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This was the story of the Wannabe Webnovelist Team (aka WW) who slaved over writing for five years and did not receive a single reader, only to discover that the person responsible for the final edit and publishing in the Wannabe Webnovelist writing team never actually published anything. He had only uploaded everything to the drafts. Sit back and relax (or not) as you try to figure out which character has written which paragraph or chapter. Not to mention working out how many people are actually in this team - this may fluctuate. The WW team's rules in this novel are that once a chapter has been published, no one in the team can edit it. (NB: all the characters in this work are fictional and while any resemblance to real life people are not entirely coincidental - no insults are meant. This is a completely tongue in cheek, rubbish piece of nothing. Yes, you read that right. If you find this as nonsensical as the author(s), then 'high five!' You are on the right page.) Also, has this story really been discontinued? Wait and see... because if it really has been discontinued, we hope the readers enjoy being left hanging on the cliff edge - or just hanging, cos there's nothing wrong with just hanging about. Addit Oct 2023: WW is on a long break. Who knows if they'll ever get back together or come back (in fact, I doubt they will ever return - I think they've given up). Therefore, you will receive random short stories instead. This is now truly discontinuous nonsense. Enjoy. If you don't like one story, you can now switch to a different one via the contents page. Yay.

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it. And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true! Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!! I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write! I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want! Eh? A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person? There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those? Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy. What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy? ----- [Character Creation:] [Gender:] [Male] [Female] >[Futa] *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

p atreon.com/KeyofStars for more chapters report issues @discord.com/GVBdncd9Wr 100 powerstones = 1 extra chapter 1000 powerstones = free Tier 1 membership giveaway Also, will write R18 if it comes up. ...Bocchi-chan, you don't want your secret to be known, do you?" "Don't look back, I'm really just helping you make up for your demons." Life is restarted, and the goal of this life is to refuse involution and live to ninety-nine without illness or disaster! As a result, this world is very strange, full of evil spirits and monsters. Kitahara Makoto can only transform into an exorcist monk to perform evil on all kinds of evil spirits! That is! Sudden! Bocchi-chan: "Then, that... Kitahara-san can only bully me?" Ijichi: "Since you have foreseen the future, Makoto-kun doesn't want to be chopped by me again, right?" Kita Kita: "It was obviously me first... You guys sneaking away one by one is too much!" Sakurajima Mai: "The child must have my last name."

Su Yuan transmigrated to Teyvat. At the same time, another strange and eerie force descended upon this world. The entire Teyvat was affected to varying degrees. Furina endured five hundred years of loneliness in order to save Fontaine. But just before the dawn of victory, she succumbed to madness under the influence of the eerie force... "No one understands my loneliness... No one can comprehend my fear... No one can listen to my pain..." "Why must I give so selflessly... Do the people of Fontaine truly deserve my sacrifice?"

[No System] [Uchiha Madara] [Humorous] [Rogue Ninja Style] [Strict Setting] Uchiha Ryou obtained the Chimera Technique and the Creation Regeneration Technique from Konoha. He defected from Konoha and prepared to abandon his mission and leave, but was blocked by Orochimaru at the Kannabi Bridge. When he was at his wit's end, he was saved by Madara Uchiha. Ryou replaced Obito and helped Madara recover to his peak, thus advancing the Eye of the Moon Plan. "Uncle Madara, I heard that you have no children and my parents died young. If you don't mind, I would like to take care of you in your old age." "Uncle Madara, Konoha is just ahead! Tobirama Senju's grave is right there!" Tsunade is main FL Harem: Pakura/Konan/Chiyo/Natsuhi

p atreon.com/KeyofStars for more chapters report issues @discord.com/GVBdncd9Wr 100 powerstones = 1 extra chapter 1000 powerstones = free Tier 1 membership giveaway I can write r18 for this when it reaches there :) By accident, Amamiya became a participant in a bizarre real-life escape game. He soon discovered that he could see prompts hovering over both the monsters and his fellow players. And so… things started to feel a bit off. In the Ghost Academy, during a game of "statue," a ghostly girl on the playground looked at him with tear-filled eyes: "Don't come any closer!" In the Horror Canteen: "Dear student, you’ve wasted food. I demand hush money." In the Devil's Examination Room: "Is it wrong to bribe the evil ghost teacher with cash?" Amamiya could also motivate his teammates. [Player: Kaguya Shinomiya] [Status: Crouching and trembling] [Prompt: Please use the following methods to boost your teammate’s morale.] Amamiya sighed. "Shinomiya-san, can you please show a little more spirit? Did you not eat?" "…"

Before Cheri City raised its towers of pride, it was a rotting caste-pit where the poor were counted as waste and cruelty wore the mask of order. Gomi Kirā was raised by the only two people who ever fought back against it — and orphaned for that crime before he was old enough to understand. Sold into servitude by a system that profited from his grief, Gomi spent six years on his knees scrubbing floors that were never clean enough, learning a vocabulary of disposal from people who called it discipline. He was blinded in one eye for the crime of looking his masters in the face. He was beaten for reading. He was reminded, every day, in every register cruelty knows how to speak in, exactly what he was worth. Then, at fourteen, he was murdered in an alley — and thrown into the Skies of Misfortune, the Pit where the world discards what it refuses to bury. He should have stayed dead there. Instead, something ancient and starving found him first. He came back with a horn breaking through his skull, a curse burning green behind a blind gray eye, and no patience left for mercy — his own or anyone else's. The dead call him their king. He never asked to be anyone's anything. But the Pit doesn't ask what you wanted. It only asks what's left of you once it's finished deciding. You Are Nothing But... Filth! is not a story about a kid who overcomes the word he was given. It's a story about what happens when he decides to pick it up and use it back — and what that decision costs the few people foolish enough to love him anyway. Across two volumes and twenty-four episodes, Gomi and the broken found-family he refuses to admit he needs will descend deeper into the Pit's ruined cities, buried bloodlines, and older kings — chasing a truth that was never as simple as hero or monster. Sometimes it isn't the heroes who rise from the ashes. It's the filth they tried to bury. Rated MA25+. A dark, gruesome, emotionally unflinching saga of survival, inheritance, and the price of becoming what the world insists you already are.

After being awakened by a raging headache and faint memories of his past life, Tsubakihara Yuuji found a strange smartphone he had never seen before. Opening it, he found a single question that would change his life and many others for the better, forever. [Do you wish to join the Multiverse Group Chat?] [Yes] / [No] --------------------------------- Update: 2 Chapter/Week (Sunday and Friday) Be sure to check out my patre.on if you wish to support me. Link: Patre.on.com/verglasx

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Bryan Growl, and i'm the author of this fanfic. I'm warning y'all that I'm new to this, and i need your comments to help me improve. Be warned that any offensive comments will be deleted for good, so keep this in mind. Now, stay whit the synopsis. Synopsis Jaden Newman, is a young man that has poor luck in his life. Being 30 years old, and still unemployed, his life is a big joke of sadness and sorrow. His only happiness is his family. He loves, and is loved by his mother, father, and little sister. But recently has been losing all hope to find a job and live his on life. - Aarrrrhhggg! Are fking kidding me? How the fck am i going to have "work experience" if no one hire me? What the actual fck is wrong whit this system? - Sigh - Fck my life! - Vibrates - - Vibrates - - Helo, mom... No, it was mess... Yes, yes... Thanks... See you soon. Bye... I love you too mo- - Loud sound of a truck horn - - Son, son! What happened? Son!... - Grunt - Ouch Arrgh the pain! It's burning! Arrgghh! I can't breathe, i can't breathe! Someone please help me! I don't want to die people - Sob - Mom, Dad, July, i'm sorry... - Grunt - Hmm. What happened. Argh, the pain... it's gone! The pain is gone thank God! Wait it's not just the pain that is gone i can't feel anything. - Hmm - Open eyes - What is this blinding light? Why is so white? Wait where the fck am i?... - End of synopsis - This is not the final official fanfic it's just a draft. If you want to read the official work search for: Traveler The Myriads Of Planes. That's is guys please support me. I'm just a beginner. Please help me whit your comments. See y'all in TTMOP !!!

40K + Words Free ----------------------------- [100 Golden Tickets = 2 bonus chapters] [300 Golden Ticket = 5 bonus chapters] [200 Powerstone = 2 bonus chapter] [400 Powerstone = 5 bonus chapter ] [Every 1k coin gift = 6 bonus chapter ] ————————————————— [Villain System is now Online.] [Commit atrocities, steal waifus and build cults that worship you.] [Become the ruler of the entire world.] [The Title of Final Boss is yours for the taking!] Lucas Estellan was one of the most important characters in the early stages of Aquestius and was the trashiest character to have ever been called trash. Things get even worse, however, when a unlucky gamer finds himself transmigrated into Lucas' body where not only must he survive the Legion, he must also figure out who or what has been tampering with the story. Fortunately or unfortunately for the new Lucas, he was granted a system. The Villian System. [Ding!] [Villian Points can be earned through completing quests and performing villainous acts. The more heinous the deed, the greater the reward!] "I don't want to be a Villian!" Lucas said. Too bad! Stealing candies from babies? Check. Frightening little girls? Check. Causing chaos, strife and wars across the world? Check. Slapping the King in the face in front of the crowd? Check. With the system by his side and the Legion on his back, Lucas must become the greatest Villian the world has ever seen. How far will he be able to go? --------- [Release Schedule: 2 Chapters a Day]

[Large-scale Male Competition and Asura Field, Multiple Male Leads] [Ditzy Beauty x Gloomy Male Ghost/Black-Bellied Older Man/Pure Love Loyal Dog/Unhinged Arch-Nemesis/Clingy Younger Puppy] Zoe Rhodes dies unexpectedly in a car accident. Before her death, she awakens her consciousness and discovers that the world she lives in is a tragic, angsty BE novel. Several villains imprison the female lead, causing the male and female leads to break up and get back together for many years, and in the end, they even drive the male lead to his death. The good news is, she's just an insignificant cannon fodder. The bad news is, her brother is that wronged male lead! Zoe Rhodes's vision goes black. When she wakes up, she has transmigrated ten years into the future. To protect her brother, she starts desperately trying to make her presence known among the villains, hoping they can turn over a new leaf. Through Zoe Rhodes's unremitting efforts, her brother is safe! The female lead is safe! She is also sa... wait, that's not right?!! Can someone please tell her why, after waking up from a nap, she finds herself lying in the villains' basement?! Zoe Rhodes: I don't know either. They started shouting something about a "white moonlight" and a "cinnabar mole" and then lined up to kiss me. [This is probably a story about a ditzy beauty who tries to tame the villains, only to discover that she is their long-dead "white moonlight", and all the villains are lining up, fighting to be her dog.]

【Career-oriented female protagonist + Love-struck male lead + Entertainment industry + Variety show + Satisfying sweetness】 Renee Morgan, a newcomer in the entertainment industry, learns of her predetermined fate as a minor female supporting character in a dream. She is the queen of minor roles, the resilient type, blazing with fighting spirit, illuminating many female stars. Renee Morgan: "...To hell with being a minor character. Anyone who dares use me as a stepping stone, I'll make sure they fall flat." Wendy Aldridge, also a newcomer in the entertainment industry, wants to use her as a control group. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Half a month later, Wendy Aldridge, who was supposed to become famous as part of the control group, ends up being cyber-bullied and is urged to leave the industry? Renee Morgan, who was supposed to be cyber-bullied out of the industry, becomes an overnight sensation and a top-star. The rival company's leading actress, backed by influential figures in the entertainment circle, snatches the main female role, leaving only the role of the female third lead for her. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Four months later, this drama explodes in popularity, all supporting roles become famous, and the female third lead role becomes a classic. The biggest stars, male and female leads, are left with no buzz? ... Later, Renee Morgan finally achieves her dream, winning the Best Actress Award with her acting skills, and announces her relationship on the day she receives the award—she is in love. He's just a regular person. One day, Morgan all over the country sees familiar figures appearing in the news and rushes online to share: Is this the Best Actress's ordinary boyfriend?

As a blade of grass, Ji Xiaosong wanted to become an immortal. But having only just gained sentience, she couldn't even leave the hillside. From the Turquoise Pool, a Caiyun named "Rongrong" flew out; she also wanted to become an immortal. But she had no body. By a stroke of accident, Rongrong and Ji Xiaosong teamed up, embarking on a journey of world-hopping through myriad realms. In every lifetime, Ji Xiaosong becomes the mother of powerful figures from the myriad realms, finding suitable fathers for them and raising these powerful figures to adulthood. "My wife is delicate and can't take care of herself, so don't you dare bully her." The protective General pulls Ji Xiaosong into his embrace, looking around warily. The crowd, who had just been bagged in a sack and beaten by Ji Xiaosong: ... "My mother doesn't have much ability to earn money; she can only rely on me." The genius son holds Ji Xiaosong's hand, a look of resignation on his face. Ji Xiaosong, the richest person in the world: ... Everyone thought Ji Xiaosong was weak and easy to bully; how could a blade of grass turn the world upside down? Yet, lifetime after lifetime, she is doted on and pampered, and all things are hers to command.

Jax Darquebane wakes up in a world ruled by magic, monsters… and a System. Thanks to a very unintended mistake at reincarnation, Jax can max out stats, master any occupation, and break rules the world didn’t even know it had. Instead of becoming a brooding hero, Jax decides to do what he does best: * Modernize a medieval fantasy world. * Build absurd amounts of wealth. * Overthrow corrupt generals and tyrannical kings. * Outplay demon lords and chaos gods. * And somehow end up engaged to multiple terrifyingly capable women. This is a lighthearted, overpowered fantasy adventure filled with business schemes, dungeon raids, ridiculous misunderstandings, adult humor, and world-changing ambition. No explicit content — just chaos, confidence, and fun. New and revised content also published on other popular sites.

Xin Huohuo is very unlucky; she accidentally brought home two freeloaders, and they're even seriously picky eaters. What's the use of being handsome! Can you pay with your face? Can you use it for mobile pay? What's more, she also attracted a sinister character, along with a long trail of ghosts. A black-bellied, money-loving girl + a goofy, violent guy + a stone-faced, sharp-tongued guy; the shady dealings of these three rascals. Eighth Lord: (Mysteriously) "Life and death are all gifts from life itself..." Seventh Lord: (Impatiently) "What does that mean? I don't understand plain talk!" A certain Lord: (With a deadpan face) "Everyone, go to hell! Hmm, the girl stays." Xin Huohuo: (About to cry) "This is the ultimate meaning of 'the early worm gets eaten by the bird'!"

The mountain man, an immortal, roams the peak of Qingyun. In the furnace of Yin Yang, he refines, The Great Dao Path stirs within his heart. Luo Chen traverses through the Cultivation World, empowered with a Proficiency Panel. With pill refinement and Qi refinement, he steps towards the Path of Longevity.

To get revenge on her scumbag ex, Anne Sutton goes to take care of the frail and sickly young master of the Fawcett family, who is not expected to live long. The Fawcett family says her mission in marrying Mr. Fawcett is just to bear him a child before he dies. After getting married, Anne Sutton spends every day counting down until she becomes a widow. And fantasizes about inheriting a fortune worth billions. However, after the child is born, Mr. Fawcett shows no signs of dying. Their child is old enough to go to school, and Anne Sutton suddenly realizes, hmm, how is my sickly husband getting more and more lively and energetic? Has she been tricked?

Chen Han obtained a game system that was supposed to transmigrate him into the game world of Shu Mountain Swordsman. However, the transmigration failed, and as a result, the game system became a little… weird. [The Canine Demon has arrived before you, wantonly unleashing a dense demonic aura. Please expel the Canine Demon immediately!] Chen Han stared in absolute bewilderment at the little mutt lifting a leg to pee against the corner of the wall. It was just the stray dog from the village. [A Clan Elder has appeared and is standing by to back you up. Please expel the Canine Demon immediately!] Chen Han took another glance at the little old lady standing to the side, cheerfully watching the standoff between man and dog. That was his great-aunt. … Years later, Chen Han successfully mastered sword flight. He soared into the clouds, recorded a video, and uploaded it to TikTok. "Wow, the creator's CGI is getting more and more realistic." "This is obviously AI. AI is seriously insane these days." Meanwhile, satellites from nations across the globe simultaneously detected an unidentified high-energy entity moving at rapid speeds! “That man……that man is flying!!!”

Fu Yu awoke from a big dream, feeling like the heavens stuffed his mouth with a pie. Everything familiar suddenly became virtual. The work kitchen, the tools he used, the colleagues he cooperated with, and the customers he faced. Everyone and everything has become walking NPCs and auxiliary tools. Daily life and work have turned into main quests that need to be completed and key clues for advancement. A customer ordered a dish of loose sautéed meat slices. Fu Yu took out a piece of fresh tenderloin: [Pork: Freshness: 90%] Held an egg in one hand: [Egg: Freshness: 85%] Heated oil in the pot, prepared starch, and got ready onions, ginger, and garlic. First frying, then stir-frying; the meat is cooked and taken out of the pot, plated and served to the customer: [Ding! Task of one portion of loose sautéed meat slices completed. Reward received: Cooking Experience +10, RMB +100, one oil-draining spatula!] As a chef constantly fed by the heavens, as long as he cooks, he levels up!

The fool of the Old Mu Family, Mu Shuangshuang, who was bullied by everyone, suddenly changed one day! She was not foolish anymore, and she knew how to fight back when bullied. The dirt thrown on her was returned little by little. The once famous fool of a woman suddenly became smart, became beautiful, became wealthy, and even had an admirable good husband by her side, living a leisurely and carefree life from then on! 【New book 'Rebirth Blessed Wife with Space' has been released, old book 'Rebirth Farm Girl is Stunning'】