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Uma Musume, but My Cheat Power

Ethan Rayne was grinding WoW dungeons when he was dragged into an American TV multiverse—bringing his Priest healer abilities with him. Now living with Sheldon and Leonard, he runs a tiny clinic in Pasadena where holy magic works better than medicine.

In the blood-soaked era of the Third Shinobi World War, Ren Uchiha is a man with a singular, peculiar goal: To die. But there's a catch. Thanks to a mysterious "Heroic Insurance System," Ren only gets the ultimate jackpot if he dies a grand, noble, and sacrificial death. A meaningless death is a wasted life; only by falling as a legendary hero can he secure a "payout" that transcends space and time. Armed with this "death-seeking" resolve, Ren throws himself into every suicide mission, stands alone against S-rank enemies, and protects his comrades with reckless abandon Note: Support me and get early access to chapters on Pãtreon/XareonMTL

American TV Series Crossover: Features elements from "House M.D.", "John Wick", "Person of Interest", "The Equalizer", and "Limitless (2011 Film)" I'm an intern at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. I have brain cancer and I'm already dead. My name is David Wells. I have brain cancer and I'm dying. But as long as I save people, I can extend my life. "High Table, you've committed every crime imaginable! Prepare to be destroyed!"... "What? You're saying that David Wells—the godfather of medicine, legal mastermind, financial titan, and scourge of organized crime—is a dying man?"

A mysterious mobile app grants Jake Mitchell the power to enter movie worlds. He encounters a charming princess in The Princess Diaries, obtains the genius drug NZT-48 in Limitless, and acquires invisibility potions in The Invisible Sisters. But this is just the lowest level of access to these cinematic universes; beyond lie even greater possibilities: Iron Man's technology, Underworld's supernatural powers, X-Men's mutations, Transformers' alien tech... Jake's goal is to master them all and unlock every world the app has to offer.

Waking up as the most hated noble family in a fantasy world is bad. Inheriting a 50,000 gold debt with a death sentence attached is worse. But the Sanusi family isn't scared. They are from Earth, and they brought the Industrial Revolution with them. Now, the magical realm faces a new kind of warfare. Knights vs. Tanks. Mages vs. Railguns. "You have a Dragon? That’s cute. We have Anti-Air Cannons." It’s time to pay debts and conquer kingdoms. ————————————————— If you enjoy this story, your support through Power Stones, Golden Tickets, and reviews helps the novel grow and reach more readers. Thank you for being part of this journey. ————————————————— GENRE: Fantasy, Kingdom Building, Military, Isekai TAGS: Industrialization, Nobility, War, Strategy, Conquest https://discord.gg/YP2VCtrx

Simon Lewis had originally planned to use knowledge from his previous life combined with a little street smarts to achieve financial freedom — nothing more, nothing less. Then he realized his neighbor was named Dominic Toretto. Who had a sister. And a brother who'd been gone from home for years. Then he realized his high school was called Neptune High. And his ex-girlfriend Veronica Mars had become a moderately well-known private detective. And then — the thing that really drove it home — he discovered that the supermarket where he worked part-time had an NSA agent stocking shelves on the night shift. That was the moment Simon understood exactly what kind of world he was living in. A chaotic, unpredictable world ripped straight from American television. Fortunately, the perks that came with his crossing gave him the means to protect himself in a world this dangerous. So Simon made a decision. He wasn't just going to survive — he was going to live. And somewhere along the way, he was going to save a world that seemed determined to constantly put itself in harm's way.

Survival is National Destiny. The "Blocky Civilization" has descended upon Earth, forcing nations to send champions into a deadly, procedurally generated arena. The stakes are absolute: if a player falls, monsters manifest in the real world to destroy cities; if they succeed, their nation receives miraculous buffs to lifespan and health. The "Doomed" Start. When the terrifying Large-Scale Civilization begins, one young man is selected to represent his country. To the world's despair, he draws the dreaded "Sky Island"—a single tree floating over an endless void with no visible resources. While rivals from opposing nations start on resource-rich islands and mock his seemingly inevitable death, he appears destined for a quick end. A Veteran Among Novices. There is just one twist: In this world, humanity remains ignorant of the realm's physics-defying mechanics. They don't know how to craft basic tools, they fear the night, and they view zombies as unstoppable. But the protagonist is a veteran player from Earth who knows every rule. Domination through Knowledge. While experts struggle to survive the first night, he is already breaking the game. • Infinite Resources: He shocks the world by mixing water and lava to create endless stone and generating infinite water from two buckets. • Game-Breaking Tactics: He uses wooden boats to trap teleporting monsters, cures zombie villagers to build a workforce, and uses fishing rods to pull bosses out of the sky. • Dimensional Conquest: While others cower in dirt huts, he conquers the Nether and the Twilight Forest, slaying massive bosses like the Hydra and the Lich with a single strike. As rivals try to sabotage him, they are humiliated by their own ignorance. From a single tree to the construction of a mythical Great Wall in the sky, witness the journey of the only player who knows the rules as he turns a desperate survival challenge into a legendary empire.

After an unexpected death, the protagonist wakes up in the world of Friends — armed with nothing but a low-key “Proficiency System” that helps him improve everyday skills. He becomes part of the New York circle, spending time at Central Perk with Rachel Green, Monica Geller, Phoebe Buffay, Joey Tribbiani, Chandler Bing, and Ross Geller — upgrading cooking to impress Monica, sarcasm to rival Chandler, and flirting skills to survive Rachel. As his life expands, he crosses paths with Sheldon Cooper and Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory, runs into Christy Plunkett and Bonnie Plunkett from Mom, and occasionally gets caught in the chaos of Modern Family and Community. This is a pure slice-of-life American TV fanfic — comedy-driven, character-focused, and built on everyday growth. In a world of sitcom chaos, he chooses something rare: A comfortable, relaxed life — one skill upgrade at a time.

After a mysterious incident, Mike Quinn moves to Texas and becomes neighbors with the Cooper family from Young Sheldon. He awakens a Pickup System that grows stronger by affecting people’s emotions and reactions. As different American TV and movie worlds start to merge, Mike meets people who can change his fate. With every interaction, he gains power—this time, he won’t stay ordinary.

Dropped into the world of American television, racing against an early death, I set out on an ordinary path toward becoming a great doctor. Along the way, I'll find friends from The Big Bang Theory, Friends, and How I Met Your Mother. I'll cross paths with characters from Grey's Anatomy, House M.D., and The Good Doctor. And I'll navigate the dangerous worlds of Gone Girl, Hard Candy, and Juno. My days are ordinary yet anything but — because life inside an American TV drama is never just one story.

Three Souls lay in one body, One soul belonging to a man who had reached the peak, the strongest there ever was, the one who had the talent to do so. Yet he suffered because of his talent. His soul shone as bright as a galaxy once, but now is but a sun. His talents made him the envy of all. And He lost it all, tricked and manipulated from the time he was a child. The Second soul belonged to a man soon to be the richest in the world in his own universe. A man who had his face charred, a man who seemingly had every odd placed against him from the very beginning. He went against the family that abused him and triumphed over them. Yet he was left broken inside, He craved a release, and the first soul brought him that release. And he became a psychopath that scared the manifestation of evil itself. And the Third? The child born from their souls was anything but ordinary. Cursed with a fate no one wanted. Cursed with the fact that the Universe wanted him dead. He was born from Chaos And Ice and a fraction of light, yet he manipulated space. His abilities were so powerful they were harmful to his body. His talent is as infinite as the boundless cosmos. His enemies were greater than one could count. His luck is worse than shit. And yet, he continued to fight. Despite whatever was thrown at him, he would brute force through it or outsmart it, befitting the other two above. He continued to fight, not believing in the bullshit that was destiny. ---------------------------------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/Sgxw6QEsgE

[Supreme Harem God System.] This was the Cheat Nux Leander, the man who transmigrated to a cultivation world, received. In a cultivation world, this cheat system allowed Nux to skip the arduous process that takes years, decades, or even centuries. All Nux needed were his lovely wives. The stronger the wife, the more benefits he receives. “What? You are a 100-year-old Grand Master Stage Cultivator? And you call this Unparalleled Talent? Unparalleled Talent my Ass! I am 18 and I am already a King Stage Cultivator, get better bitch!” As ridiculous as it already was, Nux’s cheat did not end there. Cultivation Talent, Special Physiques, Bloodlines, his System could inherit them all! All he needed to do was seduce strong Women. Accompany Nux in his journey as he promotes himself from a mere mortal, to a boy toy of a Lonely Noble, and then to Emperor of the strongest Empire in the world! All while he gets stronger while spending time with his lovely wives. ... Do check out my other novel, Primordial Vampire God System If you want to read revenge, war, blood, gore, vampires, and, the Return of the Forgotten Blood Empire ... AI-Generated Cover. ... Discord: https://discord.gg/qZHRTHGdZG If the link does not work for some reason, DM me: SleepDeprivedSloth

My system is the ultimate golden finger... with one catch. It only works after I retire. Thinking he'd found a loophole, Captain Yamabuki Ditang pitched a "Gotei 13 Retirement Plan" to the old man Yamamoto himself. To his shock, Yamamoto loved the idea. "A splendid proposal! It will bolster morale." "Great! So, my retirement?" Yamabuki asked. "Granted," Yamamoto declared. "In a thousand years. Now get back to work." Turns out, the real scam wasn't the system... it was his pension plan. (This is a translated work ) …….. Read more advanced chapters: https://patreon.com/J_Dragon?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

"I dodged Truck-kun with a parkour backflip. That should've been the end of it." After evading certain death with sick moves, genius programmer Runar thought he was safe—until the truck transformed into a freaking autobot and apologized for having to kill him anyway. "I just graduated from Truck Reincarnation Academy! I can't fail my first mission! My classmate will mock me." Now reborn on Telstra, a world where cultivation meets sci-fi, Runar discovers the ultimate cheat code: runes are the programming language of reality itself. While everyone else grinds through cultivation realms, he's copying physique runes, optimizing techniques, and debugging the universe. But in a cosmos where aliens hunt humans, ancient supremes have left for realms beyond, and power is everything—staying low-key might be harder than he thought. One day, he'll find that desperate truck and give it the beating it deserves. Check out my other Contracted Book "The Quantum Path to Immortality". Its really good try it. Consider supporting me on https://ko-fi.com/sorion Or donating on Paypal to [email protected]. Don't send me weird emails

Nothing much to say, as the title itself is self-explanatory. MC reincarnated as Naoya Zenin. He tries to become strong while avoiding land mines that can one-shot him to death and all while racking up affection from Maki and Mai. Something you need to keep in mind before reading this fanfic is this is a bit of an AU, as I adjusted the age difference a little, as, otherwise, MC can't interact with the main story. And MC is distrustful and a bit paranoid of others, so some of you might hate that side of him or find it annoying. This is a Harem fanfic. Not a big one, just three or four members maximum. And for the last and important one, just don't expect too much. Just turn your common sense off and read it. I posted some advance chapters on Patreon. You can give me some support through it. You can support me on: patreon.com/BlackBolt517

After Raynare stabbed Issei, Rias resurrected Issei and turned him into a devil. While the body of Issei did change to a devil, his soul was replaced by someone from a different world, someone whose history is buried in mystery. Someone who has the potential to become the strongest. Well, since this is DXD fan fiction, there will be a harem, and a big one at that. Clearly. This story will closely follow the plot with some diversion. MC can act emotionless and can be possessive with people as well as for artifacts. And to win, he will do anything. --- (I posted an audiobook of this fan fiction on my Patreon. Though the audiobook hasn't catch up to my current fanfic (text) update. --- Before you read this fan fiction, you need to know something. And to enjoy the fan fiction, please shut down your logic before reading this. --- I posted 100+ more advanced chapters on Patreon. If you are interested, check it out. Only $3 is needed to join my Patreon. It will be helpful if you can join my Patreon. Always look for discount codes in the latest chapters. You can support me on: patreon.com/BlackBolt517

A humble medical student's wondrous adventure in the world of Fairy Tail. The protagonist, Riyao, stayed up all night writing his thesis and was rewarded with a huge truckload of transmigration gifts. He was dumped in the Fairy Tail world by a treacherous goddess and was nearly starved when Makarov picked him up and took him back to the guild. Visit my Patreon to read up to 122 chapters ahead and enjoy daily updates: patreon.com/laktozlu

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Fumiko of the Hereafter | A WebNovel Following the end of a stressful workday, Hozumi Fumiko was exhausted from the endless workload at the Cabinet Secretariat in Tokyo, Japan. After the hustle and bustle of her work life, she went to Tokyo Station as usual to go back to her hometown during the Golden Week holiday. But unfortunately, her card was declined when she tried to buy a ticket for the train. She repeatedly swiped her card on the TMV, but the same ‘insufficient balance’ notification kept appearing on the screen. As time was running out, Fumiko found herself in a very unpleasant situation and became desperate when she heard that the last train to Osaka was about to depart soon. Suddenly, a stranger in a baggy jacket approached her — he offered a helping hand by trying to give up his ticket to her which she initially refused. In the end, she gratefully accepted the stranger's offer without checking the destination of the ticket… When she boarded the train, she felt a sudden wave of dizziness in her head. Oddly enough, there were only a few passengers inside the coach despite it being the night before the national holiday. She tried to stay awake but her eyelids were too heavy and she ultimately succumbed to the comfort of slumber as everything around her became white noises. Every stop is a memory, every ride a second chance. Authored by: MashiroEh