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When the zombie apocalypse began, I expected screaming, chaos, maybe even heroic last stands. What I didn’t expect… was my wife being eaten for breakfast. Now before you judge me—our marriage wasn’t exactly a fairy tale. Years of arguments, flying utensils, and emotional warfare had already prepared me for the end of the world. So when the zombies showed up and started eating her, I thought maybe—just maybe—this apocalypse had finally done me a favor. Unfortunately, they didn’t finish the job. She turned. And now my undead wife, along with half the neighborhood, is chasing me down the street with a rolling pin and a hunger for revenge. Surviving the zombie apocalypse is hard. Surviving it while your zombie wife is trying to kill you? That’s a whole different nightmare. Welcome to my life. Like, comment, share give good reviews and power stones

Francisca, a rich daughter of a business tycoon family was accidentally murdered by one of the god of reincarnation's subordinate. Since she's already died in her old world, she's going to be going off in a new adventure with her new life in your normal isekai world. As an apology The god of reincarnation gave her a gift- a phone! Making her overpowered! Being one of the most unbeatable monster in there! And what's this? Why are there so many girls fighting for our isekai MC?! Will she find peace in her new life or just absolute chaos?

Takashi Komuro, after he lost his parents in a plane crash, was taken in by the Takagi family. At the age of 17, he started living alone during his second year of high school. Now with only high school left to finish, and in his attempt to find a job to live independently… However, the carnal passion he feels for mature women turns his life upside down. Is it a curse, or a divine test? ____________________ Early Chapters: ko-fi.com/harem_kingg NSFW warning: It's porn with a plot fanfic.

George Cooper Jr. has a handsome face and nice hair... that's his only advantage. His nicknamed is 'Ladies Man' because of those traits, but what if another soul possesses his body?! Coolest Big Brother, Proud Son, and most importantly.... A Player! Read at your own risk! Remember, I don't own anything other than my ideas. All characters, events, and conversations in this novel belong to the respected author or the owners of *Young Sheldon* and *The Big Bang Theory*!

You Feng arrived in a Parallel World. Upon signing in, he received a Dark Ghost Deck. In this world, everything is decided by Yu-Gi-Oh! card Duels. When gangs erupted in conflict, throngs of people settled it with card Duels. College entrance exam questions covered all sorts of Yu-Gi-Oh! knowledge, and Jack Ma's daughter even chose her husband through Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. Promotion and a raise? Duel! Want to join the military? Also a Duel! Nations at war? Still a Duel! True Yu-Gi-Oh! Duels saved the world, but unbeknownst to them, the original Yu-Gi-Oh! world would descend upon this Parallel World in three months, signaling the complete annihilation of their entire world! “I’m here to find my husband! Bystanders, move aside!” Asuka Tenjoin. “You Feng! Why did you leave without saying a word?” Aki Izayoi. “You Feng! I’m still waiting for you to teach me how to build a deck!” Anzu Mazaki. ------------------------------- join Pãtreon/flokixy for advance Chapters

Lin Mu unexpectedly transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and awakened his Metal Martial Soul. After ten years of hard cultivation, he reached Level 46, becoming a Soul Ancestor. It was then that he accidentally bumped into Tang San, who was preparing to enroll in the Nouding Academy. At that precise moment, the Golden Finger he had been waiting sixteen years for finally arrived. It was a very simple interface: [Main Quest: Accept Tang San as your disciple and reshape his worldview. The greater the contrast, the richer the reward. Completion: 0%.] Under Lin Mu's tutelage, Tang San gradually became "wickedly righteous" and began to unlock other Armor Summoning Devices. - Years later, Tang Hao was preparing to reunite with Tang San, only to find that his son's personality had undergone a complete transformation. Tang San: "Since you already left, why did you come back?" Tang Hao: "Little San, I will always be your father." Tang San: "I only have a Master and a mother. I do not have a father." Xiao Wu: "Brother, do Soul Beasts deserve to die?" Tang San: "A Soul Beast is a Soul Beast, nothing more!" When the Main Quest was finally completed, Lin Mu received the ultimate reward, the Shura Armor. What surprised him even more was that the moment he laid his hands on it, the Shura Armor evolved into the Hellface Shura. (Key Themes: Humiliating Yu Xiaogang, Dismantling Shrek Academy, and causing Tang Hao and Tang San to turn against each other.) This is a translation. Raw: 斗罗：弟子唐三，正的发邪 Author: 异界端木将军 UPDATES: Starting from Volume 2, it will be 2-3 chapters a day.

> **"Misunderstanding magic? Impossible. I'm just a humble supermarket cashier."** > Henry Anthony wiped his hands on his apron, looking at the Ministry official with innocent eyes. > "Sir, we detected Grade-5 Necromancy energy," the official insisted. > Henry paused for a second. **"Oh. Are you referring to my skeletal pet? Or the fact that I crawled out of my own grave last Tuesday?"** > The next day, Henry didn't get arrested. Instead, he got a job offer. > **Albus Dumbledore:** "Mr. Anthony, Hogwarts is in need of a unique talent like you." > **Henry:** "To teach Defense Against the Dark Arts?" > **Albus Dumbledore:** "No. Muggle Studies." > Thus, Hogwarts welcomed its weirdest professor in history. > He doesn't care about blood purity. He doesn't care about House points. > He just wants a quiet life and his monthly paycheck. > But when a certain Dark Lord tries to resurrect himself and disturb Henry's peace... > Henry sighs and picks up his shovel. > **"Look, buddy. Coming back from the dead is MY specialty. Get back in the ground."** > **What to expect:** > **Undead MC:** A Necromancer who acts like a chill salaryman. > **Professor POV:** Teaching young wizards about "Supermarket Economics" and "How to use a Toaster". > **AU Canon:** The Golden Trio Era, but chaotic. > **No Harem / Slice of Life / Comedy / OP Protagonist**

I woke up buried under a mountain of corpses in the Third Great Ninja War. Blood soaked my skin, and death was mere inches away. But just as I thought my second life was over, a mechanical voice rang out. [Ding! The 'Everyone Loves Me' Strategy System has awakened!] [Reward: Six Eyes (Rikugan) & Limitless (Mukagen)!] I had the powers of Gojo Satoru. I was invincible. I was ready to dominate the Ninja World! There was just one small problem... White Zetsu dug me out, and Madara Uchiha decided to adopt me. Oh, and the System and Zetsu forced me into a purple kimono. Now, the legendary Ghost of the Uchiha thinks I'm a "talented little girl" who shares his dream of peace. To survive the den of lions, I have to act. I became the moon in Obito's darkness. I became the spy Madara trusted most. I became the "Goddess" of the Akatsuki. What Awaits You: Jujutsu Kaisen Powers: Six Eyes, Limitless, Blue, Red, and Hollow Purple in the Naruto World. Master Manipulator: Deceiving Madara, brainwashing Obito, and playing the entire ninja world like a fiddle. The Ultimate "Trap": A male protagonist forced to crossdress. The world thinks he's a beauty; he just wants to punch people. Villain Faction: Starting in the caves with Madara and Zetsu, moving to the Akatsuki. Comedy & Misunderstandings: Serious villains blushing at a guy in a dress.

"The Professor Who Brought Eastern Flair to Hogwarts" "Dumbledore? Didn't he already graduate? Why is he back at school again?" "Oh, Severus, don't be so tense. He's the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!" "Bloody hell, if I catch him eating hotpot out of a cauldron in the castle one more time, I'm challenging him to a duel." ······ "You are the worst class I've ever taught!" "But Professor, isn't this your first time teaching?" ······ "Miss Granger, as class monitor, you'll lead morning study sessions by the Black Lake every day." "Mr. Potter, as sports captain, after morning studies, you'll lead everyone in a lap around the Black Lake!" ······ "O.W.L. Exams: 100 Days Countdown" "Burn the boats—let's ace every single O.W.L.!" Meet Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul. Three years after graduation, he returns to Hogwarts as a professor, bringing a completely different kind of magic to the ancient castle. With his unconventional teaching methods—from hotpot dinners to military-style morning routines—this young professor is about to turn Hogwarts education upside down. Will his Eastern approach to magic education clash with traditional wizarding ways? Can he survive Snape's disapproval and Dumbledore's curious glances? And most importantly, can he actually help his students achieve those perfect O.W.L. scores? A hilarious and heartwarming tale of cultural fusion, unconventional teaching, and the magic that happens when East meets West at the world's most famous school of witchcraft and wizardry. Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life, Teacher-Student Dynamics, Cultural Fusion, Hogwarts AU

[Warning: Adult Content (R18+) - Contains Lemons] Our protagonist transmigrated as Rick into his favorite book, after a reading marathon of that story. His favorite female character, named Sarah, was the first thing he saw. So why is he so sad? Oh, that’s right. BECAUSE HE WILL DIE SOON! Rick is an insignificant Extra with the worst class, who is destined to die early on in the story. His only hope is to steal the power from the MC. He was expecting a cheat combat power, but he received the [Valkyrie Tamer System]. Now he will need to form a party of girls, turn them into Valkyries: His loyal underlings with special powers. Rick will train them to level them up, build their powers, and tame them using their lustful desires. Can he face death?

Disclaimer All copyrighted content is the property of its respective owner(s). Welcome to previous readers who have read the Gamer Path series thus far. This would be No.5 of Gamer Path, starting with a new MC after the previous one. The story tells of this path that opens to the world of the Pokemon Adventures series. The danger is constant, always filled with those in power doing as they please. Unlike your usual Gamers, this one chose a hard challenge as he requested to have the bare minimum of a Gamer System like those in Pokemon Games 'MENU' and an Arc Phone. After all, for a game, it needs to be challenging. And what better challenge in becoming a Pokemon Trainer than to rely on their abilities... "I wanna be the very best like no one ever was... a Pokemon Master."

*Please, read this till the end; Trust me, this is not your regular repititive smut romance; When Benjamin Mark dies a lonely virgin after a lifetime of work and illness, mischievous gods grant him a steamy second chance in the fantasy world of Elyndor. Reborn with a handsome new body, infinite stamina, and a cheeky System designed to help him “enjoy life,” Benjamin stumbles into the hidden paradise of Verdant Spire—an ancient forest enclave inhabited solely by fierce, voluptuous Amazon warriors. These proud women, who normally venture out only to seek temporary mates, have never allowed a man to live among them… until now. Rescued and claimed by the passionate scout Sara, Benjamin quickly discovers that his arrival is seen as a divine gift. With the System unlocking tantalizing new abilities with every intimate encounter, he becomes the cherished center of an eager, all-female tribe—from attentive warriors to the commanding Queen herself. In a village where strength, beauty, and desire rule, one reincarnated man is about to fulfill every unspoken regret of his past life… one breathless night at a time. A sinful isekai harem fantasy of reincarnation, endless stamina, and the ultimate male wish-fulfillment. There's some Yuri in some chapters. I made sure to tag the chapters where I suddenly add some trope. The bonus chapters are where I dive deeper into some plots, and exploring world building, without slowing down the main story. Skip it if you only want Benjamin's journey, because there you might find flashbacks of other characters and history, which could include gore, NTR for other characters, or other things concerning the world building. Readers who skip bonuses still get the exclusive pure harem/power fantasy ride, while those who read them, who like the entire plot above smut, get richer side stories. I repeat, do not spend coins on bonus chapters if you only want Benjamin's journey and power fantasy. If you want a whole epic saga, then dive into the bonuses too and enjoy the story. Core harem (Amazons who love/claim the MC, fairies like Clay who confess, sluts who abandon old lives for him) stays 100% loyal—no desires elsewhere, and no cheating. That's the promise I made. If you're looking for 100% exclusive loyalty from the actual love interests, it's all there—no worries. I appreciate the support from everyone enjoying the ride! Note; The Author is a super nice person. If you want to drop reasonable suggestions or advise, they're open. But please note; if you insult, abuse, or accuse them, they will defend themselves. Some folks literally pop up and say horrible stuff because the story was not THEIR story. Please, let us coexist in peace. I love peace. But if it's war, though we'll not like it, yeah; come abuse the Author.

Noah, a medical student at Kansas State, saw his life change forever when he met Claire Redfield. What began as a university romance turned into a fight for survival during the Raccoon City outbreak. Now, using Noah’s medical expertise and Claire’s combat skills, the duo embarks on a global mission to expose Umbrella and stop the spread of bioterrorism. in case you want to support me (special benefits) p4treon.com/talkfictome (+extra Chapters)

One qualifying match. One freak accident. One new life in the undercity. Chen didn't just wake up in the world of League of Legends—he woke up in the dangerous heart of Zaun. Armed with unusual resistances and the tactical mind of a veteran player, he decides to rewrite the darkest chapters of history. It all begins with a single, impossible mission: Saving Jinx. From the explosive War of Two Cities to the vast wilds of Runeterra, Chen gathers a team of legendary champions. He doesn't care about the "proper" way to fight; he only cares about the stats, the builds, and winning a war that hasn't even begun yet. Whether he’s forcing an army to face his "broken" mechanics or turning a loose cannon into his greatest asset, one thing is certain: the rules of the Rift no longer apply. Chen is changing the world. in case you want to support me (special benefits) p4treon.com/roaverse (+extra Chapters)

What happens when the world’s most unpredictable ninja is replaced by a mind with no limits? Reborn as Naruto Uzumaki, a soul from another world finds himself at the center of a storm he knows all too well. There is no "System" to guide him, no "Cheat Codes" to grant him power. Only his intellect and the untapped potential of a Jinchuriki remain. To survive the Eye of the Moon Project and the looming Otsutsuki threat, "good enough" isn't an option. By mastering the alchemy of chakra—fusing Water, Earth, and the vital essence of Yang Release—he awakens a Wood Release that rivals the First Hokage himself. While his allies in the Leaf call him the "Little Sun," his enemies across the nations have a different name for him: The Underworld. With Kurama at his side in a bond no one saw coming, Naruto is ready to redefine the destiny of the Shinobi world. [No System] [Genius Protagonist] [Harem] in case you want to support me (special benefits) p4treon.com/talkfictome (+extra Chapters)

This city is fueled by broken spirits, shattered dreams, and the blood and sweat of the common people. In a world drowning in chrome and silicon, Jax has a different philosophy: he refuses to be just another cog in the machine. He doesn't believe that roses can bloom on circuit boards, and he certainly doesn't believe in trading his humanity for a piece of corporate hardware. In the year 2077, everyone is obsessed with the latest upgrades. But in this world, crosshairs don't just appear in your mind, and high-end prosthetics aren't installed without a heavy price. Fortunately for Jax, he has a "Gold Finger"—a unique edge that the corporate elites never saw coming. Jax never wanted to be a legend. He had no grand plans to change the world or do something "big." He just wanted to guard his own little piece of land and live a quiet, decent life. But in Night City, peace is a luxury the powerful won't let you keep. They pushed him. They cornered him. And now, they’re going to regret it. "So now—it’s time to show everyone who the real legend is!" "Adam Smasher? That’s a powerful prosthetic you’ve got there, but luckily for me, my body is far from basic. Come on, touch it! I’ll show you what a true athlete is made of!" As for Arasaka Tower? It’s going down. The only question left is what color the nuclear explosion should be. "Oh, how about pink?" in case you want to support me (special benefits) p4treon.com/ThePlotHoleRefuge (+extra Chapters)

The multiverse is wide beyond imagination, countless universes and realms with unique laws and environments. Yet even among the myriad races, there exist those pinnacle few. Mythical beings and sovereign creatures of such power that the sheer weight of their Existence sends ripples throughout not just space and time, but Fate, Karma even...the Brown.  Of course no race is truly insignificant, as even from those unblessed by the hands/ probuscises/ appendages/ etc that forged them hail champions whose legends are such that none dare take them lightly. The Dread Ziriothrax, The Twister of Time and...Vigilante-Man to name a few. Yet this is not a tale of such beings. This is a tale of a species so bizarre it exceeds multiversal minimum sanity standards to the nth degree. A species so shunned even Evolution herself disowned them. This is the tale of one such being and the disastrous mark he left on the multiverse. This is the Tale of a Trinacornagon. *** This is a serious story. Cover is drawn by a trusted colleague and co-originator of this story.

After waking up, everyone will travel through a wasteland world, and the survivors will face various challenges such as acid rain, extreme cold, extreme heat and mutant creatures. Every corner holds unknown dangers, and the survivors have to adapt to this harsh environment. To withstand natural disasters, the survivors must build their own shelters in this dangerous land, stockpile enough water and resources to survive before the disaster strikes. While others struggle daily to gather rotten scraps and fight over limited supplies, fear and desperation slowly spread through the wasteland. Vikram Parker awakened a plant system. While others are scraping for a little bit of food, Vikram can cultivate crops. While survivors reinforce their shelters with fragile wood and broken metal, he grows living walls of vines and sturdy thornwood. His plants can bear fruits, purify water, and gradually transform barren land into fertile soil. As the regional chat fills with panic before every incoming disaster, Vikram calmly harvests fresh vegetables inside his green sanctuary. Looking at the endless cries for help and warnings of starvation, he can’t help but think. Surviving in the apocalypse isn’t that hard. Goals for the first 300 chapters: - Daily Update 1 Chapter Power Ranking Top 3 = 1 Extra Chapters! Power Ranking No 1 = 3 Extra Chapters! Every 20 Golden Tickets = 1 Extra Chapters! A Castle = 5 extra chapter! A Spacecraft = 10 extra chapters! A Gachapon = 15 extra chapters! ................................................

༺❘✦ Ryo thought moderating online fan drama about Llewellyn, the world's most famous hero, was the worst part of his job... What he didn't expect was the System deciding his online arguments counted as combat experience and dropping him into a magical apocalypse with Llewellyn himself! He also didn't expect the Internet to start shipping them! And he certainly didn't expect the System's idea of "combat partner" to involve an absurd amount of physical contact disguised as Healing Bonuses, shared body heat, Dungeon environments that look like dates, or being randomly teleported onto Llewellyn's lap! Llewellyn might be the strongest person on Earth, but he has no one to watch his back. Luckily for him, Ryo has had to deal with his unhinged online following for years… and he is more than willing to get his hands dirty in person. ━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━ Content Note: The rating goes up as the story progresses! Expect mutual attraction, sexual tension, only one bed trope, and explicit scenes between consenting adults. ━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━ Webnovel updates: Mon / Fri Early access available on Patreon (15+ chapters ahead and increasing), where I generally upload on Tue/Thu/Sat. Thank you so much for your support! ━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━ BL, Fantasy, System, Romance, M/M, Magic, Action, Character-driven, Feral Partnership, Idiots in Love, Getting Together, Slow Burn, Smut, Ropes, Humor, Banter, Dungeons, Distorted Realms, Magical Apocalypse, Internet Drama, VR Games, Elemental Cafés, a Penguin.

This is a rewritten book of a previous FF called : Mushoku Tensei: That forgotten mob Never would I’ve thought that a simple water ball would awaken those feelings inside of me, as the day passed, memories falling to pieces together to awaken an ability that brings me trauma and dread towards the future. As the day passed, more knowledge and different future that lies ahead of me appeared and scare me. I tried to bear through the world, and see what kind of struggle I can make before stopping at the juncture where I can make a change. In this godforsaken world… I wonder, what change can I make? tldr: Claude was just a brat—a village troublemaker with a sharp tongue and a sharper mind—until a prank gone wrong awakened something terrifying and impossible. Memories. Not from another life, but from many. Futures that never happened. Timelines that fractured. Pain that felt too real to be fiction. Now, armed with fragments of knowledge from alternate realities, Claude knows one thing: the peaceful village of Buena is not safe. A disaster is coming—the Mana Calamity—and no one is prepared. So Claude trains. Under Paul Greyrat's sword. Alongside Rudeus' magic. With grit, secrets, and a plan no one can know.