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"Spread your legs." "Tsk." A slave to the city's system, Lancel was quite literally a slave to a witch whose only love language was torture to him. After a year of humiliation in the Witch City of Riviere, he finally escapes, only to discover something even more dangerous than his captivity. A system that allows him to form contracts with witches… and lets him steal their magic. "Give me your semen, Lancel." But why did they keep taking off his pants? —————————————— More illustrations in the server. Discord: https://discord.gg/zukKB2ppDp

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Li Xiang, a senior office worker, returned to the age of eleven and found himself in a Parallel World with real Pokemon, something he'd always dreamed about. But before he could enjoy his happiness, he discovered he now had a best friend with living parents, a fair appearance, a younger sister, and a commoner background— with his name being as generic as they get— Lin Feng! Shocked, Li Xiang then pieced together his situation and incredulously realized— “I’m not some side character in a novel who has no role in the later part of the story, am I?” Unable to accept this, Li Xiang decides to launch a counterattack against fate! (This book’s setting is a combination of elements from games, animation, manga, side stories, and personal creations.) -------------------------- This work is a Translation. If you're looking for something fresh and new, or if you're fed up of MTL translations and just bad translations in general - this one's for you. Read 25 advance chapters of [Pokemon: I refuse to be a supporting character!] as well as 35 advance chapters of [Pokemon: The Legendary Trainer] exclusively on my Patreon at - patreon.com/Sniperwoof

Kenichi is a detective born with spiritual energy and the ability to confront horrors that ordinary law enforcement cannot perceive. As he navigates his dangerous new reality, he must also uncover the mystery about his family.

*Marry one girl, get six more inside her, become a harem with 7 wives with only one body* In a parallel world, where the world has fallen into darkness, with only a few humans left living in domed cities that can walk in the darkness, a young man wakes up next to his school building after being struck by two watermelons on his head. When he wakes up, he realizes that everything has changed, as he has come from the real world. In the real world, he is a fat, cross-eyed, and antisocial young man, though this is not his fault, as his appearance makes him shunned. Strangely, the entire school is the same, even the people are identical, except they look more like military than students. This is the adventure of a young man and his wife, where every student who has reached the age of 15 must marry and have children for the survival of humanity which is almost extinct, such is the pressure from the government. However, his wife is very unusual. The young man is not only married to one body and one identity, but also to six other identities, each with their own form, extraordinary powers, and combat abilities that could cause a second apocalypse. They also have distinct personalities. When the young man transforms, all seven become so infatuated with him that they attack anyone near him. How will the young man cope with having seven wives in one body, each with their own personality? And how will their love story unfold? PS : Please give honest review, many thanks for reading, have a good life. FB : Dajo Gunz

Earth 3002. A near-future world reshaped by advanced technology, hidden powers, and the slow fracturing of everything humanity thought it controlled. Three continents divide the planet — Corelia, the political and technological heart of civilization. Varakesh, a vast and unstable land ruled by chaos, crime, and rebellion. And Aerion, a mysterious floating continent whose very existence raises questions no one has been able to answer. In this world, heroes do not arrive as legends. They are created, hunted, questioned, and judged. The Aegis is the story of Earth 3002's first team of heroes — not a story told all at once, but one built arc by arc, hero by hero. Each arc follows one hero through their origin, their battles, and the events that shaped them into something the world had never seen before. And when every story has been told — they will all converge. Together, for the first time, as one team facing the greatest threat their world has ever known.

Kira is an adventurous girl, who finds pleasure in n doing things worth her time and living happily. what happens when an unknown stalker comes after her and her so many mysteries start to unfold. ***** Join her in this journey of finding love, unfolding mysteries and self love

Tonight, Cecilia’s heart was ripped from her chest to break her bond with Arzhen. The Weretiger King’s son, the man she had been bonded to for seven years, had mercilessly taken her life. Who could blame him, really? Cecilia was just a fake Saintess, after all. When the real love of his life, the true Saintess Ruby Vaiva, emerged to reclaim her legitimate title, it was all over for Cecilia. Cast away by the very people she had saved through sheer will and intellect, all in favor of a divine cheat, she knew no one was coming to save her. But as her eyes grew heavy and the world began to fade, a notification suddenly popped into her mind. DING! [Capturable Love Interest detected! Would you like to roll for Five Star Love Interest, Oathran Alicei? You have 10 free rolls!] [Yes/No] Ah. So there was a man dying nearby, too… Wait... Oathran Alicei? The Dragon Lord?! [Warning! Five Stars Love Interest Exclusive Banner is about to expire! Roll?] [Yes/No] Alright, alright! Roll! *** [Let’s start! This is the Beast Gacha System, where you can get countless rewards and bond with any beast, as many as you like!] *** The Dragon Lord she swore to kill: “It wasn’t a prophecy, it was an oath. Your oath. To me.” He wanted to die by her hands. He must. “It was about dying at the hands of the one person I respected. The one person who promised to take the burden from me. You.” “And if I say you are a saintess, then you are.” *** The Alpha Werewolf, her uncle-in-law: “You think there’s a measurement for sin?” “If we are going to get you with child, it will be done properly. Ideally, in front of that precious nephew of mine. Let him have a front-row seat to his legacy being… superseded.” “God forbid a man finds creative motivation.” *** The Werelion Pride King who 'hated' her: “So what if it’s wrong? Be wrong, and live.” “Let me tell you one thing, Cecilia. If you die, even if it was the right thing to be… it’s still wrong.” “If you die, the world will be wrong.” “And a wrong world must perish.” *** [17+ NSFW, Reverse Harem, BeastsXHuman, Revenge, System, Dragon, Werelion, Werewolf, 3 Male Leads] Existing smut chapters: Ch. 16, 26, 51, 52, 68, 69, 70, 72, 81, 82, 83, 104, 105, 106, 117, 118, 119, 121, 138, 139, 140, 184, 185, 187, 220, 231 & 246 (for now)

In a world he thought was only fiction, a second chance at life comes with a secret advantage. After being reborn as the son of a high-ranking general, Bradley Naird discovers a mysterious, game-like System screen that reveals his hidden potential. No longer just an ordinary kid, he sees this power not as a cheat code, but as a roadmap to greatness on the basketball court. Now, living in a Los Angeles neighbourhood straight out of a sitcom, he must navigate the chaotic world of the Pritchetts and Dunphys from Modern Family while honing his unique abilities. He leads his team in high-stakes games where every strategic thought and every point scored is a step towards becoming a legend. But in a world full of beloved characters and unexpected drama, can a kid with a supernatural secret outwit his opponents on the court and in life? ___________________________________________________________________ The MC is OP but in a measured manner not over the top. This is not a harem and never will be. You can expect exploration of other sitcoms and American media in the future arcs. ___________________________________________________________________ THIS IS NOT A TRANSLATION. The story will be published with 5 chapters every week. Chapters will be a minimum of 2000 words. Bonus chapter for every 600 Power Stones.

Noah, a 21-year-old guy with an average life and being a weeb, kicked out, and lonely, would find himself facing death after a bright light made its way towards him. However, that wasn't his end as he soon woke up to find himself in the body of a monster spider! As he comes to terms with his new existence, he finds out the mysteries of the world and explores it, realizing things he never knew before. ------------- Extra Tags: Monster, Male MC, Survival, Gore, ------------- Upload Schedule: Daily Chapter Length: 1200 - 2000+ ------------- Note: My MC will not be the usual kind person. He will become someone different over time as he lives longer as a monster, changing to be more monstrous, but not in an edgy way.

# My Body Development System Won’t Stop Upgrading Me?! Dorian was perfectly fine being a campus menace. Okay — maybe not fine. He was tall, overweight, chronically insecure, and violently allergic to mirrors. But as long as he stayed at the top of the social food chain, nobody could laugh at him first. Then he stole the wrong wallet. Inside it was a ring. He put it on. And that was the worst decision of his life. > BDS ACTIVATED. > Host Status: Catastrophic. > Beginning emergency upgrades. Now Dorian has a system. A glow-up system. A body optimization system. A system that promises to turn him into the ultimate version of himself. There’s just one small problem. Every time he levels up: * He loses weight. * He gets more handsome. * His charisma increases. * And one very specific stat goes up by exactly one inch. It was funny at Level 1. Concerning at Level 3. Terrifying at Level 7. Now Dorian has a new problem: The more popular he becomes, the more attention he gets — and the more the system keeps rewarding him. And it won’t stop upgrading him. With jealous rivals, confused professors, accidental fan clubs, and a system that thinks “bigger is better” is a life philosophy— Dorian must decide: Does he stop leveling up… Or does he see how far this absurd evolution can go? > Warning: Overdevelopment may result in catastrophic consequences.

In the elf kingdom Saltus, on the outskirts of the capital Medio. Baoba and his squad are departing to start the grand hunt. They have been preparing a long time, while the Lord, their sworn enemy, grew in power. Against them, a human team, in the same conditions, try to take them by speed. If the humans win, it's the end of Saltus, and if no one kills him, it's the end of the world. We follow the elven team as they struggle through a densely populated cursed forest, mostly trying not to die, and, maybe fulfill their purpose.

Transmigrated into the world of Shadow Slave, Hermes awakens an unusual Aspect: Grand Alchemist. While others fight monsters with brute strength and lofty ambition, Hermes studies the logic beneath the system. He sees what others cannot. He inscribes what others only dream of. He breathes life into creations that grow as he grows. To him, runes are not sacred. Aspects are not absolute. They are formulas. And formulas can be rewritten. In a world where power is forged through suffering, Hermes will not simply endure. He will rewrite the rules.

After transmigrating, Lucian awakens an Impersonation System. The longer he plays a role—and the sharper and more distinctive its traits—the greater the rewards he earns. The Napoleon of Crime, Professor Moriarty. Dr. Watson… And so, his life becomes a relentless performance of multiple identities. By day, he is Watson Doyle, the loyal chronicler who follows the great detective and pens her biography. By night, he slips into a white tailcoat, becoming an elegant phantom thief—the Crime Emperor who toys with Scotland Yard as if it were a child’s game. But the true nightmare is this: His angelic underclassman Mary… is the real Professor Moriarty. Years later, the three of them will still remember that rain-soaked night in Devonshire. Back then, Lucian came to become Charlotte’s hope— yet died to protect Moriarty’s life. And so— The Detective Lady: “I won, Moriarty… He said it like that—covered in blood. Fine. I’ll grant them their ending.” The Criminal Professor: “I lost. Eyes don’t lie. Then I’ll die in the sea.” Lucian: What is this supposed to be—some kind of battlefield where nobody confessed, yet I still got moved to tears and shoved toward the other person!?

Release schedule: At least 2 chapter per day - sometimes more, depending on the power stones received In a world governed by prophecy and tragic destiny, a mysterious purple toad named Gamakon awakens in Mount Myoboku, possessing an "all-knowing" perspective that sees the "finer branches" of a future leading to ruin. Armed with information that shouldn't exist, he forms a secret pact with Minato Namikaze and Jiraiya, setting out to surgically remove the tragedies that define the shinobi world. The mystery begins with a single revelation: the impossible identity of the Masked Man. By exposing the truth before the Nine-Tails’ release, Gamakon ensures the survival of Minato and Kushina, breaking the cycle of hatred before it can consume the Hidden Leaf. However, this is only the first ripple in a massive sea of change. Internal rot like Danzo is purged, and the Uchiha massacre is traded for total village integration, with Itachi and Shisui serving as the Fourth Hokage’s direct disciples. But as history is rewritten, a new, surreal era of scientific industrialization dawns. Traditional kunai are replaced by Chakra Rifles, and Orochimaru is redeemed as a state scientist to construct the "Zero Unit"—a 20-meter Mecha piloted by Jiraiya to defend the planet. As the Otsutsuki Clan descends from the stars to harvest the world's life force, the scale of the conflict shifts from village skirmishes to planetary defense. Wood-be enemies are forced into an unprecedented Shinobi Alliance, even taking the desperate step of resurrecting the Goddess Kaguya to serve as a deterrent against her own family. In this high-stakes game of gods and technology, readers are left to wonder: in a world where the future is no longer set in stone, what is the ultimate price for cheating fate? Fanfiction Male Lead Action Adventure Comedy Transmigration Strategist Naruto Uchiha Redemption

Sora Uchiha first a reincarnator and now a transmigrator, awakens in a strange medieval land. Whitout family nor purpouse, he searches one by playing as "Sebastian Phantomive" the "perfect buttler" of the Stark's family. The "panthomive menace", or as they tend to call him, "Black buttler" _ Not a translation, will be as short as possible and this is a fanfic, so screw canon. A little warning, its been years since I last saw the show (did not read the books) so consider this an AU, so inconsistences are to be expected (I tried to patch them up with the wiki but oh well). Also, while he will be known as sebastian phantomive, he only uses the name because that was a perfect buttler. He is not a demon but will have access to Naruto's bullshit power levels. Because yes. I also publish in fanfiction.net under the name silvercrow99

Jerry got himself stranded to a deserted island in One Piece World, Gifted with a system that help him get stronger with daily task to fish, he become stronger and stronger. All he want is to travel, experience the world, and finding a good fishing spot. First part of the Blues will be a fast burn before slowing down at the new world. System daily task add attribute to Jerry stat, and most quest is plot device to help Jerry. This is a translation and edit of : Pirates: There is no prohibition of fishing in Marijoa. 海贼：玛丽乔亚也没写禁止钓鱼啊 Author: 豆浆泡面条 I have advance chapter available at [email protected]/goldengaruda up to 50+ chapter ahead

A crossover fanfiction merging Marvel, Wanted, John Wick, and more. After killing Sloan and destroying the Loom of Fate, Smith Doyle becomes the new leader of the Fraternity. Raised inside the organization, he wields a Dragon Ball Z Dokkan Battle System. With the Dragon Balls active in this world, Shenron's wishes will grant him 3 draw for Character Templete, Item and Partner From DB World. Support me at [email protected]/GoldenGaruda You'll get early access to over 50 chapters

Through the Sky Screen’s broadcast, Kaito summons heroes from other worlds and wields strange tools to twist reality itself. With the system he embraces the art of deception—fabricating half-true, half-false futures that even the wisest cannot ignore. Pirates, Marines, and Celestial Dragons alike are forced to accept these visions, no matter how absurd, as if stripped of every defense. In this false future, Buggy the Clown emerges as a nightmare reborn. After twenty years of secret training, his Devil Fruit awakening is said to hold enough power to shatter the Red Line. Former Shichibukai rally to his banner as sworn brothers, and even the Marine’s legendary hero Garp is proclaimed slain at his hands. Behind the laughter hides a vast conspiracy, one that threatens to upend the balance of the world itself.

"System, how do I make friends?" [Simple. Only the strong are worthy of friendship.] "I get it! So if I beat them up, they have to be my friends!" [...Close enough.] Naruto Uzumaki is tired of being alone. When the Ultimate Taijutsu System awakens, it offers him a path to acknowledgement: become the strongest being in existence. Misinterpreting the System's advice, Naruto embarks on a hellish training regimen of self-harm and extreme exercise. He has one simple goal: To "befriend" the entire Ninja World, one knockout punch at a time. Note: This is a comedy/AU fanfic. Expect OP Naruto, heavy misunderstandings, and a loose interpretation of canon lore. This is a Translation and edit of Raw : Naruto's Body Training 横练鸣人 Author: 深夜吃烧烤 more available at : [email protected]/goldengaruda