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Nagini — The Time-Crossing Warrior Classic silat meets modern technology. With the Time-Shattering Stone, Nagini leaps from the past into modern-day Jakarta. Here, she must face street gangs, mafia bosses, corrupt police, and advanced weapons: combat drones, computers, and CCTV surveillance. Can her poisoned needles stand against bullets? Can her inner power withstand a hail of gunfire? And… can her warrior’s instinct outsmart the unblinking eyes of CCTV? Of course, everything is wrapped in Nagini’s signature absurdity. Three lumps on the head, cheeks swollen like wasp stings, lips puffed like a tilapia’s mouth—that’s just the beginning of her tale.—that’s just the beginning of her tale.

[Invincible + System + Roguish Anti-Hero + Flirting + Comedy + Wrecking Tang San] Xiao Chen transmigrates into the world of Douluo and awakens the Peerless Beauty System. Right from the start, a ten-pull gacha grants him a top-tier martial soul — the Golden Dragon King Martial Soul! One Bond Card later, Xiao Wu is already sticking close to him. With a few clever moves, Tang San gets completely outplayed. What? On top of daily draws and random quests, as long as Xiao Chen earns the trust of these beauties and keeps raising their affection, the system allows him to grow even stronger? Now he understands. The mischievous hundred-thousand-year Xiao Wu. The bold, captivating cat-eared Zhu Zhuqing. The fair-skinned noble lady Ning Rongrong. The alluring Empress Bibi Dong. The proud and noble angel Qian Renxue… Every beauty — he wants them all. Years later, Xiao Chen sits surrounded by them, smiles, and shrugs. “Nothing special,” he says. “Just a bit of luck.”

Black Lady tells the story of Linda Lee, a young woman whose life falls apart after the murder of her father, Harrison Olu. The killer isn’t a stranger—it’s her own uncle, Marcus Olu, a man driven by greed and ambition. Linda refuses to let grief destroy her. Instead, she trains hard in karate, ready to fight back against anyone who threatens her. With her close friends Sofia, Alex, and the mysterious Jae Min, she digs into her family’s secrets and prepares for the battles ahead. But Marcus won’t stop until she’s gone. He sends assassins and sets traps, determined to crush her before she can rise against him. In the middle of all this, Linda clashes with William Adams—the arrogant heir who pushes every one of her buttons. What starts as constant fights slowly shifts into an attraction she doesn’t want to admit. Now Linda is caught between enemies who want her dead, a love she doesn’t trust, and the weight of her own past. If she wants to survive, she’ll have to decide whether to give in to the darkness or rise above it as someone no one can silence.

A boy casted away from his world with no memory, not even of himself and nowhere to go. Must find his way through an unknown world with instinct alone. Trusting in a body he does not know to keep him alive through the day while he endures its memories surging through his mind at night. Fighting to survive in a broken world while searching for his past. He’s determined to find a way back. But with no guarantee to see tomorrow and no way back from today. Will he trade his future for his past? Or will he choose to live in the moment forever. Betting it all on today?

葉曉曉，一個普通又有點笨拙的棉花糖女孩是劇組裡的小助理，在跳蚤市場意外得到一枚刻著古紋的銀環。原以為只是便宜小飾品，沒想到一場突如其來的昏迷，讓她在醒來時——竟穿進了芭蕾舞團領舞、喬家千金「喬翡」的身體裡。 真正的喬翡則以「靈魂」的形式留在她身邊，冷酷、傲嬌、毒舌，卻無法回到自己的身體。 醫院裡，葉曉曉的本體依舊躺在病床，沒有甦醒。 唯有手腕上的銀環，在聽見某個名字時會閃起細微的光——像是在呼喚她，也像在提醒她： 她的牽掛還留在自己的世界。

Ren Hector was supposed to be a Doctor. Instead, he died of a heart attack five years into surgical residency and woke up in a nightmare world where people awaken as Hunters by surviving their worst fears. The System was supposed to grant him healing powers. But something went wrong. A glitch during binding process warped his class into something monstrous. Now, as the Doctor of the Ruin Gospel, Ren wields sentient surgical tentacles and a chainsaw instead of holy light. Now he’s the Doctor of the Ruin Gospel, a walking medical atrocity who heals people with surgical tentacles, a chainsaw, and a mouth in his palm that bites things for diagnosis. The more fear he causes, the stronger he gets. Trapped in a broken system, in a world ruled by Gates, monsters, and divine protocols, Ren isn’t here to save the world. He’s just trying to cure it. And maybe bill it later.

I finally got the beta invite for the sequel to the game I’ve been grinding for ten years. The weirdest part? All my mods carried over. I’m talking everything from the 'Hell Mode' enemy buffs to the waifu skins and cosmetic swaps. I'm about to face a Sekiro-level nightmare, but at least everyone looks fabulous. Takes inspiration from Sekiro + Soulsborne series. [Yandere] To read advanced sections Patreon.com/Asura555

Reborn in modern Tokyo, Kuroha Akira comes back with exactly zero cheat abilities, zero morals, and zero motivation. His life goal is simple and noble: lie flat forever. Unfortunately, lying flat costs money—and working? Absolutely not. Since no elegant, rich onee-san is lining up to keep him, Akira pivots to a more long-term investment strategy: Find future rich girls. Raise them. Optimize favorability. Cash out dividends later. Think of it as angel investing—except the startups are people, the currency is affection, and the exit strategy is becoming a full-time kept man. This is Akira’s personal life hack: “Favorability is just an emotional stock market.” As long as he can manipulate emotional trends, hedge risks across multiple “portfolios,” and prevent any single relationship from crashing the whole system… A life of being financially supported until death is statistically achievable. Our slogan: “Lie flat. Rot slowly. Let someone else pay the bills.” *** But reality, as always, drops an unexpected patch update. Breaking News: The long-missing legendary entrepreneur and investor Kuroha Akira has been rescued after years of captivity. The prime suspects? Several women he maintained “complicated emotional positions” with during his high school era. Footage from the rescue scene captures Akira muttering in disbelief: “Why… I drained so much money… …and her favorability went up instead of crashing?!” *** His life ultimately proves two immutable truths: Emotional markets are more volatile than crypto. Being a kept man always comes with hidden costs. *** Disclaimer: Yes, this is a harem story. No, these heroines are not mentally normal. Proceed at your own emotional risk.

Yumi has always lived a life of quiet daydreams, imagining herself as the bold, confident boy who’s loved by all. In her dreams, she’s free—flirty, powerful, and surrounded by handsome, captivating men. But one night, her fantasy world becomes something much darker. When Yumi wakes up in an unfamiliar, breathtaking world, she’s shocked to find that she’s no longer the shy girl she once was. Instead, she’s become a strikingly handsome young man, living in a realm of danger, magic, and twisted politics. At the center of this new life is Eliott, an adorably innocent knight-in-training who can’t seem to stay away from her—calling her “My Lord” with a mix of awe and infatuation. But things are far from simple. As Yumi explores this new world, she becomes entangled with Ren, a dangerously charming prince whose twisted nature draws her in. His cold, calculating demeanor hides a dark hunger that could either protect or destroy her. And then there’s the magician—a psychotic, mysterious figure who seems to know Yumi’s every move. His obsession with her is unsettling, his magic powerful and unpredictable. As Yumi gets closer to these men, she realizes she’s not just playing a game anymore—she’s a pawn in a world where every choice could lead to love, betrayal, or death. As sparks fly between them all and danger looms ever closer, Yumi must face the truth: this world isn’t a dream, and it’s more real—and more deadly—than she ever could have imagined. With every seductive glance and heart-stopping encounter, she’s drawn deeper into a web of dark magic, twisted desires, and secrets that could shatter everything she thought she knew about herself and the world around her. Will Yumi be able to control her fate in a world where everyone has an agenda? Or will she fall for the darkness that threatens to consume her heart? --

A not so lucky girl with a weird disorder , chasing an always antagonized dream to get into the countries most prosperous University though with loads of efforts , meets a guy , Ace who helps her achieve her dream trying to turn it into a reality but it won't be so easy ??

“Oh no… oh yes…. oh no…” When the times change from his usual routine Jayden is forced to do whatever it takes to keep his sanity But when the madness is the only way to survive what other option does he have?? Jayden Hawthorn has everything, from abundant wealth, a face worth dying for to being the heir only heir of his family. That would be great right? Wrong! What would happen when Jayden dies and he finds himself in a foreign yet familiar world where he was actually destined to be? What would happen if he bent a straight pipe?? ******************** Hi guys! Trust when I say it gets better, it’s not like I’ll actually say it does when it doesn’t. I’m open to suggestions and corrections! Chat me up on discord at mcay_precious Join our discord server https://discord.gg/Pzf52ATmQ

Betrayed by his lover. Used by his closest friend. Died believing everything was over. Then he woke up. The year was 2025. The VR game that would merge with reality in two months hadn’t even launched yet. Lucien Viremont remembers what happens next. When the merge comes, players who entered early will awaken as nobles. Latecomers will be reborn as commoners—or worse. His future house is doomed. His family will be wiped out by internal betrayal. And heroics won’t save him. So Lucien makes a decision. He won’t chase power. He won’t play the hero. He’ll play the system. By treating NPCs as people. By abusing early-game mechanics. By securing allies, contracts, and safe havens. And by the time the VR world becomes reality— He won’t rule the world. He’ll survive it. (A strategic VR-fantasy with nobles, politics, harem, comedy, and a protagonist who just wants a comfortable life.)

Jiang Lin, a die-hard fan of One Piece, accidentally traveled to the world of pirates. As soon as he arrived in the world of pirates, he met the Admiral Kizaru in the Sabaody Islands where the so-called evil generation first appeared. "Moshimoshi, kid, I have something I want to ask. I'm looking for a man named Zhan Taomaru. Do you know where he is?" Facing the terrifying pressure of the Admiral, Jiang Lin, who had just traveled to the world of pirates and became a small pirate, accidentally copied the other party's ability. "Have you been kicked by light?" When Jiang Lin raised his left foot, Kizaru also raised his left foot with a puzzled look. MY PATREON: patreon.com/Yoruichi_samaTL.

Xu Yanluo was never meant to survive. As a lead game developer, he knew Immortal Ascension better than anyone. He knew every system, every fate, every tragic side villain destined to be erased by the protagonist. He especially knew the Immortal Dynasty’s Second Prince. Arrogant. Elegant. White-haired, red-eyed. A villain blessed with three peerless beauties—only to be crushed halfway through the story. Then, a thunderstrike took his life. When Xu Yanluo opened his eyes again, he found himself reborn as that very Second Prince—with his memories, his edits, and a mocking system that demanded only one thing: Dual cultivation. Survival. Ascension. Taboo consorts. Loyal immortal fairies. Fox princesses. A fallen villain with rewritten stats and absolute shamelessness. This time, he will not be a stepping stone. He will steal the hero’s opportunities, rewrite his destined end, and climb from Immortal Prince to supreme ruler—one cultivation session at a time.

Jack thought his first day in the Marvel Universe would be normal. He was dead wrong. After one wild night, Wanda Maximoff kicked him out, Natasha Romanoff pressed a blade to his groin, and Jack had to choose between love, survival, and whether he was about to get his cock chopped off. “First option: cut it off.” “I choose option two! OPTION TWO!!” When he was short on money, he went to Hell’s Kitchen to “borrow” some cash and unexpectedly obtained Tony Stark’s coordinates. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can visit my Patreon page: Patreon.com/PhoeniXcel I upload 2 chapters daily on Patreon! There are 10+ advanced chapters available for you to read. Your support would be greatly appreciated.

I've definitely seen this before. Loser dies in their own home. Gets reincarnated in another world with a cheat system. Has women on both arms and his third leg within 30 minutes of arriving. They defeat the great evil demon king or whatever. The loser lives happily ever after with his 50+ wives. The end. 'Yes, yes, I see. That's definitely not happening any time soon with me.' After all, I wasn't reincarnated as the rich disowned noble or the hero with a golden finger. No, I was born as this little red fiendish-looking thing, who's barely 50 centimetres tall! Not to mention, I didn't even wake up in a nice, cosy bed - instead, I plopped out of a blood slide, which led straight into a dungeon! 'And where the hell is my syste-!' [Evolution system activating] 'Wait, I'm not completely doomed!' [Warning! You have been sent to a high difficulty World] 'W-what.' [Good luck!] ----- Note: No harem, System isn't OP. Will update notes if required.

He wasn’t supposed to exist. He wasn’t supposed to come back. But destiny had other plans — terrible, sphincter-tightening plans. Through the rift of time and chakra, Namikaze Raimon, elder brother of the Fourth Hokage, reemerges from legend. Once whispered about in fear as “The Wind of Pain and Thunder of Shame”, he now walks again among the living — thanks to Orochimaru’s poor decision-making during the Chūnin Exams. Entire villages tremble. Mountains crumble. Medical nin stock up on ointment. Raimon: “Those who do not learn from their hemorrhoids… are doomed to feel them again.” Raimon: “Feel… true rectal pain.” Raimon: “Sometimes, to know peace… one must first know clenching.” Armed with the forbidden technique — Fūton Raiton: Sen-nen no Karyū Raiten Denkō Supairaru Doriru! (“Wind–Lightning Style: Thousand-Year Fire Dragon Thunderclap Spiral Drill!”) — Raimon strikes faster than the eye can follow… and always from the worst possible angle. Ohnoki will never sit the same again. Tobirama wishes Edo Tensei had a “do not resurrect” clause. Even the Raikage fears the drill that flashes twice. As nations unite against him, one truth becomes clear: Raimon: “I will make the world understand… the meaning of pain… and the importance of sitting cushions.” The Rectum Ripper has returned. And this time… no one’s behind is safe. *** ko-fi.com/shunsuke_uchiha

I died from overwork. I woke up bankrupt. Reborn as the heir of a collapsed merchant house, Li Wei’an inherits nothing but debt, mockery, and a mansion held together by dust and pride. Nobles sneer. Officials circle like vultures. The Li name is one bad day away from disappearing forever. His wife? A young widowed Viscountess whose faction has already fallen—kept alive only by paperwork, aging in-laws, and royal indifference. Romance is off the table. Survival is not. While the kingdom hunts old nobility and sells power under the table, Li Wei’an does something unthinkable: He buys authority. Inspector. Magistrate. City Lord. With silver instead of swords, contracts instead of blood, and schemes sharp enough to make ministers sweat, a fallen merchant begins climbing the system that was never meant to include him. The nobles call him vulgar. The court calls him dangerous. The women around him call him impossible. He calls it a good investment. A harem comedy wrapped in politics, city-building, war, magic, and dark humor— where money doesn’t just talk. It rules.

Linen traveled to the Marvel Universe and obtained a mysterious golden finger — a power that allowed him to fabricate videos about the future to deceive the Avengers. As long as they believed the content of the video, or if their original life trajectories changed because of it, Linen could gain various superpowers in return. Tony Stark, now a magician and martial artist: “Sure, I can use magic now. But I swear, that guy in the green robe just looks like me — he’s definitely not me!” Steve Rogers: “Huh? Long live Hydra? I’m... the Captain of Hydra?” Natasha Romanoff, who accidentally stole Thor’s hammer: “Wait, the thing I used to prop up a table leg during time management practice actually wants to kill me now?” Loki, after being deceived by the video’s content: “What? I’ll become a superhero on Earth someday, showered with applause and flowers? Ahem... yes, that’s right — I am the Avengers’ superhero.” Thor, who lost his hammer: “Damn it! Who was the man who died in my arms, his face completely burned?!” Linen: “Tsk… even the entire Marvel Universe can’t piece together a perfect life for a single person!” --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can visit my Patreon page: Patreon.com/PhoeniXcel I upload 2 chapters daily on Patreon! There are 10+ advanced chapters available for you to read. Your support would be greatly appreciated.

Zarix was a proud gooner. A man who dedicated his life to the sacred art of degeneracy. His bookshelf was a tier list. His tissues were war casualties. His legacy? Painted across countless pages. Then he died. Cursing the very poison he was testing. A novel so trash that even his dick refused to rise. And worse? He woke up inside it. A world where lust didn't exist. Desire was a foreign concept. The glorious purpose between one's legs? Completely sealed by some heartbroken god who threw a tantrum and cursed all of humanity. Not only did he end up in the body of Eren Van Astrea—a half-elf son of a baron but in a world ruled by summoners and ancestral spirits, he was summonless. A gooner with no power within. And nothing working beneath. His mother suffered daily humiliation. His clan treated him like garbage. His body was weak. His QUOR was pathetic. He was destined to rot at the bottom. But then everything changed. [Carnal Ascension System Activated.] [Welcome, Host.] [You are the only being exempt from the curse.] [Any woman you touch will have her desire awakened.] [Convert lust into power. Ascend through conquest.] [Currency: Gooning Points (GP)] [Fuck anyone — 25 GP] [Fuck a MILF — 50 GP] [Fuck a GILF — 100 GP] [Hidden Acts — 10-500 GP] [GP can be transferred to enhance any target's QUOR capacity.] [Welcome Bonus Acquired.] [Inspect Vision x3] [Humiliation Suit: Bitch x1] [Humiliation Suit: Sow x1] In a desireless world, the only man who can get hard is king. And this king has a grudge to settle.