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The year is 2600. Supernatural creature and being such as gods, Angel, vampire werewolves and other creatures from mythology exist in the world but only a select few know of their existence. We follow Lazarus an orphan on his journey of self-discovery as he discover his heritage of being the son of the Queen of Vampires Amara Cain Tepes and the Arc Angel of Death Azrael. AUTHORS NOTE: I an new to writing, and I'd like all of you to give me some advice and head up on any errors I may make in the novel. https://discord.gg/8pYFr7wge

Andy Smith lived an average life. Average looks. Average talent. Average relationships. Then he died in the most ridiculous way possible. He forgot to breathe in his sleep. Instead of heaven, he wakes up in an endless white void, face-to-face with a mysterious old man named Rob, who refuses to grant him wishes and forces him to spin four strange wheels that will decide his fate. No overpowered cheats. No choosing his destiny. No second chances. Reborn as Crystalline Alina Knowles. A five year old girl in 1970s america and the future half-sister of Beyoncé. Andy is thrown into a completely different world of music, fame, money, danger, and hidden conspiracies. Armed with a supernatural status system, a legendary vocal template, and an unforgiving personality, he must survive childhood, scandals, ruthless rivals, secret organizations, and his own dark past. From an ordinary man to a global superstar. From forgotten nobody to feared billionaire. This is the chaotic, darkly comedic story of survival, ambition, and ego in a world where talent is power and mistakes are fatal. Will he…now she…survive? ------------------------------------------ These stories are a part of I.C.T.M.H.E.T.E.M.H universe. Spin-off: Crown of Rot. Spin-off: The Legend. Spin-off: Morgan Le Fay. Spin-off: House of Ainsworth. Spin-off: Empire of Man: I Became R. Kelly. Spin-off: The Godfather of P$rn. Spin-off: Malcolm X: All Men Are Equal. Spin-off: House of Medici: The Last Blood. ⚠️ Content Warning: Throughout this story, there are scenes involving strong language, physical and emotional abuse, sexual situations, violence, and other mature or disturbing themes. Please read with discretion.

[ Warning: Mature content R-18 ] ______________________________ Luis, a man stuck in a troubled marriage, lives with his wife Lily and her family. Despite his efforts to improve his life, he is continuously belittled by his in-laws, especially his mother-in-law Ruth. Luis life takes a turn when he discovers a mysterious system. [Ding! The Lust system has been successfully bound!] The story explores themes of family dynamics, hidden emotions, and the desire for validation in a world where appearances are everything. Luis must decide whether he will continue to be passive or take control of his own destiny, all while learning the true power of the system that has entered his life. ______________________________ [Things to be noted] 1. From the title, you should've guessed it already but let me tell you the story will be filled with many sexual adventures. So... you are welcome to enjoy them..... 2. However... don't expect MC to have sexual relations with every woman he meets. I'll be focusing on the story, and would 'Try' not to blindly throw sex scenes left and right. Important Note: If you enjoy the story then don't forget to vote your GTs, Power stones and also if you can, send some GIFTS too. This poor soul would appreciate it. Happy reading~ ________________

DIE MENTALLY, RISE PHYSICALLY Rampage Eternally — A Thirst for Undying Combat The Year is 6077. Humanity had survived the end of the world. Unfortunately, the world had not survived humanity. Cities stretched across continents like metallic forests. Ancient ruins floated above the clouds. Monsters wandered through abandoned highways. Supernatural abilities had become an ordinary part of civilization—and the people powerful enough to control them had become something far more terrifying than monsters. They were called Wrathborn/Supernaturals/Extraordinaries. And among them existed something even rarer. Eons ago the Primordial Pillar, the living Mythical Core that held every law of reality in place, cracked and died in a scream of light so vast the gods still refuse to name it. From its corpse came the Glimmer Shards, radiant fragments that scattered across Earth and the black between stars, burying themselves in stone, blood, and forgotten places. Shards rained across the universe and ended up on earth which bonded with humans and animals these shards were called Glimmers/Glimmer Manifestation these would only bond when one went through near death, trauma or rare celestial alignments called seals but the codex existed a genetic engineering that changed the physical spiritual psychological attributes of the human/animal . ----- Kevin Leister was a fearful and paranoid fifteen-year-old who trusted almost nobody. But everything changed when the Mythical Matrix chose him. Its power flooded through his body, awakening something violent within him. The Supernatural Rampager. Kevin's best friend, Wyatt Freeman, stayed by his side despite the terrifying transformation. Watching from nearby was Nathan Moya, a cunning illusionist with secrets of his own, and Peter Shotstock, a foul-mouthed ex-military man with incredible durability. Kevin had always feared monsters. Now... he was becoming one. And the Mythical Matrix had only just begun. This story is kinda ensemble cast it will kinda focus on Kevin but alongside others aswell.

After crossing over into Konoha, Takumi, who had no background, no connections, and no special abilities, thought he would become a mere cannon fodder. But then, he suddenly obtained a Life Simulation System. Thus, he began conducting various crazy simulations. [Ding! Congratulations to the host for drawing the talents: Reckless Warrior, Charge Warrior!] [Day 1: You are in the school classroom, seemingly listening to the lesson, but in reality, you are thinking about how to charge at Hinata.] [That night, under the pretext of inviting her for a late-night snack, you lured her to a small forest outside the village, and then you pounced on her.] [In the chaos, Hinata erupted with Gentle Fist and unfortunately struck you dead.] [Simulation ended.] Looking at his first simulation, Takumi was utterly dumbfounded. He immediately began his second simulation: [Ding! Congratulations to the host for drawing the talents: Wise Thinker, Charge Warrior!] [Day 1: You are in the school classroom, seemingly listening to the lesson, but in reality, you are thinking about how to charge at Hinata.] [...] --------------------------------------- Support me at https://www.patreon.com/IamPoorGuyToo There are 50+ more chapters there. Also Check Out My Other Novels.

[Pokémon + Management + Lighthearted + Comedy] My name is Su Bai, and right now... I'm panicking. I've transmigrated into a world filled with terrifying, monstrous creatures known as Death Beasts. The good news? Everyone in this world awakens special powers. The bad news? I didn't awaken anything at all. With no better options, I went home and inherited my late father's struggling pet shop. But then—completely unexpectedly—I awakened the Pokémon House System! From that moment on, I wasn't just a pet shop owner... I became a Pokémon shopkeeper. One by one, Pokémon began to appear in this otherworld—through me. Each Pokémon I introduced left the people stunned, slowly tearing through the shroud of fear that the Death Beasts had cast over the land. When the Death Beasts attacked the city, I summoned Groudon to the battlefield—his Precipice Blades tore through wave after wave of enemies! When I founded the Pokémon League, calling upon the very world of Pokémon to merge with this fractured one... Rayquaza soared across the heavens. Eternatus erupted into the sky with a deafening roar. Ho-Oh spread its wings and held dominion over life and death. And Arceus, bearing the eighteen elemental plates, shattered the skies and descended upon the world! That day, everything changed. From that moment forward... Pokémon reshaped the world.

In his previous life, Qian Renshang witnessed his mother being humiliated by a village bully and, in a fit of rage, perished alongside him!    In this life, Qian Renshang transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, becoming Bibi Dong's son and Qian Renxue's younger brother!    On the day of his birth, Bibi Dong named him Qian Renshang, meaning someone destined to die young!    To spite Qian Xunji, Bibi Dong forcibly kept him by her side to care for him for three years!    He, who cherished family ties, believed that as long as he wholeheartedly treated his family well, he would gain their affection, but all he received in return was escalation!    On Bibi Dong's birthday, he meticulously prepared a birthday cake for her, only to have it ruthlessly knocked over and mocked by Qian Renxue!    Qian Renshang gained an emotional system, sensing extreme suicidal emotions and unexpectedly awakening the Golden Dragon King bloodline!   Heartbroken and disillusioned, he finally decided to leave the Spirit Hall. After an unknown amount of time, he arrived at...

Saya has a special arrangement with a dragon. She gets tied to rocks. He gets the gold. They scam villages with fake sacrifices, overcooked rituals, and a convincing act of “damsel in distress.” She’s no maiden — just a fast-talking harlot with sharp instincts, flexible morals, and a talent for moaning on cue. He’s no terrifying beast — just a very old, very gay, very arthritic lizard with a hoard, a temper, and joint pain from shapeshifting too much in the bygone ages. It’s all going swimmingly until heroes start showing up. Cults get nosy. Other dragons get ideas. And Saya begins to wonder what exactly she's doing in a world where virtue gets sacrificed and livestock counts as treasure. A sword-and-sandals fantasy with scams, sarcasm, sensuality, and sheep.

Plot Overview: Following his brutal execution by the Fifth Strongest Warrior, Damnern Solv, the assassin Ryudien is unexpectedly reincarnated as Elyra, a newborn baby girl born into a peaceful noble household. Expecting to seek vengeance across a lifetime of hiding and training, Ryudien's new reality is completely upended when Damnern Solv appears in the middle of the night—not as an enemy assassin, but as her loving, protective father. Core Conflict: Ryudien's deep-seated trauma, bloodlust, and desire for revenge clash violently against the baffling reality of being cared for by his former executioner, forcing a psychological confrontation between his past life as a ruthless killer and his new identity as an infant daughter. Themes: Reincarnation and second chances, the distortion of duty and violence, father-child dynamics, and the psychological burden of vengeance versus unconditional love.

Roxanna died in a snowstorm apocalypse after being betrayed by her ex-husband and her best friend. But instead of resting in peace, she wakes up in the body of Roxanna Vixelle, the infamous Pink Fox villainess who tortured her five beast husbands for fun. Worse, the system in her head says: [Mandatory Survival Action: Mate with one of your husbands to gain +5 days of life.] [Failure Consequence: Death in 48 hours.] She thought she would never be able to complete that mission because after all, her husbands despise her. But without her realizing it, all five of them can hear every single thought inside her adorable little head. So when the system gives her that impossible quest again… All her husbands immediately line up in front of her like soldiers waiting for inspection. Dog husband: “CHOOSE ME! I’m the strongest! I have stamina for DAYS!” Fish husband: “I… I promise to be gentle.” Cat husband: “Step aside. She’ll choose who she wants.” Albino Lizard husband: “If mating will stabilize her lifespan, then I will do it.” Bird husband: “HEY! Don’t volunteer yourself first!” From then on, her lifespan would continue to increase, but at what cost? ==== Disclaimer: this is a REVERSE HAREM, meaning the female lead doesn’t need to choose. • • Follow my IG @Zenanicher

This is a work of fan fiction. All rights belong to its original author. Su Yan transmigrates into Douluo Continent with a cheat — a chat group that summons female Douluo characters! With the Nine Yang Divine Skill, Six Meridian Sword and Lingbo Steps, he’s unstoppable. Bibi Dong fumes, Qian Renxue mocks, and beauties like Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong fall for him. As the chat group grows, so does his irresistible Douluo harem. Crossovers: BTTH × Douluo Dalu × A Record of a Mortal’s Journey × More! Genre: Action | Martial-Arts | Fantasy | System | Harem | Adventure Read 1005+ Chapters and exclusive Patreon-only content here: patreon.com/RinBlaze – Join for just $20/month and unlock early access!

After sacrificing himself to save his comrades from an invading mecha fleet, Kaito 'Kite' awakens in a new, rustic world that harbors supernatural forces akin to his former home. Remarkably, the golden sword he clutched in his final moments also traveled with him. Could this blade be linked to his mysterious resurrection? Is he fated to be a warrior once more? Although all Kite yearns for is a tranquil existence, free from high-stake battles.

Zoe Hawkins lost everything in one night — her parents murdered, her twin sister, Chloe, dead, and her home slipping through her fingers. Alone and desperate, she assumes her sister's identity in a high-stakes competition, determined to win the prize money and reclaim her life. But living as Chloe comes with complications — especially when two mysterious brothers stir emotions she’s never known. One offers solace. The other? Heartache and betrayal. Yet her heart refuses to let go of either. As secrets buried in the house begin to surface, Zoe must face the truth: her sister’s death wasn’t just a tragedy — it was the beginning of something much darker.

*Blood Disaster* Two brothers clash over inheritance, wealth, and power. Set in a fantasy realm torn by generational family disputes and ancient war, their rivalry threatens to ignite a legacy of bloodshed across two dramatic seasons.

R18 ( No One 17 and Under Admitted ) On one night, a boy named Ezra is abandoned on road by his father. Aeri, a kind-hearted college student, takes him in and raises him as her own. As years pass, Ezra grows more manly with time and is now deeply in love with the woman he calls "Mom." To support Aeri, Ezra takes a job at the most famous brothel in town—a vibrant and lively establishment where beauty, desire, and drama intertwine. Working as a host and a male escort, he finds himself entangled in heated encounters, passionate affairs, and thrilling action as he navigates the challenges of the trade without letting Aeri ever knowing about his secret work. Ezra’s journey is filled with unexpected twists, romance, and adventure.

Betrayed by fate in his first life, he awakens in the past with eyes wide open to rewrite his destiny. Watch as he seizes this second chance, turning regrets into ruthless triumph and every opportunity into empire-building glory. DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction set in an alternate 1985 timeline. All characters, businesses, and events are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Real-world brands and historical figures are included solely for atmospheric context and do not imply endorsement or factual accuracy. ©2026 Inkstory. All rights reserved. This story is published exclusively on Webnovel,Royal Road and Scribble Hub. If you are reading this on a pirate site, please report it.

(This is a Multiverse Fanfic) ————————————————— A man enthralled with nothing but real combat and action based fiction, finds himself reborn in one of the many fictional worlds he read about in his lifetime of violence and bloodshed. Now taking the place of "The Strongest in History" Ryomen Sukuna, and gaining a system that lets him gain anything hewants so long as he can defeat a foe of equal value, he aims to not just battle the many sorcerers of the JJK verse but make them stronger so the battle is more enjoyable. So join this King of Slaughter on his journey to change history and feel the endless thrill of battle across the multiverse. ​————————————————— (A/N: This fanfic if my own original work, and I created everything except for the original IP's used within the story, I don't own JJK, or any of the other series present in this world.)

Welcome to the world of Lost Omniscient. "There are no plot twists left... only the ruins of a reality too shattered to understand." — Kell The universe is broken. Kell was never meant to exist — yet he walks the dying worlds, hearing whispers from the cracks of reality itself. Each step forward reveals a deeper betrayal, a darker secret, a heavier burden. In a multiverse where time bleeds into memory and gods have gone silent, Kell must choose: Will he mend what was lost or destroy what remains? This is not a hero’s journey. This is the story of the last witness to a forgotten truth. "A broken mind in a broken world" or "When gods fall silent, madness speaks".

Warning: This work contains a LOT of erotic content. Read responsibly. Or irresponsibly. We don't judge. If you're after something funny, filthy, and unapologetically ecchi, with real action, real romance, and a surprising amount of heart buried under all the chaos, then welcome home. Expect at least 400+ chapters. New chapters daily (minimum two, sometimes more). A story that will have you cackling one chapter and clutching your chest the next. Buckle up. --------------------- Synopsis: An unemployed virgin dies choking on sushi in his parents' basement (don't ask), and wakes up as a divine, fully-loaded sex robot in a world where no man can get aroused, and no woman has felt satisfied, in over twenty years. He was supposed to be a glorified pleasure appliance. A very well-engineered toaster with benefits. Built by a genius half-dwarf inventor and her drop-dead-gorgeous elf mother, he was never meant to have opinions, let alone feelings. Then a stolen god-crystal short-circuited the whole plan, and now he's got a soul, a conscience, an ever-growing harem of the world's most powerful (and horniest) women, and... somehow, against every reasonable expectation, the fate of an entire cursed continent resting on his glowing metal hips. To lift the curse, he has to bed his way across the map: centaurs, dragon-kin, demon royalty, forest goddesses, dwarven princesses, and at least one deity with genuinely concerning intentions. Along the way he's collecting a found family of misfits, a body count of increasingly ridiculous enemies, and, despite his creator's very firm rule against it... quite a lot of actual feelings. Expect comedy that never lets up, action that hits harder than it has any right to, a slow-burn found-family romance nobody saw coming, and a plot that keeps escalating in ways nobody could've predicted (including, frequently, the author). Weird. Unhinged. Weirdly wholesome underneath it all. Come for the sex robot, stay for the divine conspiracy. --------------------- Enjoying the ride? Ratings, reviews, and power stones keep this thing alive. Show some love! Let me know if you want it punchier, shorter, or leaning harder into a specific angle (comedy vs. plot vs. romance).

WARNING: Contains a dangerous amount of erotic content. Read responsibly. Or don't. We're not your parents. Funny. Filthy. Unapologetically ecchi. Real stakes, real romance, and, somehow, a real heart buried under all the chaos. If that sounds like your kind of trouble, welcome home. 400+ chapters planned. New chapters daily. A story that'll have you cackling one chapter and clutching your chest the next. Strap in. -------- SYNOPSIS: Lucien Vale was CEO of more companies than he could name, a billionaire playboy with the ethics of a loaded dice and the libido of a man who'd never once heard the word "no." Then a truck ended his winning streak. Standing trial before three very unimpressed gods, he did what he does best: negotiated. Talked eternal damnation down to a counteroffer. Now he's Lucidius, Demon Lord of a forgotten wasteland, under strict orders to give a world gone soft and complacent something to fear again. Lucien doesn't do anything halfway. Saddled with an angelic handler who's failing spectacularly to resist his charm, he sets his ruthless business instincts, corporate savvy, and shameless charisma loose on his new kingdom, and starts building an empire that doesn't just conquer. It modernizes. Plumbing. Electricity. Labor laws. Sensual massage benefits, obviously. The people worship him. The royals fear him. The gods are starting to sweat. He was sent to restore balance. Lucien Vale is here to dominate, and build a world worth conquering. --------------------- Enjoying the ride? Ratings, reviews, and power stones keep this thing alive. Show some love! Let me know if you want it punchier, shorter, or leaning harder into a specific angle (comedy vs. plot vs. romance).