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The once Rank One player, ZeroClear, had mastered everything that Myth Online had to offer. The game was too easy…until he accepted an offer from the devs that he would soon regret. He wakes up as Corrin, an NPC within the tutorial zone’s market. To players, he’s just an obsolete NPC meant to sell starting area gear. But he had one unintended advantage that the devs overlooked: access to areas players were never meant to go to, dialogues players were never meant to see, and missions that even they haven’t unlocked yet. But Corrin is fully aware, trapped in a world of scripted dialogue and terrible events. He only has one goal: To clear the game, and hopefully not die trying! Alternate Title: Leave the NPC Alone!

Kurt Manchester lives for four things and four things only: Sex, Cigarettes, Money, and Booze. As a bottom-tier F-rank hunter, he's somehow nailed the way to three out of four. His carefree life ends when he gets himself killed in the lowest-ranked dungeon. But as Lady Luck would have it, that wasn't the end for Kurt. Thanks to a cosmic paperwork screw-up, his soul ends up in Limbo's Shore instead of the afterlife. The Keeper of Endings offers him a deal: the Resurrection System (die, gain a new ability, repeat) in exchange for his memories. Kurt takes it. He probably should have read the fine print. Now he must claw his way up the power hierarchy from F-rank to the legendary SSS-tier with the help of a guild packed with unhinged lunatics, while piecing together who he really was, and dodging cosmic horrors that make dungeon monsters look like house pets. Easy. Turns out dying repeatedly is the ultimate power-leveling strategy. Stabbed? Fire powers. Poisoned? Immunity. Crushed? Teleportation. The problem is what the deaths attract. This time, he's getting all four obsessions back. No matter how many times he has to die to do it. Death is supposed to be the end. For Kurt Manchester, it's just the beginning. "My talent's for lying, cheating, drinking. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realize they're bleeding. I suppose I should add dying to the resumé now." [CONTENT WARNING: Graphic violence, profanity, dark humor, 18+] #System #Resurrection #Harem #MemoryLoss #Guild #Dungeon #Dark Comedy #Comedy #Weaktostrong

Agnes was just a simple woman who lived in a small house by the seaside and worked as a maid in the mansion of the cruel Lady Brianna and her family. She was deep in thought by the shore when she heard a strange sound coming from a man not far from where she was. When she looked to see what it was, she was shocked by what she saw—a merman entangled in a fishing net, unable to free himself. She helped him escape before anyone else could find him. Later, when she tried to take her own life because of her master's cruelty and her boyfriend’s betrayal, it was the merman who saved her. She didn’t even know what came over her when she suddenly kissed his lips—a kiss that became the reason why the merman, whom she later named Islaw, kept coming back to her. So she had no choice but to babysitt the merman.

In the year 202X, Portugal becomes the stage for a new Grail War. They call it the Virgin Mary War, a mystical distortion linked to the third vision of Fátima, which promises to grant any wish—even at the cost of plunging the world into apocalypse. Seven Masters, chosen without warning, are drawn into the ritual. Seven Servants, heroes and legends plucked from history and myth, are summoned to fight. Among them, a protagonist who knows nothing of magic, but who, in desperation, summons the one the Portuguese called "The Desired King." Now, in a country bearing the scars of the past and uncertainties about the future, the battle for the Holy Grail reignites. Heroes from different eras confront each other not only with swords and spells, but with the ideals they defended in life: freedom, faith, ambition, revenge, justice, survival. And at the heart of this war, the eternal question remains: "Who deserves to rewrite history?"

When the apocalypse descends, humanity is granted a game-like defense system. At the age of eighteen, every teenager undergoes an awakening ceremony—those who awaken the corresponding class medal are bestowed with formidable power. Ethan, who had awakened the Knight Medal, traded it for the Priest Medal to win over his girlfriend, only to be dumped without a second thought. She left him for someone else and even sneered at him relentlessly. But this Ethan is a transmigrator who shares the same name—he will never tolerate that cheating pair of scoundrels. So what if he’s a priest? 【Unknown interference detected!!!】 【Your talent "Holy Light Vessel" has been initialized.】 【You have awakened a new talent—Grace (SSS)】 Max out Strength stat; learn skills like Armor Penetration, Strength Enhancement, Speed Enhancement, Crowd Control Immunity, Mental Damage Immunity... and finally, just pick up Heal, and that’s it.

A shut-in suddenly awakens in another world and finds himself reborn as Yoshino, carrying Shiina in her arms. Lost on the streets and unsure what to do, she catches the attention of Toujou Nozomi from μ’s, who brings her home out of pure kindness. Now living under the same roof as the playful and mysterious Nozomi, Yoshino must navigate daily life as a shy spirit girl in a peaceful world filled with music, warmth, and unexpected affection. What kind of gentle chaos awaits in their cohabitation?

[Warning: 3 rich girls detected within 15 meters. Incubus Pheromones activated.] [Recommendation: Flee. Or flirt. Your call.] Lux Vaelthorn wanted three things: a good coffee, peace and quiet, and zero responsibilities. What he got? A mansion, a bounty for his soul and a bunch of heiresses fighting over who gets to be his first “investment.” As the heir of Greed and Lust, Lux was born to dominate markets, hearts, and boardrooms. But after centuries of cleaning up his parents’ messes in the underworld, he rage-quit Hell’s finance department and took a hundred-year vacation to the mortal realm. His problem? Even without trying, he’s too hot, too rich, and too magnetic. His Incubus Pheromones seduce emotionally unstable rich girls like clockwork. His Greed System scans bank accounts like X-rays. And thanks to a “minor” celestial bounty on his soul, some entities either want to marry him… or murder him. Lux just wanted caffeine. Now he’s got a mansion full of beautiful heiresses, a schedule full of power plays, and a city that thinks he’s a billionaire playboy CEO. Fine. If he can’t nap… he might as well rule. ------ Join my discord channel for illustrations: https://discord.gg/mSRHyMVhnG Bonus Chapters! *600 Power Stone = 1 bonus chapter *400 Golden Ticket= 1 bonus chapter *Magic Castle= 4 bonus chapters *Space Craft= 6 bonus chapters Important Note: No NTR, No Yuri, No rape. Tags: Mature Content , R-18 ,Gore, Comedy , Monster Girls , Goddess, Succubus , Magic , Demons , Devil , Beasts , Action , Overpowered , Harem , System , Servants , Handsome Male Lead , Smart Male Lead, Economic and Financial genius Male Lead and Slice of Life.

(Just type 'UMAASDC' in the search area for find this book) Once, you were only a mobile game player and anime viewer, someone who knew the races, the skills, and all the back stories of Uma Musume: Pretty Derby. Everything belonged on a screen. Until one night, your phone glitched, and you woke up standing before Tracen Academy, holding a real Trainer ID. Seiun Sky, A lazy-looking schemer with sharp instincts and a dangerous mind as playful person. She wasn’t born from a famous bloodline, nor raised with expectations of greatness. No legendary pedigree. No overwhelming physical talent. No spotlight from the start as a local horse. King Halo, Proud, demanding, and desperate to prove she belongs at the top as the first class horse not to be treated as a "Daughter of A Legendary Horse," Silence Suzuka, Gentle, radiant, and far too fast for her own good. We as players know the cruel future that once awaited her as a great escaper. Haru Urara, Cheerful, endlessly positive, and famous for never winning. As players, we know the truth. We understand why Haru Urara never stops smiling, why she keeps running forward with unwavering positivity. It all began with the Arima Kinen she watched as a child. But standing beside them as an actual trainer, not a player, one question becomes unavoidable: Can someone who knows the ending rewrite their fate and guide them all toward futures they were never meant to have? It's up to you, trainer-san! (The race uses the in-game skill, so enjoy it!)

Determined to improve his family's reputation, Cyril Thorne entered a prestigious academy of magic, only to discover there was something wrong with him! Suddenly, a red eyed hallucination appeared in front of him. She spoke like a third-rate villain, tempting him into evil while ranting about human inferiority. Enduring her presence in every day life turned out to be easier than he thought. Especially when she brought many unexpected benefits with her, introspection included. At least now, nothing can faze him. A mysterious classmate turned out to be a stalker? Not like he'll get any more privacy without her. At least it's more lively. A red butterfly bizarrely created from his own flesh? Things happen. It's just a new family member. However, the changes happening to Cyril might be more unfathomable than is visible on the surface. And in the Empire, a city where magic reigns supreme and demons are no longer the threat they once were, the unexplainable will not be tolerated.

Kael Ashborne has always been powerless. In a world where mana and Qi decides a person’s fate, he is mocked, humiliated, and overlooked. But the truth is far greater than anyone could imagine. Hidden beneath the academy lies an ancient relic, a sentient artifact that senses Kael’s unique potential, the impossible ability to master both Qi and Mana. When it binds with him, his path becomes painful, dangerous, and irreversible. Under the relic’s guidance, Kael must endure grueling cultivation, hide his awakening from watchful eyes, and survive rivals and ancient threats drawn to his dual power. From weakness to legend, Kael’s journey will challenge everything he thought he knew about strength, destiny, and the world itself. “In a world divided by power, he alone walks two paths.”

Adelaine Hammond unexpectedly transmigrated into her own forgotten and unfinished novel. She had a new identity, a new world, and a new existence—she became Remillia Lockhart, a character she never knew existed. In simple terms, she's an extra, a minor character in her own story. The moment she accepts that this is now her reality, she set out two plans: survive and wait for the novel to end; or, survive, become the richest person alive, and live comfortably. She throws herself into everything necessary to stay alive. But then, strange things start happening—why is she developing love interests? The novel she once wrote is changing, becoming more bizarre and unpredictable. Monsters grow stronger, new enemies appear, and a series of events unfold that she never wrote. To her surprise, she’s even gaining abilities beyond the original protagonist’s. "Damn it. Should I just stay and enjoy the life I'm having or escape this world and go back to my plain, old, boring life?" I sighed as I stared at the hordes of monsters charging straight to me.

After finishing a tragic novel where the villain is betrayed and killed by his own beast husbands, Li Wei does what any reasonable reader would do. He rants about the ending. Then he gets hit by a car. When he opens his eyes again, Li Wei finds himself inside that very novel, reborn as Su Ningyan, the future villain destined to walk a path of madness, war, and blood. Ten years before his fall. Ten years before his death. In the original story, Su Ningyan’s unstable phoenix beast core drives him toward forbidden power, turning him into a feared villain who ultimately dies at the hands of the men he loved most. This time, Li Wei refuses that fate. He will avoid the villian arc. He will heal his beast core. And he will stay far away from the four terrifying beast princes who will one day become his husbands. Unfortunately, fate has other plans. The academy meant to heal him becomes a battlefield of tension, rivalry, and instinctual bonds. The beast princes notice him far too early, and the more Su Ningyan tries to escape the plot, the tighter destiny coils around him. Because in a world ruled by beast bloodlines and ancient bonds, some connections cannot be severed only delayed. And the husbands who once killed him… may not be willing to let him go again. **** Excerpt Su Ningyan didn’t know where he was. At first, he thought he was dreaming. His body felt warm... too warm... and the scent in the air was unfamiliar, sharp and clean, like lightning after rain. He turned onto his side. And froze. A pair of golden dragon eyes stared back at him from inches away. The man was breathtaking. Long black hair spread across silk pillows, sharp features sculpted as if carved from jade. His presence alone pressed down on Su Ningyan’s chest, heavy and suffocating. His face went pale. “What the—” “You’re awake.” The man smiled faintly. Jun Haoxuan. Azure Dragon Clan. Future Beast King. And, according to the book, one of the men who would eventually become his husband. “Did you sleep well?” Jun Haoxuan asked calmly. Su Ningyan’s eye twitched. He was supposed to be avoiding them. So why was he waking up in the dragon prince’s bed?

Synopsis After wrapping months of nonstop filming, A-list actress 'Su Long' finally collapses from exhaustion in her hotel room. But when she wakes up… she isn’t in the real world anymore. She has transmigrated into the very historical drama she just finished acting in. Even worse.... she’s not the heroine. She has become Su Long, the notorious evil wife of the powerful General Fu and the cruel stepmother of his two young sons. In the script, this woman’s ending is miserable; exposed, abandoned, and left to die alone. And she has awakened on the very day the Fu family is framed for treason, stripped of titles, and sentenced to exile. But unlike the original Su Long… this Su Long has a secret. A calm voice grants her a system, along with an infinite storage space a world within a world, filled with resources, tools, medicine, and endless potential. As guards escort the disgraced family toward exile, Su Long simply crosses her arms and smirks. > “Exile? Ha! I have an infinite space.” Determined to rewrite fate, she decides three things: 1- survive 2- protect her two little boys, including her in-laws 3- and turn the cold, indifferent General Fu into her little fan boy.

Yukiya Saito, is a 16 year old Chuunibyou who's starting his new journey in life called "High School". He has one purpose, he wants to be the hero who lives in the shadows. Excited with the assumption of "Interesting stuff happens in highschool", Yukiya finds himself disappointed as nothing out of the ordinary has yet to happen in his new high school life. Not aware of the fact, he has already become the class outcast. After being ignored for more than three months, his sister, Ayaka couldn't stand it anymore and decided to take matters into her own hands. "You're not a Shadow Hero" "Eh...?!" Explaining that shadow heroes live double lives. For a Shadow hero, with the clothes that he wears, and his hair and overall aesthetic, Yukiya just stands out too much. With the summer break right around the corner, they decided to give him a make over. Returning to school. "Who is, he?" "A transfer student? Perhaps?" "He's so dashing" No one had recognized him. "It's me... Yukiya Saito, your classmate." "Whaaaaaaaaaatt...?!!!" The whole classroom fell into an uproar. Behind those thick bangs and strange clothing, lies a face looking better than most. With his resolve, Yukiya plans to blend with the crowds in order to fulfill his desire to become the perfect shadow hero. This is a story about a chuunibyou who's just trying to do his thing, but accidentally ends up making maidens fall for him.

[Game Characters + Memes + Final Tragedy + Protagonist Drama Queen] Mu Yang transmigrated to the continent of Teyvat, obtaining the Character Popularity System. As long as he gained enough popularity points, his strength would grow, and he could even customize his own storylines, which would inversely affect the parallel world of Earth. Thus, Mu Yang began his wild antics. Meanwhile, on parallel Earth, Discussions about him in forums and livestreams grew more and more fervent. "The new character is way too handsome, fam, I'm crying rivers!" "What did this sudden character just say? That he's gonna slay Stormterror?" "I, the Honest Truth Sovereign, declare that Mu Yang is definitely the one who assassinated the Geo Archon! If I'm wrong, I'll top up your constellations for you!" ... Later on, players began to realize— Every year during the Lantern Rite, all the Liyue characters would reunite, Yet Mu Yang was never among them. When his backstory was slowly unveiled, The entire internet cried out— "MiHoYo, stop hurting Mu Yang already!" "He's suffered too much!" "We miss you, Yang..." And what did Mu Yang himself have to say about it? "Hahah!" --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

(Protagonist Isekai + Character Persona Reversal + Comedy + Plot Brainstorm + Genderbend MC; all plotlines are from the author's imagination, character fans please proceed with caution) Have you ever considered that there might be another version of [Fate's] script? What if March 7th became a cold, elegant beauty, transforming into the new generation "Ice Cube" of the team... What if the Dragon Lord power Dan Heng inherited was the "healing" half, burdening him with the train's logistics management... What if the Welt who came to this world was the world-saving, transcendent version... What if even under her dignified and graceful exterior, Himeko also hid a little-known heart... With the appearance of characters like the ultra-high-presence Arlan, the trashy Asta who likes to raise "Pompoms", the genius Herta with super social anxiety, and others, the original "Trailblaze" journey begins to unfold along another storyline. --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

[Pure Male-Oriented Narrative Style Perspective][Enter at Your Own Discretion][Gacha Character + Self-Designed Path][Over-the-Top Creative Energy + Live Stream Comments] At first, players only saw Leon as a scheming amusement-seeker, a 4-star meta character, and also a 5-star meta character. In the story, he is a reliable adult who values his companions more than his own life. A good friend who offers players many benefits. Until, in a certain storyline, Leon casually said something: “Let me tell you a secret—I was once an Emissary of a deceased Aeon, a remnant of a perished Path.” Players: “Dad, you must be joking. How could a joker like you have knives (tragic backstory)?” No one paid attention to what seemed like a playful remark. However, as Leon’s past was gradually revealed, knives (heartbreaking moments) struck straight into their hearts— Players’ tear ducts were universally hit with Weakness Super Break. “Wuuu, stop with the knives, stop! The knives are about to make me go stupid!” “The writers must have some psychological trauma—have some mercy!” “Dad, you’re truly… too great!” Who could have thought that every word Leon said back then was nothing but the truth? --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

Transmigrated to the Age of Gods in Greece, and became Jason. Wait, Jason? You mean the Jason who provoked the traitorous witch Medea? Jason? You mean the Jason who looks like a great hero, but is actually just a plaything of the gods?! Jason? You mean the Jason whose life seems glorious on the surface, becoming a great hero whose fame spreads through the ages, but in reality is full of hardships, ending in tragedy without a peaceful death? No, I don't want a fate like that! Therefore... "Teacher Chiron, I want to drop out. Being a hero? I can pass on that!" ---- A re-translation Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

Rios transmigrated to the world of Genshin Impact, becoming an orphan of Natlan. With his outstanding talent, he obtained a Vision at an early age and even elbowed his way to victory over Mavuika in the Pilgrimage of the Returning Flame's Holy Night, becoming Natlan's new generation Pyro Archon. And yet, on the eve before he was about to become the Pyro Archon, he awakened the Popularity Character System, which allowed him to purchase useful items from the mall as long as he gained the players' affection. Thus, he utilized the authority of the Pyro Archon and the functions of the system to suspend the Pilgrimage of the Returning Flame's Holy Night, and even imitated the Pyro Vision to stuff a bunch of Natlan people into the gacha pool. "Is Kachina's Vision one that the Pyro Archon personally crafted?" "What do you mean Kinich was originally a Dendro element character, but because the Pyro Archon gave him a Vision first, Kinich became a Pyro element character?" "Mavuika: Rios, you'll regret this! Rios: Mavuika, I am the Pyro Archon!" "Why are there even villagers here too!" And when the players finished the main storyline and learned the full story of what happened. "So Rios suspending the Pilgrimage of the Returning Flame's Holy Night was because he didn't want there to be any more sacrifices in Natlan." "He would rather bear the infamy himself and fight the Abyss alone, all so that Natlan's companions wouldn't face any danger." "Rios, this man... I must pull for this character!" After the players pulled Rios from the gacha pool, they were shocked to discover. "Oh my god, Rios is way too strong!" "The six-star Pyro Archon Bennett was just a joke—Rios is the one who's truly worthy of the name!"

Ash awakened [Absolute Control], the power to rule reality, but was branded 'Wasted Potential' because his F-Rank body couldn't sustain it. For a decade, he was trash. That changed when an Abnormal Gate slaughtered his party. Surviving by a thread, he becomes the First User of a System that grants infinite growth and skill copying. Now, the limits are gone. Facing monsters and a genius manipulator named Vincent who rules from the shadows, Ash rises to claim his throne. He will control everything.