacker, Marvel, Ben 10, Little Watch

He reincarnated to the world of One Piece with the immortal abilities of the Silver King, the First King from the manga/anime series *K*. Although he becomes a pirate, his goal is not to become the Pirate King. His goal is simply to live freely on the high seas—it's that simple.

Sixteen-year-old Eli Crowe never had the chance to truly live. Born frail and confined to a hospital bed, he spent his lonely days escaping into dark fantasy novels, fascinated by the mysterious Shadow Mages who walked between light and darkness. While others dreamed of becoming heroes, Eli wished only for the freedom to choose his own path. When his quiet life comes to an end on a snowy winter night, Eli awakens within an endless realm of shadows before the Primordial Goddess of Shadows. Seeing the lonely boy who endured a lifetime of suffering without losing himself, she grants him a second chance. "Leave your weakness behind... and become the Shadow Mage who walks between light and darkness." Reborn in a world of magic, kingdoms, dragons, monsters, demons, ancient ruins, and legendary adventurers, Eli begins his new life with one simple goal—to live for himself and answer to no one. Cold, quiet, and mysterious, he has no desire to become a hero or a villain. He follows his own code, helping whoever he chooses, destroying anyone who stands in his way, and walking a path that belongs to him alone. Registering as an adventurer, Eli travels across the world exploring deadly dungeons, hunting powerful monsters, uncovering forgotten secrets, and protecting innocent people—not because of justice, but because he decides they are worth saving. Whether aiding humans, elves, beastfolk, demons, dragons, or slaves seeking freedom, he leaves behind legends wherever he goes, often without realizing how deeply he changes the lives of others. But the more powerful the Shadow Mage becomes, the more chaos follows him. Royal conspiracies, corrupt churches, noble feuds, secret cults, ancient monsters, rogue adventurers, false gods, hostile divine beings, summoned heroes, and Demon Kings all begin to take notice of the mysterious young man who walks through darkness without fear. Some seek to control him. Some seek to eliminate him. Some swear loyalty to him. And many unexpectedly fall in love with him. Through battles fought side by side and unbreakable bonds forged in life-and-death situations, queens, princesses, adventurers, nobles, commoners, slaves, goddesses, and women from every race gradually gather around Eli. To his constant confusion, misunderstandings and unexpected circumstances often leave him at the center of romances, political marriages, and trouble he never intended to create. As his legend spreads across the continent, Eli quietly grows stronger with every battle, determined to surpass every mage who came before him and become the world's greatest—and most feared—Shadow Mage. In a world that fears the darkness, one mysterious antihero will prove that shadows are not meant to be feared... They are meant to be mastered.