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*Ping!!!* -[Congratulations, you have won the H.E.A.D.I.E.S award for best porn actor, three years in a row!!!] Alex Turner, a struggling accountant, suddenly finds himself in the body of Jason Rivers, Hollywood's golden boy known for his pulverizing roles in the porn industry, after they both suffer near-fatal accidents. Thrilled and overwhelmed by his newfound fame and fortune, Alex discovers he's been granted an additional supernatural gift: [System Activated: Divine Cashback Initialized] [Current Balance: $0] [Spend Money to Make Money!] Now in possession of Jason's connections, influence, and smoking hot body, Alex dives headfirst into the world of celebrity, determined to climb even higher up the social ladder. He quickly learns to leverage the divine rebate system, turning every dollar spent into a multiplied return and reveling in the power it brings. [New Purchase: $1,000 Designer Suit] [Cashback Earned: $5,000] [Level Up! Charm +10] As Alex welcomes the glitz and glamour of Hollywood in Jason's body, he embraces the temptations that come with his newfound wealth and status. With the system as his secret weapon, Alex sets out to become an even bigger star than Jason ever was, enjoying every perk and pleasure that comes his way. And the perks couldn't get bigger than the secret he discovered. "What? A secret cult that runs all of Hollywood?!!!" From luxurious red carpet events to tantalizing escapades with seductive models. As the stakes get higher and the women come in all shapes, colour and sizes, Alex must do two things, survive and spend to earn!! ***** Additional tags: #Exhibitionism #Voyeurism #Harem #Supernatural #AdultContent #Romance ...

After being transmigrated into a comedic yuri novel as a hapless cannon fodder male character, Luo Wusheng desire one thing only, and that is to survive the incoming battle that would eradicate every member of his Sect. However, the developments of things seem to be spiralling out of his control. After a year full of hardwork, he noticed that some of the original Protagonist Harem Member, who are supposed to be into girls, behaved a little bit weird around him. Soon, he realized why. The Holy Maiden of the Demon Sect has a secret crush on him. The Empress of the Immortal Nation wants to have him as her consort. The Nine-Tailed Fox Netherqueen, the Monarch of the Netherkin Nation, wants to be his mate till the end of time. “Little Yuli! Aren’t you the original main character? Aren’t they all your girl? Please get them off me!” Facing the surrounding sharks, Luo Wusheng cried for help. As the original main character of this Yuri-Themed Xianxia World, the Protagonist nodded her head, and with a determination expression on her face, she answered, “You are right, the only one who can have you is me!” Luo Wusheng, feeling stupified at her word, can only stare in shock toward the incoming meteor that is the female sword cultivator. Luo Wusheng: ???, What's wrong with these girls??

Song Jie transmigrated into the world of Full-Time Mage and became the weakest Light Mage in the early stages! However, his Light magic… can mutate—which is seriously strange! When he cast Bright Purification on a demon, its body exploded instantly, creating a massive blast! Song Jie smirked evilly. “Did you not eat? You can’t even break through my defense!” Opponent: “You’re going too far!!” Later on, Song Jie stood proudly with his hands behind his back. “Who said Light Super Magic can only attack a single target? I, Song Jie, am the first to disagree!” High above, golden light rained down from the heavens— One sky-splitting sword after another descended from the clouds… From that moment on, not only did the Light Element take a path of no return, but every other element also started to go completely off track. Passerby A: “Wait, aren’t there only supposed to be two summoned beasts at the mid-level? Why does he have four? That’s insane!” Passerby B: “Doesn’t he only have three elements? Then why does it look like he’s mastered every type of magic!?”

Victor was reborn into the pirate world and married the Empress, Boa Hancock, right from the start! Victor: It’s fine… I just don’t feel like working hard anymore. Boa Hancock: Husband, there’s no need to work hard. I’ll support you. Victor only wanted to live peacefully with the Empress forever, but fate had other plans. When Luffy arrived… The system suddenly activated! “Ding! Option one: Accompany the Empress to Marineford and receive a special Thunder Fruit as a reward!” “Ding! Option two: Stop the Empress from going to Marineford and receive ten Strength Pills as a reward!” Marineford War Victor: Pirate or Marine—if they dare mess with my wife, I’ll kill them! Boa Hancock: (≧▽≦*) As expected of the man I fell in love with…

Check Out: I Am Not a Pro Fourteen years ago, the youngest daughter of the Sunayana family vanished without a trace. Years of searching and when the family finally finds her, they discover one tiny problem. Their long-lost daughter isn't the sweet little girl they imagined. She is Maya. An orphan living in a small rented house in the countryside. She has no influential connections and absolutely no interest in complicated family affairs. At least, that's what she believes. Then she meets Mahi, the terrifyingly influential head of the Sunayana family. Everything seems perfectly ordinary — until Maya notices the bracelet on Mahi's wrist and suddenly her peaceful little life begins to look suspiciously doomed. Because, the universe has decided, "Let's add some chaos." A NOTE: Attention, dear readers. Looking for a dozen handsome characters competing for the fl lead's attention? Please stop. Maya has enough problems without adding romantic complications to the list. TAG: Female Protagonist UPDATE SCHEDULE: 4–10 Chapters/ Week CHAPTER LENGTH: 3,000 – 4,500 Words WARNING: Maya isn't a perfect angel. If you want a sweet heroine who helps everyone and always does the right thing, this might not be your cup of tea. But if you're here for family drama and a protagonist who might be the biggest source of chaos in her own life — Welcome. Enjoy the Chaos. ———— I'm a new writer, so please forgive any spelling or grammar mistakes. I am still learning and trying to make this novel better with every chapter.

In his dream, Leo found himself transported into the Marvel Universe—only to be inexplicably captured by the Time Variance Authority (TVA). Just when things couldn’t get worse, he finally heard the long-awaited system’s voice! “Ding! Extracting Loki’s Frost Giant physique!” “Ding! Extracting Jean Grey’s Phoenix Force!” “Ding! Extracting Tony Stark’s Iron Man armor set!” “Ding! Devouring Iceman’s cryokinetic ability!” “Ding! Devouring Thanos’s Eternal body!” Extract what you want—devour what you don’t! “Hey, purple potato—what do you think these are?” “What!? Dozens of Infinity Stones!?” Thanos coughs up blood. Dead.

(Follow the ship + Time Travel + Comedy + Flirtatious + Passionate) Sandy, an orphan from the 21st century, accidentally travels to the world of One Piece. From that moment on, the Straw Hat Pirates’ journey takes a wild turn, becoming even more outrageous and chaotic… Luffy: “Hey Sandy, what are you doing?” Sandy flicks his hair dramatically: “Listen, Luffy, a man’s hairstyle is his soul. You can cut off the head, spill the blood—but the hairstyle must never be messed up!” Luffy’s eyes light up. “So this is a man’s romance?” Then Sandy and Luffy throw their arms over each other’s shoulders and shout together, “Romance! Romance!” Nami explodes: “If you two idiots jump around one more time, the boat’s going to capsize! Cut it out!” Author’s Note: This translation fanfic has been attempted by many writers, but none have ever finished it. So I’ve decided to take on the challenge myself and complete it. If you enjoy this story, please support me so I can keep going!

“I know you are wealthy, Tyrion Lannister. As the younger son of Casterly Rock, you live in luxury and have guards and noble status. You do not need a friend like me.But now you have come to tell me that the stars are favoring me. Please, stand up for me in court.” “To be honest, I do not care in the slightest whether the stars favor you, and I never said I wanted to be your friend.” “Then at least hire me, Ser Tyrion.” In the depths of the Red Keep, Ser Odin asked desperately. If he wanted to eat, to live, to return to his home one day, there was only one path left—Become a knight whose very presence means money.

As conspiracies begin to surface and panic spreads through Hogwarts, a mysterious Q&A space suddenly appears, pulling several people inside. Then, an odd question is posed to everyone: “What is the main reason Draco keeps provoking Harry?” A: Jealousy of Harry’s fame and reputation B: Draco’s inherently dark nature C: Draco deeply loves Harry, and that love turned into hatred D: He’s not entirely sane and wants to destroy Harry if he can’t have him Everyone turns to look at Draco. Draco: “Why is everyone staring at me like they’re about to eat me alive? I’m freaking out here. What do I do? Someone please help—urgent!”

In today's world people started gaining super powers. Shortly after something known as duel deals changed modern society in total. People left and right have dropped their weapons and precipitated in showdown duels.

After transmigrating into the Dragon Ball universe, he awakens as Vegeta, the proud Saiyan Prince who has just fled Earth after his failed invasion. But from that moment on, this is not the same Vegeta everyone knows. Kakarot is destined to remain the eternal second place. Starting with Frieza, every powerful enemy that appears in the future will fall before Vegeta’s strength! … Years later, standing firm in his latest transformation, Vegeta faces his eternal rival — Beerus, the God of Destruction. With a proud smirk, he declares: “Call me… Super Vegeta!”

Lin Wan’er was betrayed, poisoned, and left to die in the cold shadows of the Marquis’ residence. Yet Heaven granted her a second chance. Reborn with memories intact, she awakens not as the naive girl of yesterday, but as a woman whose charm is sharper than any blade. In the grandeur of ancient courtyards, she dismantles schemes with a smile, turning enemies into pawns. But fate is not content with a single rebirth. When lanterns fade and neon lights rise, Wan’er opens her eyes again — this time in bustling modern Beijing. Armed with centuries of wisdom and a beauty that captivates both emperors and CEOs, she must navigate boardroom battles, campus rivalries, and a love that transcends time itself. From palace intrigue to corporate warfare, Wan’er’s journey is one of resilience, allure, and unstoppable transformation. Every step she takes leaves whispers in her wake: “She is too charming… too dangerous… too unforgettable.”

Loren, who started with a combat power of 820, transmigrated into the Dragon Ball world and only wanted to eat, sleep, and live like a salted fish. Then, the God-level Selection System activated! [Ding! Major threat detected: Raditz (combat power 1500)! This enemy will seriously endanger your future life!] [Choice 1: Follow the salted fish lifestyle! Escape immediately! Reward: “Perfect Breath Hiding” experience card!] [Choice 2: Remain a true salted fish forever! Face Raditz head-on! Reward: Combat power increases by 20,000 points! Saiyan-exclusive combat skill unlocked!] Loren: “Thanks for the invitation. I just woke up on Earth. If I want to sunbathe peacefully from now on, Raditz… you’re in my way.” System prompt: [Choice confirmed! Reward of 20,000 combat power points obtained! Congratulations to the host for learning ‘Air Dance Mastery’!] Daily task: [Sunbathe under Karin Tower for one hour] → Combat Power +15 Daily task: [Eat a full meal and take a nap] → Combat Power +10 After returning from intense training, Vegeta discovered that Loren’s combat power had risen again. He was shocked. “How the hell are you getting this strong?!” Loren yawned. “I just woke up. Maybe I leveled up in my sleep.” Frieza: “The emperor of the universe has arrived! Kneel!” Loren: “Tsk. Anyone who interrupts my nap has to die. Frieza, for the sake of my comfortable life, I’m beating you up first.” Android 18: “Hey, Loren… want to go fishing on an uninhabited island tomorrow?” Loren: “Hmm… sure. As long as you don’t disturb my sleep.”

[Ding, the Perverted System has been successfully bound…] [The host only needs to perform system-approved perverted actions to earn Pervert Points and continuously grow stronger!] Ace, who transmigrated into the Pokémon world, was completely stunned. “Holy crap?!” When it comes to being a pervert, he’s never lost to anyone. “With a system, who the hell still wants to be a Pokémon Master?!” With absolute shameless conviction, Ace declared: “From today onward, I swear to become the greatest pervert in the entire Pokémon world!” [Pokémon] [Queen of Ten Thousand Females – Female Furry] [Starting From Pallet Town] [Invincible]

After transmigrating into the world of Demon Slayer, Ryuya found himself adopted by Muzan Kibutsuji and taken in as Kokushibo’s apprentice to learn Moon Breathing. As the newly named “young prince” of the demon world, Ryuya proudly declared that with this identity, he could walk through every corner of demon territory without a single worry. Muzan Kibutsuji: He’s such a filial son. I’m dying of filial piety over here. I totally don’t want to kill his father alongside Tamayo. Absolutely not. Doma: I treat Young Master Ryuya like a noble heir. But the young master always insists on treating me to wisteria flower tea and taking me outside to ‘get some sunshine.’ He’s so considerate! Gyokko: Young Master Ryuya is a hypocrite. He calls my pottery asymmetrical—then turns around and secretly sells it for money! Nakime: With Young Master Ryuya’s praise and recognition, my playing has improved so much. My biwa echoes beautifully through the castle now!

Kaien transmigrated into the ninja world dreaming of fame and beauties, only to arrive after the Fourth Great Ninja War had ended, leaving him feeling lost and pointless. Just as he questioned his existence, a red-haired woman took him in, and he awakened the Make-Out Paradise System, finally finding a new purpose. Ino: Sai is too quiet and emotionless for me sometimes. But when Kaien talks to me, I feel excitement and warmth I’ve never felt before. Sakura: Sasuke is almost never home, and it leaves me frustrated. When Kaien is around, I feel noticed and cared for in a way that makes my heart waver. Hinata: Naruto is always buried in office work, and I don’t want to trouble him. Kaien pays attention to my feelings, and being near him makes me feel truly seen. Kushina: Naruto is my pride, but Kaien is the one who stayed by my side when I felt lonely. Deep in my heart, he brings me a different kind of happiness. Tenten: I train hard every day, but few people truly notice me. Kaien looks at me with admiration, and it makes my heartbeat faster. Tsunade: I’ve seen countless men in my life, and most disappoint me. But Kaien’s confidence and sincerity stir something in me I thought I’d buried long ago.

Reborn as Drogon, the mighty black dragon in Game of Thrones, the protagonist soon discovers an unexpected problem— Daenerys can hear his inner thoughts. Drogon: “These two silly dragons really need proper training. If they keep dying so easily, it’ll be a disgrace to our entire dragon race.” Daenerys: “Jhiqi, don’t feed Rhaegal and Viserion separately anymore. Let them fight for their food…just don’t let them kill each other!” Tyrion Lannister: “Oh my dragon queen…” Drogon: “The Imp is perfectly capable of being the Hand of the King.” Daenerys: “Tyrion, I appoint you as my Hand.” Tyrion: “But… I’m a Lannister.” Daenerys: “I believe in you.” Drogon: “The Queen’s been a bit temperamental these past two days… is it that time of the month?” With Drogon’s brutally honest commentary constantly leaking into Daenerys’s ears, the Mother of Dragons begins to reshape her destiny—dragons, politics, and unexpected comedy all included.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs. Discord server: linktr.ee/FriJie

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"I used to be just an ordinary boy living a simple, uneventful life… until the day I died. Now? I'm not even sure what "normal" means anymore. But honestly… I kind of prefer it this way. After all, who would want to be ordinary when you could be a wizard? Especially the greatest wizard of all time! …Well, maybe not the greatest—yet." ----------------- Ethan Night was just an ordinary teenager — a passionate fan of the Harry Potter universe. But after an unexpected death, he awakens in a world that feels all too familiar: the Wizarding World itself. Now living among spells, mysteries, and magical creatures, Ethan discovers that he's far from an ordinary wizard. Within him lies a set of unique abilities... a primal power that sharpens his body, mind, and soul, making him something far beyond human. With war looming on the horizon and determined to change the fate of his favorite characters, Ethan decides to carve his own path in the wizarding world and rewrite the story himself. He'll make allies and enemies, defy destiny, master his powers, and grow stronger — all to protect those he loves and keep the true essence of magic alive. In a world of wands and war, one wizard carries the soul of a beast. ****************************************** Support me on Patrëon (/Se7enX)! You'll get access to advanced chapters and help keep me motivated to write even more. Thank you so much for reading and supporting this story! ****************************************** Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or its universe — all rights belong to J.K. Rowling. The only things that belong to me are my original characters (OCs) and the unique twists added to the storyline.