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Yue Yue was once the precious White Jade Snake female of her primitive beast world. She was pampered, adored female and practically treated like a rare treasure. But the moment she opens her eyes… BAM! Her home was gone, the forest was gone, and there were no familiar beastmen running around half-naked. Instead... People are flying in the sky without wings. People are talking to glowing bracelets. People are living in giant metal buildings that look like angry mountains. Yue Yue wants to go home immediately. Unfortunately, fate laughs in her face. She finds out she has actually transmigrated… and not as some powerful heroine, but as an F-level female who is infertile and has F-level spiritual healing, basically treated like a useless accessory that can be thrown away anytime. From “Most Cherished Treasure of the City”...to “Garbage Female.” What kind of karmic debt is this!? Just when she’s ready to sit down and cry, a cold mechanical ding! rings in her head. A system? Yes, she got a system...but not the good kind. This system wants her to save villainous beastmen, the ones who are on the path to becoming degenerated, uncontrollable monsters. They are cruel, bloodthirsty, evil, and absolutely the last people she wants to babysit. Even worse, she only survives by completing the system’s ridiculous tasks. Yue Yue’s reaction: “I’m a snake, I only know how to slither! Why me?!” Now she must fight for survival, cure villains, avoid getting eaten by polluted beasts, and somehow prevent the interstellar world from collapsing...all while trying to figure out how this bizarre place works. A useless female? A forgotten character? Ha! Watch Yue Yue shake the entire galaxy. ~ Excerpt: Yue Yue didn’t know what was happening. One moment she was quietly trying to escape from this strange place, but suddenly a huge shadow appeared in front of her. A very big, very long, very black shadow. She slowly looked up...and her soul almost flew out of her body. A giant winged serpent hovered above her; its scales were darker than night, and its violet-black eyes swirled as if they could swallow the world. Its wings beat once, sending a blast of wind that nearly threw her off her feet. Before she could slither away, The snake hissed at her. His stare was so intense she felt like her tiny snake heart stopped beating. Her voice came out shaking, trembling and almost squeaking, “B-Brother… we’re the same species, okay? C-Cannibalism is… very bad. Very, VERY bad!” The serpent blinked. Then, right in front of her eyes, his massive body shrank, twisted, and transformed into a dangerously handsome beastman. A very tall, black-haired, violet-eyed, and exuding the full aura of “I can kill you with a glance.” Yue Yue gulped. He looked down at her and picked her up. It is as if she were a fruit he found on sale. “What are you doing?! Put me down! I’m not edible!” He didn’t even respond. He simply opened the pocket on his strange suit...and dropped her in. Yue Yue flailed inside like a trapped dumpling. “W-Wait! Wait, wait, wait! Am I being kidnapped!?” Her life was over. She had officially been abducted by a psychopath serpent in human clothing.

Ghost portals opened all across the world, and getting possessed seemed as common as catching a fever. As such, humanity was forced to live in safe zones that were steadily shrinking day by day. Yet to Lana, nothing was new. She was reborn on the day when the true daughter of the Almond family returned. She watched as Brenda, her murderer from the past life, was pampered by the Almond siblings. “Lana, you should know your place and leave.” Eldest Young Almond ordered with glacial disdain. “A wretch like you never belonged to the Almond Family. Pitiful mutt.” Second Young Master Almond chuckled, his venom-laced words resounding, “And if possible, stop comparing yourself to Brenda. She is a rare awakened Dream Warden, while you... sigh. Marry a beggar, and that would be the grandest achievement in your life.” “I always wondered why a dim-witted person like her ended up as our sister. Sigh... I am concerned that she might perish after being possessed by a roadside ghost.” The Third Young Master derided. For safety and peace, Lana left the Almond family and forged her own empire. Trash? She became a supreme Talisman Practitioner! Marry a beggar? The wealthy heirs in Brookvale lined up to wed her! Die in the hands of a roadside ghost? The specters in the ghost zones trembled upon hearing her name! Poor mutt? Heh! Her business empire earned her billions of dollars every single month! Even her past life’s moonlight was shamelessly flirting with her! Lana never thought that her past life's misery was orchestrated by a schemer, neither she thought that her luck was stolen away by the docile lovable daughter of the Almond family. In this life, she vowed to live a thriving life and protect her luck. She fought off ghosts haunting her world while fighting the mysterious forces. .......................................................................................... Extract “Mister, I feel a connection with you. Would you like to adopt me?” Lana fluttered her eyelashes while gazing at the handsome young man with lustrous black hair. Yet what intoxicated her the most was the radiant purple and gold aura around her past life’s moonlight! So delicious! She longed to devour him whole! “No.” His deep voice reverberated in Lana’s heart, making her freeze for a second. ‘Ah... sure enough... an untouchable flower like him... is out of my league!’ “However... I do need a silver cat.” His words were laced with ambiguity as he stared at her intently, “Especially the dauntless one that loves to sneak into my bed at night and claw my admirers.” Lana •silver cat•: “...” Ugh... no, it’s not me .....................................................................................

Born under a sky of fire, a child was never meant to live. On a distant world ruled by dragons who evolved into humanoid beings, a baby is born with power that defies even kings. Feared by his own blood, hunted before he can cry, and erased from history in a single night of betrayal, his fate is sealed long before he understands it. As a planet burns and a kingdom falls, the child vanishes into the void. He awakens on Earth—weak, nameless, and unaware of his origin—taken in by a blindfolded girl whose smile hides a dangerous curse, and a silent dojo that trains warriors beyond human limits. Here, among ordinary people, he grows up laughing, training, and living a peaceful life he was never supposed to have. But power does not forget. Shadows from space still move. Sins of the past still breathe. And the truth of what he is—what he carries in his blood—will one day demand an answer. This is a story of fire and fate, of found family and forgotten gods… and of a dragon who learns what it truly means to live as human.

‘Is this shit actually happening to me?’ That was Kael Carter’s first reaction when he saw a bunch of priests kowtowing in front of him, worshiping him as the ‘Hero.’ For a good while, he actually thought it was just another one of his dreams, until reality hit him. It was real… He was actually summoned to a fantasy world where magic exists. A world of Beast Tamers. A world where Humans and Magic Beasts grow stronger together. A world he, as its supposed Hero, was meant to protect. His response? “Fuck no!” How was he supposed to protect an entire world when even opening a jar of pickles was like a life-or-death battle to him? He was no Hero. And to prove it, he decided to place his hand on the ‘Orb of Resonance’ that was supposed to ‘confirm his identity as the Hero.’ But then, [Ding!] He heard a sound. [Talent Awakened.] [Talent Name: Dragon Genesis] [Talent Rank: SSS Rank] [Description:] [Power to turn any beast with even the slightest trace of Dragon Blood in them into a full-grown Dragon.] ‘What in the hell…? I... I can create Dragons…?’ Kael couldn’t believe what he was seeing. In a world where Dragons were living Legends—creatures of unparalleled strength, wisdom, and power, In a world where entire Kingdoms tremble at the sight of just one Dragon. He could create… an army of them? ... AI-Generated Cover. ... Discord: https://discord.gg/qZHRTHGdZG If the link does not work for some reason, DM me: SleepDeprivedSloth

[WSA 2025] At the Edge of the Void… A soft blue light hums, pulsing with energy, its robotic voice ringing with purpose. > "Do you accept me, System 0404, the Harem-Building System?" A young man in his twenties, eyes shining with excitement, eagerly responds: > "YES!" The blue light flares— The universe shifts— The binding process begins— DING! > [System Successfully Bound to…] …Daphne Han? ??? ??? *** Currently three complete arcs. Arc one: Entertainment world. Arc two: Historical, with dukes. Arc three: Mafia world. More to come. Tags: GL/Yuri No harem. Love at first sight. Enemies to lovers. Comedy. Angst( is it gl if there's no angst somewhere) Smut. Female Alpha. Friends to lovers Amnesia troupe. Pregnancy (coming soon) NB: I'm asking for comments, reviews, anything, votes, gifts, anything, it goes a really long way in motivating me. Thank you. Currently 7+ arcs planned, weekly updates.

In a world where devils are a nightmarish reality and Japan stands as the epicenter of ultimate darkness, a relentless war has raged for millennia. At its heart lies "The Flower: The Creator of the Living"—the primordial source of all existence. Akos, a formidable sorcerer, is the world’s final defense. He is the wielder of the "Infinite Eyes," a legendary power that is neither a technique nor a gift, but Nature’s own response to existential threats. The Infinite Eyes manifest only when the world is on the brink of collapse, making Akos the only being capable of stopping the atrocious Yugo Kanji. Unable to kill a force of nature, Kanji devises a sadistic masterstroke: he imprisons Akos within a "Fake World." To ensure his suppression, Kanji forges a pact with the malevolent entity "DEVILS END," turning Akos into a living vessel for the demon. Every day is a losing battle for Akos. Inside this simulated reality, DEVILS END exerts total control over his mind, weaving a web of hallucinations and lies. Akos wanders through his life as a member of the "ALPHA" gang, lost and broken, haunted by visions of things that do not exist. As the demon erodes his sanity, Akos struggles to distinguish truth from the nightmare projected into his brain. But the simulation is not perfect. While Kanji sends rival gangs to eliminate his physical form, eerie discrepancies in the Fake World’s history begin to surface. Through the fog of the demon’s lies, the Infinite Eyes are starting to twitch. Will Akos regain control of his mind and shatter the illusion, or will the demon’s whispers extinguish the world’s last hope forever?

[Supreme Harem God System.] This was the Cheat Nux Leander, the man who transmigrated to a cultivation world, received. In a cultivation world, this cheat system allowed Nux to skip the arduous process that takes years, decades, or even centuries. All Nux needed were his lovely wives. The stronger the wife, the more benefits he receives. “What? You are a 100-year-old Grand Master Stage Cultivator? And you call this Unparalleled Talent? Unparalleled Talent my Ass! I am 18 and I am already a King Stage Cultivator, get better bitch!” As ridiculous as it already was, Nux’s cheat did not end there. Cultivation Talent, Special Physiques, Bloodlines, his System could inherit them all! All he needed to do was seduce strong Women. Accompany Nux in his journey as he promotes himself from a mere mortal, to a boy toy of a Lonely Noble, and then to Emperor of the strongest Empire in the world! All while he gets stronger while spending time with his lovely wives. ... Do check out my other novel, Primordial Vampire God System If you want to read revenge, war, blood, gore, vampires, and, the Return of the Forgotten Blood Empire ... AI-Generated Cover. ... Discord: https://discord.gg/qZHRTHGdZG If the link does not work for some reason, DM me: SleepDeprivedSloth

In a world where mana decides your worth, Shunya was born with nothing. Zero mana. Zero status. Zero future. Mocked by society and rejected by the magic system itself, Shunya chooses a different path—strength beyond mana. As ancient demons awaken and kingdoms begin to crumble, the boy with zero mana may be the only one capable of changing fate. This is the story of a nobody who refuses to stay nothing.

Pei Guang was invited by an online friend to beta test a game. The bad news? The game offers an ultra-realistic experience, where the character's skills are a patchwork of various games. The good news? All the skills were stitched together seamlessly, and the realism is incredibly high. However, what Pei Guang doesn’t know is that, in the eyes of others, he appears to be a patient who occasionally talks to himself, spouting strange game settings. March 7th: "Stop searching! Stop searching! There’s really nothing in the trash can." Himeko: "Please don't rummage through my room. These are all personal belongings." Dan Heng: "..." Stelle: "Look! I found something to eat in the trash can." Note: I own nothing, this is just a translation, hope you'll enjoy it! :D Here is the link if you want to read ahead: p@t reon.com/SenatusTheta

Marriage is sacred and or so Emily thought until the night when her adoptive parents gave her away in marriage to a street kingpin to pay off their debt. The next morning she was at the marriage registry, for fear not to lose her life...First stroke, second stroke and the marriage was sealed. Who would have thought that few days later, her cold face boss would stop by her table "Wife, Haven't you calmed down enough to come home?" Emily met his gaze "Mr. Lucian, you don't make such jokes, my husband wouldn't take it lightly." Lucian clicked his tongue "Wife, do you have another husband aside from me?Maybe you should take a look at this." Emily "...."

Following a terrible accident, the last thing Arin expected was to be waking up in a stranger's body, and in a strange world where the laws of nature don't apply. Faced with a reality thrumming with enchantment, where monsters and mythical beasts alike roam the land, Arin resolves himself to - get back home. Magic is real? Great. Then surely there must be a way for him to return to his life, thanks. He'll have to learn to navigate this world and get stronger in order to find the answers he seeks? Sure, he'll do his best. No matter what, he's going home. ... That is, of course, if he survives long enough to do so.

The night before the opening of her dream bakery, Freya thought she was ready for anything that was going to be thrown at her. That was until she found herself waking up in some giant forest in nothing by her nightgown. Next thing she knew, ferocious monsters were chasing her. Desperate to survive this nightmare and get back to her home, Freya calls out for help and thankfully help does arrive. In the form of giant wolves that can somehow shift into humans?! Not that Freya has much time to process that fact because these crazy wolf beastmen have sinister plans for her. Plans she wants no part in so much so she finds herself agreeing to become some passbyer’s wife. And it seems the newcomer isn’t the only one interested in making her his wife.

Sillias is a girl of lower class backgrounds..An orphan to be precise..who had known nothing but misery in her life..that is until she abruptly awaken an Ability. that's when everything changes for her as she's now thrown into a word of nobility and power..dealing none only with strange event,school,love and frienship..but also the "Nondead"a strange species of monster like creatures which..also happened to be the cause of Sillias awakening. Sillias must now face training and mission while dealing with feelings like love and possible betrayals...all while crossdressing herself as a boy. .. -An adventure of mysteries,Fiction Fantasy Romance and strategy .. Writer words; .. -"Soo...Im a teen writer and this is my first time publishing a story I wrote, English is not my first language but I Hope I did well on this. Please give me your review by commenting so I can improve more!

"Dying for a stranger? How pathetic." Rent Kaenda, a young man who had long given up on life, expected nothing but eternal silence after his final breath. Instead, a mysterious White God offered him a deal: Rebirth in a world vibrant with color and magic. But there’s a catch. He’s not exactly alone. In this new world of Aeltherion, Rent discovers he is tethered to a living nightmare. Her name is Kaensista Saichi—a beautiful, chaotic, and physically real female version of himself. "Relax, Partner! Why so serious? Look at me, I'm gorgeous! That means you're gorgeous too!" Caught between his desire for a quiet life and the whirlwind of trouble his narcissistic "other self" brings, Rent must navigate a world that is as wounded as his own soul, yet as ridiculous as the woman standing next to him. Can Rent mend the broken fragments of his existence? Or will he lose his sanity first dealing with a woman who wears his face but has a bigger ego than a dragon? Author's Note: Genre Blend: Think of a Dark Fantasy world, but the Protagonist is too lazy to care, and the Heroine is too narcissistic to be scared. (Comedy x Angst). The Dynamic: Rent wants peace. Kaensista wants attention. Chaos ensues. Progression: Weak-to-Strong. Rent starts with nothing but his brain and his "other self". No Cheat System, No Status Window. Pure Magic & Skill. Romance: Slow Burn. Focuses heavily on the chemistry between Rent and Kaensista in the first arc. (Yes, more waifus will appear later, but Rent has to survive this one first!).

"A max-level game NPC, Red, who sees through everything, has his soul transported into the world of an anime and becomes the grandfather of novice trainer Ash Ketchum. When the King of Mt. Silver meets the master of counter-types, the world itself begins to change. Red: 'Hm? Why does it feel like this world revolves around this boy named Ash?' Ash: 'Damn it, as long as I inherit big bro Red’s legacy, becoming a Pokémon Master should be easy, right?' Pokédex: 'Beep beep. Humans just want to have fun. No one understands Pokémon better than me.' Pikachu: 'Pika.' Red: '...' In short, this is a bizarre and quirky adventure." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can view the first 150 chapters for free on my p@atren. Since I cannot upload many chapters at once or it will be blocked, I will upload 3 chapters daily. The entire novel is finished on my p@treon with 3775 chapters. [email protected]/mr_soolhoaf discord:https://discord.gg/XXJY4zU7sF  my website for free advance 80+chapters: soollhooaf.com/novels ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All rights to the original content belong to their respective creators.

Adam Cypher was born twice; once in a sickly body that never left a hospital bed, and once in a world that wished he hadn’t survived. Captured by Hydra before he could even understand his mutant powers, he spent over a decade as their experiment, enduring pain that became his only constant companion. But deep inside that suffering, a strange voice whispered through the static of his mind; a system calling itself [Information]. From it, he learns something fascinating. He is in a TV Show of Marvel, and He's the main character, something [Information] shall allow him to exploit beyond belief. .......................... https://www.patreon.com/VQuintessence - Feel free to support me on Patreon. ...........................

‘Ah shit, is this… Earth?’ In the far future, humanity has collapsed beneath the weight of its own technology. Megacities rose, AIs became rulers, and biological evolution was rewritten through genetic design. The world changed. Instead of humans, there are Synths, Geneforms, and AI Constructs. And instead of meow meow and woof woof, there are Neon Beasts- beasts mutated by the corruption of ADE. Leon Ardent, an assistant temporal engineer for SpaceX woke up in this strange dystopian world with neon skylines and aurora-like storms. One question lingered. ‘Where… am I?’ DING! ~----~ [ChronoSystem Rebooting…] [You have received your first Mission: Survive the First Cycle] ~----~ Well, things do escalate fast. Just like that, Leon was thrown into a cyberpunk world with weird skies, weird ecosystem, a weirder system, and with fragmented memories of his past. Only one thing gave him hope, his expertise as an engineer. “If I can build, I can live”. … [Author’s NOTE: It’s October 31st in Shibuya, and history records it that this book starts today. All I can say is give it a try. I won’t make promises, just know that I’m giving this my all, and I’ll appreciate any form of support. Thanks.] *This book will be written in 3rd person POV. If you have any queries, you can comment at the bottom of each chapter. I’ll try my best to read comments every day, and reply to them if there are queries. *I’ll try my best to thoroughly proofread every chapter and avoid any mistakes, no matter how small, but if you see one don’t hesitate to point it out. *I’m not expecting them, but an author can hope. So, any super gift will supercharge me to write more, and I’ll give a 5 chapter mass release for any super gift in appreciation. Lastly, happy reading.

Transmigrated into the world of Naruto as a member of the Uchiha clan, with the Third Shinobi World War only a year or two away... I’m panicking. At the critical moment, my "Golden Finger" (cheat system) activates! I can draw characters and obtain one random ability from them. I thought I was about to become invincible, but then... "Mayweather’s Shoulder Roll, a Flying Armbar from a seafood chef, Master Ma’s 'Lightning Five-Whips,' Jack Ma’s Gong Shou Dao... What kind of trash skills are these?!"

"Is it flat, is it round?" "Shhh! Don't ask such again!" "Is the planet a flat plane, fixed in place or is it a sphere, spinning and revolving? Should we refer it to a planet or a realm? Confusing questions, I must say...almost stupid. Because, weren't we taught in school?" "You're right but merely looking, you realize that things seem not to add up. I have seen the Sun in the Sky." "Oh stop the cap!" "I'm serious!" "Yeah, right. Keep on with the fantasies!" "I know it's flat, I know it." •Multiple resets. •Destructions. •Erasure of history. Who knows? Could it be real? MC: Kelun_Kenmaru [KK]