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This isn't your average Sunday sermon. When the sun sets in this America, the real monsters come out— Chainsaw-wielding hillbillies, wax museums that never existed, cursed cabins in the woods, clown cults, dream demons, haunted dolls, and unclassified anomalies prowl the shadows... And right in the middle of it? Gideon Black, who woke up one day as a priest—armed with a divine leveling system. Now, he blesses suburban homes, exorcises demonic squatters, and offers life coaching to emotionally exhausted ghosts. With skills like: [Soul Insight] – spot a demon’s weak point before it spots you. [Psychological Counseling] – because even monsters need therapy. [Holy Water Blessing] – one drop of holy water, entire haunted house purified. [Gospel Hymn] – a church event so powerful even Hellhounds stay home. But Gideon is cautious—too cautious. He doesn’t fight unless the odds are stacked in his favor. He double-checks the salt lines, proofreads his holy verses, and once quarantined a cursed toaster just in case. When the Apocalypse finally arrives? Satan: "This guy solo'd my dungeon and left a Yelp review." Fallen Angel: "Even I pray to him when I get scared." Cthulhu: "@！？xx(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻" God slams the table: “You guys are weak—go train harder.” Unlock exclusive access to advanced chapters: patreon.com/A_divin5 Raw: 这个神父很强却过 分谨慎

Okazumi Tsutomu lived an ordinary life, but it was in death that his life would truly start. Tsutomu is given the chance to reincarnate in Naruto's world as Haruno Sakura with cheats. Unfortunately for him, he is given the wrong character template cheat due to a clerical error: the Let’s Aim to Become the Best Kunoichi, Kyuun~ Manyuu Chifusa Breast Flow System. With this joke of a system that allows her to steal other women's breasts, can the new Sakura survive until the end of the story? Or is there more to Breast Flow than meets the eye? Read and find out! (This will mostly be a comedy, so don't expect too much degeneracy or smut lol)

I am the same guy (Venerable Mountt Tai) trying to publish this on Royal Road. A normal Warhammer 40k fan while listening to some majorkill videos talking about the emperor and his sons. Thought to himself, "Wow the Emperor was a dick, I bet I can do better." Yet he never imagined a certain dick would take it personally and drag him into the 40k verse to stand by those words. Note: I'm completely new to writing so my format will be weird until I get used to writing. I'm writing this because I'm a huge WH:40k fan and I've always wanted to write something myself. I've been learning lore in my off time but there's still a lot I don't know. So don't expect any diamonds here, just inconsistencies.

A man is in massive debt, until he pays with his life. Against all odds he awakes from his coma with a new found talent. The power to control probabilities.

Once every 10,000 years, the heavens open, and the Mortal Realm is cast into turmoil. The Great Reset begins—a cosmic reckoning where empires fall, beasts awaken, and only the strongest carve their names into eternity. For those who survive, the path to the Astral Realm and the right to claim divinity awaits. Raikai, a warrior forged in storms, wields the power of the Celestial Iron Body Cultivation, his flesh tempered into living steel. His Death Arms—twin scythes bound by chains—dance like a mythological dragon, crackling with lightning, capturing and tearing apart those who stand in his way. Beside him stands Shinryu, swift and precise, blessed by the Celestial Tiger. His Death Arms, a pair of white leather gloves with retractable claws, strike with divine speed—every slash a whisper of the heavens’ fury. Together, they ascend the path of blood and power, bound by brotherhood yet tested by fate. Their bond is their greatest strength, but in a world where the Death Arms grow with their wielders—feeding on their victories and failures—power often demands a terrible price. As the 10,000-year Reset begins, ancient titans stir, forgotten sects rise from the shadows, and primordial beasts long thought extinct awaken. The heavens will bear witness as Raikai and Shinryu defy the gods—or die trying. In an age where flesh is reforged into iron and weapons evolve alongside the soul—two brothers will challenge destiny itself!

The second compilation of my Harunaru stories. ( BOOK I ) Haru Hyoudou & the Demon King of Sixth Heaven Falling into a magic circle is one thing. Meeting a scary gun lady inside of it? That was scary. But turning into her, succeeding her, and inheriting her legend? Yeah, that was the icing on the cake. Haru Hyoudou was perfectly fine with that, though, and if anything, the gender change was secondary. (Or so she learned.) ( BOOK II ) Princess of Chaldea & the Great Holy Grail War Haruka Fujimaru the Mistress of Chaldea, desperate for more SSRs, accepts a mystery man's offer to replace a Master in a Great Holy Grail War. With knowledge of the future and her only SSR fighting beside her in real life, Haruka plots to mess up the entire storyline just for the 1000 Saint Quartz reward. ( BOOK III ) Beloved Daughter of Gremory Reincarnation, it's a funny thing. With hopes of it happening, one of the most pure souls gets her wish. Family. The one thing she truly wanted more than anything else. ( BOOK IV ) Haru Hyoudou & the Great King of Destruction Haru Hyoudou found himself involved in a figurative "holy war". A grail that can grant omnipotent wishes? Fast way to become a Harem King! ... if he can survive the other enemy Masters first. Hey, at least he's got a smoking hot Servant with him! ( BOOK V ) Haru Hyoudou & the Fox Priestess of Peerless Beauty Haru Hyoudou was always normal. And a pervert. The odds of him ever finding a girl were slim. So when Yuuma Amano approached him, there were no words that could described the happy feeling in his heart. And then she attempted to kill him, revealing her true nature. At that moment, however, Haru's desperate pleas for someone to save him woke something inside of him. A secret that he was not aware of. Something that a certain vampiric troll is watching with great enthusiasm. ( BOOK VI ) Red Emperor Roar Haru Hyoudou always have a corrupt and perverted mind. But after his training with Tannin the dragon king, he refused continuing to be the perverted fool. Watch as this new Emperor takes the supernatural world by storm while creating a new path bathed in a crimson glow. ( BOOK VII ) Fire & Star Naru Namikaze, one of three jinchuuriki siblings. She was the Village Pariah and Forgotten Daughter to the citizens of Konoha, but to some she was a huntress, a swordswoman, perhaps even a knight. After one fateful night, the girl decided to tread upon the path less traveled by, the path to a legend. Atalanta-like Naruko! Arturia-Like Naruko! fic. ( BOOK VIII ) Maiden of Void Tsuna was kidnapped as a child and Nana fatally-injured because of Nono and Iemitsu's visitation attempt. When taken to Fuyuki to be sold to a contact, Fuyuki Fire happened. Because of this, she gained a connection to the Root through her Origin... and gained her first Guardians in her foster family who gained a will to live through her. But what happens when the past comes back? OC as Fem Tsuna fic. Reborn! x Fate crossover. ( BOOK IX ) Beloved Daughter of Grigori Uzumaki Naruko was given to Zelretch by Kushina after he showed her the kind of life Naruko would live and in turn Zelretch gave Naruko to Azazel to raise as his adopted daughter. Now as Naru Branwen, she has become well known to the supernatural world, along with being given the Down Fall Dragon Spear. ( BOOK X ) The King of Magical World A child born of darkness and light has the potential to bring peace and prosperity to the world or an Age of Eternal Darkness. How will the Wizarding World and Elemental Nations reacts to such a child? Only time will tell. A Harry Potter and Naruto crossover with elements from Fate series. OC x Naruko. ( BONUS ) Tale of the Harem Queen Naru Nanami, a girl who has no family finds herself caught up in a world full of Devils, Fallen Angels and Angels. Together with her best friend Haru, she won't only learn that death isn't easy, but how to help their friends. Fem OC x massive male harem!

Have you ever felt like you wanted to live a new life as someone else? Have you ever desired to experience a new life without the limits that our daily lives always put us through? Have you ever had the crave for adventure and to soar across endless horizons? Brand New Life Online, a new Full Dive VRMMO promised to make all these dreams come true. Said to be a brand-new experience at life, an incredibly realistic game and acclaimed to be fantastically complex yet simplistic enough for just anybody to understand and enjoy, this virtual reality game quickly took over the entire world of video games, with new players soaring the tens of millions in its first year of launch! Elayne, a young mother, is suddenly thrown into this game because she wanted to reconnect with her daughter, but she’ll quickly find herself delving into endless conflicts, fights, action, and a world filled with history and mysteries… Will our protagonist be able to progress through these challenges all while taking care of her farm, protecting the forest, and also seeking her daughter? Who knows? Maybe she’ll even end up defeating a World Boss! Over 100000 Words available for FREE! Daily Chapters

Lucas transmigrates to a parallel world and is thrilled to discover that many of the classic, brilliant games from his past life don’t exist here. Eager to make his mark, he’s also burdened with an "Emotion Collection System"—where players’ emotions like joy, sorrow, excitement, fear, and anger from his games make him stronger. But why is it so much easier to harvest resentment than happiness? Staring at his point earnings, Lucas is utterly baffled. And so, his career as a game designer takes a… creative turn. In Undertale, players slam their desks and scream: "I’m the one being played by this game!" In Outlast, players shriek: "The locker moved! I quit—NOPE!" In Dark Souls, players cheerfully boot up the game, only to beg: "Leave the Fire Keeper and GET OUT! Take your damn flame with you—we refuse to link it!" In Call of Duty, Soap, Roach, and Ghost meet tragic ends; in Final Fantasy VII, Zack falls in battle and Aerith meets her fate; in Red Dead Redemption, Arthur and John are betrayed… Players collectively rage: "DAMN YOU, LUCAS, YOU SADISTIC OLD FOX! CAN’T YOU BE KINDA TO YOUR PROTAGONISTS?!" When asked by a reporter how he feels about players’ fury, LUCAS smiles faintly: "This isn’t hatred—it’s the world’s players urging me forward! This is LOVE! Thank you all; I’ll keep up the good work!"

Qian Yu transmigrates to the Douluo Continent, becoming Qian Xunji's distant nephew. Awakening his twelve-winged angel martial soul, he is unparalleled in the world! To win him over, Qian Xunji arranges a marriage between him and Bibi Dong, resulting in their daughter, Qian Renxue. For decades after their marriage, Qian Yu dedicates himself to helping her ascend to the Pope's throne, offering various forms of assistance and protection. However, Bibi Dong never forgets Yu Xiaogang, using the Qian family's resources to curry favor with him, all for the sake of getting his attention! After ascending to the Pope's throne, Bibi Dong, feeling her power growing, becomes even more arrogant! At this time, during the Battle of Jialing Pass, Bibi Dong attempts a secret rendezvous with Yu Xiaogang! Having wasted years of effort, Qian Yu decisively divorces her! Unbeknownst to Bibi Dong, her husband, whom she has never truly acknowledged, has long since reached the level of a demigod! His secretly established Jixia Academy has already spread throughout the continent! At this moment, the heavens descend, revealing the rankings of the various Douluo Continent lists! [Martial Soul Ranking], [Power Ranking]... Wu Zetian, Haiyue, Gongsun Li, Li Bai, Mozi, Sikong Zhen... one by one they surfaced! ...[Power Ranking: First Place, Jixia Academy, Dean Qian Yu!]... When the secret was revealed, the entire Douluo Continent was shaken! Tang San: I have twin martial souls, and I can't even get into the top ten?! Shui Bing'er: Why are all the people on the list from Jixia Academy? Qian Renxue: The number one on the list is my father? Yu Xiaogang: Impossible, how could my theory be wrong? I'm not a waste?! Bibi Dong was stripped of everything, and Yu Xiaogang's reputation as a waste resounded throughout the continent. Looking at Qian Yu surrounded by women, Bibi Dong was filled with regret and knelt down on the spot: Husband, can you... Forgive me?

Generally speaking, if I have to get reincarnated into a comic book world, I would hope to avoid the grim darkness of the DC Universe entirely. If I absolutely must end up in DC, I would pray to avoid high-risk death traps like Gotham City—famous for its "simple and honest" citizens. But if I’m stuck in Gotham? Please, at least give me a System. This kid just wants to survive. [Self-Made System Loaded. Please work hard to generate wealth. As the saying goes: Money is power. As long as you aren't penniless, you will always have a chance to rise.] Jude Sharp breathed a sigh of relief, rubbing his hands together. At least he had a cheat code in this dangerous world. One month later. The Dark Knight swooped down from the night sky, crashing through the skylight. In mere seconds, the restaurant staff were left with broken bones and concussions. Jude stood on the sidewalk, staring blankly at the restaurant where he’d finally found a job. There went his workplace. There went his boss. And there went the salary he was supposed to collect tomorrow. "Where is my money?! Batman, I have a shift starting at 8 AM!" Translated and edit of Starting from scratch, Batman crushed my dream of getting rich 白手起家，蝙蝠侠干碎我的致富梦 Author: 火星咖啡 More at : [email protected]/GoldenGaruda

Peter Parker is not a guy from another world who woke up in someone else's body and decided to play superhero with a cheat sheet. He is Peter Benjamin Parker — fifteen, Queens, New York, completely and entirely himself. He has always been himself. It's just that sometimes, in the back of his brain, there's an archive that shouldn't be there. Not memories, exactly. More like echoes. Fragments of a life he didn't live in this universe The genre conventions, the recurring tragedies, the cast of characters who are supposed to show up and what they're supposed to do when they get there. The problem is that this universe doesn't follow any blueprint he recognizes. This isn't 616. It's not the MCU. It's not any specific continuity from anything he half-remembers — it's a new creation, running on its own logic, diverging from canon in ways that catch him off-guard when he's already committed to a plan. His foreknowledge is real. It's also fragmented, unreliable, and occasionally catastrophically wrong. He can be surprised. He can miscalculate. He can almost die. more available at : [email protected]/goldengaruda

Through the Sky Screen’s broadcast, Kaito summons heroes from other worlds and wields strange tools to twist reality itself. With the system he embraces the art of deception—fabricating half-true, half-false futures that even the wisest cannot ignore. Pirates, Marines, and Celestial Dragons alike are forced to accept these visions, no matter how absurd, as if stripped of every defense. In this false future, Buggy the Clown emerges as a nightmare reborn. After twenty years of secret training, his Devil Fruit awakening is said to hold enough power to shatter the Red Line. Former Shichibukai rally to his banner as sworn brothers, and even the Marine’s legendary hero Garp is proclaimed slain at his hands. Behind the laughter hides a vast conspiracy, one that threatens to upend the balance of the world itself.

Stelle's transmigration into the brutal Warring States period of the Ninja World starts with a bicycle accident and a massive cosmic debt. Bound to a Mood Value Collection System, she takes out a loan for 100 consecutive draws, granting her an immortal body, perfect chakra affinities, and unparalleled talent. The catch? She only has one year to live unless she can harvest intense emotional reactions—joy, anger, sorrow, or despair—from the named, canonical characters of the Naruto universe to pay off her debt and buy back her lifespan. To survive, Stelle infiltrates the Senju clan as Mutsuki, befriending the legendary founders of Konoha: Hashirama, Tobirama, Madara, and Izuna. But playing the gentle peacemaker isn't enough to farm the massive points she needs. She begins crafting elaborate, overpowered aliases—from the world-destroying Black Robe Man 'Mie' to the emotionless Root Ninja 'Uchiha Kou' and the Sand Village princess 'Kazushi'. Through these personas, she orchestrates fake deaths, tragic sacrifices, and world-threatening crises, manipulating the entire Ninja World and driving the ultimate canon mastermind, Black Zetsu, to the brink of a mental breakdown. As her web of lies expands and she accidentally ascends to become the Fourth Hokage, the entire Ninja World is left reeling in her wake. While her friends mourn her fabricated sacrifices and her enemies tremble at her overwhelming power, Stelle continues her chaotic, hilarious quest to pay off her trillion-point debt. In a world meant for tragedy and war, she proves that the true god of shinobi is an immortal troll with a system. [Raw: 火影乐子文：马甲遍忍界撩完就跑] === CATEGORY & TAGS === Category: Fan-Fiction Tags: Transmigration, System, Overpowered, Multiple Identities, Comedy, Naruto, Female Protagonist, Manipulative

Jiro was just scrolling through some Naruto clips before bed, unaware that every edit was being simultaneously transmitted across all timelines of the Shinobi World. Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't bear to watch the replay of his own life. The Uchiha clan discovered their future of annihilation. Madara Uchiha fell silent as he watched "The Truth of the Infinite Tsukuyomi." Namikaze Minato trembled and wept as he read "The Life of Naruto." Naruto Uzumaki learned to form Rasengan ahead of time. Orochimaru, meanwhile, fell into deep contemplation while watching "The Complete Collection of Failed Immortality Experiments." When Jiro finally edited together his own imagined "Perfect Naruto Ending," the history of the entire Shinobi World veered irrevocably toward an unknown point of divergence.

"Is it flat, is it round?" "Shhh! Don't ask such again!" "Is the planet a flat plane, fixed in place or is it a sphere, spinning and revolving? Should we refer it to a planet or a realm? Confusing questions, I must say...almost stupid. Because, weren't we taught in school?" "You're right but merely looking, you realize that things seem not to add up. I have seen the Sun in the Sky." "Oh stop the cap!" "I'm serious!" "Yeah, right. Keep on with the fantasies!" "I know it's flat, I know it." •Multiple resets. •Destructions. •Erasure of history. Who knows? Could it be real? MC: Kelun_Kenmaru [KK]

NO SMUT. My name is Michelle, and I was murdered by the two people I trusted most—my fiance and my stepsister. Sickly, powerless, and foolishly kind, I couldn’t even fight back as they took everything from me. As I lay dying, regret was the only thing I had left. I thought of all the stories I once loved—tales where villainesses lived boldly, took what they wanted, and never begged for love that would only betray them. For the first time, I wished I could be like them. Then a voice answered. [Congratulations, host. You’ve been chosen for the Villainess System.] When I opened my eyes, I was no longer the girl who died. I had transmigrated into the body of Seraphina Helene Valemont—a woman feared, powerful, and destined to fall—in a world of magic and nobility. Armed with a mysterious system that rewards ruthlessness, punishes weakness, and pushes me toward becoming something far darker, I now stand among scheming nobles, manipulative royals, and enemies who hide behind perfect smiles. But this time, things will be different. Love? Trust? Mercy? I already died for those once. This time, I will be ruthless. This time, I will survive. And if this world insists on casting me as the villainess— Then I will become the most unforgettable one it has ever seen. After all… this is exactly what I wished for.

In this world, people are not killed by monsters… but by what they fear. After his sudden death in his previous world, **Kaito Soren** awakens in a world where fear turns into living creatures that destroy everything. Here, there are not just mythical monsters… but real human nightmares. Every buried fear births a monster. A simple phobia can burn an entire city. A broken heart can summon creatures that feed on despair, darkness, and memory. Recruited by the enigmatic "Lilith Domina" — the mysterious hot woman with absolute authority and a chilling presence — Kaito becomes the organization's deadliest weapon against the nightmares devouring the world. But soon, Kaito discovers that there is a **hidden hand** controlling everything from the shadows: "The Instigator" — an unseen entity who plants fear in human hearts then leaves them to transform into monsters, all for the sake of enjoying the chaos. "The Clown" — a terrifying jester who turns death into a bloody theatrical game, and knows Kaito’s secrets more than he should. "The Grand President" — the highest figure in the organization, who seems to know everything… and hides far more than they reveal. With every monster Kaito cuts down, fragments of his lost memories begin to surface. He gradually realizes that his power is not a blessing… but a cosmic curse. And that this world — and Lilith herself — might not be as foreign to him as he thinks. In the end, Kaito realizes that the greatest enemy he faces is not the monsters born from others’ fears… But the fear he cannot separate from himself: "The fear of attachment. The fear of belonging. The fear of trusting anyone… even himself." "Fear is the only enemy I cannot defeat… Because it might be me."

Kael died. And it wasn’t heroic. When he wakes up, he discovers he has been reincarnated by Altus Pervertus — a so-called “celestial archmage” who governs the afterlife while sitting on a sacred toilet inside a stable. Out of pure whim, Altus transforms him into Kaela Orion. New body. Female. New world. Medieval. New class. Extremely rare. Heir of Unwanted Magnetism. An ability that attracts men involuntarily — not through charm, but through curse. Guaranteed humiliation. Now Kaela receives a divine mission: Defeat the Demon King and recover a Forbidden SS+ Relic. In exchange? Maybe she can reclaim her original body. But the real problem isn’t the Demon King. Three other heroes were summoned through the same portal. All powerful. All charismatic. All hiding something. And what if the true enemy isn’t in the demon’s castle… …but in the “heavens”? Dark fantasy. Irreverent isekai. A hidden mystery behind reincarnation. The worst adventure in the universe has just begun.

Hiro is a 16 year old boy who made friends with 12 female warriors that came from the past to the distant future, Hiro and his friends must help them over come the struggle of this new world and help them protect the world from the danger that's about to come

harunaru's compilation of Magical Girl, Yuri, and Female Lead stories. ( STORY #1 ) Queen of the Night Sky Sometimes, our wishes can be granted, even before we knew we had them. Naruko Uzumaki has a wish she didn't know she had granted, and her life turns around, for the better… or, does it? ( STORY #2 ) The Rose of Nakajima Ruby Rose disappeared at age three, lost in the woods of the island of Patch. Twelve years later, Ruby Nakajima of the Saint Church of Belka crash-lands on Remnant, the last living crew member of the Dimensional Warship Archon. With contact to both the Saint Church and the TSAB cut off, she is forced to turn to a local mage named Ozpin, and a family she never had a chance to know. ( Story #3 ) Kaguya Vs Mokou Love Is War! Eirin and Keine finally have enough of the constant and deadly fights between Kaguya and Mokou, and arrange to start a long series of events to hopefully settle this rivalry once and for all. Along the way, the unexpected occurs between these rivals. ( STORY #4 ) A Gamindustrian Tale Gamindustri is a war torn world after the humans rejected the True Goddess. Now years later, in an effort to save themselves, a rebel traverses through the Goddess's holy land, Celestia, in order to convince her to come back and restore the world once again. (Pacifist and Genocide Routes). ( Story #5 ) Nep In the Dungeon Wherein Neptune keeps getting hurled into other dimensions, Bell gets himself a supposedly new goddess companion, and Hestia keeps getting referred to as "Mini-Noire". ( STORY #6 ) Princess of Chaldea & the Great Holy Grail War Ritsuka, desperate for more SSRs, accepts a mystery man's offer to replace a Master in a Great Holy Grail War. With knowledge of the future and her only SSR fighting beside her in real life, Ritsuka plots to mess up the entire storyline just for the 1000 Saint Quartz reward. ( STORY # 7 ) Hope & Despair The Rebel takes the King, the Witness is maimed. One month after Homura Akemi’s ascension and sixty years after the Last Dragonborn defeated Alduin, everything went straight to Oblivion. Literally; “You tore the concept of Hope in two,” Neloth said with a frown, “Did you really think there wouldn’t be consequences?”