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[Excellent service, miraculous hands... my only complaint is the eccentric people I've had to bear within the queue. Some of the people coming for Ray-sama's service are really messed up in the head. Other than that, absolutely would come again, Ray-sama!~] - Spirit of Time, Nightmare. 10/10 [As long as I don't have to share space with that bitch Esdeath, everything is perfect. Ray's hands make me feel like I'm back in my childhood with flawless innocence. Aside from that, every time I take one of his massages and sem-*cough* I go to the casino and I win! I'm on a streak! Ray, stop wasting time and make me exclusive!] - Konohagakure's Slug Sannin. 10/10. [I'm a hero just for fun still waiting for my hair miracle treatment, good food giveaways in the queue, nine stars] - Self-proclaimed Hero, Baldy. 9/10. [A man giving massages?! I was expecting a beautiful busty girl on the other side of the curtain! and what's with all these pretty ladies in the queue, it should be me! Absolute disappointment, I, your majesty Kazuma, will never come back to this shit-hole!] - Below Average Adventurer, Guinness World Record of most useless death in the Universe. 1/10. *** Homeworld: High School DxD. Tags: Adventure, Romance, Harem, Demons, Strong-to-Stronger, System, Multiverse, School-Life, Slice-of-life, R18. Disclaimers: * This novel has +18 content so discretion is advised. * Some characters portrayed in this story don't belong to me. Advanced chapters on Patreon coming soon.

After an accident leaves pro-gamer Eric Lieu both mentally and physically scarred, he’s forced to leave the pro circuit and any chance he’d ever have at being the “best.” In real life, socially-awkward loners whose facial muscles only seem to recognize “surly frown” and “smug-ass smirk” as expressions don’t get to rule the world. But then eccentric genius Zhao Jianyu launches Viren’s Refuge, the first full-immersion VRMMORPG, and Eric decides to join this game of Gods and monsters to rise from the ashes even stronger than before. Citing his belief that “Games belong to the Gamers,” Zhao Jianyu refuses corporate investments and offers an unbelievable deal to hardcore gamers: Play for Shares! The first 10,000 players to buy the insanely expensive VR gear and game subscription will receive stock in Zhao Jianyu’s private company. Furthermore, once the initial 9 Mythic Realms of the game are defeated, the Final Player Rankings will determine who inherits the company. Zhao Jianyu does all he can to make the playing field equal against the corporations determined to exploit his game, but it will be up to the gamers themselves to prove that those who enjoy the game the most will always be the ultimate winners. With the help from a quirky cast of friends Eric definitely didn’t ask for (and can’t understand why they keep sticking around), Eric is determined to win the game for the gamers and help Zhao Jianyu realize his dream of a world safe for all types of people—even the loser loners. But with so many real-world stakes, will Eric be able to survive long enough to prove the true worth of a gamer?

A prideful snake who bowed to no one—until he became a jealous husband. A snow tiger beast warrior feared and respected, reduced to an obedient husband. A wolf chief known as a Casanova, who never stayed—until he chose loyalty. And a selfish merman who learned generosity for the first time, expecting nothing in return for his prized possession. All of them changed after meeting one woman... After sniffing in an impossible scent. Her name is Arinya. …And unfortunately for this world, that’s me, haha. *** I wrote a book once. It was an unhinged fantasy born from my high-school brain, driven by loneliness and too many hormones. It was a world of beastmen, wild freedom, and the kind of romantic attention I could never get in real life. I poured every impossible desire into it: adventure, danger, and yes… a 'lot' of handsome partners. Before I knew it, I had a thousand chapters of pure escapism and pure thrill. Then on a college camping trip, I fell off a cliff. I expected to wake up in a hospital room but nope. I woke up on a soft field of grass, with air too fresh to belong anywhere on Earth. And then something moved behind me. Sticking out of my tailbone was... A tail. My tail? Yellow and black stripes and very, very real. I touched it. Completely real. My ears? Also gone—well, moved. They were now perched on top of my head like a confused jungle cat. And the outfit? Quite revealing, made of animal hide which matched my tail. What was going on? At first, I thought it was a prank. Or a dream. Or maybe karma is finally cashing in. But the more foreign memories evaded my mind, the clearer my situation became. This wasn't cosplay and it wasn't Earth, either. And—surprise—it wasn't even the world from my own book. Welp. I had been transported into a completely different Beastman world as a beast girl called Arinya. Sounds fun, right? Well… it would be, if I weren't apparently the ugliest duckling in the entire freaking savannah! Rejected by every potential mate I stumbled across and sneered at like a freaking eyesore. This was not how I planned my fantasy to come to reality. Trust me—if this is my fantasy come true, then someone needs to fire the author. But then again, after entering this world, I'm suddenly... Attractive. I mean, there's no change to my face and the freckles are still there, but for some reason, handsome beastmen begin to flock around me, wanting to be my mate because I smell... Pleasant. What's that all about?

Read 30+ Advanced chapters at patreon.com/HeavensTribulation Good review [4 - 5 stars] = 1 chapter [Easy-going] [Daily Life] [System] [Transmigration] [Multiple Heroines] (Shadow Clones are not important. They are just a tool, and they will not have any significant plot points until the end of the story!!) A certain university student die right after transmigrating into Naruto. Then let's transmigrate one more time! My name is Uchiha Ryo, and I just received a notice that I have been accepted into the prestigious Shuchiin Academy. As a ninja, my mission is to raise the affection levels of all these girls? Hold up. System, I heard Kotoamatsukami can alter a person's will. Can I exchange for one with no cooldown! Shirogane Kei: Ryo-nii is mine, Onii-san you need to stay away from him! Shinomiya Kaguya: If you choose me, you'll also get a Hayasaka Ai as a bonus~ Yukinoshita Yukino: Your cat can really do a backflip? I want to see it! Chitanda Eru: I wonder who Ryo actually likes. I'm very curious! Gotou Hitori: Mmm.... Woof—— Kasumigaoka Utaha: I possess a softness that they cannot compare to. Hiratsuka Shizuka: If only you had been born ten years earlier. Shirosaki Hana: If only you had been born ten years later. Uchiha Ryo: Damn it! There are too many of them. System, exchange for that thing... [System: Shadow Clone Jutsu?] Uchiha Ryo: No, the Partial Expansion Jutsu! Crossover world: Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU, Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend, Hyouka, Bocchi the Rock!, WATATEN!: an Angel Flew Down to Me, Natsume's Book of Friends, and more...

The universe follows rules. Time moves forward. Death is final. Existence has order. Or so everyone believes. Across forgotten ages, something disturbed that order—leaving behind traces that should never have remained. Civilizations rose without knowing why. Faith replaced truth. Power passed into the hands of those never meant to hold it. On a distant, overlooked world, the consequences begin to surface. Lives change. Secrets awaken. And the silence of the universe grows heavier. No one knows what truly began long ago. No one knows what is coming. But once the balance breaks, there is no turning back. This is KAALAARAMBH.

"I’ve been reborn as the potential man of this world?" … Eric Lane was an ordinary man with one extraordinary obsession: To Be The Extra — a webnovel he had followed religiously from its humble Instagram promotion to its global fame, award-winning acclaim, manhwa adaptation, and even an upcoming anime. It was the story of Cayden Cross, an average gamer who transmigrated into his favorite game as an irrelevant extra, only to shake the world and rewrite its fate. Eric loved every second of it. Until he died, he didn’t even know how he died… all he knew was that he died. When he opens his eyes again, he’s not Eric anymore. He’s Lucius von Hohenberg — a minor villain from To Be The Extra. The same Lucius who lost everything after being humiliated by Cayden. The readers understood the man, he had been in a coma for years only to wake up and find out his beloved had been betrothed to the Cayden. He had tried to fight but like the fate of any character that faced the Main character, they got stomped pretty badly. Armed with his obsessive knowledge of the novel’s plot, Eric is determined to rewrite Lucius’s fate. He wants to live a care free life in this world. But as he soon learns, this world is not a one-to-one copy of the story he read. The events are different but who cares? He didn’t want to follow the plot anyway.

Time, Tarzan, & Terrible Ideas is a sci-fi comedy action-adventure mystery thriller that begins with a terrible... but groundbreaking... mistake. Dr. Milo Finch, a brilliant, anxious young scientist with more intelligence than common sense, successfully invents a time machine. During what is supposed to be a short, observational test run, Milo is violently thrown into the distant past and crash-lands in the heart of an untouched jungle. There, Milo makes an impossible discovery: he has landed in the era... and the world... of Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle. Far from a myth, Tarzan is intelligent, perceptive, and deeply connected to the natural world. Milo’s arrival immediately disrupts the balance of the jungle. His futuristic technology destabilizes time itself, attracting armed hunters and anachronistic forces that should not exist in this era. As Milo struggles to reconcile scientific logic with the terrifying reality that he may have broken history, Tarzan recognizes the danger Milo represents... and the necessity of his survival. The unlikely duo forms an uneasy alliance: Milo brings chaotic future knowledge, comic book references, and reckless innovation; Tarzan brings unmatched physical skill, strategic instincts, and the jungle itself as a weapon. Together, they uncover a growing mystery: someone else has learned to exploit time travel, using the past as a battlefield and resource. What begins as a survival story quickly escalates into a hidden time war, with Tarzan’s jungle as ground zero. As paradoxes multiply and reality begins to fracture, Milo must find a way to repair time before it corrects itself violently... by erasing everything in its path. Blending sharp comedy, high-energy action, and escalating thriller elements, Time, Tarzan, & Terrible Ideas reimagines a classic legend through the lens of modern sci-fi, exploring destiny, responsibility, and the consequences of asking “what if” one time too many.

Following a terrible accident, the last thing Arin expected was to be waking up in a stranger's body, and in a strange world where the laws of nature don't apply. Faced with a reality thrumming with enchantment, where monsters and mythical beasts alike roam the land, Arin resolves himself to - get back home. Magic is real? Great. Then surely there must be a way for him to return to his life, thanks. He'll have to learn to navigate this world and get stronger in order to find the answers he seeks? Sure, he'll do his best. No matter what, he's going home. ... That is, of course, if he survives long enough to do so.

"Mr. Kira, many people believe that the current dueling environment has become increasingly toxic, with dominant trends of heavy traps and defensive, closed-off playstyles. They say this unhealthy atmosphere was brought about by you, as the new generation's Duel King. What do you think about this?" a reporter asked during an interview. "Slander! Pure slander!" Kira was angered by this accusation. "Why say it was me who started this?" "Dueling has always been like this!" It's not his fault. Who let him play Yu-Gi-OH! Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction based on Yugioh. All characters, settings, and recognizable elements belong to their respective creators and copyright holders. I do not own or claim any rights to the original material. This story is created purely for entertainment and non-commercial purposes.

Noel... Hollywood's beloved A-list darling... has two secrets: 1. He's gay. 2. He plans to retire after his final film and finally live openly for the first time in his life. But fate has never liked him. During the final scene of his tragic romance movie, the heroine is supposed to pretend to stab him. Instead... she grabs the wrong knife. A real one. Thanks to that, Noel dies on set. And wakes up inside the very movie he was filming. Now reborn as Noel Hartwell, the spoiled youngest son of a wealthy noble family in a European-styled 1900s world, he quickly realises two things: One: He is engaged to Evelina... the same obsessive heroine who murdered him, the male lead, in the film. Two: He absolutely refuses to die for romance a second time. Breaking the engagement should solve everything... except his new family won't allow it, Evelina falls even more violently in love with him, and the scripts of both fate and insanity seem determined to drag him to the same bloody ending. And then there are the men. THE MEN!!! Noel just wanted a calm retirement. A peaceful life. Maybe even a normal romantic relationship with a man... something he was never brave enough to pursue before in his original life. Instead, he gets a death flag... infested engagement, four dangerously attractive men circling him for reasons he does NOT understand, and a story that keeps twisting the harder he tries to escape it. He refuses to die like the original male lead. He refuses to follow the script. And he definitely refuses to fall in love with anyone who could stab him in the future. This time, Gay Romeo isn't dying for anybody. Not the heroine. Not fate. And especially not for some brooding hot guys with unfair shoulders and massive weapons of destruction under their zippers But he might accidentally seduce half the cast while trying not to.

[HP Fanfiction] Alias: It's not easy to be a reincarnated wizard, wand in right hand and gun in left hand. The emotionally defective No. 13 died in an empty and cold ward. The emotionally defective Glenn Hawthorne was born in 1979. He longed for a peaceful life and reincarnated into a new world with family, friends, and everything a normal person should have. But a sudden attack shattered the peaceful life he was enjoying, and Glenn discovered the secrets hidden under the surface of this world. Magic? Alchemy? Obscurus? What are these magical and magical things? Glenn doesn't know yet. But as a killer in his previous life, he developed some interest in this. In order to seek revenge, he chose to enter Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. A former professional killer who has mastered modern killing techniques and is keen on manufacturing, modifying and collecting hot weapons, what kind of sparks will he collide with this magical world after learning the two skills of magic and alchemy? "I just want to live a stable and peaceful retirement life, but you disturbed me." "Choose a way to die." Glenn said this expressionlessly, with the gun in his hand already loaded. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a translation. The original title is:身为杀手想跟赫敏谈恋爱怎么了？ Welcome to my Patreon advanced chapters! Get early access to 50+ Additionally, there are more exciting novels being updated regularly. patreon.com/DarkGolds

Death by overwork? Check. Isekai’d into a glittery kingdom called Aelthryndivoryssalindria, yes, that's the name but I call it Aelthryn, because who has time for that? Double check. All I wanted was a soft life filled with pastries, naps, and no husband. But five years into my new life as Princess Elyndravyssorathielindria Sylvarindelthys—Elyn, please, God knows why the names are so difficult to pronounce—my father demands I marry. But explain to me why all the potential suitors look like they were picked up from the fucking gutter? I kid you not. one of them literally suggested teaching me to ride a horse and guess who found out he could not ride one at all and at the end of the day cried begging for his mother...me. And that's just one. There's also the fact that I don't want to even get married. So in a panic, after scaring my suitors away, I tell my father I'm in love with Zorathys Vaelkyrion. What I didn't plan for was the fact that Zorathys is real, he’s at our annual ball, and he’s calling me his lover to settle Dad’s debts. Now I’m stuck in the Underworld, managing Hell’s paperwork, babysitting demon nobles, and dodging a giant snake with a sweet tooth. Oh, and Zor? A lazy, body-pillow-hugging tease who makes my heart race. Worse, every escape portal dumps me in his bedroom, and he’s not so bad. But when I stumble into a plot to overthrow him, my soft-life dreams might cost me everything—unless I fight for the husband I never wanted. Send help please, I just wanted a soft life and not a demon husband.. --------------------- "...you can't marry my daughter," my father said to the demon king and I nodded. "...she...she's gay. Yes," he said with a nod like that was the most reasonable explanation ever. "She's into girls." I was shocked and stared at him then back at the demon king who paused. Maybe this could work after all. I nodded too, supporting my father's words. The demon king smiled then. "What good taste you have, there's a reason why we belong to each other after all. I'm into women too." What?

Shivansh Raghuvanshi x Isha Maheshwari "I don't believe in this shit, do not accept anything from me, i don't have time to waste no this shit called love, you have time u can say no. " "YOU ARE MINE GET THIS IN YOUR BRAIN YOU ARE FUVKING MINE JAANA." ---------------------------------------------------------------- "I think i have feelings for him. No no no Yes yes yes I love him I have to tell him this. " He is the king of Jaipur. And the CEO of raghuvanshi & co. He is a 27 year old ruthless, cold person. He is successful business man, his company is in no. 1 in India & Asia. he is known for his ruthless behavior in business world he is cold for everyone expect his family he love his family other than them he doesn't believe in love and think love is waste of time & he doesn't have time to waste. And also he is no. 1 in underworld & he is mafia king of India & no one knows about his underworld other than his brother's who're his partner's and father who's former mafia king. She is 22 year old kind, intelligent, hot, soft spoken, shy, adorable, friendly, introvert, soft hearted. She is a successful CA & have her own firm. She is reader reads a lot of books. She talks alot but with her family & friend she literally eat there head. She love her family & friend a lot and she believes in love alot want to have a love story like shiv-parviti. She want her lover like her fictional character but little did she known that like fictional character doesn't exist. His jaana x her ansh " Her kindness, a radiant light that illuminated his darkest days. In her eyes, he found a reflection of a future he had never dared to dream of. His unexpected love was a testament to the beautiful chaos of life, proving that sometimes, the most extraordinary things happen when you least expect them. " What will happen when they meet?? Will he able to love her?? They both go along with each other?? Let's join them to see what will happen.

After Naraku traveled through time and became Uchiha Naraku, he was bound to the popularity achievement system, and he could only become stronger by gaining popularity points. It turns out that this world has become a material library for the "animator" to observe? Everything that happened in the world of the animator was made into the "Naruto" animation series? Can I become stronger only by becoming a popular character in anime? In response, Naraku said that it was time to perform for the audience! From a little boy longing for love and care to the Uchiha clan leader who has captivated the ninja world, there is no other reason, it’s just that the audience loves me! PS: I can't remember many of the settings and specific plots of Naruto. I'm too lazy to rewatch it, so I can only look up information online. If there are any discrepancies, just treat them as private settings. Be careful if you are a fan of Naruto.

Lucien Veyr only wanted a quiet life. Unfortunately, the world decided he was a calamity. In the war-torn world of Aethryon, every action leaves behind an echo—of fear, of intent, of fate itself. When Lucien awakens the mysterious Causal Observer System, he gains the ability to perceive and subtly alter those echoes. He uses it only to survive. The world interprets it as omniscience. Rumors spread. Battles end overnight. Enemies retreat before he lifts a hand. Soon, kingdoms hunt him. Churches condemn him. Ancient races whisper that a forgotten disaster has returned. And through all the fear and misunderstanding, five women stand beside him— each from a different race, each seeing a different truth behind the legend. A gentle human who chooses love over fear. A proud elf queen who challenges history itself. A saintess who betrays destiny for him. A beastkin who sees his exhaustion beneath the blood. And a silent dark elf who never questions his violence—only his safety. Lucien never wanted to be a hero. He never wanted to be feared. But as the world pushes him closer to becoming the monster it believes him to be, he must decide— Will he finally explain the truth… or accept the role of the calamity to protect the people he loves?

The century-old war between witches and werewolves has finally ended. Peace reigns. Or so it seems. Because that peace came with a price. Something stirs in the shadows. Dark creatures now hunt wolf, witch, and human alike. The world needs a savior... one born of chaos and magic. Celeste Bloodoak was supposed to be that savior. Daughter of the North American Alpha King and his hybrid Luna Queen, she should’ve inherited greatness. But she didn’t. Wolfless. Powerless. Scorned by her peers, rejected by the Alpha she loves and pitied by her own family, Celeste has always lived in her twin brother’s shadow. Until she meets him—a man forged in blood and darkness. A creature that shouldn’t exist. A vampire. And as if resisting that dangerous pull weren’t enough, Celeste’s world shatters during Bloodoak Academy’s Mating Ball... when she discovers she’s mated to four men. Not one. Not two. FOUR. Her arrogant Alpha ex. His cold, calculating Beta brother. A witch who wants nothing to do with her. And the mysterious vampire whose kiss tastes like sin. One girl. Four mates. And a bond that could save—or doom—the world. In this dance of blood, power, and forbidden desire, will Celeste rise as the prophesied heir… or fall to the darkness that calls her name? (TRIGGER WARNING: Mature content and dark themes ahead.)

Kim Minjae, heir to a fallen conglomerate, dies full of regret—then wakes up at 17. *** You can support me at ko-fi.com/inkbound

For the ten-million-dollar prize, Darian is grinding through a massive virtual game called “Marvel World.” What he doesn’t realize is that from the moment the game began, he was already transported into the real Marvel Universe; becoming its only player. From cutting deals with Tony Stark to outsmarting Hydra agents and walking straight into S.H.I.E.L.D.’s crosshairs, Darian treats every encounter like a quest to be cleared and every hero like an NPC with loot to drop. To everyone else, he’s an unpredictable anomaly, but to himself, just a gamer following the mechanics. Nick Fury: Darian is an excellent agent, but he's a bit of a snob. Every time a mission is issued, he skips over it. Tony Stark: I can't believe it! The other day, Darian and I teamed up, and I came back with only my underwear left. Banner: I'm the exact opposite. My only underwear was stolen, and in a rage, I transformed into the Hulk, making headlines that evening. Thor: Darian claims he's reached 1000 Justice Points, then he raised my Mjölnir Hammer and ran off... When the world questions his methods, Darian just shrugs and says, “I’m just playing by the rules.”

From the age of four, Haruto has borne the weight of a life destined for sacrifice. During the Third Great Shinobi War, he lost both of his parents, and his infant younger brother perished alongside them, leaving young Haruto to face a world of shinobi clans, hidden powers, and political intrigue alone. At eight, he also lost his twin sister, and soon after, he and his twin brother were separated, forcing him to navigate a life filled with enemies, uncertainty, and betrayal. By twelve, Haruto is no ordinary boy. Haunted by past losses and thrust into deadly conflicts, he must survive relentless hunters, uncover the treachery of trusted leaders, and confront enemies that strike from both shadow and light. Alongside friends—and secret allies whose loyalty is tested to the extreme—he fights to restore peace while struggling with the heavy burden of responsibility no child should bear. Even as victories are won, dark forces stir. Hidden rebellions, ruthless political schemers, and mysterious powers from beyond the known world threaten everything he holds dear. With each mission, Haruto learns that true strength isn’t just skill—it’s the courage to protect those you love, even when the world seems determined to tear them away. As Haruto grows, so do the scale of his battles. Friends lost, secrets unraveling, and enemies waiting in every corner, he must prepare for a war that could change the very balance of his world—and discover the truth behind his own mysterious powers before it’s too late.

So... what would you do if you suddenly woke up in ancient Egypt as a slave who would participate in the construction of the pyramids? You would probably panic, right? Tristan Parker is just a 14-year-old teenager who found himself in this situation after reading a book that his writer brother was finishing, which coincidentally, began almost in a scenario similar to what he was living now. And everything gets even weirder when the first person he meets is... a goddess? In this strange fantasy world of gods, humans with powers, magic and mystical creatures, Tristan will now have to survive while exploring the new abilities he has gained. And maybe, just maybe, destroy one of the kingdoms and kill some gods by accident... After all, since he was there, he could have fun, right?