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Sisters of the Scarlet Oath

In a world where gods and ancient beings walk the earth as casually as travelers, the word religion kind of lost its edge. When divinity is loud, visible, and petty enough to argue with mortals face-to-face, people don't call it faith - they call it a cult. And honestly? Everyone's fine with that. At the center of it all is the Scarlet Oath, run by a towering matriarch known simply as Mother. She has more secrets than anyone, probably on purpose, and she absolutely refuses to explain herself. Her pride and joy are her twelve daughters, each named after a month of the year. They are powerful, dramatic, fiercely bonded, and very Black in every shade the universe could manage. They were not raised to be polite. They were raised to keep things running. Together, the sisters make sure their empire stands tall and proud - even when things get messy. Especially when things get messy. Gods misplace things. Afterlives mix up paperwork. Someone starts a problem thinking it'll be "simple." It never is. Cue the sisters showing up, arguing with each other, fixing the issue, and occasionally dragging someone off for a very serious "conversation." They love each other. They fight each other. They absolutely fight together. Sometimes that involves strategy. Sometimes it involves kidnapping. It always involves chaos. This isn't a story about saving the universe. It's about keeping it functional. Welcome to Sisters of the Scarlet Oath - twelve sisters, one deeply secretive mother, and an empire held together through love, violence, and the kind of teamwork you usually only see in sitcoms with a much higher body count.
lavendervodka · 2.4k Views

Lord of Mysteries: Incarnation of Chaos

Have you ever wondered what would happen if someone from a Lovecraftian world got isekai’d into another world built on Lovecraftian themes? Well, it’s absolute chaos. Meet Alaric, a human(questionably) survivor of the madness and chaos caused by a certain crawling chaos, who, thanks to the kindness of a certain bubble daddy, got isekai’d into the “fake it till you make it” world. What will he do in this strange new world? Climb the ladder of power to become that impossible god unless you’re just a pawn of a certain russian priest or a certain goth mommy? Or become a cheshire cat, leaping onto the 4D chessboard to disrupt the schemes and mind games of these bizarre folks? For Alaric, it’s not a tough choice. But before he picks either path, he must, of course, uphold the time-honored tradition of isekai’d victims(questionably) that forms the foundation of this world. What’s that tradition? Keeping a diary. --- [Alaric's Transmigration Diary] [Day 1: I encountered Amon. Used a special technique to summon a projection of the Ancient Sun God, who personally delivered a heavy slap to Amon. Hope Amon appreciates this weighty paternal affection.] [Day 2: I received an invitation from the Aurora Order. Told them I want it all... looks, brains, and combat prowess... and invited them to join my newly founded Joker Club.] [Day 3: I met Leonard and acknowledged Gramps Pallez. Declined Leonard's enthusiastic suggestion for the old man to move in with me, as I’d rather not have a old man critiquing my every move, even in private moments.] [Day 4: I told Klein I plan to pray to a deity named The Fool. Watched his eyes widen in shock and kindly offered him some eye drops.] [Day 5: I listened to Medici perform a two-hour comedy routine. Suggested he go professional and invited him to share a meal.] . . . [Day 666: I fully absorbed a certain crawling chaos fragment within me. From now on, I am the Fifth Pillar.]
XElenea · 1m Views

[BL] Seducing Male Leads To Survive As A Villain In A Novel

Eden got struck by lightening while leaving hate-comments on an ongoing Webnovel he hates. And as karma would have it, he woke up as the villain of the novel. In the novel, The emperor had announced that anyone who brings him the head of the Villainous Wizard of EL, will be rewarded handsomely. And So Everyone, Especially the Powerful Male leads of this novel, are bent on killing this Villain - The same villain Eden woke up as! Eden knew he had to do everything to escape death, even if that meant seducing and snatching the male leads of the original female lead to use them as powerful shields! ******* 1st Lead: "I will have your head with this sword if you ever get that close to me again" The Crown Prince threatened. "Well not after I'm done undressing you, Your Royal Highness" Eden shamelessly replied. 2nd Lead: "Why don't you have a drink with me?" The Grand Marquis had poured him a poisoned drink. "Well it'd be sweeter if I drink directly from your mouth My Lord" Eden offered him the drink. 3rd Lead: "Why don't you go bring me my book? Eden" The Grand Duke requested, an ambush set and waiting to kill Eden in the library. "Don't worry My Dear Duke, I have a better book here about two boys making out!" Eden offered. 4th Lead: "I've heard about your Impeccable magical skills Mr Wizard, can you perhaps teach me some?" The Mage requested, aiming to drain Eden's powers and life! "Don't worry sir, tonight I'll teach you a better skill I excel at - in Bed!" Eden tugged his collar. 5th Lead: "Can you help me find a partner to the Royal ball" The naive 'Little' prince was the worst at making evil plots. "Don't worry, I'll be your partner to the Royal Ball" But he was Eden's favourite because he was the least threat! ***** Mr Guide: "Hey Eden, I think something is wrong with the Original Story Plot, Thus You're going to be Mysteriously assassinated at the Upcoming event by someone other than the male leads!!" Eden Cried "What?! Someone Please Get me out of this Novel Right now!"
Sweet_Savage16 · 471.9k Views

The Heroines Want to Confess.

As the General Affairs Officer of Shuchiin's Student Council, Sakurai Saki is very satisfied with his current life. During class, he seriously listens. After school—— From Monday to Wednesday, he tutors the five Nakano sisters. Thursday and Friday, he works as a rental boyfriend, dedicating a portion of love to the world. Goes home. Every night before twelve o’clock, he goes to sleep on time, never once letting exhaustion carry over to the next day. The person he likes the most is Fujiwara Chika, currently in a very good relationship, waiting for her to confess. The person he has the most fun talking with is Hayasaka Ai, currently in a very good relationship, waiting for her to confess. The student he feels most at ease with is Nakano Miku, currently in a very good relationship, waiting for her to confess. The person he respects the most is himself, because he is a superpower user. Teleportation, hypnosis, charm…… Nothing is impossible. Sakurai Saki, an ordinary superpower user, is currently single. Worrying about how to get the girls to confess on their own. -------------------------------- I do not own anything in this fanfiction ---------------------------------- The schedule is 2 chapters a day ---------------------------------------- English is totally not my language, So it's probably not very good, but I tried my best -------------------------------------------- Raw: 女主角们想要告白 -------------------------------------------- If you like this story, please leave me a comment, review, collection and power stones if you can, that really help me a lot If you're looking for good fanfics, try reading my other books, you won't be disappointed, promise. If you want to read 40 advanced chapters and support me to have more motivation to continue as a translator, here is my p.a.t.r.e.o.n pa treon.com/curse_heian_chef ദ്ദി(ᵔᗜᵔ) Thanks you, Have a nice day ദ്ദി(ᵔᗜᵔ)
Curse_Heian_Chef · 1.4m Views

Requiem for the Fallen

After sacrificing herself on Vormir, Natasha Romanoff is reborn as Natalia Evans, the twin sister of Lily Evans. With echoes of her past life as a master spy, Natalia navigates the magical world of Hogwarts, haunted by memories she shouldn't have and drawn into a destiny far greater than she ever imagined. I hope you're enjoying the fanfiction so far! I'd love to hear your thoughts on it. Whether you loved it, hated it, or have some constructive criticism, your feedback is super important to me. Feel free to drop a comment or send me a message with your thoughts. Can't wait to hear from you! If you're passionate about fanfiction and love discussing stories, characters, and plot twists, then you're in the right place! I've created a Discord server dedicated to diving deep into the world of fanfiction, especially my own stories. Whether you're a reader, a writer, or just someone who enjoys a good tale, I welcome you to join us for lively discussions, feedback sessions, and maybe even some sneak peeks into upcoming chapters, along with artwork related to the stories. Let's nerd out together over our favorite fandoms and explore the endless possibilities of storytelling! Click the link below to join the conversation: https://discord.com/invite/HHHwRsB6wd Can't wait to see you there! If you appreciate my work and want to support me, consider buying me a cup of coffee. Your support helps me keep writing and bringing more stories to you. You can do so via PayPal here: https://www.paypal.me/VikrantUtekar007 Or through my Buy Me a Coffee page: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/vikired001s Thank you for your support!
Vikrant_Utekar_5653 · 216.4k Views