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[Horror Game Developer : My games really aren't that scary!] I hate horror. From the skittering sounds of footsteps racing behind me, to the soft yet unnervingly cold whispers curling around my ears... All of it. I hate it. So much so that I start puking whenever I reach a certain threshold. And yet, I am a Horror Game Developer. A crappy one at that. So, given my lack of ability, I decided to quit. And yet... [Congratulations, you've been selected for the Horror Game Developer System!] Nope, I don't want it. Let me quit. ※ Note : Your world might experience some changes. But don't worry! It's part of the game! *** This is a story about a game developer who hates horror, but has no choice but to develop games scary enough to traumatize people. You want to curse me for making you piss your pants? If that's the case, who do I curse? *** An SCP inspired story with its own twist! Discord : https://discord.gg/FK7ZQU3b9p

"Grey, elemental affinity, zero" The Elder announced the result loudly On hearing this, it was like a bolt of lightning struck Grey, he stood there dumbfounded and just stared at the Elder. Shocked voices could be heard from the people and there was some which were also filled with scorn. Grey stood dazed amidst all the noises without any reactions. One word was constantly reverberating in his head, 'How?'. 'Why, why did this happen to me?' Grey asked himself over and over again **************** Unbeknownst to Grey, something greater lies in wait in his body.... *************** Check out the book, leave a review after reading, and also your powerstones. Hope you enjoy this, and Thanks for reading ^_^ P.S: When I started this book I had zero writing experience, so the first chapters aren't that great, although, my writing quality has improved over time. Also, English isn't my first language, so there are some instances where my choice of words are not good enough for what I'm trying to portray. A heads up, the book will be using a medieval setting. My world building is not the best, but it gets better over time, so bear with me on the early chapters! P.S: Cover art not mine I just edited it. If you're the owner and want me to take it down you can notify me. Other novel: Lunar:Secret Guardians Check it out as well! Discord Server: https://discord.gg/gs68a4ZzaN

After a vending machine accident, an otaku meets a deity resembling Morgan Freeman and is reincarnated as Eddard "Ned" Stark to save the Game of Thrones universe. To survive, he secures three wishes: usage of The Force (adapted to the Old Gods and Direwolves), intuitive civilization-building knowledge, and a 10x growth multiplier for training.

"It is our destiny......The one who survives will inherit the title of Boss. And the one who inherits the title of Boss will face an existence of endless and war's never change No matter the era.

All Raiden wanted to do was to farm quietly. After dying in his old world and waking up in the body of a freshly graduated nobody in a world full of monsters that are bigger than the tallest skyscrapers, Raiden made a quick, sensible decision: avoiding danger at all costs. Forget becoming a battle master and monster-infested frontiers, he just wanted to take his little sister Sylvia and retire to their inherited farm to raise sheep. Peaceful, profitable, and most importantly, safe. His master plan? Buy the cheapest Woolie in the market, shear its wool, and live off the profits. Simple, right? What could go wrong? As Murphy's Law states, anything that can go wrong will go wrong. The moment he brought his adorable sheep, his cheat system activated, letting him appraise and improve the potential of anything he touched. And everything started going downhill from there. A few enhancements later, his Woolie is producing luxury wool that has fashion designers losing their minds. And unlike other sheep, this one loved to train and battle, so much that it loses half of it before the sell period. "It's fine," Raiden assured himself. "It's just a sheep. A very profitable sheep." Then it evolves. And keeps evolving. And suddenly his "harmless farm animal" is creating thunderclouds that can destroy a whole continent. He thought the problem was only with his sheep; the rest of the Terra beasts would be peaceful. The real problem, though? Every Terran he rescues thinks the same way: "Master is so kind! He doesn't force us to battle! We must train extra hard to protect him!" Now, all his supposedly peaceful, peace-loving Terrans are challenging wild Terrans to duels while he chucks pills to control his Blood Pressure in the background. His genius little sister is landing scholarships left and right, and the Continental Alliance won't stop sending him tournament invitations he desperately wants to decline. All Raiden wants is to farm in peace, pay off his debts, and maybe—just maybe survive long enough to see Sylvia graduate. Is that really too much to ask? Apparently, yes. [Update Schedule: 7 Chapters Per Week]

Yusaku joins a Yu-Gi-Oh! playtest… and a flash of light later, he finds himself isekai’d—right into the game. This is a world where dueling rules all. There are native “locals,” and there are players from elsewhere the locals call “despicable outlanders.” Local A: “Trying to win with a Blue-Eyes deck? That build’s ancient… wait—why is your Blue-Eyes running a full ‘Sangen Summoning “C” + Spright’ package?!” Local B: “Do you know the pinnacle of Fusion—the limits of Branded? I’ll stop you before your Rank-… hey, what—why are you on Tearlaments this turn?! It was my turn!” Player A: “Ever heard of the Fourth Calamity? Watch what real power looks like—wait, what do you mean that deck isn’t even released yet?! Bro, stop, I was wrong!” Player B: “Weren’t players supposed to stomp NPCs? Why am I the one getting farmed?!” After this keeps happening for a while, Yusaku unknowingly collects a pile of titles— including but not limited to: Famous Fake-NPC Role-Player, Savior of Satellite, Veteran of the Six Summons, Guardian of the Tops, Player Harvest Reaper, Incorrigible Onee-san Chaser… (and 108 other titles omitted). (Reupload: Mainly focus in duels and duel spirits, there are some known characters but there are lot of OC duelists)

Transmigrating into the DxD world, Sai Akuto awakened the Villainous Protagonist System. As long as he acts in ways befitting a villainous protagonist, he earns system rewards. Starting as the Red Dragon Emperor, Akuto steps onto the path of a villainous protagonist. Amano Yuuma: “Who just kisses someone right after they confess? And worse, I couldn’t even resist!” Rias: “Akuto is the boldest man I’ve ever met… he actually dared to sl*ep with me right in front of Grayfia.” ... Traveling through countless anime worlds, Akuto gathers retainers one by one, step by step building his own dimensional empire. Miyamoto Rei: “He didn’t even hesitate—just blew Houji’s head apart. I straight up pissed myself on the spot.” Akame: “What do you mean you ‘have a way’ to keep Esdeath off the battlefield for ten months?” Erica: “Never have I seen such shamelessness! The Witch of Sardinia gave him an inch and he climbed straight onto the bed.” Minamiya Natsuki: “The hell?! How did all the Blood Companions meant for the Fourth Progenitor, Nagisa, get stolen by you?!” ... DxD, Highschool of the Dead, Akame ga Kill, Campione, Strike the Blood, Jobless Reincarnation, Eminence in Shadow, Date A Live, Danmachi… Each world arc won’t drag on too long.

In a parallel world, the anime industry is blooming. The internet is surging, a new generation of teenagers is rising, and competition among creators has never been fiercer, or more promising. Rei Kirishima, who awakens with memories from his past life, debuts as a high-school manga artist. One masterpiece after another, he brings readers joy, emotion, and stories that etch themselves into their hearts, eventually becoming a legend in the animation world. “A legend? A myth? His throne was forged by carving into our hearts, by freezing and reforging the tears we shed! Rei, you torment us!” cried readers, their voices trembling with emotion. His most acclaimed works include 5 Centimeters per Second and Even If This Love Disappears From the World Tonight. .... This is a translation of a chinese FF named: Starting from a Cartoonist to Create Anime Myths

This fic is basically: Ryou(MC) marries Keqing, after that, he awakens a weird buff system, the "Darkened Mode": different body parts enter this “darkened mode" for a limited time and multiply their efficiency. Brain buff = he gets way smarter for a while, eyes buff = insane vision, etc. Also, the organs have "personalities". They can “talk,” so there are a lot of inner monologue between Ryou and his own body parts. The not-so-fun part (for Keqing) is that some buffs make Ryou go wild at night, and Keqing can’t keep up. She gets exhausted to the point she starts skipping work. That’s when she starts seriously thinking: maybe she should invite someone else into the relationship to share the "suffering"… and she sets her sights on Ganyu. The fanfic can be cringe at times, so I highly recommend turning your brain off and just enjoy the ride. Also, quick personal note: I’ve wanted to translate a fic where Keqing is actually important and gets a lot of screen time, so that’s a big reason I picked this one. Happy reading!!

"Mr. Kira, many people believe that the current dueling environment has become increasingly toxic, with dominant trends of heavy traps and defensive, closed-off playstyles. They say this unhealthy atmosphere was brought about by you, as the new generation's Duel King. What do you think about this?" a reporter asked during an interview. "Slander! Pure slander!" Kira was angered by this accusation. "Why say it was me who started this?" "Dueling has always been like this!" It's not his fault. Who let him play Yu-Gi-OH! Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction based on Yugioh. All characters, settings, and recognizable elements belong to their respective creators and copyright holders. I do not own or claim any rights to the original material. This story is created purely for entertainment and non-commercial purposes.

Lucien thought he had crossed into medieval Europe to live out the life of a glorious prince. What he never expected was to awaken in the world of Pokémon. From farming, hunting, and raising livestock to building villages, managing estates, and expanding territories, he begins his journey on a remote frontier. Step by step, with Pokémon by his side, Lucien will shape the land, gather loyal followers, and rise from obscurity to forge the most prosperous kingdom of all. ... This is a Translation Raw: 精靈世界的莊園領主

Kuroha is reborn in the world of Uma Musume, where the greatest racetracks double as school stadiums and legends are made under stadium lights. He’s late to the party: superstar Oguri Cap has already moved up to the prestigious Tracen Central Academy, and future icon Tokai Teio hasn’t arrived yet. Kuroha is stuck coaching in the sticks—until he recruits raw talent Fujimasa March and starts steamrolling the local circuit. With smart training, brutal discipline, and a chip on his shoulder, Kuroha sets his sights on the only stage that matters: The Top!

Kangetsu just wanted one normal day on duty. One. Instead, Hiashi is loudly calling someone “son-in-law” in the middle of official business, Hiruzen is trying to haggle over a “small” fifty million that somehow turns into three hundred million, and Danzo is already acting like the whole village is about to get pranked by fate itself. Kangetsu’s response? A dead-eyed glare and the patience of a man realizing that, in this world, “respectable authority” is a moving target—and apparently it comes with a price tag. But the real battlefield isn’t the Hokage’s office. It’s at home. Yukino sits there, expression blank, voice razor-sharp, demanding answers about Arisu—why her name keeps coming up, why Kangetsu’s attention keeps drifting, and what she has that Yukino doesn’t. Kangetsu tries to explain it the only way he can: He’s “faithful to love.” Yukino’s reply is immediate and lethal: he’s faithful… to his love for *them*. Welcome to Kangetsu’s daily life: a chaotic, comedy-loaded crossover where politics, money, status, and romance/harem collide—and where the most dangerous technique isn’t a jutsu. It’s the “honey trap” of everyday temptation, blowing through his life like a storm.

A virtual reality game set in the Warhammer Universe, featuring a high degree of freedom and incorporating multiple well-known IPs, has become a viral sensation online. Drawn by its popularity, Datch becomes one of its players. Little does he know, the real game is just beginning—and he has already been transported into the actual Warhammer Universe, becoming its sole player. Guilliman: Datch is an excellent warrior, but he never listens. Every time I give him a mission, he skips it. Trazyn: I’m curious how he manages to break stars into blocks. Tau: For that guy, physics doesn’t exist. Khorne: That bastard built a giant pillar and said he’d use it to defeat me. Nurgle: He kidnapped my children, washed them clean, and the humiliation fills me with grief and anger. Tzeentch: All changes are part of destiny, but that bastard shattered destiny itself. Slaanesh: Actually, I’ve already corrupted Datch, but I don’t dare tell him. Datch: I’ve forgotten the beginning, forgotten the end—anyway, let the warp burn. More info at: https://www.novelupdates.com/series/the-only-player-in-warhammer/

Shoved into the backseat of his father's car right after graduation, Riley Hale ended up marching toward a company building with a bagged lunch and a pen. Still in his toga, the fresh graduate never thought he’d land in the office of the continent’s top lizard, err, dragon, as his aide. And that would’ve driven any person wishing for a corporate career to tears. After all, who wouldn’t want to serve the fastest ticket up the corporate ladder: Kael Dravaryn, the infamously elegant, unhinged, and extremely overpowered Dragon Lord of the continent? Well, that would be Riley. The same Riley who didn’t expect to spend his days dodging fireballs, dressing his boss in robes more complicated than dark magic, and serving as a literal target during morning sparring. Now trapped in a job he never truly agreed to, the hardworking aide decided to hold out until it was time for his glorious resignation. But leaving a dragon’s clutches could never be easy, especially one with elemental mastery and a finger worth a private army. Yet, as Riley, who longs to quit, attempts to navigate ancient politics, wyvern threats, and other accidents (many of which are definitely not his fault), he might just hallucinate himself into seeing something beneath his boss’s arrogance and molten glares. Maybe he’d actually care if Riley got turned to ash.

Troy, a 17-year-old halfling, escapes a group of vampire leaders who want to turn him into a weapon. Will he survive, or will he change his fate, and become monster. ---- This is a twilight fanfic, and I own nothing from twilight except the Oc. ---- Before you guys ask> YES, THE LOVE INTREST IS ALICE CULLEN. ---- AV version of twilight, although not much is changed. ---- Please note, I don’t use any type of AI or assistance when writing this fic, so I’m mainly writing it to improve my grammar and writing style, hope you enjoy.

I had a plan: blackmail my extremely powerful boss, Malachai Shaw, into marrying me to get back at my family. He needed a wife to secure his inheritance. I needed a man impressive enough to humiliate my cheating ex. It was a perfect, professional arrangement. Strictly business. Until that kiss in the museum and… everything after.  I accepted that he’s the head of a criminal empire. I don’t care if his family always looks like they’re on their way to a funeral. But why didn’t anyone tell me he’s a demon!?

Have you ever been so happy you awakened not just a superpower, but the memories of a past life? Harry did, and he has to admit—it’s a wildly unique experience. Highly recommended. After a rush of intense, joyful success, Harry’s mind rebooted with the memories of a previous existence, and his latent mutant ability—control over mirrors and glass—snapped into focus. It’s impressive, sure. But in a world where cosmic gods might devour the Earth on a bad day, “impressive” only gets you so far. Now, armed with foreknowledge of the chaotic Marvel universe and a power that bends reflection into both weapon and shield, Harry has one clear goal: become strong enough that neither humans hunting mutants nor the schemes of cosmic gods can touch him. It all begins with a single choice. When Professor X offers a safe haven at his school, Harry declines. He’s seen how that story goes—the endless cycles of persecution and ideological war. Instead, he chooses to carve out a new option: to build his own camp, a new path for those who think like him.

Uma Musume: The Horse Girls Are Peeking at My Diary, Now All of Tracen is Panicking! This is a fan translation/re-imagining of 赛马娘，偷看我日记，特雷森全方了！Please support the original author, 告别亚健康的白鸽酱! Synopsis: Mizuki unexpectedly transmigrated to Tracen Academy, becoming the Trainer for Team Spica and activating a "Diary System." As long as she writes a daily horse-training diary, she receives rewards. However, Mizuki never imagined that her diary would be seen by Special Week, Narita Top Road, Treve, Tokai Teio, Kitasan Black... and many other horse girls. Mejiro McQueen: "Wait, 'Fat Pony' or whatever in the diary... she isn't talking about me, right? Where am I fat?!" Tokai Teio: "Why does everyone know I love drinking honey?" Narita Top Road: "Who are you calling a crybaby? I... even if I win, I definitely won't cry, probably!" Nice Nature: "Why am I called a 'Bronze Collector'? Waaaah, Trainer, you’re too mean!" Kitasan Black: "What's a Support Card? 'Reroll 1,000 times to become God'? What is 'reroll' supposed to be?!" Satono Diamond: "Hmm? Why is everyone calling me 'Freaky Diamond'?" Special Week: "Who is 'Spe-Dumb'? Wait, do I actually have a younger sister?" Agnes Tachyon: "Are the 'Real Horses' counterparts from a parallel world?" Mizuki's diary is full of bizarre information, and the horse girls look forward to it immensely. As the content grows, they even begin to learn about their real-world counterparts in parallel universes... Advanced chapters on Patreon: https://patreon.com/Chungus_TL

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs. Discord server: linktr.ee/FriJie