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Please check out my new book! https://www.webnovel.com/book/34709131300072805 I Just Wanted to Teach Cultivation, But Goddesses Keep Coming! Thank you! Notice to Readers This is a NETORI novel—where the protagonist does the stealing, not the crying. If you’re here for NTR (netorare) tears, you’re in the wrong place. Thanks for reading! Update Schedule Daily Updates: Two chapters per day Power Stone Ranking Goals Top 100: Additional 1 chapter (release weekend) Top 50: Additional 2 chapters (release weekend) Top 25: Additional 3 chapters (release weekend) Top 10: Additional 4 chapters (release weekend) Top 1: Additional 5 chapters (release weekend) Please note that any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, real world events, or locales is purely coincidental and unintentional. The characters, places, and incidents portrayed in this work of fiction are products of the author's imagination. Discord: https://discord.gg/mXMRjzF I used AI-generated images for my characters. If any of them resemble known female characters from anime or fiction, please contact me privately on Discord and I'll replace said images. No copyright infringement is intended. Thank you!

A peaceful and tranquil ninja world... Should we send Naruto, the Seventh Hokage, back to the moment just before Minato and Kushina’s deaths, when he unmasks Obito’s true identity? Or maybe we send Naruto, the hero of the Fourth Great Ninja War, to the world of Boruto, reigniting the flames of Konoha in a way that can never be extinguished? Perhaps we send the darkened Menma back to the time when Naruto was bullied, so Konoha can finally feel that pain? Or, maybe we send the weak, pitiful, and isolated Naruto back to the era of the Fourth Hokage to witness the heated debates of the Elder Council? In any case— At this moment, six hundred billion parallel ninja worlds can no longer remain calm and peaceful. Fan translation of 平行忍界：今天又是哪个鸣人穿越了？ by 六道九喇嘛, If possible, please support the original author.

In the depths of a newborn universe, a cultivator takes advantage of the abundant energy to refine himself a treasure. But after 14 billion years of refining and quite a few more to go, he decides to entertain himself by releasing countless systems and watching how the creatures of this fledgling universe handle them. On Earth, a young man, lost and confused about what to do with his life, sits in a park and looks up at the night sky. A shooting star, a wish and a bang. When the boy finally wakes up he hears a sound, "assimilation complete. Launching System. Welcome to the Midnight Inn. Host Designation: The Innkeeper." To learn more, go to: lifesketcher.net Discord: https://discord.gg/yqCkHedcUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lifesketcher/membership Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61551387105778 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theinnkeepernovel?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

In the world of One Piece, Arton, a sketch artist, suddenly finds himself face-to-face with a Celestial Dragon—and not in a good way. Lucky for him, he awakens a system that allows him to gain strength by writing in a diary. Fired up for some payback against the Celestial Dragons, Arton embarks on a journey, and not just for retribution but also to meet beautiful girls such as Nami, Robin, and Hancock—characters he's drawn a million times before. As his journey unfolds, Arton starts scratching his head, wondering why women like Uta, Vivi, and Hancock are lining up to join his crew. Nami throws him a compliment, "Thanks, Arton, you're the best." Carina playfully proposes a trade, "Nami, you keep the treasure, and I'll have Arton, okay?" And Nico Robin teases, "Arton, you're into more mature women, aren't you?"

Adrian Cole was having a perfectly normal bad day. His job was draining, his rent was due, and the only thing he inherited from a distant relative was a cheap storage unit filled with junk. Or so he thought. Hidden inside was something impossible - an ancient stone archway that should not exist. When Adrian touches it, the door doesn't open. It fuses with him. Moments later, he finds himself standing in a vast and dangerous world called Eryndor, where monsters roam ancient forests and magic saturates the air itself. But Adrian didn't just arrive. Something inside him changed. A strange core now beats within his chest - a living structure that absorbs magic, adapts, and grows stronger with every battle. Fire spells become fuel. Monster attacks become power. Even the very mana of the world bends and reshapes itself inside him. The problem? Adrian isn't a hero. He's a sarcastic office worker who just wanted to pay rent. Now monsters hesitate when he walks by. Ancient forces begin to notice him. And the world may have just awakened something far older than magic itself. Something primordial. And unfortunately for everyone involved... it has a very dry sense of humor.

In Dwarkam, people are not born equal. Some are born Halocrats, wrapped in power and worship. Some are born Gutterborn, taught to keep their heads down and their mouths shut. Zane Atlas was a Gutterborn. Eighteen years old. Hungry. Beaten. Invisible. The world taught him one rule early: Filth shouldn’t look up. When the Golden Slab descended from the sky, it gave power to those who caressed it. Most gained skills. Some gained status. Many gained hope. Zane gained something else. Something that was never meant to awaken. Something that watches before it judges. Something that acts only when survival is at stake. [ Conflux System ] It does not reward obedience. It grows through choices. And it can merge anything Zane owns… including his body, his instincts, and his will to survive. Now Zane walks a thin line between staying alive and being discovered. Between obeying a world that hates him and becoming something it must erase. The churches are watching. The crowns are stirring. The monsters are waking. And Zane is learning one terrifying truth: Sometimes, being chosen is worse than being powerless. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

Hayase Akio was a kid that, no matter what his parents did, simply couldn’t bring himself to feel any kind of gratitude or love towards them. After a pitiful journey of self loathing and isolation, he ended up indulging in fictional stories to distract himself from it, which only led to him starting to dream… of getting reincarnated, in a fantasy world.  After a series of unfortunate events and death, he reincarnated as Cael Ashford, the first son of a seemingly normal countryside family. His dream was finally about to unfold right before his eyes, potentially making up for the misfortune he was faced with in his previous one… or so he thought. Is this really just a story about his reincarnation? Is this really going to be the happy and redeeming story that he dreamt of? Or perhaps, is the misfortune he went through in his first life, only a drop of water in the ocean?  There’s only one way to find out.

Waking up in an unfamiliar body was not what he expected, Finding out he’s in DxD was even more surprising. But he got A System and most importantly A family, something he never had but always wanted. This was going to be his Second Chance in life and he was going to lock in and enjoy himself.

A story about a man that died with a lot of regrets. Follow him as gets a chance to rewrite his story and do right by those whom he fails in the past. Follow his journey as he embarks on the road to becoming The Greatest Of All Time, The Goat, The singularity. Of the beautiful game of Football Thank you for giving my novel a chance I’m quit new to this so I hope you enjoyable read in a world of my creation

Ghost portals opened all across the world, and getting possessed seemed as common as catching a fever. As such, humanity was forced to live in safe zones that were steadily shrinking day by day. Yet to Lana, nothing was new. She was reborn on the day when the true daughter of the Almond family returned. She watched as Brenda, her murderer from the past life, was pampered by the Almond siblings. “Lana, you should know your place and leave.” Eldest Young Almond ordered with glacial disdain. “A wretch like you never belonged to the Almond Family. Pitiful mutt.” Second Young Master Almond chuckled, his venom-laced words resounding, “And if possible, stop comparing yourself to Brenda. She is a rare awakened Dream Warden, while you... sigh. Marry a beggar, and that would be the grandest achievement in your life.” “I always wondered why a dim-witted person like her ended up as our sister. Sigh... I am concerned that she might perish after being possessed by a roadside ghost.” The Third Young Master derided. For safety and peace, Lana left the Almond family and forged her own empire. Trash? She became a supreme Talisman Practitioner! Marry a beggar? The wealthy heirs in Brookvale lined up to wed her! Die in the hands of a roadside ghost? The specters in the ghost zones trembled upon hearing her name! Poor mutt? Heh! Her business empire earned her billions of dollars every single month! Even her past life’s moonlight was shamelessly flirting with her! Lana never thought that her past life's misery was orchestrated by a schemer, neither she thought that her luck was stolen away by the docile lovable daughter of the Almond family. In this life, she vowed to live a thriving life and protect her luck. She fought off ghosts haunting her world while fighting the mysterious forces. .......................................................................................... Extract “Mister, I feel a connection with you. Would you like to adopt me?” Lana fluttered her eyelashes while gazing at the handsome young man with lustrous black hair. Yet what intoxicated her the most was the radiant purple and gold aura around her past life’s moonlight! So delicious! She longed to devour him whole! “No.” His deep voice reverberated in Lana’s heart, making her freeze for a second. ‘Ah... sure enough... an untouchable flower like him... is out of my league!’ “However... I do need a silver cat.” His words were laced with ambiguity as he stared at her intently, “Especially the dauntless one that loves to sneak into my bed at night and claw my admirers.” Lana •silver cat•: “...” Ugh... no, it’s not me .....................................................................................

"Is one soul enough to recognise other in a different form?" Alex, a cyber-fairy from the far future is a rendezvous agent at an organisation called Re-Connect, who is responsible for bringing people connected by fate to meet each other again. He is tasked with getting 5 pairs to meet again, by writing plays that suit the scenario to create an environment for them to discover each other. He meets Ben by chance, a side character in the troop he's working for, who's a little too pompous for his liking, and is someone Alex dreads. Will Ben allow Alex to complete his mission? Is the mission the end of it? Or is a dark labyrinth awaits them both?

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[The opening premise is rather toxic] [Single female lead Krul] [No romantic relationships with other female characters] Due to a mistake by the Golden Finger, Luke died inexplicably, and thus the Golden finger granted Luke the ability to travel to other worlds. After gaining the ability, Luke changed her name to Yuhe and first traveled to "Seraph of the End" (owari no seraph) to kidnap Krul...

A Story About Many Heroes Fighting For The Same Cause.. To Save The Universe! But How Did Things End Up This Way? Book 0 Covers This, And Is Currently Ongoing!

The Semonios are creatures who lived in an alternate dimension a realm where no human could enter. Ancient beings who survived by feasting on the essence of humans, but human flesh was their greatest delicacy,a craving that had made mankind both their prey and their main source of sustenance. Hidden beyond the boundaries of the human world, and cursed to be separated from mankind,they had built a civilization of their own. A continent ruled by ancient laws, powerful bloodlines,and a hunger that had endured for centuries. To most humans,within the walls they were nothing more than creatures of myth but to the Semonios,humanity was the source of life itself. A prophecy about Emperor's seed suddenly resurfaces in words bearing death's cold prangs. One that puts him in a dilemma of having to choose between his own son and his people. Although born of parents both fullbreeds,Ramses was a half breed,an usual being fated to destroy the very people he loved. Despite being born with purity unlike the rest of his kind,his eerie existence cloaked a prophecy of doomsday. His birth was prevented yet was he begotten,with a fate he fought to escape from. He's the origin,the end an agent of both destruction and peace. ******************** ***************** Ariane turned abruptly to leave but Ramses blocked her way. Before she could utter another word she found herself in his arms,his hand tightly wrapped around her waist She was so close that she could hear his heartbeat And with those grey eyes peering deeply into hers he whispered, "Despite you being human,not even destiny nor Fate can take you away from me".... Note: This book is in three parts. Part one:In a continent bathed in lies the events occurring when Ramses was a child,an unusual being who is neither Semonio or human,including the Emperor's investigations in the murder of his wife. Part two:Something different...years had passed with changing times,read to discover... Part three: The present day (modern times).

He once ruled as a feared dungeon boss. Now he’s raising a human child. After abandoning his collapsing dungeon, Zortheus never expected to find an infant alone in the wild, or to become her father. Disguised as a quiet villager, Zora, he gives Lila the peaceful life he never had, burying the monstrous past she must never learn. But with her growing dream to become an adventurer, the outside world inches closer to the very truth he fights to hide. And as old threats stir again, their quiet life stands on the edge of a secret away from unraveling. The world remembers him a villain. She only knows him as Dad. Two truths that cannot meet… or everything breaks.

Check Out: I Am Not A Pro Fourteen years ago, the youngest daughter of the legendary Sunaina family disappeared. A tragedy, a mystery. A family drama big enough to make an entire mansion run out of tissues. The Sunaina family searched everywhere for their lost child. And after 14 long years,They finally found her.The only problem? They expected a cute little daughter who would run into their arms crying.Instead, they found Maya. -------- Maya is an orphan living quietly in a small rented house in the countryside. She has no money. No powerful background no legendary bloodline. At least, that's what she thinks. She has no idea her birth certificate is basically a hidden treasure map.She is just trying to survive her ordinary life. Unfortunately ... the universe looked at her peaceful existence and said: "That seems too easy. Let's add some chaos." ------- One day at school, Maya meets Mahi Sunaina—the terrifyingly influential head of the Sunaina family. Everything seems normal. Until Maya notices the bracelet on Mahi's hand. Her only thought was: "I think I am doomed." Wait a minute... why does this feel like a suspiciously important plot device? And just like that...Her quiet life ends. 'Congratulations, Maya.' You have unlocked the 'Secret Rich Family Daughter' achievement. Rewards include: - Confused relatives. - Endless family drama. - And absolutely no peaceful days. ------- The Sunaina family finally gets their missing daughter back but they soon realize something terrifying. The little girl they lost 14 years ago is gone, the person standing before them is someone completely different. Maya is intelligent, she is suspicious of everyone. Her trust level is lower than a villain's chance of staying dead after a dramatic final battle... The family wanted their daughter back. They got a mystery instead. This world may look like a beautiful romance fantasy. A world filled with destiny, miracles and characters who somehow always meet at the perfect dramatic moment. But Maya knows the truth, She knows how this story ends. So, she has a simple response: "No." From now on, everyone is a piece on the board. Family members? Potential allies. Enemies? Potential problems. People with suspicious smiles? Definitely problems. Maya doesn't want to be a hero. Unfortunately, fate has other plans.And fate has never learned that forcing a stubborn person into a story usually creates a bigger disaster. NOTE : Attention, Dear Readers. Before you start searching for romance, love triangles or a collection of handsome characters fighting for Maya's attention ..... Please stop. The romance department has been permanently closed. The harem application form has been lost, rejected and permanently deleted. Please do not send requests; she is already busy managing disasters. TAG: Female MC SCHEDULE: 4 –10 Chapters / Week CHAPTER LENGTH: 3000–4500 words ----------- WARNING: Maya is not a hero. She is not a perfect angel who forgives everyone after one emotional speech. She is not the kind of protagonist who sees someone crying and immediately says, "Don't worry, I will save you!" Her first thought is more likely: "How is this my problem?" She is cynical, complicated and definitely not a walking sunshine generator. She may even make you ask: "Am I supposed to support her plan or call someone?" If you want a sweet protagonist who helps everyone in trouble this is probably not your cup of tea. But if you want to watch a girl with a complicated past challenge destiny, family drama, and the ridiculous rules of a fantasy world...welcome.The chaos begins here. -------- I am a new writer, so please forgive any spelling or grammar mistakes. I am still improving and trying to make this story better with every chapter. Writing a story is easy until grammar appears as the final boss. I hope you enjoy the chaos.

Transmigrated by a literal slap from Aha, the Aeon of Elation, Leon finds himself thrust into the vast, star-faring universe of Honkai: Star Rail. But he isn't just an ordinary Trailblazer; he is an anomaly outside the bounds of destiny, capable of wielding the power of all eighteen Paths. His mere presence shatters the predictions of the Aeons, prompting the most powerful gods in the universe to form a cosmic chat group just to watch his daily antics. Armed with an impossibly thick skin and reality-bending powers, Leon decides to turn the galaxy into his personal playground. Why choose between Stelle and Caelus when you can hand-craft a second Stellaron and have both? Why follow the tragic script of Jarilo-VI when you can just hand the villain the script and force a happy ending? From flirting with the dangerous Stellaron Hunters to leaving the Genius Society utterly baffled by his biology, Leon rewrites the stars at his every whim. As Leon boards the Astral Express, he brings a storm of chaos, comedy, and overpowered dominance to every world he visits. But with the Interstellar Peace Corporation taking notice, the Lord Ravagers declaring war, and the Aeons watching his every move, the universe is about to realize that the greatest variable isn't a Stellaron—it's Leon. Will the galaxy survive his relentless pursuit of 'fun,' or will he accidentally conquer the cosmos while trying to build his ultimate harem? [Raw: 星铁：开局浮黎碎了怎么办] [TAGS & CATEGORY] Category: Fanfiction - Video Games Tags: Action, Adventure, System, Transmigration, Overpowered, Harem, Magic, Face-slapping, Reincarnation, Beast Taming Topic: #HONKAISTARRAIL #HSR #OVERPOWERED #HAREM #COMEDY

Zhang Yang, a penniless university senior grieving his grandfather’s death, finds his life completely transformed after a blind date with a beautiful teacher. During the meeting, he unexpectedly fuses with the Nuwa Salvation System, an intelligent chip carrying future-era technology. The system assigns him a monumental mission: locate the world’s most exceptional beauty-level Star Menders and recruit them into the high-tech empire he must build, guiding them to complete the massive Nuwa Sky-Mending Project. As if campus bullies, corrupt rich heirs, and his shameless roommate weren’t enough trouble, Zhang Yang soon discovers his real challenge comes from the overwhelming number of stunning, brilliant women he must engage with—genius scientists, elite operatives, award-winning actresses, supermodels, even Miss Worlds. All share a single trait: extraordinary intelligence. These aren’t ordinary beauties. They are goddesses among goddesses—the peak of perfection, and the key to a destiny far bigger than Zhang Yang ever imagined. (All characters appearing in novel are adults over the age of 18; if there is anything inappropriate, it is solely for literary effect)

Tokita ayuto suddenly wakes up to a zombie apocalypse in Hokkaido,a week after the epidemic he meets a girl called nezuko,who might be immune to the virus and the two of them journey to Tokyo with other companions in search for a cure before it's too late.