comedy

For four hundred years, Astraea has been stuck—not in traffic, but in a nap that lasted a little too long. She’s a 437-year-old Void Dragon who snoozed right through the end of magic and woke up… as a ten-year-old human girl. When magic tiptoes back into the world, so does Astraea! The peppy System that greets her gives a cheerful chime and proudly announces: *Classification: LUMINOUS CHILD *Tier: 0 *Power: Sparkle Specialist Now she’s learning “glow safety,” collecting gold-star stickers, and practicing her sparkles in a class called Cosmic Youth Awakening Program. It’s basically magical kindergarten. And after four centuries of waiting, snack time feels like a celebration. Her System thinks she’s a cute little glitch. Her teacher calls her “very imaginative.” Her doctor says she’s “just going through a growth spurt.” But every sticker she earns, every crayon she shares, every weird memory that pops up when she hears a certain song or smells a certain tea… is another clue that Astraea isn’t just growing up. She’s catching up. The world sees a sparkly kid with great glitter control. Her System sees a happy little anomaly. But under the arts-and-crafts and afternoon naps, an ancient, starry truth is waking up—one gold star, one nap, one dragon dream at a time. Some childhoods are just… extra long. And some kids have been waiting longer than your country’s existed.

(This story take place in different timeline and universe) Warning: This story is not written with the intention of hurting, troubling, or defaming anyone. Its purpose is only to share an experience or perspective, without causing harm to any individual or community. it just for other mindset or different think. This is the story about boy named Karan getting recarnatated in the time of Mahabhrata as a Karna. Biggest war at that time. Jaipur everyman's 10M crit hacks transform Karna from abandoned sutaputra to dharma's ultimate apex, respectfully honoring gods while forging legend anew. In Jaipur's chaotic Ajmer Road traffic, Karan—a die-hard Mahabharata fan grieving Karna's canon tragedy—meets a fatal truck crash. Greeted by Mahadev and Parvati's divine grace, he rejects immortality for reincarnation as Karna, armed with the Apex Dharma Amplifier: a 10 Million Times Crit system amplifying every training, boon, power, skill, and satvic deed into god-shattering supremacy, veiled from devas until his chosen hour. From Ganga's celestial milk forging Sovereign Constitution to Surya's pained paternal gaze, baby Karna crit-scales infant steps into earth-cracking titan strides within his sutaputra hearth. Village mockers shatter before arrow-forged toddlers; Dronacharya's doors yield to Parashurama's secret Vijaya bow. Draupadi's swayamvara bows to solar charm; alliances bloom—Duryodhana as unbreakable mitra, Krishna as cryptic flute-guide—while canon curses dissolve in dharma crits.

No need to invite me, I've already transmigrated. I've arrived in a world where only madmen can survive, yet I possess the Ninja World System from Naruto: How will I manage to live on? Will he become a madman and go insane alongside a group of cursed spirits, or does he simply wish to live as an ordinary person?

Crushed to death by his yandere silicone waifu, Ren transmigates into the body of Lin Fan with a system that tells him he has no talent for cultivation and is even more worthless than "poop" of the cultivation world. What he must do now is farm in silence to resolve the grudge of his past life while avoiding cultivators to enter the reincarnation cycle. So, why is it that every cultivator he comes across by accident was mistaking for someone too powerful? [Welcome, Host, to The Invincible Farming Overlord System!] [Current Status: Level 0 Farmer] [Objective: Expand your territory to become the Ultimate Farming Overlord Of The Cultivation World.] #sliceoflife Discord Server : https://discord.gg/54rTx66bd8 Mass Release Goals : 100 GT - 1 Chapter 200 GT - 2 Chapters 300 GT - 3 Chapters 400 GT - 4 Chapters 500 GT - 5 Chapters

Everly, a connoisseur of orphan-to-riches tropes, always assumed her origin story began with a dramatic abandonment at the orphanage gates. Turns out, her life was even more cliché than her favorite novels! She wasn't merely dumped; she was swapped—a long-lost heiress to a vast fortune. Just when she thought her life couldn't get any more tropey, a mysterious System materialized, offering her a chance at a "good ending." The catch? Its "abilities" ranged from the utterly bizarre to the downright mortifying, making Everly question if a happy ending was truly worth the existential cringe. *** System 006: [Host, please choose 1 of these 3 system abilities!] Everly: "They're all weird! Let me just pick random!" System 006: [Hehe... host, I forgot to say that each system will have consequences, so something will happen to you when you use it...] Everly: "!!!" Days later, having been reunited with her biological family and experimenting with the System's... unique function, the consequence were already glaringly apparent. Her beloved brother: "My little sister is precious, but I need therapy to keep up with her alien-like thinking." Handsome man 1: "She's a pervert! I'm scared she'll take my innocence..." Handsome man 2: "Every time she talks, I feel like killing her. Is that normal?" NOTE: Please disconnect all logical circuits before proceeding with this novel, as it's an absolute chaotic comedy where the MC, Everly, has several screws loose in her brain. Don't expect much normalcy here—sanity checked out long ago and never came back.

He awakens a food-type martial soul at the start, and it's set in the Douluo Continent timeline of Douluo Continent II: The Peerless Tang Sect. Damn, I'm doomed. Wait, what do you mean my martial soul is Luckin Coffee? Innate soul power level 9.9? Ultimate Ice Martial Soul? One cup of coffee, half ice; the coffee is finished, but the ice hasn't melted. Huo Yuhao: Drink the bitterest Americano, get the most brutal beating. Ma Xiaotao: There's no evil fire that a coconut latte can't suppress; if there is, have another one. Xu Sanshi: 9.9 for a cup of coffee, Junior Bai, you really are… Do you have 0.1 yuan copper soul coins? Aminos! … With Bai Ran's sudden awakening of his second martial soul, "Mixue Ice Cream," a strange rule began to circulate in Douluo Continent: next to every Luckin Coffee, there's a Mixue Ice Cream, even in dangerous places like the Star Dou Great Forest.

People always say, control your emotions, don’t be weak, don’t do this, don’t do that—but you know what? F*ck all that. This story isn’t about perfection or pretending to be strong—it’s about being real. The characters in this world don’t have all the answers; they stumble, they fight, they break, and still, they keep moving. Just like us. I want the readers to feel that—every joy, every heartbreak, every spark of anger and desire. I want you to walk beside them through the Land of Eirs, to bleed when they bleed, to rise when they rise. Because this isn’t just their story—it’s a reminder that no matter how heavy life gets, we keep moving. Always.

Saya has a special arrangement with a dragon. She gets tied to rocks. He gets the gold. They scam villages with fake sacrifices, overcooked rituals, and a convincing act of “damsel in distress.” She’s no maiden — just a fast-talking harlot with sharp instincts, flexible morals, and a talent for moaning on cue. He’s no terrifying beast — just a very old, very gay, very arthritic lizard with a hoard, a temper, and joint pain from shapeshifting too much in the bygone ages. It’s all going swimmingly until heroes start showing up. Cults get nosy. Other dragons get ideas. And Saya begins to wonder what exactly she's doing in a world where virtue gets sacrificed and livestock counts as treasure. A sword-and-sandals fantasy with scams, sarcasm, sensuality, and sheep.

Gate Vladimir has a unique ability: The Fantasy Gene. Fueled by mysterious energy, he can transform into iconic characters from various fictional works, such as Bleach's Sosuke Aizen, the Lich King, Madara Uchiha, Artoria Pendragon, Archangel, Ainz Ooal Gown, and Deathwing. This power allows him to become the ultimate one-man pirate crew, that even Whitebeard declares, "This era is called 'Gate'!"

All Nemuri needed to do for the next three years of High School was sleep as much as possible for his future. Yet... "Kyusoku-san, are you sleeping again?" Hiyori asked. '...Please don't wake me up.' "Would he mind if I gave him a lap pillow...?" '...Eh?" ---- Not a translation, doing it for fun ---- P@tr30n is Cypresss if you want to support me and read some advance chapters! [email protected]/Cypresss ---- Discord Server link is https://discord.gg/cypresss If you want to talk with me! ----

Transmigrating into the Naruto world on the eve of the Third Shinobi World War, Minami Yu awakens his Reincarnation Panel, gaining the ability to reincarnate across different eras of the ninja world. Thus, countless destinies and legends begin to unfold. “I once created a golden age in ancient times, becoming the Emperor of the Land of Ancestors the father of the Sage of Six Paths. I contended with Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha during the Warring States period. I led the Uchiha Clan to its peak. I seized power and rose as the Hokage of Konoha…” All legends begin with his first reincarnation as the Emperor of the Land of Ancestors. Visit my Patreon to read up to 71 chapters ahead and enjoy daily updates: patreon.com/02Fanworks An extra chapter will be published for every 50 power stones. An extra chapter will be published for every 2 comments made about the book.

NO SMUT. JUST KISSING. I was murdered by the two people I loved most—my fiance and my stepsister. Sickly, weak, and foolishly kind, I couldn’t even fight back. As I lay dying, I remembered all the novels I used to read—stories where villainesses lived fiercely, beautifully, without regret. I wished I could be like them. Then a voice echoed in the darkness. "Congratulations, host. You’ve been chosen for the Villainess System." Now, I’ve been reborn in a new world—strong, powerful, and feared. This time, I won’t be the victim. I’ll be the villainess… and I’ll decide how this story ends.

Su Yan is just a low-level NPC in a VRMMO world — a clumsy Potion Shop Assistant with zero combat skills and a looming countdown to deletion. His only lifeline? A glitchy new System called “Heart-Throb Thief”, which lets him steal stats from top players… by making them feel something. Enter Mo Xuan: the #1 ranked player, cold, flawless, and utterly untouchable. When Su Yan “accidentally” trips into his arms, the System goes berserk. Strength, rare items, even ultimate skills start slipping into Su Yan’s hands — all while he’s panicking, blushing, and trying desperately not to die. Trapped between System mechanics and a suspiciously obsessive God-Tier Player, Su Yan must bumble, bluff, and flail his way through every encounter — and somehow survive the accidental flirting that’s now turning into real, chaotic attraction. Comedy, mischief, and slow-burn BL collide in a high-stakes, system-fueled adventure. Will a lowly NPC outwit the #1 player without realizing he’s stealing more than just stats? Tags: #BL #Danmei #LGBT+ #System #VRMMO #Comedy #SlowBurn #AccidentalFlirting

When the NHS flu jab accidentally reanimates the dead, civilisation doesn’t collapse so much as become *deeply inconvenient*. Oliver Finch — 27, unemployed, and aggressively average — wakes up to discover he’s been assigned a Class. **SPEARBEARER.** He doesn’t own a spear. He does, however, own a mop. As slow, politely shuffling zombies begin queuing outside Greggs, Ollie and four equally awkward strangers are nudged together by a mysteriously dramatic “System” that seems less interested in heroism and more concerned about retail stability. Armed with reinforced broom handles, overengineered barricades, and an alarming amount of duct tape, they must defend a small Devon retail park from relentless, mildly damp undead — and, worse, local council bureaucracy. The apocalypse has arrived. It’s organised. And it would like everyone to maintain proper spacing.

Marine Rear Admiral Noro Kade, a transmigrator from Earth, sets Punk Hazard ablaze with one outrageous goal, not justice, but to free Kaido and rule Wano with him. Armed with a stolen artificial Devil Fruit and a hidden Mythical Zoan of his own, Noro unlocks Kaido’s chains and proposes an alliance. “Kaido let's make this boring world interesting.” To Kaido’s shock, the young Marine is serious and their chaotic rise together is about to begin.

John is a typical 14-year-old boy whose world shatters with a single discovery: he is not human at all. He is a rare Hybrid, a volatile mix of two ancient, opposing races—Vampire and Werewolf—a union considered impossible. With a terrifying flood of raw power threatening to consume him, John is pulled from the safety of Earth and thrust into a new world ruled by immortal creatures. He must now learn to harness his volatile powers, unlocking the latent abilities that rage within him, and survive. John's fight for control has just begun

Ryoha Shinzo awakens to a shocking new reality: he has been reborn as the powerful but doomed villain Momoshiki Otsutsuki. His second chance is brutally cut short when he is swiftly defeated by Boruto and Sasuke. Cast into a space between life and death, Ryoha discovers he is permanently fused with Momoshiki's form and is now facing true eradication. His only hope for survival is to immediately find a suitable vessel and implant a Karma seal to resurrect. [ Suitable Host Detected ] "Wait what?! Furina?! I thought this was Naruto!?" ...

lAn arranged marriage neither of them chose. A quiet husband with secrets, and a wife who notices every little thing… His phone hides a mystery — is he just himself, or is there something more? Awkward mornings, gentle misunderstandings, and tiny gestures of care… But one secret could change everything between them.

Mysteriously transported into a world of fantasy and magic, Arezu decides to spend the remainder of his fading life fulfilling the wishes of his creator and fallen comrades. To see the world they once dreamed of—live as an adventurer, learn magic, and experience fun, nonessential adventures. But how could he, when every day of his life was filled with nothing but guilt and regret, as he continued to resent himself for failing to save his world? Until he meets Lynn—a girl who bears the same eyes as his creator, the same mark of the sinner who cursed the world. As an unlikely pair of warrior and mage, they embark on simple quests, only to somehow end up in strange adventures, meet new comrades and companions, unravel the mysteries of Curses and Dungeons, and share secrets meant for his grave and her next life. Beyond the end of his world, a new adventure begins in another world.

Evil consumes the world. Crime, sin and corruption mark every part of society. Trust is gone, and goodness is almost non-existent. When a savior finally arrives, no one greets him with joy. He has an angel's heart, but his appearance is that of a beast, built to scare evil. The people he wants to save call him a demon. They see only his shape and decide that this savior is the monster they dread; they reject their own rescuer.