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“Let me lick it clean,” said Xie Daiyu as he looked at Ruan Chanchan’s wound. Hearing his suggestion, Ruan Chanchan paused and looked at the mer in shock. She pursed her lips and said to him, “You are kidding me. Aren’t you?” “Why do you think I am joking?” The mer asked with a tilt of his head. Ruan Chanchan gritted her teeth and said, “Because the wound is not somewhere you can just lick me.” “What's the matter?” Xie Daiyu asked with an innocent expression, even though his lips were about to curl in a smirk. “You are a beast woman, and I am a beast mer… this is nothing.” He pushed Ruan Chanchan down on the ground, his fingers skimming against her inner thigh. “It will be over in a matter of seconds.” Like hell it did! She ended up becoming the mother of his child. ** “This is not how you are supposed to do it.” With a frown, Rong Xian stared at her. The mer was usually silent, but today he was unusually chatty. Ruan Chanchan rolled her eyes while peering out of a boulder. She was staring at the sea while trying to look for the prince of the Basilosauruses. Her eyes kept flickering as she said to the mer behind her, “I need to talk with the prince, no matter what.” “Oh, and what do you want to talk to him about?” “Just about the salt trade.” “And what are you going to offer him in return?” the mer asked with a tilt of his head. Ruan Chanchan frowned at his question. She turned to look at him before saying, “What can I offer? At most, we can discuss some kind of cooperation.” Rong Xian licked his lips as he moved forward. He caught hold of the woman and turned her around as he pressed her against the boulder. “I don’t know about cooperation, but we can discuss copulation. What do you say, Miss Ruan? Do you want this prince to give you a litter of little basilosauruses?” ** “You need to put more strength into it,” said Liang Feng. His brows were furrowed as he looked at the weak woman who was trying to pull the fang out of her arm. Ruan Chanchan frowned and scowled at the mer. She said to him, “Do you think that it's so easy?! Why don’t you do it if you think that it's that easy?” The mer sighed and crouched down. He reached out and caught Ruan Chanchan’s arm in his hands and, without waiting for the woman to say anything else, he pulled the fang out of her arm. “AHHH—urk!” Ruan Chanchan’s scream came to a sudden halt when the mer fed her a piece of flame fruit, which was sweet and delicious. “Feeling alright?” Liang Feng asked with a tilt of his head. Ruan Chanchan nodded, and the mer smiled. “Good girl.” ** Kaboom! “You have to be kidding me!” That's how Ruan Chanchan felt after landing in a prehistoric world where not only did a gender other than men and women exist, but on top of that, these people could turn into beastmen! The second she arrived, Ruan Chanchan was almost squashed to death — but somehow she managed to escape. Don’t ask her how she did it; Ruan Chanchan still had some ptsd due to that incident. But if that was not bad enough, the world where she landed was also about to end. Great. Let the world know that Ruan Chanchan had offended some great immortal somewhere. Now, if she wanted to survive, then not only did she have to teach these beastmen how to farm, cook and clean themselves—You don’t want to get her started on how dirty these beastmen could be without knowing how to clean their hands and shower every day. And raw meat—yuck. Easy? Not! Not only did she transmigrate into the body of a fool, but she also ended up becoming the only beast woman who had no beast form. With a broken beast nucleus, Ruan Chanchan couldn’t find a single person who would willingly trust her. Fortunately, she had a supermarket system with her. Watch her use cotton balls and antiseptic ointments to stop the minor bleeding of the beastmen and use common antiparasitic medications to save a dying beast cub.

“He was abandoned by almost everyone… but death didn’t take him — something else did." Han Si-Hun has never been the strongest, the smartest, or the luckiest. Born into a world where portals tear open and unleash deadly creatures, he grew up being overlooked, underestimated, and treated as a burden—even by his own damn father. But everything changes the day a “normal” raid turns into a nightmare. Betrayed and sent down the wrong path by a teammate, Si-Hun is pushed into a lethal chamber filled with monsters far beyond his level. Abandoned, exhausted, and on the brink of death, he fights alone—only to discover that someone has been watching him all along. A hidden entity, Eravus, tests Si-Hun in that moment. And he passes. From that day, Si-Hun is no longer just another hunter—he becomes someone chosen. Someone bound to a power he never asked for, a responsibility he never imagined, and a shadowed companion, Kuro, who reveals that the portals may not be what they seem. But as Si-Hun slowly rises, the world around him begins to change. A growing darkness fills his world. But even the coldest void isn’t untouchable. A quiet girl enters his life, not breaking his walls, just warming the space around them. Without realizing it, she reminds him that beneath the power, a heart still beats. And hidden deep within Si-Hun is a power so rare that entire worlds are beginning to take interest. While navigating toxic teams, unexpected friendships, slow-burning feelings, brutal battles, and the burden of power, Si-Hun must learn one thing: He was never meant to be average. He was meant to survive… and evolve. But rising always has a cost— And the shadows watching him are growing hungrier. Will he find true purpose within the darkness.......or be consumed by it?

When Anwar wakes up in the body of a minor side character inside the cultivation novel he once read, So he declares a new mission: co*kbloc the protagonist, rewrite fate, and protect every heroine from their tragic, overused, romance-bait storylines. He is not a hero. He is not a villain. He is simply a transmigrant who refuses to let destiny force him into the background—and refuses to let the supposed main character monopolize all the women, opportunities, and heavenly treasures.

Stan/Standy Valentine is a somewhat smart man, both legally and illegally. A thought criminal in a workplace he loves too much for it's potential for romance, let alone the forbidden thoughts. The Dollar General. A small town store with a gorgeous vibe to him when it comes to the worlds of romance and chemistry. Both of them are such beautiful things to him. Things he is barely restraining himself from toying with for his own gain. Especially romance, for better or for worse. Let's see how long Stan keeps his job. XD

Everyone dreams of being summoned to a magical world. Except me... I am Alan, thirty years old, white-collar worker, no hobbies and has one annoying best friend named Bob. Bob is an anime-obsessed otaku whose life goal is to become the hero of an isekai world. But me, I just wanted to go home, take a shower and sleep. But one day, Bob opened a portal to another world in his room. And guess who got sucked in with him? Now Bob become The Chosen One, blessed by world with magic and legendary weapons. Me? I am the guy carrying his bags, dodging fireballs and wondering if fantasy world has proper sewage system. This is how my best friend become a Hero... And how I accidentally become his sidekick. ----- This novel start as goofy and funny at first, but as it goes deeper, it become more serious.

Yuto’s head felt a little buzzing. He served as regent in Fontaine for more than four hundred years due to his real talents and the little cakes favored by the gods. But...what does this mean? Panoramic live broadcast? Character popularity? What’s the point of this weird panel? My background? The secret of time travel? What the hell is going on here? Also, where do these people who are chasing me crazy in the barrage come from? Are you crazy or is this world crazy? ......

Read 30+ Advanced chapters at patreon.com/HeavensTribulation Good review [4 - 5 stars] = 1 chapter [Easy-going] [Daily Life] [System] [Transmigration] [Multiple Heroines] (Shadow Clones are not important. They are just a tool, and they will not have any significant plot points until the end of the story!!) A certain university student die right after transmigrating into Naruto. Then let's transmigrate one more time! My name is Uchiha Ryo, and I just received a notice that I have been accepted into the prestigious Shuchiin Academy. As a ninja, my mission is to raise the affection levels of all these girls? Hold up. System, I heard Kotoamatsukami can alter a person's will. Can I exchange for one with no cooldown! Shirogane Kei: Ryo-nii is mine, Onii-san you need to stay away from him! Shinomiya Kaguya: If you choose me, you'll also get a Hayasaka Ai as a bonus~ Yukinoshita Yukino: Your cat can really do a backflip? I want to see it! Chitanda Eru: I wonder who Ryo actually likes. I'm very curious! Gotou Hitori: Mmm.... Woof—— Kasumigaoka Utaha: I possess a softness that they cannot compare to. Hiratsuka Shizuka: If only you had been born ten years earlier. Shirosaki Hana: If only you had been born ten years later. Uchiha Ryo: Damn it! There are too many of them. System, exchange for that thing... [System: Shadow Clone Jutsu?] Uchiha Ryo: No, the Partial Expansion Jutsu! Crossover world: Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU, Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend, Hyouka, Bocchi the Rock!, WATATEN!: an Angel Flew Down to Me, Natsume's Book of Friends, and more...

There were three horrendous idiots Benjamin,Clard, and Ivan after their tests was gone they come over to Benjamin's house to read a new novel but to their surprise the goddess was their sleeping at Benjamin's bed until she wakes up and says a message.

I reincarnated into a fantasy world. Since I somehow got born again, I resolved myself to live diligently once more. But, putting that aside, my entire village burning up and disappearing when I’m 8-year old f*cking crossed the line. f*cking shit-f*cking crossed the line!

En un mundo donde la humanidad despertó poderes tras el impacto de un misterioso meteorito, Dominic —un joven aparentemente común— descubre que su fuerza oculta supera incluso la de los héroes más reconocidos. Mientras participa en un torneo escolar de combate acompañado de sus amigos María, Antonella, Héctor y Rafelina, Dominic comienza a notar que algo más oscuro se esconde detrás de los enfrentamientos: una organización de villanos que busca el origen real de los poderes. Tras un ataque inesperado, Dominic y sus aliados encuentran archivos secretos que revelan una verdad aterradora: los poderes no provienen del espacio… sino del hostil continente de Klaos, un territorio lleno de criaturas imposibles y energías desconocidas. Ahora, Dominic deberá decidir si sigue siendo solo un estudiante con habilidades extraordinarias… o el héroe que enfrentará el origen de todo. **Crónicas del Héroe Más Fuerte**: una historia de amistad, poder y secretos que pueden cambiar el mundo para siempre.

_______________________________________ Lucas was killed, he was a well known mysterious killer called the burying man, he buried his victims when he killed them, so when he was burying another victim, he saw a light get close to so he turned around and suddenly felt he couldn't breath, a hole appeared in his chest and he fell and he died, why did he die, the system killed him and erased his existence from his old world. _______________________________________ hello readers, I'll pick the first comment on each chapter and let them choose the world the mc goes.

Liora Grey had to learn early what her role in the damned Grey family was— be beautiful, be silent, be convenient. So when her stepfather arranged her engagement to Damien Hart, the heir of the Hart conglomerate, she played along. She wore the dresses, smiled for the cameras, and pretended to be the elegant lady she was supposed to be. Damien was everything the tabloids adored him for : cold, untouchably handsome, calculating… and a playboy who never looked at her long enough for it to matter. At least she thought he didn’t. But on the night of the Azure Pinnacle gala, Liora finds him tangled with her own stepsister, Megan— a betrayal so sharp it finally shatters her obedience,patience and whatever was left for the sake of it. She walks away. From the engagement. From the merger. From him. Everyone expects Damien to move on. Isn’t that what playboys do? Except… he doesn’t. The man who never cared suddenly won’t stay out of her path— appearing at her studio, sabotaging blind dates, buying out companies she works with, and looking at her with a quiet intensity she doesn’t know how to read. He never raises his voice. He never begs. He never asks her to come back. He simply acts like she’s still his. Like she never had the right to walk away. As her hidden jewelry brand begins to rise and her family pressures tighten, Liora starts to question the man she thought she knew. Is Damien trying to control her? Or… is he trying to keep her? And why does she feel something breaking open inside her every time he whispers her name like he’s been saying it in the dark for years? In a world of power, secrets, luxury, and quiet obsession— leaving him was supposed to be her freedom. But was it just a beginning? ---

Welcome to planet Talvaris, your generic isekai world filled with magic, dragons, and voluptuous female elves who look like they escaped from an illustrators search history. Everything here is as beautiful as the goddess Celes envision it, if you just ignore the slavery and racism on the corner. Unfortunately, maintaining this picturesque fantasy realm costs divine power. Luckily for the goddess, divine power can be charged by the Talvarians' prayer. And nothing beats the high-quality prayer of a Talvarian during the act of killing or being killed. That’s why the occasional demon invasions are needed, oh and the OP otherworlder hero is also needed to tone down the invasion. Nobody wants the sweet Talvarians to get wiped out, right? But this time the celestial HR department makes a mistake. Alex Solomon is not a teenager, not handsome, and definitely not a Japanese. He is just a regular pot belly millennials who spend most of his time looking at the screen every day, just like the one who reading this now. Totally doesn't meet the goddess's standards. Hence, the beautiful but angry goddess cursed Alex Solomon to become an orc and banish him to the Demon Kingdom with nothing but a ability to access Earth internet. Stuck among demons, Alex Solomon decide if the goddess wants him to be a monster, he’ll be the worst kind possible – a monster with ideas. Armed with memes, wikipedia articles, and misquoted great thinker, he and the demon army set out on a quest for revenge by doing the most disruptive thing that have been proven on earth: Building world peace, freedom, and democracy across Talvaris. One Tomahawk missile at a time.

a story about a power hungry half human half demon boy who was estranged by his childhood friend, best friend and step sister. Kaneki Higanbana was estranged by 3 girls when they got into high school because they fall for a guy name Ryueki itadori. one day he accidentally met Ryueki itadori's childhood friend and crush Natsuki Mizutani who has the ability to see the "color" of a persons soul they soon became friends and as soon they became friends Kaneki told her about him being estranged which made Natsuki mad. though he kept their names a secret. and so Natsuki is doing her best to make him happy. and so their secret friendship had started. and at the same time, the same girls Shino Tanaka (childhood friend), Yuuka Mirai (best friend) and Miku Higanbana/Tachibana(step sister) who felt so much guilt after realizing they've hurt Kaneki so bad. are trying to fix their relationship with him.

[Warning: R18!] Bam! “Where Am I?” Ragnar said As a doctor in his past life, now he wakes up as a Kobold, and of course he gets his system “It's just that…..it's a delivery system? And if I was rated 0 Stars I will get erased from existence? But wait, it even gets multiversal deliveries? “The hell I didn't sign for this!” shouted Ragnar to the sky, his eyes full of tears Little did he knew all the enemies he gonna meats and even the more allies he will form A story of the weakest Kobold in the existence, raises to become the most formidable delivery guy while forming a harem

After the former Grand Sage Azar of Sumeru died unexpectedly of old age, a new Grand Sage—Idris—took his place, inheriting both the highest authority in Sumeru and the grim duty of imprisoning the Dendro Archon, Nahida. Sitting in the very seat that every player once dreamed of destroying, Idris chose to defy all expectations. Instead of repeating his predecessor’s mistakes, he would truly stabilize his rule—and govern this nation himself. When questioned on why he showed no reverence for the gods, Idris replied: “It was the Scarlet King who halted the spread of Sumeru’s corruption. It was the Great Lord Rukkhadevata, the former Dendro Archon, who redeemed the rainforest. And as for Nahida—her only acts have been to tell children fairy tales and to comfort lost souls. Those things… the Akademiya can do just as well!” When Scaramouche demanded to know why Idris wanted him dead, he answered calmly: “Forgiving you—that is God’s business. But from this day forward, in Sumeru… there will be no God.” From the moment Idris ascended to power, Sumeru embarked on a path utterly unlike any before it— a nation ruled by science and reason, displaying what true wisdom truly meant. “I may be a villain,” he said, “but I am also Sumeru’s Grand Sage— the last sage of the Great Lord Rukkhadevata.”

Betrayed by her first love and scarred by an absent, abusive father, Selena Williams has sworn off men and love. But when she meets Nicholas Carson, the irresistible college bad boy, and Mike Simpson, her best friend's protective brother, her carefully guarded heart is thrown into chaos. Caught in a dangerous love triangle, Selena must decide who is worth trusting and who will break her again. This novel is purely fictional. All characters, companies, and events are creations of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to real people or organizations is unintentional.

Hazekaya Hazuki got drunk... and woke up in another world. No hero summoning, no goddess, no cheat skills. Just a hangover and a whole lot of confusion. Dragged into this world by unknown force, he now lives like an aimless adventurer. Wandering from town to town, doing odd jobs just to afford food, grilled meat, and a bed to crash in. No real goal. No grand destiny. Just sightseeing, survival, and wondering how his life got this weird. Things only get stranger when he meets Ellyn, a sharp-tongued cat girl with secrets of her own, and Ridan, a floating spirit with ancient knowledge and too many opinions. Getting dragged into dungeon trouble, noble conspiracies, summoned hero wars, and cursed objects. Hazuki’s just trying to mind his business, enjoy the scenery, and ignore the fact that everyone thinks he’s a crazy guy for talking to someone they can’t see. He’s not a hero. He’s not even trying. But the world seems dead set on dragging him into something bigger, whether he likes it or not.

The ring fit perfectly on Yerina’s slender, white finger. This was already the 12th fitting, so there’s no way I’d mistake the size. A delighted smile naturally spread across my face. It was a smile that came from the satisfying sensation of the ring fitting perfectly, but there’s no way Yerina would know that. As I straightened my kneeling legs and stood up, I found Yerina facing me with a completely flushed face. “…” I was about to say something but stopped. It was truly the moment right before the ending now, but the possibility of Yerina suddenly freezing me solid because of a single misspoken word here wasn’t zero. Fortunately, the atmosphere was good. Yerina, having noticed nothing, closed her eyes and leaned on me as is. Good. If she closed her eyes, there would be no need to manage my expression anymore. Relaxing the tension, I touched Yerina’s white cheek, smooth as a blank sheet of paper, and kissed her lips. ‘Done.’ At that moment, with the sound of trumpets blaring, time stopped in the area. Leaving the frozen Yerina behind, I exited the ice cave. Then, a huge notification window floating in the sky revealed itself. \[Congratulations. You have cleared the game.\]

After losing his parents to a supernatural bounty hunter, genius teen Togata Toriyama deals with grief and loss, while trying to pick up his life he becomes bound to Albert Tick, a centuries-old ghost trapped in a cursed Pocket watch. Now he returns to Japan seeking answers. Now sharing Tick’s powers—and hiding a dangerous yokai form of his own—Togata is pulled into the world of Momo, Okarun, and the others. As strange spirits gather and clues to his parents’ killer resurface, Togata must face a truth he’s never admitted: He isn’t just chasing the supernatural. He’s becoming part of it.