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Check Out: I Am Not A Pro Fourteen years ago, the youngest daughter of the legendary Sunaina family disappeared. A tragedy, a mystery. A family drama big enough to make an entire mansion run out of tissues. The Sunaina family searched everywhere for their lost child. And after 14 long years...They finally found her. The only problem? They expected a cute little daughter who would run into their arms crying. Instead, they found Maya. -------★★------ Maya is an orphan living quietly in a small rented house in the countryside. She has no money. No powerful background no legendary bloodline. At least, that's what she thinks. She has no idea her birth certificate is basically a hidden treasure map. She is just trying to survive her ordinary life. Unfortunately... The universe looked at her peaceful existence and said: "That seems too easy. Let's add some chaos." ---------- One day at school, Maya meets Mahi Sunaina—the terrifyingly influential head of the Sunaina family. Everything seems normal. Until Maya notices the bracelet on Mahi's hand. Her only thought was: "I think I am doomed." Wait a minute... why does this feel like a suspiciously important plot device? And just like that...Her quiet life ends. 'Congratulations, Maya.' You have unlocked the 'Secret Rich Family Daughter' achievement. Rewards include: - Confused relatives. - Endless family drama. - And absolutely no peaceful days. ---------- The Sunaina family finally gets their missing daughter back. But they soon realize something terrifying. The little girl they lost 14 years ago is gone. The person standing before them is someone completely different. Maya is intelligent, she is suspicious of everyone. Her trust level is lower than a villain's chance of staying dead after a dramatic final battle. The family wanted their daughter back. They got a mystery instead. _________ This world may look like a beautiful romance fantasy. A world filled with destiny, miracles, and characters who somehow always meet at the perfect dramatic moment. But Maya knows the truth, She knows how this story ends. So, she has one simple response: "No." -------- From now on, everyone is a piece on the board. Family members? Potential allies. Enemies? Potential problems. People with suspicious smiles? Definitely problems. -------- Maya doesn't want to be a hero. Unfortunately, fate has other plans. And fate has never learned that forcing a stubborn person into a story usually creates a bigger disaster. ★★ Note : Attention, dear readers. Before you start searching for romance, love triangles, or a collection of handsome characters fighting for Maya's attention... Please stop. The romance department has been permanently closed. The harem application form has been lost, rejected and permanently deleted. Please do not send requests; she is already busy managing disasters. Tag: Female MC Schedule: 1–2 Chapters / Week Chapter Length: 3500–4500 words ------ Warning: Maya is not a hero. She is not a perfect angel who forgives everyone after one emotional speech. She is not the kind of protagonist who sees someone crying and immediately says, "Don't worry, I will save you!" Her first thought is more likely: "How is this my problem?" She is cynical, complicated, and definitely not a walking sunshine generator. She may even make you ask: "Am I supposed to support her plan or call someone?" If you want a sweet protagonist who helps everyone in trouble... This is probably not your cup of tea. But if you want to watch a girl with a complicated past challenge destiny, family drama, and the ridiculous rules of a fantasy world... Welcome. The chaos begins here. ★★★★ I am a new writer, so please forgive any spelling or grammar mistakes. I am still learning, improving, and trying to make this story better with every chapter. Writing a story is easy...Until grammar appears as the final boss. I hope you enjoy the chaos.

Un fanático de Drama Total despierta inesperadamente en el cuerpo de Cody Anderson, justo antes de que comience el famoso programa de televisión. No sabe cómo llegó ahí, pero no pierde el tiempo lamentándose. Conoce a los campistas, se adapta a la nueva realidad y empieza a dejar huella con su estilo único. Esta no es una historia de luchas internas o grandes batallas épicas. Es una comedia con situaciones absurdas, momentos entrañables, romances inesperados y una nueva visión del mundo de Drama Total. Si alguna vez imaginaste cómo sería vivir en la isla, esta historia es para ti. The story is written in Spanish, but if you’re a Total Drama fan and still want to enjoy it, feel free to read it using the Google Translate tool in Google Chrome.

[WARNING: MATURE EXPLICIT CONTENT R18] Mike Hawk was a menace, wearing his reputation like a finely tailored suit. But that name? It was the latest in a long line of aliases—the final one he would ever require. Before adopting the name Mike Hawk, he was known as El Sombra, a figure of dread in the blood-soaked alleys of Cardera—a shadow draining cartels dry before dawn. Prior to that, he operated under the alias Jin Mao in the underground markets of Suhen—a man whose cruelty was executed with such precision that powerful individuals not only lost their thrones but also their lives. They forgot they had ever occupied one. Before those identities, there was yet another name, another country, and yet another government left grappling with a cold case and the quiet shame of being outmaneuvered by one man wielding no army and showing no mercy. Caught. Jailed. Released. Renamed. Repeated. Until the United States of Erosyne buried him so deep that they believed it was permanent. But it wasn’t. Five years later, he emerged—leaner, quieter, and far more dangerous than anything they had ever contained. He required one final name. Something pristine. Something that no database on earth would ever recognize. Mike Hawk. The moment his boots hit Erosyne's pavement, reality glitched. [Dominance Authority System — Initialized.] [Objective: Claim desire from every woman who crosses your path.] The deeper the longing—housewives, girlfriends, sheltered girls who had never encountered a man like him—the stronger he became. Power, wealth, and influence followed him, as luck itself seemed to bend in his favor. Mike didn't call it a blessing. He called it leverage. Armed with the cold intelligence of a man who had outmaneuvered governments across four continents and navigated a system that rewarded every boundary he crossed, Mike Hawk didn’t start over. He simply resumed. Seduction replaced aggression. Patience replaced recklessness. And wherever he walked, desire followed like a shadow that belonged to someone else. Crime lords sensed their empires eroding from unseen sources. Politicians burdened by secrets became anxious without understanding the cause. Women who had dedicated years to constructing barriers found themselves unexpectedly unlocking doors. Yet Mike never pretended to be anything apart from what he was. "Rehabilitated?" he'd smirk. "I've been running circles around empires since before this country knew my name. Prison just gave me time to think of more fucked up things I could do soon." As fortunes crumbled under whispered promises and women who seemingly had it all surrendered willingly, Mike Hawk emerged—not as a redemption arc nor as a cautionary tale. But as a phenomenon, Erosyne had never been forewarned about: 'A phantom with a hundred pasts and one very deliberate future.' Every country thought they had seen the last of him. The United States of Erosyne doesn't even know it's already his. --------------------------- [LOTS OF IMMERSIVE SMUTS SCENES WITHOUT REPETITIVE!] [NO NETORARE! NO YURI! ] [STRONG NETORI AND SMART MC] What to expect: No NTR, No Yuri, No Yandere/Tsundere, A lot of Netori where MC steals someone's girl, PURE EVIL MC, and LARGE harem MC is not a simp as well Tags: R-18 | Mature | Adult | Smut | Large | Impregnation | Harem | Ecchi | Hentai | NSFW | Netori | Blowjob | Anal | Sex | Threesome | Foursome | Moresome | Hardcore | Feet | Thicc | Milf | Gilf | Virgin | Choking | Out doors | Humiliation | Nymph| Bdsm | Fetish | Blackmail| Action | Handsome MC | Overpowered and Smart MC | Pure Villain | Comedy | Dark | and many more... Discord: https://discord.gg/fD38nPykq7

[MATURE EXPLICIT CONTENT 18+] [SMUTS] [NO NTR] In his previous life, Ethan Cross was the very definition of misfortune. No talent, no money, no romance, and what's worse that he's still a virgin with just a painfully average life drowned in bad luck and escapism through gacha games that never gave him a single SSR. Until then... he died in a stupid way. Reincarnated into a vast fantasy world of swords, magic, monsters, and kingdoms, Ethan awakens as Lucian Luxfall, a young man marked by a mysterious, god-defying system. [SSS Gacha System Activated.] [Unique Restriction Confirmed: Only "Bikini-Type Warriors" can be summoned.] At first, Lucian thinks it's a cruel joke. But when his very first pull summons a legendary SSS-rank warrior, comes a devastatingly beautiful woman clad in nothing but enchanted battle-bikini armor, capable of wiping out monsters that seasoned adventurers fear. Seeing that Lucian realizes one thing that the system is broken. Each gacha pull grants him warriors of unimaginable power: queens, demon generals, saintesses, assassins, dragonkin, and goddesses- all bound to him by the system, all absurdly strong, and all wearing scandalously impractical yet magically enhanced bikinis. In a world where power determines everything, Lucian climbs from a nameless nobody to a walking catastrophe. "Why are all my SSS units like this?!" [Because this is your fate.] With luck that defies logic, a system that grows more absurd with every pull, and a harem of elite warriors who could destroy nations, Lucian Luxfall embarks on an adventure filled with battles, comedy, desire, and escalating madness. This is the story of a man who conquered the world...not with a sword, not with magic...but with gacha luck taken to its absolute limit. --------- NO NTR! NO YURI! AND LARGE HAREM WITH A LOT OF SMUT! MC is not stupid, dense, or anything you find that makes you bored easily. (he was a sigma) Tags: R-18 | Mature | Adult | Smut | Large Harem | Ecchi | Hentai | NSFW | Blowjob |Anal | Sex | Threesome | Foursome | Moresome | Hardcore | Feet | Thicc | Milf | Virgin | Choking | Out doors | Nymph| Bdsm | Fetish | Action | Handsome MC | Overpowered and Smart MC | Comedy | and many more... Discord: https://discord.gg/fD38nPykq7

Some are reincarnated as the shining, pure character known as the hero of the story. Others find themselves as secondary, unknown characters, carrying no weight in the flow of events. And then there are those who are reborn as villains… villains meant to be struck down, forming the very foundation of the hero’s growth. As for me? I was neither a hero, nor an ordinary villain. I was merely a cursed soul, reborn as an experiment within an organization that worships an unknown entity. Am I just a third-rate villain? … I wished it were so. Because the truth is far worse. I am the character who appeared in the very first scene of the game, even before the hero made his entrance. I am… the Vessel. Discord: https://discord.gg/jpYJpHdMmn

Originally, Kamiyo who stayed in the Sand Village just wanted to grow up in a lowly way, and ensure that he could survive and live comfortably. As for the fighting and killing, let the protagonists do it. But there are unexpected events, Kamiyo's immediate boss suddenly sent him to Konoha as an undercover, and did not give him any chance to refuse. Kamiyo had no choice but to compromise and choose to go to Konoha as an undercover. However, Kamiyo's undercover career had not even begun, and he was discovered by Minato Namikaze. The most unfortunate thing was that the only boss in the Sand Village who knew his undercover identity died, and Kamishiro directly became an illegal resident. Kamiyo sat on the Kazekage, looking at the sky blankly. How can this be played? ---------------------- Advanced chapters at p@treon

Takashi Komuro, after he lost his parents in a plane crash, was taken in by the Takagi family. At the age of 17, he started living alone during his second year of high school. Now with only high school left to finish, and in his attempt to find a job to live independently… However, the carnal passion he feels for mature women turns his life upside down. Is it a curse, or a divine test? ____________________ Early Chapters: ko-fi.com/harem_kingg NSFW warning: It's porn with a plot fanfic. MILF HAREM.

.In order to make up for the regrets of his past life, Ye Fan transfers to the high school Ning Xi attends after his rebirth, finding the beautiful figure from his memory. In his memories, Ning Xi lay on the operating table, using her last breath to say, "Brother, I... I like you..." In this life, watch how Ye Fan conquers the heart of the soft and genius school beauty step by step. ...

In the middle of the noisy city, there is an Izakaya that only operates between 7 pm and 12 pm. The food here is very high-end and delicious, but the price is not expensive! Any ordinary ingredient can shine with brilliance as long as it is in the hands of the owner. And countless people became crazy and obsessed with his cooking! ---------------------- Advanced chapters at p@treon

NO SMUT. My name is Michelle, and I was murdered by the two people I trusted most—my fiance and my stepsister. Sickly, powerless, and foolishly kind, I couldn’t even fight back as they took everything from me. As I lay dying, regret was the only thing I had left. I thought of all the stories I once loved—tales where villainesses lived boldly, took what they wanted, and never begged for love that would only betray them. For the first time, I wished I could be like them. Then a voice answered. [Congratulations, host. You’ve been chosen for the Villainess System.] When I opened my eyes, I was no longer the girl who died. I had transmigrated into the body of Seraphina Helene Valemont—a woman feared, powerful, and destined to fall—in a world of magic and nobility. Armed with a mysterious system that rewards ruthlessness, punishes weakness, and pushes me toward becoming something far darker, I now stand among scheming nobles, manipulative royals, and enemies who hide behind perfect smiles. But this time, things will be different. Love? Trust? Mercy? I already died for those once. This time, I will be ruthless. This time, I will survive. And if this world insists on casting me as the villainess— Then I will become the most unforgettable one it has ever seen. After all… this is exactly what I wished for.

Six Heroes had completed their destiny, slaying the Demon King. The Gods and Goddesses, wanting balance to their world, decided to send the Heroes into another universe. They wouldn’t go unrewarded however. The Gods and Goddesses gave the Heroes one fate-twisting chance before sending them off into their new lives. The Heroes found themselves in the future of earth. Separated and with no way to contact each other. They joined the newest game release, A World’s Legacy! The first game to succeed in a fully immersive VRMMORPG. With a world with shocking similarities to their own, the Heroes join the launch in hopes of coming into contact with each other. Boasting players of all sorts of talent, and those with nigh supernatural abilities, the Heroes will have to utilize their own experience and abilities to gain an edge! ————————————————————————- Author Note: I am inexperienced in writing novels. This is my first ever novel so I apologize for my inevitable mistakes and inconsistencies beforehand. Feel free to point out any mistakes you see! I try to fix as many as I can.

Warhammer: My Primarch Is Remi

Kyle broke free. Sadly, punching the leader of a gang of thugs had consequences, and the leader's cronies would beat Kyle to death. But so what?! He didn't regret punching this guy even once! However, a powerful Magic Lady saved Kyle and then did something strange. She offered him a job. Apparently, he would have to go to a different world, a brutal realm where strength was the only law, and become its Overseer. A world where one person could fight thousands of people. A world where gigantic beasts broke mountains. And Kyle? He was just some random guy. He couldn't break mountains. Hell, he could barely fight a single guy, but what was he supposed to do? Reject the offer and get killed? Whether he liked it or not, he had to grow stronger, and while the beginning was tough, he actually found something he really enjoyed. His gigantic hammer. It was exhilarating when beasts exploded into chunks of flesh whenever he struck them. He loved turning boulders into rubble. With his hammer in hand, Kyle would forge a path of destruction through beast hordes and any ancient gods who dare stand in his way. And as his power grew, he became more and more involved in a war between two fundamentally different forces of nature. Join Kyle on his journey to become the Strongest Hammer God! -- Hammer starts at chapter 36 2 chapters every day. Join my Discord: https://discord.gg/EfePH46Aru

The complete collection of all my fanfiction stories in one place. ( CONTENT ) 1) Beloved Daughter of Konoha 2) Beloved Daughter of Gremory 3) Beloved Daughter of Grigori 4) Tale of the Rabbit Princess 5) Tale of the Harem Queen 6) Haru Hyoudou & The Demon King of Sixth Heaven 7) Haru Hyoudou & The Great King of Destruction 8) Haru Hyoudou & The Fox Priestess of Peerless Beauty 9) Ascension of the Fallen Emperor 10) The Red Emperor Roar 11) Daughter of the Dragon King 12) Love, Friendship, and Heart of Cards 13) The Supreme King & The Devil of Love 14) Goddess of Hunter 15) Haru the Bloodage 16) Azure For the Love Princesses 17) Santoryu of Uzu 18) The Prodigious Son of Konoha 19) The Prodigious Son of Rose-Xiao Long 20) Under His Wing 21) A Fighter Amongst the Demon 22) The Crimson Prince and His Lovely Black Cat 23) Angel of the Dead 24) A Jester Amongst the Fairies 25) The DigiDestined of Darkness 26) Path of the Champion 27) Queen of the Night Sky 28) The Rose of Nakajima 29) Hope and Despair 30) A Gamindustrian Tale 31) The Traitorous Prince of Konoha 32) The Senju Prince & The Tomboyish Uchiha 33) The Goddess of Moon's Hero 34) The King of Magical World 35) Flaming Stars 36) Lonefire Blossom 37) The Flower That Bloom In Rain of Blood 38) A Spring Flower Blossom 39) Dead & Salvation 40) Dead & Salvation (Naru Version) 41) When Two Worlds Collide 42) Is Wrong To Become DEATH In Another World? 43) The Second Coming of the Messiah 44) A Messiah for the Grimm World 45) Into the Metaverse 46) Into the Metaverse (Alternative) 47) Remnant of the Phantom Thief 48) The Crimson Princess & The Golden King 49) Crusade of Eostia 50) The Demon Prince of Mahora 51) The Moon Emperor I 52) The Moon Emperor II 53) Kaleidoscopic Konoha 54) A Princess For the Saiyan Prince 55) A Mother From Galaxy Far Far Away 56) Remnant of the God of War 57) The Goddess of Love's Hero 58) Nep In the Dungeon 59) Fate/Lunar Love 60) Maiden of Void 61) Princess of Chaldea & the Great Holy Grail War 62) A Certain Magical Accelerator 63) A Certain Scientific Time Manipulator 64) A Young Teleporter's Heroic Journey 65) The Good Hunter of Beacon 66) The Melody of Fairy Tail 67) The Gryphon of Straw Hat Pirates 68) The Dead Dealer of Heart Pirates 69) The Huntresses of the Straw Hat Pirates 70) The Wandering Harem King 71) Strawberry Cultivator 72) The Remen God of Totsuki 73) The Gentle Dragon & The Battle Vixens 74) On Wing of Love 75) Touhou Quest: Adventure of the Dragovian Prince 76) Kaguya Vs Mokou Love Is War! 77) Flutter of the White Dragon 78) Leviathan's Harem King 79) The Delinquent Queen & The Oppai Dragon 80) Yo Ho a Pirate's Life For Me! 81) Ace, Sabo, and Lucy 82) Ascension of the Evil Goddess 83) A Gamer Amongst the Supernaturals 84) Neopolitan Vixen 85) Brand Neo Day 86) The White Princess and Her Lovely Black Cat 87) Twin Star Roses 88) The Reaper of Remnant 89) Haru Springfield & the World of Halkeginia 90) Haruto Uzumaki & the World of Remnant 91) Haruto Namikaze & the World of Azeroth 91)The Girl From Another World 93) The Saiyan Shinobi 94) Dragon of the Azure Flame 95) Rise of the Saiyan God 96) Haruka Hebert's Hero Academia 97) Black Queen Cometh 98) Phoenix Dance 99) Is it Wrong If a Girl From North Blue Want to be a Pirate King? ( BONUS STORY ) Haru Naru ♪♪♪ Love Is a Comedy! 15 years old Haru Uzumaki has a distant relationship with his younger twin sister Naru, who always treat him rudely. One day in spring, he encounter a girl playing piano on one of his travel to a junkyard and help her in many ways as he discover that her name is Weiss. At the same time he also found his sister is actually an otaku with an extensive collection of moe anime and little sister-themed eroge she has been collecting in secret. Noticing his sister has no one to share her secret hobby with, he accompany her to join the online community "Otaku Girls United!" tea party in Akihabara where he meet a chuunibyou girl who call herself Blake Belladonna.

In his previous life, Qian Renshang witnessed his mother being humiliated by a village bully and, in a fit of rage, perished alongside him!    In this life, Qian Renshang transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, becoming Bibi Dong's son and Qian Renxue's younger brother!    On the day of his birth, Bibi Dong named him Qian Renshang, meaning someone destined to die young!    To spite Qian Xunji, Bibi Dong forcibly kept him by her side to care for him for three years!    He, who cherished family ties, believed that as long as he wholeheartedly treated his family well, he would gain their affection, but all he received in return was escalation!    On Bibi Dong's birthday, he meticulously prepared a birthday cake for her, only to have it ruthlessly knocked over and mocked by Qian Renxue!    Qian Renshang gained an emotional system, sensing extreme suicidal emotions and unexpectedly awakening the Golden Dragon King bloodline!   Heartbroken and disillusioned, he finally decided to leave the Spirit Hall. After an unknown amount of time, he arrived at...

What happens when luck isn't on your side? When your destiny is filled with death and betrayal? In Adrian's case, what happened was beyond his expectations it was transmigration after his death. And not just any transmigration, but one where he becomes The Deep, equipped with a Devil Fruit. Will the new Deep find a better life in the deceitful world of superheroes, or will his cursed destiny follow him even into this new world?

Lucas transmigrates to a parallel world and is thrilled to discover that many of the classic, brilliant games from his past life don’t exist here. Eager to make his mark, he’s also burdened with an "Emotion Collection System"—where players’ emotions like joy, sorrow, excitement, fear, and anger from his games make him stronger. But why is it so much easier to harvest resentment than happiness? Staring at his point earnings, Lucas is utterly baffled. And so, his career as a game designer takes a… creative turn. In Undertale, players slam their desks and scream: "I’m the one being played by this game!" In Outlast, players shriek: "The locker moved! I quit—NOPE!" In Dark Souls, players cheerfully boot up the game, only to beg: "Leave the Fire Keeper and GET OUT! Take your damn flame with you—we refuse to link it!" In Call of Duty, Soap, Roach, and Ghost meet tragic ends; in Final Fantasy VII, Zack falls in battle and Aerith meets her fate; in Red Dead Redemption, Arthur and John are betrayed… Players collectively rage: "DAMN YOU, LUCAS, YOU SADISTIC OLD FOX! CAN’T YOU BE KINDA TO YOUR PROTAGONISTS?!" When asked by a reporter how he feels about players’ fury, LUCAS smiles faintly: "This isn’t hatred—it’s the world’s players urging me forward! This is LOVE! Thank you all; I’ll keep up the good work!"

"Is one soul enough to recognise other in a different form?" "Hurt souls cannot be healed." Alex, a cyber-fairy from the far future is a rendezvous agent at an organisation called Re-Connect, who is responsible for bringing people connected by fate to meet each other again. He is tasked with getting 5 pairs to meet again, by writing plays that suit the scenario to create an environment for them to discover each other. He meets Ben by chance, a side character in the troop he's working for, who's a little too pompous for his liking, and is someone Alex dreads. Will Ben allow Alex to complete his mission? Is the mission the end of it? Or is a dark labyrinth awaits them both?

A modern-day person transmigrates into the world of One Punch Man and becomes King. In response, he says: “I’m a hero by sheer luck—and the strongest man on Earth…”