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Eight years of climbing the Tower taught Dante one thing: trust gets you killed. He learned that lesson when his best friend sold his entire party to the enemy. Now he's back at the beginning with eight years of future knowledge, a dead sister who's suddenly alive, and a front-row seat to watch his future betrayer charm everyone around him. The smart move would be to kill Adrian now, but Dante has a better idea. He's going to smile, play along, and take everything Adrian wants for himself, the power, the connections, the allies and before putting a knife through his empty heart. Revenge is a long game. Good thing Dante already knows how it ends.

In the lush countryside, Amina, a sheltered heiress, defies her family's expectations when she falls for Kofi, a humble farmer's son. As their secret romance blossoms amidst the golden fields, they must navigate the complexities of social class, family loyalty, and the soil that binds them. Will their love be strong enough to bridge the divide, or will it get lost in the threads of tradition?

[Warning! R18+ Mature Content] After a 'freaky' accident in a Natural History Museum, where he got crushed by a dinosaur on display, under very embarassing circumstances, Jimmy woke up in the Jurassic Era in an alternate world. His third-cousin, who he had gone on a date with while being unaware of their blood relation, somehow followed him in this alternate world, and there, she seemed to have magical powers! While testing if he also had powers, and discovering that he did, he figured out that he was a Bloodmancer after he constantly pushed his powers to the limit. At some point, he discovered that he could control dinosaurs by altering, or controlling their blood. This helped him tame dinosaurs, but after some experimenting, he figured out that he could use his tamed dinosaurs to 'tame' human women! Jimmy wasn't much of a ladies man himself, so of course, he barely got any action in the beginning, even in the Jurassic Era, where he was followed around by his third-cousin who persued him romantically, albeit slowly. For that matter, when he figured out he could induce chemical romance on other, non-related women using his tamed dinosaurs, he took the opportunity to slowly indulge into fiesty romance with every other woman he craved to touch, across the dinosaur-riddled land! With an appetite strong enough to consume the world, that grew even stronger as he developed his Bloodmancer abilities, he needed far more intimacy than the light teasing that his cousin taunted him with! He even needed more intimacy than the steamy intimacy which another, local cousin showered him with! Jimmy could even make magical breakthroughs through intimacy, and in a world riddled with secrets of technology beyond its age, intimacy wasn't only a necessity, but it was also a piece of the puzzle. ... ~ I like to write weird stories, the type that had never been written before. Speaking of which, if you want to add another unique, fresh read to your library, check out my other new novel: Stone Golem in the Carboniferous Period: Fighting Bugs for Baddies ~ ~ Uploading 2-6 chapters a day. ~ ~ There are pictures in the comments, or paragraph comments. I post them in the chapters that matter, to better describe scenes including people, dinosaurs, or others. The art-style is consistent, relative, and well thought out. You'll know it when you see it. ~ ~ [#No NTR] [#power progression] [#big harem] [#steamy] [#deep intimacy] [triple-lovemaking] [#evolution] [#dino army] [#tamer] [#magic] [#necromancy] [#bloodmancy] [#healer] [#superstrength] [#superspeed] [#lost civilization] [#ancient civilization] [#no system] [#primal magic] [#giants] [#multiple human species] [#fictional human species] [#hidden technology] ~

I finally got the beta invite for the sequel to the game I’ve been grinding for ten years. The weirdest part? All my mods carried over. I’m talking everything from the 'Hell Mode' enemy buffs to the waifu skins and cosmetic swaps. I'm about to face a Sekiro-level nightmare, but at least everyone looks fabulous. Takes inspiration from Sekiro + Soulsborne series. [Yandere] To read advanced sections Patreon.com/Asura555

One accidental comment before first period turns Alex Carter into the most talked-about student in school. Caught between viral fame, embarrassing misunderstandings, and nonstop school chaos, Alex must survive high school when staying invisible is no longer an option.

Shoved into the backseat of his father's car right after graduation, Riley Hale ended up marching toward a company building with a bagged lunch and a pen. Still in his toga, the fresh graduate never thought he’d land in the office of the continent’s top lizard, err, dragon, as his aide. And that would’ve driven any person wishing for a corporate career to tears. After all, who wouldn’t want to serve the fastest ticket up the corporate ladder: Kael Dravaryn, the infamously elegant, unhinged, and extremely overpowered Dragon Lord of the continent? Well, that would be Riley. The same Riley who didn’t expect to spend his days dodging fireballs, dressing his boss in robes more complicated than dark magic, and serving as a literal target during morning sparring. Now trapped in a job he never truly agreed to, the hardworking aide decided to hold out until it was time for his glorious resignation. But leaving a dragon’s clutches could never be easy, especially one with elemental mastery and a finger worth a private army. Yet, as Riley, who longs to quit, attempts to navigate ancient politics, wyvern threats, and other accidents (many of which are definitely not his fault), he might just hallucinate himself into seeing something beneath his boss’s arrogance and molten glares. Maybe he’d actually care if Riley got turned to ash.

Rosemary feels like a wilted flower in her father’s court. Born into a society that places power on a pedestal, her frail body and weak angelic powers only earn scorn from her fellow nobles and icy contempt from her father. Suffocated by whispers and rejection, Rose’s gentle spirit eventually breaks, driving her to do the unimaginable– jumping off a bridge on a stormy day. But as she sinks into the water, memories of her brother's kindness renew her will to live. Yet, it might already be too late as she's dragged under the current of the river. All hope seems lost until a hand reaches into the roaring river and grabs her– a pair of cold eyes purple peer back at her. Would their owner bring the salvation she so desperately craves, or a continuation of the emotional torment she has endured since childhood?

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Leveling Up by Eating Dajin Deckhand by day, cunning predator by night, Kael Stormheart has sailed for five years dreaming of becoming a captain. When a kraken drags his ship into a mysterious dungeon, he faces the Trial of the Dajin—an arena where death is certain, and only the clever survive. Outwitting and mocking his demonic foes, Kael awakens the Dragonic Thunderstorm Dragon, transforming into a half-dragon powerhouse. Now, with lightning in his veins and a taste for Dajin, he must navigate a world of chaos, cunning enemies, and deadly trials—because in this dungeon, only the clever, ruthless, and bold rise to legend.

Imagine a demon unlike any other—one who defies the typical darkness and cruelty associated with his kind. He is not just a creature of darkness; he is a being caught between two worlds, possessing a rare compassion that sets him apart. One day, after a fierce confrontation with his father, His father sent him to a demon superheroes school, without his consent As the demon lord's destructive plans unfold, his brother and a brave band of allies rise to the challenge.

After an accident leaves pro-gamer Eric Lieu both mentally and physically scarred, he’s forced to leave the pro circuit and any chance he’d ever have at being the “best.” In real life, socially-awkward loners whose facial muscles only seem to recognize “surly frown” and “smug-ass smirk” as expressions don’t get to rule the world. But then eccentric genius Zhao Jianyu launches Viren’s Refuge, the first full-immersion VRMMORPG, and Eric decides to join this game of Gods and monsters to rise from the ashes even stronger than before. Citing his belief that “Games belong to the Gamers,” Zhao Jianyu refuses corporate investments and offers an unbelievable deal to hardcore gamers: Play for Shares! The first 10,000 players to buy the insanely expensive VR gear and game subscription will receive stock in Zhao Jianyu’s private company. Furthermore, once the initial 9 Mythic Realms of the game are defeated, the Final Player Rankings will determine who inherits the company. Zhao Jianyu does all he can to make the playing field equal against the corporations determined to exploit his game, but it will be up to the gamers themselves to prove that those who enjoy the game the most will always be the ultimate winners. With the help from a quirky cast of friends Eric definitely didn’t ask for (and can’t understand why they keep sticking around), Eric is determined to win the game for the gamers and help Zhao Jianyu realize his dream of a world safe for all types of people—even the loser loners. But with so many real-world stakes, will Eric be able to survive long enough to prove the true worth of a gamer?

Everly, a connoisseur of orphan-to-riches tropes, always assumed her origin story began with a dramatic abandonment at the orphanage gates. Turns out, her life was even more cliché than her favorite novels! She wasn't merely dumped; she was swapped—a long-lost heiress to a vast fortune. Just when she thought her life couldn't get any more tropey, a mysterious System materialized, offering her a chance at a "good ending." The catch? Its "abilities" ranged from the utterly bizarre to the downright mortifying, making Everly question if a happy ending was truly worth the existential cringe. *** System 006: [Host, please choose 1 of these 3 system abilities!] Everly: "They're all weird! Let me just pick random!" System 006: [Hehe... host, I forgot to say that each system will have consequences, so something will happen to you when you use it...] Everly: "!!!" Days later, having been reunited with her biological family and experimenting with the System's... unique function, the consequence were already glaringly apparent. Her beloved brother: "My little sister is precious, but I need therapy to keep up with her alien-like thinking." Handsome man 1: "She's a pervert! I'm scared she'll take my innocence..." Handsome man 2: "Every time she talks, I feel like killing her. Is that normal?" NOTE: Please disconnect all logical circuits before proceeding with this novel, as it's an absolute chaotic comedy where the MC, Everly, has several screws loose in her brain. Don't expect much normalcy here—sanity checked out long ago and never came back.

Zarix was a proud gooner. A man who dedicated his life to the sacred art of degeneracy. His bookshelf was a tier list. His tissues were war casualties. His legacy? Painted across countless pages. Then he died. Cursing the very poison he was testing. A novel so trash that even his dick refused to rise. And worse? He woke up inside it. A world where lust didn't exist. Desire was a foreign concept. The glorious purpose between one's legs? Completely sealed by some heartbroken god who threw a tantrum and cursed all of humanity. Not only did he end up in the body of Eren Van Astrea—a half-elf son of a baron but in a world ruled by summoners and ancestral spirits, he was summonless. A gooner with no power within. And nothing working beneath. His mother suffered daily humiliation. His clan treated him like garbage. His body was weak. His QUOR was pathetic. He was destined to rot at the bottom. But then everything changed. [Carnal Ascension System Activated.] [Welcome, Host.] [You are the only being exempt from the curse.] [Any woman you touch will have her desire awakened.] [Convert lust into power. Ascend through conquest.] [Currency: Gooning Points (GP)] [Fuck anyone — 25 GP] [Fuck a MILF — 50 GP] [Fuck a GILF — 100 GP] [Hidden Acts — 10-500 GP] [GP can be transferred to enhance any target's QUOR capacity.] [Welcome Bonus Acquired.] [Inspect Vision x3] [Humiliation Suit: Bitch x1] [Humiliation Suit: Sow x1] In a desireless world, the only man who can get hard is king. And this king has a grudge to settle. Discord : https://discord.gg/ht8sfcTCcR

Takeshi Ryuzaki es un profesor de educación física recién contratado en la Preparatoria Fujimi. Su vida por fin parece encaminarse: trabajo estable, tranquilidad económica y el sencillo sueño de casarse, formar una familia y criar uno o dos hijitos regordetes. Todo iba perfecto… hasta que ¡BOOM! Los recuerdos de su vida pasada regresan de golpe. Buenas noticias: ha reencarnado en su anime favorito. Malas noticias: el apocalipsis comienza en una hora. El pánico lo consume, pero justo cuando cree que todo está perdido, despierta el Sistema de Simulación de Vida, una misteriosa ayuda que le promete supervivencia y poder. Sin embargo, Takeshi pronto descubrirá que este mundo no sigue ninguna lógica… es un caos absoluto donde sólo los más fuertes prosperan. Con el sistema como aliado, Takeshi comienza a fortalecerse paso a paso. Nuevas habilidades, decisiones cuestionables y recompensas cada vez más “interesantes” lo llevan a un objetivo inesperado: construir un refugio exclusivo para mujeres en medio del apocalipsis. Entre peligros mortales, crecimiento imparable y un harén en constante expansión, Takeshi decide afrontar el fin del mundo a su manera. Porque si el mundo va a terminar…más vale repoblarlo ¿verdad?

I've definitely seen this before. Loser dies in their own home. Gets reincarnated in another world with a cheat system. Has women on both arms and his third leg within 30 minutes of arriving. They defeat the great evil demon king or whatever. The loser lives happily ever after with his 50+ wives. The end. 'Yes, yes, I see. That's definitely not happening any time soon with me.' After all, I wasn't reincarnated as the rich disowned noble or the hero with a golden finger. No, I was born as this little red fiendish-looking thing, who's barely 50 centimetres tall! Not to mention, I didn't even wake up in a nice, cosy bed - instead, I plopped out of a blood slide, which led straight into a dungeon! 'And where the hell is my syste-!' [Evolution system activating] 'Wait, I'm not completely doomed!' [Warning! You have been sent to a high difficulty World] 'W-what.' [Good luck!] ----- Note: No harem, System isn't OP. Will update notes if required.

Before the world was divided, there was harmony. But the first sin was committed in heaven, and the sons of God fell. From their fall came rebellion, and from rebellion came knowledge that humanity was never meant to bear. When mankind partook of forbidden wisdom, evil took root. Death, war, envy, and conquest followed. The world fractured as corruption spread, and the fallen whispered into the hearts of men. From these unions were born abominations, and the earth was drowned to erase what had become lawless. Yet even after the world was renewed, wickedness endured. The malice of humanity did not vanish—it accumulated. From generations of hatred, greed, and bloodshed, a force was born: Maveth, the breath of death. Where Maveth spread, chaos beasts emerged, and some men learned to wield this evil to dominate others. Bound by laws that forbid direct intervention, the heavens chose another path. To those who fled corruption and accepted the will of the Celestial King, Divine Energy was bestowed. These chosen humans became known as Celestial Hosts, bearers of a power meant to oppose the coming catastrophe. Between life and death flows Ruach, the breath of life, present in all beings yet mastered by few. Between heaven and ruin, the fate of the world now rests not with gods—but with humans who carry their legacy.

After traveling through the parallel world of Pokémon for eighteen years, at the turning point of life, because of the arrival of the pleasure system, as long as you enjoy Pokémon, you can get rewards. After obtaining the god-level breeder profession and the god-level Evergreen Power at the beginning. Alex chose to inherit his parents' breeding house without hesitation and became a breeder. So.... I don't know when it started, the reputation of the breeding house is getting bigger and bigger. More and more mythical beasts came after hearing the news. Mewtwo: I was looking for the meaning of my existence, and now I have found it! Groudon: What? Here I can find a way to fly! ...

Alix Deminal loves magic. I mean how could anyone not like magic in a world that's so full of it. From Mages to Clerics there are so many ways to conjure forth the practice. Alix's personal way is through sorcery. She had spent years stuck cracking a certain spell that appeared to her in a dream some years ago. After years of research and work she finally managed to finish the spell. It was at this moment that Alix knew that her time had arisen. She would improve upon her spell to shake the world, inspire others, and evoke her vengeance upon a spellcaster that had wronged her family. She would meet monsters, demons and pirates! Those are all on the same level of danger, right? She would become known as the Matriarch of Monsters. All thanks to one little taming spell.

"Is it flat, is it round?" "Shhh! Don't ask such again!" "Is the planet a flat plane, fixed in place or is it a sphere, spinning and revolving? Should we refer it to a planet or a realm? Confusing questions, I must say...almost stupid. Because, weren't we taught in school?" "You're right but merely looking, you realize that things seem not to add up. I have seen the Sun in the Sky." "Oh stop the cap!" "I'm serious!" "Yeah, right. Keep on with the fantasies!" "I know it's flat, I know it." •Multiple resets. •Destructions. •Erasure of history. Who knows? Could it be real?

Yuan was born with an incurable illness that left him blind at a young age and crippled a few years later, rendering everything below his head useless. Deemed hopeless and irredeemable, his parents quickly gave up on him, and the world ignored him. In this dark and still world, his younger sister became his sole reason for living. Watch as this young man reaches for the apex as a genius in Cultivation Online, the newest VRMMORPG, becoming a legendary figure in both worlds. --------------------- My other novels: Dual Cultivation