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After getting revenge for his murdered sister, he was gifted with a proper deep fry courtesy of the electric chair. Once he was cooked to a well-done crisp, he expected to wake up to fire, brimstone, screaming souls, torture demons with forked tongues, and the same three Nickelback songs on loop. Instead, he woke up somewhere far less expected. Want to know where? Read the novel. Or, you know... just look at the title. I really didn’t plan this part through, did I?

Traveling through the world of One Piece, I unexpectedly became Roger's younger brother. It's hard to imagine that Roger, who is over fifty years old, could have a teenage brother. But while my brother became the Pirate King, I was utterly talentless. Fortunately, at the age of sixteen, I discovered I had a possession system. By possessing Ip Man, I gained the mindset of a martial arts grandmaster. By possessing Gai Nie, I acquired the art of the Hundred-Step Flying Sword. By possessing Li Xiaoyao, I mastered the Shushan Sword Techniques. Think that's all? You're wrong! Pain, Itachi, Ichigo Kurosaki—if I have money, I can possess the spirit of anyone. This is a world where money can make ghosts do your bidding!

Marriage means different things to different people. For Thalia Kim, it means survival. Five years ago, she died on her wedding night. Not in a dramatic, metaphorical way, but quite literally, with a broken bottle driven straight into her heart. She had only been doing what she always did. Men could never fully handle her, and they rarely stayed conscious after. So when her third husband went still, she assumed he had fainted, just like the others. He hadn’t. He opened his eyes, saw something he shouldn’t have, and panicked. Before her power could take effect, everything went wrong. That was how she lost her first tail. Now she only has eight left, and worse, her core is already starting to break. If it collapses completely, even a year would be considered lucky. So yes, she needs to get married again—not for love, not for happiness, but simply to stay alive long enough to become human. The plan is simple: find someone, get married, survive. It would have worked. If she hadn’t proposed to William Carter. A man her sister is clearly afraid of. A man who does not look like someone she can control. And more importantly, a man who should have refused without a second thought. But he didn’t. He said yes! Just like that, without hesitation, without question, as if the decision had already been made long before she even asked. Now, things are already starting to go wrong. Her ability doesn’t work on him. She doesn’t know what he wants. And he doesn’t seem like the kind of man who makes careless decisions. Which leaves her with one very inconvenient problem... This marriage might keep her alive. Or it might end exactly the way her last one did.

“So I’m the one who has to do the work of the Protagonist in this life?” ... Mateo Estes was never supposed to be anything special. He was an orphan abandoned by his shelter at seventeen, and a young man who floated between one miserable job to the next, he had learned very early that life would not hand him miracles. Stability came only after years of grinding, after sharing rooms with strangers, after budgeting every cent until he could finally afford a cramped one-bedroom apartment. His biggest achievement was not glamorous, but it was his: a career as one of FaceLive’s most ruthless anime and manga reviewers, a voice that could destroy or crown a series with a single stream. By the time he turned twenty, Mateo had built a loyal following through a single, brutal principle: honesty. If a story was trash, he said it. If a heroine was written like a cardboard prop, he mocked it. If the worldbuilding fell apart, he tore it limb from limb. His latest target was a manga with a famously long title…「Ore wa shujinkō dakara, mochiron utsukushii hiroin-tachi o sukuu！」, a series recommended endlessly by viewers who insisted he would love the setting. And he did… at first. The Crest power system had potential, the academy concept was refreshing, and the political tension of the Great Clans gave it weight. But everything collapsed under horrendous execution: heroines who fell in love because the protagonist breathed near them, plot armor thicker than steel, and a President’s daughter powerful enough to defeat an A-rank monster getting kidnapped by a C-rank rookie. It was, in Mateo’s words, peak stupidity. He rated it a 3/10 on stream, roasted it for several minutes, and logged off feeling lighter than he had all week. Even a $10,000 donation couldn’t compare to the satisfaction of honest critique. He slept peacefully that night, unaware that the universe had taken his rant personally. When Mateo awoke, nothing was familiar. His apartment layout had shifted, the cheap furniture replaced, and when he reached the bathroom mirror, a stranger stared back… a six-foot blond hunk with defined muscles, sharp features, and the exact face of the protagonist. If that wasn’t bad enough, he got his System shortly after 「Role Assigned: Protagonist」 「Mission: Save the Heroines」 「Failure: Erasure」 He was cooked…

I Fucked the Goddess of All Things on Day One… With Nothing But My Dick! "Hahahaha, oh pathetic mortal. How do you intend to subjugate me, a goddess?" The goddess asked provocatively. Her overwhelming, impossible beauty spills from a sheer dress that hides nothing. She cups her god-sculpted breasts, thumbs teasing the hardened peaks, while her wide hips and thick, juicy thighs sway with mocking arrogance. The very air drips with her ripe, mature scent. Seeing her mock me while shaking her voluminous breasts and voluptuous lower body, I felt more aroused than angry. I'm definitely not an overpowered character on the level of a web novel protagonist. Nor am I a born munchkin or a genius. But. "With my dick." Let's just go for it. Screw the destined hero path. From this moment on, I’m the Debauched Hero—a shameless conqueror who only hunts older, voluptuous women and bends them to my will. The arrogant Goddess of All Things is first on the menu. One thrust at a time, I’ll turn divinity into dripping, moaning submission. *** Just read it. THE COVER Belongs TO OUR GODDESS #Netori #NoNTR #OP #Godess #Breeding #MILF #Widow #NobleLady #Smut #HandsomeMC #DILF #Oyakodon #Hero #Mercenary #lewdMC#Tragedy #Demons #Monsters #Taboo#Dark #Harem #SmartMC

I have a superpower. I literally cannot lose a bet. Sounds great, right? Wrong. Because of this "blessing," I died a virgin and woke up in a world full of magic, monsters, and knights. To make matters worse, my new body has a heart condition and zero magic power. My only survival tool? A Gambling System that forces me to win. It sounds cool until you read the fine print. Win a fight? Sure, but now I smell like a corpse for three days. Dodge an attack? Easy, but now everyone looks at me like I’m a pervert. Save the Princess? Done, but now she’s terrified of me. I don’t want to conquer the world. i just want to get married and live in peace! Is that too much to ask for the luckiest man alive? Apparently, yes.

a story about a power hungry half human half demon boy who was estranged by his childhood friend, best friend and step sister. Kaneki Higanbana was estranged by 3 girls when they got into high school because they fall for a guy name Ryueki itadori. one day he accidentally met Ryueki itadori's childhood friend and crush Natsuki Mizutani who has the ability to see the "color" of a persons soul they soon became friends and as soon they became friends Kaneki told her about him being estranged which made Natsuki mad. though he kept their names a secret. and so Natsuki is doing her best to make him happy. and so their secret friendship had started. and at the same time, the same girls Shino Tanaka (childhood friend), Yuuka Mirai (best friend) and Miku Higanbana/Tachibana(step sister) who felt so much guilt after realizing they've hurt Kaneki so bad. are trying to fix their relationship with him.

The world was swallowed by a mysterious fog overnight—an event now feared as the Fogalypse. Civilization collapsed, monsters were born, and humanity was forced to survive behind walls. In the year 2090, Kaires, a notorious troublemaker at Rustvale Academy, lives a reckless life with no real purpose—until one night changes everything. After sneaking into the deadly Rust Forest, he discovers something that should not exist… a relic from before the Fogalypse. From that moment on, his fate is no longer his own. Marked as one of the “Chosen,” Kaires is dragged into a hidden truth behind the fog—one that could either save the world… or destroy what little remains of it.

Synopsis After wrapping months of nonstop filming, A-list actress 'Su Long' finally collapses from exhaustion in her hotel room. But when she wakes up… she isn’t in the real world anymore. She has transmigrated into the very historical drama she just finished acting in. Even worse.... she’s not the heroine. She has become Su Long, the notorious evil wife of the powerful General Fu and the cruel stepmother of his two young sons. In the script, this woman’s ending is miserable; exposed, abandoned, and left to die alone. And she has awakened on the very day the Fu family is framed for treason, stripped of titles, and sentenced to exile. But unlike the original Su Long… this Su Long has a secret. A calm voice grants her a system, along with an infinite storage space a world within a world, filled with resources, tools, medicine, and endless potential. As guards escort the disgraced family toward exile, Su Long simply crosses her arms and smirks. > “Exile? Ha! I have an infinite space.” Determined to rewrite fate, she decides three things: 1- survive 2- protect her two little boys, including her in-laws 3- and turn the cold, indifferent General Fu into her little fan boy.

Thrown into a strange new world with his classmates, he awakens to chaos, monsters, and powers beyond imagination. his hidden Swapper Class seems useless, until its true nature is revealed. With this power, he fights to survive, forges new bonds, and uncovers the forgotten history of the world…

[Horror Game Developer : My games really aren't that scary!] I hate horror. From the skittering sounds of footsteps racing behind me, to the soft yet unnervingly cold whispers curling around my ears... All of it. I hate it. So much so that I start puking whenever I reach a certain threshold. And yet, I am a Horror Game Developer. A crappy one at that. So, given my lack of ability, I decided to quit. And yet... [Congratulations, you've been selected for the Horror Game Developer System!] Nope, I don't want it. Let me quit. ※ Note : Your world might experience some changes. But don't worry! It's part of the game! *** This is a story about a game developer who hates horror, but has no choice but to develop games scary enough to traumatize people. You want to curse me for making you piss your pants? If that's the case, who do I curse? *** An SCP inspired story with its own twist! Discord : https://discord.gg/FK7ZQU3b9p

R18 ( No One 17 and Under Admitted ) Hot college girls, Milfs, Married Women with chad overpowered MC There will be lots of cool fights and action with juicy hot sex and Netori sex scenes. Jaden was a loner, an introvert bullied to the point of death. In his final moments, he wished for a life where he could be the main character That wish was granted, and Jaden was reincarnated as Austin, a tall, handsome, and irresistibly attractive college student in a sexually driven world where everything revolves around pleasure In this new world, Austin quickly realizes that sex isn't just a way of life—it's a source of his super power. Every sexual encounter makes him stronger, faster, and more capable Austin soon discovers that with the help of his newly found powers he has to fight the evil forces that threaten the world along side his hot girls

Arthur found himself in the Marvel Movie Universe! "But appearing right on a battlefield amidst a hail of bullets, what kind of start is that?" "And why is my golden finger the Disassembler from DNF?" [Equipment Disassembled Successfully!] [Advanced Sniper Rifle Shooting Experience *100] [Equipment Disassembled Successfully!] [Advanced Martial Arts Experience *100] [Equipment Disassembled Successfully!] [Brilliant Battle Soul, can enhance physical attribute strength!] "Can it enhance to a level stronger than the gods?" [That's just the starting point!] "Then let's keep disassembling!" "..." (Hey Guys, I am translating this novel here and I will try to maintain a good quality for my translated chapters. For everyone's confirmation, I am translating it with my own efforts and I am not copying it from other websites. So give me your reviews and tell me if you like it)

R18 ( No One 17 and Under Admitted ) On one night, a boy named Ezra is abandoned on road by his father. Aeri, a kind-hearted college student, takes him in and raises him as her own. As years pass, Ezra grows more manly with time and is now deeply in love with the woman he calls "Mom." To support Aeri, Ezra takes a job at the most famous brothel in town—a vibrant and lively establishment where beauty, desire, and drama intertwine. Working as a host and a male escort, he finds himself entangled in heated encounters, passionate affairs, and thrilling action as he navigates the challenges of the trade without letting Aeri ever knowing about his secret work. Ezra’s journey is filled with unexpected twists, romance, and adventure.

Hello, I'm Grimm Andersen, currently in the slums of Lugunica. Is anyone nearby? If so, please let me know. Because I went out of character (OOC) while cosplaying Roswaal, some crazy woman named Elsa started chasing me and attacking me. It's outrageous! Is character design really that important? If anyone is nearby, please hurry up and buy a dragon car on the Guapi Used Car app to pick me up. I still have five silver coins left, and we can go to the Succubus Tavern for a drink together.

Synopsis: The concept of this fanfic is easy to understand; the MC, Ramon Young, is reborn into a fictional world with a cooking system, populated by characters from various cartoon shows, including Family Guy, Rick and Morty, American Dad, and many, many more. His goal, create a successful restaurant empire, a massive harem, and enjoy his new life. --- Author: Hello, potential reader, if you're debating whether or not to give this fanfic a try, let me tell you what you can expect. This piece of fiction will primarily be a slice of life, comedy, and romance. Though I do have plans for some more exciting and action-based plot lines later in the story. Naturally, there will also be smut and a large harem. If that's not your cup of tea, I understand, just pls don't leave a one-star review and expect me not to delete it. If you read 'large harem' with caution, let me assure you that each potential harem member will have a fleshed-out storyline and romance plot. And finally, if you're more interested in the cooking and sim aspects of this fic, I promise you won't be disappointed. I've gone through painstaking effort to create a well-thought-out progression system where Ramon will have to manage modifiers, recipe management, skill leveling, perks, traits, restaurant upgrading, and so much more. If any of the above sounds the least bit interesting, read a few chapters. It doesn't cost anything! --- Disclaimer(s): 1. All characters depicted sexually are of legal age, and will be adapted and changed from their source material to fit this criterion. 2. Please suggest any cartoons/TV universes that you would like to see added to the book. I only have a couple to start with and would love some more. 3. I have a Patreon where you can view R18 character art FOR FREE. It will ask you to become a member, but you don't have to pay for anything! However, there are several paying membership tiers for advanced chapters if you are so inclined and want to support my work. Cover is by JousneyStudios!

Fleur arrived at Hogwarts with the thought of winning the Triwizard Tournament as the best Witch in Beauxbatons, and as a Veela, she knew her own worth and she would win the Tournament, so what happens when a wizard named Harry Potter from Ravenclaw becomes her biggest rival? Her biggest obstacle to winning the Tournament? And maybe something more? (Enemies to Lovers) (Harry/Fleur Only)

Being transmigrated wasn't in Reis's bucket list. Being so in an unpredictable world with danger lurking everywhere? Not even in his nightmare journal. So he definitely isn't thrilled when his soul is literally dragged out into a void and forced into a foreign body. Or about the blue screen of doom, trying to convince him that everything was exactly how it was supposed to be. Like hell it was right for him to be in line for the throne. Surely, Reis had run out of luck. But that didn't mean he was foolish enough to play hero. No. Why must he sacrifice his peace for something so foolish? Reis just had to wait. Until the royal family let their guard down, and he had enough money to escape far away. Just enough to escape heaven's eyes. And someone promised to help. Someone who didn't even know how to hold a human right side up. The fearsome guardian, who, for some reason, picked the weakest human to bother. It cost Reis half his mortal soul and a bit more, but what can he do? Escaping the throne is more important than dignity. Once the trouble's off his shoulder, he'd find a peaceful land to settle in and spend the rest of his mortal life lazing away. The perfect escape plan. But how is he supposed to escape from this so-called guardian again, at least before losing himself entirely? Well, not anytime soon. *** Antihero, bitter MC X Villainous, transcend level ML.

For the ten-million-dollar prize, Darian is grinding through a massive virtual game called “Marvel World.” What he doesn’t realize is that from the moment the game began, he was already transported into the real Marvel Universe; becoming its only player. From cutting deals with Tony Stark to outsmarting Hydra agents and walking straight into S.H.I.E.L.D.’s crosshairs, Darian treats every encounter like a quest to be cleared and every hero like an NPC with loot to drop. To everyone else, he’s an unpredictable anomaly, but to himself, just a gamer following the mechanics. Nick Fury: Darian is an excellent agent, but he's a bit of a snob. Every time a mission is issued, he skips over it. Tony Stark: I can't believe it! The other day, Darian and I teamed up, and I came back with only my underwear left. Banner: I'm the exact opposite. My only underwear was stolen, and in a rage, I transformed into the Hulk, making headlines that evening. Thor: Darian claims he's reached 1000 Justice Points, then he raised my Mjölnir Hammer and ran off... When the world questions his methods, Darian just shrugs and says, “I’m just playing by the rules.”