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The story of how a Crafter landed up in the world of Arknight (Steve with Mods on Arknight)

Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen. “Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...” A sudden shadow loomed over her. “What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked. She blinked up… and froze. Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile. “Let’s have ours,” he said. Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited. … Ours? OURS?! Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave. Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain. *** Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent. Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them. “D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.” The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly. And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle. Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him. Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic. “I… I…” Her voice cracked. Okay, new problem… the snake is hot. She squeezed her eyes shut. “If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.” *** One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might. Boom! The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated. The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation. But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat. The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius. Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated... "Binding with host…" "Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world." Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate. If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. People who can control one of these elements are known as benders. From them, four great nations were born — the Water Tribes, the Earth Kingdom, the Fire Nation, and the Air Nomads. Among all benders, only the Avatar can master all four elements. The Avatar acts as a bridge between nations, maintaining balance and harmony in the world. But a hundred years ago, the Avatar suddenly vanished. Without the Avatar’s protection, the Fire Nation began a relentless war of conquest against the other three nations — a war that has lasted nearly a century. It was during this era of chaos that Kahn, a modern soul, found himself reborn as a young firebender…

[SYSTEM INITIALISING, PLEASE WAIT...] [SYSTEM ERROR, MANA DENSITY TOO HIGH FOR CURRENT SYSTEM...] [SYSTEM WILL ROLLBACK TO THE FIRST SUITABLE BUILD...] [SUITABLE BUILD FOUND, NOW INSTALLING...] [CONGRATULATIONS, SYSTEM INSTALLED BUILD MODEL -1.0.0 DEUS PRIMORDIA] [ERROR DEUS PRIMORDIA INCOMPATIBLE WITH RACE] [DEUS PRIMORDIA PATCHING] [NEO PRIMORDIA CREATED... SUCCESSFULLY INSTALLED] "Hey kid, congrats. Never seen that one before now step to the side and make way, the notifications will be coming for a while." *** Current release schedule will be one chapter per day chapters will be 3000+ Words each.

After traveling through time and space, Uzumaki Boruto finds himself reborn as Naruto’s son — but with a twist. He awakens an Emotional Role-Playing System and begins his journey embodying Tendo Pain. At the opening ceremony of the Ninja Academy, the Seventh Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki, looks up at the sky, his eyes widening in disbelief. “This... how is this possible?... Is that... Pain?” Years later, Boruto stands before his father, filled with confidence. “Dad, your Rasengan isn’t big enough—and not fierce enough! But don’t worry. As long as I’m here, the Rasengan of the Uzumaki Clan will never lose to anyone again.” Then, turning to Sasuke with a serious expression, he says: “Uncle Sasuke, for the sake of Sarada’s and my future happiness, I’m asking you to once again bear the name... of a rebel ninja.” (Sarada, Sumire, Uchiha Hikari — these three have all disappeared...)

Traveling into the Naruto world, Itsuki activates the mysterious Fabrication System. Every woman who enters the Harem Chat Group will eventually become part of his future harem. Each day, Itsuki can create a “future video” related to the Harem chat group members, and whatever he makes up in the video will become reality. Itsuki: So, if I want a certain ability, I just make it up? If I want a certain woman, I just make it up? — [Konoha Women: What? We’re going to marry Itsuki together? What’s so special about him? … He’s the hybrid of Senju, Uzumaki, and Uchiha, possessing all three bloodlines at once. He’s also the Sixth Hokage! Fine. We’re willing to marry him!] [Yugao Uzuki: Hayate is always sickly. I prefer someone strong and healthy like Itsuki!] [Kurenai Yuhi: Itsuki is too manly—no beard could ever compare.] [Anko Mitarashi: Marry Itsuki and you’ll never run out of dango. That’s perfect!] Tsunade, Mei Terumi, Kurotsuchi, Samui… one by one, they entered the Harem chat group, leaving everyone dumbfounded. Is this really the way to capture all the beauties of the ninja world? Are his kidneys made of alloy? Kushina, Mikoto, Rin Nohara, Uzumaki Mito… Unexpectedly, not even the dead are spared!

Song Jie transmigrated into the world of Full-Time Mage and became the weakest Light Mage in the early stages! However, his Light magic… can mutate—which is seriously strange! When he cast Bright Purification on a demon, its body exploded instantly, creating a massive blast! Song Jie smirked evilly. “Did you not eat? You can’t even break through my defense!” Opponent: “You’re going too far!!” Later on, Song Jie stood proudly with his hands behind his back. “Who said Light Super Magic can only attack a single target? I, Song Jie, am the first to disagree!” High above, golden light rained down from the heavens— One sky-splitting sword after another descended from the clouds… From that moment on, not only did the Light Element take a path of no return, but every other element also started to go completely off track. Passerby A: “Wait, aren’t there only supposed to be two summoned beasts at the mid-level? Why does he have four? That’s insane!” Passerby B: “Doesn’t he only have three elements? Then why does it look like he’s mastered every type of magic!?”

In humanity’s dystopian future, the Oasis has become the only chance for expansion. There, each envoy can become a Lord — raise fortresses, command armies, and summon heroes. But there is a silent hierarchy. Humans are already considered the weakest race. And the colonists… are merely numbers sent to meet quotas. He was born in one of those colonies. He was not chosen for talent. He was not sent for honor. He was sent because someone had to fill the slot. He hates no one. He does not dream of revenge. He has only one goal: To survive. In the Oasis, surviving means building. Building means dominating. And dominating requires heroes. When his time came to summon… ordinary soldiers did not answer. Lesser spirits did not appear. Legends came. And the world that treated him as disposable would begin to learn that surviving can be the first step toward ruling.

Years later, when he would finally hold the “Lifetime Achievement Award” in his hands, Makoto would recall one very specific afternoon—the afternoon he was sent flying ten whole meters… By Kitasan Black. At the time, he had only recently gotten his Central Trainer’s license. Unfortunately, his lack of experience was obvious, and many Umamusume turned him down without a second thought. And so, after being rejected yet again, maybe his mind wandered a bit too much. While waiting to cross at a red light, he spotted a child nearly step into oncoming traffic. His body moved before his brain could catch up. The kid was fine. He was not. Because he got hit. Not by a car, but by an Umamusume. She had black hair, red eyes, and a matching black tail. And she slammed into him at full sprint. Thanks to years of quiet self-training—secretly guided by memories from a past life—he managed to twist midair and land without too much damage. Still, getting launched like that wasn’t exactly part of his daily routine. The Umamusume, on the other hand, was completely panicking. “I-I’m so sorry! Are you hurt?! A-are you okay?!” “I-I'm Kitasan Black! A first-year at Tracen Academy! Pleased to meet you—wait, no, that’s not what I should say right now!” “I—I mean—I’ll take responsibility! I’ll take full responsibility for this!!” That’s how it all began. The girl’s name was Kitasan Black. And this was the start of everything. = = = = Note: Some character backgrounds and settings have been reworked for narrative purposes. This version expands the Umamusume world while staying faithful to the spirit of the original. Non-Umamusume fan can read it as a mix of sports drama and school life.

Victor was reborn into the pirate world and married the Empress, Boa Hancock, right from the start! Victor: It’s fine… I just don’t feel like working hard anymore. Boa Hancock: Husband, there’s no need to work hard. I’ll support you. Victor only wanted to live peacefully with the Empress forever, but fate had other plans. When Luffy arrived… The system suddenly activated! “Ding! Option one: Accompany the Empress to Marineford and receive a special Thunder Fruit as a reward!” “Ding! Option two: Stop the Empress from going to Marineford and receive ten Strength Pills as a reward!” Marineford War Victor: Pirate or Marine—if they dare mess with my wife, I’ll kill them! Boa Hancock: (≧▽≦*) As expected of the man I fell in love with…

Shaurya died in a hospital bed in India, chanting Lord Vishnu's name. He didn’t expect Lord Narayan to actually answer. He woke up in a world of flying swords, arrogant Young Masters, and ancient Immortals. His reward for a life of suffering? A perfect Immortal Body and a Divine Sect System that breaks all the rules. While other cultivators rot in caves for centuries to gain a single level, Shaurya gets stronger by completing divine missions, defeating evil, and—of course—slapping the faces of anyone who dares to touch his sect memebers. He conquers realms and defies the heavens, but in matters of the heart, he stands firm on one rule: No harem. His loyalty is absolute, and his life belongs solely to his Queen of heart. His goal is simple: Build the Sanatan Flame Sect into the greatest power existence has ever seen. His disciples? A rejected genius, a fallen emperor, and a cursed beauty—all monsters in the making. His path? Dharma. And for those who stand in his way? Fury. Welcome to the era of Shaurya. Evil is destined to fall, and he is the one pushing it. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Social Media — Instagram — Stromknight9 Tags: Cultivation · System · Sect Building · No Harem · Reincarnation · Sanatan/Hindu History · Overpowered MC · Face Slapping · Fast Paced · Action · Kingdom Building · Weak To Strong · Light Humor · Serious Power Progression

The Heavenly Court's hypocrisy disgusted its creator, the First Venerable. The Second Immortal King of an Era felt a chance at budding love. The Limitless Demon gave its head in chaos, indifferent to Heaven's Cage. The Savage One teemed with joy, finding a new reckless companion. The Blooming Red Lotus exuded a soft fragrance, sending ripples from future to past. And the Bean Stalk's Creator was left in the dust. Theft was its fortune, and the lucky savage shuddered in rage, having its culture shattered. The era of murder and peace was in the past, and chaos ensued anew. Let him dream, let him dream. Let him savor the future droplets of time and the sweetness of Dream's darkest realms. He is the spirit of all filthy beings, and his 'Gu' will seed the essence of Heaven and Earth. *** PS. I suggest joining Discord and accessing the index for this fanfiction, where the chapters in docx/pdf may have spicier images based on the chapters and smut. *** Follow the latest news @ https://discord.gg/2bNNW26DYU *** Support me @ https://subscribestar.adult/fanharem https://www.patreon.com/Fanharem

This is not some random story, this is the story of my life. Me, a complete average guy who's also kind of a spineless guy but face it everyone is spineless deep down. The question is whether or not you have gotten to the point where you became spineless. Haha but this same spineless guy is going to conquer everything. "Why are you British?" asked Hyla "I'm not British I just like the way they sound" replied Blue as he took a drag from his pipe usually other people would be driven near madness when they find out they have an alien in their body but I could barely stay strong What kind of Masochistic Alien System is this? This training method is insane "You want power? Then do it or you'll definitely die" A star came crashing down from outer space Creating ripple after ripple as it tried to destroy us and I have to save us all by using the same power from the Fallen Star Join Hyla as he embarks on a journey to survive and protect the world at large

In his dream, Leo found himself transported into the Marvel Universe—only to be inexplicably captured by the Time Variance Authority (TVA). Just when things couldn’t get worse, he finally heard the long-awaited system’s voice! “Ding! Extracting Loki’s Frost Giant physique!” “Ding! Extracting Jean Grey’s Phoenix Force!” “Ding! Extracting Tony Stark’s Iron Man armor set!” “Ding! Devouring Iceman’s cryokinetic ability!” “Ding! Devouring Thanos’s Eternal body!” Extract what you want—devour what you don’t! “Hey, purple potato—what do you think these are?” “What!? Dozens of Infinity Stones!?” Thanos coughs up blood. Dead.

After a tragic death, Max gets Rencarnated. but his Admin wanted to be fired so he gave Max way more than should be alowed and sent to tge universe of Hasbin Hotel. Now with a harem and an ever taxing power. Can he balance his powers and manage his relationships? Come read to see. Note: I do use AI to help the story. mainly spacing and grammar since I type my stories mostly by phone. All ideas and how the story goes is completely my original writing. AI does not make my stories.

Check Out: I Am Not A Pro Fourteen years ago, the youngest daughter of the legendary Sunaina family disappeared. A tragedy, a mystery.A family drama big enough to make an entire mansion run out of tissues. The Sunaina family searched everywhere for their lost child. And after 14 long years,They finally found her.The only problem? They expected a cute little daughter who would run into their arms crying.Instead, they found Maya. -------★★------ Maya is an orphan living quietly in a small rented house in the countryside. She has no money. No powerful background no legendary bloodline. At least, that's what she thinks. She has no idea her birth certificate is basically a hidden treasure map.She is just trying to survive her ordinary life. Unfortunately...the universe looked at her peaceful existence and said: "That seems too easy. Let's add some chaos." --------- One day at school, Maya meets Mahi Sunaina—the terrifyingly influential head of the Sunaina family. Everything seems normal. Until Maya notices the bracelet on Mahi's hand.Her only thought was: "I think I am doomed." Wait a minute... why does this feel like a suspiciously important plot device? And just like that...Her quiet life ends. 'Congratulations, Maya.' You have unlocked the 'Secret Rich Family Daughter' achievement. Rewards include: - Confused relatives. - Endless family drama. - And absolutely no peaceful days. ---------- The Sunaina family finally gets their missing daughter back.But they soon realize something terrifying. The little girl they lost 14 years ago is gone, the person standing before them is someone completely different. Maya is intelligent, she is suspicious of everyone.Her trust level is lower than a villain's chance of staying dead after a dramatic final battle. The family wanted their daughter back. They got a mystery instead. ______ This world may look like a beautiful romance fantasy. A world filled with destiny, miracles and characters who somehow always meet at the perfect dramatic moment. But Maya knows the truth, She knows how this story ends. So, she has one simple response:"No." -------- From now on, everyone is a piece on the board. Family members? Potential allies. Enemies? Potential problems. People with suspicious smiles? Definitely problems. -------- Maya doesn't want to be a hero. Unfortunately, fate has other plans. And fate has never learned that forcing a stubborn person into a story usually creates a bigger disaster. ★★★★★★ NOTE : Attention, dear readers. Before you start searching for romance, love triangles or a collection of handsome characters fighting for Maya's attention........Please stop. The romance department has been permanently closed. The harem application form has been lost, rejected and permanently deleted. Please do not send requests; she is already busy managing disasters. TAG: Female MC SCHEDULE: 1–2 Chapters / Week CHAPTER LENGTH: 3000–4500 words ----------- WARNING: Maya is not a hero. She is not a perfect angel who forgives everyone after one emotional speech. She is not the kind of protagonist who sees someone crying and immediately says, "Don't worry, I will save you!" Her first thought is more likely: "How is this my problem?" She is cynical, complicated, and definitely not a walking sunshine generator. She may even make you ask: "Am I supposed to support her plan or call someone?" If you want a sweet protagonist who helps everyone in trouble......This is probably not your cup of tea. But if you want to watch a girl with a complicated past challenge destiny, family drama, and the ridiculous rules of a fantasy world....Welcome. The chaos begins here. ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ I am a new writer, so please forgive any spelling or grammar mistakes. I am still learning, improving, and trying to make this story better with every chapter.Writing a story is easy...Until grammar appears as the final boss. I hope you enjoy the chaos.

Su Wanyan read a novel that a friend recommended to her, saying how she'll have a love-hate relationship with it. However, what she didn't expect was that she's going to get transmigrated there—as the Alpha cannon fodder, no less! Armed with her knowledge in the novel, she decided to live a salted fish life and stay far, far away from the main plot. However, due to circumstances, she kept getting pulled right in! “While Moonlight (FL), if you keep this up, I'll be thrown in the gutters!” _-_-_-_-_-_-_ Hello! This is my first work, so please bear with me. Oh and this isn't a translated work, I just used Chinese names and settings as those are what I often read, so I thought, “Hey, why not?“ Anyway, I hope you all enjoy this! {Oh and the cover photo is AI generated, if you aren't comfortable with that, then it's up to you whether you still want to read this. Have a nice day!} _-_-_-_-_-_ https://discord.gg/QBeNvd9j7G this is the discord server for this novel, guys! join now (so we can all bite our dear moderator/beta reader)!

(Follow the ship + Time Travel + Comedy + Flirtatious + Passionate) Sandy, an orphan from the 21st century, accidentally travels to the world of One Piece. From that moment on, the Straw Hat Pirates’ journey takes a wild turn, becoming even more outrageous and chaotic… Luffy: “Hey Sandy, what are you doing?” Sandy flicks his hair dramatically: “Listen, Luffy, a man’s hairstyle is his soul. You can cut off the head, spill the blood—but the hairstyle must never be messed up!” Luffy’s eyes light up. “So this is a man’s romance?” Then Sandy and Luffy throw their arms over each other’s shoulders and shout together, “Romance! Romance!” Nami explodes: “If you two idiots jump around one more time, the boat’s going to capsize! Cut it out!” Author’s Note: This translation fanfic has been attempted by many writers, but none have ever finished it. So I’ve decided to take on the challenge myself and complete it. If you enjoy this story, please support me so I can keep going!

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i like this word > "the" *** I was just taking a quiet late-night walk when I found… a child sleeping inside a dumpster. One thing led to another, and suddenly I became the accidental father of a kid no older than ten. The next morning, I woke up from a vivid dream. A mysterious Victorian woman whispering about "calamity, dungeons, portals, another world… yeah, good luck bro." She said all of that in the most casually elegant Victorian tone imaginable. But the real nightmare started when a floating screen appeared in front of me, spouting nonsense about quests and objectives. The day I picked up a child in a dumpster was the day my ordinary life ended. And that was when our story truly began. and most of all. this novel takes at year 2029. *** pls give it a try... I swear it gets better... my writing style might be ahh(ass) at first but I swear I got BETTER. and boom may 24th I'm now rewriting all the early chaps heh... (I... it's hard... I've read it and thank god I did too much plot holes. And I will confess, I used ai that time and that's why I'm here Remaking it now. thankfully... I swear it was like 16-58 there, and after chp 58 I tried experimenting with how I write kept it for a bit and then at 130-170 I used dozens of new different words and now 171-269 it's the same as the rewrites or better) 26/July/5th, I love, how The story is going right now. thought you might hate me because I don't have favoritism and... yes... yk just read... my lovely reader, give it a try till you reach the Regression part/1st trial and drop it if it is STILL BADDD