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Long Tian was just a small orphan from a remote village. He grew up listening to stories told by the village elders stories about immortals who could fly through the sky, shatter mountains, and live for thousands of years. Those legends ignited a dream in the young boy’s heart. While other children were satisfied with a simple life in the village, Long Tian often looked toward the distant mountains, wondering what kind of world existed beyond them. One day, he heard that an immortal sect was accepting new disciples. Without hesitation, the young boy seized the opportunity and set out on the path of cultivation. But how could this small village orphan possibly know that he possessed a terrifying talent capable of shaking the heavens?

Peter Parker is not a guy from another world who woke up in someone else's body and decided to play superhero with a cheat sheet. He is Peter Benjamin Parker — fifteen, Queens, New York, completely and entirely himself. He has always been himself. It's just that sometimes, in the back of his brain, there's an archive that shouldn't be there. Not memories, exactly. More like echoes. Fragments of a life he didn't live in this universe The genre conventions, the recurring tragedies, the cast of characters who are supposed to show up and what they're supposed to do when they get there. The problem is that this universe doesn't follow any blueprint he recognizes. This isn't 616. It's not the MCU. It's not any specific continuity from anything he half-remembers — it's a new creation, running on its own logic, diverging from canon in ways that catch him off-guard when he's already committed to a plan. His foreknowledge is real. It's also fragmented, unreliable, and occasionally catastrophically wrong. He can be surprised. He can miscalculate. He can almost die. more available at : [email protected]/goldengaruda

They called him a demon. They spat on him in the streets. They let him eat alone for twelve years. And when the Heavenly Screen flashed across the sky—showing Naruto Uzumaki as the man who would end everything—the first thing he whispered wasn't rage or vengeance. It was: "Why didn't anyone tell me my parents died for me?" This isn't a story about a hero turning evil. It's about a boy who loved too hard in a world that only taught him how to bleed. And when the screen revealed everything Konoha buried—the lies, the cover-ups, the bodies in the basement—Naruto didn't become a monster. He just stopped pretending to be their hero.

Honda Kurosawa wanted three things in life: peace, a harem, and a world that isn't actively trying to kill him. He got none of them. Including in death. Reborn into the world of KonoSuba by a goddess with the crisis management skills of a golden retriever, Honda quickly confirms what he always suspected: This place is broken. Fundamentally, catastrophically, irreparably broken. Every disaster has a culprit. Every crisis has a cause. Every cursed quest, every blown-up building, every debt that somehow keeps growing... All of it, without exception, traces back to one person. Aqua... The solution is obvious. Fix this world before it collapses. Not out of heroism but out of self-preservation. Piece by piece. Problem by problem. With Absolute Zero, Alter Terrain, and a very dangerous body. He has to do it as a woman. Well... even so, the most important thing is to have fun, right?

After transmigrating into the world of ninja, Bai Xing obtained a mysterious system and abilities far beyond normal shinobi. His mission? Survive until the end of Naruto: Shippuden. The reward: ultimate power or a billion in legal funds. But Bai Xing knows one truth about the ninja world— the stronger and more famous you are, the faster you die. So his life goal is simple: Stay a Genin forever. Only take D-rank missions. And never, ever become a Chunin.

Ash Ketchum speedruns destiny. Day one: Catch shiny Magikarp. Day two: Evolve it into Gyarados. Day three: Save Charmander. Day four: Recruit a thousand-year-old Ghost Pokémon. Day five: Make Team Rocket question every life choice that led them here. The Gym Leaders think he's talented. His traveling companions think he's lucky. Team Rocket thinks he's a demon in a red cap. None of them know the truth: Ash already lived this life once. He already knows every move they'll make. He's already won this game. He's just here for the New Game Plus.

As the newly appointed 12th Fatui Harbringer of Snezhnaya, with the nickname of the [Ausbilder], or The [Instructor], Bai Luo feels a little uneasy. This is because the Cryo Archon has given him a task: to go to Inazuma as the Snezhnaya Envoy. As a world traveler, he knows full well the consequences of going to Inazuma—he will definitely be targeted by Raiden Shogun. However, if he doesn't go, the Cryo Archon will also target him. So he chooses to employ a traditional technique that everyone tend to use from time to time in his previous world. Slacking off.

Forget the Sharingan. Forget the Rinnegan. This Hyuga awakened the Bya-God-gun! One punch to destroy a mountain. Two punches to end a war. Three punches to make the gods themselves flinch. This is the story of the Hyuga who didn’t follow destiny—he obliterated it.

“I gave you my soul in my last life. In this one, I’ll settle for your crown.” ~ In my first life, I was the devoted Queen. I waited two months for my husband, King Lauren, to return from the front lines—only for him to walk through the palace gates with a beautiful young maiden by his side and a decree in his hand: ‘She would be the new Queen’. And because of that evil beauty he brought to our kingdom, I died a discarded "nobody," executed for a crime I didn't commit. But death didn't take me. It sent me back. I woke up on the morning of his return. The crowds are cheering, the flowers are blooming, and my husband is about to humiliate me in front of the entire kingdom. But he doesn't know I've changed. He doesn't know I've returned with a special skill that makes me the most dangerous woman in the room. Before he can introduce his "New Queen," I hand him the one thing no one in this kingdom has ever dared to ask for: Divorce papers. In our land, a Queen asking for divorce is an abomination punishable by stoning. But Lauren thinks I’m bluffing. He looks me in the eye, tears my petition to shreds, and growls, “You are my wife. I will never stamp those papers.” He thinks he is keeping me trapped. He doesn't realize he has trapped himself in a palace with a woman who knows every one of his secrets—and is prepared to burn his kingdom to the ground just to see him sign his name. My goal is simple; I will make him fall... not in love, but to his knees. Since he spent my first life making me cry. I’ll spend my second making him bleed.

[Game Characters + Memes + Final Tragedy + Protagonist Drama Queen] Mu Yang transmigrated to the continent of Teyvat, obtaining the Character Popularity System. As long as he gained enough popularity points, his strength would grow, and he could even customize his own storylines, which would inversely affect the parallel world of Earth. Thus, Mu Yang began his wild antics. Meanwhile, on parallel Earth, Discussions about him in forums and livestreams grew more and more fervent. "The new character is way too handsome, fam, I'm crying rivers!" "What did this sudden character just say? That he's gonna slay Stormterror?" "I, the Honest Truth Sovereign, declare that Mu Yang is definitely the one who assassinated the Geo Archon! If I'm wrong, I'll top up your constellations for you!" ... Later on, players began to realize— Every year during the Lantern Rite, all the Liyue characters would reunite, Yet Mu Yang was never among them. When his backstory was slowly unveiled, The entire internet cried out— "MiHoYo, stop hurting Mu Yang already!" "He's suffered too much!" "We miss you, Yang..." And what did Mu Yang himself have to say about it? "Hahah!" --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

(Protagonist Isekai + Character Persona Reversal + Comedy + Plot Brainstorm + Genderbend MC; all plotlines are from the author's imagination, character fans please proceed with caution) Have you ever considered that there might be another version of [Fate's] script? What if March 7th became a cold, elegant beauty, transforming into the new generation "Ice Cube" of the team... What if the Dragon Lord power Dan Heng inherited was the "healing" half, burdening him with the train's logistics management... What if the Welt who came to this world was the world-saving, transcendent version... What if even under her dignified and graceful exterior, Himeko also hid a little-known heart... With the appearance of characters like the ultra-high-presence Arlan, the trashy Asta who likes to raise "Pompoms", the genius Herta with super social anxiety, and others, the original "Trailblaze" journey begins to unfold along another storyline. --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

[Pure Male-Oriented Narrative Style Perspective][Enter at Your Own Discretion][Gacha Character + Self-Designed Path][Over-the-Top Creative Energy + Live Stream Comments] At first, players only saw Leon as a scheming amusement-seeker, a 4-star meta character, and also a 5-star meta character. In the story, he is a reliable adult who values his companions more than his own life. A good friend who offers players many benefits. Until, in a certain storyline, Leon casually said something: “Let me tell you a secret—I was once an Emissary of a deceased Aeon, a remnant of a perished Path.” Players: “Dad, you must be joking. How could a joker like you have knives (tragic backstory)?” No one paid attention to what seemed like a playful remark. However, as Leon’s past was gradually revealed, knives (heartbreaking moments) struck straight into their hearts— Players’ tear ducts were universally hit with Weakness Super Break. “Wuuu, stop with the knives, stop! The knives are about to make me go stupid!” “The writers must have some psychological trauma—have some mercy!” “Dad, you’re truly… too great!” Who could have thought that every word Leon said back then was nothing but the truth? --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

Transmigrated to the Age of Gods in Greece, and became Jason. Wait, Jason? You mean the Jason who provoked the traitorous witch Medea? Jason? You mean the Jason who looks like a great hero, but is actually just a plaything of the gods?! Jason? You mean the Jason whose life seems glorious on the surface, becoming a great hero whose fame spreads through the ages, but in reality is full of hardships, ending in tragedy without a peaceful death? No, I don't want a fate like that! Therefore... "Teacher Chiron, I want to drop out. Being a hero? I can pass on that!" ---- A re-translation Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

(Daily life, transmigration. The protagonist has the superpowers and appearance of Saiki Kusuo, but he is not completely Saiki Kusuo—this setup feels more relatable.) Due to a small accident, he transmigrated to another world and inherited the Saiki Kusuo template in a somewhat well-off family, discovering that he possessed superpowers. From the initial excitement, it gradually faded away. Later on, he just wanted to live a normal daily life, but unfortunately... Shiina Mahiru: "Saiki-kun is really such a gentle person." Kubo-san: "Saiki-kun is indeed very interesting." Shikimori Miyako: "Right after the school year started, you saw this side of me. I originally wanted to become a very gentle person." Kitagawa Marin: "Whoa, I didn't expect Saiki to like cosplay that much too!" Shiraishi Junta: "Saiki-kun is the only one who notices me every single time, and he's so nice to me." Izumi Yuu: "For some reason, being around Saiki-kun always gives me this strong sense of security." Saiki Kusuo helplessly shook his head. [Yare yare, what a hassle... but even so, daily life has to go on.] (The Angel Next Door, Shikimori-san, My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected, Himouto! Umaru-chan...)

[Light screen exposure + Rocks Pirates + True “God Valley Incident” + Weak male protagonist, strong main storyline! ] [Already played through the Summit War of Marineford, Roger ushering in the Great Pirate Era, the Admiral contention, the decisive battle between Whitebeard Pirates and Blackbeard, the strongest enemy “Z”! Operation Z, Red-Haired Shanks' songstress! True God Valley, Harald's death! ] The world-wide light screens descend, the true God Valley Incident is completely exposed, the World Government collectively breaks down! Extending from the Summit War of Marineford to Roger ushering in the Great Pirate Era, from the Admiral power struggle to the fall of the Whitebeard Pirates, from Z's revenge to the frenzy of Red-Haired Shanks' songstress, all the earth-shattering secrets of the future pirate world are laid bare for all to see! The secrets hidden by the World Government are revealed to the public, everything will come to light……

Xue Guiying dies by his own hand. Born an illegitimate Omega into a family that treated him as a burden and a bargaining chip, he spent his first life enduring every cruelty they had to offer. When they finally found a use for him, it was the worst possible one: an arranged marriage to a man who broke him completely over five years. Abused, assaulted, and stripped of all dignity, Guiying chose the only exit he believed was left to him. Then he wakes up five years earlier, whole in body if not in spirit, with the full weight of everything he remembers. Before his family can lock him into the same fate, Guiying walks into a civil affairs bureau and marries the first willing stranger he finds. That stranger turns out to be Liu Liuxian, scion of the most powerful family in China and a top-class Alpha who is, apparently, just as eager to escape an arranged marriage of his own. What follows is a marriage neither of them planned and both of them slowly begin to want. Behind Liuxian's cold exterior is a man of quiet, unexpected gentleness. For Guiying, learning to receive warmth without flinching is its own kind of battle. He did not come back to fall in love. He came back to win. Yet somehow, both things begin to happen at once. Because while Guiying is falling, he is also methodically dismantling everyone who destroyed his first life. And his former husband, unwilling to accept Guiying's new life, is making that task considerably more dangerous. In the end, every person who wronged Xue Guiying meets the ruin they deserve, and he finds himself standing in a life that is finally, entirely his own, with a man beside him who chose him back. This time, he does not have to die to be free.

We advocate gender equality over here. Smut for both boys and gals :D —————— Hi, Alex, I'm Angela, you remember me, right? Oh no, no, I am talking to you. Please don't believe I'm talking to anyone else. I was once just a typical finance student who hates her life and hates everyone else's life even more. But on March 30th, They found me, and on March 31st, I was recruited as one of the twelve Zodiac Warriors. No, not zodiac signs. Chinese Zodiacs, based on twelve different creatures. I received the emblem of the Dragon, by a specific someone too paranoid to reveal themselves to me. But I'm not complaining, because my powers includes a shapeshifter that obeys my every whim. What are my duties? Rifts to another dimension open up occasionally, and the Zodiac Warriors are the ones maintaining the barrier, preventing both dimensions from an all-out war. Oh, and stop crimes like a friendly neighbour Spiderman, I guess. —————— What's good, Amelda? Oh, you don't remember me? Yes, yes, it's you I'm talking to, I'm Ivan. On March 30th, a mysterious cloaked Them found me, and They blessed me with superpowers on March 31st: the emblem of the GOAT. Fuck! A goddamn wish come true it was! Especially since my powers include a shapeshifter, who can literally shift into the objectively most sexually attractive woman. Did I abuse my powers because of that? Of course I did, what the hell? Tell me you wouldn't, go on, tell me. She literally obeys my every whim, it's not my fault to get freaky... My duty? I don't really care much about that. I only do what a specific someone orders me to do because I work with 小龙女 (translates to Little Dragon Lady, pronounced Xiao Loong Nü), and she needs her 杨过 (pronounced Yang Guo). Didn't get the reference? Well, can't blame ya, it's about a famous Chinese story. Don't tell her but, sometimes I tell my shapeshifter to transform into her, and we... we... uh... Damn it, just read my story. —————— New chapter every time the short hand of the clock hits one, Pacific time.

In this world, nobody ascends alone. You rise with your kingdom — through wars, through losses, through every moment that should have finished you but you overcome it and broke through. Everyone who arrives gets the same deal. A universal system, a voice, a blank patch of nothing and the nerve to call it a kingdom someday. See, people built some wild things here. Underwater Civilizations. Cloud empires. Cities inside trees so massive they have their own weather systems. Floating eldritch continents that only seek conquests and horrors. And more. Genuinely breathtaking stuff. But mine tops them all. The ones that came before me are history. The ones that came after me are comparisons. And the ones that tried to surpass me? Good stories. Tragic endings. Want to see how that happened? Then get onboard. It's a wild ride. #Kingdom Building. #Strong/OP Growth MC. #No-Harem. #Progression Fantasy. #Summons. ------ [ Discord: https://discord.gg/MSM9Gp3Jxz ]

The fantasy novel The Demon Seal is a book I had the unfortunate idea of reading several years ago... and then conveniently forgetting about. The plot is painfully simple: the dazzlingly beautiful Clarissa receives a mysterious demon's seal. Sounds intriguing, right? Well, the seal conveniently comes with an automatic marriage to the very demon who placed it. And of course, the package also includes the essentials - dangerous trials, plenty of tears, assassination attempts, palace intrigues, a few dramatic fainting spells, and endless suffering... all while wearing beautiful dresses. Of course, at some point the story introduces a beautiful prince-mage. Noble, dazzling, tragically silent, and suspiciously perfect. He saves Clarissa, defeats evil, breaks the seal, and - naturally - marries her. And they lived happily ever after. The end. No unexpected twists. No moral dilemmas. No gray areas. Everything is so sweet it practically makes your teeth ache. And that brings us to the question of the century: Why, out of all possible worlds, did I have to reincarnate into this mediocre novel?! And here's the best part - I'm not even the main character. No. I'm an NPC. Fantastic. Just fantastic.

Characters: Jade Taylor (Lee Yeona) / Kim Min-ho Plot: Jade Taylor, an ADHD disorder, which she keeps under control with dance. She is a talented dancer, choreographer and singer, who dreams of making it in the world of Korean idols. Born in Seoul to a Korean mother and an American father, after their divorce she lived in Los Angeles, but returns to South Korea to participate in a musical talent show. Korea has remained in her blood, as well as the shame of not being accepted by her maternal family where her grandfather, the founder of a huge electronics industry, repudiated her because she was the daughter of an 'oegug-ui', or a foreigner. Jade wants to redeem herself and find her place in the world, but she will have to clash with the rigid discipline and rules of the country, as well as the obstruction by her family. Min-ho is the leader of Reb3ls, a new emerging idol group, winner of the last national competition. He has discipline, talent, character, but he is an empathetic and available young man towards the young artists whom he encourages and advises during the selection of new talents. A relationship is established between the two boys ‘on the skin’, made of emotions, secrets, heartbeats and regrets that will lead them to meet and get lost between Korea, the United States and Italy, in a succession of plots that will involve other idols, all the members of Reb3ls and various characters from international fashion and cinema. Will they be able to find what they are looking for, but above all, themselves?