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There once upon-a-time roamed a boy. The boy went from a baby to a toddler. Then from a toddler to a child. Then a child to a boy. Then from a boy to a man. But, no matter how old he grew, no matter how much time passed, he kept on pondering and pondering, if people reflected on their existence, then what did existence reflect on? No matter if he was crawling on all fours with pacifier, drawing a red house on a green hill with a painting brush, fishing for big and small fishies in his small, little boat, skinning a deer he had caught, or even sleeping, the question persisted. No matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't reach the answer. He became a tutor, a teacher, a killer, a hacker, a criminal, until there was once thing he still did not become. A God. Being subjected to a heavily traumatizing event, Bl_nk now wakes up to only to find himself in a game called 'The Adventure of the Hero: IX' he had once played a long time ago, where he finds a world filled with swords and magic, a magical academy, demons, high-ranked devils, dragons, and advanced technology Follow the story of Bl_nk, the eighth mechanism of the universe, as he navigates through worlds, universes, multiverses, and the omniverse. gathering the rest of the eight mechanisms, fighting against ancient and outer gods, becoming a tutor of a certain, little daughter-of-a-demon-king, put on a witch hunt of eldritch cosmic horror entities, attending an academy with the protagonist, heroines, villains, villainesses, and even a transmigrated third-rate final boss, meeting witches, creating sects, meeting the 9 goddesses, going against both Orthodox and Unorthodox churches, and many more! This is the story of a boy that had nothing, the story of the boy who knew the price of zer0, the legend of the boy known as 'The Happy'. The Boy who had a broken God Complex ---------------------- WARNING: This novel delves into themes of madness, insanity, and distorted realities. As the story progresses, it may change your perception and evoke unsettling emotions. Reader discretion is advised. Take care to recognize when to step back if you feel overwhelmed.

Kakashi fell to his knees, trying his hardest to stem the flow of tears from his eyes and clutching a hand to his chest, trying his hardest to stop the ache coming from his heart. Neither was successful. "Best. Team. Ever." He declared, weeping tears of joy—In which Naruko is a pervert, Satsuki is gullible and Sakura is the only sane woman.

Reborn as Javier De Armand, the youngest son of a lower rank noble household, former salaryman Nakamura Junichi faces a world of privilege, chaos, and responsibility.From his earliest days as a baby to his rise as a formidable adult, Javier’s life is anything but simple., Javier must navigate the expectations of noble society while pursuing his own freedom and dreams. As he grows, he learns that nobility comes with its burdens—managing territories, forging alliances, defending against enemies, and earning the respect of both his peers and the commoners he vows to protect. But life as a noble is no fairy tale. Rival families scheme for power, enemy threaten the borders, and kingdoms teeter on the brink of war. Being the youngest son places Javier in a unique position. Neither the heir nor the spare, he must carve out his own role within his family and society. With his sharp mind, decisive personality, and memories of his past life, Javier takes on challenges that many would shy away from.Recruit allies and build his own influence, carefully balancing his desire for independence with the duties expected of him as a noble. Along the way, he must navigate family dynamics, political challenges, and his ambition to leave a lasting mark on this fantastical world. In a realm where strength, wit, and cunning reign supreme, Javier's journey blends humor, slice-of-life moments, and lighthearted chaos as he crafts his own destiny while keeping those closest to him by his side.

The Emperor has no head. Literally. Born to rule—just not with a head. Too young to wear a crown. Too cursed to bear it. His head won’t stay on. It talks. It judges. It bites. But if the head plots, and the body still dreams... Who truly rules?

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[18+] Finding a lack of motivation for anything in life, the young man reflects on the purpose of his existence, hating the idea of becoming a gear in society’s machine until death. Attracting the attention of an irresponsible deity, he’s brought into a new world, given a new name, and left alone with nothing but basic training and a mysterious sword. Never attaining a lover in his previous life, he decides to live up to his desires in the next. His harem-filled dreams start with a young woman with horns in the slave market.

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An ex fan of steven universe is transported to their world when he decides to give the show one last chance. Now stuck in a universe out to get earth he has to ensure his safety by gaining unexpected power. Jujutsu Kaizen (Adaption) Watch as our Mc uses his knowledge of the plot to really survive in a world that needed rebellion.

A 17-year-old reformed addict unexpectedly dies and finds himself reincarnated in the body of Blitzo, the ambitious imp from Helluva Boss. Armed with knowledge of modern business and future events, he sets out to transform his new life and build the most successful, and perhaps most surprisingly efficient, operation in Hell. Watch as he uses his skills to strengthen his team, turn old rivals into allies, and confront the demons of his past, all while navigating the treacherous and bizarre underworld he now calls home. With each step, he pushes the boundaries of what it means to survive—and thrive—in a world where every day is a fight for power. Cashapp: Baker1011Kb Art by: Ether

Everyone goes to the academy to become a hero... But I'd rather sell drugs to heroes! The main character got addicted to drugs and sold the female character to me? The female characters are begging for hashish! What's going on? And while everyone at the academy is focused on becoming a hero, no one notices me behind the scenes.

Inside a quiet pavilion located inside one of the Heavenly Sky Kingdom’s four largest cultivation sects, a young man slowly opened his eyes with a helpless expression as he gazed down towards the fog located at the base of the mountain that the pavilion was located on top of. Not only was he the youngest Core Elder in the history of a large cultivation sect, but he was also someone who had transmigrated over with a system! The system in question wanted him to train up disciples and in turn help him get stronger! But there was one major problem in all of this… He didn’t have any disciples! Ding~! Talk about great timing... ____________________________ Release Schedule: 7-14 chapters a week ____________________________ If you are interested in LitRPG, I'm writting another novel called [Reincarned as a Lizard]. A side novel, I write on it when I need something other than Xianxia.

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Cassian Ven Dyke, the bastard son of a powerful ducal family, grew up in the slums of Veldora under the care of his father figure, sword master Russel. When Russel passed away, Cassian was left with only a silver necklace as his inheritance. After putting it on, Cassian was attacked by three psychotic thugs who tortured him in an attempt to steal the necklace. Refusing to give in, Cassian was ultimately stabbed through the heart with the very same necklace. Instead of dying, he mysteriously vanished as the necklace lodged itself in his heart. Just before disappearing, he heard an eerie message echo in his mind: [True mana detected. Origin: Human...] [Human detected. Compatibility with system: Confirmed.] * * * * * * Discord : https://discord.gg/VYpeADXd38

In the post-Hokage era, Naruto Uzumaki, the Seventh Hokage who perished in battle, suddenly wakes up to find himself in a different world. Are you still concerned about the final battle between Boruto and the Ōtsutsuki clan? The reappearance of Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki, the Sage of Six Paths, reveals an unexpected truth. It turns out that the Great Toad Sage’s prophecy was accurate—Boruto Uzumaki is indeed the prophesied child. However, what changed was not the fate of the ninja world, but Naruto's own destiny. The Sage of Six Paths holds the Rinnegan in his left hand and the Time-Space Relic, Plough, in his right. Looking at Naruto before him, he asks once again: "Naruto Uzumaki, if you were to be reborn, tell me—what would you choose?" With unwavering determination, Naruto responds: "I will abandon all hesitation, protect everything in the ninja world at all costs, and make up for the regrets of my past life!" Dear Readers For 120 Advance Chapters Join My Patreon https://www.patreon.com/NF25

When a young female Elderithian named Athena Ardenvain acquired an unknown power from a mystical crystal, she will go on many adventures as the "Light of Elderith"

Akira was an adventurer fascinated by the world’s mysteries, but his life took an unexpected turn when he stumbled upon an ancient bracelet in the ruins of a lost civilization. Before he could react, a mysterious "God" transported him to an entirely new universe—the chaotic and romantic world of To Love-Ru. Now in the body of a high school student, Akira quickly realizes he hasn’t arrived empty-handed. On his wrist is the Omnitrix, the ultimate weapon that grants him unfathomable power. With the ability to transform into powerful aliens and an unyielding determination, he sets his sights on two ultimate goals: becoming the strongest being in the To Love-Ru universe… and winning the hearts of every heroine and sub-heroine along the way! From the energetic and playful Lala to the cold and deadly Yami, from the cunning Momo to the fiery-tempered Yui, Akira will face not only cosmic threats and impossible challenges but also the most outrageous romantic entanglements. Can he master the Omnitrix’s power and carve out a future where love and strength go hand in hand? In a universe full of beauty, danger, and limitless possibilities, Akira won’t settle for anything less than the very top. Things to expect from this fic: 1 - A completely new To Love-Ru story (only the beginning will be similar). 2 - This fic is much more serious than the original To Love-Ru. 3 - No Yuri. 4 - No Netorare. 5 - Netori. 6 - A protagonist who gradually becomes OP. 7 - Much more developed relationships. 8 - The heroines won’t fall in love with the protagonist instantly—except for a select few. 9 - The protagonist is kind to his women but ruthless toward anyone who tries to harm them or himself. 10 - Chapters will be between 1,600 and 1,900 words. 11 - Updates every 2 to 3 days due to limited time. 12 - Only the firsts time of each girl will be describe (I mean sex), the next ones will be mentioned but no described (except for special chapters such as an Oyakodon) 13 - I'll update the list if I remember something important.

All Princess Mei-Ling ever wanted was a choice. Not duty. Not destiny. And definitely not a marriage to the Demon Emperor—a creature of nightmares cloaked in power and cruelty. So she runs. Through portals and peril, Mei-Ling escapes the life laid out for her and crashes into a realm of ancient magic and snow-covered forests, where secrets breathe and elves walk in shadows. There, she meets a warrior with eyes like winter—cold, unreadable, and entirely too observant. He’s the kind of danger she should run from… but fate has other plans. As ancient prophecies stir and war looms, Mei-Ling must uncover who she is when no one is watching—beyond the silk, the spells, and the crown she never wanted. Chinese mythology collides with Norse legends in a sweeping tale of rebellion, love, and self-discovery. Because sometimes, freedom doesn’t come from standing still… it begins with a single step into the unknown.

In a world where dreams are a gateway to the unknown, Toby Robinson's life is about to take a dramatic turn. After inheriting the mysterious Dream System, Toby discovers he can venture into the realm of dreams, unlocking supernatural adventures and unimaginable possibilities. But with great power comes great responsibility, and Toby's newfound abilities have caught the attention of unknown forces. As he delves deeper into the world of dreams, Toby must confront the dark secrets surrounding the Dream System's origins and the true intentions of its creators. Will this carefree teenager be able to harness the power of the Dream System to save his world, or will the weight of destiny crush him? Dive into the thrilling adventures of Toby Robinson as he navigates the blurred lines between dreams and reality. [Congratulations, You Have Inherited The Dream System]

“You betrayed me in my first life… Now you kneel in my second.” Ryouma Kazuki died a joke. Betrayed. Forgotten. Used. But death was only his beginning. Reincarnated as Lucius Nachtveil, the final boss of a cursed fantasy world, he wakes up with power beyond logic—and a fate written in blood. Feared by all. Loved by none. Or so he thought... Because something is wrong with this world. The heroines who once betrayed him? Now obsessed with him. The heroes who should slay him? Losing to him. The gods who cursed him? Watching in silence. His body is cursed. His heart is fractured. And his power grows the more he’s hated. Yet no matter how cruel, cold, or chaotic he becomes... They. Can’t. Leave. Him. Alone. From yandere elf assassins to holy angels corrupted by lust, Lucius is surrounded by a harem he never wanted—and a destiny he refuses to follow. But he’ll play their game. He’ll become the villain. The tyrant. The monster. And when the world begs for salvation... They’ll find that only the devil can save them.

What if a different Satoru Gojo awakened after nearly dying at Toji’s hands? One who felt the weight of Riko Amanai’s death far more deeply. Who, instead of asking Geto if he wanted to kill the humans who applauded, simply wiped them out right then and there — with his own hands. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, images or songs featured in this fic. Additionally, I do not claim ownership of any products or properties mentioned in this novel. This work is entirely fanfic.