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Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off

Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen. “Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...” A sudden shadow loomed over her. “What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked. She blinked up… and froze. Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile. “Let’s have ours,” he said. Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited. … Ours? OURS?! Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave. Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain. *** Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent. Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them. “D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.” The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly. And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle. Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him. Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic. “I… I…” Her voice cracked. Okay, new problem… the snake is hot. She squeezed her eyes shut. “If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.” *** One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might. Boom! The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated. The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation. But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat. The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius. Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated... "Binding with host…" "Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world." Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate. If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.
Violet_Melody99 · 2.3m Views

Reborn In The 90's: Saving My Siblings With A Fishing System

In her previous life, Han Ruochen was tricked into marriage and was forcibly made the wife of the foolish brother of her husband. She failed to escape, and her legs were broken by her cousin, Han Ziyan, who not only stole her husband but her destiny. She thought that after giving birth to a son and a daughter for the fool, she would be allowed to leave, but unfortunately, fate had other plans. She was killed by her foolish husband, who beat her up until she died, and her entire family was razed by Han Ziyan, whom they had kindly adopted. Han Ruochen hated Han Ziyan to the point that she couldn’t even close her eyes even when she died. However, when she opened her eyes, she was reborn in the nineties, before she lost everything. Armed with the knowledge of her previous life, Han Ruochen started to guard against Han Ziyan and her mother, Meng Yunhan, for she knew that Han Ziyan wasn’t her cousin but her mother’s illegitimate child! And the two of them were determined to snatch her father’s fortune and ruin her siblings to fill the pit made by Han Ziyan’s biological father. But by a stroke of luck, Han Ruochen gained a ‘Golden Finger’. Not only did her strength increase by leaps and bounds, but the sea also became her golden fishing ground. She left on an empty boat and returned with tonnes of expensive seafood. That wasn’t all. With the money and strength, she straightened her siblings and made them walk on the righteous path, where they started to respect the elders and care for the young. Thefts? Corruption? What was that? Come here and let your sister straighten you up with her fishing rod!
dobby_is_a_elf · 1.4m Views

His Guiding Light

“He lost his sight years ago... but the greatest darkness was never in his eyes—it was in his soul.” Everyone fears Zaryab Rizvi, the ruthless heir to a powerful empire. Cold. Untouchable. Dangerous. Blind since a mysterious accident that stole not only his vision but also the people he loved. Rumors say anyone who gets close to him disappears. Then she walks into his life. Meher Sultan is sunshine wrapped in innocence. She believes every broken soul deserves kindness, even when the entire world warns her to stay away from the blind man with blood on his hands. She becomes his eyes. He becomes her protector. What begins as an unexpected arrangement slowly turns into an unforgettable love—one built on trust instead of sight. But love is the least of their problems. Someone is watching them. Someone knows the truth behind the accident that blinded Zaryab. Someone has been hiding a secret for years... A secret that connects meher to Zaryab’s past in a way neither of them could ever imagine. As mysterious letters begin appearing, old murders are reopened, hidden identities are exposed, and dangerous enemies close in, Zaryab must solve the mystery before the woman who taught him how to see is taken away forever. The deeper they dig, the more horrifying the truth becomes. Was Zaryab’s blindness really an accident? Why does every clue lead back to meher’s family? And if the person they trust most is actually the villain... Will their love survive the truth?
Fiza_Khan_3566 · 10k Views

Extra's Path: The Eternal Frost Monarch

[Error!] [Error!] [Error!] [System cannot synchronize with user! The soul is not compatible!] [User don't have any knowledge of future] [Survival chances until the end...........0%!] [Ding!~] [System cannot be initiated. But for poor user who had no future....We pity you!] [So each event you survives you will be rewarded according to your contribution in scenario! That's all we can do for you.] [Best of luck use–no. Best of luck Extra!] [---] ....... Aron lived a normal, happy life. He wasn’t a loner, nor did he have a tragic past. So why was he the one who got transmigrated? While trying out a new game, he found himself inside its world, in the body of an extra. As if that weren’t bad enough, he received a broken, useless system. Offering rewards only if he survived each scenerio. He had no guidance. No warnings. No knowledge of the game. This world was destined for chaos, where Eternal Beings would wage war in the near future. Aron— now Noah would carve his own path to survive. Even if it means to become an Eternal being himself. But for now, surviving the academy alone was already a nightmare. --- [A/N: The Story is Slowpaced. There will be lot of fun and entertainment chapter. Read them as fun and Don't question over their actions since they were written as fun. Story will be more serious and dark when it needed to! So enjoy now!] Discord Server link: https://discord.gg/dtFkwXFrNm You can Support me on kofi: https://ko-fi.com/lolman2020
_LOL_Man · 1.3m Views

Anime Multiverse: Starting by Teaming Up with Maple, the Shield Girl!

Synopsis: Seito had lived in a slice-of-life crossover world for seventeen years. During that time, he worked hard, built a stable life, and quietly hoped to settle down someday. Everything changed with the release of the world’s first full-dive virtual reality game. From that moment on, the world began to feel subtly—but unmistakably—wrong. By closely studying the playstyle of the so-called “Lucky Shield Girl,” Seito rapidly climbed the rankings and soon stood at the very top. Maple Honjō: “Seito-kun is amazing~! I love teaming up with Seito-kun the most~!” Shizuka Hiratsuka: “Hey, brat. Come over to my place tonight.” Kaguya Shinomiya: “Unbelievable! Losing to someone like him?! I refuse to accept it!” Yukino Yukinoshita: “Hmph. As if I’d ever like someone like him.” Utaha Kasumigaoka: “As expected of you~ That really was impressive~” As time passed, the line between the virtual world and reality began to blur. When the game finally fused with the real world, Seito—the first player to reach the summit—rose above everyone else and became the first god of this new era. …… This novel is a crossover featuring worlds from Oregairu, Saekano, Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, BOFURI, and more. Update schedule: 1-2 chapter daily. Note: This is a translation of a Chinese fan-fiction. Before reading, please remember to turn off your brain a little and enjoy the story with a positive mindset. If you notice any mistakes in the translation, feel free to point them out in the comments. Your feedback is greatly appreciated! ....... 100 PS(Power stone)= 1 extra chapter 300 PS= 2.... 500 PS= Still unknown(Not going to reach anyway) The extra chapter will be uploaded on every Sunday or if miss it will be on Monday. And thank you for reading! ........ And if you want to read ahead and support me a bit please do check my P*troen:Koko_890. I only have 1 Tier that's also only $3 a month. If you have some extra money or You are very Rich please do help a poor like me.
KoKo_890 · 2.6m Views

Zenless Zone Zero: The Almighty Incubus of Sixth Street

A lost soul transmigrated into the world of Zenless Zone Zero and became Wise. Now, with a cute sister(step), a high paying job, a car, and a house, nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Wait. The system finally arrived after so many years, but why does it feel so... strange? This has to be a mistake! Belle: Another one? Brother, let me chop it off! Anby: If possible, I want to sleep with Wise tonight... Ellen: Hmm... why do I feel like biting you? Koleda: You kinda smell like my fath— No, nothing! Nicole: I swear I will pay all my debts, just give me more time. But if not, can I use my body instead? Miyabi: Let us begin the training for conceiving a child. Evelyn: Please do not tell anything to the young miss... yet. Astra Yao: Next time, let's bring Eve with us~ Wise: ... With so many girls circling around him, watch how Wise somehow survives without being torn apart. - - - - - - - Disclaimer: - - - - - - - I’m not the original author of this work. This novel is just a remade transcription of a webnovel from the red country. Most terms, deleted parts, dialogues, names, explicit content, and other elements have been heavily edited to make it more readable. Also, I’m not a professional at writing smut, but I will do my best. The raw and the original author will be credited in the commentary section. Cover made by MORI森 – Pixiv (users/14292311) Extra Tags: Tr4nsl4tion, No NTR, No Yuri, Big Harem, Romance, R18, System.
DysFiction · 2m Views

Competition Unknown

[Warning: Some content in the novel may be upsetting to some readers. Contents include injuries, sickness, mental health, intense medication, fight scenes, and intense gore. Lastly, this novel is a semi-reality dark fantasy trope. Read at your own risk.] Chapters and Release: Release days: Everyday Release time: 3pm UTC Status: Unedited. (Will edit after main story conclusion. Specifically from the start.) *** Synopsis: A fifteen-year-old schoolgirl happens to find herself approached by a strange woman after a rough day—who happens to know her plans on running away. Astonished, she tried to interrogate, but ended up getting dragged into another universe and another world. There, she finds out that experiments are being ran on fourteen other candidates set aside for her. Being the last candidate, she is told that she might be the first one to face demise. But she is determined to find out what is up with this facility. Eventually, she comes across an astonishing fact—that this whole world and setting is similar to that of a book she read during her younger days. And the protagonist happened to be her own cousin, who also killed her at the near end of the novel. *** (Prologue) Listen... No one is judging no one here. And so am I. The world has been cruel these days. Being modern means being rude to people on the street who are below your rank—That is what they believe. I find this all frustrating, why move with a state of mind that could as well kill you someday. You don't know if this person is a lawyer, a far relative, a doctor, a politician. But you already get the gist, don't you? And like any other teenagers my age, I really want to run away from all this. It's not like I am an orphan or from a poor household. I am from a family which is a standard class in economical terms in this world. And yet, I want to run away. Haha! Anyways. I did succeed. I wonder at what cost? I am away from all that hostility of course... But now I am in another world. Not reincarnated. Not transmigrated to another body. I am with my own soul in my original body, but in another world. This world... is weird. Thinking back, I remember reading a strange book when I was young. This book actually speaks about this world. I am a character there. Funnier thing, I don't know what is up with it either. It appears to me that the writer decided they want to see the 'live-action' version of it. So now... I am the actor playing my own character.
WaterMask · 301.4k Views