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When Alex opened his eyes in an ancient forest, he thought he'd wandered into the wrong woods after pulling an all-nighter. Then a cat-shaped "system" appeared to deliver the bad news: he was dead in his world, accidentally transported to a beast world, and—oh yeah—his body had been reprogrammed as a rare male omega. Now he's navigating treacherous territories, collecting seven divine stones, and trying not to get kidnapped or killed by territorial wolf lords or jealous saintesses. His only allies? A possessive serpent lord who marked him during his first heat, an exiled white lion who defected from his tribe to stay by his side, and a mer-prince who fell for him at first rescue. A growing harem of dangerous admirers who keep saying " want to be your mate" or " wait for you." And surrounded by all that a very confused human who just wanted to pass his biology exam. Somewhere between surviving dragon chases, negotiating with bear chiefs, and explaining to his toddlers why they can't eat the furniture, Alex realizes that "home" isn't the world he left behind—it's the impossible family he's built along the way. A wholesome (18+) story of accidental isekai, unexpected mpreg, and discovering that sometimes the best things in life come from the universe's biggest mistakes.

Dying because your teammate has absolute trash aim is already a pathetic way to go. But waking up in Hell as a demon? That’s just insulting. Feng Tao, a hardened 18-year-old survivor from a cannibalistic wasteland, reincarnates into the body of a famously weak, beaten-to-death 4th Young Master of a demonic clan. Just as he’s preparing to survive the brutal laws of the martial world, a majestic, holy choir echoes in his head: [Purifying System configuring... Host accepted. How great thou art! I've found an angel!] Feng Tao is no angel. He’s a ruthless survivor who wants nothing more than to finally lose his virginity. But when he asks this "Holy System" how he’s supposed to cleanse a world full of sinful, seductive demonesses, the system drops a bombshell: [WITH YOUR WHITE LIQUID, OF COURSE!] Armed with a wildly inappropriate system, explosive martial comprehension, and a literal divine mandate to defile, or rather, "purify,” the world's most dangerous and unfaithful women, Feng Tao begins his chaotic ascent. From submissive, loyal attendants to arrogant rival mistresses and corrupt saintesses, no one is safe from his "blessings." They think he’s a trash demon young master. The System thinks he’s a pure, holy angel. Little do they know, he's a demon in the sheets, an angel to the system, and a god in the making.

Jason was just like any other man, he wanted to attain fame and glory through his talents but a painful reality hit him in his early adulthood. Jason discovered he wasn’t funny, and could never dream to attain the prestige of Kevin Hart and Matt Rife. Jason wished he had more trauma to joke about but he was brought up in a perfect family, his mother and father loved one another and his younger sister supported him by resharing his shows through her social media platforms despite her small following. Jason knew he had to up his game or he might actually have to find a job. And then he stumbled upon a Reddit post, it was pure gold. Jason tried his luck on his next comedy gig and to his utmost surprise, everyone laughed. He was happy but it was short-lived as he was soon exposed as the fraud he was. Amid this, his girlfriend broke up with him, he was unfunny after all, not bad-looking but he came with a rather small package. Jason knew he had to make a comeback but the Reddit post he was stealing jokes from was no more, it had disappeared off the face of the internet like it never existed. It had been deleted but there was one joke Jason remembered, it was a joke about trains and how it always seemed to hit a character regardless of where that character was. It was a stupid joke and he had no idea what they were talking about as he wasn’t one to watch anime so the reference went right over his head. But soon after, he died the exact same way the joke described and Jason finally got the joke as he lay dying in the middle of the road. He chuckled realizing he was the punchline all along. "Truck-kun... truly finds all." But this wasn't the end of his story as he took his final breaths. [Ding!] [Compatible host found!] [Welcome to the monster world!] ----- 【 Warning: Mature Content R-18 】 [Epic Fantasy] [Civilization Building] [Racial Wars] [Gods] [God Slayer] [Thousands of Races] [WeakToStrong] [OP MC] [Exciting Storyline] [No Sharing] [No Yuri] [Adult Scenes]

Lazuli had a rough life. My father was to absent in my life. My mother pushed too hard. In the end I ran away, but a storm swept me up and I lost my life. Though I was granted a wish, I chose to live a new life, but God decided to grant me life, in another world, with an eye that sees how the world works. I want to enjoy this new world… By: Your Favorite Author. Ps: I do apologize for late uploads I forget to set a reminder for myself.

This is a fan translation of 赛马娘，从入门到地下室 The original author is EEEEE然后亮标 Please support them! === To all trainers: throughout your tenure, please never harbor or expose even the slightest notion of romance. Relationships are strictly forbidden—whether among colleagues or between trainers and Uma Musume. At all times, maintain appropriate distance from everyone. Never proactively invite Uma Musume to meals. If one invites you, find an excuse and politely decline. Do not pat heads! Do not touch horse ears! Do not touch tails! When going to sleep at night, ensure your doors and windows are locked. If you hear doors being torn down or the screams of your colleagues, do not leave your room. Immediately call campus security and remain inside until the authorities handle the situation. If an Uma Musume confesses feelings to you, politely decline without showing irritation or excitement. Play dumb! Always pretend you didn't understand! Afterward, promptly apply for campus protection. If necessary, the academy may arrange for your discreet resignation. If you happen to be a handsome male trainer, charming in speech, gentle (yasashii), and obviously attractive to the opposite sex—resign immediately. It's not discrimination; you simply do not belong here. If you insist on staying, the dark basement will inevitably be your only fate. Mizuno Sora looked at his evaluation of Appearance S, Scent S, and Voice S, and began to struggle inwardly. #Umamusume #Uma Musume #Pretty Derby

Eren Whitehall wakes up in in the marvel world with a bang. With a body that's literal supermodel class but will snap with a slight shove, Eren vows to leave his mark on the sacred timeline. Involving himself in every canon event he must make the timeline remember him with enough effort to be remembered, but not enough to have the celestials and the TVA come knocking. “No way. I got isekai’d into Marvel? I was aiming for One Piece.” Logan narrowed his eyes. “Kid just woke up and already talking nonsense.” “I’m not talking nonsense,” Eren said, rubbing his face. “I’m narrating. It’s a coping mechanism.” Then came the chime. [SYSTEM INITIALIZING…] He grinned. “There it is. Plot armor.”

The cover was expensive but it turned out great, well, I like it, tough luck if you don't. A normal boy like any other is sent to another world while sleeping in his room, now he has to go through several problems such as loneliness, the pain of being away from his family, lack of money and possible madness?

This fanfic is about a normal person, being sent to the world of none other than the world of Re:Zero. To clarify that I am new to this and I don't know English, so be patient. Besides that Subaru will exist in the fanfic and the MC will not be the fucking asshole with a system or power given away (except for the one I'm going to give him :p)

In the depths of a newborn universe, a cultivator takes advantage of the abundant energy to refine himself a treasure. But after 14 billion years of refining and quite a few more to go, he decides to entertain himself by releasing countless systems and watching how the creatures of this fledgling universe handle them. On Earth, a young man, lost and confused about what to do with his life, sits in a park and looks up at the night sky. A shooting star, a wish and a bang. When the boy finally wakes up he hears a sound, "assimilation complete. Launching System. Welcome to the Midnight Inn. Host Designation: The Innkeeper." To learn more, go to: lifesketcher.net Discord: https://discord.gg/yqCkHedcUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lifesketcher/membership Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61551387105778 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theinnkeepernovel?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

After a death he doesn't remember, a young man awakens as a baby in modern-day Japan… His new life begins with the worst possible gift: parents who see him as a curse and a name that condemns him from the start. Ignored, mistreated, and left to his own devices, the child quickly learns that in this world, weakness means death. Without allies, without protection, and with a power growing in the shadows, he decides that if fate marked him as someone who “shouldn't have existed,” then he will play that role to the very end. Among arrogant demons, seductive fallen angels, and legendary dragons, a new player is about to emerge. One who doesn't seek to be part of any peerage. One who doesn't want to be a hero or a villain. He simply wants to exist… and make all those who tried to erase him regret it.

In 22nd-century Unified Republic of Korea(URK), Seong Yu-hwa, the President’s daughter, wakes up to find she has been transformed into a robot. Yu-han, the "kind and benevolent model citizen" who discovers her, suggests that she become a Euthanasia Agent...

A college student was transported to the world of Steven Universe, a world of gems which Steven now has to prevent from a total conquest and the destruction of his world.

Jax Darquebane wakes up in a world ruled by magic, monsters… and a System. Thanks to a very unintended mistake at reincarnation, Jax can max out stats, master any occupation, and break rules the world didn’t even know it had. Instead of becoming a brooding hero, Jax decides to do what he does best: * Modernize a medieval fantasy world. * Build absurd amounts of wealth. * Overthrow corrupt generals and tyrannical kings. * Outplay demon lords and chaos gods. * And somehow end up engaged to multiple terrifyingly capable women. This is a lighthearted, overpowered fantasy adventure filled with business schemes, dungeon raids, ridiculous misunderstandings, adult humor, and world-changing ambition. No explicit content — just chaos, confidence, and fun. New and revised content also published on other popular sites.

My name is Satoru Mikami, a first-year student at the Shin'ō Spiritual Arts Academy in the Soul Society. I have a friend—someone who, in the future, will become quite famous in the Soul Society. His name is Aizen Sousuke. Unlike my friend, who is filled with lofty ideals and grand ambitions, my goal is simple: Graduate through hard work, join the Gotei 13 as a seated officer, and live a stable, carefree life as part of the warrior class. That is… until one day, a strange thing called the Binding System appeared. Its rule is simple: Every time Aizen improves his strength, my strength automatically synchronizes to the same level as his. From that day forward, my path became perfectly clear. "Sousuke, you've got to work hard! As long as you keep pushing forward, I'll be able to live the easy life I've always dreamed of!"

Ralph transmigrated into the world of One Piece. Right at the start, he was rescued by Luffy — only to discover, in shock, that Luffy had become a cute short-haired girl! Luffy… a girl?!!! Luffy had turned into Lufia — how was this adventure supposed to unfold now? She’s the granddaughter of a Marine vice admiral, the daughter of a revolutionary, and since childhood has been led astray by a certain red-haired pirate, dreaming of becoming the Pirate King. She’s optimistic, passionate, and full of dreams. Along the journey, regardless of gender, people are inspired by her, gathering around her as friends. In the end, everyone realises she is the Sun Goddess, destined to save the world! This… actually sounds pretty reasonable! After a kiss that sealed their bond (well — CPR), Ralph’s system awakens. His main quest: become the man of the Pirate King! As long as he gains characters’ affection, he earns rewards — the Six Powers, Haki, navigation skills… Gaining Lufia’s favor makes him grow even stronger. Become the Pirate King’s man, the partner of the Sun Goddess, and the ultimate reward will be granted! Big reward or not, it doesn’t really matter — like the One Piece itself, it might all be intangible anyway. What really matters is that I love girls with short hair, easygoing personalities, and serious foodie tendencies! I’m definitely going to become the Pirate King’s man! Sanji — I’ll compete with you in cooking! Zoro — I’ll compete with you in swordsmanship! Usopp — I’ll compete with you in bragging! Franky — I’ll compete with you in being outrageous! As long as it boosts Lufia’s affection, I’ll do anything! Robin — please don’t fall for me, my heart belongs only to Lufia! Hancock — you’re the worst offender, don’t think being beautiful is enough to—

Hello, I'm Grimm Andersen, currently in the slums of Lugunica. Is anyone nearby? If so, please let me know. Because I went out of character (OOC) while cosplaying Roswaal, some crazy woman named Elsa started chasing me and attacking me. It's outrageous! Is character design really that important? If anyone is nearby, please hurry up and buy a dragon car on the Guapi Used Car app to pick me up. I still have five silver coins left, and we can go to the Succubus Tavern for a drink together.

Hoshino Sora thought traveling into the world of Food Wars! would be simple—cook delicious dishes, win hearts, and conquer taste buds. But something felt… off. At Totsuki Academy, the Day Dormitory was ruled by the ever-hungry manager Shizuka Hiratsuka, who sat cross-legged and ordered meals like a queen. Shiina Mashiro excelled at desserts, yet always ended up covered in cream. Akane Kubo Momo pinched her cheeks in annoyance. Jabami Yumeko served plain dishes, but after flashing her unsettling smile, they somehow transformed into masterpieces. Meanwhile, Akame and Kurome Shizuka formed an iron triangle as terrifying judges. Nakiri Erina, Arato Hisako, Mito Ikumi, Tadokoro Megumi, Shiina Mashiro, Jabami Yumeko, Akame, Kurome… one by one, the heroines gathered in the dormitory, cooking together—and ganging up on Sora. “Let’s just say… why am I forced to live in the girls’ dorm?! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Isn’t this way too much bullying?!” (As everyone knows, this is a food novel.) -------------------------------- 70 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

Cid is transmigrated into the Dungeon where “chance encounters” are everything, and he sets his sights on becoming the ultimate Eminence in Shadow. By day, he’s a harmless, forgettable background extra. Ryuu: “I like Cid… and everyone, too!” Hestia: “Cid is my familia! None of you are allowed to get close to him!” Riveria: “Cid isn’t just a nobody—though sometimes he’s far too bold.” But when night falls, he becomes the invincible Shadow. Fels: “Lord Shadow, it seems the Ishtar Familia has ties to the Dark Faction.” Alfia: “Shadow—why won’t you fight with your full strength?” Cid: “My name is Shadow. I lurk within the shadows… and hunt the shadows.” The story begins the moment he leaves the Astraea Familia.

Wonder Woman asked: “Why are you Superman’s younger brother?” Eric smirked: “On the very first day I transmigrated, I crawled into Superman’s infant space pod as a baby, pushed him out, and took his place. That’s how I became a so-called ‘Child of Krypton.’” Superman frowned: “Then why didn’t you save the plane?” Eric replied calmly: “Because I can’t step on air to lift things.” Batman growled: “Why didn’t Kryptonite affect you this time?” Eric’s eyes gleamed: “I wanted to play the role of a Kryptonian and get along with you all, but instead I was treated like an outsider. Fine… I won’t pretend anymore. The truth is, I am Homelander.” This is the story of a transmigrator who seizes Superman’s identity, fools the Justice League, and walks the world as Homelander, a cunning, sinister force disrupting the fragile balance of heroes and villains. -------------------------------- 40 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!