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Reborn amid the salt, blood, and storm of the Iron Islands, a foreign soul awakens inside the body of Euron “Crow’s Eye” Greyjoy, long before madness and ruin claim his name. This time, however, Euron is no mere reaver driven by cruelty and chaos. He carries with him the Pirate King System, an otherworldly power born of legend and conquest. With his left hand, he unleashes Conqueror’s Haki, a kingly will capable of crushing weaker minds, bending lords to their knees, and tearing apart the intricate political webs of Westeros. With his right hand, he commands the Mastery of the Seas, ruling waves, storms, and fleets as if the oceans themselves answer his call—turning naval warfare into absolute dominion. This Euron knows the future. He knows the betrayals, the deaths, and the fate awaiting House Greyjoy. And he refuses to let his family be consumed by tragedy once more. As the Ironborn rise under a banner of discipline instead of madness, their ancient creed—“What is dead may never die”—takes on terrifying new meaning. From the Iron Islands to King’s Landing, from frozen northern waters to burning southern seas, Westeros is forced to face a truth it has never known: A true Pirate King has arrived. Balancing ambition with loyalty, brutality with vision, Euron sails not just to conquer—but to rule. When the waves finally break against the shores of the Seven Kingdoms, only one question will remain: Will the Iron Throne bend… or be drowned beneath the tide?

In his first life, Jon mastered the art of doing nothing. No ambition, no hustle—just drifting through life on minimum effort mode. Reborn into nobility, Jon thinks he’s finally won the ultimate lottery: wealth, status, and a future perfectly tailored for laziness. All he wants is a life of wine, women, and zero responsibility. Then the universe plays its cruelest joke. A ruthless, hyper-competitive “Rise and Grind” System forcibly binds to him, hijacking his body and dragging him into the deadliest political arena in the world. > [System Activated: “Your Grace, surely you wouldn’t want the King to find out…” > Intrigue Routes Loading… Seduction Routes Loading… Treason Routes Loading…] Jon can’t control his actions—only watch in pure terror as his body confidently strides toward Cersei, smiles charmingly, and starts making catastrophic choices. Jon (internally): Stop. Stop right now. Why are we walking like that?! Schemes pile up, scandals explode, and every “optimal” decision pushes him further down the path of excess, chaos, and scandal. Kings plot. Queens whisper. Even the White Walkers hesitate. Because this time, Westeros isn’t just facing the Long Night— It’s facing the rise of a man so shameless, so indulgent, so uncontrollably efficient at ruining everything that history will remember him not as a hero… …but as the King of Debauchery.

The only thing standing between a dead-end job and football glory? A holographic interface and a lot of hungover plumbers. Danny Walsh is going nowhere. At twenty-six, his life is a monotonous cycle of night shifts at a Manchester convenience store and escaping into the digital world of Football Manager, where he is a tactical genius building championship-winning teams from nothing. In the real world, he is just another guy with a dead-end job and a dream that feels impossibly far away. A mysterious notebook gives him an impossible edge: the power to see the hidden attributes of football players. It’s a party trick no one else can see, a useless superpower for a man going nowhere. But in the broken, overlooked talent of Manchester's gritty leagues, data is destiny. Danny holds a winning ticket, if he can only learn how to read it. And if this cursed gift doesn't break him first. --- For fans of Player Manager, Football Manager, and system novels, this is a character-driven, tactically rich, and hilariously authentic journey from the bottom of the pyramid to the very top. The beautiful game is about to get a system upgrade. Sports Fiction | System Novel | Football Management | Progression Fantasy ---

*Just quickly, I have also started publishing my entry for WPC NOV 25, All feedback is appreciated, so please check it out!* http://wbnv.in/a/25jUvEv [SYSTEM INITIALISING, PLEASE WAIT...] [SYSTEM ERROR, MANA DENSITY TOO HIGH FOR CURRENT SYSTEM...] [SYSTEM WILL ROLLBACK TO THE FIRST SUITABLE BUILD...] [SUITABLE BUILD FOUND, NOW INSTALLING...] [CONGRATULATIONS, SYSTEM INSTALLED BUILD MODEL -1.0.0 DEUS PRIMORDIA] [ERROR DEUS PRIMORDIA INCOMPATIBLE WITH RACE] [DEUS PRIMORDIA PATCHING] [NEO PRIMORDIA CREATED... SUCCESSFULLY INSTALLED] "Hey kid, congrats. Never seen that one before now step to the side and make way, the notifications will be coming for a while." *** Average will be two chapters per day chapters will be 1500+ Words each. Discord is now live! https://discord.gg/vNh3UfHY Lastly, a massive thank you to everyone who gives this project of mine a chance, to those of you that add thank you, seeing those red, blue and yellow lines moving means the world to any author whether veteran, or aspiring like me!

William Shafik was never meant to be a hero. A pure-blood elite, Hogwarts graduate, and former Ministry official, he wanted nothing more than a quiet, comfortable life—far away from wars, Dark Lords, and political lunacy. But when the Ministry turns on him and forces him out, fate finally makes its move. At the moment William resigns, a long-dormant Hogwarts Construction and Development System awakens. Improve Hogwarts. Raise student performance. Strengthen the Castle. Earn points. Exchange them for forbidden talents, rare magic, and absolute power. William returns to Hogwarts as a professor. While Dumbledore plans, Voldemort schemes, and the Ministry rots from within, William quietly rebuilds Hogwarts into something far more terrifying than anyone realizes. "You ask what my purpose is? Please, I just want Hogwarts to get better and better, nothing more." "I'm not interested in joining the Order of the Phoenix, Dumbledore. I don't like fighting and killing; I just want to be a professor peacefully." "The Dark Lord wants to break in? Don't worry, if he steps inside, there won't be a Dark Lord anymore..." ____ This is a translation. The original: 从炼金学教授到霍格沃茨之主 MTL: From Alchemy Professor to Master of Hogwarts Those who don't want to put their brain through the harsh world of reading a brain-dead MTL can read it here! Thank you!

Makoto accidentally transmigrated into Teyvat, only to realize that the world was twenty years earlier than the timeline he knew. At this point in history, little Ningguang was still a pitiful barefoot girl trying to sell tiny trinkets on the streets. Little Qiqi was sealed in amber, silently waiting for someone to remember her. Lonely and misunderstood, little Beidou wandered from place to place, enduring cold glares and whispers calling her a bringer of misfortune. And beyond them were little Shenhe, little Ayaka, little Keqing, and little Zhuluo, each carrying their own sadness. Makoto met these children one by one, and from that moment, a warm and chaotic story quietly began. Teyvat soon found itself with an unexpected new addition a lively kindergarten filled with tiny troublemakers. “Training is so tiring, but as long as Big Brother Makoto is here, it doesn’t feel tiring anymore.” “Big Brother Makoto is the best in the whole world.” “Big Brother Makoto, are you going outside again? Will you take us with you? Because if you don’t…”

Thanks for asking. So, here’s the situation: I’m in Westeros, and I’m currently starving. I woke up in the body of the man destined to wear the "Golden Crown"—and not the fun kind. I am the "Sleeping Dragon," the "dragonspawn" Robert Baratheon wants dead, the Mother of Dragons' useless brother, the Beggar King himself: Viserys Targaryen. I can barely scrape together a decent meal, let alone raise a little sister. Staring down the barrel of the original owner’s impossible "Restoration of the Dynasty," I was just about to throw in the towel and call it quits... That’s when my cheat code finally kicked in. It manifested as a holographic Game Admin, ready to con players from Earth into doing my dirty work. "Do you want a 100% realistic VR experience? Welcome to the first-ever immersive sim that feels exactly like isekai! It’s A Song of Ice and Fire meets Mount & Blade—and it's all yours!" Players: "Yes! YES!" "Be a knight, a lord, a member of the Kingsguard, or a conqueror of the frontier! A Dragonrider or an Alchemist! The medieval fantasy life you dreamed of as a kid—wielding magic and swords—is finally here!" Players: "Shut up and take my money! YES!" Staring at the endless sea of gamers—the legendary "Fourth Scourge"—Viserys asked the Admin in his head, "So... that’s how you bamboozled them into becoming my cannon fodder?" Admin: "Yup. They logged in screaming things like 'My Honor is Loyalty' and 'Death before Dishonor' and 'For the Horde'—err, I mean, 'For the Realm.'" Viserys had an epiphany. "So this is how you retake the Iron Throne." "FOR THE DRAGONS!" The next second, Viserys was trampled into the dirt by a stampede of screaming gamers. "AND FOR THE LOOT!"

Venti: Don't be fooled by her cold exterior; she's actually gentler than anyone. Klee: Durandal is a good person; her grilled fish is super delicious. Jean: You don't need to worry. As long as you're willing, I believe everyone in Mondstadt would be happy to accept you. Diluc: I have to admit, her arrival has brought much stability to Mondstadt. Want a drink? This one's on me. Rosaria: I no longer believe in the Anemo God! I will pledge my loyalty to you, Lady Durandal! Lumine: Will you be my companion and go on an adventure with me, Durandal? I... need you. Looking at the outstretched hand, Durandal chuckled softly, "Really... I can't do anything about you. I'll accompany you for a bit and witness the end of your journey." Tags: Antihero Protagonist, Caring Protagonist, Character Growth, Cold Protagonist, Dark, Demons, Elemental Magic, Evil Organizations, Fanfiction, Fantasy World, Female Protagonist, Friendship, Godly Powers, Gods, Hiding True Abilities, Hiding True Identity, Knights, Magic, Overpowered Protagonist, Protagonist Strong from the Start, Secretive Protagonist, Survival, Wizards, World Travel, Genshin Impact, Yuri, Romantic Comedy, Light Novel Style, Harem (Female), Reincarnation, Adventure, Slow Burn

Armed with a sharp mind, a soldier’s discipline, and a psychologist’s uncanny insight, she refuses to play the role of the kingdom’s laughingstock. Her sudden transformation sends shockwaves through the palace… and catches the attention of the most dangerous man… What begins as a desperate attempt to survive court politics becomes a tangled web of affection, rivalry, and desire. She only wants her freedom—but the men around her seem determined to win her heart, her mind, or her power. And in a world where a single misstep can topple empires, Tang Ke Xin must decide whether to rewrite her fate… or let these royal wolves fight for a place at her side. A story of rebirth, intrigue, and unexpected romance, where a once‑simple girl becomes the most captivating woman in the empire—and every royal gentleman wants to claim her.

Ron traveled to the world of One Piece and rose step by step to the rank of Vice Admiral. But everything collapsed when the Celestial Dragon he was protecting was seriously injured. Ron was expelled from the Navy, and his future seemed doomed. At that moment, a God-tier Entertainment System awakened. The system connected the pirate world to the Internet and even brought over Earth’s entertainment apps and devices. As long as people spent money in those apps, Ron would receive returns. Tiktok, Facebook, PUBG, Light Novels, Dungeon & Fighter… everything appeared. To change the era and put an end to senseless violence, Ron began spreading smartphones across the seas. Apps launched one after another. And from that day forward, the entire pirate world changed. In Amazon Lily, the young girls practiced trend-dance videos every day, while Empress Hancock gained millions of fans with a single glance. Dracule Mihawk got addicted to reading web novels and shouted that one day he would cut open the sky. Vegapunk, Judge, Caesar, and Queen all fought online for the title of “Top Inventor,” until they were eventually defeated by the unbeatable Valpo Alloy. Kaido kept losing matches and even got solo-killed in real life. Big Mom became obsessed with drama series and lost all interest in piracy. Shanks had no choice but to eat the Face-Face Fruit, turning into someone no one dared to ignore. The Five Elders played ranked games every day and shouted at their teammates: “Ron and the Four Emperors, all of you log in right now!” And high above, Im watched everything in silence. A world that had remained unchanged for 800 years… collapsed completely in just one year.

Ashara had everything she wanted: a loving troupe of dramari performers, the stage, and the freedom to be herself. She never wanted adventure, until a monster raid nearly took it all away. When a veteran adventurer named Rain recognizes her potential and offers her a place at Lumendell's brand new Vanguard Academy, Ashara at first refuses. But after watching her friend nearly die, she realizes luck had her back that day, but it won't protect her family forever. Now enrolled as a first-year student, Ashara must learn to channel her performer's instincts into something lethal. She already has the aura control of a veteran and a mana pool that puts her peers to shame, but she can't swing a sword like anyone expects her to. Still, she'll do it her way, and prove that a dancer can become the deadliest blade in Velthara. --- A Yuri/Futanari Slice-of-Life story with a Futa MC!

Ren Kyouka was just an ordinary 20-year-old delinquent—until he was summoned to another world. The mission? Marry a princess and bring peace to the fractured realm. The problem? There was a tiny error in the summoning ritual. Now Ren isn’t engaged to one princess—he’s magically bound to four. An elf, a beastkin, a vampire, and a demon. Worse? These four races hate each other’s guts. And Ren, the only human in this world, is stuck in the middle of their ancient feud… as their shared husband. Can he unite them before war breaks out? Or will his mouth—and libido—get him killed first? [Contains smut and r18 content. Reader discretion is advised] -------------- [No rape] [No ntr] [No yuri].

Along the way— I'm friends with the *Big Bang Theory* seven, the *Friends* six, and the *How I Met Your Mother* five. I cross paths with *Grey's Anatomy*, *House M.D.*, and *The Good Doctor*, and face the thrill of *Gone Girl*, *Hard Candy*, and *Orphan*. A seemingly ordinary life, yet never dull— Living the American TV show dream, full of endless joy. **patreon:belamy20**

After Chen Kai was reborn, the system was bound. The first thing to do after rebirth is to trick your female brother Qin Xiaoyu into being his wife! "Little fish, let's discuss something." "Okay! Just don't borrow money." "Be my wife." "I treat you as a brother, and you want me to be your wife?" "Don't get me wrong, I just hope to use my wife's relationship to maintain our brotherhood!" Qin Xiaoyu nodded innocently, "It seems to make sense, but why do I feel that something is wrong?"

In the middle of the noisy city, there is an Izakaya that only operates between 7 pm and 12 pm. The food here is very high-end and delicious, but the price is not expensive! Any ordinary ingredient can shine with brilliance as long as it is in the hands of the owner. And countless people became crazy and obsessed with his cooking!

NBA : Grind to NBA King https://101kanshu.com/book/26438.html "Link's a great player. I appreciate that fire in his eyes—that's the kind of hunger only a guy who climbed out of the trenches has." — Kobe Bryant "Link's basketball IQ is honestly some of the best I've ever seen. His court vision and pure instinct for the game, you might even put it up there with Magic Johnson." — Phil Jackson "The very existence of Link shows another possibility for basketball. He is a truly era-defining player in NBA history." — Sports Illustrated "..." Reborn in 2005, Link finds himself a fringe player trying out for the Lakers. He starts with a C- rating, his athleticism is subpar (or, 'he's not exactly a freak athlete'), his pockets are empty (or, 'he's flat broke'), and a ten-day contract is the only thing standing between him and getting cut. The team's locker room cancer is relentlessly mocking him, and the coaching staff treats him like he's invisible. Thankfully, the 'Devil Training System' finally arrives, even if it's late to the party! Three thousand open three-pointers? No sweat! Extreme conditioning drills? Just gotta grind it out! From a no-name kid to the focal point of the Staples Center, Link proves his philosophy: If talent's not enough, let the system carry the load! If you put in the work, the world is yours! Years later, when people look back on that 2005 tryout, they can't help but sigh with a sense of awe. NBA history, they realize, was split into two parts right there: Before Link, and After Link.

Selene traveled to the world of Honkai Star Rail, but his real body was a stray cat, and he also awakened a favorability system. The function of this system is to make people who are close to Selene feel good about him. So, Fu Xuan, who was the first to meet Selene, fell in love with this chubby and cute kitten at first sight and brought it back to Taibusi. But then, Fu Xuan discovered that he could actually hear what the kitten was thinking?! Selene: Hehehe! Fu Xuan's wife touched my head and face with her fragrant, smooth, soft little hands again today! Hehehe... I can't wash this face and hair this year! I want to keep the scent of Fu Xuan's wife!!!

Yuuko transmigrated to the world of Inazuma and became a light novelist in Yae, where she kept a pink fox that would leave early and return late every day. Foxes are cute and very affectionate. Yuuko was particularly satisfied with this leisurely life. For some reason, I later found myself getting involved with more and more important people. The gods of Liyue, the gods of Inazuma, the gods of Sumeru, the gods of Mondstadt... Later, looking at the seven chess pieces of different colors in his hand, Yuuko fell into deep thought. How did I become a god in this world out of nowhere...?

KINDLY JOIN THE DISCORD FOR ALL NOVEL RELATED INFO. ****** [Warning: Mature] [R18+] What happens when a normal office worker is reincarnated into a brand new world. Option [A]: Instant riches, wealthy life? Option [B]: Gain childhood sweet heart? Instant romantic adventure? Option [C]: Dragged into political battles between his new siblings in a noble household? After losing his life to a yandere's obsession, Adrian awakens in a new bizarre world, a brutal, yet strange landscape overrun by breathtakingly powerful supernatural women. From elegant elven women to stunning demonesses, these breathtaking beings are unable to bear male children of their own, making human men the most coveted, and hunted resource. Fortunately for Adrian, he wasn't stranded without a helping hand. Gaining an unbelievable ability after his transmigration, he now tries his best to survive and adapt in this new world. Notice: This book won't feature Yaoi, but it has R18+, Mature, Survival, Romance, Magic, e.t.c Recommended for both male and female readers. https://discord.gg/b5rqSxXbS