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Who says a Lord Ravager can’t be an Emperor? Wei Qing transmigrated into the universe of Honkai: Star Rail. Good news: he’s Nanook’s secret kid—a Lord Ravager, the incarnation of Destruction meant to annihilate Abundance. Bad news: the moment he thinks about the divine war looming in the future, his head starts pounding. All he wants is to lie flat and coast through life. So what’s the play? Well… don’t the Xianzhou specialize in hunting down Abundance? Perfect. Wei Qing disguises himself and slips into the Xianzhou as a sleeper agent, living a glorious three-hundred-year career of shameless slacking and low-effort survival. Until one day, a long-overdue Traitor System finally starts binding to him. And that’s when the real comedy begins— “I, the General of the Luofu, hereby defect from the Xianzhou!”

This is a SI story sort of but it's mostly just for fun. I like card system stories and I wanted to do one myself. The Mc isn't me but he will do what I would do or what I would want to do in a situation. Also, none of the art belongs to me, obviously, and it also uses BronzDeck’s Chaos Gatcha.

After years of bloodshed the Elemental Nations were brought to something of a standstill. The Hokage of the Leaf somehow has forced a nationwide truce. Even changes the promotion standards of Genin to preserve the current crop. Naruto Uzumaki is one of these Genin, hoping to become Hokage. As he rises the world becomes chaotic, shadowy forces move, and war comes, Despite it All...

[No character death, No bitter content, No NTR, Plot guaranteed, Fluff, Honkai: Star Rail, Ruan Mei, Herta, Fu Xuan & Qingque, Yukong & Feixiao & Tingyun, Firefly & Stelle & March 7th, Love Rivalry] "The all-knowing Madam Herta, I have a question for you." Herta: Speak. But I'm not that Machine Head (Nous). "What is 'like'?" Herta: This... ahem. Why are you asking this? "Then let me change the question. Herta, what is a 'date'?" Herta: For the purpose of raising affinity, correct? Yu Qingtu, whose whereabouts were currently unknown: It should have been me!! I was first!! Tingyun: Benefactor, the stars stretch vast, the Silver River spans endless. When the mortal world lights its fires of worldly life, would you be willing to draw closer to us? Cyrene: Hi. Miss me? ... Fu Xuan stared at Qingque. "You've been deceiving me all this time?" "Lady Grand Diviner, I really wasn't." --- Raw: 星鐵：重生阮梅，黑塔女士請自重 Author: 朝不知暮

Crossing over into the world of Harry Potter, Adrian Wesson has no grand ambitions. As a Professor at Hogwarts, his daily routine is to teach the children, do some planting, and incidentally make a bit of trouble for the elderly Headmaster. Everyone who knows Adrian Wesson also knows that he is a kind, amiable wizard. Oh, one important thing. Never go near the plants he grows!

Su Mu traveled to a slice-of-life world that combined elements of Honkai Impact 3rd and Honkai: Star Rail while carrying a game development system. He discovered that this world was completely different from what he had imagined. The popular idol Magical Girl Teriri has been famous for twenty years and is currently on a world tour. The Herta Game Studio under the Interastral Peace Corporation was officially established today; the studio will hire Madam Herta of the Genius Society as a titular consultant... Jing Yuan has started a livestream called "Xianzhou Treasure Appraisal," opening his doors for broadcast every day. To secure a place in this strange world, Su Mu joined the miHoYo company, preparing to give the world a little shock with his games! Raiden Mei: "Eh? I am the 3rd Herrscher, and also Acheron?" Welt Yang: "The Honkai is still chasing me? Dammit!" Firefly: "Senior, what do you mean by a beautiful girl mecha transformation?" Getting Over It, Honkai Impact 3rd, Honkai: Star Rail, Sekiro, Resident Evil.... Clearly, the games are becoming legendary one after another, but why do I always feel like my boss, Kiana, wants to kill me?

[Let characters from different worlds become hunters and save the day!] The world is full of monsters that defy common sense—some are keystones of their ecosystems, while others are outright destroyers. And whenever such creatures appear, hunters rise to face them. Hunters are strong, brave, and righteous guardians of nature… except when things go a little sideways. Hunters, united in camaraderie (aka ganging up on the monster). Hunters, steadfast and unyielding (aka carting endlessly). Hunters, protectors of the environment (aka loot hoarders). Join our Monster Hunter Assembly! You could be the next legendary guardian of nature! Old Joseph Joestar: "Kars! A single signal arrow calls forth an army! Your next line will be—" Shield Hero: "Heavy bowguns turn fights into turn-based RPGs." Kazuma: "As a Long Sword main, not carting is the victory!"

Wonder Woman asked: “Why are you Superman’s younger brother?” Eric smirked: “On the very first day I transmigrated, I crawled into Superman’s infant space pod as a baby, pushed him out, and took his place. That’s how I became a so-called ‘Child of Krypton.’” Superman frowned: “Then why didn’t you save the plane?” Eric replied calmly: “Because I can’t step on air to lift things.” Batman growled: “Why didn’t Kryptonite affect you this time?” Eric’s eyes gleamed: “I wanted to play the role of a Kryptonian and get along with you all, but instead I was treated like an outsider. Fine… I won’t pretend anymore. The truth is, I am Homelander.” This is the story of a transmigrator who seizes Superman’s identity, fools the Justice League, and walks the world as Homelander, a cunning, sinister force disrupting the fragile balance of heroes and villains. -------------------------------- 40 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

Alternate title: TVWLTE! Eren Walden was a civil servant aiming for a normal life with his girlfriend until a shocking betrayal led to his death. In the afterlife, he finds himself in the RPG game 'The King's Return' as Ariellia Garrod, a mob villainess doomed to die early. He must now deal with his new identity while trying to escape her fate and help the hero fulfill his destiny without getting killed. Ariellia: 'Farewell Rei, I'll be praying for your victory from here.' Rei: 'What are you talking about wife, you're coming too.' Ariellia: 'Author, this wasn't in the script!'

"From today onwards, I'll be your guardian angel" He said, his cold eyes, dominating. "Why?" That was all she could ask "Because it's my punishment. From now on, we're cursed to be together" His words were cold yet breathing taking... **** Wu YiMing is born with the ability to see when one would die. Looking at their chest, only her could see the timer, see as their last two minutes dropped...and dropped, until their death came... Living an introverted and colorless Life, she was afraid of even interfering in their deaths, but when she finally took the step of stopping a death and dying in place of her friend, her life became entangled with two "Death - Figures" after returning back to life... ***** A slight mistake bounds the cruel Grim reaper with the introverted, Wu YiMing who now sees ghost. Although he hates the fact, he has no choice but to receive the punishment of being her "Guardian Angel" **** Wu YiMing had seen him drawing or always writing on his private book. He was her senior, the mysterious guy whom she had a crush on. Yet, coincidences arises, for as he got busy with his book... People died.. And when she finally asked, she found out he was DEATH himself. **** "The moment I looked into his eyes.The moment I allowed him to protect me.The moment I tried getting into his dark world.The moment I tried helping him.The moment I let my heart waver for him... These were the moment I knew that my life would never be the same again... Note: Daily updates! Cover isn't mine

In a divided city where power isn’t voted for but spoken into existence, a secret hierarchy rules from the shadows. At the top sits the Don — a figure as untouchable as a prime minister, chosen not by the people, but by a rare, overwhelming ability tied to a phrase so powerful it shapes reality itself. In this world, some people are born with abilities derived from famous phrases — short lines that carry immense symbolic meaning. A boy who inherits “Actions speak louder than words” can mute opponents’ powers unless they physically act. Another with “Time waits for no one” can accelerate or slow moments around him. These phrases define status, wealth, and survival. Two boys from the lowest district — reckless, ambitious, and tired of living powerless — discover they each carry dormant phrases thought to be myths. As their abilities awaken, they realize they might be capable of something unheard of: challenging the Don. But rising through the ranks isn’t just about strength. The world is controlled by syndicates, enforcers, and “Orators” — elite fighters trained to weaponize their phrases with precision. Every victory exposes deeper secrets: the origin of phrases, the truth behind the Don’s rule, and the cost of power itself. As the boys climb higher, their bond is tested by betrayal, ambition, and the growing realization that overthrowing the Don might not fix the world — it might break it completely. In the end, they must decide: Do they want to change the system… or become the very thing they set out to destroy?

Felix is a seemingly normal teenage boy. An anxious, avoidant student, without talent or ambition. To some, he's polite. To others he's kind of just there. Little does everyone know, this boy is in for a very, very bad day. Living through a day of car crashes, fatal stabbings, burning buildings, and a potential conspiracy brewing. A conspiracy that aims to get rid of Felix. The worst part? He doesn't even know why. Will he collapse under the pressure? Shrivel up and die? There's only one way to find out.

Kai Voss died on a normal Monday. Then he woke up with a broken power: he can steal the final “Echo” from dying people — their skills, memories, and even pieces of their personality. One Echo turns him into a rich snob who demands fancy wine. The next makes him roar like a street fighter and punch through walls. With every steal, Kai gets stronger… but he also becomes someone else. Now the sky is cracking, ancient gods are waking up, and strange powers are spreading across the world. Kai teams up with Lira, the serious girl who sees fate, and Mira, the crazy collector who treats Echoes like trading cards. Fast fights. Funny personality swaps. Epic power-ups. Will Kai become the strongest by stealing more Echoes… or will he lose himself completely and turn into everyone except Kai? Echo Thief — Die. Steal. Change. Repeat.

Hoshino Sora thought traveling into the world of Food Wars! would be simple—cook delicious dishes, win hearts, and conquer taste buds. But something felt… off. At Totsuki Academy, the Day Dormitory was ruled by the ever-hungry manager Shizuka Hiratsuka, who sat cross-legged and ordered meals like a queen. Shiina Mashiro excelled at desserts, yet always ended up covered in cream. Akane Kubo Momo pinched her cheeks in annoyance. Jabami Yumeko served plain dishes, but after flashing her unsettling smile, they somehow transformed into masterpieces. Meanwhile, Akame and Kurome Shizuka formed an iron triangle as terrifying judges. Nakiri Erina, Arato Hisako, Mito Ikumi, Tadokoro Megumi, Shiina Mashiro, Jabami Yumeko, Akame, Kurome… one by one, the heroines gathered in the dormitory, cooking together—and ganging up on Sora. “Let’s just say… why am I forced to live in the girls’ dorm?! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Isn’t this way too much bullying?!” (As everyone knows, this is a food novel.) -------------------------------- 70 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

If you were given the chance to return to the world of Jujutsu Kaisen and stop that old menace before tragedy struck, would you take it? Eichi would. Through an unexpected twist of time and space, Eichi was sent back and obtained the Ten Shadows Technique along with the power to summon Heroic Spirits, abilities he had only ever dreamed of. In this life, Eichi refused to live as an ordinary person. In this life, he chose madness. After all, if every sorcerer is a little insane, what harm is there in having one more? "Take this Wild Rose. It is a new cursed tool I made just for you." "What? That is a gun. My technique will not work with something like that." "Who says it will not?" he replied calmly. "See? This is the hammer. And this is the nail." As he spoke, Eichi placed the bullet into the hand of Nobara Kugisaki, whose eye twitched uncontrollably. "This world of jujutsu is rotten to the core," he said. "And now it is time to change it." Yet as Eichi pushed forward toward what he believed would be a happy ending, he slowly realized something unsettling. When everything was finally over, he and his companions arrived at the Eternal Throne one after another. ---------------------- Advanced chapters at p@treon

In Dwarkam, people are not born equal. Some are born Halocrats, wrapped in power and worship. Some are born Gutterborn, taught to keep their heads down and their mouths shut. Zane Atlas was a Gutterborn. Eighteen years old. Hungry. Beaten. Invisible. The world taught him one rule early: Filth shouldn’t look up. When the Golden Slab descended from the sky, it gave power to those who caressed it. Most gained skills. Some gained status. Many gained hope. Zane gained something else. Something that was never meant to awaken. Something that watches before it judges. Something that acts only when survival is at stake. [ Conflux System ] It does not reward obedience. It grows through choices. And it can merge anything Zane owns… including his body, his instincts, and his will to survive. Now Zane walks a thin line between staying alive and being discovered. Between obeying a world that hates him and becoming something it must erase. The churches are watching. The crowns are stirring. The monsters are waking. And Zane is learning one terrifying truth: Sometimes, being chosen is worse than being powerless. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

For fifteen years, Rio dominated the world’s most popular VR game, Evermount. Known across the servers as the Silver War Goddess, she reached Level 243, a height no other female player had ever achieved. Raids, world bosses, hidden dungeons—Rio conquered them all as one of the pillars of the legendary guild Royal Knights. But legends don’t always fall in battle. After years of loyalty, Rio is suddenly betrayed and expelled from her own guild, all because the guild leader’s jealous fiancée couldn’t stand her fame. Stripped of everything she built for over a decade, Rio’s career as the top player ends in humiliation. Drunk, angry, and lost, she wanders home that night—only to be chased down by an annoying fan named Ryota who claims she dropped her wallet. Before she can get rid of him, a devastating earthquake collapses the bridge beneath them, sending both of them plunging into the freezing river below. Just before death claims her, a strange message appears before Rio’s eyes. “Would you like to start over?” When she wakes up, Rio finds herself fifteen years in the past, back in her high school days—one week before Evermount is even released. With all her memories of the future intact, Rio now has the chance to reclaim everything she lost and rise to the top once again. But there’s one problem. The same annoying boy who followed her that night—Ryota—has somehow been dragged back in time with her. Now the former top player must start from level one again… while dealing with a stubborn tag-along who might ruin everything. This time, Rio won’t just play the game. She’ll rewrite its entire history.

A 21st Century Psychopath, Ares spends his days in the mental asylum working on his extremely popular Web Novel which was inspired off his true life. His Novel follows a student of a righteous sect who deviates to the wrong path and founded demonic cultivation. And with his demonic powers beyond words, He was feared by the Universe! But just when Ares Seals off his Evil MC in the hands of the god emperor, with the intention of giving his Evil MC a grand return to take over the world.. Boom! His Novel was banned by Government! Tagged: Inappropriate content, Historical and Religious inaccuracy, ridicule and slander! Gore! Twisted mindset! "Sh*t what the hell?!" Ares was bent to kill the government for what they did! But who would have imagined that he'd be murdered on that same day. But Ares reincarnated into the his Novel as the escaped soul of his Evil MC. And Into the Body of a weak blind beggar! With the universe in chaos about the return of the World's nightmare, all was after This Demon Patriarch! But the now almost insignificant psychopath must stay low for the meantime as he slowly rises to power again as The Psychopathic Demon Patriarch!

Whitley Schnee was never meant to survive outside the mansion. Unfortunately, Remnant doesn’t care about that. Note: English is not my first language, so I use AI tools and Grammarly to help with grammar.

Yuuko transmigrated to the world of Inazuma and became a light novelist in Yae, where she kept a pink fox that would leave early and return late every day. Foxes are cute and very affectionate. Yuuko was particularly satisfied with this leisurely life. For some reason, I later found myself getting involved with more and more important people. The gods of Liyue, the gods of Inazuma, the gods of Sumeru, the gods of Mondstadt... Later, looking at the seven chess pieces of different colors in his hand, Yuuko fell into deep thought. How did I become a god in this world out of nowhere...? --------------------------- Join my Patreon now to get instant access to the next chapters!