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The Saint Likes Me, But I’m Screwed… [Rewrite]

One early spring day, Alum and his classmates fell victim to a spatial quake—descending to Lethren, a world filled with elemental magic and wonder. Yet, even with the supernatural, Alum remained aloof; whichever world—it didn’t matter. Monsters the form of man, beast, or abomination—it never changed. He knew he wasn’t always alone, but he never thought to have deserved such kindness. To those who gave him paint, now was the time to pay it back, especially in the vivid horrors of the new world—surviving the wilderness. Then, along the way, colors began to seep into the garden, blossoming greens, painting blues, and budding reds. His heart throbbed a funny way for the first time—he’d fallen in love with Amethely at first sight after arriving in the peaceful metropolis, Ilifel. Once, a girl, whom he did not know, revealed to be the Imperial Saint—Could I pursue this? He coolly contemplated, looking at the options. However, change could never be easy for someone like him. How long would it take for a newly rinsed blade to stain? — An elegant Saint with silver-gray hair and pink amethyst eyes was regarded as one of the most prominent light mages in the empire. A girl who was once always in the shadow of her sister, obsessed with research and the path of the sword, with a wish to carry on her late grandmother’s legacy—fell in love. He was a foreigner with soft golden eyes and jet-black hair—a somewhat clueless expression yet charming nonetheless. New to love, Amethely didn’t know what to do, but she knew she wanted to see him again. Thus, she hoped to run into him again, at the same place, at the same time.  This time, she wanted to know his name, and for him to know hers, so that one day, even if their love doesn’t blossom, that light would pierce into his ashen world. NOTE: This is rewritten from scratch so old chapters are gone, poff. But... since people sometimes ask me about it, here's the pdf for all of it, if you want the epub version just dm me or smt, dunno. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1pm4kOijs5-CXcCJdU8-wvgPERkLaPrVD/view?usp=sharing Schedule: weekend or either Mon/Wed
Seseal · 220.7k Views

Surviving The Beast World By Reading My Mates' Inner Thoughts

Faelyn died at twenty-seven because a deer went feral and decided she was the enemy. Waking up in a world where drop-dead gorgeous men turn into leopards and panthers should've been a fantasy come true. Except two rival chiefs are fighting over her like she's the last meal on earth, and a system named "Puffball" won't stop laughing at her predicament. One minute she's wrangling zoo animals, the next she's stuck between two beast clans forced to build their villages around the only surviving water source after a brutal drought. Cooperation or extinction: nature's cruelest group project. The problem? She's the fated mate of both chiefs. Roshan, the golden Leopard Chief, is bright-eyed and affectionate, already mentally decorating their future den. One smile and he's planning twelve cubs. Nyx, the brooding Panther Chief, is possessive and dramatic, fully prepared to murder anyone who breathes near her. Including Roshan. ESPECIALLY Roshan. Then Puffball grants her one invasive gift: the ability to hear their unfiltered thoughts. ~Roshan's brain: "She smiled at me! Time to hunt ten rabbits and start building a nursery..."~ ~Nyx's brain: "That spotted idiot touched her hand again. Truce or not, I'm going to..."~ Using zookeeper instincts and the world's most unhinged spoiler system, Faelyn has to survive beastworld politics, food shortages, jealous rivals, and two apex predators who can't share. She's just trying to keep everyone alive, stop a clan war, and not become dinner. But when both alphas start thinking about forever and cubs, Faelyn realizes survival isn't her only problem. It's why Puffball keeps giggling every time she insists she's only choosing one mate. The real question is: Can she survive what they're really thinking about her?
KiX_x_X · 60.1k Views

Naruto: Farming Emotions with Multiple Identities in Naruto

Stelle's transmigration into the brutal Warring States period of the Ninja World starts with a bicycle accident and a massive cosmic debt. Bound to a Mood Value Collection System, she takes out a loan for 100 consecutive draws, granting her an immortal body, perfect chakra affinities, and unparalleled talent. The catch? She only has one year to live unless she can harvest intense emotional reactions—joy, anger, sorrow, or despair—from the named, canonical characters of the Naruto universe to pay off her debt and buy back her lifespan. To survive, Stelle infiltrates the Senju clan as Mutsuki, befriending the legendary founders of Konoha: Hashirama, Tobirama, Madara, and Izuna. But playing the gentle peacemaker isn't enough to farm the massive points she needs. She begins crafting elaborate, overpowered aliases—from the world-destroying Black Robe Man 'Mie' to the emotionless Root Ninja 'Uchiha Kou' and the Sand Village princess 'Kazushi'. Through these personas, she orchestrates fake deaths, tragic sacrifices, and world-threatening crises, manipulating the entire Ninja World and driving the ultimate canon mastermind, Black Zetsu, to the brink of a mental breakdown. As her web of lies expands and she accidentally ascends to become the Fourth Hokage, the entire Ninja World is left reeling in her wake. While her friends mourn her fabricated sacrifices and her enemies tremble at her overwhelming power, Stelle continues her chaotic, hilarious quest to pay off her trillion-point debt. In a world meant for tragedy and war, she proves that the true god of shinobi is an immortal troll with a system. [Raw: 火影乐子文:马甲遍忍界撩完就跑] === CATEGORY & TAGS === Category: Fan-Fiction Tags: Transmigration, System, Overpowered, Multiple Identities, Comedy, Naruto, Female Protagonist, Manipulative
InorinTL_ · 116.6k Views