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An inevitable war broke out two thousand years ago in the Primal Region. Aliens, humans, and the 'special people' could not make amends. But peace was found at last the day one man stood between the three species. Later, the corrupted aliens and evil-doers devise a plan to out-smart this man. He died in the end, and the humans lost their home: Legon City, for 18 years. The 'special people' still live amongst the humans and have joined forces to retain the city! And these special people are known as...RONINS!

After finishing another exhausting day at work, He Yan was hit by a truck. When he opened his eyes again, he had arrived in the world of Naruto. Worse still— He had been reborn as Sasuke Uchiha’s twin brother, now known as Uchiha Yan. And the night of the Uchiha Clan Massacre was approaching. The good news? A system had awakened. The bad news? The system was completely absurd. ⸻ Mission 1: “You have just arrived in the Cultivation Realm. A beginner’s gift pack has been granted. Please defeat the Qingqiu Fox Clan.” Uchiha Yan froze. “System… is it possible I transmigrated into the wrong world?” “Where exactly am I supposed to find this Qingqiu Fox Clan?!” ⸻ Mission 2: “You have reached the appropriate age to awaken your Martial Soul. Please proceed to the village entrance and seek a Spirit Master to awaken it.” Yan nearly collapsed. “Hello?! I’m in Naruto! Naruto! Didn’t you just say I was in the Cultivation Realm a second ago?!” “And where am I supposed to find a Spirit Master? At the entrance of the Hidden Leaf Village?!” ⸻ Mission 3: “You have entered an immortal sect. After many years, the Sect Tournament has reopened. You must distinguish yourself and expose the conspiracy of the demonic path.” Yan stared at the sky in silence. “Could you at least let me join an immortal sect first?!” ⸻ And that wasn’t even the worst part. “You’re telling me the Nine-Tails Jinchūriki is the Qingqiu Fox Clan?” “Wait—binding someone counts as awakening a Martial Soul?!” “The Chūnin Exam is a Sect Tournament now?! Are you serious?!” ⸻ With the Uchiha Clan’s destruction drawing closer, Uchiha Yan faces an impossible problem: He must survive the massacre— Using a cultivation system that firmly believes the Naruto world is an immortal cultivation universe. And the system refuses to admit it might be wrong. What follows is a chaotic mix of: • Daily life inside the Uchiha Clan • Brotherly tension with Sasuke Uchiha • Quiet observations of Itachi Uchiha • An increasingly confused cultivation system • And one very desperate attempt to avoid becoming a victim of the massacre The system calls stray dogs “Heaven-Splitting Demonic Beasts.” It calls the Chūnin Exam a “Sect Tournament.” And it insists that every major ninja event is part of some grand immortal conspiracy. Whether Uchiha Yan can survive the coming tragedy— With a system that may be more dangerous than his enemies— Remains to be seen.

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break -- Absolutely OP MC ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- "Humans are scum. A man is an untamed animal, the magic you call your seduction just my daily breakfast. You are dirty. Your unfiltered words are filthy. The mere sight of your untrained habits disgust me, cur. No matter how handsome everybody claims your face is, I will reap your next generation, destroy everyone you hold dear, every singed being that dares to protect you and prove that you all deserve to stay below my foot. No God will protect you when I've made my decision. Bow your vile tongue to me or face your inevitable demise, demon." ~Isabella Heart to Adam. --------------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

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A shitty self-insert Isekai story. Also there is vore but I don't think I'll go the sex route hell I haven't even done or planned any live vore scenes yet. I just like the idea of swallowing everything. mmmm yummy. If you read this prepare for the worst writing you have ever seen and enjoy. check me out on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/Blutakowriteswhatever Don't worry currently I have once a week chapters ready all the way to chapter 9 and at some point in march I will start with 3 a week, my goal is to upload 5 a week and be ahead of schedule for a while.

Julie Marie Navares seemed to be a typical young woman. Her father wished her to go to the same school as her brother, Christian Navares, which is why she moved. She thought school would be quiet because she thought her secret—her hidden talent for singing and her alter ego on stage as the POP PRINCESS—would stay with her family. But what would happen if Mark Cielo Villanueva, a friend from childhood who she hated, found out? They had just met again. Could she still keep her secret and her peace?

[ Late check-ins accepted. Abyss residues surcharges apply. ] The Last Neutral Inn, a small establishment run by a retired man named Aldous. He serves good soup, honest tea, and the only guaranteed neutral ground between the mortal world and the Abyss. He used to shape the world. He doesn't do that anymore, but he has opinions about bread. He will share them. In a place where exiled gods need somewhere to sleep, demon courts require neutral venues for negotiations they can't afford to lose, and abyssal entities older than civilization occasionally need a simple word with someone who won't panic, Aldous runs the only establishment that qualifies. His guests aren't only human. His inn shouldn't exist. The Abyss stops exactly at his property line, which nobody has satisfactorily explained. Aldous makes soup. He fixes the stairs. He files the paperwork. He is no hero. No king. He runs an inn. The question nobody had the courage to ask yet is why.

With an entwined fate, Ajab has to make a choice. But does fate belong in the hands of the Prince? Are the firmaments his for the splitting? Can he save his heart or dive head face into his death? Maybe sometimess doing nothing is our most vicious fight. At the end, the pen determines the way the ink flows, so who cares if it's death or fate, or even the firmaments, just leave it to the Author.

Melissa, a common salary woman, now Lillian Ker Arius, an extra she had never heard of, has to survive in a world based on a Otome RPG game she played before meeting her untimely end. Finally, being able to meet a character she admired for so long due to their uptight, strict, but gentle personality, how will she fair when she finds out that this character she admires so much is secretly a yandere underneath all her coldness? === https://discord.gg/pp72Y3fNmT

[ You have prepared a Disaster-class Ember-fang Steak. All party members receive +40% Fire Resistance and +25% Attack ] Ezra was a NEET for four years before he finally got off his ass and booked a flight to do something with his life. But that dream shortly died when the plane crashed. Before he knew it, he was reborn into a strange new land. Stranger yet, he was a.... frontier chef? In a world full of monsters the size of buildings? With nothing but a skill called Appraisal and a giant crab staring him down?! Fortunately, his cooking skills were a lot more useful than they sounded. His knife skills could carve through monster hide, while his newfound fire magic burned stronger as he leveled up. Not to mention, the meals he cooked gave out insane buffs and passives! Maybe this class wasn't as bad as he thought. With a class like this, he was sure he could make it to the very top! However, he soon found himself attached to a squad of hunters just as deadly as the monsters they killed. Every one of them wanted Ezra for themselves—not for his looks—for his cooking. To make matters worse, every single one of them was stupidly attractive. What kind of chef is expected to go on Disaster-class monster hunts!?

***MATURE CONTENT*** I was meant for greatness. That's what I thought, at least. The people around me worshipped me as if I were some sort of messiah. My family wasn't normal. In fact, my family was one of the great powers that governed the world from the shadows. And I was considered one of its many talents. However, that all changed after the family ceremony. There, I was expected to achieve greatness, but I didn't. Instead, I barely passed. I became the embarrassment of my family. It wasn't till later I found out I was led into a trap. However, I had come back to the past! And I was claiming what was rightfully mine! *** Additional Tags: Different Races, Harem, No Yuri, No NTR ONLY Netori, Smut, Beautiful FLs, Demons -This is just a smut story with a big harem nothing serious.-

“My blood is a curse that the gods fear and demons despise.” Arata Sparda is the darkest secret of the Lucifer. The bastard son of Sirzechs and grandson of the legendary Dark Knight Dante, he was abandoned to his fate after his mother's death. After surviving hell and regaining his memories as the “Demon King Candidate,” Arata arrives at the Biblia Academy with a single goal: power. He possesses the “Diary of Destiny,” an artifact that records his rise and his plans for revenge. What he doesn't know is that his diary is connected to the souls of the women around him. While he plans to use them as pawns, they see the truth behind his mask of arrogance: the pain of a child the world tried to break. The rebellion has begun.

Arthur, a broke orphan, dies saving a mother and child—only to awaken as Arthur Evan Imperius, an F-rank villain from his favorite game, disowned and destined to die as cannon fodder in a world ruled by “chosen heroes.” At his lowest, he awakens the Ultimate Scavenger System—a strange, “weak” system that doesn’t grant power… it steals it. In a world secretly manipulated by bored higher beings, where heroes are protected by fate and overpowered systems, Arthur’s ability lets him hunt those favorites of destiny, ripping fragments of their powers to build something far more dangerous. Surrounded by hero's, Extra's, Ruthless Villian's, and hidden system-users, Arthur refuses to remain a minor villain. He will rewrite the his fate—turning humiliation into leverage, heroes into prey, and himself into the monster even the gods will regret creating. [ Battle Instinct has been extracted from the Warbound System ] [ Bond Resonance has been extracted from the supreme Harem System ] [ Adaptive Hero's Boon has been extracted from the Radiant Valor System ] ------ Here i am again with another cringy and unbearable novel. as you guys no what i mean. try it at your own risk.

Avatar Aang has been missing for ten years. And the world is in chaos. The ruthless fire nation has begun hunting down and eliminating any airbender survivors with ruthless efficiency. But when a young band of heroes meets a mysterious wanderer. They must band together to endure amid the onslaught of war. Short novelization of my friends avatar Dungeons and Dragons Game. Thought it would be fun to try and write. Still a work in progress. New chapters every week.

Han Soorin thought landing the job of a lifetime—makeup artist for LUMEN, the hottest K-pop boy band in the world—would be her dream come true. Billboards, music shows, sold-out arenas… and her ultimate bias, Jung Haejin, standing just a breath away. But reality? A nightmare wrapped in designer clothes. Haejin, the flawless leader adored by millions, is nothing like the angelic idol Gleams worship. Offstage he’s cold, sharp-tongued, and impossible to please. The first words he throws at Soorin? A sneer at her “lack of manners” and a warning she won’t survive a week. Yet every day backstage pulls her deeper into their chaotic world—glittering stages, vicious rumors, obsessive fans, and the suffocating pressure of perfection. She sees the cracks in Haejin’s mask, the loneliness behind the spotlight… and against her better judgment, her hatred begins to blur into something far more dangerous. When a scandal threatens to destroy them both, Soorin must decide: walk away from the idol she swore to hate, or risk everything to stand by the man she never expected to possibly... love? ✨✨✨✨✨ [Chapter: 5-20 Update Daily] [Update schedule: 10+ comments or 2 reviews=1 Bonus chapter]

Title: The Rhythm of Loving You Ryan Thomas wasn’t looking for love — not after years in the military and a career spent protecting the world’s elite. At 31, his life is structured, disciplined, and carefully guarded. So when his best friend secretly signs him up for an international dating app as a joke, Ryan expects nothing more than awkward conversations and wasted time. He doesn’t expect Arin Kim. At just 20, Arin is chasing a dream that leaves little room for anything else. A gifted vocalist with striking visuals and a bright, bubbly charm, she’s immersed in the relentless world of idol training, preparing to debut in a five-member girl group. Endless practices, evaluations, and expectations fill her days — balanced only by her loyal assistant, who keeps her grounded, and her fellow trainees who share both her ambition and pressure. Their match is random. Their connection isn’t. Separated by oceans, cultures, and uncertain futures, Ryan and Arin begin cautiously — polite messages exchanged across time zones, both guarding hearts shaped by different fears. Yet conversations stretch into late nights. Laughter becomes familiar. Walls slowly lower. Despite promising themselves not to fall too fast, something steady and sincere begins to grow. As months pass, their bond deepens alongside Arin’s journey toward debut and Ryan’s demanding, high-risk profession. With comedic meddling from Ryan’s mischievous best friend and Arin’s sharp-witted assistant, they navigate misunderstandings, distance, and the vulnerability of caring more than they planned. When they finally meet face-to-face after a year of connection, the spark is undeniable — love at first sight for both. But love isn’t simple. Arin’s future is just beginning. Ryan’s life is rooted in responsibility and danger. Neither wants to sacrifice their dreams unless they’re certain they’ve found something lasting. The Rhythm of Loving You is a romantic comedy about timing, trust, and connection — where love grows between messages, across miles, and through shared laughter — proving that sometimes two hearts can find the same beat, no matter how far apart they start. Because love, like music, is all about finding the rhythm you move to together.

After a life-changing accident, a young man named Hiroshi awakens in the Pokémon world, his soul fused with Ash Ketchum. Armed with his past memories and a fierce new determination, Ash is no longer the naive trainer he once was. His first mission: return to Viridian Forest and finally bring Pidgeot back to his side. With a more aggressive tactical edge, Ash set his sights on crushing the Sinnoh League and dominating the competition across Unova and Kalos. Alongside allies like Serena, Misty, and May, a new legend begins. The road to the championship starts now—and this time, he won’t stop until he reaches the very top.

After two and a half years working as a chef since graduating from a prestigious culinary academy, Ryohei Tanaka thought his life was perfectly ordinary. That all changed when he was suddenly summoned to a new world—an anime multiverse—by none other than Jashin-chan from Dropkick on My Devil! As if that wasn't wild enough, Ryohei awakens a unique [Infinite Gacha System]. For his very first draw, he hits the jackpot and unlocks a legendary, gold-tier ability: [Glowing Cuisine]! [Glowing Cuisine (Gold Tier)] Effect: Your understanding and intuition for cooking have been supercharged! Any dish you create with care will literally glow, locking in maximum flavor and nutritional value. The deliciousness is amplified, creating a euphoric experience that can captivate the hearts—and stomachs—of any being, human or otherwise! Armed with this incredible power, Ryohei opens a small, interdimensional diner. But his patrons are anything but ordinary. From clumsy devils and chuunibyo high schoolers to misunderstood ghouls and even office ladies with draconic secrets, his restaurant becomes a neutral ground for all. However, in a world where danger lurks behind a friendly face, Ryohei has a few ground rules for his more... predatory customers. [Rules for Ghoul Patrons at "The Midnight Diner"] 1.Never underestimate any of the girls around Chef Ryohei. Even the one that looks like a harmless child might just transform into a city-destroying dragon. 2.Don't even think about causing trouble for the owner. You might find yourself becoming the secret ingredient on tonight's menu... This is a story of food, friendship, and chaos. Join Ryohei as he serves up otherworldly dishes that can bring anyone—gods, monsters, or heroes—to their knees! ~~~~~~~~~~~ Tags: Crossover, System, Dragon, Restaurant Owner, Gourmet, Summoning, Multiverse, OP MC Featured Anime Worlds: Dropkick on My Devil!, Tokyo Ghoul, Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, and more to come!

Su Mu traveled to a slice-of-life world that combined elements of Honkai Impact 3rd and Honkai: Star Rail while carrying a game development system. He discovered that this world was completely different from what he had imagined. The popular idol Magical Girl Teriri has been famous for twenty years and is currently on a world tour. The Herta Game Studio under the Interastral Peace Corporation was officially established today; the studio will hire Madam Herta of the Genius Society as a titular consultant... Jing Yuan has started a livestream called "Xianzhou Treasure Appraisal," opening his doors for broadcast every day. To secure a place in this strange world, Su Mu joined the miHoYo company, preparing to give the world a little shock with his games! Raiden Mei: "Eh? I am the 3rd Herrscher, and also Acheron?" Welt Yang: "The Honkai is still chasing me? Dammit!" Firefly: "Senior, what do you mean by a beautiful girl mecha transformation?" Getting Over It, Honkai Impact 3rd, Honkai: Star Rail, Sekiro, Resident Evil.... Clearly, the games are becoming legendary one after another, but why do I always feel like my boss, Kiana, wants to kill me?

[Let characters from different worlds become hunters and save the day!] The world is full of monsters that defy common sense—some are keystones of their ecosystems, while others are outright destroyers. And whenever such creatures appear, hunters rise to face them. Hunters are strong, brave, and righteous guardians of nature… except when things go a little sideways. Hunters, united in camaraderie (aka ganging up on the monster). Hunters, steadfast and unyielding (aka carting endlessly). Hunters, protectors of the environment (aka loot hoarders). Join our Monster Hunter Assembly! You could be the next legendary guardian of nature! Old Joseph Joestar: "Kars! A single signal arrow calls forth an army! Your next line will be—" Shield Hero: "Heavy bowguns turn fights into turn-based RPGs." Kazuma: "As a Long Sword main, not carting is the victory!"