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Online Game: I Turn Monsters Into Food 10,000x Buffs

(No NTR) Second place isn’t failure. In Liam Yoo’s world, it’s worse. It means you’re not worth anything. Liam grew up eating alone, reheating the same meal every night while other families laughed together while watching TV. He didn’t want power or money. He just wanted to cook. So when the first full-dive VR game launches, Liam decides to become a chef. Inside, he picks a frontline class, randomises his character, and ends up as a small girl. He doesn’t care. As long as he can cook, nothing else matters. Then he gets a cooking skill with a unique impact: a Legendary Talent no one else has. Absorption lets him eat monsters to unlock recipes, and his food gives buffs 10,000 times stronger to himself and 100 times stronger to others, turning meals into powerful gameplay advantages. Liam assumes everyone has this talent. They don’t. At first, it’s just a game. Players explore, stream, and fight. Liam bites monsters mid-combat and turns them into recipes. Then the system announces, "The game is locked." No logout. No escape. Anyone who dies in the game dies permanently, both in the game and in reality. Food becomes survival, but everything tastes like garbage, unless it’s made by Liam, whose ability somehow keeps flavour alive. And in a world where strength decides who lives, the strongest ability isn’t a weapon. It’s what he eats. https://discord.gg/YgRmjwBR ---------------------- 80 golden tickets = 3 extra chapters 100 golden tickets = 5 extra chapters dragon gift = 1 bonus chapter + you become a npc castle gift = 3 bonus chapters if hit, + you become a perma shop vendor of your choice spacecraft gift = 5 bonus chapters + you can become a villan. gachapon gift = above rewards if hit, become one of the gods, and all week i post 3 chapters a day instead of 2
Hiimfrog · 92.9k Views

The Gods Need A Better Storyteller

After dying in a fire, a librarian finds himself before Geshich, the god of stories. Desperate for another chance at life, and avoid the dread of death, he pleads for a second chance. Geshich agrees, on one condition: this time, his life must be worth telling. Reborn as Caleb Lightbane, he finds himself in a medieval world turned on its head, where women are superhuman warriors and men wield magic. Determined to avoid a dull and uninteresting life, Caleb searches for a narrative worthy of divine approval, unaware that his desire for a good story may get him into more trouble than its worth. When he accidentally kills several figures he believes to be bandits in the woods, Caleb stumbles upon a horrifying discovery: a trunk containing a strange and alien substance and the dismembered bodies parts of young girls. Wracked with guilt and curiosity, he spends months studying healing magic, eventually succeeding in restoring them to life. But when the girls awaken, Caleb panics and invents a lie. He tells them they were sacrificed by an evil cult devoted to a god of Entropy, casting himself as a chosen savior: the Prophet of Light. Trapped by his own fabrication, Caleb’s situation worsens when he carelessly creates a clone of himself, one who eagerly volunteers to play the role of the Evil Prophet. From opposite sides of a sometimes carefully constructed myth and sometimes random bullshit they came up with, Caleb and his clone begin to shape their followers into warriors and zealots, forged by faith, lies and gas-lighting. To sustain the illusion, the two prophets engage in deliberate theatrics: staged confrontations, fake prophecies, and calculated displays of mercy and cruelty, all designed to be seen and remembered. And their antics may have caught the attention of more than just Geshich. (2-3 Chapters a week. Usually on Tuesdays and Thursday, sometimes Saturday. But there will be a hiatus between volumes.)
SolomonCliff · 26.2k Views

Supernatural Legends:The Wonderland Matrix

In 2138, the world still trembles from the Fracture. Since 2022, "Wonders"—monstrous Wrathborn, godlike Superhumans, and stranger things—have walked among humanity. After the infamous Eldion Institute Massacre, a group of Wonders created Wonderland, a hidden sanctuary. But humanity struck back. The Helsing Corporations rose, armed with deadly new technology, and the Great Ascension Wars shattered Wonderland, scattering its survivors and secrets. At the center of every remaining legend lies the Mythical Matrix — an ancient digital scripture said to hold world-ending power and the location of the Garden Behind the Fence: a celestial paradise guarded by an unspeakable terror, where the legendary White-Blue Heart Pillar promises salvation from Monsterization… and perhaps even escape from death itself. Kevin Leister is a brilliant but crippled 15-year-old café drone, drowning in overwork and fear of his own hidden "difference." His quiet life explodes when he accidentally decodes a fragment of the Mythical Matrix in the café’s communication network — a map to the lost Wonderland. Enter Peter Shotstock — a 30-year-old charismatic, foul-mouthed, battle-hardened ex-soldier with a deep hatred for the Helsing Corporations and a bad habit of shooting first. Dragged into Kevin’s dangerous discovery, the unlikely duo must survive hunter ambushes, ruined cities, and the treacherous politics of remaining Wonders. Together, they chase a legend that could either save the world… or burn it to ash.
NATHANLOVESCOMEDY · 6.4k Views