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Voldemort: “Dumbledore! Lynn possesses dark magic and gathers dark creatures; he wants to replace me and become the new Dark Lord!” (Serious face.jpg) Dumbledore: “He’s just a little too curious.” (Drinking tea.jpg) Lynn: “Dark Lord???!!! No, I didn’t do it. Don’t talk nonsense—I’m a model wizard.” --- I test the poison so you don't have to. For 30+ advance chapters join my p@treon: mrfanficion140

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: “PG” => No One 17 and Under Permitted ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

[Warning: MATURE/R-18 Content] As a reincarnator, Noah was born with extraordinary knowledge. Since childhood, Noah has received hatred from his friends. Due to being born as a human without talent, Noah was forced to forget his dream of becoming a strong expert. But fate has given Noah a second chance, and he now gets the system as his second chance. As time goes by, Noah's knowledge of the world begins to develop—he sees himself as a troublemaker. Earned the nickname the Anomaly by powerful beings, and was also appointed as the adopted son of the Emperor. Noah's entire destiny has changed. *** More illustrations? Join here! Discord Server: https://discord.gg/4yCzqTCUhp *** Others tags: Adventure, Weak to Strong, Strong to Stronger, Killed, Level Up, Revenge, Hated Protagonist, Academy, Netori, No incest, Princess, Priest, Hero, Knight, Dragons, Demons, Magic Mana, Divinity, Skills, Rewards, Potions, Training, Hard Training, Body Enchament, Spirits, Elves, Dwarfs, Necromancer, Beast Taiming, Beasts, Dryads, World Tree, Contract Spirits, Divinity, Holy Magic, Saints, Commander, Milf, Kings, Continent, Imperials, Nobles, Kingdoms, Tournament, Rivals, Emperors, Prince, Princess, Resistance, Conflict, War, Power Level System, Longevity, Cold Protagonist, Goddess, Strong Protagonist, Childhood Friend, Raped, Masochist, Loli, Mystery, Blessing, Hero, Demon King, Ruler, Pregnancy, Threesome, Foursome, Handjob, Blowjob, Armpits, Angels, Time Paradox, Godhood, Great Old Ones, Demon Lord, Demon Sovereign, Supreme Beings, Lovecraft, Chulthu, Outer Deities, Primordial Beings, Overpowered Slice of Life: WPC JUNE 2024 *** Donate me: Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dylanhusand Paypal: paypal.me/dylanhusan *** Disclaimer: the cover on this book is not mine, hope u all understand. No Plagiarisme, No Rasisme, No Cultivation, No Yuri Simp! REMEMBER! NO NTR TO ALL PROTAGONIST WOMEN!

A man gets a second chance at life when he wakes up in the body of a struggling nobody in 1997 Tokyo. Broke, talentless, and stuck in a city still reeling from the economic collapse, he has nothing going for him except one impossible advantage: he remembers the future of manga. And his first choice was DEATH NOTE. With knowledge of masterpieces that won't exist for years, he steps into the world of Weekly Shonen Jump at the dawn of its most legendary era, where future icons like authors of Big Three are still unknown newcomers and the competition for serialization is ruthless. But stolen ideas alone won't save him. His art is rough, his wallet is empty, and the manga industry doesn't care how good your story is if you can't survive long enough to tell it. This is the story of a borrowed genius clawing his way from rock bottom to the top of Japan's manga world! ----- No system, no perfect memory or any OP powers except future knowledge. Stories so far: [Death Note One Shot] [Death Note] This is a translation of a fanfic. All characters, story, and rights belong to the original creators. RAW in pinnned review.

An unlucky guy got transported into New Eridu as Caelus, the infamous galactic trash panda, and gained a leveling system that allows him to access the power of the Path. Watch as the man brought chaos into New Eridu while the residents wondered what had happened to their lives. Note: This fic has bad English because It's not my main language, so apologies in advance. Please don't ask about raw because this fic is the original one. And those who want to know, there's no harem.

All Nemuri needed to do for the next three years of High School was sleep as much as possible for his future. Yet... "Kyusoku-san, are you sleeping again?" Hiyori asked. '...Please don't wake me up.' "Would he mind if I gave him a lap pillow...?" '...Eh?" ---- Not a translation, doing it for fun ---- P@tr30n is Cypresss if you want to support me and read some advance chapters! [email protected]/Cypresss ---- Discord Server link is https://discord.gg/cypresss If you want to talk with me! ----

After a rather unfortunate death, a young woman with aspirations to be an artist, a singer unlike any other, was reborn. Gifted with a second chance at life, in a new world was a merger of various tv shows she knew in her past life, and with a body and name that was the same as one of the largest artists in her past life, she swore to do what she couldn't in her past life. To become the greatest singer to ever live. And this...this is that journey. _____________________________________TAGS: Female MC, Lesbian MC, Fast paced, fast paced love, NO superpowers/supernatural aspects, comedy. Love Interest: Haley Dunphy.

Being reincarnated into a world filled with perpetual violence, unending chaos, and never ending drama has to be the worst feeling anyone could ever experience. Weren't good things supposed to happen when these things happened? At least a guy can get a fade before all this pandemonium ensues right? Join the M.C as he navigates the world of Invincible as the titular protagonist of the series Mark Grayson, and experience how he does things his way; If he lives long enough to do it that is. Book #1 of the "Self Insert" Series. To see more chapters in advance, see other works in progress/being created, and to get a different type of viewing experience. Be sure to check out my Patreon. I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com and other sites https://patreon.com/Vinneer.

Webnovel Power Stone Ranking Results as of September 6, 2026! TOP 100! I’ll release one additional chapter tomorrow. Thank you for voting, dear readers! Please vote for this novel again this week for more bonus chapters! Have a great day and stay safe, everyone! ^_^ your_favtauthoryour_favtauthor · 2 hours ago I took the time to read your story and even left a comment so that you would appreciate it and your efforts would be recognized, but you didn’t bother to reply and just left a like. To be honest, it really upset me Hello, dear reader. Wn banned me from sending messages in their website and app. Wn system is bugged and it saw that I’ve spammed 5 star reviews to many books and it don’t like it. I originally got more than 3000 messages over the years and wn deleted it all. Now I got left with only more than 20 messages and can’t send anymore new ones. I’ve seen your messages same as all my readers also. I’ve replied to them all the time but it doesn’t show in the website or their app. Please know that I always appreciate and thank all my readers for reading my book. Without all of you reading my books, there wouldn’t be any point in writing at all. If you want to chat with me about my books, feel free to join my discord server. The link is down below. I’m active there all the time. Thank you all once again. Be safe, smile, and happy reading! ^_^ WebNovel Spirity Awards 2026 First Entry Book Link: https://www.webnovel.com/book/34709131300072805 W E B N O V E L webnovel.com its about a man who just wants to teach students and disciples and yet inexplicably lots of goddesses and fairies and beautiful maidens enter his life in the most unexpected fashion. ^_^ better and longer synopsis: Lin Feng had a simple dream. Fall in love, get married, maybe have a couple of kids, and complain about life like a normal person. Reality disagreed. At twenty-five, he had confessed to one hundred girls and been rejected by every single one. “Sorry, you’re a good guy, but…” “You’re more like a brother to me…” “I think you deserve someone better.” He had heard every variation. Every excuse. Every polite rejection that stabbed just as sharply as a blunt knife. By the end of it, Lin Feng no longer feared failure. He expected it. After a night of drowning his sorrows, he woke up in a cultivation world. And somehow… he became a teacher again. “Mentor Lin Feng, could you guide me?” Lin Feng stood frozen. Because surrounding him were not ordinary women, but goddesses, fairies, and proud maidens whose beauty could topple kingdoms. He looked up at the heavens, his expression complicated. “…Are you messing with me?” He clenched his fist. “No. I didn’t come here for romance.” “I just want to teach.” The heavens, however… Had other plans. Update Schedule Daily Updates: One chapter per day Power Stone Ranking Goals Top 100: Additional 1 chapter (release weekend) Top 50: Additional 2 chapters (release weekend) Top 25: Additional 3 chapters (release weekend) Top 10: Additional 4 chapters (release weekend) Top 1: Additional 5 chapters (release weekend) Please note that any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, real world events, or locales is purely coincidental and unintentional. The characters, places, and incidents portrayed in this work of fiction are products of the author's imagination. Discord: https://discord.gg/mXMRjzF I used AI-generated images for my characters. If any of them resemble known female characters from anime or fiction, please contact me privately on Discord and I'll replace said images. No copyright infringement is intended. Thank you!

Sahil is a very handsome man and is a certified Casanova who loves to flirt with every girl around. Girls are falling for him evey now and then. While he doesn't do love. All he wants is pure flirting and one night stands with no stings attached. Sahil is hiding something, he did, to get out of a situation. His father put him in that situation along with Manyata. Manyata Singh Rathore is a beautiful, sensible and independent girl. She hates him with everything in her she doesn't even look at him. She wants to teach him a lesson. Sahil is confused about her behaviour, as no girl has ever been able to resist his charm. Let's find out if the certified Casanova would be tamed or not....

My system is the ultimate golden finger... with one catch. It only works after I retire. Thinking he'd found a loophole, Captain Yamabuki Ditang pitched a "Gotei 13 Retirement Plan" to the old man Yamamoto himself. To his shock, Yamamoto loved the idea. "A splendid proposal! It will bolster morale." "Great! So, my retirement?" Yamabuki asked. "Granted," Yamamoto declared. "In a thousand years. Now get back to work." Turns out, the real scam wasn't the system... it was his pension plan. (This is a translated work ) …….. Read more advanced chapters: https://patreon.com/J_Dragon?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

A story in which the Pokémon world explores the madness of the Nasuverse via Twitch Livestream. The poor innocent souls thought that Ritsuka Fujimaru was a normal streamer, from an alternate world where Pokémon didn't exist, but they had no idea his true destiny would drag them all into the grand epic tale that is Fate/Grand Order. Usually updates on Sundays from 9PM -11:30PM PST. Chapter 65 delayed to next week. Crossposted on Questionable Questing and Archive of our Own. *This is a work of fanfiction, I will not accept money for this story as it will fall outside fair use if I do so.*

【Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Dragon Gallbladder Bright Silver Spear. 】 (一_一) 【Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Tree Planting Technique～】 (●—●？) 【Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Trans-Time and Space Teleporter! 】 Note: You can read +100 advanced chapters in my patreon: Patreon.com/Kakarot17

Thrown back into the chaotic 90s, Sean Carter claws his way to the top—using modern knowledge to become the richest arms dealer alive. Just when he thinks he’s won the game… an owl delivers a letter from Hogwarts. Turns out, this is the wizarding world. But Sean isn’t your typical wizard. When Voldemort shows up threatening domination, he doesn’t get spells thrown at him—he gets a gun pointed straight at his face. Boom. Problem solved. Meanwhile, Sean starts reshaping the entire magical world, bringing in tech, shaking traditions, and turning everything upside down. As pureblood pride collapses and even Slytherin’s reputation flips on its head, one question remains—what happens when a modern arms dealer rewrites the rules of magic itself?

Note: This is not your typical werewolf story. It's an absurd comedy. Leave your expectations for angst, drama, and seriousness at the door~ Azura devours stories of fake daughters, hidden heiresses, and satisfying divorces like a fine wine, but there's one genre she can't stand: werewolf romances. Alphas, fated mates, moon goddesses? It's a cheesy mess she actively avoids. So, of course, that's exactly where fate decides to dump her. After a conveniently 'tragic' accident, Azura wakes up in the body of a villainess—her own namesake, no less—in the very werewolf novel she once scorned. Her knowledge of the plot is embarrassingly sparse, limited to the erotic chapters she’d skimmed for curiosity's sake. Undeterred, she formulates a simple plan: befriend the heroine she’s destined to torment and secure a peaceful ending. The result? She accidentally traumatizes the poor girl even more. To make matters catastrophically worse, she doesn't just tangle with one male lead. She snags all four of them. And after a chaotic kidnapping and a night of... complicated events, she finds herself pregnant with their babies. Now, her grand quest for redemption has devolved into a farce of epic proportions. How is she supposed to be a reformed villainess when she's accidentally stolen the show, terrified the heroine, and is now expecting a litter of pups with the four most powerful Alphas in the territory? Being bad was supposed to be easy. Turns out, trying to be good is a full-time, high-stakes, pregnancy-riddled disaster.

One moment, Harry is a prisoner—scarred by war, bound by loss, but unbroken. The next, he’s flung decades into the past… staring into the eyes of a young, dangerously brilliant Bellatrix Black. Now history hangs by a thread. With the future unwritten and both their fates unraveling, they must decide: Will they rewrite the world—or destroy it all over again?

I am LS13 / LS, the author of Devil Horns. I will also be posting this story on Royal Road. Twenty years ago, the world united to kill one man. They failed. Now, in an age where kingdoms rise and fall under the shadow of ancient powers, a new name begins to echo across the lands — Lacod Junyu.

Check Out: I Am Not A Pro Fourteen years ago, the youngest daughter of the legendary Sunaina family disappeared. A tragedy, a mystery. A family drama big enough to make an entire mansion run out of tissues. The Sunaina family searched everywhere for their lost child. And after 14 long years,They finally found her.The only problem? They expected a cute little daughter who would run into their arms crying.Instead, they found Maya. -------- Maya is an orphan living quietly in a small rented house in the countryside. She has no money. No powerful background no legendary bloodline. At least, that's what she thinks. She has no idea her birth certificate is basically a hidden treasure map.She is just trying to survive her ordinary life. Unfortunately ... the universe looked at her peaceful existence and said: "That seems too easy. Let's add some chaos." ------- One day at school, Maya meets Mahi Sunaina—the terrifyingly influential head of the Sunaina family. Everything seems normal. Until Maya notices the bracelet on Mahi's hand. Her only thought was: "I think I am doomed." Wait a minute... why does this feel like a suspiciously important plot device? And just like that...Her quiet life ends. 'Congratulations, Maya.' You have unlocked the 'Secret Rich Family Daughter' achievement. Rewards include: - Confused relatives. - Endless family drama. - And absolutely no peaceful days. ------- The Sunaina family finally gets their missing daughter back but they soon realize something terrifying. The little girl they lost 14 years ago is gone, the person standing before them is someone completely different. Maya is intelligent, she is suspicious of everyone. Her trust level is lower than a villain's chance of staying dead after a dramatic final battle... The family wanted their daughter back. They got a mystery instead. This world may look like a beautiful romance fantasy. A world filled with destiny, miracles and characters who somehow always meet at the perfect dramatic moment. But Maya knows the truth, She knows how this story ends. So, she has a simple response: "No." From now on, everyone is a piece on the board. Family members? Potential allies. Enemies? Potential problems. People with suspicious smiles? Definitely problems. Maya doesn't want to be a hero. Unfortunately, fate has other plans.And fate has never learned that forcing a stubborn person into a story usually creates a bigger disaster. NOTE : Attention, Dear Readers. Before you start searching for romance, love triangles or a collection of handsome characters fighting for Maya's attention ..... Please stop. The romance department has been permanently closed. The harem application form has been lost, rejected and permanently deleted. Please do not send requests; she is already busy managing disasters. TAG: Female MC SCHEDULE: 4 –10 Chapters / Week CHAPTER LENGTH: 3000–4500 words ----------- WARNING: Maya is not a hero. She is not a perfect angel who forgives everyone after one emotional speech. She is not the kind of protagonist who sees someone crying and immediately says, "Don't worry, I will save you!" Her first thought is more likely: "How is this my problem?" She is cynical, complicated and definitely not a walking sunshine generator. She may even make you ask: "Am I supposed to support her plan or call someone?" If you want a sweet protagonist who helps everyone in trouble this is probably not your cup of tea. But if you want to watch a girl with a complicated past challenge destiny, family drama, and the ridiculous rules of a fantasy world...welcome.The chaos begins here. -------- I am a new writer, so please forgive any spelling or grammar mistakes. I am still improving and trying to make this story better with every chapter. Writing a story is easy until grammar appears as the final boss. I hope you enjoy the chaos.

Leopin, a dexterous but overlooked student, is branded "Unemployed" with the useless skill "Poor Dexterity" at the Royal Pioneer Academy. Exiled to the wilderness after a class trial from his class 1-20 (ala 1-T,) he discovers his skill unlocks limitless abilities, from crafting to magic. Thriving alone, Leopin builds a hidden empire, surpassing his peers and unraveling the academy's secrets, proving his "weakness" is his greatest strength.

Kanzaki Tomomu lives multiple reincarnated lives, each marked by quiet devotion to powerful women. As Ruan Mei’s student, his unseen support ends in early death, leaving her to realize too late that he filled her world. As Jingliu’s master, her obsessive love twists into darkness when she discovers his heart was always for himself. Calmly accepting life’s cycle without attachment, Kanzaki Tomomu dies at peace, while the women are left drowning in lifelong regret. --- This is a fan translation of 崩铁：我死后，成就她们的疯魔 The original author is 三十度幻 Edited and Translated by LizTL Please support them! --- Advance Chapters! (patreon.com/LizTL)