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They say to be the best you need passion, blood, sweat, and tears. Xia Qi just needs a button. In the golden era of Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, a third name rises from obscurity to break their duopoly. While the world praises his "tactical coldness" and "calm under pressure," the truth is far more absurd: the moment he steps onto the pitch, Xia Qi activates "Auto-Mode" and lets an AI take the wheel. He isn't a stoic genius; he's just a passenger in his own body. Arsene Wenger finds in him the final piece for an invincible Arsenal. Sir Alex Ferguson curses missing out on him. Florentino Pérez is already preparing the checkbook. This is the story of how a Chinese teenager and his "autopilot" rewrote football history, brought glory back to England, and turned a two-man rivalry into a three-way war. Thank you for the support, friends. If you want to read more chapters in advance, go to my Patreon. Read 20 Chapters In Advance: patreon.com/Bankai10

Lord Long Xiao, one of the Five Holy Gods and also the newly appointed god overseeing mortal cultivation, had descended to the realms for "research"... or so he claimed. The real reason? To avoid participating in the Gods' Contest, an annual divine competition where gods of various philosophies clashed to determine whose path reigned supreme. Long Xiao never asked for this job. One minute, he was assisting our heavenly therapist while avoiding divine mail. The next, his dearest friends signed him up to replace the wounded Lord Haoyu, former overseer of human cultivation, now in seclusion recovering from a match with Ares, god of war. Naturally, Long Xiao did what any responsible god would do: he ran. Well, “descended for divine research,” as he put it. While the other gods clashed in the annual Gods’ Contest, Long Xiao rode his phoenix into the Twelve Realms, well rode his cloud to be exact. Seeking enlightenment, peace, stories, and perhaps, definitely not intentionally, an escape from his new responsibilities. What he finds instead? A prophecy unraveling. Two prodigies born under the return of the Scarlet Horizon: Xu Lianhua, chaos incarnate with a quick tongue and quicker fingers, running an empire under the guise of an inn. Mo Zeyan, the Wind Sect’s crown prince, graceful as a sword stroke and faster than reason. Both born under a star that had only flared once before the realms even existed. According to Bai Zhenzhu, Supreme Oracle of the Tianyue Realm, these two would either unify the Twelve Realms… …or shatter them completely. And Long Xiao? He’s just the god who stumbled into the middle of it all without a clue, and definitely without an invite.

“So I can summon Heroines and Villainesses, but I just have to create them myself? Seems easy enough!” Max lived for one thing and one thing only: a good story. Novels were the only escape in his mundane life. However, all the light novels and manhwas he read had the same problem: Ruining female characters. In all these novels, the powerful heroines and terrifying villainesses were always reduced to one-dimensional trophies obsessed with the MC. They had no goals or purpose of their own. When Max discovered Awakener Supreme, he thought it would be different. It started out promising; a dark fantasy, detailed, consistent world building, a complex magic system and interesting characters. But everything went downhill pretty fast. To please the fans, the dark tone vanished, and the fierce female cast was reduced to shallow fan service. In a burst of anger, Max confronted the lead writer, criticizing him for ruining female characters, and claiming he could do a much better job at creating heroines and villainesses. He never expected the universe to take him at his word. Max suddenly wakes up inside the world of Awakener Supreme, and was given the chance to back up what he had claimed in the form of a unique class. ⸢ You have awakened your Class ⸥ ⸢ Class: Architect - You can create heroines and villainesses and make them your Summons ⸥ ⸢ Class Group: Summoner ⸥ Was Max all talk? Or can he truly create more powerful and consistent heroines and villainesses to help him survive the grim world of Awakener Supreme? Character arts, novel art, panels and R18 images are available on the Discord! https://discord.gg/6yTukRbQF

[ Warning: Mature content R-18 ] ______________________________ Luis, a man stuck in a troubled marriage, lives with his wife Lily and her family. Despite his efforts to improve his life, he is continuously belittled by his in-laws, especially his mother-in-law Ruth. Luis life takes a turn when he discovers a mysterious system. [Ding! The Lust system has been successfully bound!] The story explores themes of family dynamics, hidden emotions, and the desire for validation in a world where appearances are everything. Luis must decide whether he will continue to be passive or take control of his own destiny, all while learning the true power of the system that has entered his life. ______________________________ [Things to be noted] 1. From the title, you should've guessed it already but let me tell you the story will be filled with many sexual adventures. So... you are welcome to enjoy them..... 2. However... don't expect MC to have sexual relations with every woman he meets. I'll be focusing on the story, and would 'Try' not to blindly throw sex scenes left and right. Important Note: If you enjoy the story then don't forget to vote your GTs, Power stones and also if you can, send some GIFTS too. This poor soul would appreciate it. Happy reading~ ________________

Yi Chen never asked to transmigrate into a cultivation world, but he still ended up here. However, the good part was that he was granted a system which came with an Innate ability. The ability to check the status of others! Even though it was only Level 1 for now, he had decided to make the best use of it by collecting enough money and leaving the town to find where the cultivators were and join a sect… until a certain young lady decided to choose him on that particular day. 'Wait, why did Miss Yu choose me? I’m not even handsome!' Glancing at her status, he gawked. ‘What?! She's going to be the phoenix empress...? Great god...I can't even run away then,' Accepting his fate, Yi Chen got married. What he didn't know was that this marriage would become the spark that would make him go on a journey where he would go through countless crises, jump several realms, fight numerous cultivators, slay innumerable beasts and explore all corners of this world of cultivation. Follow Yi Chen as he stumbles, complains, and somehow survives everything this cultivation world throws at him. _________ "One day, even you might get transmigrated here, like me. So read this novel carefully… it might just save your life!" – Yi Chen __________ Upload Rate: Daily Discord server: https://discord.gg/gNWJGf2a2n

[Error!] [Error!] [Error!] [System cannot synchronize with user! The soul is not compatible!] [User don't have any knowledge of future] [Survival chances until the end...........0%!] [Ding!~] [System cannot be initiated. But for poor user who had no future....We pity you!] [So each event you survives you will be rewarded according to your contribution in scenario! That's all we can do for you.] [Best of luck use–no. Best of luck Extra!] [---] ....... Aron lived a normal, happy life. He wasn’t a loner, nor did he have a tragic past. So why was he the one who got transmigrated? While trying out a new game, he found himself inside its world, in the body of an extra. As if that weren’t bad enough, he received a broken, useless system. Offering rewards only if he survived each scenerio. He had no guidance. No warnings. No knowledge of the game. This world was destined for chaos, where Eternal Beings would wage war in the near future. Aron— now Noah would carve his own path to survive. Even if it means to become an Eternal being himself. But for now, surviving the academy alone was already a nightmare. --- [A/N: The Story is Slowpaced. There will be lot of fun and entertainment chapter. Read them as fun and Don't question over their actions since they were written as fun. Story will be more serious and dark when it needed to! So enjoy now!] Discord Server link: https://discord.gg/dtFkwXFrNm You can Support me on kofi: https://ko-fi.com/lolman2020

A soul traveled through the Ninja World, Naruto World, and became an ordinary Uchiha clan member. It coincided with the Third Ninja World War. In order to survive better, he could only work hard, to outperform everyone. Note: You can read +100 advanced chapters in my patreon: Patreon.com/Kakarot17

While traveling to another world amidst the chirping of unusual insects, Joey accidentally absorbs the soul of Yoshikage Kira. Upon awakening, he inherits three things: a Killer Queen, a severed hand of a fair-skinned woman, and a wallet radiating white light that is quite attractive to him. But before he can examine the inheritance closely, Joey discovers from a sudden event that he is not in the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure world, but in the Hunter x Hunter world! However, by the time he realizes this, Joey is already being hunted by the Chimera Ants… Note: you can read +100 advanced chapters in my patreon: Patreon.com/Kakarot17

【Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Dragon Gallbladder Bright Silver Spear. 】 (一_一) 【Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Tree Planting Technique～】 (●—●？) 【Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Trans-Time and Space Teleporter! 】 Note: You can read +100 advanced chapters in my patreon: Patreon.com/Kakarot17

On the first of his Pokemon journey, Ash/Satoshi awakened the memory of his past life and obtained A system will generate tasks and give all Pokemon related items. Knowing the trajectory of his future life, he decisively chose to make up for the regrets of his past life. Pokemon releaser? [You refused to release the pidgeot and received the reward: Potential Evolution Ribbon] [You refused to send the primape and received the reward: MewtwoX Mega Evolution Stone] Change the Region level and clear it? [You use Champion Pikachu to defeat Rookie Trip. The opponent doubts his life and gets the reward: full Mastery of Aura] Region competition companion runner? [You defeat the mystrious trainer Tobias and get the reward: One of three creation dragons dragon of antimatter giratina; title: Dragon Lord] Will you remain single* forever? [You have obtained the "harem protagonist aura", and the harmony of the harem +10] *Robbing Pokémon? [You break paul's leg and send him to a juvenile detention center and get the reward: "One ball into the soul" title (throwing a Poké Ball has a probability of directly recovering the mythical Pokémon) ] ... This is a Chinese translation fanfic I removed all the Chinese elements as mush as I can I fully rewrite the chapters with my own style if you like it please support

Jiro was just scrolling through some Naruto clips before bed, unaware that every edit was being simultaneously transmitted across all timelines of the Shinobi World. Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't bear to watch the replay of his own life. The Uchiha clan discovered their future of annihilation. Madara Uchiha fell silent as he watched "The Truth of the Infinite Tsukuyomi." Namikaze Minato trembled and wept as he read "The Life of Naruto." Naruto Uzumaki learned to form Rasengan ahead of time. Orochimaru, meanwhile, fell into deep contemplation while watching "The Complete Collection of Failed Immortality Experiments." When Jiro finally edited together his own imagined "Perfect Naruto Ending," the history of the entire Shinobi World veered irrevocably toward an unknown point of divergence.

Transmigration? Check. Golden Finger? Check. Beauties? Check. Fang Bubai is the protagonist? Che- wait- he is the protagonist?! Then why is there another Fang Bubai running amok like the real protagonist?! And these women throwing themselves on him... why are they all traps?! But... can he refuse? Obviously... not. Ahem. Join Fang Bubai on his ascension journey, starting from his seed and with the help of his companions... Succubus, swords maiden, maids, another man's wife, catgirl... the list goes on. This novel is also posted on RoyalScribble~ For early access to new chapters, juicy content (wink wink), exclusive art, and more, check out: https://sites.google.com/view/eternity-starts-from-his-seed/home [Warning] Mature Theme, Viewer Discretion is Advised [Disclaimer] All characters are above 18 years of age. All names, characters, and events in this novel are fictional, and any resemblance to real persons, places, and events which may seem to exist is purely coincidental. [Tags] Male Protagonist, Xianxia, Cheats, Dark

After transmigrating into a chaotic anime crossover world, Rin Yuki awakened the [Daily Check-In System—a mysterious power that granted him bizarre new abilities with every monthly login. Then, one fateful day, his luck exploded. [Congratulations! You have obtained Marvel’s supreme Cosmic Heart!] ------- Read advance chapters on patreon.com/lost_moon -------- Raw:- 综漫：签到宇宙之心，加入聊天群 Author:- 繁华年流

Ethan Gardner was a 2025 ML engineer until a delivery truck sent him back to 2014 San Francisco, inside the body of a man caught in Gavin Belson's crosshairs. He wields "Architectural Intuition," granting him perfect blueprints for future AI like GPT-3, and "Temporal Compute Access," which lets him rent 2025 processing power at a staggering financial cost. Now, Ethan must outpace Hooli’s $200 million war chest by building an empire on "impossible" code before the show's canon timeline collapses. Amidst the high-pressure world of venture capital, he battles a looming corporate storm while his hands move with a supernatural "Accelerated ML Cognition" they never possessed before.

Damn reincarnation… There wasn’t even a deity or a being to ask, “Why me?” All there was was a silly survey to customize my appearance for my next life. But I have absolutely no intention of being reincarnated; if I’ve already died, it’s better to stay this way. Even so, it seems my opinion isn’t relevant to whoever was behind all this, since they’re going to take me to another world anyway. If that being or deity doesn’t care about my opinion, I don’t care about their intentions either, so without a doubt I’ll put an end to this damn new life—or at least that was the plan until I realized that my wife had also been reincarnated with me. That changes everything. Now I have to understand this strange world and figure out what it has in store for my wife and me. But what I still don’t understand is why my wife and I are now forced to run a strange massage parlor, which, for some reason, keeps attracting dissatisfied women—women with marital problems. I don’t know what kind of strange luck has befallen us, but that doesn’t change what I have to deal with now. #Harem #Romance #Comedy #Yandere#MILFs #Doppelganger#Incest #GroupActio#Oyakodon#Elves #MonsterGirls #Kemonomimi#Demons #Dragons, Priestesses,#and much more.. Discord(https://discord.gg/5sWPxKG39V)

After being smashed clean off the road by a cement truck, Su Yu reincarnates—system included—into the peaceful day-to-day life of the Golden Courtyard. He plans to grind the Abyss again in this new world… only to discover a fatal problem: without a bound Valkyrie, the system won’t even activate. With no way to play the power game, he shelves that ambition. But with a head full of Earth pop culture, Su Yu decides to start fresh the easy way—by becoming a spectacular “creative copier,” rewriting classic works and stirring up a roaring cultural storm. His happy new life has barely begun when, on a rain-washed evening, he meets Kiana—a girl who has somehow crossed over from the early Arc City era. That familiar ahoge droops. Her eyes are dull, like ashes after a fire burns out. “Is this… Arc City? I want to go back.” “You probably can’t.” “Why not?” “Because this place is very far from Arc City.” “How far?” “At least fifty thousand years.”

Elric's life had been nothing short of a nightmare since his childhood. He was constantly bullied at school, detested and ignored by his family, and left with nobody to care whether he lived or died. The accumulated loneliness and suffering from decades pushed him into a severe depression, and he ultimately decided to take his life’s final decision… Suicide. One day, Elric's soul heard a voice calling out to him. "Wake up, Elric. I am the God of Darkness, and I'm here to give you another chance at life." To the God of Darkness, Elric replied with only two words… "Fuck off!" Now forced with the possibility of a new life despite his unwillingness… Elric must decide whether to become a puppet or forge a new destiny with his own hands. Will he overcome his traumatic past, or will he squander yet another chance at life? Join the Protagonist on his journey as he is given an impossible task while striving to become one of the strongest beings in a world full of Magic, Mythical creatures, Dragons, and Gods. ---------------- [[Author : The protagonist of this story is a scheming mastermind who doesn't trust anyone and plans everything based on his present strength, knowledge and circumstances. No Romance, Harem, or Fan-service here. The main character is also not an Edgelord or a Psychopath who kills people without reason. Character development is a gradual process as the Main Character learns to acknowledge and overcome his flaws. This is a story for those who appreciate a psychologically well-developed character. The protagonist is an Antihero character who exists in the gray area between good and evil. This is a story for those who enjoy complex characters, greatly improving and expanding World-building along with intricate plots. If you are looking for a story with a nuanced and morally ambiguous yet humorous protagonist in a mature and gritty world, then this is the novel for you.]] ---------------- Note : Character Reference Arts available in chapter comments. You can also support me on Patreon : Just type HeroOfDarkness in Creator search menu. Discord Link : https://discord.gg/DstSrGK4dn ---------------- Note : Vote for the Novel for extra weekly chapters. 500 Power Stones = 1 Extra Chapter per week 1000 Power Stones = 2 Extra Chapters per week 2500 Power Stones = 5 Extra chapters per week 50 Golden Tickets = 2 Extra chapters per week 100 Golden Tickets = 3 Extra chapters per week 150 Golden Tickets = 7 Extra chapters per week

Synopsis: Seito had lived in a slice-of-life crossover world for seventeen years. During that time, he worked hard, built a stable life, and quietly hoped to settle down someday. Everything changed with the release of the world’s first full-dive virtual reality game. From that moment on, the world began to feel subtly—but unmistakably—wrong. By closely studying the playstyle of the so-called “Lucky Shield Girl,” Seito rapidly climbed the rankings and soon stood at the very top. Maple Honjō: “Seito-kun is amazing~! I love teaming up with Seito-kun the most~!” Shizuka Hiratsuka: “Hey, brat. Come over to my place tonight.” Kaguya Shinomiya: “Unbelievable! Losing to someone like him?! I refuse to accept it!” Yukino Yukinoshita: “Hmph. As if I’d ever like someone like him.” Utaha Kasumigaoka: “As expected of you~ That really was impressive~” As time passed, the line between the virtual world and reality began to blur. When the game finally fused with the real world, Seito—the first player to reach the summit—rose above everyone else and became the first god of this new era. …… This novel is a crossover featuring worlds from Oregairu, Saekano, Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, BOFURI, and more. Update schedule: 1-2 chapter daily. Note: This is a translation of a Chinese fan-fiction. Before reading, please remember to turn off your brain a little and enjoy the story with a positive mindset. If you notice any mistakes in the translation, feel free to point them out in the comments. Your feedback is greatly appreciated! ....... 100 PS(Power stone)= 1 extra chapter 300 PS= 2.... 500 PS= Still unknown(Not going to reach anyway) The extra chapter will be uploaded on every Sunday or if miss it will be on Monday. And thank you for reading! ........ And if you want to read ahead and support me a bit please do check my P*troen:Koko_890. I only have 1 Tier that's also only $3 a month. If you have some extra money or You are very Rich please do help a poor like me.

As the author of this web novel, I would like to request that all readers carefully read the following notice and warning before continuing with the story Warning: This story contains dark themes including horror, violence, trauma, and disturbing events. Some scenes may be intemse emotional suffering and disturbing scenarios that may be uncomfortable for some readers. some scenes may involve graphic and unsettling situations. These elements are presented as part of the story's narrative and are not intended to glorify harm. Nothing here is meant to comfort. This story is intended for mature audiences. Reader discretion is storongly advised. please read only if you are prepared for a heavy and unsettling experience.