comedy

A newly birthed child is akin to a pure white sheet. And if someone had to badmouth about their behavior, it should be towards the parents because after birth it is up to the parents to navigate their children on the road of life. They paint their child with their ideology , thought's , emotion and sometimes dream. So how a child grows up depends on the environment and their parents. ••••••• Quotes: “One must prepare themselves to be embarrassed if they want to embarrass someone.” “One must deceive themselves to deceive others.” “Everyone wears a mask to hide themselves from the world.” •••••• Submitting this for the webnovel spirity awards 2024. Please support me. Thank you. [Warning. Mature content. sensitive content.] [This is fiction so don't take it seriously and just enjoy.]

Synopsis: Claud cosplays as Jin Itadori at a manga convention. However, he is warned by an individual “dressed” as a Taoist priest that his soul possesses a twisted fate. Claud doesn’t believe it. But on his way home, he gets hit by… an electric scooter. Is that the end? No. He wakes up with the main culprit behind all of Jujutsu Kaisen’s problems sleeping peacefully in his arms. Kenjaku. “Wait a minute… did I also bring Kazuma’s adventurer card with me?” he thought while looking at the object that was supposed to belong to his friend. **Author’s note:** Yes, the protagonist has already “eaten” Kenjaku from the very beginning. As for his power? He brought along the adventurer card that his friend cosplaying as Kazuma had temporarily lent him. So yes, he has access to Kazuma’s adventurer jobs and can learn literally anything — provided he has the target’s permission and enough skill points.

Lucas transmigrates to a parallel world and is thrilled to discover that many of the classic, brilliant games from his past life don’t exist here. Eager to make his mark, he’s also burdened with an "Emotion Collection System"—where players’ emotions like joy, sorrow, excitement, fear, and anger from his games make him stronger. But why is it so much easier to harvest resentment than happiness? Staring at his point earnings, Lucas is utterly baffled. And so, his career as a game designer takes a… creative turn. In Undertale, players slam their desks and scream: "I’m the one being played by this game!" In Outlast, players shriek: "The locker moved! I quit—NOPE!" In Dark Souls, players cheerfully boot up the game, only to beg: "Leave the Fire Keeper and GET OUT! Take your damn flame with you—we refuse to link it!" In Call of Duty, Soap, Roach, and Ghost meet tragic ends; in Final Fantasy VII, Zack falls in battle and Aerith meets her fate; in Red Dead Redemption, Arthur and John are betrayed… Players collectively rage: "DAMN YOU, LUCAS, YOU SADISTIC OLD FOX! CAN’T YOU BE KINDA TO YOUR PROTAGONISTS?!" When asked by a reporter how he feels about players’ fury, LUCAS smiles faintly: "This isn’t hatred—it’s the world’s players urging me forward! This is LOVE! Thank you all; I’ll keep up the good work!"

I have two principles as a human being: 1. Never lie. 2. Never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I must point out that your second principle contradicts the first.” “Where’s the contradiction?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry, I forgot to mention, I don’t consider myself a human being.” ===============================

Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen. “Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...” A sudden shadow loomed over her. “What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked. She blinked up… and froze. Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile. “Let’s have ours,” he said. Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited. … Ours? OURS?! Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave. Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain. *** Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent. Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them. “D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.” The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly. And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle. Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him. Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic. “I… I…” Her voice cracked. Okay, new problem… the snake is hot. She squeezed her eyes shut. “If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.” *** One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might. Boom! The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated. The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation. But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat. The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius. Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated... "Binding with host…" "Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world." Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate. If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.

With a stroke of misfortune, Lucas lost his life at the hands of a madman. Yet fate granted him another chance. Reincarnation into a new world. only for him to lose his family while still young. In a realm brimming with magic and secrets, Lucas, now named Amon, leads a poor and ordinary life, no different from any commoner. Upon awakening his class, Amon got a mysterious Death-related Class. However, its true powers remain dormant, its potential unknown even to him. Whether it is a blessing or a curse is yet to be seen. One fateful night changes everything, opening the path to Arcadia Academy. Will his destiny finally change after joining academy? Can he rise to power? Or will his cursed luck drag him into even greater danger? Will he be swallowed by death once again? Follow Amon’s journey as he unravels the secrets of the world, driven by curiosity, while struggling to survive between life and death. Thus, a new journey begins… --- Read my review for more information about novel. And you can ask me questions there. --- Disordar Link:https://discord.gg/tyurKdrbpW

Tags: #Isekai #MartialArts #StreetFighter #Kengan #Baki #HighStakes [Hardcore Combat] [Unhinged Protagonist] [Peak Fiction] [Salty] … and of course, [Waifu Brawls]! Ren Shiroki just woke up in Tokyo. He’s got a house and a younger sister. It’s the classic "Anime Life" dream, right? Wrong. His sister’s best friends are a bit… intense. One is named Karura Kure, and the other is Kozue Matsumoto. The Bad News: Ren is 30 million yen in debt. His life is about to go up in flames, and collectors are at the door. The Good News: There are plenty of ways to make a quick buck in this city—if you’re strong enough to survive the underworld. Ren looks at the "job listings" available to him: The Tokyo Dome Underground: Head to the secret arena and help contain the "Human Monster" to prevent Yujiro Hanma from going on a rampage. The Kengan Matches: Step into the corporate ring, defeat the legendary Kuroki Gensai, and watch your debts vanish instantly. The Mahjong Den: Play a few rounds and take down a white-haired legend named Shigeru Akagi. The Abandoned Building: Reach the exit before Madarame Baku does, and face off against the berserk monster, Rodem. Ren Shiroki: "...I think I’ll just stick to my Shoryuken."

Marcus was a rising star in finance, until his boss's petty revenge left him fired, and near broke. The woman he loved was gone. His future was a joke, his life adrift, and with nothing left to lose His only way out was Dominion, the world's first true VRMMO, a game that promises to become humanity's second world, where in-game gold translates to real-world wealth. For Marcus, it wasn't a game; it was a desperate last chance to rebuild his life and support his sister. But on the day of character creation, the system glitched. While other players were assigned random stats, Marcus was given the impossible: Maxed-Out Base Attributes and a legendary, unchangeable Luck stat of 20. The system tried to fix him. It failed. Now, Marcus doesn't play the game. He exploits it. Armed with a broken skill that reveals every secret and a drop rate that makes him instantly rich, he is the statistical anomaly the developers never accounted for.

[A/N: The MC is obsessive and mentally unstable. This will not be “fixed.” Any growth happens alongside these traits, not in place of them.] *********** What is obsession? It begins as fixation, and ends as devotion, madness, or destruction. Obsessive love can be beautiful.It can also turn even the sane into insane. So what happens when a madman becomes obsessed? …… …… Julius was never normal. Expelled from school, shunned by society, he committed crimes for amusement and avoided the world as fiercely as it avoided him. With time, his mind fractured further, until he encountered her. "Rosalina Valentina." The villainess of “The Severed Thread” novel. Reading about her quieted the chaos inside him. With every chapter, his fixation deepened. He wanted her to win, to crush her enemies, to stand above the world, and more than anything, to be happy. But the author denied her that ending. Rosalina Valentina was killed by her own lover. Broken by loss and consumed by rage, Julius was ready to kill the author…..until a message appeared before his eyes. WANT TO CHANGE EVERYTHING? THEN DIE! Without hesitation, he pulled the trigger. Bang. When Julius opened his eyes again, he was no longer a reader. “I transmigrated as the main Villain?"

A thousand years after the last great war, the shadow of the Wandenreich rises once more, certain that history will repeat itself. Instead, they find a world guarded by three impossible beings: Ichigo Kurosaki, captain of the Thirteenth Division and a transcendent hybrid hailed as the Annihilator of All Things; Sōsuke Aizen, enthroned within the Soul King Palace as a divine ruler whose illusions can shatter fate itself; and Shimiya Takeru, the veteran transmigrator elevated to Captain Commander, a warrior forged by countless battles and favored by a mysterious system. Faced with monsters who have already surpassed the limits of gods, the empire’s invasion begins not with hope—but with the sinking realization that they have stepped into a carefully prepared nightmare. ------ • Atleast Read First 10 Chapters Before Deciding. • Not My Work I'm just Translating and Making it readable. If Orignal Owner wants It removed Contact me. • Average 2K Words Per Chapter.

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‘Ah shit, is this… Earth?’ In the far future, humanity has collapsed beneath the weight of its own technology. Megacities rose, AIs became rulers, and biological evolution was rewritten through genetic design. The world changed. Instead of humans, there are Synths, Geneforms, and AI Constructs. And instead of meow meow and woof woof, there are Neon Beasts- beasts mutated by the corruption of ADE. Leon Ardent, an assistant temporal engineer for SpaceX woke up in this strange dystopian world with neon skylines and aurora-like storms. One question lingered. ‘Where… am I?’ DING! ~----~ [ChronoSystem Rebooting…] [You have received your first Mission: Survive the First Cycle] ~----~ Well, things do escalate fast. Just like that, Leon was thrown into a cyberpunk world with weird skies, weird ecosystem, a weirder system, and with fragmented memories of his past. Only one thing gave him hope, his expertise as an engineer. “If I can build, I can live”. … [Author’s NOTE: It’s October 31st in Shibuya, and history records it that this book starts today. All I can say is give it a try. I won’t make promises, just know that I’m giving this my all, and I’ll appreciate any form of support. Thanks.] *This book will be written in 3rd person POV. If you have any queries, you can comment at the bottom of each chapter. I’ll try my best to read comments every day, and reply to them if there are queries. *I’ll try my best to thoroughly proofread every chapter and avoid any mistakes, no matter how small, but if you see one don’t hesitate to point it out. *I’m not expecting them, but an author can hope. So, any super gift will supercharge me to write more, and I’ll give a 5 chapter mass release for any super gift in appreciation. Lastly, happy reading.

Beni was never meant to stand out. Ignored, underestimated, and easily forgotten — he lives where most people stop looking. But invisibility is not weakness. It is freedom. The freedom to observe, to understand… and to control. While others chase power through force, Beni studies something far more dangerous — human nature itself. Every fear, every desire, every hidden flaw becomes part of a design only he can see. Soon, events begin unfolding with unnatural precision. People move as if guided. Secrets surface at the perfect moment. Conflicts ignite… then disappear. No one knows who is responsible — only that something unseen is shaping reality from the shadows. As hidden networks form and influence spreads, one truth becomes impossible to ignore: Beni isn’t just playing the game. He is rewriting the rules of control, loyalty, and fear. But when a mind begins to reshape the world… what remains of humanity — his or everyone else’s?

‎When Violet awakens in a new world, he finds himself reborn into a body with no talent, no future, and no place among those blessed by the stars. In a world governed by power, insight, and inherited ability, he is deemed ordinary—forgettable. ‎ ‎But on a FAITHFUL night, Violet dreams. ‎In that dream, he becomes lucid. ‎Within the shifting darkness of sleep, he wields powers that should not coexist—light and darkness, harmonised by instinct rather than law. When he wakes, the dream should have faded. ‎ ‎It doesn’t. ‎ ‎Cornered by death, Violet awakens the same power in reality—proving that what he touched in his dream was never an illusion. It was a fragment of something deeper… something bound to his soul. ‎By day, Violet lives quietly, hiding his abnormality in a world that would fear it. ‎By night, he returns to the lucid dream—training, experimenting, and uncovering truths that the waking world has never known. ‎ ‎As bonds form, emotions deepen, and fate tightens its grip, Violet is forced to confront a terrifying realization: ‎ ‎Some blessings are not gifts. ‎ ‎They are exceptions. ‎ ‎And the more he pushes against the limits of light and darkness, the closer he comes to becoming something the world was never meant to witness. ‎ ‎This is not the story of a chosen hero. ‎ ‎This is the story of a reincarnation that refused to remain ordinary. ‎

After escaping the hell of bullying in his city, Hidara travels to the city of 'Malisora' in search of a new beginning, but he finds himself kidnapped and thrust into a dark conflict between the forces of good and evil. In this world, the Forbidden Techniques have appeared—abilities that grant their users, known as the 'Forbidden Ones,' immense power that transcends human limits. Manipulating magic and operating in the shadows, a secret organization works on a terrifying biological project to create predatory monsters that feed on humans. These experiments rely on merging living human organs with DNA extracted from the last surviving man of a rare lineage that was completely annihilated; the genes of this lineage grant these monsters sharp intelligence and a strategic instinct that makes them infallible killing machines, with the goal of building an unstoppable intelligent army. Hidara’s journey begins when he and a group of teenagers attempt to rescue victims from the grip of a criminal gang, only to find themselves in a direct confrontation with those monsters and the organization behind them. As events escalate, Hidara discovers shocking truths about the lost lineage and secrets that link those around him to this dark fate. To survive in a world that does not pity the weak, Hidara finds himself forced to approach the 'Forbidden' and make fateful decisions that may change his very essence, ultimately choosing: will he remain human, or transform into something else?

Nia never loved,she never wanted too,she had pride which was built from the envy and praise of people since little but Gabriel was different,he wasn't like the other men,he was a obsessed ruler who had the say in Nia life,who held her like a jewelry and who she actually fell for...

Probably going to be 1Chapter/Day In a small, isolated village, young Osiris looks at a map of the world inside a book and with it, his destiny. While his older brother trains in magic, Osiris becomes obsessed with something far greater: the unknown. The five continents. The shifting kingdoms. The mysterious Demon Continent, home to the strongest creatures alive. As he studies the world and history, a fire ignites within him. He swears an oath under the name Sky Dragon Osiris to explore every corner of the world, no matter the cost. As the days pass, his curiosity expands beyond maps and books and into the real world.

"In this world filled with facadic heroes I will be the one true villain ." 10 years ago , strange gateways began to appear all around earth and from them , creatures of myths believed to be folklore like elves , vampires , fairies, mecha etc spunned. They asked for an alliance. the true terror was what came after them. the words monsters or beasts couldn't classify them . They were spuns of calamity and destruction. They couldn't be reasoned with,they fed on anything that was alive from humans down to ants. Their presence also brought along mana. Which humanity learned how to manipulate in order to even the odds. Some strange entities appeared calling themselves monarchs humanity's salvation, so-called heroes. update schedule: everyday @ 1-2am WST .

The start of the adventures of a strange Moon in an hostile universe. A Moon that was a vampiric young woman more than willing to kill and grow to secure her own and those around her's ability to thrive in it. Chapters in advance on Patreon and being crossposted on ao3 and in the future on Royal Road. proof of ownership: (https://www.royalroad.com/profile/478453/fictions) VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: I would ask suggestions on how I should behave reguarding the site Chereads that, without my permission or even without asking me, have published my story in their site.

After five long years of relentless struggle and hardship, I never once imagined that I would become a hunter… nor could I ever have dreamed of obtaining an opportunity like this… 「The Tower of Death」 has selected all the suitable candidates from Earth. 「Please choose your difficulty level.」 「The chosen difficulty will be directly proportional to your rewards.」 I’ve been given a chance now. A truly extraordinary opportunity.