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In the war-ravaged world of Aquera, Jakul—an outcast shaped by slavery, bloodshed, and survival—walks the line between protector and monster. Known as the Shadowed King, he wields darkness itself to hunt evil, even as his past haunts him. In the town of Siegfried, the only place he calls home, Jakul finds fragile peace among those who see him as family. But that peace begins to fracture when powerful forces from Ironclad and the Beastdom arrive, bringing tension, hidden motives, and the threat of something far greater. When his estranged twin sister returns with a royal summons tied to the fall of their family, Jakul is forced to confront the past he tried to bury. Now caught between the life he built and the vengeance he still seeks, he must decide whether to remain in the shadows—or embrace the truth behind the king he is destined to become.

A mage from distant lands. Hated by the world, she carries its secrets to the lands of the immortal, the demonic and the divine, while being harassed by a certain Dark Lord. --- Author's note: I got bored so, I made this. My grammar isn't the best, plus I'm starting to suspect both my breaking keyboard and failing autocorrect is scheming against me, so sorry about that. I made this while drawing inspiration from my half-baked knowledge of different stuff I've read as well as a story I wrote in secret back in high school (that I never showed anyone, or finished). I wanted to include as many different things as I possibly could when i started writing this stuff which is probably why it is such a mess (especially the names. I wanted to use names from different places in the world, but it got confusing.) I don't want to offend anyone or make any statements on anything in my writing. It is mostly just for self-amusement. That being said, if you like it then good for you. And if you don't, then why are you still here? Shoo! Go! Get out of here! Anyways, enjoy! Oh look! My note is longer than the synopsis! Lets make it longer! Oh look, a butterfly! Whee! Byeeeee!

While traveling through the world of the Hokage, Naruto suddenly found himself in a new form — Virgin Naruto! His power grows with every shadow he casts, for darkening multiplies his strength tenfold, while whitening weakens him. Remembering the tragic stories from the biographies of bloggers, he made a decision: to become someone to be feared. Hokage? — Let that title remain just a feather in the wind! Will of Fire? — To hell with it! Why not release Ōtsutsuki Kaguya and unite the ninja world, becoming a divine ruler? Half of the Nine-Tails’ chakra isn’t enough? No problem! Naruto went to his father’s grave using the Reanimation technique of the Impure World and obtained the second half. Reincarnation of Ashura, but with low blood concentration? No matter! He had already set his eyes on Sasuke: “Sasuke, your eyes look fine, take them out and give them to me!” Uchiha Obito was plotting and planning his moves, but Naruto intervened: Black Zetsu: “You need a father? Why don’t we free your mother together?” During the Fourth Great Ninja War, the resurrected Uchiha Madara, opening his legendary eyes, addressed Obito: Madara: “Obito, have you finished everything?” Obito, panicking: “Ancestor Madara, something went wrong! Hurry, Naruto is already on his way!” Madara looked at the army of the Allied Shinobi Forces, at their faces full of hope, and with a slight smile realized that the darkness Naruto had brought could change the fate of the world once and for all...

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Hoshino Sora thought traveling into the world of Food Wars! would be simple—cook delicious dishes, win hearts, and conquer taste buds. But something felt… off. At Totsuki Academy, the Day Dormitory was ruled by the ever-hungry manager Shizuka Hiratsuka, who sat cross-legged and ordered meals like a queen. Shiina Mashiro excelled at desserts, yet always ended up covered in cream. Akane Kubo Momo pinched her cheeks in annoyance. Jabami Yumeko served plain dishes, but after flashing her unsettling smile, they somehow transformed into masterpieces. Meanwhile, Akame and Kurome Shizuka formed an iron triangle as terrifying judges. Nakiri Erina, Arato Hisako, Mito Ikumi, Tadokoro Megumi, Shiina Mashiro, Jabami Yumeko, Akame, Kurome… one by one, the heroines gathered in the dormitory, cooking together—and ganging up on Sora. “Let’s just say… why am I forced to live in the girls’ dorm?! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Isn’t this way too much bullying?!” (As everyone knows, this is a food novel.) -------------------------------- 70 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

[Took a quick break, I will be back on Monday] Warning, this is a dark Erotica novel, it includes Taboo, Lolita, Incest, Ntr, Cuckold.

Genshin Impact + One-Punch Man The goal is to make the sound of the King Engine resound throughout the entire world of anime! Upon traversing Teyvat, King awakens his system and obtains the strongest template on the surface. From then on, a heartbeat became a symbol of authority, and silence itself became invincible. When Funina was preparing to judge him— "Thump! Thump! Thump!" The imperial engine roared through the courtroom, and the entire opera house trembled. A heartbeat that terrifies the Dragon King, a poker face that conquers the gods. The water god wept before him, and the dragon king knelt before him. He didn't have to do anything to become the strongest legend in Fontaine; He doesn't need to go anywhere to instill fear in the world. This is a story about a "cosmic emperor". When everyone firmly believes you are invincible, then You are invincible. “I didn’t do anything,” King said calmly, “but they insist on calling me the strongest.”

"Little one, you’ve followed me all this way—do you really want to become my disciple? You should know, I, the Guuji, am usually very busy." "But… Great Fox Spirit, I really want to become stronger." Looking at the child in front of her, with white fox ears and a fox tail, Yae Miko smiled faintly. 'Ah, Fox Saigū, now you won’t be able to escape my grasp.' "Teaching you to become stronger isn’t impossible, but I have no intention of being your master. The word ‘master’ makes one feel terribly old. From now on, just call me Sister." "Having Sister teach you skills isn’t impossible either. As long as you can… no, persuade a shrine maiden like me to stay at the Grand Narukami Shrine, I, your Sister, will teach you all my abilities." Raw: 原神之八重是我姐 Author: 于氏剑客 著

[No character death, No bitter content, No NTR, Plot guaranteed, Fluff, Honkai: Star Rail, Ruan Mei, Herta, Fu Xuan & Qingque, Yukong & Feixiao & Tingyun, Firefly & Stelle & March 7th, Love Rivalry] "The all-knowing Madam Herta, I have a question for you." Herta: Speak. But I'm not that Machine Head (Nous). "What is 'like'?" Herta: This... ahem. Why are you asking this? "Then let me change the question. Herta, what is a 'date'?" Herta: For the purpose of raising affinity, correct? Yu Qingtu, whose whereabouts were currently unknown: It should have been me!! I was first!! Tingyun: Benefactor, the stars stretch vast, the Silver River spans endless. When the mortal world lights its fires of worldly life, would you be willing to draw closer to us? Cyrene: Hi. Miss me? ... Fu Xuan stared at Qingque. "You've been deceiving me all this time?" "Lady Grand Diviner, I really wasn't." --- Raw: 星鐵：重生阮梅，黑塔女士請自重 Author: 朝不知暮

Searching for your 'Butter' half in the world of idols? If you're obsessed with BTS or lived for the double-life drama of Netflix’s K-Pop Demon Hunters, this romcom is your new bias. There may not be any actual monsters to slay, but in an industry with a strict 'No Dating' ban, falling in love is a battle all its own. Grab your backstage pass to a heart-fluttering, rule-breaking world where the only thing more dangerous than a demon is a dating scandal. A Chatelaine Awards 2025 short-list honoree and Los Angeles International Screenplay Awards Quarterfinalist, because romantic disasters deserve a little applause too. When their company unexpectedly grants C7 a three-month break for "personal growth," they tackle their collective dating inexperience. Each member stumbles through unique romantic obstacles: Jon, the eldest vocalist, struggles to impress a stoic food critic with his cheesy puns while battling his perfectionist tendencies; Silas, a rapper and a producer, must overcome his fear of vulnerability when sparring with an indie producer who sees through his professional facade; happy and active Julian, a principal dancer, learns that sometimes genuine connection requires stillness when dating an equally exuberant dance instructor; intellectual Roman, group leader, faces the challenge of communicating without words when drawn to a curator who values silence over his scholarly analysis; and youngest member Jake, a vocalist, must reconcile his carefully controlled performance identity with authentic expression to win over a dance teacher who values genuine movement over technical perfection. Meanwhile, James, an enigmatic dancer and vocalist, devises an increasingly complex scheme involving his identical twin, Evan, to connect with a kindergarten teacher. This plan backfires spectacularly when she discovers the deception. As their break nears its end, a media leak threatens to expose their private relationships before they're ready. With comeback preparations looming, the members must decide whether these authentic connections can survive in their high-pressure world, where professional demands continually overshadow their personal lives. Hope you fall in love with C7 characters and laugh at their dating adventures!

Hokuto transmigrated into a world where the game industry was so primitive it made quick-time events look like innovation. He bought out a nearly bankrupt company — miHoYo. Then his system cheat activated: a full-fledged Game Development System. Excited, he rushed to his new office… only to discover that miHoYo’s staff were all characters from the game itself. Familiar faces. Familiar names. Without hesitation, Hokuto made his decision — He was going to make Honkai Impact 3rd. Kiana: “Why does everyone call me a Paramecium after playing Honkai Impact 3rd?! Outrageous!!” Durandal: “Dumb goose? Dumb goose who? Kiana, is that you?” Himeko: “Boss… it’s bad enough I die early. But do you really have to keep using me as emotional trauma bait afterward?” ... Final Lesson shattered hearts. Meteoric Salvation drew tears. Honkai Impact 3rd’s monthly revenue kept breaking records. But Hokuto wasn’t satisfied.

[Let characters from different worlds become hunters and save the day!] The world is full of monsters that defy common sense—some are keystones of their ecosystems, while others are outright destroyers. And whenever such creatures appear, hunters rise to face them. Hunters are strong, brave, and righteous guardians of nature… except when things go a little sideways. Hunters, united in camaraderie (aka ganging up on the monster). Hunters, steadfast and unyielding (aka carting endlessly). Hunters, protectors of the environment (aka loot hoarders). Join our Monster Hunter Assembly! You could be the next legendary guardian of nature! Old Joseph Joestar: "Kars! A single signal arrow calls forth an army! Your next line will be—" Shield Hero: "Heavy bowguns turn fights into turn-based RPGs." Kazuma: "As a Long Sword main, not carting is the victory!"

"I am Batman. My name is Ren Ichimonji, not Bruce Wayne, and I am in Beika Town. However, the System told me that I am Bruce Wayne, I am in Gotham City, and it will reward me for fighting super-villains and maintaining public order as Batman." "I said, 'Fine.'" Kaito Kid: "The Riddler? Me? Isn't that a bit hurtful to say to me?" Conan: "Can you stop standing there acting all cool with that damn coffee cup? Every time I ask you what's going on, you just say, 'I'm Batman'?" Makoto Kusakabe: "Wait, brother, I went undercover to collect intelligence myself—how did I end up being 'Two-Face'? Where are your manners?" Gin: "What do you mean, Joker? Why are you looking at me?"

Transmigrated into the world of Jujutsu Kaisen, Zen’in Shinsuke was shackled by the heavens from the very moment he was born—fated to be a man without cursed energy. Fortunately, he wasn’t the only unlucky one. His younger brother, Zen’in Toji, shared the same fate. Just as the two brothers resolved to rely on their monstrous physiques to freeload their way through life, a golden book suddenly appeared in Shinsuke’s mind—none other than the Eight Inner Gates! --- Zen’in Toji: “Same Heavenly Restriction… so why the hell are you so much stronger than me?!” Zen’in Maki: “Cousin—no, Master! Master, please teach me stronger taijutsu!” Zen’in Shinsuke: “Foolish little brother. Silly disciple. It’s time the jujutsu world learned—only taijutsu stands above all else!” Dive in at patreon.com/MV1717

In the middle of a deserted island, a small boy wakes up with two sets of memories: one from his few years of life and the other from a man who lived to adulthood and achieved great things. When he least expected it, a powerful master appeared on the island and took him in as a disciple, revealing a shocking fact: magic exists in that world, and, thanks to it, humanity managed to conquer the galaxy. If you like it, you can support me on patreon.com/lordanl and get up to 10 advanced chapters.

"All the good skills were out of stock." When I opened my eyes, I was no longer in Japan. I was in a world of swords and magic, standing before a "guide" who looked more like a weary warehouse manager than a goddess. The legendary hero's path? Taken. Ultimate magic mastery? Sold out. Taken in by a small village of demons, I slowly began to build a quiet life there. At first, every day was about surviving. Learning how to use what little I had, working, and slowly understanding this unfamiliar world. But everything changed the day I left the village.

When you're in the game, I, Hermes Jormungandr, only care about money—not people. Give me money, and I'll take care of your problems. Once you come to me, you pay whether the job is done or not. And if you're even a penny short… I'll deal with you personally. "Inform our people. We have a job." "Target: Kizaru. Make it clean." I am Hermes Jormungandr, a self-made man, hated by everyone! The world's most professional and courageous man!

《汤小七修仙记》讲述了徐岚山庄唯一幸存者——**汤小七（徐小七）**的成长与复仇之路。生于七月初七的他，身负家族传承的“净化之源”，在魔修灭门之后被清虚观收养，从一个贪懒怕事的小修士，逐步成长为肩负使命、守护人间的英雄。 故事从他在秘境中意外激活祖传玉佩与平底锅开始，历经**传承殿奇遇**、**清虚观危机**、**身世揭秘**、**父子对决**，最终直面幕后黑手——**魔头残魂**的惊天阴谋。途中他结识了活泼贪宝的**兔子精**，与师父、师兄师姐并肩作战，也逐渐揭开了父母被害与徐家灭门的真相。 作品融合**仙侠修真**、**成长冒险**与**轻喜剧**元素，既有热血的战斗与传承，也有幽默温馨的伙伴互动，展现了一个少年在命运洪流中不断抉择、不断强大的修仙传奇。

Alex has been transmigrated as Cassien Artfold, the bastard side-character who was thrown out of the academy, because of multiple weird crimes... One included the use of his magic 'Dildo.' Cough, cough. Now, he's been sent to the beginning of where the novel [The Hero's Will] first started, in chapter 1, with a unique system and some weird abilities, to discover whether or not Cassien Artfold's abandonment was justified. Which, honestly... seemed like it was. I mean, who uses their dildo within the academy halls? Well, might as well find out if that was real or not. Extra tags: #Fast-Paced #Demons #Cheats #Action DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/aCnNUkkwyq

On the day of his son’s wedding, Patriarch **Lin Tianyu** dies after a tragic confrontation. But death is not the end. A modern man burdened by duty and regret awakens in the patriarch’s body, inheriting his memories, his clan… and a marriage that cannot be called off. Just when he prepares to face this new world, a mysterious voice echoes in his mind. **[Ding! Heaven-Seizing Legacy System Activated.]** Every marriage grants him rare techniques, divine weapons, and ancient bloodlines. Every child born strengthens his cultivation, extends his lifespan, and empowers his clan. Every destiny he steals from Heaven’s chosen sons makes him stronger. The secret realms meant for heroes? He takes them first. The loyal allies fated to follow chosen geniuses? He saves them before they are found. The women destined to stand beside heaven’s sons? He reveals the truth and lets them choose. While arrogant protagonists chase fate, Lin Tianyu builds something greater. A bloodline empire. An immortal dynasty. A family that will rule all heavens. This time, Heaven’s chosen will kneel before the Patriarch.