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Plugged In: Reincarnated As A Demon Lord (Now I'll Conquer The World)

WARNING: Contains a dangerous amount of erotic content. Read responsibly. Or don't. We're not your parents. Reading for some kinky kingdom-building? Funny. Filthy. Unapologetically ecchi. Real stakes, real romance, and, somehow, a real heart buried under all the chaos. If that sounds like your kind of trouble, then stick around. 400+ chapters planned. New chapters daily. A story that'll have you laughing your ass off one chapter and clutching your heart the next. Strap in. -------- SYNOPSIS: Lucien Vale was CEO of more companies than he could name, a billionaire playboy with the ethics of a loaded dice and the libido of a man who'd never once heard the word "no." Then a truck ended his winning streak. Standing trial before three very unimpressed gods, he did what he does best: negotiated. Talked eternal damnation down to a counteroffer. Now he's Lucidius, Demon Lord of a forgotten wasteland, under strict orders to give a world gone soft and complacent something to fear again. Lucien doesn't do anything halfway. Saddled with an angelic handler who's failing spectacularly to resist his charm, he sets his ruthless business instincts, corporate savvy, and shameless charisma loose on his new kingdom, and starts building an empire that doesn't conquer. It modernizes. Plumbing. Electricity. Labor laws. Sensual massage benefits, obviously. The people worship him. The royals fear him. The gods are starting to sweat. He was sent to restore celestial balance. Lucien Vale is here to dominate, and build a world worth conquering. --------------------- Enjoying the ride? Ratings, reviews, and power stones keep this thing alive. Show some love! Let me know if you want it punchier, shorter, or leaning harder into a specific angle (comedy vs. plot vs. romance).
rompsku22 · 76.8k Views

Investing in My Crippled Wife: Every Return Makes Me Stronger

Soren Valmere was branded worthless after he failed to awaken three years in a row, becoming nothing more than a family embarrassment with no future. Ethea Morvain was the legendary Ice Empress, but a catastrophic Gate incident left her paralyzed, and her world turned upside down. By a strange twist of fate, these two forsaken souls were forced into an arranged marriage, only to be abandoned by the very families who had made the bargain. But fate had other plans. On the very night of their arranged wedding, Soren awakened a power unlike anything the world had ever seen: the Investment Authority. It rewarded every sacrifice, every risk, and every act of care. And Ethea, the woman the world had given up on, became the center of it all. Risk his life to save hers? Get Supreme Grade returns. Help her cultivate again? Gain an equal amount of experience immediately. Cook and feed her? Become the world’s most skilled chef. But the more Soren learns, the more he begins to realize their marriage wasn't just a simple arrangement. There are secrets buried beneath it, forces moving in the shadows, and truths neither of them were ever meant to uncover. Will he be strong enough to protect her when the real enemy finally shows itself? Will Ethea manage to recover her powers? And what price will he have to pay for the greatest investment of all? _______ _____ _ Author's Note: Hey everyone! This is my first time writing in this genre, so please go easy on me. Furthermore, this is purely a work of imagination. Any similarities to real persons or events are coincidental. I'm here to have fun and, hopefully, entertain you along the way. If you enjoy the story, please add it to your library and throw some power stones and golden tickets my way. Comments and feedback are always welcome. Extra Tags: #ArrangedMarriage #ContractMarriage #HiddenPower #Awakening #IceEmpress #CrippledFemaleLead #MaleLeadGrowth #PowerCouple #SlowBurnRomance #HealingTogether #Investing #Cultivation #AbandonedByFamilies #FromZeroToHero #EmotionalInvestment
Peace_in_Chaos · 5.3m Views

Rizzmaster: The Adventures of Bob

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: “PG” => No One 17 and Under Permitted ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.
nightskynear · 651.4k Views

Transmigrated as Furina, in the Naruto world

From Furina, starting the water-style domination of the ninja world [Furina + Naruto + Transformation + Single+ Bad Woman + Everyone's Idol + Genius] By some unexpected twist, she transmigrated into the Naruto world and actually became the popular character from her previous life's game Furina. The three seafood creatures she came with could only be kept as pets for viewing, nothing more. She originally thought she could just laze around, eat and wait for death as a useless slacker, letting the protagonist save the world. But unexpectedly, she activated the "Popular System." As long as viewers from another world liked her, she could gain Affection Points to add stats and level up. And when it came to being liked... this was truly right up her alley, a perfect fit for her expertise. "Naruto, I believe you can definitely become Hokage. From the moment you spoke of this dream..." "Sasuke, although I haven't gone through the same experiences and can't fully empathize, no matter if it's revenge or anything else, I will support you because we're comrades!" With her superb "acting skills" {though deep down she genuinely felt this way}, Furina naturally became the darling of the audience. But as time passed, gradually, the viewers suddenly realized that their gentle, understanding white moonlight had something a bit off about her. "The strongest 'Water Release' Tobirama Senju? He's just a mortal born in an era without me." "Uchiha Madara, what a delightful battle. I hope you can keep dancing a little longer." And this massive contrast between her before and after didn't make the audience uncomfortable at all instead, they liked her even more. ...... Furina: It's really not easy to make people hate me~ === Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi
Reruo · 1.3m Views

They told you to film a web drama, and you filmed Honkai: Star Rail?

They told you to film a web drama, and you filmed Honkai: Star Rail? [This book is also known as: Honkai Won’t Stop Chasing Me] [System] + [No harem] + [Moderate use of internet slang] + [miHoYo Universe] Su Chen transmigrated to a parallel world with an extraordinarily developed film and television industry. By chance, he awakened an online drama production system: as long as the web series he created became a hit, he would receive various rewards. Immediately, he had the idea of adapting Honkai: Star Rail into a live-action series. But… who should he cast? Just then, a girl named Firefly appeared before Su Chen. How could she look so similar? She was practically a beauty who stepped right out of the 2D world! Not just her—there was also March 7th, Kafka, Silver Wolf, Bronya… Firefly: "You promised—you’d treat me to one Oak Cake Roll every day from now on." Space travel, interstellar adventures, the curtain of hegemony… The Herta Space Station, the onslaught of the Doomsday Beast, the climactic boss battle against Cocolia, Mikhail’s Treasure, the embers of Glamoth… Moviegoers worldwide went wild! "This is hype! Is this the Wildfire? Since when could boss battles be filmed like this?!" "How dare you hurt Miss Firefly! Screenwriter, you deserve to die a thousand deaths!" "To ‘trailblaze’ means to advance further down paths no one has walked before!" --- Read advance chapters on patreon.com/Ferasam
Ferasam · 1.4m Views

Honkai Star Rail: Who Says You Can't Level Up While Lying Down!

Zeig unexpectedly traversed to the Honkai: Star Rail world, and right at the start, he was implanted with a Stellaron by Kafka. "Congratulations to the host for awakening the Slacking System. Slacking makes you stronger!" "There's such a good thing?" Zeig lay down on the spot, leaving Kafka and Silver Wolf dumbfounded. After slacking ended... "Congratulations to the host for obtaining Aeon Emanator-level strength, as well as the true legacy ultimate technique of the Phoenix Immortal!" "No way, it really gives it?!" That day, outside Herta Space Station, a sword tip that obscured the galaxy appeared, slowly descending toward the Doomsday Beast. March 7th stared in astonishment: "Oh my god, what is that?" Welt adjusted his glasses: "It's actually the Taixu Sword God. Who on earth is the one drawing the sword?" Asta's pupils shrank sharply: "How much money would it take for him to stay at the space station? I'll pay double, no problem!" Herta: "Heh, in this laboratory today, once you come, you won't be able to leave. It's not up to you!" Only Zeig remained calm as still water. "Everyone, small scene, no biggie." "By the way." Zeig turned his head, "Did you capture my handsome heroic figure just now? Remember to photoshop it more." Everyone: "......" In order to protect his companions well under the threat of the Aeon of Destruction, Zeig entered ultimate slacking mode. "What's the point of Trailblazing? I haven't finished my happy water yet." "For the inn, I want the most expensive and highest-grade one." "March, where are your snacks? No way, it's only been a few days and I've eaten them all? So little, go buy more." March 7th gritted her teeth and said to everyone on the train: "How about we kick him off the train?" —— 70 Advance Chapter on Patreon/Ferasam
Ferasam · 601.5k Views

Genshin Impact: Spoiling the Future

[Making Up for Regrets + Lighthearted Tone + Fontaine Arc Start for Protagonist + Mondstadt Arc Start for Novel, Because Following the Main Story Until Fontaine Would Take Too Long, I Can’t Wait] [Spoiling the Future to Genshin Characters, Not Just the Main Story] Mondstadt Barbara: "The Anemo Archon is a drunkard? In that case..." Rosaria silently watches as Barbara runs off. Before long, Barbara returns, holding a bottle of wine. "Lord Barbatos, I offer this fine wine to you." A gust of wind swirls and carries the wine away. "Wait! Barbatos!" Rosaria suddenly realizes wasn’t that bottle her private stash? —————— Liyue "The Geo Archon was actually assassinated? How is that possible!?" Keqing can’t believe what’s written in the book. "Oho, Consultant, you really know a lot, huh?" Hu Tao practically wants to press the book against Zhongli’s face. "Director... I can’t see like this..." —————— Inazuma "The ability to foresee the future? Isn’t this a denial of eternity? I should show this to Ei." Yae Miko smiles mischievously. "An enemy of eternity must be eliminated!" Raiden Ei’s voice is icy. "Why does it cut off here!?" The story stops just as the protagonist is pulled into the Plane of Euthymia by the Raiden Shogun. Yae Miko nods in satisfaction. —————— Sumeru The Sumeru Fantastic Four gather together though there are only three of them, since Alhaitham didn’t show up. But in the end, they manage to make it four after all, as Collei arrives. "The Akademiya..." Now it’s the General Mahamatra Cyno’s turn! —————— Fontaine Navia learns the truth about her father’s incident in advance and reconciles with Clorinde. Furina finally finds someone she can confide in and relaxes for once. ---- Read advance chapters on patreon.com/Ferasam
Ferasam · 2.8m Views