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He’s done pretending. He’s done obeying. And he’s definitely done playing nice. In his fourth year at Hogwarts, Harry Potter stops hiding the darkness inside him—and starts using it. No more leashes. No more lies. No more bowing to Dumbledore’s plans or playing Gryffindor’s golden boy. As alliances crack and old friendships crumble, Harry begins carving his own path—one lined with defiance, fury, and unapologetic power. When even Hermione and the Weasleys find themselves in his crosshairs, the wizarding world realizes one thing too late: The Chosen One has chosen himself.

I reincarnated into the world of DanMachi with a cheat skill that gave me the legendary talent of "Silence" Alfia. I could have been the strongest adventurer! I could have saved the world! But have you seen a Goblin up close? They’re gross. And getting stabbed hurts. So, I did the logical thing: I retired at Level 1 and dedicated my life to "cultural enrichment." Specifically, drawing high-quality, uncensored R-18 doujinshi featuring Orario’s innocent rabbit, Bell Cranel, getting devoured by the city's beautiful women. Business was booming—until the models found the books. Now Eina is channeling a demon, the Sword Princess is confused but blushing, and Ryu Lion is chasing me with actual killing intent. Is It Really Wrong to Try to Sell Phonograph Rabit Book in a Dungeon? ————— Note: This is an unofficial translation. All rights to the original work belong to its rightful owner. > Patreon.com/NegativeTranslations

In the fantasy Medieval Continent of the Martial Rost Empire, a once-mocked border city—“Waste-benli”—has risen in five years to the empire’s third-largest economic hub, controlling nearly one-fifth of national wealth. Behind this miracle stands young lord Sorola Rubia of Febenli County. Born to the powerful Rubia military nobility, Sorola spurned conventional swordsmanship and battle magic for the scorned fields of summoning and alchemy. Outwardly a frivolous playboy, he hides ruthless ambition. A failed alchemy experiment accidentally birthed revolutionary products—most famously the legendary virility drug “Big Bird,” plus divine oil, breast-enhancing pills, and other solutions to every “bedroom problem.” Their explosive demand generated immense wealth, transforming his dying territory. The tale opens on a sweltering summer night. Returning home by carriage with his beautiful assistant Alice—an orphan raised by his family—Sorola senses a powerful magical surge. He races to the source and finds five dark elves hunting a gravely wounded holy elf woman. With the terrifying Magilight Ring, capable of mutual destruction, he forces the attackers—led by the arrogant swordswoman Rose and commander Longevity—to withdraw. The injured elf—arm severed, eye pierced, eardrums ruptured, organs shattered—is placed in magical ice suspension. Sorola enlists the ancient, shadowy “Perverted Old Man,” a 1,600-year-old black-market legend, to restore her completely. Yet salvation is only the pretext. Sorola craves absolute conquest. At the upcoming Harvest Festival, he plans to parade this proud holy elf as his exclusive fuck-pet. He will break the haughty Rose until she kneels and begs. His ultimate ambition reaches the Elven Queen herself. Armed with “Big Bird,” forbidden aphrodisiacs, summoning arts, and limitless gold, he will systematically tame the proudest elven beauties into obedient, heat-craving slaves. This is a war of raw lust and domination. One shameless lord. One massive cock. Endless fortune. How far will Sorola go to crush the noble elven race and build his perfect harem of trained beauties? Beauty Trainer – Elven Conquest Arc begins.

in"The velvet secrets"the novel explores how love can be a refuge and a weapon, set in a world where secrets murmur louder than honesty and every glance carries the weight of unspoken truth Alexander and cynthia two complex souls in between desire and deception.their relationship evolves from tension and denial into reluctant vulnerability-punctuated by moments of biting humor and acting tenderness where alexander forced confession and cynthia realizing they were being watched

Wait!! What’s going on?! Where am I?! Wait a second—the Great Chu Empire?! Yuan Qi?! Cultivation levels?! Am I in the world of Yuan Zun?! What the hell is happening?! Wait!! Is this Luffy’s Devil Fruit?! And is this a manual for using Haki?! What the hell is going on?!

18-year-old amnesiac, Lucen Rivers, lives by one philosophy: do good, and good will come back to you. He resides in Velstrea, a large city that promotes peace and solitude for humanity. However, beneath its creation lies a dangerous secret. Devils, once humanity’s enemies, were erased from human memory after a worldwide event wiped all knowledge of them. One night, when Lucen’s hand erupts into a blue flame, a mysterious white-haired girl approaches him, proposing a "Contract". Lucen blindly agrees and is unknowingly drawn into the new age of devils, learning that some have begun surfacing into Velstrea, threatening the city's promised peace. Thrown into a new world he barely understands, Lucen must uncover the truth of his new powers, the reason behind his sudden involvement with devils, and his forgotten past.

Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, Makoto joined the Akatsuki using his identity as someone from the future, becoming the organization's one and only Strategist. Right from the start, he proposed a heaven-defying strategy that shocked the Akatsuki. Have Zetsu infiltrate the private restrooms of the Five Kage. Collect their hemorrhoid blood and sanitary waste Black Zetsu: "…You want me to steal what?" Makoto: "Pass it to Hidan. He sits in a circle, stabs himself, and we hold the world hostage overnight. Zero casualties, maximum profit." Konan: "Is there a less disgusting plan?" Makoto: "I hear your God's Origami Technique is excellent for disguise, right?" Konan: "Yes." Makoto: "Disguise Exploding Tags as toilet paper and sell them throughout the Five Great Nations. When they go to wipe their butts, let the world know pain. Art is an explosion!" Pain, Deidara: "?" From trolling Kakashi into almost committing suicide to turning Kisame into an improv actor, Makoto is rewriting the ninja world's history one cigarette at a time!

Arthur, a broke orphan, dies saving a mother and child—only to awaken as Arthur Evan Imperius, an F-rank villain from his favorite game, disowned and destined to die as cannon fodder in a world ruled by “chosen heroes.” At his lowest, he awakens the Ultimate Scavenger System—a strange, “weak” system that doesn’t grant power… it steals it. In a world secretly manipulated by bored higher beings, where heroes are protected by fate and overpowered systems, Arthur’s ability lets him hunt those favorites of destiny, ripping fragments of their powers to build something far more dangerous. Surrounded by hero's, Extra's, Ruthless Villian's, and hidden system-users, Arthur refuses to remain a minor villain. He will rewrite the his fate—turning humiliation into leverage, heroes into prey, and himself into the monster even the gods will regret creating. [ Battle Instinct has been extracted from the Warbound System ] [ Bond Resonance has been extracted from the supreme Harem System ] [ Adaptive Hero's Boon has been extracted from the Radiant Valor System ] ------ Here i am again with another cringy and unbearable novel. as you guys no what i mean. try it at your own risk.

You live in the United States? Imagine if blue mana rain fell and dragons descended from the sky, lifeless, straight into your city or at your doorstep? Tell me what's gonna be the outcome? Lemme guess; mana fuses into everything, including life forms and the non-living and plants will be like, "I will kill everything", or even four-legged mammalian animals fused with mana begin to grow wings. It's gonna be a damn chaos with a bunch of weird stuff everywhere, I've been there and guess what? I saw a monkey with three asses. Hilarious right? But to me it was terrifying, like, what does a monkey need three damn ass for? But what if this all Mana situation was controlled? What would the results be? Evolution right. Yeah, humans are way too smart to let such an opportunity pass them by, but the same Homo sapiens were devious and selfish; they want all the good things to themselves. In this world, I am Jayden Logan, rejected by my father because I didn't get a great SAT score, but don't worry, I'm a genius. My SATs were low because of these devious humans, you can call them the weapon fashioned against me, but don't worry, I conquered. Eventually, I break through the tough bars of this world of beast taming and gain a beast with potential greater than anyone else's, and I even found true love. But my biggest rival was a scientific organisation, MAGEO and the man in charge? Guess who it was? The United States governor, body and soul. Swears, I was damn fascinated when I realised. They were sure planning something big with those dragons, I wasn't certain of it, but I knew it wasn't good. I don't really know how my story is gonna end, but one thing is certain, I'm gonna cultivate my beast and kick some ass.

I died hit by a truck, classic. Then I woke up inside my own novel, 'How to escape my obsessed CEO'. And guess what? I wasn't the heroine, I got stuck as the useless side character Bella Hearthstone, to die early so the heroine can cry and the story can move on. Except nothing is going according to the script. The obsessive billionaire CEO I created is following me everywhere, turning every coffee run into a hostage negotiation and every contract into a marriage proposal. He's not even reading the plot, he's making it up as he goes. And the heroine? She's my best friend. Cheerful, teasing, and way too good at sliding information to the CEO, basically provoking him closer to me. Every tip, every smile, every suggestion makes escaping him harder. I wrote this story to teach people how to escape an obsessed CEO. So why does it feel like the story itself is hunting me?

When Haru of the Minamoto dies standing after a heroic effort during the Genpai War. He is reincarnated in the world of That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime. As a demon??? In the Underworld??? As a bottom feeder???? Watch Haru climb the ranks of the Demon Ladder and maybe someday stand toe to toe with the monstors of the Underworld and the Cardinal World --- Just so you know, this is a original fan fiction. Not a TRANSLATION. It was inspired by the fan fiction "I'm a Daemon, so what (Tensura/Multicross)" by theogbasilisk NO GENDERBENDING NO NTR This is a slow start novel, so don't expect an MC that can one shot Guy Crimson by the 3rd Chapter. Leave reviews and powerstones man, don't be stingy!!!

Leandro Silver dos Santos Oliveira Júnior died at twenty-eight as a failure. A bench warmer rotting away in Indonesia's second-tier league, he spent eleven years drifting from club to club, bench to bench, chasing a dream that had long stopped chasing him back. He had no talent, drive, or a promising future. Just a washed-up winger whose laziness and lack of discipline had buried whatever potential he'd once had. After a humiliating 9–0 defeat, Leandro's miserable career ends in a car crash on a rain-soaked Indonesian road. But death wasn't the end as he wakes up eleven years in the past. He was seventeen years old again and back at Vila Nova, Brazil. On the bench of the club's reserve team, exactly where his downfall began. Raised by his older sister Mariana, who sacrificed everything to keep his dream alive, Leandro knows what's at stake. He remembers every mistake, wasted training sessions, and opportunities he threw away. And he refuses to let it happen again. Armed with nothing but his past football experiences, desperation, and an unshakable fear of mediocrity, Leandro throws himself into a brutal journey of self-reconstruction through hard work and determination. He will sacrifice everything to claw his way from obscurity to the biggest stages in world football. And become the best footballer in the world... The World No.1.

“Venti, hug!” A fiery-red Slime shot toward the ever-idle Anemo Archon at incredible speed. “Farmas, can you be a little more serious? You’re the Flame Archon, after all.” Venti let out a helpless smile and gently scooped up the Pyro Slime before him. Warmth, softness, malleability—this was Farmas, the Pyro Slime. War, blazing flames, Munata—this was Farmas, the Flame Archon. .......... visit [email protected]/DevilWarden (for advance chapters)

This book is the part two of the book 'Protagonist! Please Stay Away from Me!' Have you ever thought what would happen if a character comes to life? And that character was from the novel that you have made. But that wasn't all. The only emotion that the character felt was resentment. It wants to kill you. Well, someone did. Sharon Charatshore was now trying to fight her fate. Gods, men, women, animals... everything was threatening her life, disrupting her life's peace. The more she fights, the more she knows. This time, with bigger consequences... with much more to lose. Kaerin, Maria, Suroralia, Aerila, Pristine... there were so many questions about them in her mind, which she wanted to find out. But could someone tell her why she was back in her old apartment? Extra Tags:- Gender Bender, Female Protagonist, Harem, Bottom Protagonist, Insincere Protagonist, Fallible Protagonist Note: The novel has troupe similar to ABO setting. The Protagonist is O whereas, the heroines are A. That means down the line, the protagonist would be pregnant. Disclaimer: It’s just a novel. Don’t be serious. It’s just a fiction. All the characters are from my imagination. They don’t exist in the real life. Nah! Nope, they don’t. Trust me in this. So, there are themes in the story that might be disturbing. But let me tell you. I condone them and I suggest you to take it just as a fiction. No need to think over them. And if you find it very disturbing then, I request not to read the novel any further. Thank you. P.S: All the images are AI generated.

After dying in a sudden accident, Jon awakens in the body of a young Gilderoy Lockhart. No system. No cheats. Armed only with discipline, curiosity, and an unyielding drive to grow stronger. As he navigates the wizarding world, quiet dangers, and unexpected friendships take shape around him. With measured charm, relentless training, and talents yet untapped, he explores the world of magic like never before. [Slow-burn] THIS IS AN AU. TIMELINES, AGES, AND EVENTS HAVE BEEN INTENTIONALLY CHANGED FOR STORY PURPOSES. IF YOU NOTICE DIFFERENCES FROM CANON, THEY ARE DELIBERATE. PLEASE DO NOT ASSUME A LACK OF RESEARCH—THE CHANGES ARE MADE WITH FULL AWARENESS OF CANON. Join my Patreon for advance chapters-https://patreon.com/A_Peverel

This is an Unoffical Chinese translated novel Author: Science Research Institute (赛恩斯研究院) Translator: Doyenro(for fun) ------- After transmigrating to a different world, Ron finds himself bound to a mysterious Farming System. All he ever wanted was a peaceful, laid-back life. But reality had other plans... — Elemental cards inspired by playing cards become a sensation at the Magic Academy. — A magically altered version of Three Kingdoms Kill, called Legendary Kill, becomes the must-have game for noble afternoon teas. — Otherworldly Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards spark a craze among children of all races—everyone’s desperate to draw a “Blue-Eyes White Dragon.” The craziest part? All these "machines" powering this cultural revolution... are actually magical plants grown by Ron. With a completely innocent face, Ron says: “I just wanted to open a flower shop, hang out with my adorable plant employees, and play some mahjong or cards. How... how did it all turn into this?!”

April Scott only wanted to help her family until she crossed paths with Dr. Adrian Smith, the ruthless billionaire and her childhood crush, who is aware of her dark past and turns her life upside down in twenty-four hours. Her sister is hospitalized, her home is suddenly sold. April becomes the target of a deadly plot she doesn’t understand. Every time she tries to escape, Adrian is there… saving her, controlling her, or destroying her, she can’t tell which. She could only sense he wanted something from her and she also finds herself drawn to him. But when a confrontation ends with Adrian presumed dead, April becomes a fugitive overnight. And the only person willing to protect her is a stranger with secrets of his own.

Loki Althaus is a human who was born during the French Revolution in The Year 1789. His parents died when he was 4 due to a demon cult that has been abusing his dad for being an baron for few years (Demon Cult is an Organization that has been alive for tens thousands of years), however he did not seek for revenge... He seek for Peace an actual life where everything is quiet and to get what he wanted he became stronger he mastered Gravity manipulation and eventually Space Itself while still being mere child. He was a cold and ruthless kid ever since he was born, he didn't even cry when his parents was murdered right in front of him he just stands there while looking down into their lifeless bodies slumped on the floor. And now after surviving for 2 centuries he was now a 236 years old Immortal he has killed powerful beings and remained mystery in History.

System / Smut/ Transmigration/ strong FL / Steamy/ Mafia ------------------------------------------------------------------- In the R-18 novel Tyrant's Debt, Serena Rossi was a pathetic side character. A debt-repayment gift to the underworld king, Dante Moretti. She was destined to endure various volumes of punishment before meeting a tragic end. Now, I’m Serena. I have two choices: run and get hunted down, or stay and play the game better than the original author ever intended. Dante thinks he bought a submissive plaything, but I’ve read every chapter. I know his secrets, I know his weaknesses, and I know exactly what he likes. If I have to be his toy to survive, I’ll be the most dangerous one he’s ever owned.