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What was happening 20 years before the Straw Hats? Our MC, 'Silent Step' Kuro was playing 4D chess. Instead of findind the one piece, he was trying to build a crew strong enough to rival the World Government. He's doing it all while managing to retain his humanity, protecting a young Nico Robin and recruiting a crew of future legends, including the rescued Boa Sisters all while being in the West Blue, This isn't your typical pirate adventure, this is the story of how it all began that changed the future of Great Pirate Era. -- Not a Chinese Fic. -- Patreon.com/AHumanMadeMOFO

You read the title, right? If not... He had been playing an H-Game when all of sudden...his life ended. When he woke up, he found that he had been sent into the world of the H-Game. What will he do now that he's in this new world? ------------------------------------------------------------------- Come follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/DXHaseoXD Discord: https://discord.gg/BGrNgsbXXG

After waking up, everyone will travel through a wasteland world, and the survivors will face various challenges such as acid rain, extreme cold, extreme heat and mutant creatures. Every corner holds unknown dangers, and the survivors have to adapt to this harsh environment. To withstand natural disasters, the survivors must build their own shelters in this dangerous land, stockpile enough water and resources to survive before the disaster strikes. While others struggle daily to gather rotten scraps and fight over limited supplies, fear and desperation slowly spread through the wasteland. Vikram Parker awakened a plant system. While others are scraping for a little bit of food, Vikram can cultivate crops. While survivors reinforce their shelters with fragile wood and broken metal, he grows living walls of vines and sturdy thornwood. His plants can bear fruits, purify water, and gradually transform barren land into fertile soil. As the regional chat fills with panic before every incoming disaster, Vikram calmly harvests fresh vegetables inside his green sanctuary. Looking at the endless cries for help and warnings of starvation, he can’t help but think. Surviving in the apocalypse isn’t that hard. Goals for the first 300 chapters: - Daily Update 1 Chapter Power Ranking Top 3 = 1 Extra Chapters! Power Ranking No 1 = 3 Extra Chapters! Every 20 Golden Tickets = 1 Extra Chapters! A Castle = 5 extra chapter! A Spacecraft = 10 extra chapters! A Gachapon = 15 extra chapters! ................................................

Ren Hector was supposed to be a Doctor. Instead, he died of a heart attack five years into surgical residency and woke up in a nightmare world where people awaken as Hunters by surviving their worst fears. The System was supposed to grant him healing powers. But something went wrong. A glitch during binding process warped his class into something monstrous. Now, as the Doctor of the Ruin Gospel, Ren wields sentient surgical tentacles and a chainsaw instead of holy light. Now he’s the Doctor of the Ruin Gospel, a walking medical atrocity who heals people with surgical tentacles, a chainsaw, and a mouth in his palm that bites things for diagnosis. The more fear he causes, the stronger he gets. Trapped in a broken system, in a world ruled by Gates, monsters, and divine protocols, Ren isn’t here to save the world. He’s just trying to cure it. And maybe bill it later.

After being sent to another world because of a god's mistake, Lin Fan obtained the ability to...tame? "What? As long as I raise affection, I can tame anything? Even gods?" "Could I even make a harem with this power?" ------------------------------------------------------------------- Come follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/DXHaseoXD Discord: https://discord.gg/BGrNgsbXXG

On the first of his Pokemon journey, Ash/Satoshi awakened the memory of his past life and obtained A system will generate tasks and give all Pokemon related items. Knowing the trajectory of his future life, he decisively chose to make up for the regrets of his past life. Pokemon releaser? [You refused to release the pidgeot and received the reward: Potential Evolution Ribbon] [You refused to send the primape and received the reward: MewtwoX Mega Evolution Stone] Change the Region level and clear it? [You use Champion Pikachu to defeat Rookie Trip. The opponent doubts his life and gets the reward: full Mastery of Aura] Region competition companion runner? [You defeat the mystrious trainer Tobias and get the reward: One of three creation dragons dragon of antimatter giratina; title: Dragon Lord] Will you remain single* forever? [You have obtained the "harem protagonist aura", and the harmony of the harem +10] *Robbing Pokémon? [You break paul's leg and send him to a juvenile detention center and get the reward: "One ball into the soul" title (throwing a Poké Ball has a probability of directly recovering the mythical Pokémon) ] ... This is a Chinese translation fanfic I removed all the Chinese elements as mush as I can I fully rewrite the chapters with my own style if you like it please support

A boy from our world died. And then he woke up. Inside a novel he barely remembered reading. A novel about a girl from the modern world who possessed the body of a villainess in her favorite otome game… A game where the heroine is a regressor, someone who has already watched the world burn once and returned to stop its inevitable destruction. So now this world contains: A Regressor who, armed with complete future knowledge, is desperately trying to stop the end of the world. A Possessor who knows every route, every event, every death flag from the game, and is trying to survive while playing it smart. And then… There’s Izuna. A Reincarnator who read only the first volume. The boring volume. The one filled with world-building, politics, and lore dumps that he absolutely did not pay attention to. Which means: His future knowledge is trash. His understanding is half-baked. His confidence? Completely unjustified. And yet, standing in a world on the brink of destruction, surrounded by two girls who are objectively more prepared than him, Izuna sets his goals with the enthusiasm of a man who clearly hasn’t thought things through: First — Save the world.From whatever that will happen. Second — Build a harem. Build a harem. Build a harem.Important things must be said three times. Third — Turn this Otome game into a Eroge.

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: PG, No One 17 and Under Permitted ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

Weirner Schneider hated death, so he was always thoroughly careful with his life. He didn’t have it all, but he had enough not to complain. He even had a car he bought without any mortgage plan. So dying was the least he expected. And certainly not from a truck that flew all the way to the tenth floor and crashed into his office. Just like that, his peaceful days came to an end, and he found himself in a hardcore mythical world, where dying was as easy as breathing, in the body of an orphan named Wei Shi Lan. Determined to live a comfortable life here, Wei Shi Lan began to tread the path of a Daoist. Along the way, he discovered a unique ancient cultivation technique that allowed him to harvest the purest form of energy in existence through the copulation of divine yin and yang. With this technique… cheating death was possible, even though the requirements were beyond absurd: Conquering and collecting the Divine Yin energy of ten thousand goddesses through dual cultivation. He fought for his goal and eventually reached the benchmark of conquering one thousand goddesses after two hundred years. But before he could celebrate his victory, Shi Lan was betrayed by one of the goddesses — the one he trusted most. The realms below Heaven and the ones above it collided to kill the despicable Shi Lan. With his final breath, he destroyed them all at the highest mountain peak of the Martial Realm. What Wei Shi Lan did not expect was that he would wake up in the body of his younger self, ten years after that event. And this time, he awakened with the precious reward he had obtained after conquering one thousand goddesses in bed. The Heaven-Defying Demon had been slaughtered. Peace reigned across the seven realms. But little did they know that the stealer of wives, the only husband of all the goddesses and maidens of the heavens was slowly sharpening his blade. Armed with a Dao-Devouring Nascent Soul, he would continue his pursuit of immortality and return to make their wives chase him. But first, he would teach that backstabbing goddess a very good lesson.

I died. No epic last stand, no blaze of glory. I just died. And I woke up in the world of Demon Slayer with the worst fate imaginable: my blood is basically cocaine for demons. Every demon that catches my scent loses its mind trying to devour me. My combat skills? Zero. My system? Locked. My master? He's been trying to abandon me for months. I was screwed… COMPLETELY SCREWED! Until one night, the cutest demon girl I've ever seen across two lifetimes tackled me to the ground, straddled me, and buried her face in my neck. And instead of shitting myself in fear… my heart started racing, and something inside me finally awakened. Turns out my power activates through female contact. The closer she is, the stronger I become… Yeah, I know how that sounds. My master calls me a degenerate. Her brother wants to rip my head off. And there I am, clinging to her like my life depends on it. Because it literally does. Welcome to a story where every breath smells like flowers, every battle starts with an embrace… …and my dignity was the first thing I sacrificed to survive.

Starting with Hoshimi Miyabi is fine, after all, she has superhuman strength and a powerful sword, so paying a price is only natural. But why is there another Hoshimi Miyabi?! And why am I facing the Anti-Air Section 6 right from the start?! How am I supposed to play this? This is the story of someone thrown into a chaotic situation where powerful abilities, unexpected encounters, and strange circumstances turn life into something far more complicated than expected. With transformation, semi invincible abilities, slice of life moments, and a story driven journey, surviving this world might be harder than it first seemed.

[Renji Kenjaki] A basketball genius that has the archetypes of 6 roles. Primarily, Aerial, Defender, Playmaker, Slasher, Shot creator, and Spot on Shooter. There were born with 3 archetypes but there was only one that has 6. And that was him. Until he got an accident that made him crippled and half of his bottom became paralyzed. With it, he was depressed and took time to recover. Though even with it all, he still coped up and researched about training regimens and coaching as he become old. Training the next generation as an expert. And when he got old, he retired early and got another accident. Then suddenly, he woke up in the past where he could still run and walk! With the second chance given, he would not take it for granted, they will learn how to fear the all-rounder genius-copycat!

Version 2 (More Mystery + System/Power Feel) The world changed the moment ranks appeared. Hunters rose. Monsters followed. And the weak were left behind. Kai was one of them. Until a forbidden awakening chose him. A power tied to blood. Growth without limits. A path no one has walked before. But he’s not alone. With Ren by his side, their synergy shakes the battlefield — overwhelming enemies far beyond their rank. Yet something darker lurks behind the system… something watching. Something waiting. If power is the only law… Then Kai will rise above all of it — or be consumed trying.

In the year 1414 CE, the city of Seistain is a sprawling industrial nightmare of steam, soot, and lies. While the flag of the "Democratic Republic" waves over the skyline, the streets are governed by iron-fisted corruption. Kniya and Malesh, two eleven-year-old boys "already ruined" by the world, decide that they won't fight the system—they will master its rot.

This story follows Lucian Thornvale, a thirty-two-year-old man belonging to a third-tier royal family. Most luxuries are at his fingertips. His wife is considered the most beautiful woman among the third-tier royals, yet there is no love in their married life—he simply cannot fall in love. Marriages between royals are nothing more than political acts. However, a forced marriage is not the reason he cannot love her. In fact, the relationship between Lucian and his wife is quite good for a forced marriage. There are no arguments, no doubts, and no cheating. They share their bed almost every night. There are giggles, laughter, and moments of joy—but none of it feels genuine. Lucian hates his life not because of his wife, but because of her grandmother. A manipulative old hag who seems determined to control every part of his fate. Yet even she is not the only reason for the emptiness in his heart. Lucian Thornvale carries a secret confusion within himself. For as long as he can remember, he has felt a quiet, buried desire—the wish that he had been born a woman. A desire he tried to suppress before it could grow into something undeniable. But fate can be strangely cruel… and strangely generous. When Lucian’s life finally collapses, he is given another chance. He awakens once again in the past—but this time reborn as a woman, the very thing he had once secretly longed to be. In a world filled with royal politics, twisted relationships, and repeating tomorrows, the newly reborn Lucian must face a question far more terrifying than death: Will this new life finally grant her freedom… or trap her forever as the cursed bride of endless tomorrows? Update for my loyal readers: I tried my best to get a contract, but they rejected it. Obviously, I was pretty mad about it—that’s why I stopped updating. But no need to worry; I’m not giving up on this story. However, uploads will be less frequent, with a one-day gap in between. I will also try other platforms, and I’m currently setting up Patreon. That will help a lot. Thanks for reading and for all your support.

I blinked awake in a penthouse suite overlooking neon-lit skyscrapers, my phone buzzing with notifications from the social feeds everyone obsesses over. Yeah, me, Emily the broke barista, got herself transmigrated into 'Alphas' Eternal Knot,' that addictive novel about cutthroat elites in a world ruled by alpha-omega pheromones. Think corporate empires meets scandalous romance—alphas command boardrooms and hearts, omegas get lavish indulgence—or drama. As 'villainess' Emily Leonhart, heir to a fashion dynasty, I was billed as a 'rare' female alpha—destined to sabotage the sweet omega heroine before the four alpha male leads exposed and ruined me. A cliché novel in which the villainess gets defeated—and boom! Everyone gets their own happy ending. My plan? Well, it was simple... I mean, I didn't want to compete for the heroine with them. Then again, I don't have any interests in the male leads too. But then, there was a plot twist—my heat slams in like a spotlight malfunction—flushes, tremors, total meltdown. "I'm an omega?!" I gasped. Turns out the novel lied; my "alpha" aura didn't even exist! My predecessor was hiding her omega biology. And this very thing was found out by the male leads, who hated me. Now I'm dodging their advances like a pro, and ignoring their persistent calls. Yet, that wasn't enough. The heroine—Lily was an alpha! What the heck! Slamming me against the wall, she sniffed me while giving me a dark possessive look. "Why are you running?" "Me? I... I-I am not... r-running, Lily..." "Then, why don't let me mark you?" "No!!" Juggling four 'unwanted' male alphas and one relentless heroine-alpha fixated on marking me, and my omega instincts that keep making me flush at the worst moments. Can I survive Lily's next bold move without getting claimed in the society pages? Extra Tags:- Female Protagonist, Omega Protagonist, Bottom Protagonist, Business Building, Multiple Love Interests, Yandere, Beautiful Female Lead Disclaimer: It’s just a novel—don’t be serious. As the author of this novel, I would like to say that—all the characters are from my imagination—they don't have any sort of existence in the real world. Nah! Nope, they don’t. Trust me—this is just a novel. So, there are themes in the story that might be disturbing. But let me tell you—I condone them, and I suggest you to take everything as fictious storytelling. There is no need to think over it. And if you find it very disturbing then, I request you to not read this novel any further. Also, I would like to apologize to anyone who might get hurt by this novel. Remember—it's just a novel, and I don't encourage any of my characters' absurd 'decisions.' Thank you. P.S: All the images are AI generated.

That day, Penguin Logistics picked up a housekeeper who fell from the sky. Since the day he was found, we have been living a life of eating well, drinking well and sleeping well every day. Shirou: What should we cook today? Shirou Emiya, 17 years old this year, is a magus and also a housekeeper picked up by Penguin Logistics. Apart from some nightmares sometimes, life is pretty good. It’s just that he seems to have gained a lot of strange titles recently… The last conscience of Penguin Logistics Penguin Logistics Limiter The most wanted person by the Lungmen Guard The Red Devil of Lungmen...and other titles that sound embarrassing. Shirou: If that's all, then who is Mama Emiya??? Penguin Logistics: Mama Emiya, we can't live without you! Don't be blinded by the people of the Lungmen Guard Bureau! Lungmen Bureau: We also want to eat Mama Emiya's cooking every day! Defeat Penguin Logistics and let Mama Emiya regain his freedom!!! Shirou: The people here are so strange. Anyway, this is about Shirou Emiya's daily life after he was hit in the face by the Holy Grail and came to the Arknights world, with the main venue being Arknights. .

【Diamond no Ace】【Pitcher】【Seidou】【Back-to-Back Koshien Championships】【Redemption and Glory】 Kanzaki Ryou awakens in the world of Diamond no Ace, reborn as Seidou High’s invincible ace pitcher. With overwhelming talent and a teasing smile, he leads Seidou to dominate the Koshien stage—again and again. A four-seam fastball breaking past 160 km/h, A forkball just as fast, A devastating changeup, And a slider with unbelievable movement— He is the record breaker, the cocky genius, the undefeated king of the mound, determined to erase all regrets and carve his name into Koshien history. ------------------------ If you want to read a few chapters ahead and support me: Patreon.com/DaoOfPeeking

People always say, control your emotions, don’t be weak, don’t do this, don’t do that—but you know what? F*ck all that. This story isn’t about perfection or pretending to be strong—it’s about being real. The characters in this world don’t have all the answers; they stumble, they fight, they break, and still, they keep moving. Just like us. I want the readers to feel that—every joy, every heartbreak, every spark of anger and desire. I want you to walk beside them through the Land of Eirs, to bleed when they bleed, to rise when they rise. Because this isn’t just their story—it’s a reminder that no matter how heavy life gets, we keep moving. Always.