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Hi! I’m Ayana Ronson — yes, Ronson, because my parents thought it sounded cool, even though they act like they’re broke. I’m a senior at Mystic Heights Academy—a fancy-sounding name for a school that’s actually just a big chaos factory. So, here’s the scoop: I’ve spent years trying to stay out of trouble. I mean, I really do. But trouble? It’s like that annoying mosquito. But that's not all. Trouble was just starting. There are four mischievous boys who always seem to bug me. My brother is one of them, and everything in my life changed the moment I met them. At first, it was just teasing and playful pranks. Then, things took a surprising turn—a complicated love triangle and so much more. When I say so much more, I mean it. Getting kidnapped—trying to bring my mom and dad back together—and fighting terrorists and goons with guns. That stage of my life was hard—but then I graduated high school successfully, and I found love in one of those stupid boys. Now, high school is over. A new chapter is waiting. University. New friends. New enemies. New dreams. More chaos than I probably deserve. Long-distance love, impossible choices, secrets that refuse to stay buried... and somehow, those same stupid boys are still finding ways to turn my life upside down. Turns out... Graduation wasn't the end of my story. It was just the beginning of an even bigger one. THAT IS A BIT OF MY LIFE.

Lin Mu unexpectedly transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and awakened his Metal Martial Soul. After ten years of hard cultivation, he reached Level 46, becoming a Soul Ancestor. It was then that he accidentally bumped into Tang San, who was preparing to enroll in the Nouding Academy. At that precise moment, the Golden Finger he had been waiting sixteen years for finally arrived. It was a very simple interface: [Main Quest: Accept Tang San as your disciple and reshape his worldview. The greater the contrast, the richer the reward. Completion: 0%.] Under Lin Mu's tutelage, Tang San gradually became "wickedly righteous" and began to unlock other Armor Summoning Devices. - Years later, Tang Hao was preparing to reunite with Tang San, only to find that his son's personality had undergone a complete transformation. Tang San: "Since you already left, why did you come back?" Tang Hao: "Little San, I will always be your father." Tang San: "I only have a Master and a mother. I do not have a father." Xiao Wu: "Brother, do Soul Beasts deserve to die?" Tang San: "A Soul Beast is a Soul Beast, nothing more!" When the Main Quest was finally completed, Lin Mu received the ultimate reward, the Shura Armor. What surprised him even more was that the moment he laid his hands on it, the Shura Armor evolved into the Hellface Shura. (Key Themes: Humiliating Yu Xiaogang, Dismantling Shrek Academy, and causing Tang Hao and Tang San to turn against each other.) This is a translation. Raw: 斗罗：弟子唐三，正的发邪 Author: 异界端木将军 UPDATES: Starting from Volume 2, it will be 2-3 chapters a day.

( this is a draft or raw screen script) IF you're wondering what this is.....LMAO even i don't know what I'm even writing, shit just randomly spawned inside my PEANUT ahh brain,maybe in watched too much anime edits i never READ or WROTE a single novel or text based fiction so I have BIG 0 experience in this one

One misstep, and Valerius wakes up in the universe of Honkai: Star Rail. No cheats. No broken bloodlines. Just a mysterious Game Arena System with one mission: “Bring entertainment to the masses.” …What kind of nonsense is that?! But Valerius isn’t panicking. Not at all. “You all go ahead and fight your battles. I just provide the battlegrounds... and quietly profit behind the scenes.” And thus begins the era of Interdimensional PvP. Where warriors from Teyvat and the Express are dragged into game after game— Each more absurd than the last. Mafia Night: “Herta, clues are only 3 points each. Final offer—take it or leave it.” Zombie Survival Mode: “Keqing, this is called an RPG. One shot and even the Tyrant will cry for his mom.” Monopoly Gone Wrong: “Ningguang, 1 point per remote-control dice. Asta already bought three~” The result? Two worlds. Total chaos. Kaeya: “Two points for The World! Jing Yuan, what’ve you got?” Jing Yuan: “Hmph… Tail, do your thing.” Svarog: “No evil survives while I stand.” Lord of Qlipoth: “Step away from Clara.” Clara: “Berserker~~!” Sparkle: “Fight! Fiiight! MOAR CHAOS!” Silver Wolf: “Did I wake up in the wrong patch version or what...?” Multiverse war? Check. System hijinks? You bet. Profit-hungry MC playing 4D chess while everyone else fights? Absolutely. When Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail collide in a reality-bending game arena, only one rule remains: Don’t trust the MC. He’s the real final boss.

“In my last life, I was a corporate shark. I settled million-dollar lawsuits before breakfast. Now? I’m scrubbing the floor of a Prince who behaves like a spoiled toddler.” When CEO advisor Elara dies from overwork, she wakes up as a low-ranking maid in the Palace of Oakhaven. Her boss is Prince Bastian—the infamous "Trash Prince." He’s lazy, he’s drunk, and he’s the laughingstock of the Empire. But Elara’s sharp eyes see the truth: The "Trash" is a mask. The Prince is playing a dangerous game of survival against his murderous siblings. Armed with a mop and the coldest stare in the kingdom, Elara decides to "fix" the Prince. If he wants to be King, he’ll have to listen to her. And if he doesn’t? She’ll just have to slap some sense into him first.

Waking up as the God of Mischief sounds like a dream come true, infinite magic, immortality, and a throne to covet. But for a cynical Marvel fan from our world, waking up as MCU Loki is a death sentence. Knowing that his future holds nothing but Hulk-smash beatdowns and a neck-snap from Thanos, the new Loki decides to do the only logical thing: quit. After faking a dramatic exit from Asgard, he flees to Earth in search of peace, quiet, and decent fried potatoes. …. I don’t own Marvel or anything in this fic or related to it. Everything goes to their respective owners.

Check Out: I Am Not A Pro Fourteen years ago, the youngest daughter of the legendary Sunaina family disappeared. A tragedy, a mystery. A family drama big enough to make an entire mansion run out of tissues. The Sunaina family searched everywhere for their lost child. And after 14 long years...They finally found her. The only problem? They expected a cute little daughter who would run into their arms crying. Instead, they found Maya. -------★★------ Maya is an orphan living quietly in a small rented house in the countryside. She has no money. No powerful background no legendary bloodline. At least, that's what she thinks. She has no idea her birth certificate is basically a hidden treasure map.She is just trying to survive her ordinary life. Unfortunately...the universe looked at her peaceful existence and said: "That seems too easy. Let's add some chaos." ---------- One day at school, Maya meets Mahi Sunaina—the terrifyingly influential head of the Sunaina family. Everything seems normal. Until Maya notices the bracelet on Mahi's hand.Her only thought was: "I think I am doomed." Wait a minute... why does this feel like a suspiciously important plot device? And just like that...Her quiet life ends. 'Congratulations, Maya.' You have unlocked the 'Secret Rich Family Daughter' achievement. Rewards include: - Confused relatives. - Endless family drama. - And absolutely no peaceful days. ---------- The Sunaina family finally gets their missing daughter back.But they soon realize something terrifying. The little girl they lost 14 years ago is gone, the person standing before them is someone completely different. Maya is intelligent, she is suspicious of everyone.Her trust level is lower than a villain's chance of staying dead after a dramatic final battle. The family wanted their daughter back. They got a mystery instead. _________ This world may look like a beautiful romance fantasy. A world filled with destiny, miracles, and characters who somehow always meet at the perfect dramatic moment. But Maya knows the truth, She knows how this story ends. So, she has one simple response:"No." -------- From now on, everyone is a piece on the board. Family members? Potential allies. Enemies? Potential problems. People with suspicious smiles? Definitely problems. -------- Maya doesn't want to be a hero. Unfortunately, fate has other plans. And fate has never learned that forcing a stubborn person into a story usually creates a bigger disaster. ★★★★★★★★★★ NOTE : Attention, dear readers. Before you start searching for romance, love triangles, or a collection of handsome characters fighting for Maya's attention.......... Please stop. The romance department has been permanently closed. The harem application form has been lost, rejected and permanently deleted. Please do not send requests; she is already busy managing disasters. TAG: Female MC SCHEDULE: 1–2 Chapters / Week CHAPTER LENGTH: 3500–4500 words ----------- WARNING: Maya is not a hero. She is not a perfect angel who forgives everyone after one emotional speech. She is not the kind of protagonist who sees someone crying and immediately says, "Don't worry, I will save you!" Her first thought is more likely: "How is this my problem?" She is cynical, complicated, and definitely not a walking sunshine generator. She may even make you ask: "Am I supposed to support her plan or call someone?" If you want a sweet protagonist who helps everyone in trouble....... This is probably not your cup of tea. But if you want to watch a girl with a complicated past challenge destiny, family drama, and the ridiculous rules of a fantasy world... Welcome. The chaos begins here. ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ I am a new writer, so please forgive any spelling or grammar mistakes. I am still learning, improving, and trying to make this story better with every chapter.Writing a story is easy...Until grammar appears as the final boss. I hope you enjoy the chaos.

Thrown back into the chaotic 90s, Sean Carter claws his way to the top—using modern knowledge to become the richest arms dealer alive. Just when he thinks he’s won the game… an owl delivers a letter from Hogwarts. Turns out, this is the wizarding world. But Sean isn’t your typical wizard. When Voldemort shows up threatening domination, he doesn’t get spells thrown at him—he gets a gun pointed straight at his face. Boom. Problem solved. Meanwhile, Sean starts reshaping the entire magical world, bringing in tech, shaking traditions, and turning everything upside down. As pureblood pride collapses and even Slytherin’s reputation flips on its head, one question remains—what happens when a modern arms dealer rewrites the rules of magic itself?

In the depths of a newborn universe, a cultivator takes advantage of the abundant energy to refine himself a treasure. But after 14 billion years of refining and quite a few more to go, he decides to entertain himself by releasing countless systems and watching how the creatures of this fledgling universe handle them. On Earth, a young man, lost and confused about what to do with his life, sits in a park and looks up at the night sky. A shooting star, a wish and a bang. When the boy finally wakes up he hears a sound, "assimilation complete. Launching System. Welcome to the Midnight Inn. Host Designation: The Innkeeper." To learn more, go to: lifesketcher.net Discord: https://discord.gg/yqCkHedcUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lifesketcher/membership Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61551387105778 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theinnkeepernovel?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

A man from another world awakens to find himself in the body of Jack the Drought, one of the feared All-Stars of the Beast Pirates. With his towering frame, fearsome strength, and the loyalty of his Mammoth Zoan Devil Fruit, Jack should be a force to be reckoned with. Yet, in canon, his potential always felt squandered—endless beatdowns, failed missions, and an eternal punching bag for stronger enemies. But not this time. Armed with knowledge from his original world—Jack is ready to rewrite his fate. No longer content to be Kaido’s reckless brute, he’ll prove himself as the most unshakable All-Star, capable of strategy, leadership, and unleashing destruction in the name of the Beast Pirates. This is the story of a transmigrator who refuses to be just another henchman. From reshaping alliances to bringing new firepower to Kaido’s empire, Jack will carve out a place in history, one mammoth stomp at a time. Packed with humor, thrilling battles, and a fresh perspective on the Beast Pirates, this fanfic explores Jack’s untapped potential and the chaos that ensues when a modern mind meets an ancient world. After all, it’s survival of the fittest—and Jack is done losing. .... For each review +1 chapter [RAW: 海贼：我叫杰克，我很抗揍]

After being wrongfully accused and killed, a young man reincarnates into a superhuman society as a third rate villain named Don, whose biggest asset is his side-kick with mental issues. With few options available to him, Don accepts the mantle of his predecessor and must now not only survive in a new and dangerous world, but also conquer it.... **Congratulations, you have died and awakened the Supervillain Idol System.** **The path to fame, fortune and world domination is yours is take!!** ------------ Discord: https://discord.gg/U29paHWKEN **Disclaimer**: This work of fiction is set in an alternate reality and is purely a product of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or events is entirely coincidental. The author has taken creative liberties with historical, cultural, and geographical elements to craft a unique and fictional world. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental

When the world casts you aside, the ultimate comeback begins. Soren was branded a worthless, unawakened dud, a family embarrassment with no future. Ethea was the legendary Ice Empress, now left paralyzed after a catastrophic Gate incident. Cast out by their families, they were forced into an arranged marriage, abandoned and disowned. Their families assumed they were finished, but fate had other plans. That very wedding night, Soren awakens a unique power: the Investment Authority. Risk his life to save hers? Get Supreme grade returns. Help her cultivate again? Gain an equal amount of experience immediately. Cook and feed her? Become the world’s most skilled chef. Through his devotion, Ethea slowly transforms from a broken doll into something that surpasses even her legendary past. And Soren? The "worthless" unawakened trash becomes the most dangerous investor the world has ever seen. Their families wanted to forget them. The world dismissed them as failures. They're about to learn that the greatest returns come from investing in someone everyone else deemed worthless. "You threw us away. Now watch us rise." _______ _____ _ Author's Note: Hey everyone! This is my first time writing in this genre, so please go easy on me. Furthermore, this is purely a work of imagination. Any similarities to real persons or events are coincidental. I'm just here to have fun and hopefully entertain you along the way. If you enjoy the story, please add it to your library and throw some power stones my way. Comments and feedback are always welcome (the good kind and the constructive kind). I'll try to update regularly, but life happens, so bear with me. Now sit back, relax, and watch Soren make the worst investment of his life. Spoiler: It turns out to be the best one. Extra Tags: #ArrangedMarriage #ContractMarriage #HiddenPower #Awakening #IceEmpress #CrippledFemaleLead #MaleLeadGrowth #PowerCouple #SlowBurnRomance #HealingTogether #Investing #Cultivation #AbandonedByFamilies #FromZeroToHero #EmotionalInvestment #WholesomeEndgame

Man is the spirit of all things, and gu are the refined fragments of the Great Dao. The ambition which blooms with the spring's morning breeze withers at the call of autumn's night. The accumulation of five hundred years - triumphs and failures - will be naught but ash with dawn's first light. The rising of the sun bathes the mountains in golden flame, but 'tis sunset upon the demon's time. The demonic overlord, Fang Yuan, is cornered by his enemies after word gets out that he refined the Spring Autumn Cicada - a gu worm rumored to be capable of having a chance at sending one back in time but demands a terrifying price in return - the user's entire existence! With no hope of escape, in desperation, Fang Yuan uses the Spring Autumn Cicada which miraculously lives up to its name and sends him back in time. And now, he's back in Gu Yue Village as a fifteen-year-old ready to use his knowledge of the future to conquer the world... but there's something wrong. Something is quite different this time around. What's with this new notification that keeps popping up in his view? It calls itself 'The Goody Two-Shoes System.' It also starts giving him quests to complete. "Help Fang Zheng gain his confidence back!" - get a Green Copper Relic Gu! "Help your friends refine their gu worms!" - have your aptitude raised by 2%! All of these rewards and quests before him, why are they trying to convert this demonic overlord to the path of righteousness? And aren't some of these quests kind of... sus? Why does marrying Bai Ning Bing give him an immortal gu? Whatever, anything for benefits! This is a fanfiction based on Gu Zhen Re's work 'Reverend Insanity' known in Chinese as 蛊真人 or 'Gu Taoist Master'. I don't own the rights to the original work. 'Gu' in the context of this story are mystical insects that have various powers and are the basis of the world's cultivation system. Cover art courtesy of matchselaa

Grand Mage Noir yearns for another adventure, but being too powerful has made the thrill all but disappear. With nothing else to do, he spends his days watching others' journeys through his crystal ball—treating them like TV shows. That is, until Kald, the hero of one of his favorite ongoing adventures, delivers a heartwarming speech on how "Anyone can go on an adventure!" Moved by these words, Noir decides to embark on a truly fulfilling adventure—no matter the cost!

NO AI!!! Arthur found himself in the Marvel Movie Universe! “But appearing right on a battlefield amidst a hail of bullets, what kind of start is that?” “And why is my golden finger the Disassembler from DNF?” [Equipment Disassembled Successfully!] [Advanced Sniper Rifle Shooting Experience *100] [Equipment Disassembled Successfully!] [Advanced Martial Arts Experience *100] [Equipment Disassembled Successfully!] [Brilliant Battle Soul, can enhance physical attribute strength!] “Can it enhance to a level stronger than the gods?” [That’s just the starting point!] “Then let’s keep disassembling!” “…” Support me: https://ko-fi.com/neverluckysmile DISCLAIMER The story belongs entirely to the original author.

NO AI!!! Danielle Fielding is given a toy Vortex Manipulator for Christmas, and her whole life is turned upside down as she is shot from one part of the Doctor's timeline to another, spanning three incarnations. Follow her adventures, her ups and downs as she lives out everyones dream. She gets to travel with the Doctor. 11/OC, slight 10/OC, vague 9/OC if you squint REALLY hard. Support me: https://ko-fi.com/neverluckysmile THIS IS NOT MY STORY!!! [If you want to read original story go to h ttp s://ww w.fan fict ion .net/s/94 43 32 7 / 1, I'm just uploading on here for comfort reasons lol]

Fujiwara Chiya, a trainer at Tracen Academy, fell into deep despair after being consecutively released from contracts by two Uma Musume. “Isn’t there even one Uma Musume who’s obedient and able to understand my feelings?” Clinging to such unrealistic fantasies, he made a wish to the Three Goddesses. The next day, his wish came true. But then— Staring at the white-haired, blue-eyed girl beside him, Fujiwara Chiya grabbed his head. “Why is this person… me?!” “Why is this person… me?!” Both of them shouted the exact same words. ---------------------------------------------------------------- This is an AI translation since I don't know any chinese and I ran out of story to read. But I will try to make it as correct as I can, like names, terms, etc. So please do leave a comment or review on what I can improve. And do tell me if the tone is too formal or rigid. Also, if someone has already translated this story, do tell me. Raw: 二分之一的赛马娘(全本) By: 风与林

Mayex is the main character of this story. After losing his family, he feels betrayed and emotionally empty. When he suddenly loses consciousness and wakes up again, he finds himself inside a strange building he has never seen before: Brown Organisation. There, a completely new life begins for him. The organisation becomes his new home, but in return he must train hard and work for them. In exchange, he receives a place to sleep and food. Along the way, Mayex meets new friends, experiences unforgettable moments, and faces many challenges. His journey will be long - filled with fun, sadness, and a little bit of foolishness. i will upload weekly new chapters but it could turn into monthly and maybe it could take even more time, but please give me feedbacks so that I can get better and you feedback/comment will Motivate me to keep uploading. Also you feedback means allot to me if you leave one, and your support will always be helpful if you do....I like chicken

You read the title, right? If not... He had been playing an H-Game when all of sudden...his life ended. When he woke up, he found that he had been sent into the world of the H-Game. What will he do now that he's in this new world? ------------------------------------------------------------------- Come follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/DXHaseoXD Discord: https://discord.gg/BGrNgsbXXG

After being sent to another world because of a god's mistake, Lin Fan obtained the ability to...tame? "What? As long as I raise affection, I can tame anything? Even gods?" "Could I even make a harem with this power?" ------------------------------------------------------------------- Come follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/DXHaseoXD Discord: https://discord.gg/BGrNgsbXXG