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In 2017, on the bench of the Paris Saint-Germain youth training camp, 17-year-old Oliver Thorne clenched the notice of expulsion in his hand. This Sino-British teenager, who was evaluated by the director of Paris Saint-Germain as lacking potential, was kicked out because of his average football talent. -------------------------------------------------- But the turning point of fate was hidden in the small German town of Hoffenheim, a mid-level Bundesliga team that extended an olive branch to him. Under Nagelsmann's coaching, Oliver tore off the label of "mediocrity" with almost self-abuse diligence. From the miracle of the dark horse in the Champions League to Arsenal's Premier League summit, he continued to conquer fans with the attitude of a new king, and staged a real version of the cool article on the football green field: the Champions League lore, the North London Derby single game... -------------------------------------------------- This prodigal teenager who was once abandoned by Paris later became the savior of English football, the only emperor of the Three Lions. England, which is full of superstars, no longer has disputes because of his existence. -------------------------------------------------- When his pre-match speech sounded in the Three Lions' locker room for the first time, and when the voices of 100,000 fans at Wembley Stadium shouting "Captain England" shattered racial prejudice, finally completed the most crazy revenge with England. After the World Cup final, he wore the Three Lions captain's armband and held up the World Cup trophy, announcing to the world that a new legend in the football world had been born. -------------------------------------------------- [Reupload because previous one was taken down] [Upload Schedule= ~7 chapters/week]

"Only Haki can reign supreme." That's the gospel according to Kaido. But I say he's dead wrong. Reborn into the One Piece world, I was given the [Fruit Encyclopedia]—a system that lets me analyze, copy, and collect every Devil Fruit ability I encounter. The best part? I'm not weak to the ocean or Seastone. While everyone else is training their Haki, I've already copied the Admirals' Logia powers and even Sengoku's Mythical Zoan. My only problem? Upgrading these powers costs a ton of Berries. To bide my time and build my arsenal, I've joined the Marines, hiding in plain sight as a "slacker" in the prisoner transport unit. They think I'm just a glorified delivery boy. They have no idea I'm cataloging the abilities of every legendary pirate I escort. Haki is supreme? I'll show them what a man with infinite Devil Fruits can do.

Arthur, an avid gamer, accepts his friend’s dare to beat an infamous eroge game that no one has ever completed. The problem? The game is designed to trap players in endless smut scenes, with every decision leading to the same outcome: more smut scenes, world destruction and game over. After countless failed attempts and growing frustration, Arthur takes to the game's community forum, venting his anger at the developers. To his shock, he receives a cryptic response from the developer challenging him to find a different ending. Moments later, Arthur is pulled into the game itself, awakening in the body of an unremarkable extra. Arthur finds himself embodying the very lifestyle he once despised—fooling around at every turn and getting swept up in the woman's seductive temptations. Can Arthur resist the game’s temptations, uncover hidden paths, and finally break free? Or will he become yet another player lost to its endless scenes? or he will do both? Follow Arthur’s journey for a fresh story filled with humor, plot twists, and concepts you won’t find elsewhere. This novel includes incest, so if that's something you're uncomfortable with, you may want to avoid it. [Warning: Mature content R-18 ] Tags:- Harem, Op Mc, smut, romance, Milfs, Virgins, Netori, Succubus, Vampires, Elves, Princesses, Gilfs, Demonesses, Angels, Goddesses, Dragons, Phoenixes, Dryads, long seggs scenes, System, and many more. Release Schedule & Support: Chapter Releases: 2 daily chapters, each with 1k+ words. Support & Bonuses: I'm newly contracted and part of the win-win program! Privilege purchases, gifts, golden tickets, power stones, collections, and especially comments are greatly appreciated and keep me motivated. Give this a try—it’s a story that promises surprises at every turn, as long as you make it through the beginning!

I was reborn as Uzumaki Masahiko, a 48-year-old joke in the Warring States Era. After one embarrassing battlefield debut, I was destined to die of old age before Konoha was even founded. Then, on the eve of my 49th birthday, I discovered the truth of my "useless" System: I don't get older. I get younger. While future legends like Hashirama and Madara are busy fighting, I'm busy reversing my age and collecting "Witness Points" for every major event I see. Witnessed Hashirama & Mito's Wedding? +20 Points! Helped Tobirama name the Hiraishin? +5 Points! Tricked Uchiha Madara with a Level 10 Henge? Priceless! They all think I'm just a goofy old grand-uncle. They have no idea I'm leveling up in secret, waiting to be in my prime when the Fourth Great Ninja War finally rolls around. I'm the man who will live to see the entire show, and this time, I'm not just a witness—I'm a player.

On an infinitely chaotic, dimensional battlefield… Uchiha Madara, his gaze filled with contempt, activates his Susanoo. "You wish to dance, too?" Ryomen Sukuna stands with his hands in his pockets. "You're the challenger here." Aizen Sōsuke slicks back his hair with a single motion. "From this moment forward, I will stand at the top." The bald Saitama just scratches his head, completely lost on what is happening. Having lost her signature ahoge, Saber Alter frantically swings Excalibur Morgan in a chaotic frenzy. Amidst the pandemonium, an immense and powerful chakra erupts from within Kaito Shirogane. His eyes lower slightly as a smile plays on his lips. "My apologies, everyone," he says. "It seems... I'm the real monster here." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Genre Tags: [Anime Multiverse + Overpowered MC + Game-like System] (The story focuses on anime-based worlds, but also includes worlds from film and other novels.)

Good news: I made it to the Pokémon world. Bad news: I am a Pokémon. ꒦ິ^꒦ິ First Life: I was reincarnated as a Weedle at the edge of the woods, struggling to survive in a primal era of monstrous Pokémon. Second Life: I was reborn as a super-popular Pokémon with immense potential, only to be beaten up and chased out of the forest by my former Beedrill companions. Third Life: As a Flying-type, I somehow managed to fall off a cliff. Fourth Life: As a Water-type that couldn't swim, I nearly drowned before being saved by Misty. Fifth Life: I became one of Cynthia’s Pokémon and helped my waifu win the Sinnoh League Championship. ... Eventually, He lost count of how many times He had been reborn. He only knew one thing for certain: these days, even the great Arceus had better show Him some respect.

**"Life is short, but desires are infinite. Every being in this universe carries at least one unfulfilled wish as they re-enter the cycle of reincarnation. Our protagonist is one such individual, a man who has spent most of his life immersed in the pages of countless stories, observing the lives of thousands. Yet, all he ever wonders is, What if I could change the story? Fate grants him a chance—not just to rewrite his own life, but to transform others'. However, there's a twist…"** This novel will always be free but the handsome readers neet to earn experience to unlock it. Volume 1 Complete!!! Volume 2 Under Way Volume 3 Experience (56k/100k) . . . . . . . PS: MC is a system so he has no gender (Not promoting the rainbow here) so don't involve human emotions and logic in his actions. . The story involves quick travels to numerous worlds with mostly male leads. . There will be no good ending but satisfaction is guaranteed (that too not for all) . Lastly, since the story is quick travel so I will take references from other stories so if you feel like there are similarities then you the talent to become James the picky reader. First time writing, so brace yourselves. HOLD MY BEER... i mean coke.

After a single, fatal encounter with his first ever girlfriend, Issei Hyoudou awakens to a new reality—reborn not just as a devil, but with a body that irresistibly attracts the very females he desires. Now, as the lone male in the Occult Research Club, Issei finds himself at the center of a hedonistic new life. Guided by his beautiful master, Rias Gremory, he quickly learns that in the Underworld, pleasure and power are intertwined—and his new “gift” is only the beginning of his dream of building a Harem. ... Read early at: https://ko-fi.com/ereh_kun

Time is not a river. It is a road… and everyone walks it without knowing where it ends. Invited— when Natalak is drawn from his world and set upon that road, he is not given a mission or a crown but free will of choosing. He instead, he is placed into Vashkeil, a land governed by systems older than morality itself. Vashkeil is a land of guilds, gods, and empires bound together by trade, magic, and fragile balance. As wars rise and ancient forces stir, and unseen mechanism turns, Natalak moves through the conflict himself moving through wars he did not begin and decisions he cannot escape. It follows a man who doesn’t seek power. Rather, he seeks understanding. This is not a tale of conquest, but of traversal. And on this travel draws many things. The Traveler’s Time is a slow-burning epic about existence, consequence, and the cost of asking “why.”. It tells a man who walks the road between law and chaos, fate and destiny, searching for meaning in a world where every answer carries a cost. ******************************************************************* The Traveller's Time and the world of Vashkeil are inspired and influence by classic CRPGs such as Baldur's Gate I & II, Neverwinter Nights, Icewind Dale, and other classic role-playing games, as well as the atmosphere and lore-driven storytelling of The Elder Scrolls. Vashkeil is a world shaped by history, myth, travel, and companionship. Vashkeil is a world shaped by history, myth, travel, and companionship. Enrich by Cordilleran folklore, language, tradition and history. It is a world that existed long before Natalak arrived and will continue long even after his journey ends. It is a world that existed long before Natalak arrived and will continue long even after his journey ends.

Twenty-nine years after the death of Himmel the Hero, the world is still haunted by the remnants of the Demon King’s army. In the Magic City of Äußerst, where the Continental Magic Association governs the world of magic, lives an unusual boy. Shamrock. Taken in by the legendary elf mage Serie when he was only six years old, Shamrock grew up surrounded by the greatest mages in the world. Yet there is one problem. He cannot use magic. Despite possessing an enormous amount of mana, Shamrock remains nothing more than a swordsman in a city ruled by mages. While others study spells and magical theory, he trains relentlessly with the blade, dreaming of one day standing on the battlefield against demons. But Serie refuses to let him leave. To her, the Northern Lands are a graveyard for the weak. To Shamrock, they are where he must go. So one night, the stubborn thirteen-year-old runs away from the Magic City, determined to carve his own legend and prove that even without magic, he can stand against the enemies of humanity. Unfortunately for him… The world outside the city is far more dangerous than he imagined. Demons still walk the land. Powerful mages roam the continent. And the echoes of the Demon King’s army have begun to stir once more. Shamrock wanted adventure. Instead, he may have stepped into the beginning of something far greater. #IMPORTANT NOTE:# This is an original fanfiction set in the world of Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End. This story is not a translation of any existing work. Update Schedule: 3 Chapters per week Supporters on Patreon get daily chapter releases and early access.

(This is one of my first ever books, sorry if the writings on older chapters are random, I was new back then.) Schedule releases; Monthly — Bi-weekly. budget; 0 Writing; 0 Cover Art; 0 Character development & design; 0 Overall; 0 Don't read this book, as it is only a hobbyist project or work. This book is only used to drain away my scenes that I imagine, aswell other stories that Kaoru will draw. (Chapter 39-current) chapters length are 1500-3000 words, may vary 4000-5000 words depending whether it's a very important chapter, or a impact. Chapter 1-38 escalates 300, 500, 1000, 2000 words, Those chapters are what I consider literally my old era of writing, I don't intend to change them as it showed progress of my old work, but I might do plan to rework them if I cross post my work after all, I'm not in a contract. Real synopsis, (was reworked months ago) Kaoru Kagami, known to his fans as the mysterious Erebus Kyrielight, is one of the manga world's rising stars, crafting epic tales of heroism and despair under the veil of anonymity. But behind his pen name lies a chuunibyo artist who spends more time summoning his "Abyssal Flame Technique" than meeting deadlines. Aya Takahashi, a cold and emotionless manga editor tasked with refining Kaoru's work. Her sharp critiques and no-nonsense attitude clash hilariously with Kaoru's overly dramatic and eccentric personality. Yet beneath her icy exterior lies a secret soft spot for the stories she helps cultivate. As the duo navigate the chaotic world of manga creation complete with tight deadlines, fan expectations, and Kaoru's constant anime-inspired antics they begin to realize that the most compelling stories aren't always found in panels and ink. Sometimes, they're written in the moments shared between an artist and the person who believes in their vision, even when it's hard to say out loud. And this.. isn't a ordinary life of a Mangaka! Expected while reading: Random Bold/italics in old chapters, and horrible writing/mistakes. This book is 2 years old. If you're expecting a harem, a love triangle or netorare... Don't. Read. This. Book. this book may be mainly Comedy, a sprinkle of Romance you can say, but also mainly references to shows, animes etc. This is heavily inspired by anime and light novels yes, I know you’ve seen it before, orrr maybe not... And no, it isn’t a typical romance. Bummer, right? At this point every romance novel isn't "Typical." Readers may think it's original, to me it's typical normal romances, no offense to any Authors here reading. I also consider my novel "normal" as well. Another note: "Writing is a hobby of mine, and only be a hobby. I don't do contracts, I rarely don't reply to 'asking contacts' comments whom I consider 'Bots.' (No offense) I don't intend to change any of my books covers for now. And I won't give any contacts of any sorts for Privacy." And for the record, I don't usually write inside webnovel, all my ideas are inside a notepad on my Phone and Laptop. The Books I've made are merely passion projects, or because I start having ideas of anything to be fair. It's annoying. Bye. Apologies if it isn't "realistic." Holy I'm tired. Spoilers: Some volumes will have some Drama, Depressed characters and Tragedies: not literally a tragedy. Stop reading if you don't want any drama & emotional arcs. — Author: Ultima Morora.

Starting from Slateport in Hoenn, Theo embarks on his journey as a Pokémon Trainer, accompanied by his adorably ugly little partner—Feebas… Another title for this book — Wallace: Yes, Steven and I Have a Child Together. ------------------------------------------------- (No, its not yaoi it’s either the author is rage baiting or Wallace means the MC is as good as him as a Pokémon Coordinator and as strong as Steven as a Pokémon Trainer. [A fusion of the Pokémon worldbuilding—primarily based on the Pokémon Advanced Generation anime, with elements from the games and the Special manga] ---------------------------------------------------------- It’s really good I assure you guys otherwise I won't spend time Google Lensing a few times each chapter since their are no raws. Not sure if there is romance or pairings.

Yuan was born with an incurable illness that left him blind at a young age and crippled a few years later, rendering everything below his head useless. Deemed hopeless and irredeemable, his parents quickly gave up on him, and the world ignored him. In this dark and still world, his younger sister became his sole reason for living. Watch as this young man reaches for the apex as a genius in Cultivation Online, the newest VRMMORPG, becoming a legendary figure in both worlds. --------------------- My other novels: Dual Cultivation

“In my last life, I was a corporate shark. I settled million-dollar lawsuits before breakfast. Now? I’m scrubbing the floor of a Prince who behaves like a spoiled toddler.” When CEO advisor Elara dies from overwork, she wakes up as a low-ranking maid in the Palace of Oakhaven. Her boss is Prince Bastian—the infamous "Trash Prince." He’s lazy, he’s drunk, and he’s the laughingstock of the Empire. But Elara’s sharp eyes see the truth: The "Trash" is a mask. The Prince is playing a dangerous game of survival against his murderous siblings. Armed with a mop and the coldest stare in the kingdom, Elara decides to "fix" the Prince. If he wants to be King, he’ll have to listen to her. And if he doesn’t? She’ll just have to slap some sense into him first.

"Honesty and politics don’t belong in the same sentence," they say. Celine Yue, a kind-hearted social worker, stepped into politics to help more people. But what she didn’t know… was that her own party would be the one to end her life. After her death, she wakes up in another world as Cyrina Vaeloria, the Elf Princess—right on the day of her arranged marriage to Lucian Aetherion, the cold, mysterious Human Prince and strongest mage alive. A political union to keep two powerful races from tearing each other apart. But this so-called alliance is just a mask. She despises the way other races are trampled beneath noble boots. Cyrina refuses to be a pretty puppet. She dreams of building a new kingdom—where races aren’t divided by power, bloodlines, or magic. To do that, she’ll need power of her own. And lucky her... she just married the most dangerous man in existence. With sharp wit and stubborn grace, Cyrina slowly bends her cold husband to her will— She toys with the ruthless Archmage, tames the untamable… and drags him into a revolution wrapped in royal silk. After all, if you marry the strongest mage alive… you might as well make him yours. ***** excerpt~ Lucian’s voice is like a blade, low and sharp. “Do you even understand what you said in the royal assembly?” Cyrina lifts her chin, unbothered. “I understand perfectly. I said I’ll build a new kingdom—where every race can live together.” His eyes darken. “You don’t know what you’ve sparked. That speech—” he steps closer, “—could ignite a war. You’re underground now, Cyrina. Buried beneath politics you don’t even see coming.” She spins on her heel and waves dismissively. “Ugh. Kaelen Blackthorn, your master is giving me a migraine. Get me out of this castle before I set it on fire.” Kaelen gives a slow, exaggerated bow. “As you wish, my lady.” He takes her hand like the perfect gentleman and leads her toward the door— But Lucian’s voice booms behind them. “Kaelen. Don’t forget who your master is.” Kaelen pauses. Glances back. “I remember, my lord. But as per your standing order… I obey only my lady’s command.” A smirk tugs at his mouth. “Even if it means going against you.” **** Per Golden Ticket = 2 extra chapters

[Congratulations, Host. You have awakened the Gacha Harem System] [The system exists to help the host summon beautiful wives from across existence, adding them to your harem. And with each wife, the host copies their class, stats, and skills at the time of summoning.] --- Lukas wakes up in another world, where the survival of the human race depends on Climbers, humans with powerful skills who kill monsters and climb the tower. His life was destined to meet an untimely end, until he awakens the Gacha Harem System. And with one pull, a woman of breathtaking beauty and terrifying ability materializes before him, bound to his harem. [Ding! You have copied the class, stats and skills of Lady Morgana!] And with every pull of his system, Lukas gains a new beauty, each a force of nature in her own right. While other survivors grind and bleed for the smallest edge, Lukas is stacking skills, accumulating wealth, and building something no one in this ruined world has ever managed. An empire with the most powerful women alive standing at its foundation.

In his previous life, Qian Renshang witnessed his mother being humiliated by a village bully and, in a fit of rage, perished alongside him!    In this life, Qian Renshang transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, becoming Bibi Dong's son and Qian Renxue's younger brother!    On the day of his birth, Bibi Dong named him Qian Renshang, meaning someone destined to die young!    To spite Qian Xunji, Bibi Dong forcibly kept him by her side to care for him for three years!    He, who cherished family ties, believed that as long as he wholeheartedly treated his family well, he would gain their affection, but all he received in return was escalation!    On Bibi Dong's birthday, he meticulously prepared a birthday cake for her, only to have it ruthlessly knocked over and mocked by Qian Renxue!    Qian Renshang gained an emotional system, sensing extreme suicidal emotions and unexpectedly awakening the Golden Dragon King bloodline!   Heartbroken and disillusioned, he finally decided to leave the Spirit Hall. After an unknown amount of time, he arrived at...

Qian Yu transmigrates to the Douluo Continent, becoming Qian Xunji's distant nephew. Awakening his twelve-winged angel martial soul, he is unparalleled in the world! To win him over, Qian Xunji arranges a marriage between him and Bibi Dong, resulting in their daughter, Qian Renxue. For decades after their marriage, Qian Yu dedicates himself to helping her ascend to the Pope's throne, offering various forms of assistance and protection. However, Bibi Dong never forgets Yu Xiaogang, using the Qian family's resources to curry favor with him, all for the sake of getting his attention! After ascending to the Pope's throne, Bibi Dong, feeling her power growing, becomes even more arrogant! At this time, during the Battle of Jialing Pass, Bibi Dong attempts a secret rendezvous with Yu Xiaogang! Having wasted years of effort, Qian Yu decisively divorces her! Unbeknownst to Bibi Dong, her husband, whom she has never truly acknowledged, has long since reached the level of a demigod! His secretly established Jixia Academy has already spread throughout the continent! At this moment, the heavens descend, revealing the rankings of the various Douluo Continent lists! [Martial Soul Ranking], [Power Ranking]... Wu Zetian, Haiyue, Gongsun Li, Li Bai, Mozi, Sikong Zhen... one by one they surfaced! ...[Power Ranking: First Place, Jixia Academy, Dean Qian Yu!]... When the secret was revealed, the entire Douluo Continent was shaken! Tang San: I have twin martial souls, and I can't even get into the top ten?! Shui Bing'er: Why are all the people on the list from Jixia Academy? Qian Renxue: The number one on the list is my father? Yu Xiaogang: Impossible, how could my theory be wrong? I'm not a waste?! Bibi Dong was stripped of everything, and Yu Xiaogang's reputation as a waste resounded throughout the continent. Looking at Qian Yu surrounded by women, Bibi Dong was filled with regret and knelt down on the spot: Husband, can you... Forgive me?

Bell Cranel was rejected by every familia he tried to join until he met Hestia. In a few, he was rejected quite violently. And in one particular instance, he was thrown out and bashed his head against a wall. Well, that's apparently where I come in. Not sure how and why I'm here. Not even sure who 'I' really am at this point since Bell's memories are definitely clearer than 'mine'... But I guess we're doing this. Hopefully I've got some useful cheats. Maybe?

Saya has a special arrangement with a dragon. She gets tied to rocks. He gets the gold. They scam villages with fake sacrifices, overcooked rituals, and a convincing act of “damsel in distress.” She’s no maiden — just a fast-talking harlot with sharp instincts, flexible morals, and a talent for moaning on cue. He’s no terrifying beast — just a very old, very gay, very arthritic lizard with a hoard, a temper, and joint pain from shapeshifting too much in the bygone ages. It’s all going swimmingly until heroes start showing up. Cults get nosy. Other dragons get ideas. And Saya begins to wonder what exactly she's doing in a world where virtue gets sacrificed and livestock counts as treasure. A sword-and-sandals fantasy with scams, sarcasm, sensuality, and sheep.