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The Liar’s Scripture: I Bullsh*tted My Way into Godhood

Cultivation is hard. Lying is free. Jiang Chen was scammed. He was promised the prestigious title of "Supreme Elder of Law Enforcement" by a mysterious Grandmaster. Instead, he inherited a broken shack, a mountain of debt, and a dying old man's confession: "We were banished from the great Mystic Cloud Sect! Unless you find three peerless geniuses to inherit the lineage, our seat is lost forever!" Stuck with a useless token and zero cultivation talent, Jiang Chen was ready to give up. That is, until the Falsehood Realization System awakened. [Rule 1: If the target believes your lie, it becomes the Truth.] [Rule 2: The more absurd the lie, the greater the reward.] Armed with a silver tongue and a thick face, Jiang Chen decides to scam his way back to the top. Disciple #1 (Ye Kai): A muscle-brained idiot rejected by every sect. Jiang Chen's Lie: "Doing 10,000 squats is the 'Ancient God Body' technique." Result: The kid actually awakens an Ancient God Body and punches a dragon to death. Disciple #2 (Su Ling): A paranoid girl who thinks the air is poisoned. Jiang Chen's Lie: "Your paranoia is actually the 'Dao of Reverse Causality'." Result: She accidentally trips an assassin into a lethal trap and thanks the Universe. Now, as the "Sect Leader" of the Fallen Star Sect, Jiang Chen must juggle his insane disciples, terrifying enemies, and his own lies. His goal? To march back to the Mystic Cloud Sect, slap the Elders who banished his master, and reclaim his rightful seat. He is the greatest genius in history... assuming he doesn't get exposed first.
Drink_water01 · 1.2k Views

One Piece: Veteran of the Roger Pirates

[Original Logia-Type Bobo-Bobo Fruit] [Veteran of the Roger Pirates] [Master of the Legendary Gold–Silver–Bronze–Iron Ranking System] [Ultimate Orange Juice Cultivator] [First-Ever Face-Fruit Ability User — boosts charisma based on how cool you act] . He was there when Roger reached the top. He was there when the world fell into chaos. He’s been called many names — Legend, Scoundrel, Uncle Kale... But for Kyle, everything changed one afternoon when he was just six years old. “A-Ace?!” Wait. No. That wasn’t Ace… That was his DAD! The one and only Gol D. Roger, in his prime! “Little Kyle, I like your spirit. Want to set sail with us? Come see what this ocean really looks like.” And just like that, history veered off course. Who could say no to the Pirate King himself? Decades Later — Marineford Summit War Just as tensions reach their peak… A golden flash splits the sky. A dashing, casually OP middle-aged man descends like a divine punishment. “Yo~ Sorry to interrupt. But my troublesome little nephew forgot it’s dinner time.” The world watches in silence. The admirals freeze. Whitebeard raises an eyebrow. And Luffy? Luffy just shouts: “UNCLE!!!” He vanished from history... only to return at the climax of the era. Who is Kyle? What secrets did he carry from the Age of Roger? And just how many ridiculous powers does one man need?! Skip the filler. Embrace the chaos. Enjoy the drip. This is the story of Kyle — the forgotten monster of the seas.
Night_Shard_2153 · 4.3k Views

LOL: I Really Am A Pro League Player

Synopsis: At the Global Finals award ceremony. The host asks: "Now that you've finally won your trophy and your FMVP, what do you want to do most at this moment?" Lin Fan: "Can we hurry this up? The Rise of Kingdoms anniversary event is about to start." ...... JackeyLove: "Brother Fan never seems to need practice, yet he's just incredibly strong. I can't figure out what's going on—he doesn't seem like a pro player at all." 369: "Coach keeps telling me to study Dine's gameplay, but when I open his stream, he's playing Genshin Impact! How am I supposed to study that?" TheShy: "This is so fun! I want to grind Rise of Kingdoms with Dine too." Everyone says you can watch Dine's stream and see him playing any game—except League of Legends. Is he really a League pro player? To this, Lin Fan can only say: I really am a League pro player! ------ This translator and webnovel addict will show you a tenth of his power. Goals: 100 Powerstones = 2 Extra Chapters 100 Golden Tickets = 5 Extra Chapters Gifts = 1 Bonus Chapter per 1000 coins spent in gifts ____ **Disclaimer:** This is a fan translation for personal enjoyment and educational purposes only. I do not own the original work, nor do I claim any rights to it. All rights belong to the original author and copyright holders. This translation is provided free of charge and is not intended for commercial use. If you enjoy this work, please support the official release if/when it becomes available. If the original author or copyright holder requests removal of this translation, I will comply immediately. TL: If you want to read ahead by at least ten chapters, patreon.com/EdibleMapleSyrup
EdibleMapleSyrup · 13.9k Views

Practical: Teaching Hikigaya's Ability First Classroom

A story about Hikigaya Hachiman, who is forced by his parents to enroll in Koudo Ikusei Senior High School. What kind of path will his life take when he can no longer meet his beloved younger sister? {Ichinose:} “Hikigaya, I like you.” {Himeno}: “just a Hikigaya.” {Kamuro}: “Sakayanagi, are you telling me to steal someone else’s boyfriend?!” {Arisu}: “You are a true genius.” {Hachiman}: "Why did I suddenly become popular with girls? {I would like to share and recommend an exceptional fanfiction work to a wider audience. Below is my official statement regarding this presentation:} I am sharing this because I personally admire and deeply enjoy the work of the author, 夜独 (Ye Du). My goal is to introduce this high-quality story to readers outside of China, so that fans worldwide can appreciate it. I want to state clearly that I do not take any credit or merit for this work whatsoever. ​No Intention of Plagiarism: If the original author happens to see this, please do not misunderstand my actions as an attempt to plagiarize or impersonate you. Full Credit to the Author: All intellectual property rights, creativity, and credits belong entirely to 夜独 (Ye Du). Message to the Author (夜独) ​If you, the author, feel uncomfortable or dissatisfied with my actions in sharing your work, please contact me and let me know immediately. ​From the beginning, I did not know how to contact you directly, which is why I proceeded without prior permission. If you wish for me to remove this content or have any other requests, I am more than willing to comply with your wishes immediately. ​Original Work: 实教:比企谷的实力至上教室! Author: 夜独 (Ye Du) Original Platform: Feilu Novel (飞卢小说网)
Dai_press · 614.7k Views

The Mafia Lord's Secret Lover

Evelyn Walters was the perfect heiress, until one reckless night with her father’s greatest enemy ruined everything. Pregnant, disgraced, and cast out of the Walters family, she left with nothing but her unborn child. Years later, she's survived. But as a single mother, the life she built was fragile until the man from her past discovered the truth. Now he wants her and his son. But how can Evelyn trust the father of her child... when he's also the enemy of the man who raised her? **** Excerpt: "B-Boss... the woman you slept with that night... she wasn't the supermodel the company just signed," Dylan stammered, his voice trembling. Axel's brow furrowed even further. He tried digging through the hazy, alcohol-soaked memories of that night.  Of course, he remembered the party. He remembered the whiskey. But the woman? Nope. His brain served up a blank slate. "Who was she?" Dylan swallowed. "The first daughter of William Walters." "Cough! Cough!" Axel coughed violently, his face turning red and eyes wide with shock. He never thought that woman would end up in his bed.  --- Curiosity won, as always. Evelyn grabbed the remote and hit the power button. The screen lit up, and her jaw dropped. Her eyes went wide, as if the Grim Reaper himself had just stepped out of the TV to ask for her phone number. “What the…? Why does my personal source of misery pop up the second I turn this thing on?” Because there he was, Axel Knight, gliding out of his luxury car like some corporate deity on his way to a business banquet. Evelyn scrambled for the remote to turn it off, but of course, fate had other plans. Axel turned to the camera and gave a casual wave, acknowledging the paparazzi vultures lined up outside. She hated to admit it, but the man looked sinfully good in his signature black suit and high turtleneck, his sleek black hair framing a face that could stop traffic and quite possibly her breathing. Then, suddenly, her stomach clenched. Her hand instinctively rubbed her flat belly. “Little tenant, did you just say you recognize him?”
PurpleLight · 1.5m Views