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Solomon’s life is simple. Find food. Avoid dying. Sneak onto ships. Repeat. A homeless orphan forced to flee his homeland after a brutal war, he has no relatives and even less money. His greatest talents are surviving (Barely), staying unnoticed (Easy when he’s anorexic), and finding salvageable meals out of dumpsters. So naturally, fate decides to throw him a bone. After a bizarre encounter drops him into the orbit of a prominent noble family, Solomon finds himself dragged into a world of power, danger, and people with entirely too many opinions about etiquette and honor. Suddenly, he has an earned brother who knows far too much for the average child, and a barrack full of obnoxious ten year olds. As they grow older, Solomon learns that his brother has many more secrets than he could have anticipated. Like the fact he used to be an immortal engine of destruction, and now, Solomon has to take up his mantle and protect the realm from five other undying beings. All while on the run from one of the most powerful swordsmen who’s ever lived. Which, honestly, feels like a lot of pressure for a boy who used to live in barrels. ———————--------- Character artwork is available on Discord! Come check it out! https://discord.gg/q68P5JPnNz {What to Expect: - I want to make this my most ambitious project yet. I hope the characters come across not only as well-thought-out, but also realistic and likable despite their faults. - All Smut chapters will end with a *. I've gotten some flak for not including enough... *ahem* “lemonade” in my works, so I'll work to find a healthier balance this time around while not cheapening the story. - There are two female leads. No, we're not expanding past those two. Poly. -Milf lovers rejoice. This one goes out to you. -Oh, and also, no NTR or nothin like that. All the homies hate NTR.

Hello my fellow mommy lovers, What if every filthy MILF hentai, breeding manhwa, and lactation-filled 18+ novel you binged finally rewarded you with the ultimate real-life power fantasy? Imagine an 18-year-old virgin NEET, already living the good life but rotting away in endless porn sessions, suddenly awakening a perverted System straight out of his darkest kinks. A System that gifts him a throbbing 9-inch beast, endless stamina for round-after-round marathons, and a single touch that turns even the most proper woman into a dripping, desperate mess — the hornier and more frustrated she already is, the faster she melts. Cash rains down for every mind-shattering orgasm he forces out of a woman. Ten grand just for losing his virginity. Thousands more for every creampie that claims her womb. And with that money? Skills that cost millions… or billions… to turn seduction into an unstoppable conquest. Now picture a quiet, upscale neighborhood packed with bored, busty divorcées, frustrated young moms, untouched virgins, and stacked older beauties who haven’t been properly fucked in years. All of them secretly craving the kind of filthy, loving, breeding-level attention only our MC can deliver — long, teasing foreplay, lactation play that leaves them leaking and begging, brutal poundings that ruin them for any other man, and a loyalty system that makes them 100% his the more they cum for him. This is no slow-burn romance. This is non-stop, escalating harem domination. Expect: Steamy one-on-one lessons from experienced MILFs who teach the virgin how to wreck a pussy. Mother-daughter tag teams that moan in perfect harmony. Lactation kink scenes so creamy you’ll need a towel. Breeding creampies that seal unbreakable loyalty. Group orgies in a mansion he buys with his women’s money and System rewards. A MC who goes from lonely porn addict to neighborhood breeding king, stacking skills, cash, and devoted mommies like trophies. If you’re a certified MILF lover who lives for lactation, breeding, mind-control-level loyalty through filthy sex, harem-building on steroids, and a System that literally pays you to conquer every hot mother, daughter, and widow in sight… then welcome home. Mommy System: Breeding the Neighborhood is coming for you. Get ready to lose your mind — and your load — with every chapter.

Have you ever felt like you wanted to live a new life as someone else? Have you ever desired to experience a new life without the limits that our daily lives always put us through? Have you ever had the crave for adventure and to soar across endless horizons? Brand New Life Online, a new Full Dive VRMMO promised to make all these dreams come true. Said to be a brand-new experience at life, an incredibly realistic game and acclaimed to be fantastically complex yet simplistic enough for just anybody to understand and enjoy, this virtual reality game quickly took over the entire world of video games, with new players soaring the tens of millions in its first year of launch! Elayne, a young mother, is suddenly thrown into this game because she wanted to reconnect with her daughter, but she’ll quickly find herself delving into endless conflicts, fights, action, and a world filled with history and mysteries… Will our protagonist be able to progress through these challenges all while taking care of her farm, protecting the forest, and also seeking her daughter? Who knows? Maybe she’ll even end up defeating a World Boss! Over 100000 Words available for FREE! Daily Chapters

I blinked awake in a penthouse suite overlooking neon-lit skyscrapers, my phone buzzing with notifications from the social feeds everyone obsesses over. Yeah, me, Emily the broke barista, got herself transmigrated into 'Alphas' Eternal Knot,' that addictive novel about cutthroat elites in a world ruled by alpha-omega pheromones. Think corporate empires meets scandalous romance—alphas command boardrooms and hearts, omegas get lavish indulgence—or drama. As 'villainess' Emily Leonhart, heir to a fashion dynasty, I was billed as a 'rare' female alpha—destined to sabotage the sweet omega heroine before the four alpha male leads exposed and ruined me. A cliché novel in which the villainess gets defeated—and boom! Everyone gets their own happy ending. My plan? Well, it was simple... I mean, I didn't want to compete for the heroine with them. Then again, I don't have any interests in the male leads too. But then, there was a plot twist—my heat slams in like a spotlight malfunction—flushes, tremors, total meltdown. "I'm an omega?!" I gasped. Turns out the novel lied; my "alpha" aura didn't even exist! My predecessor was hiding her omega biology. And this very thing was found out by the male leads, who hated me. Now I'm dodging their advances like a pro, and ignoring their persistent calls. Yet, that wasn't enough. The heroine—Lily was an alpha! What the heck! Slamming me against the wall, she sniffed me while giving me a dark possessive look. "Why are you running?" "Me? I... I-I am not... r-running, Lily..." "Then, why don't let me mark you?" "No!!" Juggling four 'unwanted' male alphas and one relentless heroine-alpha fixated on marking me, and my omega instincts that keep making me flush at the worst moments. Can I survive Lily's next bold move without getting claimed in the society pages? Disclaimer: It’s just a novel—don’t be serious. As the author of this novel, I would like to say that—all the characters are from my imagination—they don't have any sort of existence in the real world. Nah! Nope, they don’t. Trust me—this is just a novel. So, there are themes in the story that might be disturbing. But let me tell you—I condone them, and I suggest you to take everything as fictious storytelling. There is no need to think over it. And if you find it very disturbing then, I request you to not read this novel any further. Also, I would like to apologize to anyone who might get hurt by this novel. Remember—it's just a novel, and I don't encourage any of my characters' absurd 'decisions.' Thank you. P.S: All the images are AI generated.

In a world where terrain is so perilous even a single second of carelessness can spell doom,where small nations can streach a thousand kilometers and continents be the same size as worlds, monsters tower above mountains and mere humans can hunt those very monsters with the help of the great gift of mana,what is truely most required? For our dear protagonist it seems the answer is better logistics... Beautiful and efficient public transport! *The public transport and nation-building aspect of the story will take a good amount of time to get going so please be patient,the series will still be mostly action and mystery so don't take this as a slice of life type of novel

Evil has a reputation problem. In a world overflowing with dark lords, liches, demon queens, and world-ending prophecies, most villains rule through fear, cruelty, and expendable henchmen. Burnout is high. Survival rates are low. Dental coverage is nonexistent. Lord Malachai the Dread is different. A terrifying presence wrapped in ritual armor and apocalyptic intent, Malachai is also an unusually considerate employer. He offers full medical and dental benefits, fair wages, hazard pay, and flexible scheduling. He remembers birthdays. He helps henchmen move apartments. He believes loyalty is earned—not forced. As heroes rise, rival villains scheme, and the world edges closer to conquest or collapse, Malachai’s organization grows not because it is feared, but because it works. Henchmen choose to stay. Morale improves. Productivity rises. And slowly, quietly, the most dangerous villain of all begins to take shape—not because he is the cruelest… but because he is the most competent. This is a comedic fantasy web novel about workplace culture, loyalty, and what happens when evil finally figures out how to run itself like a functional organization. It blends sharp humor with heartfelt moments, exploring villainy through the lens of management, ethics, and the simple power of treating people well—even while plotting the end of the world. After all, anyone can rule through terror. But only a truly great villain offers dental.

Not so typical OC/transmigration fan-fic, I hope. MC is quite, uhh, atypical but not in the psychopathic killer type of way, but he does have some tendencies. All reasonable I hope. All I will say is that there will be a lot of betting from the mc. I will try to write the oc with the OG cohort, but idk if I will be good at writing them so we will see. If the jokes arent funny, comment about it and I will make them better I hope. (All credit for the original goes to G3 the GOAT and IDK who made the cover image I took it from Pinterest and it aint mine)

[Warning: Adult Content 18+ every 20 - 30 chapters] “He who bears the light of heaven and the rage of hell shall decide the fate of gods and beasts alike.” When the world shattered and stars fell from the heavens in blinding storms, a child was born—cursed with the power to either end the eternal war or bridge the gap between heaven and hell. Now, hunted by gods and worshiped by shadows, he must choose which side of his soul will burn brighter - light of heaven or fury of hell.

Lin Mu was an orphan living in a country town. Having no knowledge of cultivation, he was a common peasant. This was until he discovered a mysterious ring stuck in a tree. Wearing it, a new world opened up to Lin Mu. The world of cultivation! The ring bestowed Lin Mu with the ability to cultivate while also giving him the ability to manipulate space. Snatching treasures, exploring unknown realms, looting secret grottos, everything was possible with the ring. Witness Lin Mu as he learns his purpose in life, finds his destiny, meets impeccable experts and beings. Watch him as he learns the truth of the cosmos, and becomes its saviour! P.S: Rise of the Worm Sovereign is a prequel to this book. Tags: #weak to strong #Beast taming #Beast companions #Monster Master #World Exploration #NO YOUNG MASTERS #NO HAREM ----- Old Synopsis: Lin Mu was a common boy living in a small town, ostracized by the townsmen because of a mistake he made during the harvest, his house seized to compensate for it. Forced to fend for himself in the outskirts, he finds a rusty ring embedded in the tree where he always used to play as a child. Witness his story as the mysterious rusty ring changes his destiny forever, opening him up to a world he would never have experienced, people he would have never met, and powers he would have never had. Instagram: grand_void_daoist -------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------- Join the discord-https://discord.gg/VfJFxXnbAE

"Beauty is a weapon. I just didn't know how to sharpen it back then." The memory still tastes like ash. I remember the laughter in the hallways—not with me, but at me. I remember the whispers about my 'sun-scorched' skin, the way they looked through me as if I were a stain on their perfect, porcelain world. And I remember him. Rayzon. The boy who led the choir of my misery, the one who turned my name into a joke. They broke the girl I used to be. But they didn't realize that when you break something, you create jagged edges. August 22nd. A new name. A new face. A new destiny. I hid my scars under layers of expensive silk and artistry. I traded my tears for shimmering violet lenses and a smile that could freeze the sun. I am no longer the victim they trampled upon. I am the Aleza Maseka the world will fall for—the masterpiece they can admire, but never touch. The stage is set. The school is my playground. And Rayzon? He’s about to find out that the 'ugly duckling' didn't just turn into a swan. She turned into a predator. "My name is Aleza. And I’ve come back to take everything you thought was yours."

Devoted and hopeful after three years of a loveless marriage, Selina believes she will finally earn her husband Zane Kaius’s affection — or at least his attention — the moment she reveals her pregnancy to him. But everything shatters on their wedding anniversary night, when Zane tells her she is unfit to have a family with him — all while continuing to choose another woman over her. She is left a rejected wife, stripped of her identity. Only then does she realize she has been nothing more than a plaything in his revenge. Betrayed and heartbroken, Selina resolves to protect the pregnancy he has rejected, while reclaiming the life she has lost. She wants a divorce. Yet the same man who once cast her aside now clings to her, unwilling to let her go at any cost. This time, however, Selina is no longer the woman who allows herself to be trampled.

WARNING! THIS NOVEL CONTAINS A RIDICULOUSLY OVERPOWERED MC. DO NOT! I REPEAT, DO NOT, READ! Unless you're into that shit. This ain't no slow burn, weak to strong, tease. My boy is basically strong from the get go. The premise of my novel is emphasising the idea of the phrase, 'don't judge a book by it's cover.'. The moment you tap and start reading the first chapter, expect an MC who is rarely ever going to lose, one who only seems weak based on the standards on strength that the rest of the world operates by. Expect an MC who goes against reason, common sense and everything in between. If that ain't your speed, that's totally cool. But if it is, welcome aboard. Also, this month marks the first month of my four-month window for my MGS Incentive. I really wanna get this right, so I'd greatly appreciate even the tiniest bit of help from anyone who loves this story as much as I do. So I decided to do privilege chapters. Here are the tiers: We've got Tier 1, otherwise known as [Teaser], for those who wanna show a bit of love. 1 coin gets you 3 chapters ahead on this tier. Then we've got Tier 2, otherwise known as [Trailer], for those who really wanna see where this story goes, something we have in common. 300 coins get you six chapters ahead on this tier. Then finally, we've got Tier 3, otherwise known as [Don't Spoil], for those who... might have a thing for Raid, [Wouldn't blame you though, dude's a stud.]. 600 coins get you nine chapters ahead on this tier. And that's it. Even if you only go through Tier 1, know that it's much appreciated by yours truly. Thanks in advance. Synopsis: 76 years ago, the world changed. Or rather, should I say it evolved? Even so, this, "evolution" came at a price. Or maybe, the 'price' is what caused the evolution in the first place. What is this 'price', you ask? An invasion. Monsters from another world. Creatures we've only known through fork lore, myths and fantasy novels. They came from portals, known as Dungeon Gates, threatening all of mankind as we knew it. So in order to fight this catastrophe, the evolution happened. Half of the world's already large population Awakened as superhumans with Skills, Spells and Special Attacks all so they could pass through the Gates, enter the Dungeons and clear them. One by one. Thus marked the beginning of the Great Age Of Warriors. Name's Raid. And I'm one such Warrior. Now here's the kicker. I'm an F-Rank. The first one in history. Due to my low Mana Capacity, I could only choose one Class. The infamous Blacksmith Class. A Class no one even looked at twice, because weapons of mass destruction can easily be created with today's technology without much hassle. Now I'm faced with the reality of being seen as the weakest Warrior of all time, but you know what? To hell with it all. I'll make the most of the cards I've been dealt, even if those cards are...pretty shitty cards. I'll show all those High-Ranked Warriors what's what. They'll know my name whether they want to or not. Tag along for the ride if you're interested. Because once I get going, I'm not stopping until I reach the top.

After transmigrating into a cultivation world, Lin Xiao Tian thought his luck had finally arrived. A dying old man entrusted him with the position of Sect Lord of a “great and glorious sect,” passing on a token and proclaiming him the future ruler of countless disciples. But when Li Xuan arrived at his inheritance… There were no disciples. No elders. No spirit beasts. No Treasures Only a collapsing gate, broken halls, and weeds taller than the main pavilion. The so-called supreme sect was nothing more than a ruined mountain with a fancy name. Just as despair set in, a mysterious voice echoed in his mind— [Sect-Building System Activated.] • The Host is invincible within sect territory. • The Host cannot leave sect territory. • Expand territory to receive rewards. • Recruit disciples. • Establish dominance. • Conquer realms. Each time the sect’s influence expands, divine rewards descend: Ancient techniques. Heaven-defying artifacts. Mythical beasts. Even fragments of lost realms. Trapped within his mountain yet unmatched inside it, Li Xuan begins rebuilding from nothing. One disciple becomes ten. Ten become a hundred. A hundred become an army of immortals. As territory spreads and realms begin to converge, the world slowly realizes: The ruined sect on the forgotten mountain… has become the axis of heaven and earth. Within his sect, all realms unite.

Logging out was supposed to be simple. Except I, Eunji, an ordinary girl, somehow woke up inside the body of my MMORPG's number one male avatar, Leonhart. Now I've got six-pack abs, a voice that sounds like it could narrate epic movie trailers, and a sword so big I can barely lift it without auto-assist. Sure, Leonhart was a legend at the top of the leaderboards... but I'm just me. A girl who used to hide behind filters, complain about lag, and farm slimes for fun. To make things worse? The monsters bleed. The pain is real. And every poor slime I kill looks like it belongs in a children's plushie store. Oh, and apparently rival guilds want to fight me for "glory" while I'm still figuring out how to walk without tripping over my own armor. It's the ultimate isekai nightmare: stuck in the body of my OP male avatar, trying not to cry every time I swing my oversized sword. Can I survive this new world without embarrassing myself, or will Leonhart's flawless reputation crumble under the weight of... me?

A princess, a half-dragon, an elf, a mercenary, and a commander walks into a tavern...

[Warning: Mature Content -- R18] A naive boy’s game-like system rewards him for unknowingly raising women’s sexual attraction, starting innocently in his mother’s sweet shop.

“The day the bus plunged off the mountain was the beginning of everything.” A group of ordinary passengers meets a sudden, tragic end—only to awaken inside a floating castle of shattered ruins, suspended in an endless sky. Waiting for them is a strange sight: A plump-faced, innocent-looking little girl… who claims to be a god. With a cheerful smile, she declares: “I will send you all to another world.” “And grant each of you a power to survive.” One by one, the passengers step forward to receive their gifts. When it is ishika Fujikuro, a worn-out corporate slave, it's her turn— She feels a gentle tap. And then— She awakens alone, lying on a bed of grass, surrounded by endless wilderness. No allies. No guidance. No system voice. Only one thing remains: Her power—Territory Development. Later, she finds out that her power can let her have a peaceful life

Well, what if you were just a useless, sealed soul, confined to a shrine that people perceive as a dungeon? You became a wandering spirit, searching only for a vessel to contain the body you lost in battle against the hero. But you see that many bodies cannot bear your power. Then one day, a young man is dying, betrayed by his squad, and you find him identical to you, possessing your soul. Naturally, you wear a wicked smile, eager to control that cold corpse and make it yours. But what if that corpse began to bear you and shared the same body with you? What would you do? This is the goal of Deimos, who seeks a body to contain him, and Aline, who wants to prove himself as the strongest. What will be the relationship between them?

After choking to death on a suspiciously cheap fast-food burger, our protagonist wakes up in a magical realm with the 'Gourmet Leveling System.' He gains zero experience from combat and can only level up by eating exotic, highly venomous fantasy creatures. To survive, he has to become the realm's most unhinged foodie. Tags; Comedy, Fantasy, Reincarnation, Gourmet