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When Feng Qi awoke, he realized the world had been completely overturned. Wherever his eyes fell, the land was strewn with desiccated bones. All life had withered away. [Warning: Three hundred meters ahead lies a database. It contains historical records, including a detailed account of your untimely death. You should go take a look.] [Trust me—don’t go west. You could die!] [Do you see that black stone monument? You decide to approach it and investigate.] “I don’t want to!” Feng Qi protested, resisting the voice echoing in his mind. [No. You do.] … Guided by that mysterious voice, Feng Qi begins to traverse between reality and the future, gradually uncovering the truth of this ruined world—and searching for a way to change it. For it is only after witnessing true darkness that one comes to long endlessly for the light.

In a High-Martial World, he awakens a Low-Martial System. What kind of experience is that? “Unlock low-martial achievements and get generous rewards?” “But in a high-martial world, with just a slight move, I can easily reach the limit of low martial arts?” “System, show me your limits!” — From then on, Jiang Ye charged ahead in the high-martial world. When he first set foot on the path of cultivation: [Your punch strength has reached 200 kg, the limit of this system! Achievement unlocked: Martial Arts Grandmaster] [Reward: Constitution Transformation!] When he broke through his first realm: [Your strength has already surpassed 99% of martial artists in the low-martial world. Achievement unlocked: Martial Arts Great Grandmaster] [Reward: Dao Bone Reconstruction!] Just when Jiang Ye thought he would continue step by step like this— One day, he boarded a plane. [Your speed has already surpassed the entire low-martial world! Achievement unlocked: Martial God!!] … Many years later, Jiang Ye stood at the pinnacle of the universe, revered by countless powerhouses as the “Strongest Martial God.” But upon hearing that title, Jiang Ye shook his head in dissatisfaction: “Martial God? I was already one when I first set foot on the martial path!”

[Warning: Smut content, R18, Mature, MILF, Harem, No Yuri, No rape] Evan Drakos, a 19-year-old fresh recruit at the prestigious Archeline Battle Academy, was ready to train, fight, and carve his name among the strongest. But thanks to a simple typo, his name was mistakenly entered as Eva Drakos, landing him in an all-female dorm. At first, Evan didn’t think much of it, but things quickly take a strange turn when he discovers the shocking truth. Every single one of his dormmates is a succubus! As if that wasn’t enough, the academy’s system suddenly goes haywire when evaluating Evan. Instead of placing him in one of the four houses, it declares him compatible with all of them. Then comes the biggest bombshell—the system claims he is the descendant of the Demon King! Now, Evan finds himself entangled in a web of conspiracies, supernatural politics, and temptations he never expected. How did a simple mistake turn Evan’s life upside down? Is he really the Demon King’s heir, or is there something even more sinister at play? Also… why do all the succubi in his dorm seem to have a crush on him?

Years later, when he would finally hold the “Lifetime Achievement Award” in his hands, Makoto Yasui would recall one very specific afternoon—the afternoon he was sent flying ten whole meters… By a horse girl. At the time, he had only recently gotten his Central Trainer’s license. Unfortunately, his lack of experience was obvious, and many horse girls turned him down without a second thought. And so, after being rejected yet again, maybe his mind wandered a bit too much. While waiting to cross at a red light, he spotted a child nearly step into oncoming traffic. His body moved before his brain could catch up. The kid was fine. He was not. Because he got hit. Not by a car, but by a horse girl. She had black hair, red eyes, and a matching black tail. And she slammed into him at full sprint. Thanks to years of quiet self-training—secretly guided by memories from a past life—he managed to twist midair and land without too much damage. Still, getting launched like that wasn’t exactly part of his daily routine. The horse girl, on the other hand, was completely panicking. “I-I’m so sorry! Are you hurt?! A-are you okay?!” “I-I'm Kitasan Black! A first-year at Tracen Academy! Pleased to meet you—wait, no, that’s not what I should say right now!” “I—I mean—I’ll take responsibility! I’ll take full responsibility for this!!” That’s how it all began. The girl’s name was Kitasan Black. And this was the start of everything. = = = = Note: Some character backgrounds and settings have been reworked for narrative purposes. This version expands the world while staying faithful to the spirit of the original. New readers can enjoy it as a mix of sports drama and school life.

What can a single man do in the world of Honkai? Save it, that’s what.

[Female Protagonist + No System + Evil Demon + Muzan's Faction + Pillar Slayer] Many years later, when Tsugikuni Mitsuba faces the final battle against the Demon Slayer Corps at Infinity Castle, she will recall that morning when she brought Yoriichi to watch Michikatsu practice swordsmanship. Perhaps it was from that day that the fate of the three Tsugikuni siblings was sealed... My name is Tsugikuni Mitsuba, younger sister of the Child of God, Upper Rank One of the Twelve Kizuki, best secretary of Demon King Muzan, thief of divine authority, manipulator of fate, the only usurper in this world, and the nightmare of the Demon Slayer Corps for hundreds of years. And also, the ender of the Ubuyashiki Clan's thousand-year obsession. "People die every moment in this world. Who kills them, who is killed—what difference does it make?" "Magnificent resolve! Then let me see clearly whether you can break free from this prison called fate!" "Alright, let's wrap this up quickly. I still have to rush back for a meeting later..." PS: The female protagonist is a pure demon from Muzan's faction, not a spy demon with a body in the demon camp but a heart in the Demon Slayer Corps. ____________________ If you want to read more chapters, you can support me on Patreon. Patreon members get early access to upcoming chapters while also helping support the story! patreon.com/dzeref887

As the newly appointed 12th Fatui Harbringer of Snezhnaya, with the nickname of the [Ausbilder], or The [Instructor], Bai Luo feels a little uneasy. This is because the Cryo Archon has given him a task: to go to Inazuma as the Snezhnaya Envoy. As a world traveler, he knows full well the consequences of going to Inazuma—he will definitely be targeted by Raiden Shogun. However, if he doesn't go, the Cryo Archon will also target him. So he chooses to employ a traditional technique that everyone tend to use from time to time in his previous world. Slacking off.

Recently, a special correspondent conducted an exclusive interview with Pei Qian, President of Tengda Group. Tengda Group, now valued at hundreds of billions, operates across various sectors such as gaming, internet services, digital hardware, cultural media, and restaurants, significantly impacting numerous aspects of daily life. Pei Qian himself is widely regarded as the "World’s Best Boss," an unparalleled investment genius, and a brilliant game developer. He is known for his effortless leadership style and keen ability to precisely forecast industry trends. However, during the interview, Pei Qian expressed deep frustration: “I’m truly not some kind of business genius!” “My success is entirely due to luck!” “My initial goal was merely to lose fifty thousand yuan…” See? This is exactly how a genuine business genius maintains humility and modesty.

After an award ceremony, a reporter found the great director Nanaya Kiryu who helped the heroine win the Best Actress trophy again and interviewed him. Reporter: Director Kiryu, congratulations on the heroine of your movie winning the Best Actress trophy again. May I ask why you can do it every time? Nanaya: Because I am very good at discovering the beauty of women. In my eyes, whether it is a queen, a loli, a transvestite, long hair, short hair, modern, ancient costume, tsundere, electric wave system, sickly, queen, princess, saint, glasses girl, ghost, elf, animal ear girl, or even a 17 or 18-year-old old woman, they all have their own beauty. I just show this beauty to the audience. Reporter: It seems that something strange has mixed in? Nanaya: That's your illusion. ————————————————————————— PS: This is a story about a time-traveling director who builds the Type-Moon film and television universe in a parallel world (wrong?). This is Translation I will try 1 chapter/day The Author is bilndのmiku酱 Support me on pat reon.com/onigiri617 there art 50+ chapter there

On the day Rex Lapis descends, Zhongli points at Su Han and declares: “This man is Liyue’s greatest treasure.” His secret? A multiverse system that hands out One Piece powers, Inuyasha blades, Naruto ninjutsu, legendary artifacts. Keqing wields living flame. Shenhe breathes sun. Su Han command gravity and dragon blood. Ningguang dreams of empires. Jean stands at his side. Ganyu, Ayaka, and the others… everyone joins the ride. The Abyss rises and The Celestia watches. One transmigrator and Infinite worlds to explore. Teyvat will never be the same.

Born into a dirt poor mining family, Karl only had one chance to get ahead in life, the annual elite recruitment day. On their final day of middle school, every student in the Golden Dragon Nation was given an experimental injection to awaken their affinity with magic. Those few who succeeded would become the Elite, the leaders and idols of the nation, blessed with incredible magical powers and respected by all. Those who did not would return to their normal lives of hard work and low wages, just doing the best they could. But with the nation surrounded by enemies, both humans and monsters, how long would these peaceful days of magical idols last? Follow the story of Karl as he awakens a unique power and strives to become the world's first Legendary Beast Master. Want to join the community for updates and upcoming news? Check out the discord. https://discord.gg/aokiaku

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: “PG” => No One 17 and Under Permitted ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

Zoe Hawkins lost everything in one night — her parents murdered, her twin sister, Chloe, dead, and her home slipping through her fingers. Alone and desperate, she assumes her sister's identity in a high-stakes competition, determined to win the prize money and reclaim her life. But living as Chloe comes with complications — especially when two mysterious brothers stir emotions she’s never known. One offers solace. The other? Heartache and betrayal. Yet her heart refuses to let go of either. As secrets buried in the house begin to surface, Zoe must face the truth: her sister’s death wasn’t just a tragedy — it was the beginning of something much darker.

NOTICE!!! If you did not like this version of the story, check out the other one. I am writing a more serious version to try and realize this story's potential. (Line Break) Waking up in an environment he both recognizes and does not, a man is forced to find a new home. He will use what he knows and remembers to stay alive and grow stronger. He will protect his new family, his familia. (Line Break) This fanfiction is more of a wish fulfillment. You don't need to expect it to be balanced in any way. If you proceed with reading it, you will see some broken skills, messed-up events, forced plot, and other absurdities. Tolerate them. This story was not meant to be good. It was meant to contain my fantasies and for me to have fun writing it. The slice of life part intensifies chapter 24 onwards. If you felt like the earlier chapters are rushed, that is because they were. Read until chapter 24, where the story takes things slower. Well, the R-18 tag there is not meant for sexual content, but for how there are mentions of brutal fighting. Targeting major blood vessels? Check. Bludgeoning? Check. Crushing and lots of gore and viscera everywhere? ... This one is more of a "Maybe check", but it makes an appearance in some chapters. Disclaimer: Any reference I use in this fic does not belong to me. It belongs to its respective owner.

[STRONG WARNING: MASSIVE HAREM!] [This novel features a protagonist who builds an extremely large harem, an approach to romance best described as 'catching them all.' If you dislike or are uncomfortable with stories that have massive harems and a protagonist with countless partners, I strongly advise you not to proceed. It's likely not the right read for you, so please don't feel obligated to continue.] In a world reminiscent of comic books, an enigmatic traveler journeys through unusual landscapes and encounters the intriguing Yotsuya Miko, who senses the world's impending end. Concurrently, Yukino experiences an embarrassing incident while trying to call the police, which unexpectedly leads her to an invitation to join a mysterious "Doomsday Chat Group". This marks the beginning of their collective struggle against the apocalypse. As the narrative progresses, Hayasaka Ai confronts a formidable demon, while Eriri faces a terrifying evil spirit. Yukinoshita Yukino finds herself entangled in a perilous doomsday game, further intensifying the challenges for the group. The Doomsday Chat Group also welcomes a determined new member, March 7, who is resolved to save the world from its impending doom. Each member of the Doomsday Chat Group brings unique abilities and complexities. Able Angel can invoke divine power, exclaiming, "In the name of the Divine! Let the barrage begin! Overload mode!". Silver Wolf seeks refuge in gaming, often questioning hidden motives within the group. Nami desperately pleads for help, striving to survive, while Makima grapples with her identity and the enigmatic Ren Kazama, who casts doubt on the group's solidarity. The fiery outburst from Tushan Yaya further heightens the tension, revealing underlying conflicts. This Doomsday Chat Group is more than just a random assembly; it's a bond that will fundamentally alter their destinies. Filled with action, drama, and mystery, their journey promises unexpected twists and intense confrontations. Will they succeed in saving the world, or will the apocalypse spell the end of everything?

[DD, DD2, SL, JST, Douluo Dalu, Soul Land, Genshin Impact] Transmigrated into Funina... From then on, a strange sect appeared on the Douluo Continent. Other sects relied on fighting and killing to establish themselves. The Water God Cult started with a cake. Three martial souls that looked like they had escaped from a drama troupe. Plus an ultimate weapon that was always asleep. Spreading the faith mainly relies on: "Are you hungry? I have some cake here." "Can't awaken? Come and try it. If it doesn't work, you don't have to pay... oh, it's free to pay anyway." Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the original works I translate. All rights belong to their respective authors. If you are the copyright holder and wish me to remove any material, please contact me immediately.

Stanley Berkowitz is your average vertically challenged nerd with an abrasive attitude living in recluse from the outside world when his life inexplicably changes when a dimensionally displaced Succubus princess that looks eerily familiar fell through a portal and landed in his back yard. Advance chapters available on my Patreon at 'Streggaeworks'

What if you were given the chance to travel… not to one world, but to countless worlds? Worlds where light and darkness clash, where mercy and cruelty walk side by side. This is what happened to Arthur Narin. An assassin who spent his life drenched in blood and betrayal, knowing nothing but killing and survival. Until one ordinary day, he found himself surrounded by enemies who had come to end him. He did not run. He did not tremble. He smiled… and fought until his final breath. But death was not the end. It was the beginning. From that moment on, his journey through other worlds began — a journey filled with pain, conflict and choices that would determine whether he would remain the monster he once was… or become something entirely different.

Jacob Alexander traveled from another world to the Teen Wolf universe, arriving with a sign-in system just two days before Scott McCall was bitten by Peter Hale. As a weredragon and an avid fan of the show, Jacob plans to enjoy his new reality to the fullest. He’ll befriend Stiles and Scott, stir up some fun, and—if he’s lucky—maybe even realize his dream of building a harem. A Quick Note: This fanfiction doesn’t take itself too seriously. It’s pure fun, packed with chaos, and yes—it’s a harem story. So, check your brain at the door and just enjoy the ride. Disclaimer: Teen Wolf, Game of Thrones, and all other referenced works, characters, and settings belong to their respective owners. I claim no rights to any of them. World Progression: Chapters 1–170: Beacon Hills (Teen Wolf universe) Chapter 171: The MC went to Westeros (Game of Thrones universe) if you like this story and want to support me please go to: patreon.com/Ayoub_AMZ926 35 Chapters ahead of webnovel

The Emperor of Mankind: “I am not a god.” Lorgar: “Of course, my lord. You are merely… divine.” Erebus: smiling far too much When the Imperial Truth was proclaimed and enforced, the most widespread symbol of devotion became the Golden Throne icon, officially declared “purely inspirational” and absolutely not religious. Perturabo wages war not for love or glory, but to prove—once and for all—that his genius was never appreciated. Konrad Curze, fully aware of his sanity and damnation, chooses terror and death because the future has already judged him guilty. Magnus the Red sacrifices his eye for knowledge—and later sacrifices everything else trying to undo that choice. Roboute Guilliman watches the Imperium twist his rational ideals into dogma, his legacy buried beneath prayers, relics, and bureaucratic rot. Angron does not “wear” the Butcher’s Nails. The Nails wear him. The Emperor looks upon the Primarchs and says, “I created you to save humanity.” Then, without hesitation, he unleashes his psychic might—casting Erebus and Lorgar down in chains, spinning helplessly in the consequences of their own faith. This chronicle is also known as: “The Imperial Truth (Briefly)” “How Not to Raise Demigods” “Erebus Ruins Everything” “The Word Bearers are converting worlds again!” “The Emperor is silent!” “Erebus must die!” Author: Baltan The Lobster