comedy

Some masks are chosen. Others are inherited. And some were never meant to fit at all.

Woke up in a child’s body after getting hit by a truck? Well, thanks for still being alive! You find yourself not in your familiar world—surrounded by communicators, galonet, and all the other comforts of civilization—but in a place where everyone drives smoky cars running on burning hydrocarbons? Could be worse. At least you don’t have to chase mammoths with a spear. Did the universe throw you some classic transmigrator goodies? I’ll take a hundred! What do you mean, no? Just a couple, but hefty ones… That’ll do for a start. --- This is a translation! Raw: “Ричи”

Also available on my website: https://www.fancyjunjuntranslations.com/story/the-whole-sect-is-full-of-licking-dogs-the-little-junior-sister-is-the-real-dog/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Feng Xi transmigrated into a cannon-fodder female supporting character in a cultivation novel, and the day she entered the book was her death day. In order to cling to life, she tried every possible way to separate herself from the heroine’s sect, Hunyuan Sect, and joined Xuantian Sect instead. Ha! The five dear senior brothers in the story were all the heroine’s boot-lickers, each one died a more miserable death than the last. Feng Xi gave an evil, enchanting smile: “So what if you’re a licking dog? Are you as much of a dog as I am?” The eldest senior brother was poisoned, and only the heroine’s blood could cure him. From then on he became her devoted dog, yet in the end she kicked him into the bottomless demonic abyss, where his soul was scattered to nothing. Feng Xi came trotting over carrying a huge basin of dog blood: “Senior Brother, drink mine! My dosage is large, the medicine effect is strong!” The heroine, who had just swallowed a detox pill and was preparing to cut her finger: “…” The second senior brother possessed the royal bloodline of the Yan clan. The heroine gave him a pill to hide his bloodline, and from then on he willingly risked life and death for her. Even when she later pushed him out as a scapegoat, he accepted it gladly. Feng Xi took out the ten-thousand-year-old alliance treaty of friendship between the human race and the Yan clan: “Second Senior Brother, feel free to display your noble royal Yan bloodline! Let countless young girls go mad and bash their heads against walls for you!” The heroine looked at the Hidden-Blood Pill in her hand, which needed to be taken once every three months: “…” Feng Xi’s life motto: Only by being the dog among dogs can one become the person above people!

Yumi Uzushi, originally an average enjoyer of the Game Yu-Gi-Oh, suddenly found himself in the very same world he enjoyed. Along with the ability to print cards.

What is a sword? After Shirou Emiya awakened the memories of his past life and obtained a system that allowed him to travel to other worlds, his horizons were broadened by witnessing the wonders of those realms, and he suddenly reached a moment of enlightenment. "Only swords... how could it be such a limit!" Shirou Emiya: "Trace on!" "False Magician's Red" Consequently, by the time the Holy Grail War officially began... Rin Tohsaka exclaimed in agitation: "This isn't Projection at all!!" Crossover with Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Jujitsu Kaisen and others.

Ryōsuke Hanyu has always had a strange obsession with volleyball. Ever since he first saw a match at five years old, that light ball—just 260 grams—struck his heart with the force of a thunderclap. From that moment on, he knew this was his sport. Now, after graduating middle school, Ryōsuke has transferred from Tokyo to the legendary Shiratorizawa Academy—home of powerhouse volleyball. But he didn’t realize Miyagi Prefecture was called the “death zone” of volleyball for a reason... With a sharp tongue, intense drive, and absolutely no clue how attractive he is, Ryōsuke is about to crash into a world full of top-tier players, overenthusiastic senpais, and high-stakes matches. He might be labeled a genius— But surviving Shiratorizawa will take more than talent.

Everyone competes on the same court. Daiki Aomine: “The only one who can defeat me is Miyamoto Tokima.” Shintarō Midorima: “He’s the only man I’ve never been able to surpass.” Shōgo Haizaki: “I am the blade in Tokima’s hand.” Makoto Hanamiya: “The thing I regret most was clashing with Tokima. But that’s fine now. I’ve become the second blade in his hand.” Jason Silver: “Before Tokima’s animal instincts, I was nothing more than a helpless dragon.” Nash Gold Jr.: “The moment Tokima knocked me down, I knew— he would become my guiding light.” Yet as Miyamoto Tokima continues his games and his life, he slowly realizes something: He’s only making normal plays. So why does everyone keep turning everything into invincible skills?

In a world where elite racers partner with intelligent Mecha Girls—AI-driven humanoid machines built to enhance driving performance—fame and glory are earned on the track. Fired and betrayed, racer Derek is left with nothing—until he meets XC-99, a Mecha Girl doomed for recycling. Flawed but blazing fast, she fears she’ll kill any pilot. Derek sees potential. Together, they’ll defy their fate and return to the track.

Football × Midfield Artistry × Explosive Creativity × Devastating Skills × System Awakening Fearless and inspired, Leo Lin arrives at a struggling Liverpool at the exact moment the club desperately needs rebirth. The road to revival is brutal—but the young prodigy never backs down. Before long, Leo Lin rises above an entire generation of legends, becoming the most extraordinary midfielder of his era. Beckham: “Seventy-one percent of the Earth is water. The rest belongs to Leo Lin.” Matthäus: “I’ve never seen a midfielder this complete.” Gerrard: “Leo Lin’s long shots are pure art.” Lampard: “Every midfield scoring record I held was broken by him. He’s a true killer.” Maradona: “In terms of control and flair, Lin is even more dangerous than me.” Yaya Touré: “The strongest box-to-box midfielder? It’s Leo Lin.” That season, the fearless rookie steps into Liverpool’s engine room and restores the club to its former glory. From the moment he debuts, Leo Lin evolves into a heavy-artillery all-round midfielder—unlocking devastating long shots, relentless pressing, masterful control, and god-tier creativity. He can surge forward and tear defenses apart. He can drop back and defend like an octopus. Whenever Leo Lin dominates the pitch—attacking, defending, doing everything—fans can’t help but believe: Whoever gets Leo Lin, conquers the world.

Transmigrated into a chaotic Sengoku period where multiple anime worlds collide, Kobe Hikaru awakens as an undead Oni Samurai. Instead of a conventional system, he is bound to an Artifact Favorability System that allows him to gain powerful abilities and physical transformations by bonding with inanimate objects. From the bloodthirsty demonic blade Muramasa to ancient trees and stones, Hikaru's path to evolution is as bizarre as it is unstoppable. His journey truly begins when he inadvertently acquires the legendary Shikon Jewel and crosses paths with the peerless priestess, Kikyo. Forming an unlikely alliance, the pragmatic undead samurai and the pure shrine maiden fight back-to-back against hordes of youkai, ruthless mercenaries like the Band of Seven, and even immortal demons created by the elusive Kibutsuji Muzan. As Hikaru continuously maxes out the favorability of legendary items—including the demon-bone weapon Hiraikotsu—he evolves his demonic body far beyond its natural limits. In a world filled with ambitious warlords, sinister demon progenitors, and rival yokai factions like Nura Rihan's Night Parade of One Hundred Demons, Hikaru refuses to be a mere pawn. By stacking multiple mutations and mastering abilities like Bone Soul and Blood Transformation, this anomalous Oni Samurai will carve his own path, protecting those he cares about and ascending to become the ultimate Demon God. [Raw: 我们大妖怪就是这样的！] === CATEGORY & TAGS === Category: Fan-Fiction Tags: Transmigration, System, Anime Crossover, Undead Protagonist, Yokai, Action, Adventure, Magic and Swords, Weak to Strong, Comedic Undertone

Join The Discord https://discord.gg/7cEM5KP2D [ WARNING: R18 MATURE CONTENT] He died a fool Alex, a forty-five years old senior accountant gets fired by his greedy boss without any warning. after arriving home early, still reeling from the shock, he finds his wife Emily in bed with his childhood best friend, Zack. Soon he found out the entire truth. The kids were never his from the start. His pretentious wife had been cuckholding him for fifteen long years and had already transferred all of his property and savings into her name. Furious, he tries to fight back, but ends up getting killed. Alex thought that this was the end, but instead he wakes up twenty four years in the past. A translucent screen suddenly appeared before his eyes [system initializing] [Welcome Alex, to the heavenly desire system] Now, to grow stronger he must charm, seduce and conquer desire itself. Fine this time he won't be a fool. he'll do whatever it takes to achieve his goal. His ex-boss cold, snobbish daughter... Whose sweetness will be his to taste. Zack's mature lonely mother, with a body made for sin. The cold beauties who once looked down on him... The seductive teachers... The hidden heiresses... And married women with frustrated nights... They will blush, tremble and want him. As for those who betrayed him? Well they'll kneel and beg but he won't forgive them. . . . "Are you really sure this aura of seduction stuff is working?" He said suspiciously. [Of course it's working. It's just that you can't see it yet] 'Well then, is there a way I can see it?' [Uhmm... Yes...] Don't forget to Add to Library and follow the story — daily updates and lots of temptation ahead. # [STRONG OVERPOWERED MC],[ MILF], [SMUT], [BEAUTY] [NTR] Netori but no Netorare, [WEAK TO STRONG], [BETRAYAL], [REVENGE] [SLICE OF LIFE]

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Rival class presidents. Sworn academic enemies. One fake project partnership that forces them to spend every afternoon together. Akira "Ice Prince" Takahashi — top student, cold perfectionist, captain of the debate team — has hated Sora "Chaos Queen" Hayashi since middle school. She’s loud, reckless, always challenging him, and somehow always one point behind him in rankings. Sora thinks Akira is an arrogant robot who needs to loosen up. He thinks she’s a walking disaster who ruins everything with her impulsive ideas. When their school announces a mandatory joint cultural festival project between the top two students of the senior class… guess who gets paired up? Forced to plan the main stage performance together for three months, every meeting explodes into arguments, petty sabotage, and accidental moments of vulnerability. But as deadlines loom, late-night practices reveal hidden sides — his quiet protectiveness, her genuine kindness beneath the chaos — the line between hate and something dangerously close to love starts to blur. Can two people who’ve spent years trying to destroy each other actually build something real… or will their final performance end in total disaster?

This is a work of fan fiction. All rights belong to its original author. Title: Battle Through the Heavens: Treasure System Author: Stir-fried Green Peppers with Eggs Reborn in the World of Battle Through the Heavens with a Broken System! After binge-reading Douluo Dalu fanfictions all night, Xiao Se, an ordinary Earth guy, dies in front of his computer... Only to wake up in the fiery world of Battle Through the Heavens (BTTH) — with a weird Treasure Exchange System! [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a seasoning jar for the Heaven Controlling Vial!] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a stick for a magic sword!] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a doll for a mystical kitten!] But something’s seriously wrong with this world... Xiao Yan’s Flame Mantra became a porn book! His Heavenly Flame vanished! And his wife? Gone! Tang San’s mighty Eight Spider Lances turned into chicken claws?! His Divine Crossbow became a slingshot, and his soul bone… turned into pork ribs! Han Li’s Heaven Controlling Vial is now… a condiment bottle?! Dai Mubai’s White Tiger Spirit mutated into an Evil Fire Monkey! Now, with chaos across worlds and heroines from every universe crossing his path, Xiao Se must use his Treasure Exchange System to dominate fate, collect artifacts… and maybe hearts. Can this sarcastic transmigrator turn junk into divine treasures and build a harem of goddesses from different realms? Worlds collide, treasures evolve, and beauties gather! Read 425+ Chapters and exclusive Patreon-only content here: patreon.com/RinBlaze – Join for just $20/month and unlock early access!

Magic meets strategy. Wands meet wards. Hogwarts will never be the same. Waking up in a strange world was one thing. But waking up with a League of Legends system… and a Hogwarts acceptance letter? Allen thought he was about to grind minions and rank up, until an owl dropped off an invitation to the most magical school in Britain. Now armed with summoner spells, runes, and the power to one-shot trolls with a well-timed Ignite, Allen must navigate potions, house points, and suspicious professors, all while tracking down a hidden enemy obsessed with forbidden magic. As two worlds collide, a new kind of magic is born—one with cooldowns, combo chains, and no respawn timer. Magic has rules. League breaks them. Welcome to the most broken Hogwarts meta ever.

He said: With great power comes great responsibility! He said: That's just equipment, being a hero! But Bent didn't want to be a hero; he just wanted to protect his little family and his loved ones. Keywords: Teen Hacker, Marvel, Ben 10, Little Watch

He reincarnated to the world of One Piece with the immortal abilities of the Silver King, the First King from the manga/anime series *K*. Although he becomes a pirate, his goal is not to become the Pirate King. His goal is simply to live freely on the high seas—it's that simple.

I was reincarnated... I didn't expect it. When I died, I really was reincarnated. Happy? No, not at all. It was just nonsense I didn't want to get involved in, and I really just wanted to end this nonsense right away. But, surprisingly, my wife also reincarnated with me. That changes everything: I must live and, more importantly, keep her alive. I won't make the same mistake twice. No matter what I have to do... I'll do it. I never imagined that would involve running a massage parlor that, for some reason, keeps attracting dissatisfied wives, women with marital problems. I don't know what kind of bizarre luck hangs over us, but that doesn't change what I have to do. No matter who or what I have to use to achieve it: my wife and I will survive. We will survive whatever this world, or the unknown beings that inhabit it, has in store for us. That is absolute. #Harem #Romance #Comedy #Yandere#MILFs #Doppelganger#Incest #GroupActio#Oyakodon#Elves #MonsterGirls #Kemonomimi#Demons #Dragons, Priestesses,#and much more.. Discord(https://discord.gg/5sWPxKG39V)

"Immortality? That can be lonely. And in the end, everyone will die. It doesn’t matter what you do to escape it—sooner or later, all shall taste death. It is already written; it’s only a matter of when and how. But glory… glory is the answer. Glory will outlive flesh and bones. Glory is what we should strive for, not immortality." ~~~~ Robin Burton was a young man who grew up with everything anyone could ever hope for: immense talent in cultivation, a sharp mind, and a wealthy family that would stop at nothing to protect and nurture him. He had everything—except the will to make use of it. "Why should I walk the same path as my ancestors? Why must I seek strength just to defeat one rival or compete with another? That is not what I was born for!" --- “…Heh\~” Robin let out a long sigh. “Pursuing power was never my goal. I left my family and secluded myself to escape those pointless struggles for authority. I wanted to explore the universe, and to explore myself first… yet time and again, I was dragged into devastating wars. I wanted to benefit people with my knowledge and immortalize my name, yet worlds fell and hundreds of billions died because of me. Ironic, hah?”