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Manchester United, once a dominant force in world football, finds itself struggling under Erik ten Hag despite having the financial power to rebuild. Big-money transfers fail to restore the club’s glory, forcing Ten Hag to shift his focus to homegrown talent. Among the overlooked prospects in the U18 squad is Leo Calderon, a 17-year-old central midfielder buried deep in the pecking order. Lacking physicality and dismissed by teammates as weak, Leo endures constant ridicule from those who dominate with strength and athleticism. But during one ordinary training session, everything changes—Leo suddenly sees passing lanes no one else can, angles of play invisible to even the most talented prospects. Yet, there’s a problem. His vision surpasses his ability. The passes he attempts don’t connect, his technique unable to match his newfound awareness. Coaches dismiss his efforts as sloppy, and his struggles continue. But one unexpected observer—a visiting League One assistant coach—notices something different. He watches Leo’s movements, seeing potential where others see failure. As Leo fights to prove himself in an unforgiving system, the question lingers—can he refine his raw talent before the club moves on without him? ****************************** Also, all rights reserved for the companies and teams and also players I use in the novel since I don't know how image rights work and I'm too lazy to search it up on Bing-, I mean google Also, character arts are not mine or AI-generated. I got them on Pinterest and will soon use reverse search to find the authors so I can credit them. Thank You for reading. ..…………… Okay guys so I made a discord link for the novel and here it is: https://discord.gg/UTQbh4aDq. 80 Golden Tickets: 1 Chapter 1 Magic Castle: 3 Chapters 1 Spaceship: 6 chapters 1 Golden Gachapon: 9 chapters

During a peaceful day, Igo Heita thought his day would continue as usual, but fate threw a wrench into his plan, and he was reincarnated into the world of Uma Musume. With no answer and only confusion in mind, our protagonist is determined to find the truth of his reincarnation, even if he has to drag down the three goddesses from heaven above himself. Sadly for him, his bad communication skills might throw another wrench into his already broken plan and cause all kinds of trouble and hijinks. But that's what we're all here for!!

Two pink lines. One insufferable CEO. And a baby neither of us planned. Congratulations, Mr. CEO. You're going to be a father. If only telling Augustus Evans were that simple. He's been the bane of my existence since childhood. Perfect grades, perfect manners, perfect everything. Unfortunately, he's also ridiculously handsome—and my boss. Six months as his executive assistant was supposed to teach me responsibility. Instead, I fell in love with him. Big mistake. One whirlwind romance, one unforgettable night, and one spectacular fallout later, we're no longer speaking. Then comes the positive pregnancy test. Now I'm carrying my childhood rival's baby, and the man who couldn't handle being my boyfriend is about to become a father. And knowing our families? A wedding might be the least of our problems. What to expect: - Childhood rivals to lovers to something much more complicated - A sarcastic heiress × an emotionally constipated billionaire CEO - Slow-burn romance, explosive chemistry, and mature intimacy - Accidental pregnancy, family meddling, and marriage complications - Laugh-out-loud banter, misunderstandings, groveling, and a hard-earned HEA Mature Content Warning: Contains explicit sexual content, strong language, and mature romantic themes. Reader discretion advised.

The Heavenly Court's hypocrisy disgusted its creator, the First Venerable. The Second Immortal King of an Era felt a chance at budding love. The Limitless Demon gave its head in chaos, indifferent to Heaven's Cage. The Savage One teemed with joy, finding a new reckless companion. The Blooming Red Lotus exuded a soft fragrance, sending ripples from future to past. And the Bean Stalk's Creator was left in the dust. Theft was its fortune, and the lucky savage shuddered in rage, having its culture shattered. The era of murder and peace was in the past, and chaos ensued anew. Let him dream, let him dream. Let him savor the future droplets of time and the sweetness of Dream's darkest realms. He is the spirit of all filthy beings, and his 'Gu' will seed the essence of Heaven and Earth. *** PS. I suggest joining Discord and accessing the index for this fanfiction, where the chapters in docx/pdf may have spicier images based on the chapters and smut. *** Follow the latest news @ https://discord.gg/2bNNW26DYU *** Support me @ https://subscribestar.adult/fanharem https://www.patreon.com/Fanharem

Victor was a normal 21-year-old man, he grew up in a loving family that helped him take care of himself knowing that he had a practically incurable disease, the RH null blood, he was the owner of a rare blood type... But what Victor didn't know, is that this blood type was a delicacy in the supernatural world, creatures that fed on blood loved his blood type... And that blood he hated would be the factor that would make Victor the greatest vampire of all time. ........................... [A/N: The cover is mine, it's original.] This novel is being edited by: IsUnavailable, And Davo 2138. If you want to support me so that I can pay artists to illustrate the characters in my novel, visit my Patreon: patreon.com/VictorWeismann More characters images in: discord.gg/4FETZAf instagram.com/victorweismann/ My X: x.com/VictorWeismann Fandom: mtwabv.fandom.com/wiki/My_Three_Wives_Are_Beautiful_Vampires_Wiki

Genshin Impact + One-Punch Man The goal is to make the sound of the King Engine resound throughout the entire world of anime! Upon traversing Teyvat, King awakens his system and obtains the strongest template on the surface. From then on, a heartbeat became a symbol of authority, and silence itself became invincible. When Funina was preparing to judge him— "Thump! Thump! Thump!" The imperial engine roared through the courtroom, and the entire opera house trembled. A heartbeat that terrifies the Dragon King, a poker face that conquers the gods. The water god wept before him, and the dragon king knelt before him. He didn't have to do anything to become the strongest legend in Fontaine; He doesn't need to go anywhere to instill fear in the world. This is a story about a "cosmic emperor". When everyone firmly believes you are invincible, then You are invincible. “I didn’t do anything,” King said calmly, “but they insist on calling me the strongest.”

[Horror Game Developer : My games really aren't that scary!] I hate horror. From the skittering sounds of footsteps racing behind me, to the soft yet unnervingly cold whispers curling around my ears... All of it. I hate it. So much so that I start puking whenever I reach a certain threshold. And yet, I am a Horror Game Developer. A crappy one at that. So, given my lack of ability, I decided to quit. And yet... [Congratulations, you've been selected for the Horror Game Developer System!] Nope, I don't want it. Let me quit. ※ Note : Your world might experience some changes. But don't worry! It's part of the game! *** This is a story about a game developer who hates horror, but has no choice but to develop games scary enough to traumatize people. You want to curse me for making you piss your pants? If that's the case, who do I curse? *** An SCP inspired story with its own twist! Discord : https://discord.gg/FK7ZQU3b9p

(Genshin Impact x Fate series Crossover Fanfiction) An overworked woman from the modern world who carried a deep emotional scar suddenly found herself in the world of her most beloved fantasy game, in the body of her most beloved fictional character. She was Isekai'd through some unknown cosmic force, a concept that was so widespread in the various mangas and fanfictions that she had read before her transmigration. Inspired and wanting to follow on the footsteps of the protagonists from those various media, she planned to embark on her own epic quest of discovery in this bright new world! HOWEVER, FATE HAS SOME OTHER PLANS IN-STORED FOR HER, and instead of an epic quest, she was given a second chance to once again relieve the one thing that mattered to her the most.... The one thing that she had lost years ago, which ultimately led her down to the path of gaming as a means of escape. She was given the chance to re-experience how it is to be a mother once again. Welcome to motherhood Oh Great King of Knights, Artoria Pendragon! Welcome to Teyvat! (CURRENTLY IN ITS SECOND VOLUME!) Long Chapters. Bulk regular updates followed by brief hiatus intervals in between.

Join discord for ai generated characters and scenes. https://discord.gg/P4ST2fJsN *********** What is obsession? It begins as fixation, and ends as devotion, madness, or destruction. Obsessive love can be beautiful.It can also turn even the sane into insane. So what happens when a madman becomes obsessed? …… …… Julius was never normal. Expelled from school, shunned by society, he committed crimes for amusement and avoided the world as fiercely as it avoided him. With time, his mind fractured further, until he encountered her. "Rosalina Valentina." The villainess of “The Severed Thread” novel. Reading about her quieted the chaos inside him. With every chapter, his fixation deepened. He wanted her to win, to crush her enemies, to stand above the world, and more than anything, to be happy. But the author denied her that ending. Rosalina Valentina was killed by her own lover. Broken by loss and consumed by rage, Julius was ready to kill the author…..until a message appeared before his eyes. WANT TO CHANGE EVERYTHING? THEN DIE! Without hesitation, he pulled the trigger. Bang. When Julius opened his eyes again, he was no longer a reader. “I transmigrated as the main Villain?" _____ 100 Power Stones = 2 chapters. For every 10 Golden Tickets, 1 additional bonus chapter will be released.

Li Feng was just a regular pervy guy from Earth who somehow landed in a world where cultivators cared way more about the Dao than their own mortal bodies. On his first day, by some crazy luck, he found 35,000 spirit stones on a dead cultivator. He blew 30,000 of those stones just to buy his way into one of the top sects as an outer disciple. After years of grinding and nearly burning through the rest of his stones trying to break through, he’s still stuck at the lowest cultivation level. Now, with only a hundred stones left and his patience running thin, he decides to spend those last stones on a night of mortal pleasure with a cold, distant senior sister who usually doesn’t give a damn about things like that. She agrees ,not because she’s interested, but because the price is hard to say no to. What Li Feng doesn’t realize is that this reckless move give him the chance to finally break free from his bottleneck and change everything. ___ A lot of Smut and Plot, No NTR, No Yuri. https://discord.gg/z97rRPN3Wt

Transmigrated into Funina... From then on, a strange sect appeared on the Douluo Continent. Other sects relied on fighting and killing to establish themselves. The Water God Sect started with a cake. Three martial souls that looked like they had escaped from a drama troupe. Plus an ultimate weapon that was always asleep. Spreading the faith mainly relies on: "Are you hungry? I have some cake here." "Can't awaken? Come and try it. If it doesn't work, you don't have to pay... oh, it's free to pay anyway."

( BOOK I ) The Red Emperor & The Demon King of Sixth Heaven Falling into a magic circle is one thing. Meeting a scary gun lady inside of it? That was scary. But turning into her, succeeding her, and inheriting her legend? Yeah, that was the icing on the cake. Namikaze Haru was perfectly fine with that, though, and if anything, the gender change was secondary. (Or so she learned.) ( BOOK II ) The Red Emperor & The Great King of Destruction Namikaze Haru found himself involved in a figurative "holy war". A grail that can grant omnipotent wishes? Fast way to become a Harem King! ... if he can survive the other enemy Masters first. Hey, at least he's got a smoking hot Servant with him! ( BOOK III ) The Red Emperor & The Fox Priestess of Peerless Beauty Namikaze Haru was always normal. And a pervert. The odds of him ever finding a girl were slim. So when Yuuma Amano approached him, there were no words that could describe the happy feeling in his heart. And then she attempted to kill him, revealing her true nature. At that moment, however, Haru's desperate pleas for someone to save him woke something inside of him. A secret that he was not aware of. Something that a certain vampiric troll is watching with great enthusiasm. ( BOOK IV ) Kancolle: A Battleship Girl’s Tale A new destroyer joins the Yokosuka Naval Base, befriending old and new allies alike to fight their sworn enemies, the mysterious Abyssals. Little do they know, the first act of the war is drawing to a close… ( BOOK V ) Flutter of the White Emperor Ambition is a flame that is to be handled with utmost care. Ambition can, will, and has scorched the very world we claim to love. The fuel of ambition, more often than not, is power. What happens when the White Dragon Emperor has power and ambition in abundance? Well, the end of everything. With few he can trust and no knowledge of his future, things will be bleak without change. ( BOOK VI ) Levia-tan's☆Harem King Uzumaki Ruto used to be a normal, healthy teenager. His life was good. He was smart, strong, and very popular with the ladies. He knew his life was supposed to be simple. He was supposed to live normal lives, get a normal education, perhaps someday give up the foolish notion of building his own harem and settle down with a nice girl. It would have been nice... It could have gone on forever. Then some S&M-wearing Fallen Angel shit came around and messed everything up. A retelling of High School DxD with the focus on my OCs Haru and Ruto replacing Issei and Vali. ( BOOK VII ) The Harem Queen of Kuoh Nanami Naru, a girl who has no family finds herself caught up in a world of supernaturals. Together with her best friend Haru, she won't only learn that death isn't easy, but how to help their friends. A retelling of High School DxD with the focus on my OCs Haru and Naru as the main characters. ( BOOK VIII ) The Delinquent Queen & The Oppai Dragon Naru is reborn into the universe of Highschool DXD with a Sacred Gear that belongs to another universe? And... did I mention that her Sacred Gear is too OP? AU-OP/OC-SI/OC-Reincarnation-High School DxD and The God of Highschool Crossover. ( BOOK IX ) Ascension of the Fallen Emperor After the sealing of Trihexa, one might expect Namikaze Haru to finally find peace. However, a single discovery changes everything. Now on his own, confused, and his heart in pieces, Haru and the one person who sticks beside him must race against an ancient being whose machinations could spell the destruction of all Creation. ( BOOK X ) Emperor's Roar Namikaze Haru used to have a corrupt and perverted mind. But after his training with Tannin the dragon king, he refused continue to be the perverted fool. Watch as this new Emperor takes the supernatural world by storm while creating a new path bathed in his crimson glow.

Ezra wakes up in a strange world with pointy-eared people, glowing castles, and a family he doesn’t recognize. Before he can figure out where he is, everyone keeps calling him “young master” and insisting he’s a harmless beta. But at a royal event, his body betrays him and he suddenly “awakens,” releasing pheromones he can’t smell and can’t control. The entire hall of powerful Alphas turns toward him like wolves scenting blood. The four royal brothers, dangerous, famous, and stupidly attractive, claim he’s an omega who belongs to them. Ezra has no idea what an omega even is. Then a weird system appears. [SYSTEM ERROR: Omega awakening detected. First task: avoid every Alpha in this room.] While trying to figure out what happened to him, Ezra learns the truth: the original body he now lives in was murdered, and the man who killed him is still out there. Worse, he’s tied to the royal family. Forced into a world where omegas are treated like property, Ezra must survive: Four Alpha brothers who want him both romantically and sexually and would do anything to have him in their bed every night. A system that only appears when he’s seconds from disaster. A disgustingly handsome and obsessive killer watching him from the shadows. And his growing deep feelings for one particular brother. He only has three days before the brothers drag him into the royal house for good. And the worst part? His body reacts to them… way too easily.

[Read up to chapter 5, you won't regret it.] Haru Mizuki died the lamest death possible: alone in his room, playing a hentai VRMMO. No heroic sacrifice. No tragic accident. Just... pathetic. But instead of oblivion, he wakes up in Aethelgard. Cursed by Chronia, Goddess of Time, Haru gains an ability no one else has: he can't stay dead. Every time he dies, he loops back to his last checkpoint. What seems like a curse becomes his greatest weapon, infinite retries mean infinite opportunities to learn, train, and seduce. And seduce he must. Because Haru's cheat ability, Touch of the Goddess, lets him steal powers from anyone he touches... but it works best through intimate contact. Armed with death loops, a hacker-class system that lets him sabotage rival players, Haru begins building the ultimate multi-species harem. But he's not the only player in this game, and they all want the same thing: absolute domination. Discord https://discord.gg/pTQSpnK4

Victor Black—a crazy teenager who escaped from the lab and shares a chocolate obsession with the symbiote Venom. On the way to Nefermore, we hitched a ride with the Adams family. On his first day of school, Vic, with his shameless spirit, successfully sneaked into the girls' dormitory and began a hilarious cohabitation with the gothic girl Wednesday and the sunny little wolf girl Ini. Although he lost the battle for territory with the two girls and only managed to get a small piece of land near the toilet, Vic said that he would be happy to live in the girls' dormitory, let alone near the toilet. This is the story of a crazy boy who was accidentally raised by his vampire sister from a young age according to "The Succubus Raising Guide: The True Han Dynasty Edition," and who causes trouble in Nefermorr and even the whole world, cough cough, he commands the wind and rain and incidentally falls in love. Vic said he never caused trouble, even though he sold weapons at school, turned a canoe race into a Normandy landing, lifted the Gorgon's hat, and asked the professor who had transformed into a werewolf what it felt like to run naked in public, but he was a good student.

Soren Valmere was branded worthless after he failed to awaken three years in a row, becoming nothing more than a family embarrassment with no future. Ethea Morvain was the legendary Ice Empress, but a catastrophic Gate incident left her paralyzed, and her world turned upside down. By a strange twist of fate, these two forsaken souls were forced into an arranged marriage, only to be abandoned by the very families who had made the bargain. But fate had other plans. On the very night of their arranged wedding, Soren awakened a power unlike anything the world had ever seen: the Investment Authority. It rewarded every sacrifice, every risk, and every act of care. And Ethea, the woman the world had given up on, became the center of it all. Risk his life to save hers? Get Supreme Grade returns. Help her cultivate again? Gain an equal amount of experience immediately. Cook and feed her? Become the world’s most skilled chef. But the more Soren learns, the more he begins to realize their marriage wasn't just a simple arrangement. There are secrets buried beneath it, forces moving in the shadows, and truths neither of them were ever meant to uncover. Will he be strong enough to protect her when the real enemy finally shows itself? Will Ethea manage to recover her powers? And what price will he have to pay for the greatest investment of all? _______ _____ _ Author's Note: Hey everyone! This is my first time writing in this genre, so please go easy on me. Furthermore, this is purely a work of imagination. Any similarities to real persons or events are coincidental. I'm here to have fun and, hopefully, entertain you along the way. If you enjoy the story, please add it to your library and throw some power stones and golden tickets my way. Comments and feedback are always welcome. Extra Tags: #ArrangedMarriage #ContractMarriage #HiddenPower #Awakening #IceEmpress #CrippledFemaleLead #MaleLeadGrowth #PowerCouple #SlowBurnRomance #HealingTogether #Investing #Cultivation #AbandonedByFamilies #FromZeroToHero #EmotionalInvestment

In a parallel universe, every person is born with special abilities known as curses. Curses tend to handicap the user in some way but can offer useful abilities. Vex finds himself to be cursed with misfortune, which causes his life to go disarray. Burdened by his past, he desires to be freed from his curse and rid the world of curses entirely. A After rescuing Lily, a young cat demi-human girl, on behalf of his client, the two make an unlikely party to explore all nine countries in hopes of finding special crystals with the power to summon the goddess of the world to grant their wishes. Their first challenge? Making it out alive of the body of a nobleman's teenage daughter! (Cover art by ホシノナナ（くん）on pixiv)

I am LS13 / LS, the author of Devil Horns. I will also be posting this story on Royal Road. Twenty years ago, the world united to kill one man. They failed. Now, in an age where kingdoms rise and fall under the shadow of ancient powers, a new name begins to echo across the lands — Lacod Junyu.

After dying in his sleep, a modern-day anime fan isekai as a child, crewless Monkey D. Luffy. No crew. No Haki. No Gum-Gum fruit… yet. Just pain, awkward child limbs, and a system that turns life into a grindfest. Then the Partner System kicks in. To grow stronger, Luffy has to power up others first, because apparently being the main character wasn’t hard enough. Each buffed-up partner boosts his own stats and unlocks powers from across the anime multiverse. Fairy Tail magic? A one-hit kill blade? A soul-cutting sword that speaks? Absolutely. Now armed with grindable friendship, hellish Garp training, and a suspiciously game-like UI, Luffy’s ready to recruit his way to Pirate King. A dark, reimagined One Piece universe.

Hoshino Sora thought traveling into the world of Food Wars! would be simple—cook delicious dishes, win hearts, and conquer taste buds. But something felt… off. At Totsuki Academy, the Day Dormitory was ruled by the ever-hungry manager Shizuka Hiratsuka, who sat cross-legged and ordered meals like a queen. Shiina Mashiro excelled at desserts, yet always ended up covered in cream. Akane Kubo Momo pinched her cheeks in annoyance. Jabami Yumeko served plain dishes, but after flashing her unsettling smile, they somehow transformed into masterpieces. Meanwhile, Akame and Kurome Shizuka formed an iron triangle as terrifying judges. Nakiri Erina, Arato Hisako, Mito Ikumi, Tadokoro Megumi, Shiina Mashiro, Jabami Yumeko, Akame, Kurome… one by one, the heroines gathered in the dormitory, cooking together—and ganging up on Sora. “Let’s just say… why am I forced to live in the girls’ dorm?! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Isn’t this way too much bullying?!” (As everyone knows, this is a food novel.) -------------------------------- 70 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!