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[Additional Tags: No-Yuri, No-NTR, 18+, Married Women, MILFs, GILFs, Older Women] ---------- What would happen when an author dies and is reborn as the cannon fodder extra on the verge of death in his own novel. In order to survive and not die a meaningless death just to be the stepping stone of the Main Character he nurtured for three years like his own son, will the author be able to steal the plot armour of his own "son" the genius of the Gu Clan?

All Raiden wanted to do was to farm quietly. But his sheep kept fighting!! After dying in his old world and waking up in the body of a freshly graduated nobody in a world full of monsters that are bigger than the tallest skyscrapers, Raiden made a quick, sensible decision: avoiding danger at all costs. Forget becoming a battle master and monster-infested frontiers, he just wanted to take his little sister Sylvia and retire to their inherited farm to raise sheep. Peaceful, profitable, and most importantly, safe. His master plan? Buy the cheapest Woolie in the market, shear its wool, and live off the profits. Simple, right? What could go wrong? As Murphy's Law states, anything that can go wrong will go wrong. The moment he brought his adorable sheep, his cheat system activated, letting him appraise and improve the potential of anything he touched. And everything started going downhill from there. A few enhancements later, his Woolie is producing luxury wool that has fashion designers losing their minds. And unlike other sheep, this one loved to train and battle, so much that it loses half of it before the sell period. "It's fine," Raiden assured himself. "It's just a sheep. A very profitable sheep." Then it evolves. And keeps evolving. And suddenly his "harmless farm animal" is creating thunderclouds that can destroy a whole continent. He thought the problem was only with his sheep; the rest of the Terra beasts would be peaceful. The real problem, though? Every Terran he rescues thinks the same way: "Master is so kind! He doesn't force us to battle! We must train extra hard to protect him!" Now, all his supposedly peaceful, peace-loving Terrans are challenging wild Terrans to duels while he chucks pills to control his Blood Pressure in the background. His genius little sister is landing scholarships left and right, and the Continental Alliance won't stop sending him tournament invitations he desperately wants to decline. All Raiden wants is to farm in peace, pay off his debts, and maybe—just maybe survive long enough to see Sylvia graduate. Is that really too much to ask? Apparently, yes. [Update Schedule: 14 Chapters Per Week]

Tom Riddle is back. But this time, he isn't insane. Transmigrating into the body of a youthful Voldemort during Harry Potter's first year, the new Tom Riddle has a System and a plan. Why conquer the world with violence when you can conquer it with grades, charisma, and a horde of brainwashed students? He forces his way into Hogwarts as a Professor. He takes Cassandra Vole as his personal apprentice. He convinces Harry Potter that he is the "Second-in-Command" of the Death Eaters. --- Dumbledore: "Tom, please stop teaching Harry to use a sledgehammer instead of a wand." Voldemort (on Quirrell's head): "Let me out! I am the Dark Lord! Why are you feeding me hamburgers?!" --- A hilarious, overpowered, and chaotic retaking of the Wizarding World.

Ten years ago, Chloe was hated by a neighbour's son,Liam. Though Liam hated talking to people , he so much hated Chloe that nobody knew why and it hurted Chloe at times. And as they grew up and went to the same high school Liam became someone important in her life,after enough fights. Though she was still shocked about his gradual change at her , she was stubborn and naive, triggering Liam to catch more feelings for her. They lost contact as they got admissions into different universities. After four years of successful business cultivation, Liam became the CEO of one of the biggest company in Colorado. Chloe applied for a contract and got a job there, without knowing that Liam was the CEO of the company. And one fateful day,they saw each other again... Will they later confess their heavy feelings which they kept for long or... pretend like they never knew each other???

After a single, fatal encounter with his first ever girlfriend, Issei Hyoudou awakens to a new reality—reborn not just as a devil, but with a body that irresistibly attracts the very females he desires. Now, as the lone male in the Occult Research Club, Issei finds himself at the center of a hedonistic new life. Guided by his beautiful master, Rias Gremory, he quickly learns that in the Underworld, pleasure and power are intertwined—and his new “gift” is only the beginning of his dream of building a Harem. ... Read early at: https://ko-fi.com/ereh_kun

Second book of RTSSIA Series. Read Book 1 through here: https://www.webnovel.com/book/34280531508761905 --------------- Commander Hans Flemmens is no longer just a survivor. With the Construction Yard deployed and a functioning base established, he now commands an army that does not tire, does not falter, and does not run out of ammunition. But a base is only the beginning. Beyond the industrial sector lies Grefort City—a hundred-kilometer expanse drowning in millions of infected. Hive clusters lurk beneath its streets, evolving with every passing day. And somewhere within its depths, the truth behind the zombie virus and Project HELIX waits to be uncovered. To secure his foothold, Hans must do more than defend. He must expand. Strategic facilities must be captured. Power grids must be restored. Entire districts must be reclaimed—one block at a time. Yet the infected are not his only enemies. Other survivors have begun to rise. And not all of them are willing to follow. In a world where the dead never rest and the living grow more dangerous by the day—a Commander must decide: Will he save what remains of humanity… or die trying to conquer it?

I was amazed to see a character who has sly eyes. They are usually perceived as ordinary, foolish, or strange by the people around them. But when they open their eyes, the atmosphere suddenly changes and ends up deceiving everyone and revealing their true self. Then one day, i made a character with sly eyes in a game and logged into the game as that character. "I'm not trapped here with you, you're trapped here here with me. haha... " *** This is my first time making a story, so please give comments, suggestions, or something else so I can be better in the future.

I got an accident then woke up to find myself in familiar world. I woke up in an anime with zombie apocalypse theme. I thought i could just live leisurely as usual. But, the story and development of this world is a little different from what i know.

Humanity is thrown into a cruel death game. Everyone has to use their vehicle to travel on the infinite road, desperately gathering supplies while avoiding the game's trials. Sandrine is just the same. Except... Why does she have a horse instead of a car ? The tribulations of an insane heroine galloping in panties and fighting big trucks with her trusty picthfork !

Ari Igarashi was a bitter, isolated teenager who despised insects—especially ants. Ostracized and harassed for his relationship with a girl named Keiko, his resentment toward the world steadily grew. After a heated argument with her, he lashed out in frustration, destroying an ant nest he happened upon. But fate had other plans. Moments later, Ari was hit by a truck and killed. When he awoke, he found himself in a strange new world—reborn as an ant humanoid. Stripped of his human form and forced to survive in a harsh world beyond the safety of the colony, he soon realized that the very creatures he once loathed now surrounded him. Will his hatred for ants waver? Faced with relentless training, towering enemies, and a past that continues to haunt him, Ari must navigate this new life. Will he cling to his resentment, or will he rise above it and carve out a new purpose in a world where survival means everything?

After a life-changing accident, a young man named Hiroshi awakens in the Pokémon world, his soul fused with Ash Ketchum. Armed with his past memories and a fierce new determination, Ash is no longer the naive trainer he once was. His first mission: return to Viridian Forest and finally bring Pidgeot back to his side. With a more aggressive tactical edge, Ash set his sights on crushing the Sinnoh League and dominating the competition across Unova and Kalos. Alongside allies like Serena, Misty, and May, a new legend begins. The road to the championship starts now—and this time, he won’t stop until he reaches the very top. in case you want to support me (special benefits) p4treon.com/ThePlotHoleRefuge (+extra Chapters)

"I knew I was handsome enough to be a protagonist, but I didn't think it would happen like this." In the neon-drenched, filth-encrusted streets of Night City, survival isn't a goal—it’s a full-time job. Kael used to be a rising star at Arasaka Academy, a scholarship student with a genius-level talent for firearm technology. Now? He’s just another face in the crowd, flipping synthetic starch flatbreads filled with "meat" that used to have six legs, all while dodging stray bullets and Tyger Claw shakedowns. In a city that eats dreams for breakfast, Kael has learned the golden rules: keep your head down, pay your protection fees, and never—ever—turn around when a stranger calls your name. But his quiet, cowardly life is upended when his past literally catches up to him in the form of Lucy, a high-tier Netrunner neighbor who once stole his tuition and now demands his technical expertise. Just as the pressure of the streets reaches a breaking point, Kael’s reality fractures. He awakens in a mysterious, void-like space, only to come face-to-face with versions of himself from across the multiverse—a Pilot from the Frontier (Titanfall 2), a Ghoul from the shadows of Tokyo, a slayer of Goblins, and a hero in a world of Marvels. With a shared "cheat" that connects his many selves, Kael is no longer just a street vendor hiding from Arasaka’s shadows. From the depths of Night City to the edge of the galaxy, the legend of the "Simultaneous Traveler" begins. Night City, you son of a bitch... get ready to burn. in case you want to support me (special benefits) p4treon.com/talkfictome (+extra Chapters) (Remove the number four and replace it with an A)

Noah, a medical student at Kansas State, saw his life change forever when he met Claire Redfield. What began as a university romance turned into a fight for survival during the Raccoon City outbreak. Now, using Noah’s medical expertise and Claire’s combat skills, the duo embarks on a global mission to expose Umbrella and stop the spread of bioterrorism. in case you want to support me (special benefits) p4treon.com/talkfictome (+extra Chapters) (Remove the number four and replace it with an A)

When James Potter uncovers a forgotten, dust-laden book hidden deep within Hogwarts’ Restricted Section, he never imagined it would be the legendary, long-lost journal of the Four Founders themselves. Follow the adventures of Godric Gryffindor, Rowena Ravenclaw, Helga Hufflepuff, and Salazar Slytherin, brought together by fate, bounded by destiny. In a time long before Hogwarts rose from the misty Highlands, before the Four Founders etched their legacy into the annals of magical history, there was the magical realm of Avalon, where Elves, Dwarves, Orcs, Therianthropes and all manner of magical creatures and races thrive. Nestled among enchanted forests, towering peaks, and ancient ruins lies Excalibur Magical Academy, a bastion of learning where the gifted and ambitious gather to hone their craft. Their untold journey will test them against rival witches and wizards, confront them with the forces of darkness, and an ancient evil long thought vanquished. This is the story of friendship, sacrifice, and the legacy of the four who would one day build the greatest school of magic the world has ever known and change the wizarding world forever. Before they were The Founders, they were The Marauders. Updates Saturdays Disclaimer: Harry Potter, The Wizarding World, and all associated characters are the property of J.K Rowling, Warner Bros., Bloomsbury Publishing and Scholastic Press.

This is a rewritten book of a previous FF called : Mushoku Tensei: That forgotten mob Never would I’ve thought that a simple water ball would awaken those feelings inside of me, as the day passed, memories falling to pieces together to awaken an ability that brings me trauma and dread towards the future. As the day passed, more knowledge and different future that lies ahead of me appeared and scare me. I tried to bear through the world, and see what kind of struggle I can make before stopping at the juncture where I can make a change. In this godforsaken world… I wonder, what change can I make? tldr: Claude was just a brat—a village troublemaker with a sharp tongue and a sharper mind—until a prank gone wrong awakened something terrifying and impossible. Memories. Not from another life, but from many. Futures that never happened. Timelines that fractured. Pain that felt too real to be fiction. Now, armed with fragments of knowledge from alternate realities, Claude knows one thing: the peaceful village of Buena is not safe. A disaster is coming—the Mana Calamity—and no one is prepared. So Claude trains. Under Paul Greyrat's sword. Alongside Rudeus' magic. With grit, secrets, and a plan no one can know.

Takumi died in a ridiculous way and ended up in another world. Instead of gaining a powerful ability, he ended up dragging along an arrogant and useless goddess. Now, trapped in a group where all his companions are more problematic than helpful, his new life promises to be a disaster full of debts, chaos, and embarrassment.

“Let’s go gambling!” he said. Unaware that his decision to gamble for the first time would become the best decision of his life. The reward that would change his life arrived together with a sound— [Ding!] ......

Just imagine peacefully minding your own business at your office—working tirelessly to get a promotion—and bam, you die without even seeing your brother's wedding. Talk about a plot twist. And then, just to add insult to injury, you get reincarnated into a RPG game? Life was not messing around with its plot twists, was it? Not to mention, now the hero and the villain are coming after you? You, the normal, non-magical office worker who was just trying to get a pay raise. That's a dramatic way to start a story! And you ended up in an RPG game? With heroes and villains? Sounds like a wild ride you didn't sign up for. The question is, how are you gonna get yourself out of this mess without getting too entangled in the plot? Stay focused on your peaceful life and avoid those dangerous situations! And maybe try not to run into any more heroes or villains for a while. You've had enough excitement for one reincarnation.

Li Feng was just a regular pervy guy from Earth who somehow landed in a world where cultivators cared way more about the Dao than their own mortal bodies. On his first day, by some crazy luck, he found 35,000 spirit stones on a dead cultivator. He blew 30,000 of those stones just to buy his way into one of the top sects as an outer disciple. After years of grinding and nearly burning through the rest of his stones trying to break through, he’s still stuck at the lowest cultivation level. Now, with only a hundred stones left and his patience running thin, he decides to spend those last stones on a night of mortal pleasure with a cold, distant senior sister who usually doesn’t give a damn about things like that. She agrees ,not because she’s interested, but because the price is hard to say no to. What Li Feng doesn’t realize is that this reckless move give him the chance to finally break free from his bottleneck and change everything. ___ A lot of Smut, No NTR, No Yuri. https://discord.gg/z97rRPN3Wt