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A dying Earthling awakens as Yao Jun—disciple of a martial god—only to inherit a primordial flame that devours reality itself. Now, he must survive a sect of jealous geniuses, outrun ancient prophecies, and decide if he’s a hero or a calamity in the making.

[READ]: The HYDRA series works like a web-based high fantasy book than a standard novel! Expect extreme density and worldbuilding per chapter! | This book contains strong language and mentions of violence. Suitable for a 16+ demographic. The book cover is originally drawn by the author themselves, too. The debut installment of the HYDRA web novel series. With the passage of time, the empty seat of the Director of the Sombre Arts remains void of any of the art's successors sitting on it for years. Its recent possessor of both seat and title mysteriously vanished and was presumed dead due to extensive searches throughout the continent of Agmadoren with no leads. However, instances of chaos began appearing without reason throughout the entire nation of Galamona; the balance of natural law descended into madness, as if foul play was involved. Would our protagonist, a champion of the Maidens of Darkness, find the source of the blight that begins to seep its mayhem throughout the peaceful nation? Set in a fusion of a steampunk world filled with European-Asian inspirations, read more as you delve into this whimsical, fantasy web novel with political play, as well as an extremely detailed look at the various creatures, magic, and locations scattered in the Path of Cathedra.

`What if the Sorting Hat put you in the wrong house — and gave you a System that thinks you’re a first-year student? Man wakes up in 1991 as Sullivan, the brand-new Muggle Studies professor at Hogwarts. He’s thirty-one old and supposed to be teaching. Instead, a glitchy game-like System treats him like a brand-new student, handing out quests, skill points, and ridiculous missions while the real world keeps calling him “Professor.” Armed with nothing but modern knowledge and a burning ambition, Sullivan decides to break every rule the wizarding world lives by. He invents the Magic Phone — a pocket-sized device that lets witches and wizards message, snap photos, play games, and share news in real time. Owls become obsolete overnight. The Ministry is furious. The Weasley twins become game developers. And the wizarding world gets its very first tech empire: Raven’s Feather. But innovation has enemies. Voldemort is stirring. Fudge wants control. And the pure-blood families are watching every move. With Tonks as his fiery Auror girlfriend, a sharp American partner named Yuna across the ocean, and the Weasley family slowly becoming his fiercest allies, Sullivan walks a dangerous line: professor by day, revolutionary by night. He’s not here to save the world the old way. He’s here to wire it, monetize it, and make it better — whether the wizarding world likes it or not. A hilarious, addictive mix of Harry Potter, system apocalypse, and Silicon Valley hustle, Hogwarts: Professor with System is the story of one man who refuses to choose between teaching and world domination. He’s going to do both. Ready to see what happens when a professor decides the future of magic needs an app store? Start reading now. The network is live. pat**** : ilham20

Through the Sky Screen’s broadcast, Kaito summons heroes from other worlds and wields strange tools to twist reality itself. With the system he embraces the art of deception—fabricating half-true, half-false futures that even the wisest cannot ignore. Pirates, Marines, and Celestial Dragons alike are forced to accept these visions, no matter how absurd, as if stripped of every defense. In this false future, Buggy the Clown emerges as a nightmare reborn. After twenty years of secret training, his Devil Fruit awakening is said to hold enough power to shatter the Red Line. Former Shichibukai rally to his banner as sworn brothers, and even the Marine’s legendary hero Garp is proclaimed slain at his hands. Behind the laughter hides a vast conspiracy, one that threatens to upend the balance of the world itself.

Follow Jordan Evan a cop in One Punch man with Gacha as his stand. Follow as Jordan changing the One Punch Man World and Start his own Multiverse Adventure to get stronger Infinite flow multiverse adventure. Main world: One-Punch Man. Worlds included: Spider-Man multiverse, Naruto, The Boys, Dragon Ball Z, and more... My name is Jordan Evans. I'm 20 years old, 1.95 meters tall. I live in an upscale apartment in downtown Z-City. Single. Occupation: police officer. I drink socially—nothing excessive. No bad habits to speak of. My job? Street patrol. Every weirdo I encounter tells me I'm in "exceptionally good health." "Hey! You, the suspicious bald guy—yeah, you! Stop right there!" Translation and edit of : A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man 从一拳超人开始的奇妙冒险 Author: 雨田R More chapter available at : [email protected]/GoldenGaruda

Peter Parker is not a guy from another world who woke up in someone else's body and decided to play superhero with a cheat sheet. He is Peter Benjamin Parker — fifteen, Queens, New York, completely and entirely himself. He has always been himself. It's just that sometimes, in the back of his brain, there's an archive that shouldn't be there. Not memories, exactly. More like echoes. Fragments of a life he didn't live in this universe The genre conventions, the recurring tragedies, the cast of characters who are supposed to show up and what they're supposed to do when they get there. The problem is that this universe doesn't follow any blueprint he recognizes. This isn't 616. It's not the MCU. It's not any specific continuity from anything he half-remembers — it's a new creation, running on its own logic, diverging from canon in ways that catch him off-guard when he's already committed to a plan. His foreknowledge is real. It's also fragmented, unreliable, and occasionally catastrophically wrong. He can be surprised. He can miscalculate. He can almost die. more available at : [email protected]/goldengaruda

Generally speaking, if I have to get reincarnated into a comic book world, I would hope to avoid the grim darkness of the DC Universe entirely. If I absolutely must end up in DC, I would pray to avoid high-risk death traps like Gotham City—famous for its "simple and honest" citizens. But if I’m stuck in Gotham? Please, at least give me a System. This kid just wants to survive. [Self-Made System Loaded. Please work hard to generate wealth. As the saying goes: Money is power. As long as you aren't penniless, you will always have a chance to rise.] Jude Sharp breathed a sigh of relief, rubbing his hands together. At least he had a cheat code in this dangerous world. One month later. The Dark Knight swooped down from the night sky, crashing through the skylight. In mere seconds, the restaurant staff were left with broken bones and concussions. Jude stood on the sidewalk, staring blankly at the restaurant where he’d finally found a job. There went his workplace. There went his boss. And there went the salary he was supposed to collect tomorrow. "Where is my money?! Batman, I have a shift starting at 8 AM!" Translated and edit of Starting from scratch, Batman crushed my dream of getting rich 白手起家，蝙蝠侠干碎我的致富梦 Author: 火星咖啡 More at : [email protected]/GoldenGaruda

Kyle broke free. Sadly, punching the leader of a gang of thugs had consequences, and the leader's cronies would beat Kyle to death. But so what?! He didn't regret punching this guy even once! However, a powerful Magic Lady saved Kyle and then did something strange. She offered him a job. Apparently, he would have to go to a different world, a brutal realm where strength was the only law, and become its Overseer. A world where one person could fight thousands of people. A world where gigantic beasts broke mountains. And Kyle? He was just some random guy. He couldn't break mountains. Hell, he could barely fight a single guy, but what was he supposed to do? Reject the offer and get killed? Whether he liked it or not, he had to grow stronger, and while the beginning was tough, he actually found something he really enjoyed. His gigantic hammer. It was exhilarating when beasts exploded into chunks of flesh whenever he struck them. He loved turning boulders into rubble. With his hammer in hand, Kyle would forge a path of destruction through beast hordes and any ancient gods who dare stand in his way. And as his power grew, he became more and more involved in a war between two fundamentally different forces of nature. Join Kyle on his journey to become the Strongest Hammer God! -- Hammer starts at chapter 36 2 chapters every day. Join my Discord: https://discord.gg/EfePH46Aru

Hogwarts: Hermione and I Swapped Bodies! Tom found himself dumped in London. He figured he was finally set up to live a quiet, unremarkable life. He didn't expect to get yanked across realities again. And this time, it was a freaky body-swap. What the hell is a Hogwarts Acceptance Letter? Where did my "Little Tom" go?! How on earth did I wake up as Hermione Granger?! Stepping through the doors of the magical world, Tom is absolutely thriving and taking names. Hermione, meanwhile, is carrying the weight of the world, constantly treading on thin ice just to survive. --- "Mr. Riddle, the student body considers you the most versatile genius in the history of magic. What's your secret?" "Mr. Riddle, rumor has it you're the faculty's absolute favorite. The professors have practically come to blows over you..." "Mr. Riddle, they say you're the ultimate role model. Every student is proud to know you..." Tom simply raises a hand to quiet the crowd. "First off, I have to thank every single professor at Hogwarts. But more importantly, I have to thank Hermione. She's my absolute best friend. We're incredibly close—practically inseparable. Honestly, without Hermione, the life I have today simply wouldn't exist." --- Meanwhile, Hermione had her own thoughts to share outside the Hogwarts branch of the Daily Prophet: "Voldemort? Compared to that bastard, Voldemort is a sweet little kid! 'Incredibly close'? Who the hell is his friend?! The guy is a complete and utter Dark Lord! I only survived to see today through my own sheer blood, sweat, and tears, damn it!" ---

Lucien, who crossed over into the world of Harry Potter, awakened a strange Loan Magic System. With just a flick of his hand, he could borrow rewards in advance! Of course… debts still had to be repaid. Soon, the students of Hogwarts witnessed a newcomer who wasn’t only more talented than them, but also far more driven. [System Notification: Congratulations, host! You’ve obtained “Loki’s Faceless Mask.” Please repay your loan: Perfectly master Transfiguration.] Dumbledore: “Talent and diligence both in abundance… Could it be that Lucien is the true future of the wizarding world? But then… what about the prophecy?” [System Notification: Congratulations, host! You’ve obtained “The Complete Compendium of Dark Arts.” Please repay your loan: Deliver Voldemort’s head.] Voldemort: “What do you mean you’re in debt and need to borrow my head for repayment?!” [System Notification: Congratulations, host! You’ve obtained the recipe for the Resurrection Draught. Please repay your loan: Invent fifty entirely new potions.] Snape: “Lucien has discovered the formula for a resurrection potion? …Lily… Tell Dumbledore I’m resigning. Potions Master? Go find Lucien instead!”

Imagine a shonen sports story. But, it’s not about baseball or soccer. No, this one is about playing a MOBA video game! And no, it’s neither League of Legends nor DotA. A BRAND NEW ORIGINAL MOBA, the one MOBA to rule them all - Classmancers! The game has become so big, that even schools recognize it as a sport. They even allow students to participate in Classmancers clubs and compete against other schools! Who will be the one going to nationals!? ------------------------------------- For Yuel, a team sport is like a chessboard that comes to life. There’s no greater fun than deconstructing every opponent and predicting twenty of their moves in advance. And, Classmancers is the ideal stage for such psychological warfare, for it’s a sport in which game theory reigns supreme. At least, usually, it does. There are also goofs like Lars, who got -200 IQ, yet boast godlike mechanical skill that triumphs against all odds. He’s like your typical OPMC which a cheat, except the cheat does nothing for his intellect. Yuel and Lars are like water and fire. In other words, 100% compatible! That’s why they form an unlikely duo and set out to dominate Classmancers’ competitive scene! However, to challenge their OPness, the two will run into rivals who are just as OP! Some of them will turn their teammates immune to Yuel’s psychological attacks, while others will redirect Lars’s almighty strength against himself. In this harsh environment, the two will keep struggling, struggling, and struggling some more, following their promise to reach the pro scene. ------------------------------------- NOTE: Since the site doesn't support italics yet, I'll be using [text] tags for thoughts in this version of the story. If you're enjoying the story, please upvote it on TopWebFiction! http://topwebfiction.com/vote.php?for=classmancers RELEASE SCHEDULE: Monday. One chapter a week. GAME WIKI: https://classmancers.wikia.com/ HOMEPAGE: https://darkclaymore.wordpress.com/classmancers/ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/darkclaymore You can read up to 3 chapters ahead on Patreon.

"Immortality? That can be lonely. And in the end, everyone will die. It doesn’t matter what you do to escape it—sooner or later, all shall taste death. It is already written; it’s only a matter of when and how. But glory… glory is the answer. Glory will outlive flesh and bones. Glory is what we should strive for, not immortality." ~~~~ Robin Burton was a young man who grew up with everything anyone could ever hope for: immense talent in cultivation, a sharp mind, and a wealthy family that would stop at nothing to protect and nurture him. He had everything—except the will to make use of it. "Why should I walk the same path as my ancestors? Why must I seek strength just to defeat one rival or compete with another? That is not what I was born for!" --- “…Heh\~” Robin let out a long sigh. “Pursuing power was never my goal. I left my family and secluded myself to escape those pointless struggles for authority. I wanted to explore the universe, and to explore myself first… yet time and again, I was dragged into devastating wars. I wanted to benefit people with my knowledge and immortalize my name, yet worlds fell and hundreds of billions died because of me. Ironic, hah?”

Title: Love Is A Fairy Tale (FREE & COMPLETED!) "You have ninety days to find a bride, or I will arrange a marriage to ensure you don't end up alone." [THE ULTIMATUM] Kim-Jo has the world at his feet as the frontman of BVS Kings and the sole heir to a global auto-manufacturing empire. But extreme wealth and suffocating security have turned him into a paranoid recluse. When his billionaire father threatens to end his music career and force him into an arranged marriage, Kim-Jo refuses to be trapped. [THE DISGUISE] Leaving behind the supercars and designer suits, Kim-Jo and his bandmates execute a desperate disappearing act—hitting the freezing streets disguised as homeless drifters. It is a massive, high-risk gamble to find a woman who will love the man beneath the crown. [THE TRAP] Enter Lucy. She isn’t looking for a prince; she’s just a hardworking 21-year-old trying to survive the daily grind. When she finds three battered guys in the cold, she opens the door to her cramped apartment, offering them hot food and a safe place to sleep. To her, Kim-Jo is just "Jimmy." And for the first time in his life, the Ice King learns what it means to be human. But a billion-dollar secret cannot stay hidden forever. When the shadows of Kim-Jo's real life violently clash with Lucy’s past, the trap snaps shut. Faced with extortion, a ticking clock, and a brutal threat to Lucy's safety, the fairy tale shatters. Can a love built on a lie survive the ultimate price of fame?

Lin Mu was an orphan living in a country town. Having no knowledge of cultivation, he was a common peasant. This was until he discovered a mysterious ring stuck in a tree. Wearing it, a new world opened up to Lin Mu. The world of cultivation! The ring bestowed Lin Mu with the ability to cultivate while also giving him the ability to manipulate space. Snatching treasures, exploring unknown realms, looting secret grottos, everything was possible with the ring. Witness Lin Mu as he learns his purpose in life, finds his destiny, meets impeccable experts and beings. Watch him as he learns the truth of the cosmos, and becomes its saviour! P.S: Rise of the Worm Sovereign is a prequel to this book. Tags: #weak to strong #Beast taming #Beast companions #Monster Master #World Exploration #NO YOUNG MASTERS #NO HAREM ----- Old Synopsis: Lin Mu was a common boy living in a small town, ostracized by the townsmen because of a mistake he made during the harvest, his house seized to compensate for it. Forced to fend for himself in the outskirts, he finds a rusty ring embedded in the tree where he always used to play as a child. Witness his story as the mysterious rusty ring changes his destiny forever, opening him up to a world he would never have experienced, people he would have never met, and powers he would have never had. Instagram: grand_void_daoist -------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------- Join the discord-https://discord.gg/VfJFxXnbAE

The story follows Hikaru Kurozawa a cornball who somehow had a pretty chill life in his world. Then one day his fate completely shifts. what is that fate? it's a thing we all know, heard, Loved and hated,and that's none other thannn.... being ISEKAI'D. Now he's summoned as a HERO,the fuck he's gonna do? only GOD knows. None of us has any Idea what will happen next,everything is still a BIG mystery.So wanna unfold the different colours of this world,together?(in case if you care). [THIS-CLAIMER: TS IS NOT A TRADITIONAL NOVEL, IT'S JUST A SCRIPT-FIC THAT GOES LIKE AN EPISODE,ANDD..IT'S STILL RAW.THE CHEF ISN'T EXPERIENCED ENOUGH TO COOK]. The chapter will get edited randomly,and I don't wanna here anything about my English cuz i already know it's A.S.S btw i drew the cover art on my phone screen, I suck at drawing. update frequency: 1ch/somtimes

The story of how a Crafter landed up in the world of Arknight (Steve with Mods on Arknight)

--- [Female Protagonist] [No System] [Overpowered but Lazy] [Extremely Wealthy] [Hogwarts Legacy Crossover] --- Protagonist’s Time-Travel Records Crossing Worlds — The 996th “Harry Potter” Parallel Universe Name: Hydras Lestrange Gender: Female Date of Birth: May 22, 1975 Father: Tom Marvolo Riddle (Lord Voldemort) Mother: Bellatrix Lestrange Innate Abilities: Magical Body Supreme Magical Affinity Ability to replicate and simulate the physical traits of magical creatures --- This is the story of a time traveler whose only life goal is painfully simple: avoid the Final Battle of Hogwarts, lie flat, and live off Galleons forever. She wants no destiny. No prophecy. No saving the world. All she wants is to be rich, idle, and unbothered. And yet—for reasons she still doesn’t understand— The Dark Lord wants her to inherit his legacy. The Greatest White Wizard insists she shoulder responsibility. Even the White Wizard’s equally terrifying partner seems determined to drag her into the spotlight. She only wanted to be a pampered young lady, living comfortably off her wealth, doing absolutely nothing. After all— gold is her one true love. But reality has other plans. --- Current Status: The richest person in the wizarding world The shadowy force behind the fall of a nation The most popular female singer in the Muggle world The most popular female singer in the wizarding world Inheritor of Ancient Magic The youngest Defence Against the Dark Arts professor in Hogwarts history Young Master of the Death Eaters The rightful heir to Hogwarts Leader of the GGA The most mysterious assassin in the wizarding world Recipient of the Order of Merlin (Second Class) Potions Master Transfiguration Master Alchemy Master Combat Master …and far, far more. --- She has countless titles. Countless achievements. Countless legends written in her name. And not a single one of them is something she ever wanted. --- ________________________ NOTE :-This is translation of a Chinese fanfiction i have no claim over this fanfic or its characters Disclaimer Note: I am only translating this fanfiction. I do not own the original story, its characters, or any part of the Harry Potter franchise. or this fanfiction I am not making any profit from this translation; it is created solely for entertainment purposes.

The story begins. Ian thought he was just a little wizard with a small talent [cheat ability], who could become stronger through hard work. However... As the story unfolds, he gradually starts to realize that the teachers he’s been following to learn magic are either once-renowned powerhouses or characters mentioned in various legendary tales. “Standing before you is the noble apostle of the Shifting Illusions, the common spokesperson of the Old Ones, and the designated successor of the founders of Hogwarts!” “What? The noseless freak wants to stir up trouble? He must not have heard of my original spells, which are even recorded on the famous wizard collection cards in Chocolate Frogs!” “The Dumbledore Summoning Charm!” “The Dumbledore Berserk Charm!” Ian chants the "Expecto Patronum" spell. Suddenly, silver-white threads burst forth and converge, forming the figure that had caused a certain professor to live his entire life trapped in guilt, standing protectively in front of him. Image Credit to- Аліна Григорцова

[Warning: Some content in the novel may be upsetting to some readers. Contents include injuries, sickness, mental health, intense medication, fight scenes, and intense gore. Lastly, this novel is a semi-reality dark fantasy trope. Read at your own risk.] Chapters and Release: Release days: Everyday Release time: 3pm UTC Status: Unedited. (Will edit after main story conclusion. Specifically from the start.) *** Synopsis: A fifteen-year-old schoolgirl happens to find herself approached by a strange woman after a rough day—who happens to know her plans on running away. Astonished, she tried to interrogate, but ended up getting dragged into another universe and another world. There, she finds out that experiments are being ran on fourteen other candidates set aside for her. Being the last candidate, she is told that she might be the first one to face demise. But she is determined to find out what is up with this facility. Eventually, she comes across an astonishing fact—that this whole world and setting is similar to that of a book she read during her younger days. And the protagonist happened to be her own cousin, who also killed her at the near end of the novel. *** (Prologue) Listen... No one is judging no one here. And so am I. The world has been cruel these days. Being modern means being rude to people on the street who are below your rank—That is what they believe. I find this all frustrating, why move with a state of mind that could as well kill you someday. You don't know if this person is a lawyer, a far relative, a doctor, a politician. But you already get the gist, don't you? And like any other teenagers my age, I really want to run away from all this. It's not like I am an orphan or from a poor household. I am from a family which is a standard class in economical terms in this world. And yet, I want to run away. Haha! Anyways. I did succeed. I wonder at what cost? I am away from all that hostility of course... But now I am in another world. Not reincarnated. Not transmigrated to another body. I am with my own soul in my original body, but in another world. This world... is weird. Thinking back, I remember reading a strange book when I was young. This book actually speaks about this world. I am a character there. Funnier thing, I don't know what is up with it either. It appears to me that the writer decided they want to see the 'live-action' version of it. So now... I am the actor playing my own character.

Ethan, a young quarterback with great potential and a hidden passion for pop culture, tragically dies during an important high school game. However, his soul transmigrates into the body of Andrew, a small child adopted by Cameron and Mitchell from the show Modern Family. In this new life, in addition to pursuing his dream as a quarterback, Andrew begins sharing his passion for video games, comics, and movies online, becoming an unexpected internet celebrity. Follow Andrew’s journey as he interacts with the show’s characters while fulfilling his two greatest dreams. Author's Note: This is not just the world of Modern Family; I’m planning to involve other series as well, although I’ll decide on that as I go. Another important point is that this could be considered an AU since I will change some Modern Family dates and events, such as Mitchell and Cameron adopting a boy before Lily. You can find advanced chapters on my patreon. https://[email protected]/Nathe07