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[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] "...I have to choose a King Consort right now?!" No sooner did the young woman from Earth awake in the body of Empress Isabelle of Nevremia than she was informed she'd have to choose a King Consort to keep her throne. While she was still trying to get used to her new body, new world, and new position, her advisors insisted she marry some stranger to retain her power. "But don't Empresses get to make the rules?" As Isabelle Von Nevremia. not only is she the revered empress of a powerful country, but she has access to a special status system, which allows her to read people's names, skills, moods, and even their kinks. As well as that, there's some kind of mysterious 'challenge' system that awards her 'skill points' for successfully completing challenges. ...But all the challenges are just seducing people. How tacky... "...If I'm going to be Empress, then I won't have a king! I'm going to have a harem!"

Mandrax Randoff, a fourteen year old Furrha with the typical life of a normal loser, seems to have gotten himself in between a Millenia war between the Demons and Beasts. He up to a point never even believed the gods existed, that is until, a primordial god took a liking to him. And the god wasn't the only one thinking about making Max's life a little more chaotic by pinning him with many expectations. Join Max's Journey as he tries to gain enough strength to survive in the beastverse, all in the while making friends and enemies.....very powerful enemies, along the way. A universe way passed advanced, filled with all kinds of monsters, demons, and elves that have a bone to pick with each other.

You can either start the novel at chap 1 or 231.* .... Marry a grandma. In simple terms, that was the order I received. “…What did you say?” “Didn’t hear me? I said you need to sacrifice for the family.” Rage surged inside me and my vision flickered, but I forced myself to ask. “There’s an old hag. She’s looking for a groom to marry, and for the sake of the family, I’m being sold off to her. Is that the story?” “Exactly.” Man, I could barely hold back the curses itching to spill out. Not to mention my fists. “Well, it’s not so bad, right? Who knows, maybe she’ll pamper you like a pet, thinking she scored a young stud.” Crack! Oh, f*ck me. I couldn’t hold back. ************* Discord server https://discord.gg/GcsXh8XM6c https://p@treon. com/UnluckyGod Patreon for the one who wants to tip me..maybe? 5 reviews = 2 extra chapters.. 10 golden tickets= 1 extra chapters .. 50 Powerstones = 2 extra chapters.. Chapters Double With Double of My REWARDS Gift Rewards: Massage chair- 1 extra chaps Car- 3 extra chaps Dragon- 4 extra chaps Castle- 12-15 extra chaps Spaceship- 21 extra chaps Gachapon- 25 extra chaps I'll upload the chapters under 2-9 days DON'T READ IT if you hate smut...

After transmigrating into a cultivation world, Lin Xiao Tian believed fate had finally favored him when a dying elder entrusted him with a “supreme sect.” But upon arrival, reality struck cold there were no disciples, no elders, no treasures, only ruins and silence choking a forgotten mountain. Just as despair crept in, a mysterious system awakened, binding him to the sect while granting absolute dominion within it. To grow stronger, he must expand, recruit, and conquer. From a single disciple to an army of immortals, his influence spreads across realms. The world soon realizes— the abandoned sect has risen… as the axis of heaven and earth.

WARNING: ITS A 18+ BOOK Heena stretched on the warm sand, sipping coconut water. Finally, peace. No scheming heroines, no brooding male leads—just her and the ocean. “HEENA! MOTHER! I FOUND YOU!” Her eye twitched. Not now. Floating above the beach was a golden lion with sparkling wings. “System 547,” she said, gritting her teeth. “I’m on vacation.” “But the worlds are collapsing! Male leads are going crazy! Villainesses are dying! White lotus heroines are ruining everything!” “Not my problem.” “You’re the Black Lotus! Only you can fix this!” “Exactly why I deserve a vacation.” “No rules! Slap them, seduce them, team up with the villainess—anything!” Heena sipped her coconut. “If I say yes, triple points, rare items from every world, and six months vacation after.” “Done! Anything!” the lion shouted, tail wagging. Heena stood, brushing sand off. “Fine. Show me these broken male leads.” Her smirk was dangerous. . . . The portal threw Heena onto cold marble floors. Her head spun as чуж memories flooded in. Empress Celeste Ravencourt. Five husbands. A dying empire. “Great,” Heena muttered. “I’m the villain.” A tiny golden lion appeared beside her. “Welcome to World 12! You’re married to five powerful men who all hate you. They’re meeting tonight to poison you and crown the heroine instead.” “Let me guess,” Heena sighed. “White lotus?” “Lady Seraphina. Sweet, kind, system-backed. They’re all in love with her.” Heena rubbed her temples. The body was weak, starved, exhausted. No wonder Celeste died so easily. “Fine,” she said, pulling off the heavy jewelry. “That empress is dead. I’m not.” She chose a simple dark dress, tied her hair up, and met her reflection. The sadness vanished. Confidence took its place. At dinner, five men waited—cold, powerful, deadly handsome. Warriors, priests, generals, spies. Every one of them wanted her gone. Wine was poured into her glass. Poisoned. Obvious. They watched her closely. Heena lifted the glass, smiling lightly. “To new beginnings.” She drank it all. The silence cracked. Nothing happened. Their faces changed—shock, fear, disbelief. Heena leaned back, calm and smiling. “Now,” she said softly, “which one of you thought killing me would be that easy?”

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

Synopsis: Seito had lived in a slice-of-life crossover world for seventeen years. During that time, he worked hard, built a stable life, and quietly hoped to settle down someday. Everything changed with the release of the world’s first full-dive virtual reality game. From that moment on, the world began to feel subtly—but unmistakably—wrong. By closely studying the playstyle of the so-called “Lucky Shield Girl,” Seito rapidly climbed the rankings and soon stood at the very top. Maple Honjō: “Seito-kun is amazing~! I love teaming up with Seito-kun the most~!” Shizuka Hiratsuka: “Hey, brat. Come over to my place tonight.” Kaguya Shinomiya: “Unbelievable! Losing to someone like him?! I refuse to accept it!” Yukino Yukinoshita: “Hmph. As if I’d ever like someone like him.” Utaha Kasumigaoka: “As expected of you~ That really was impressive~” As time passed, the line between the virtual world and reality began to blur. When the game finally fused with the real world, Seito—the first player to reach the summit—rose above everyone else and became the first god of this new era. …… This novel is a crossover featuring worlds from Oregairu, Saekano, Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, BOFURI, and more. Update schedule: 1-2 chapter daily. Note: This is a translation of a Chinese fan-fiction. Before reading, please remember to turn off your brain a little and enjoy the story with a positive mindset. If you notice any mistakes in the translation, feel free to point them out in the comments. Your feedback is greatly appreciated! ....... 100 PS(Power stone)= 1 extra chapter 300 PS= 2.... 500 PS= Still unknown(Not going to reach anyway) The extra chapter will be uploaded on every Sunday or if miss it will be on Monday. And thank you for reading! ........ And if you want to read ahead and support me a bit please do check my P*troen:Koko_890. I only have 1 Tier that's also only $3 a month. If you have some extra money or You are very Rich please do help a poor like me.

[A/N: No smut. Moderate pacing, with a slight lean toward fast pacing to keep the story sharp and avoid dragging. Romance is secondary] ___ I transmigrated into a slow-paced action romance fantasy novel. You know the type. A naïve, righteous protagonist with a growing harem, invasive creatures to slaughter, a God to kill, and a guaranteed happy ending. And then there was the Mob villain. The jealous, exiled half-brother who goes full psycho, challenges the protagonist… and gets killed by his own fiancée. Yeah. That villain was me, Caelir Vayne. But everything changed when I awakened the SSS class and three op skills. Cloning. Copy. Fusion. “…Wait. Isn’t this a little too overpowered?” But something’s wrong. Why isn’t the plot following the story? Why are events spiraling out of control? And worst of all… Why is my fiancée, the girl who killed me in the original story, now staring at me like I’m the only thing that exists? Hold on. They have a word for this kind of behavior. “…Don’t tell me... she’s a yandere?” ------------ Updates: 12 chapters per week. Mon to Fri: 2 chapters a day. Sat, Sun: 1 chapter a day. ... I recommend reading the free chapters first before deciding whether to continue or leave the novel. Trust the process. The story is planned, and the payoff is worth it. ... Disclaimer: This work is a piece of fiction. Any resemblance between characters and real individuals is purely coincidental.

A modern-day beauty, Luna, is suddenly transported into the world of One Piece. In a world defined by freedom and adventure, she decides that if she’s already here, she might as well leave her mark. Who says women are inferior to men? If this world has a throne, then she’ll claim it and become its queen. From the very beginning, Luna awakens the System, receives a beginner’s gift pack, inherits Greeza’s power template, and unlocks all three forms of Haki. And that’s not all—her identity itself is far from ordinary. She begins recruiting crew members from the original One Piece world, including Kuina, Carmen, Kaya, Nojiko, and Uta, all of whom survive and join her journey. At the same time, powerful companions are summoned from other worlds: Galactron MK2, Platinum Rumble, Asada Shino, Tatsumaki, Dia, Lillymon, and Diancie. Brand-new powers. Original partners. A completely different fate. Starting from East Blue, Luna crushes every obstacle in her path—rising to become the Fifth Emperor of the Sea, overwhelming the Marines, destroying the Celestial Dragons, beating down the Five Elders and Imu, and ultimately dominating the pirate world. All to become a World Queen, admired and worshipped by countless people. Shanks: “The Sister Pirates? Interesting. Then Uta is yours.” Usopp, Sanji, and Nami: “Kaya… Carmen… Sis… what happened to you?!” Vegapunk: “Unbelievable. My research abilities are inferior to a teenage girl.” Sengoku: “Why is an all-female pirate crew this terrifyingly strong?” Garp: “You’re his granddaughter, aren’t you?” Luffy, letting out a sigh of relief: “Good thing no one’s stealing my title as Pirate King.” And deep within the shadows, Imu screams in despair: “Can someone tell me… how do you fight the Void?”

After his poignant death at the hands of his students in Kunugigaoka's Class 3-E, Koro-sensei believed his story had found its peaceful conclusion. Fate, however, had other plans. Rather than moving on to the afterlife, the soul of the Mach-20 being awakened inside the body of a human teenager named Koroizumi Seiji. Seiji quickly realized that he hadn't just reverted to being human; he had also regained his original appearance from before those maddening experiments—the face of "The Reaper," the legendary underworld assassin. He now found himself on an "Earth" that was familiar yet distinct: a world devoid of the apocalyptic threat of a shattered moon, but teeming with political intrigue and psychological warfare. As the years passed, Seiji relentlessly trained his human vessel until he became a deadly weapon once more, all while reconstructing his loyal AI, Ritsu, within the digital realm. Yet, beneath his quiet and reserved demeanor, the soul of a teacher remained very much alive, yearning for new "lost sheep" to guide. Throughout middle school, Seiji wandered across Japan, subtly intervening at pivotal moments in the lives of several girls destined for prominence. He instilled a fierce will to survive within the bullied Karuizawa Kei; halted Ichinose Honami's moral descent; forged a quiet, intellectual bond with Shiina Hiyori; shattered Horikita Suzune's towering ego to help her carve her own path; and "tamed" the monster lurking inside Kushida Kikyo. Now, a new chapter in his life officially began with his acceptance into the Advanced Nurturing High School (Koudo Ikusei High School). Through Ritsu's meticulous analysis, Seiji discovered that this elite institution's system—built on absolute competition and the doctrine of psychological pressure—bore a striking resemblance to Kunugigaoka. A surprise awaited him when Seiji, despite achieving perfect entrance exam scores, was assigned to Class 1-D, the lowest tier reserved for students deemed "defective." Far from disappointed, Seiji welcomed the challenge with his signature laugh. He was determined to nurture yet another "outcast class" and forge them into champions. At a bus stop leading toward this new future, in a chilling stroke of fate, Seiji's eyes locked for the first time with an anomaly—a figure radiating an identical aura of darkness and extinction: Ayanokouji Kiyotaka. The predatory instincts within both of them instantly recognized an absolute, existential threat. And so, the lessons at Koudo Ikusei officially commenced. A fiercely arrogant political terrarium had just invited a legendary "monster"—one who had once leveled mountains and shattered the moon—to come out and play.

That year’s Arima Kinen was Oguri Cap’s retirement race—and in the end, she became a miracle. I still remember it clearly. Tamamo Cross, crying uncontrollably in the stands. That scene is something I know I’ll never forget for as long as I live. In that moment, a thought took hold of me: If I could become an Uma Musume… I would run in this race. I would become a legend. Now, that opportunity stands right in front of me. And I can’t help but wonder—will this be the only chance I’m given in this lifetime? I truly believe Oguri Cap is one of the reasons Uma Musume hold the status they do today. Her existence changed everything. To restore that glory—to carry it forward—is the responsibility of my generation. And honestly… just earning a place at the Arima Kinen is already a victory.

WARNING: 18+ Smut, morally grey characters and mental health themes. Benji Forster was just a gay man in Chicago nursing heartbreak from his cheating ex and binge-reading BL to cope—including one Guideverse manhwa he absolutely hated. Then he died after a heated robbery. Instead of heaven, hell, or peaceful nonexistence, Benji wakes up in a different universe—inside the body of Ambrose Hale, the very Guideverse protagonist he couldn’t stand. As if that isn’t bad enough, he’s saddled with a sharp-tongued system called Aura, whose idea of “help” involves dragging him every chance it gets. Benji thinks he can survive transmigration. Until a young boy appears at his door. Claiming to be his son from an alternate timeline. Now reborn as Ambrose, Benji must juggle raising a child he never planned for, hiding world-breaking secrets, and completing his system’s ultimate mission: Seduce the Guideverse! One dangerously hot Esper at a time. And failure? Yeah, that's a no no.

In a destabilised world destroyed by rifts and mana, a dying god created a class system as a last gift for his creations. Young students awaken their class and help humanity survive monsters and nightmares. In a place where Emperor Class is said to be the highest class, one young boy broke the norms. Where God Class and Angel Class were nothing but myths, Mikhail awakened an [Outer God] Class. But was his class as simple as it seemed? Or was his awakening just a small part of something bigger happening behind the scenes? Is Fate on Mikhail's side or against him? --- Every 400 Power stones > 2 chapters. Every 100 Golden Tickets > 2 chapters. Every Supergift > 3 chapters. --- I don't use AI.

Join discord for ai generated characters and scenes. https://discord.gg/E7qEgpBHX *********** What is obsession? It begins as fixation, and ends as devotion, madness, or destruction. Obsessive love can be beautiful.It can also turn even the sane into insane. So what happens when a madman becomes obsessed? …… …… Julius was never normal. Expelled from school, shunned by society, he committed crimes for amusement and avoided the world as fiercely as it avoided him. With time, his mind fractured further, until he encountered her. "Rosalina Valentina." The villainess of “The Severed Thread” novel. Reading about her quieted the chaos inside him. With every chapter, his fixation deepened. He wanted her to win, to crush her enemies, to stand above the world, and more than anything, to be happy. But the author denied her that ending. Rosalina Valentina was killed by her own lover. Broken by loss and consumed by rage, Julius was ready to kill the author…..until a message appeared before his eyes. WANT TO CHANGE EVERYTHING? THEN DIE! Without hesitation, he pulled the trigger. Bang. When Julius opened his eyes again, he was no longer a reader. “I transmigrated as the main Villain?" _____ 100 Power Stones = 2 chapters. For every 10 Golden Tickets, 1 additional bonus chapter will be released.

Reincarnated into the "Testicle Era" of MHA, Kaito Arisaka spent years doing JoJo poses and staring at cats, waiting for a "System" that never came. Eventually, he faced reality: no cheat codes, just a "Normal Toe" and a pile of bills. He ditched the cringe, picked up a wrench, and took a convenience store job to support his aging grandma. But when a legendary fire traps his regular customers, the "Trust" he built as a neighborhood nobody hits critical mass. One snap of his fingers and Kaito transforms into the white-suited, 2D-warping god, Hero X. Now he's a viral vigilante who just wants a stable 9-5 pension, while the world's top female heroes are hunting for his alter-ego-and his resume. A/n: This is original. Cover picture is not mine

"Wu Long, the God of Pleasure, has fallen as he failed to breakthrough." This news have shocked all of the Seven Boundless Worlds. Meanwhile, a sixteen-year-old disciple of a dual cultivation sect was startled awake from a coma, and after some moments of calming down and gathering his thoughts, a dangerous light flickered deep in his eyes: "Jun Shaoshan, I will climb back to the top and make you pay for everything, no one has ever been safe after offending me, Wu Long!" -------------- Dual cultivation is a method of cultivation that can be seen described in a lot of cultivation novels where a man and a woman cultivates together by having sex. -------------- ***DIscord Link: https://discord.gg/kDpJF6MUjr The Image on the cover is AI-generated with some minor adjustments and text editing done over it. Please check the auxiliary chapter with Frequently Asked Questions since there may be some answers to the questions you might want to ask. If you want to ask questions regarding the novel before reading you can do so in the comment section of the said auxiliary chapter. If you have posted a review and it is not appearing on the novel page and not changing the novel score, it may have stuck in the system (happened in the past and occasionally happening now). Please comment under the FAQ auxiliary chapter mentioned above if you notice this happen. I can usually contact support in daytime on weekdays and the problem is fixed within days and the 'stuck' reviews appear on the page. Thank you XD -------------- ***The explicit chapters will be marked in the chapter name after the chapter number as (R18) and will contain no crucial plot, only explicit scene, so if you want to read it as a novel without explicit scenes you absolutely can by just skipping the explicit chapters. Though as a disclaimer: dual cultivation IS the theme of the novel so there will still be some provocative or slightly explicit content in the normal chapters, but not full-on long explicit scenes. ***Since it seems that there are a lot of people that are very particular about what they want I will put here some of the things to expect so that it is easier for people to decide if they want to read this or not: - NO yaoi, NO yuri, NO incest ; - NO rape ( it may be mentioned, but only as a thing that exists, not in relation to any particular character ); - MC's heroines will NEVER cheat on him; - MC's heroines will NOT ALWAYS have V cards (but there will be a lot of them who do); These are all non-negotiable so if you cannot tolerate a novel that adheres to any of the above sentences you should probably skip this one. !!! WARNING (ADVERTISEMENT) there will be MILFs. XD

Hi! I’m Ayana Ronson — yes, Ronson, because my parents thought it sounded cool, even though they act like they’re broke. I’m a senior at the Mystic Heights Academy — a fancy-sounding name for a school that’s actually just a big chaos factory. So, here’s the scoop: I’ve spent years trying to stay out of trouble. I mean, I really do. But trouble? It’s like that annoying mosquito. But that's not all trouble was just starting. There are four mischievous boys who always seem to bug me. My brother is one of them, and everything in my life changed the moment I met them. At first, it was just teasing and playful pranks. Then, things took a surprising turn—a complicated love triangle and so much more. When I say so much more I mean it, Getting kidnapped---trying to bring my mom and dad back together---and fighting with big terrorist and goons with guns. That stage of my life was hard---but then I graduated High school successfully, and I find love In one of those stupid boys. THAT IS A BIT OF MY LIFE.

'Do I even want to do this all again? I could just never use it. It could end now. I could just let it end...' At the brink of death, Kaius Seraphall’s seemingly useless Artifact finally activates, sending him back fifteen years in time to his home planet of Zenin. A world plagued by Demons and interspersed with other supernatural beings. Now, able to start again in an attempt to change his fate, Kai begins to manipulate the threads, desperate to avoid his demise and the betrayal that drove him to the doomed planet to begin with. But what was he going to do now with no power and only the knowledge of what was to come? And why was his closest friend, the man who had betrayed him in the past, acting so strangely towards him? He hated him…right? Spotify Playlist - Twisted Artifacts Loulou

While Kirito plays hero and collects plot armor, I somehow end up... living with Asuna? No, this isn't a romantic comedy. And no, I'm not trying to steal anyone's girl. ...It just sort of happened. Probably. If you are a fan of Kirito x Asuna then this story is not for you, so I recommend you turn back. Note: Characters from Steins;Gate and Gate appear from the GGO arc. From the Calibur Traffics arc, characters from Rascal Does Not Dream and Kemurikusa, as well as a few characters from Restaurant to Another World, appear. From the Calibur Crossing arc, several characters from High Score Girl appear. ------------------------- If you’d like to support my work, check out my: patreon.com/Greyhounds

Lia is a special magical creature with nine lives—the legendary Nine-Lived Cat Demon. When Dumbledore’s Hogwarts acceptance letter literally fell from the sky, she shocked the entire school by appearing in her catgirl form! Yet somehow, no matter what chaos she caused during the day, she always ended up right where she belonged—in Hermione Granger’s arms, just in time for dinner. After all, when a soft, warm, and cuddly catgirl snuggles against you… who could possibly resist? Hermione Granger proudly declares: “Knowledge is power. And catgirls are mine.”