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When you wake up, you have become an Uma Musume!! You have no idea what happened but with the support of loyal friends you charge forward determined to live life to the fullest and race toward the bright future that awaits you. ------------------------- If you’d like to support my work, check out my: patreon.com/Greyhounds

It wasn’t a beautiful day at Ackashic Senior High, ASH for short, yet a warm sense of happiness lingered in the air. It was graduation day. And yet… Saitou felt tired. Tired of routine. Tired of a life that moved in circles. He wanted something different, something that would tear him away from this monotonous life. That wish was granted one quiet afternoon, while he was casually talking with his best friend. “When is he going to depart?” “Tomorrow.” A cold voice answered from the other side. Saitou wasn’t your typical teenager. He was young, cold-hearted, egoistic, and a gun for hire. The next day, he departed for Great Britain, entrusted with a mission: to protect it. But as time passed, doubt crept in. Was that truly his mission? Or merely a mask, concealing something far "greater"?

While Kirito plays hero and collects plot armor, I somehow end up... living with Asuna? No, this isn't a romantic comedy. And no, I'm not trying to steal anyone's girl. ...It just sort of happened. Probably. If you are a fan of Kirito x Asuna then this story is not for you, so I recommend you turn back. Note: Characters from Steins;Gate and Gate appear from the GGO arc. From the Calibur Traffics arc, characters from Rascal Does Not Dream and Kemurikusa, as well as a few characters from Restaurant to Another World, appear. From the Calibur Crossing arc, several characters from High Score Girl appear. ------------------------- If you’d like to support my work, check out my: patreon.com/Greyhounds

One misstep, and Valerius wakes up in the universe of Honkai: Star Rail. No cheats. No broken bloodlines. Just a mysterious Game Arena System with one mission: “Bring entertainment to the masses.” …What kind of nonsense is that?! But Valerius isn’t panicking. Not at all. “You all go ahead and fight your battles. I just provide the battlegrounds... and quietly profit behind the scenes.” And thus begins the era of Interdimensional PvP. Where warriors from Teyvat and the Express are dragged into game after game— Each more absurd than the last. Mafia Night: “Herta, clues are only 3 points each. Final offer—take it or leave it.” Zombie Survival Mode: “Keqing, this is called an RPG. One shot and even the Tyrant will cry for his mom.” Monopoly Gone Wrong: “Ningguang, 1 point per remote-control dice. Asta already bought three~” The result? Two worlds. Total chaos. Kaeya: “Two points for The World! Jing Yuan, what’ve you got?” Jing Yuan: “Hmph… Tail, do your thing.” Svarog: “No evil survives while I stand.” Lord of Qlipoth: “Step away from Clara.” Clara: “Berserker~~!” Sparkle: “Fight! Fiiight! MOAR CHAOS!” Silver Wolf: “Did I wake up in the wrong patch version or what...?” Multiverse war? Check. System hijinks? You bet. Profit-hungry MC playing 4D chess while everyone else fights? Absolutely. When Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail collide in a reality-bending game arena, only one rule remains: Don’t trust the MC. He’s the real final boss.

Ledea Mace is fifteen years old, a salvager working the asteroid belts at the edge of nowhere. Her partner is her younger sister Shutia — except Shutia is twenty-four, handles the guns, and has never once taken her eyes off her big sister for long. When a crew of raiders shows up to take their haul by force, the two of them improvise their way out of it the only way they know how: together. The aftermath is tea, a too-warm couch, and Shutia saying things that sound almost like a joke. Almost.

After 8 (Yeon Yu-jun). the strongest hunter in Seoul, was wrongfully accused of murdering the other hunters during a vortex raid, he decided to disappear and became a new person, a normal, unawakened civilian who works at a cafe. Everything changed when the strongest hunter he'd never seen before stepped into his life. " I finally found you, kitten." *** Upload Schedule: 1-2 Chapters every Thursday! Enjoy reading!

The first thing he realized when he opened his eyes was simple. This was not his room. And this was not his body. Reincarnation? A second chance? No. He was no hero. In his previous life, he reveled in destruction. He had taken a life without remorse. If there was justice in the universe, he should have fallen into hell—not awakened in a luxurious manor a century into the future. Outside the massive glass windows, a suffocating green mist swallowed the world. Toxic fog. A ruined civilization. A future shaped by the greed of powerful men. This wasn’t salvation. It felt more a like punishment. Alone in an isolated estate, abandoned by a distant father and overshadowed by gifted siblings, the body he now inhabits belongs to a forgotten fifth son—rich, neglected, and conveniently invisible... Perfect. No one would notice if he wasn’t the original anymore. While searching for answers, he discovers something familiar. A game. YGGDRASIL. A name pulled straight from a novel he once read. Coincidence? Fate? Or something far more sinister? With unlimited funds and nothing holding him back, he purchases the most advanced full-dive system and requests a custom character—one that goes beyond the game’s normal limits. And when he finally logs in… He does not create a hero. He becomes something else. ------- Warning : This story contains BL (Boys’ Love) and yaoi themes. Some readers may not feel comfortable reading this type of content, and that’s completely fine. Everyone has different preferences. If this genre isn’t for you, please feel free to skip it. However, I kindly ask that you refrain from leaving hateful or disrespectful comments. Let’s keep the space respectful for those who wish to enjoy the story. I hope you enjoy reading it, and thank you for understanding and for giving this story a chance.

After a disastrous attempt to infiltrate the world of pirates, Ron found himself instantly killed for violating the body of Im-sama. Yet, death was not the end. Reborn in Windmill Village, he awakened the ultimate power: the Pirate Overlord System. Its core ability, Heaven-Defying Plunder, was simple yet boundless: by binding a target to a specialized subsystem, any reward they earned would be returned to Ron tenfold. "Perfect," Ron grinned. "Now, it's time to turn this world upside down." He gifted Sabo the Ultimate Krypton Gold System and Ace the Daily Punch-In System. To Luffy, he bestowed the [God-Level Choice System]. Luffy: "So... if I punch that guy, I get meat? Shishishi!" Usopp (with the Strongest Pretending & Slapping System): "I command eight thousand elite divisions, with tens of thousands of followers across the East Blue!" Zoro (with the God-Level Sleeping System): "A fight? Let me take a quick nap. Witness the Three Thousand Dreaming Swords!" Sanji (with the God-Level Beating System): "You call that a kick? If we're true brothers, come at me and try to kill me!" Nami (with the Ultimate Treasure Hunting System) somehow unearthed the very treasures of the underworld with a single, casual shovel strike. One by one, Ron equipped the entire Straw Hat crew with their own reality-breaking systems, and in doing so, he reshaped the very fabric of the pirate world. …. Kaido: "The strongest creature? Pfah! Every single one of those Straw Hats is a monster!" Sengoku: "GARP! You call this a simple adventure? Your grandson is about to plunder the celestial gold itself!" Dracule Mihawk: "Roronoa Zoro... a prodigy? No. He masters my techniques in his sleep." The Five Elders: "Since when did the Straw Hat Pirates become the Ten Emperors?! And their true captain... Ron, the System Emperor?!" (This is a translated work ) Read more advanced chapters: https://patreon.com/J_Dragon?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

***This is the BOOK 1 under the QUESTIONABLE SERIES*** {VOLUME ONE COMPLETED} (Currently under editing) __________________ COPYRIGHT NOTICE: @ All Rights Reserved. No portion of this publication may be reproduced, copied, stored, transmitted, adapted, translated, or distributed in any form or by any means, including but not limited to electronic, digital, or online media, without the prior written consent of the author. Unauthorized use, duplication, or dissemination of any part of this work will constitute a violation of copyright law and may result in legal action. ___________________ BLURB: ___________________ He’s the last man she’d ever fake date. She’s the chaos his control was never built to survive. Danica Clarke doesn’t play by anyone’s rules but her own. She’s a storm in stilettos: flawless, ferocious, and utterly untouchable. A woman who eats boardroom sharks for breakfast and signs multimillion-dollar deals before her morning espresso cools. She built her empire on blood, grit, and brilliance. Love? To her, it’s for the weak-hearted and the dream-drunk, not for women with empires to build. Alfred Brown is Danica’s living contradiction. Infuriatingly charming, disarmingly kind, with a smile capable of thawing the ice in her veins and a soul so golden it borders on blinding. He is everything she mocks and everything she secretly aches for. A romantic in a world of cynics. A whisper of poetry against her hard-edged pragmatism. When a fake-dating scheme throws them together, sparks don’t just fly, they ignite. Every glance becomes a provocation, every touch a challenge, and every deception sold to the world feeds a truth neither can outrun. Heat builds, tennsion breaks, and the distance between wanting and needing collapses. Because sometimes, the last person you’d ever fall for…is the one who makes you fall the hardest. ____________________________ Author's Note: Hey lovely readers! First of all, THANK YOU for choosing this story. I’m beyond excited to share Danica and Alfred’s wild, fiery, emotional journey with you. Yes, English isn't my first language, and some early chapters might be a little rough around the edges—but please hang in there! The heart of the story is what matters, and I promise you—it gets juicier, funnier, and deeper as you go. Follow me on Instagram for updates & behind-the-scenes fun: @quillfame_29 DISCLAIMER: THE IMAGES IN THE COVER AND THE IDEA IS TAKEN FROM THE PINTEREST, AND IT BELONGS TO ORIGINAL CREATOR. THE COVER PAGE WAS THEN MODIEFIED USING ONLINE TOOLS.

Reborn in modern Tokyo, Kuroha Akira comes back with exactly zero cheat abilities, zero morals, and zero motivation. His life goal is simple and noble: lie flat forever. Unfortunately, lying flat costs money—and working? Absolutely not. Since no elegant, rich onee-san is lining up to keep him, Akira pivots to a more long-term investment strategy: Find future rich girls. Raise them. Optimize favorability. Cash out dividends later. Think of it as angel investing—except the startups are people, the currency is affection, and the exit strategy is becoming a full-time kept man. This is Akira’s personal life hack: “Favorability is just an emotional stock market.” As long as he can manipulate emotional trends, hedge risks across multiple “portfolios,” and prevent any single relationship from crashing the whole system… A life of being financially supported until death is statistically achievable. Our slogan: “Lie flat. Rot slowly. Let someone else pay the bills.” *** But reality, as always, drops an unexpected patch update. Breaking News: The long-missing legendary entrepreneur and investor Kuroha Akira has been rescued after years of captivity. The prime suspects? Several women he maintained “complicated emotional positions” with during his high school era. Footage from the rescue scene captures Akira muttering in disbelief: “Why… I drained so much money… …and her favorability went up instead of crashing?!” *** His life ultimately proves two immutable truths: Emotional markets are more volatile than crypto. Being a kept man always comes with hidden costs. *** Disclaimer: Yes, this is a harem story. No, these heroines are not mentally normal. Proceed at your own emotional risk. https://patreon.com/BlackZetsu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Magic is the world of imagination. The great demon Elias, a powerful magician who has crossed over from another world, possesses boundless creative power. After pursuing that magic for a thousand years, he finally chooses to appear before the Great Archmage Serie. “Old geezer… it’s been a long time.” The golden-haired elf suddenly recalls the journey shared by the three of them a thousand years ago...

In the year 3751, humanity no longer rules only Earth. Civilization has spread across planets, dimensions, and galaxies where cultivation, advanced technology, and ancient energies coexist. Powerful warriors capable of destroying cities stand beside futuristic empires powered by spirit technology, while countless species fight for dominance among the stars. At the center of this vast world stands Ling High School, one of humanity’s elite cultivation academies responsible for training future protectors, generals, and dimensional warriors. And within that academy exists Huang Ming. A first-year student ranked at the very bottom. A Trainee Warrior. Born into poverty within Meiying City, Huang struggles simply to survive among monstrous geniuses blessed with overwhelming talent, powerful bloodlines, and advanced cultivation techniques. Compared to students like Luna Ling, a legendary warrior saint candidate, or Kael Riven, the terrifying prodigy of the Elite Division, Huang appears painfully ordinary. Weak. Untalented. Forgettable. But hidden beneath Huang’s unstable body lies something abnormal. Something that should not exist. While others follow structured cultivation systems built upon perfection and balance, Huang’s body evolves through instability, adaptation, and collapse. His cultivation refuses to follow normal laws, causing his energy, meridians, and even existence itself to fluctuate irregularly. Then one night— Huang awakens a mysterious female system named Lyra inside a fractured inner dimension hidden deep within his soul. Together, they begin walking a path never meant to exist. A path capable of breaking the laws of cultivation itself. As humanity faces dimensional invasions, alien civilizations, higher realms, and ancient beings beyond comprehension, Huang slowly discovers that his existence may be connected to something far greater than anyone realises. In a universe ruled by rankings, talent, and perfection— Huang Ming may become the one anomaly capable of surpassing them all.

After dying with regrets, Luo Zheng wakes up in 2002 New York, reborn in a parallel world at the age of twenty-one. Just when everyone believes he is a failed college student destined for poverty, his fate changes forever. [Ding! Entertainment Empire System successfully bound.] Given the chance to choose his starting identity, Luo Zheng makes the only decision that matters— become the boss of Marvel. With future knowledge, unmatched ambition, and control over one of the greatest entertainment companies in history, Luo Zheng begins his rise. From blockbuster movies and celebrity actresses to billion-dollar investments and building the Marvel universe years ahead of schedule, he is determined to dominate Hollywood and the global entertainment industry. This time, he won’t be a nobody. This time, he will stand at the very top. From rebirth to empire, from poverty to power—watch Luo Zheng become the king of entertainment.

Uma Musume, but My Cheat Power

Nakamura Ryuji came to a world full of zombies. But he found girls from other worlds. Ryuji thought he would spend the rest of his life in this haunted world, but he unexpectedly found that he could go to other worlds through these girls, go to their worlds to save the world, or collect resources. It’s just that the method of passing through is a bit difficult to talk about... ======================= For reading early chapters go to patreon patreon.com/Ranabir_20 This is a Translation. Nothing belongs to me. All rights to the original content belongs to their respective creators. Raw: 日在无限 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Note: Someone was translating this, but he stopped so I started translating it.

#NO-HAREM SECT #NOT a translation or mtl. #NO AI #Strong language #No Filter Discord Link: xkjFUQmw ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Synopsis/ They called me a Monster, but I call it correction. . This is a story about a patriotic fella from Germany who gets reincarnated into the world of Naruto while getting the insane martial powers of Garou from One Punch Man. Can he bring about an upheaval to the brutal world of Naruto by using techniques passed down from his great ancestor? Can the sun rise again in the dark world of the elemental nations? Read and find out. . No Harem, only Romance. *Over the top comedy that's not for everyone. _______________ A Naruto FF Slight AU ---------------------------- Disclaimer: Except OC, nothing is mine.

In a world where Spirit Summoners bond with legendary heroes to save civilization, I awakened as F-Rank—the absolute weakest. While my classmates summoned knights, saints, and mythic champions, my summoning glitched. The circle turned red, and when the smoke cleared, I was staring at the Tyrant Empress—a Calamity-tier villainess who nearly destroyed the world 8,000 years ago. Everyone calls me cursed. Dangerous. A threat that should be eliminated. They're right to be afraid. Because the Tyrant Empress wasn't the only one who answered my call. And unlike the others, my strength is forged in pleasure. Through forbidden dual cultivation with my villainesses, I grow without end. My name is Cade Marlowe, and I don't summon heroes. I only summon villainesses.

Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen. “Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...” A sudden shadow loomed over her. “What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked. She blinked up… and froze. Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile. “Let’s have ours,” he said. Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited. … Ours? OURS?! Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave. Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain. *** Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent. Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them. “D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.” The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly. And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle. Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him. Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic. “I… I…” Her voice cracked. Okay, new problem… the snake is hot. She squeezed her eyes shut. “If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.” *** One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might. Boom! The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated. The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation. But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat. The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius. Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated... "Binding with host…" "Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world." Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate. If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.

After being wrongfully accused and killed, a young man reincarnates into a superhuman society as a third rate villain named Don, whose biggest asset is his side-kick with mental issues. With few options available to him, Don accepts the mantle of his predecessor and must now not only survive in a new and dangerous world, but also conquer it.... **Congratulations, you have died and awakened the Supervillain Idol System.** **The path to fame, fortune and world domination is yours is take!!** ------------ Discord: https://discord.gg/U29paHWKEN **Disclaimer**: This work of fiction is set in an alternate reality and is purely a product of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or events is entirely coincidental. The author has taken creative liberties with historical, cultural, and geographical elements to craft a unique and fictional world. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental

[Tags: Yuri, NO GENDERBEND] What do you do, when you suddenly die, only to wake up in front of a gorgeous fox lady that's offering you a second chance at life? No memories of myself, my parents, friends, lovers, nothing. No problem. I have a feeling I was someone who wouldn't pass up that opportunity. I just wonder who I'll end up becoming..