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Just a regular guy trying his hardest to make the most of his second chance at life. Whether he gets by on luck or grit, only the Chaos Gacha will decide. ---------- First world: Fallout New Vegas Second world: ??? Third world: ??? ---------- I've added the R18 tag, not because I'm going to actively add Lemons but because I'm not going to shy away from things that would be considered uncomfortable. I will place warnings at the uncomfortable parts, but this is your first warning as to what will happen. If you want lemons then look for sm-ut or ecc-hi, because those are specifically made for stories with lemons. ---------- I don't know about Lemons stuff since I'm still new, but I'll practice and see how they turn out. If I'm feeling confident that my Lemons scenes are good enough then I'll change the tags and start posting them, but that's for later. ---------- DISCLAIMER!!! I do not own anything besides my MC, not even the Chaos Gacha System. Seriously, go check out BronzDeck and his Chaos Gacha. That's all you have to search for in whatever browser system you use. You can support him via his p@trion that is also on said website. Speaking of support, I have a Ko-fi account that you can send tips to, I won't really be doing anything with it, but it's there. The username is the same as what I use here tetchedshark984.

After being reborn ten years ago, Yan Yuchen accidentally swallowed the golden core that a nine-tailed fox had cultivated for thousands of years. From then on, his soul could leave his body, see ghosts, kill people in their dreams, and travel through the world of immortality. =========== Translation Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to this novel. I am solely responsible for the translation efforts.

Note: This is not your typical werewolf story. It's an absurd comedy. Leave your expectations for angst, drama, and seriousness at the door~ Azura devours stories of fake daughters, hidden heiresses, and satisfying divorces like a fine wine, but there's one genre she can't stand: werewolf romances. Alphas, fated mates, moon goddesses? It's a cheesy mess she actively avoids. So, of course, that's exactly where fate decides to dump her. After a conveniently 'tragic' accident, Azura wakes up in the body of a villainess—her own namesake, no less—in the very werewolf novel she once scorned. Her knowledge of the plot is embarrassingly sparse, limited to the erotic chapters she’d skimmed for curiosity's sake. Undeterred, she formulates a simple plan: befriend the heroine she’s destined to torment and secure a peaceful ending. The result? She accidentally traumatizes the poor girl even more. To make matters catastrophically worse, she doesn't just tangle with one male lead. She snags all four of them. And after a chaotic kidnapping and a night of... complicated events, she finds herself pregnant with their babies. Now, her grand quest for redemption has devolved into a farce of epic proportions. How is she supposed to be a reformed villainess when she's accidentally stolen the show, terrified the heroine, and is now expecting a litter of pups with the four most powerful Alphas in the territory? Being bad was supposed to be easy. Turns out, trying to be good is a full-time, high-stakes, pregnancy-riddled disaster.

Wen Mang is only a history UP host. Yet every time he posts a video, the people arguing in the comments are… Liu Bei. Guan Yu. Zhang Fei. Zhao Yun. Zhuge Kongming. A mysterious light screen descends, replaying the true fate of the Three Kingdoms, unchanged, merciless, and brutally honest. Liu Bei watches his empire collapse and asks in disbelief: “Shu Han… ended like this? And even my statue was expelled from Wuhou Shrine?” Guan Yu sees himself drowned, defeated, deified, and used. “So this is how history remembers the Martial Saint?” Zhang Fei learns his own end and falls silent for a long, long time. “Is this really… all I amounted to?” Zhao Yun witnesses seven entries and seven exits become a legend yet still cannot save the world he fought for. And Zhuge Kongming… He doesn’t ask about victory or defeat. He asks one question only: “If such a light screen exists can history be rewritten?” From military formations to aircraft carriers, from grain transport to industrial warfare, modern knowledge crashes into ancient ambition. Old regrets awaken. Unfinished oaths resurface. And once the heroes understand why they lost… Will they still accept the ending history gave them? When the light screen up again, the Three Kingdoms are already on a different path.

Noah Walker was just an ordinary high schooler until a mysterious stranger asked him a question about his favorite anime. The next thing he knows, he’s dropped into the world of One Piece, stranded on a marshmallow-soft island full of bizarre fruits and strange creatures. Alone, clueless, and hilariously outmatched, he must survive… until he stumbles upon Luffy and the Straw Hat crew. Suddenly, Noah is caught up in a chaotic adventure, facing warlords, emperors, the World Government, and countless pirates all while trying not to embarrass himself in front of his new friends.

He was promised a fun trip to Honkai: Star Rail with god-like powers. He got the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. Now, with a glitchy Hyperion acting as the Astral Express, Zhou Ye must lay cosmic rails to find a way home. But his unique ability to bypass the Warp has caught the eye of the Emperor of Mankind, who wants him for a new project. His only choice? Run. --- original: In the grim darkness of the 40th millennium, within the purgatorial galaxy. "Didn't we agree that I was going to take the Herrscher of Finality template and go have a blast in Honkai: Star Rail?! Can you please explain to me why we are here?!!!" "Didn't you say you wanted to go to the galaxy?!!!" "But not this galaxy! And aren't you the Hyperion? Why are you capable of an Astral Express warp jump?!" "Stop wasting time. If we want to go back, we need to continuously trailblaze new worlds and lay down Star Rails." "??" Looking at the glitching, heavily modified version of the Hyperion, Zhou Ye fell into a deep silence. Then, glancing back at the roaring golden flames pursuing him, Zhou Ye, after a brief pause... "Run! Hurry up and run! I do not want to be caught by the Golden Fiend! That bastard wants to make me the Emperor of Mankind! So what if I can bypass the Warp and lay down transit tracks directly? Is it really that serious?!"

After a tragic and vain death, Kenjiro "Bombom" Tanaka, a bodybuilder obsessed with his own muscular physique, is reincarnated into a new world called Eldoria. To his horror, he awakens in the body of a beautiful, slender goth femboy—the complete opposite of everything he valued. In this strange new world, physical strength is considered primitive, while androgynous beauty is the ultimate source of power, fame, and social currency. Forced to navigate a society where his new, delicate form is revered as a rare treasure, Kenjiro is consumed by a desire to regain the power he lost. His journey for revenge against a mysterious rogue scientist who insulted him leads him to join the Femboy Adventuring Guild. Alongside a bizarre and flirty cast of characters, including the guild's sharp-witted CEO and a comically earnest knight, Kenjiro must undertake missions, earn money through humiliating social media posts, and grapple with a mysterious new power that seems tied to the muscular man he used to be. The story follows his hilarious and frustrating quest to adapt to his new reality, find a different kind of strength, and maybe, just maybe, get payback.

Myriad Heavens: Rise of the Rune God - Synopsis Note: This Novel is complete. "I dodged Truck-kun with a parkour backflip. That should've been the end of it." After evading certain death with sick moves, genius programmer Runar thought he was safe—until the truck transformed into a freaking autobot and apologized for having to kill him anyway. "I just graduated from Truck Reincarnation Academy! I can't fail my first mission! My classmate will mock me." Now reborn on Telstra, a world where cultivation meets sci-fi, Runar discovers the ultimate cheat code: runes are the programming language of reality itself. While everyone else grinds through cultivation realms, he's copying physique runes, optimizing techniques, and debugging the universe. But in a cosmos where aliens hunt humans, ancient supremes have left for realms beyond, and power is everything—staying low-key might be harder than he thought. One day, he'll find that desperate truck and give it the beating it deserves. There is a second novel after the ending of the first one. After Chapter 346. Begins a new Chapter 1. I CAN COPY TALENTS FROM MYSELF ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE - SYNOPSIS Ash awakened His Boundless Origin Martial Soul. It allowed him to break free from the space-time of his universe and resonate with infinite versions of himself across the multiverse. From those parallel selves, he could permanently copy any talent, skill, knowledge, or ability they possessed. No talent? Copy a supreme one. No skill? Copy it. Failing exams? Copy the knowledge of a scholarly genius. Stuck in cultivation? Copy the comprehension of a parallel self who already solved it. There are Various versions of himself out there. One was a peerless martial god who dominated the galaxy. One was a cold scientific monster who rewrote the laws of the world. One was a Taoist immortal who walked alone above the heavens. One was a carpenter who reached the peak through pure craft. One was a general who never lost a war. And this is just the tip of the iceberg of his Martial Soul abilty. In a world that measures everything by talent rank, Ash Apeiron starts at the very bottom. But with infinite versions of himself to draw from, the gap between him and everyone else is about to become irreversible. Martial Path (energy stored in the cells) 1. Body Refining Realm (Rank 1–9) 2. Martial Apprentice Realm 3. Martial Master Realm 4. Martial Grandmaster Realm 5. Martial King Realm 6. Martial Emperor Realm 7. Martial Sovereign Realm 8. Martial Saint Realm 9. Martial God Realm Beyond Martial God 10. Martial Void Realm 11. Martial Star Realm 12. Martial Cosmic Realm 13. Martial Multiverse God Realm Immortal Path (energy stored in the dantian) Same structure, simply replace "Martial" with "Immortal" (Immortal Apprentice → Immortal Multiverse God Realm). More Cultivation paths will be added in the future, like Mage path, Curse Path, Soul Path, Puppet Path. Also, I mainly write comprehension novels. I believe knowledge is power. So, most of my main characters in my novels are always book smart. Consider supporting me on https://ko-fi.com/sorion Or donating on Paypal to [email protected]. Don't send me weird emails

She woke up in the dark. Sayoko awakens in the abandoned wing of her school with no memory of how she got there. Confused and afraid, she returns home searching for answers. But her family cannot see her. They cannot hear her. As they continue their lives without noticing her standing beside them, Sayoko is forced to accept the impossible truth: she is dead. Unable to remember what happened to her, Sayoko begins searching across the prefecture for the truth behind her death. Each clue leads her deeper into a world hidden from the living a world of restless spirits, buried secrets, and people who know more than they should. Her only link to the world she lost is a boy who can see ghosts. At his side is a male spirit with no memory of his own past, bound to the same uncertain path. Then there is a quiet, unsettling girl whose knowledge of the dead may be far more dangerous than it first appears. As a young officer and an exorcist pursue mysteries that refuse to stay buried, Sayoko’s search brings her closer to the answer she fears most. What happened to her? And who was responsible for taking her life?

A Warhammer-forged protagonist crashes through one world after another, leaving a trail of baffled locals, broken power scales, and increasingly awkward misunderstandings. In most stories, technology advances through research and industry. In his story, it advances through archaeology—digging up lost relics, reverse-engineering ancient super-tech, and using “old empire” hardware to skip entire eras of development. NieR:Automata — 2B calmly informs him her “functions have been upgraded,” and that he should stop holding back. Highschool of the Dead — A kendo prodigy pledges absolute loyalty, ready to cut down anything that threatens him. Final Fantasy — Tifa: … R@W: 从战锤开启的超次元综漫

Lofan finds himself transported to the world of Genshin Impact, where he's granted a "Flamboyant Death System." By dying in sufficiently dramatic ways, he can earn massive points to exchange for various rewards. Thus, to amass points, Lofan begins his journey of flamboyant deaths. From initially dying as a righteous hero to later orchestrating his own demise, he shocks the Fontainians with countless horrifying murder cases. As Lofan accumulates more and more points, he suddenly discovers a shortcut. Every word and action of the Hydro Archon Furina is closely watched by all Fontainians. "Chief Justice, I accuse someone!" Neuvillette: "Please state your accusation." "The Hydro Archon Furina!" Furina: "???" Years later, the Golden Traveler and her emergency rations arrive in Fontaine. However, they're immediately taken into custody upon crossing the border and fitted with handcuffs. "Foreign traveler, you're accused of crimes. Please come with us." Lumine: "???" Paimon: "???" After some time, Lumine and Paimon find themselves sharing a cell together. - Come Join and say Hi! https://discord.gg/BFW77h7XyS Title: 枫丹大舞台，有命你就来 Author: 霁后彩虹 Translator: SpyTL

Almond Crowshade was the last surviving human in a dying world whose people failed to conquer the Grand Abyss Labyrinth's 30th floor in time. The world was getting destroyed, and Almond was the last one challenging the 30th Floor multiple times despite the imminent destruction of the planet. He ultimately defeated the Floor Boss on his dying breath by achieving a true awakening, acquiring an X-rank Trait that signified limitless potential. Alas, he won but there was no home or future for what he fought. But a mysterious figure arrived there, feeling pity and amusement. "This is too precious and fun of a toy to let it rot here. You shall reincarnate and climb up to make things interesting." [Transfer to another world commencing…] [Your memories will be sealed, and you will reincarnate in another world that has welcomed Grimworld’s tutorial like this one. Clearing each floor of the Grand Abyss Labyrinth will unlock a portion of your memories, until the 10th Floor, upon which you will gain your full memories.] ‘I’m giving you a second chance. This time, you must clear the Grimworld’s tutorial and step onto the big game to make things interesting and entertaining.’ [Good luck.] Discord: -- https://discord.gg/MSM9Gp3Jxz

In a world where summoners wield the power to call forth vampires, elves, angels, demons, and all humanoid creatures from across the realms, Nathan found himself unable to summon beings except from beasts.  However, those beasts are not ordinary beasts. They are divine beings who once stood at the same level, if not higher, than the legendary creatures the world ever knew.  Casting his gaze to the left, Nathan sees numerous summoners accompanied by the likes of demon kings, archangels, vampire progenitors, and other legendary beings. Turning to the right, a massive army of alien symbiotes is waiting to attack.  There was no fear in his eyes, because standing on his left is a majestic wolf who managed to kill a god, the legendary eight-headed serpent coils on his right, above him is the bird who is glowing like the sun, and behind him is a dragon that once gnawed the roots of the world tree.  “Let the war begin.”

A humble medical student's wondrous adventure in the world of Fairy Tail. The protagonist, Riyao, stayed up all night writing his thesis and was rewarded with a huge truckload of transmigration gifts. He was dumped in the Fairy Tail world by a treacherous goddess and was nearly starved when Makarov picked him up and took him back to the guild. ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ Read Ahead & Support Access up to 450 chapters ahead with daily updates on Patreon: patreon.com/laktozlu 150 POWER STONE = BONUS CHAPTER ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

Lucas transmigrates to a parallel world and is thrilled to discover that many of the classic, brilliant games from his past life don’t exist here. Eager to make his mark, he’s also burdened with an "Emotion Collection System"—where players’ emotions like joy, sorrow, excitement, fear, and anger from his games make him stronger. But why is it so much easier to harvest resentment than happiness? Staring at his point earnings, Lucas is utterly baffled. And so, his career as a game designer takes a… creative turn. In Undertale, players slam their desks and scream: "I’m the one being played by this game!" In Outlast, players shriek: "The locker moved! I quit—NOPE!" In Dark Souls, players cheerfully boot up the game, only to beg: "Leave the Fire Keeper and GET OUT! Take your damn flame with you—we refuse to link it!" In Call of Duty, Soap, Roach, and Ghost meet tragic ends; in Final Fantasy VII, Zack falls in battle and Aerith meets her fate; in Red Dead Redemption, Arthur and John are betrayed… Players collectively rage: "DAMN YOU, LUCAS, YOU SADISTIC OLD FOX! CAN’T YOU BE KINDA TO YOUR PROTAGONISTS?!" When asked by a reporter how he feels about players’ fury, LUCAS smiles faintly: "This isn’t hatred—it’s the world’s players urging me forward! This is LOVE! Thank you all; I’ll keep up the good work!"

Stelle's transmigration into the brutal Warring States period of the Ninja World starts with a bicycle accident and a massive cosmic debt. Bound to a Mood Value Collection System, she takes out a loan for 100 consecutive draws, granting her an immortal body, perfect chakra affinities, and unparalleled talent. The catch? She only has one year to live unless she can harvest intense emotional reactions—joy, anger, sorrow, or despair—from the named, canonical characters of the Naruto universe to pay off her debt and buy back her lifespan. To survive, Stelle infiltrates the Senju clan as Mutsuki, befriending the legendary founders of Konoha: Hashirama, Tobirama, Madara, and Izuna. But playing the gentle peacemaker isn't enough to farm the massive points she needs. She begins crafting elaborate, overpowered aliases—from the world-destroying Black Robe Man 'Mie' to the emotionless Root Ninja 'Uchiha Kou' and the Sand Village princess 'Kazushi'. Through these personas, she orchestrates fake deaths, tragic sacrifices, and world-threatening crises, manipulating the entire Ninja World and driving the ultimate canon mastermind, Black Zetsu, to the brink of a mental breakdown. As her web of lies expands and she accidentally ascends to become the Fourth Hokage, the entire Ninja World is left reeling in her wake. While her friends mourn her fabricated sacrifices and her enemies tremble at her overwhelming power, Stelle continues her chaotic, hilarious quest to pay off her trillion-point debt. In a world meant for tragedy and war, she proves that the true god of shinobi is an immortal troll with a system. [Raw: 火影乐子文：马甲遍忍界撩完就跑] === CATEGORY & TAGS === Category: Fan-Fiction Tags: Transmigration, System, Overpowered, Multiple Identities, Comedy, Naruto, Female Protagonist, Manipulative

Wada Ryuji, Ikezoe Kenichi, and Takatoshi Imanami one day found themselves in the world of Uma Musume in younger bodies after being attacked by a weird white pony. After a while, Imanami gathered the others to discuss their findings over the past month. Wada Ryuji: "I'm not sure if you guys will believe this, but I found the Uma Musume version of T.M. Opera O at Tracen Academy." "But she was so different from what I expected that even I didn't recognize her at first! I thought that if he had turned sentient, he wouldn't have had much of a personality, let alone this!" Ikezoe Kenichi: "Don't even mention it. In fact, you should be happy. I met the Uma Musume version of Orfevre, and the president even asked me to be her trainer! My life is going to be a living hell again... MY CUTE CURREN CHAN, WHERE ARE YOU??!!!!" -----+----- This is a fan translation, I am not the original author and all credit goes to their respective owners, The raw name is: 训过实马的我们穿越了怎么还要训赛马娘？ The OG author's name is: 许氏子谦 The artist of the cover: Me :)

I was doing well before my birthday started when I suddenly fainted and lost consciousness for days and during that time, I realized something funny. I transmigrated into the body of the dead heroine! Of all the characters I could possess why does it have to be the unlucky heroine?! To top it all, she even signed up for her demise at a young age. "glad you woke up, Wren. You made us worry." Caesar the unpredictable brother of mine hugged me and let out a relieving sigh while I was planning my survival here. God hates me somehow. I should be celebrating because I finally experienced transmigrating into a book I know, but I can't! "Fainting in the middle of the banquet is unsightly." if I can wish for a new father, someone please grant it immediately. I possessed the body of the heroine... But... DAMN IT! If I will be transmigrated in a book, please I will be glad if I become the extra or side character as long as it will guarantee that I will live long. "I hate girls like you. I still remember the way you ordered me around to marry you." He's looking at me like he will kill me if I don't go away. Unfortunately, that happened before I had known that he's going to be the one who killed me. The heroine will die at the hands of the Male lead, her betrothed. I know this is unusual. A heroine dying at the hands of the male lead... this is... haah. Nothing will change even if I whine here since I am the Protagonist. I did everything I could to turn everything the way I wanted and it did. Except there's one problem after another. I found out that something changed about the male lead and not only him, everyone around me is acting different which makes it more annoying. I think I changed everything so much that it became annoying.

[Translation][Slice of Life][Single Female Lead Herta][The Protagonist Will Become an Emanator][There Will Be an Original Planet] "Ms.Herta, what do you think about your assistant Bai Luan always claiming to be not a genius?" "I won't look at him. If I see him, I will just tell him to get back to work." - This conversation is from a hasty interview with Ms.Herta. Bai Luan was reborn by the system in front of the Madam Herta in the Honkai Star Rail world. At this time, the Herta Space Station had not yet been launched, and the simulated universe had not yet been developed... The system asked Bai Luan: "Why should we respect life?" Then he gave Bai Luan two golden fingers: a small dark room with unlimited practice time and the ability to turn the items he made into magical objects. So, in order to help the system understand this, Bai Luan wanted to live a more exciting life, so he... He tricked the Ms.Herta into believing he could see destiny, letting the Aha take the blame, witnessed the launch of the Herta Space Station, became the Ms.Herta assistant and the station commander, attempted to catch a Strellarons with his hands, completed all 52 courses of the Godfather of Truth, acted like a genius in front of the Genius Club members, and helped build a simulated universe... As I spent more time with Ms.Herta, something started to look a little off in her eyes... She seemed to really think I was a genius... Wait, why is Nous looking at me too?! How did I trick you too?! Even now, if I say I'm not a genius, do you still believe me? ... English is not my first language, so there will be some mistake. Check my review reply for Raw title. If there mistake you can try leave a comment on it, but don't get your hope too high. p*treon/Az_Ki

My lame and embarrassing death apparently forced the universe to give me a new chance at life and a system to balance the negative aura I ended up with. Now, that's all I do, day and night. Aura Farm. "The city is crumbling apart!" "It's the end of the world!" "Run!!!" "Please, Mommy, save me!!!" "Hold up, why is that teenager standing on top of that light pole?" [+999 Aura]