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Marvel: Father of Future Heroes and Villains (Because Literally)

My name is Ryden Hunt. I am a scientist who invented many things. Some of my inventions include the AK-47, the walkie-talkie, the ballpoint pen, and many other creations. I am also a super soldier, the Sorcerer Supreme, and the strongest space mage in existence. Because my life isn’t strange enough, I am the stepfather to many famous people, including: Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Professor X, Superman, Batman, Iron Man, Thor, Lex Luthor, Magneto, the Joker, and more. In a world where Marvel and DC exist together. I Just want to enjoy my life... Captain America: “Hold on even if you can't, keep fighting when you're tired, and even if you die, you must block the enemy for me. Ryden, if you run away again, I'll shoot you!” Iron Man: “Hey, Ryden, are you fighting the Chitauri or are you demolising a building? Hey, you madman, be careful not to lure them toward my tower!” Banner: “Hulk wants to smash buildings with Ryden!” Black Widow: “Ryden give me my light saber! Yelena come we gonna hack this son of a b***h to death!” Hill: “Ryden!! I want you to explain where you got so many girlfriends from!” Thor: “Ryden you bastard, before you die, pay back the gambling money you lost in the name of Asgard's Palace, sister will kill me!” Wonder Woman: “Ryden, what are you fighting for? Get out of here, go home and take care of the kids. Leave this to me!” Superman: “Brother-in-law, my cousin is Demolishing a building again!!!” Copyright disclaimer: I do NOT own anime nor any character or works featured in the fan-fiction. No copyright infringement intended.
R1Y00 · 16.6k Views

OVERLORD: Long Live Konrad Curze

Before ascending to the sterile, spiritless real world—before abandoning their digital divinity—Momonga bequeathed the crumbling crown to Konrad Curze, leaving the Night Haunter enthroned in eternal darkness, left to toy with fate, to twist Albedo's script into screaming tragedy. How fitting. How cruelly, cosmically fitting. Konrad was dying—had always been dying—his body a brittle cathedral of breaking bones, a temple built on fracturing foundations. His genetic disorder didn't merely weaken; it whispered with each breath, cracked with each heartbeat, shattered with each shuddering step. Glass bones. Paper skin. A heart that hammered against a ribcage destined to collapse inward like a black hole consuming itself. Twenty years, the doctors declared—their diagnosis a death sentence dressed in clinical courtesy, their prognosis a polite guillotine. Tick. Tock. The clock mocked him. At twenty-six—bedridden, broken, bound to that bleached hospital bed—Konrad Curze had become a ghost haunting his own body. The walls were white as bone, sterile as a sepulcher, silent as a graveyard at midnight. He couldn't walk. Couldn't run. Couldn't escape the prison of his own pulverizing skeleton. But in Yggdrasil? In that resplendent realm of pixels and possibility, he had soared. He had been terror incarnate, justice unjust, vengeance given voice and vision. Years. Years he'd lived more in that luminous lie than in the lie of living. So as the clock counted down—as the game's great heart prepared to stop, as the servers sang their swan song—Konrad Curze made his final choice, his ultimate judgment: disconnect the life support. Let flesh fail as fantasy faded. Die with the world where he'd truly lived, not merely survived. The clock struck zero. The world went dark. And then— Tick. The clock began again. What fresh hell is this? All Rights Reserved.
Clark_Kent_3575 · 43 Views

Wanting to Walk the Musical Path, Unknowingly Became a Heartthrob

Lin Feng's dream was very simple: to become a highly skilled, popular musician. To gain a firm footing in the unpredictable entertainment industry, he activated a system that, among other things, had an auxiliary function dedicated to minimizing all uncontrollable interpersonal risks. His creed consisted of only four words: emotional stability, team perpetuity. Thus, he was rational, calm, and "maintained" every relationship around him like a delicate instrument. To prevent relationships from breaking, he never disappointed anyone; for the sake of team unity, he would respond to expectations no matter how late. Years later, when he stood center stage on the world platform, looking at the former girlfriends, current girlfriends, and rumored girlfriends sitting neatly in the audience, and facing the sharp media accusations of him being the "Century Sea King" and the "Music World Bulldozer," Lin Feng clutched his guitar, his face full of weary innocence: "If I told you that, at the beginning, I honestly just wanted to prevent the band from breaking up, would you believe me?" This is the story of a completely steel straight man who, in order to practice his guitar properly, was forced to navigate the treacherous waters of a love shuraba, and who, in the end, unknowingly charmed his way through the entire entertainment industry. ~~~~ Written deliberately to feel like an authentic Chinese translated webnovel. Main Genre: Comedy
GladEvenEatingDirt · 15.2k Views

The Side Character: I'm not the Female Lead

I was nothing special. A shut-in. A chubby, ordinary girl who blended into the background like a shadow. Easy to ignore. Easier to mock. The world never ran out of ways to remind me I didn’t belong. Cruel jokes in hallways. Laughter that followed me home. Words sharper than blades, carving deeper than bruises ever could. Bit by bit, I shrank into myself until there was nothing left but silence and the weight of my own loneliness. That night, I decided I’d had enough. The chair creaked under me. The rope swayed above. My room was still, suffocating, as if the world didn’t care whether I breathed or not. And maybe it didn’t. Then—music. It came from the neighbor’s stereo, muffled through the thin walls. A single voice cutting into the darkness. A voice that shouldn’t have reached me, but did. Strong. Raw. Alive. It wrapped around me like a hand pulling me back from the edge. The lyrics told me not to hide my light. That even if it flickered, it still burned. I gasped, stumbling from the chair, clutching my chest as though those words had physically struck me. Tears blurred my vision, but for the first time in forever, they weren’t from pain—they were from something I thought I’d lost. Hope. That voice saved me. His voice. Eric. The lead singer of AUREA—the boyband that would one day become gods in the music world. To me, he wasn’t just an idol. He was my lifeline. And then . . . years later, when he died, the world mourned. I mourned. The one who saved me, the reason of my life, was gone, ripped from life far too soon. I thought it was over. But fate had other plans. One desperate wish, one shattered night, and when I opened my eyes—I was ten years in the past. Before the world knew AUREA. Before Eric was swallowed by fame. Before his voice was silenced forever. I’m just Emy—ordinary, clumsy, and invisible to most. But this time . . . it’s my turn. Eric saved me once. Now, I’ll save him. No matter what it takes.
MiuNovels · 86.8k Views

Extra's Survival Rulebook

In a world where everyone has a role, his was to die. So he decided to rewrite the script. When Kim Yoo Hyun wakes up as Sylas Ravion, a disposable extra in a novel of the game he once played, his role is to die quietly. His only goal is to survive. He soon realizes he was catastrophically wrong. The "extra" he's inhabiting is a notorious psychopath with a body count, a web of bitter enemies, and a terrifying legacy. Every shadow holds an assassin. Every ally has a past grievance. The original plot was a death sentence, but his new identity is a suicide mission. Armed with nothing but his incomplete knowledge of the story's future and a complete lack of shame, Yoo Hyun throws the original script into a shredder. Why fight the destined hero when you can gaslight the dungeon boss? Why earn glory when you can frame a rival gang? Why be a noble hero when you can be the "idiot" janitor who just happens to be in the right place to steal a national treasure? But his chaotic, solo survival plan hits a snag when he accidentally collects a circle of loyal misfits... The original story's fiercely moral protagonist, who is a human version of a golden retriever, A Chihuahua-type tsundere, all barks and hidden vulnerability, who should hate him but can't seem to stay away, A beast tamer who communicates through chaotic DJ sets, The story's original cold-hearted antagonist, whose path becomes unnervingly intertwined with his own... and his own family of unhinged S-Rank powerhouses. But to protect them from the apocalyptic plots closing in, solo chaos isn't enough. But to protect them, solo chaos isn't enough. He must build. And to build, he will weaponize his greatest skill: causing mass, strategic confusion. He will reconcile a fallen pantheon of Egyptian gods, orchestrate a coup to place the rightful prince on a corrupt throne, and forge his guild of outcasts into a shadow empire. He'll become an emperor in a rift, use pop music as a sonic weapon, declare war over royal family for a petty insult, and make deals with demons, all while complaining about the paperwork. His goal is no longer just to live, but to create a world where he and his found family can finally stop running... Survival is no longer enough; he must now become the mastermind pulling the strings of fate itself, even if it means confronting the terrifying truth that the greatest threat to his plan might be the last shreds of his own humanity. So, in a journey filled with identity crisis, morally gray characters, and a one not perfect survivor with chameleon personality...Will Kim Yoo Hyun finally learn the truth of Sylas Ravion, and his legacy? Will he be able to gaslight upcoming SSS rank disasters? The most pressing question, Will Yoo Hyun be able to find his one true self within numerus of his chameleon personalities? This is a tale of a man who looked at destiny, said "Absolutely not," and decided to cause, beautiful problems instead. He was not a Hero, not a villain. He was a SURVIVOR! And in the end his goal will be to create a world that fits his logic and that one grand empire will have natured by the Emperor Himself! So, will he become a sole survivor even in the end, or will he be the greatest kingmaker to ever be alive? And... Will he build an empire, or lose himself in the countless faces he wears to rule it? It's your choice to find out! ________________________________________________________________________________________________________ For fans of the strategic mind games of Trash of the Count's Family, the found-family vibe of Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint, and the irreverent, genre-savvy humor of An Extra's Academy Survival Guide and genre fans of The novel's extra...I think you will not be disappointed.
SableVolt · 279 Views

One Piece: Who Gave the Straw Hat Pirates a System?

After a disastrous attempt to infiltrate the world of pirates, Ron found himself instantly killed for violating the body of Im-sama. Yet, death was not the end. Reborn in Windmill Village, he awakened the ultimate power: the Pirate Overlord System. Its core ability, Heaven-Defying Plunder, was simple yet boundless: by binding a target to a specialized subsystem, any reward they earned would be returned to Ron tenfold. "Perfect," Ron grinned. "Now, it's time to turn this world upside down." He gifted Sabo the Ultimate Krypton Gold System and Ace the Daily Punch-In System. To Luffy, he bestowed the [God-Level Choice System]. Luffy: "So... if I punch that guy, I get meat? Shishishi!" Usopp (with the Strongest Pretending & Slapping System): "I command eight thousand elite divisions, with tens of thousands of followers across the East Blue!" Zoro (with the God-Level Sleeping System): "A fight? Let me take a quick nap. Witness the Three Thousand Dreaming Swords!" Sanji (with the God-Level Beating System): "You call that a kick? If we're true brothers, come at me and try to kill me!" Nami (with the Ultimate Treasure Hunting System) somehow unearthed the very treasures of the underworld with a single, casual shovel strike. One by one, Ron equipped the entire Straw Hat crew with their own reality-breaking systems, and in doing so, he reshaped the very fabric of the pirate world. …. Kaido: "The strongest creature? Pfah! Every single one of those Straw Hats is a monster!" Sengoku: "GARP! You call this a simple adventure? Your grandson is about to plunder the celestial gold itself!" Dracule Mihawk: "Roronoa Zoro... a prodigy? No. He masters my techniques in his sleep." The Five Elders: "Since when did the Straw Hat Pirates become the Ten Emperors?! And their true captain... Ron, the System Emperor?!" (This is a translated work ) Read more advanced chapters: https://patreon.com/J_Dragon?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
Jade_Dragon_8373 · 447.9k Views