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Transmigrated as a beautiful CEO, everything is within reach of her hands. Wealth, Power, and Influence. And she also possesses the system. Starting point high with all the helps from the universe, what could go wrong? What?! She is in a world similar to the combination of novels. What! The most hated sadomasochistic-SM-CEO and his wife, novel theme, and her half-sister was a heroine. Side characters never ever had a good time as the world revolves around them. Our CEO knows this and her worries increase. What?! Another novel theme shows up in this world and it's a stallion one. Messed up and you still tell me... Heaven! That's not all, she is supposed to be a member of the harem of the male protagonist. ****! our CEO shoves a middle finger at the world and strangles the system. What in the world have you brought me here for? Companions, enemies, connections, and successes are all meant for her to walk through. Each step, every struggle will be her monument. Rising to the top of the pyramid, overlooking from above, everything within her grasp. Prove to the world, a woman can hold up half the sky. First, Let me find a way to divorce this engagement with Lin Fan. Former Title: My system helps me become a cold, beautiful, elegant C.E.O

Arnis Similar to that of a contemporary online game, it incorporates a fantasy like experience for players that wants to experience what a fantasy world feels like, and just like every contemporary online game. You get to be with your allies and form factions with a shared goal. You get to equip heavenly and legendary relics that can help you with your growth or combat power. You will have to discover hidden quest, legendary quest and stuff. Of course you get to fight mythical monsters and powerful adversities. The only difference it makes is that you are not in the other side of a computer screen. It is undoubtedly real. It's a second world for humans in the modern world created using Science and Technology. And here we find a guy whose got literally nothing to do, basking in the sun of summer, Lyn. He stumbled upon the game and starts his journey. Welcome to Arnis!

Melissa, a common salary woman, now Lillian Ker Arius, an extra she had never heard of, has to survive in a world based on a Otome RPG game she played before meeting her untimely end. Finally, being able to meet a character she admired for so long due to their uptight, strict, but gentle personality, how will she fair when she finds out that this character she admires so much is secretly a yandere underneath all her coldness? === https://discord.gg/pp72Y3fNmT

Leo had a problem. Don't be like Leo! It wasn't that he was poor. It wasn't that he was unlucky. It was that he had been cursed, or blessed by the Accidental Tycoon System. The rules were deceptively simple. Any money he lost on an investment would be returned to him, doubled. His life's new mission was crystal clear. He had to go bankrupt. In a high-tech world of S-Rank Heroes, magic, and newly-contacted alien civilizations, this should have been the easiest thing to achieve in the galaxy. He just had to become the biggest, most spectacular loser the universe had ever seen. So, he tried. Oh, how he tried... He threw billions at publishing a dungeon guide written by a 10-year-old. The maps were in crayon, and it listed the final boss as a Big Grumpy Badger. [Breaking: New S-Rank dungeon called 'The Whispering Labyrinth' appears! All high-tech mapping drones fail. A lost F-Rank porter used the crayon guide... and it's 100% accurate. The final boss is a 50-foot divine badger. The Galactic Union has declared the guide a 'holy text' for exploration!] He bought the galaxy's most useless moon, planning to build a 'Museum of Paint'. [Alert: Ancient magical ley-lines discovered under the moon's surface! It's the only place in the universe that can safely grow the 'Star-Lotus,' the key ingredient for immortality!] To the Intergalactic Hero's Guild, the Magic Academies, and the Alien Federations, Leo was the god of investment whose every move was like 5D chess that ordinary people couldn't understand. Heroes would soar with his sponsorship. Alien emperors offered him their daughters' hands in marriage for a single 'tip'. But Leo just stared at his bank account, which now displayed his wealth that he couldn't use on himself, with tears streaming down his face. "Please," he cried, "I'm trying to fail! Why won't you just let me be poor?!"

This is the stories of two different people from two different worlds (literally) She was raised in love, while he was raised in hate Her birth was celebrated, while he was despised She was protected, while he was abused everyday. She is gentle, warm and kind, while he is cold, cruel and vicious But with the twist of fate, their world collided. They will learn from each other. He will teach her to be hopeful and live for herself, while she will teach him the joys of Friendship and Love Together they will learn to understand each other, accept each other and love each other, and soon their love will change the fate of the world ________________________________________ Princess: Can you stop staring at me while I'm sleeping? The Lord: I can't... The Princess: Are you gonna stare at me the whole night? The Lord: Yes! The Princess: Can you at least act like a normal man who will take advantage of a maiden while in her room. The Lord: …this Lord would oblige The Princess: WAIT… This princess is kidding, just kidding, wait...!

"So what if it's a beast apocalypse?" "So what if many have died?" "So what if I've made enemies with beings I can't even fathom the strength of?" "All of that doesn't matter. I will definitely survive this apocalypse with my students!" Muku spoke to himself as he alone faced an army of thousands of beasts ready to tear him apart. His body was bathed in a greyish shining armour, a large imposing sword resting in his hand. His grey eyes fiercely staring at the beasts. "I will survive this..." He whispered to himself one more time. BOOM! With a mighty jump, he was in front of the beast horde. Whether he'd survive it or not... (For those who want to know. Nothing 18+ will happen with anyone below 18 years. And this is not a smut so at least read a few chapters before judging it. Or you can just ignore it completely. Just don't call it what it's not please)

Volumes I-IV are complete. Volume V is in progress! Queen Bee may have lost to Mongrel in the Dreamscape, but that is not where her story ends. Nor is it where her journey began. Get a deeper glimpse into the waking world of Shadow Slave through the eyes of one of the Dreamscape's top duelists. Special thanks to Guiltythree for all his help with the lore. I appreciate your time very much! Also thanks to Nonsensefree, the story's content editor. You made my life much easier. Thank you!

— No NTR — No Yuri — This Is Not A Stupid Ass Translation! ... As the man ejaculated, countless sperm raced toward the womb. 'Ehh, where am I?' one of them wondered. 'WTF?! I'm a sperm?! How is this possible?' The sperm was shocked, but it couldn't stop. It's instinct to reach the egg, which drove it involuntarily forward. 'Forget it! I'll figure out what's going on later. Right now, I need to secure my ticket in life!' 'Although these sperm may cause some troubles, I'd win.' With determination, it focused on outsmarting its competitors to reach its destination. After a long, hard battle, the sperm finally entered the egg. The egg trembled slightly as if wanting to convey something. As if it knew what the egg wanted to say, the sperm replied. "When it comes to conception, I am the exception!" "Because throughout ejaculation and impregnation, I alone am the born one! " And that is how our sperm protagonist becomes a fetus. ... For advanced chapters: patreon.com/ImmortalCockroach Discord link for illustrations: https://discord.gg/WtF6XTgefR

Leon, the world's greatest special agent, dies after a questionable accident Only to be reincarnated into a novel he just started reading Not only did he reincarnate, but he reincarnated into one of the three grand duke family But as an illegitimate child, a bastard But so what? If the world calls him a bastard, he'll just be one *** Hey so if you are reading this, I am writing this novel for my own satisfaction, so I can't guarantee a good read, nor can I guarantee consistent upload schedules, I'll be posting and doing whatever I want, but yeah hope you stay and read :)

Following a terrible accident, the last thing Arin expected was to be waking up in a stranger's body, and in a strange world where the laws of nature don't apply. Faced with a reality thrumming with enchantment, where monsters and mythical beasts alike roam the land, Arin resolves himself to - get back home. Magic is real? Great. Then surely there must be a way for him to return to his life, thanks. He'll have to learn to navigate this world and get stronger in order to find the answers he seeks? Sure, he'll do his best. No matter what, he's going home. ... That is, of course, if he survives long enough to do so.

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

My name is Hanekawa. Profession: Elite Spy for the Cloud Village. Mission: Infiltrate Konoha, gather intel, and destroy it from the inside. Current Status: ...I may have messed up. And by "messed up," I mean I accidentally became Tsunade's favorite student, Minato Namikaze's best friend, and the village's top hero. Whoops. Armed with a "Ability System" that rewards me for everything from capturing Tailed Beasts to "mentoring" beautiful Kunoichi, I’ve become too strong to be a simple spy. Wood Style? Unlocked. Rinnegan? Stolen. The Hidden Cloud's Jinchuriki? I captured them. (Sorry, Raikage-sama, it was for the experience points). In this timeline, the Yellow Flash never died, Tsunade took the Hokage hat early, and the Uchiha Clan... well, they answer to me now. I came here to be a villain. I ended up running the whole show. Forget the canon. I am the canon now.

A tale about the former leader of a special organization served under royalty, now leaving his past life behind and unintentionally getting involved with the martial world.

In a universe where ancient gods dictate fate, Han Zhau is the ultimate glitch. Transmigrated into a brutal cultivation world as a talentless mortal with zero spiritual roots, Han Zhau should have been cannon fodder. But the Heavens made a critical error. They let him keep his tools. Floating in his mind is the ultimate cheat: Cheat Engine. Forget spending 10,000 years in bitter meditation. Forget fighting over low-tier resources. [Base Qi Rate: 1.0 -> 999.0] [Cultivation Cycle: 365 Days -> 0.1 Seconds] [Dantian Capacity: 100 -> 999,999,999] [Item ID 0x001 (Blank Book) -> 0x999 (Primordial Chaos God-Slaying Scripture)] While Peerless Geniuses boast about clearing one meridian in ten years, Han Zhau unlocks 100% of his body before breakfast. He doesn't seek enlightenment—he seeks root access to reality. Supreme Demons? Erased. Heavenly Tribulations? NOP-ed. The Dao? Just another vulnerable system. "You cultivated for a million years to reach the apex? Cute. I just edited my stats."

“My blood is a curse that the gods fear and demons despise.” Arata Sparda is the darkest secret of the Lucifer. The bastard son of Sirzechs and grandson of the legendary Dark Knight Dante, he was abandoned to his fate after his mother's death. After surviving hell and regaining his memories as the “Demon King Candidate,” Arata arrives at the Biblia Academy with a single goal: power. He possesses the “Diary of Destiny,” an artifact that records his rise and his plans for revenge. What he doesn't know is that his diary is connected to the souls of the women around him. While he plans to use them as pawns, they see the truth behind his mask of arrogance: the pain of a child the world tried to break. The rebellion has begun.

Grace was once the cherished daughter of her Beta Parents but her world shattered when her younger sister died. She was framed for the death of her sister and became the packs outcast. Born a mute human to werewolf parents, Grace spent twenty-one years as a sheltered outcast, until her own pack sentenced her to death by hanging for a crime she didn’t commit. she was saved and knocked off her feet by a striking Lycan. He’s towering, intimidating, and has an infuriatingly seductive accent . The Lycan King of the North has been hunting the scent of his fated mate for years. He never expected fate to lead him to a broken omega moments from execution. And he isn’t the only one who feels it. His two identical brothers scent her too. Grace is everything the Lycans were raised to despise: human, and omega. The Lycans have spent centuries wiping out wolf packs, and now their fated mate belongs to one. Yet she is also the only female whose scent drives them to territorial madness. They should reject her. They should kill her. Instead, they claim her. Now hunted by her former pack and trapped in the brutal politics of Lycan royalty, Grace must survive three dangerously dominant mates whose instincts demand to protect, possess… and knot. But as the truth about her sister’s fake death begins to surface, it becomes clear her execution was never about justice. It was about silencing her. And the three dark Lycans who have knotted her may have just unleashed something far more dangerous than they expected.

Arthur, a broke orphan, dies saving a mother and child—only to awaken as Arthur Evan Imperius, an F-rank villain from his favorite game, disowned and destined to die as cannon fodder in a world ruled by “chosen heroes.” At his lowest, he awakens the Ultimate Scavenger System—a strange, “weak” system that doesn’t grant power… it steals it. In a world secretly manipulated by bored higher beings, where heroes are protected by fate and overpowered systems, Arthur’s ability lets him hunt those favorites of destiny, ripping fragments of their powers to build something far more dangerous. Surrounded by hero's, Extra's, Ruthless Villian's, and hidden system-users, Arthur refuses to remain a minor villain. He will rewrite the his fate—turning humiliation into leverage, heroes into prey, and himself into the monster even the gods will regret creating. [ Battle Instinct has been extracted from the Warbound System ] [ Bond Resonance has been extracted from the supreme Harem System ] [ Adaptive Hero's Boon has been extracted from the Radiant Valor System ] ------ Here i am again with another cringy and unbearable novel. as you guys no what i mean. try it at your own risk.

[A sequel to The F-Class Healer Omega is a Villain] In the city of Seoul, nothing had truly changed since the last surge of gates—at least, not after the last high energy levels had stablized. The country had settled into peace and harmony, guarded by an even stronger awakener… until the moment he became pregnant. Two months into his pregnancy, that stability shattered. S-Class gates erupted across the country in an unprecedented stream, swallowing cities in panic and destruction. But these gates themselves weren’t the most troubling part. The one who triggered them—undeniably an S+ Class awakener—had vanished without a trace. Gone. Offline. Watching the country burn from the shadows, planning something far more dangerous. With the nation on the brink, the Central Bureau for Awakeners had no choice. They assigned the task of hunting down this mysterious new S+ Class to the strongest hunter in the country. And who is the strongest hunter, you ask? Of course… it’s me.

Reincarnated as a fox by mistake, Tang Li Xue got a system that could help her evolve and become a Deity as her compensation. In the vast Immortal World filled with powerful cultivators, demonic beasts, and mysterious spirits, how could Tang Li Xue survive as a fox? There was no other way, Tang Li Xue must continue to level up, learn, and evolve until she becomes an invincible Fox Deity that stands above all! Let's join Tang Li Xue on her journey to face all the dangers in the vast Immortal World and become stronger step by step!

He tilted her chin up with two fingers, forcing her to look at him while the entire throne room watched. “Run,” the Devil King murmured softly, almost tenderly. “I like it when you run. Isn't that what you're good at?” Her pulse jumped, but she refused to blink. “And I like it when you bleed, loser.” A slow smile curved his mouth. The Elders moved uneasily. No one got to speak to him that way. No one survived it. He leaned closer, his voice lowering to something only she can hear. “You will be my bride, Firefly.” “Over my dead body.” His thumb brushed the mark on her wrist. “Exactly.” * When a forgotten girl is dragged before a tyrant king in search of a bride, she expects execution not recognition. But the man who rules the kingdom has been haunting her dreams for years. He calls her Firefly. He calls her his. And now he wants a crown on her head. Feared by his court, worshipped by his people, merciless to his enemies. But devoted only to her. As series of dark events unfold, she realizes that she was never chosen. She was claimed. The Devil’s Pet — a dark fantasy romance where obsession overrules love and running only makes the Devil chase harder.