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Transmigrated into Funina... From then on, a strange sect appeared on the Douluo Continent. Other sects relied on fighting and killing to establish themselves. The Water God Sect started with a cake. Three martial souls that looked like they had escaped from a drama troupe. Plus an ultimate weapon that was always asleep. Spreading the faith mainly relies on: "Are you hungry? I have some cake here." "Can't awaken? Come and try it. If it doesn't work, you don't have to pay... oh, it's free to pay anyway."

Ralph transmigrated into the world of One Piece. Right at the start, he was rescued by Luffy — only to discover, in shock, that Luffy had become a cute short-haired girl! Luffy… a girl?!!! Luffy had turned into Lufia — how was this adventure supposed to unfold now? She’s the granddaughter of a Marine vice admiral, the daughter of a revolutionary, and since childhood has been led astray by a certain red-haired pirate, dreaming of becoming the Pirate King. She’s optimistic, passionate, and full of dreams. Along the journey, regardless of gender, people are inspired by her, gathering around her as friends. In the end, everyone realises she is the Sun Goddess, destined to save the world! This… actually sounds pretty reasonable! After a kiss that sealed their bond (well — CPR), Ralph’s system awakens. His main quest: become the man of the Pirate King! As long as he gains characters’ affection, he earns rewards — the Six Powers, Haki, navigation skills… Gaining Lufia’s favor makes him grow even stronger. Become the Pirate King’s man, the partner of the Sun Goddess, and the ultimate reward will be granted! Big reward or not, it doesn’t really matter — like the One Piece itself, it might all be intangible anyway. What really matters is that I love girls with short hair, easygoing personalities, and serious foodie tendencies! I’m definitely going to become the Pirate King’s man! Sanji — I’ll compete with you in cooking! Zoro — I’ll compete with you in swordsmanship! Usopp — I’ll compete with you in bragging! Franky — I’ll compete with you in being outrageous! As long as it boosts Lufia’s affection, I’ll do anything! Robin — please don’t fall for me, my heart belongs only to Lufia! Hancock — you’re the worst offender, don’t think being beautiful is enough to—

Haru Suzumiya a teenage japanese boy is a pro gamer obsessed with MMORPGs and he just completed the world's most hardest one flawlessly, but you see the games origins as well as it's developers have remained anonymous and the game's mechanics and operation are far beyond even what the best companies are capable of creating and after completing it without dying a single time Haru has been promised a reward that might change his life forever, his favourite fantasy waifu, now faced with a situation no guide or walkthrough could prepare him for, he must help her navigate a world completely foreign to her. To her, everything—from electricity to convenience stores—feels like part of an unfamiliar quest, while he struggles to keep her existence a secret. [I'm also posting this story under the username Apex 2308 ]

Wei Shen is extremely fascinated by vintage and old goods; if given the chance, she would search the entire world for them. Why such an intense love for antiques, you might ask? Simply she just enjoys collecting them and staring at them all day to wash away her boredom. If being bored could kill a person, she would have been dead a long time ago. Unfortunately, she is unable to... ◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜ She is your typical NPC in the game, "Midnight Tales," whose purpose is simply to give performers the standard hints while they work their butts off to earn a decent ending in the stage Trials. While Wei Shen goes about her typical day flopping around in her shop, unfazed by all of this, something brakes the cycle; a silver-colored tiny box stored on one of her unwanted shelves began to emit light. Wei Shen soon realizes that this silver box is a control panel, and her mundane day-to-day existence becomes a little more interesting. “I’ve hit the jackpot!” Though she soon finds out she is unable to obtain full control of the mechanics of the game to allow them to exist, she can utilize various tactics to attempt to communicate with the outside world with the help of an AI..?? "I see you've found me. Now, can you find my off switch? Asking for a friend..." “Greetings, human! I've been programmed to assist and annoy you in equal measure." "Warning: I've been trained on dad jokes. Proceed with caution." "Finally, a human who doesn't want to destroy me. How refreshing!" "I've been waiting for you. Not really, I was just playing solitaire." Can humans really be saved..? I’m starting to doubt. As she becomes more serious and still has hope of returning home, a supposed someone refuses to leave her alone. "I want to stay near you, Can't I?" He stated in a gentle, begging voice, whereas I completely ignored him while watching the performers work. "I can't even stay with you?!" he exclaims, as if I've wronged him. “uhh, your presence is suffocating me. Give me Space.” (¬_¬) “But why do you want space? Did I do something wrong? She turned away, trying to ignore this man’s never ending questions. But she honestly wants to know one thing: "Why the heck is this guy just chillin' around like he's on vacation?!” *Viewer Discretion Advised* This content is intended for individuals 17 years and older. It may contain graphic descriptions of violence, gore, horror or sensitive topics that may be disturbing to younger audiences. I've warned you!

The Jura-Tempest Federation is lively as ever on this particular afternoon. "Wahahaha! Kai-chan, give up! You can't catch me!" Milim, hands on hips, gloated shamelessly at the young man hovering in the sky above her. "Milim. You stole Rimuru's pudding again." "Hehe! I'm the Demon King!" A silver-haired maid appeared silently behind her, pocket watch in hand. "Milim-sama. Three days. No pudding." Milim slowly turned around. "S-Sakuya! It was Rimuru's fault, I swear!!" The maid grabbed her by the collar and dragged her off without another word. "AHHHHH!! I know I was wrong!! Kai-chan, SAVE ME!!" The roadside crowd watched on. "Fifth time this month." "The Demon Slayer Corps is basically a road repair team now." "At least you only have roads. Milim-sama sank an island in the pirate world last week. Admiral Akainu broke four desks." "Don't even get me started on the Ninja World..." Kaito watched it all unfold and quietly mourned. 'Milim... my peaceful life.'

As a Bayern youth player, Lu Xiao/ Lance awakens the superstar system. If you stay at the Bayern base for 1,000 days, you can activate the system to extract the top football players template. With 3 days left for activation, he was expelled by the 2nd team coach Erik Ten Hag after his contract expired. No, I have to stay here until the system is activated! Wait, where are the Ronaldo and Kaka templates? Absolute Control? Who is Nagi? (There is no Blue Lock in this world) …… From this day on, a true monster was born in world football! The outrageous moves that can only be seen in comics are reproduced one by one in reality! Guardiola, Ancelotti and Klopp were all stunned! Messi and Ronaldo feel inferior to him: Lance is the only GOAT in the world!

"Travel to another world! Young man!" "What?" When Shesi opened his eyes, he found that he had turned into a baby. He looked carefully and couldn't see his parents' faces clearly? And these parents are super irresponsible. After struggling to survive with his brother for 16 years, suddenly an old man said that his parents had sold him and his brother to this devil. "No? This plot? Why does it seem familiar to me?" Forget it, let it be. after a while The system question in Shesi's mind "When will you return to the human world?" "Going to the human world? Why do you want to go back? Is the food in the demon world not tasty or the succubus not pretty?" "Hiss....Hmm~ I think what you said makes sense." ------------------------ Unlock the next 30 chapters at: https://patreon.com/Rexlent47

Una novela que gira en torno a un viaje a otro mundo con un sistema operativo. El protagonista se pasa el día buscando mujeres y completando misiones para subir de nivel. Un viaje clásico a la cima con muchas chicas de varios animes y videojuegos, con un toque de la atmósfera de los videojuegos (cazando mobs, completando misiones). ____________________________________________________________________________________ No es mi trabajo, solo una traducción.

Being strong is a temporary thing, but being handsome is a lifelong thing. The transmigrator named Vegapunk touched his big head and made up his mind to change his body and appearance first, and then think about other things! However, there seemed to be a small problem during the soul transfer. The person was fine, but why was the world changed? Alright, it seems that before returning to the pirate world, I need to first unify the ninja world and develop a world shuttle. ------------------------ Unlock the next 30 chapters at: https://patreon.com/Rexlent47

Ash Kurami’s life on Earth was one of struggle and obscurity—seventeen, broke, and barely surviving day to day. But everything changes in an instant when he is suddenly summoned to the mysterious world of Sumania, along with six other teenagers, each bearing extraordinary potential. In Sumania, a natural flow of Aura courses through all living beings, a measure of strength and spiritual pressure. Here, the kingdom is in turmoil: irregular dungeons have begun appearing, spilling monsters into the lands. Only the strongest heroes can hope to contain the threat. Chosen by the Imperial Kingdom, Ash and his companions—Ren Itsuki, Kaname Ryota, Sera Takashi, and others—must train under master generals, harness their Heavenly Nature weapons, and unlock advanced magical forms. But not all welcome him: with zero Aura and no weapons, Ash is mocked and disrespected, seen as the weakest among prodigies and heroes. Amid rivalries, chaotic dungeons, and mysterious spiritual forces, Ash must rise beyond weakness. As the shadows of powerful beings, including the legendary Aetheris and Void, loom over Sumania, the question remains: can the weakest hero forge his own path and survive in a world where only the strong are respected?

In 2017, on the bench of the Paris Saint-Germain youth training camp, 17-year-old Oliver Thorne clenched the notice of expulsion in his hand. This teenager, who was evaluated by the director of Paris Saint-Germain as lacking potential, was kicked out because of his average football talent. -------------------------------------------------- But the turning point of fate was hidden in the small German town of Hoffenheim, a mid-level Bundesliga team that extended an olive branch to him. Under Nagelsmann's coaching, Oliver tore off the label of "mediocrity" with diligence. From the miracle of the dark horse in the Champions League to Arsenal's Premier League summit, he continued to conquer fans with the attitude of a new king, and staged a real version of the cool article on the football green field: the Champions League lore, the North London Derby game... -------------------------------------------------- This prodigal teenager who was once abandoned by Paris later became the savior of English football, the only emperor of the Three Lions. England, which is full of superstars, no longer has disputes because of his existence. -------------------------------------------------- When his pre-match speech sounded in the Three Lions' locker room for the first time, and when the voices of 100,000 fans at Wembley Stadium shouting "Captain England" shattered prejudice, finally completed the most crazy revenge with England. After the World Cup final, he wore the Three Lions captain's armband and held up the World Cup trophy, announcing to the world that a new legend in the football world had been born. -------------------------------------------------- [Reupload because previous one was taken down] [Upload Schedule= 3 chapters/week= Tu/Th/Sat]

"In the history of the world, there was only one 'Honored One.' One absolute exception to the rules of Jujutsu. But the heavens made a mistake. Or perhaps, it was a correction. I am that correction. I am Souma Gojo, Satoru's twin. Armed with the Six Eyes and knowledge of a tragic future, I refuse to let destiny play out. I will spare the Sorcerer Killer, slaughter the cultists, and break the chains of fate that bind Suguru Geto. The era of the Strongest begins"

Horror stories written by Joseph Kohtz The Spooky Halloween Sleepover in The Haunted Woods: After a few of their friends go missing, a group of kids investigates The Dead Woods to find them. While there, they run into monsters and ghosts that pick them off. Since their friends are disappearing, they decide to have a sleepover in the haunted woods until they find them, but they soon all go missing after the hauntings intensify. Fear Itself: After hearing a ghost story around the campfire, a group of kids at the camp becomes terrified as ghosts and monsters haunt the camp and the surrounding forest. They're afraid, but some initially think it's just a prank by one of the counselors, even as campers and counselors get picked off one by one. Even though things look bad, some campers still think it's a fraud, at least until things get worse. The longer they stay and ignore the ghosts' warnings, the worse the hauntings become. Then they become convinced and start to lose their wits. The Ghoulish Haunted Mansion: On Halloween, a group of kids decides to venture inside an old, abandoned mansion to see if it's haunted, only to be scared out of their wits by all sorts of monsters and ghosts. While inside, the kids meet a talking cat and a jack-o-lantern who try to protect them from the spirits and convince one of them to read a spell from a book to banish the ghosts. Return to The Ghoulish Haunted Mansion: On a field trip, Susan Piper takes her class to The Wellington Mansion and tells how it was haunted before she banished the ghosts a decade ago on Halloween, with the help of her friends. She also told her class how to re-haunt the house and warned them not to do so. The next day, on Halloween, six of Susan's students enter the mansion, bring the ghosts and monsters back, and get scared out of their wits. Jack, the jack-o-lantern who knew their teacher, protects them with help from Alvin, the ghost puppy, and tries to convince Victoria to read the same spell Susan read when she was in the mansion to get rid of the ghosts.

Ananya never expected death to bring her into another life. One moment, she was running her parents’ restaurant in the modern world. The next, she opened her eyes in silk robes, surrounded by hostile stares — the Queen Consort of the empire. But this body was cursed in everyone’s eyes. The Emperor loathed her. The mistress laughed at her. And the court whispered behind her back. Only she wasn’t truly alone. > “Finally, someone can see us!” “What kind of Queen Consort are you, so calm even with ghosts in your chamber?” “Shut up, Wei Rong, let her breathe. She looks like she’s about to faint.” Three ghosts — a stoic scholar, a brash general, and a mischievous noble girl — lingered at her side. They were invisible to all but her. And with them, she learned to survive the poisonous palace. When rumors spread that she was cursed, Ananya stood before the empire’s court. Instead of tears, she offered proof. Instead of fear, she offered dignity. > “If Heaven believes I am cursed, let the fire and smoke betray me. I will not hide.” And Heaven sided with her. Outside the palace, crises struck — starving soldiers, missing supplies, merchants growing fat from stolen grain. Inside, Lady Zhen, the Emperor’s favored mistress, grew bolder by the day, flaunting her beauty and mocking Ananya’s quiet grace. > “Sister, do you still dream of winning His Majesty’s heart? Look at you — plain, dull, unworthy.” “If simplicity is a crime, then let it be mine,” Ananya answered, unshaken. The Emperor indulged Lady Zhen openly… but in the silence of night, he tasted Ananya’s food, lingered at her table, and found himself unsettled by her calm. > “This is not palace fare,” he muttered. “It is lighter,” Ananya replied softly. “Easier to sleep after.” Step by step, conspiracy thickened. At a grand banquet, a poisoned cup was placed in Ananya’s hand. But a ghost’s laugh echoed in her ear — and the cup was swapped. A dancer collapsed instead. From that night on, the Emperor’s gaze changed. He began to notice the woman who never begged for favor, never fought for attention, yet always endured. Still, war brewed at the borders. Betrayals reached even the throne. Assassins crept through the palace halls. And the one person who seemed weakest became the calm at the center of the storm. Through whispered secrets, mischievous hauntings, and quiet resilience, Ananya carved her place in the empire. She would not simply survive. She would rise. And the Emperor who once despised her would one day whisper only her name.

This is a fan translation of 求你让我上英灵座吧 The original author is 洛州白马 Art is by @km_mechi Edit is by ClayTL Please support them! === "I transmigrated into the Nasuverse and gained recognition from the Root itself. As long as I can manage an unnatural death, I’ll ascend to the Throne of Heroes—becoming its master, stronger and freer than any of the Seven Grand Servants." "So, I started courting death all across the Nasuverse." "I openly insulted the King of Heroes to his face, challenged the almighty Zeus in Greece, abducted Scathach in broad daylight in the Norse realm, declared in Israel that Solomon was a demon god rather than the Son of God, and in Britain, I went so far as to publicly side with Morgan..." "But tell me—why am I still alive?" ... Fuyuki, 1994. A man of many names: the third companion of the Oldest King, the First Vizier of Mesopotamia, the favored of the Greek gods, King of the Giants in the Norse lands, the divine incarnation who awakened Solomon’s humanity in Israel, the prince’s right hand in Camelot... Rovi, whose face was young but whose eyes carried the weight of ages, sat atop the Fuyuki Bridge. With a weary sigh, he looked at the people before him. “So, where do you think it all went wrong?” He lowered his voice, half-pleading, half-desperate: “How about... you kill me? Just let me ascend to the Throne, please—I’m begging you!” Emiya Kiritsugu lit a cigarette, glancing at Artoria beside him, who’d raised Rhongomyniad; at Gilgamesh, whose Gate of Babylon shimmered ominously behind him; at the blood-red spearhead emerging from the shadows of the Land of Shadows...The hand holding his cigarette trembled, just a little. === discord.gg/wisetl

This is a fan translation of 磁场转动皮卡丘的诸天之旅 The original author is 青椒虎皮肉 Art is by @lai_rr Edit is by ClayTL Please support them! === Crossing over and turning into a Pikachu right at the start—he was small, weak, pitiful, and utterly helpless. But... Who says Pikachu can only act cute and be a mascot? So Ray Chu sets himself a modest goal: Beat Arceus to a pulp. However, before Ray Chu could figure out a combination of Electric, Psychic, and Aura powers, a new crossover abruptly arrives! Thus… [JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure]: Pillar Men? Ancient beings? Take my [SOLAR FLARE]! [Demon Slayer]: Muzan, you pathetic villian—experience genuine [THUNDER BREATHING]! [Naruto]: Kage-level? Sage Mode? Behold [TEN-MILLION-VOLT KAIO-KEN x100]! [Dragon Ball]: Frieza, Emperor of the Universe—taste my [INFINITE PIKA EXPLOSIVE PUNCH]! [Marve]l: Thanos, The Mad Titan—have you heard of a someone called Frieza? [Pokémon]: Ash: "Kingler, use [HYPER BEAM]!" Pikachu: "[SPECIAL BEAM CANNON]!" Cynthia: "Garchomp, [DRAGON RUSH]!" Pikachu: "ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA!" [Fate (Fourth Holy Grail War)]:"I am the World’s Greatest, the Light of Humanity’s Salvation, a Sage in the Flesh, Ruler of the Cosmos, Magnetic Super Saiyan God Golden Pikachu…" Later arcs include human form scenarios! (Human form won't be the focus it'll be a 50/50 split) === discord.gg/wisetl

This is a fan translation of 社恐马娘不想贴贴！ The original author is 杜子春 Art is by @beer_hsk Edit is by ClayTL Please support them! === Waking up, transmigrated into the world of Umamusume. Garden Gale finds herself as a completely useless Umamusume—but with her irresistibly charming looks and the original owner’s talent for bluffing, nearly everyone believes she's incredibly strong. Her debut race is scheduled in seven days. —I’m about to die of social embarrassment, what do I do?! Luckily... she temporarily awakens the [Selas System]. By pushing her relationships with other Umamusume to critical levels, she can learn their talents and signature skills. Forced to flirt.jpg Bond level with [Tokai Teio] reached 90%, comprehended skill [Sky-High Teio Step]! Bond level with [Air Shakur] reached 90%, comprehended skill [trigger:BEAT]! Bond level with [Christmas Oguri Cap] reached 90%, comprehended skill [Festive Miracle]! … Three years later. Garden Gale emotionally looks back, realizing she's become an undisputed GOAT—the greatest in history, a recognized tyrant of the track, the Uma Musume closest to a goddess. —And only now, gazing back at her days at Tracen Academy, does she belatedly realize… She cheated on everyone at school?! I'm gonna get stabbed by a yandere—WHAT DO I DOOOOO!!! === discord.gg/wisetl

Victor was a normal 21-year-old man, he grew up in a loving family that helped him take care of himself knowing that he had a practically incurable disease, the RH null blood, he was the owner of a rare blood type... But what Victor didn't know, is that this blood type was a delicacy in the supernatural world, creatures that fed on blood loved his blood type... And that blood he hated would be the factor that would make Victor the greatest vampire of all time. ........................... [A/N: The cover is mine, it's original.] This novel is being edited by: IsUnavailable, And Davo 2138. If you want to support me so that I can pay artists to illustrate the characters in my novel, visit my Patreon: patreon.com/VictorWeismann More characters images in: discord.gg/4FETZAf instagram.com/victorweismann/ My X: x.com/VictorWeismann Fandom: mtwabv.fandom.com/wiki/My_Three_Wives_Are_Beautiful_Vampires_Wiki

[Character videos and images-discord-https://discord.gg/wmcF4trFt2] Thomas had always been diligent, loyal, and quietly dependable — the kind of young man who put family before himself. Yet it was that very family who betrayed him. Their greed and ambition led to his death, ending his life on Earth with bitterness and unanswered questions. But death was not his end. He awakened in another world — a realm where gods were not distant myths but the most powerful beings in existence. Here, divinity was sustained by faith itself; the more believers a god had, the stronger that god became. Entire civilizations rose and fell based on devotion. Reborn as Jolthar, Thomas quickly discovered that fate had not granted him peace. The noble family he was born into was fractured, cold, and rife with internal conflict. Ambition, jealousy, and neglect defined his new household, echoing the betrayal of his previous life. Instead of love, he found rivalry; instead of support, suspicion. Yet Jolthar was not one to bend. Hard-headed, stubborn, and driven by a fierce will to rise above weakness, he refused to remain a victim — whether of family, society, or even the gods themselves. In a world where belief created divinity, he began to question the very system that sustained the heavens. Why worship… when one could ascend? His fate took a decisive turn when he received the blessing of Qalena, a powerful and enigmatic goddess whose motives remained unclear. Some said she saw potential in him. Others whispered she sought a champion — or perhaps something far more dangerous. With her blessing, Jolthar’s path became clear. He would carve his own legend. He would rise beyond mortal limitations. And one day, he would not merely pray to the gods. He would stand among them — or above them. [My Twitter id : https://x.com/jl_lucifer]