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The "Chosen One" tried to debate ethics with the Final Boss. The result? Humanity was wiped out. I was the F-Rank porter who watched it happen. Then, I woke up twenty years in the past; ten minutes before the apocalypse began. I looked at the naive young Hero standing next to me. I didn't join his party. I stabbed him in the throat. [System: You have killed the Protagonist.] [Reward: SSS-Rank Trait "The Usurper" Acquired.] [Passive: Absolute 100% Drop Rate.] Now, the destiny of the world is mine. I don't grind. I take. Touch a Grand Mage? Skill Copied. Kill a Dragon? Talents Absorbed. Save the Princess? Only if she can afford the subscription fee. While the world panics, I’m fusing prohibited skills and privatizing the dungeons. I’m not here to save the world. I’m here to loot it. [Add to Library to join the harvest.] ———————————————————— A chapter per day at 9 pm Singaporean time with 1.5k minimum word count per chapter.

In a world of monstrous pirates and a corrupt World Government who controls everything, what is truly needed to reach the top? The most powerful Devil Fruit? Lunarian Lineage? Unparalleled luck? Immortality? None of that can stand up to knowledge, the ability to forge alliances, Haki, and above all, an unwavering determination. Transmigrated into the world of One Piece as an ordinary and unknown nobody of the East Blue, a new power rises within the Marines and Pirates: "Black Hair" Tetsuo. Reborn with an unmatched will and ambition, and using his knowledge as a seasoned superfan of the "One Piece" world, he climbs the ranks and amasses power with shocking speed, leaving a trail of both fear and admiration. He inspires loyalty, yet manipulates everyone around him. He upholds justice, yet his methods are anything but just. He is a master strategist, a deadly fighter, and a charmer of women. He won't rely on any "Nika Prophecy," nor lean on luck or plot armour to save the day. With only his unwavering will and efforts, Tetsuo refuses to be shackled by the so-called chains of fate and chooses to carve his own path through pain, grit, and relentless training. But what is his ultimate goal? Is he a savior who will reform the corrupt Marines and World Government from within, or a ruthless tyrant who will forge a new world order in his own image? The answer lies hidden in a sea of blood, ambition, and broken rules. ---------- T/N: Before you begin reading the story, read the page in the auxiliary volume titled "Author's Notes about the Story" to clarify what the story is about and what to expect of it before you begin reading and making criticisms and accusations.

It's the year 3147, demons have plagued Earth for a very long time now. To fight them, the gods grant divine powers to humans, and academies across mainland train teenagers to wield these gifts. Every student has powers — except one. Rudra, a 16 Year-old boy, is the only person alive without divine abilities. Mocked, bullied, and treated as a failure, he refuses to give up. Instead of powers, he trains his body relentlessly, mastering every martial art and weapon technique he can find. His classmates laugh, but Rudra believes discipline and courage are his only weapons.  Rudra goes on a mission with his friends where he learns the truth: he is the inheritor of Lord Vishnu's power in Kalyug to stop the return of Kaalvethra  and the asuras. His lack of powers is not a curse — it is a test. His divine essence lies dormant, waiting for the moment when faith and destiny awaken it. From powerless boy to vishnu incarnate, Rudra must rise to face Kaalvethra's army and stop Kaalvethra before he kill the god's greatest creation

[Within one hour, gain Roxy's favor. Within four days, gain Rudeus's favor. Mission Reward: Healing Magic Slot — Unlocked (2/4).] "2/4? Wait a minute! System, aren't you the 'Swordsman's Growth Guide'? What kind of weird quest is this?! Grinding for favor? What the hell is that about?" Years later: "The Great Scholar of the Holy Land of the Sword, the Incubus Sword God of the University of Magic, the Beloved Pillar of the Dragon God, the Heartbreaker who makes even the Water God weep at his name, the unattainable Baron Lover of Princess Ariel... Mr. Allen, what is your take on the slanderous rumors calling Mr. Rudeus a 'charlatan fishing for fame'?" "First of all, regarding my titles, please refrain from fabricating nonsense. I reserve the right to take legal action. As for Rudy, I have always said that in my eyes, he is like my own son. He certainly has his moments of low self-esteem and cowardice, but that only makes him more human. The very course of this era is tied to his growth. I can say with full confidence: he is a legend." The next day. "I have always said, Rudy is my son. His insecurities and cowardice? That's all on me." —The Critter Academy Tabloid.

After Naraku traveled through time and became Uchiha Naraku, he was bound to the popularity achievement system, and he could only become stronger by gaining popularity points. It turns out that this world has become a material library for the "animator" to observe? Everything that happened in the world of the animator was made into the "Naruto" animation series? Can I become stronger only by becoming a popular character in anime? In response, Naraku said that it was time to perform for the audience! From a little boy longing for love and care to the Uchiha clan leader who has captivated the ninja world, there is no other reason, it’s just that the audience loves me! PS: I can't remember many of the settings and specific plots of Naruto. I'm too lazy to rewatch it, so I can only look up information online. If there are any discrepancies, just treat them as private settings. Be careful if you are a fan of Naruto. Visit my Patreon to read up to 112 chapters ahead and enjoy daily updates: patreon.com/02Fanworks An extra chapter will be published for every 50 power stones.

He reincarnated as Fafnir from Kobayashi-san Maid Dragon and this was centuries if not more before the canon timeline. This story is about him going to different worlds experiencing different shenanigans.

Everly, a connoisseur of orphan-to-riches tropes, always assumed her origin story began with a dramatic abandonment at the orphanage gates. Turns out, her life was even more cliché than her favorite novels! She wasn't merely dumped; she was swapped—a long-lost heiress to a vast fortune. Just when she thought her life couldn't get any more tropey, a mysterious System materialized, offering her a chance at a "good ending." The catch? Its "abilities" ranged from the utterly bizarre to the downright mortifying, making Everly question if a happy ending was truly worth the existential cringe. *** System 006: [Host, please choose 1 of these 3 system abilities!] Everly: "They're all weird! Let me just pick random!" System 006: [Hehe... host, I forgot to say that each system will have consequences, so something will happen to you when you use it...] Everly: "!!!" Days later, having been reunited with her biological family and experimenting with the System's... unique function, the consequence were already glaringly apparent. Her beloved brother: "My little sister is precious, but I need therapy to keep up with her alien-like thinking." Handsome man 1: "She's a pervert! I'm scared she'll take my innocence..." Handsome man 2: "Every time she talks, I feel like killing her. Is that normal?" NOTE: Please disconnect all logical circuits before proceeding with this novel, as it's an absolute chaotic comedy where the MC, Everly, has several screws loose in her brain. Don't expect much normalcy here—sanity checked out long ago and never came back.

An existence revered even by gods themselves grows bored—and decides to retire. After stepping away from divinity, he is reborn as Wright, a mortal in a fragile fantasy world. Inspired by the slow, peaceful lives he once read about in manga, Wright sets out to enjoy an otherworldly retirement: a small house in the forest, a garden to tend, good food to eat, and absolutely zero responsibility for the fate of reality. Or at least, that’s the plan. This is the story of the quiet, everyday life of a manga-obsessed former god—trying to live slowly in a world that can’t quite handle him.

“Son, never sleep with a married woman.” That was my father’s final advice, right after being stabbed by a jealous husband of a married woman he slept with. I took his words to heart but fate was a bitch and I got bombed by a stupid fucker who thought I slept with his wife. Now, I’ve transmigrated into a flop fantasy novel my best friend wrote, the same one which I “improved” by butchering it into a game as a background character. Rael Von Ashborn. An Extra who was going to die in a few days because he somehow kissed the Duchess of the Empire. Now, I got two options: Unlock a powerful class... Or die at the hands of a psychopathic duke with a god-tier skill set. But naturally, fate decided to screw me over again. [YOU HAVE AWAKENED: JESTER CLASS] A joke of a class. Oh and did I mention my maid’s a gorilla? Right. Welcome to my hell. Or as the sadistic author of this world called it... “Nytharrea.” (No NTR btw.) __________________ [Previous Title: Extra’s Supremacy: Rise of Forgotten Background Character] [Discord Server] - discord.gg/zCxTnRTp44

What if death were not the end, but a transformation impossible to imagine? After an absurd and avoidable accident, a physics professor awakens to discover that he no longer possesses a human body. He now exists as a planet, condemned to a slow agony in the void of space. As his new form confronts relentless cosmic forces, he must come to understand whether he can still call himself human… or if his destiny is to become something entirely different.

Su Yan transmigrates into Douluo Continent with a cheat — a chat group that summons female Douluo characters! With the Nine Yang Divine Skill, Six Meridian Sword and Lingbo Steps, he’s unstoppable. Bibi Dong fumes, Qian Renxue mocks, and beauties like Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong fall for him. As the chat group grows, so does his irresistible Douluo harem. Crossovers: BTTH × Douluo Dalu × A Record of a Mortal’s Journey × More! Genre: Action | Martial-Arts | Fantasy | System | Harem | Adventure Read 150+ Advanced Chapters and exclusive Patreon-only content here: patreon.com/RinBlaze – Join for just $15/month and unlock early access!

Liana Davis is a doctor who gave up her career to chase her cooking dreams...and to represent her country in the upcoming culinary competition in Paris. But everything changes when she accidentally falls off a cliff and awakens in medieval times…in the body of a princess, Ioana. Stuck in a castle that doesn’t understand a word she says, living a life that isn’t hers, and facing an arranged marriage to a stiff, rule-loving knucklehead she instantly can’t stand... She's left with two choices: survive medieval times without losing her mind...or commit royal treason.

Akagiri Kurotsuki was raised to be a weapon, an assassin who carved his life in blood and silence. When death finally claims him, he awakens not in peace, but in Bleach’s Soul Society. Reborn in the harsh streets of Rukongai, Akagiri carries a wolf’s hunger beneath a sheep’s skin. With only his assassin’s instincts and a promise to hunt, he sets his eyes on survival, strength, and the shadows of a past that refuses to die. A killer has entered the world of Soul Reapers and the Soul Society will never be the same.

Reborn in the World of Battle Through the Heavens with a Broken System! After binge-reading Douluo Dalu fanfictions all night, Xiao Se, an ordinary Earth guy, dies in front of his computer... Only to wake up in the fiery world of Battle Through the Heavens (BTTH) — with a weird Treasure Exchange System! [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a seasoning jar for the Heaven Controlling Vial!] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a stick for a magic sword!] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a doll for a mystical kitten!] But something’s seriously wrong with this world... Xiao Yan’s Flame Mantra became a porn book! His Heavenly Flame vanished! And his wife? Gone! Tang San’s mighty Eight Spider Lances turned into chicken claws?! His Divine Crossbow became a slingshot, and his soul bone… turned into pork ribs! Han Li’s Heaven Controlling Vial is now… a condiment bottle?! Dai Mubai’s White Tiger Spirit mutated into an Evil Fire Monkey! Now, with chaos across worlds and heroines from every universe crossing his path, Xiao Se must use his Treasure Exchange System to dominate fate, collect artifacts… and maybe hearts. Can this sarcastic transmigrator turn junk into divine treasures and build a harem of goddesses from different realms? RAW Name: 斗破之易宝系统 Author: 蛋炒青椒 Worlds collide, treasures evolve, and beauties gather! Crossovers: BTTH × Douluo Dalu × A Record of a Mortal’s Journey × More! Genre: Action | Comedy | System | Multiverse | Harem | Adventure Read 150+ Advanced Chapters and exclusive Patreon-only content here: patreon.com/RinBlaze – Join for just $15/month and unlock early access!

Neon is a broke high school student whose only escape is reading Omegaverse novels. He’s a loyal reader—he devours every single Omegaverse story he can get his hands on. His favorite right now? Angel in Hell, a bestselling novel he loves with all his heart. Neon adores everything about it… except one thing: Zyren Kael. A D-class Alpha. The villain. The nightmare of the whole book. Villains are meant to be hated, but Zyren is on another level—cruel, stupid, obsessive, and always ruining the precious omega Angel’s life. Neon curses him every time he appears on the page. But the night he finishes the novel, Neon dies in an accident. And when he opens his eyes again… he’s not in his tiny cheap apartment. He’s lying in a luxurious bedroom inside an expensive mansion— reborn as Zyren Kael, the villain he hates the most. Neon swears he will NOT follow the villain’s tragic path. He refuses to be cruel. He refuses to follow the book’s script. He plans to live quietly, avoid trouble, marry a side-character beta, and spend his days peacefully. But the novel itself refuses to follow its own plot. So why— Why are all the male leads obsessed with him? Why is the main character suddenly in love with him? Why is everyone chasing after him? Why does the world treat him like he’s the true protagonist? He was supposed to be the villain. So why does he feel like the main character instead? What on earth is happening to this story…?

I stood there the day Madara chose Hashirama over his own clan. Watched him trade a thousand years of Uchiha blood for a handshake and a dream. And I realized— This man would rather die for peace than live for his people. So I walked. Not out of fear. Not out of weakness. But because someone had to remember what it meant to be Uchiha before we became Konoha's problem children. Now my village pays its shinobi before missions—not after they bleed. My ANBU don't break civilians with batons—they break supply lines with contracts. And when Kumogakure's Raikage marched ten thousand men toward my borders? I didn't deploy a single ninja. I just leaked one rumor to the right merchant guild. Three days later, their soldiers mutinied over empty pay pouches. You can't fight an army when your own treasury's been hollowed out by flower speculation. Welcome to the shinobi world's first hostile takeover. Bring your wallet. Leave your pride.

The Second Shinobi World War begins in hell. His teammates are the future Fourth Hokage and the head of the Uchiha clan. As for me—Nishikawa Tetsu—I am an ordinary scientific researcher. Minato: "How did you do that with your shuriken technique?" I pushed up my non-existent glasses: "It's aerodynamics, Watergate." Fugaku: "Don't hold us back on the battlefield." Ten minutes later, Fugaku looked at the Iwa ninja Jonin who had been blown away by my dust explosion and fell into deep thought. There is no tragedy here, only Princess Kaguya being blasted to smithereens by scientific ninja tools.

Kaizen Ryou Aizawa was supposed to be dead. Shot through the head on a rain-soaked street, his story should have ended there. Instead, he wakes up six years in the past—alive, untouched, and trapped in a world that has forgotten his death. Memories of murder, betrayal, and a masked killer with glowing red eyes haunt him like unfinished sentences. His friends are alive. His future hasn’t happened. But Kaizen knows one terrifying truth: The killer still exists. As fragments of his past life begin to resurface, Kaizen discovers a power tied to death itself—a silent dimension of absolute nothingness where time does not flow, and reality bends to his will. A place only he can enter. A place that remembers everything. Determined not to repeat the same tragedy, Kaizen chooses a different path. Not revenge, Not escape. Protection. He will stay close to the people who once died. He will change their fates. And he will uncover the reason behind the killings—before the paradox corrects itself. But the more Kaizen interferes, the louder the world pushes back. Because some deaths were never meant to be avoided. And some memories refuse to stay buried. Shizen is a dark supernatural thriller blending time rewind, multiverse fracture, psychological tension, and sharp moments of humor—where survival isn’t about strength alone, but about remembering who you were when the world tried to erase you. When time breaks… only he remembers.