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When you’ve only got five years left, what would you do? Coast through life in comfort? Or give it everything you’ve got? If it’s only five years… then I’ll become a shooting star on the track— even if, like a real shooting star, I have to burn myself out to shine. — Eternal Meteor

Second place isn’t failure. In Liam Yoo’s world, it’s worse. It means you’re not worth anything. Liam grew up eating alone, reheating the same meal every night while other families laughed together while watching TV. He didn’t want power or money. He just wanted to cook. So when the first full-dive VR game launches, Liam decides to become a chef. Inside, he picks a frontline class, randomises his character, and ends up as a small girl. He doesn’t care. As long as he can cook, nothing else matters. Then he gets a cooking skill with a unique impact: a Legendary Talent no one else has. Absorption lets him eat monsters to unlock recipes, and his food gives buffs 10,000 times stronger to himself and 100 times stronger to others, turning meals into powerful gameplay advantages. Liam assumes everyone has this talent. They don’t. At first, it’s just a game. Players explore, stream, and fight. Liam bites monsters mid-combat and turns them into recipes. Then the system announces, "The game is locked." No logout. No escape. Anyone who dies in the game dies permanently, both in the game and in reality. Food becomes survival, but everything tastes like garbage, unless it’s made by Liam, whose ability somehow keeps flavour alive. And in a world where strength decides who lives, the strongest ability isn’t a weapon. It’s what he eats. https://discord.gg/YgRmjwBR ---------------------- 30 golden tickets = 3 extra chapters 50 golden tickets = 5 extra chapters 80 golden tickets = 8 extra chapters 100 golden tickets = 10 extra chapters dragon gift = 1 bonus chapter + you become a npc castle gift = the above rewards if hit, + npc spacecraft gift = above rewards if hit npc gachapon gift = above rewards if hit become a important side character, and all week i post 3 chapters a day instead of 2

A lone existence awakens in a world with no rules, no systems, and no limits What begins as simple awareness slowly evolves into something far greater as new beings emerge, each shaped by their own choices rather than control Connection forms, conflict arises, and loss leaves its mark, yet nothing is erased Instead, every moment builds upon the last, creating meaning, memory, and identity As paths cross and influence spreads, the world itself begins to change, not by force but through freedom And at the center of it all stands Ren, not as a ruler, but as a witness to a reality that is learning to understand itself In a place where existence is not given purpose but must define its own, the question is no longer how to become But what it truly means to exist

A mysterious Sky Screen suddenly descends upon the Douluo Continent. It randomly selects individuals and sends them into the Perfect World, while broadcasting their survival journey live to the entire continent! As long as someone manages to survive there for one full year, they can bring back everything they obtained and may even gain the chance to prove the Dao and ascend to godhood. At first, the people of Douluo were brimming with confidence. They believed they could easily sweep through the Perfect World, seize its treasures, and claim endless opportunities. Until… Huyan Zhen was slapped into a pile of flesh by a descendant of the Black Emperor. The “theoretical master” Yu Xiaogang tried to study a pig, only to be rammed and sent flying three thousand li, becoming the laughingstock of the entire continent. Only then did everyone finally realize the true terror of the Perfect World. … Countless epochs ago, Jiang Chen transmigrated into the Perfect World. After enduring endless years of cultivation and relying on the assistance of a system, he eventually proved the Dao as an Immortal King and established the supreme Primordial Immortal Court. One day, Jiang Chen suddenly discovered something strange. Inside his Primordial Immortal Court… Some very familiar figures had appeared. The youthful-faced Zhu Zhuqing. The mature and elegant Bibi Dong. And many others… — Daily Updates X3 — For Early Access: [[email protected]/Thebeginning331]

[Anti-Tang, Anti-Xiaogang] Lin Chen transmigrates into the Douluo Continent and awakens the exact same martial soul as Yu Xiaogang—Luo Sanpao, with only half a level of innate soul power. Just as Lin Chen falls into confusion and despair about his future— He activates the Diary System. As long as he writes a diary every day, he can obtain rewards. So he sets a small goal first: Step on Tang San and become a god before him. But growth must be low-key and steady. He must develop in the shadows and never become an early target. However, as time goes on, Lin Chen discovers something is very wrong— The Douluo goddesses have all started clinging to him. Qian Renxue removes her disguise. Xiao Wu distances herself from Tang San. Zhu Zhuqing tears up her engagement— All of them, just to follow Lin Chen. Even the Ice Empress and Snow Empress transform into humans. And the long-sleeping Silver Dragon King awakens ahead of time, only to see Lin Chen once. Yu Xiaogang:Impossible! My cultivation plan for Luo Sanpao can’t be wrong! How could your Luo Sanpao evolve into the Golden Holy Dragon?! Tang San: I possess twin martial souls and the Tang Sect’s ultimate techniques—how could I lose to a native?! Gu Yuena: Lin Chen, you saved our soul beast race. As a reward… I’ll give you a beautiful Silver Dragon King. Lin Chen: Isn’t that just you??? — Daily Updates — For Early Access: [email protected]/Taichu372

{Anti-Tang, Anti-Xiaogang] In the Douluo Continent, Song Ye awakens the Sharp Commentary System. As long as he completes the system’s daily commentary tasks, he can obtain rewards. However, he never expected that every one of his sharp comments would be seen by the women of Douluo. … [Please comment on Bibi Dong’s view on love.] Song Ye: Love? She could even fall for Yu Xiaogang. She must have been truly desperate. Bibi Dong: What do you mean by that?! Who said it? Come out right now! [Please comment on Qian Renxue’s strategy.] Song Ye: Wasting ten years only to end up making a wedding dress for Tang San. And that’s called strategy? Qian Renxue: What?! Who is Tang San? How dare he ruin my grand plan! [Please comment on Bai Chenxiang’s choice.] Song Ye: Heh. Bewitched by Tang San and married a ladybug. What did she even gain from it? Bai Chenxiang: “I will never marry a ladybug! And who is Tang San? I’ll kill him!” [Please comment on Liu Erlong’s intelligence.] Song Ye: Using Spirit Hall’s theories to pretend to be a master, yet she still fell for it. What do you think? Liu Erlong: What?! Xiaogang’s theories were stolen? He actually lied to me?! [Please comment on…] … As more and more sharp comments appear, Song Ye grows stronger through the rewards and eventually surpasses even the God Kings. But when he looks back, something feels strange. Why have all the female characters suddenly become normal… And why are they all clinging to him now? — Daily Updates X3 — For Early Access: [[email protected]/Thebeginning331]

Elias Remington had a decent life. He wasn't the brightest kid; however, he wasn't dumb either, but when he entered college and graduated, he couldn't seem to get his life together. It wasn't til he played [Ascension Online] that he thought he could change his life. The game's money exchange feature, which allowed players to turn in-game coins into IRL cash, made it an instant hit. However, despite trying his best, he couldn't reach the top due to the guilds hoarding all of the EXP grinding spots and not being able to find any unique quests. Despite making his own guild, it was only him and a few of his friends, but after discovering a dungeon, Elias thought he could change his life if he cleared it due to its high rank. Yet as he tried to clear it, he died. He expected to respawn back at the inn he was renting; however, instead, he was back in time to the day he graduated. With his future knowledge, Eilias vowed to change his life and rise to the top of this world. _ Note: This is my first novel and will rely on a bunch of cliche's and stuff so don't expect much. But I want to try my own thing.

When the Frenzied Flame scorched the world to ash, Lynn finally escaped the Lands Between—that cycle of death and rebirth that had pushed him to the brink of madness.Lynn—the former Elden Lord, Lord of Stars, and Lord of Frenzied Flame—had expected to wake up to yet another cycle of reincarnation.

[Peerless Tang Sect] [Genius Protagonist] [Energy Control] [Research-Oriented] [Creation System] [Harem] Born with an innate soul power of only 0.5, Kong Ming’an should have been nothing more than a footnote in the world of Douluo Dalu. Weak, insignificant… destined to be forgotten. But everything changed the moment his memories awakened. With a mysterious Energy Martial Soul and a mind far beyond this era, Kong Ming’an refuses to follow the rules of this stagnant world. While others rely on fate and spirit rings, he chooses a different path— Analysis. Creation. Absolute Control. From refining energy to rewriting the very foundation of soul tools, he begins a journey that will shake the entire continent. What starts as simple curiosity soon evolves into something far greater. A pioneer of modern soul guidance technology. The creator of a new order. A genius who turns impossibility into reality. And as his power grows… so does the number of extraordinary women drawn to him. After all— In a world ruled by strength and desire, who could resist a man who controls both energy… and fate itself? — “I only wanted to experiment a little… while becoming a god.” Kong Ming’an once wrote in his memoirs. “Unfortunately… I went a bit too far.” — Note: • This novel explores the deep potential of martial souls, spirit rings, and soul tools through a unique, research-driven approach. • Features multiple female leads (harem elements). • Inspired by the manga-style interpretation of characters. Read 190+ Chapters and exclusive P@treon-only content here: [email protected]/RinBlaze – Join for just $15/month and unlock early access!

Advantures of an unfortunate little being called The thing,unveiling the truths of its newly found unknown world.

A modern engineering student dies in an accident and awakens in a collapsing medieval fantasy world as a weak villager. He gains a mysterious “Grand Architecture System” that converts design, planning, and construction into power. Instead of fighting with swords or magic, he strengthens himself and the world by building structures—each design changing reality in unexpected ways. From a destroyed village to an emerging empire, his intelligence becomes more dangerous than any weapon as he begins rebuilding civilization itself.

Jax Darquebane dies and wakes up in a world ruled by magic, monsters… and a System. Thanks to a very unintended mistake at reincarnation, Jax can max out stats, master any occupation, and break rules the world didn’t even know it had. Instead of becoming a brooding hero, Jax decides to do what he does best: * Modernize a medieval fantasy world. * Build absurd amounts of wealth. * Overthrow corrupt generals and tyrannical kings. * Outplay demon lords and chaos gods. * And somehow end up engaged to multiple terrifyingly capable women. This is a lighthearted, overpowered fantasy adventure filled with business schemes, dungeon raids, ridiculous misunderstandings, adult humor, and world-changing ambition. No explicit content — just chaos, confidence, and fun.

Just as my life was easily erased, I shall erase others. Just as humiliated as I am now, I shall humiliate others. I know one thing that I shall live by: Preserve at all costs.

The fool of the Old Mu Family, Mu Shuangshuang, who was bullied by everyone, suddenly changed one day! She was not foolish anymore, and she knew how to fight back when bullied. The dirt thrown on her was returned little by little. The once famous fool of a woman suddenly became smart, became beautiful, became wealthy, and even had an admirable good husband by her side, living a leisurely and carefree life from then on! 【New book 'Rebirth Blessed Wife with Space' has been released, old book 'Rebirth Farm Girl is Stunning'】

With only one year left to live due to a terminal illness, Fujimura Hikaru drifted in a haze of emptiness—until he accidentally discovered something unbelievable: He had gained the ability to transform into a horse girl for a limited time, using that power to extend his own life?! But as a trainer, could he really accept dying alone and leaving behind the horse girls under his care? “No. I refuse!” Fujimura Hikaru snapped back fiercely. “I can’t… I can’t stand the idea of never seeing them again—never seeing the way they shine on stage…” “A tragic ending like that… I will never accept it!” Heh-heh. I’m going to live, no matter what!

After entering the book, Gu Lan became the unruly Young Master in the Imperial Family! Beating up the Prince, angrily rebutting the Crown Prince, flirting with the Princess, insulting the Empress Dowager, turning the mischievous Princely Heir into a compliant child, and being ambiguously involved with the Prince raised in the Imperial Court, earning himself the title of the Capital City's top wastrel and Dayan's biggest freeloader. But later, the Young Master could govern the country with his scholarly talents and command the battlefield with his martial skills, becoming the pillar of the state! ...... In order to escape her cannon fodder fate, Gu Lan disguised as a man, studied diligently, and strove to become the most handsome young man in the Capital City. But why does that Regent King, who only focuses on career and not on feelings, insist on forming a sworn brotherhood with her? Wait, is it a matrimonial bow? One day--- The Young Master asked, tearfully: Isn't the Regent King uninterested in women? The Regent King pressed closer: What I'm interested in is men. The Young Master said: Great, I'm a woman! The Regent King threw away the incense burner and changed into wedding attire: Then no sworn brotherhood, let's wed. [Female disguise as male, enter the book 1V1, strong couple plot]

As a scandal magnet in the entertainment industry, even Yu Xia helping to chase away a dog can spark rumors of cohabitation, causing her manager to nearly vomit blood out of frustration. Unexpectedly, after returning from a trip, her manager went crazy and got her into a boy band talent show, supposedly to fight poison with poison. It's quite venomous, because... her ex-boyfriend is on this show! When the talent show aired— Fans: Yu Xia, stop your hands and mouth, you can't go after young idols! Manager: Yu Xia, you better take your work seriously, no getting involved with people. After the talent show formed a group, on the explosively popular escape variety show, Xie Qingci and Yu Xia teamed up, becoming the nation's most-clicked escape duo. Fans watched wide-eyed, as the sparks of love between them flew high. Fans: Kiss him! Kiss him till the world flips upside down! Manager: Yu Xia, you actually went and got involved with someone again! Yu Xia: Those were mistakes of the past, now I'm forced into this / takes out a handkerchief to wipe tears away [Older woman-younger man romance, talent show, comedic derivative livestream, escape variety show, passionate romance]

As a student, Lin Li suddenly owns a system and he expects it to be powerful enough to make his life better. However, unlike systems he has seen in novels, this system is so random. [Quest Triggered!] [Quest One: Slay ten Little Demon Heaven Blood Crows that frequently attack and kill villagers around your village.] "How could I find these Crows in a modern society? " An oblivious mosquito with an annoying buzz flies over and lands on Lin Li's hand. "Snap!" [Killed Little Demon Heaven Blood Crow (1/10).] Eh?!?!"

Accidentally becoming the host of the ghost-catching system, Chu Hao has embarked on his journey of subduing ghosts. Yet mere ghost-hunting is not all that Chu Hao and the system want, what satisfies him most is showing off his proficient skills to not only the living but also the lingering ghosts. "Ding... Host has successfully shown off. Gained 3 Pretentiousness Points." "The Taoist Master is so powerful!" "Master Chu Tian is truly formidable!" "Taoist Master, do you have a girlfriend? I want to be your girlfriend."

Lu Zheng possessed a jade seal which allowed him to transmigrate to an alternate world freely. Initially, he thought that the alternate world which he frequented was but an ordinary ancient civilization. With no particular ambition in mind, he planned to become a merchant and enjoyed the casual life of a rich man. He would find a few pretty maidens to accompany him while he explored the place and enjoyed various delicacies. That would be his ordinary and mundane life. His boring life lasted until the day he gave a beggar who showed up at his doorstep a meal. His jade seal obtained a strand of luck because of his action. Since then, he encountered a fox demon visiting him during the day and a beautiful ghost looking for him at night. The members of the Quanzhen Sect paid him tribute while some Buddhist monks stood in his path. So, it turned out that this world was not ordinary.