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“Son, never sleep with a married woman.” That was my father’s final advice, right after being stabbed by a jealous husband of a married woman he slept with. I took his words to heart but fate was a bitch and I got bombed by a stupid fucker who thought I slept with his wife. Now, I’ve transmigrated into a flop fantasy novel my best friend wrote, the same one which I “improved” by butchering it into a game as a background character. Rael Von Ashborn. An Extra who was going to die in a few days because he somehow kissed the Duchess of the Empire. Now, I got two options: Unlock a powerful class... Or die at the hands of a psychopathic duke with a god-tier skill set. But naturally, fate decided to screw me over again. [YOU HAVE AWAKENED: JESTER CLASS] A joke of a class. Oh and did I mention my maid’s a gorilla? Right. Welcome to my hell. Or as the sadistic author of this world called it... “Nytharrea.” (No NTR btw.) __________________ [Previous Title: Extra’s Supremacy: Rise of Forgotten Background Character] [Discord Server] - discord.gg/zCxTnRTp44

On the day Ash became a Pokémon Trainer, a chat group arrived, filled with his parallel selves! Champion Ash: Pokémon can't be left alone; they need to be properly nourished and trained according to specific guidelines. Aura Hero Ash: That's not how you catch Pokémon. You have to hit them hard and beat them until they accept you. Breeder Ash: Tame Pokémon with food, breed them with food. Tactician Ash: Do you know how to play against them? Do you know how to rotate? Can you form a weather team? Can you defend against poison? Step aside, it's my turn. ... Rejoice! He possesses all of Ash's innate abilities, transcending time and space to become the almighty Trainer! Now before you stands the Almighty King—Ash! THIS IS A TRANSLATION. Support Me at Pat Reon 40 Advanced chapters at: [email protected]/AVRKingsTL Replace @ with a. Image is not Mine.

[Congratulations, Host! You have officially been bound to the Money-Making System!] After my career as an actress was ruined by fake scandals, I died a tragic death, only to wake up in the body of Helcia Orszebet, the illegitimate daughter of the Davenport family. Great. From hated celebrity to forgotten child of a powerful household. could my life get any worse? That’s when the system appeared. With every mission I complete, I gain money, fame, and power. If I play my cards right, I can climb higher than anyone ever imagined. Then, as if that wasn’t enough, there’s my so-called fiancé, Lando Brixton, a cripple everyone mocks as useless. But I can’t shake the feeling he’s hiding far more than he lets on. Well, so what? If the world wants me to crawl, I’ll climb. If they want me to break, I’ll shine brighter than ever. This time, I won’t just survive, I’ll rise from a ruined actress to the Nation’s Treasure. • • • • • The disabled husband: “Aren’t you worried I can’t perform as your husband?” Me: “Well … as long as you can hold me, it’s enough.” The next moment, he stood up from the wheelchair and moved vigorously in bed with me all night. The disabled husband: “Does this feel … enough for you?” ——— Cover art by Laylee Cover design by me

★MASS RELEASE ON 19TH DECEMBER★ [WELCOME TO THE OMEGA ASCENSION SYSTEM] [Evaluation of Host: You’d lose to a werewolf toddler with a stubbed toe.] [Ding! First mission unlocked: Survive Estella’s attempt to murder you (again).] Reward: Access to stats. [SECOND MISSION: Change the Alpha prince's hatred for you to possessiveness within three hours. Reward: +1 to all your current stats. Failure: Poison from your last life catches up to you.] [So, uhmm... Good luck!] Wait... What?! ------- Elian Ashford—a lowly Omega slave and an orphan raised in the palace of the werewolf empire of Lunaria— was hated, humiliated, and eventually poisoned to death after finding out that he was mated to the cold Alpha Prince of Lunaria who had publicly rejected him. But fate wasn't done with him. The moon goddess showed pity on him and gave him a second chance, rewinding his life back to the moment of rejection. But Elian soon discovered how vastly different his second life was. He was reborn with a sassy system which would help him survive and also ascend from a lowly Omega. And that's not all. In his second life, Elian is mated to not just the Alpha Prince but also two others. The empire's Beta and the Rogue King. Three mates and a system! What could go wrong? Sit back and follow Elian on his journey of seduction, growth and threading forbidden desires as he gains the love of his powerful mates while ascending into something greater than an Omega.

Leo had a problem. Don't be like Leo! It wasn't that he was poor. It wasn't that he was unlucky. It was that he had been cursed, or blessed by the Accidental Tycoon System. The rules were deceptively simple. Any money he lost on an investment would be returned to him, doubled. His life's new mission was crystal clear. He had to go bankrupt. In a high-tech world of S-Rank Heroes, magic, and newly-contacted alien civilizations, this should have been the easiest thing to achieve in the galaxy. He just had to become the biggest, most spectacular loser the universe had ever seen. So, he tried. Oh, how he tried... He threw billions at publishing a dungeon guide written by a 10-year-old. The maps were in crayon, and it listed the final boss as a Big Grumpy Badger. [Breaking: New S-Rank dungeon called 'The Whispering Labyrinth' appears! All high-tech mapping drones fail. A lost F-Rank porter used the crayon guide... and it's 100% accurate. The final boss is a 50-foot divine badger. The Galactic Union has declared the guide a 'holy text' for exploration!] He bought the galaxy's most useless moon, planning to build a 'Museum of Paint'. [Alert: Ancient magical ley-lines discovered under the moon's surface! It's the only place in the universe that can safely grow the 'Star-Lotus,' the key ingredient for immortality!] To the Intergalactic Hero's Guild, the Magic Academies, and the Alien Federations, Leo was the god of investment whose every move was like 5D chess that ordinary people couldn't understand. Heroes would soar with his sponsorship. Alien emperors offered him their daughters' hands in marriage for a single 'tip'. But Leo just stared at his bank account, which now displayed his wealth that he couldn't use on himself, with tears streaming down his face. "Please," he cried, "I'm trying to fail! Why won't you just let me be poor?!"

Oh, hello everyone! I know you’re wondering where this lazy author disappeared to with the fifth part of the novel. Two years is a long time, I know—but don’t blame me! The fifth part is my greatest achievement yet, and with it, we finally conclude his ten-year journey. It’s really long, but hey, look on the bright side: on Tuesday at 6:00 AM, the fifth part will be available in all stores. I hope you enjoy it! Finally, I feel free. And after this, you might not find me around anymore… because I’m changing my profession to traveler، Maybe I will travel to ***** Oh, and one more thing before I forget: I strongly advise you to read it in a park, surrounded by people—not alone in a dark room. Don’t ask me why… okay? Bye-bye! Your dear author, Mr. Red Hats ----------- Who wakes up at six o'clock for a book? I said to myself as I looked at the author's tweet, Then I turned to the rest to find that they were already getting ready. Maybe we??

A lost soul transmigrated into the world of Zenless Zone Zero and became Wise. Now, with a cute sister(step), a high paying job, a car, and a house, nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Wait. The system finally arrived after so many years, but why does it feel so... strange? This has to be a mistake! Belle: Another one? Brother, let me chop it off! Anby: If possible, I want to sleep with Wise tonight... Ellen: Hmm... why do I feel like biting you? Koleda: You kinda smell like my fath— No, nothing! Nicole: I swear I will pay all my debts, just give me more time. But if not, can I use my body instead? Miyabi: Let us begin the training for conceiving a child. Evelyn: Please do not tell anything to the young miss... yet. Astra Yao: Next time, let's bring Eve with us~ Wise: ... With so many girls circling around him, watch how Wise somehow survives without being torn apart. - - - - - - - Disclaimer: - - - - - - - I’m not the original author of this work. This novel is just a remade transcription of a webnovel from the red country. Most terms, deleted parts, dialogues, names, explicit content, and other elements have been heavily edited to make it more readable. Also, I’m not a professional at writing smut, but I will do my best. The raw and the original author will be credited in the commentary section. Cover made by MORI森 – Pixiv (users/14292311) Extra Tags: Tr4nsl4tion, No NTR, No Yuri, Big Harem, Romance, R18, System.

He just wanted to survive another miserable day as an F-rank Awakened — the weakest of the weak, barely able to clear trash dungeons while others soared to fame. Mocked. Ignored. Forgotten. But fate had other plans. [System Initialization: In Progress…] [Life-Stealing System Activated.] [Infinite Skill Potential Detected.] [Questline Generated: Feed the System. Survive. Ascend.] From that moment, his entire world changed. The Life-Stealing System allowed him to absorb vitality, strength, and even lifespan from the enemies he killed. The Infinite Skill Potential System granted him endless growth — no limits, no bottlenecks, no boundaries. Each battle made him stronger. Each kill fed his system. Each dungeon cleared brought him closer to something far greater than power — transcendence. What began as a desperate struggle to survive soon turned into a climb toward the impossible. The world will remember his name. Because Silas Veil isn’t just chasing strength — He’s chasing godhood. “If gods stand in my way… then I’ll drain their eternity dry.” Like the novel? Join the discord server then:https://discord.gg/tzA2Yn5ftR

Arsenal is in turmoil. Once a Premier League powerhouse, they’re now struggling, haunted by the exodus of key players, fractured leadership, and a fanbase on edge. Just when hope seems lost, a surprise arrival stirs the Emirates: a transfer from Sporting Lisbon. Young, fearless, and unnervingly composed, Kai isn’t just another prospect—he carries the instincts of a past life and the burning drive to revive a fallen giant. Armed with elite technique, iron will, and something deeper—something unexplainable, he begins rewriting Arsenal’s fate, one match at a time. But in the ruthless world of top-flight football, talent isn’t enough. Can one player, reborn from obscurity, defy expectations and spark a revolution in North London? ... Feel like joining a Patreon for free and subscribing to advanced chapters? Visit the link: [email protected]/GRANDMAESTA_30 Change @ to a

Can’t learn ninjutsu? Then forget them! With chakra control this precise, who even needs nature release? If it has no attribute, I’ll just invent more ninjutsu without one. If existing techniques don’t work, I’ll create my own “Six Styles.” And why chase after Sage Arts when I can develop a Sage Mode tailored for humans? Yagyū Souma looks at the results of his research and shrugs: “Honestly… isn’t this way more practical than regular ninjutsu?”

[ Warning: Mature content R-18 ] ______________________________ Luis, a man stuck in a troubled marriage, lives with his wife Lily and her family. Despite his efforts to improve his life, he is continuously belittled by his in-laws, especially his mother-in-law Ruth. Luis life takes a turn when he discovers a mysterious system. [Ding! The Lust system has been successfully bound!] The story explores themes of family dynamics, hidden emotions, and the desire for validation in a world where appearances are everything. Luis must decide whether he will continue to be passive or take control of his own destiny, all while learning the true power of the system that has entered his life. ______________________________ [Things to be noted] 1. From the title, you should've guessed it already but let me tell you the story will be filled with many sexual adventures. So... you are welcome to enjoy them..... 2. However... don't expect MC to have sexual relations with every woman he meets. I'll be focusing on the story, and would 'Try' not to blindly throw sex scenes left and right. Important Note: If you enjoy the story then don't forget to vote your GTs, Power stones and also if you can, send some GIFTS too. This poor soul would appreciate it. Happy reading~ ________________

"Let the nuclear warhead fly for a bit first.""How did I end up becoming that despicable and sinister Silver Fox Foxy? I'd better figure out a way to get plastic surgery first!"

When Lu Haoran transmigrates into the weakest realm in existence, he becomes the unwilling master of a ruined sect no one remembers. Just as he wonders how he’s supposed to survive in this harsh cultivation world, a sarcastic, all-powerful Sect Master System awakens—determined to make him rebuild the greatest sect in the cosmos. With the mysterious Grand Elder Ling Xueyin at his side and a group of broken, unorthodox disciples who are far stronger than they realize, Haoran begins a chaotic journey of growth, battles, laughter, and healing. He doesn’t know it yet, but beneath his sealed memories sleeps a truth greater than destiny itself—and this forgotten mountain sect may one day shake the heavens. The first 30 are setup. The story becomes more interesting after that please give it an chance

Disclaimer I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean or any of its characters, settings, or concepts. All rights belong to Disney and Jerry Bruckheimer Films. This is a non-profit fan work created solely for entertainment purposes. The original characters, plot elements, and interpretations introduced in this story belong to the author. -—————————————————- Synopsis When an ordinary man from the modern world dies, he expects peace or oblivion. Instead, he awakens on a sunlit ship bound for the Caribbean reborn as Edward Swann, the elder brother of Elizabeth Swann and son of the Governor of Port Royal.

With a stroke of misfortune, Lucas lost his life at the hands of a madman. Yet fate granted him another chance—reincarnation into a new world, only for him to lose his family while still young. In a realm brimming with magic and secrets, Lucas—now named Amon—leads a poor and ordinary life, no different from any commoner. That is, until one fateful night changes everything, opening the path to Arcadia Academy. Will his destiny finally change? Can he rise to power? Or will his cursed luck drag him into even greater danger? Will he be swallowed by death once again? Follow Amon’s journey as he unravels the secrets of the world, driven by curiosity, while struggling to survive. Thus, a new journey begins… ----- Disordar Link:https://discord.gg/tyurKdrbpW

[Warning: Adult Content 18+ every 20 - 30 chapters] “He who bears the light of heaven and the rage of hell shall decide the fate of gods and beasts alike.” When the world shattered and stars fell from the heavens in blinding storms, a child was born—cursed with the power to either end the eternal war or bridge the gap between heaven and hell. Now, hunted by gods and worshiped by shadows, he must choose which side of his soul will burn brighter - light of heaven or fury of hell.

Dead, empty eyes of the cursed prince… and the warm, honey-colored gaze of the one who can save him. A love forbidden by the gods, that could either free the prince from his curse… ...or destroy the whole kingdom. (Artwork by Horrifiest: https://x.com/horrifiest)

Khael Corzedar always felt different but waking up in another world as a side character in his favorite manga turn to anime wasn’t what he expected. Once known as Shigeo Smith, a half-Japanese, half-American high school student and passionate anime fan, he’s now reborn as a minor background character in the world of Kaen Eclipse, the manga he loved growing up. He remembers every chapter, every fight, every tragic twist. The world of Elysera runs on Shinrei, a spiritual energy powered by emotion. It is a realm where only those who open their Vein Gates can become Veinwalkers, warriors whose hearts fuel their power. The story’s hero, Kaen Suro, is a cursed orphan with uncontrollable shade Affinity. In the manga, Kaen trains at a brutal Veinwalker academy, builds powerful friendships, and eventually rises to fight the monstrous Voidborn emotion-corrupted beings of destruction. Shigeo now Khael knows how the story ends. But in this world, he’s just an extra. One of many. A background name. A side character fated to die off-screen. Or so the story was. Armed with the knowledge of the original plot and the unpredictable nature of emotions, Khael Corzedar decides to forge his own path; to live, protect, and maybe even change the fate of Kaen Suro himself. Can an extra rewrite the story of a chosen one? Or will he vanish like a shadow in the background, as fate demands?

Chicago, Illinois, 2016. Adrian Carter’s life was ordinary—school, friends, a girlfriend he thought he knew. Until everything changed. In an instant, he was ripped from his old world and thrust into a new one he didn’t want, one ruled by chaos, blood, and death. The city has fallen into a psychotic outbreak, turning people into sadistic killers who hunt without reason, morality, or mercy. And as if surviving that wasn’t enough, Adrian has to deal with someone far more dangerous—his yandere ex-girlfriend, Lila, who won’t let him go and has her own deadly ideas of “protection.” In a world gone mad, Adrian must navigate streets drenched in blood, fight for his life, and hope he doesn’t lose himself—or get caught in Lila’s obsessive grasp.

---******----- IMPORTANT: You might feel that story is a bit slow at the start; of course, it's a weak-to-strong system-based, so it's a bit slow, but I'd recommend you dig through the free chapters at the very least because you all will fall in love with the story. I can guarantee you that. ---******----- Ryan West was the kind of kid the world loved to crush—overweight, bullied, and forgotten. Every day at school was a nightmare of humiliation, fists, and fake smiles. When life finally broke him, he decided to end it all. But the moment he jumped… the world changed. [System Initialization Complete.] [Welcome, Ryan West.] A mysterious system awakens inside him, giving Ryan a second chance—a chance to fight back, to rise, to matter. From a trembling loser to a fighter with quests, stats, and power-ups, Ryan steps into a brutal new reality where gangs rule schools, and bloodlines rule cities. With each victory, Ryan inches closer to uncovering the truth—about the world, the System, and the reason he was chosen. In a world where power decides everything, how far will you go when the system itself wants you to play its game? ——————————————————- Gang Wars: Yes. High School Gang: Yes. Crews: Yes. Badass characters: Yes. Harem: Yes. Smut: No. Violence and a lot of fights: yes. —————————————————— Read the book if you're a fan of high school/gang fighting between the crews. Urban readers, this is for you. It will hit all your emotions, and you will enjoy it as the story flows from time to time. Join the discord for updates, books related talks:- https://discord.gg/tzA2Yn5ftR