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The only Necromancer in the Legion of the Dead

I never wished to be one of the Dead. Being one of the Dead isn’t what normal people normally pray for. But that's the problem, I'm not normal. Although, in this context, being Dead doesn’t truly mean you are dead. At least, not entirely. It is a state between life and death. Where your soul lingers, your humanity fades, and something else begins to take its place. And yet… I chose it. No. I was chosen. And now, having accepted this existence, it has become my deepest need to become the most evolved of the Dead. Once, I was nothing more than an orphan, just another forgotten boy surviving in the slums, living inside a rusting, converted bus my uncle once used to cook drugs. I fought to survive, 'cause aside from my not so caring uncle, I had no one. Well, not until Death found me. That was when everything changed. Death exposed me to the true reality hidden beneath the illusion of what I once believed the world to be. I saw monstrous things; demons, fallen warriors, and necromantic beings raised through forbidden magic. Souls dragged back from death and forced into existence once more, but in monstrous forms. I saw creatures; evils and beasts that threatened to devour our entire sphere. Then, I also learned the truth. Earth is not the only sphere that exists. There are countless others, each inhabited by different species and creatures. There is the Elven Sphere; the world of the elves. The Orcanian Sphere, home of the orcs; green-skinned beings shaped like humans, yet far from them. And the Dwarken Spheres; the domain of the dwarves. And then… there is the Forbidden Sphere. The sphere of monstrosities. A realm where demons, abominations, and horrors beyond imagination are born. It is from this sphere that the horrors come. These spheres do not exist in isolation. They connect and at times overlap. They bleed into one another… and into ours. Yes… bleed. It is not many times that you will just suddenly wake up and find out that the friend beside you all this while has been an elf or an orc that entered to explore your world, but was hidden from you all this while because you lacked the sight to see through nature. When I was found by death, that was when I learned all this, when I learned who I was, the power within me, my truth, and my destiny. And now, I must navigate through all these worlds and fight all these monsters and demons in order to keep our sphere and other spheres safe. Because if I don't... Our sphere, and every other will fall.
Da_Sn · 3.3k Views

MY NETORI SYSTEM

David, 25, is drowning in the American dream turned nightmare: crushing debt, dead-end gig jobs, a roach-infested apartment in suburban Atlanta, and nights spent scrolling cuckold porn while fantasizing about what he'll never have. Rejected by girls his age, humiliated by life, he's one eviction notice away from breaking. Then everything changes. A mysterious system awakens inside him—no fanfare, no explanation, just cold blue text only he can see: Netori System. Steal wives. Humiliate husbands. Ascend from broke loser to untouchable bull. Rewards pour in with every conquest: cash drops, charm boosts, dominance spikes, and skills that make bored, curvy MILFs crave him like oxygen. It starts with Elena Harper—38, thick Latina goddess next door, DD curves poured into yoga pants, married to a beta insurance salesman who can't satisfy her. One bold hallway compliment, one risky car fuck, one creampie later, and she's hooked—sneaking away for marathon sessions, whispering how her husband's "tiny prick" could never compare while she begs to be bred. With every stolen moan, every humiliated husband left clueless (or worse—forced to listen), David's empire grows. Luxury condos replace roach motels. Beat-up Civics become sleek BMWs. One MILF becomes two, then more—landladies, bosses' wives, suburban soccer moms—all falling to the same ruthless playbook. No one knows about the system. No one can trace the sudden wealth. But every creampie, every whispered confession, every time a wife screams his name in her marital bed, David climbs higher. From rock bottom to ruling the suburbs, one cucked husband at a time. Warning: Extreme netori (MC steals wives), heavy cuckold humiliation, explicit long & playful sex scenes, breeding talk, no NTR on MC, 18+ only
Sky_writer13 · 33.1k Views

Eternal life! Caution until the end of time!

[Not a wish-fulfillment novel + mundane daily life + lighthearted and humorous + no female lead + no angst + a survivalist protagonist] Enter at your own risk. This is a novel about immortality told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, leaves its small realm, and enters a great world of cultivation, experiencing the era of vigorous development, the golden age of prosperity, the era of the collapse of rules, the era of dark turmoil, and the era of utter desolation... Chen Xun transmigrated to the vast and boundless world of cultivation, awakened the Longevity System, and was even given a longevity spirit beast as a companion. I, Chen Xun, have no interest in fighting and killing, nor do I want to provoke anyone. I just want to take Lao Niu to see the world's splendor. In a moment of inattention, he revealed the three machetes at his waist, and in another moment of inattention, he revealed his sixteen-pack abs. He slowly put on the bandit's hood, revealing a sinister smile: "I, Chen Xun, and Lao Niu are the most reasonable people." The entire universe trembled; he had... he had put it on. A Qi Refining stage fireball technique was suddenly activated, as if amplified thousands or tens of thousands of times, with endless karmic fire burning the sky and all living beings being annihilated... "Although you are very strong, you are not strong enough to make me use my third axe." —Nicholas, the notorious bandit, Chen Xun.
Gaishi狗熊 · 5.4k Views

Transmigrated as the Crowned Prince But I Refused The Throne

Lee Dohyun was an ordinary college student who had an extraordinary obsession with the fantasy world. He had spent more time day dreaming about magic and monsters than living in his own. One night, after stepping out to buy snacks and art supplies for the manhwa he had been sketching, he was caught in an accident with a truck that swerved out of control. When he opened his eyes again, he was no longer Lee Dohyun. He had become Caelus; the youngest son of a king in a vast magical empire. At first Dohyun was super excited but it didn't take long for him to realize that If he inherited the crown, his life would end at the palace gates. Joining a party, traveling to different regions, meeting new species, the fantasy life he had dreamed of since he was a little kid would come to an end. So he came up with a plan. He made himself unsuitable without appearing rebellious. He lost spars he could have easily won, he “misunderstood” political lessons and performed poorly at etiquette gatherings. Slowly, the court shifted its expectations back to his older brother. His father, once proud and demanding grew silent and disappointed. By the time Caelus came of age, the succession had already changed. When he formally announced that he intended to leave the palace to see the world, the king did not object nor did he did not argue. With no ceremony and no attempt to stop him, Caelus walked away from the life he had sabotaged and began his journey.
AchillesTTG · 4.3k Views

Reverend Insanity: The Goody Two-Shoes System

Man is the spirit of all things, and gu are the refined fragments of the Great Dao. The ambition which blooms with the spring's morning breeze withers at the call of autumn's night. The accumulation of five hundred years - triumphs and failures - will be naught but ash with dawn's first light. The rising of the sun bathes the mountains in golden flame, but 'tis sunset upon the demon's time. The demonic overlord, Fang Yuan, is cornered by his enemies after word gets out that he refined the Spring Autumn Cicada - a gu worm rumored to be capable of having a chance at sending one back in time but demands a terrifying price in return - the user's entire existence! With no hope of escape, in desperation, Fang Yuan uses the Spring Autumn Cicada which miraculously lives up to its name and sends him back in time. And now, he's back in Gu Yue Village as a fifteen-year-old ready to use his knowledge of the future to conquer the world... but there's something wrong. Something is quite different this time around. What's with this new notification that keeps popping up in his view? It calls itself 'The Goody Two-Shoes System.' It also starts giving him quests to complete. "Help Fang Zheng gain his confidence back!" - get a Green Copper Relic Gu! "Help your friends refine their gu worms!" - have your aptitude raised by 2%! All of these rewards and quests before him, why are they trying to convert this demonic overlord to the path of righteousness? And aren't some of these quests kind of... sus? Why does marrying Bai Ning Bing give him an immortal gu? Whatever, anything for benefits! This is a fanfiction based on Gu Zhen Re's work 'Reverend Insanity' known in Chinese as 蛊真人 or 'Gu Taoist Master'. I don't own the rights to the original work. 'Gu' in the context of this story are mystical insects that have various powers and are the basis of the world's cultivation system.
Drechenaux · 2.1m Views