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You can read advance chapters and view R-18 images of the characters on pat reon page. pat reon.com/GreenBlue17 . . . As the manager of the shopping street, it's Shuichi Chiba's job to provide excellent service to the tenants of the shopping street. "The water pipes in the shop are broken; can you come take a look?" "It's gym time; don't even think about slacking off." "Are you coming to learn floral arrangement today too?" "Thanks for your hard work; why not relax with a spa treatment?" ... Shuichi Chiba walked from one end of the street to the other, massaging his back and sighing deeply. Collecting rent was supposed to be a much less taxing job! Chiba's Diary: The beauty shop's water pipes are broken, and the gym has a yearly membership, so no slacking off. Smut - Milfs - Harem - Mature - Anal - BDSM - Threesome - No Yuri. Note:- It is a translation but i am adding my own stuff to make it a full R-18 novel.

My name is Chad Cain, a transmigrator, Luffy's third older brother and just an ordinary pink-haired teenager. I used to have a cushy Marine job, thanks to my grandfather-grandson relationship with Garp, I could have easily coasted like Kizaru, punching in and out while working a desk job as a low-ranking clerk. But everything changed when I took Garp to that island and ate that fruit. Where did this ridiculous rumor even come from? What's this about me being the illegitimate child of two Emperors, Kaido and Big Mom? PS : A single pairing with Uta and mc will supposedly act as a 'spy' later in luffy ship.

Warning: This work contains a LOT of erotic content. Read responsibly. Or irresponsibly. We don't judge. If you're after something funny, filthy, and unapologetically ecchi, with real action, real romance, and a surprising amount of heart buried under all the chaos, then welcome home. Expect at least 400+ chapters. New chapters daily (minimum two, sometimes more). A story that will have you cackling one chapter and clutching your chest the next. Buckle up. --------------------- Synopsis: An unemployed virgin dies choking on sushi in his parents' basement (don't ask), and wakes up as a divine, fully-loaded sex robot in a world where no man can get aroused, and no woman has felt satisfied, in over twenty years. He was supposed to be a glorified pleasure appliance. A very well-engineered toaster with benefits. Built by a genius half-dwarf inventor and her drop-dead-gorgeous elf mother, he was never meant to have opinions, let alone feelings. Then a stolen god-crystal short-circuited the whole plan, and now he's got a soul, a conscience, an ever-growing harem of the world's most powerful (and horniest) women, and... somehow, against every reasonable expectation, the fate of an entire cursed continent resting on his glowing metal hips. To lift the curse, he has to bed his way across the map: centaurs, dragon-kin, demon royalty, forest goddesses, dwarven princesses, and at least one deity with genuinely concerning intentions. Along the way he's collecting a found family of misfits, a body count of increasingly ridiculous enemies, and, despite his creator's very firm rule against it... quite a lot of actual feelings. Expect comedy that never lets up, action that hits harder than it has any right to, a slow-burn found-family romance nobody saw coming, and a plot that keeps escalating in ways nobody could've predicted (including, frequently, the author). Weird. Unhinged. Weirdly wholesome underneath it all. Come for the sex robot, stay for the divine conspiracy. --------------------- Enjoying the ride? Ratings, reviews, and power stones keep this thing alive. Show some love! Let me know if you want it punchier, shorter, or leaning harder into a specific angle (comedy vs. plot vs. romance).

An arrogant, Dominant Demon soul takes over Naruto body. See how he cunningly, manipulates and takes whole Naruto world, forming a new demonic cult in this world. The demonic cultivator in Naruto's body, bonds with many Kunoichi and MILFs. Nowhere in this Naruto, gets huminated. fanfiction consists of: big harem - check romance - check MILFs - check smart mc - check comedy & Satire - check attitude - check [R18 will be there. There will be s*x scenes, I can't describe them like erotica...But I do my best. There will lot of netori and melon content] - no NTR . . . . Authors note: My patreon : https://www.patreon.com/Doctor_Strange_739 Discord : https://discord.gg/UMFKR7BY PAYPAL.ME LINK: https://paypal.me/midnightparadise69?country.x=IN&locale.x=en_GB If you feel I'm trustworthy, you can pay me through Patreon or PayPal. Unless you don't feel my trust in us, don't pay me anything. I will write because it's my passion to write. You can pay me if you like my work. That's all that I have to say. I will not force you to pay me; I will not ask you to pay me. It's up to you. If you like, you can; if you don't like, don't. Once again thank you for every loyal fan that I had before and every person who supported me. And also thankyou for all the loyal readers now too. I will gain my trust again. I will gain the trust of the lost loyal fans too. Thanks.

It's the story of an young girl Zhao Lian waiting all her life to fall in love for the first time, but getting betrayed by her very first love who she thought she can rely on for the rest of her life. After watching her bestfriend's failed love too...She changes her mind to not trust or love any guy for her entire life. But fate have other plans.. inorder to find someone close to her, she decides to set out to another city.And ends up meeting the guy who she used to bully when she's a child. Will she find that person? What will happen between Lian and her victim? Will she ever find love or not? Will she ever smile brightly from heart but not from face? Let's find out from the story.

A girl named Hikari gets reincarnated into the Pokemon world, in the Sinnoh region then goes on a journey. There will be references to other anime and other random stuff. I got bored of people only making fanfics about Kanto, so here's Sinnoh. Kanto will happen eventually but it's like come on people, the other regions are good too. WARNING: English is my first language and I suck at it. This is my first time writing, so expect bad punctuation, grammar mistakes, please let me know if you have any suggestions. Updates: please bear with me, I am watching diamond and pearl, plus have school, and a job so updates may take a while. I try to post at least once within two weeks. While I love writing, in the end for me this is a hobby and I am prioritizing my college education. Don't worry about me dropping this, I have had a a lot of fun writing this, and I find it as a nice stress reliever. I won't mind if someone turns this into an audio book on Youtube or something. Leave a comment if you want to ask for permission. The cover is not mine, all rights belong to Nintendo, Satoshi Tajiri, The only thing that belongs to me are my original characters, any references to other media do not belong to me either.

"But you once loved me, I once did but not now and scumbags like you deserve to die,I only welcome worthy people in my world that is why I will be your demise".

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: “PG” => No One 17 and Under Permitted ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

Serelia, the vampire, is always fighting away from her home as a guard at the border of their homeland, Crisiniara, to prevent anyone from invading them. It may seem lonely to do all this everyday, wouldn't it? Well not at all, since Serelia have a very unique "friend" of hers there who calls himself "Mr. Shadow" and just wants two things. First is to beat Serelia so that humans can invade their homeland. The second... To be an edgelord. A story of a vampire and a human. Enemies of each other, who always fights whenever they meet.

Clumsy, chaotic, and endlessly enthusiastic, Park Ji-Ah lands her first job at an elite publishing company Hanryeon Tech—where she immediately collides with Ha-Joon Kim, the company’s cold, perfection-obsessed CEO. What begins as a daily war of nerves, paperwork, and personality clashes slowly turns into something neither of them planned: love. But loving a Kim is never simple. When Ha-Joon’s powerful family steps in, Ji-Ah is judged not for who she is, but for where she comes from. Labeled “unsuitable” because of her poor background, Ji-Ah becomes the center of a class-driven conflict that threatens both her relationship and Ha-Joon’s position. As tensions rise, chaos doubles when Ha-Joon’s other brother develops an interest in Ji-Ah’s sister, entangling the two families even further. Boundaries blur, loyalties are tested, and emotions collide, forcing Ji-Ah and Ha-Joon to decide whether love is worth standing against family expectations, societal pressure, and their own fears. In a world where perfection is demanded and mistakes are unforgiven, Ji-Ah must prove that sincerity, resilience, and a little chaos might be the most powerful things of all.

In a world where the sea dominates the land, everyone awakens a Class, and their worth is decided at birth. Powerful Classes rule the seas and islands. Trash Classes are abandoned. Jake, who suddenly finds himself in this new world one day, awakens a Unique Class with no combat power....until he discovers its true ability: by bonding with crew members, he can evolve their trash Classes into powerful, rare ones. And as his crew’s strength grows, so does his own. Beautiful women with trash classes, discarded by the world, maids, dancers, prisoners, and many more find a second chance aboard his ship. Through trust, shared danger, and intimate bonds, they rise from the lowest decks to become fearsome pirates. This is the story of a pirate captain who turns trash into treasure and builds the most dangerous pirate crew to ever sail the seas.. ______ https://discord.gg/z97rRPN3Wt No NTR. No yuri.

No system + Celestial Dragon + Sharingan + Mythical Zoan + Scholar + Roger Pirates ... Year 1 after joining the Roger Pirates Valthior: “Can you guys stop being so violent? I’m just a scholar—I can’t even tie up a chicken!” ... Year 5 after joining the Roger Pirates Valthior: “Hey, slow down with the killing! Leave one for me—I just learned a new move. I wanna split his damn head open!” ... Year 10 after joining the Roger Pirates Valthior: “Captain, why are you wasting time talking to him? I’m gonna chop him into a bloody mist!” ... After reaching Laugh Tale and uncovering the secrets of history Valthior: “This is just the end of the journey—not the peak! Why are we disbanding? I’m the most educated one on this ship, so listen to me—first we take down Shiki, then we smash Whitebeard! We’ve gotta truly live up to the name of Pirate King!” ... Twenty years later Valthior: “As the saying goes, the student surpasses the master. My captain became the Pirate King—so if I don’t become the King of the World, wouldn’t that make this life a waste?” ... Alternate name: One Piece: I Only Learned Killing Was Illegal

Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, Makoto joined the Akatsuki using his identity as someone from the future, becoming the organization's one and only Strategist. Right from the start, he proposed a heaven-defying strategy that shocked the Akatsuki. Have Zetsu infiltrate the private restrooms of the Five Kage. Collect their hemorrhoid blood and sanitary waste Black Zetsu: "…You want me to steal what?" Makoto: "Pass it to Hidan. He sits in a circle, stabs himself, and we hold the world hostage overnight. Zero casualties, maximum profit." Konan: "Is there a less disgusting plan?" Makoto: "I hear your God's Origami Technique is excellent for disguise, right?" Konan: "Yes." Makoto: "Disguise Exploding Tags as toilet paper and sell them throughout the Five Great Nations. When they go to wipe their butts, let the world know pain. Art is an explosion!" Pain, Deidara: "?" From trolling Kakashi into almost committing suicide to turning Kisame into an improv actor, Makoto is rewriting the ninja world's history one cigarette at a time!

Looking for a unique, thrilling, and expansive story? Beware! This story, 19 years in the making, is legendary! Announcements/News: Actively updating — Revised Volume 2 complete, Volume 3 Relaunches in September 24! Reorganization in progress. I'm back, preparing for Volume 3! Trailer dropped! Actual Synopsis: Saga 1 - Major Arc 1 (Possible Spoilers) Volume 1: A special family happily lived in a secluded and sacred forest. However, their peaceful lives take a dark turn when two strangers appeared. An evil organization and the dangers of the outside world threaten their lives. How will three boys face against the cruel reality of the world? Volume 2: Three special boys attend an academy, seeking knowledge of the outside world. After a shocking turn of events, they seek to get stronger, obtaining special weapons from a secretive master. With fearsome and hungry monsters in their way, how will they learn to wield such weapons? Volume 3: Three special boys protect their home from a jealous prince and a hungry princess. Everything went as planned until they ended up elsewhere, outside their home... How will they withstand and survive the outside world? Volume 4: Three special boys defend outside society from a giant, fearsome prince. With the outside's military intervening, how will they ally? Also featuring a bittersweet rivalry between two close apprentices and shocking revelations of a dissolved noble family. Volume 5: Three special boys finally invade their enemy's main base of operations. As they confront the leaders, how will they manage a victory over them? Featuring backstories and climatic battles of significant characters. Saga 1 - Major Arc 2 (Possible Spoilers) Volume 6: Three special boys join the fight against new enemies of humankind. Monsters, created and locked up in a dark lab, were released. Featuring a time skip, how much stronger did the boys get? Is it enough to stop their new superior enemies or will they fail at their final mission of saving humanity? Volume 7: Featuring a rivalry between two monster species and an insidious reason for it, how will two young brothers solve the prolonged and bitter quarrel? How will they make it back to their homeland with reinforcements for humankind? Coming soon... Volume 8: Synopsis arriving soon... :) Even bigger synopsis in the auxiliary volume! Say what?! If you want free early access, contact me in my socials. XD Here are my socials: https://linktr.ee/habo_

After being wrongfully accused and killed, a young man reincarnates into a superhuman society as a third rate villain named Don, whose biggest asset is his side-kick with mental issues. With few options available to him, Don accepts the mantle of his predecessor and must now not only survive in a new and dangerous world, but also conquer it.... **Congratulations, you have died and awakened the Supervillain Idol System.** **The path to fame, fortune and world domination is yours is take!!** ------------ Discord: https://discord.gg/U29paHWKEN **Disclaimer**: This work of fiction is set in an alternate reality and is purely a product of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or events is entirely coincidental. The author has taken creative liberties with historical, cultural, and geographical elements to craft a unique and fictional world. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental

Most protagonists get hit by Truck-kun. I got squashed by Optimus Prime landing from orbit. Vivan Frostwell’s second life started with a crunch. One minute he was enjoying his wealth, the next he was flattened by the leader of the Autobots. He wakes up in 1983. In a small town called Hawkins, Indiana. Just in time for the Demogorgon to come out to play. Vivan knows the plot. He knows Will Byers is doomed, Barb is toast, and the government is watching. He’s just a rich twelve-year-old with zero combat skills and a rusty shovel. He should be dead. But then, a blue screen flickers to life: [ Invitation to "Heroes of Questionable Decisions" ] His only lifeline is a Dimensional Chat Group. The problem? The members are a nightmare blunt rotation of the multiverse's most dangerous egos: Sukuna (JJK): Wants him to die entertainingly. Aizen (Bleach): Is definitely plotting to become God. Esdeath (Akame ga Kill): Thinks "torture" is a love language. Makima (Chainsaw Man): Treats everyone like a dog. Optimus Prime: The guy who killed him (it’s awkward). Forced to grind his powers from "Level 1 Nosebleed" to "God-Tier," Vivan has to survive the Upside Down, bluff his way through conversations with sociopaths, and keep the plot from imploding. For now. ---------------------------- I don't own any Character except my MC. Its not an Translation. If you guys want to keep me motivated, just leave some comments and reviews—I love reading them. Don't worry about the votes; if you enjoy the story, I know they'll come naturally.

Ghost portals opened all across the world, and getting possessed seemed as common as catching a fever. As such, humanity was forced to live in safe zones that were steadily shrinking day by day. Yet to Lana, nothing was new. She was reborn on the day when the true daughter of the Almond family returned. She watched as Brenda, her murderer from the past life, was pampered by the Almond siblings. “Lana, you should know your place and leave.” Eldest Young Almond ordered with glacial disdain. “A wretch like you never belonged to the Almond Family. Pitiful mutt.” Second Young Master Almond chuckled, his venom-laced words resounding, “And if possible, stop comparing yourself to Brenda. She is a rare awakened Dream Warden, while you... sigh. Marry a beggar, and that would be the grandest achievement in your life.” “I always wondered why a dim-witted person like her ended up as our sister. Sigh... I am concerned that she might perish after being possessed by a roadside ghost.” The Third Young Master derided. For safety and peace, Lana left the Almond family and forged her own empire. Trash? She became a supreme Talisman Practitioner! Marry a beggar? The wealthy heirs in Brookvale lined up to wed her! Die in the hands of a roadside ghost? The specters in the ghost zones trembled upon hearing her name! Poor mutt? Heh! Her business empire earned her billions of dollars every single month! Even her past life’s moonlight was shamelessly flirting with her! Lana never thought that her past life's misery was orchestrated by a schemer, neither she thought that her luck was stolen away by the docile lovable daughter of the Almond family. In this life, she vowed to live a thriving life and protect her luck. She fought off ghosts haunting her world while fighting the mysterious forces. .......................................................................................... Extract “Mister, I feel a connection with you. Would you like to adopt me?” Lana fluttered her eyelashes while gazing at the handsome young man with lustrous black hair. Yet what intoxicated her the most was the radiant purple and gold aura around her past life’s moonlight! So delicious! She longed to devour him whole! “No.” His deep voice reverberated in Lana’s heart, making her freeze for a second. ‘Ah... sure enough... an untouchable flower like him... is out of my league!’ “However... I do need a silver cat.” His words were laced with ambiguity as he stared at her intently, “Especially the dauntless one that loves to sneak into my bed at night and claw my admirers.” Lana •silver cat•: “...” Ugh... no, it’s not me .....................................................................................

Schedule: 2 chapters daily. Support me on pat reon.com/GreenBlue17 Lucas unexpectedly possessed the ability to travel between Earth and a new world. The new world is a fantasy world without magic but it have all kind of people like Elf, Beastkins. Read the story of Lucas how he start his journey by becoming a City Lord in this world. With his harem of beastkins. I am not only translating it but also adding my own imagination in the novel. This is a fanfic. Important: The MC is not chaotic evil. He is ruthless toward his enemies.

Li Feng was just a regular pervy guy from Earth who somehow landed in a world where cultivators cared way more about the Dao than their own mortal bodies. On his first day, by some crazy luck, he found 35,000 spirit stones on a dead cultivator. He blew 30,000 of those stones just to buy his way into one of the top sects as an outer disciple. After years of grinding and nearly burning through the rest of his stones trying to break through, he’s still stuck at the lowest cultivation level. Now, with only a hundred stones left and his patience running thin, he decides to spend those last stones on a night of mortal pleasure with a cold, distant senior sister who usually doesn’t give a damn about things like that. She agrees ,not because she’s interested, but because the price is hard to say no to. What Li Feng doesn’t realize is that this reckless move give him the chance to finally break free from his bottleneck and change everything. ___ A lot of Smut and Plot, No NTR, No Yuri. https://discord.gg/z97rRPN3Wt

Kaoru Mitoma is a transmigrator, and there’s a wish machine attached to him. As long as he fulfills any of the wishes, he’ll gain a random reward. The more wishes he grants, the more rewards he gets! However, these wishes seem kind of strange? —— “I really wish I could be Miss Sakayanagi dog!” “Argghhh I want to bully Karuizawa Kei in front of everyone so bad!” “I want to Secretly threaten Airi Sakura. She wouldn’t want everyone to find out She's an online idol, right?” “I want to see Kushida-chan, her face full of disgust, wearing a maid outfit and serving like she’s looking at trash…” "I want Ichinose to step on me!" ..............