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Tom Riddle is back. But this time, he isn't insane. Transmigrating into the body of a youthful Voldemort during Harry Potter's first year, the new Tom Riddle has a System and a plan. Why conquer the world with violence when you can conquer it with grades, charisma, and a horde of brainwashed students? He forces his way into Hogwarts as a Professor. He takes Cassandra Vole as his personal apprentice. He convinces Harry Potter that he is the "Second-in-Command" of the Death Eaters. --- Dumbledore: "Tom, please stop teaching Harry to use a sledgehammer instead of a wand." Voldemort (on Quirrell's head): "Let me out! I am the Dark Lord! Why are you feeding me hamburgers?!" --- A hilarious, overpowered, and chaotic retaking of the Wizarding World.

"So what if it's a beast apocalypse?" "So what if many have died?" "So what if I've made enemies with beings I can't even fathom the strength of?" "All of that doesn't matter. I will definitely survive this apocalypse with my students!" Muku spoke to himself as he alone faced an army of thousands of beasts ready to tear him apart. His body was bathed in a greyish shining armour, a large imposing sword resting in his hand. His grey eyes fiercely staring at the beasts. "I will survive this..." He whispered to himself one more time. BOOM! With a mighty jump, he was in front of the beast horde. Whether he'd survive it or not... (For those who want to know. Nothing 18+ will happen with anyone below 18 years. And this is not a smut so at least read a few chapters before judging it. Or you can just ignore it completely. Just don't call it what it's not please)

Waking up as the villainess in a beastworld was NOT on Bai Yue's bingo card. Even worse? She had apparently ditched three adorable beast cubs to chase the heroine's leftovers like some obsessed side character. The original Bai Yue left a fluffy snow leopard cub, a mischievous fox kit, and a clumsy red panda baby... for a man who didn't even want her. Yeah, no. Hard pass. Now she is on a mission: collect all her babies, feed them snacks, and give them the childhood they deserve. But there's one tiny problem, their fathers keep showing up. The mysterious Snow Leopard warrior who hasn't spoken to her in months. The cunning Fox Lord who's very suspicious of her sudden personality change. And the gentle Red Panda scholar who looks heartbroken every time he sees her. All she wanted was to fix her mistakes and love these precious babies, and maybe go back home. She didn't sign up for a reverse harem of overprotective beast daddies who are way too attractive when they're being good fathers.

Setsuna accidentally crossed over to the post-apocalyptic Earth, starting out alone and relying solely on scavenged equipment. Fortunately, he awakened the Dimensional Civilization System, embarking on a conquest across myriad realms, to rebuild the world. A super empire spanning dimensions emerged in the multiverse. “Naval Task Force of Ship Girls, ready for orders! Enforcers Support Unit, standby! Chaldea’s Heroic Spirits Task Force, assume battle positions. Magic girls, prepare for causal strikes! EVAs have entered near-earth orbit. Elves, don your divine armors and crush the enemies!” Technologies and magic from myriad realms converge here, forging a true utopia on Earth. My civilization spans the cosmos, transcending dimensions. Even starting from scratch, I shall build my city, upon the ruins.

Lin Mu unexpectedly transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and awakened his Metal Martial Soul. After ten years of hard cultivation, he reached Level 46, becoming a Soul Ancestor. It was then that he accidentally bumped into Tang San, who was preparing to enroll in the Nouding Academy. At that precise moment, the Golden Finger he had been waiting sixteen years for finally arrived. It was a very simple interface: [Main Quest: Accept Tang San as your disciple and reshape his worldview. The greater the contrast, the richer the reward. Completion: 0%.] Under Lin Mu's tutelage, Tang San gradually became "wickedly righteous" and began to unlock other Armor Summoning Devices. - Years later, Tang Hao was preparing to reunite with Tang San, only to find that his son's personality had undergone a complete transformation. Tang San: "Since you already left, why did you come back?" Tang Hao: "Little San, I will always be your father." Tang San: "I only have a Master and a mother. I do not have a father." Xiao Wu: "Brother, do Soul Beasts deserve to die?" Tang San: "A Soul Beast is a Soul Beast, nothing more!" When the Main Quest was finally completed, Lin Mu received the ultimate reward, the Shura Armor. What surprised him even more was that the moment he laid his hands on it, the Shura Armor evolved into the Hellface Shura. (Key Themes: Humiliating Yu Xiaogang, Dismantling Shrek Academy, and causing Tang Hao and Tang San to turn against each other.) This is a translation. Raw: 斗罗：弟子唐三，正的发邪 Author: 异界端木将军 UPDATES: Starting from Volume 2, it will be 2-3 chapters a day.

[Warning: Mature Content R-18+] Ren, a world-class chef with a low tolerance for idiots, didn't plan on dying. She definitely didn't plan on waking up in a jungle where the men have ears, tails, and absolutely zero concept of personal space. Welcome to the Beast World, where "courtship" usually involves a dead carcass at your feet and a very direct sniff of your behind. Ren’s goal? Survival. The Beastmen’s goal? Breeding. Armed only with a cast-iron skillet and a Gourmet Hunter System that trolls her as much as it helps, Ren realizes she has a unique problem. Her cooking is so good it cures the beasts' "Feral Madness." The side effect? It makes them incredibly… frustrated. Now, she’s stuck with four apex predators who look at her like she’s the main course. Ren just wants to open a restaurant and introduce civilization to these savages. Unfortunately, they’re more interested in glazing her buns than the ones in the oven. Warning: Contains heavy comedy, shameless flirting, accidental flashing, and a slow burn that will leave you as thirsty as the male leads. ----- Excerpt: "Put that down!" Ren shrieked, wielding her spatula like a sword. Kael, the massive White Tiger beastman, froze. He was currently naked, gloriously muscular, and holding her lace underwear between two sharp claws like it was a delicate flower. "This," Kael grumbled, sniffing the fabric deeply, "smells like you. But why is it so small? It covers nothing. Is this a courting gift?" "It’s a thong, you over-sized house cat! Give it back!" "No," Kael growled low in his throat, his golden eyes darkening with heat as he stepped closer, backing her into the kitchen counter. "If you want it back, you’ll have to take it from me. Preferably with your teeth." [System Notification: The Target 'Kael' has entered Mating Heat. Recommended Action: Run... or appease the beast.] Ren looked at the system screen, then at the eight-pack abs in front of her. "I hate this world." ** Let's Connect: Instagram: dolly_.roma Discord: DollyRoma#7887

Branded a scammer, a thief and a con artist, Si-eun became a fugitive following the betrayal of his friend and sworn brother Javier, the one who stole his life's work, his business from him and framed him for its downfall. Hunted by loansharks and enraged investors for months, he wandered from city to city until his luck eventually ran out. At the moment of his pathetic death, a god intrigued by his desperation to live offered him another chance at life—Only for Si-eun to awaken inside a familiar world, the world of an MMORPG game he once played, even worse… he inhabited the body of Azazel Von Astavore, a useless extra destined to die in every playthrough of the game.

Khun Ming lifted his gaze slowly. "Spiritual stones?" he repeated. "Yes." He paused briefly. "You mean rocks?" he clarified. The merchant did not hesitate. "Yes," he said. "Rocks." ________________________________ “He behaves well,” he added. Hu Xinyan’s tail moved again. "He?" Elder Gu Liang chose not to respond.

Only after Jiang Miaomiao's death did she realize that the world she inhabited was but a novel. She was the true daughter, swapped at birth by a nursemaid. Upon reuniting with her family, they doted on her excessively, their household brimming with happiness. They even sent the nursemaid who had mistreated her to prison to avenge her. Yet, she was no more than a mere pawn. The fake daughter was the female protagonist, bound to a "heart voice system." Resentful that the Jiang family had imprisoned her birth mother, the fake daughter used this system to scheme against her at every turn, sullying her reputation until the Jiang family was reduced to ruin. In the end, the fake daughter married into a wealthy clan, cherished as the apple of the eye by a host of affluent elders—brothers, uncles, and the like. Given a second chance at life, Jiang Miaomiao is now bound to a "story-altering system." The crown prince of the capital's elite circles is transformed into a eunuch. A decade of secret admiration turns into a decade of covert assassination. The entire world is thrown into disarray. Overhearing her conversations with the system, her family members grow eager: "If it can be altered in this way, why not in that way?" Her long-estranged nemesis suddenly proposes they pretend to be a couple. Lured by the power of money, Jiang Miaomiao plays the part of a loving wife in public, their interactions seemingly sweet. She thinks they mutually detest each other, yet at the fake wedding, put on to deceive both sets of parents, the man she has always regarded as an adversary changes his demeanor. "Thank you, father-in-law and mother-in-law. Miaomiao is my one true love." Jiang Miaomiao is astounded: "Are you joking?" The man chuckles softly: "My wife can play whatever games she likes, though we'll have to wait until tonight." Jiang Miaomiao refuses to go along, but the man will not let go: "Wife, we've already obtained the marriage certificate. You must take responsibility for me." Modern romance with a twist, contemporary love story, system, face-slapping, humorous and light-hearted, true and fake daughters.

“Set a small goal first… defeat Kakashi.” Shinichi Higashino transmigrates into the world of Naruto but unlike others, he has no powerful clan, no rare bloodline, no destined prophecy backing him. What he does have… is something far more terrifying. He possesses a unique ability: The world’s perception of him becomes reality. If people believe he is intelligent — his mind sharpens beyond limits. If they call him a genius — he masters any technique at terrifying speed. If legends describe him as indestructible — his body truly becomes unbreakable. And when the entire ninja world believes he can create miracles… he transcends all limits. In a world ruled by reputation, myths, and fear, Shinichi decides to weaponize perception itself. From manipulating rumors in Konoha, to crafting multiple identities that shake the Five Great Nations, he begins the most calculated and deliberate rise to power in ninja history. If the world believes you are unstoppable… Then you are. Visit my Patreon to read up to 99 chapters ahead and enjoy daily updates: patreon.com/laktozlu 99 power stone = extra chapter

In the original story, Xiao Yan started as trash. In this life, he starts as a God. After transmigrating, Xiao Yan discovers a monumental change in history: His ancestor, Xiao Xuan, didn't die. He became a Dou Emperor! Overnight, the declining Xiao Clan is the most terrifying force on the continent. The Three-Year Agreement? Nalan Yanran doesn't come to arrogantly annul the engagement; she comes kneeling, praying he doesn't reject her. The Hall of Souls? They aren't hunters; they are prey. The Gu Clan? Patriarch Gu Yuan practically pushes Xun'er into his arms to secure an alliance. With a Saint grandfather and an Emperor ancestor watching his back, Xiao Yan realizes one thing: "Cultivation is hard, but being the most spoiled grandson on the continent is much more fun." Nalan Yanran: "Thirty years east, thirty years west... please don't bully me for being poor, Young Master Xiao!" Thank you for the support, friends. If you want to read more chapters in advance, go to my Patreon. Read 30 Chapters In Advance: patreon.com/LightKira10

Camilla Hudson was the world’s most sought-after assassin, known only as "The Black Widow." After years of bloodshed, hunting down corrupt politicians, she finally collected her final paycheck, laid down her sniper and prepared for a peaceful retirement of luxury and... WebNovels. But when her favorite story is left on a brutal cliffhanger, Camilla does what any frustrated reader would do: she trashes the author in the comments. "I could do a better job than this!" The Universe took her literally. Transmigrated into the body of the pathetic, love-crazed Lady Camilla, the female lead who just attempted suicide over a divorce. To return to her world, she must give the book an ending and mark it completed. Her plan? Sign the papers, take the money, and leave or she would be stuck inside the story forever. However, she’s been granted a terrifying new perk—The Cursed Tongue. Every "bad" word she utters becomes a reality. But there’s a secret perk she doesn't know about: Lord Damon can hear every single one of her murderous, sarcastic thoughts. The General, who once overlooked his clingy wife, is now terrified, intrigued, and utterly obsessed with the "new" Camilla. As she tries to sprint toward a "Happily Ever After" (and a quick exit), the General suddenly tears up the divorce papers. "You want to leave, wife? Over my dead body." Can Camilla write her own ending when the Male Lead refuses to follow the script?

Theodor had turned 18, happy birthday! Oh, he got drunk, Truck-kun happened, and he woke up in the cultivation world in the body of a baby thrown near the market. On his first day in this new world, Theo was adopted by Veronica, a kind woman seeking to start a female-only sect on the outskirts of the continent. At first she says he has no talent for cultivation, which was quite scary, but then a calming ding resounded in his mind during his first meal. *Ding!* [Achievement: Sucker!] [You have been breastfed for the first time, you get ten years of cultivation.] Luckily, he got a system! *No NTR *No Yuri *No incest *Yes a variety of kinks (With some of the harem members)

Release schedule: At least 2 chapter per day - sometimes more, depending on the power stones received In a world governed by prophecy and tragic destiny, a mysterious purple toad named Gamakon awakens in Mount Myoboku, possessing an "all-knowing" perspective that sees the "finer branches" of a future leading to ruin. Armed with information that shouldn't exist, he forms a secret pact with Minato Namikaze and Jiraiya, setting out to surgically remove the tragedies that define the shinobi world. The mystery begins with a single revelation: the impossible identity of the Masked Man. By exposing the truth before the Nine-Tails’ release, Gamakon ensures the survival of Minato and Kushina, breaking the cycle of hatred before it can consume the Hidden Leaf. However, this is only the first ripple in a massive sea of change. Internal rot like Danzo is purged, and the Uchiha massacre is traded for total village integration, with Itachi and Shisui serving as the Fourth Hokage’s direct disciples. But as history is rewritten, a new, surreal era of scientific industrialization dawns. Traditional kunai are replaced by Chakra Rifles, and Orochimaru is redeemed as a state scientist to construct the "Zero Unit"—a 20-meter Mecha piloted by Jiraiya to defend the planet. As the Otsutsuki Clan descends from the stars to harvest the world's life force, the scale of the conflict shifts from village skirmishes to planetary defense. Wood-be enemies are forced into an unprecedented Shinobi Alliance, even taking the desperate step of resurrecting the Goddess Kaguya to serve as a deterrent against her own family. In this high-stakes game of gods and technology, readers are left to wonder: in a world where the future is no longer set in stone, what is the ultimate price for cheating fate? Fanfiction Male Lead Action Adventure Comedy Transmigration Strategist Naruto Uchiha Redemption

Ten Gems. One King. A world held together by a lie. Twenty years ago, the Gemsword was shattered, scattering the primordial Heartgems and ending a war the world thought it had won. Now, the false peace is dying. From the Crowned Void, the Shadow King has returned to reclaim his dominion, sending his relentless Shadowguards to shroud the realm in silence. Kael is no hero. He is a boy of the plains who survives on wit and luck. But when the long-lost power of the First Embers begins to bleed into his mind, he is thrust into a hunt for the fragments of a broken world. In a race against the encroaching dark, Kael must gather a crew of outcasts to reclaim the gems and reforge the blade. But magic has a price, and the Heartgems don't just grant power—they consume the soul. The King is coming. The embers are waking. And luck is about to run out. I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com Read ahead at https://patreon.com/Mistborne

Ravenshire Academy has stood for over a century as a symbol of excellence. It is a place where the children of the country’s most influential families are educated, molded, and prepared to become the leaders of the future. Its reputation is flawless. Perhaps too flawless. When classified reports indicate a secret network of prostitution and drug distribution operating quietly within the academy, the shadow organization known as The Antiquarian decides the case is too sensitive for an open investigation. Too many powerful names are involved and too many doors would slam shut before the truth could escape. They need people who can get in without appearing to enter at all. Victoria, one of the best operators within The Antiquarian, receives the mandate. She then does something found in no official protocol: she sends her three younger siblings. The charismatic and trustworthy Helena infiltrates The Ivory Assembly, the most exclusive social circle at Ravenshire where the children of power gather and where dark recruitment begins. The cold and brilliant Angel joins The Alchemyst, a science club hiding secret laboratories and experiments that go far beyond the official curriculum. The sensitive and extroverted Romeo enters The Ashborn, a group of rebellious students long considered the source of trouble at Ravenshire who actually guard a secret no one suspects. The three of them adopt names that are not theirs, pretend to be strangers, and begin to move. What they discover is more than just high class crime operating behind expensive uniforms. At the heart of Ravenshire, a shadow organization called The Obsidian Society has been rooted for decades, recruiting, conditioning, and placing selected alumni in key positions across every sector of life. The drug and prostitution networks are merely instruments used for funding, control, and as entry points to something much larger. As the three siblings dig deeper, it becomes clear that the real threat is not about what is happening inside Ravenshire but rather what is being prepared to happen outside the academy walls precisely when the centennial celebration arrives. However, this investigation brings more than just physical danger. Amidst brutal social hierarchies, secret parties, and experiments that disturb the conscience, the three face something missing from Victoria’s briefing: people they cannot simply read as targets or threats. Kian, who knows more than he admits. Elias, who wants out but does not know how. Anya, who enters Angel’s life in a way that fits no strategic scheme. And Victoria herself, the sister who sent them to this place, who turns out to be hiding her own history with Ravenshire, a history that might be the true reason for all of this. By the time the full truth of The Obsidian Society begins to emerge, the question is no longer just about how to stop it but about who they will be after it is all over and whether the word finished is even relevant for something rooted this deep.

[From the Author of Author's POV...] Emotions are like a drug to us. The more we experience them, the more we become addicted. The hardest part is not letting them consume us. But it's already too late for me. I've already been swallowed whole. *** I had no knowledge of the game. I was meant to have died. And yet, I found myself in this situation. A game I had never played before. A character I was unfamiliar with, and... A world that seemed to want to swallow me whole with every move I made. What the hell is going on? ...and who am I? *** Discord : https://discord.gg/FK7ZQU3b9p