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How can a single feeling—one spark—change an entire timeline? Just because Subaru became angrier than he should have been after being rejected by all three Royal Candidates who refused to help him save the villagers. Just because he decided to release his pent-up frustration in the woods, in his usual self-destructive way— it all evolved into something far more insane. One moment, he was smashing his head against a tree trunk, blood running down his face. The next, he was punching the Witch of Envy in the face. This is the tale of a Witch who begged for love— and the boy who answered with hate. What if Subaru could control the Witch of Envy? And what if that power made him too prideful? Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... Pride: If Alternative. NOTICE: THIS FANFIC ALSO CONTAINS CHAPTERS OF TWO MORE FANFICS BASED ON RE ZERO, THE WIVES REBOOT, AND Sloth if(A side fanfic or Re Zero: The Great Sage) and much more to come in future!

MCtransmigrated as Justing Hammer toney starks's rival with these new powers " cientific Intuition This is a subconscious, genius-level understanding of all sciences—physics, chemistry, engineering, and more. It allows the user to instantly "see" solutions to complex problems, reverse-engineer advanced technology (like Stark tech or alien devices), and innovate new inventions without needing traditional study. 2. Equivalent Exchange Transmutation Circle The user can summon a glowing circle to transform raw materials into superior versions or entirely new items. Following the rule of "equivalent exchange" (nothing comes from nothing), they can purify metals, create impossible alloys (like "Prometheus Steel"), repair objects, or upgrade weapons and armor by reorganizing atomic structures. 3. Limited All For One This ability allows the user to extract supernatural powers from willing or dying individuals and store them in a mental "vault" (up to 15 slots). The user can personally wield up to two powers safely (or more with severe physical risk) and can permanently grant stored powers to allies, enabling the creation of a loyal team of enhanced operatives. Im uploading this into royalroad.com .

Everly, a connoisseur of orphan-to-riches tropes, always assumed her origin story began with a dramatic abandonment at the orphanage gates. Turns out, her life was even more cliché than her favorite novels! She wasn't merely dumped; she was swapped—a long-lost heiress to a vast fortune. Just when she thought her life couldn't get any more tropey, a mysterious System materialized, offering her a chance at a "good ending." The catch? Its "abilities" ranged from the utterly bizarre to the downright mortifying, making Everly question if a happy ending was truly worth the existential cringe. *** System 006: [Host, please choose 1 of these 3 system abilities!] Everly: "They're all weird! Let me just pick random!" System 006: [Hehe... host, I forgot to say that each system will have consequences, so something will happen to you when you use it...] Everly: "!!!" Days later, having been reunited with her biological family and experimenting with the System's... unique function, the consequence were already glaringly apparent. Her beloved brother: "My little sister is precious, but I need therapy to keep up with her alien-like thinking." Handsome man 1: "She's a pervert! I'm scared she'll take my innocence..." Handsome man 2: "Every time she talks, I feel like killing her. Is that normal?" NOTE: Please disconnect all logical circuits before proceeding with this novel, as it's an absolute chaotic comedy where the MC, Everly, has several screws loose in her brain. Don't expect much normalcy here—sanity checked out long ago and never came back.

Aurora Waters was overwhelmed with despair when she faced the truth about her family. She had been born into a family of villains. Even worse, her family had an unhealthy obsession with faking their identities. They took “Fake it till you make it” so seriously that it usually ended with them getting killed! Her oldest brother pretended to be a CEO just to mess with the female lead, but that backfired when the male lead showed up and threw him out. Her second brother? He was an obsessive lover who pretended to be a wealthy second-generation heir—until the real heir ended his life. Her third sister? She faked being an heiress to manipulate the second male lead but ended up being killed by him. Her fourth sister? She faked an illness to attract the third male lead’s attention, only to die from a real one. Her mother? She put on a facade of being a kind and loving mom but ultimately met her end at the hands of the male lead. Her father? He pretended to be a powerful tycoon but lost his job and was drowned by the second male lead. And Aurora? She planned to impersonate the daughter of the richest man alive, but if things went the way they always did in her family, she’d probably meet her end by accidentally falling down the stairs. However, there was one glimmer of hope in this nightmare: she had a 100% rebate system that rewarded her for spending money on her family! [Beep! You bought an eraser worth 1 dollar for your eldest brother! 2 dollars have been credited to your bank account!] [Beep! You bought a candy worth 1 dollar for your second brother! 2 dollars have been credited to your bank account!] Aurora’s eyes sparkled as an idea took shape. She began spending on her family like crazy to rake in cash. [Beep! You gave a bun worth 20 dollars to your childhood crush! 100 dollars has been credited to your bank account!] Aurora: …! That’s walking money! What Aurora didn't expect, though, was that she would end up becoming one of the technology big shots herself, in the end.

Reading order: 1️⃣ Rebel Girl. Part 1: Desire 2️⃣ Rebel Girl. Part 2: Consequences 3️⃣ Rebel Boy. Part 1: Hell Without Rebel Girl 4️⃣ Rebel Boy. Part 2. Life with the Rebel Girl 5️⃣ Rebel Boy. Part 3. Paradise with the Rebel Girl Maxim is a quiet and reserved freshman, used to living by the rules. Katrin is a bold and unpredictable rebel who challenges society and its norms. Their first encounter was explosive, but no one could have predicted that fate would keep bringing them back together. She is brilliant, hiding her genius behind a mask of indifference and constant fun. He is a straight-A student who believes in discipline and hard work. They become rivals and make a bet: whoever wins the Olympiad gets to make one wish the other can’t refuse. But the game goes too far, and the closer they get, the more they realize that this challenge might change their lives forever. Enemies or friends? Love or hate? Who will come out of this game as the winner—and who will become a prisoner of their own feelings? But one wish can change everything—and maybe destroy them both… and their world will never be the same again.

After getting revenge for his murdered sister, he was gifted with a proper deep fry courtesy of the electric chair. Once he was cooked to a well-done crisp, he expected to wake up to fire, brimstone, screaming souls, torture demons with forked tongues, and the same three Nickelback songs on loop. Instead, he woke up somewhere far less expected. Want to know where? Read the novel. Or, you know... just look at the title. I really didn’t plan this part through, did I? Credit for the awesome cover goes to the amazing Doxis_

This story entails........ NO! This is not just a story, this is something more, This is a mural, one that entails divine descent, nature's struggle to repossess, demon gods, twilight of gods, divine wars, ascension and descent, stirring up omnipotence, this is about the end of a human life, and the beginning of an ant. This is the life of Anthony, who discerned and perceived and unravelled the world around Him through the eyes of an ant, the world that no one could have ever imagined, this was His journey and one of His greatest discovery was the fact that .................{read to find out}.

Tom Riddle is back. But this time, he isn't insane. Transmigrating into the body of a youthful Voldemort during Harry Potter's first year, the new Tom Riddle has a System and a plan. Why conquer the world with violence when you can conquer it with grades, charisma, and a horde of brainwashed students? He forces his way into Hogwarts as a Professor. He takes Cassandra Vole as his personal apprentice. He convinces Harry Potter that he is the "Second-in-Command" of the Death Eaters. --- Dumbledore: "Tom, please stop teaching Harry to use a sledgehammer instead of a wand." Voldemort (on Quirrell's head): "Let me out! I am the Dark Lord! Why are you feeding me hamburgers?!" --- A hilarious, overpowered, and chaotic retaking of the Wizarding World.

Do you want to read a story where the whole family changed from good to bad? The cons of saving and trusting the wrong people/person? If yes! Then, follow me, let's read the story of Asher and his family, who, from a wrong move, paid a very heavy price! But, as the story's name implies, they came alive again, but differently! Excerpt: "You meant it, didn't you?" the man questioned "Of course, if I didn't mean it. Would you be begging me now?" Asher replied lazily. "I curse you! I hope fear swallows you," the man swore. "Fear...."Asher said, savouring the word on his tongue. Then, as if in enjoyment, he closed his eyes and continued. "... Should be embraced..and not to be feared," he said slowly with a smile on his face. .......... "I'm not a hero. If I see somebody hurting you, I might walk away," Asher said to a lady. "I don't need a hero. I can save myself," the lady replied. ........ This story is about Asher. Who was born and raised in a loving and caring family. But due to an incident that happened in his teens, he grew up twisted. Follow me, dear readers, let's have a wonderful time together through the world of novels, and map the life of Asher, from his adorable and mischievous childhood to his villainous adulthood. ***** Note: This is my first novel! I hope you love it! Please comment, review, and vote to support this book. Thank you! Yours cutely: Jeree_07

Dylan and Samayra, an unusual meetup of two strangers. Life is peaceful as long as you are with the correct person, but everything changes when realization hits that love isn't enough, or the meaning you knew about it wasn't the only true one. Is love sex always something most important, or can you love someone even without it? The story follows a man with self-awareness who knows about love with a bad past and a woman who doesn't know what she is or even if she is the person she thinks of herself.

Hiro is a 16 year old boy who made friends with 12 female warriors that came from the past to the distant future, Hiro and his friends must help them over come the struggle of this new world and help them protect the world from the danger that's about to come

Join the discord server for interaction with the Author and other Readers. https://discord.gg/9qwq6ZKMU In a world where Spirit Summoners bond with legendary heroes to save civilization, I awakened as F-Rank—the absolute weakest. While my classmates summoned knights, saints, and mythic champions, my summoning glitched. The circle turned red, and when the smoke cleared, I was staring at the Tyrant Empress—a Calamity-tier villainess who nearly destroyed the world 8,000 years ago. Everyone calls me cursed. Dangerous. A threat that should be eliminated. They're right to be afraid. Because the Tyrant Empress wasn't the only one who answered my call. And unlike the others, my strength is forged in pleasure. Through forbidden dual cultivation with my villainesses, I grow without end. My name is Cade Marlowe, and I don't summon heroes. I only summon villainesses.

Leon transmigrates to the Douluo Continent, but his Martial Soul mutated, becoming a physical entity. When the Blind Douluo Su Yuntao declared it a “waste Martial Soul,” Leon knew this game was in the bag; he became determined to become a Beast-Taming Douluo! He then gains the cheat system of a chat group, allowing him to continuously invite female characters from Douluo 1-5 to join. A man and his monkey embark on the road to being gods. RAW:斗罗聊天群：比比东开局就被集火 This is AI translated. I know someone else is also posting with similar AI translation, but some things were changed, so I'm mainly doing this for my own reading.

Death is only a transition. For the soul of a contemporary man, it became reincarnation into the void, where his only reality was a body of pure energy. But one reckless experiment tossed him into the body of an infant in a shinobi world he’d always thought was fiction — a world ruled by Blood and Chakra. Briefly about what to expect from the book: 1. Atmosphere: Positive Pragmatism! This is NOT a darkfic. Most of the story is written in a positive tone, often with dark humor. Yes, there is tragedy at the beginning—but it’s only a catalyst for the rise of a strong protagonist. This is a story about reaching the top and showing that growth actually has a price, not about endless whining and self-pity. 2. World and Plot You’re in for a deep AU that explores chakra mechanics far beyond canon. Like the “Evolution” tag? You’ll find something similar here—after all, this is a world of blood. As the story progresses, the battles become increasingly flashy, cinematic, and high-stakes. 3. Canon Hmm… yeah, sounds vaguely familiar. Might’ve seen it in passing.But with new variables in play, events go a little—or completely—off the rails. 4. Socials & Characters There’s a strong focus on humor and on developing side characters—both their personalities and their strength. The reincarnated protagonist, however, changes the most, going from an ordinary student to something far greater. Don’t worry, though: heavy introspection is mostly confined to the beginning. This fanfic definitely isn’t just endless navel-gazing. Warning: There will be polyamory, as well as “incest.” The quotation marks are there for a reason. About the Author: 1. Despises NTR. 2. Open to criticism. 3. Good-looking. 4. Permanently awesome. Enjoy the read! ヾ(•ω•`)o P.S. You can support me and read up to 20 upcoming chapters ahead of release at –> patreon.com/Welydora

They say to be the best you need passion, blood, sweat, and tears. Xia Qi just needs a button. In the golden era of Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, a third name rises from obscurity to break their duopoly. While the world praises his "tactical coldness" and "calm under pressure," the truth is far more absurd: the moment he steps onto the pitch, Xia Qi activates "Auto-Mode" and lets an AI take the wheel. He isn't a stoic genius; he's just a passenger in his own body. Arsene Wenger finds in him the final piece for an invincible Arsenal. Sir Alex Ferguson curses missing out on him. Florentino Pérez is already preparing the checkbook. This is the story of how a Chinese teenager and his "autopilot" rewrote football history, brought glory back to England, and turned a two-man rivalry into a three-way war. Thank you for the support, friends. If you want to read more chapters in advance, go to my Patreon. Read 20 Chapters In Advance: patreon.com/Bankai10

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A crossover fanfiction merging Marvel, Wanted, John Wick, and more. After killing Sloan and destroying the Loom of Fate, Smith Doyle becomes the new leader of the Fraternity. Raised inside the organization, he wields a Dragon Ball Z Dokkan Battle System. With the Dragon Balls active in this world, Shenron's wishes will grant him 3 draw for Character Templete, Item and Partner From DB World. Support me at [email protected]/GoldenGaruda You'll get early access to over 50 chapters

Peter Parker is not a guy from another world who woke up in someone else's body and decided to play superhero with a cheat sheet. He is Peter Benjamin Parker — fifteen, Queens, New York, completely and entirely himself. He has always been himself. It's just that sometimes, in the back of his brain, there's an archive that shouldn't be there. Not memories, exactly. More like echoes. Fragments of a life he didn't live in this universe The genre conventions, the recurring tragedies, the cast of characters who are supposed to show up and what they're supposed to do when they get there. The problem is that this universe doesn't follow any blueprint he recognizes. This isn't 616. It's not the MCU. It's not any specific continuity from anything he half-remembers — it's a new creation, running on its own logic, diverging from canon in ways that catch him off-guard when he's already committed to a plan. His foreknowledge is real. It's also fragmented, unreliable, and occasionally catastrophically wrong. He can be surprised. He can miscalculate. He can almost die. more available at : [email protected]/goldengaruda