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Please support me on PayPal: https://paypal.me/DarkChaoticSoul Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/darkchaoticsoul ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #Cultivation (Detailed) #HardWork #SliceOfLife #Physician #Alchemist #SpiritChef #SwordCultivator #YangBody ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ⚠️ BEFORE YOU PROCEED ⚠️ - This novel is based on an Eastern cultivation power system with sects, clans, and Dao concepts, while also incorporating Western fantasy elements such as elves, demi-humans, and more. - Both English and Chinese names are used throughout the story. If this style doesn’t suit your taste, this novel may not be for you. - Romance is a core element... expect gradual development, wholesome sweetness, and plenty of heartfelt moments. Yes… maybe a little too much sweetness. - The cultivation system is detailed and clearly defined, progressing step by step through Body, Soul, and Spirit cultivation. - This is my first novel. Please give it a chance for at least the first 12 chapters... I’m confident it won’t disappoint you. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Su Wen was betrayed by his close companions on the last day at the Dao Academy. They looked down on him because he came from a village background and hadn’t yet broken through to the Foundation Establishment realm, while they themselves had already reached Peak Foundation Establishment. What they didn’t know… Su Wen: “It’s not me who’s trash… it’s you. I’m cultivating an Unknown-Grade Body, Soul, and Spirit technique, passed down by my mortal grandfather!” “Wait… my grandparents are mortals? Then how do they even know cultivation techniques?!” “The girl I treated after she failed her Heavenly Tribulation… she wants to marry me… but secretly she is…?!!” “That elf girl… I…” “That White Tiger…” “That Black Dragon…” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "From a small village to the top of the world, he will become the greatest… Husband." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What to expect: - A smart, prideful, and clever MC who fools countless villains with his BS - Heart-warming interactions with his wives, occasional chaos, and charming screw-ups - Detailed cultivation system (Soul, Body, Spirit) - Hard work, training, and dedication - Wives causing chaos wherever they go What NOT to Expect: - System or cheat powers (MC and wives achieve everything through hard work) - 2D characters (Every character is unique; not every woman is meant for the MC. Those who are, are special and few) - Weak humans vs. overpowered demons/beastmen (strength depends on cultivation) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please support me on PayPal: https://paypal.me/DarkChaoticSoul Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/darkchaoticsoul

After finishing a tragic novel where the villain is betrayed and killed by his own beast husbands, Li Wei does what any reasonable reader would do. He rants about the ending. Then he gets hit by a car. When he opens his eyes again, Li Wei finds himself inside that very novel, reborn as Su Ningyan, the future villain destined to walk a path of madness, war, and blood. Ten years before his fall. Ten years before his death. In the original story, Su Ningyan’s unstable phoenix beast core drives him toward forbidden power, turning him into a feared villain who ultimately dies at the hands of the men he loved most. This time, Li Wei refuses that fate. He will avoid the villian arc. He will heal his beast core. And he will stay far away from the four terrifying beast princes who will one day become his husbands. Unfortunately, fate has other plans. The academy meant to heal him becomes a battlefield of tension, rivalry, and instinctual bonds. The beast princes notice him far too early, and the more Su Ningyan tries to escape the plot, the tighter destiny coils around him. Because in a world ruled by beast bloodlines and ancient bonds, some connections cannot be severed only delayed. And the husbands who once killed him… may not be willing to let him go again. **** Excerpt Su Ningyan didn’t know where he was. At first, he thought he was dreaming. His body felt warm... too warm... and the scent in the air was unfamiliar, sharp and clean, like lightning after rain. He turned onto his side. And froze. A pair of golden dragon eyes stared back at him from inches away. The man was breathtaking. Long black hair spread across silk pillows, sharp features sculpted as if carved from jade. His presence alone pressed down on Su Ningyan’s chest, heavy and suffocating. His face went pale. “What the—” “You’re awake.” The man smiled faintly. Jun Haoxuan. Azure Dragon Clan. Future Beast King. And, according to the book, one of the men who would eventually become his husband. “Did you sleep well?” Jun Haoxuan asked calmly. Su Ningyan’s eye twitched. He was supposed to be avoiding them. So why was he waking up in the dragon prince’s bed?

[Ding! You have shared an intimate moment with the Princess of the Elf Kingdom] [Ding! You have received … % of her stats] [Ding! You have increased her stats by … %] … Ash wakes up only to find himself transmigrated into a world that’s in a primitive state according to the memories. In this new fantasy realm where the strong are respected and the weak are trampled, Ash awakens his “Tribal Lord System,” where he can upgrade everything—Ranks, Skills, Talents, Bloodline, Physique, or even the Tribe’s infrastructure. He also has the “Primal Dual Ascension (SSS Rank)” talent, which can help him become stronger just by having sex with powerful women. [Ding! Do you want to upgrade Mira’s Rank?] [Ding! Do you want to upgrade the Crimson Fire Dragon’s Bloodline?] [Ding! Do you want to upgrade the Primal Dual Ascension (SSS Rank Talent)? --------------------------------------------------------- Additional tags: Transmigration, Evolution, Anti-Hero, Survival, Magic, No Rape, No Yuri, Harem, No loli, Slaves, Dragon, Phoenix, Elf, Vampire, Fox, smut

She’s the one who knows his coffee order, his worst secrets, and exactly how to make him laugh when he’s stressed. Because she’s so "comfortable," the ml has overlooked her as a romantic partner for years,until a specific moment, seeing her at a festival changes everything

“Kat, you have a tail” said Lily “Look, Lily, it really isn’t that big of a concern” said Kat “You.Have.A.TAIL KAT” said Lily “How is this not a concern to you?” “Well, the dream I had was a bit weird as well, but if I’m honest, I’m mainly worried about the floating text that’s on fire” said Kat “THE What?” said Lily --------------------------------------------------- Join Kat on her dimension hopping adventures as she fullfills her demonic duty and answers the call of the summoner. Each week Kat will get involved with new strange situations and oppurtunites that await her. During the week she'll have her best friend Lily, and perhaps a little help from Sylvie to figure out what's she supposed to do with her life now that she's becoming a demon. Chapters releasing daily ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Artwork by CristianAC: https://www.deviantart.com/cristianac Story Discord: https://discord.gg/YzGgDHC

Su Yan transmigrates into Douluo Continent with a cheat — a chat group that summons female Douluo characters! With the Nine Yang Divine Skill, Six Meridian Sword and Lingbo Steps, he’s unstoppable. Bibi Dong fumes, Qian Renxue mocks, and beauties like Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong fall for him. As the chat group grows, so does his irresistible Douluo harem. Crossovers: BTTH × Douluo Dalu × A Record of a Mortal’s Journey × More! Genre: Action | Martial-Arts | Fantasy | System | Harem | Adventure Read 150+ Advanced Chapters and exclusive Patreon-only content here: patreon.com/RinBlaze – Join for just $20/month and unlock early access!

Eden got struck by lightening while leaving hate-comments on an ongoing Webnovel he hates. And as karma would have it, he woke up as the villain of the novel. In the novel, The emperor had announced that anyone who brings him the head of the Villainous Wizard of EL, will be rewarded handsomely. And So Everyone, Especially the Powerful Male leads of this novel, are bent on killing this Villain - The same villain Eden woke up as! Eden knew he had to do everything to escape death, even if that meant seducing and snatching the male leads of the original female lead to use them as powerful shields! ******* 1st Lead: "I will have your head with this sword if you ever get that close to me again" The Crown Prince threatened. "Well not after I'm done undressing you, Your Royal Highness" Eden shamelessly replied. 2nd Lead: "Why don't you have a drink with me?" The Grand Marquis had poured him a poisoned drink. "Well it'd be sweeter if I drink directly from your mouth My Lord" Eden offered him the drink. 3rd Lead: "Why don't you go bring me my book? Eden" The Grand Duke requested, an ambush set and waiting to kill Eden in the library. "Don't worry My Dear Duke, I have a better book here about two boys making out!" Eden offered. 4th Lead: "I've heard about your Impeccable magical skills Mr Wizard, can you perhaps teach me some?" The Mage requested, aiming to drain Eden's powers and life! "Don't worry sir, tonight I'll teach you a better skill I excel at - in Bed!" Eden tugged his collar. 5th Lead: "Can you help me find a partner to the Royal ball" The naive 'Little' prince was the worst at making evil plots. "Don't worry, I'll be your partner to the Royal Ball" But he was Eden's favourite because he was the least threat! ***** Mr Guide: "Hey Eden, I think something is wrong with the Original Story Plot, Thus You're going to be Mysteriously assassinated at the Upcoming event by someone other than the male leads!!" Eden Cried "What?! Someone Please Get me out of this Novel Right now!"

A manga artist trapped in a fractured timeline begins to remember lives he was never meant to live. As forgotten cities awaken and fate tightens its grip, Kaizen must face the story he tried to bury. Read now, Remember later. Follow & Support the Creator Instagra: shiun_kagenai X/twitter: ShiunKagenai Gmail: [email protected]

Taro transmigrated to the world of One Piece with a system called "Peerless Martial Arts Master". With the system's capabilities, he can learn any move from anyone after just one viewing. Garp's Iron Fist, Hawkeye's swordsmanship, Luffy's Gum-Gum Battle Axe, Zoro's Three-Sword Style, etc., are all easy to learn at a glance. Taro always felt he needed to play it safe, otherwise he would easily get killed. One day, after making a move, I suddenly discovered that... I'm so competitive! Everyone said: We already knew!

Kamanth was Indian-born and later went to New Zealand for higher education. He was not good at academics and, of course, he was naïve and very slow at grasping things. Due to this, he was always called “A FOOL” by everyone. Even his lecturers were no exception. Because of this, his original name was completely forgotten, and he was famously known by the name “Fool.” Obviously, due to this, no one was ready to make friends with him, and he was always a subject of bullying. He sat behind a girl called Shirley, on whom he had a crush, but he had no courage to propose. Due to his loneliness, he developed the habit of playing games and reading Chinese cultivation novels. He was truly captivated by the content of those books. The more he read, the more he fantasized. Playing MMORPG games was also very addictive to him. He wanted to go to this cultivation world, but he knew that it was impossible. But one day, a giant meteorite fell on Earth and destroyed it. Kamanth was playing an MMORPG game at that time. The power of the meteorite was so massive that he didn’t even realize that he had died. His eyes went blank. But the next moment, when he opened his eyes, he found himself sitting on a stone outside a forest. He didn’t know where he was. Later, he figured out that he had actually transmigrated to another world—and this world was a cultivation world. Kamanth later discovered that he had an Attribute Calculator within his mind, just like in the MMORPG games he used to play. He felt as if his dream had come true. He now had the chance to cultivate, just like in the novels. He changed his name to Ethan Hunt, his love’s favorite character from the Mission Impossible movie series, and started his cultivation journey.

Reborn in the World of Battle Through the Heavens with a Broken System! After binge-reading Douluo Dalu fanfictions all night, Xiao Se, an ordinary Earth guy, dies in front of his computer... Only to wake up in the fiery world of Battle Through the Heavens (BTTH) — with a weird Treasure Exchange System! [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a seasoning jar for the Heaven Controlling Vial!] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a stick for a magic sword!] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a doll for a mystical kitten!] But something’s seriously wrong with this world... Xiao Yan’s Flame Mantra became a porn book! His Heavenly Flame vanished! And his wife? Gone! Tang San’s mighty Eight Spider Lances turned into chicken claws?! His Divine Crossbow became a slingshot, and his soul bone… turned into pork ribs! Han Li’s Heaven Controlling Vial is now… a condiment bottle?! Dai Mubai’s White Tiger Spirit mutated into an Evil Fire Monkey! Now, with chaos across worlds and heroines from every universe crossing his path, Xiao Se must use his Treasure Exchange System to dominate fate, collect artifacts… and maybe hearts. Can this sarcastic transmigrator turn junk into divine treasures and build a harem of goddesses from different realms? RAW Name: 斗破之易宝系统 Author: 蛋炒青椒 Worlds collide, treasures evolve, and beauties gather! Crossovers: BTTH × Douluo Dalu × A Record of a Mortal’s Journey × More! Genre: Action | Comedy | System | Multiverse | Harem | Adventure Read 150+ Advanced Chapters and exclusive Patreon-only content here: patreon.com/RinBlaze – Join for just $20/month and unlock early access!

In my past life, I was such a background character that even automatic doors couldn't detect me. My name was Katsuro, and my story ended in the most cliché way possible—hit by a truck. But when I opened my eyes again, I found myself in a ruthless world where power levels are determined by colors. My new name is Sho Akiyama. I'm the youngest son of the renowned Akiyama family. But there's one problem: In this world, everyone is born with at least a "Green" level power. Me? I drew "Nothingness." No magic. No talent. Just a blank sheet. Worse? My father, Iwata—also known as the "Crimson Executioner"—is a legendary Demon Hunter who won't hesitate to cut down even his own comrades the moment he senses the slightest trace of darkness in them. Just when I thought fate was mocking me, a forbidden book appeared in my room: The Ancient Codex. The soul of an ancient demon lord sealed within it has now merged with me. Now I have two paths: Either surrender to the darkness inside and fall to my father's blade, or crush this curse and transform my willpower into "Yellow" level—into a Sun. Can a boy born from nothingness rewrite his destiny? "They thought I was powerless... but I'm training a monster inside me."

Estania Laville and Gale Cartania are fated mates that could never be and their plight begins with one; Estania Laville’s engagement and two; the curse that separates them. Waking up in a new body, Estania Laville now known as Marina Chase is reborn as the third princess of Alvonia but when she notices traces of people from her past life, Estania Laville has just one question; “Is Gale Cartania reborn as well?”

Perseus Jackson has survived empires, revolutions, and more wars than he bothers to count. He’s immortal, competent, and very tired of modern agencies arresting him by mistake. When the FBI detains him on suspicion of being connected to La Cebra—the world’s most elusive vigilante assassin—Perseus is mostly thinking: Seriously? Again? You still haven’t coordinated this? But one phone call triggers the Echelon Protocol, a failsafe designed to stop exactly this kind of bureaucratic disaster. Suddenly the NSA, CIA, Ghost Ops, and half of America’s allies are scrambling to contain the fallout. Perseus, meanwhile, is handcuffed, mildly amused, and wondering why nobody ever reads the memo. Now he’s stuck navigating modern politics, old enemies, hidden histories, and government agencies who really should know better by now. An immortal consultant. A normal world. And a bureaucracy that never learns.

*Marry one girl, get six more inside her, become a harem with 7 wives with only one body* In a parallel world, where the world has fallen into darkness, with only a few humans left living in domed cities that can walk in the darkness, a young man wakes up next to his school building after being struck by two watermelons on his head. When he wakes up, he realizes that everything has changed, as he has come from the real world. In the real world, he is a fat, cross-eyed, and antisocial young man, though this is not his fault, as his appearance makes him shunned. Strangely, the entire school is the same, and even the people are identical, except they appear more military than students. This is the adventure of the young man and his wife, as 15-year-old students must marry for the survival of humanity. However, his wife is very unusual. The young man is not only married to one body and one identity, but also to six other identities, each with their own form, extraordinary powers, and combat abilities that could cause a second apocalypse. They also have distinct personalities. When the young man transforms, all seven become so infatuated with him that they attack anyone near him. How will the young man cope with having seven wives in one body, each with their own personality? And how will their love story unfold? PS : Please give honest review, many thanks for reading, have a good life. FB : Dajo Gunz

Voldemort: “Dumbledore! Lynn possesses dark magic and gathers dark creatures; he wants to replace me and become the new Dark Lord!” (Serious face.jpg) Dumbledore: “He’s just a little too curious.” (Drinking tea.jpg) Lynn: “Dark Lord???!!! No, I didn’t do it. Don’t talk nonsense—I’m a model wizard.”

Branded a scammer, a thief and a con artist, Si-eun became a fugitive following the betrayal of his friend and sworn brother Javier, the one who stole his life's work, his business from him and framed him for its downfall. Hunted by loansharks and enraged investors for months, he wandered from city to city until his luck eventually ran out. At the moment of his pathetic death, a god intrigued by his desperation to live offered him another chance at life—Only for Si-eun to awaken inside a familiar world, the world of an MMORPG game he once played, even worse… he inhabited the body of Azazel Von Astavore, a useless extra destined to die in every playthrough of the game.

Football × Midfield Artistry × Explosive Creativity × Devastating Skills × System Awakening Fearless and inspired, Leo Lin arrives at a struggling Liverpool at the exact moment the club desperately needs rebirth. The road to revival is brutal—but the young prodigy never backs down. Before long, Leo Lin rises above an entire generation of legends, becoming the most extraordinary midfielder of his era. Beckham: “Seventy-one percent of the Earth is water. The rest belongs to Leo Lin.” Matthäus: “I’ve never seen a midfielder this complete.” Gerrard: “Leo Lin’s long shots are pure art.” Lampard: “Every midfield scoring record I held was broken by him. He’s a true killer.” Maradona: “In terms of control and flair, Lin is even more dangerous than me.” Yaya Touré: “The strongest box-to-box midfielder? It’s Leo Lin.” That season, the fearless rookie steps into Liverpool’s engine room and restores the club to its former glory. From the moment he debuts, Leo Lin evolves into a heavy-artillery all-round midfielder—unlocking devastating long shots, relentless pressing, masterful control, and god-tier creativity. He can surge forward and tear defenses apart. He can drop back and defend like an octopus. Whenever Leo Lin dominates the pitch—attacking, defending, doing everything—fans can’t help but believe: Whoever gets Leo Lin, conquers the world.

Ryōsuke Hanyu has always had a strange obsession with volleyball. Ever since he first saw a match at five years old, that light ball—just 260 grams—struck his heart with the force of a thunderclap. From that moment on, he knew this was his sport. Now, after graduating middle school, Ryōsuke has transferred from Tokyo to the legendary Shiratorizawa Academy—home of powerhouse volleyball. But he didn’t realize Miyagi Prefecture was called the “death zone” of volleyball for a reason... With a sharp tongue, intense drive, and absolutely no clue how attractive he is, Ryōsuke is about to crash into a world full of top-tier players, overenthusiastic senpais, and high-stakes matches. He might be labeled a genius— But surviving Shiratorizawa will take more than talent.

Everyone competes on the same court. Daiki Aomine: “The only one who can defeat me is Miyamoto Tokima.” Shintarō Midorima: “He’s the only man I’ve never been able to surpass.” Shōgo Haizaki: “I am the blade in Tokima’s hand.” Makoto Hanamiya: “The thing I regret most was clashing with Tokima. But that’s fine now. I’ve become the second blade in his hand.” Jason Silver: “Before Tokima’s animal instincts, I was nothing more than a helpless dragon.” Nash Gold Jr.: “The moment Tokima knocked me down, I knew— he would become my guiding light.” Yet as Miyamoto Tokima continues his games and his life, he slowly realizes something: He’s only making normal plays. So why does everyone keep turning everything into invincible skills?