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The "Chosen One" tried to debate ethics with the Final Boss. The result? Humanity was wiped out. I was the F-Rank porter who watched it happen. Then, I woke up twenty years in the past; ten minutes before the apocalypse began. I looked at the naive young Hero standing next to me. I didn't join his party. I stabbed him in the throat. [System: You have killed the Protagonist.] [Reward: SSS-Rank Trait "The Usurper" Acquired.] [Passive: Absolute 100% Drop Rate.] Now, the destiny of the world is mine. I don't grind. I take. Touch a Grand Mage? Skill Copied. Kill a Dragon? Talents Absorbed. Save the Princess? Only if she can afford the subscription fee. While the world panics, I’m fusing prohibited skills and privatizing the dungeons. I’m not here to save the world. I’m here to loot it. [Add to Library to join the harvest.] ———————————————————— A chapter per day at 9 pm Singaporean time with 1.5k minimum word count per chapter. I needed to fix my paragraph spacing. I guess copy and paste from Google docs doesn't work as intended. Working onwards chaps 4+.

Not everyone is interested in saving the world, and not everyone is expected to fall in love. ☆ When Xueyao, the weakest blue dragon you can think of — is burdened with saving the Immortal Realm after crash-landing into an ancient god, a Black Dragon with the most arrogant and dismissive attitude more suited for a demon, and is proclaimed his tribulation guardian, she must either become a hero… or die trying. He avoided his responsibilities for one hundred thousand years, ushering in an apocalypse that he and his chosen must now wrestle through five deadly tribulations to stop. But maybe not every immortal is content living in a world without fire and brimstone. Slaying dimensional beasts and uncovering ancient secrets alongside forgotten memories, love or romance should have no place in the quest to save a doomed world. Or so they thought. Watch as a weak immortal dragon fights to save the world, and an irresponsible god, believed to be beyond saving, struggles to protect the one thing he cares for the most. ☆ ‎ ‎A tragic Xianxia romance of dragons, gods, and mortals, where love itself becomes the ultimate tribulation. ☆☆☆☆ | daily updates is promised!| | and lots of exciting divine drama and romance awaits you, come have a look! |

Eden got struck by lightening while leaving hate-comments on an ongoing Webnovel he hates. And as karma would have it, he woke up as the villain of the novel. In the novel, The emperor had announced that anyone who brings him the head of the Villainous Wizard of EL, will be rewarded handsomely. And So Everyone, Especially the Powerful Male leads of this novel, are bent on killing this Villain - The same villain Eden woke up as! Eden knew he had to do everything to escape death, even if that meant seducing and snatching the male leads of the original female lead to use them as powerful shields! ******* 1st Lead: "I will have your head with this sword if you ever get that close to me again" The Crown Prince threatened. "Well not after I'm done undressing you, Your Royal Highness" Eden shamelessly replied. 2nd Lead: "Why don't you have a drink with me?" The Grand Marquis had poured him a poisoned drink. "Well it'd be sweeter if I drink directly from your mouth My Lord" Eden offered him the drink. 3rd Lead: "Why don't you go bring me my book? Eden" The Grand Duke requested, an ambush set and waiting to kill Eden in the library. "Don't worry My Dear Duke, I have a better book here about two boys making out!" Eden offered. 4th Lead: "I've heard about your Impeccable magical skills Mr Wizard, can you perhaps teach me some?" The Mage requested, aiming to drain Eden's powers and life! "Don't worry sir, tonight I'll teach you a better skill I excel at - in Bed!" Eden tugged his collar. 5th Lead: "Can you help me find a partner to the Royal ball" The naive 'Little' prince was the worst at making evil plots. "Don't worry, I'll be your partner to the Royal Ball" But he was Eden's favourite because he was the least threat! ***** Mr Guide: "Hey Eden, I think something is wrong with the Original Story Plot, Thus You're going to be Mysteriously assassinated at the Upcoming event by someone other than the male leads!!" Eden Cried "What?! Someone Please Get me out of this Novel Right now!"

Theo Oaten never meant to die in a kitchen. Reborn into a fallen noble house on the brink of collapse, Theo awakens in a world of magic, monsters, and gods—armed with nothing but memories of baking and a silent culinary system that rewards failure as much as success. With his family drowning in debt, a town slowly starving, and divine powers watching from afar, Theo begins rebuilding House Oaten the only way he knows how: one imperfect loaf at a time. But food in this world does more than fill stomachs. As bread becomes comfort, comfort becomes strength—and strength begins to threaten the gods themselves. This is a story of survival, warmth, and the quiet power of feeding others.

What does it mean to be a Hero? Blossom Star didn't really have any aspirations after being reborn into the world of Umamusume. After all, she wasn't like those other umamusumes who carried with them names that spoke tales of legends. She was just some no-name side character that no one would care for. But after becoming friends with the gluttonous Oguri Cap and finding herself blessed by a System that wants her to become a Hero, Blossom Star suddenly finds herself thrust onto the track, pinned into races against legends. And perhaps she could become a Shooting Star that would guide others.

Three Souls lay in one body, One soul belonging to a man who had reached the peak, the strongest there ever was, the one who had the talent to do so. Yet he suffered because of his talent. His soul shone as bright as a galaxy once, but now is but a sun. His talents made him the envy of all. And He lost it all, tricked and manipulated from the time he was a child. The Second soul belonged to a man soon to be the richest in the world in his own universe. A man who had his face charred, a man who seemingly had every odd placed against him from the very beginning. He went against the family that abused him and triumphed over them. Yet he was left broken inside, He craved a release, and the first soul brought him that release. And he became a psychopath that scared the manifestation of evil itself. And the Third? The child born from their souls was anything but ordinary. Cursed with a fate no one wanted. Cursed with the fact that the Universe wanted him dead. He was born from Chaos And Ice and a fraction of light, yet he manipulated space. His abilities were so powerful they were harmful to his body. His talent is as infinite as the boundless cosmos. His enemies were greater than one could count. His luck is worse than shit. And yet, he continued to fight. Despite whatever was thrown at him, he would brute force through it or outsmart it, befitting the other two above. He continued to fight, not believing in the bullshit that was destiny. ---------------------------------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/Sgxw6QEsgE

My name is Fuli. I am a regressor. Before my regression, I managed to tank my way through the Third Honkai Impact, only to die two and a half years later* amidst an endless stream of Great Eruption events. Then, I was reborn—sent back to the time right before the Third Honkai Impact began. This time, I was determined to be prepared, ensuring I wouldn't just hit "Game Over" again. Through a series of unfolding events, while I haven't exactly escaped to safety yet, I have managed to leverage my future knowledge to snag some pretty decent rewards. The price? A swarm of Anti-Entropy Titans, heavy combat drones, and armed soldiers are coming at us in endless waves, chasing me and my companions until we have nowhere left to run. But I'm not panicking in the slightest. The Third Honkai Impact is about to hit any second now. When that happens, their offensive will crumble instantly. So, I calmed my mind and waited patiently. However... *Eh?* Glancing at the time on my wristwatch, Fuli looked up at the sky—it was still its usual azure blue. He looked back at the Titan squad—still pursuing as usual. Then he looked at the passengers in the car: Kiana, Bronya, and Mei, each wearing a complicated expression. —Wait, hold on. Seriously, bro? Where is the Third Honkai Impact I was promised?!! ----- ALT TITLE: So, About That Promised Third Honkai Impact?!! World Merge of [Houkai Gakuen 2], [Honkai Impact 3rd], and [Honkai Star rail] setting, mosly HI3 setting. Yes this harem, kinda hate but the setting good enough for me.

A reclusive high school loner is isekai'd to a fantasy RPG world with his class. While others grab flashy cheats, he gets the "useless" leftovers and vows to live in peaceful solitude. But his broken skill combos make him absurdly OP, and the world refuses to leave him alone: monsters attack, classmates fail spectacularly, and gorgeous girls—adventurers, nobles, beastkin—keep throwing themselves at him, building an unstoppable harem. Haruka denies it all ("I'm a loner, damn it!"), yet he conquers dungeons, builds empires, and reluctantly dives into explicit, steamy entanglements. Hilarious wish-fulfillment where isolation is impossible and success is overwhelming. (18+ only – explicit harem sex scenes, adult content.)

"I am Batman. My name is Ren Ichimonji, not Bruce Wayne, and I am in Beika Town. However, the System told me that I am Bruce Wayne, I am in Gotham City, and it will reward me for fighting super-villains and maintaining public order as Batman." "I said, 'Fine.'" Kaito Kid: "The Riddler? Me? Isn't that a bit hurtful to say to me?" Conan: "Can you stop standing there acting all cool with that damn coffee cup? Every time I ask you what's going on, you just say, 'I'm Batman'?" Makoto Kusakabe: "Wait, brother, I went undercover to collect intelligence myself—how did I end up being 'Two-Face'? Where are your manners?" Gin: "What do you mean, Joker? Why are you looking at me?"

This story will not follow the plot, and our mc will also not be a blood bag for class D. -------- Shimizu Akira accidentally transmigrated into the world of "Classroom of the Elite" and became an ordinary student in Class D. "Ding! Daily intelligence has been updated." "1: Class A's Kamuro Masumi will attempt to steal beer from a convenience store today." "2: Karuizawa Kei is looking for a 'fake boyfriend' to act as her shield." "3: If you need to satisfy your physiological needs, knock on Chie Hoshinomiya's door three times at exactly 2:00 AM." "4: Tonight at 22:00, Kushida Kikyo will visit your dorm room under the pretense of 'asking for help with homework,' but in reality..." "Is this information... reliable?" With the advantage of foresight and intelligence, Shimizu Akira navigated between various factions: He provided crucial clues to Horikita Suzune when she needed them most. He became the ideal candidate for Karuizawa Kei's "fake relationship." He enjoyed a battle of wits and romance with Sakayanagi Arisu. "Why is the intelligence getting stranger and stranger?"

As a Bayern youth player, Lu Xiao/ Lance awakens the superstar system. If you stay at the Bayern base for 1,000 days, you can activate the system to extract the top football players template. With 3 days left for activation, he was expelled by the 2nd team coach Erik Ten Hag after his contract expired. No, I have to stay here until the system is activated! Wait, where are the Ronaldo and Kaka templates? Absolute Control? Who is Nagi? (There is no Blue Lock in this world) …… From this day on, a true monster was born in world football! The outrageous moves that can only be seen in comics are reproduced one by one in reality! Guardiola, Ancelotti and Klopp were all stunned! Messi and Ronaldo feel inferior to him: Lance is the only GOAT in the world!

Zain Yan is one of Shenzhen most powerful and ruthless business tycoons. To the world, he is a flawless CEO. But inside him lives a heartless wolf—trapped in a cage of hatred and revenge. Years ago, on a blood-soaked night, Zain lost his mother and his younger sister. The man responsible for their deaths was none other than Uncle Lu Kang— the same man Anya once trusted like family. That night turned Zain’s heart into stone. Now fate brings Anya into Zain’s life— a simple, hardworking, and innocent girl with no idea about the sins of her past. Zain gives her an important project, pushes her talent forward, and keeps her close… but his intentions are far from pure. To Zain, Anya is supposed to be a pawn— someone he can use to get closer to Lu Kang and destroy him completely. But destiny plays its own cruel game. Anya’s brilliance attracts dangerous attention, and the underworld ruler known as the Dragon King discovers who she really is. To eliminate a future threat, he orders her death. The girl Zain meant to use… becomes the girl he risks his life to protect. Caught between bullets, blood, and betrayal, Zain makes a shocking decision that changes everything— A forced contract marriage. In front of the world, and especially in front of Uncle Lu Kang, Zain declares Anya as his wife. The man who killed his family… and the girl who now carries his name— are tied together by a marriage built on revenge. Is this marriage merely a weapon? Or is Anya the only weakness of the Heartless Wolf? When buried truths begin to surface, when the real connection between Dragon King and Lu Kang is revealed, and when Anya finally learns why Zain chose her— It won’t be just a relationship that breaks… but the very cage imprisoning a wounded heart.

Blue sky, white clouds, lazily lying on the beach, while feeling the gentle breeze coming from the sea. Hounds at the side with marine animals chasing each other around. Cups of unrivaled wine from his personal winery with cuts of prime A grade steaks readily around. For others, life is all about pursuing money, power, and fame, but for Jiang Hai, this type of lifestyle is what he constantly dreamed of. I am Translating this Novel. Link: https://www.piaotia.com/bookinfo/7/7728.html Novel Name: 我的庄园

Descending into the Naruto world after a turn of events, Mamoru finds himself in the body of Sasuke's twin and Itachi's younger brother, Uchiha Mamoru... on the night of the Uchiha extermination. But fortunately, he survives the impossible ordeal. Armed with the Six Eyes, the mysteries of ninjutsu are crystal clear to him, and the conspiracies of the world are utterly insignificant before him. And as if that wasn't enough, the Cursed Technique, Limitless, is carved into his body. Mamoru's goal? Have fun and stand at the pinnacle of the world.

Some love stories don’t begin with fireworks. They begin with survival. Lara is twenty-four, independent, and quietly strong. Born and raised on Réunion Island, she learned early how to build a life with her own hands—studying finance, working relentlessly, and carving out stability where she could. For four years, she stayed in a relationship that slowly dimmed her light, until an unexpected opportunity pulled her across the ocean to Australia—and finally, toward freedom. Jaden is twenty-seven, Australian with Mauritian roots, and grounded in the rhythm of the sea. A restaurant owner by the beach, a surfer, a man who believes life is meant to be lived fully—even when it hurts. He’s not perfect. He’s made his mistakes, loved the wrong person, and learned to keep moving forward anyway. They meet through friends. They weren’t looking for love. But it finds them anyway. A tragedy crashes into their lives, testing not only their love—but their strength, their past wounds, and the question neither of them wants to ask: Is love enough when life refuses to be gentle? This is a story of healing and heartbreak, of choosing yourself and choosing someone else, of learning how to breathe again after everything falls apart. Walk with Lara and Jaden as they navigate loss, resilience, and the fragile beauty of starting over.

In a world where strength reigns supreme, an orphaned boy walks the path of power, haunted by the echoes of a war that stole everything from him. Elton Solman was once just a child caught in the flames of fate—now, he is a wanderer, a survivor, and a cultivator on the verge of awakening something extraordinary. Gifted with the Star Lightning Arts, his body and mind grow at an unnatural speed, pushing him beyond mortal limits. But in the shadows of his soul, a voice whispers—an entity both mentor and madness, urging him toward greatness or ruin. As war-torn lands stir with unrest, forgotten legacies awaken, and monstrous forces rise, Elton walks the line between legend and calamity. His journey will forge an unbreakable will, a sect of his own, and a destiny that defies the heavens themselves. But in the end, will he remain the master of his fate—or will the power within consume him whole?

When the world stood on the brink of collapse, Fthinoporo Eblure was given an impossible gift: a second chance at life. Reborn in the moments before the apocalypse began. But nothing comes without a cost. His memories of the past, once sharp and vivid, are now broken fragments slipping further from his grasp. Haunted by visions he barely understands, Fthinoporo wanders through a world devoured by ruin, where monstrous creatures hunt in shadows, and survival is earned by blood. Along the way, he meets Lily Garkneas, a strange, optimistic child whose presence feels oddly familiar. Together, they face not just the horrors of a dying world, but the mysteries of fate, memory, and transformation. Because some monsters are born… And others remember what they used to be. A dark and haunting journey through the ashes of the old world, Fthinoporo Eblure must uncover the truth buried within himself before the monsters outside, or within, claim what’s left of him.

Harry Styles was a typical man. A boring desk-job, a spiteful ex and little to no savings to speak of, living his life trapped in his 4x4 cubicle, making millions for the consulting firm he was a part of, Until one day... The myth, the legend, the one they wrote stories about: Truck-kun! liberated him from his boring life (Aka, a drunk driver was a tad-bit too drunk that one day and squashed our protagonist into salsa, the spicy kind). Now taking over the body of Andy Smith, a cringe (they all are, trust me) American kid in his early 20s (Yes, kid. It's my firm belief that you turn into an adult in your late 20s to 30s) from the suburbs, and armed with knowledge, almost a decade into the future; Harry, or Andy now, strives to live the American Dream— Or whatever is left of it anyways. ****** I own nothing but my words. It will be a slice of life since I quite like them. Romance will be evident, Harem? Idk. Multiple relationships definitely, but harem or not is a question. Anyways, enjoy :D

After Naraku traveled through time and became Uchiha Naraku, he was bound to the popularity achievement system, and he could only become stronger by gaining popularity points. It turns out that this world has become a material library for the "animator" to observe? Everything that happened in the world of the animator was made into the "Naruto" animation series? Can I become stronger only by becoming a popular character in anime? In response, Naraku said that it was time to perform for the audience! From a little boy longing for love and care to the Uchiha clan leader who has captivated the ninja world, there is no other reason, it’s just that the audience loves me! Note: The protagonist is possessed by a drama spirit, and there are sadomasochistic performances. The CP is Kakashi. There are many personal settings. In the end, there may be a description of real friendship deteriorating. If you don’t like it, please don’t read it.