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C Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me and make this interesting. Kai: At first, I did come to assist you. C Ronaldo: Then why am I the assist king? Kai: Because I realized I might be a better carry than you! Don’t be mad—there’s nothing wrong with being the assist king. Everyone’s saying that now, you and Xixi are the only ones below me! C Ronaldo: Bah! Messi: What a shame! Kaka: ??? Beckham: Look at my flying boot! Daluo: I’ll head to your FamilyMart’s Golden Throat Treasures! Ronaldinho: Swing together! Zidane: Take my headbutt! Neymar: Then should we younger ones leave? Kai: We are all football kings—don’t hold back! The music and the dance continue on the green field! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can visit my Patreon page: Patreon.com/PhoeniXcel I upload 2 chapters daily on Patreon! There are 10+ advanced chapters available for you to read. Your support would be greatly appreciated.

Alternative Title: Villain's Saviour, Game Over Again Lin Ji’an, a modern master chef, never expected to wake up inside a dog-blood BL cultivation novel. Worse, she transmigrated into the role of the "vicious cannon fodder", the crossdressing Third Young Master destined to humiliate the future Villain and die a miserable death by his hand. Her mission? Simple. Feed the starving slave boy and the future villain, Xie Wangchen, fix his broken body, and make sure his "Blackening Value" doesn't hit 100% and destroy the world. She beats up the arrogant Heir, face-slaps the evil Stepmother, and cooks her way into the Villain’s heart, purely to survive, of course! But as they head to the Celestial Sword Sect, Lin Ji’an realises something is wrong. She thought she was raising a cute, obedient little brother. She thought she was just a "straight bro" helping him out. She thought the main plot’s protagonists would chase the original MC. So why is the Villain looking at her with eyes darker than the abyss? Why is he threatening to cripple anyone who smiles at her? And why are the original male leads suddenly lining up to taste her cooking? Lin Ji’an: "I’m just here to cook and survive! I’m straight! And I’m a girl!" Xie Wangchen, who was sharpening his sword, looked up with a smirk tugging in the corner of his lips, "Luggage? No. You are my world. And I never let go of what is mine."

#VillainDad #CuteProtagonist #Ghosts #Misunderstanding #Transmigration #SmartMC Mira realized two things the moment she woke up in the body of a nameless orphan in a fantasy novel: 1. She is a disposable "shrimp" destined to die in the crossfire of the main characters. 2. She is the only person in this world who can see the screaming, terrifying ghosts that haunt every corner of the empire. Tortured by the wails of the dead, Mira finds only one source of silence: Duke Kaelus von Nacht. Known as the "Dark Lord" and the "Emperor's Sword," Kaelus is a man so ruthless and soaked in bloodlust that even the ghosts are terrified to go near him. To the world, he is a monster. But to Mira, he is a walking, talking pair of noise-canceling headphones. Desperate for a good night's sleep, Mira clings to him, acting like a naive, affectionate child to secure her place by his side. She succeeds, but she miscalculated. Kaelus didn't adopt her out of kindness. He needed a disposable child to act as 'live bait' for the assassins targeting him. Now named Seraphina, she must navigate a deadly game of survival. She thinks she is using him as a ghost shield. He thinks she is a fearless prodigy who loves him. As Seraphina munches on poison berries and naps through ambushes to avoid seeing spirits, the cold-blooded Duke starts to ask the wrong questions. "Why does she only sleep when I am holding her?" "Why does she stare into space with such disdain?" "Is it possible... that I am a good father?" Spoiler: He is not. But he’s about to destroy an entire kingdom because someone woke her up. --- ### Excerpt "Your Highness, the Archduke," the aide whispered, trembling hard to cover his laughter from bursting out. "The child... she is clinging to your leg again." Kaelus looked down. The tiny creature known as Seraphina was attached to his calf like a barnacle, drooling on his pristine military trousers. "She is fearless," Kaelus murmured, misinterpreting her desperate need for his ghost-repelling aura as familial affection. "The assassins are approaching, yet she seeks comfort only in the eye of the storm. She is the perfect bait." Seraphina, currently trying to avoid eye contact with a headless ghost hovering three feet away, squeezed her eyes shut. 'Just don't move. If I let go, the headless guy will ask me where his nose is again.' "Sir," the aide hesitated. "She's... eating your cloak." "Let her eat," Kaelus commanded, drawing his sword. "Whatever she wants, she gets. Except for freedom."

In a world where raw martial power is everything, Kong Ming’an awakens with a "catastrophic" start: an Innate Soul Power of only 0.5. However, he isn't just a survivor—he is a modern mind reborn with a unique "Energy" Martial Soul. While others spend their lives hunting spirit beasts and perfecting traditional combat, Kong Ming’an decodes the fundamental laws of soul power. From the heart of the Sun and Moon Empire, he sparks a technological revolution that will reshape the continent forever. The Founder of the Kingdom of Order. The Pioneer of modern Soul Engineering and Mecha suits. The Sovereign who made the gods tremble with the power of logic. "Initially, I just wanted to survive and find a little amusement on my path to divinity," Kong Ming’an wrote in his memoirs. "But when I saw how dull and chaotic this world was... I simply couldn't resist fixing it." Witness the birth of a new era where technology eclipses tradition, and wisdom becomes the ultimate authority.

Blanca Frostine transmigrated into the very beast-world novel she’d been reading. Great. Fantastic. Even better? This world had a massive problem. In this empire, beastmen suffered from a condition called Hysteria. When their emotions spiked, they lost control and turned into rampaging monsters. When their emotions dipped too low, they reverted into small, helpless beast cubs. Therapy existed, technically, in the form of rare energy stones—but there was a catch. The stones only worked if they were hand-carved into the exact animal form of the beastman. The more realistic the sculpture, the stronger the calming effect. The more lifelike the carving, the more times it could be reused. Which was where Blanca’s luck kicked in. In her previous life, she’d been a legendary sculptor—wealthy, talented, and famously difficult to deal with. Her works were so vivid they felt like they were breathing. People waited months just to beg for a commission, and because she had zero patience for nonsense, the art world had crowned her with a fitting title: The Sculptress. So when Blanca realized she could carve energy stones better than anyone in this world, romance was not her first concern. Powerful beast husbands? Fated mates? Tragic, handsome generals with emotional damage? She waved all of it away. “I’ll date later,” she decided calmly. “After I get rich.” And so, instead of a love story, she opened a shop. A small, suspiciously low-effort store suddenly appeared on the Regional Network, selling palm-sized sculptures carved with terrifying realism. Just looking at the screen was enough to calm raging emotions. The empire lost its mind overnight. Orders flooded in. Nobles panicked. The military took notes. Unfortunately, the shop owner was… Lazy, sharp-tongued, and deeply uninterested in customer satisfaction. “No rush orders.” “No refunds.” “Stop messaging me at 3 a.m.” “And stop flirting in the reviews.” Still, her sculptures sold out within seconds. What Blanca didn’t expect was the growing number of powerful beastmen who began appearing in her life—each claiming they just needed emotional treatment, each lingering a little too long, each staring at her hands like they were something far more dangerous than weapons. After all, in an empire full of beasts who lost control when their emotions ran wild, Blanca Frostine was the only one who could calm them with a touch. And while she kept insisting she wasn’t interested in love— Love, unfortunately, seemed very interested in her. “Screw finding a husband,” Blanca thought, carving another masterpiece. “…Why do they keep lining up anyway?”

Fanfiction for the Marvel Universe. MC is a reincarnator in symbiote. Fanfiction is written primarily based on the 1994 animated series "Spider-Man", any other sources are used only when it is beneficial to the author. link to original Part 1. https://ficbook.net/readfic/1056797 Part 2. https://ficbook.net/readfic/1057015

In a faraway forest in the spookiest town who believes in all mythical creatures “Mysterious Forest” Mysterious Forest the most deadliest and the most scariest in the whole world. All the ones who live here are all non-humans, they are all Mythical creatures. The humans said that all the ones who live here is scary and evil, but in the reality is the opposite of it. The Mythical creatures are all nice and thoughtful, they’re secretly helping the humans by giving them nutritious foods and meats. One of the creatures who live here are vampires. Like this two girls.

In an interview after the Saffron City incident, Damian calmly denies “beating Champions into the hospital” and calls Cynthia’s “abduction” a love story—then casually reveals she’s pregnant and not returning as Sinnoh’s Champion. World Setting: A fusion of the games, anime, and Adventures manga. Giovanni’s characterization draws from both the games and the Adventures manga. For exclusive access to advance chapters and more, visit the author's Patreon page at patreon.com/PokemonStoryWeaver

What will happen when the firstborn of the mafia clan Vincent "Vin" Hart Lucchese was forced to go out of his safe heaven? What if an extraordinary boy, Vin was fated to meet a not-so-ordinary, Amy? They say, 'Two broken souls fix each other.' A story of two opposite people who belongs to a totally different world. Feel free to romanticize it. You're gonna love this one. Enjoy. _A.S.Styles^^

"What is in this egg?" asked a person wearing a rice hat, who was holding a golden egg that was glowing a soft warm light. "Currently, nothing much, but a new life. But when older and fully grown it will be the first source dragon, to ever hatch from the powers of each source dragon." explained a silver, golden dragon looking down at the person wearing the rice hat. Who looked up, amazed by this news. "I take it the reason you are letting me even hold it, is because you require help?" the person asked. The dragon chuckled a bit at the person's question. "Yes, while it's still an egg, it is very vulnerable and should it get in the wrongs hands, they might try and use its powers or even take it from it which would kill it. That is why we are asking you, First Spinjitzu Master, to take it and keep it safe, and out of harms way until it has hatched and been able to grow." said the dragon. The First Spinjitzu Master looked back at the egg in his hands as he felt a small movement from it, a soft smile grew on his face at that. "Don't worry, I'll keep it safe from any danger, you have my word Source Dragon of Balance. I'll even have someone help with put a spell on this little one, so most of its powers are locked away until it is ready." Original from Wattpad Discord: https://discord.gg/HfcEVXGahr

Levi Harker thought his nightmares were out to get him. So, he did his best to avoid it. But he can't avoid it forever, and it won't let him. When Levi sees the tree on the road, he has two choices. Either adapt to the nightmare. Or make it adapt to him. --------------------------- FROM fanfiction AU. Writing for fun. I'm broke. I don't own anything. Adapts will be random at best. Only thing I ask from readers, give feedbacks. Don't spam review. Most important, have fun... That's three things. PS: I'll try to finish it by 50 chapters or 100 at max. I have theories that keep getting confirmed by the show and things that I don't like in the show. So, light/heavy AU.

Join the discord server for interaction with the Author and other Readers. https://discord.gg/WxNqR8vAV3 In a world where Spirit Summoners bond with legendary heroes to save civilization, I awakened as F-Rank—the absolute weakest. While my classmates summoned knights, saints, and mythic champions, my summoning glitched. The circle turned red, and when the smoke cleared, I was staring at the Tyrant Empress—a Calamity-tier villainess who nearly destroyed the world 8,000 years ago. Everyone calls me cursed. Dangerous. A threat that should be eliminated. They're right to be afraid. Because the Tyrant Empress wasn't the only one who answered my call. And unlike the others, my strength is forged in pleasure. Through forbidden dual cultivation with my villainesses, I grow without end. My name is Cade Marlowe, and I don't summon heroes. I only summon villainesses.

The complete collection of all harunaru's fanfiction stories. ( Vol. 001 ) The Red Dragon Emperor & The Demon King of Sixth Heaven  ( High School DxD/Fate ) Falling into a magic circle is one thing. Meeting a scary gun lady inside of it? That was scary. But turning into her, succeeding her, and inheriting her legend? Yeah, that was the icing on the cake. Namikaze Haru was perfectly fine with that, though, and if anything, the gender change was secondary. (Or so she learned.) ( Vol. 002 ) The Red Dragon Emperor & The Great King of Destruction ( High School DxD/Fate ) Namikaze Haru found himself involved in a figurative "holy war". A grail that can grant omnipotent wishes? Fast way to become a Harem King! ... if he can survive the other enemy Masters first. Hey, at least he's got a smoking hot Servant with him! ( Vol. 003 ) The Red Dragon Emperor & The Fox Priestess of Peerless Beauty ( High School DxD/Fate ) Namikaze Haru was always normal. And a pervert. The odds of him ever finding a girl were slim. So when Yuuma Amano approached him, there were no words that could describe the happy feeling in his heart. And then she attempted to kill him, revealing her true nature. At that moment, however, Haru's desperate pleas for someone to save him woke something inside of him. A secret that he was not aware of. Something that a certain vampiric troll is watching with great enthusiasm. ( Vol. 004 ) Flutter of the White Emperor  ( High School DxD ) Ambition is a flame that is to be handled with utmost care. Ambition can, will, and has scorched the very world we claim to love. The fuel of ambition, more often than not, is power. What happens when the White Dragon Emperor has power and ambition in abundance? Well, the end of everything. With few he can trust and no knowledge of his future, things will be bleak without change.  ( Vol. 005 ) Levia-tan's☆Harem King ( High School DxD ) Uzumaki Ruto used to be a normal, healthy teenager. His life was good. He was smart, strong, and very popular with the ladies. He knew his life was supposed to be simple. He was supposed to live normal lives, get a normal education, perhaps someday give up the foolish notion of building his own harem and settle down with a nice girl. It would have been nice... It could have gone on forever. Then some S&M-wearing Fallen Angel shit came around and messed everything up. A retelling of High School DxD with the focus on my OCs Haru and Ruto replacing Issei and Vali. ( Vol. 006 ) The Traitorous Prince of Konoha  ( Naruto ) Namikaze Haru is neglected, but he's fine with that. His younger sister Naru deserves the training since she's the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki. Taking over Itachi's role, he slaughters the Uchiha clan and escapes the village in search of the Akatsuki, preparing to infiltrate it for the sake of his village. ( Vol. 007 ) Beloved Daughter of Konoha  ( Naruto ) Kakashi fell to his knees, trying his hardest to stem the flow of tears from his eyes and clutching a hand to his chest, trying his hardest to stop the ache coming from his heart. Neither was successful. "Best. Team. Ever." He declared, weeping tears of joy. In which Naruko is a pervert, Satsuki is gullible and Sakura is the only sane woman. ( Vol. 008 ) Beloved Daughter of Grigori  ( High School DxD/Naruto ) Uzumaki Naruko was given to Zelretch by Kushina after he showed her the kind of life Naruko would live and in turn Zelretch gave Naruko to Azazel to raise as his adopted daughter. Sixteen years later, she has become well known to the supernatural world, along with being wielder of the Down Fall Dragon Spear. ( Vol. 009 )  Beloved Daughter of Gremory  ( High School DxD/Naruto ) Reincarnation, it's a funny thing. With hopes of it happening, one of the most pure souls gets her wish. Family. The one thing Uzumaki Naruko truly wanted more than anything else. ( Vol. 010 ) Icha Icha Paradise ~ Rise of the Futanari Hokage (R18+) ( Naruto ) Uzumaki Naruko's dream is...

Adventures always happen to Heroes in various heroic places. This is translation from russian, and I am not good at english, so there will be a lot of mistakes link to original prequel https://ficbook.net/readfic/2635013#part_content book 1 https://ficbook.net/readfic/3360062 book 2 https://ficbook.net/readfic/4348462 book 3 https://ficbook.net/readfic/5234512

WARNING: Contains a dangerous amount of erotic content. Read responsibly. Or don't. We don't judge. Reading for some kinky kingdom-building? Funny. Filthy. Unapologetically ecchi. Real stakes, real romance, and, somehow, a real heart buried under all the chaos. If that sounds like your kind of trouble, then stick around. 400+ chapters planned. New chapters daily. A story that'll have you laughing your ass off one chapter and clutching your heart the next. Strap in. -------- SYNOPSIS: Lucien Vale was CEO of more companies than he could name, a billionaire playboy with the ethics of a loaded dice and the libido of a man who'd never once heard the word "no." Then a truck ended his winning streak. Standing trial before three very unimpressed gods, he did what he does best: negotiated. Talked eternal damnation down to a counteroffer. Now he's Lucidius, Demon Lord of a forgotten wasteland, under strict orders to give a world gone soft and complacent something to fear again. Lucien doesn't do anything halfway. Saddled with an angelic handler who's failing spectacularly to resist his charm, he sets his ruthless business instincts, corporate savvy, and shameless charisma loose on his new kingdom, and starts building an empire that doesn't conquer. It modernizes. Plumbing. Electricity. Labor laws. Sensual massage benefits, obviously. The people worship him. The royals fear him. The gods are starting to sweat. He was sent to restore celestial balance. Lucien Vale is here to dominate, and build a world worth conquering. --------------------- Enjoying the ride? Ratings, reviews, and power stones keep this thing alive. Show some love! Let me know if you want it punchier, shorter, or leaning harder into a specific angle (comedy vs. plot vs. romance).

Ron traveled to the world of One Piece and rose step by step to the rank of Vice Admiral. But everything collapsed when the Celestial Dragon he was protecting was seriously injured. Ron was expelled from the Navy, and his future seemed doomed. At that moment, a God-tier Entertainment System awakened. The system connected the pirate world to the Internet and even brought over Earth’s entertainment apps and devices. As long as people spent money in those apps, Ron would receive returns. Tiktok, Facebook, PUBG, Light Novels, Dungeon & Fighter… everything appeared. To change the era and put an end to senseless violence, Ron began spreading smartphones across the seas. Apps launched one after another. And from that day forward, the entire pirate world changed. In Amazon Lily, the young girls practiced trend-dance videos every day, while Empress Hancock gained millions of fans with a single glance. Dracule Mihawk got addicted to reading web novels and shouted that one day he would cut open the sky. Vegapunk, Judge, Caesar, and Queen all fought online for the title of “Top Inventor,” until they were eventually defeated by the unbeatable Valpo Alloy. Kaido kept losing matches and even got solo-killed in real life. Big Mom became obsessed with drama series and lost all interest in piracy. Shanks had no choice but to eat the Face-Face Fruit, turning into someone no one dared to ignore. The Five Elders played ranked games every day and shouted at their teammates: “Ron and the Four Emperors, all of you log in right now!” And high above, Im watched everything in silence. A world that had remained unchanged for 800 years… collapsed completely in just one year. -------------------------------- 40 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

I thought I would walk the same old path: the dead–last underdog, the passionate counterattack, the destiny everyone already knows. But the moment I opened my eyes, the Bond System awakened. As long as I form a bond with an original character, I gain the chance to grow stronger. Flying Thunder God? Learn. Wood Release? Practice. Sage Arts? Cultivate. Secretly acquiring a pair of Mangekyō Sharingan and opening a mysterious masked identity? Also yes. Just as Naruto was ready to rewrite regrets, surpass the canon, and stand at the peak of life… Fate prepared its own “surprise”. During an ordinary day, Naruto was teasing a long-haired tsundere Uchiha girl, feeling a strange mix of affection and melancholy. “She’s adorable… but in a few years, a certain ‘dutiful son’ will wipe out her entire clan. I need to find a way to stop that.” Then—— [Ding! Congratulations to the Host: Initial bond formed with the original character ‘Uchiha Sasuke’!] Naruto: “…Huh?!” Sasuke? That cool, brooding, humming idiot? But the one in front of him is clearly a tiny black-haired Uchiha girl, awkward, tsundere, and absolutely not Sasuke. Oh. Right. Her name is… Sasuke.

Taro transmigrated to the world of One Piece with a system called "Peerless Martial Arts Master". With the system's capabilities, he can learn any move from anyone after just one viewing. Garp's Iron Fist, Hawkeye's swordsmanship, Luffy's Gum-Gum Battle Axe, Zoro's Three-Sword Style, etc., are all easy to learn at a glance. Taro always felt he needed to play it safe, otherwise he would easily get killed. One day, after making a move, I suddenly discovered that... I'm so competitive! Everyone said: We already knew!

Chapters and Release: Release days: Everyday Release time: 3pm UTC Status: Unedited. (Will edit after main story conclusion. Specifically from the start.) *** Synopsis: A fifteen-year-old schoolgirl happens to find herself approached by a strange woman after a rough day—who happens to know her plans on running away. Astonished, she tried to interrogate, but ended up getting dragged into another universe and another world. There, she finds out that experiments are being ran on fourteen other candidates set aside for her. Being the last candidate, she is told that she might be the first one to face demise. But she is determined to find out what is up with this co-operation is. After some time, she finds out that this whole world and setting is similar to that of a book she read during her younger days. And the protagonist happened to be her own cousin. *** (Prologue) Listen... No one is judging no one here. And so am I. The world has been cruel these days. Being modern means being rude to people on the street who are below your rank—That is what they believe. I find this all frustrating, why move with a state of mind that could as well kill you someday. You don't know if this person is a lawyer, a far relative, a doctor, a politician. But you already get the gist, don't you? And like any other teenagers my age, I really want to run away from all this. It's not like I am an orphan or from a poor household. I am from a family which is a standard class in economical terms in this world. And yet, I want to run away. Haha! Anyways. I did succeed. I wonder at what cost? I am away from all that hostility of course... But now I am in another world. Not reincarnated. Not transmigrated to another body. I am with my own soul in my original body, but in another world. This world... is weird. Thinking back, I remember reading a strange book when I was young. This book actually speaks about this world. I am a character there. Funnier thing, I don't know what is up with it either. It appears to me that the writer decided they want to see the 'live-action' version of it. So now... I am the actor playing my ownself.

When transmigration starts with top-level Mythical Zoan and Conqueror Haki awakening, can one truly remain weak? Tyler was reborn in the body of a lucky/unlucky guy who left his home for the One Piece after a month of eating a Devil Fruit. Now, in this world full of monsters, he too has a qualification to rise to the top. Watch as Tyler navigates his way to the Grandline, gathers unique and loyal crew, and strives to become King of the Pirates. Twenty Year Later; "What? There is already a second Pirate King who is still alive?" Luffy shouted. "Then, let's defeat him and become third Pirate King!" "Pirate King? Who is that? I am King of the Dragons." --------------- Check out my P@treon page for chapters in advance [email protected]/EvilParagon (change @ to a) Join my discord server- https://discord.gg/uxhZZe8KdV