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Ren Hector was supposed to be a Doctor. Instead, he died of a heart attack five years into surgical residency and woke up in a nightmare world where people awaken as Hunters by surviving their worst fears. The System was supposed to grant him healing powers. But something went wrong. A glitch during binding process warped his class into something monstrous. Now, as the Doctor of the Ruin Gospel, Ren wields sentient surgical tentacles and a chainsaw instead of holy light. Now he’s the Doctor of the Ruin Gospel, a walking medical atrocity who heals people with surgical tentacles, a chainsaw, and a mouth in his palm that bites things for diagnosis. The more fear he causes, the stronger he gets. Trapped in a broken system, in a world ruled by Gates, monsters, and divine protocols, Ren isn’t here to save the world. He’s just trying to cure it. And maybe bill it later.

I accidentally got into a dungeon and was on the verge of death when someone saved me. [The Constellation of Gates (GM) offers you a sponsorship. Would you like to accept?] A status window appeared. {YES}  {NO} Who in their right mind would say no at a time like this? So of course, I hit yes. And just like that, I became a cheat. No, a bug in this world. I started ranking up like crazy, gaining overpowered skills and god-tier treasures. But then a question hit me. Who exactly is this Constellation who helped me? And what does [GM] in his title even mean? Doesn't that usually stand for Game Master? Or maybe Grand Master? I didn’t really care at the time. He saved me, and that was good enough. So I brushed it all off like it didn’t matter. Until I met her again. My first love. [The Constellation of Gates (GM) is shocked to see you.] [The Constellation of Gates (GM) covers [his] face at your words.] ... Wait a damn minute. And that’s when I knew that "he" wasn’t a he but a she. and not only that, she was my long unrequited love!

Long ago, the first battle gate appeared, a portal that leads to the battle worlds, a realm connected to many worlds where awakeners fight for chances. To become strong so they can live with pride, seek justice, and control their own destiny. Growing up as an orphan, he always wanted to become an awakened. To become strong enough to seek justice and control his own destiny. However, after failing to awaken, Kal thought his dreams were lost. But who would have thought a mirror found on the side of the road could change his life forever? Now, Kal must complete several tasks in exchange for this opportunity. • Bring me a Goblin corpse. • Bring a Wishing Stone. • Bring the Heart of the elf standing at the edge of the battle realm. • Bring the Daughter of the Dragon King. • Bring the Core of the first Phoenix. • Become the Master of a Battle World. But there's one problem. Kal's cracked core, which can't hold mana for long. How will he truly succeed in cultivation with a cracked core?

In a world where supernatural Awakening dictates status, power, and worth, West Einstein is nobody. At eighteen, he’s a Tier 0—unawakened, invisible, and easily discarded. In a city ruled from the shadows by gangs, factions, and mafia families with supernatural bloodlines, Tier 1 awakeners are treated like future kings, while people like West exist purely as background. That truth becomes brutally clear when West’s girlfriend publicly abandons him for Caleb Rourke, a newly awakened Tier 1 backed by a street gang. Humiliated in front of the entire school, West learns a lesson the city enforces without mercy: power decides everything... love included. That same night, something awakens within him. ~ The Cuckhold System ~ A ruthless system that offers West a way to climb the hierarchy by doing to others what was done to him. By targeting men who believe their relationships are secure and becoming the replacement, West earns Cuck Points, a currency that allows him to grow stronger, unlock abilities, and even awaken as a Tier 1. Failure means losing the system forever. Success means power. As West navigates high school, part-time work at a café, and a city on the brink of chaos due to newly discovered supernatural ruins, he begins to see the world differently. Gangs extort openly. Police bow instead of enforce. Supernatural ruins spark violent competition. Morality bends beneath ambition. What starts as reluctant participation soon becomes strategy. --------- NB: MC never gets NTRd after acquiring the system. He is the one who NTR others. 700 Powerstones Weekly = 2 Bonus Chapters 200 Golden Tickets = 5 Chapters Mass Release 500 Golden Tickets = 10 Chapters Mass Release Dragon Gift = 1 Bonus Chapter Castle Gift = 2 Bonus Chapters

Ethan's life was going well... sort of. With three months to his wedding and almost enough savings to finally quit his stripping job, everything seemed almost perfect… Till his fiancé suddenly dumps him, and he loses everything he's ever built... in the span of one week. Standing at the edge of a storybuilding, he's about to throw himself off to end the suffocating pain when he suddenly gets a call... for an interview with a high-ranking company he never applied to. A company under the renowned Alpha Aurelian Vale. The S-tier Alpha who would change his life forever, and just may be tied to Ethan's present and past in more ways than he could even begin to imagine. The Alpha he THINKS he doesn't know. ******* "Why should I trust you? Isn't playing games the core of your business? Everything is a game to you. Even this... "He says, and I step closer to him... pushing myself against him, as I see fear return to his eyes. "You don't know me, Ethan. "I remind him, and I watch the anger in his eyes melt into stubbornness. "And you also don't know me, Mr. Aurelian! "He retorts, and I smirk. That's the Ethan I like. Feisty. "But I do know you. "I say, and he visibly gulps as beads of sweat begin to form across his forehead. "You're impulsive, stubborn, and daring. You are broken and hurting inside, but you mask all that pain with a smile. Never really healing from them, but burying them. Praying the day doesn't come when they rise from their graves. Your humour is your defence mechanism. It makes you feel stronger when you're intimidated or scared. "I continue, and his jaw drops as he gawks at me. I lean in closer to him, enjoying the heat of the proximity, as I drop low enough for my lips to brush against his ear, and his delicate orchid scent fills my lungs. "Am I wrong? "I question him, and he just blinks back. Visibly stunned by my words. I smile in satisfaction at him before stepping away from him, and once again I hit the emergency stop button. "I know you better than you think, Ethan. The sooner you understand this, the better. "I add before reaching for a cigar in my breast pocket and lighting it. I know it's against the rules, but I don't care. "You might want to cover that. "I say, pointing at the bulge in his pants, and he immediately turns red as he tries to drag his shirt down to cover it. Just then, the elevator doors open, and I smirk as people pour into the elevator, looking between Ethan and me. I see the stink eyes I get because of the cigar in my hand, but I only step out of the elevator because of the infant I see a mother carrying. As I leave Ethan behind, I send him a text. *Meet me in the car.*

An ordinary 22-year-old office worker Alex dies saving a kid from a truck. Wakes up in a fantasy world summoned by a horny goddess who grants him a “Lust Dominion System” – the more he conquers women the stronger he gets. In a new World with adventurers’ guilds, dungeons, elves, beastkin slaves/merc, demon threats, etc. let’s see if he can survive

When the light is not so bright but is able to illuminate everything around it

On the day Ash became a Pokémon Trainer, a chat group arrived, filled with his parallel selves! Champion Ash: Pokémon can't be left alone; they need to be properly nourished and trained according to specific guidelines. Aura Hero Ash: That's not how you catch Pokémon. You have to hit them hard and beat them until they accept you. Breeder Ash: Tame Pokémon with food, breed them with food. Tactician Ash: Do you know how to play against them? Do you know how to rotate? Can you form a weather team? Can you defend against poison? Step aside, it's my turn. ... Rejoice! He possesses all of Ash's innate abilities, transcending time and space to become the almighty Trainer! Now before you stands the Almighty King—Ash! THIS IS A TRANSLATION. Support Me at Pat Reon 40 Advanced chapters at: [email protected]/AVRKingsTL Replace @ with a. Image is not Mine.

The system broke on the first day. Everyone else capped at 20. Will Wit woke up with 30 Luck and an error message where his ceiling should be. That was the least strange part of his morning. The voice in his head — ancient, unimpressed, and absolutely certain Will is doing everything wrong — belongs to history's greatest conqueror. Genghis Khan has reviewed Will's memories, assessed his life choices, and has opinions. Loud ones. Will just wanted to survive long enough to get his mom her medication. Instead he's stranded 100,000 years in the future, on an Earth that healed itself while humanity was gone, in a world where the billionaires who betrayed everyone else bought their way to power before the system even dropped. Genghis thinks this is fine. Genghis has a plan. Will is pretty sure the plan involves conquering everything. He's not wrong. [Progression Fantasy | LitRPG | Harem | Slow burn conquest | Historical ghost companion | Broken Luck build]

[R18 Mature Content.] Chen Hao’s life couldn’t have hit a lower point. At 23, his girlfriend of three years just ended their relationship, leaving him heartbroken and penniless. With no job, no car, no house, and nothing to his name, Chen is forced to face the harsh reality of his failures. But what truly stings is that his girlfriend, who once promised to save her “first time” for the man she loved, has moved on to a better life, driving away in a BMW 5 Series with someone else. As his emotions and regrets swirl around him, Chen realizes he gave up everything for a love that ultimately left him empty. Now, with nothing to lose, he begins a journey of self-discovery, looking to reclaim his pride, dignity, and, most importantly, his future. But in a world where money, status, and ambition often rule, can a heartbroken young man truly start over from nothing? Or will the mistakes of his past continue to haunt him?

When a mountain comes to life, awakening its consciousness, it takes on another form—a Mountain Spirit. And that’s me reborn with extraordinary Divine powers. Want to know what these divine powers are? Well, one of them allows me to accelerate herb growth—up to one hundred times faster! Impressive, right? But wait, there’s more! I also possess a ‘golden finger’—which is ‘Space-Time’ system that lets me fish for lost techniques, weapons, pill formulas, and other treasures from the rivers of time and space. With these at my disposal, I’m sure to become stronger, at least stronger than the beautiful sect master who claims my mountain as her personal retreat and constantly drag me into her matters. It’s not an easy life, but no need to worry! I’m not just any spirit—I’m a human spirit born from a mountain, which means I have an extraordinary talent for cultivation. To top it off, my system was generous enough to grant me a divine cultivation technique right from the start. There’s just one tiny problem: it’s a dual cultivation technique, and I need a partner to cultivate it. So, I had no choice but to convince the sect master’s stunning disciple to help me out. I mean, it’s not like I’m after her gorgeous long legs, her curvaceous thighs, or her… well, you get the point. I’m just a humble cultivator trying to grow stronger by any means necessary. If only she’d run into some trouble, so I could swoop in and save the day. That would make things a lot easier for me… but alas, life is never that simple. Still, I’ll find a way. With my Space-Time system, my mountain’s power, and a little charm, I’ll outgrow this mountain and surpass everyone—even the sect master. And maybe, just maybe, I’ll enjoy the beauties along the way. *** No NTR, No Yuri, No Yaoi *** LinkTree- https://linktr.ee/Around_The_Moon Discord- https://discord.gg/zTgR9VFduX

Solaris Void only wants one thing—to be normal. Once, he was something far beyond gods. Now, he is reborn as a noble boy in a peaceful kingdom, surrounded by family, luxury, and expectations. Every day, Solaris trains, reads, and lives quietly, hiding the power he does not wish to acknowledge. To others, he is a gifted child. To himself, he is merely ordinary. But the world refuses to see him that way. From royal attention to accidental displays of strength, from whispered rumors to inevitable duels, Solaris is slowly dragged back into a fate he desperately wants to avoid. As sealed memories stir and shadows of his former self begin to move, Solaris must walk a fragile line— between godhood and humanity, power and peace, destiny and choice. This is the story of a boy who insists he is ordinary… even when the world trembles at his presence.

“You are so tight, Mira!” Adam groaned in her ears, pulling her ass to him. Of course she was tight, this was her first time. Mira pushed her ass against his groin, whining against him. She planned this for days and marked his calendar to make sure nothing got in their way of this. “I am going in.” He breathed. Mira nodded, spreading her legs wide. She felt him brush against her pussy but just when he was about to put it in, it didn’t enter. Eh? “Mira. . .” “Shove it in!” She yelled. She had waited for this a whole year, it must fit. “Spread my legs if you have to.” He did, parting her legs against him when the unexpected happened. A fart. Right in his face. Her body froze. Take her universe. Take her now. [Congratulations. System activated; Breed with the lion king to regain your dignity]

Riyura Shiko isn't your average transfer student-he's a walking thunderclap in a school uniform, armed with a red bow tie, gravity-defying purple hair, and the kind of energy that could power a small city. After a catastrophic incident involving pudding, a ferret, and one tragically heroic trampoline, Riyura is relocated to the halls of Jeremy High in hopes of a "fresh start." The problem? Wherever Riyura goes, normality checks out early. From the moment he bursts through the school gates-shouting greetings at trees, challenging basketball players to dribble pineapples, and composing lunch-table operas for his dumplings-Jeremy High becomes a whirlwind of laughter, embarrassment, and improbable friendship. Yet beneath the slapstick chaos beats a restless heart. Riyura's outrageous confidence hides a kid who's terrified of being ordinary, and his unstoppable antics are his way of reminding everyone-especially himself-that joy still matters. As his classmates slowly learn to see past the absurdity, they discover a spark they didn't know they needed: the courage to be strange, sincere, and fully alive. The Names Riyura Shiko! is a high-energy shonen comedy packed with ridiculous stunts, heartfelt surprises, and the occasional flying pineapple. It's a story about finding belonging not by fitting in-but by blowing the doors off normal and dancing through the confetti that follows. And it is highly unfunny... because it does not aim to be funny. It aims to be as stupid as possible to the point where it annoys the viewer. Because being funny ain't my middle name, because why would I want that! - Sincerely Locke Weisz... :))

Imagine a world where beauty is not just a trait, but a currency. A world where your very existence is judged by the symmetry of your face and the grace of your stride. Now, imagine being a soul like Wansu—broken, bullied, and discarded by a modern society that labeled him "ugly" until he had nothing left to give but his life. But death was not the end. It was a bridge. Wansu awakens in a body that defies imagination—the legendary Commander Vekon Barhul. In this new "Beauty World," he possesses a form so radiant and powerful that it incites a murderous envy in his enemies. Here, his beauty is a target, and his perfection is a death warrant. Can the fragile, kind soul of a bullied sixteen-year-old boy survive the brutal politics of a realm that hunts the beautiful? Can he master a body built for war and a system designed to crush the weak? Step into a narrative that explores the darkest depths of vanity and the staggering resilience of the human spirit. Experience a world where your greatest gift is also your most lethal curse. Welcome to the Beauty World. Your survival begins with a reflection

Without a simulator, without a system, I'm the cheat. I've learned one thing from my short life: the more content you are, the less you gain! (What are you trying to say?!) So, I'm going to be a pervert! ...But, maybe being less perverted is fine. Hayato, dressed in a white suit, glanced back at the four girls behind him, dressed in pure white wedding dresses, who were looking at him with either resignation or anticipation.

"Honesty and politics don’t belong in the same sentence," they say. Celine Yue, a kind-hearted social worker, stepped into politics to help more people. But what she didn’t know… was that her own party would be the one to end her life. After her death, she wakes up in another world as Cyrina Vaeloria, the Elf Princess—right on the day of her arranged marriage to Lucian Aetherion, the cold, mysterious Human Prince and strongest mage alive. A political union to keep two powerful races from tearing each other apart. But this so-called alliance is just a mask. She despises the way other races are trampled beneath noble boots. Cyrina refuses to be a pretty puppet. She dreams of building a new kingdom—where races aren’t divided by power, bloodlines, or magic. To do that, she’ll need power of her own. And lucky her... she just married the most dangerous man in existence. With sharp wit and stubborn grace, Cyrina slowly bends her cold husband to her will— She toys with the ruthless Archmage, tames the untamable… and drags him into a revolution wrapped in royal silk. After all, if you marry the strongest mage alive… you might as well make him yours. ***** excerpt~ Lucian’s voice is like a blade, low and sharp. “Do you even understand what you said in the royal assembly?” Cyrina lifts her chin, unbothered. “I understand perfectly. I said I’ll build a new kingdom—where every race can live together.” His eyes darken. “You don’t know what you’ve sparked. That speech—” he steps closer, “—could ignite a war. You’re underground now, Cyrina. Buried beneath politics you don’t even see coming.” She spins on her heel and waves dismissively. “Ugh. Kaelen Blackthorn, your master is giving me a migraine. Get me out of this castle before I set it on fire.” Kaelen gives a slow, exaggerated bow. “As you wish, my lady.” He takes her hand like the perfect gentleman and leads her toward the door— But Lucian’s voice booms behind them. “Kaelen. Don’t forget who your master is.” Kaelen pauses. Glances back. “I remember, my lord. But as per your standing order… I obey only my lady’s command.” A smirk tugs at his mouth. “Even if it means going against you.” **** Per Golden Ticket = 2 extra chapters And if we win Win-Win T1 this March… I’ll upload 20 EXTRA chapters. Yes. Twenty.

Transported three thousand years into the past, onto the ancient land of Teyvat, Luo Li awakens to a mysterious Immortal Sign-In System. From a fragile mortal who could only cling to life, he slowly becomes a wandering witness of history—his footsteps leaving quiet marks across all seven nations. Lumie (Lumine): “I’ve been exploring various domains lately… A strange number of ancient texts mention someone named Luo Li. Who exactly is he?” Venti: “Him? Luo Li? Ahaha, that’s my good brother—the one who helped me topple the tyrant ruling the Tower of Fierce Winds! Slurp… His wine? I can still taste it to this day!” Zhongli: “Contracts of Liyue stretching back three thousand seven hundred years still hold true. A pity… many old friends have long since departed. Hm? You found him alive? That is… delightful news.” Raiden Ei: “My heart died long ago—ever since my sister and he fell into the Abyss five hundred years prior. Truly, only eternity can stand against the order of heaven.” Lumine: “But… I saw him in Liyue just recently, listening to music with someone named ‘Zhen’.” Raiden Ei: “??? This moment—comes annihilation! (yandere expression)”

[Read up to chapter 5, you won't regret it.] Haru Mizuki died the lamest death possible: alone in his room, playing a hentai VRMMO. No heroic sacrifice. No tragic accident. Just... pathetic. But instead of oblivion, he wakes up in Aethelgard. Cursed by Chronia, Goddess of Time, Haru gains an ability no one else has: he can't stay dead. Every time he dies, he loops back to his last checkpoint. What seems like a curse becomes his greatest weapon, infinite retries mean infinite opportunities to learn, train, and seduce. And seduce he must. Because Haru's cheat ability, Touch of the Goddess, lets him steal powers from anyone he touches... but it works best through intimate contact. Armed with death loops, a hacker-class system that lets him sabotage rival players, Haru begins building the ultimate multi-species harem. But he's not the only player in this game, and they all want the same thing: absolute domination.

Arin was sentenced to a life of powerlessness. Diagnosed as utterly incapable of wielding magic in a world where colossal beasts threaten humanity’s extinction, he was branded a burden. But Arin refused to surrender to the concept of "talent." Armed with a deep understanding of anatomy and a persistence bordering on madness, he forged his own path. He turned his heartbeat into an engine and his breath into a weapon. In an Academy rife with aristocratic conspiracies and monsters hiding behind human faces, Arin is determined to prove a single truth. The strongest sword is not the one flowing with magic, but the one forged by sheer will.