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If mercy and kindness can't save the world, then this time, I choose violence. I was reborn in death, like sin under the blazing sun.——Ethan Cole Huff... What’s going on? There’s a flight attendant with a D-cup sleeping next to me!? Did I really get reborn!? Back to fifteen days before the zombie apocalypse game starts!? [Ding! Congratulations, lucky one! You’ve been granted a one-time chance to be reborn, along with a spatial storage ring!] [Ding! Please choose: Join the humans or the zombies?] A cheat ability, and a storage ring!? If I choose to be human, I can stockpile supplies, hang out with different women in a safehouse... Isn’t this the perfect start for a post-apocalyptic hero? “So this time, I choose... zombies!” God: “Idiot!!! If I’d known, I would’ve given this rebirth chance to someone else!”

After the World Martial Arts Tournament comes to an end, and after defeating Tao Pai Pai and the Red Ribbon Army, young Goku sets out on a three-year journey of training. By chance, he awakens an extraordinary ability… the power to travel between different worlds. And so begins a journey that spans countless realms. From the savior of the Dragon Ball world, Goku rises to became the savior of countless worlds. Marvel. Harry Potter. Demon Slayer. Fairy Tail. Ling Cage. Naruto… Three years later, at the next World Martial Arts Tournament— King Piccolo? One move is all it takes to Defeat him.

In his dream, Leo found himself transported into the Marvel Universe—only to be inexplicably captured by the Time Variance Authority (TVA). Just when things couldn’t get worse, he finally heard the long-awaited system’s voice! “Ding! Extracting Loki’s Frost Giant physique!” “Ding! Extracting Jean Grey’s Phoenix Force!” “Ding! Extracting Tony Stark’s Iron Man armor set!” “Ding! Devouring Iceman’s cryokinetic ability!” “Ding! Devouring Thanos’s Eternal body!” Extract what you want—devour what you don’t! “Hey, purple potato—what do you think these are?” “What!? Dozens of Infinity Stones!?” Thanos coughs up blood. Dead.

Death should be the end. But for a man dying of exhaustion, death is the beginning of something much greater. Lost on the border between life and death, he encounters the God of Life and Death. Then the God presents him with an impossible choice: eternal peace in Heaven, or a new life in another world. Without a past. Without his former identity. And he decides to live in another world. Note: There will be story updates once a week. If you're curious, you can join my Patreon for $2.50 per month or a 7-day free trial. https://www.patreon.com/White_11

Carter Williams was your typical twenty year old loser. After a fight in the street leaves him unconscious he wakes up in the body of a young dragon in an entirely new world. Armed with a system to assist him and two beautiful wives to support him, Carter vows never to live his life hiding in the dark again as he seeks the title of dragon king. - Additional tag : Yuri Discord link is : https://discord.gg/q68P5JPnNz

In a world reborn by the death of the Pirate King, chaos rules the seas. Ryu doesn’t dream of treasure or fame. Armed with twin grey-handled knives and a sharpened sense for danger, he walks a path between justice and survival. Beside him is Kenji — a relentless fighter whose strength lies in unbreakable resolve and raw Armament Haki. They are not pirates. They are not Marines. They are hunters. Trained by a man far stronger than either of them, they step into a world that rewards cruelty and punishes mercy. When a single act of instinct draws the attention of the Marines, their journey shifts from survival to defiance. As enemies rise and secrets unravel, Ryu and Kenji must decide what kind of strength truly matters in a world that devours the weak. The hunt has begun. --- **New Author here... hope you enjoy reading. If there are any suggestions or corrections please let me know. *Original FanFic. *7 to 10 chapter a week. *Updates are on Wednesdays and Sundays. *5 Power Stones = 1 Bonus Chapter *To read advanced chapters, check out my p@treon [email protected]/BaronIggy/collections

After transmigrating into a chaotic anime crossover world, Rin Yuki awakened the [Daily Check-In System—a mysterious power that granted him bizarre new abilities with every monthly login. Then, one fateful day, his luck exploded. [Congratulations! You have obtained Marvel’s supreme Cosmic Heart!] ------- Read advance chapters on patreon.com/lost_moon -------- Raw:- 综漫：签到宇宙之心，加入聊天群 Author:- 繁华年流

Everly, a connoisseur of orphan-to-riches tropes, always assumed her origin story began with a dramatic abandonment at the orphanage gates. Turns out, her life was even more cliché than her favorite novels! She wasn't merely dumped; she was swapped—a long-lost heiress to a vast fortune. Just when she thought her life couldn't get any more tropey, a mysterious System materialized, offering her a chance at a "good ending." The catch? Its "abilities" ranged from the utterly bizarre to the downright mortifying, making Everly question if a happy ending was truly worth the existential cringe. *** System 006: [Host, please choose 1 of these 3 system abilities!] Everly: "They're all weird! Let me just pick random!" System 006: [Hehe... host, I forgot to say that each system will have consequences, so something will happen to you when you use it...] Everly: "!!!" Days later, having been reunited with her biological family and experimenting with the System's... unique function, the consequence were already glaringly apparent. Her beloved brother: "My little sister is precious, but I need therapy to keep up with her alien-like thinking." Handsome man 1: "She's a pervert! I'm scared she'll take my innocence..." Handsome man 2: "Every time she talks, I feel like killing her. Is that normal?" NOTE: Please disconnect all logical circuits before proceeding with this novel, as it's an absolute chaotic comedy where the MC, Everly, has several screws loose in her brain. Don't expect much normalcy here—sanity checked out long ago and never came back.

Song Jie transmigrated into the world of Full-Time Mage and became the weakest Light Mage in the early stages! However, his Light magic… can mutate—which is seriously strange! When he cast Bright Purification on a demon, its body exploded instantly, creating a massive blast! Song Jie smirked evilly. “Did you not eat? You can’t even break through my defense!” Opponent: “You’re going too far!!” Later on, Song Jie stood proudly with his hands behind his back. “Who said Light Super Magic can only attack a single target? I, Song Jie, am the first to disagree!” High above, golden light rained down from the heavens— One sky-splitting sword after another descended from the clouds… From that moment on, not only did the Light Element take a path of no return, but every other element also started to go completely off track. Passerby A: “Wait, aren’t there only supposed to be two summoned beasts at the mid-level? Why does he have four? That’s insane!” Passerby B: “Doesn’t he only have three elements? Then why does it look like he’s mastered every type of magic!?”

Jin Mian, a college graduate who became unemployed immediately after graduation, was watching anime at home when he was struck and killed by a large truck. As a result, he transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, becoming the grandson of Golden Crocodile Douluo, the Second Worship of the Spirit Hall. At the start, both his parents were dead, and the golden finger that transmigrators were supposed to have never appeared. Not until he turned six. After awakening his martial soul, the system finally arrived, albeit belatedly. His very first sign-in reward granted him a god-level martial soul — Miris. After consuming immortal herbs, Miris evolved into Radiant Miris. By creating his own divine position, the God of Light, he comprehended the true power of light, evolving into Child of Light · Miris. As for Tang San, that bastard — naturally, he would be abused in every possible way. … Tang San: “I’m obviously the protagonist, so why can I never defeat him, and why are all the opportunities being taken by him?” Yu Xiaogang: “If only Jin Mian were my disciple…” Bibi Dong: “You were not yet born when I was young; when you were born, I was already old.” Qian Renxue: “You bad guy — you said you only liked me. So what’s going on with all these other women?” — Daily Updates X2 — For advance chapters: [email protected]/Thebeginning331

[Gacha System + Multiple Heroines + Slice of Life] The childhood friend ninja girl, The caring and considerate neighbor elder sister, the problematic girl in the library, The cold-on-the-outside but warm-on-the-inside tsundere princess... As the wings grow more and more, in order to avoid a yandere ending with a knife, Shirakumo Aoba plans to first become the Hokage and rectify the atmosphere of Konoha. Tags: #Comedy #Drama #Yandere #Harem #GachaAddict [Update Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day] ═❀═IT'S A TRANSLATION═❀═ RAW: 火影忍者：帶有扭蛋系統的後宮

This is an original fanfiction written by me, not a translation. Henry arrives in Teyvat as just another guy in a world full of wonders—but his knowledge of science, research, and sheer ingenuity gives him an edge no one else has. Starting out as a humble merchant, he dives into wild adventures, uncovers hidden secrets, and slowly reshapes the world around him with his inventions. Luckily, he’s not alone—a strange, seemingly sentient system tags along, handing out rewards for the weird and unusual tasks it assigns. Along the way, he makes friends, earns allies, and yes, occasionally flirts his way into the hearts of Teyvat’s most captivating waifus—but his eyes are always on the bigger prize: discovery, experimentation, and adventure. Disclaimer: Genshin Impact, its characters, settings, and concepts belong to Mihoyo/Hoyoverse and the respective copyright holders. I do not own any part of the Genshin Impact franchise. All original characters (OC), plotlines, technological inventions, and additional world-building elements are my own creations. All characters depicted in this story are 18 years or older. Join my Patreon for advance chapters - https://patreon.com/A_Peverel

Kai wakes up in the Marvel Universe and discovers he has a God-Tier Role-Playing System — the more perfectly he acts like a character, the stronger his powers become. He starts off as Kizaru, the laid-back Marine admiral. His work ethic? Clock in, clock out — light-speed style. Punch in for three seconds, then vanish faster than HR can say “attendance.” Tony Stark: “You keep saying ‘so scary,’ but you’re out here drop-kicking gods like they’re bowling pins. That’s your idea of scary?” Kai: “As long as the paycheck clears, even gods are fair game.” Captain America: “Wait—you traveled back in time faster than light and stole Doctor Strange’s Time Stone?” Kai: “Just standard procedure. Nothing fancy.” Variant Kang: “Join me, Flashman. Together, we can rule time itself.” Kai: “Nah. You can join me. But… forget it, you’re too damn ugly.” The Living Tribunal: “I hereby declare you guilty.” Kai: “Yeah, yeah, sure, whatever you say.” The Avengers: “It’s over… He made the Living Tribunal rage-quit again.”

So here's the pitch: I got reincarnated with Mangekyo Sharingan. Sounds overpowered, right? Instant win button? Except I can barely keep it active for thirty seconds without feeling like my brain's being microwaved. My chakra reserves are pathetic. My combat experience is zero. And the system that gave me these powers took one look at my situation and said "good luck" before fucking off into hibernation. Oh, and the Hero Killer—the guy who murders heroes for not being "worthy"—just decided my mom wasn't good enough. She'll never walk again. I know when he'll strike next. I know where. I've got exactly four weeks to train. Four weeks to go from "can't throw a punch without tripping" to "can survive a fight with a serial killer." The smart move? Stay out of it. Let the pro heroes handle it. But I'm fifteen, angry, and apparently making life decisions with the wisdom of a shounen protagonist. At least I'm in General Studies. Low expectations. What does being a hero have to do with revenge anyway?

Zero didn’t have any lofty ambitions. Power? Fame? He didn’t want any of it. The very thought of sitting in a high position and having to deal with endless troubles made him feel exhausted in both body and mind. “You and that Swordmaster, Jingliu, you two… is there some something going on between you two?” Jingliu, the Swordmaster of Luofu. White hair, red eyes, cold temperament, outstanding looks. She was a high mountain flower, untouchable by ordinary people, only to be admired from afar. She rarely showed any emotions on her face. Only a few people had ever caught a glimpse of expressions on Jingliu’s face beyond that icy mask. Zero considered himself one of those exceptions. ——— “Best friend~” “My best friend!” “My dearest best friend!” “…” Zero stared silently at the levitating head, who was known as 'Aha'— Aeon of Elation. ———— TAGS: #Singlefemalelead #nonchalantmc #uselesssystem ❀═IT'S A TRANSLATION═❀ 崩坏星轨：罗浮占卜师

Belial was just an ordinary guy, until a truck and a transformer punched him into another world. Instead of becoming a hero, he woke up as a weird, baby kaiju with no powers and a broken cheat system. Now stuck in a fantasy world full of magic, monsters, and gods, all he has is a mysterious upgrade the Space Godzilla Dna. With dragon blood in his body and cosmic power slowly waking up, Belial has one goal survive, get strong, and become a monster no one can mess with. No quests. No rules. Just grow, eat, and evolve. *** IF you want to support me (10 advance Chapter) patreon.com/InevitableWriter

Not everyone is interested in saving the world, and not everyone is expected to fall in love. ☆ When Xueyao, the weakest blue dragon you can think of — is burdened with saving the Immortal Realm after crash-landing into an ancient god, a Black Dragon with the most arrogant and dismissive attitude more suited for a demon, and is proclaimed his tribulation guardian, she must either become a hero… or die trying. He avoided his responsibilities for one hundred thousand years, ushering in an apocalypse that he and his chosen must now wrestle through five deadly tribulations to stop. But maybe not every immortal is content living in a world without fire and brimstone. Slaying dimensional beasts and uncovering ancient secrets alongside forgotten memories, love or romance should have no place in the quest to save a doomed world. Or so they thought. Watch as a weak immortal dragon fights to save the world, and an irresponsible god, believed to be beyond saving, struggles to protect the one thing he cares for the most. ☆ ‎ ‎A tragic Xianxia romance of dragons, gods, and mortals, where love itself becomes the ultimate tribulation. ☆☆☆☆ | daily updates is promised!| | and lots of exciting divine drama and romance awaits you, come have a look! |

Let’s try all the free chapters before you decide to go on or drop! Add to library this instant and you won’t see regret forming in your mind each time you read this book. You’ll soon testify at the beauty of it! well, and the beauties inside the book! Bwahahahaha ———- Phei Maxton’s life in Paradise—the most exclusive gated community in the world—has been seventeen years of pure hell. Orphaned at seven. Taken in by his aunt’s family, the wealthy Maxtons. Treated like trash by his step-sisters, bullied at elite Ashford Academy, invisible to everyone who mattered. He’d finally had enough. Standing on the school rooftop, ready to end it all, he jumped. And that’s when it happened... [System Bound] [Mission: Conquer the women who made your life hell] [Reward: System ability unlock, beginner package, DxD abilities] [Failure: Back to the moment of Suicide] Now Phei has seven days to seduce at least one woman from his list—his cruel aunt Melissa, his vicious step-sisters, the academy beauties who mocked him, or the rude neighbor who’s hated him since childhood. One week. One impossible mission. And a virgin with a system that grants him abilities he never dreamed of. But there’s a catch—everything he needs to do is taboo. Forbidden. Wrong. And somehow, that’s exactly what will make him unstoppable. Dark. Explicit. Harem. The sex he never knew he needed to save his life. ——— HIS QUEST IS SIMPLE: [Conquer your highschool and family... Aunt Melissa, Cousin Sienna, Victoria and Delilah, Academy Belles and the hot rude neighbor and her daughter!]

After a vending machine accident, an otaku meets a deity resembling Morgan Freeman and is reincarnated as Eddard "Ned" Stark to save the Game of Thrones universe. To survive, he secures three wishes: usage of The Force (adapted to the Old Gods and Direwolves), intuitive civilization-building knowledge, and a 10x growth multiplier for training.