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The Archive catalogs narratives that refuse to stay fictional: love stories that collapse timelines, tragedies that rewrite physics, comedies that accidentally spawn cults.

My name is Bai Ye. I run a small stall in Windmill Village and work part-time as a dimensional intermediary. One day, the naval hero Garp complained that my senbei was awful and tried to overturn my stall. I threw him into the otherworld instance! [Ding! Client selected: Monkey D. Garp!] [Dungeon generating... Dungeon World: Naruto!] [Mission Objective: Survive the Third Raikage's offensive, or defeat him!] Garp: "You brat! What kind of hell have you brought me to?!" Me: (Legged back) "A VR experience for one million Berries, what a steal!" [Ding! Dungeon cleared! Clearance rating: S+!] [Congratulations on obtaining the SSS-rank reward: The Perfect Jinchuriki of the Eight-Tails!] [Congratulations on obtaining the S-rank reward: Lightning Release Chakra Mode!] Feeling the surging lightning and tailed beast chakra within my body, I laughed out loud. Who should be thrown in next? Whitebeard? Or one of the Five Elders? (No way, letting others fight to the death while I get the rewards? This system is too awesome!)

[Period Articles, Food, Everyday Life] Food blogger Zhou Yan, reborn in 1984, takes over a bankrupt Sichuan restaurant. In this era of scarcity, he offers diners a taste of high-quality cuisine! Cross-legged beef, husband and wife lung slices, mapo tofu, dongpo pork knuckle, diving rabbit... Stir-fry, sauté, roast, steam, deep-fry, boil, braise, smoke... Each dish has its own unique style, each dish offers a unique flavor! From then on, a small town in southern Sichuan gained a renowned small restaurant. Diners gathered around small tables to feast on cross-legged beef, while young people loved the bobo chicken, and connoisseurs drooled over a bowl of Linjiang shredded eel... The silly little girl looked up from her bowl: "If you want noodles, get in line!" [A pure food article, warm and daily life + Sichuan and Chongqing Tyrannosaurus! ] *Author created to Qing Yu Jiang Hu *I'm sharing this book

Magic is the world of imagination. The great demon Elias, a powerful magician who has crossed over from another world, possesses boundless creative power. After pursuing that magic for a thousand years, he finally chooses to appear before the Great Archmage Serie. “Old geezer… it’s been a long time.” The golden-haired elf suddenly recalls the journey shared by the three of them a thousand years ago...

“I was ripped into this world against my will, so anyone who gets in my way from going back home... I'll show no mercy." … Deklan is a renowned high school bully born with the unique impulse to do bad things. But he turned his life around. He and his father agreed to change for the better after spiraling into depression following the death of Deklan's mother. Instead of bullying, Deklan watched gory horror movies to suppress his impulse, and it worked. It worked so well that the impulse was essentially gone, replaced by an obsessive love of horror movies. Fate, however, played a cruel twist on him. He died. But death wasn’t the end; he was transmigrated into another world. In a world where the metaphysical realm bled into the tangible reality, a world where Ghosts were real, Deklan must find a way to go back home. And if the only way to go home was to become invincible by taming all ghosts first, then so be it. Fortunately, his newfound hobby gave him a powerful blessing. "You don’t scare me. Your face is so generic that at least a hundred horror movies starred you.” "System, this ghost is strong... Use Agna the Red Scarecrow Persona!" "This ghost is fast... use that persona!" "This ghost is so tough... use the other persona!" Others can only assimilate with one Ghost or none. Deklan? He can assimilate them all. Will Deklan be able to become invincible and go back home to reunite with his father, or was his transmigration more than meets the eye? Even if he can, with a fight for survival in every corner, will he come back the same person? … All chapters are 1,800+ words!

After the battle of Sekigahara, Takezo pursued his dream to become invincible. He trained relentlessly, and as a result, he won the next 4 duels with ease. However, his skill drew fear, and a ambush of 20 samurai overwhelmed him and cut him down. He then woke up in a strange and unbelievable world, people wielded abilities akin to magic, and most importantly new mountains to overcome. With this second chance, will he be able to achieve his dreams of being the greatest in this new world?

the world as everyone knew it changed, John though refused to bend or bow, well others seemed to be corrupted and changed by there choices John kept his sanity, or rather had no sanity to hold onto as the voices in his head that others beside his best friend dismissed as imaginary become more prominent, as he sets out to make his mark he learns the nature of the changes to the world, finding out more and striving to get stronger and to kill the so called gods who where responsible for it, but everything comes at a cost. Ps. This story is writing itself, so all the twists and turns are by its own choice as I'm just the one putting it on digital paper as odd as that sounds, share a stone if you like it and I'll also try to keep as consistent as I can with updates. I have now also begun cross posting this work :-)

Ashburn Malik, 23, is a business graduate stuck behind the counter of his father’s failing shop in the desert city of Ashrock. Bills pile up. Opportunities slip away. His dreams of success are dying. Until one night, a voice whispers: > “System initializing… Fortune Ledger online.” The Fortune Ledger isn’t ordinary. It doesn’t give money—it tests choices. Ashburn receives small amounts of capital to invest, but every decision carries weight: profit for wisdom, loss for greed, rewards for kindness. Good deeds return as mysterious blessings. Smart investments unlock new skills. Helping strangers for free leads to unexpected allies, hidden opportunities, and life-changing encounters. Walking the line between ambition and morality, Ashburn must build his future one choice at a time. Will he become a cold investor chasing power… or rise as a leader who builds an empire through courage, compassion, and risk? > In this world, fortune isn’t granted. It’s earned.

Haruto Namikaze's lived was suffered for having a powerful teleportation abilities, he is scorned by his Quirkless parents for being different. But for the first time ever, he has formed a goal: he'll put these abilities to use by becoming a hero, at UA High. And he might even find a nice a girl in his time there.

Note: I'll try to get the character's name and gender's right and also correct some grammar issues, so please support this book. This is a translation so if ever I left out or missed some mistakes, please put it in the comment section so I can correct it. —————————————————————————————————————— Standing before you now is— A Devon Corporation board member, founder of Team Rainbow Rocket, reverse-type master, World Championship Winner... Legendary Trainer Lu Ye recalls the scene of his very first livestream and sighs nostalgically: “Believe it or not, my original goal was just to hit 100,000 subscribers and show my face.” “All I wanted was to make some quick cash and start out as a gaming content creator.” “I never intended to become a Trainer!”

Don't be fooled by the title. I don't even have an iota of ego. I'm the most humble man you'll ever meet! Matter of fact, that's not even me in the picture. I'm WAY more handsome than that generic looking asshole. Anyway, I'm here to tell you a story. My name is Ziyang, and I've been tasked to take that egotistical, drowning in his own self-importance, arrogant piece of a shitfucker down. Atleast, that's what my original task was. Boy, can I not wait to tell you about the clusterfuck I put myself into. Gear up for an excitingly long, wildly adventurous and heart-poundingly thrilling journey, because once you begin, you might just get addicted.

Luna is a 28 year old girl living with her normal life. But what if she wokes up in a dark place and she have a 1 mission so she can go back to her real world. What if she enter a novel? Where 8 boys are obsessed with the heroine? And she is fated to die? All she need to do is to survive. Will she survive until the end? Because of a one mistake, Everything will change. "You deserve someone who is utterly obsessed with you."

DEAD GALAXY SAGA plunges into a sprawling science-fiction future set in 2852. The narrative opens in an era where Earth’s nations, ravaged and exhausted by centuries of devastating wars, were forced to surrender governance to interstellar resource-gathering corporations. This handover established a new galactic frontier defined by institutional corruption, forgotten laws, and deep moral decay. Tiberion Solegard, the head of the technology giant Evoke Systems, took command of the Supreme World Republic (SWR)—a structure founded by these corporations—and maintains absolute control over the galaxy through 12 centralized institutions. His power became unshakeable after he achieved immortality. This extreme consolidation of authority was partly necessitated by widespread colonial uprisings that erupted following the emergence of the Incompatibles. The Incompatibles first arrived in 2438: an advanced alien race that, terrifyingly, could not be processed by the human brain. Any attempt by humans to perceive these invaders often resulted in instant, irreversible blindness or catastrophic loss of consciousness. They were untouchable; no known human weapon could inflict damage. Then, just as suddenly, the Incompatibles vanished, yet the chilling traces and enduring mysteries they left behind never faded. So, what is this story about? Inspector of the Dead Galaxy and Fugitive of the Dead Galaxy The protagonist is Mehmet, an Inspector working for the Bioethical Oversight—one of the SWR's 12 governing bodies. Mehmet is violently jolted awake from a 400-year cryo-sleep due to a minor power grid failure. Because of this catastrophic interruption, Mehmet is afflicted with amnesia; he cannot recall his past, the reason for his slumber, or any crucial details of his life. His institution is barely functional, on the verge of collapse from rampant corruption and bribe-taking. Mehmet’s simple goal is to collect his 400 years of accumulated pay and retire to a peaceful life. However, he is required to complete three final assignments before retirement. As he reluctantly navigates these last duties, Mehmet will find himself tearing through the veneer of the galaxy’s darkest secrets, learning brutal truths about his own past, and struggling to comprehend a universe filled with impenetrable mysteries. Expect From This Saga: A vast, realistic sci-fi universe (featuring intricate institutions, cults, mega-corporations, and political webs) Entertaining side characters Dystopian mysteries A compelling villain R-rated humor and dark comedy A lengthy, multi-part adventure series Warning: This work contains violence, psychological tension, sexual content, and themes that may be disturbing to some readers. It is not suitable for readers under the age of 18.

A car accident has turned a 22-year-old law student into a starving beggar in 19th-century London! A hellish start? No! This is the opportunity for a new beginning! He begins by saving seventeen-year-old Princess Victoria, the future Queen of England! She's entangled in family intrigue, and I, in a twist of fate, have become her only support! "His Highness, Prince Albert? Step aside!" She will be my future wife! Awakening a simple system. And finding herself in the 19th century, she will use the future knowledge of nearly two hundred years of knowledge and history to pave her path to the throne! Palace struggles? I am the mastermind behind it all! The Industrial Revolution? I am a technological leader! Nations flocking to pay homage? No, I am the one leading the new global order! Watch as he transforms from a simple street beggar into a future entrepreneur, claiming the development of new, raw technologies he masterminded in a still-dark age. And watch him become the Imperial Consort, marrying the future Queen, ruling the most powerful empire and shaping the future he envisions along the way.!

Because of a god’s petty ego, Ray is reincarnated into a fantasy world as Lucian Vanheart, a young noble. With nothing better to do, he decides to enjoy his new life—playing with magic, fighting monsters, and adventuring. What starts as a game soon spirals out of control as Lucian accidentally becomes overpowered, gathering powerful and loyal companions who follow him into every chaotic adventure. Before long, his actions begin to shake factions, and he accidently becomes this leader of the underworld—kind of. The story starts as a comedic tone and slowly move towards a little serious tone. I will try to keep the witty sarcastic nature of Lucian intact as much as I can. I hope you all will enjoy it. Give any kind of feedback to improve or such. I will be posting this on royal road.com

Read Advanced Chapters On My Patreon: patreon.com/ayan41x ---- Zeros lived a happy life with his father from a young age. But everything changed when an uninvited guest arrived. From that moment, Zeros understood that weakness was the greatest sin. But unfortunately, it was too late to change everything. But luck was on Zeros' side, and he was given another chance. So, what will Zeros do?

Omegas can't be idols.That's the unspoken rule. They're too fragile, too vulnerable to heats, and too easy to exploit. The industry would chew them up and spit them out, if they even got a chance in the first place. But Han Jiwon doesn't care about rules. Armed with scent blockers, forged papers, and a stubbornness that borders on insanity, he disguises himself as a beta and auditions for Rise Of The Idols —the most cutthroat survival show in the country. One hundred and one trainees enter. Only seven will debut. The competition is brutal. The dorms are crawling with alphas, the cameras never stop rolling, and every other contestant is hungry for a spot. One wrong move, one slip in control, one whiff of pheromones, and Jiwon's dream is over. But he's not just fighting rivals. He's fighting exhaustion, sabotage, and the terrifying pull of instincts he's spent years suppressing. Because if the world discovers that the “beta dark horse” is really an omega… Will it destroy him? Or will he become the first omega idol to shine on stage? Expect: - Secret identity & forbidden romance - Reverse harem BL dynamics - Idol survival show drama & fan culture - Pheromone leaks, heat tension, and protective alpha instincts - Scandals, ships, and an omega fighting to change the industry - Secretive high stakes smut scenes Warning: Mature content, reader discretion advised.

A shut-in suddenly awakens in another world and finds himself reborn as Yoshino, carrying Shiina in her arms. Lost on the streets and unsure what to do, she catches the attention of Toujou Nozomi from μ’s, who brings her home out of pure kindness. Now living under the same roof as the playful and mysterious Nozomi, Yoshino must navigate daily life as a shy spirit girl in a peaceful world filled with music, warmth, and unexpected affection. What kind of gentle chaos awaits in their cohabitation?