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My name's Ben Riley and for the past two years I've been the one and only Spiderman. It's the year 2004 and I am just an average high schooler by day but by night I am a super powered vigilante beating down criminals and killing the worst sons of bitches out there. A lot of sons bitches actually. I like to drink egg creams and sometimes I like to light match's up down to my fingertips just to feeling something...anything really.

Being a goon in Gotham is a death sentence with a delay. Jean has spent nearly his entire life scraping by as a crook, headed for nothing but an early grave. Then a chance to change everything falls into his hands. This is the rise of a goon who's done surviving and is ready to take Gotham by storm.

A failed transmigrator is reborn, luckily arriving in the world of Fairy Tail. Possessing the cheat ability to analyze extraordinary powers, Hope is determined to reach the pinnacle this time. Slaying dragons, vanquishing evil, destroying gods... Law, shattering, imbuing... All magic will be mine! ---------------------- Advanced chapters at p@treon

If you were given the chance to return to the world of Jujutsu Kaisen and stop that old menace before tragedy struck, would you take it? Eichi would. Through an unexpected twist of time and space, Eichi was sent back and obtained the Ten Shadows Technique along with the power to summon Heroic Spirits, abilities he had only ever dreamed of. In this life, Eichi refused to live as an ordinary person. In this life, he chose madness. After all, if every sorcerer is a little insane, what harm is there in having one more? "Take this Wild Rose. It is a new cursed tool I made just for you." "What? That is a gun. My technique will not work with something like that." "Who says it will not?" he replied calmly. "See? This is the hammer. And this is the nail." As he spoke, Eichi placed the bullet into the hand of Nobara Kugisaki, whose eye twitched uncontrollably. "This world of jujutsu is rotten to the core," he said. "And now it is time to change it." Yet as Eichi pushed forward toward what he believed would be a happy ending, he slowly realized something unsettling. When everything was finally over, he and his companions arrived at the Eternal Throne one after another. ---------------------- Advanced chapters at p@treon

Myriad Heavens: Rise of the Rune God - Synopsis Note: This Novel is complete. "I dodged Truck-kun with a parkour backflip. That should've been the end of it." After evading certain death with sick moves, genius programmer Runar thought he was safe—until the truck transformed into a freaking autobot and apologized for having to kill him anyway. "I just graduated from Truck Reincarnation Academy! I can't fail my first mission! My classmate will mock me." Now reborn on Telstra, a world where cultivation meets sci-fi, Runar discovers the ultimate cheat code: runes are the programming language of reality itself. While everyone else grinds through cultivation realms, he's copying physique runes, optimizing techniques, and debugging the universe. But in a cosmos where aliens hunt humans, ancient supremes have left for realms beyond, and power is everything—staying low-key might be harder than he thought. One day, he'll find that desperate truck and give it the beating it deserves. There is a second novel after the ending of the first one. After Chapter 346. Begins a new Chapter 1. I CAN COPY TALENTS FROM MYSELF ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE - SYNOPSIS Ash awakened His Boundless Origin Martial Soul. It allowed him to break free from the space-time of his universe and resonate with infinite versions of himself across the multiverse. From those parallel selves, he could permanently copy any talent, skill, knowledge, or ability they possessed. No talent? Copy a supreme one. No skill? Copy it. Failing exams? Copy the knowledge of a scholarly genius. Stuck in cultivation? Copy the comprehension of a parallel self who already solved it. There are Various versions of himself out there. One was a peerless martial god who dominated the galaxy. One was a cold scientific monster who rewrote the laws of the world. One was a Taoist immortal who walked alone above the heavens. One was a carpenter who reached the peak through pure craft. One was a general who never lost a war. And this is just the tip of the iceberg of his Martial Soul abilty. In a world that measures everything by talent rank, Ash Apeiron starts at the very bottom. But with infinite versions of himself to draw from, the gap between him and everyone else is about to become irreversible. Martial Path (energy stored in the cells) 1. Body Refining Realm (Rank 1–9) 2. Martial Apprentice Realm 3. Martial Master Realm 4. Martial Grandmaster Realm 5. Martial King Realm 6. Martial Emperor Realm 7. Martial Sovereign Realm 8. Martial Saint Realm 9. Martial God Realm Beyond Martial God 10. Martial Void Realm 11. Martial Star Realm 12. Martial Cosmic Realm 13. Martial Multiverse God Realm Immortal Path (energy stored in the dantian) Same structure, simply replace "Martial" with "Immortal" (Immortal Apprentice → Immortal Multiverse God Realm). More Cultivation paths will be added in the future, like Mage path, Curse Path, Soul Path, Puppet Path. Also, I mainly write comprehension novels. I believe knowledge is power. So, most of my main characters in my novels are always book smart. Consider supporting me on https://ko-fi.com/sorion Or donating on Paypal to [email protected]. Don't send me weird emails

When the forest chooses a boy, the world must face the consequences. Mokshit was an ordinary student—until a mysterious event deep within a dying forest awakened powers beyond imagination. Plants obey his will, nature responds to his emotions, and an ancient force begins to stir within him. But power comes at a price. As corruption spreads and the legendary Devourer Tree awakens, Mokshit finds himself hunted by the Celestial Order and manipulated by forces that know the truth about his birth. He is not merely a guardian of nature. He is a Hybrid. Born from the powers of creation and destruction, Mokshit may be the world's greatest hope—or its final catastrophe. With his friends by his side and the fate of the world hanging in the balance, he must decide: Save the world... Or save the one he loves. An anime-inspired fantasy adventure filled with mystery, sacrifice, friendship, romance, and epic battles. The forest never forgets. And destiny is never finished.

Traveller: The Myriad Of Planes Author: Bryan_Growl Hello, ladies and gentlemen! Bryan Growl here, the author of this fanfic! Before we begin, I should mention that I'm still pretty new to writing, so I'd really appreciate your comments, suggestions, and constructive criticism. I'm always looking for ways to improve! Just remember to keep things respectful, please. Offensive comments won't be tolerated and will be deleted. Anyway, enough about me. Let's get to the synopsis! Synopsis Well, here's an interesting question: What would you do if you died and, instead of finding yourself in the afterlife, you woke up in front of a goddess? Sounds crazy, right? Well, that's exactly what happens to our protagonist. After an unexpected encounter with death, he gets a second chance at life and an opportunity that most people can only dream of. A fresh start. A new life. A whole new world! And let's be honest, who wouldn't be excited about that? Reborn as Jaden Martin, or simply Jay, he's about to experience a life that's anything but ordinary. New friends, familiar faces, strange places, and adventures he could never have imagined await him. But why stop at just one world? There are countless realities out there, each with its own wonders, dangers, and surprises. And Jay's journey might just take him much further than he ever expected. So, come along for the ride! Who knows what kind of trouble he'll get himself into? Welcome to Traveller: The Myriad Of Planes! Let the adventure begin!

Crimson blood pooled across the luxurious wooden floor, staining the pristine white priestly robes that once symbolized unwavering faith. Aeron stared in disbelief at his killer as his body collapsed backwards, a glass blade protruding from his heart. "Just when I thought I’d finally live a good life in this world… this is how it ends?" "Killed by an Echo, like some worthless nobody..." As his thoughts spiraled, a blue panel flickered to life before his fading eyes. A flat, mechanical voice echoed in his mind: [Ding! Loading complete. System functions unlocked.] [First activation detected. Please select your system foundation.] [A: Shadow Monarch System | B: Heroic Spirit Summoning System | C: MC Mod System …] In a daze, he blurted the first choice that came to mind. "Choosing A... Is that even a question?" What he didn't realise was that fate had something else in store for him. [Scanning host status... Selection failed. Matching you with the optimal option.] [Matching successful: Legendary Unkillable King System] [You can infinitely die and resurrect.]

[Large-scale Male Competition and Asura Field, Multiple Male Leads] [Ditzy Beauty x Gloomy Male Ghost/Black-Bellied Older Man/Pure Love Loyal Dog/Unhinged Arch-Nemesis/Clingy Younger Puppy] Zoe Rhodes dies unexpectedly in a car accident. Before her death, she awakens her consciousness and discovers that the world she lives in is a tragic, angsty BE novel. Several villains imprison the female lead, causing the male and female leads to break up and get back together for many years, and in the end, they even drive the male lead to his death. The good news is, she's just an insignificant cannon fodder. The bad news is, her brother is that wronged male lead! Zoe Rhodes's vision goes black. When she wakes up, she has transmigrated ten years into the future. To protect her brother, she starts desperately trying to make her presence known among the villains, hoping they can turn over a new leaf. Through Zoe Rhodes's unremitting efforts, her brother is safe! The female lead is safe! She is also sa... wait, that's not right?!! Can someone please tell her why, after waking up from a nap, she finds herself lying in the villains' basement?! Zoe Rhodes: I don't know either. They started shouting something about a "white moonlight" and a "cinnabar mole" and then lined up to kiss me. [This is probably a story about a ditzy beauty who tries to tame the villains, only to discover that she is their long-dead "white moonlight", and all the villains are lining up, fighting to be her dog.]

[Surprise! The author is back! This book has resumed updates! Thanks to your overwhelming love and support—and because so many of you asked me to keep going—I've now written the story all the way to the ending, so you can safely dive in and binge it without a single worry. Happy reading, everyone! And once again, thank you so much for all your love!!] Lu Junhan was the most feared man in Hai City — ruthless, untouchable, and destined to die as a villain at the hero's hands. The Koi Princess refused to let that happen. She burned through her divine powers to reincarnate as his three-year-old daughter, Lu Li, fists clenched and ready for war. "I will protect Daddy! No one gets to bully him!" There was just one problem. Lu Li was... a little too enthusiastic. "Daddy, let me! I know how to take people's clothes off!" "Daddy, let me! I know how to cut off hands too!" Lu Junhan, the most terrifying man alive, broke into a cold sweat. To keep his baby girl from going down a dark path, the city's greatest villain quietly retired his sins, straightened his tie, and vowed to become a respectable man — all so his precious daughter would grow up kind, gentle, and normal. It didn't work. But when a certain little demon king showed up at his door, wearing his most innocent smile and calling his daughter "Lili" — Lu Junhan discovered something worse than raising a villain. Becoming a villain's future father-in-law.

【Career-oriented female protagonist + Love-struck male lead + Entertainment industry + Variety show + Satisfying sweetness】 Renee Morgan, a newcomer in the entertainment industry, learns of her predetermined fate as a minor female supporting character in a dream. She is the queen of minor roles, the resilient type, blazing with fighting spirit, illuminating many female stars. Renee Morgan: "...To hell with being a minor character. Anyone who dares use me as a stepping stone, I'll make sure they fall flat." Wendy Aldridge, also a newcomer in the entertainment industry, wants to use her as a control group. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Half a month later, Wendy Aldridge, who was supposed to become famous as part of the control group, ends up being cyber-bullied and is urged to leave the industry? Renee Morgan, who was supposed to be cyber-bullied out of the industry, becomes an overnight sensation and a top-star. The rival company's leading actress, backed by influential figures in the entertainment circle, snatches the main female role, leaving only the role of the female third lead for her. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Four months later, this drama explodes in popularity, all supporting roles become famous, and the female third lead role becomes a classic. The biggest stars, male and female leads, are left with no buzz? ... Later, Renee Morgan finally achieves her dream, winning the Best Actress Award with her acting skills, and announces her relationship on the day she receives the award—she is in love. He's just a regular person. One day, Morgan all over the country sees familiar figures appearing in the news and rushes online to share: Is this the Best Actress's ordinary boyfriend?

When most people retire, they help raise grandkids, babysit, or go square dancing. But when Pei Ye retires, she spends her money raising virtual characters. Before spending: "Trash game. They're not even trying with these cash grabs." After spending: "Amazing! I can splurge AND grind!" Raising virtual characters, you see, can nurture the soul and add a little color to an otherwise dull retirement. And if you raise them well, not only do you build a bond with them, you might even… well…

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.

As a blade of grass, Ji Xiaosong wanted to become an immortal. But having only just gained sentience, she couldn't even leave the hillside. From the Turquoise Pool, a Caiyun named "Rongrong" flew out; she also wanted to become an immortal. But she had no body. By a stroke of accident, Rongrong and Ji Xiaosong teamed up, embarking on a journey of world-hopping through myriad realms. In every lifetime, Ji Xiaosong becomes the mother of powerful figures from the myriad realms, finding suitable fathers for them and raising these powerful figures to adulthood. "My wife is delicate and can't take care of herself, so don't you dare bully her." The protective General pulls Ji Xiaosong into his embrace, looking around warily. The crowd, who had just been bagged in a sack and beaten by Ji Xiaosong: ... "My mother doesn't have much ability to earn money; she can only rely on me." The genius son holds Ji Xiaosong's hand, a look of resignation on his face. Ji Xiaosong, the richest person in the world: ... Everyone thought Ji Xiaosong was weak and easy to bully; how could a blade of grass turn the world upside down? Yet, lifetime after lifetime, she is doted on and pampered, and all things are hers to command.

Xin Huohuo is very unlucky; she accidentally brought home two freeloaders, and they're even seriously picky eaters. What's the use of being handsome! Can you pay with your face? Can you use it for mobile pay? What's more, she also attracted a sinister character, along with a long trail of ghosts. A black-bellied, money-loving girl + a goofy, violent guy + a stone-faced, sharp-tongued guy; the shady dealings of these three rascals. Eighth Lord: (Mysteriously) "Life and death are all gifts from life itself..." Seventh Lord: (Impatiently) "What does that mean? I don't understand plain talk!" A certain Lord: (With a deadpan face) "Everyone, go to hell! Hmm, the girl stays." Xin Huohuo: (About to cry) "This is the ultimate meaning of 'the early worm gets eaten by the bird'!"

The mountain man, an immortal, roams the peak of Qingyun. In the furnace of Yin Yang, he refines, The Great Dao Path stirs within his heart. Luo Chen traverses through the Cultivation World, empowered with a Proficiency Panel. With pill refinement and Qi refinement, he steps towards the Path of Longevity.

After graduating from college and unsure of where to go, Zhou Wang accidentally activated the "Game of Life" system while playing a video game, turning his life into easy mode from then on. We can't return to the past, but we can always change the way we live. Growing through indulgence, advancing with a carefree spirit. ... Zhou Wang: "This time, I'll only be the winner."

"..." Kushida. Oh, She realised that even Ichinose Honami, cut her off like a lizard's tale, not that important. Just like that straight girl, Horikita. 'Didn't you obviously call me Kushida-chan last time? Why throw me away?' Kushida-san was doubting her life. Where did she go wrong? She looked at Ichinose with a cloud inside her heart. _______________ Kushida tried to defend herself, by trying to use her arms to block Horikita away, but she's more fierce than before. Which caused Kushida to moan out loud, feeling a little excited, her face turning red, "H-Horikita-san-! P-Please, stop! Stop! I-I beg you please forgive me!" _____________ Brief Description - After spending three weeks recovering in the hospital due to a car accident, Hikigaya Hachiman thought he had missed the opportunity to integrate into the class. But he was sent a special recommendation letter by the principal. It was suggested that he'll go to Tokyo, Advanced Nurturing High School, which only opened in May. No copyright infringement intended. I do not own Classroom of the Elite and Oregairu. This is a Fanfic! All credit goes to the author of the series, Kinugasa Syougo, and Wataru Watari. Updates - Mon, Wed, Fri, Sun ____________ To Read 45+ Advanced Chapters, and support this novel, pls join me on Patreon. Link - patreon.com/CoteLover Thank you so much for your Support! __________ 1 Extra Chapter - 100 Power Stones! Hope y'all enjoy the story and vote with Power Stone's to motivate and cheer me up!

Fu Yu awoke from a big dream, feeling like the heavens stuffed his mouth with a pie. Everything familiar suddenly became virtual. The work kitchen, the tools he used, the colleagues he cooperated with, and the customers he faced. Everyone and everything has become walking NPCs and auxiliary tools. Daily life and work have turned into main quests that need to be completed and key clues for advancement. A customer ordered a dish of loose sautéed meat slices. Fu Yu took out a piece of fresh tenderloin: [Pork: Freshness: 90%] Held an egg in one hand: [Egg: Freshness: 85%] Heated oil in the pot, prepared starch, and got ready onions, ginger, and garlic. First frying, then stir-frying; the meat is cooked and taken out of the pot, plated and served to the customer: [Ding! Task of one portion of loose sautéed meat slices completed. Reward received: Cooking Experience +10, RMB +100, one oil-draining spatula!] As a chef constantly fed by the heavens, as long as he cooks, he levels up!

The fool of the Old Mu Family, Mu Shuangshuang, who was bullied by everyone, suddenly changed one day! She was not foolish anymore, and she knew how to fight back when bullied. The dirt thrown on her was returned little by little. The once famous fool of a woman suddenly became smart, became beautiful, became wealthy, and even had an admirable good husband by her side, living a leisurely and carefree life from then on! 【New book 'Rebirth Blessed Wife with Space' has been released, old book 'Rebirth Farm Girl is Stunning'】