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Vivian Chen has it all. A private island. A penthouse with a smart home system that obeys everyone but her. A wardrobe full of black suits that make her look like she's attending her own funeral. And absolutely zero memory of any of it. After waking up in a hospital with retrograde amnesia, Vivian discovers she's the CEO of a multimillion dollar empire and she cannot even operate her own coffee machine. Worse, her impossibly stoic assistant, Lucas Grey, insists on following her everywhere with perfect posture, an unreadable face, and ears that mysteriously turn red whenever she thanks him. Determined to piece together her former life, Vivian stumbles into a chaotic found family. Sophie, a hyperactive waitress who appoints herself "best friend" without consent. Kevin, an IT guy who brings his laptop to the bathroom and documents everything in spreadsheets. Marlene, a café owner who communicates through cake. And Elena, a former best friend seeking forgiveness for a betrayal Vivian cannot even remember. But when her scheming ex fiancé Alexander resurfaces to destroy her company, and a mysterious red notebook hidden inside a potted ficus reveals the truth about who she used to be, Vivian must decide. Become the cold, untouchable billionaire she was before. Or embrace the messy, chaotic, cake filled life she has stumbled into. Complete with a man whose ears tell the truth his mouth will not. Because sometimes the best way to find yourself is to forget who you were supposed to be.

Cavalry charging in? Send Barbara with her “Sky AK.” Backline under attack? Buffs are over. Time for close combat. Enemy too strong? Noelle will show them what a berserk knight looks like. A frost monster with absurd durability? Upgrade Klee’s bouncing bombs to their “adult version.” A high-tier demon? The Empress will teach them how Liyue declares war. Cult brainwashing? Seele Vollerei makes sure everyone can afford bread. Swarm invasion? Firefly initiates a scorched-earth protocol. Allies stared in disbelief. “Why does this healer look like a walking Christmas tree?” Celeste: “It’s not my fault. The system gave me too much…” System: “Social Embarrassment Points +2333. Keep it up, host.” Celeste: “Keep it up my ass. At this rate, I might as well debut as an idol—‘Socially Insane Girls.’”

One day, Satou opened his bathroom door as usual, only to suddenly find a beautiful, unfamiliar girl bathing inside. After being mistaken for a pervert, a lecher, and a beast, Satou finally realized that his bathroom door had crossed dimensions! From then on, he lived with many anime heroines and could also obtain rare ingredients from worlds like One Piece and One-Punch Man. Shokugeki no Soma + Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid + The Devil Is a Part-Timer!, feel free to suggest more if you want to see them later. --------------------------- Join my Patreon now to get instant access to the next chapters!

[WELCOME TO THE OMEGA ASCENSION SYSTEM] [Evaluation of Host: You’d lose to a werewolf toddler with a stubbed toe.] [Ding! First mission unlocked: Survive Estella’s attempt to murder you (again).] Reward: Access to stats. [SECOND MISSION: Change the Alpha prince's hatred for you to possessiveness within three hours. Reward: +1 to all your current stats. Failure: Poison from your last life catches up to you.] [So, uhmm... Good luck!] Wait... What?! ------- Elian Ashford—a lowly Omega slave and an orphan raised in the palace of the werewolf empire of Lunaria— was hated, humiliated, and eventually poisoned to death after finding out that he was mated to the cold Alpha Prince of Lunaria who had publicly rejected him. But fate wasn't done with him. The moon goddess showed pity on him and gave him a second chance, rewinding his life back to the moment of rejection. But Elian soon discovered how vastly different his second life was. He was reborn with a sassy system which would help him survive and also ascend from a lowly Omega. And that's not all. In his second life, Elian is mated to not just the Alpha Prince but also two others. The empire's Beta and the Rogue King. Three mates and a system! What could go wrong? Sit back and follow Elian on his journey of seduction, growth and threading forbidden desires as he gains the love of his powerful mates while ascending into something greater than an Omega.

Never thought I’d actually transmigrate one day. Never thought I’d become an anime character. And least of all... never imagined I’d end up in a world filled with war, plague, and despair. “Maji yabakunai,” Kanna muttered, stretching out her tiny arm. She casually grabbed a passing Originium bug, stuffed it into her mouth with a crisp “ao wu,” and patted the dust off her slightly soiled dress. In this world of grim darkness... a hungry dragon loli has arrived. --------------------------- Join my Patreon now to get instant access to the next chapters!

[Pokémon] [Western Fantasy] [Dragon] [Leziwen] (Ratings just came out, watch with confidence) Good news! I've been transported to another world. Bad news, I've been reborn as a low-quality earth dragon in the dragon race. Good news! It's Garchomp! As a Pokémon player, Lin Zhi is transported to a world of swords and magic, where he is reborn as a young Garchomp and obtains the Garchomp template from Pokémon. Do you even know what a pseudo-legendary is? Do you even know what 600 base stats means? Speed ​​92, huh? Can't do the Dragon Dance? One earthquake and you're all blown to smithereens! Visit my Patreon to read up to 176 chapters ahead and enjoy daily updates: patreon.com/02Fanworks An extra chapter will be published for every 50 power stones. An extra chapter will be published for every 2 comments made about the book.

Nothing serious, just random made up bullsh!t by me after watching too much animes, BUTT iseakais are trash who all agrees with me? Same with our guy who hate these Isekai slops but ended up being one of the victims of getting Isekaied for real,now this isn't a fiction or a game he's deadass got thrown into another world as hero and forced to fight demon king, now how he does?GOD KNOWS.

Ghost portals opened all across the world, and getting possessed seemed as common as catching a fever. As such, humanity was forced to live in safe zones that were steadily shrinking day by day. Yet to Lana, nothing was new. She was reborn on the day when the true daughter of the Almond family returned. She watched as Brenda, her murderer from the past life, was pampered by the Almond siblings. “Lana, you should know your place and leave.” Eldest Young Almond ordered with glacial disdain. “A wretch like you never belonged to the Almond Family. Pitiful mutt.” Second Young Master Almond chuckled, his venom-laced words resounding, “And if possible, stop comparing yourself to Brenda. She is a rare awakened Dream Warden, while you... sigh. Marry a beggar, and that would be the grandest achievement in your life.” “I always wondered why a dim-witted person like her ended up as our sister. Sigh... I am concerned that she might perish after being possessed by a roadside ghost.” The Third Young Master derided. For safety and peace, Lana left the Almond family and forged her own empire. Trash? She became a supreme Talisman Practitioner! Marry a beggar? The wealthy heirs in Brookvale lined up to wed her! Die in the hands of a roadside ghost? The specters in the ghost zones trembled upon hearing her name! Poor mutt? Heh! Her business empire earned her billions of dollars every single month! Even her past life’s moonlight was shamelessly flirting with her! Lana never thought that her past life's misery was orchestrated by a schemer, neither she thought that her luck was stolen away by the docile lovable daughter of the Almond family. In this life, she vowed to live a thriving life and protect her luck. She fought off ghosts haunting her world while fighting the mysterious forces. .......................................................................................... Extract “Mister, I feel a connection with you. Would you like to adopt me?” Lana fluttered her eyelashes while gazing at the handsome young man with lustrous black hair. Yet what intoxicated her the most was the radiant purple and gold aura around her past life’s moonlight! So delicious! She longed to devour him whole! “No.” His deep voice reverberated in Lana’s heart, making her freeze for a second. ‘Ah... sure enough... an untouchable flower like him... is out of my league!’ “However... I do need a silver cat.” His words were laced with ambiguity as he stared at her intently, “Especially the dauntless one that loves to sneak into my bed at night and claw my admirers.” Lana •silver cat•: “...” Ugh... no, it’s not me .....................................................................................

A man was sent to the TVD/TO world as an reward and plans to become the strongest in the verse. He fights originals kills many and I mean many supernaturals, meets the Mystic falls squad. And changes the story how he sees fit. Because He is the Apex predator

Lin Fan dies in a truck accident and awakens in a cultivation world—but not in the body he expected. Trapped within the crystalline matrix of a low-grade spirit stone, he has no limbs, no voice, and no way to interact with the world beyond passive absorption of spiritual energy. But his Primordial Spirit Core System is no ordinary cheat tool. It was forged in an ancient war between flesh cultivators and mineral spirits, designed to create a new generation of stone sovereigns. As Lin Fan evolves from pebble to power, he discovers he is not the first of his kind—nor the last. While cultivators hunt spirit stones as mere resources, Lin Fan hunts them. But power gained through predation attracts attention. Ancient stone spirits stir in the deep earth. Sect elders grow suspicious. And the mountain itself—once the body of a primordial earth dragon—begins to whisper his name. In a world where strength is everything, can a stone build an empire without ever taking a single step? Stone Cold Ambition is a tale of patience, cunning, and the quiet revolution of the overlooked.

Private Hyakkaou Academy, with the student council at the top, has a class system dominated by "gambling". Whether it is wealth or honor, it can become a bargaining chip in the gambling game. The winner is in heaven, and the loser is in hell. Ayanokouji Kiyotaka's younger brother, [Traveler] Ayanokouji Kiyohei, stepped into this campus today, determined to change the class system of this academy so that the lower class people can also stand up! He relies on two things, sufficient money, and a system that can guarantee ten consecutive bottoms. It's just... In the process of revolution, there will always be some small problems. "Saotome Meiari, you guy, don't ask me to borrow money anymore! How many times have you lost and still want to get your money back?" "Jabami Yumeko, a gambler can't get the house! I said I won't gamble with you, and you squatting on the ground pretending to be good is the same!" "And you, Ikishima Midari, stop playing with revolvers! If you want to play, I will teach you another Russian roulette." ------------------------- If you’d like to support my work, check out my: patreon.com/Greyhounds

Time is something desired most yet wasted more. Haru and Naru Uzumaki always had that particular philosophy, but when Time lost all meaning and significance, they had to find new things to explore and unravel its truth to the world or die of boredom, that is if they could die. BONUS STORY! The Ramen God of Totsuki With nothing left to accomplish in an era of peace and stability, Haru Uzumaki turned his attention towards the abundant and recognized Arts of the world in order to purge his newfound boredom. The hunt for a particular Art propelled him towards a fascinating academy dedicated to the pursuit of culinary knowledge.

Our aloof and stoic protagonist, Kai. A handsome 14 year old, finds himself at the hands of death. He accepts his death, only to be awaken to the sound of crying, whose source was he himself. Apparently he is now in the world of Naruto and is a member of the Nara clan, Nice. He is a baby as of now. Great. And he hears a 'Ding!' sound as a screen appears in front of him. [ Player Name : Kai Nara Player Level : 1 (0/50) Shikigamis : Divine Dogs; Level 1 {0/90} Abilities : Shadow Extraction; Locked. Shadow Summoning; Locked. EXP : 000 ] Well, Damn. No Romance but might have lemons. No pairing for MC. --------------------------------- Disclaimer : Will contain explicit description of violence and gore and underage aspects. ----------------- Approximately one chapter every 1 or 2 day. Minimum 4 chapters a week unless taking a break. ------- Slow progression at first but will get faster after academy arc starts. ------- I won't drop this like my other stories since I studied enough fanfics and gained enough writing experience. I'll definitely get this over a 100 Chapters.

Akio Hirata had two lives. By day: a quiet, forgettable office worker. By night: a self-proclaimed criminal mastermind with a flair for dramatic monologues and zero common sense. For months, he believed himself to be the perfect villain… Until one coworker looked him dead in the eyes and said: "I caught you in 4K." Exposed, outplayed, and running for his life, Akio makes one final, desperate escape... and gets hit by a truck. Reborn in another world, he now faces a new challenge: Can someone with the ability to copy peoples magic by gooning to them become a legendary figure in a fantasy world? (Spoiler he won't) Or will he speedrun his second death just as efficiently? A parody isekai inspired by series like Re:Zero − Starting Life in Another World, with the strategic brilliance of Light Yagami… if everything went horribly wrong.

Lu Xingcheng (known to the world as the "Shadow Emperor") is the ruthless head of the Lu Syndicate. Following a violent betrayal by the Ghost Clan, Xingcheng is forced into hiding. Stripped of his guards and his gold, he assumes the identity of "Bob," a clumsy, homeless background actor, and ends up working at a local car wash. ​Enter Joey, a nursing student with a heart of gold, a tiny apartment, and a "Peppercorn" personality—spicy, grounded, and impossible to ignore. Finding Xingcheng shivering in the rain, she assumes he’s just another victim of the city's harsh economy. She brings him home, feeds him cheap instant noodles, and patches his $2,000 silk jacket with a "Powerpuff Girls" sticker. ​For the first time in his life, Xingcheng isn't being hunted for his power or his bank account; he’s being cared for because he’s "Bob."

Neon is a broke high school student whose only escape is reading Omegaverse novels. He’s a loyal reader—he devours every single Omegaverse story he can get his hands on. His favorite right now? Angel in Hell, a bestselling novel he loves with all his heart. Neon adores everything about it… except one thing: Zyren Kael. A D-class Alpha. The villain. The nightmare of the whole book. Villains are meant to be hated, but Zyren is on another level—cruel, stupid, obsessive, and always ruining the precious omega Angel’s life. Neon curses him every time he appears on the page. But the night he finishes the novel, Neon dies in an accident. And when he opens his eyes again… he’s not in his tiny cheap apartment. He’s lying in a luxurious bedroom inside an expensive mansion— reborn as Zyren Kael, the villain he hates the most. Neon swears he will NOT follow the villain’s tragic path. He refuses to be cruel. He refuses to follow the book’s script. He plans to live quietly, avoid trouble, marry a side-character beta, and spend his days peacefully. But the novel itself refuses to follow its own plot. So why— Why are all the male leads obsessed with him? Why is the main character suddenly in love with him? Why is everyone chasing after him? Why does the world treat him like he’s the true protagonist? He was supposed to be the villain. So why does he feel like the main character instead? What on earth is happening to this story…?

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Harumi moved to a quiet little town in the countryside for a simple reason: peace, quiet… and maybe eight hours of uninterrupted sleep. On her third day, she accidentally brings home two children from the market. No planning. No experience. Definitely no instruction manual. Now her life includes: a huge, dusty house, unexpected bills, suspiciously curious neighbors, a boy who acts more responsibly than she does, and a little girl who can secretly run the whole house. Between burnt dinners, school chaos, and daily "how did this happen?" moments, Harumi slowly realizes that this noisy, unpredictable mess… might be the closest she's ever come to home. A cozy and chaotic slice of everyday life, full of humor, affection, chosen family, and daily disasters. If you enjoy lighthearted comedy, wholesome relationships, and stories where nothing goes as planned — Welcome to your new home.

What’s more dangerous than a transmigrator with plot knowledge? The overpowered original protagonist? No. It’s a transmigrator with knowledge of the entire story who is absolutely, undeniably crazy! To the Academy, Max Draeven was a "Madman." From day one, he shattered his role as a Extra, replacing the "intended" plot with complete chaos. The Author wanted him to improve the story? It seemed the Author picked the wrong fan to help him. When the Academy finally managed to get rid of him, they expected peace. Instead, they found a void no one else could fill. From the students to the faculty, the "madness" was infectious. The very people who exiled him are desperate to have their favorite lunatic back. But the plot doesn’t stop for anyone. The two world-annihilating forces that have always loomed over this story—the Demon King and the rising Undead Sovereign—are continuing their advances. Caught between these two ancient calamities, Max isn't interested in being a hero. He’s just interested in surviving and flipping a middle finger to the author. Who needs Plot Armor? He has Chaos Armor. Come join the madness as Max throws the world into chaos to save it!

A/N: Also Posted in Royal Road Cyprian Thorne has a very simple, 200-IQ life plan: stay weak, stay invisible, and stay alive. As a bottom-tier "Grade-F" background character in a world-ending fantasy game, he’s determined to be the human equivalent of beige wallpaper while the actual heroes save the day. But "Chaos Theory" is a jerk. Through a series of spectacular failures in luck, Cyprian finds himself cornered not by a common monster, but by Eris Vane—the Academy’s terrifying Student Council President and the literal Final Boss destined to delete the world’s save file. Instead of killing him, she smashes through his door with a void-blade and demands a marriage certificate. Now, the world's most pathetic "Extra" has to navigate a high-stakes Academy life where his fiancée is a walking nuclear warhead, her "love" feels a lot like a hostage situation, and every romantic moment is a potential Game Over. Survival was the goal, but how do you stay low-key when you're engaged to the End of the World?