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I woke up buried under a mountain of corpses in the Third Great Ninja War. Blood soaked my skin, and death was mere inches away. But just as I thought my second life was over, a mechanical voice rang out. [Ding! The 'Everyone Loves Me' Strategy System has awakened!] [Reward: Six Eyes (Rikugan) & Limitless (Mukagen)!] I had the powers of Gojo Satoru. I was invincible. I was ready to dominate the Ninja World! There was just one small problem... White Zetsu dug me out, and Madara Uchiha decided to adopt me. Oh, and the System and Zetsu forced me into a purple kimono. Now, the legendary Ghost of the Uchiha thinks I'm a "talented little girl" who shares his dream of peace. To survive the den of lions, I have to act. I became the moon in Obito's darkness. I became the spy Madara trusted most. I became the "Goddess" of the Akatsuki. What Awaits You: Jujutsu Kaisen Powers: Six Eyes, Limitless, Blue, Red, and Hollow Purple in the Naruto World. Master Manipulator: Deceiving Madara, brainwashing Obito, and playing the entire ninja world like a fiddle. The Ultimate "Trap": A male protagonist forced to crossdress. The world thinks he's a beauty; he just wants to punch people. Villain Faction: Starting in the caves with Madara and Zetsu, moving to the Akatsuki. Comedy & Misunderstandings: Serious villains blushing at a guy in a dress.

When the world casts you aside, the ultimate comeback begins. Soren was branded a worthless, unawakened dud, a family embarrassment with no future. Ethea was the legendary Ice Empress, now left paralyzed after a catastrophic Gate incident. Cast out by their families, they were forced into an arranged marriage, abandoned and disowned. Their families assumed they were finished, but fate had other plans. That very wedding night, Soren awakens a unique power: the Investment Authority. Risk his life to save hers? Get Supreme grade returns. Help her cultivate again? Gain an equal amount of experience immediately. Cook and feed her? Become the world’s most skilled chef. Through his devotion, Ethea slowly transforms from a broken doll into something that surpasses even her legendary past. And Soren? The "worthless" unawakened trash becomes the most dangerous investor the world has ever seen. Their families wanted to forget them. The world dismissed them as failures. They're about to learn that the greatest returns come from investing in someone everyone else deemed worthless. "You threw us away. Now watch us rise." _______ _____ _ Author's Note: Hey everyone! This is my first time writing in this genre, so please go easy on me. Furthermore, this is purely a work of imagination. Any similarities to real persons or events are coincidental. I'm just here to have fun and hopefully entertain you along the way. If you enjoy the story, please add it to your library and throw some power stones my way. Comments and feedback are always welcome (the good kind and the constructive kind). I'll try to update regularly, but life happens, so bear with me. Now sit back, relax, and watch Soren make the worst investment of his life. Spoiler: It turns out to be the best one. Extra Tags: #ArrangedMarriage #ContractMarriage #HiddenPower #Awakening #IceEmpress #CrippledFemaleLead #MaleLeadGrowth #PowerCouple #SlowBurnRomance #HealingTogether #Investing #Cultivation #AbandonedByFamilies #FromZeroToHero #EmotionalInvestment #WholesomeEndgame

WARNING: MATURE CONTENT (18+) Area reached the top floor by elevator, and as she opened the heavy door of that vast boardroom, her breath stopped. Liam was not alone there. Seated around the massive table in the room were Liam's four older brothers Adrian, Cael, Xavier, and Ethan. The deep, intense gazes of these five powerful and influential men fixed directly on Area standing at the door. The eldest brother, Adrian, stepped forward, gestured toward a chair, and said with utmost courtesy, "Please sit, Miss Area. Liam told us everything about last night's incident and your mother. You are completely safe here, so please don't be afraid."

the world of archlight academy.. this is the game I used to play over the 6 year's.. it's was so popular back then...but.. eventually.. it never updated in 2 years. the game. rapidly decreasing it Numbers.... but that changes. everything. — Saito got transmigrated into the game. as an unknown character who he never Heard of.. will he be a laughing stock? or will he be the loser who just got killed by a merely basic trap or... something else. but one thing can he survive.?

An unexpected end gave Demon a second chance... In the blink of an eye, he found himself transmigrated into the body of a young incubus in a world full of magic, wonders, and... beautiful women. As if God was making up for his untimely death, he also gained a System... [Strongest Incubus System] ________________ Additional tags: Fantasy - Adventure - Action - Romance - Harem - R18 - No NTR - No Yuri - Weak to Strong - Bloodlines - Evolution Discord link for character photos and much more: https://discord.gg/fYdGg775NY

"That's not how a Great Demon is supposed to be!" "You should be accumulating power in the darkness, devouring your own kind to strengthen yourself. You should be paving your path with blood and bone, weaving a reputation through slaughter and fear!" "You should be establishing your own territory, subjugating the Hundred Demons under your command!" "You should be surviving near-death encounters with Demon Slayers and demon-slaying blades, ultimately reigning supreme over a region while stepping on a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood!" "But what are you doing?" "Giving maintenance oil to the Tessaiga? Chatting about life paths with the Ame-no-Murakumo-no-Tsurugi? Asking the Kusanagi Sword what its type is? Sharing the full moon with a shrine Barrier on the night of the full moon?" "And for fuck's sake, are you throwing a birthday party for the shikon jewel??" Regarding this, looking at the prompt on the panel: 【demon blade muramasa: favorability +10, bond storyline unlocked】, his expression remained indifferent. Transmigration gave him a System, but the targets for strategy were only non-living objects. So, what could he do? "That's just how we Great Demons are." Omni-anime worldview. A crossover anime worldview. Inuyasha + Oda Nobuna no Aooh + Nurarihyon + Noragami + Campione + Demon Slayer + Type-Moon, etc.

Just as Ash was about to step into the Indigo Plateau Conference, and the world had finally determined its eight strongest Trainers— A heavenly tally suddenly descended upon the world! 【Listing the Pokémon who defied gods with mortal bodies!】 【On the Pyramid: the clash of lightning and ice against Regice!】 【At the Lily of the Valley Conference: the unyielding struggle against Latios!】 【Alola League: a blood-soaked battle against Tapu Koko, the final trial on the road to becoming Champion!】 … After tallying entry after entry, everyone across the world was stunned. Why… why is it always Pikachu and Ash?! And then— 【The silver pseudo-legendary who bravely fought the twin gods of Kalos to protect the world!】 【The blazing sky-soaring dragon’s battle against the true dragon of reality!】 … As the tally continued to play, The people of the world finally understood— The future would face countless crises! And behind every single crisis, stood that one boy…

Julius Vaelorian was never meant to be the main character. Before waking up in this world, he was just an overworked web novel author struggling to finish his own story. But after dying in an accident, he finds himself reincarnated—not as the hero, but as Julius, a minor villain doomed to die at the hands of the protagonist. He refuses to accept that fate. Julius will do whatever it takes to survive—even if it means sacrificing the very thing that makes him human.

Uchiha Fugaku tried loyalty. They called him a traitor. Uchiha Shisui tried sacrifice. They stole his eyes. Uchiha Itachi tried obedience. They made him a murderer. Uchiha Ren tried none of these things. And that makes him the most dangerous person in Konoha. What would you do if you knew your entire family would be murdered in ten years? Would you run? Would you beg? Would you fight? Uchiha Ren did something worse. He planned.

They called him a demon. They spat on him in the streets. They let him eat alone for twelve years. And when the Heavenly Screen flashed across the sky—showing Naruto Uzumaki as the man who would end everything—the first thing he whispered wasn't rage or vengeance. It was: "Why didn't anyone tell me my parents died for me?" This isn't a story about a hero turning evil. It's about a boy who loved too hard in a world that only taught him how to bleed. And when the screen revealed everything Konoha buried—the lies, the cover-ups, the bodies in the basement—Naruto didn't become a monster. He just stopped pretending to be their hero.

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Evil has a reputation problem. In a world overflowing with dark lords, liches, demon queens, and world-ending prophecies, most villains rule through fear, cruelty, and expendable henchmen. Burnout is high. Survival rates are low. Dental coverage is nonexistent. Lord Malachai the Dread is different. A terrifying presence wrapped in ritual armor and apocalyptic intent, Malachai is also an unusually considerate employer. He offers full medical and dental benefits, fair wages, hazard pay, and flexible scheduling. He remembers birthdays. He helps henchmen move apartments. He believes loyalty is earned—not forced. As heroes rise, rival villains scheme, and the world edges closer to conquest or collapse, Malachai’s organization grows not because it is feared, but because it works. Henchmen choose to stay. Morale improves. Productivity rises. And slowly, quietly, the most dangerous villain of all begins to take shape—not because he is the cruelest… but because he is the most competent. This is a comedic fantasy web novel about workplace culture, loyalty, and what happens when evil finally figures out how to run itself like a functional organization. It blends sharp humor with heartfelt moments, exploring villainy through the lens of management, ethics, and the simple power of treating people well—even while plotting the end of the world. After all, anyone can rule through terror. But only a truly great villain offers dental.

Kael, a mild-mannered accountant from another world, dies an embarrassing death and wakes up in a city where eldritch gods are a normal part of religious life. Broke, directionless, and saddled with an inherited debt he doesn't understand, he prays — on a whim, in rhyme, to an unmarked symbol scratched into an alley wall. The symbol belongs to Nyxara, an ancient and vastly powerful goddess of the dark between stars — and, unbeknownst to Kael, the reincarnated soul of a man she loved and lost millennia ago. She answers him. Her price: not silver, but sincerity — poems, songs, prayers, tokens of genuine feeling, scaled to the size of the favor asked. ****************** Please note that I might change the title occasionally as this IS still a work in progress. Thank you for all of your patience, valuable readers!

Ethan Crowe walked out of prison after seven years with nothing to his name and nowhere to belong. The world he returned to was unrecognisable. Gates had torn open across the globe, monsters roamed beyond human control, and society now revolved around the Titled - people chosen by mysterious voices and granted supernatural powers that made them heroes, weapons, and rulers all at once. Ethan wasn’t one of them. Not at first. Lost, angry, and with no future worth chasing, Ethan was barely surviving when a voice finally spoke to him. "Your Title is… Lord Of Beasts." But something about his awakening was wrong. Instead of gaining power in the real world like every other Titled, Ethan awakened a System tied to the Tower Of Beasts - a brutal, game-like world he can only enter while asleep. Inside the Tower, Ethan must fight for survival against monstrous creatures, earning power through a system of skills, evolution, and beasts. As for the beasts he acquires there? They persist beyond his dreams... Registered as an E Rank Titled with only D Rank potential, Ethan should have been insignificant. Yet the Lord of Beasts cannot be measured by ordinary standards. As Ethan grows stronger at an impossible rate, his existence begins to ripple outward - drawing the attention of elite Titled, criminal syndicates, and forces lurking behind the Gates themselves. His past refuses to stay buried, his beasts grow more dangerous, and the truth behind his Title hints at something far more terrifying than anyone realises. In a world ruled by power, Ethan Crowe starts at the bottom. But as the Lord of Beasts, it’s only a matter of time before he climbs to the top! Note: The novel is a gritty version of the typical hunter/awakener novels with a beast twist, which I hope you will enjoy Feel free to reach out on Instagram/Discord: BerserkBaldy P.S. This is my WSA 2026 Entry - all support with powerstones and reviews is appreciated :) Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to real events, locations, or people are purely coincidental and not intended to portray anything.

Shaurya died in a hospital bed in India, chanting Lord Vishnu's name. He didn’t expect Lord Narayan to actually answer. He woke up in a world of flying swords, arrogant Young Masters, and ancient Immortals. His reward for a life of suffering? A perfect Immortal Body and a Divine Sect System that breaks all the rules. While other cultivators rot in caves for centuries to gain a single level, Shaurya gets stronger by completing divine missions, defeating evil, and—of course—slapping the faces of anyone who dares to touch his sect memebers. He conquers realms and defies the heavens, but in matters of the heart, he stands firm on one rule: No harem. His loyalty is absolute, and his life belongs solely to his Queen of heart. His goal is simple: Build the Sanatan Flame Sect into the greatest power existence has ever seen. His disciples? A rejected genius, a fallen emperor, and a cursed beauty—all monsters in the making. His path? Dharma. And for those who stand in his way? Fury. Welcome to the era of Shaurya. Evil is destined to fall, and he is the one pushing it. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Tags: Cultivation · System · Sect Building · No Harem · Reincarnation · Sanatan/Hindu History · Overpowered MC · Face Slapping · Fast Paced · Action · Kingdom Building · Weak To Strong · Light Humor · Serious Power Progression

Jun Bai was dissatisfied with the island plot in version 4.8. Along with a large number of veteran players, he charged forward on the MiHoYo community forums. Then, accidentally, he traversed into the world of Teyvat. He bound the plot modification system and became a gacha character. As long as he gained popularity points, he could obtain permission to modify the plot. Thus, the Nirvana God Phenex reports for duty. Saving Guizhong, protecting the Yaksha, guarding the Raiden Shogun one by one, the sharp blades that should have pierced the chests of characters destined to die were all blocked by a single phoenix. Jun Bai: If I die, I can still achieve nirvana. But if you die, you're really dead. So what can I do? Kick away the knives and stab myself instead. (No CP, roughly speaking, but it may cause extreme discomfort to Guizhong fans, Zhongli fans, and Wanderer/Scaramouche fans. Readers of these three types, please prepare yourselves mentally before starting to read.) (Early on, there will be a brief mention of the Guizhong-Zhongli CP, but there is no related emotional development later. If you can accept it, come on in.) Players: Bai Bro! Please step back! We don't want to see you sacrifice yourself again! === Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

Transmigrated to the Age of Gods in Greece, and became Jason. Wait, Jason? You mean the Jason who provoked the traitorous witch Medea? Jason? You mean the Jason who looks like a great hero, but is actually just a plaything of the gods?! Jason? You mean the Jason whose life seems glorious on the surface, becoming a great hero whose fame spreads through the ages, but in reality is full of hardships, ending in tragedy without a peaceful death? No, I don't want a fate like that! Therefore... "Teacher Chiron, I want to drop out. Being a hero? I can pass on that!" ---- A re-translation Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

[Pure Male-Oriented Narrative Style Perspective][Enter at Your Own Discretion][Gacha Character + Self-Designed Path][Over-the-Top Creative Energy + Live Stream Comments] At first, players only saw Leon as a scheming amusement-seeker, a 4-star meta character, and also a 5-star meta character. In the story, he is a reliable adult who values his companions more than his own life. A good friend who offers players many benefits. Until, in a certain storyline, Leon casually said something: “Let me tell you a secret—I was once an Emissary of a deceased Aeon, a remnant of a perished Path.” Players: “Dad, you must be joking. How could a joker like you have knives (tragic backstory)?” No one paid attention to what seemed like a playful remark. However, as Leon’s past was gradually revealed, knives (heartbreaking moments) struck straight into their hearts— Players’ tear ducts were universally hit with Weakness Super Break. “Wuuu, stop with the knives, stop! The knives are about to make me go stupid!” “The writers must have some psychological trauma—have some mercy!” “Dad, you’re truly… too great!” Who could have thought that every word Leon said back then was nothing but the truth? --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi