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James was a hustler who'd succeeded in retiring early, only for the pandemic to ruin all of his plans. He spent two years locked up inside playing video games and watching movies, only to be spiritually abducted just as the situation started improving. Now his name is Jin and he's a part of the Illusion Room Sect. A cultivation sect that creates scenarios for combat-focused cultivators to hone their skills. In other words, fully immersive video games. Will the gaming knowledge of his past life help him succeed in such a cut-throat world? Will he manage to break his two-year pandemic induced dry-spell? And most importantly, will he ever manage to surpass the rank of cannon fodder?

Check Out: I Am Not A Pro Fourteen years ago, the youngest daughter of the legendary Sunaina family disappeared. A tragedy, a mystery. A family drama big enough to make an entire mansion run out of tissues. The Sunaina family searched everywhere for their lost child. And after 14 long years,They finally found her.The only problem? They expected a cute little daughter who would run into their arms crying.Instead, they found Maya. -------- Maya is an orphan living quietly in a small rented house in the countryside. She has no money. No powerful background no legendary bloodline. At least, that's what she thinks. She has no idea her birth certificate is basically a hidden treasure map.She is just trying to survive her ordinary life. Unfortunately ... the universe looked at her peaceful existence and said: "That seems too easy. Let's add some chaos." ------- One day at school, Maya meets Mahi Sunaina—the terrifyingly influential head of the Sunaina family. Everything seems normal. Until Maya notices the bracelet on Mahi's hand. Her only thought was: "I think I am doomed." Wait a minute... why does this feel like a suspiciously important plot device? And just like that...Her quiet life ends. 'Congratulations, Maya.' You have unlocked the 'Secret Rich Family Daughter' achievement. Rewards include: - Confused relatives. - Endless family drama. - And absolutely no peaceful days. ------- The Sunaina family finally gets their missing daughter back but they soon realize something terrifying. The little girl they lost 14 years ago is gone, the person standing before them is someone completely different. Maya is intelligent, she is suspicious of everyone. Her trust level is lower than a villain's chance of staying dead after a dramatic final battle... The family wanted their daughter back. They got a mystery instead. This world may look like a beautiful romance fantasy. A world filled with destiny, miracles and characters who somehow always meet at the perfect dramatic moment. But Maya knows the truth, She knows how this story ends. So, she has a simple response: "No." From now on, everyone is a piece on the board. Family members? Potential allies. Enemies? Potential problems. People with suspicious smiles? Definitely problems. Maya doesn't want to be a hero. Unfortunately, fate has other plans.And fate has never learned that forcing a stubborn person into a story usually creates a bigger disaster. NOTE : Attention, Dear Readers. Before you start searching for romance, love triangles or a collection of handsome characters fighting for Maya's attention ..... Please stop. The romance department has been permanently closed. The harem application form has been lost, rejected and permanently deleted. Please do not send requests; she is already busy managing disasters. TAG: Female MC SCHEDULE: 4 –10 Chapters / Week CHAPTER LENGTH: 3000–4500 words ----------- WARNING: Maya is not a hero. She is not a perfect angel who forgives everyone after one emotional speech. She is not the kind of protagonist who sees someone crying and immediately says, "Don't worry, I will save you!" Her first thought is more likely: "How is this my problem?" She is cynical, complicated and definitely not a walking sunshine generator. She may even make you ask: "Am I supposed to support her plan or call someone?" If you want a sweet protagonist who helps everyone in trouble this is probably not your cup of tea. But if you want to watch a girl with a complicated past challenge destiny, family drama, and the ridiculous rules of a fantasy world...welcome.The chaos begins here. -------- I am a new writer, so please forgive any spelling or grammar mistakes. I am still improving and trying to make this story better with every chapter. Writing a story is easy until grammar appears as the final boss. I hope you enjoy the chaos.

I, His Majesty King Garfield the First, hereby declare all two-legged creatures my loyal subjects. Your duty is singular and eternal… to feed my insatiable Flerken belly. Meow!! PhantomDream

Enzo has lived a hard life. First, when he died on Earth and woke up as a dirt-poor orphan in Kanto, a world where a Trainer License costs more than a life. Second, after spending fifteen years clawing his way up from a Team Rocket logistics slave to a Squad Leader, only to be betrayed by his own Pokémon during a suicide mission in the stratosphere. Dying in the cold vacuum of space, Enzo gets an impossible third chance. The cosmic entity Deoxys intervenes, downloading a "Virus System" into his mind and regressing him fifteen years into the past—back to Day 1 of the brutal Rocket recruit assessment: Trial Island. You can support me at https://www.patreon.com/cw/NormanLetus

Steven is a total newbie who just got isekai’d into the world of Terra. But before all this, he spent years surviving in the blocky world of Minecraft, living the slow and cautious life of a seasoned Minecrafter. Thanks to that history, he almost got forcefully ejected by Terra’s world will the moment he arrived— “Don’t just toss me back to the world where even the sun is a square!” In order to survive in this world—where at least the girls have pointy faces instead of square ones—Steven has no choice but to dive into one chaotic event after another, all to raise something called his "World Acknowledgement Point" and earn his stay. This includes, but is not limited to: Fighting infected; Fighting the Church of the Deep; Fighting eldritch horrors from the sea; And, of course… Fending off suspiciously grateful girls with very ungrateful intentions. . . . . . . . . . Gladiia: “Steven, why do you always get yourself involved in those troublesome land-dweller affairs? I find it… intriguing.” Steven: “Hey, it's about the experience, you know?” Gladiia: “Then why are you always the one who ends up solving everything?” Steven: “Well, I’m already here, right? May as well go all in…”

Grey never expected death to be the beginning of his dream life. After an ordinary death, he awakens in a completely unfamiliar fantasy world where magic is real, monsters roam the wilderness, adventurers explore dangerous dungeons, and—most importantly—women vastly outnumber men. In this world, men are rare. Rare enough that an attractive young man can become the center of attention simply by walking through town. At first, Grey thinks he has finally won at life. Beautiful women everywhere. Adventurer guilds filled with powerful female warriors. Noble ladies searching for suitable husbands. Elven beauties, beastkin, vampires, mages, princesses, and countless other women who seem far more interested in him than he ever imagined possible. For a shameless man like Grey, this should be paradise. And it is. Mostly. Because Grey soon discovers that being a rare man in a women-dominated society comes with a few complications. And once Grey’s unusual magical talent begins attracting the attention of powerful women, his peaceful little life becomes even more complicated. Yet Grey refuses to complain. He has no desire to become some legendary hero, conquer the world, or involve himself in ancient prophecies. He simply wants to enjoy his second life. A comfortable mansion. Plenty of money. Delicious food. Adventures when he feels like it. And, naturally, beautiful women. Unfortunately, the women around him seem to have very different plans. From ambitious adventurers and mischievous beastkin to elegant nobles, eccentric mages, powerful vampires, and women whose identities are far more dangerous than they initially appear, Grey’s ordinary days slowly become anything but ordinary. Between dungeon expeditions, academy life, noble parties, monster encounters, festivals, magical discoveries, and increasingly complicated relationships, Grey begins to realize that his greatest challenge in this world may not be surviving its monsters. It may be surviving the women who have decided they want him. In a world ruled by women, being a rare man should make life easy. So why does Grey feel like he’s the one being hunted?

He reincarnated into a fantasy novel — as the villain who dies in Arc 1. The plan was simple. Avoid the plot, avoid the protagonist, avoid the heroines, and survive long enough to rewrite his fate. Simple enough, right? Except somehow, while the actual protagonist is out there being everyone's favorite golden boy, the heroines keep ending up in *his* story. Not the hero's. His. He's not charming them on purpose. He's panicking. He's not being mysterious. He's avoiding a death flag. He's not playing hard to get. He just genuinely has bigger problems right now. But try telling them that. The villain just wanted to survive the novel. The novel, apparently, had a completely different genre in mind.

Years later, when he would finally hold the “Lifetime Achievement Award” in his hands, Makoto would recall one very specific afternoon—the afternoon he was sent flying ten whole meters… By Kitasan Black. At the time, he had only recently gotten his Central Trainer’s license. Unfortunately, his lack of experience was obvious, and many Umamusume turned him down without a second thought. And so, after being rejected yet again, maybe his mind wandered a bit too much. While waiting to cross at a red light, he spotted a child nearly step into oncoming traffic. His body moved before his brain could catch up. The kid was fine. He was not. Because he got hit. Not by a car, but by an Umamusume. She had black hair, red eyes, and a matching black tail. And she slammed into him at full sprint. Thanks to years of quiet self-training—secretly guided by memories from a past life—he managed to twist midair and land without too much damage. Still, getting launched like that wasn’t exactly part of his daily routine. The Umamusume, on the other hand, was completely panicking. “I-I’m so sorry! Are you hurt?! A-are you okay?!” “I-I'm Kitasan Black! A first-year at Tracen Academy! Pleased to meet you—wait, no, that’s not what I should say right now!” “I—I mean—I’ll take responsibility! I’ll take full responsibility for this!!” That’s how it all began. The girl’s name was Kitasan Black. And this was the start of everything. = = = = Note: Some character backgrounds and settings have been reworked for narrative purposes. This version expands the Umamusume world while staying faithful to the spirit of the original. Non-Umamusume fan can read it as a mix of sports drama and school life.

Trapped by the demons of her past, Alex Michell is a young model and businesswoman who lives her life with only one goal: to get revenge on all the people who have made her life so miserable. Eliott Jensen is one of the most famous and wealthiest bachelors in the country. Although he is known for being a cold and ruthless businessman, he is someone who can give up everything for the people he loves... Deeply hurt in the past by her loved one, Alex lives with the aftermath of what happened to her in the past. A psychological scar that makes her body reject any male touch. What will happen when she meets the one man who seems to make her breathe again? Will she be able to fight her fears and give herself a chance at love? Read on to find out if Eliott's love would be strong enough to erase Alex's scars...!!! **NO MAJOR MISUNDERSTANDING** 18+ scenes The country in this story is fiction, the story will take mostly place at Florelia. Author note: This is a story I already tried to write with the title my Healing love but it was my first time so it was poorly written. So now I'm rewriting the story again after getting some writing tips here and there. English is not my native language so there will be some mishaps, please fill free to correct me. Cover by my little sister Instagram: @nkmc_zone

As the newly appointed 12th Fatui Harbringer of Snezhnaya, with the nickname of the [Ausbilder], or The [Instructor], Bai Luo feels a little uneasy. This is because the Cryo Archon has given him a task: to go to Inazuma as the Snezhnaya Envoy. As a world traveler, he knows full well the consequences of going to Inazuma—he will definitely be targeted by Raiden Shogun. However, if he doesn't go, the Cryo Archon will also target him. So he chooses to employ a traditional technique that everyone tend to use from time to time in his previous world. Slacking off.

Gray Kyojin, a troubled teen lost in his own self-doubt, succumbs to the overwhelming pressure moving forward and attempts to take his own life. But instead of death, he’s thrust into another world—a second chance at life. Yet, his journey is far from easy. Confronted by villains, monsters, and forces that threaten to corrupt everything, Gray must rise, fall, and learn through every struggle. Though he dreams of becoming a hero, the road is long, and even with a third chance at life, Gray isn't perfect. Through every victory and defeat, he must find the strength to move forward—learning what it truly means to be a hero in a world that isn't kind to those who falter.

You can read advance chapters and view R-18 images of the characters on pat reon page. pat reon.com/GreenBlue17 Note: This is a translation but I will try to make it a good translation as possible. This is R18 which contains graphics scenes. You have been warned about it. Harem, R18, Romance, Action, Comedy, Threesome, Foursome, Milf, Widow, Divorced, Face Slapping NO NTR, NO YURI, HAREM, MILF They call him the village idiot—the soft-eyed boy who smiles too much, drools when he stares, and can’t string two proper sentences together. No one knows the truth. A single bolt of lightning finished what the diagnosis started, leaving him simple-minded… or so the village believes. Now he wears the fool’s mask like armor—playing dumb for the aunt whose body he wants, for the village girls who laugh at him and beautiful women. Behind the vacant smile and the stammered words lies a man who remembers every detail, calculates every chance, and waits.

Lu You, a menial disciple with a mixed spiritual root, had an Artifact named 'Cauldron of Cornucopia' within the space of his mind. Put a single spirit stone into it, and it instantly turned into countless spirit stones. Put a talisman into it, and it instantly turned into countless talismans. A few months later, after grinding his way to the Golden Core realm with his endless resources, Lu You tried placing his own Golden Core into the basin. "Good heavens-so this is how the cauldron is meant to be used? I'm invincible now!"

Chapters and Release: Release days: Everyday Release time: 3pm UTC Status: Unedited. (Will edit after main story conclusion. Specifically from the start.) *** Synopsis: A fifteen-year-old schoolgirl happens to find herself approached by a strange woman after a rough day—who happens to know her plans on running away. Astonished, she tried to interrogate, but ended up getting dragged into another universe and another world. There, she finds out that experiments are being ran on fourteen other candidates set aside for her. Being the last candidate, she is told that she might be the first one to face demise. But she is determined to find out what is up with this co-operation is. After some time, she finds out that this whole world and setting is similar to that of a book she read during her younger days. And the protagonist happened to be her own cousin. *** (Prologue) Listen... No one is judging no one here. And so am I. The world has been cruel these days. Being modern means being rude to people on the street who are below your rank—That is what they believe. I find this all frustrating, why move with a state of mind that could as well kill you someday. You don't know if this person is a lawyer, a far relative, a doctor, a politician. But you already get the gist, don't you? And like any other teenagers my age, I really want to run away from all this. It's not like I am an orphan or from a poor household. I am from a family which is a standard class in economical terms in this world. And yet, I want to run away. Haha! Anyways. I did succeed. I wonder at what cost? I am away from all that hostility of course... But now I am in another world. Not reincarnated. Not transmigrated to another body. I am with my own soul in my original body, but in another world. This world... is weird. Thinking back, I remember reading a strange book when I was young. This book actually speaks about this world. I am a character there. Funnier thing, I don't know what is up with it either. It appears to me that the writer decided they want to see the 'live-action' version of it. So now... I am the actor playing my ownself.

[Warning! +18 content ahead. Proceed with caution] Abandoned by his father, Sid is left with his stunning stepmom in a colony of bored, beautiful MILFs. A pathetic pervert who falls for her instantly, but his world is upended when his manipulative neighbor catches him in a compromising position. She offers to teach him the art of seduction, with a promise to help him make the king of the colony. Sid must navigate a web of desire and deception, in his quest to seduce them all, under the watchful eye of the neighbor who wants to make him the perfect playboy. Note: Expect some hardcore stuff. Tons of NTR and stealing. No slow burn. It is pure power fantasy and fun. MC does the stealing. No sharing. Chapter drop everyday

The story of how a Crafter landed up in the world of Arknight (Steve with Mods on Arknight)

This is a work of fan fiction. All rights belong to its original author. Title: Battle Through the Heavens: Treasure System Author: Stir-fried Green Peppers with Eggs Reborn in the World of Battle Through the Heavens with a Broken System! After binge-reading Douluo Dalu fanfictions all night, Xiao Se, an ordinary Earth guy, dies in front of his computer... Only to wake up in the fiery world of Battle Through the Heavens (BTTH) — with a weird Treasure Exchange System! [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a seasoning jar for the Heaven Controlling Vial!] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a stick for a magic sword!] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a doll for a mystical kitten!] But something’s seriously wrong with this world... Xiao Yan’s Flame Mantra became a porn book! His Heavenly Flame vanished! And his wife? Gone! Tang San’s mighty Eight Spider Lances turned into chicken claws?! His Divine Crossbow became a slingshot, and his soul bone… turned into pork ribs! Han Li’s Heaven Controlling Vial is now… a condiment bottle?! Dai Mubai’s White Tiger Spirit mutated into an Evil Fire Monkey! Now, with chaos across worlds and heroines from every universe crossing his path, Xiao Se must use his Treasure Exchange System to dominate fate, collect artifacts… and maybe hearts. Can this sarcastic transmigrator turn junk into divine treasures and build a harem of goddesses from different realms? Worlds collide, treasures evolve, and beauties gather! Read 451+ Chapters and exclusive Patreon-only content here: patreon.com/RinBlaze – Join for just $20/month and unlock early access!

Li Xun, an ordinary man originated from the planet of earth find himself transmigrated into another world out of a sudden, while being transmigrated into a world of fantasy is a dream to many, Li Xun included, however, it turn out the world that he transmigrated into is a world of Cultivation, where being that can raze mountain, split the sea, and shatter the star roaming around without a care to the fate of the weak whom they kill in the millions by accident each day. The young man is already planning to write up his last will when he finds out that he doesn’t start his life in this new world from zero. Not only does he have some decent talent in cultivation and a nice family helping him back home, he also has a system transmigrated alongside him. The name of the System is The Ultimate Investment System. From then on, everything changed. "Junior brother, from the look of it, you are just one step away to breaking through the Qi Refining Realm, I happen to have a Spirit Yuan Pill here that can help you guarantee your success!" [Congratulations, Host, for your successful investment, you have gained twenty years worth of closed door cultivation QI!] "My dear friend, I heard that you have been fatally injured by your former ally and have your foundation shattered, thankfully, I have this Grand Dao Dao Golden in my hand, take this, this Pill here would be able to help you restore back your cultivation foundation!" [Congratulations, Host, for your successful investment, you have obtained an Emperor-Grade Weapon!] ........... After many years has passed since he transmigrated into this world, Li Xun, who is in need of dire help, got a lot of aid from those who he had helped in the past. Emperor of Taixuan Empire, once nothing but a poor beggar whom Li Xun found half dead in the middle of the street, brandished his sword toward his enemies and bellowed at them. "If it weren't for my friend Li Xun who saved me and gave me a cultivation technique back then, how could I have achieved what I have today? Whoever opposes Li Xun in the future will be an enemy of my empire, The Great Taixuan Empire!” Not less loud as the Emperor, a Black Dragon whose body stretched into thousands of miles, a publicly known Lord of the Forbidden Zone, let out a sky shattering roar. "Years ago, I was hunted down by my enemies to be turned into Elixir Pill, and I'm still alive right now all because of Li Xun who saved me, Here my decree you worthless maggot! From this day forward, Li Xun's friends are my friends, and Li Xun's enemies are my enemies!"

You can read advance chapters and view R-18 images of the characters on pat reon page. pat reon.com/GreenBlue17 . . . As the manager of the shopping street, it's Shuichi Chiba's job to provide excellent service to the tenants of the shopping street. "The water pipes in the shop are broken; can you come take a look?" "It's gym time; don't even think about slacking off." "Are you coming to learn floral arrangement today too?" "Thanks for your hard work; why not relax with a spa treatment?" ... Shuichi Chiba walked from one end of the street to the other, massaging his back and sighing deeply. Collecting rent was supposed to be a much less taxing job! Chiba's Diary: The beauty shop's water pipes are broken, and the gym has a yearly membership, so no slacking off. Smut - Milfs - Harem - Mature - Anal - BDSM - Threesome - No Yuri. Note:- It is a translation but i am adding my own stuff to make it a full R-18 novel.

Ryu and his party have arrived in the Capital City of Shinjitsu in the Kingdom of Ryze as he follows his teacher's instructions and joins the Heroes Army. He will learn not everyone is as good as they appear, and betrayal lurks around every corner. Their party Shadowflare will gain another member as they rise up the ranks as they quickly prove themselves to the people. He will learn that being successful only paints a bigger target on your back as corrupted public figures and demons plot together against him and his friends. As he learns more about what is happening in the Empire, can he avoid falling into the darkness? Will he be able to protect those important to him with so many powerful enemies after him? Drama, Fighting, and the Truth all await in this epic continuation.