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Venti: Don't be fooled by her cold exterior; she's actually gentler than anyone. Klee: Durandal is a good person; her grilled fish is super delicious. Jean: You don't need to worry. As long as you're willing, I believe everyone in Mondstadt would be happy to accept you. Diluc: I have to admit, her arrival has brought much stability to Mondstadt. Want a drink? This one's on me. Rosaria: I no longer believe in the Anemo God! I will pledge my loyalty to you, Lady Durandal! Lumine: Will you be my companion and go on an adventure with me, Durandal? I... need you. Looking at the outstretched hand, Durandal chuckled softly, "Really... I can't do anything about you. I'll accompany you for a bit and witness the end of your journey." Tags: Antihero Protagonist, Caring Protagonist, Character Growth, Cold Protagonist, Dark, Demons, Elemental Magic, Evil Organizations, Fanfiction, Fantasy World, Female Protagonist, Friendship, Godly Powers, Gods, Hiding True Abilities, Hiding True Identity, Knights, Magic, Overpowered Protagonist, Protagonist Strong from the Start, Secretive Protagonist, Survival, Wizards, World Travel, Genshin Impact, Yuri, Romantic Comedy, Light Novel Style, Harem (Female), Reincarnation, Adventure, Slow Burn

Synopsis: The world classifies threats into three disasters: The First Disaster: The Undead Plague. The Second Disaster: The Abyssal Invasion. The Third Disaster: The Magic Collapse. But I, Shi Dian, the last Lord of Emerald Valley, have summoned something far worse. I opened a portal to Earth and summoned a group of beings who call themselves "Gamers." The indigenous people call them "The Fourth Scourge." Why? They are Undying: Kill them, and they return in 3 seconds, asking "Where is my corpse?" They are Greed Incarnate: Even the Demon King's underwear isn't safe if it has stats. They are Fearless: They don't run from Bosses; they slide-tackle them for loot. They are Insane: They cook poison for dinner and build highways on mud just for fun. To them, this isn't a war for survival. It's a Game. And they are here to grind until the server shuts down. "My Lord! The players are trying to sell the Holy Sword to the blacksmith for scrap metal!" "Let them. We need the money." Join the server. Become the Scourge.

Ever since Uchiha Kei arrived in this world, he’s been extremely cautious. He swore to tread carefully and survive until the very end. But one day, he received a mission — to assist Minato Namikaze’s squad in destroying the Kannabi Bridge. And that’s when Uchiha Kei realized… he was screwed. patreon.com/MV1717

"Ahh, my research was successful!" Salazar Slytherin was resurrected a thousand years after his burial. After waking up, with a body of a little wizard, he returned to Hogwarts anonymously, and then he was shocked to discover: In ancient times, some families who indulged in lust with Muggles or simply being Muggle-born claimed to be pure-blood families. The lunatic who appeared as his descendant became the dark lord that people talked about, using his own banner to promote extreme ideas. "Where are the records of all the powerful curses and charms?" "While all kinds of magic spells have become fancy, the bodies of wizards are extremely weak, even the descendants of Gryffindor are no exception." #Relaxing #SliceofLife ○( ＾皿＾)っSupport and read 12 Chapters ahead of here at- Patreon.com/HornyFBI ________ Author/Editor: This is a new take on Slytherin like someone would feel after suddenly going to the future as he lived in ancient times. A different kind of HP Fanfic. Some parts of the story can be different from the book. There will also be some butterfly effects. Thank you for reading! _________ Original MTL name: ANCIENT WIZARDS RETURN TO HOGWARTS

{+18} story After the death of his parents due to a car accident, 18 year old Jonah crest is taking in his fathers best friend to live with him and his six daughters. Now with a new family, Jonah has to navigate college, form bonds, and potentially sleep with one of the sisters

Drake Curtis is what the Japanese would call an Otaku. Red-haired, overweight, and socially invisible, he spends every waking moment worshiping 2D women and debating which anime girl deserves the title of “best waifu.” Real girls? No interest. Reality? Overrated. Then, one bad day at school turns worse when a fight leaves him beaten and suspended… and a strange blue screen appears before his eyes. > [The perfect host has been found!] [Welcome to the Animeverse System!] Suddenly, Drake gains the ability to travel between anime worlds — to live in the universes he once obsessed over. From Demon Slayer to Naruto, One Piece, and beyond, every world becomes a new stage for him to train, fight, and flirt his way to greatness. There’s just one problem: he’s still the same out-of-shape nerd who can’t even run a mile. And these worlds? They’re not games. To survive, Drake will have to face demons, gods, and his own pathetic limits — all while trying to collect power… and maybe a few waifus along the way. Can an otaku with zero social skills and one overpowered System actually become the strongest across the Animeverse?

Without memories, without a past, and without even a name, a boy awakens in the heart of the Land of Shadows. Before him stands the ruler of that realm: an imposing queen, feared by all. As he struggles to understand who he is and how he came to be there, the boy finds himself facing a difficult choice. To set off into the unknown, weak and defenseless… or to remain under the queen’s tutelage, only to one day face her in a battle to the death. -------- [No system] -------- If you want to read advanced chapters, take a look at my Patreon. patreon.com/king_gilgamesh ----- Updates Monday through Friday ---- 100 Power Stones = 1 Chapters Extra 200 Power Stones = 2 Chapters Extra

(this novel will have 6 chapters per week Sunday to Friday and 1500+ words per chapter or 12 chapters 1000+ words each. ) Two souls. One ritual. A world without limits. When Oliver and Emmet, are ripped from their lives on Earth, they didn't wake up to the cheering crowds of a royal kingdom or the welcoming words of a king. Instead, they awaken in the suffocating silence of The Mourning Wilds, a vast and ancient forest, surrounded by the cooling corpses of the Covenant of the Last Breath. The cultists didn’t just summon them; they died to fuel the ritual, leaving the four "heroes" alone in a world they don't understand with no system, no saint, simply nothing to guide them on their path in this world.. Gifted with god-like abilities by a mysterious goddess before their arrival, the two must quickly master their new powers to survive: Oliver, bearer of the Soul Bound Blade, a weapon that mirrors his strength and mimics any steel he beholds. Emmet, the Fist Sentinel, capable of transforming into an unstoppable engine of destruction, a knight capable of conquering the stars In a world where there is no cap on power The two must trek through miles of untamed wilderness to find civilization. But as their strength grows without limit, they begin to realize that the "Goddess" who sent them may have had a darker motive for their summoning—and the cost of their arrival was only the first payment in a much larger debt, the truth of why they were summoned in to this world will soon come to light brining with it the true challenge. They were brought here to be saviors, but in a land where they can grow to challenge the gods themselves, they might just become its greatest threat.

Ebon was a talented gamer, a proud Carry, and hopelessly drowning in debt. But he made it to the finals of a tournament that would have changed his life if he had won. He lost. Spectacularly. Humiliatingly. Moments later, blinded by rage, he smashed a wall with his eyes closed—it was a fuse box… and he was electrocuted to death. Instead of fading into oblivion, he wakes up inside the video game he loved so much. There’s only one problem. He has reincarnated in the body of a girl. Even worse: he’s trapped in the Support role with the Healer trait, the very class he always mocked as weak and useless. Now, Ebon must survive in a fantasy world ruled by sinister cults, a Demon King, twisted divine laws, and healing magic that works terribly wrong. He has one goal—and he refuses to give it up: Get his original gender back. And reclaim everything that was denied to him—fame, wealth, and… the pleasure of spending a night with a cute girl. Survival comes first. Pride comes second. And this world is about to learn what happens when a healer refuses to play fair. --- Content Tags --- --> Slice Of Life --> Fantasy Worldbuilding --> Adventure, Action --> System Progression --> Clever & Opportunistic MC --> Beastkin, Elves, Witches, Multiple Races, Milfs --> System + Worldbuilding --> No NTR --> Light Drama >>> NEW CHAPTER EVERYDAY

Cultivation is hard. Lying is free. Jiang Chen was scammed. He was promised the prestigious title of "Supreme Elder of Law Enforcement" by a mysterious Grandmaster. Instead, he inherited a broken shack, a mountain of debt, and a dying old man's confession: "We were banished from the great Mystic Cloud Sect! Unless you find three peerless geniuses to inherit the lineage, our seat is lost forever!" Stuck with a useless token and zero cultivation talent, Jiang Chen was ready to give up. That is, until the Falsehood Realization System awakened. [Rule 1: If the target believes your lie, it becomes the Truth.] [Rule 2: The more absurd the lie, the greater the reward.] Armed with a silver tongue and a thick face, Jiang Chen decides to scam his way back to the top. Disciple #1 (Ye Kai): A muscle-brained idiot rejected by every sect. Jiang Chen's Lie: "Doing 10,000 squats is the 'Ancient God Body' technique." Result: The kid actually awakens an Ancient God Body and punches a dragon to death. Disciple #2 (Su Ling): A paranoid girl who thinks the air is poisoned. Jiang Chen's Lie: "Your paranoia is actually the 'Dao of Reverse Causality'." Result: She accidentally trips an assassin into a lethal trap and thanks the Universe. Now, as the "Sect Leader" of the Fallen Star Sect, Jiang Chen must juggle his insane disciples, terrifying enemies, and his own lies. His goal? To march back to the Mystic Cloud Sect, slap the Elders who banished his master, and reclaim his rightful seat. He is the greatest genius in history... assuming he doesn't get exposed first.

Born from the will of infinity ultimate supreme god, Precious was never meant to live a mortal life—he was created to travel across world, multy world and dimansion. Yet, after witnessing countless worlds and observing from space many family's and watching them his also want a family and got reborn has a human Now living among mortals, Precious hides powers beyond imagination—divine creation, cosmic manipulation, and the ability to bend reality itself and many other power that no one can beat. But the world he’s chosen isn’t ordinary; it’s a realm ruled by ancient races, True Dragons, and Primordial Demons, where even gods once feared to tread. As he uncovers the mysteries of his new world, Precious encounters beings of immense power—each with their own secrets and ties to his divine origin. From the mysterious Aquira, the Dragon of Time, to the enigmatic Umbros, the Primordial Demon black, fate begins weaving a story that transcends existence itself. Tags: Action • Fantasy • Reincarnation • Overpowered MC • Magic Academy • Mythical Beings • Friendship • Light Romance • World-Building • isekai • mystry • true power • hidden power

Ren Kyouka was just an ordinary 20-year-old delinquent—until he was summoned to another world. The mission? Marry a princess and bring peace to the fractured realm. The problem? There was a tiny error in the summoning ritual. Now Ren isn’t engaged to one princess—he’s magically bound to four. An elf, a beastkin, a vampire, and a demon. Worse? These four races hate each other’s guts. And Ren, the only human in this world, is stuck in the middle of their ancient feud… as their shared husband. Can he unite them before war breaks out? Or will his mouth—and libido—get him killed first? [Contains smut and r18 content. Reader discretion is advised] -------------- [No rape] [No ntr] [No yuri].

Lee Min lived an extraordinarily unimpressive life… and died in an even more unimpressive way. Crushed by a vending machine while trying to get a snack, he became a cosmic meme so embarrassing that even God couldn’t leave him like that. Out of pure pity (and maybe secondhand embarrassment), God reincarnates him into a fantasy world with: SSS-Rank stats A dual-layer System Ridiculously OP abilities A brand-new life And absolutely ZERO control over his infant body Now reborn as a baby with the power to level mountains but the motor skills of a wet noodle, Lee Min unintentionally terrorizes his father, delights his mother, and sends the local priest into weekly therapy. His random emotional outbursts cause shockwaves, mini earthquakes, wind blasts, and occasional teleportation. Meanwhile, the System treats every baby milestone as a quest: “Hold head up!” “Crawl!” “Speak!” “Socialize!” “Don’t panic!” (he always fails this one) Every achievement earns him tiny stat boosts… which still stack onto his already absurd SSS base power. Unfortunately, one thing followed him into this new life: A traumatizing fear of tall, box-shaped objects. Every once in a while, something remotely resembling a vending machine tips over — in moments of comedy, tension, or dramatic battles — and Lee reacts like he’s reliving his death… even though nothing can hurt him anymore. As he grows from baby to child to teen, his powers stabilize, his skills evolve, and the world begins to notice the “miracle child.” Villagers believe he’s a chosen one. Mages think he’s a reincarnated archmage. Father thinks he’s a walking apocalypse. Mother thinks he’s adorable. But Lee? He’s just trying not to accidentally flatten a building every time he sneezes. Eventually, he’ll enter the wider world — academies, dungeons, kingdoms — all while dealing with: Misinterpreted reflexes Accidental feats of strength Over-the-top monster annihilations Gods who regret giving him too much power Political factions terrified of a boy who doesn’t know his own strength And through it all? He’s still haunted by the memory of that vending machine.

A sudden question answering system came to Marvel. From then on, the painting style of the whole world began to be wrong. Thor: Who made the video of me being blasted by Hulk? Get out of me! Hawkeye: Are you sure that yours is called Explosive Hammer? Hulk: I haven’t tried hard yet, but you all fell. Star-Lord: The body of a god is comparable to a mortal? This is absolutely false! Iron Man: Excuse me, my mortal body is comparable to a god! Captain America: Stop pretending, my identity as an American hip is exposed! Nick Fury: This is absolutely fake! How could my S.H.I.E.L.D. become a Snake Shield?

Esmeralda, who has been transmigrated into the HP world, forms the "Deduction Trio" with the Weasley twins, and together they roam the campus. Professor Flitwick always likes to award her points. Professor Sprout hopes she will take Herbology more seriously. Professor McGonagall says she is a genius in Transfiguration. Professor Snape, despite acknowledging her talent in Potions, says she doesn't deserve those eyes. Even Dumbledore, who loves sweets, frequently pays attention to her... However, two years later, Harry is set to enroll, and Voldemort, who has no nose, will make a comeback. The previously peaceful life is about to be disrupted. In the face of the impact from the trio of main characters, where will the Deduction Trio go? In the battle between good and evil, which side will Esmeralda take? Will the twin stars never meet again in this life? Well, let us start the story: It all began when Esmeralda received her admission letter at the age of twelve... _______ *Female Protagonist* _______ Read 12 Chapters ahead at Patreon.com/Dragonel ________ You can also support me financially by donating at:- paypal.me/Dragonel23 _______ This is a Translation. Original MTL has the same name.

Who is the greatest talent in German football history? Some say Deisler, some say Müller, some say Götze, some say Havertz... But since the winter of 2014, when a dark-haired, blue-eyed young man emerged from nowhere at Wolfsburg, the question has been answered! Starting with Ronaldinho's exclusive card, Mark, with his dazzling and elegant dance moves, embodies the essence of a footballing genius on the field! From Wolfsburg's super sub, to the most unstoppable Bundesliga magician, to the new generation leader leading Germany's resurgence! Guardiola: "He dances with the ball!" Neymar: "He's the best dancer in football!" Beckenbauer: "It's an honor for the Ballon d'Or to have Mark selected!" Ronaldinho: "In him, I see myself..."

Uma Musume: The Horse Girls Are Peeking at My Diary, Now All of Tracen is Panicking! This is a fan translation/re-imagining of 赛马娘，偷看我日记，特雷森全方了！Please support the original author, 告别亚健康的白鸽酱! Synopsis: Mizuki unexpectedly transmigrated to Tracen Academy, becoming the Trainer for Team Spica and activating a "Diary System." As long as she writes a daily horse-training diary, she receives rewards. However, Mizuki never imagined that her diary would be seen by Special Week, Narita Top Road, Treve, Tokai Teio, Kitasan Black... and many other horse girls. Mejiro McQueen: "Wait, 'Fat Pony' or whatever in the diary... she isn't talking about me, right? Where am I fat?!" Tokai Teio: "Why does everyone know I love drinking honey?" Narita Top Road: "Who are you calling a crybaby? I... even if I win, I definitely won't cry, probably!" Nice Nature: "Why am I called a 'Bronze Collector'? Waaaah, Trainer, you’re too mean!" Kitasan Black: "What's a Support Card? 'Reroll 1,000 times to become God'? What is 'reroll' supposed to be?!" Satono Diamond: "Hmm? Why is everyone calling me 'Freaky Diamond'?" Special Week: "Who is 'Spe-Dumb'? Wait, do I actually have a younger sister?" Agnes Tachyon: "Are the 'Real Horses' counterparts from a parallel world?" Mizuki's diary is full of bizarre information, and the horse girls look forward to it immensely. As the content grows, they even begin to learn about their real-world counterparts in parallel universes...

In a modern world plagued by calamities known as Psychos and Disasters, Ezra Crowe must navigate the situation with his Esper companions.

In the post-Hokage era, Naruto Uzumaki, the Seventh Hokage who perished in battle, suddenly wakes up to find himself in a different world. Are you still concerned about the final battle between Boruto and the Ōtsutsuki clan? The reappearance of Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki, the Sage of Six Paths, reveals an unexpected truth. It turns out that the Great Toad Sage’s prophecy was accurate—Boruto Uzumaki is indeed the prophesied child. However, what changed was not the fate of the ninja world, but Naruto's own destiny. The Sage of Six Paths holds the Rinnegan in his left hand and the Time-Space Relic, Plough, in his right. Looking at Naruto before him, he asks once again: "Naruto Uzumaki, if you were to be reborn, tell me—what would you choose?" With unwavering determination, Naruto responds: "I will abandon all hesitation, protect everything in the ninja world at all costs, and make up for the regrets of my past life!" Dear Readers For 120 Advance Chapters Join My Patreon https://www.patreon.com/NF25

Important note - The earlier chapters were edited with AI, so please don’t mind the style. I’ll be changing my writing style from Chapter 45 onward. This is the story of a modern man who transmigrates into a cultivation novel world he once read. He is not the chosen one. He is not the protagonist. And he has absolutely no intention of sacrificing himself for “justice,” “the greater good,” or someone else’s plot. Upon transmigration, he awakens a System. A strange, morally flexible System that rewards him with system points for stealing opportunities that were meant for the protagonist— powerful treasures, rare inheritances, fortuitous encounters… …and even the women fated to fall for the hero. But he isn’t a villain. He doesn’t slaughter innocents, burn the world, or rule through fear. He also isn’t a hero who rushes into danger for strangers or follows some noble destiny. He is simply a man who knows the story, understands how cruel cultivation worlds are, and refuses to be crushed by fate. He grows stronger not to dominate the world, but to survive it. He steals opportunities not out of malice, but because in this world, hesitation means death. He helps when he wants to. Leaves when it benefits him. Loves freely, fights brutally, jokes casually, and lives without regret. This is not a story about saving the world. It’s a story about living well in a world that was never meant for him. Discord -https://discord.gg/whSJUqQkEf