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In Argent, you have twenty one years to live. On your twenty first birthday, the System assigns you an ability and teleports you beyond the barrier. So far, only four people have ever survived the exile. The reason? The outside is filled with Corruptors, and Corruptors cannot be harmed. They are forces of nature. Walking disasters. You don’t fight them. You just pray they don’t find you. Allaran knows this. He’s known it his whole life. An orphan raised in the warehouses, he spent his days hauling crates from loaders to shelves. Useless work for a useless boy. He made peace with dying long before he ever learned to hope. Then his twenty first birthday came. His ability manifested. Switch. The power to change the location of two things. A joke. A warehouse clerk’s trick in a world where survival depends on being extraordinary. What he didn’t know was that his useless power could do something no one had ever done before. Kill the unkillable. The Corruptor’s head landed in his hands. The eye blinked once. Twice. Then went still. And the System lit up with words no living human had ever seen: You Slayed [King Emi – Level ???] XP Threshold Met. [Leveling Up]. In that instant, something Argent had never known was born. Hope.

Synopsis: SLOTH: COSMI-NAPPER Leo Vance, the self-proclaimed "Grand Master of Elegant Sloth," has perfected his life philosophy: total comfort and minimal effort. Yet, when a catastrophic cosmic flicker destabilizes all reality, Leo's accidental nap activates the Dream Weaver Protocol, forcing the reluctant slacker to become the multiverse's most unlikely savior. Leo's power is Cosmic Inertia (Ultimate Sloth), which stabilizes reality only when he achieves absolute stillness. This forces him into an agonizing paradox: his heroism demands he rest, while his conscience demands he act. He must now hunt the lost Lumina Seeds—the keys to stability—which are hidden behind psychological trials. Tasked with commanding his chaotic genius is Astrid Laura, the hyper-efficient Systems Analyst who believes only in quantifiable logic. Their constant, high-friction sparring fuels a rapid-fire enemies-to-lovers dynamic, where their verbal warfare becomes their greatest psychological defense. Joined by a loyal muscle, a cryptic seer, and a chaos wizard, the team must confront the systematic corruption of the Whisper King—an entity that feeds on fear and uses betrayal to sabotage the team's deepest bonds. To win, Leo must sacrifice the core philosophical lie of his life, push his power toward the terrifying Zeroness, and confront the chilling prophecy that success will demand a final, absolute betrayal by the one person he needs most: Astrid. Sometimes, saving reality is less about smashing enemies, and more about strategically falling asleep on the job.

Aanya Lu is a simple, hardworking girl who believes talent and honesty can change fate. She has no idea that her past is soaked in blood—and that her future is walking straight into danger. When she joins one of Shenzhen’s most powerful companies, she catches the attention of Zain Yan—a flawless CEO in the eyes of the world, but a ruthless and broken man behind closed doors. Zain gives Aanya an important project, mentors her, and pulls her closer to him. To Aanya, he is strict but fair. To Zain, she is nothing but a tool. Years ago, Zain lost his mother and younger sister on a blood-soaked night. The man responsible was Lu Kang—Aanya’s beloved uncle, the man she trusted like family. Zain plans to use Aanya to destroy Lu Kang completely. But fate turns cruel. Aanya’s intelligence and hidden strength attract the attention of the underworld’s most feared ruler—the Dragon King. Seeing her as a future threat, he orders her death. For the first time, Zain’s perfect plan collapses. The girl he meant to sacrifice becomes the girl he risks his life to protect. Surrounded by bullets, betrayal, and blood, Zain makes a shocking move— A forced contract marriage. In front of the world—and in front of Lu Kang— Zain declares Aanya as his wife. Now Aanya is trapped in a marriage she never chose, tied to a man full of secrets, and standing at the center of a war she doesn’t understand. Is she merely a pawn in Zain’s revenge? Or the only weakness of the Heartless Wolf? As buried truths rise, as the connection between the Dragon King and Lu Kang is revealed, and as Aanya uncovers why Zain really chose her— It won’t just be love or trust that breaks… but the very cage imprisoning a wounded heart.Note: I am a new writer, so there may be some small mistakes in my novel. Your love and support are my greatest strength.”

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After transmigrating into the world of Naruto, Shimizu Uzuki finds himself at a severe disadvantage—he does not possess any special eyes. So how is he supposed to fight against those Ōtsutsuki beings who travel back and forth between the Earth and the Moon? …… Notes: PS1. This is a pure Naruto transmigration story. There is no system, and no other crossover elements—only an authentic Naruto world. PS2. The writing style leans toward realism. The prose is solid, and this is not an overpowered, brainless wish-fulfillment story. PS3. The synopsis is limited. Please proceed to the main story, and be sure to read the “Read Before Starting” section first.

After entering the book, Gu Lan became the unruly Young Master in the Imperial Family! Beating up the Prince, angrily rebutting the Crown Prince, flirting with the Princess, insulting the Empress Dowager, turning the mischievous Princely Heir into a compliant child, and being ambiguously involved with the Prince raised in the Imperial Court, earning himself the title of the Capital City's top wastrel and Dayan's biggest freeloader. But later, the Young Master could govern the country with his scholarly talents and command the battlefield with his martial skills, becoming the pillar of the state! ...... In order to escape her cannon fodder fate, Gu Lan disguised as a man, studied diligently, and strove to become the most handsome young man in the Capital City. But why does that Regent King, who only focuses on career and not on feelings, insist on forming a sworn brotherhood with her? Wait, is it a matrimonial bow? One day--- The Young Master asked, tearfully: Isn't the Regent King uninterested in women? The Regent King pressed closer: What I'm interested in is men. The Young Master said: Great, I'm a woman! The Regent King threw away the incense burner and changed into wedding attire: Then no sworn brotherhood, let's wed. [Female disguise as male, enter the book 1V1, strong couple plot]

Haru Namikaze (No relation to that certain yellow flash ninja) suffered for his powerful teleportation abilities, he is scorned by his Quirkless parents for being different. But for the first time ever, he has formed a goal: he'll put these abilities to use by becoming a hero, at UA High. And he might even find a nice girlfriend along the way.

An ordinary high school student wakes up in the World of Gods—a realm where divine power decides life and death. He has no allies, no strength, and one relentless enemy hunting him at every step.But this boy is no ordinary prey. With sharp intellect and careful observation, he begins to analyze his enemies, predict their moves, and turn even the smallest advantage into a deadly strategy. Every encounter becomes a game of wit, every choice a calculated risk.As he navigates a world of gods, betrayals, and hidden conspiracies, he learns that strength alone cannot save him—but a clever mind can rewrite fate. To survive, to grow, and to eventually challenge the most powerful beings, he must outthink every opponent… before they outthink him.In a world ruled by omnipotent beings, only the one who plans several steps ahead can rise.

Waking up, I found myself transmigrated to the Shinigami world, becoming Kuchiki Shinji, Byakuya Kuchiki's younger brother. But, Kuchiki Shinji panicked. "Damn it, why would the Hōgyoku take the initiative to merge with me??" "Wait, why does Aizen always want me to be involved in his grand schemes?" "Becoming a captain is impossible, Even if I had to starve to death, die in the streets or jump off a building, I absolutely refuse to become a captain." "Shinji, are you going to patrol Karakura Town this time?" "There's only a 90% chance of survival there, Rounding that up means certain death, I'll wait until I'm sure it's safe." "Wait! You're saying Shihouin Yoruichi is my fiancée?" "Then going to Karakura Town isn't entirely out of the question." "But... what about Rukia?" Shinji was lost in thought. --- First World: Bleach 2nd World: One piece 3rd World: Naruto This Is a Translator

Lu Zheng possessed a jade seal which allowed him to transmigrate to an alternate world freely. Initially, he thought that the alternate world which he frequented was but an ordinary ancient civilization. With no particular ambition in mind, he planned to become a merchant and enjoyed the casual life of a rich man. He would find a few pretty maidens to accompany him while he explored the place and enjoyed various delicacies. That would be his ordinary and mundane life. His boring life lasted until the day he gave a beggar who showed up at his doorstep a meal. His jade seal obtained a strand of luck because of his action. Since then, he encountered a fox demon visiting him during the day and a beautiful ghost looking for him at night. The members of the Quanzhen Sect paid him tribute while some Buddhist monks stood in his path. So, it turned out that this world was not ordinary.

Tong Airui was kicked in the ribs by a little girl! The news spread, and his brothers and sisters were instantly in an uproar. "Who is that girl? Let's avenge Fourth Brother!" Who is the little girl? The purple-clad car goddess on the racetrack, the beautiful girl at the chessboard, and she's been bearing a nickname for more than ten years: sweeping star! Eighteen car accidents, and she was present at every one! Sure enough! Whoever meets her is unlucky! But what puzzled Yi Luowa was: Even the dog next door started avoiding her, yet why does that cunning wolf refuse to leave? When she first felt life was meaningless, it was him who tightly held her hand. "As long as I'm alive, the sky won't fall on you!" From then on, her world was bright! [Maid Chapter] One day, Tong Airui was thirsty, "Yi Luowa, I want to drink water!" "Your mouth is below your nose, drink if you want!" a certain woman pouted, glancing at the man sitting beside her and said, "Old Eighth, I'm thirsty." Old Eighth hurriedly brought water to her hand, "Drink it, I've cooled it for you." Yi Luowa happily took a sip, just one sip, before Tong Airui snatched it away with a dark expression. After drinking it in one go, Tong Airui pointed at her nose and shouted, "Remember, you're my maid!" Yi Luowa slapped his hand away, "Tong Airui, you running faster than a rabbit proves you're healed. My days as a maid are over!" [Pampering Wife Chapter] Second Sister: "Tong Fourth, your wife has already beaten Grandpa ten times in a row. If this continues, Grandpa will get sick from anger! Aren't you going to control your wife?" Tong Airui: "If his skills are not as good as others, why insist on playing chess with my wife? That's not something I can control!" Fifth Brother: "Fourth Brother, can't you control my sister-in-law? She's taken eight championships from me!" Tong Airui: "From now on, when your sister-in-law enters a car race, you just don't enter!" Fifth Brother: "The key is, she participates in every race." Tong Airui: "I'll give you ten months to quickly win a championship. After ten months, I can't control her." Fifth Brother: "What's happening?" Tong Airui: "Your sister-in-law is expecting!" [PS: Spoiling text, strong male and female leads, both emotionally and physically pure, one-on-one relationship, continuous pampering. If you like it, please add to your favorites, love you~

A female military doctor is reborn in ancient times and faces drought and famine. Her grandfather is a scoundrel, and her grandmother is vicious; they want to sell her entire family for food. Gu Jinli says: It's a small matter, first deal with the rotten grandpa and evil grandma, then find water to exchange for food, and lead the family through the disaster. Escaping to settle in Dafeng Village, outsiders struggle to fit in and face various oppressions, how to solve it? Gu Jinan says: No problem, brother is a scholar examination master, excelling all the way, from scholar to presented scholar, bringing glory to the family, looking down on scum. Just as life seems to be going well, military chaos erupts, Gu Jinli flips the table, this girl just wants to farm, wars and such, get lost! The young man picked up during the escape: My lady, fear not, your husband is a battlefield maniac, turning from a small soldier to a marquis, ensuring your ten thousand acres of medicinal fields and lifelong peace. PS: A face-slapping, scumbag-abusing farming novel, the main male and female characters are pure in body and mind, with mutual pampering, and a happy ending. [The female lead does not practice medicine but uses medical knowledge to get rich^0^]

Transmigrated into a family of bandits who have just been granted amnesty and ennobled. Father, mighty and brave, loves causing trouble. Mother, beautiful as a flower, loves causing trouble. Brother, handsome and suave, loves causing trouble. ... You ask about her? She is relatively sensible; she just brought back a husband to suppress the household...

[Player Name: Qin Huai Unlocked Illustrations: 0/12 Skills: Dough Fermentation (Intermediate): Your dough fermentation technique has surpassed 99% of breakfast shop chefs nationwide. (0/10000) Stuffing Preparation (Advanced): Your stuffing preparation skill has surpassed 100% of breakfast shop chefs nationwide. (0/100000) ... Evaluation: A novice just starting out] The moment he stepped into the cafeteria, the protagonist of this foodie novel welcomed the successful activation of his system. Qin Huai: A foodie novel, you should have said so earlier! I'm familiar with this! Later on— Qin Huai discovered that this system might not be purely about food. It seemed like some odd elements were added. Even his view of neighbors, friends, guests, and employees started to seem less human... But no problem. When in doubt, take a bite! ----------------------- Game Instructions: 1. This game has a very high degree of freedom; please explore on your own. 2. This game will not interfere with any of the player's choices; please strive to unlock all illustrations. 3. All explanations belong to the game.

An elder asked a young man if he wanted revenge for being humiliated by a strong man and disregarded by his master. The elder offers to pass his power to the young man, who is amazed to find centuries' worth of skill appear on his phone. The power is from the Heavenly Court, where users can borrow without interest for 30 days. The young man worries it might be a 'magic loan,' but the elder assures him that it is safe, as the daily interest is very low. Zhang Yu snorted coldly and closed the ad.

"Here you go, this is your wage for the week." After passing over a small pouch, the woman with her legs crossed behind the desk casually made a 'Check' in a notebook and then, without looking up, waved her hand to dismiss him and said: "Remember to file your taxes... Next!" "Wait a minute!" After pouring out the coins from the pouch and looking at the eight large and one small, totaling nine filthy coins in his palm, Leon couldn't help but widen his eyes in shock, almost wanting to pounce on her and fight to the death right there and then. "Damn it! I just repelled the evil god who was trying to erode the world this Tuesday! You bastard even wants to deduct the salary of the savior?"

There was a time when every living thing was decimated and the galaxy was forced to restart with a single thought from the evils. “Is the final boss my wife?” Xu Chang’an exclaimed as he looked at his wife who was making dinner and shook his head. “The system must have malfunctioned again.” Under the tree in his garden, Xu Chang’an wrapped his arm around his wife’s waist and said, “There is something I have to settle outside. I’ll be back soon.” “Okay. Stay safe.” After seeing the husband off, his wife raised her head to look at the leaves and said, “I think my husband is going to cheat on me soon. Should I… just restart this world?”

【Your descendants in the Immortal Cultivation World have offered a plate of snacks】 【Incense Fire Value +10】 【Would you like to reward your descendants?】 Yang Genshuo was surprised to discover that offerings in the Immortal Cultivation Family game could actually appear in the modern world, and that modern items could also be bestowed upon descendants in the game. Years later, peculiar rumors about the Yang Family spread throughout the Immortal Cultivation World. "To break through from the Fetal Breathing Stage to the Qi Refinement Realm, one needs to refine a strand of heavenly and earth's spiritual energy. I've heard of Red Flame True Qi, Xuan Water True Qi, and Green Wood Spirit Energy, but Yang Dao-friend, this... Liquefied Natural Gas, what kind of spiritual energy is it? How is it condensed?" "I've heard that the Yang Family's Spiritual Plant Technique is incredibly sophisticated, with each mu of Spirit Rice yielding twice as much as top-tier Spirit Plant Families, all thanks to a strange secret technique the family disciples cultivate called 'hybridization'." "The Yang Family’s art of elixirs is unrivaled in the world, with new elixirs constantly being created. It is rumored that a spirit of the elixir named 'Artificial Intelligence' tirelessly deduces elixir recipes day and night..." "Nowadays, the Thunder Cultivators of the Yang Family are exceptionally strong, all thanks to the Yang Family's effort in creating a top-tier Thunder Gathering Array. Thunder Cultivators who enter this array can increase their cultivation speed multiple times. It is said that the array eye is known as—the power station." As the Yang Immortal Cultivation Family grew stronger, Yang Genshuo actually became the only Immortal in the modern world by consuming offerings! Years later, facing an endless stream of people ascending the mountain to seek the Dao, Yang Genshuo calmly said, "There are no immortals in this world; you must believe in science!" Then he soared away on his flying sword.

The ancient empire was on its last legs, the nascent federation echoed with the roar of steam, slumbering gods gradually awoke, and colossal beasts that vanished in the primordial era were slowly emerging. When Laine arrived in another world, a magical profession panel awakened within him as well. Laine believed that if a person's life could keep growing stronger, one day they would certainly be able to control their own destiny and stand shoulder to shoulder with the gods! Keywords: Passionate, Easygoing, Wizard.

"You read the “Comprehensive Studies on Mysteries” and got 100 subject knowledge points! You read the “Basic Magic Potions Explained”. Without anyone teaching you, you understood the magic potion, “Shriek of the Witch”! You read the “Magic Energetics Theory” and successfully manufactured the Ghost Fire Train that uses water as its fuel! You had been thinking about it for 10 minutes. This was a world where learning caused your sanity value to drop. Here, there was reiki rejuvenation, and there was the gaze of the ancient gods, and monsters and beasts had free rein. This world was full of various mystical and magical mechanical products. There were powerful fighters who could flatten mountains with their strength and supernatural powers that could not be described with words. You stopped hesitating and flipped open the mystery studies textbook while yelling in your heart, “System, let me do another ten thousand books of practice questions!”