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I've definitely seen this before. Loser dies in their own home. Gets reincarnated in another world with a cheat system. Has women on both arms and his third leg within 30 minutes of arriving. They defeat the great evil demon king or whatever. The loser lives happily ever after with his 50+ wives. The end. 'Yes, yes, I see. That's definitely not happening any time soon with me.' After all, I wasn't reincarnated as the rich disowned noble or the hero with a golden finger. No, I was born as this little red fiendish-looking thing, who's barely 50 centimetres tall! Not to mention, I didn't even wake up in a nice, cosy bed - instead, I plopped out of a blood slide, which led straight into a dungeon! 'And where the hell is my syste-!' [Evolution system activating] 'Wait, I'm not completely doomed!' [Warning! You have been sent to a high difficulty World] 'W-what.' [Good luck!] ----- Note/ extra tags: No harem, nonhuman, system isn't OP. Will update notes if required.

[Awakening Supreme God’s Treasure: Shadow] [System Boot Successful] [Host can now gain infinite classes.] [Hint: Complete hidden requirements to gain a Class.] [Host is too young. Dispatching a Fallen Angel to guide the host.] [The Guide is allowed to share Hidden Class requirements with the host.] The world hides its teeth. Mages, warriors, vampires, and gods aren’t stories. They exist, hidden from ordinary eyes. The world dances on their whims. I was one of the clueless. I lived my life believing the world was normal… until I found out the truth. By then, it was too late for me. All I could do was survive in the darkness, working as an assassin for the one I once called my master. But in the end, I was betrayed. I was killed once my use was over. I thought it was the end. But fate had other plans. I woke up as a newborn — on Earth — with all my memories intact. “I’ve returned to the past?” And it was not a simple return. I had gained the strongest weapon in existence. [Shadow], the treasure of the Supreme God. I was thrilled… but the surprises didn’t stop there. I found I had the blood of dragons! Now, armed with one of the strongest bloodline, the most powerful assassin Class, and a Fallen Angel as my mentor, I would take my destiny into my own hands. This time, I’ll grow stronger from the cradle. I’ll kill every traitor who betrayed me. I’ll take everything I was denied. No more masters. No more chains. This time— I’ll live for myself. *** Additional Tag: #Bloodline Evolution, #Heir of a Rich Family, #Genius, #Swordmaster, #Reborn in a Magical Family, #Space Magic User, #Veteran Assassin, #Master of All, #Hidden Bloodlines, #Multiple Worlds, #Gods, #Demons, #Elves, #Vampires, #Mythical Species, #SCP Universe #JJK #Men In Black

Han Hyemi never planned to work for Kang Dae-Hyun. She was forced into the position—assigned as the personal assistant to the most demanding CEO in the company, a man known for his cold perfectionism, impossible standards, and zero tolerance for disobedience. To the world, Kang Dae-Hyun is flawless. Rich. Handsome. Untouchable. But Hyemi knows better than to trust appearances—because she has one of her own. By day, she is the CEO’s capable, polished PA. By night, she sheds the makeup, the heels, and the expectations, returning to her true self—a tired daughter, a loyal friend, and the unofficial leader of a group of women who know everyone’s secrets. Together with her four girlies, Hyemi lives life like a game: observing people, digging hidden truths, unraveling quiet scandals, and uncovering the stories others work hard to bury. From office rumors to personal betrayals, nothing stays hidden for long. As Hyemi balances her double life, she slowly discovers that her boss has secrets of his own—an abandoned childhood, a fear of thunder, and a heart far softer than his sharp words suggest. And while the contract never mentioned emotions, late nights, shared silences, and unexpected understanding begin to blur the line between duty and desire. In a world full of masks, gossip, and unspoken wounds, can love grow without breaking the rules?

The world Is unfair, why I live like this? More than half the world have awakened gaining super power, but of course with my luck I stay with the other half. Without power, my life become miserable. But that’s till one day I acquire this system. [Creating System…] [1%… 2%… 10%… 100%] [System booting…] [Welcome to Snu System.] Now get laid, and get her superpower! *** No NTR! No Yuri!

The heavens sealed a power so forbidden it could rewrite creation. Then a dying divine beast placed it into the hands of a nobody… and fate cracked. Qi Shan Wei was born in a forgotten corner of the mortal world—meant for an ordinary life, an ordinary death. But in a single encounter, he inherits a fragment of the Prismatic Divine Core, an impossible legacy hunted for millions of years by immortal sects, ancient clans, and beings who rule stars like kingdoms. That fragment is not a gift. It is a summons. From the moment it awakens, the cosmos turns its gaze toward him—fate-bending spirits, heavenly geniuses, realm-devouring gods… all drawn by the rumor of a power that commands the seven Prismatic Forces that govern existence itself. To survive, Shan Wei must break through faster than the age can comprehend. To rise, he must master laws that were never meant for mortals. To rule, he must uncover the prophecy buried in the forgotten heavens—one that dares to speak of an Eternal Emperor who will decide which realms live… and which are erased. From mortal dust to celestial supremacy— this is the legend of Qi Shan Wei, the man who will make the heavens kneel. © Kishtika., 2025 All rights reserved.

Elias Remington had a decent life. He wasn't the brightest kid; however, he wasn't dumb either, but when he entered college and graduated, he couldn't seem to get his life together. It wasn't til he played [Ascension Online] that he thought he could change his life. The game's money exchange feature, which allowed players to turn in-game coins into IRL cash, made it an instant hit. However, despite trying his best, he couldn't reach the top due to the guilds hoarding all of the EXP grinding spots and not being able to find any unique quests. Despite making his own guild, it was only him and a few of his friends, but after discovering a dungeon, Elias thought he could change his life if he cleared it due to its high rank. Yet as he tried to clear it, he died. He expected to respawn back at the inn he was renting; however, instead, he was back in time to the day he graduated. With his future knowledge, Eilias vowed to change his life and rise to the top of this world. _ Note: This is my first novel and will rely on a bunch of cliche's and stuff so don't expect much. But I want to try my own thing.

Okazumi Tsutomu lived an ordinary life, but it was in death that his life would truly start. Tsutomu is given the chance to reincarnate in Naruto's world as Haruno Sakura with cheats. Unfortunately for him, he is given the wrong character template cheat due to a clerical error: the Let’s Aim to Become the Best Kunoichi, Kyuun~ Manyuu Chifusa Breast Flow System. With this joke of a system that allows her to steal other women's breasts, can the new Sakura survive until the end of the story? Or is there more to Breast Flow than meets the eye? Read and find out! (This will mostly be a comedy, so don't expect too much degeneracy or smut lol)

Kai's story begins in a cold holding cell - with no memories and nothing to live for. Just pain and rage. Broken, like the world around him. That’s when everything went black... The next thing he knew, he awoke as a mutant! Seven years earlier, in 2020, the Z Virus outbreak shattered the world. Cities fell. Beasts and monsters ravaged the streets. And from the chaos, mutants emerged - humans twisted by the virus into something more. A gift and a curse. But Kai didn’t mutate from the virus. He was made. The first and only stable artificial mutant, created by the twisted genius Dr Nyx - a man who failed to replicate him and spiralled into obsession. Tortured. Experimented on. Pushed to the edge. Kai finally escaped after his awakening, but the scars remained. And so did the power. Now free, Kai is cold, calculating, and merciless. His ability to manipulate blood - his own or others' - is terrifying. But to him, it’s just a tool. One he’ll wield without hesitation. In a ruined world ruled by the Association, mutants, and the strong, Kai has no interest in saving it. He wants answers about his past, the truth behind his mutation, and revenge on the man who tormented him. Only one thing is certain: He who bleeds last writes the story... even if it’s in crimson ink on the bones of the fallen. This is the story of the Bloodweaver! Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to real events, locations, or people are purely coincidental and not intended to portray anything.

When "saving many" requires different methods, what is right? And who gets to decide? In a world where demons roam and cultivation determines one’s fate, two youths are destined to meet. After the occurrence of the blood moon, Ye Cheng, a half-demon is sent to the martial world to investigate the event. He is very talented, but his sharp tongue and rebellious nature make people not take him seriously. With his glowing hair ribbon as his weapon, he was determined to survive the Academy that would destroy him if they knew his origin. Shen Yuan is a cold, righteous swordsman raised to hate all demons. But when his path crosses Ye Cheng’s, hatred eventually turns to obsession and something deeper he can't explain. As secrets unravel and emotions arouse, the line between enemy and ally blurs over love, regret and hatred. At Shenhui Academy where survival is earned, love might be the deadliest trial of all.

The moment I stepped into Tracen Academy, I witnessed Tokai Teio pinning Symboli Rudolf against the wall like they were in some kind of scandalous romance scene. Great. First day here and I’ve already walked into trouble. Oh, right—name’s Tokai Shizen. Wish me luck.

[Note: This is not an r18 smut novel its a good ol harem] I’ve become the time-stop breeding uncle from an erotic game. But the situation is completely fucked up, so I saved the world first. Before I knew it, people around me were praising me as a hero. …..I don’t give a fuck about being a hero, I just want to retire. Fuck. You can visit my Patreon to read up to 75 chapters ahead of the public release. Every time one chapter is published here, the next chapter is released there as well. Patreon.com/Asura555

Ryan died in the most ordinary way possible. A truck. One bright flash. Then—Naruto. When he opened his eyes again, he wasn’t a random civilian or a forgettable side character. He was Uchiha Ren—the twin brother of Uchiha Sasuke. With the Uchiha clan’s annihilation less than a year away, Ryan reached a simple conclusion: I’m doomed. Fortunately, a system awakened. Unfortunately— it was clearly running the wrong game. [Congratulations, Host. You have entered a special progression world.] (At least, that’s what the system insisted on calling it.) [Beginner Mission: Defeat the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan.] “…System,” “…is there any chance you messed up?” “I’m in Konohagakure. Where am I supposed to find a Nine-Tailed Fox Clan?!” [Mission Update: Complete your first awakening. Locate a qualified instructor at the village entrance.] “This is Konoha.” “Do you see legendary mentors waiting next to the ramen shop?!” [Mission Update: Join an organization and participate in the upcoming competition.] “…Let me guess.” “The Chūnin Exams?” …… “So the Nine-Tails Jinchūriki counts as the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan?” “Being tied up counts as an awakening?” “And the Chūnin Exams are a competition?!” …… Ren just wanted to survive, keep his head down, and live a peaceful life. But his system insisted on interpreting the ninja world in its own bizarre way— And somehow… it kept working.

Transmigrated into the Naruto world as Konoha’s untouchable crown prince— Aiden is the grandson of the Third Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen, and the blood heir of the shadowy Shimura Danzō. But his true cheat is the Homelander Template— a system that rewards pure shameless arrogance. Skip training. Break rules. Humiliate geniuses. The more lawless he becomes, the faster he fuses toward Superman-level power. Konoha thought they were spoiling a lazy heir. They were awakening a monster. “When the Superman template is complete, this world will kneel before me.” A dark, overpowered Naruto crossover where privilege breeds tyranny—and Konoha creates its own nightmare.

After dying in a car accident in 2026, 44-year-old hotelier Rudra Sharma wakes up in his 12-year-old body in 2001—armed with future knowledge and a divine Level Up System. Trapped between a child’s body and an adult’s mind, he must grind cricket, business, and technology simultaneously to rewrite destiny—without breaking reality.

This is the world of free use , milfs and depravity. you will get melons - tons of melons. incest - yes adulty- yes NTR- yes but not yukky like others using mc's girls and mc's using others. Netori - yes Netorase- yes interspecies sex- yes Exibhitionism- yes Free use - what can I say just read title. I'm new so idk many concepts here, just bear it with me. while reading it you will get your mind poisoned because I have taken inspiration from many existing novels from this category approx 12-15 novels based on this concept. well if I'm writing it doesn't mean my mind is twisted. read at your own risk and yes Mc is transmigrated here not reincarnated and yes godess is head over heals for him but can't come down to get laid by him. Enjoy. for those who wants to see character images. join discord server https://discord.gg/A63pG4Ek2

Synopsis After wrapping months of nonstop filming, A-list actress 'Su Long' finally collapses from exhaustion in her hotel room. But when she wakes up… she isn’t in the real world anymore. She has transmigrated into the very historical drama she just finished acting in. Even worse.... she’s not the heroine. She has become Su Long, the notorious evil wife of the powerful General Fu and the cruel stepmother of his two young sons. In the script, this woman’s ending is miserable; exposed, abandoned, and left to die alone. And she has awakened on the very day the Fu family is framed for treason, stripped of titles, and sentenced to exile. But unlike the original Su Long… this Su Long has a secret. A calm voice grants her a system, along with an infinite storage space a world within a world, filled with resources, tools, medicine, and endless potential. As guards escort the disgraced family toward exile, Su Long simply crosses her arms and smirks. > “Exile? Ha! I have an infinite space.” Determined to rewrite fate, she decides three things: 1- survive 2- protect her two little boys, including her in-laws 3- and turn the cold, indifferent General Fu into her little fan boy.

When the dead stops resting someone has to remind them how. Itsuki Ririku was just a 17 year old high schooler with two annoying little sisters and a bad habit of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Then he stumbled into a world hidden beneath shrines and cemeteries—a world where graves are not memorials, but contracts. Where warriors, tyrants, and forgotten souls can be bound to the living in a pact called Gravebinding. Dragged into the secret domain of the Onmyōji, Ririku discovers that the dead do not simply sleep. They whisper. They hunger. They choose. And once chosen, you can’t turn back.

Dead Galaxy plunges into a sprawling science-fiction future set in 2852. The narrative opens in an era where Earth’s nations, ravaged and exhausted by centuries of devastating wars, were forced to surrender governance to interstellar resource-gathering corporations. This handover established a new galactic frontier defined by institutional corruption, forgotten laws, and deep moral decay. Tiberion Solegard, the head of the technology giant Evoke Systems, took command of the Supreme World Republic (SWR)—a structure founded by these corporations—and maintains absolute control over the galaxy through 12 centralized institutions. His power became unshakeable after he achieved immortality. This extreme consolidation of authority was partly necessitated by widespread colonial uprisings that erupted following the emergence of the Incompatibles. The Incompatibles first arrived in 2438: an advanced alien race that, terrifyingly, could not be processed by the human brain. Any attempt by humans to perceive these invaders often resulted in instant, irreversible blindness or catastrophic loss of consciousness. They were untouchable; no known human weapon could inflict damage. Then, just as suddenly, the Incompatibles vanished, yet the chilling traces and enduring mysteries they left behind never faded. So, what is this story about? Inspector of the Dead Galaxy and Fugitive of the Dead Galaxy The protagonist is Mehmet, an Inspector working for the Bioethical Oversight—one of the SWR's 12 governing bodies. Mehmet is violently jolted awake from a 400-year cryo-sleep due to a minor power grid failure. Because of this catastrophic interruption, Mehmet is afflicted with amnesia; he cannot recall his past, the reason for his slumber, or any crucial details of his life. His institution is barely functional, on the verge of collapse from rampant corruption and bribe-taking. Mehmet’s simple goal is to collect his 400 years of accumulated pay and retire to a peaceful life. However, he is required to complete three final assignments before retirement. As he reluctantly navigates these last duties, Mehmet will find himself tearing through the veneer of the galaxy’s darkest secrets, learning brutal truths about his own past, and struggling to comprehend a universe filled with impenetrable mysteries. Expect From This Saga: A vast, realistic sci-fi universe (featuring intricate institutions, cults, mega-corporations, and political webs) Entertaining side characters Dystopian mysteries A compelling villain R-rated humor and dark comedy A lengthy, multi-part adventure series Warning: This work contains violence, psychological tension, sexual content, and themes that may be disturbing to some readers. It is not suitable for readers under the age of 18.

This is a Translation and Edit Raw Name : naruto flash 火影之忍界闪光 Author : 时间流转 RAW Status : 1057 Chapter (Long Journey) The story start when Minato began his first year at the Ninja School, one day after practice he found himself with more energy and instict that he never knew. And the moment a red hair girl tranfer to his class he began to see memories he never saw, he progress quickly like he know that he had done everything before. Read as Minato step by step remember his future memories up until he died sealing the Kyuubi into his son and as he watch his wife dies. The story will not follow canon, and the memories will return slowly....

Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, Makoto joined the Akatsuki using his identity as someone from the future, becoming the organization's one and only Strategist. Right from the start, he proposed a heaven-defying strategy that shocked the Akatsuki. Have Zetsu infiltrate the private restrooms of the Five Kage. Collect their hemorrhoid blood and sanitary waste Black Zetsu: "…You want me to steal what?" Makoto: "Pass it to Hidan. He sits in a circle, stabs himself, and we hold the world hostage overnight. Zero casualties, maximum profit." Konan: "Is there a less disgusting plan?" Makoto: "I hear your God's Origami Technique is excellent for disguise, right?" Konan: "Yes." Makoto: "Disguise Exploding Tags as toilet paper and sell them throughout the Five Great Nations. When they go to wipe their butts, let the world know pain. Art is an explosion!" Pain, Deidara: "?" From trolling Kakashi into almost committing suicide to turning Kisame into an improv actor, Makoto is rewriting the ninja world's history one cigarette at a time!