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Please Someone Uninstall my System

A guy from our world dies. Tragic? Sure. Unusual? Not really. What is unusual is where he wakes up next. Reborn as Uchiha Itsuki, the son of a respected clan elder during the era of Minato Namikaze, things actually look… decent. Strong bloodline, political standing to get jutsu's and mentor, and most importantly, time. The Uchiha clan hasn’t yet walked itself toward its massacre. So yes, the future is a ticking bomb. But at least he has time to prepare. And a cheat. A summoning system. Which sounds amazing. On paper. A system that lets him summon a person and an item from other worlds. Heroes, villains, geniuses, warriors. Knowledge, tools, artifacts from different universes. Skills beyond imagination. The kind of ability that should guarantee survival in a world like Naruto. And is first summon is a kage level Gyarados. But what makes a summoning system truly broken. Not the summons themselves. Not the rare artifacts. Not even the possibility of otherworldly knowledge. It’s control function or slavery function to be blunt. No matter who you summon, hero or villain, saint or psychopath, they obey. They become loyal tools. That’s the rule. That’s the expectation. That’s the part Itsuki’s system forgot to include. Every summon arrives with their own mind, their own goals… and absolutely no reason to listen to him. A hero might mess up. A villain might kill him. An idiot might ruin everything by accident. And the worst part? He doesn’t get to choose, can't stop the system to not summon. Every year on his birthday system gives him a birthday bomb. Now, stuck in a clan destined for annihilation, armed with a system that creates more problems than it solves, Itsuki must find a way to survive a future he knows is coming… While dealing with the disasters he keeps summoning into existence. Which includes the Hyperbeam the Gyarados is charging. Power? Questionable. Allies? Unreliable. Sanity? Rapidly deteriorating. If this is supposed to be a cheat, someone seriously messed up.
the_perverted_1 · 1k Views

How did i end up with my sister's ex-boyfriend

How Did It End Up With My Sister’s Ex-Boyfriend When his older sister is left emotionally shattered after a painful breakup, Jae-min makes a reckless decision—he’ll get revenge on the man who ruined her. That man is Kang Jihan: twenty-five, wealthy, polished, charming, and infuriatingly untouchable. To everyone else, Jihan is the perfect heir with a perfect smile. But to Jae-min, he’s the reason his sister can no longer smile the same way. So Jae-min comes up with a plan. He’ll get close to Jihan. Make him fall in love. Make him trust him. And when Jihan is at his weakest, Jae-min will leave him broken—just like his sister was. It should have been easy. Jae-min is young, attractive, and bold enough to turn flirtation into a weapon. He knows exactly what he’s doing… or at least he thinks he does. But the closer he gets to Jihan, the more his revenge begins to unravel. Because beneath the effortless charm and cold perfection is a man far lonelier—and far more dangerous—than Jae-min expected. What was supposed to be a game of seduction becomes something messier, darker, and impossible to control. The lies grow heavier. The lines between revenge and desire blur. And when Jihan finally discovers who Jae-min really is, Jae-min is forced to face the one thing he never planned for: What if the person he wanted to destroy becomes the one person he can’t let go of? In a story of guilt, obsession, and revenge gone terribly wrong, How Did It End Up With My Sister’s Ex-Boyfriend is a psychological BL about two people who enter each other’s lives with secrets—then stay long enough to ruin themselves for real.
The_source · 13.7k Views

MAYABINI

Check Out: I Am Not A Pro Fourteen years ago, the youngest daughter of the legendary Sunaina family disappeared. A tragedy, a mystery. A family drama big enough to make an entire mansion run out of tissues. The Sunaina family searched everywhere for their lost child. And after 14 long years...They finally found her. The only problem? They expected a cute little daughter who would run into their arms crying. Instead, they found Maya. -------★★------ Maya is an orphan living quietly in a small rented house in the countryside. She has no money. No powerful background no legendary bloodline. At least, that's what she thinks. She has no idea her birth certificate is basically a hidden treasure map.She is just trying to survive her ordinary life. Unfortunately...the universe looked at her peaceful existence and said: "That seems too easy. Let's add some chaos." ---------- One day at school, Maya meets Mahi Sunaina—the terrifyingly influential head of the Sunaina family. Everything seems normal. Until Maya notices the bracelet on Mahi's hand.Her only thought was: "I think I am doomed." Wait a minute... why does this feel like a suspiciously important plot device? And just like that...Her quiet life ends. 'Congratulations, Maya.' You have unlocked the 'Secret Rich Family Daughter' achievement. Rewards include: - Confused relatives. - Endless family drama. - And absolutely no peaceful days. ---------- The Sunaina family finally gets their missing daughter back.But they soon realize something terrifying. The little girl they lost 14 years ago is gone, the person standing before them is someone completely different. Maya is intelligent, she is suspicious of everyone.Her trust level is lower than a villain's chance of staying dead after a dramatic final battle. The family wanted their daughter back. They got a mystery instead. _________ This world may look like a beautiful romance fantasy. A world filled with destiny, miracles, and characters who somehow always meet at the perfect dramatic moment. But Maya knows the truth, She knows how this story ends. So, she has one simple response:"No." -------- From now on, everyone is a piece on the board. Family members? Potential allies. Enemies? Potential problems. People with suspicious smiles? Definitely problems. -------- Maya doesn't want to be a hero. Unfortunately, fate has other plans. And fate has never learned that forcing a stubborn person into a story usually creates a bigger disaster. ★★★★★★★★★★ NOTE : Attention, dear readers. Before you start searching for romance, love triangles, or a collection of handsome characters fighting for Maya's attention.......... Please stop. The romance department has been permanently closed. The harem application form has been lost, rejected and permanently deleted. Please do not send requests; she is already busy managing disasters. TAG: Female MC SCHEDULE: 1–2 Chapters / Week CHAPTER LENGTH: 3500–4500 words ----------- WARNING: Maya is not a hero. She is not a perfect angel who forgives everyone after one emotional speech. She is not the kind of protagonist who sees someone crying and immediately says, "Don't worry, I will save you!" Her first thought is more likely: "How is this my problem?" She is cynical, complicated, and definitely not a walking sunshine generator. She may even make you ask: "Am I supposed to support her plan or call someone?" If you want a sweet protagonist who helps everyone in trouble....... This is probably not your cup of tea. But if you want to watch a girl with a complicated past challenge destiny, family drama, and the ridiculous rules of a fantasy world... Welcome. The chaos begins here. ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ I am a new writer, so please forgive any spelling or grammar mistakes. I am still learning, improving, and trying to make this story better with every chapter.Writing a story is easy...Until grammar appears as the final boss. I hope you enjoy the chaos.
Orsa · 116.8k Views