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Zeig unexpectedly traversed to the Honkai: Star Rail world, and right at the start, he was implanted with a Stellaron by Kafka. "Congratulations to the host for awakening the Slacking System. Slacking makes you stronger!" "There's such a good thing?" Zeig lay down on the spot, leaving Kafka and Silver Wolf dumbfounded. After slacking ended... "Congratulations to the host for obtaining Aeon Emanator-level strength, as well as the true legacy ultimate technique of the Phoenix Immortal!" "No way, it really gives it?!" That day, outside Herta Space Station, a sword tip that obscured the galaxy appeared, slowly descending toward the Doomsday Beast. March 7th stared in astonishment: "Oh my god, what is that?" Welt adjusted his glasses: "It's actually the Taixu Sword God. Who on earth is the one drawing the sword?" Asta's pupils shrank sharply: "How much money would it take for him to stay at the space station? I'll pay double, no problem!" Herta: "Heh, in this laboratory today, once you come, you won't be able to leave. It's not up to you!" Only Zeig remained calm as still water. "Everyone, small scene, no biggie." "By the way." Zeig turned his head, "Did you capture my handsome heroic figure just now? Remember to photoshop it more." Everyone: "......" In order to protect his companions well under the threat of the Aeon of Destruction, Zeig entered ultimate slacking mode. "What's the point of Trailblazing? I haven't finished my happy water yet." "For the inn, I want the most expensive and highest-grade one." "March, where are your snacks? No way, it's only been a few days and I've eaten them all? So little, go buy more." March 7th gritted her teeth and said to everyone on the train: "How about we kick him off the train?" —— 70 Advance Chapter on Patreon/Ferasam

They told you to film a web drama, and you filmed Honkai: Star Rail? [This book is also known as: Honkai Won’t Stop Chasing Me] [System] + [No harem] + [Moderate use of internet slang] + [miHoYo Universe] Su Chen transmigrated to a parallel world with an extraordinarily developed film and television industry. By chance, he awakened an online drama production system: as long as the web series he created became a hit, he would receive various rewards. Immediately, he had the idea of adapting Honkai: Star Rail into a live-action series. But… who should he cast? Just then, a girl named Firefly appeared before Su Chen. How could she look so similar? She was practically a beauty who stepped right out of the 2D world! Not just her—there was also March 7th, Kafka, Silver Wolf, Bronya… Firefly: "You promised—you’d treat me to one Oak Cake Roll every day from now on." Space travel, interstellar adventures, the curtain of hegemony… The Herta Space Station, the onslaught of the Doomsday Beast, the climactic boss battle against Cocolia, Mikhail’s Treasure, the embers of Glamoth… Moviegoers worldwide went wild! "This is hype! Is this the Wildfire? Since when could boss battles be filmed like this?!" "How dare you hurt Miss Firefly! Screenwriter, you deserve to die a thousand deaths!" "To ‘trailblaze’ means to advance further down paths no one has walked before!" --- Read advance chapters on patreon.com/Ferasam

I suddenly woke up in the Marvel Universe with tens of millions in inheritance. Life was great—until I remembered the purple potato who would wipe out half the population. Fortunately, I got a golden finger that lets me travel between worlds. Unfortunately… the other side is DC, a place even scarier than Marvel! Against gods, demons, and superheroes, my cheat is useless. So how can I survive in these two deadly universes? Simple—by relying on my wife to protect ---------------------- Advanced chapters at p@treon

Soren Valmere was branded worthless after he failed to awaken three years in a row, becoming nothing more than a family embarrassment with no future. Ethea Morvain was the legendary Ice Empress, but a catastrophic Gate incident left her paralyzed, and her world turned upside down. By a strange twist of fate, these two forsaken souls were forced into an arranged marriage, only to be abandoned by the very families who had made the bargain. But fate had other plans. On the very night of their arranged wedding, Soren awakened a power unlike anything the world had ever seen: the Investment Authority. It rewarded every sacrifice, every risk, and every act of care. And Ethea, the woman the world had given up on, became the center of it all. Risk his life to save hers? Get Supreme Grade returns. Help her cultivate again? Gain an equal amount of experience immediately. Cook and feed her? Become the world’s most skilled chef. But the more Soren learns, the more he begins to realize their marriage wasn't just a simple arrangement. There are secrets buried beneath it, forces moving in the shadows, and truths neither of them were ever meant to uncover. Will he be strong enough to protect her when the real enemy finally shows itself? Will Ethea manage to recover her powers? And what price will he have to pay for the greatest investment of all? _______ _____ _ Author's Note: Hey everyone! This is my first time writing in this genre, so please go easy on me. Furthermore, this is purely a work of imagination. Any similarities to real persons or events are coincidental. I'm here to have fun and, hopefully, entertain you along the way. If you enjoy the story, please add it to your library and throw some power stones and golden tickets my way. Comments and feedback are always welcome. Extra Tags: #ArrangedMarriage #ContractMarriage #HiddenPower #Awakening #IceEmpress #CrippledFemaleLead #MaleLeadGrowth #PowerCouple #SlowBurnRomance #HealingTogether #Investing #Cultivation #AbandonedByFamilies #FromZeroToHero #EmotionalInvestment

Get completed english translated version on my patreon shop: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official (this novel contain Adult Content 18+ in the upcoming chapters). Luo Yu, a genius from China, unexpectedly transmigrated to Douluo. He awakened an incredible Martial Soul at the start, overpowering the Shrek Seven Devils, defeating his peers, crushing Title Douluos, and pushing back against divine beings with a single hand… Shui Binger and her sisters: Luo Yu is too strong!!! The Skywater Academy's revival is within reach. Ning Rongrong: Don't call me little witch, I don't even dare to breathe in front of Brother Yu. Zhu Zhuqing: Compared to that jerk, Luo Yu is simply my ideal type! Xiao Wu: Third Bro clearly has countless secret techniques, why would he still be easily crushed by him! Ning Fengzhi, the Sect Master of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect: Luo Yu, do you want a wife…

Get completed english translated version on my patreon shop: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official He woke up and found he had transmigrated, becoming Huo Yuhao. Born weak, abandoned by a duke, the son of the plane burdened with a blood feud, he advanced step by step towards the peak, only to become a dog of the Tang family. He was firmly tethered at the feet of the Tang Godking. His mentor, Electrolux, was destroyed by the Tang Godking's schemes. He lost Wang Qiu'er, the woman who loved him most, in the Valley of Asking Love. Finally, he even lost his family name, Huo, and was forced to change his name to Dai, recognizing his enemy as his father! This life, the reborn Huo Yuhao vowed, such a tragedy would never happen again! But without the Tang Godking's secret assistance, how could he reach the peak? In despair, the system awakened! "Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Dragon God Bloodline!" "Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining a million-year soul ring!" "Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Undead Calamity Divine Spark!" As Huo Yuhao grew stronger, he gradually began to break free from the Tang Godking's control. He even turned around and attacked the God Realm, overthrowing the Tang Godking's rule. "If you can sit on the throne of the Godking, why can't I?"

Get completed english translated version on my patreon shop: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official In the 21st century, the master magician Sun Wukong transmigrated to Douluo and shared a name with two other Wukongs. Ding! The check-in system activated, granting him the Super Saiyan bloodline and the Golden Circlet Rod Martial Soul. A human heart, a Saiyan body, goodness and evil combined, challenging gods with a mortal form. Sun Wukong: "Wait! Let me dye my hair first..." Tang San: "Damn it! Why don't my Tang Sect hidden weapons work on him? Impossible!" Qian Renxue: "This golden one is really pretty~" Zhu Zhuqing: "I prefer the one with the red hair..." Hu Liena: "This red-haired one is better~" Bibi Dong: "Sun Wukong, are you even a man?" Shui Bing'er: "You have to always use this blue one from now on." Gu Yue Na: "The God Realm bullied me, quickly help me destroy them!" Huo Wu: "Sun Wukong! Don't even think about running away again!" Ning Rongrong: "My father even suggested you marry into our Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect (???). If it comes down to it, we can even pay you…" Godzilla: "Roar!" (Give me some nuclear missiles, I don't have enough energy to work for you!) Above the Douluo Continent's sky, he decided to create a legend on this land, one that belonged solely to the Super Saiyan…

Buy the fully translated and completed novel here: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official A young man from Earth named Ao Tian is reborn on a primitive planet—as a baby dragon. But the long, lonely life of a dragon leaves him feeling empty, so he eventually chooses to fall into a deep sleep. 500 million years later, Ao Tian wakes up to a very different world. Humans now rule the planet, and one of the continents is called Douluo Continent. He remembers everything: Spirit Hall, Clear Sky Clan, Bibi Dong, Tang San… All the memories he had sealed away for millions of years come flooding back—and for the first time in ages, he finds life interesting again. “Little Nana, don’t call me Ancestor. Call me Brother Tian.” Gu Yuena, blushing: “Okay, Brother Tian…” He also hears that back when he was asleep, a wisp of his dragon aura leaked out. Someone stole it—and became the strongest being in the Divine Realm, the Dragon God. But even he ended up getting killed. Ao Tian doesn’t care." “Divine Realm? God Kings? I could crush them all with a single claw!” (This is an invincible main character story.)

Get completed english translated version on my patreon shop: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official After being transmigrated into the world of Douluo Dalu, Huo Yuhao discovers that writing in a diary each day makes him inexplicably stronger. With this mysterious ability, he sets a humble goal: stay low-key and steady—at least until he has enough power to challenge the Divine Realm. However, things don’t go as planned. The more he writes, the more bizarre the people around him become. The calm life he hoped for is soon disrupted by strange developments: — Zhang Lexuan, his senior sister, defects from Shrek Academy to teach at the Sun and Moon Imperial Soul Engineer Academy, just to stay close to him. — The Ice Empress and Snow Empress battle for the right to become his second spirit. — The Silver Dragon King awakens far ahead of schedule, bringing a divine beast and chaos in her wake. With all eyes turning toward him, Huo Yuhao begins to question: Are they acting strange... or am I? Wang Dong’er: “Dong’er is Dong’er! I’m not some Little Seven! Tang San, this sword is called Frostmourne—Yuhao made it just for me! Snow Empress: “Compared to that loli Ice Empress, obviously I’m the better fit to be your second spirit!” Gu Yuena: “Human, I remember it clearly—you said you liked girls with white hair!” Armed with his diary system and tangled up with goddesses, spirit beasts, and a fate-bending path, Huo Yuhao embarks on a journey to shake the heavens—and maybe lose his mind in the process. Complete PDF of this fan-fic on my Patreon shop if you want to support and own the full fan-fic in one go. Just grab the PDF and binge the entire story from start to finish! patreon .com/UIGOD

Buy the fully translated and completed novel here: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official What if Xiao Xuan had succeeded in becoming a Dou Di? What would Xiao Yan's life look like then? My name is Xiao Yan! I’ve transmigrated into an alternate version of Battle Through the Heavens, where everything is completely different— Because in this world, my ancestor Xiao Xuan successfully ascended to Dou Di! And just like that, I became the ultimate rich second-generation heir of the Dou Qi Continent. A Dou Sheng grandfather, a Dou Zun father, and a 7th-tier alchemist mother— And that’s just scratching the surface. I thought being an unrivaled genius was already a dream come true for a transmigrator like me. Turns out… this was only the warm-up. Gu Yuan: “Xun’er, the future of our Gu Clan depends on your marriage with the Xiao Clan’s imperial son.” Snake Tribe Elder: “Your Majesty, Young Master Xiao Yan is the key to our tribe’s rise.” Yun Shan: “Yun Yun, what flaw could someone like Xiao Yan possibly have?” Nalan Yanran: “Thirty years east of the river…” (You know the rest.) Thus begins Xiao Yan's new journey—less underdog, more unstoppable imperial heir. The world may be familiar, but fate has changed... and he’s the one rewriting the rules.

Get completed english translated version on my patreon shop: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official Su Chen transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and activated a golden finger that made him stronger just by writing a diary. Right from the start, he received a critical reward: Threefold Returning Vital Qi + a Hundred Years of Cultivation + Martial Soul Evolution. On this very day... Bibi Dong, Hu Liena, Qian Renxue, Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong… all discovered a unique [Diary Instance]. Within it, they saw their own fates—and even more absurdly, they received generous rewards from it! As the diary continued to update day by day, the three love-brained ladies of the Spirit Hall awakened and began madly farming rewards, torturing Tang San, and putting Yu Xiaogang in his place. The gears of fate began to turn. Everyone started enjoying their cheat-code lives—except Tang San and his crew, who were mentally broken. Spirit Master Tournament. Tang San looked at the contestants on the stage. Every single one of them was a Titled Douluo, all sporting 100,000-year spirit rings, and his father Tang Hao was being beaten like a dog. Tang San: "Back when I was fifteen, I stood on the tournament stage like a small fry. I swore through tears that one day, everyone would see me!" Later, after painstakingly becoming a god and finally obtaining 100,000-year spirit rings himself, he found out that those Titled Douluo from before had already become gods, and all upgraded their setups to a full set of million-year spirit rings. Tang San: "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river… My cheat just isn’t as OP as theirs. Let the dead rest in peace!" Yu Xiaogang: "Su Chen is a good man. In order to help me and Er Long's great love, he successfully had me castrated. But... Er Long... please come back!" Available now on my Patreon Shop: Complete PDF of this fan-fic on my Patreon shop if you want to support and own the full fan-fic in one go. Just grab the PDF and binge the entire story from start to finish! ( patreon.com/UIGOD ).

get the fully translated and completed novel on my shop: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official In an alternate Marvel universe, a mysterious answering system emerges, challenging heroes and villains alike with questions about their past, present, and future. The first to be questioned is none other than Iron Man, Tony Stark.​ As participants answer these questions, secrets are unveiled, alliances are tested, and the very fabric of reality begins to shift. Each correct answer brings rewards, while wrong ones lead to unforeseen consequences.​ Dive into a thrilling narrative where knowledge is power, and every answer could change the fate of the universe.

Buy the fully translated and completed novel here: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official Huo Yuhao, after a failed possession attempt by a soul from another world, gains knowledge of future events. Armed with this foresight, he confronts the manipulations of the God King and the overarching control of the gods. Determined to change his fate, Huo Yuhao rises to challenge the divine order, aiming to overthrow the God Realm and confront those who seek to control destiny.​ Traveling back ten thousand years, he acquires a "system" essential for time travelers. This system provides him with unexpected rewards, such as the Sunflower Manual, leading to humorous and unforeseen situations. As he navigates this altered timeline, Huo Yuhao's actions ripple across the world, challenging established powers and rewriting history.​ The completed PDF file of this Fanfic is (English) available now on my patreon shop patreon.com/UIGOD

Check Out: I Am Not A Pro Fourteen years ago, the youngest daughter of the legendary Sunaina family disappeared. A tragedy, a mystery.A family drama big enough to make an entire mansion run out of tissues. The Sunaina family searched everywhere for their lost child. And after 14 long years,They finally found her.The only problem? They expected a cute little daughter who would run into their arms crying.Instead, they found Maya. -------★★------ Maya is an orphan living quietly in a small rented house in the countryside. She has no money. No powerful background no legendary bloodline. At least, that's what she thinks. She has no idea her birth certificate is basically a hidden treasure map.She is just trying to survive her ordinary life. Unfortunately...the universe looked at her peaceful existence and said: "That seems too easy. Let's add some chaos." --------- One day at school, Maya meets Mahi Sunaina—the terrifyingly influential head of the Sunaina family. Everything seems normal. Until Maya notices the bracelet on Mahi's hand.Her only thought was: "I think I am doomed." Wait a minute... why does this feel like a suspiciously important plot device? And just like that...Her quiet life ends. 'Congratulations, Maya.' You have unlocked the 'Secret Rich Family Daughter' achievement. Rewards include: - Confused relatives. - Endless family drama. - And absolutely no peaceful days. ---------- The Sunaina family finally gets their missing daughter back.But they soon realize something terrifying. The little girl they lost 14 years ago is gone, the person standing before them is someone completely different. Maya is intelligent, she is suspicious of everyone.Her trust level is lower than a villain's chance of staying dead after a dramatic final battle. The family wanted their daughter back. They got a mystery instead. ______ This world may look like a beautiful romance fantasy. A world filled with destiny, miracles and characters who somehow always meet at the perfect dramatic moment. But Maya knows the truth, She knows how this story ends. So, she has one simple response:"No." -------- From now on, everyone is a piece on the board. Family members? Potential allies. Enemies? Potential problems. People with suspicious smiles? Definitely problems. -------- Maya doesn't want to be a hero. Unfortunately, fate has other plans. And fate has never learned that forcing a stubborn person into a story usually creates a bigger disaster. ★★★★★★ NOTE : Attention, dear readers. Before you start searching for romance, love triangles or a collection of handsome characters fighting for Maya's attention........Please stop. The romance department has been permanently closed. The harem application form has been lost, rejected and permanently deleted. Please do not send requests; she is already busy managing disasters. TAG: Female MC SCHEDULE: 1–2 Chapters / Week CHAPTER LENGTH: 3000–4500 words ----------- WARNING: Maya is not a hero. She is not a perfect angel who forgives everyone after one emotional speech. She is not the kind of protagonist who sees someone crying and immediately says, "Don't worry, I will save you!" Her first thought is more likely: "How is this my problem?" She is cynical, complicated, and definitely not a walking sunshine generator. She may even make you ask: "Am I supposed to support her plan or call someone?" If you want a sweet protagonist who helps everyone in trouble......This is probably not your cup of tea. But if you want to watch a girl with a complicated past challenge destiny, family drama, and the ridiculous rules of a fantasy world....Welcome. The chaos begins here. ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ I am a new writer, so please forgive any spelling or grammar mistakes. I am still learning, improving, and trying to make this story better with every chapter.Writing a story is easy...Until grammar appears as the final boss. I hope you enjoy the chaos.

WARNING: Contains a dangerous amount of erotic content. Read responsibly. Or don't. We're not your parents. Reading for some kinky kingdom-building? Funny. Filthy. Unapologetically ecchi. Real stakes, real romance, and, somehow, a real heart buried under all the chaos. If that sounds like your kind of trouble, then stick around. 400+ chapters planned. New chapters daily. A story that'll have you laughing your ass off one chapter and clutching your heart the next. Strap in. -------- SYNOPSIS: Lucien Vale was CEO of more companies than he could name, a billionaire playboy with the ethics of a loaded dice and the libido of a man who'd never once heard the word "no." Then a truck ended his winning streak. Standing trial before three very unimpressed gods, he did what he does best: negotiated. Talked eternal damnation down to a counteroffer. Now he's Lucidius, Demon Lord of a forgotten wasteland, under strict orders to give a world gone soft and complacent something to fear again. Lucien doesn't do anything halfway. Saddled with an angelic handler who's failing spectacularly to resist his charm, he sets his ruthless business instincts, corporate savvy, and shameless charisma loose on his new kingdom, and starts building an empire that doesn't conquer. It modernizes. Plumbing. Electricity. Labor laws. Sensual massage benefits, obviously. The people worship him. The royals fear him. The gods are starting to sweat. He was sent to restore celestial balance. Lucien Vale is here to dominate, and build a world worth conquering. --------------------- Enjoying the ride? Ratings, reviews, and power stones keep this thing alive. Show some love! Let me know if you want it punchier, shorter, or leaning harder into a specific angle (comedy vs. plot vs. romance).

From the age of four, Haruto has borne the weight of a life destined for sacrifice. During the Third Great Shinobi War, he lost both of his parents, and his infant younger brother perished alongside them, leaving young Haruto to face a world of shinobi clans, hidden powers, and political intrigue alone. At eight, he also lost his twin sister, and soon after, he and his twin brother were separated, forcing him to navigate a life filled with enemies, uncertainty, and betrayal. By twelve, Haruto is no ordinary boy. Haunted by past losses and thrust into deadly conflicts, he must survive relentless hunters, uncover the treachery of trusted leaders, and confront enemies that strike from both shadow and light. Alongside friends—and secret allies whose loyalty is tested to the extreme—he fights to restore peace while struggling with the heavy burden of responsibility no child should bear. Even as victories are won, dark forces stir. Hidden rebellions, ruthless political schemers, and mysterious powers from beyond the known world threaten everything he holds dear. With each mission, Haruto learns that true strength isn’t just skill—it’s the courage to protect those you love, even when the world seems determined to tear them away. As Haruto grows, so do the scale of his battles. Friends lost, secrets unraveling, and enemies waiting in every corner, he must prepare for a war that could change the very balance of his world—and discover the truth behind his own mysterious powers before it’s too late.

Chi Xiu transmigrated to Douluo Continent and became the young master of the Purple Star Sect. From the age of six, Chi Xiu discovered that every time he woke up, he would randomly be teleported to the side of a female character from Douluo, and based on the strength of the female character's abilities, he would gain different benefits! He started by being teleported to Bibi Dong! He obtained the god-level Martial Soul, the Asura God Sword, and innate full soul power! From then on, Chi Xiu spent every day waking up near the Douluo beauties... oh no, he would become stronger! High-level cultivation techniques, natural treasures, god-level Martial Souls, he had everything! He monopolized Tang San's opportunities, beat up Yu Xiaogang, and with one sword, he knocked out Dai Mubai, giving every Douluo character a warm home!

Get the fully translated and completed novel here: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official Ye Fei transmigrated to the Spirit Hall and became a core disciple of the Golden Crocodile Douluo's lineage. At the start, his spirit mutated into Godzilla, and he even married Hu Liena, Bibi Dong's personal disciple. He originally thought that, knowing the plot, he could steadily advance towards the peak. Little did he know, his wife could actually read his thoughts, and thus, everyone's fate was changed. Bibi Dong: "What? The City of Slaughter was taken down by Ye Fei, and he even captured Tang Chen?" Qian Renxue: "My mission to impersonate the prince in the Heaven Dou Empire failed, but Ye Fei became the victor!" Hu Liena: "Bad guy, you, what do you want to do to my master?" Xiao Wu: "Third Brother, I'm sorry, I can't... I can't hold anyone else in my heart..."

Get the fully translated and completed novel here: Patreon.com/UIGOD Zhuge Lan, carrying the Emotion Value System, makes a fearsome name for himself in Douluo! Because his soul skills are so bizarre, even Titled Douluo kneel and cry! 100% Empty-Handed Blade Catch: “Kneel before grandpa, you little punk!” Saint’s Eye: “Whoever I glare at gets pregnant and gives birth within an hour!” Curse of Hatred: “Hit me and you’ll get diarrhea. Hit me again and you’ll have period cramps!” Tang San: “The moment we meet, I kneel. Hit him and I get period cramps! This guy’s poisonous!” Tang Hao: “Tried to avenge my son with one punch… now I’ve had diarrhea so bad I can’t lift my head for life!” Zhu Zhuqing: “Lan is so handsome, I don’t get why you’re all afraid.” Qian Renxue: “You saw through my disguise as a woman long ago, yet you still put your arm around me?!” Random Mob: “The Blue Devil is here—RUN!!!” [Comedy, Tang San Abuse, OP MC!, Harem]

Get the fully translated and completed novel here: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official Ling Yun transmigrated to Douluo Continent and became a shape-shifting Slime. Suddenly, a strange phenomenon occurred in the sky, and three Golden Lists descended upon the world. Those who topped the Golden Lists would receive supreme rewards, even the chance to become a god! This attracted countless humans and Soul Beasts, who flocked to them. He alone secured first place on two of the three Golden Lists, twice pushing Qian Renxue into second place. From then on, he became the target of Qian Renxue and the Hall of Martial Souls' resentment. Relying on his shape-shifting ability, he repeatedly evaded Qian Renxue and the Hall of Martial Souls' pursuit. As his information was repeatedly exposed on the Golden Lists, he felt that his identity was about to be revealed!!!