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Is there a more boring word than "paperwork"? Try me. I’ll wait. Ya done? Good because you failed. Paperwork is the king of boredom, yet it is fundamental to human endeavor. Every success nation possesses an effective bureaucracy, is the difference between life and death. The year is 300 AD, and Rome has built a civil service. Paper moves faster than people, and the wasted resources of Rome are wasted no more. Their cities grow, their armies march, and their currency works. All seems well, but when paper moves the world, people who moved paper start to notice. Prepare one and all for Paperpunk, either the most boring or most exciting thing you will ever consider. Steam and gunpowder may be exciting but paperwork is what will make Rome eternal.

Medivh has transmigrated, but he isn’t panicking at all... Why? Because there’s no point in panicking when you’ve landed in the world of Fairy Tail, where the danger level is set to MAX! Seriously, how is one supposed to fight the final boss who is immune to magic? Better leave that overpowered mess to the protagonist... As for Ian, all he wants in this lifetime is to lay low and live a carefree life in the Fairy Tail Guild. That was the plan until the year X778, when a little crimson-haired rice dumpling knocked on his door. From that moment, Ian unlocked a dream simulation ability. Thus, Medivh began jumping across countless timelines, saving tragedies from unfolding. In one of his dreams, he traveled 400 years into the past and took down the general who had abandoned Irene. He also saved Gray’s family and Ur, and effortlessly wiped out Deliora in the process. He reunited August with Mavis, and casually sent August undercover to the Western Continent. For the longest time, Ian thought it was all just part of a dream. Then Irene dropped the bombshell: “Yes, Erza is your daughter.” Medivh: “Huh?!” Selene: “Ian, you need to own up to your actions.” Medivh: “Own up to what? It was all in a dream! Can’t I cut loose a little in my own dreams?” ---------------------- Advanced chapters at p@treon

In the Solarian Empire, people were divided by their blood. The nobles enjoyed their life in wealth, with fine wine and amazing food. They reigned supreme over the commoners. The only reason they were able to do this was that they had knowledge of the most powerful force in the world - magic. The nobles controlled their knowledge from easily going to commoners, making it harder for them to learn magic. Leo, a young orphan in Solaria, had an incredibly powerful affinity for magic. He didn't even know about it because he could never learn magic- he was too poor to try and learn from any magic academies. He was just trying to survive the streets of Solhaven until he found the lost tome of the Arcane Emperor. "I can beat a 7th Circle Mage." "Wow! You must have trained for many decades. How old are you?" "17." "..." The world was going to be turned upside down. NOTE FOR MY AMAZING READERS: Do NOT take privilege if the month is nearing its end. Your privilege access will end when the month does. It DOES NOT last an entire month after you have purchased it. Please purchase the priv tiers in the STARTING HALF of the month to get the best value for your money. For people who think discord is all the rage, here is the discord server for this book. Feel free to discuss what you think about this book on the server. https://discord.gg/TbX8MCUg7

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed. As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life. Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right? Wrong. Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test. And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush. So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom. Someone definitely needs a miracle.

Having found himself reincarnated into the My Hero world our main protagonist will try to live up to his name sake

Jiang cheng woke up and was reborn!He was also bound to the Godly Rich System. every second the world runs, he can get money! As the system continues to upgrade, Jiang Cheng wealth has skyrocketed. all the cool school beauties and queen bosses are around him. Jiang Cheng laughed up to the sky. In his previous life, he was trapped by the things that he couldn't get when he was young for so long. Now that he is reborn, who cares about those broken rules! Let’s drink and enjoy it first

Allen was accidentally sent to the One Punch Man world after being run over like a speed bump and ended up living next door to Saitama. In a world where monsters can wipe out cities, his first decision was simple: eat barbecue and calm down. Luckily, Allen awakened an infinite evolution ability. By copying and evolving everything he encounters, he quietly steps onto a path that is no longer human. While heroes fight in the spotlight, the real danger may be growing right next door. --------------------------- Join my Patreon now to get instant access to the next chapters!

In the middle of the noisy city, there is an Izakaya that only operates between 7 pm and 12 pm. The food here is very high-end and delicious, but the price is not expensive! Any ordinary ingredient can shine with brilliance as long as it is in the hands of the owner. And countless people became crazy and obsessed with his cooking! ---------------------- Advanced chapters at p@treon

Stealing Boa Hancock at the Start, Turning Marine Peach Rabbit: By Shijie 11 Kevin transmigrated to the world of Pirates. The system instructed him to build the strongest female Pirate Crew. The more members the Pirate Crew had, the stronger they became, and the greater their influence, the higher Kevin's income would be. At the start, he stole Boa Hancock and turned Marine Momousagi Gion. He began searching for crew members all over the world. Momousagi Gion, Boa Hancock, Happy Street Queen Stussy, Shaki, Yamato, Charlotte Smoothie, Belo Betty, Ulti, Makino, Nico Robin... formed a hundred-person Pirate Crew. Until the Pirate Crew surpassed the Four Emperors. When Kevin saw Ivankov Emporio Ivankov, he discovered a bug in the system. ---------------------------- Unlock the next 30 chapters at p@treon

Just a heads up: this story is set in an ancient world, but the characters might occasionally sound a bit more modern. I wanted to keep it lively and relatable, so don’t be surprised if you catch some phrases or expressions that feel like they belong in today’s world! ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** Caution: This book contains mature content and is intended for adult readers only. She was too weak to stand beside him. And his heart already belonged to another. Azura Moryn knows the rules of the Crescent Moon Pack:power is everything, and without it, you are nothing. Rankless and orphaned, she has survived on the edges by being invisible. But invisibility is not weakness, it’s a choice. Behind her quiet exterior is a resilient spirit, a surprising bravery, and a clumsy, lovable heart that refuses to be crushed, even when the odds are impossible. Rhydor Drakemire has everything. Alpha of the Crescent Moon Pack, feared and respected. Groomed for greatness. And deeply in love with the woman he plans to make his Luna. So when fate makes Azura his mate, the choice is simple. He rejects her. A weakling has no place beside an Alpha. And he refuses to give up the woman he loves. The bond should have shattered. Instead, something ancient awakens. Forbidden magic stirs beneath the pack lands. Golden light erupts. Pain tears through them both. And when they wake, the world is wrong. Azura opens her eyes inside the Alpha’s body, strong, powerful, untouchable. Rhydor wakes in hers, powerless, scorned, and unseen. Now their souls switch without warning, trapping them in each other’s skin while enemies circle closer and the pack begins to fracture. Every secret they uncover changes what they thought they knew, about strength, about weakness, about each other. And beyond the pack borders, a brutal Alpha King rises, draining Lunas and hunting power in his obsession with immortality. Old prophecies resurface. Whispers spread of a truth long buried: Only a female Alpha can bring him down. As forbidden magic stirs and betrayal creeps closer than loyalty, an ancient legacy refuses to stay buried any longer. Azura is about to learn the truth of her own blood. And the mate Rhydor rejected may be the one fate chose to change everything. Some bonds are broken by pride. Some curses are written in blood. And some destinies can only be uncovered… ***** Author's little message Dear gentle readers... who am I kidding? I'm just a regular person who loves writing and wanted to share this story with you. Hi everyone! This is only my second book. I'm still learning, but I love these characters with my whole heart. I fell in love with Azura the moment I started writing her. She's stubborn, brave, and never gives up. And Rhydor? He'll frustrate you, make you want to shake him, and then surprise you when you least expect it. I hope you'll love them as much as I do. This story is set in an ancient world, just wolves, magic, mysterious creatures, old secrets and of course my imaginations I promise you this: I will give this story my very best. This is going to be a long journey with twists, tears, and moments that will make you scream (sorry in advance). But I hope you'll stick with me. Your comments mean everything. Every thought, every heart tells me there are real people feeling things alongside me. And your feedback? I want it all. The good, the bad, the "why would you do this to me?!" Every comment helps me grow. So thank you for being here. Thank you for giving my story a chance. Let's take this journey together. Muah!!!

I suddenly woke up in the Marvel Universe with tens of millions in inheritance. Life was great—until I remembered the purple potato who would wipe out half the population. Fortunately, I got a golden finger that lets me travel between worlds. Unfortunately… the other side is DC, a place even scarier than Marvel! Against gods, demons, and superheroes, my cheat is useless. So how can I survive in these two deadly universes? Simple—by relying on my wife to protect ---------------------- Advanced chapters at p@treon

During the Third Honkai Impact, Kiana, having awakened her past life memories, obtained the divine technique: Ultra Instinct. Later, she joined a chat group in the Honkai Impact universe, became the Immortal Ship Alliance, and became the Xianzhou General. However, the more she looked at this chat group, the more strange it seemed... Ox-Horse of the Rebirth Hall: I am Kiana Gojo Kiana: I'm Kiana too. Kaslana: I am also Kiana. Uma Musume Pretty Derby: I'm Kiana too! ... Kiana: You're all Kiana, so who am I? I understand now, this world is just one giant Kiana! So Kiana uses consciousness swapping to help other Kianas (herself) solve problems (while taking the opportunity to slack off and have other Kianas work for her). Xianzhou Luofu: Why does the general's personality change every now and then...? --------------------------- Join my Patreon now to get instant access to the next chapters!

KINDLY JOIN THE DISCORD FOR ALL NOVEL RELATED INFO. ****** [Warning: Mature] [R18+] What happens when a normal office worker is reincarnated into a brand new world. Option [A]: Instant riches, wealthy life? Option [B]: Gain childhood sweet heart? Instant romantic adventure? Option [C]: Dragged into political battles between his new siblings in a noble household? After losing his life to a yandere's obsession, Adrian awakens in a new bizarre world, a brutal, yet strange landscape overrun by breathtakingly powerful supernatural women. From elegant elven women to stunning demonesses, these breathtaking beings are unable to bear male children of their own, making human men the most coveted, and hunted resource. Fortunately for Adrian, he wasn't stranded without a helping hand. Gaining an unbelievable ability after his transmigration, he now tries his best to survive and adapt in this new world. Notice: This book won't feature Yaoi, but it has R18+, Mature, Survival, Romance, Magic, e.t.c Recommended for both male and female readers. https://discord.gg/b5rqSxXbS

Born from the will of infinity ultimate supreme god, Precious was never meant to live a mortal life—he was created to travel across world, multy world and dimansion. Yet, after witnessing countless worlds and observing from space many family's and watching them his also want a family and got reborn has a human Now living among mortals, Precious hides powers beyond imagination—divine creation, cosmic manipulation, and the ability to bend reality itself and many other power that no one can beat. But the world he’s chosen isn’t ordinary; it’s a realm ruled by ancient races, True Dragons, and Primordial Demons, where even gods once feared to tread. As he uncovers the mysteries of his new world, Precious encounters beings of immense power—each with their own secrets and ties to his divine origin. From the mysterious Aquira, the Dragon of Time, to the enigmatic Umbros, the Primordial Demon black, fate begins weaving a story that transcends existence itself. Tags: Action • Fantasy • Reincarnation • Overpowered MC • Magic Academy • Mythical Beings • Friendship • Light Romance • World-Building • isekai • mystry • true power • hidden power

This is a fan translation of 只能活一年了才更要成为传奇赛马娘! The original author is 大渚教 Please support them! === Transmigration? Uma Musume? I'm the protagonist? If you're transmigrated into a world where you only have one year left, do you just lie down and wait to die? Instead, Twilight Song decided she would give everything she had to become a legend, living forever in everyone's hearts. But just when she truly became a legend and died gloriously on the racetrack, her eyes suddenly snapped open again. Hold your horses—there’s a revival match?! Hold your horses again—wasn't I still at Tracen Academy before I ran myself to death?! And now a stable's falling out of the sky? Seriously?! #Umamusume #Uma Musume #Pretty Derby

A shut-in suddenly awakens in another world and finds himself reborn as Yoshino, carrying Shiina in her arms. Lost on the streets and unsure what to do, she catches the attention of Toujou Nozomi from μ’s, who brings her home out of pure kindness. Now living under the same roof as the playful and mysterious Nozomi, Yoshino must navigate daily life as a shy spirit girl in a peaceful world filled with music, warmth, and unexpected affection. What kind of gentle chaos awaits in their cohabitation? -------------------------------- Read up to chapter 40 in advance at p@treon

This is a fan translation of 赛马娘，从入门到地下室 The original author is EEEEE然后亮标 Please support them! === To all trainers: throughout your tenure, please never harbor or expose even the slightest notion of romance. Relationships are strictly forbidden—whether among colleagues or between trainers and Uma Musume. At all times, maintain appropriate distance from everyone. Never proactively invite Uma Musume to meals. If one invites you, find an excuse and politely decline. Do not pat heads! Do not touch horse ears! Do not touch tails! When going to sleep at night, ensure your doors and windows are locked. If you hear doors being torn down or the screams of your colleagues, do not leave your room. Immediately call campus security and remain inside until the authorities handle the situation. If an Uma Musume confesses feelings to you, politely decline without showing irritation or excitement. Play dumb! Always pretend you didn't understand! Afterward, promptly apply for campus protection. If necessary, the academy may arrange for your discreet resignation. If you happen to be a handsome male trainer, charming in speech, gentle (yasashii), and obviously attractive to the opposite sex—resign immediately. It's not discrimination; you simply do not belong here. If you insist on staying, the dark basement will inevitably be your only fate. Mizuno Sora looked at his evaluation of Appearance S, Scent S, and Voice S, and began to struggle inwardly. #Umamusume #Uma Musume #Pretty Derby

Reborn in the body of Tsugikuni Yoriichi’s long-lost sister, Mizuki awakens in a world ruled by demons and destiny. With Yoriichi standing at the peak of the Demon Slayer Corps, she refuses to live in his shadow. Instead, she forges her own path, mastering the Snow Breathing style she created and awakening a Demon Slayer Mark that shakes the entire corps. Mizuki’s goal is simple: change the tragic fate of Tsukiguni Michikatsu, the boy destined to fall into darkness and become a demon. But fate is cruel. Just when she thinks she has reached him, Michikatsu looks at her with eyes colder than the snow she commands and says: Mizuki… you should become a demon too. And with that single sentence, the future she thought she could rewrite begins to collapse. -------------------------------- Read up to chapter 40 in advance at p@treon

Who says a Lord Ravager can’t be an Emperor? Wei Qing transmigrated into the universe of Honkai: Star Rail. Good news: he’s Nanook’s secret kid—a Lord Ravager, the incarnation of Destruction meant to annihilate Abundance. Bad news: the moment he thinks about the divine war looming in the future, his head starts pounding. All he wants is to lie flat and coast through life. So what’s the play? Well… don’t the Xianzhou specialize in hunting down Abundance? Perfect. Wei Qing disguises himself and slips into the Xianzhou as a sleeper agent, living a glorious three-hundred-year career of shameless slacking and low-effort survival. Until one day, a long-overdue Traitor System finally starts binding to him. And that’s when the real comedy begins— “I, the General of the Luofu, hereby defect from the Xianzhou!”