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are you into slops?! then come here and take your SLOPS! *eye eye* warning: it has Ntr (netori) but the mc does the stealing, and not the one getting steal, and at some point... MC snowball them. cucked them... and, erm. this novel is about powers and etc too understand? not just mana (Fireball, wind, earth, etc. spell.) (smut+ecchi+plot, of course.) it'll be boring if there's only Scene, so. there's gonna be plot. 3-5 chp a week (depends if It get voted) disco: https://discord.gg/sXj2dTxQW Primary genre: Urban Fantasy Secondary: Fantasy, SlowBurn Romance. And please... read till the latest chapter first, before dropping it, I promise you. it'll get better every Chapter .... ————— This story goes like. An Unemployed Manaless Nonchalant Man Playing and gooning... then suddenly, His mother applied him to Magic Academy. Now he gotta survive. But the twist is *dramatic roll.* He got himself an "ADULT QUEST SYSTEM." Now he gotta survive. Oh... he was forced to become a Cult Messiah too. in short. this story is all about surviving and having inappropriate Quest while maintaining his Messiah title. with plot... and good FIGHT SCENE.

The pheonix is a bird of fire and beauty or so Kevin was told, so what happens when he meets one of ice. 18 years old Kevin had been having weird dreams when he was young but his parents liked to call them imaginations, but when he sees they are not imaginations what would he do, embrace it or turn away from it. Found out in Viskar Academy:Return Of The Seer

Li Jain was a spiritual plant in his previous life that was nurture into his human form by the Hanxu sect. legend has it that only the Heavenly Spiritual Plant can open the gate of Heaven for cultivators to become immortals. Li Jain was raise carefully, he didn't lack anything and became an experts in lots of arts. After he advance to the Transformation realm, he began his quest of opening the heavenly gate. But when the gate open, he was killed ruthlessly by the same people that once treat him like a treasure. He spent years as a wandering ghost and eventually, found his fated soul in another world. The person body he took over has seven children and was despise by his family. Li Jain could take care of seven buns and make them very power in the future. With the help of his Spiritual Tavern, he became very wealthy.

After suddenly transmigrating into the world of Pokémon, Chen Shi’s system awakened when he turned fifteen— but after giving him a single egg, it immediately ran away. After a year of traveling, Chen Shi realized that the trainer’s journey just wasn’t for him. He planned to return home, farm peacefully, and live a quiet, laid-back life. But life kept pushing him forward. Helpless, Chen Shi could only hole up on his farm and grow stronger in peace. Yet slowly, he found the titles above his head becoming more and more ridiculous— the youngest Master-rank Breeder, the world’s Number One Legendary Trainer, Friend of Legendary Pokémon, Father of Fairies, and Spokesperson of Mega Evolution. To all of this, Chen Shi could only say: “I really just want to farm quietly at home…” Name Note : Daigo = Steven Stone Junsha Muko = Officer Jenny Muko Zifuqi family =Stone family

Everyone has heard the cliché tale. A peaceful race on the brink of annihilation. A desperate prayer. A hero summoned from another world to save them from extinction after a long, brutal war. That was exactly what the demi-human continent expected. Elves, vampires, beastkin, lamia, centaurs, fairies—every race born from mana—were falling, cornered by the advancing human empire. Their magic was gone. Human revolution was unstoppable. Extinction loomed. So, as legends dictated, they performed the ancient summoning, thinking hero would appear. He would lead them to victory after years of hardship, countless battles, and dramatic sacrifices. A long, epic struggle. Or so they thought. Instead, the hero they summoned—Luca—looked around, cracked his knuckles, and ended the entire war in two days. Two Days. No grand campaign. No final stand. No glorious, drawn-out saga. The human armies retreated on their own, terrified of whatever monster the demi-humans had summoned. And the demi-humans could only stare. Their savior. Their conqueror. Their headache. Because once peace returned… Luca started doing whatever he wanted. He trained elves to fire AK-47s with machine-perfect precision and forced vegetarians like them to eat grilled meat. He crafted wheel-chairs for mermaids so they could roll across land like smug aquatic empresses. He gave dwarves dynamite 'for better mining' and immediately realized he had created a worldwide hazard. He used salamanders as living barbecues, insisting it was 'efficient ecological heat usage.' And if that wasn’t already disastrous enough, there was more. The goddess who sent Luca down had given him a second mission: To act as the continent’s ultimate breeding bull and repopulate every demi-human race. When he casually announced this, the entire continent went silent. Elves froze, vampires panicked, mermaids tried to roll away, and slime girls melted in shock. At that moment, every tribe realized one thing— They absolutely regretted summoning this Hero. — [Current Number of Demi-Human Wives Attained - 78 Elves] — discord.gg/Fb3hY3Nfbj

༺❘✦ (18+) ✦❘༻ Ryo thought moderating online fan drama about Llewellyn, the world's most famous hero, was the worst part of his job... What he didn't expect was the System deciding his online arguments counted as combat experience and dropping him into a magical apocalypse with Llewellyn himself! He also didn't expect the Internet to start shipping them! And he certainly didn't expect the System's idea of "combat partner" to involve an absurd amount of physical contact disguised as Healing Bonuses, shared body heat, Dungeon environments that look like dates, or being randomly teleported onto Llewellyn's lap! Llewellyn might be the strongest person on Earth, but he has no one to watch his back. Luckily for him, Ryo has had to deal with his unhinged online following for years… and he is more than willing to get his hands dirty in person. ━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━ What you'll find: BL | Magic | System | 18+ - Night-shift comment moderator x Overpowered hero - Mutual "I'd die for him" energy - Protective ML whose love language is pinning him down - Slow burn that doesn't feel like slow burn - Only one bed - Competence kink - Mutual attraction - Banter as foreplay - Non-toxic yaoi that's still unhinged - Rope that ties itself - The System is a Shipper! - A penguin! - Accidental domesticity - Found family - Everybody ships them including Grandma - The strongest hero alive, possessive over one man - Spice level: MAX ━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━ Content Note: The rating goes up a lot as the story progresses! Expect mutual attraction, sexual tension, and explicit scenes between consenting adults. This story also features fantasy combat, monster attacks, and action-based injury typical of the genre, with blood occasionally appearing in fight scenes. ━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━ Webnovel updates: Mon / Fri Early access is available on Patreon (25+ chapters ahead and increasing). Thank you so much for your support! ━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━ BL, Fantasy, System, Romance, M/M, Magic, Action, Character-driven, Feral Partnership, Idiots in Love, Getting Together, Slow Burn, Smut, Ropes, Humor, Banter, Dungeons, Distorted Realms, Magical Apocalypse, Internet Drama, VR Games, Elemental Cafés, a Penguin.

Imagine graduating from college in a few months, and then the apocalypse happened. Moreover, dungeons and monsters appeared, superhuman powers awakened, and the world changed, yet Jade remained as he was—the ever so heedless, unbothered, emotionless, and weird guy manning the cash register. But some people deemed him lucky because he seemed to be unaffected by all those happenings. But would they still believe that when Jade came home one day from his night shift, tired and hungry, to find a dungeon gate right inside his house? The worst thing that could ever happen to him was get sucked in that gate, however, instead of the gate, strange Seekers are sucking up to him instead. Jade: Why is this happening?! Seeker 1: Help me go back to my world, and I will give you everything you wish for. Seeker 2: I don’t care about going back to that damned world, so can you just let me stay here with you? Seeker 3: Jade, honey, you’re the best Minder! I need you, so come with me to my world. And so on… these Seekers are all lunatics forcing him to help them go back to their respective worlds! But how can Jade do that, when all of them were just mere characters from books?! Now, what will Jade do?

Nakamura Ryuji came to a world full of zombies. But he found girls from other worlds. Ryuji thought he would spend the rest of his life in this haunted world, but he unexpectedly found that he could go to other worlds through these girls, go to their worlds to save the world, or collect resources. It’s just that the method of passing through is a bit difficult to talk about... ======================= For reading early chapters go to patreon patreon.com/Ranabir_20 This is a Translation. Nothing belongs to me. All rights to the original content belongs to their respective creators. Raw: 日在无限 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Note: Someone was translating this, but he stopped so I started translating it.

A cultivator with normal aptitude finally found a treasure that could change his life but to his disappointment, he could not directly benefit from it. *Warning* The MC of this story is goofy. If you are looking for a smart and serious MC, you will be disappointed. Also, Harem is big. Also, my grammar is shit. If you receive brain damage after reading the first chapter, run. ----------- Upload Schedule: Due to some changes in real life, uploads will be made whenever I have time to write. ----------- 40+ chapters ahead on Patreon, patreon.com/PotatoHero ----------- My ko-fi link is for those who want to support me. ko-fi.com/PotatoHero

As the newly appointed 12th Fatui Harbringer of Snezhnaya, with the nickname of the [Ausbilder], or The [Instructor], Bai Luo feels a little uneasy. This is because the Cryo Archon has given him a task: to go to Inazuma as the Snezhnaya Envoy. As a world traveler, he knows full well the consequences of going to Inazuma—he will definitely be targeted by Raiden Shogun. However, if he doesn't go, the Cryo Archon will also target him. So he chooses to employ a traditional technique that everyone tend to use from time to time in his previous world. Slacking off.

Jin Mian, an unemployed college graduate, died in a car accident and transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, becoming the grandson of Jin E, the Second Elder of the Spirit Hall. Orphaned and without any cheats, he survived quietly until the age of six, when his martial soul awakened and the system finally descended. His first reward was a god-level martial soul, Miris. After evolving into Radiant Miris, Jin Mian forged his own divine path, comprehended true light, and stepped onto the road of becoming the God of Light. As for Tang San? In this life, he exists for only one reason—to be completely crushed.

In an attempt to rescue Iruka, Naruto uses an unknown jutsu from the forbidden scroll. The result? His original body obliterated, but in its place emerges a sleek, state-of-the-art model crafted by the Nidaime. Behold—Naruto is now 2B, a synthetic shinobi (or kunoichi if you prefer), ready to rock the ninja world like never before! Join my Discord Server: https://discord.gg/X7sphRUsxJ

The top percentage Rattata was a legendary existence never before proven to work in the highest levels of professional battling, or any level of professional battling to be honest. But, Joey, a reincarnated youngster, was willing to pull all the stops into making this dream a reality and make his partner ascend into the realm of champions. A pre-canon self-insert.

Soren Valmere was branded worthless after he failed to awaken three years in a row, becoming nothing more than a family embarrassment with no future. Ethea Morvain was the legendary Ice Empress, but a catastrophic Gate incident left her paralyzed, and her world turned upside down. By a strange twist of fate, these two forsaken souls were forced into an arranged marriage, only to be abandoned by the very families who had made the bargain. But fate had other plans. On the very night of their arranged wedding, Soren awakened a power unlike anything the world had ever seen: the Investment Authority. It rewarded every sacrifice, every risk, and every act of care. And Ethea, the woman the world had given up on, became the center of it all. Risk his life to save hers? Get Supreme Grade returns. Help her cultivate again? Gain an equal amount of experience immediately. Cook and feed her? Become the world’s most skilled chef. But the more Soren learns, the more he begins to realize their marriage wasn't just a simple arrangement. There are secrets buried beneath it, forces moving in the shadows, and truths neither of them were ever meant to uncover. Will he be strong enough to protect her when the real enemy finally shows itself? Will Ethea manage to recover her powers? And what price will he have to pay for the greatest investment of all? _______ _____ _ Author's Note: Hey everyone! This is my first time writing in this genre, so please go easy on me. Furthermore, this is purely a work of imagination. Any similarities to real persons or events are coincidental. I'm here to have fun and, hopefully, entertain you along the way. If you enjoy the story, please add it to your library and throw some power stones and golden tickets my way. Comments and feedback are always welcome. Extra Tags: #ArrangedMarriage #ContractMarriage #HiddenPower #Awakening #IceEmpress #CrippledFemaleLead #MaleLeadGrowth #PowerCouple #SlowBurnRomance #HealingTogether #Investing #Cultivation #AbandonedByFamilies #FromZeroToHero #EmotionalInvestment

A man is reincarnated into the Wizarding World as Ted Epifani. With the help of his system and some metaknowledge, he will soar through the sky and become a legend. At least, that’s how it was supposed to go. "What the fuck!? Neville Longbottom is the Boy Who Lived?" "Who in Morgana's saggy tits is Harley Potter?" "WHAT KIND OF WORLD DID I END UP IN?!" _____________________ If you want to support me and read advanced chapters, you can join me on: patreon.com/Rai_jin Your support will be greatly appreciated! _____________________ THIS IS A TRANSLATION! Raw: 霍格沃茨之卡牌系统 Author: 威馆长著 _____________________ Daily Updates!!! Bonus chapters each +100 in our PS Goals. The cover isn't mine! If the creator wants me to remove it, then I'll do so.

In a world where power defines the impossible, the greatest mysteries are the ones no one dares to question. Areyos Orionis is no ordinary warrior. Armed with extraordinary talent, an exceptional mastery of combat, and secrets that even the most experienced fighters struggle to comprehend, he enters a world where strength alone is never enough. Alongside friends and rivals who each possess their own ambitions, Areyos will face brutal trials, formidable opponents, and challenges that push the limits of what he believes possible. But beneath the clashes of steel and magic lies something far more unsettling. Ancient civilizations left behind mysteries that remain unexplained. Powers exist that defy everything the world believes it understands. And the truth behind the world's origins may be far more complicated than anyone imagines. As loyalties are tested and hidden forces begin to emerge, every victory comes with new questions, and every answer may lead to something even more dangerous. In a world full of legends, becoming powerful is only the beginning. Welcome to God Shelter ! (note: the cover isn't from me, i got it from pinterest, if the owner want me to remove it, i don't have any problem for that, btw it's very cool ;)

“Kat, you have a tail” said Lily “Look, Lily, it really isn’t that big of a concern” said Kat “You.Have.A.TAIL KAT” said Lily “How is this not a concern to you?” “Well, the dream I had was a bit weird as well, but if I’m honest, I’m mainly worried about the floating text that’s on fire” said Kat “THE What?” said Lily --------------------------------------------------- Join Kat on her dimension hopping adventures as she fullfills her demonic duty and answers the call of the summoner. Each week Kat will get involved with new strange situations and oppurtunites that await her. During the week she'll have her best friend Lily, and perhaps a little help from Sylvie to figure out what's she supposed to do with her life now that she's becoming a demon. Chapters releasing daily ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Artwork by CristianAC: https://www.deviantart.com/cristianac Story Discord: https://discord.gg/YzGgDHC

Three Souls lay in one body, One soul belonging to a man who had reached the peak, the strongest there ever was, the one who had the talent to do so. Yet he suffered because of his talent. His soul shone as bright as a galaxy once, but now is but a sun. His talents made him the envy of all. And He lost it all, tricked and manipulated from the time he was a child. The Second soul belonged to a man soon to be the richest in the world in his own universe. A man who had his face charred, a man who seemingly had every odd placed against him from the very beginning. He went against the family that abused him and triumphed over them. Yet he was left broken inside, He craved a release, and the first soul brought him that release. And he became a psychopath that scared the manifestation of evil itself. And the Third? The child born from their souls was anything but ordinary. Cursed with a fate no one wanted. Cursed with the fact that the Universe wanted him dead. He was born from Chaos And Ice and a fraction of light, yet he manipulated space. His abilities were so powerful they were harmful to his body. His talent is as infinite as the boundless cosmos. His enemies were greater than one could count. His luck is worse than shit. And yet, he continued to fight. Despite whatever was thrown at him, he would brute force through it or outsmart it, befitting the other two above. He continued to fight, not believing in the bullshit that was destiny. ---------------------------------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/Sgxw6QEsgE

【Warning: This is not a smut story.】 A modern man from Earth was transmigrated into a cultivation world and began living as if he were the protagonist. One day, a beautiful woman invited him to sleep with her. Tempted, he accepted her proposal and went to her bedchamber. But instead of having sex, he was castrated. In despair, he tried everything to regrow his manhood, but he never succeeded. Even after forty years, when he had achieved immortality, his manhood still had not returned. Therefore, he tried to kill himself. But fate had other plans. He transmigrated into a medieval fantasy world instead—this time as the son of one of the ducal families of the Ataraxia Empire: Gray von Ashborn. Moreover, his manhood was intact. Without hesitation, he set his goal on building a harem and pursuing strength to attract beautiful women. Just then, a system window appeared before him. Ding' [ Activating Castrate System ] Ding' [The User: Gray von Ashborn] [Age: 17] [Affiliate: Ashborn Household] [Soul Realm: Sword Expert- Mid stage] [Title] • Eunuch's Rebirth • Last Reincarnation • Manhood breaker [ Vitality 0/100] Ding' [If you fail to complete a quest, you will be castrated] Before he could even touch his manhood, it was already on the verge of being severed. However, He wholeheartedly followed the system’s instructions. As time went on, he was sent to an Isolation Chamber, where he encountered a Demi-God. The being offered to make him its incarnation and revealed countless secrets. Thus, he embarked on a journey to fulfill his destiny, with the academy as his first destination. Yet, instead of focusing on destiny, his true interest lay in building a harem.

Note: This is not your typical werewolf story. It's an absurd comedy. Leave your expectations for angst, drama, and seriousness at the door~ Azura devours stories of fake daughters, hidden heiresses, and satisfying divorces like a fine wine, but there's one genre she can't stand: werewolf romances. Alphas, fated mates, moon goddesses? It's a cheesy mess she actively avoids. So, of course, that's exactly where fate decides to dump her. After a conveniently 'tragic' accident, Azura wakes up in the body of a villainess—her own namesake, no less—in the very werewolf novel she once scorned. Her knowledge of the plot is embarrassingly sparse, limited to the erotic chapters she’d skimmed for curiosity's sake. Undeterred, she formulates a simple plan: befriend the heroine she’s destined to torment and secure a peaceful ending. The result? She accidentally traumatizes the poor girl even more. To make matters catastrophically worse, she doesn't just tangle with one male lead. She snags all four of them. And after a chaotic kidnapping and a night of... complicated events, she finds herself pregnant with their babies. Now, her grand quest for redemption has devolved into a farce of epic proportions. How is she supposed to be a reformed villainess when she's accidentally stolen the show, terrified the heroine, and is now expecting a litter of pups with the four most powerful Alphas in the territory? Being bad was supposed to be easy. Turns out, trying to be good is a full-time, high-stakes, pregnancy-riddled disaster.