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I am Sakura Haruno. Most people see me as useless, but in reality, I am one of the strongest kunoichi in the shinobi world. I have trained hard, refining my strength and skills to reach the top. Don’t be deceived by appearances—one punch from me is enough to bring any enemy to their knees. If you think you can get close to me, let alone break through my defenses, then prepare to face true power. I’ll show you that determination, intelligence, and real strength can never be underestimated. Cover pict is from pinterest This fanfic tl Raw : 木叶:我,忍战樱,全靠 技术! IF WANT MORE CHAPTER LET'S SEE MY PATREON pa treon.com/YuuWand I Will Consistent Update ..

(Protagonist Isekai + Character Persona Reversal + Comedy + Plot Brainstorm + Genderbend MC; all plotlines are from the author's imagination, character fans please proceed with caution) Have you ever considered that there might be another version of [Fate's] script? What if March 7th became a cold, elegant beauty, transforming into the new generation "Ice Cube" of the team... What if the Dragon Lord power Dan Heng inherited was the "healing" half, burdening him with the train's logistics management... What if the Welt who came to this world was the world-saving, transcendent version... What if even under her dignified and graceful exterior, Himeko also hid a little-known heart... With the appearance of characters like the ultra-high-presence Arlan, the trashy Asta who likes to raise "Pompoms", the genius Herta with super social anxiety, and others, the original "Trailblaze" journey begins to unfold along another storyline. --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

[Game Characters + Memes + Final Tragedy + Protagonist Drama Queen] Mu Yang transmigrated to the continent of Teyvat, obtaining the Character Popularity System. As long as he gained enough popularity points, his strength would grow, and he could even customize his own storylines, which would inversely affect the parallel world of Earth. Thus, Mu Yang began his wild antics. Meanwhile, on parallel Earth, Discussions about him in forums and livestreams grew more and more fervent. "The new character is way too handsome, fam, I'm crying rivers!" "What did this sudden character just say? That he's gonna slay Stormterror?" "I, the Honest Truth Sovereign, declare that Mu Yang is definitely the one who assassinated the Geo Archon! If I'm wrong, I'll top up your constellations for you!" ... Later on, players began to realize— Every year during the Lantern Rite, all the Liyue characters would reunite, Yet Mu Yang was never among them. When his backstory was slowly unveiled, The entire internet cried out— "MiHoYo, stop hurting Mu Yang already!" "He's suffered too much!" "We miss you, Yang..." And what did Mu Yang himself have to say about it? "Hahah!" --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

Reborn as the son of the world’s Hero and the Holy Priestess, his second life was supposed to be perfect. A peaceful world. A loving mother and father. A powerful system awakening in his soul. Everything he never had on Earth. Until the day his father—the Hero—murdered his mother and turned his sword on him. With his dying breath, he triggered a new spell. He expected to wake up in his own past, ready to rewrite fate. Instead, he opened his eyes in a time long before he was born—in the younger days of the man who would one day be hailed as the "Hero." Stripped of his power, stranded in an unfamiliar era, and forced to start from zero, he now faces a brutal truth: To save his mother… To uncover why the Hero betrayed them… To stop the future… He must confront the man who will one day try to kill him. And this time, he won’t hesitate.

Park Suho, a 31-year-old man with no direction, lives shut away in his small apartment in Seoul. He was once a talented young man who dreamed of building the largest restaurant in all of Korea. He graduated with honors in gastronomy, sacrificed half of his youth… but life turned its back on him. His business went bankrupt, and his family — led by a father who is a world-renowned chef — abandoned him. Without hope, Park Suho takes refuge in his only comfort: video games, web novels, and fantasy stories. His obsession is [The Rise of the Legendary Hunter], a massive game to which he dedicated almost his entire life, mastering every system and event as if it were his second home. But at 5 a.m., after receiving a mysterious email from the original author of the game’s novel, everything changes: [“Dear zombisiniestro_300: For your dedication and support to the vast and infinite universe we have built, I grant you an opportunity to live in the world you love so much.”] When he wakes up, Suho is no longer in Seoul… but inside the game, reincarnated as Zarkrion Volcanius, the feared Crimson Dragon King, one of the first bosses the hero defeats at the start of the story in a side quest. The only thing he knows how to do is cook. Could that peculiar skill be enough to survive in a dangerous and lethal world? [APPRECIATION SYSTEM – SUCCESSFULLY ACQUIRED]

[Mature Smut Content] Killed in a terrorist attack in the shopping mall. Kaelen wakes up in a post apocalyptic Korean novel, where humanity battles monstrous horrors as powerful hunters. Now Summoned as the Demon Empire's hero by the enigmatic goddess Lilith, Kaelen discovers that his unexpected companion is none other than his step-sister, transformed into his all-powerful system —without his knowledge! [Why not Conquer them all, Nii-San~] And now with a desire to conquer villainesses, enchanting heroines and the human continent Kaelen embarks on a wild adventure filled with battles, betrayal, and sizzling twists. Additional Tags: Action, Academy, Heavy Lemons, Drama, Dark, Twisted Romance, Demonic MC, Yanderes, Villainess Noble Girls, Goddess, Threesomes, No NTR

Shen Longwei was the rising genius of the Celestial Sword Pavilion, youngest to reach Core Formation in three centuries. Engaged to the sect leader's daughter, his future seemed limitless. Then he discovered his fiancée was sleeping with his martial brother who betrays him. Revealing the truth: Shen Longwei was never a genius and his "miraculous" cultivation was fueled by his mother's dying secret sacrifice. Shen Longwei, now a disgraced cultivator with a crippled core discovers an ancient forbidden art... THE PRIMORDIAL YIN-YANG SCRIPTURE, the original uncorrupted text of dual cultivation. That draws power from intimate dual cultivation, forcing him to navigate a world of scheming sects, dangerous beauties and the thin line between pleasure and power.

Forget the Sharingan. Forget the Rinnegan. This Hyuga awakened the Bya-God-gun! One punch to destroy a mountain. Two punches to end a war. Three punches to make the gods themselves flinch. This is the story of the Hyuga who didn’t follow destiny—he obliterated it.

A level-60 newbie queues up for a weekly co-op boss run, only to stumble upon a total carry-god. He only hears the carry-god bark: “Crazy damage incoming—just lie down!” Before Lin Feng can even react, his vision goes dark… and he wakes up in Teyvat. He originally wanted to start complaining, but after seeing the level-999 Treasure-Ferret by his side, he couldn’t help letting out a bright, heartfelt laugh.

Kiren was once the strongest Alpha of his era—pure-blooded, rare, feared by all. But after dying too early, he awakens in a new body… as Rion Vale, the cold, genius CEO of Vale Biotech Corporation. A new world. No alphas. No omegas. No pheromones. No second genders. Just ordinary humans. Except him. Rion’s body still carries the black-orchid scent of an Alpha. His ruts grow worse, suppressants fail, and no human can get near him— because every scent burns his senses. Every scent… except one. During a night of uncontrollable heat, Rion smells something impossible: a fresh, calming, rare scent that soothes his instincts instantly. It belongs to Evan Lee — his perfect rival, the sharp-tongued CEO of Lee Biohealth System, and the one person he can’t stand. But instinct wins. In that desperate night, Rion crosses the line he can never uncross— he marks Evan as his omega. Evan thinks Rion is insane. A revenge-obsessed lunatic. A man who has finally lost his mind. Until the bond awakens… Evan’s body heats whenever Rion is near. His heartbeat races at the scent he hates. His skin aches for the touch he refuses. His mind screams “no”— but his body whispers “again.” Two CEOs. Two rivals. One impossible bond. In a world without alphas or omegas… they become the only pair fate dares to create.

Blaire Winston is plucked out of her comfortable life from a tier three town and shoved into the lap of luxury called Charmity Academy, a school for the top 1% within the Empire. Her main motive is to lay low and graduate but the nosy bitch named fate has other things in plan. Plans which include an obsessive Crown Prince and his convoluted punishment tiers that keep Blaire not only on her toes but also within the spotlight. excerpt: Blaire's world crashes and burns. Sculptures fall, dust clouds rise, the crown prince bleeds, the towers catch fire, the ground splits open in a violent earthquake and the world ceases to exist: in her head. 'He's such a petty little vile creature of pure evil ousted straight from the depths of hell!' Blaire thinks through gritted teeth. Silas pockets his hands again and begins strolling. "I bet you have no friends," Blaire snarls, unprompted. "Only because they're afraid of me, jealous of me or want to be me." Silas sings. 'Yeah because you're an insufferable piece of shit!' Blaire counters in her head. "Do not curse me in your head. I'll meet you at lunch. Remember table number 1!" he holds up a finger, "You'd have to suffer monetary consequences if you don't make it!" Blaire holds up two middle fingers behind his back. [this book is based on prompt 2 which reminded me of Barbie Princess Charm School! if you liked that movie then tag along this wild ride of a rip off, lmfao]

What if the heartless prodigy... fell in love? Magic is real. The world has known it for almost a century. At the elite First High School for magic users, two siblings enroll, one a breathtakingly beautiful girl, the other, a cold genius hiding unimaginable power. In the original story, love never had a place in Tatsuya Shiba’s heart. But in this tale it does. What changes when the "Irregular" begins to feel? When forbidden emotions awaken in a world bound by rules and power... The story you know is about to unravel into something very different. ------------------------- If you’d like to support my work, check out my: patreon.com/DaoistRoeoNQ

Sakura Bakushin O, who was suspended from racing due to a diagonal run in the Spring Tenno Sho, became a Trainer at Tracen Academy. After nurturing Tokai Teio to a Triple Crown Horse Girl and Mejiro McQueen to three consecutive Spring Tenno Sho victories, Tracen Academy welcomed a new batch of Horse Girl. On the day of the entrance ceremony, Sakura Bakushin O went to Chairwoman Akikawa's office and met Kitasan Black and Satono Diamond, who were waiting there, hoping to join a team. "Excellent work! This time, who do you want to choose as your next Triple Crown Horse Girl to nurture?" Chairwoman Akikawa asked with a smile. Just as Sakura Bakushin O was about to give her answer, she suddenly saw a system interface appear above Chairwoman Akikawa's head. 【Akikawa Yayoi: Nurturing Difficulty (C)】 Sakura Bakushin O smiled faintly and pointed her finger at the older girl with long orange hair behind the desk. "Wh-What?! You want to choose me?!" "Th-This certainly won't do!" "Think it over carefully!!!"

This is a story about a boy who finds himself in series of events whiles trying to save his only friend from a mysterious organization whose leader was known in the past but now forgotten. In a world filled with so much danger and mystery, Julius learns on his journey that there are forces who have set their eyes on planet earth. Will Julius be able to defend his planet against forces from the stars?

After a short, harsh life defined by poverty and a single, unfulfilled dream, June's story ends as gruesomely as it began—splatting on a Tokyo sidewalk after a catastrophic fall. His final regrets are not of fear, but of profound missed opportunities: the confession he never made to his childhood love, and the life of freedom he never allowed himself. He awakens, not in an afterlife, but in the dangerous and vibrant world of One Piece, reborn as an infant with all the memories of his past life intact. This time, he is determined to live by his final, desperate vow: to seize every desire, indulge every impulse, and never again be shackled by caution or delayed gratification.

He traveled to the world of the powerful Shadow Master and originally wanted to replace Shadow and become the master of the Shadow Courtyard. But Shadow's strength was too abnormal, so he had to settle for second place and become the second in command of Shadow Courtyard. Since Shadow Addicted Pig doesn't like girls, then I will do it myself Help Alpha build a base, Tell Beta a bedtime story Teach the method of gamma earning. Taming Delta Help Ipsilon regain her confidence and teach her piano. Assist Ita in researching technology

Follow Su Hang, a rising talent whose dazzling goals and fearless play rock Europe’s biggest stages. From triumphs to career-threatening setbacks, his journey is a fight against rivals, doubts, and his own limits. Can he become a true legend in Real Madrid’s white? “Hold it. I haven’t even stepped on the pitch. How’s the loss on me?” “In sport, being bad is a sin.” “If you lose, own it.” “What did you just say? You think I’m definitely getting fired, don’t you?” “You’re finished, kid! I don’t care how much money your father throws at this club—you’re garbage!” “Every time we lose, someone in here gets fed to the wolves?” “When Makélélé left last summer, didn’t you see this coming? Whose fault is that?” “Do you dare call out Florentino? No—you don’t!” … The locker room fell silent. Even Zidane raised an eyebrow—this kid had guts. Queiroz, shaking with rage, finally snapped: “Su Hang, get ready to go on!” Su Hang froze. Wait… what? Queiroz smirked. “What? Scared already? If you don’t dare, then apologize—and write me ten thousand words while you’re at it.” Su Hang ripped off his vest and hurled it to the ground. “Fine! I’ll play! Worst case, we all go down together!” And that’s how the story begins.

What happens when one of them disappears and the life that is left behind seems to be a dream created by another person? Such a situation brings a critical view of identity construction and performativity of self in modern society. Twenty year old Akihiro Tanaka who is solidly embedded in traditional ideals of masculinity is suddenly exposed to an ontological crisis: he wakes up with long, golden hair, with soft facial structure and high soprano voice and becomes Akari a personality with whom the society views as an ideal feminine image, cherished as a daughter and a friend. Akari is drawn into the external demands of a trendy college girl in the naturalistic context of a busy campus environment, but he has to deny the uncomfortable reality of the gender he was before. This disguise is particularly perilous in the light of the continued interest of Hiroto, the old best friend and new-comer suitor whose romantic desire only adds to the mental weight. The actual crisis exacerbates when Akari meets Yui, a talented and intelligent student of art whose appearance brings back a new feeling of self-discovery. Where Akihiro would have sought to chase Yui in the heterosexual male sense, the experience Akari goes through becomes an in-depth platonic relationship, which puts a strain on the emotional and cognitive constructs that were previously crucial to his masculine identity. Such a change causes an internal confusion, which is a constant longing to Yui as a romantic relationship and the identity lived for friendship. Finally, this character arc is a heart-rending example of the intricate relationships of gender fluidity, betrayal, and the catharsis that will necessarily follow the realization of who one really is. The agonizing, gradual understanding that self acceptance usually involves the sacrifice of past identity lays stress on the inevitable conflict between self and relationships expectations.

At eighteen, Jason Luo has nothing—no future, no prospects, and a father broken by drink. Hardened by hardship, he sees boxing as his only way out. When all hope fades, a mysterious system awakens within him, granting the power to grow stronger with every fight. From human punching bag to rising contender, his journey begins in the ring—where only heart, willpower, and relentless effort can forge a legend.

When someone wields overwhelming physical strength and absolute control over their body, every pass and every shot can be executed with terrifying precision. And once they enter the FLOW state—where time slows and instincts sharpen—they transform into something far beyond human. A true monster is born. Now imagine dropping such a monster into Blue Lock. What kind of chaos… what kind of miracles… will unfold on the field? PS: This is not the same story you know. The protagonist, a transmigrator armed with knowledge of the Blue Lock manga, refuses to follow Isagi’s path in Team Z. Instead, he forges his own way through the first selection, rewriting matches with unexpected twists. And at the center of it all—the monster of Blue Lock himself.