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I suddenly woke up in the Marvel Universe with tens of millions in inheritance. Life was great—until I remembered the purple potato who would wipe out half the population. Fortunately, I got a golden finger that lets me travel between worlds. Unfortunately… the other side is DC, a place even scarier than Marvel! Against gods, demons, and superheroes, my cheat is useless. So how can I survive in these two deadly universes? Simple—by relying on my wife to protect --------------------------------- If you want to support me: patreon.com/Kazenova223

Maxx Rave was a small-time streamer with big-time dreams… until he died on camera. But instead of fading into oblivion, he wakes up uploaded into the Afterlife Network — a digital world where souls respawn, data bleeds, and universities compete for cosmic influence His destination? Stream University. The most chaotic, glitch-infested campus in the entire afterlife. Now Maxx must: survive corrupted classes, dodge glitch-beasts, manage a snarky camera drone, and livestream his “student life” to an audience that grows every time he almost dies. But when a mysterious entity known as Gl1tchLord begins targeting Maxx directly, the campus comedy spirals into something far more dangerous. Good news: dying is temporary. Bad news: embarrassment is forever Welcome to the Afterlife.Please enjoy your stay.No refunds

He finally wants to confess to continue his philosophy as her P.A and make the love message for her to let him down but will he regret that?

When an unusually analytical and unnervingly cheerful Ghost named Guilty Spark awakens for the first time, its search for a worthy Guardian leads to the resurrection of Weiss, a young Human with no memory and a talent for trouble. But Weiss’ return immediately draws hostile attention, forcing the newly bonded pair to navigate ancient ruins, rising threats, and the mysteries of her forgotten past. Tale of a Guardian follows a resurrected warrior and the strangest Ghost in the system as they learn to survive each other—and the dangers of a changed universe. Original Story by myself

“William Rodriguez, your job is incredibly dangerous! A broken leg costs one million, but if you die on duty... ahem, your family gets ten million! Interested?” “Hey, Little Spider! What if your web-shooter jams mid-swing? You need [Equipment Protection Insurance]!” “Hulk, calm down! Don’t smash yet! I’ve got [Comprehensive Emotional Stability and Property Damage Insurance] just for you!” Thanos is coming? William simply smiled, pulled out a golden folder, and said, “Mr. Thanos, for the love and peace of the universe, please sign this [Cosmic Peace Insurance]. Otherwise… the consequences will be at your own risk.” That day, the entire Marvel Universe experienced a new kind of fear— the fear of being dominated by insurance.

Vincent always thought he was just an average guy—no powers, no fame, no destiny. That is… until he awakened a power that broke every rule in existence. “Lord of the Familiar.” With one touch, he can borrow the powers of any girl he’s bonded with!? Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Because everyone around him is way beyond ordinary. His gentle aunt? A golden-armored goddess who fights literal gods. His shy girlfriend? A Kryptonian who can punch through planets. His childhood sweetheart? Spins webs and saves cities at night. And those cute twins he once rescued? Yeah—one can rewrite reality itself. Now Vincent’s just trying to survive in a world where Marvel and DC collide… And somehow, he’s dating Superman’s sister.

MATT GARRETT believes he is a uniquely gifted human bodyguard, haunted by the unsolved murder of his human parents. He accepts a lucrative, unsettling job from the reclusive billionaire ARNE ANTON: protect his daughter, YVONNE, at their remote castle. Matt’s abilities—preternatural agility, rapid healing, and a scent-masking balm—make him perfect for the job, but he is baffled by Arne’s deference toward a mere “human.” YVONNE ARNE, a pureblood vampire princess, is furious at her father for assigning a bodyguard, viewing MATT as an insult and a prison warden. Their relationship begins in hostile, charged tension. After a suspicious car accident that kills their driver, Matt’s doubts grow, while Yvonne is unnerved by his calm prowess and the inexplicable fear he triggers in her. As Arne subtly engineers scenarios that force Yvonne and Matt into close proximity, a fraught, forbidden attraction ignites between them. During an attack by rogue werewolves, Matt is severely injured but heals visibly under moonlight—a fact Yvonne cannot ignore. Driven by suspicion, she investigates her late mother Valerie’s hidden journals and uncovers fragments of an ancient prophecy: the Trident of Asmodius, an artifact that can shatter the barrier between worlds and bring about a permanent dark age, can only be awakened by the union of a vampire pureblood and the last descendant of the lost Harkma werewolf tribe. Horrified, Yvonne pieces together the full truth from her mother’s final entries: Arne, power-starved and obsessed, once tried to force Valerie to bear a child with a Harkma descendant he had under his control. She refused, believing it would doom the world. Arne had her killed and orchestrated the murder of Matt’s human parents to hide and control the Harkma heir—Matt himself. Now, Arne is manipulating his daughter and her bodyguard to fulfill the prophecy he couldn’t with his wife. Confronted with this revelation, Matt’s world shatters. The memories of his parents’ death now feature a shadowy figure with Arne’s storm-gray eyes. He and Yvonne forge a fragile alliance, no longer guardian and charge, but partners targeted by the same monster. Their rebellion triggers Arne’s endgame. He corners them at a hidden supernatural gathering and publicly reveals the prophecy, demanding Yvonne choose: willingly unite with Matt to unlock the Trident and rule the new world at his side, or watch Matt be executed. Cornered and under a full moon, Matt’s latent Harkma heritage finally erupts in a terrifying first transformation into a powerful, winged werewolf. A climactic battle ensues. Yvonne and Matt fight not to defeat the centuries-old Ventrue king—an impossible task—but to sabotage the ritual. Using Matt’s raw, newfound power and Yvonne’s vampire speed, they cause a cavern collapse, seemingly burying the Trident and escaping with their lives. In the aftermath, Arne survives, his plan delayed but his ambition undimmed. Matt, now fully aware of his monstrous heritage, must learn to control it. Yvonne is a traitor to her own kind. As outcasts and lovers, they go into hiding, their bond forged in betrayal and blood. They vow to stay one step ahead of the king, protect the world from the Trident, and unravel the remaining mysteries of their past. The game has changed, but the war for the world’s fate has just begun.

Kaiser, once regarded as the pinnacle of academic excellence in his area, was a diligent soul whose singular focus revolved around the pursuit of knowledge. He was a man who seemed to exist in a world dominated by textbooks and lectures, his life lived in the quiet solitude of study. Or at least, that was the lie that he made everyone believe. One day, fate had other plans for him. Tragically, he met his end in the comforts of his apartment, as he concentrated on watching the anime of Saint Seiya. Upon his death, Kaiser was thrust into an endless void—an expansive realm where Nihility held dominion, and the concept of existence blurred into obscurity. It was within this haunting abyss that he stumbled upon an astonishing opportunity: a second chance at life. Through a series of bewildering events, he found himself reborn in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. In this new existence, Kaiser took on the name Aspros and quickly discovered that his destiny far surpassed the ordinary. He was fated to ascend as the God of Humanity, the Supreme Emperor of the Human Pantheon, a title that would later gain grandeur and profound responsibility. Join this captivating journey as Aspros, the once scholarly Kaiser, navigates the tumultuous realms of power, morality, and humanity, carving a path toward his ultimate role as the guardian and ruler of mankind.

Yuan was born with an incurable illness that left him blind at a young age and crippled a few years later, rendering everything below his head useless. Deemed hopeless and irredeemable, his parents quickly gave up on him, and the world ignored him. In this dark and still world, his younger sister became his sole reason for living. Watch as this young man reaches for the apex as a genius in Cultivation Online, the newest VRMMORPG, becoming a legendary figure in both worlds. --------------------- My other novels: Dual Cultivation

[Having accidentally flirted with a legendary powerhouse, she desperately asked for help on the Internet.]After being betrayed by a scumbag and her elder sister, Catherine swore to become the shameless couple’s aunt! With that, she took an interest in her ex-boyfriend’s uncle.Little did she realize that he was wealthier and more handsome than her ex-boyfriend. From then on, she became a romantic wife to her ex-boyfriend’s uncle and always flirted with him.Although the man would give her the cold shoulder, she did not mind as long as she was able to retain her identity as her ex-boyfriend’s aunt.One day, Catherine suddenly realized that she was flirting with the wrong person!The man who she had been going all out to flirt with was not even the scumbag’s uncle!Catherine went mad. “I’m so done. I want to get a divorce!”Shaun was at a loss for words.What an irresponsible woman she was!If she wanted to get a divorce, then she could just dream on!

To enjoy this fanfic, knowledge of computer science or knowledge about progamming is recommanded. ------------------------------------------------------------ [Configuring Windows Update… 99%… Please wait] … My name is Hiroki Sawada. I’m ten years old—and a reincarnated person. After jumping through time, I’ve ended up living in a perfectly ordinary neighborhood in the Hidden Leaf Village. I’m single, attend the Ninja Academy, and make sure I’m home by 6:00 PM every day. I don’t smoke, I’m not interested in alcohol, and my favorite drink is Fat Otaku Sparkling Water. At the Academy, I do well in theory and hold my own in physical training. I go to bed at exactly 9:00 PM and always get a full eight hours of sleep. Before bed, I do twenty minutes of yoga to relax. Once my head hits the pillow, I’m out cold until morning. I sleep soundly, free from fatigue or stress. According to the doctors, I’m completely normal. Of course, I’m telling you all this just to make one thing clear— I don’t have any grand ambitions. After traveling through time, my only goal is to stay alive. I don’t dream of becoming Hokage. I don’t want to compete with prodigies or get involved in destiny nonsense. I don’t want pink eyes, nor do I want to be some “child of prophecy.” All I want is to live as a normal Konoha civil servant—filing paperwork in the archives, counting kunai in the equipment department, living a calm, plant-like life. Then one day, retire peacefully and collect my pension. That’s the life I, Hiroki Sawada, aspire to. … Ding Dong~ [Completing update, please don’t turn off your computer. This may take some time.] …Wait. Scratch that. I want to be Hokage! ---------------------------------------------- To read chapters in advance go to P@treon - harsh07

CONTENT WARNING: Violence, mature themes, morally grey characters. --- She's the nation's most feared hacker. He's the devil everyone whispers about. Tori Addams has one shot at freedom—and it requires getting dangerously close to Bell Royal. Billionaire. CEO. Monster. They say everyone who crosses him disappears. Everyone who gets close never leaves. But Tori isn't here to fall for him. She's here to destroy him. The plan is simple: Accept his job offer. Move into his mansion. Hack his empire from the inside. Get out alive. Easy, right? Wrong. Because Bell Royal doesn't just suspect she's hiding something—he's actively hunting for the truth. And his six-year-old son? He's decided Tori is the answer to all his problems. Now she's trapped between a billion-dollar debt, a man who sees through every lie, and a child who's breaking down walls she didn't know she had. The closer she gets, the more dangerous the game becomes. One wrong move and Bell will uncover who she really is. One right move and she might actually survive this. But there's a third option she didn't plan for— What happens when the hacker falls for the devil she's supposed to destroy?

Reborn in a strange world with limited time and no parents or family to call his own, Long Huang embarks on a journey of discovery. As he awakens a bloodline that no human should possess, his life takes an unexpected turn. Join Long Huang as he perseveres through his struggles, finding his dao after everything that he experiences.

Full remake of my old fanfic "The Big Bang Theory :I m Stuart" with less passive and scared main character and focus more on funny light moments Waking up as Stuart Bloom in 2007 was supposed to be a sentence to a life of depression and poverty, but the Void didn't send him back empty-handed. Armed with three supernatural gifts—future knowledge, industry magnetism, and success-based charisma—the new Stuart transforms the Comic Center of Pasadena from a sad dungeon into a Hollywood hotspot

Content Warning: Contains mature themes that may be unsuitable for underaged readers. Excerpt Ragnar finally looked up. His eyes roamed her face, then dropped lower and lingered just a second too long. “Careful, princess. Keep taunting me like that and I’ll start thinking you like our nightly sparring.” “And if I did?” Her voice was soft now. Almost playful. “Would you stop pretending that you don't like it when I challenge you?” He rose from his seat slowly until he stood toe to toe with her. “Tell me something, Circe.” She tilted her chin up. “What?” “If I kissed you right now… Would you slap me, stab me, or kiss me back?” Her breath hitched. “That depends.” “On?” “How good the kiss is.” A pause. Something hummed between them, something neither of them dared name. Ragnar’s gaze dropped to her mouth. “Do you want me to find out?” She smiled, slow and wicked. “Make it worth the risk.” **** She was forced to marry the man who led the attack on her people. After her father is murdered, Circe is forced to leave her home and become a prisoner of the enemy. When she is taken to the enemy territory, she expects to be tortured physically in every way imaginable. But what she hadn't expected was for the vampire king to offer her up as a bride to his illegitimate son, the very same man that had her people slaughtered. It was a fate worse than torture. With her little brother's life on the line and with nowhere to run, Circe is forced to succumb to her fate. Right then she vowed in the name of her dead father to bring her husband to his knees. She would have her revenge, even if it meant destroying herself in the process. From the first time Prince Ragnar laid eyes on Circe, he knew she was going to be trouble. But trouble had never looked so intriguing. She was a puzzle he couldn't solve and that fact only drew him closer. Like a moth to a flame, she threatened to consume him. She would be his very own demise. Circe's presence in Lamora awoke something sinister, a malicious entity roaming the lands. From dusk till dawn, the streets of Lamora becomes engulfed in a strange fog and from within the voice of a woman can be heard. Anyone who wanders out at night when the fog comes, vanishes seemingly without a trace. Never to be found again. what happens when Circe's brother becomes a victim of this evil presence? What happens when Circe has no other choice but to team up with her husband, who she despises, in order to find the truth behind the disappearances and the evil magic plaguing their lands.

Miria led an ordinary life until everything changed. One evening, running late, she decided to take a shortcut to save time. However, this choice led her straight into a trap set by mysterious men who interrogated her about a grimoire she knew nothing about. As they grew frustrated with her confusion, they threatened to harm her. Just when all seemed lost, Miria was saved by Asher, an enigmatic young man with a captivating charm, who vowed to protect her. Yet, this rescue was only the beginning of a tumultuous adventure. Miria soon found herself plunged into a world where supernatural creatures coexist: vampires, werewolves, witches, and many more. As the danger grew, Miria discovered she possessed powers she never suspected. This revelation turned her life upside down, dragging her into a battle for survival against formidable forces. But that wasn’t all—her love life became a whirlwind of confusion, especially because of the deep, mysterious bond she shared with Asher. Amid alliances, betrayals, and revelations, Miria must embrace her destiny and make choices that will not only shape her future but also the fate of this new world she is coming to know. --- Warning This novel may contain explicit scenes, sexual insinuations, or lemon content. Therefore, it is not recommended for readers under 18. Please read responsibly and take this warning into consideration. Thank you for your understanding.

Sometimes, our wishes can be granted, even before we knew we had them. Naruko Uzumaki has a wish she didn't know she had granted, and her life turns around, for the better… or, does it?

༺❘✦ Ryo thought moderating online fan drama about Llewellyn — the world's most famous hero — was the worst part of his job... ...Then the System decided online arguments count as combat experience, and sent him straight into battle as Llewellyn's partner! His role? Magical crisis management, wrangling unstable Elemental forces, and helping tackle whatever magic is currently warping reality — all while keeping the world's most powerful hero alive. Easy, right? Except that now he's neck-deep in Dungeons and Distorted Realms — and just a little too fixated on Llewellyn's mastery in battle. And everything else. It would be fine if the System's matchmaking algorithms didn't keep pushing them closer. ━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━ What you’ll find here: BL | Magic | System | Magical Apocalypse Character-driven | Feral Partnership | Emotionally repressed chaos (Slow Burn-ish + Mutual Attraction/Pining) | Elemental Magic | Banter | Combat | System mechanics | Slice of life downtime | VR Games | The apocalypse is already happening, and the internet is not handling it well. What you won’t find: Anyone trying to become the strongest | Love triangles | Harem anything | Sappy anyone | A protagonist who’s ever had a normal sleep schedule. Content Note: The rating goes up as the story progresses! Expect mutual attraction, sexual tension, and explicit scenes between consenting adults. ━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━ Webnovel updates: Mon / Wed / Fri — with extra chapters during launch week Also available (early access) on patreon (/scribblingpancake), with updates on Tue / Thur / Sat. If you decide to support me there, thank you so much!! ━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━ BL, Fantasy, System, Romance, M/M, Magic, Character-driven, Feral Partnership, Idiots in Love, Getting Together, Slow Burn, Humor, Banter, Action, Combat, Dungeon, Distorted Realms, Magical Apocalypse, Internet Drama, VR Games, Elemental Cafés, a Penguin.

Any MILF can be claimed as long as he writes their name in the book. That is the rule Renji abides by ever since stumbling upon the Milf Note; a mysterious notebook with magical powers that makes any woman—aged over thirty—burn with uncontrollable desire for him as long as he writes their name on its pages. From his seductive neighbors to his bossy professors, every name Renji writes unleashes a new, pulse-pounding conquest. Every MILF he claims unlocks parts of him he never imagined. But as he claims more MILFs, the big question is asked. Can he claim the demon MILF who created the notebook in the first place?