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" He was just a stalker… until Shen Yu claimed him. " Tags : BL, Omegaverse, FakeRelationship, SlowBurn, RomCom, BetaProtagonist, ShyOmega, ColdMaleLead, Pheromones, HiddenIdentity, FamilyPressure, ModernSetting ● SYPNOSIS ● Shen Yu lives a life built on control. As a Beta, he’s unaffected by pheromones, uninterested in romance, and completely immune to the chaos of Alpha–Omega dynamics. At least… he was. Until he noticed the omega following him. A quiet boy with honey-brown eyes. A terrible stalker who couldn’t even hide properly. And yet— Shen Yu never told him to stop. Because every time that omega got closer… something felt wrong. A Beta shouldn’t react like this. What starts as mild curiosity quickly spirals into something far more dangerous— a lie told too easily, a fake relationship he can’t back out of, and a boy who seems far more complicated than he looks. Now Shen Yu has two problems: The omega who won’t stop watching him… and the fact that he might not want him to. --- MC : Top / Seme / Gong ML : Bottom / Uke / Shou

Uzumaki Ruto used to be a normal, healthy teenager. His life was good. He was smart, strong, and very popular with the ladies. He knew his life was supposed to be simple. He was supposed to live normal lives, get a normal education, perhaps someday give up the foolish notion of building his own harem and settle down with a nice girl. It would have been nice... It could have gone on forever. Then some S&M-wearing Fallen Angel shit came around and messed everything up. A retelling of High School DxD with the focus on my OCs Haru and Ruto replacing Issei and Vali. ( BONUS STORY ) Flutter of the White Emperor Ambition is a flame that is to be handled with utmost care. Ambition can, will, and has scorched the very world we claim to love. The fuel of ambition, more often than not, is power. What happens when the White Dragon Emperor has power and ambition in abundance? Well, the end of everything. With few he can trust and no knowledge of his future, things will be bleak without change.

Reborn as Drogon, the mighty black dragon in Game of Thrones, the protagonist soon discovers an unexpected problem— Daenerys can hear his inner thoughts. Drogon: “These two silly dragons really need proper training. If they keep dying so easily, it’ll be a disgrace to our entire dragon race.” Daenerys: “Jhiqi, don’t feed Rhaegal and Viserion separately anymore. Let them fight for their food…just don’t let them kill each other!” Tyrion Lannister: “Oh my dragon queen…” Drogon: “The Imp is perfectly capable of being the Hand of the King.” Daenerys: “Tyrion, I appoint you as my Hand.” Tyrion: “But… I’m a Lannister.” Daenerys: “I believe in you.” Drogon: “The Queen’s been a bit temperamental these past two days… is it that time of the month?” With Drogon’s brutally honest commentary constantly leaking into Daenerys’s ears, the Mother of Dragons begins to reshape her destiny—dragons, politics, and unexpected comedy all included.

After crossing into another world, the protagonist unexpectedly lands inside the universe of American TV dramas. He brings along a certain “ability” … but the moment he uses it, everything goes sideways. A plague breaks out. The sick pile up. A mountain of bodies. He’s forced to open a small clinic, working himself to exhaustion just to keep people alive—treating patients by day, surviving on instant noodles by night. To make things worse, his first two patients are hopelessly difficult: one of them is a drug addict, and the other is a gambler. Even when they’ve recovered, they refuse to leave. They shamelessly linger around his clinic, saying things like: “I want to follow you and play video games.” And just like that, the “little healer” ends up stuck with two freeloaders. But that’s only the beginning.

A libertine in an age of priests and philosophers seeks enlightenment through passion, deception, and the forbidden art of Ars Vitalis—the discipline that unites body, mind, and soul. In an alternate Enlightenment where superstition, faith, and reason wage quiet war, Giacomo Casanova rises from poverty in Venecia to become scholar, duelist, and rogue cultivator. His path winds through salons, convents, and beds, as each encounter draws him closer to a truth that great powers, institutions, and secret societies have buried: that desire itself is a form of power. Now, in his old age, Casanova records these adventures in his memoirs—not to boast, but to preserve the art by which he truly lived.

"Is it flat, is it round?" "Shhh! Don't ask such again!" "Is the planet a flat plane, fixed in place or is it a sphere, spinning and revolving? Should we refer it to a planet or a realm? Confusing questions, I must say...almost stupid. Because, weren't we taught in school?" "You're right but merely looking, you realize that things seem not to add up. I have seen the Sun in the Sky." "Oh stop the cap!" "I'm serious!" "Yeah, right. Keep on with the fantasies!" "I know it's flat, I know it." •Multiple resets. •Destructions. •Erasure of history. Who knows? Could it be real? MC: Kelun_Kenmaru [KK]

Transmigration? Check. Golden Finger? Check. Beauties? Check. Fang Bubai is the protagonist? Che- wait- he is the protagonist?! Then why is there another Fang Bubai running amok like the real protagonist?! And these women throwing themselves on him... why are they all traps?! But... can he refuse? Obviously... not. Ahem. Join Fang Bubai on his ascension journey, starting from his seed and with the help of his companions... Succubus, swords maiden, maids, another man's wife, catgirl... the list goes on. This novel is also posted on RoyalScribble~ For early access to new chapters, juicy content (wink wink), exclusive art, and more, check out: https://sites.google.com/view/eternity-starts-from-his-seed/home [Warning] Mature Theme, Viewer Discretion is Advised [Disclaimer] All characters are above 18 years of age. All names, characters, and events in this novel are fictional, and any resemblance to real persons, places, and events which may seem to exist is purely coincidental. [Tags] Male Protagonist, Xianxia, Cheats, Dark

Ethan, a young quarterback with great potential and a hidden passion for pop culture, tragically dies during an important high school game. However, his soul transmigrates into the body of Andrew, a small child adopted by Cameron and Mitchell from the show Modern Family. In this new life, in addition to pursuing his dream as a quarterback, Andrew begins sharing his passion for video games, comics, and movies online, becoming an unexpected internet celebrity. Follow Andrew’s journey as he interacts with the show’s characters while fulfilling his two greatest dreams. Author's Note: This is not just the world of Modern Family; I’m planning to involve other series as well, although I’ll decide on that as I go. Another important point is that this could be considered an AU since I will change some Modern Family dates and events, such as Mitchell and Cameron adopting a boy before Lily. The story won’t focus 100% on the MC’s journey toward sports success or internet fame. While these aspects will be present, they won’t be the emphasis in every chapter. I also want to focus on comedy and slice of life elements. I will upload about 4 to 5 chapters per week. You can find advanced chapters on my patreon. https://[email protected]/Nathe07

NATHAN BENJAMIN webnovel story Creation. There once leave a 17 years old TAKA YUTAROŪ. He was a young man who had nobody by his side and any one who looks over his care, skills, education, but there was no lost of hope in this young man heart. He kept going, going, going and going. He was not called an orphan, cause he never lost his parent but they was way too far from him. TAKA Had 15 dairy missions, Firstly *To safe his brother from a cursed cold sleep, *To find his lost mother, *To kill his Father, *To save Humanity, *To Become the strongest Warrior of THE EYEZ OF ZANDA, *To cure and all the Old woman above 60 years from death because of heart disease, *To prevent the Queen of ZANDA recreation, *To defeat any humans at all cost who is being possessed By NIKKIKASHIN, *To stop all the NIKKIKASHIN from the recreation of Queen ZANDA, *To Protect his family at all cost, *Never Give up,*To raise a garden of NEGATIVE soldier, *To restore the City of Shibuya, *To stop anyone on earth who has the ability to bring Queen ZANDA to life, *And to defeat Queen ZANDA[if restored]. However, Shortly Taka Became 18 years and always focused on his mission, and will do anything at all to move forward and grow stronger.

In the depths of a newborn universe, a cultivator takes advantage of the abundant energy to refine himself a treasure. But after 14 billion years of refining and quite a few more to go, he decides to entertain himself by releasing countless systems and watching how the creatures of this fledgling universe handle them. On Earth, a young man, lost and confused about what to do with his life, sits in a park and looks up at the night sky. A shooting star, a wish and a bang. When the boy finally wakes up he hears a sound, "assimilation complete. Launching System. Welcome to the Midnight Inn. Host Designation: The Innkeeper." To learn more, go to: lifesketcher.net Discord: https://discord.gg/yqCkHedcUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lifesketcher/membership Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61551387105778 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theinnkeepernovel?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

In the world of talents and superpowers, people awaken a talent varying by ranks around the age of fifteen. Some get their powers early during happy moments, while others unlock them during life-threatening situations. A few unlucky people never awaken any talent at all and become complete outsiders. Solomon awakened exactly on his fifteenth birthday. He received an incredibly rare SSS-rank talent and became famous all over the world. However, three years passed with him trying to figure out his power, but no one could help him understand how to use it. The public quickly turned on him and gave him the nickname 'Strongest Loser'. No guild, corporation, or organization wanted to recruit him despite being an SSS-rank talent holder. One day, when he was on his way home after getting rejected by the last guild in the city, a beggar came to him asking for money. He randomly helped the old beggar, who gave him a dirty paper in return. It was an invitation to the Live Streaming Academy, where only the chosen ones with an invitation could ever enroll. He thought that joining the academy might help him finally be able to use his talent. With no other choice left, Solomon decided to go there and test his luck. That single choice turned Solomon into a legend. He became the most feared for generations to come, and even when centuries passed, no one dared to say his name out loud, and he was only referred to as 'the one who shall not be named'. *** For Every 300 Power Stones = 1 Extra chapter. For every 250 Golden Tickets = 1 Extra chapter. **** Discord Server- https://discord.gg/qdyayS8ewQ

Yoshinobu Jin wakes up in in the marvel world with a bang. With a body that's literal supermodel class but will snap with a slight shove, Jin vows to leave his mark on the sacred timeline. Involving himself in every canon event he must make the timeline remember him with enough effort to be remembered, but not enough to have the celestials and the TVA come knocking. “No way. I got isekai’d into Marvel? I was aiming for One Piece.” Logan narrowed his eyes. “Kid just woke up and already talking nonsense.” “I’m not talking nonsense,” Jin said, rubbing his face. “I’m narrating. It’s a coping mechanism.” Then came the chime. [SYSTEM INITIALIZING…] He grinned. “There it is. Plot armor.”

Invest in wives. Help them get strong. Gain their powers! ... In a post-apocalyptic world where humanity survives in fortified cities, only a lucky few awaken Talents, supernatural powers that allow them to level up. Isaac believed he was destined for an ordinary life—until he awakened the Bonded Blessings System. This system granted him a unique ability: he could share (copy) the Talents, Skills, and Levels of his wives. [Your wife, Sword Empress, has reached Overlord rank. Sharing progress…] [You have leveled up 10x and reached Overlord rank!] [Your wife, Ghost Queen, has unlocked the full potential of her Nether Eyes. Sharing progress…] [You have awakened Supreme Demonic Nether Eyes!] [Your wife, Dragon Saintess, has purified an Ancient Dragon Heart and absorbed it. Sharing progress…] [You have awakened the Ancient Dragon God's Bloodline!] Killing monsters? Grinding for levels? Why bother when his wives could do it for him? He only needed to help them get stronger by using the rewards System gave him! As long as his wives grew stronger, so did he! .... For character arts visit: https://ko-fi.com/failedwriter101 Discord server link: https://discord.gg/vrNqR3V4Vb

William Blake awakens in 2010 Chicago with memories of a past life — and soon realizes he’s not in the real world but trapped within a fusion of multiple TV universes. Armed with future knowledge and guided by a cryptic system that tasks him with changing the fates of broken characters, William must navigate overlapping realities, moral chaos as he struggles to rewrite destinies in a world where fiction itself has gone off script. Current Shows: Shameless Unlock exclusive access to advanced chapters: patreon.com/A_divin5

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: “PG” => No One 17 and Under Permitted ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

[No, this is not a translation. NO HAREM.] Jack dies at twenty-three, broke, homeless, and forgotten, only to wake up alive again in the body of his sixteen-year-old self. This time, he is Jack Preston, the spoiled son of powerful Hollywood producers, living in luxury in the year 2009. Along with his new life comes a flood of memories. He realizes the world around him is not quite the same. Hollywood exists, but many famous movies and songs from his past life are missing. Even more shocking, this reality overlaps with the world of Modern Family, placing him in the same universe as people he once watched on television. This time, he plans to live fully, carefully, and without wasting the second chance he was given. Timeline: Its AU to fit the story and make it easier for me to write. Not following any specific season or events. This ff isn't only focused on MC but also on the characters around him. Xover with The Big Bang Theory --- No, this is not a translation. NO HAREM --- I am posting this on SH, Royal Road, fanfiction and Spacebattles

I, His Majesty King Garfield the First, hereby declare all two-legged creatures my loyal subjects. Your duty is singular and eternal… to feed my insatiable Flerken belly. Meow!! PhantomDream

Steven is a total newbie who just got isekai’d into the world of Terra. But before all this, he spent years surviving in the blocky world of Minecraft, living the slow and cautious life of a seasoned Minecrafter. Thanks to that history, he almost got forcefully ejected by Terra’s world will the moment he arrived— “Don’t just toss me back to the world where even the sun is a square!” In order to survive in this world—where at least the girls have pointy faces instead of square ones—Steven has no choice but to dive into one chaotic event after another, all to raise something called his "World Acknowledgement Point" and earn his stay. This includes, but is not limited to: Fighting infected; Fighting the Church of the Deep; Fighting eldritch horrors from the sea; And, of course… Fending off suspiciously grateful girls with very ungrateful intentions. . . . . . . . . . Gladiia: “Steven, why do you always get yourself involved in those troublesome land-dweller affairs? I find it… intriguing.” Steven: “Hey, it's about the experience, you know?” Gladiia: “Then why are you always the one who ends up solving everything?” Steven: “Well, I’m already here, right? May as well go all in…”

Okazumi Tsutomu lived an ordinary life, but it was in death that his life would truly start. Tsutomu is given the chance to reincarnate in Naruto's world as Haruno Sakura with cheats. Unfortunately for him, he is given the wrong character template cheat due to a clerical error: the Let’s Aim to Become the Best Kunoichi, Kyuun~ Manyuu Chifusa Breast Flow System. With this joke of a system that allows her to steal other women's breasts, can the new Sakura survive until the end of the story? Or is there more to Breast Flow than meets the eye? Read and find out! (This will mostly be a comedy, so don't expect too much degeneracy or smut lol)

100% FREE — NOW AND FOREVER No paywalls. No locked chapters. Follow the entire journey without spending a single cent. Kael died. Not heroically. Not while saving the world. He simply died. When he wakes up, he is standing before Altus Pervertus, a supposed celestial archmage who governs the afterlife from a sacred toilet inside a stable. Then Kael is reincarnated as Kaela Orion: a woman in a medieval fantasy world, cursed with a rare class that involuntarily attracts men. Her mission seems straightforward: defeat the Demon King, recover a forbidden SS+ relic, and maybe earn a chance to reclaim her old life. Then she meets her future companions. Lyra is a demon hunter with an alarming talent for finding trouble. Seraphine is kind-hearted, though her relationship with scissors and dwarves raises questions. Dorian can turn almost any situation into an embarrassment. And Donkey is convinced he is a noble horse. Together, they survive monsters, hunger, humiliating jobs, and one disastrous decision after another. When their money runs out, Kaela discovers that the local adventurers have an unusual hobby: writing novels. So she proposes they become writers too. It might help them earn money, pursue their impossible dreams, and finally get closer to defeating the Demon King. Or it might give five unpredictable idiots an audience. In a world where even the adventurers are chasing readers, Kaela’s biggest challenge may not be saving the world. It may be keeping her own group under control.