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Becoming a true immortal through my descendents' praying

【Your descendants in the Immortal Cultivation World have offered a plate of snacks】 【Incense Fire Value +10】 【Would you like to reward your descendants?】 Yang Genshuo was surprised to discover that offerings in the Immortal Cultivation Family game could actually appear in the modern world, and that modern items could also be bestowed upon descendants in the game. Years later, peculiar rumors about the Yang Family spread throughout the Immortal Cultivation World. "To break through from the Fetal Breathing Stage to the Qi Refinement Realm, one needs to refine a strand of heavenly and earth's spiritual energy. I've heard of Red Flame True Qi, Xuan Water True Qi, and Green Wood Spirit Energy, but Yang Dao-friend, this... Liquefied Natural Gas, what kind of spiritual energy is it? How is it condensed?" "I've heard that the Yang Family's Spiritual Plant Technique is incredibly sophisticated, with each mu of Spirit Rice yielding twice as much as top-tier Spirit Plant Families, all thanks to a strange secret technique the family disciples cultivate called 'hybridization'." "The Yang Family’s art of elixirs is unrivaled in the world, with new elixirs constantly being created. It is rumored that a spirit of the elixir named 'Artificial Intelligence' tirelessly deduces elixir recipes day and night..." "Nowadays, the Thunder Cultivators of the Yang Family are exceptionally strong, all thanks to the Yang Family's effort in creating a top-tier Thunder Gathering Array. Thunder Cultivators who enter this array can increase their cultivation speed multiple times. It is said that the array eye is known as—the power station." As the Yang Immortal Cultivation Family grew stronger, Yang Genshuo actually became the only Immortal in the modern world by consuming offerings! Years later, facing an endless stream of people ascending the mountain to seek the Dao, Yang Genshuo calmly said, "There are no immortals in this world; you must believe in science!" Then he soared away on his flying sword.
Winning is exhausting · 1m Views

Cannon Fodder Villainess, My Wish Enemy Gets Double

I quit…. Bhooom…. I have transmigrated….. I have become a villainess real daughter…. system, are you there…. Yes host I am a wishing system…. You can make one wish but I am cursed and your enemy would get double of what you wished. The upgraded function is to show the opportunities and chances or recent turning points of the people in a certain range around you for a price of luck points. The more luck points spent the more detailed the information would be. The luck points can be obtained by causing emotional fluctuations using the wish or other means. “Ho… my mutated wood power is with me, this system is good. Let’s make a wish first.” “I want to be groped and touched by a lecherous man…” (Oh… the touch is really good. this lecherous uncle seems to have practiced for a long time touching the women) The heroine nearby suddenly got sandwiched between two lecherous men groping her and touching her forbidden parts. The protagonist nearby suddenly felt an old ugly fat aunt touching his butt while a man in front of him touching his front…. (Protagonist became speechless… “Why am I being touched by people like this?”) After transmigration she has future memories of original owner. She is a brainless real daughter that was not welcome by her unloving family. The fake daughter is both white lotus and green tea. Accidentally fell in love with the fiancée. So participated in the wilderness survival reality show, targeted by some lecherous participants, because a scandal, abandoned by all, later there is apocalypse, natural disasters, zombies, mutated species but earth integrated into real cultivation earth. There are cultivators…. ……………………………………………… This novel contains Netori, cuck, netorare (NTR), netorase, cheating, adultery, lactation, exhibitionist, outdoor intercourse, sluts, bitches, whores, sissy, and other things…. Read it at your own risk… ………………………………
souryourer · 178.5k Views

Damn it! Let's smash the darkness together!

In the post-apocalyptic era, amidst the wasteland and chaos, the great path reaches the heavens. Mad Outer Gods, uncontrollable cursed cultivation methods, extraordinary martial artists facing ominous old age... Above the starry sky, deities circle, and below, ghosts roam at night! In this doomsday scenario, Xu Shu carries the "Primordial Scroll" and transmigrates. Through a simulation game, he achieves one exclusive accomplishment after another, seeking a sliver of hope for survival. The ten-day apocalypse, the Dragon King returns, resurrects his lover, and saves the world; With a passionate and generous heart, he fights and conquers while carrying the burden of a grieving father whose child was stillborn... As more and more accomplishments are achieved, he gradually lets himself go within the simulation game. Until... A true disciple of the Female Void Palace is pregnant overnight, announcing an emergency lockdown; The long-extinct master of the White Jade Capital rises from the grave, destroys enemies with a wave and proves his Dao as a Great Emperor; A shepherd boy arrives at the gates of the Holy Temple, claiming to be Ye Su; Moreover, a young man riding a cow attains enlightenment, leaving Hangu Pass and preaching with a scroll: - The human race must strengthen itself. You may admire me, but there's no need to worship me; - Together, we punish those who claim to be gods! ... Dreams reflect reality, and more and more people begin to spread his name and words across the land. Only then does Xu Shu realize that the life he simulated has far-reaching effects, like a butterfly flapping its wings! And those rampant Outer Gods finally recall the fear that once dominated them... He dies thousands of times on the path to ascension, and another night passes in the Primordial Scroll. Suddenly looking back, he has shattered both heaven and earth. "I, Xu Shu, am a crude person. My apologies, fairy!" ---
Roll it again tomorrow · 440.9k Views