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The Hunter's Gonna Lay Low Official Side Stories - Unofficial English Translation (Completed.)

[This novel is on a short pause for editing and will continue once everything is polished. Until then, you can jump into my second novel and help push it out into the world with your support!] [Warning: Adult Content 18+ every 20 - 30 chapters] “He who bears the light of heaven and the rage of hell shall decide the fate of gods and beasts alike.” When the world shattered and stars fell from the heavens in blinding storms, a child was born—cursed with the power to either end the eternal war or bridge the gap between heaven and hell. Now, hunted by gods and worshiped by shadows, he must choose which side of his soul will burn brighter - light of heaven or fury of hell.

In a world where fantasy and reality are intertwined, a lonesome writer tries to have a happy ending. This is a story about stories.

Kıyamette öldüm. O anı net bir şekilde hatırlıyorum—kan, çığlıklar, canavarlar… ve kendi sonum. Ama ölüm, son değildi. Zombi kıyameti başlamadan dört ay önce uyandım. Bu kez geleceği biliyorum. Bu kez özel bir yeteneğim var. Dünya hâlâ normal. İnsanlar hiçbir şeyin farkında değil. Ama ben neyin geleceğini biliyorum. Zombiler. İhanet. Hayatta kalma. Pek fazla zamanım yok. Bu, kaderi değiştirmek için kıyametten geri dönen birinin hikâyesi— merhamet yok, tereddüt yok, sadece hazırlık. Çünkü bu sefer… Anlamsızca ölmeyi reddediyorum.

A Man's Modest Dream in the Soul Society: Grasping the Summit A modern Japanese man awakens in the world of BLEACH (the Soul Society). He hasn't just transmigrated; he's been reborn as Airi Yukawa—an incredibly tall, black-haired beauty with "incredibly huge" breasts. His one, true purpose in this dangerous afterlife? To join the Soul Reapers and achieve his ultimate, perverted goal: to "grasp the summit (grope boobs) with these hands". Airi dreams of touching the magnificent "mountains" belonging to iconic female figures like Rangiku Matsumoto, Tier Harribel, Bambietta Basterbine, and Orihime Inoue. He realizes his new female body is a "massive advantage" for this task. Airi's journey is absurdly long. Despite possessing meta-knowledge, she is completely untalented, spending fifty years training in Rukongai under the giant gatekeeper Danzōmaru just to qualify for the Spiritual Arts Academy (Shino Academy). After finally enrolling, she persists for nearly a century before her eccentric Zanpakutō spirit, Nubatama a pitch-black rubber ball that speaks like an old-school otaku, is finally willing to talk. Nubatama bestows the deceptively powerful ability to manipulate friction with her blade. Airi enlists in the Gotei 13 and is assigned to the Fourth Division (Healing Squad), where she dedicates herself to intense combat training under the terrifyingly powerful Captain Retsu Unohana. To accelerate her goal, Airi weaponizes her civilian expertise: a legendary massage technique perfected in Rukongai. She uses this unique skill (secretly enhanced by Nubatama’s ability to promote smooth, silky skin) to discreetly "explore the mountains" of female officers. Through sheer perseverance, rigorous training (including mastering illegal Arrancar/Quincy techniques like Cero and Blut), and crucial actions during the Quincy Extermination Operation, Airi rapidly climbs the ranks, eventually achieving Bankai and securing the position of Lieutenant. She treats nobles like Sojun Kuchiki, gains an unexpected connection to Yoruichi Shihoin, and even survives a Bankai clash with Captain Unohana. Now a Lieutenant, Airi is closer than ever to fulfilling her ultimate, modest dream. Can she survive the centuries leading up to the main BLEACH story and finally grasp every summit in the Soul Society?

The story of a trash prince who was banished from the palace at the age of 15 and died at the age of 31. He repeats his life exactly where he was banished and is killed again at the age of 31. Ultimately, his total number of repeats reaches nine times. He has tried various things, from being a merchant and an S-rank adventurer to helping reform his kingdom. Ironically, he is always killed by the same imperial queen all nine times at the age of 31, either directly or indirectly. In his tenth life, he intends to go directly to the queen, who was still studying at the academy as an imperial princess, not to kill her, but rather to help her and prevent a tragedy that would ultimately make her the cruelest queen. But when he enters the academy, he discovers new things he never knew in his nine lives, completely throwing his plans into disarray. Furthermore, the queen, nicknamed the "Cold Queen," holds more or less the same secret as himself. How will the trash prince fare in his tenth life with the Ice Queen who always kills him?

“Everyone deserves a happy ending, don’t they?” … In the brutal fantasy RPG Fall of Ares, saving the world came at a cruel price — the deaths of every heroine the player had grown to love.  No matter how skilled you were, their sacrifices were inevitable.  The game warned you not to get attached. But one young man did. After beating the game and lamenting their tragic fates, he wakes up in its world — reborn as an extra, armed with one mission from a mysterious system: [Change their endings. Let them live.] Now enrolled at Astralis Academy alongside the heroines doomed to die, he must rewrite fate itself.  For every girl he saves, he’s rewarded.  But the world resists change.  Calamities draw closer.  The true enemy — the Children of the Sky — are watching. And one of the heroines… remembers it all.

[Warning: R-18+ Mature Content - Omegaverse BL] There are three steps to surviving a Transmigration Battle Royale: 1. Secure a high status. 2. Defeat the other transmigrators. 3. Capture the Male Lead’s heart. Elian failed Step #1 immediately. While Player 1 (Ambrose) transmigrated as the delicate, tragic Son of the High Priest... And Player 2 (Rowena) transmigrated as the glamorous, perfectionist Princess determined to be the ideal Empress... Elian transmigrated as the Crown Prince’s personal valet. His stats are trash. His political power is zero. He is destined to be a background character who holds the door open while the main characters fall in love. But Elian discovered a loophole in the System. While Ambrose is busy writing poetry to woo the Prince, and Rowena is busy curating the perfect candlelight dinners to dazzle the Prince... Elian is the one scrubbing the Prince’s back in the bath. Elian is the one measuring the Prince’s inseam for new breeches. Elian is the one warming the Prince’s bed on cold winter nights. System: [Warning! The Prince’s pheromones are affecting you. Please retreat!] Elian: [Retreat? Are you kidding? I’m moving in!] Who needs a tragic backstory or a perfect royal pedigree when you have a lock on the bedroom door and absolutely no shame? -------------------- (Warning: This novel features a shameless MC, a possessive Alpha Prince, and a Battle Royale where the winner takes all... literally. And lots of smut...like lots, so beware!) ** Let's Connect: Instagram: dolly_.roma Discord: DollyRoma#7887

Other name: I Got A Harem Of Yandere Cosplayers Makoto just wants simple things: decent WiFi for his gacha games, cash for instant noodles, and occasional stress relief. After scraping together his savings for a happy ending at a sketchy massage parlor, he discovered his masseuse was Yuna, his gacha-obsessed little stepsister with an expensive cosplay hobby. Before he could process what was happening, his wallet became her personal piggy bank, and his life spiraled into sexual blackmail and cosplay roleplay sessions while desperately hiding everything from their mom. Things got worse when two more girls joined the chaos. Mika, Yuna's supposedly sweet best friend, revealed herself. Then Ayane, his nerdy classmate who used to just borrow his ecchi anime, launched a hostile takeover of his already messy love life. His bedroom went from a shame cave to a battlefield, as all three girls started fighting over who gets to be "Main Wife." Now Makoto's just a fat, perverted pig-dog surviving on instant noodles while three beautiful, terrifying women control his life. His bank account sits at zero, his dignity left town months ago, and his libido keeps making terrible decisions. Looking at the wreckage, he can't figure out how things got so complicated, or why some sick part of him actually loves every minute of it. [Sexual Content Warning] All characters are 18+ and above (otherwise, how can they have credit cards to spend on gacha lol) and have no blood relationship to others. All the sexual acts mentioned are fully consensual and legal. Gerne: Vanilla, Harem, Cosplay Sex, Roleplay, Consensual NonCon, Soft SM, Dirty Talk, Public... NO NTR. === Please review, comment, add to collection, and give power stones if you enjoy my works - 50 collections: 1 bonus chapter - 50 power stones: 1 bonus chapter - 10 review or 10 comments: 1 bonus chapter

Hydrus Lestrange** is a transmigrator whose only ambition is to retire wealthy and lazy, far away from the coming wizarding war. Born with immense power, she spent eleven years channeling her magic away from her core to appear as a seemingly powerless **Squib**, planning to inherit the vast Lestrange fortune after the final conflict. Her retirement dream is shattered when the family servants, the Gray family, betray her and attempt murder to seize her inheritance. Forced to flee, Hydrus unleashes her true, terrifying potential: wielding lethal martial arts prowess and the unique ability to **mimic the magical constitutions of creatures she touches**. She embodies this power by transforming into a fire-breathing **Welsh Green Dragon-human hybrid**, initiating a brutal campaign of revenge against the Grays, earning her the shadow nickname, **"The Evil Dragon Hydrus"**. Seeking ultimate anonymity, Hydrus adopts the Muggle persona of **Audrey Astley** and, alongside her adopted brother Rick Astley, becomes a world-famous singing superstar whose magical voice captivates both worlds. Her perfect cover explodes five years later when her true power surfaces, resulting in an immediate Hogwarts acceptance letter at age sixteen. Now, she is trapped in the orbit of powerful forces: * **Dumbledore**, who sees her as a "kind and good child" capable of Ancient Magic. * The Ministry of Magic (led by Barty Crouch), who views her as a dangerous fugitive. * **Voldemort**, who recognizes her as his daughter and wants her back as his powerful weapon. Enrolled as a Fifth-Year Slytherin, Hydrus must study for her intensive O.W.L.s under her eccentric new private tutor, the notorious Dark Wizard **Gellert Grindelwald** (alias Gael Depp). **Can the reluctant dragon heir navigate Hogwarts, evade her powerful enemies, and still achieve her ultimate dream of a luxurious, lazy retirement?**

Everly, a connoisseur of orphan-to-riches tropes, always assumed her origin story began with a dramatic abandonment at the orphanage gates. Turns out, her life was even more cliché than her favorite novels! She wasn't merely dumped; she was swapped—a long-lost heiress to a vast fortune. Just when she thought her life couldn't get any more tropey, a mysterious System materialized, offering her a chance at a "good ending." The catch? Its "abilities" ranged from the utterly bizarre to the downright mortifying, making Everly question if a happy ending was truly worth the existential cringe. *** System 006: [Host, please choose 1 of these 3 system abilities!] Everly: "They're all weird! Let me just pick random!" System 006: [Hehe... host, I forgot to say that each system will have consequences, so something will happen to you when you use it...] Everly: "!!!" Days later, having been reunited with her biological family and experimenting with the System's... unique function, the consequence were already glaringly apparent. Her beloved brother: "My little sister is precious, but I need therapy to keep up with her alien-like thinking." Handsome man 1: "She's a pervert! I'm scared she'll take my innocence..." Handsome man 2: "Every time she talks, I feel like killing her. Is that normal?" NOTE: Please disconnect all logical circuits before proceeding with this novel, as it's an absolute chaotic comedy where the MC, Everly, has several screws loose in her brain. Don't expect much normalcy here—sanity checked out long ago and never came back.

After being smashed clean off the road by a cement truck, Su Yu reincarnates—system included—into the peaceful day-to-day life of the Golden Courtyard. He plans to grind the Abyss again in this new world… only to discover a fatal problem: without a bound Valkyrie, the system won’t even activate. With no way to play the power game, he shelves that ambition. But with a head full of Earth pop culture, Su Yu decides to start fresh the easy way—by becoming a spectacular “creative copier,” rewriting classic works and stirring up a roaring cultural storm. His happy new life has barely begun when, on a rain-washed evening, he meets Kiana—a girl who has somehow crossed over from the early Arc City era. That familiar ahoge droops. Her eyes are dull, like ashes after a fire burns out. “Is this… Arc City? I want to go back.” “You probably can’t.” “Why not?” “Because this place is very far from Arc City.” “How far?” “At least fifty thousand years.”

[Horror Game Developer : My games really aren't that scary!] I hate horror. From the skittering sounds of footsteps racing behind me, to the soft yet unnervingly cold whispers curling around my ears... All of it. I hate it. So much so that I start puking whenever I reach a certain threshold. And yet, I am a Horror Game Developer. A crappy one at that. So, given my lack of ability, I decided to quit. And yet... [Congratulations, you've been selected for the Horror Game Developer System!] Nope, I don't want it. Let me quit. ※ Note : Your world might experience some changes. But don't worry! It's part of the game! *** This is a story about a game developer who hates horror, but has no choice but to develop games scary enough to traumatize people. You want to curse me for making you piss your pants? If that's the case, who do I curse? *** An SCP inspired story with its own twist! Discord : https://discord.gg/FK7ZQU3b9p

I've been reincarnated into a character with Intelligence 100 in a classic medieval fantasy-style territory conquest game. Intelligence stat 100. In other words, it meant my predictions would always come true. But since I'm physically weak and don't even understand why things happen that way, it would be better to just live quietly. However... leaders who have begun to recognize my abilities have started to become obsessed with me. Read 131 Chapter Patreon.com/Asura555

A single touch can steal a hero's destiny. Waking up on the streets of New York in 2008, Liam realizes two things: he has been transported into the Marvel Cinematic Universe just before the age of heroes begins, and he is armed with the God-Level Gacha System. The rules are simple but ruthless: Trigger scenarios with famous heroes and villains, make a choice, and draw a card. But there is a catch. When Liam draws a skill, an item, or a bloodline, he doesn't just copy it—he plunders it. From stealing Black Widow’s master-class combat techniques to stripping Iron Man of his genius, Liam is on a path to becoming the strongest entity in the universe. Thanos is coming? Let him come. By the time the Mad Titan arrives, he’ll be lucky if he leaves with his gauntlet intact. "Pretend I never said that! All units, retreat!" — Thanos, moments after facing Liam.

A young man born into harsh and cruel beginnings, Kaden Blood Rage. born with a curse on one of his lines, a dragon-shaped curse mark on him that gave him poisonous whispers in his mind and caused him tremendous pain. to feed the mark's demands and to dull the pain, he became a sellsword. and cause bloodshed and destruction, and drink lots of booze to dull the pain. Then one day, after a battle in a forest, he did the impossible: he overcame the curse and started his life anew at 17.

Motorsport. Speed. Sweat. Competition. A high-stakes world where a single wrong move destroys careers-and where love is the most dangerous curve of all. An amateur "journalist" on the surface and a shameless stalker by vocation, she has one obsession: the viral ship she created online between her two favorite drivers. What started as a fantasy becomes explosive reality the moment she snaps a compromising, private photo of the two men-an image capable of wrecking their careers in a sport that isn't exactly friendly to anything queer. From that instant, a perilous chess match begins. A game of blackmail, pressure, and twisted strategy where every piece is fragile and every move could send her life-or theirs-straight into the trash. In this fast, furious descent from hate to desire, speed is nothing compared to the danger of playing with secrets that burn hotter than the track.

Kael and Lyra were just readers. Teenagers from Earth, bound by years of kendo training and a shared love for a popular fantasy webnovel, they followed the story to its bitter end—only to watch the world remain broken, the powerful unpunished, and the protagonist’s victory bought with meaningless sacrifice. They called it a bad ending. Then the world asked them if they wanted to fix it. Transported into the magic realm of Aetheris in their original bodies, de-aged to fifteen and stripped of all power, Kael and Lyra must survive in a society that worships mana and dismisses close combat as obsolete. Penniless, unawakened, and treated as disposable, they rely on discipline, real combat experience, and each other to stay alive. While mages strengthen their bodies with spells, Kael and Lyra walk a forgotten path—aura, a raw life force long considered useless. Through blood, loss, and relentless training, their awakenings twist into something unnatural: Darkness evolving into Shadow, and Light blooming into Stars. With war looming and conscription mandatory at eighteen, the couple must grow stronger in a world that never intended for them to matter. But fate is already unraveling. Events are changing. Characters from the original story are no longer following the script. This time, the ending will not be paid for with empty sacrifice. This time, they fight together. And this time— the world will change. Content Warning: This novel contains graphic violence, including depictions of war, injury, death, and physical trauma. Characters experience psychological stress, fear, and moral conflict in life-or-death situations. Combat is portrayed realistically and does not shy away from consequences.

Mike was the richest man in Africa... living the life he wanted then one day a spirit appeared in front of him said "he is the chosen one" His life dramatically change... then acquired a system appeared in front of the demon king on his throne became a slave the only human in the dark territory... started farming because one the only way to survive His first was day of a catastrophic... just the sun wanted to kill him then made a succubus know as Neva that for him to be save show cultivate this land in 20 days... even though he died then return back to life ...

Chi-Chi forged herself into a weapon worthy of the Earth's greatest hero.