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Jujutsu Kaisen: Naoya Zen’in Wants to Stay Alive!

“With Projection Sorcery, even spamming elbow strikes shouldn’t feel like chip damage!” Reborn as Naoya Zen’in from Jujutsu Kaisen, he also gains an absurdly overpowered martial art that lets him unleash twenty-four elbow strikes in a single second. The bad news: he is a villainous boss character, and on top of that, an utterly reprehensible blond scumbag. Fortunately, he knows the original plot inside and out. As long as he wipes out the protagonists ahead of time, he can rest easy forever after. So the answer is obvious— “Simple. I’ll just redeem myself.” Maki Zen’in awakens as a Heavenly Restricted monster and turns into a mysterious muscle woman who guns down the entire clan? Then join her. Your biological father is a terrible person. Ignore the rumors and the slander. Little sister, you should become the freest, most independent woman under the heavens. Go do what you want—your big brother will always support you. Megumi Fushiguro is the true heir to the Zen’in clan, and he himself is nothing more than a substitute? Then join him. Megumi, the burden of being clan head is yours now. Huh? What do you mean you do not think your strength is enough? Summon Mahoraga. I am going to beat it into a plow ox for the Zen’in family! Only, the story seems to have gone a little off the rails... What do you mean there was not even time to mourn Gojo Satoru before the next person to arrive on the battlefield was Naoya Zen’in, the strongest sorcerer in Kyoto?
LordRuneA · 31.8k Views

Honkai VS Genshin: I Only Provide the Arena

One misstep, and Valerius wakes up in the universe of Honkai: Star Rail. No cheats. No broken bloodlines. Just a mysterious Game Arena System with one mission: “Bring entertainment to the masses.” …What kind of nonsense is that?! But Valerius isn’t panicking. Not at all. “You all go ahead and fight your battles. I just provide the battlegrounds... and quietly profit behind the scenes.” And thus begins the era of Interdimensional PvP. Where warriors from Teyvat and the Express are dragged into game after game— Each more absurd than the last. Mafia Night: “Herta, clues are only 3 points each. Final offer—take it or leave it.” Zombie Survival Mode: “Keqing, this is called an RPG. One shot and even the Tyrant will cry for his mom.” Monopoly Gone Wrong: “Ningguang, 1 point per remote-control dice. Asta already bought three~” The result? Two worlds. Total chaos. Kaeya: “Two points for The World! Jing Yuan, what’ve you got?” Jing Yuan: “Hmph… Tail, do your thing.” Svarog: “No evil survives while I stand.” Lord of Qlipoth: “Step away from Clara.” Clara: “Berserker~~!” Sparkle: “Fight! Fiiight! MOAR CHAOS!” Silver Wolf: “Did I wake up in the wrong patch version or what...?” Multiverse war? Check. System hijinks? You bet. Profit-hungry MC playing 4D chess while everyone else fights? Absolutely. When Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail collide in a reality-bending game arena, only one rule remains: Don’t trust the MC. He’s the real final boss.
Dark_Verse · 641.7k Views

The Whole Sect is Full of Licking Dogs

Also available on my Scribblehub (https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1800280/after-master-started-slacking-off-the-entire-sect-became-invincible/) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Feng Xi transmigrated into a cannon-fodder female supporting character in a cultivation novel, and the day she entered the book was her death day. In order to cling to life, she tried every possible way to separate herself from the heroine’s sect, Hunyuan Sect, and joined Xuantian Sect instead. Ha! The five dear senior brothers in the story were all the heroine’s boot-lickers, each one died a more miserable death than the last. Feng Xi gave an evil, enchanting smile: “So what if you’re a licking dog? Are you as much of a dog as I am?” The eldest senior brother was poisoned, and only the heroine’s blood could cure him. From then on he became her devoted dog, yet in the end she kicked him into the bottomless demonic abyss, where his soul was scattered to nothing. Feng Xi came trotting over carrying a huge basin of dog blood: “Senior Brother, drink mine! My dosage is large, the medicine effect is strong!” The heroine, who had just swallowed a detox pill and was preparing to cut her finger: “…” The second senior brother possessed the royal bloodline of the Yan clan. The heroine gave him a pill to hide his bloodline, and from then on he willingly risked life and death for her. Even when she later pushed him out as a scapegoat, he accepted it gladly. Feng Xi took out the ten-thousand-year-old alliance treaty of friendship between the human race and the Yan clan: “Second Senior Brother, feel free to display your noble royal Yan bloodline! Let countless young girls go mad and bash their heads against walls for you!” The heroine looked at the Hidden-Blood Pill in her hand, which needed to be taken once every three months: “…” Feng Xi’s life motto: Only by being the dog among dogs can one become the person above people!
FancyJunJun · 79.2k Views