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(Currently being revised so the story may be incoherent) "Knowledge, There you are! We need to do this quickly before the other gods notice." Valor says as he motions for her to approach. "I'm surprised you agreed to help with this." Gluttony adds with a cruel smile. "I never would have thought the God of Knowledge would be the one to give us aid." Knowledge mearly nods at his words. "Now, this is it! That crazy bat from the far continent has made some crazy monsters before but this one is the cream of the crop. Fully capable of self-evolution and self-replication. It can breed a whole army of different monsters by gathering the essence of other lifeforms!" Valor says as he points to a large egg on the ground. She nods again. "You know, I thought you'd be as excited as I am with this? Endless war and power; we'll have full control of the system once this thing begins its rampage." Knowledge raises her hands in the air and shakes them unenthusiastically. "As sarcastic as ever I see. Well, whatever. Place your hand hand here and help us with the seal." She does as she is told and a huge beam of light descends upon the egg; but her attention is elsewhere. Using the ceremony as a distraction, Knowledge brings lost souls from other worlds and implants them in unsuspecting inhabitants. She can see it. Tiny seeds of change have been sewn.

Mark, a cook on a ship in the north sea, is suddenly killed along with his entire crew by a storm that comes out of nowhere. But instead of just floating through the void, something grabs him and sends him into the body of what was supposed to be a stillborn asgardian child, making him... THE THIRD ODINSON!!! ************************* Please enjoy my Marvel fan-fic. I'm already enjoying writing it, and I plan to post daily. ************************* https://discord.gg/Thb5V4eG Please support!

Second book of RTSSIA Series. Read Book 1 through here: https://www.webnovel.com/book/34280531508761905 --------------- Commander Hans Flemmens is no longer just a survivor. With the Construction Yard deployed and a functioning base established, he now commands an army that does not tire, does not falter, and does not run out of ammunition. But a base is only the beginning. Beyond it lies Grefort City, a hundred-kilometer expanse occupied by millions of infected, with Hives within its streets and more than a few secrets hidden within. As Hans pushes farther into the city, captures Strategic Facilities, and expands his army along the way, what else will he uncover inside Grefort, and the cities that lay beyond it?

A beam of light, transcending the barriers of countless universes, projected onto the countless worlds, becoming a spectacle for the natives of each world! When Jingliu finely diced Blade into minced meat, the Demon Slayer Corps were shocked! 'What kind of breathing technique is that? Ice Breathing?' (A certain Demon King trembled in a corner) When Acheron unleashed a spectacular slash in Penacony, a girl named Mei on a certain starship couldn't even hold her rice scoop steady. 'She's also named Mei? She also has lightning attributes? And... why does her voice sound exactly like mine?' This is bad! I have a feeling the upcoming scenes are going to have an unacceptable, super-crazy development! Updates Schedule: 1 Chapter every M/W/F @11am GMT+08 If you want to support me and want advanced access to up to 10 Chapters, you can check it @patreon.com/Icedrone

The name Projection of All Worlds website that appeared in each world has been around for a while. One day, Jiang Xia comes to a so-called universal projection website invitation, just register to send the manuscript and there will be a reward...... So, one after another, the famous scene began to show its light. Top 10: Oath Under Snow: Emiya. If this is evil, then I am evil! Can you give me back, Miyu? Top 9: Luffy vs Kaidou: This is my country's friend. If I don't defeat you, I can't become the Pirate King...... Top8: Mount Natagumo : Hinokami Kagura-Dance..... Natsu from Fairy Tail also wanted to protect his comrades, and he looked at the contemplation with the crowd of people, and also made a choice...... According to the image of each scene, countless people felt their enthusiasm boiling and therefore moved, as a result, the Heavens of All Worlds began to return to heaven...... The novel and the character are merely fictional, and if they have similarities, they are mere coincidences and should not be imitated. Updates Schedule: 2 Chapters every M/W/F @11am GMT+08 If you want to support me and want advanced access to up to 10 Chapters, you can check it @patreon.com/Icedrone

[No System] [Uchiha Madara] [Humorous] [Rogue Ninja Style] [Strict Setting] Uchiha Ryou obtained the Chimera Technique and the Creation Regeneration Technique from Konoha. He defected from Konoha and prepared to abandon his mission and leave, but was blocked by Orochimaru at the Kannabi Bridge. When he was at his wit's end, he was saved by Madara Uchiha. Ryou replaced Obito and helped Madara recover to his peak, thus advancing the Eye of the Moon Plan. "Uncle Madara, I heard that you have no children and my parents died young. If you don't mind, I would like to take care of you in your old age." "Uncle Madara, Konoha is just ahead! Tobirama Senju's grave is right there!" Tsunade is main FL Harem: Pakura/Konan/Chiyo/Natsuhi

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it. And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true! Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!! I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write! I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want! Eh? A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person? There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those? Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy. What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy? ----- [Character Creation:] [Gender:] [Male] [Female] >[Futa] *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

A mysterious celestial curtain descends upon Douluo Continent, randomly selecting individuals to enter the Perfect World and starting a continent-wide live broadcast! Those who successfully survive for a full year can bring back their spoils and have a chance to become gods! Initially, the Douluo members were full of confidence, preparing to sweep through the Perfect World and seize its fortunes and opportunities. Until Hu Yanzhen was slapped into mincemeat by the Black Queen's descendant. And when the theoretical master Yu Xiaogang attempted to study pigs, only to be tossed around three thousand miles by one, becoming a laughingstock, everyone realized the terror of the Perfect World. ... Countless eons ago, Jiang Chen transmigrated to the Perfect World, experiencing endless years, and with the help of the system, attained the Dao of Immortal King, establishing the Primordial Immortal Court. One day, Jiang Chen suddenly discovered some familiar figures within his Primordial Immortal Court. The youthful-looking Zhu Zhuqing, the mature and elegant Bibi Dong…

p atreon.com/KeyofStars for more chapters report issues @discord.com/GVBdncd9Wr 100 powerstones = 1 extra chapter 1000 powerstones = free Tier 1 membership giveaway Bad news: I traveled through time Good news: It is a safe and everyday world of youth Bad news: Supernatural events suddenly begin to appear in the normal world Good news: There is a quest system where you can obtain spells and magic items after completing quests Bad news: Spells and magic items require magic power to activate, and I don’t have magic power Good news: It seems that I can replenish my magic power by contacting ‘witches’ Bad news: The witches seem to have someone they like Good news: They are all losers Wait, is this really good news?

p atreon.com/KeyofStars for more chapters report issues @discord.com/GVBdncd9Wr 100 powerstones = 1 extra chapter 1000 powerstones = free Tier 1 membership giveaway I can write r18 for this when it reaches there :) By accident, Amamiya became a participant in a bizarre real-life escape game. He soon discovered that he could see prompts hovering over both the monsters and his fellow players. And so… things started to feel a bit off. In the Ghost Academy, during a game of "statue," a ghostly girl on the playground looked at him with tear-filled eyes: "Don't come any closer!" In the Horror Canteen: "Dear student, you’ve wasted food. I demand hush money." In the Devil's Examination Room: "Is it wrong to bribe the evil ghost teacher with cash?" Amamiya could also motivate his teammates. [Player: Kaguya Shinomiya] [Status: Crouching and trembling] [Prompt: Please use the following methods to boost your teammate’s morale.] Amamiya sighed. "Shinomiya-san, can you please show a little more spirit? Did you not eat?" "…"

When Uchiha Itachi stepped onto the battlefield for the first time Seeing the mountain of corpses results of the horrifying war and the fragility of human life — his Sharingan awakened. Then Asuka stepped onto the battlefield for the first time and Seeing the exact same scene, he just… went numb. Uchiha Itachi, watching comrades fall, questioned existence, destiny, peace and war — every deep concept known to mankind. Asuka, watching his comrades fall, questioned one thing: “Should I defect now… or after lunch?” Uchiha Itachi, witnessing deaths up close, awakened further, his power surging, his resolve crystallizing. Asuka, witnessing death up close, awakened nothing except the realization: “…Yeah, I definitely messed up choosing this career.” Back in Konoha, Asuka stared at his forehead protector, wondering — Horizontal ? Or Vertical? Which way looks more tragic? But before he could decide, he put his kunai away, slung his bag down, and turned around. The Fourth Hokage was hosting a feast. Defection could wait. A free meal couldn’t. ** Naruto belongs to Mashashi Kishimoto. This is a fantranslation. All rights to the respective contents belong to the original authors. [Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming - Tuo Xie Tang Ge Yan] ** For Advance chapters P*treon.com/The_WritingSystem

[Warning: Mature Content] Liam thought he was just another invisible college student, average looks, no game, and a front-row seat to watching guys effortlessly charm every girl on campus. But after a violent encounter in an alley changes everything, Liam's quiet life takes a sharp turn into the impossible. A mysterious purple-haired girl leaves him with more questions than answers, and now he's seeing things that shouldn't exist. Numbers floating above girls' heads. Now with his Lust Meter system, he can get any girl with ease. ... Join my discord for exclusive character art, discussion and sneak https://discord.gg/MJuNWARsH --- No NTR ... Ps: I'm new at this and i definitely have a lot to learn and might make mistakes so if you find any please comment and I'll fix it as soon as possible.

Katsuragi Ren,an ordinary earthling, mistakenly travelled to the world of demon slayer as an orphan.At the moment of life and death he got his unique ability (Golden Finger) TenchiSeiki-Heavenly Insight. As the repaying favour to the Insect Hashira for Saving him from the Demons.Ren decided to join the Butterfly mansion and was determined to save the lonely girl ,Shinobu Kocho by making her his wife. Watch as Ren changes the fate of the people in the Demon Slayer Universe. OGTitle - 鬼灭：悟性逆天，开局攻略蝴蝶忍 The rights of the respective content belongs to original creators. I'm just translating for enjoyment

It seems I've gotten stronger! Ding! God-level lottery system bound successfully. Congratulations, host, on beginning your journey to strength.Swinging a kitchen knife, weapon proficiency +1…Reading a book, intelligence +10…Going for a run, stamina +1…Doing a push-up, strength +1…You say S-rank ninjutsu is difficult to learn? Sorry, I know all the S-rank ninjutsu. Main Character: Uzumaki Hiroshi.

After Ken encounter with a sinjiki his world gets up side down and he started questioning himself is a sinjiki or a human

Transmigrated to the world of One Piece, before the story has even begun. My identity is a member of the Rocks Pirates. My luck isn't bad, as I've activated a system called the Six Paths Sage. From the Sage Body to the Nine-Tailed Chakra Mode, then to the Kurama Mode, Six Paths Sage Mode, I will ultimately become the Six Paths Sage.

The Jura-Tempest Federation is lively as ever on this particular afternoon. "Wahahaha! Kai-chan, give up! You can't catch me!" Milim, hands on hips, gloated shamelessly at the young man hovering in the sky above her. "Milim. You stole Rimuru's pudding again." "Hehe! I'm the Demon King!" A silver-haired maid appeared silently behind her, pocket watch in hand. "Milim-sama. Three days. No pudding." Milim slowly turned around. "S-Sakuya! It was Rimuru's fault, I swear!!" The maid grabbed her by the collar and dragged her off without another word. "AHHHHH!! I know I was wrong!! Kai-chan, SAVE ME!!" The roadside crowd watched on. "Fifth time this month." "The Demon Slayer Corps is basically a road repair team now." "At least you only have roads. Milim-sama sank an island in the pirate world last week. Admiral Akainu broke four desks." "Don't even get me started on the Ninja World..." Kaito watched it all unfold and quietly mourned. 'Milim... my peaceful life.'

As a Bayern youth player, Lu Xiao/ Lance awakens the superstar system. If you stay at the Bayern base for 1,000 days, you can activate the system to extract the top football players template. With 3 days left for activation, he was expelled by the 2nd team coach Erik Ten Hag after his contract expired. No, I have to stay here until the system is activated! Wait, where are the Ronaldo and Kaka templates? Absolute Control? Who is Nagi? (There is no Blue Lock in this world) …… From this day on, a true monster was born in world football! The outrageous moves that can only be seen in comics are reproduced one by one in reality! Guardiola, Ancelotti and Klopp were all stunned! Messi and Ronaldo feel inferior to him: Lance is the only GOAT in the world!

The Chronicles of Tang Xiaoqi's Cultivation follows Tang Xiaoqi (Xu Xiaoqi), the sole survivor of Xu Lan Villa, on his journey of growth and vengeance. Born on the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, he bears the family legacy of the "Purification Source." After his clan's annihilation by demonic cultivators, he is adopted by Qingxu Temple, transforming from a lazy, timid young cultivator into a hero destined to protect the mortal realm. The tale begins when he accidentally activates his ancestral jade pendant and a mysterious frying pan within a secret realm. From there, he experiences adventures in the Legacy Hall, survives crises at Qingxu Temple, uncovers the truth of his origins, and faces a devastating father-son confrontation—ultimately challenging the mastermind behind it all: the earth-shattering conspiracy of the Demon Lord's Remnant Soul. Along the way, he befriends a lively, treasure-obsessed Rabbit Spirit and fights shoulder-to-shoulder with his master and senior siblings, gradually uncovering the truth behind his parents' murder and the Xu family's destruction. Blending xianxia cultivation, coming-of-age adventure, and light comedy, the story delivers both passionate battles and ancient inheritances, alongside humorous and heartwarming companion interactions. It presents a legendary tale of a youth navigating the torrents of fate, making impossible choices, and growing ever stronger on his path to immortality.

Rim Young has a problem: he's hopelessly, irreversibly obsessed with S-Class Esper Wi Hajoon—the villain of the century. The kind of ridiculously hot, walking red flag who makes normal people run for the hills. Rim Young? He runs straight into the knife. After suddenly migrating into the novel where his favorite villain is real and breathing the same air, Rim Young's fictional crush metastasizes into a full-blown, life-ruining obsession. He's blind to every warning sign. The knife at his throat? Romantic. Being treated like garbage? Just a villain's love language. The villain calling the bed “their place to talk”? Rim Young volunteers. Honestly… how much love-blindness is biologically possible? (Asking for himself. Definitely himself.) But he also has a mission: ensure the main character and the male lead survive and reach their happy ending. Unsurprisingly, Wi Hajoon is the biggest obstacle to that route and Rim Young has to oppose him.