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Wanna see short videos of your characters, check out discord at the end of the synopsis Warning: Many, like way many lemons and smuts. C'mon guys, you know it's gonna be a good one there's no need to read the synopsis and everything down here, but for context, you can go on but the potential is the first ten chapters, it won't hurt to give it a go, just try it and then thank me later, oh, I will be the one to thank you I guess. See you on the other side. Let's goooo Infinity Money and Endless Smut, lemons. Only the good goode things... Also check out my review in the reviews section. ___ Peter Carter is a 16-year-old orphaned virgin nerd who gets bullied daily at Lincoln High. His escort mother died at birth, he lives with his nurse mom and twin sisters, and his biggest achievement is surviving lunch without getting his ass kicked by quarterback Jack Morrison. ___ Human! That's what I fucking was. Me and Tommy were bottom-tier NPCs in everyone else's highlight reel. All I did was study and jack off to porn, fantasizing about women I'd never touch—Madison Torres, Mrs. Rodriguez, Sofia Delgado. They existed in a universe where I didn't even register as human. But then everything changed. [DING! You have Awakened the Dark Lord Seduction System!] A system born from the sexual frustration of hundreds of thousands if not billions of women worldwide, my mission was clear: liberate sexually neglected wives, daughters, unsatisfied hot students, my gym instructor, CEOs, frustrated teachers, and touch-starved women while earning System Points that convert to real money (1 SP = $100). [DING! Abilities gained: Magical Fingers, enhanced stats, master-level skills... ... Advanced Knowledge downloaded: Master Driving, Massage God, Advanced IT...] The system transformed me from school punching bag to irresistible seductive Dark Lord. Every intimate milestone earns SP—from first kisses to full encounters, cucking husbands saving their neglected wives, widows, wives and mistresses of billionaires while walking on the tight edge of seduction and eventual death if I got discovered by these rich guys I was helping satisfy the wives they'd neglected. Now I'm living a double life: shy nerd by day, dominant seducer by night, making bank while giving desperate women what they've been missing. From bottom-tier loser to supernatural playboy. I turn these neglected women into my women, mine alone as we unleash our hidden desires and forbidden intimacies. — Discord server: https://discord.gg/XvZdpUCNZp

What if you were about to achieve your dream but you died in most awkward way one ever could and gota chance to be reincarnated as a broke F-rank adventurer with nothing but a weird system and a dream. Damon Ashford spent years building a content empire on Earth. Then he died and woke up in a fantasy world where "content creation" means awkwardly filming slime hunts with magical recording devices while the Adventurer's Guild actively tries to shut you down. Armed with his Creator's Eye System that turns views into power, Damon's gonna revolutionize this world's primitive underground creator scene. Professional editing? Revolutionary. Scripted commentary? Mind-blowing. Not dying on camera? Optional. From viral slime comedy to dungeon documentaries, from guild opposition to continental fame, watch one man transform a medieval world's entertainment industry while accidentally becoming the most powerful creator alive. Because in a world of swords and magic, the real power is going viral.

Ongoing What!! Reincarnated In Another as a male alpha?! Still ongoing Discord: st.flae

Reincarnated into the "Testicle Era" of MHA, Kaito Arisaka spent years doing JoJo poses and staring at cats, waiting for a "System" that never came. Eventually, he faced reality: no cheat codes, just a "Normal Toe" and a pile of bills. He ditched the cringe, picked up a wrench, and took a convenience store job to support his aging grandma. But when a legendary fire traps his regular customers, the "Trust" he built as a neighborhood nobody hits critical mass. One snap of his fingers and Kaito transforms into the white-suited, 2D-warping god, Hero X. Now he's a viral vigilante who just wants a stable 9-5 pension, while the world's top female heroes are hunting for his alter-ego-and his resume. A/n: This is original. Cover picture is not mine

The Live Broadcast Room descends upon the Honkai: Star Rail Universe and Teyvat. The broadcast starts immediately with the future plot, the Penacony chapter! Aventurine: Three gambling chips are enough, all, or nothing! Firefly: I dreamed of a barren land, a new sprout breaking through the earth... Moths flocking to the flame, born to die! Acheron: May death end your long, drawn-out dream... leading you back to the world of clarity. Mikhail: Having reached the end of the journey of life, I will leave this self-proclaimed precious flame in the deepest part of the dream, hoping to pass it on to the nameless guests of the next generation. Ternan: Some things, even if meaningless, must ultimately be done. Until the very end, Sunday descends! “I shall ascend to the heavens, transforming into the Sun in the sky.” “Multitudes shall flourish eagerly beneath my light, and all evil shall have no place to hide.” “If your paradise can save more people, then cut off my path forward with your own hands.” The First Day granted truth. The Second Day granted the calendar. The Third Day granted language. ... Prepare to witness, the Primal Order is at hand! Want even more content? Join the inner circle on my patreon.com/Hotaru12, your support fuels these projects, and in return, you unlock exclusive early access for future chapters. Check out the tiers for exclusive perks. 2 Chapter Release Every Monday, Wednesday, And Friday 1pm @GMT+8

After a fatal accident, a modern man wakes up in the body of Jaskier, the Continent’s most famous (and most annoying) bard. He arrives at Oxenfurt Academy years before the TV show begins, armed with one massive advantage: he knows exactly how the story ends. To save Geralt, Yennefer, and Ciri from their tragic fates, he must transform the "comic relief" into a legendary powerhouse. From writing "Toss a Coin to Your Witcher" to change public opinion, to surviving the fall of Cintra, he uses his knowledge and newfound magic to rewrite the history of the Continent. He isn't just a singer anymore—he’s the secret weapon the Witcher family never saw coming. The Bard’s Arsenal: The Powers 1. Bardic Resonance (The Song of Power) What it does: Reality-warping music. The more famous his songs become and the more people believe in them, the stronger he gets. He can heal wounds, inspire armies, or shatter a monster’s spirit just by striking the right chord. 2. Evasion Instinct (The Dancer's Gift) What it does: Supernatural survival. His body reacts to danger before his mind even registers it. This allows a "non-combatant" bard to dance through a chaotic battlefield and dodge lethal strikes from soldiers and monsters alike. 3. Voice of Command (The Compelling Word) What it does: Instant obedience. With a single spoken or sung word, he can freeze an enemy in place, force a crowd to listen, or compel an assassin to drop their weapon. 4. Elemental Verse What it does: Pure combat magic. He can weave music into physical shields that block magic or "Battle Hymns" that magically boost the speed and strength of allies like Geralt and Ciri, turning a losing fight into a victory.

At the age of eighteen, every human is forced into a Trial World where their fate is decided. Rise above destiny, and you become an elite revered by all. Fail, and you are reduced to nothing more than a servant in a world ruled by power. Li Chang’an was given a doomed life from the very beginning. Reincarnated into a weak and dying body, surrounded by enemies and destined for failure, he should have been forgotten like countless others. But everything changes the moment he awakens the Limitless Ascension System. Every skill he learns evolves. Every technique he touches transcends its limits. Every battle pushes him beyond what should be possible. While others climb step by step, he breaks through boundaries endlessly. From a powerless nobody to a being that stands above worlds, Li Chang’an begins a path of endless ascension. Yet, the higher he rises, the more he realizes— The Trials are not meant to create heroes. They are meant to control them. And this time, someone has appeared who refuses to be controlled.

War is a prison that shackles all who know of it, whether they like it or not. Those shackles will begin to weigh down it's wearer until they can no longer move forward and are instead left to rot and decay over time. War is just another form of torture; another form of hell. So, what happens when a child that has never known grief, demise, struggle, and all other kinds of hardships is suddenly thrust into hells deepest pits? Answer: Adapt or die. Follow as Vigil, an ignorant young boy with once great aspirations, is thrust into War Field, the home of war, without warning. As he struggles to live, may he find the secrets behind this forsaken world and escape this hell. The hell that he is forced to call home. ---------------------------------------------

Looking for a unique, thrilling, and expansive story? Beware! This story, 19 years in the making, is legendary! Announcements/News: Actively updating — Revised Volume 2 complete, Volumes' Reorganization in progress. I'm BACK! Reorganizing chapters every day! Let's do this! Actual Synopsis: Saga 1 - Major Arc 1 (Possible Spoilers) Volume 1: A special family happily lived in a secluded and sacred forest. However, their peaceful lives take a dark turn when two strangers appeared. An evil organization and the dangers of the outside world threaten their lives. How will three boys face against the cruel reality of the world? Volume 2: Three special boys attend an academy, seeking knowledge of the outside world. After a shocking turn of events, they seek to get stronger, obtaining special weapons from a secretive master. With fearsome and hungry monsters in their way, how will they learn to wield such weapons? Volume 3: Three special boys protect their home from a jealous prince and a hungry princess. Everything went as planned until they end up elsewhere, outside their home... How will they withstand and survive the outside world? Volume 4: Three special boys defend outside society from a giant, fearsome prince. With the outside's military intervening, how will they ally? Also featuring a bittersweet rivalry between two close apprentices and shocking revelations of a dissolved noble family. Saga 1 - Major Arc 2 (Possible Spoilers) Volume 5: Three special boys join the fight against new enemies of humankind. Monsters, created and locked up in a dark lab, were released. Featuring a time skip, how much stronger did the boys get? Is it enough to stop their new superior enemies or will they fail at their final mission of saving humanity? Volume 6: Featuring a rivalry between two monster species and an insidious reason for it, how will two young brothers solve the prolonged and bitter quarrel? How will they make it back to their homeland with reinforcements for humankind? Coming soon... Volume 7: Synopsis arriving soon... :) Even bigger synopsis in the auxiliary volume! Say what?! If you want free early access, contact me in my socials. XD Here are my socials: https://linktr.ee/habo_

Transmigrated into the cruel world of A Song of Ice and Fire, Victor Pompey becomes a declining baron with nothing to his name. From the very beginning, it's Hell Mode: his family is bankrupt, deeply in debt, winter is coming, and ruthless bandits are at his doorstep ready to slaughter everyone. To survive, Victor decides to completely give up and lie flat. He marries the daughter of a wealthy merchant, hoping only to become a rich man and enjoy his remaining days in peace. Who would have thought that on their wedding night, the [Many Children, Many Blessings · Family Rise System] would suddenly awaken! 【Ding! Married your first wife — Reward: 50 Spartan Heavy Infantry! Body enhancement: “Dragon Kidney”!】 【Ding! Gave birth to your first S-rank heir — Reward: 10,000 gold! Territory Halo! God-level Swordsmanship!】 【Ding! Successfully stole the North’s Flower, Sansa — Reward: Stark Wolf Bloodline! Direwolf Guard Corps!】 While the nobles of Westeros are still scheming and fighting bloody battles over the Iron Throne, Victor is quietly “spreading his branches and scattering his leaves.” His ambitions even turn toward the goddesses who drive the world mad: Daenerys, the Mother of Dragons? She’s going to be the mother of my children — and she comes with three dragons! Queen Cersei? Your ambition perfectly matches my desire to conquer! Little Rose Margaery? The wealth of Highgarden will be nothing more than milk powder money for the Pompey family! Many years later, when the Night King leads his army of the dead to the city walls and sees over a hundred “Pompey Second Generation” — each riding dragons, tearing apart White Walkers with their bare hands, and covered in divine artifacts — he falls into deep thought: “Who the hell told me this was a low-magic world? I want to go home!” This is not a story of hidden schemes — it’s open and upright dominance! Not a chess piece, but the chess player himself! Watch how Victor builds an empire simply by “growing a prosperous family.” This is a translational story.

P.S; my first published story;-) "I don't know....I panicked,guilt is eating at me" he frowned at my words before speaking up softly "we're cool,it was a fucking mistake so let it go" " you don't get it we can't be cool" I replied shaking my head. We can't be cool because of your girlfriend "expanciate" he demanded "you'll want this eventually" soon enough he closed the distance between us standing right in my space making me shrink into the wall closing my eyes with his minty scent scrambling my brain "you don't know what I want" After a simple life with her aunt in England far from the darkness that seemed to engulf her,Camille Morgan comes back to Los Angeles for a smooth college life with her friends and no drama but that all comes to an end as she encounters Andre Makeila, a hotshot model she adore....her idol. things don't go all rosy with him as expected, events drift them apart and bring them together, brewing complicated feelings. she begins to tread and discovers his darkest secret of the past...... Maybe even darker than hers. Can they ever truly be free of their cruel pasts and embrace their future?

Fantasy. It was a genre that Ian enjoyed reading, watching, and even be immersed in through video games. But one day after an accident, the world of fantasy entered into his life. Now Ian must navigate through his world and another world out there all while dealing with his newfound heritage. *** This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this book are either the product of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

Waking up in the body of a billionaire heir was a shock, but realizing he is inside the TV show The Rookie changed everything. Ethan Mercer isn't just playing cop; he is armed with a supernatural arsenal: Lie Detection that twists his gut when people are dishonest, a Danger Sense that warns him of threats before they happen, and Instant Mastery that lets him copy any physical skill he sees. With Photographic Recall keeping every detail sharp, Ethan is on a mission to rewrite the script and save the characters destined to die—if the mental toll doesn't break him first

Marriage means different things to different people. For Thalia Kim, it means survival. Five years ago, she died on her wedding night. Not in a dramatic, metaphorical way, but quite literally, with a broken bottle driven straight into her heart. She had only been doing what she always did. Men could never fully handle her, and they rarely stayed conscious after. So when her third husband went still, she assumed he had fainted, just like the others. He hadn’t. He opened his eyes, saw something he shouldn’t have, and panicked. Before her power could take effect, everything went wrong. That was how she lost her first tail. Now she only has eight left, and worse, her core is already starting to break. If it collapses completely, even a year would be considered lucky. So yes, she needs to get married again—not for love, not for happiness, but simply to stay alive long enough to become human. The plan is simple: find someone, get married, survive. It would have worked. If she hadn’t proposed to William Carter. A man her sister is clearly afraid of. A man who does not look like someone she can control. And more importantly, a man who should have refused without a second thought. But he didn’t. He said yes! Just like that, without hesitation, without question, as if the decision had already been made long before she even asked. Now, things are already starting to go wrong. Her ability doesn’t work on him. She doesn’t know what he wants. And he doesn’t seem like the kind of man who makes careless decisions. Which leaves her with one very inconvenient problem... This marriage might keep her alive. Or it might end exactly the way her last one did.

Upon waking up, Ren Jia-shi found himself having turned into the deposed Crown Prince Yinreng. Born motherless and raised by Emperor Kangxi himself, who personally educated him, Ren Jia-shi was well-versed in classical literature and history, and skilled in archery and horsemanship. He had served as a substitute for imperial sacrifices and acted as regent for the state. However, he was deposed twice and eventually confined until his death. Ren Jia-shi: … — Ding! Congratulations, host, on successfully binding the National Prosperity Technology System. Your advanced assistant 007 is here to serve you. — Ding! Please recite all the Four Books and Five Classics to receive a hybrid rice cultivation plan. — Ding! Please master five foreign languages to receive a cement production formula. — Ding! Please complete eighty-eight volumes of mathematics exam questions to receive a design blueprint for the Yellow River Reservoir. Ren Jia-shi: Besides working hard, what else can I do? Years later, not only was Ren Jia-shi never deposed, but he also became a renowned scientist, military strategist, thinker, educator, and received numerous honors: #The Crown Prince with the Most Unshakable Status in History# #The Crown Prince with the Most Unconventional Career in History# #The Crown Prince with the Broadest Range of Expertise in History# #The Crown Prince with the Most Side Jobs in History#

“All hail the Crown Prince of Aldros!” In an unexpected twist of fate, Vincent finds himself reborn as Leonard Lawson, the 5th Prince of the Aldros Empire on the tumultuous continent of Valdoria. Plunged into a vibrant yet perilous endless world, Leonard must navigate the treacherous landscape of Aetherion, where five continents are rife with political intrigue and hidden agendas. As he grapples with the weight of his new identity and the ambitions of others, Leonard feels the crushing burden of a destiny he never chose. Surrounded by schemes that threaten to unravel his very existence, he yearns for the simplicity of his former life.

I died. Then I woke up as the sect leader of the world's most pathetic sect. Ranking: 9999/9999. Members: 1 (me). Buildings: crumbling. Disciples: zero. Even the system calls it "Trash Tier". But when I registered the name All-Hail Sovereign Sect, the heavens trembled. Armed with a snarky Sovereign Sect System, starter tokens, and zero actual talent, I must transform this snow-buried joke into a Heavenly Supreme powerhouse—or face soul obliteration. First recruit? A "trash" orphan girl with hidden dragon blood (and a mouth that won't quit). Next? A cursed beastkin elder who eats more than he fights. Then, arrogant young masters beg to join after I accidentally slap their faces. From bullying villains in mortal markets to raiding ancient tombs for forbidden inheritances, every step upgrades my sect: spirit veins awaken, formations ignite, beauties flock, and enemies line up like tribute. But dark secrets lurk. Why was my sect erased from records? What sealed the Storage Pavilion? And why does the system keep hinting at a "Devil Emperor" legacy tied to my soul? Watch me mock the Nine Heavens, hoard treasures, build an unstoppable harem of loyal disciples, and force the world to chant:

Su Wanyan read a novel that a friend recommended to her, saying how she'll have a love-hate relationship with it. However, what she didn't expect was that she's going to get transmigrated there—as the Alpha cannon fodder, no less! Armed with her knowledge in the novel, she decided to live a salted fish life and stay far, far away from the main plot. However, due to circumstances, she kept getting pulled right in! “While Moonlight (FL), if you keep this up, I'll be thrown in the gutters!” _-_-_-_-_-_-_ Hello! This is my first work, so please bear with me. Oh and this isn't a translated work, I just used Chinese names and settings as those are what I often read, so I thought, “Hey, why not?“ Anyway, I hope you all enjoy this! {Oh and the cover photo is AI generated, if you aren't comfortable with that, then it's up to you whether you still want to read this. Have a nice day!} _-_-_-_-_-_- So, if you read my previous work, this is seriously my first work. Lol, I thought why not bring this thing here? So, here I am.

Ang Mutya ng Section E follows the story of Jasper Jean Mariano, a simple, kind-hearted, and intelligent girl who unexpectedly becomes part of the notorious Section E—known as the most chaotic and troublesome class in their school.

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