comedy

I think I am bipolar. The cover is not mine, naofaro is the artist

I thought I would walk the same old path: the dead–last underdog, the passionate counterattack, the destiny everyone already knows. But the moment I opened my eyes, the Bond System awakened. As long as I form a bond with an original character, I gain the chance to grow stronger. Flying Thunder God? Learn. Wood Release? Practice. Sage Arts? Cultivate. Secretly acquiring a pair of Mangekyō Sharingan and opening a mysterious masked identity? Also yes. Just as Naruto was ready to rewrite regrets, surpass the canon, and stand at the peak of life… Fate prepared its own “surprise”. During an ordinary day, Naruto was teasing a long-haired tsundere Uchiha girl, feeling a strange mix of affection and melancholy. “She’s adorable… but in a few years, a certain ‘dutiful son’ will wipe out her entire clan. I need to find a way to stop that.” Then—— [Ding! Congratulations to the Host: Initial bond formed with the original character ‘Uchiha Sasuke’!] Naruto: “…Huh?!” Sasuke? That cool, brooding, humming idiot? But the one in front of him is clearly a tiny black-haired Uchiha girl, awkward, tsundere, and absolutely not Sasuke. Oh. Right. Her name is… Sasuke.

Ron traveled to the world of One Piece and rose step by step to the rank of Vice Admiral. But everything collapsed when the Celestial Dragon he was protecting was seriously injured. Ron was expelled from the Navy, and his future seemed doomed. At that moment, a God-tier Entertainment System awakened. The system connected the pirate world to the Internet and even brought over Earth’s entertainment apps and devices. As long as people spent money in those apps, Ron would receive returns. Tiktok, Facebook, PUBG, Light Novels, Dungeon & Fighter… everything appeared. To change the era and put an end to senseless violence, Ron began spreading smartphones across the seas. Apps launched one after another. And from that day forward, the entire pirate world changed. In Amazon Lily, the young girls practiced trend-dance videos every day, while Empress Hancock gained millions of fans with a single glance. Dracule Mihawk got addicted to reading web novels and shouted that one day he would cut open the sky. Vegapunk, Judge, Caesar, and Queen all fought online for the title of “Top Inventor,” until they were eventually defeated by the unbeatable Valpo Alloy. Kaido kept losing matches and even got solo-killed in real life. Big Mom became obsessed with drama series and lost all interest in piracy. Shanks had no choice but to eat the Face-Face Fruit, turning into someone no one dared to ignore. The Five Elders played ranked games every day and shouted at their teammates: “Ron and the Four Emperors, all of you log in right now!” And high above, Im watched everything in silence. A world that had remained unchanged for 800 years… collapsed completely in just one year. -------------------------------- 40 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

Join The Discord https://discord.gg/JjbyaYTdt [ WARNING: R18 MATURE CONTENT] He died a fool Alex, a forty-five years old senior accountant gets fired by his greedy boss without any warning. after arriving home early, still reeling from the shock, he finds his wife Emily in bed with his childhood best friend, Zack. Soon he found out the entire truth. The kids were never his from the start. His pretentious wife had been cuckholding him for fifteen long years and had already transferred all of his property and savings into her name. Furious, he tries to fight back, but ends up getting killed. Alex thought that this was the end, but instead he wakes up twenty four years in the past. A translucent screen suddenly appeared before his eyes [system initializing] [Welcome Alex, to the heavenly desire system] Now, to grow stronger he must charm, seduce and conquer desire itself. Fine this time he won't be a fool. he'll do whatever it takes to achieve his goal. His ex-boss cold, snobbish daughter... Whose sweetness will be his to taste. Zack's mature lonely mother, with a body made for sin. The cold beauties who once looked down on him... The seductive teachers... The hidden heiresses... And married women with frustrated nights... They will blush, tremble and want him. As for those who betrayed him? Well they'll kneel and beg but he won't forgive them. . . . "Are you really sure this aura of seduction stuff is working?" He said suspiciously. [Of course it's working. It's just that you can't see it yet] 'Well then, is there a way I can see it?' [Uhmm... Yes...] Don't forget to Add to Library and follow the story — daily updates and lots of temptation ahead. # [STRONG OVERPOWERED MC],[ MILF], [SMUT], [BEAUTY] [NTR] Netori but no Netorare, [WEAK TO STRONG], [BETRAYAL], [REVENGE] [SLICE OF LIFE]

When 17-year-old Dranexx Waltarnabi was summoned to another world call the Zeiku verse….he was summoned alongside with his best friend and 18 other classmates while they were going to a game competition, they appeared in place call The Heavenly paladin/palace…In front of them Power God tiers being sitting before them…Each Character them who was summoned got the blessings of a Grand master,Giving a them a special unique ability…But Dranexx own was different he gain two ultimate abilities that defines concept laws and reality itself 1. The world of cavalry which he kept hidden from the grand masters but he review his second Skill/ability AUTHORITY OVER RUIN the ability to erase magic, devour skills, and overwrite reality itself…as he progressed he managed to beloved one the grand masters { The Grand Master of Divinity} She was among the Top Grand masters ever existed she’s a force to be reckoned with…her blessings was the Dranexx got the skill/ability AUTHORITY OVER RUINS ..it was broken but like the other Skill/Ability WORLD OF CAVALRY the skill which give him access to every abilities that ever existed as a weapon…when I mean every skills/abilities literally every skill both the unknown and the known skills/abilities If you look at it is basically like Gilgamesh gate of Babeloon but this one is on a different level 100x higher than Gilgamesh’s own His best friend also got broken Skills/abilities too as with his other classmates Dranexx doesn’t seek for power he seeks for entertainment the powers look for him everything obeys him every Grand Master feared him many God tier being challenged him and got defeated…he was summoned to be a monster that defines every will in the Zeiku verse…..As he continues his Journey he gained more power and more broken evolution that surpasses the bounds of imagination Well on the contrary, Dranexx saw that World of Cavalry was nothing but a cheat ability for him, so he decided to give it up… but upon trying to abandon it, the skill itself denied his decision. Why…? Because World of Cavalry was born directly from Dranexx’s desire, and a Desire Skill cannot simply be abandoned. Instead… it evolved. World of Cavalry was no longer a skill anymore. It was reborn into an entirely new existence… a soul entity with its own ego, consciousness, and will. This unexpected evolution caused a problem for Dranexx. Since the entity now possessed an actual soul, Dranexx was forced to duplicate his own body so the newly born being could possess one and freely exist outside of him. And that was the birth of Korai…or should I say he now, lol. Of course, Dranexx still remains connected to Korai. Their souls are linked, meaning Dranexx can still borrow and use any of Korai’s abilities whenever he wants. But Dranexx refuses to do that because he chooses to seek entertainment and excitement using only his own personal powers. So yes…Korai now has a body. Which basically means Dranexx now has a twin brother hahahahaa. Originally, World of Cavalry was a skill that granted Dranexx access to every ability that had ever existed both known and unknown allowing him to wield them all as weapons. But now…Things are no longer the same. Korai, who was formerly World of Cavalry itself, is now a living entity possessing over 400–500 abilities within his arsenal. And upon his birth, a sword was born alongside him… A divine blade known as Cavalry Ascension. Only Korai and Dranexx can wield this sword. No one else possesses the potential, compatibility, or capability to even hold it. Cavalry Ascension: A sword that allows its wielder to perfectly manifest and reuse abilities they have witnessed before, reproducing them at 80% of their original power and context. Every copied ability is then stored inside the sword itself like memories engraved into its existence. Thank you for the love and I hope you enjoy and keep supporting me family Much love

NB: The title of the book might be misleading, this book is mainly adventure with tons of smut of course. Diane, a human female is plunged into chaos when she is transmigrated into a bizarre beast world, into the body of a beast host named ravine who is a mate to four ravenous hot beasts, her world is filled with confusion as upsetting information is revealed to her such as the fact that she has to mate with her insatiable beast husbands else she will explode. Can Diane triumph in this uncharted land or will she fall victim to the insurmountable trials. Excerpt. Too much, too much " I manage to get out,reaching for his head to push him away but all I felt was a blunt head with scales, holy shit , was I touching a fish, a fish was giving me the best orgasm of my life.

Hayashi Shuichi traveled back to the world of Detective Conan more than thirty years ago, becoming childhood friends with Eri Kisaki and Kogoro Mouri. In a Conan world where the "God of Death" has yet to be born, cases still abound endlessly. Formerly a detective in his past life, now a high school student, Hayashi Shuichi becomes the savior of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department, helping the Criminal Investigation Division solve one murder case after another. During his investigations, he encounters the future mature and charming "wives and older sisters." … Shinichi? It feels a bit strange for a girl to have this name." "Ran, actually, Sonoko is your half-sister from the same father!" "Little Ai? Is it okay to give your daughter such a nickname?" "Senpai, I’ve never agreed to go out with Inspector Megure. I… I’m still waiting for you…" "Onii-chan, there are still some issues with the cases at the Prosecutor’s Office. Why don’t you come to my place tonight, and we can discuss them thoroughly together?" traveled back to the world of Detective Conan more than thirty years ago, becoming childhood friends with Eri Kisaki and Kogoro Mouri. -------------------------------- 70 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

In a world where roughly 80% of the global population possess special powers called “Quirks”, we follow a young boy named Nick Kayama (born as Nick Lunarfang), as he enrolls into the famous U.A. High School to train and become a Hero. The only thing is, he is autistic, has ADHD, and his Quirk is an extremely rare “Variant” that only lets him copy other peoples’ Quirks. But, with a good heart, a strong sense of justice, and amazing friends like his to back him up, Nick is on his way to becoming an amazing Hero. And, what if the Number 1 Pro Hero in Japan and the world’s Symbol of Peace, himself, sees great potential in the young Hero-in-training? Disclaimer: I do not own My Hero Academia nor any of the original characters of the MHA series, nor any other characters belonging to their original series, like A Certain Magical Index and it’s spin-offs, A Certain Scientific Railgun, and A Certain Scientific Accelerator, in the story other then my own original characters (like Nick). Also, I will be censoring any inappropriate language in this story.

Uma Musume, but My Cheat Power

Transmigration? Check. Golden Finger? Check. Beauties? Check. Fang Bubai is the protagonist? Che- wait- he is the protagonist?! Then why is there another Fang Bubai running amok like the real protagonist?! And these women throwing themselves on him... why are they all traps?! But... can he refuse? Obviously... not. Ahem. Join Fang Bubai on his ascension journey, starting from his seed and with the help of his companions... Succubus, swords maiden, maids, another man's wife, catgirl... the list goes on. This novel is also posted on RoyalScribble~ For early access to new chapters, juicy content (wink wink), exclusive art, and more, check out: https://sites.google.com/view/eternity-starts-from-his-seed/home [Warning] Mature Theme, Viewer Discretion is Advised [Disclaimer] All characters are above 18 years of age. All names, characters, and events in this novel are fictional, and any resemblance to real persons, places, and events which may seem to exist is purely coincidental. [Tags] Male Protagonist, Xianxia, Cheats, Dark

After waking up, everyone will travel through a wasteland world, and the survivors will face various challenges such as acid rain, extreme cold, extreme heat and mutant creatures. Every corner holds unknown dangers, and the survivors have to adapt to this harsh environment. To withstand natural disasters, the survivors must build their own shelters in this dangerous land, stockpile enough water and resources to survive before the disaster strikes. While others struggle daily to gather rotten scraps and fight over limited supplies, fear and desperation slowly spread through the wasteland. Vikram Parker awakened a plant system. While others are scraping for a little bit of food, Vikram can cultivate crops. While survivors reinforce their shelters with fragile wood and broken metal, he grows living walls of vines and sturdy thornwood. His plants can bear fruits, purify water, and gradually transform barren land into fertile soil. As the regional chat fills with panic before every incoming disaster, Vikram calmly harvests fresh vegetables inside his green sanctuary. Looking at the endless cries for help and warnings of starvation, he can’t help but think. Surviving in the apocalypse isn’t that hard. Goals for the first 300 chapters: - Daily Update 1 Chapter Power Ranking Top 3 = 1 Extra Chapters! Power Ranking No 1 = 3 Extra Chapters! Every 20 Golden Tickets = 1 Extra Chapters! A Castle = 5 extra chapter! A Spacecraft = 10 extra chapters! A Gachapon = 15 extra chapters! ................................................

Wonder Woman asked: “Why are you Superman’s younger brother?” Eric smirked: “On the very first day I transmigrated, I crawled into Superman’s infant space pod as a baby, pushed him out, and took his place. That’s how I became a so-called ‘Child of Krypton.’” Superman frowned: “Then why didn’t you save the plane?” Eric replied calmly: “Because I can’t step on air to lift things.” Batman growled: “Why didn’t Kryptonite affect you this time?” Eric’s eyes gleamed: “I wanted to play the role of a Kryptonian and get along with you all, but instead I was treated like an outsider. Fine… I won’t pretend anymore. The truth is, I am Homelander.” This is the story of a transmigrator who seizes Superman’s identity, fools the Justice League, and walks the world as Homelander, a cunning, sinister force disrupting the fragile balance of heroes and villains. -------------------------------- 40 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

Levi traveled to the Marvel world with his own technological system, and he could get all the high-tech stuff! Energy weapons, spaceships, two-dimensional foils... and of course, androids are indispensable. 2B, Eve, Android 18... Iron Man Tony: Levi is a genius scientist? This is the biggest joke, he is a fake at best! Dr. Hulk Banner: Levi is definitely the most talented scientist in the world. He can create artificial humans using only water and metal! Black Widow: I don’t know if Levi is the savior of the world, but he is definitely my savior! Levi: Are all my employees villains? Nonsense, I just want the world to be a better place! As for Tony Stark? He's just jealous that I'm more handsome than him! Really! -------------------------------- 70 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

Su Mo transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, arriving in era before Tang San's, and grew up in an orphanage with Bibi Dong. On the day of his awakening, the Asura Sword appeared out of nowhere, and the two were both taken in as disciples by Pope Qian Xunji. From then on, Su Mo dominated the world with his sword, climbing step by step to the pinnacle. The trajectory of the Douluo Continent was completely rewritten by him. ... Bibi Dong: Yu Xiaogang? A piece of trash, worthy to be compared with Su Mo? Bo Saixi: The ocean is boundless, yet it cannot match even a fraction of his brilliance. Only a strongman like Su Mo is my ideal type. Ah Yin: Su Mo is willing to cut off all shackles for me with one sword, and I am willing to spend my eternal life by his side. Yu Xiaogang: Damn the Spirit Hall, how dare they treat me like this. Tang Hao: Why Are You So Strong?

Aragaki Takiya also likes rainy days, and the same rainy weather rewards him with different precious things, but it seems that there is more than one such precious thing. "So you're from the future?" Looking at the somewhat childish handwriting on the paper, he just found it a little funny. He guessed it was a joke played by the child who couldn't find his way home. But it wasn't until the other person clearly stated his information that he believed that perhaps his life had really undergone some incredible changes. "So should I just follow what's going to happen in the future?" "But besides that, it seems there are other things I need to take care of..." Looking at the timid blonde Child in front of him, the boy thought to himself. [ Slice Of Life x Various Anime ] [ Gradual Romance, No Mindless Harem ]

Before he knew it, Kaito realized he had been transported to another world—not as a hero, but as the frailest creature imaginable: a skeleton. However, by a twist of fate, he inherited the Authority of the Undead Ruler. His first move? He decided to test his powers by resurrecting a villager’s deceased father. The result? He was immediately hunted down by the man's screaming, terrified son! After fleeing for his undead life, Kaito discovered a crucial hidden mechanic: as long as his skeleton minions manage to "break through" their limits, he triggers an Evolutionary Feedback that strengthens him in return. Watching one of his brain-dead skeletons perform the "heroic feat" of knocking a squirrel unconscious with a wooden stick, Kaito had an epiphany. "Wait... is raising the undead actually this easy?" When his first true Skeleton Soldier emerged, gripping a jagged bone sword, Kaito turned toward the Great Forest and issued a declaration to the world: "People of this continent... are you ready to face the Undead Calamity?!"

Tags: #Isekai #MartialArts #StreetFighter #Kengan #Baki #HighStakes [Hardcore Combat] [Unhinged Protagonist] [Peak Fiction] [Salty] … and of course, [Waifu Brawls]! Ren Shiroki just woke up in Tokyo. He’s got a house and a younger sister. It’s the classic "Anime Life" dream, right? Wrong. His sister’s best friends are a bit… intense. One is named Karura Kure, and the other is Kozue Matsumoto. The Bad News: Ren is 30 million yen in debt. His life is about to go up in flames, and collectors are at the door. The Good News: There are plenty of ways to make a quick buck in this city—if you’re strong enough to survive the underworld. Ren looks at the "job listings" available to him: The Tokyo Dome Underground: Head to the secret arena and help contain the "Human Monster" to prevent Yujiro Hanma from going on a rampage. The Kengan Matches: Step into the corporate ring, defeat the legendary Kuroki Gensai, and watch your debts vanish instantly. The Mahjong Den: Play a few rounds and take down a white-haired legend named Shigeru Akagi. The Abandoned Building: Reach the exit before Madarame Baku does, and face off against the berserk monster, Rodem. Ren Shiroki: "...I think I’ll just stick to my Shoryuken."

I was reborn as Uzumaki Masahiko, a 48-year-old joke in the Warring States Era. After one embarrassing battlefield debut, I was destined to die of old age before Konoha was even founded. Then, on the eve of my 49th birthday, I discovered the truth of my "useless" System: I don't get older. I get younger. While future legends like Hashirama and Madara are busy fighting, I'm busy reversing my age and collecting "Witness Points" for every major event I see. Witnessed Hashirama & Mito's Wedding? +20 Points! Helped Tobirama name the Hiraishin? +5 Points! Tricked Uchiha Madara with a Level 10 Henge? Priceless! They all think I'm just a goofy old grand-uncle. They have no idea I'm leveling up in secret, waiting to be in my prime when the Fourth Great Ninja War finally rolls around. I'm the man who will live to see the entire show, and this time, I'm not just a witness—I'm a player.

[Let characters from different worlds become hunters and save the day!] The world is full of monsters that defy common sense—some are keystones of their ecosystems, while others are outright destroyers. And whenever such creatures appear, hunters rise to face them. Hunters are strong, brave, and righteous guardians of nature… except when things go a little sideways. Hunters, united in camaraderie (aka ganging up on the monster). Hunters, steadfast and unyielding (aka carting endlessly). Hunters, protectors of the environment (aka loot hoarders). Join our Monster Hunter Assembly! You could be the next legendary guardian of nature! Old Joseph Joestar: "Kars! A single signal arrow calls forth an army! Your next line will be—" Shield Hero: "Heavy bowguns turn fights into turn-based RPGs." Kazuma: "As a Long Sword main, not carting is the victory!"

Su Mu traveled to a slice-of-life world that combined elements of Honkai Impact 3rd and Honkai: Star Rail while carrying a game development system. He discovered that this world was completely different from what he had imagined. The popular idol Magical Girl Teriri has been famous for twenty years and is currently on a world tour. The Herta Game Studio under the Interastral Peace Corporation was officially established today; the studio will hire Madam Herta of the Genius Society as a titular consultant... Jing Yuan has started a livestream called "Xianzhou Treasure Appraisal," opening his doors for broadcast every day. To secure a place in this strange world, Su Mu joined the miHoYo company, preparing to give the world a little shock with his games! Raiden Mei: "Eh? I am the 3rd Herrscher, and also Acheron?" Welt Yang: "The Honkai is still chasing me? Dammit!" Firefly: "Senior, what do you mean by a beautiful girl mecha transformation?" Getting Over It, Honkai Impact 3rd, Honkai: Star Rail, Sekiro, Resident Evil.... Clearly, the games are becoming legendary one after another, but why do I always feel like my boss, Kiana, wants to kill me?