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[R-18]+[System]+[Smut]+[Legal Teens]+[Single MILFs]+[Feisty GILFs]+[Dangerously Funny]+[NSFW Gallery] Renowned worldwide as Everyman, Joji Sins dominated the adult industry for decades, winning Best Adult Actor four years straight from 2010 to 2028, and building a strange kind of public love through quiet philanthropy despite his dirty reputation. Thirty years later, Joji is seventy seven, nearly completely deaf, and no longer in front of the camera. He did not get washed away. He retired into power instead, directing the scenes himself and still going strong. On the side, he even earned a proper medical license and became a real doctor. Then one ordinary day turns cruel. A broken light bulb. A ladder slip. A back that almost snapped wrong. The hospital discharges him three days later like he is already finished. His stomach grumbled after being in such a gloomy environment. A hotdog for a dollar across the road. Not too bad of a deal. After almost getting hit by a rearing armored truck, he got his change from a fan. Fucking finally you thought? Wrong. A runaway truck hurtles toward him. Joji breathes in relief. He is alive, just scraped up, glass shards biting into his wrinkled skin. Then something sprays his face. The stink is sharp, hard alcohol. His eyes track the source. Unleaded gasoline is gushing nearby. "Mother fu..." ... Joji gasps and wakes. An unfamiliar bed. Gaudy ceiling ornaments. Steel clashing outside. A splitting headache. Memories that are not his punching through his skull. As he reaches for reality, a cold presence snaps into place before his eyes. {Welcome, good Sir Joji of Sins.} Link to NSWF HD photos: https://www.reddit.com/r/Porn2CombatGod/

They survived more than a decade of stolen glances and family wars, only to lose each other in the silence of their own home. Allison still wakes up next to the boy she’s loved since childhood, but Devin has become a ghost she can’t touch. The bed they share is wider than the ten years they spent fighting to be together, and Allison is drowning in the cold space where his heart used to be."

Transmigrating into the world of Douluo Continent, Jiang Li awakens the Blue Silver King and Human Emperor Banner martial souls. Possessing twin top-tier martial souls, he reaches the level of a Soul Saint at a young age. Originally, he planned to go to Notting City before the story began to acquire the 100,000-year-old Soft Bone Rabbit and the 100,000-year-old Blue Silver Emperor right leg soul bone. However, just as he arrived in Notting City, the long-lost system notification sound reappeared in his mind. [System Mission: Take Tang San as your disciple. Reward: First martial soul evolves into Blue Silver King, second martial soul Human Emperor Banner unlocks more uses! And as the bond between the host and Tang San deepens, a series of rewards such as soul bones, soul rings, and godhood will be obtained!] Years later, Tang San, influenced by Jiang Li, has completely transformed into the person Jiang Li wanted him to be. After being resurrected by Jiang Li, Ah Yin also comes together with him. Tang San: "Mother, I can rest assured now that Master is by your side to take care of you!" Jiang Li: "Little San, I didn't mind you calling me Master before, but what should you call me now?" Tang San: "Father!" When Tang Hao arrived, his eyes bloodshot and panting heavily, he was met only by Tang San's blue silver entanglement! Tang San: "Tang Hao, you beast! Your trickery in deceiving Mother about the Soul Ring has been exposed. Today I will kill you and then uproot that inherently evil Clear Sky Sect!"

Reincarnated as a Blue Silver Grass growing in the sea, Lan Yue was alone and isolated. This was ten thousand years before the start of the Douluo Continent storyline. After ten thousand years of arduous cultivation, he reached the 690,000-year Blue Silver Emperor realm, dominating a region. Just before his tribulation, he was targeted by the Deep Sea Demon Whale King, leaving him no choice but to transform into human form. Unexpectedly, he awakened twin Blue Silver Emperor martial souls! Possessing the ultimate attributes of life and water, and innate full soul power! His innate domain could conceal his aura; unless a god personally intervened, no one could see through it. By chance, he was taken in and adopted by Bibi Dong, who was retreating from the Spirit Hall's attack on Seagod Island. The naive Bibi Dong: "Little Yue, watch carefully, this is how you cultivate twin martial souls!" Yu Xiaogang: "Lan Yue, your Blue Silver Grass martial soul certainly can't bear innate full soul power, so you definitely have twin martial souls!" Lan Yue: "Nonsense formula, zero points! Also, this is the Blue Silver Emperor, not Blue Silver Grass!" Is Yu Xiaogang still bothering Bibi Dong? he's nothing but a petty scoundrel, a fraudster! While traveling the continent, Ah Yin suddenly became attached to Lan Yue, insisting that Lan Yue was under her control and that she wanted to help Lan Yue revive the Blue Silver Clan. Lan Yue was greatly troubled: "I've already said, I'm the Blue Silver Emperor of the sea, you have no right to interfere!" Ah Yin ignored her, abandoning Tang Hao and Tang Xiao, and directly pestered Lan Yue, insisting on having a child with her to produce the purest offspring of the Blue Silver Clan? Lan Yue: "Sister Dong'er, why did you lock the secret chamber door?" Lan Yue: "Sister Ah Yin, don't do anything rash, I've already said I'm from the sea!" Tang Hao's eyes turned bloodshot: "Let go of Ah Yin!" Yu Xiaogang, in a fit of impotent rage: "Let go of my Dong'er!"

Transmigrating in the world of Naruto as Naruto Uzumaki. Without a system or a cheat code, I will use all the resources at my disposal to become stronger. As the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, many things in the future will be related to mr. Whether it's the Infinite Tsukuyomi Project or the future Otsutsuki invasion. Without strong capabilities, one cannot even protect oneself. Wood Release shouldn't just be Water Release and Earth Release; try adding some Yang Release chakra. What? Kurama, who knows Wood Release, is linking up with Naruto in a sneaky way? My name is Naruto Uzumaki, the future Hokage! My friends in the village all call me Little Sun, but you, from another village, call me the Underworld king, right? Eat my Wood Release: Kurama Link Technique!

Mo Bai transmigrates to the Douluo Continent and awakens the System of Transforming the Fake into the Real. What is called a lie is merely a harbinger of the truth. Whether you believe it or not is up to you, not me! [Ding! "I'm very rich"—has been believed. Trust level 100%, Manifestation level 100%, 10,000 Gold Soul Coins successfully manifested!] [Ding! Innate Full Soul Power, trust level 100%, manifestation level 100%, successfully manifested Innate Level 10 Soul Power!] [Ding! Your father was an ordinary person was believed. Trust level 100%, realization level 100%, successfully manifesting Tang Hao's hidden injuries erupting, resulting in the loss of all his cultivation!] [Ding! I am a god…] ... Mo Bai calmly looked down at Tang San and said with a light laugh "Is it black or white, true or false, good or evil? Can you tell the difference?" Tang San pounded his head hard, his face contorted in pain. "I can't tell the difference, I really can't tell the difference!"

Transmigrated into the body of the original "cannon fodder" protagonist Huo Yuhao, I awakened the supreme Destiny Power and my true form erupted! The Heavenly Dream Ice Silkworm begs to become my soul ring? Accepted... Electrolux gifts me divine consciousness? Mine now no negotiations! At Shrek Academy, I crush the so-called geniuses with destiny manipulation, dominate every trial, and forcefully claim the heir position of the Sea God Pavilion, rewriting the rules in my favor! During the Continental Advanced Soul Master Academy Elite Tournament, I publicly defect in spectacular fashion seizing control of the Body Sect amid roaring crowds and claiming the title of Young Sect Master! With the Body Sect as my blade, I crush the Sun Moon Empire, plunder the Holy Spirit Cult's forbidden treasures, steal their core soul guidance technology, and fuel my unstoppable rise through relentless raiding and conquest! Abyss Plane? Demon Plane? Mere resource farms on my path to Ascend! Left hand grasps destiny to twist fate, right hand wields rivers of blood.... I shatter Tang San's divine tyranny, eradicate the Holy Spirit Cult, slay decisively yet with my own code: wicked edge, never mindless slaughter! Ice Empress, Snow Empress, Zhang Lexuan, the Great Auspicious Beasts... all the original regrets? I personally fix them, claiming what was denied! From Douluo Continent to Various planes, I plunder myriad origins to nourish our world, propel the God Star's ascension, break every chain, establish my independent God Realm, and ascend as the unparalleled Lord of Destiny.

Lin Sheng transmigrated to the Douluo Continent: The Peerless Tang Sect era and was adopted by an elderly couple. However, on the eve of awakening his martial soul… due to Shrek Xuanzi's poor leadership, a battle between the Shrek Supervision Team and evil soul masters engulfed Lin Sheng's village. That night, no one survived! Overwhelmed by extreme grief, Lin Sheng's pupils changed, developing markings and being engraved with three tomoe. "Awaken!" Lin Sheng exclaimed in shock, realizing his martial soul… was actually the Sharingan? Perception, copying, illusion! When Lin Sheng was at his wit's end, he was taken back to the Body Sect by the Sect Master, Poison Undying. Seeing the potential of Lin Sheng's Sharingan martial soul, Poison Undying treated him as his personal disciple.

Are we the only one among the five great ninja villages that lacks money, resources, and geniuses? You think you're so great! You're so arrogant! You say my Sand Village isn't worthy to be one of the Five Great Ninja Villages alongside you! You all have two tailed beasts or More, But mine only has one! If you can't beat Konoha, then come and beat me! Just because I'm weak! But let me tell you, what goes around comes around!

The year was 2030 when dungeons descended and wreaked havoc across the world. Fortunately, along with the descent of the dungeons was the awakening of various people obtaining superpowers, allowing the world to barely defend against the worldwide threat. Five years later, Desther, a young man that only wants to watch anime and read online novels, awakened the SSS-Grade Talent, Ultimate Thief, allowing him to steal a target’s attribute in battle and making it his own. However, along with the overpowered talent, was an announcement he wished he never got. [You obtained the title, [Chosen One]] [Clear the dungeon or Die!]

Reincarnated and traveling to another world, Eiji Seiya initially thought the world was normal. That was what he thought before he met the heroine and protagonist of the franchise he had watched in his previous life. Not only that, after he awakened the Inner Voice System to grow strong by complaining about plot, heroine and protagonist in his heart to get many rewards. He is determined to increase his power so that he can save his home world, the world where he was reincarnated that was hit by the disaster "Honkai" and save beautiful girls like Kiana, Mai, Bronya, Rita and others who had tragic endings in the original works! "I will save them all!" However... Everything went smoothly... Eiji earned rewards every time he changed the plot in another franchise. It's just that... What's wrong with these heroines? Lala Satalin Deviluke who was supposed to be engaged to the protagonist instead became his fiancée. Sona Sitri suddenly called him to the student council office and said she wanted to make a deal with him. Rias Gremory who was supposed to ask the protagonist for help to solve her political marriage problem with Riser Phenex inexplicably came to him. The girls were disgusted at the protagonists of their respective franchises. Something was wrong here! Not only that, heroines like Kotegawa Yui, Sairenji Haruna, Akeno Himejima, Kuroka, Serafall Leviathan, Grayfia Lucifuge, Sakurajima Mai, Ai Hoshino, Kasumigaoka Utaha and others... They like him! All the super beautiful and sexy women that many men in the world covet surround him and leave their respective protagonists. Grayfia even betrayed her husband. Eiji who saw all this was dumbfounded. At first he was confused as to why these heroines were surrounding him, but gradually he realized and knew that it was all happening because ... His inner voice! - The plot that has been changed by the MC: 1. To Love Ru: 95% 2. Highschool DxD: 83% 3. Seishun Buta Yarou: 82% 4. Oshi no Ko: 100% 5. Saekano: 98% 6. Oregairu: 93% 7. Shinmai Maou no Testament: 100% 8. Mieruko-chan: 99% 9. Trinity Seven: 70% 10. The Legendary Mechanic: 35% 11. Oresuki: 51% 12. Food Wars: 44% 13. Rent-A-Girlfriend: 61% 14. The World God Only Knows: 100% This is the plot change process of the latest chapter and will change as the story progresses. By the way, the grammar at the beginning is bad and will improve as the chapter progresses. However, my writing style will not change much because this is an inner voice novel, which means that there will be many reactions from each character. Oh and in chapter hundreds there will be a group chat to prevent the loss of interaction between the heroines. It's a special chat group for the heroines in the MC's harem. - Get the latest chapters faster on my patreon. Support me on patreon to keep me motivated to write more chapters: www.patreon.com/DogLicker

Kaizen was betrayed by the people he trusted the most. His best friend and his wife made sure he witnessed their affair before killing him, laughing as they revealed that all his friends had conspired against him. Filled with hatred and despair, he died, only for an ancient artifact to activate and transfer his soul into another world. He awakens in the body of a suicidal young noble from a fallen aristocratic family, a nobody mocked by society. Given a second chance, Kaizen swears revenge on everyone who betrayed him in his previous life. But then a strange system message appears in his mind: [Mission: Become the Demon King of Lust] To gain power, Kaizen must expand his influence, dominate powerful women, and build a legendary harem. From noble ladies and warrior princesses to demon queens, elves, and mysterious older enchantresses, the world is filled with targets waiting to be claimed. With his cunning mind and ruthless heart, Kaizen will rise from a disgraced noble to a feared Demon King, conquering kingdoms and hunting down his betrayers one by one. This time, he will be the one who controls everyone’s fate.

Reincarnated as Javier De Armand as the youngest son of one of the Human Kingdom’s most powerful noble families, former salaryman Nakamura Junichi enters a world ruled by ancient bloodlines, divine relics, and collapsing empires. Born into the formidable Armand family, Javier hides his true intellect and combat genius behind a lazy smile and a laid-back demeanor. While the world sees him as a useless noble son, he quietly builds a legacy of innovation, loyalty, and power. From the daily chaos of being punched, dragged and chased by a beautiful elf maid for his antics, to crafting advanced mana relay towers and puppet knight army, Javier’s influence grows quietly but relentlessly. He walks a delicate line between playful freedom and deadly responsibility. Guiding allies, managing internal politics, and countering threats from scheming nobles, monstrous armies, and even forces beyond understanding. Javier’s silent work becomes the key to Armand’s survival. But the battlefield isn’t just war. It’s love, loyalty, and trust. Whether fending off persistent princesses, outsmarting corrupt nobles, or navigating his own rising harem of jealous and powerful maids, Javier must balance duty with desire, always one step ahead, always watching, never showing his full hand. In a world where kingdoms teeter on the edge of madness, one noble son dares to laugh, love, and lead, on his own terms.

“So I can summon Heroines and Villainesses, but I just have to create them myself? Seems easy enough!” Max lived for one thing and one thing only: a good story. Novels were the only escape in his mundane life. However, all the light novels and manhwas he read had the same problem: Ruining female characters. In all these novels, the powerful heroines and terrifying villainesses were always reduced to one-dimensional trophies obsessed with the MC. They had no goals or purpose of their own. When Max discovered Awakener Supreme, he thought it would be different. It started out promising; a dark fantasy, detailed, consistent world building, a complex magic system and interesting characters. But everything went downhill pretty fast. To please the fans, the dark tone vanished, and the fierce female cast was reduced to shallow fan service. In a burst of anger, Max confronted the lead writer, criticizing him for ruining female characters, and claiming he could do a much better job at creating heroines and villainesses. He never expected the universe to take him at his word. Max suddenly wakes up inside the world of Awakener Supreme, and was given the chance to back up what he had claimed in the form of a unique class. ⸢ You have awakened your Class ⸥ ⸢ Class: Architect - You can create heroines and villainesses and make them your Summons ⸥ ⸢ Class Group: Summoner ⸥ Was Max all talk? Or can he truly create more powerful and consistent heroines and villainesses to help him survive the grim world of Awakener Supreme?

Luca Greco was reincarnated into a Sicilian mafia family. His father was a made man in the Lucchese crime family, and from the moment Luca could walk, he was raised with one iron rule: Loyalty is thicker than blood. But loyalty didn’t save his father. He was murdered behind prison bars. Growing up in the shadow of organized crime, Luca eventually stepped into the underworld himself—and thrived in it. After joining The Continental, the sacred hotel of assassins where gold coins buy death, he built a terrifying reputation. People began calling him “The Butcher.” In the criminal world, Luca didn’t just survive. He dominated. Then one day, a strange system awakened in his mind: The Peace Ambassador System. Saving lives gives rewards. Making friends unlocks abilities. Resolving conflicts grants power. In other words… The universe wants a mafia hitman to become a peace ambassador. Which would already be difficult. Unfortunately, Luca lives in a city that feels like a giant cinematic crossover— A kung fu prodigies straight out of Hong Kong action movies. Dog-loving assassins who will launch an international manhunt if you so much as harm his puppy. Mysterious neighbors who casually rescue a child and then train her into a tiny professional killer. And bald street racers who believe shouting “Family!” can solve anything… including problems that apparently require racing cars all the way into outer space. Now Luca Greco must navigate the underworld, criminals, and complete lunatics… All while trying to promote peace. What could possibly go wrong? _________________________________________________________________ Ahem… If you’re enjoying the story, you might want to know that there are 15 advanced chapters already available. You can find the link at the bottom of every chapter if you’d like to read ahead. Also: Every 100 Power Stones = 2 Bonus Chapters. So your support directly feeds the chapter machine. And yes… Sunday is my day off.

Roman Rings was just another guy trying to give himself a fighting chance. Entering the Badlands, the merciless realm where monsters rule and legends are born, was every youngster’s dream. But only a small fraction were ever chosen. Roman happened not to seem like he was one of them. Strength? Low. Physique? Mediocre. Academy Grades? Average. Financial Status? Broke ass. A nobody among nobodies. At a point, Roman had already given up on ever standing among the chosen. Until the impossible happened. [Infinite Dominion System Activated!] [Congratulations. You have awakened the X Rank Talent: Soulmancy.] [Every living organism you kill shall belong to you, body and soul.] [You have obtained the Title: Monarch of the Fallen.] [All slain beings have a 10000% chance of becoming your eternal servants.] [Additional Function Unlocked: You have received a Legendary Blessing. Therefore, you may perform every Profession in existence with 100% mastery.] In a single moment, the most overlooked man became something the world had never seen before. An anomaly. And just when Roman thought his life couldn’t get any crazier… His long-awaited invitation arrived. Welcome to the Badlands.

[REEDITED VERSION!] "Your Father, Mother, Uncle... they are all dead. there's no one left to save you anymore." The God declared in a confident voice which had a hint of fear hidden in it "Even then, Are you still going to oppose Us, all on your own, Prince?" "Heh... indeed. They are all dead." The Prince scoffed "And you weren't exactly discreet with your plan." "What.." The Prince looked up at the 100+ figures in the sky, shaking his head "Regardless, You Already know my answer. So, let's just Get this over with." A Sword, made of pure chaotic energy manifested in his hand, "I've got a lady waiting for me." And Thus began the Devastating 1 Vs 100+ War between Gods. A war so destructive that it deserved the Name 'Ragnarok'-The War of End. -------------- I, Tyler Von Regulus Have a Hard life. Very Hard Life, in fact. I am The third prince of an entire Race, Not The First prince, not the Crown prince but the Third prince. I have an Overly Doting Mother. Not a Strict mother who will force me to study or practice sword or Magic or Force me to get stronger. And Last but not least, I am Neglected by my own Father, the King. Can you believe it?! Despite having the Finest living palace, Most delicious food, the best clothes, Tens of maids at my service and a Mother's love, I never received my Father's Love. I did not have any goals or ambition either. The life of an idle prince was just that ..Tiresome! That was Until everything changed on one not-so-special morning... I gained the foreign memories of a man from a different modern world called earth. He was A corporate slave on earth, named Nick. He had lost almost all the people he ever loved- His Aunt, Grandparents, Big brother, best friend and even his parents and was just living an empty life until one day, a Truck-kun put an end to him. From Nick's memories, I also realized that the world where I am living in, my world is actually an RPG game that Nick used to play. And I, myself am a character of that very game. Not the Hero, Not a Support role, Not even a cool Villain. I am just a Villainous mob. You know, the typical Bully guy! The type who bullies his weak classmates, and would normally be the First lucky guy to get his ass handed over by the Protagonist, within the starting 5 chapters of the story. Yeah, That would be Me. Nice to meet ya! The good news is that I don't die in the game Lore ...Maybe ? I'm not sure. Nick only played the first part of the Game and the rest? I have no memories. Which means, I don't even have the Classic cheat of every transmigrator, 'Futureproof Information'. So, Am i cooked ? Don't know? Maybe not. Since I still have Plenty of time left before the main story starts. So, I have Plenty of time left to Live, a Chill Life. So, like any typical smartass, I did the obvious! Exploring all my available options like Fleeing from the Royal palace and live a slow farming-life in the countryside or marrying myself off to a Rich lady and many other options, I have decided to be the king. Why? well, I mean.. Why not! I am a prince so why should i Not Strive for the goal of becoming a king ? And, Not to mention... [STATS WINDOW ACTIVATED!] It doesn't seem like a pipe dream.

"Although I was reborn as the weakest of the five-colored dragons, and transmigrated into a little female dragon, and had a disastrous start, at least I am a top-tier race. It's better than being reborn as a maggot, right?" Jona Velli looked at the pure white dragon scales covered by blood and dust, and was forced to accept the fact that she had inexplicably transmigrated to this magical continent and become a little female dragon because of drinking. "Now that I've come to this strange world, how can I not make a big splash? Hehehehe..." ………… Seeing the awakened power of time, Jona Velli was so excited that she almost jumped up and started spinning like a Thomas the Tank Engine. Time acceleration? No, no, no, that's not a good description at all. It should be renamed "Weekend". Time has forgotten? No, no, it should be renamed [Breaking Promises], hehehe~

You are standing before a future gem. It's no easy task to find a masterpiece amidst a sea of uninspired repetition. So, prepare yourself to witness the journey: What happened? Huaaah? Have I forgotten everything? “What an idiot I am.” He screamed like a madman in the middle of the street, everyone stared at him in shock and confusion, and some even looked at him with contempt. Tears were streaming down his face, but he smiled anyway. Deebt Jacks, 43 years old, deep in debt and a foolish gambling addict, had been transported back to his youth, but he had forgotten everything. How would he face this life again, this time as a mature adult?