comedy

From Kiana, Lord Ravager, Onward — A Grand Fabricated History

I died and suddenly reincarnated into one of my favorite anime ace of diamond. Follow the journey of our mc Ace of Diamond is not mine, credit to terujima-sensei English is not my main language and I'm still learning about baseball so I'm sorry if I make a mistake in writing this fan-fic

No one suspected me, an unassuming, frail boy with a weak heart condition and a gene defect, to be one of the most infamous villain of the current era. Except her! Somehow she found my real identity!

"Now you see?" she shouted in a tone that was somewhere between annoyance and disappointment. "You can’t outsmart Scrients! They’re the most intelligent beings across the two realms!" "You’re right," I muttered, averting my gaze with a solemn sigh. "I made a mistake. I was arrogant to think a mere human like me could fool them." —BOOM!! "...Wh-What was that?" "Hmm? I’m not sure. Maybe you should go and ask the most intelligent beings across the two realms. Oh wait! You can’t. I killed them all." --- My name is Samael Kaizer Theosbane. On the last day of high school, I got into a fight with a kid I used to bully. It was a stupid and pointless scuffle. And in the middle of it, I tripped and smacked my head on a rock. That’s when the memories came flooding in… Memories of a different life. Memories of another world. Suddenly, everything made a twisted kind of sense. I realized two things. First: I was inside a game I used to play in my past life. Second: I was a villain. A villain! Not the cool, mysterious, tragic kind either! No, I was the worst kind of cliché — a spoiled, insufferable, and arrogant young master. The sort you'd find in those poorly written fantasy stories. You know the type! The one everyone hates. The one the hero would beat into the ground to show everyone just how strong and righteous he is. Yeah. I was that guy! My fate was to be a stepping stone for the main characters, be manipulated by a Demon Prince, and die a dog's death. And the hero? The hero was the same kid I’d been bullying all this time. The one I just got into a fight with. He was supposed to be the savior of this damned world. A world teetering on the edge of destruction, beset by wars, calamities, and a grim future that only I knew. And waiting at the end of it all was the final antagonist. The unbeatable nightmare. …The Spirit King. But could I even make it to the end? Could I really survive in a game where defeat was the only certainty? A game that had now become my reality? “Ah, fuck it.” I had no idea if I could. But I sure as hell was going to try. Extorting extras, manipulating main characters, altering the story to my advantage, stealing the hero’s cheat items, killing villains long before they could become threats — nothing was beneath me. Would the main characters be affected by my actions? Excellent! Would the story change? Even better! All I cared about was me. My survival. My life. My choices. “I’ll live this life with no regrets.” ...But as I soon discovered, fate wasn't so easily changed. And the price of rewriting your destiny was steep. ========== Discord Server: https://discord.gg/VjFQtDUaTR

Roya has crossed over into the world of One Piece — and ended up as an intern on Whitebeard’s ship. Without thinking too much about it, he dumps all 1,500 system-granted attribute points into Observation Haki. In that moment, the entire Whitebeard Pirates were left speechless! PS: Access the complete chapters/series at https://www.patreon.com/c/NanamiTL

Gu Shengsheng transmigrates into a parallel world and wakes up as the long-lost “real daughter” of the Gu family—brought back solely to bring good fortune to the powerful Lu family through a ceremonial marriage. Just when she thinks she’s been dealt the worst possible hand, she unexpectedly binds to an [Appraisal System] and unlocks an attribute panel. From that moment on, her life turns legendary. Day One. At a livestreamed stone-gambling event, she casually picks out a top-grade jadeite that even seasoned experts overlooked—earning three hundred thousand in a single day. Day Two. Digging through scrap metal at a junk market, she uncovers a rusted teapot artifact. After restoring it, she sells it for three million. Day Three. At a flea market, she buys an old Nokia phone on a whim. The memory card contains footage of a crime. She helps solve the case and receives a ten million reward. Day Four. Dragged into the lawless borderlands, she appraises treasures and rakes in three hundred million. Along the way, she uses the System to rescue hundreds of trafficked victims—and wipes out the criminal syndicate behind it all. Day Five. She travels across foreign lands, retrieving stolen cultural relics and sending them back home. Day Six. She establishes her own private museum. — Just as her life reaches new heights, she’s asked during an interview: “As a successful woman, what do you think makes a good husband?” Gu Shengsheng replies calmly, “Rich, never comes home, and dies young. Just like my late husband.” At that exact moment, her “late” billionaire husband, Lu Shijing, walks in. Lu Shijing pulls out a health report. “Dear, my body is perfectly healthy—and my physical fitness is excellent.”

Jiang Xian, the ultimate corporate overachiever at a top tech company, transmigrated. Before transmigrating, she had just sought help from a doctor for her anxiety: "I feel sick if I don't work overtime for a day, and I can't breathe properly if I take a day off. What should I do?" A friend asked: "Is your illness contagious? Come stay at my company for a while, and spread it around!" After transmigrating, she arrived in the slow-paced harem, where everyone was idle. She was going crazy from the lack of work! So she, without a second thought, started hustling like her life depended on it. * An anonymous concubine: In November, when the snow was heaviest in the Capital, Jiang Daying danced in the Plum Garden every single day! Good heavens, is it necessary to work yourself to death? Vying for favor is not something we, on our measly salary, should worry about. So that same year, Jiang Daying was promoted to the rank of Beauty, while she was still a lowly concubine. * Later, it was rumored that Consort Jiang had a bad relationship with her stepmother. After her stepmother gave birth to a son and came to the palace for an audience, the Lady gifted her a fifteen-character calligraphy piece to be hung over her step-brother's bed—Four thousand three hundred and seventy days until the imperial examination. * When it comes to making her presence known to the boss, Jiang Xian is a professional. Have you ever seen the harem at 3 AM? The concubines wake up at five, she at three: While the concubines were admiring flowers, gazing at the moon, watching plays, and gossiping, she was practicing dancing, singing, and her instruments, meticulously studying the big boss's preferences. Excelling in both professional skills and flattery, Jiang Xian believed that if she continued to roll like this, the boss would surely think of her first for promotions and raises. And the Emperor had seen countless methods of vying for favor. Yet, he truly only remembered Jiang Xian— This woman is so deeply in love with me!

Jane Sterling lived a smooth and privileged life until the day she turned eighteen and discovered she was the fake heiress. Her so-called parents plotted against her and tricked her into a hospital to force a bone marrow donation for the real heiress. Overnight, she lost her family, her fortune, and ended up on the streets with nothing. Just when she was in despair, she accidentally activated the Yin Yang Delivery System, becoming a courier between the realms of the living and the dead, and inadvertently rising to become a feared spiritual master earning $1,000,000 an hour. At first. Her cruel adoptive parents forced her to donate bone marrow? Sweet smile on the surface, middle finger in her heart, then she sent them straight to prison. Little ghosts bullying the weak and tormenting Jane for fun? One exorcism talisman later, they were nothing but dust. Powerful mystic clans looked down on her? She'd have the Lord of the Dead summon them for a "friendly chat" one by one. Until later. Scumbag Dad and Mom: "Jane, we beg you, get rid of these evil ghosts quickly!" Little Ghosts: "Master, I want to be your minion!" Mystic clans: "Grandmaster, please accept this disciple's bow!" Jane not only found her biological parents but also helped her family overcome a crisis, becoming the true heiress in every sense of the word and reaching the pinnacle of her life. Then suddenly, a gentle idol, a sunny young heir, a handsome business elite, and a soldier with eight-pack abs all declared they'd marry no one but her. Jane Sterling: "Hmm, which one should I pick? One for each day of the week would be nice." Drew Thorne: "…Say that again. I dare you."

Transmigrating into a classic overbearing CEO novel to become the substitute for the White Moonlight, Ni Bingyan feels the original host was really not thinking clearly. With these looks, why not focus on acting instead of loving some CEO? The CEO doesn't even love you. She is different, she doesn't love the CEO, only money—the kind earned through her own abilities! You can't attract the best if you aren't the best. If you don't work hard, good men aren't blind, why would they fall for you?

Jiang Che is diagnosed with delusional disorder, always fantasizing about having a family, but is treated as mentally ill and locked up for ten years. The bizarre descends upon the world, and he is pulled into an SSS-level dungeon labeled as unconquerable by humans. When facing the terrifying and eerie spirits that scare everyone, He hugs a loli with a severed limb, calling her his daughter, Referring to the old bizarre spirits dressed in bloodstained nurse attire and holding a deadly Saw Meat Knife as his parents, Facing the biggest boss of the SSS-level dungeon, he embraces it without hesitation and calls it his wife. …… The eerie dungeon is broadcast globally, and everyone sees it all. Audience: "If you don’t seek death, you won’t die; seeking death makes you die faster." "Is he insane, treating the eerie spirits as family?" "This delusional disorder is too severe; you’re only 20 years old and you’re imagining having a seven or eight-year-old daughter?" …… While everyone thought he was going to be brutally killed, He began to be accepted by the eerie spirits, who actually regarded him as family?! Jiang Che: In a family, the person who doesn’t cook can never complain about the taste of the food. Jiang Che: My wife's cooking is not salty at all!

Xin Huohuo is very unlucky; she accidentally brought home two freeloaders, and they're even seriously picky eaters. What's the use of being handsome! Can you pay with your face? Can you use it for mobile pay? What's more, she also attracted a sinister character, along with a long trail of ghosts. A black-bellied, money-loving girl + a goofy, violent guy + a stone-faced, sharp-tongued guy; the shady dealings of these three rascals. Eighth Lord: (Mysteriously) "Life and death are all gifts from life itself..." Seventh Lord: (Impatiently) "What does that mean? I don't understand plain talk!" A certain Lord: (With a deadpan face) "Everyone, go to hell! Hmm, the girl stays." Xin Huohuo: (About to cry) "This is the ultimate meaning of 'the early worm gets eaten by the bird'!"

Everyone said Jett Westgate was insane. The most powerful magnate of Aethelgard, insisting on forcibly marrying Veridia's esteemed socialite, Annelise Valentine. Unexpectedly, the two had a major falling out on the day of their engagement party. He sneered, "The pinnacle of heiresses? Hah, besides splurging your family's money, what else can you do?" She turned and sank his limited-edition supercar into the Azure River, "I can teach you a lesson." And so, the daily life of high society became a spectacle of watching two lunatics in an epic showdown. He sabotaged her romantic prospects; she ruined his business deals. He gifted a mansion to a female companion; she chartered a yacht filled with male models. A back-and-forth battle, filled with hidden daggers and flashing swords. Yet, their engagement remained as stable as Mount Tai, becoming the year's greatest unsolved mystery. What was even more thrilling was that everyone in their circle knew— Annelise Valentine's childhood sweetheart, Zane Patterson, had loved her for fifteen years, a widely acknowledged tale of unfulfilled love in their circle. Everyone was betting that Annelise Valentine would eventually break off the engagement for Zane Patterson; this forced union wouldn't last. But Jett Westgate refused to accept his fate. Late at night, he smashed open her door, pinned her against the wall, and kissed her fiercely: "Admit it. You can't marry him, and you can't escape me." In the throes of their desperate passion, he nibbled her earlobe and warned in a hoarse voice: "In this lifetime, the only one who can make you cry... is me." Later, the once impossibly arrogant Crown Prince shoved a gun into her hand, pressed the muzzle against his own heart, and when he looked up, his eyes were bloodshot: "Baby, shoot me if you want, I'll even let you play me to death, I just beg you not to leave me."

After graduating from college and unsure of where to go, Zhou Wang accidentally activated the "Game of Life" system while playing a video game, turning his life into easy mode from then on. We can't return to the past, but we can always change the way we live. Growing through indulgence, advancing with a carefree spirit. ... Zhou Wang: "This time, I'll only be the winner."

How massive must the wealth of a family that has been passed down for five thousand years be? Sometimes, you’ll never know how rich your family really is until you push your parents a bit! Only after inheriting his family's five-thousand-year fortune did Zhang Menglong realize that the joy of the wealthy is so simple. Bank president, "Mr. Zhang, please, I beg you to deposit your money with our bank, and you can set the interest rate!" Huaxia's top wealthy second generation, "Does the whole world belong to your family or what?" World's richest person, "I feel like I am just a poor man!" European Royal Family, "Mr. Zhang, are you lacking a girlfriend? If you are, would you mind finding one? If not, would you mind one more? What do you think about our country's princess?" Latter, Zhang Menglong found out that the college his parents left him was the most impressive thing. Actually, being a dean turned out to be even more joyful than being the world's richest person!

Yu Jiuqing was a prodigy among men, becoming Prime Minister at a young age, and an object of admiration for all under heaven. No one would have thought that such an almost omnipotent man would be mercilessly abandoned by his own wife. For ten years, no one dared to mention his wife's name in front of Yu Jiuqing. Everyone thought he must have hated that heartless woman to the core. However, ten years later, that woman suddenly returned... ... Shen Qing of the Space-Time Administration Bureau went back to take an assessment. Upon her return, she found that ten years had passed in the world, and she had inadvertently become a "scum woman" who had abandoned her husband and son and not returned home for a decade. Facing her icy-cold husband and a son in his rebellious puberty, Shen Qing wanted to cry but had no tears. A debt owed must always be repaid.

Ling Feng traversed to the apocalypse cultivation realm and acquired the life chart of coasting along to be invincible. [You refused to follow the cultivation of the Master of Spear Technique and acquired the ability to automatically strengthen your spear technique around the clock.] [You refused to apprentice under the Body Tempering Master and gained the strongest constitution, the Glazed Golden Body.] [You refused the breathing technique exercise on the Breath Technique cultivation class and awakened the strongest breathing ability of martial dao.] [You refused the will implantation from the master and carried the lying flat practice through to the end, obtaining the master-level defense power.]

Bottom-level corporate slave Qin Gengyun crosses into a cultivation world and becomes a low-level cultivator, but he is afflicted with Pill Poison and has only a slim chance of survival by marrying and practicing cultivation. However, Qin Gengyun discovers that even in the cultivation world, getting married requires a bride price! "Taoist Friend Qin, I earn two Spirit Stones a month. If you want to marry me, you need to earn ten Spirit Stones a month, three hundred Spirit Stones as a bride price, and a Spirit Vein Immortal Mansion." "Taoist Friend Qin, I need five hundred Spirit Stones and a two-story Immortal Mansion, just to have some security." "Taoist Friend Qin, I only need two hundred Spirit Stones and a new house as a bride price, but you must treat my child as your own." After several blind dates, Qin Gengyun finally finds a female cultivator who doesn't want a bride price. However, he discovers that there is something a bit off about his wife.

Opening his eyes after transmigrating, Chen Yi found himself kneeling in the Punishment Hall of the Marquis’s Manor. The reason? As a live-in son-in-law, he had actually dared to run away on his wedding day. Consequently, not only was he thoroughly despised by the entire manor, but he was also indefinitely grounded as punishment. However, Chen Yi was more than happy to enjoy the peace and quiet. Having exhausted himself with endless toil in his previous life, simply being a wealthy, idle son-in-law in this one sounded pretty damn good. From that day forward, relying on a Daily Intelligence System to passively harvest fortuitous encounters, he dedicated himself to mastering the zither, chess, calligraphy, painting, medicine, and even the Dao of fishing. He lived a supremely leisurely and blissful life within the manor. …… Many years later, when the surrounding barbarian nations launched a massive invasion, Chen Yi—who had already reached the absolute pinnacle of perfection in the arts, medicine, and fishing—helplessly sighed. Stepping directly into the realm of a Land Immortal, he shocked the entire world with a single battle. Xiao Jinghong: “Husband, didn’t we agree you were just going to be an idle son-in-law? Why are you a Land Immortal?!”

Zero didn’t have any lofty ambitions. Power? Fame? He didn’t want any of it. The very thought of sitting in a high position and having to deal with endless troubles made him feel exhausted in both body and mind. “You and that Swordmaster, Jingliu, you two… is there some something going on between you two?” Jingliu, the Swordmaster of Luofu. White hair, red eyes, cold temperament, outstanding looks. She was a high mountain flower, untouchable by ordinary people, only to be admired from afar. She rarely showed any emotions on her face. Only a few people had ever caught a glimpse of expressions on Jingliu’s face beyond that icy mask. Zero considered himself one of those exceptions. ——— “Best friend~” “My best friend!” “My dearest best friend!” “…” Zero stared silently at the levitating head, who was known as 'Aha'— Aeon of Elation. ———— TAGS: #Singlefemalelead #nonchalantmc #uselesssystem ❀═IT'S A TRANSLATION═❀ 崩坏星轨：罗浮占卜师

[Congratulations! You have received your monthly sect stipend: 1 Low-grade Spirit Stone and 8 Spirit Stone Fragments.] Staring at the salary that had just been deposited into his bank account—now inexplicably quantified as a handful of spirit stones—Lin Hao finally achieved enlightenment! Even though this world looked absolutely no different from the real, modern world, whatever the System said, goes. Therefore, this was a cultivation world! The public library was the [Scripture Pavilion], the local hospital was the [Alchemy Hall], the supermarket was the [Artifact Forging Pavilion], and the toy store was the [Magical Artifact Shop]… Since that was the case— Watch closely, because I’m about to start my urban cultivation journey!