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Transmigrated into the Marvel Universe as the adopted cousin of Peter Parker, Ben grew up watching fate pull his new family toward tragedy. When a camping trip leads him to discover the dormant Omnitrix, an alien device capable of transforming him into powerful species from across the galaxy, Ben believes he’s finally found a way to change his destiny. But the Omnitrix won’t activate. Desperate to gain power before the Spider-Man origin plays out in blood, Ben takes a terrifying gamble—he eats the radioactive spider that had bit Peter. The result is monstrous… until the Omnitrix finally awakens. This is a Translation and edit of Raw : American Comics: The Matrix 美漫：骇客蜘蛛侠 more available at : [email protected]/goldengaruda

Liam wake up in field full of corpse, in the moment when its look like his second chance of life going to end, strange power came to him and he manage to save himself. Follow along Liam second life in the world of Hunter X Hunter Before the Canon event start. Follow along Liam as he learn his Nen, Develop it, and keep grinding to get stronger to fulfill his dream to travel to the Dark Continent

"Xia Wen travels to a parallel world where entertainment is not developed. Originally, he had secured a wealthy patroness, ensuring a life of luxury. Unexpectedly, because of his laziness, the system forcibly assigns him to film 'Honkai Star Rail'. -------------------------- 'Wait a minute, something seems off. Why are all my company's artists similar to characters from the game? Kafka: Listen to me, just sleep peacefully in my arms. Fu Xuan: Xia Wen, you are such a bad person! Tingyun: Benefactor~ Space comedy, interstellar travel, and other elements lead the way, becoming the prelude to cultural dominance. The vast scope of the series allows not only the filming of the main plot but also gives significant attention to excellent side stories. The story of the Herta Space Station, the great battle against the Doomsday Beast, and the superb special effects make viewers worldwide speculate whether such a world truly exists. The great battle of Belobog against Cocolia, with its plot, leaves people around the world eagerly waiting for updates. Just when people think this is the pinnacle, the audience receive the story of the High-Cloud Quintet, the even more exciting advanced plot of the Xianzhou Loufu, and the even more thrilling 'Penacony'... When Genshin Impact is announced, the entire world goes crazy. ----------------------------------------------------------- patreon.com/LordIsland For Additional chapters! --------------------------------------------------------- This is a translated novel and not my original one. I am just translating for all the readers who are interested. The cover photo is not mine. -------------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/yxR8vQFh

“So I can summon Heroines and Villainesses, but I just have to create them myself? Seems easy enough!” Max lived for one thing and one thing only: a good story. Novels were the only escape in his mundane life. However, all the light novels and manhwas he read had the same problem: Ruining female characters. In all these novels, the powerful heroines and terrifying villainesses were always reduced to one-dimensional trophies obsessed with the MC. They had no goals or purpose of their own. When Max discovered Awakener Supreme, he thought it would be different. It started out promising; a dark fantasy, detailed, consistent world building, a complex magic system and interesting characters. But everything went downhill pretty fast. To please the fans, the dark tone vanished, and the fierce female cast was reduced to shallow fan service. In a burst of anger, Max confronted the lead writer, criticizing him for ruining female characters, and claiming he could do a much better job at creating heroines and villainesses. He never expected the universe to take him at his word. Max suddenly wakes up inside the world of Awakener Supreme, and was given the chance to back up what he had claimed in the form of a unique class. ⸢ You have awakened your Class ⸥ ⸢ Class: Architect - You can create heroines and villainesses and make them your Summons ⸥ ⸢ Class Group: Summoner ⸥ Was Max all talk? Or can he truly create more powerful and consistent heroines and villainesses to help him survive the grim world of Awakener Supreme?

40 GOLDEN TICKETS = 1 extra chapter (will be spread across the week if it's too much. [that will be a nice problem to have.]) 1 Dragon = 2 bonus chapters 1 Magic Castle = 4 bonus chapters 1 Spacecraft = 6 bonus chapters 1 Golden Gachapon = 10 bonus chapters * * * * * * * * * "What exactly is the point of this life of mine?" Lukas Brandt thought to himself as he chugged down a cup of Wheat beer in a local pub in Darmstadt. He had always dreamt of being a professional footballer, he fell in love with the sport when he watched his country Germany beat the Argentine national team in the World Cup final in 2014, with memories of his father hugging him tightly after Mario Gotze scored the goal that gave them the cup. He had been 5 back then, currently 36, but his biggest regret was giving up at the first sight of failure at 15. He had given up his dream of one day representing his country, and died (un)fortunately while trying to save a kid. Waking up 20 years younger and with a system, follow Lukas' journey from an SV Darmstadt 98 academy reject, to undoubtedly the greatest footballer of all time. Set in an alternate universe so some names and events will obviously be changed massively, else it'll just be a biography of a real life player :⁠') ************************ Setting: Starts in 2024/2025 season. So the rivalries is largely going to be with current and upcoming youngsters (Yamal, Doue, Wirtz, Musiala, Mainoo etc.) instead of the past. Release schedule: At least 1 chapter daily. Word count: About 1500 words per chapter on average. This is gonna be a loonngg story, so get comfortable. 40 GOLDEN TICKETS = 1 extra chapter (will be spread across the week if it's too much. [that will be a nice problem to have.]) 1 Dragon = 2 bonus chapters 1 Magic Castle = 4 bonus chapters 1 Spacecraft = 6 bonus chapters 1 Golden Gachapon = 10 bonus chapters + addressing you as "Your Highness" in every chapter's comment section (TT) ******** DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. While the names of certain football clubs, competitions, and figures are used for the purposes of creating a sense of realism, this story is purely imaginary. No association with or endorsement by any actual person, team, club, governing body, or organization is intended or should be inferred. All trademarks and service marks, including club and federation names, are the property of their respective owners, and no infringement is intended. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, beyond those clearly identified, is purely coincidental.

Filled with demonic and cruel monsters, a world where the weak cannot survive. Humans must grow stronger to obtain a normal life. In this wretched world, begins the ascension of a failed man toward the heavens.

In a world where Spirit Summoners bond with legendary heroes to save civilization, I awakened as F-Rank—the absolute weakest. While my classmates summoned knights, saints, and mythic champions, my summoning glitched. The circle turned red, and when the smoke cleared, I was staring at the Tyrant Empress—a Calamity-tier villainess who nearly destroyed the world 8,000 years ago. Everyone calls me cursed. Dangerous. A threat that should be eliminated. They're right to be afraid. Because the Tyrant Empress wasn't the only one who answered my call. And unlike the others, my strength is forged in pleasure. Through forbidden dual cultivation with my villainesses, I grow without end. My name is Cade Marlowe, and I don't summon heroes. I only summon villainesses.

"I believe that if you have a problem, we just need to solve it with firepower. If the problem isn't solved by then, it just means we weren't using enough firepower." In a world of swords and magic, Lucen Thornehart, the eldest son of the Iron Duke, was considered the shame of the noble knight bloodline. No talent, weak, and worthless. Until one day, when a fever awoke his previous life's memories and the knowledge of the class from an old game he used to play, Gun Mage. More than just guns, he creates weapons that have never been created in this life and the last. A sword that heats up, turns crimson, and could melt metal. A rune-engraved gun that mages use to amplify their spells. A giant sword that you would only once see in a video game, which makes an explosion every time it hits an enemy. A gun that is powered by mana and shoots out condensed amounts of mana. Airships, steam trains, and boats. Lucen Thornehart isn’t here to play fair. He’s here to redefine warfare, with overwhelming firepower.

I fixed the soil. I fixed the water. I fixed the crop yields and the infant mortality and the seventeen diseases that kill farmers before their children learn to walk. I did this in the Southern Domain first, and then I did it everywhere else. People thanked me. Some of them fought me. The ones who fought me died, and the ones who thanked me lived longer and ate better and their children grew up without the particular look that hungry children have. I am going to fix everything. When I am finished, no one will suffer. No one will starve. No one will bury a child. A girl from a dead village thinks this is a problem. She may be right. I cannot determine why. ........ I spent thirty thousand years at the bottom of a well, listening to people eat dinner. I know what rice sounds like when it boils. I know the difference between a child running and a child being chased. I know that the old man told the same fish story four hundred and twelve times during my last century of consciousness, and the fish was never the same size twice, and nobody corrected him, and I loved him for it.

A slice of life fanfic for my nuggets, who definitely did not die to An Arbiter and I DID NOT DO A DAY1 RESET I DIDNT I SWEAR FUCK CLERKS, LOVE AGENTS, SACRIFCE CLERKS, LOVE AGENTS ps. this is trash credits to aoruuto for cover

After finishing a tragic novel where the villain is betrayed and killed by his own beast husbands, Li Wei does what any reasonable reader would do. He rants about the ending. Then he gets hit by a car. When he opens his eyes again, Li Wei finds himself inside that very novel, reborn as Su Ningyan, the future villain destined to walk a path of madness, war, and blood. Ten years before his fall. Ten years before his death. In the original story, Su Ningyan’s unstable phoenix beast core drives him toward forbidden power, turning him into a feared villain who ultimately dies at the hands of the men he loved most. This time, Li Wei refuses that fate. He will avoid the villian arc. He will heal his beast core. And he will stay far away from the four terrifying beast princes who will one day become his husbands. Unfortunately, fate has other plans. The academy meant to heal him becomes a battlefield of tension, rivalry, and instinctual bonds. The beast princes notice him far too early, and the more Su Ningyan tries to escape the plot, the tighter destiny coils around him. Because in a world ruled by beast bloodlines and ancient bonds, some connections cannot be severed only delayed. And the husbands who once killed him… may not be willing to let him go again. **** Excerpt Su Ningyan didn’t know where he was. At first, he thought he was dreaming. His body felt warm... too warm... and the scent in the air was unfamiliar, sharp and clean, like lightning after rain. He turned onto his side. And froze. A pair of golden dragon eyes stared back at him from inches away. The man was breathtaking. Long black hair spread across silk pillows, sharp features sculpted as if carved from jade. His presence alone pressed down on Su Ningyan’s chest, heavy and suffocating. His face went pale. “What the—” “You’re awake.” The man smiled faintly. Jun Haoxuan. Azure Dragon Clan. Future Beast King. And, according to the book, one of the men who would eventually become his husband. “Did you sleep well?” Jun Haoxuan asked calmly. Su Ningyan’s eye twitched. He was supposed to be avoiding them. So why was he waking up in the dragon prince’s bed?

In that dreary tower, do you see it? Those stars. Lathell is an aristocrat from the Caileid Family; he was given the golden spoon from birth. From that, he turned into the worst, a playboy and a narcissist, rampaging through every bar and brothel he could set his eyes on. Someone, knowing his reputation, framed him for a murder he didn't commit. Even though he was given a not guilty verdict, his reputation tanked even more. After his family, fed up with his antics, kicked him out, the boy was attacked until a blue-haired priest saved him and led him to the Ashterhall Corp. Daydreamers, a mercenary guild infamous for its bad behaviour and eccentric people. So, uhh guys, this is my first time writing a novel, not a fanfic, so uhhh wish me luck and send me some stones if y'all have em!! Rizz. Hehe, also also this guy's name is Lathell, from brown dust, because he's originally the MC of a brown dust fic I didn't write, so I just use him here. I will not be planning to add premium chapters, aka coin chapters Crossposted on Scribble Hub and Wattpad (No Ao3) Rewritten because the first one was ass. Credits to my cousin for the cover

Aaron Cross, a hustling young man who was transmigrated to another world on one random night. Not just any world, but the world of Solaris, where women were the bread-winners while the men were weak, stay at home husbands. Without any memories and information, Aaron is left to navigate in this modern fantasy world, containing labyrinths, monsters, magic… and of course, the fantasy races. Equipped with a trashy ‘Boy Toy’ class but an overpowered title under his belt, Aaron needs to work his way up the ladder. Or well, he was handsome. Staying at home and raising children was also a good idea, no…? ***

"The saddest songs are the ones only the heart can hear." Don't Mind the Lyrics is a poetry collection for the brokenhearted, the dreamers, and the ones who love in silence. Each verse is a melody of late-night thoughts, whispered regrets, and the ache of unspoken words. From the sorrow of one-sided love to the weight of loneliness, these poems capture the raw emotions that linger long after the world has fallen asleep. If you've ever found yourself lost in the lyrics of a song that wasn’t meant for you, this book is your anthem.

Han Soorin thought landing the job of a lifetime—makeup artist for LUMEN, the hottest K-pop boy band in the world—would be her dream come true. Billboards, music shows, sold-out arenas… and her ultimate bias, Jung Haejin, standing just a breath away. But reality? A nightmare wrapped in designer clothes. Haejin, the flawless leader adored by millions, is nothing like the angelic idol Gleams worship. Offstage he’s cold, sharp-tongued, and impossible to please. The first words he throws at Soorin? A sneer at her “lack of manners” and a warning she won’t survive a week. Yet every day backstage pulls her deeper into their chaotic world—glittering stages, vicious rumors, obsessive fans, and the suffocating pressure of perfection. She sees the cracks in Haejin’s mask, the loneliness behind the spotlight… and against her better judgment, her hatred begins to blur into something far more dangerous. When a scandal threatens to destroy them both, Soorin must decide: walk away from the idol she swore to hate, or risk everything to stand by the man she never expected to possibly... love? ✨✨✨✨✨ [Chapter: 5-20 Update Daily] [Update schedule: 10+ comments or 2 reviews=1 Bonus chapter]

Claimed by a mysterious system and reincarnated into another realm—one where the System grants him game-like mechanics, levels, and skills. In this new life, power is earned, choices matter, and destiny is no longer distant.

Beni was never meant to stand out. Ignored, underestimated, and easily forgotten — he lives where most people stop looking. But invisibility is not weakness. It is freedom. The freedom to observe, to understand… and to control. While others chase power through force, Beni studies something far more dangerous — human nature itself. Every fear, every desire, every hidden flaw becomes part of a design only he can see. Soon, events begin unfolding with unnatural precision. People move as if guided. Secrets surface at the perfect moment. Conflicts ignite… then disappear. No one knows who is responsible — only that something unseen is shaping reality from the shadows. As hidden networks form and influence spreads, one truth becomes impossible to ignore: Beni isn’t just playing the game. He is rewriting the rules of control, loyalty, and fear. But when a mind begins to reshape the world… what remains of humanity — his or everyone else’s?

Through the Sky Screen’s broadcast, Kaito summons heroes from other worlds and wields strange tools to twist reality itself. With the system he embraces the art of deception—fabricating half-true, half-false futures that even the wisest cannot ignore. Pirates, Marines, and Celestial Dragons alike are forced to accept these visions, no matter how absurd, as if stripped of every defense. In this false future, Buggy the Clown emerges as a nightmare reborn. After twenty years of secret training, his Devil Fruit awakening is said to hold enough power to shatter the Red Line. Former Shichibukai rally to his banner as sworn brothers, and even the Marine’s legendary hero Garp is proclaimed slain at his hands. Behind the laughter hides a vast conspiracy, one that threatens to upend the balance of the world itself.

Melissa, a common salary woman, now Lillian Ker Arius, an extra she had never heard of, has to survive in a world based on a Otome RPG game she played before meeting her untimely end. Finally, being able to meet a character she admired for so long due to their uptight, strict, but gentle personality, how will she fair when she finds out that this character she admires so much is secretly a yandere underneath all her coldness? === https://discord.gg/pp72Y3fNmT

"Mummy Issues" follows the lives and adventures of two completely different people experiencing a slightly strange attraction to each other. Alexandra Yazarova is a thirty-three-year-old woman disappointed in her job. She works as a police officer, permanently placed on administrative duty. She came to terms with the dullness of her life and doesn't expect anything exciting coming her way until one day a man named John Smith, a foreign thief and scammer, was led into her police station and turned everything upside down.