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Kyle broke free. Sadly, punching the leader of a gang of thugs had consequences, and the leader's cronies would beat Kyle to death. But so what?! He didn't regret punching this guy even once! However, a powerful Magic Lady saved Kyle and then did something strange. She offered him a job. Apparently, he would have to go to a different world, a brutal realm where strength was the only law, and become its Overseer. A world where one person could fight thousands of people. A world where gigantic beasts broke mountains. And Kyle? He was just some random guy. He couldn't break mountains. Hell, he could barely fight a single guy, but what was he supposed to do? Reject the offer and get killed? Whether he liked it or not, he had to grow stronger, and while the beginning was tough, he actually found something he really enjoyed. His gigantic hammer. It was exhilarating when beasts exploded into chunks of flesh whenever he struck them. He loved turning boulders into rubble. With his hammer in hand, Kyle would forge a path of destruction through beast hordes and any ancient gods who dare stand in his way. And as his power grew, he became more and more involved in a war between two fundamentally different forces of nature. Join Kyle on his journey to become the Strongest Hammer God! -- Hammer starts at chapter 36 2 chapters every day. Join my Discord: https://discord.gg/EfePH46Aru

The only thing standing between a dead-end job and football glory? A holographic interface and a lot of hungover plumbers. Danny Walsh is going nowhere. At twenty-six, his life is a monotonous cycle of night shifts at a Manchester convenience store and escaping into the digital world of Football Manager, where he is a tactical genius building championship-winning teams from nothing. In the real world, he is just another guy with a dead-end job and a dream that feels impossibly far away. A mysterious notebook gives him an impossible edge: the power to see the hidden attributes of football players. It’s a party trick no one else can see, a useless superpower for a man going nowhere. But in the broken, overlooked talent of Manchester's gritty leagues, data is destiny. Danny holds a winning ticket, if he can only learn how to read it. And if this cursed gift doesn't break him first. --- For fans of Player Manager, Football Manager, and system novels, this is a character-driven, tactically rich, and hilariously authentic journey from the bottom of the pyramid to the very top. The beautiful game is about to get a system upgrade. Sports Fiction | System Novel | Football Management | Progression Fantasy ---

Transmigrated into the King of Fighters world, Cloud is under immense pressure. Rugal, Goenitz, Orochi, NESTS, Those from the Past... one boss after another, all lined up waiting for him to take them down. Everyone else is playing King of Fighters. Cloud is robbing King of Fighters! Iori Yagami's purple flames? Snatched—perfect for lighting cigarettes! Orochi's Sunshine of Radiance? Grabbed—great for drying laundry! Mai Shiranui's... intimate garments? Ahem. Those require careful study. Chizuru Kagura's sealing arts, Athena Asamiya's psychic powers, Kula Diamond's cryokinesis... King of Fighters, Fatal Fury, Samurai Shodown, Street Fighter, even the Marvel Universe—if it's powerful, if it's beautiful, he wants it all!

Just a bunch of existences who are the consciousness of realms brought to life. saka the sentience of heaven. faya the sentience of the universe and aka the sentience of void. what happens when mere wills and consciousnesses seek "self" join our MCs on their joiney of self discovery while doing the most goofy,out f this world feats on the way. if you're gonna be a person, why not start off as a highschooler? That's rumored to be the haven of self discovery, even across the infinite realms and dimensions. Don't expect anything really serious early on, just take it as your generic toon force MCs doing the wackiest feats imaginable, all while becoming a little bit more human. It's in more of an episodic than continuous format but it'll work out in the end.

Born into a dirt poor mining family, Karl only had one chance to get ahead in life, the annual elite recruitment day. On their final day of middle school, every student in the Golden Dragon Nation was given an experimental injection to awaken their affinity with magic. Those few who succeeded would become the Elite, the leaders and idols of the nation, blessed with incredible magical powers and respected by all. Those who did not would return to their normal lives of hard work and low wages, just doing the best they could. But with the nation surrounded by enemies, both humans and monsters, how long would these peaceful days of magical idols last? Follow the story of Karl as he awakens a unique power and strives to become the world's first Legendary Beast Master. Want to join the community for updates and upcoming news? Check out the discord. https://discord.gg/aokiaku

Schedule: Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Support me on pat reon.com/GreenBlue17 Lucas unexpectedly possessed the ability to travel between Earth and a new world. The new world is a fantasy world without magic but it have all kind of people like Elf, Beastkins. Read the story of Lucas how he start his journey by becoming a City Lord in this world. With his harem of beastkins. I am not only translating it but also adding my own imagination in the novel. This is a fanfic. Important: The MC is not chaotic evil. He is ruthless toward his enemies. Note: Image is not mine.

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: “PG” => No One 17 and Under Permitted ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

What can a single man do in the world of Honkai? Save it, that’s what.

In a post-apocalyptic world where humanity survives in fortified cities, only a lucky few awaken Talents, supernatural powers that allow them to level up. Isaac believed he was destined for an ordinary life—until he awakened the Bonded Blessings System. This system granted him a unique ability: he could share the talents, abilities, and progress of his wives. [Your wife, Sword Empress, has reached Overlord rank. Sharing progress…] [You have leveled up 10x and reached Overlord rank!] [Your wife, Ghost Queen, has unlocked the full potential of her Nether Eyes. Sharing progress…] [You have awakened Supreme Demonic Nether Eyes!] [Your wife, Dragon Saintess, has purified an Ancient Dragon Heart and absorbed it. Sharing progress…] [You have awakened the Ancient Dragon God's Bloodline!] Killing monsters? Grinding for levels? Why bother when his wives could do it for him? As long as they grew stronger, so did he! .... For character arts visit: https://ko-fi.com/failedwriter101 Discord server link: https://discord.gg/vrNqR3V4Vb

Naren is a boy cursed by his sister to be forgotten by those around him. The only thing she left him was a crimson scarf and an odd ability to control reflections. In a world of fairy tales where even survival isn't guaranteed, Naren has decided to find her. By any means possible.

A mysterious Sky Screen suddenly descends upon the Douluo Continent. It randomly selects individuals and sends them into the Perfect World, while broadcasting their survival journey live to the entire continent! As long as someone manages to survive there for one full year, they can bring back everything they obtained and may even gain the chance to prove the Dao and ascend to godhood. At first, the people of Douluo were brimming with confidence. They believed they could easily sweep through the Perfect World, seize its treasures, and claim endless opportunities. Until… Huyan Zhen was slapped into a pile of flesh by a descendant of the Black Emperor. The “theoretical master” Yu Xiaogang tried to study a pig, only to be rammed and sent flying three thousand li, becoming the laughingstock of the entire continent. Only then did everyone finally realize the true terror of the Perfect World. … Countless epochs ago, Jiang Chen transmigrated into the Perfect World. After enduring endless years of cultivation and relying on the assistance of a system, he eventually proved the Dao as an Immortal King and established the supreme Primordial Immortal Court. One day, Jiang Chen suddenly discovered something strange. Inside his Primordial Immortal Court… Some very familiar figures had appeared. The youthful-faced Zhu Zhuqing. The mature and elegant Bibi Dong. And many others… — Daily Updates X3 — For Early Access: [[email protected]/Thebeginning331]

"Immortality? That can be lonely. And in the end, everyone will die. It doesn’t matter what you do to escape it—sooner or later, all shall taste death. It is already written; it’s only a matter of when and how. But glory… glory is the answer. Glory will outlive flesh and bones. Glory is what we should strive for, not immortality." ~~~~ Robin Burton was a young man who grew up with everything anyone could ever hope for: immense talent in cultivation, a sharp mind, and a wealthy family that would stop at nothing to protect and nurture him. He had everything—except the will to make use of it. "Why should I walk the same path as my ancestors? Why must I seek strength just to defeat one rival or compete with another? That is not what I was born for!" --- “…Heh\~” Robin let out a long sigh. “Pursuing power was never my goal. I left my family and secluded myself to escape those pointless struggles for authority. I wanted to explore the universe, and to explore myself first… yet time and again, I was dragged into devastating wars. I wanted to benefit people with my knowledge and immortalize my name, yet worlds fell and hundreds of billions died because of me. Ironic, hah?”

Reborn, and as Ash Ketchum? But wait, the world is different from the original—the journey now starts at age 15? It looks like it’s time to show them how it’s done! This is an Ash who started making money before his journey even began. This is an Ash who started training Pokémon long before setting off. By the time he leaves home, he’s already a powerhouse. Ash: "A battle? No problem! This is a translation. Credit to original author.

[REEDITED VERSION!] "Your Father, Mother, Uncle... they are all dead. there's no one left to save you anymore." The God declared in a confident voice which had a hint of fear hidden in it "Even then, Are you still going to oppose Us, all on your own, Prince?" "Heh... indeed. They are all dead." The Prince scoffed "And you weren't exactly discreet with your plan." "What.." The Prince looked up at the 100+ figures in the sky, shaking his head "Regardless, You Already know my answer. So, let's just Get this over with." A Sword, made of pure chaotic energy manifested in his hand, "I've got a lady waiting for me." And Thus began the Devastating 1 Vs 100+ War between Gods. A war so destructive that it deserved the Name 'Ragnarok'-The War of End. -------------- I, Tyler Von Regulus Have a Hard life. Very Hard Life, in fact. I am The third prince of an entire Race, Not The First prince, not the Crown prince but the Third prince. I have an Overly Doting Mother. Not a Strict mother who will force me to study or practice sword or Magic or Force me to get stronger. And Last but not least, I am Neglected by my own Father, the King. Can you believe it?! Despite having the Finest living palace, Most delicious food, the best clothes, Tens of maids at my service and a Mother's love, I never received my Father's Love. I did not have any goals or ambition either. The life of an idle prince was just that ..Tiresome! That was Until everything changed on one not-so-special morning... I gained the foreign memories of a man from a different modern world called earth. He was A corporate slave on earth, named Nick. He had lost almost all the people he ever loved- His Aunt, Grandparents, Big brother, best friend and even his parents and was just living an empty life until one day, a Truck-kun put an end to him. From Nick's memories, I also realized that the world where I am living in, my world is actually an RPG game that Nick used to play. And I, myself am a character of that very game. Not the Hero, Not a Support role, Not even a cool Villain. I am just a Villainous mob. You know, the typical Bully guy! The type who bullies his weak classmates, and would normally be the First lucky guy to get his ass handed over by the Protagonist, within the starting 5 chapters of the story. Yeah, That would be Me. Nice to meet ya! The good news is that I don't die in the game Lore ...Maybe ? I'm not sure. Nick only played the first part of the Game and the rest? I have no memories. Which means, I don't even have the Classic cheat of every transmigrator, 'Futureproof Information'. So, Am i cooked ? Don't know? Maybe not. Since I still have Plenty of time left before the main story starts. So, I have Plenty of time left to Live, a Chill Life. So, like any typical smartass, I did the obvious! Exploring all my available options like Fleeing from the Royal palace and live a slow farming-life in the countryside or marrying myself off to a Rich lady and many other options, I have decided to be the king. Why? well, I mean.. Why not! I am a prince so why should i Not Strive for the goal of becoming a king ? And, Not to mention... [STATS WINDOW ACTIVATED!] It doesn't seem like a pipe dream.

Arthur Sterling died exactly as he lived: an overworked, ruthless corporate liquidator on Earth, only to wake up in the muddy slums of The Mortal Domain -a "livestock" world farmed and harvested by the arrogant Gods of the Apex Realm. Determined to never be a disposable pawn again, he refuses to climb this universe's rigged ladder. Instead, he spots a naive, hard-working "Chosen One" and decides to execute the ultimate multiversal hostile takeover. As a local thug tries to extort him in the mud, a cold mechanical voice suddenly rings through his mind: [Ding! The 10,000x Infinite ROI System Awakened!] [Employee Target 'Caden Cross' has completed 1,000 practice swings.] [Ding! 10,000x ROI Multiplier has been triggered!] [You received 10,000,000 swings of sword insight!] Instantly, a catastrophic influx of cosmic energy forcefully rewrites his DNA, turning him from a starved, dying outcast into a towering apex predator with Domain-Level Sword Intent! ———————— [Target 'Sylvia Thorne' has naturally regenerated her Arch-Mage mana.] [10,000x ROI Multiplier Activated! Congratulations on instantly reaching the absolute peak of the Mortal Realm!] While others grind for decades to learn a basic D-rank skill, Arthur simply watches his "employees" work and invents God-tier variants in a single breath! While arrogant nobles celebrate paying mercenaries to carry them, Arthur's mere Sword Intent drops elite guards to their knees coughing blood! [You observed an Apex Overseer's ultimate Divine Art.] [10,000x Return Activated!] [Congratulations on instantly mastering the perfect counter and breaking their conceptual laws!] Armed with a system that treats the universe like a corporate asset waiting to be liquidated, Arthur's path to the throne is paved in absolute dominance and exploitation! Mocked for being a magicless beggar? He binds the realm's strongest Arch-Mage, expanding his mana core to the Master Tier in a microsecond. Looked down upon by the "Gods" of the higher realms? He steps on their Overseers, treating their invincible deities like fragile teaching dummies. Challenged by the arrogant "Alpha" geniuses of the Apex Realm? He slaps them across the face, shatters their egos, and leeches their foundational talents. But Arthur's greatest power is [The Binder]. He doesn't just defeat his enemies; he monopolizes their existence. From turning a lethal Apex Curse into a mutually beneficial power-romance to ripping the Origin Sparks out of the Prime Creator to reformat the Omniverse itself. Follow Arthur Sterling as he transforms from a disposable farm animal into the Absolute Monarch of the Infinite Realms! He will crush the Heavenly Sovereigns, build the impenetrable Chaos Ark, gather an unstoppable harem of loyal Queens like the Arch-Mage Sylvia and the Demon Empress Morwenna, and execute the ultimate multiversal hostile takeover!

So many planets out there, so many beings more spectacular than the last one, so many realms, divinities, generations, worlds, wars, galaxies, and even things we couldn’t even name… but what if we added powers to it all…..? With just the right amount of humor… and at the center of it all… one mind who carries dozens of lives… This story contains humor, tragedy, romance, pain, and more. But most of all, fantasy.

William Carter, a nuisance streamer, met his end in a predictably stupid way and was offered a second chance by an overworked Lord of Death. ​Reborn in a ruthless Xianxia world as Wei Chen, he has a new mission: to use his entire skill set and a divine streaming kit to reduce the realm's astronomically high death rate from constant sect wars, conflicts, and the number one cause of death.... the all-powerful "Courting Death." Live on Stream: Wei Chen: "If those so-called 'trash' underdogs were truly incapable of cultivating, why would every Jade Beauty in the province be obsessed with them!?" Wei Chen: "Think, Young Master! Think!" Young Master: T_T

Lucas transmigrates to a parallel world and is thrilled to discover that many of the classic, brilliant games from his past life don’t exist here. Eager to make his mark, he’s also burdened with an "Emotion Collection System"—where players’ emotions like joy, sorrow, excitement, fear, and anger from his games make him stronger. But why is it so much easier to harvest resentment than happiness? Staring at his point earnings, Lucas is utterly baffled. And so, his career as a game designer takes a… creative turn. In Undertale, players slam their desks and scream: "I’m the one being played by this game!" In Outlast, players shriek: "The locker moved! I quit—NOPE!" In Dark Souls, players cheerfully boot up the game, only to beg: "Leave the Fire Keeper and GET OUT! Take your damn flame with you—we refuse to link it!" In Call of Duty, Soap, Roach, and Ghost meet tragic ends; in Final Fantasy VII, Zack falls in battle and Aerith meets her fate; in Red Dead Redemption, Arthur and John are betrayed… Players collectively rage: "DAMN YOU, LUCAS, YOU SADISTIC OLD FOX! CAN’T YOU BE KINDA TO YOUR PROTAGONISTS?!" When asked by a reporter how he feels about players’ fury, LUCAS smiles faintly: "This isn’t hatred—it’s the world’s players urging me forward! This is LOVE! Thank you all; I’ll keep up the good work!"

Travel to the Naruto world. Nobunaga awakens the "Dream Life Simulator". You can become stronger by completing those simulated tasks. Mei Terumi, Tsunade, Temari, Kurotsuchi, Konan... The kind and upright female protagonist becomes corrupted and degenerates in the dream he creates. The wicked and sinister female protagonist finds hope in the dream he weaves. Nobunaga, who did whatever he wanted in the simulated world, never expected that one day the person he had deceived would come knocking on his door... P.S.: This is a story about dragging good people down with you and persuading bad people to come ashore. Visit my Patreon to read up to 126 chapters ahead and enjoy daily updates: patreon.com/Hestia02

Fueled by a hatred and thirst for power and revenge he cannot explain, JÜRGEN claws his way through pain, battle, and betrayal, seeking power above all else. Every strike, every sacrifice, every bond is a step toward revenge,but what revenge? against who? the world? or is it something else? what happens when he becomes the strongest, when his thirst is finally sated… what remains of the boy he once was?