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(I Became Beyonce's Half Sister)

Andy Smith lived an average life. Average looks. Average talent. Average relationships. Then he died in the most ridiculous way possible. He forgot to breathe in his sleep. Instead of heaven, he wakes up in an endless white void, face-to-face with a mysterious old man named Rob, who refuses to grant him wishes and forces him to spin four strange wheels that will decide his fate. No overpowered cheats. No choosing his destiny. No second chances. Reborn as Crystalline Alina Knowles. A five year old girl in 1970s america and the future half-sister of Beyoncé. Andy is thrown into a completely different world of music, fame, money, danger, and hidden conspiracies. Armed with a supernatural status system, a legendary vocal template, and an unforgiving personality, he must survive childhood, scandals, ruthless rivals, secret organizations, and his own dark past. From an ordinary man to a global superstar. From forgotten nobody to feared billionaire. This is the chaotic, darkly comedic story of survival, ambition, and ego in a world where talent is power and mistakes are fatal. Will he…now she…survive? ------------------------------------------ These stories are apart of the I.C.T.M universe. Spin-off: Crown of Rot. Spin-off: The Legend. Spin-off: Morgana’s Story. ⚠️ Content Warning: Throughout this story, there are scenes involving strong language, physical and emotional abuse, sexual situations, violence, and other mature or disturbing themes. Please read with discretion.
Nicholas_Sea · 615.6k Views

The Narrativemancer

The Narrativemancer  The Hero is here to save the world. Someone needs to stop him. Elian is an NPC. His job is simple: stand behind the counter of the Rusty Tankard, wipe a clean glass, and say, "The rats in my cellar are huge this year!" He has done this every day for ten years. He is bored. He is tired. And, unlike everyone else in the starter village of Oakhaven, he is awake. When Prince Valerius, a Level 1 Paladin with a jawline sharp enough to cut glass and an ego big enough to crush a kingdom—kicks down the door, Elian knows his quiet hell is over. Valerius isn't just a Hero; he is a walking catastrophe of main-character syndrome. He burns taverns for dramatic lighting. He murders quest givers to skip dialogue. He treats the laws of physics like mere suggestions. Destined to be "collateral damage" in the Hero’s tragic backstory, Elian snaps. He breaks his script. He evolves. Now, armed with the class [Continuity Editor] and the ability to see the "Plot Armor" protecting the Chosen One, Elian has a new quest: escort the Hero to the final boss without letting him destroy the world first. He can't fight Valerius directly—the System won't allow it. But he can edit. He can nudge a candle to burn a shoelace. He can sabotage a romantic subplot with a well-placed bucket of water. He can weaponize irony. The world runs on stories. Elian is about to rewrite this one, even if he has to kill the Author to do it. A Meta-LitRPG about survival, satire, and the horror of being a background character in someone else's epic. ****************************************** Upload schedule:- 4-7 chapters per week ( depending on my mood ) And you can read extra on Patreon. (Just search Jamel cxer)
Jamelcxer · 853 Views