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I died. No epic last stand, no blaze of glory. I just died. And I woke up in the world of Demon Slayer with the worst fate imaginable: my blood is basically cocaine for demons. Every demon that catches my scent loses its mind trying to devour me. My combat skills? Zero. My system? Locked. My master? He's been trying to abandon me for months. I was screwed… COMPLETELY SCREWED! Until one night, the cutest demon girl I've ever seen across two lifetimes tackled me to the ground, straddled me, and buried her face in my neck. And instead of shitting myself in fear… my heart started racing, and something inside me finally awakened. Turns out my power activates through female contact. The closer she is, the stronger I become… Yeah, I know how that sounds. My master calls me a degenerate. Her brother wants to rip my head off. And there I am, clinging to her like my life depends on it. Because it literally does. Welcome to a story where every breath smells like flowers, every battle starts with an embrace… …and my dignity was the first thing I sacrificed to survive.

Just got out from Hiatus. Updates will be 14-15 Chapters a week!!! ... Jeff, who died while doing his usual daily routine, found himself transmigrated into another world one that was twice the size of Earth. At first, he thought life would be the same. Peaceful. Boring, even. Just another world with different skies and landscapes. But he was wrong. On one fateful night, while he lay in his small room, a sudden ding echoed through the air. It was sharp, clear, and unnatural like something out of a sci-fi film. And then… something appeared before his eyes. [Luck Spin System has finally bind] [Congratulation you have gotten a skill: Godly Programming] With this luck finally his dream can finally come true which is making games, seeing that their was no minecraft in this world he decided to recreate it. Then his journey began starting as a programmer, he quickly rose to dominate the digital field, racing field, swimming field, shooting field, combat field, robotics field, hacking field, academic field, business field, gaming field, drone piloting field, artificial intelligence field, engineering field, virtual reality field, and even the military simulation field What would Jeff do with all these, skill and titles read to find out of course. ... Thank you for reading, and I hope you’ll continue to support me on my journey as an author. ******************************************** DISCLAIMER ******************************************** This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, applications, songs, technologies, locations, events, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or used fictitiously for storytelling purposes. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or to real companies, brands, applications (such as ChatGPT, Minecraft, or other well-known services), or any other entities is purely coincidental. All real-world references are included as part of the fictional setting and do not imply any endorsement, association, or ownership by the original creators. The author has no intention to defame, discredit, or infringe upon the rights of any individual, brand, organization, or intellectual property. This story is created solely for entertainment and creative expression, and should not be taken as factual or representative of real-life entities or events. Readers are advised to treat all references in this work as fictional, regardless of name similarities or thematic inspiration.

Hello everyone! Welcome to a collection like no other, a universe of multiple worlds, multiple genres, and countless emotions. Each story in this collection stands on its own. Some stories will make you laugh, others will perhaps break you a little, and a couple might make you question everything you thought was real! From Fantasy kingdoms to sci-fi futures, quiet slices of life to unsettling mysteries... every world has its own heartbeat. I originally made these for my friend (Ξchø) but now I'm sharing them with you all. So now it is time to find a nice comfortable place to sit back, to explore freely and let each story show you a new side of what a "novel" can be.

Sento, a young protagonist, gets reincarnated in a world of Dreams after being shot, betrayed to spare his life. In this new world, wherein your abilities are your wishes, he would tackle each step and unravel the mysteries. This is a journey, and adventure of Sento now as Merlin, And soon will grow as The Legendary Card Master.

Is It Wrong to Wake Up as Myself in Orario? A DanMachi Fanfiction I was supposed to land in Japan. Instead, I woke up in Orario. Not reincarnated. Not reborn. Not a hero blessed with a cheat skill or a divine mission. Just me-an orphan with too many regrets, too many memories, and absolutely no business surviving in a city built around a Dungeon that devours people every day. At first, survival was all that mattered. Find food. Earn money. Stay alive long enough to see tomorrow. Then the Dungeon started changing things. A mysterious ability that shouldn't exist. Knowledge of events that haven't happened yet. Monsters that seem to recognize me before I recognize them. The deeper I go, the harder it becomes to tell where luck ends and something far stranger begins. Around me, Orario continues moving toward the future I remember. Bell Cranel chases his dream. Familias rise and fall. Heroes are born. But people are not stories. As new bonds form and old wounds refuse to stay buried, I find myself caught between the world I came from and the one slowly becoming home. Some scars survived death. Some losses never truly ended. And some encounters feel far too familiar for comfort. I never wanted to replace anyone's story. I only wanted a chance to live my own. The problem is that Orario seems to have other plans.

In a world of warped wastelands, power is everything to the factions that govern them. And the only thing that means more than power, is the scarcity of water. Military scout Kozuna Ozukashi knows his goals of restoring the world to its once beautiful state and unifying the clans won't be an easy task. However, when he realizes just what kind of fate has been thrust upon him, he'll never be able to return to his once normal life. *As part of my S.S.O.U Project (SSOUP), all chapters across Seven Seals books 1-4 are being updated for a mass quality increase. For book 1 on Webnovel, and any other books I choose to put on here, I'm posting these updates in bulk by story chapter segments as each chapter group is completed. I post smaller updates on my tiktok every now and again, but otherwise, the chapter counter below will display what has been updated and what needs to be updated.* One more note: Everything is being semi-rewritten and edited, but I'm not perfect, and I'm a solo act. Once all chapters are complete, I'm doing a complete re-read to ensure as little grammatical issues as possible. If you spot any, please let me know. (especially quotations. they sometimes get spaced out weirdly or placed backward during formatting. let me know if something looks out of place.) Chapters Rewritten and Posted (so far) 30/30 (Final read-over in process)

Hajin was dumped in the border slums for a simple reason: he was a summoner who couldn't summon. He had no talent and now, no family name as well. He lived like that for years years, surviving on scraps and waiting for a miracle that never came. But that all changed when he kills a monster he was never supposed to beat, activating a dormant blood inside him that is linked back to the goddess of reincarnation. With his bloodline awakened and summoning power now working, he begins pulling female souls from the veil as he grows stronger to revive the goddess that was killed. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/detpaMXaG9

Stelle's transmigration into the brutal Warring States period of the Ninja World starts with a bicycle accident and a massive cosmic debt. Bound to a Mood Value Collection System, she takes out a loan for 100 consecutive draws, granting her an immortal body, perfect chakra affinities, and unparalleled talent. The catch? She only has one year to live unless she can harvest intense emotional reactions—joy, anger, sorrow, or despair—from the named, canonical characters of the Naruto universe to pay off her debt and buy back her lifespan. To survive, Stelle infiltrates the Senju clan as Mutsuki, befriending the legendary founders of Konoha: Hashirama, Tobirama, Madara, and Izuna. But playing the gentle peacemaker isn't enough to farm the massive points she needs. She begins crafting elaborate, overpowered aliases—from the world-destroying Black Robe Man 'Mie' to the emotionless Root Ninja 'Uchiha Kou' and the Sand Village princess 'Kazushi'. Through these personas, she orchestrates fake deaths, tragic sacrifices, and world-threatening crises, manipulating the entire Ninja World and driving the ultimate canon mastermind, Black Zetsu, to the brink of a mental breakdown. As her web of lies expands and she accidentally ascends to become the Fourth Hokage, the entire Ninja World is left reeling in her wake. While her friends mourn her fabricated sacrifices and her enemies tremble at her overwhelming power, Stelle continues her chaotic, hilarious quest to pay off her trillion-point debt. In a world meant for tragedy and war, she proves that the true god of shinobi is an immortal troll with a system. [Raw: 火影乐子文：马甲遍忍界撩完就跑] === CATEGORY & TAGS === Category: Fan-Fiction Tags: Transmigration, System, Overpowered, Multiple Identities, Comedy, Naruto, Female Protagonist, Manipulative

I was just taking a quiet late-night walk when I found… a child sleeping inside a dumpster. One thing led to another, and suddenly I became the accidental father of a kid no older than ten. The next morning, I woke up from a vivid dream. A mysterious Victorian woman whispering about "calamity, dungeons, portals, another world… yeah, good luck bro." She said all of that in the most casually elegant Victorian tone imaginable. But the real nightmare started when a floating screen appeared in front of me, spouting nonsense about quests and objectives. The day I picked up a child in a dumpster was the day my ordinary life ended. And that was when our story truly began. and most of all. this novel takes at year 2029. *** pls give it a try... I swear it gets better... my writing style might be ahh(ass) at first but I swear I got BETTER. and boom may 24th I'm now rewriting all the early chaps heh... (I... it's hard,...) 26/July/5th, I love, how The story is going right now. thought you might hate me because I don't favoritism and... yes... yk just read TEHE give it a try till you reach the Regression part/1st trial and drop it if it is STILL BADDD

After a rather unfortunate death at the hands of her own sibling, a woman had been gifted the opportunity of a lifetime, a chance at rebirth! Not only that, but she was given something she had wanted for all her life, a bookstore! But wait...her name is now Wanda Maximoff?! And is that Batman!? And why is Death stalking her?! Find out more in the rather...interesting adventures of a "simple" bookstore owner! ____________________________ READ BELOW! Tags - Yuri, small harem (2 girls), overpowered, godlike, smut, neutral mc, chaotic neutral mc, romance, action, female mc (no futanari), chaotic, fast paced, slice of life (Primarily), bookstore fic, DC, Marvel.

WARNING: 18+ Smut, morally grey characters and mental health themes. Benji Forster was just a gay man in Chicago nursing heartbreak from his cheating ex and binge-reading BL to cope—including one Guideverse manhwa he absolutely hated. Then he died after a heated robbery. Instead of heaven, hell, or peaceful nonexistence, Benji wakes up in a different universe—inside the body of Ambrose Hale, the very Guideverse protagonist he couldn’t stand. As if that isn’t bad enough, he’s saddled with a sharp-tongued system called Aura, whose idea of “help” involves dragging him every chance it gets. Benji thinks he can survive transmigration. Until a young boy appears at his door. Claiming to be his son from an alternate timeline. Now reborn as Ambrose, Benji must juggle raising a child he never planned for, hiding world-breaking secrets, and completing his system’s ultimate mission: Seduce the Guideverse! One dangerously hot Esper at a time. And failure? Yeah, that's a no no.

Zeth would never have imagined the plague of corporate culture infecting the heavens, yet here he was, sitting on the rim of a fountain in the divine city, unable to land a job. After being given a chance to revive as a rich bum, Zeth poured his heart into getting a job. But after being rejected everywhere, he had to settle for an internship with Death…the poorest god in heaven. Now, he struggles to find followers for the God of Death before his contract expires and he dies again, all while completing his quests and… [In order to wield the powers of death, the host must let go of all materialistic attachments.] "Wait... what do you mean by fight naked?" With his life set on a timer, Zeth struggles to find followers of death while still needing to clear dominions.

Taro transmigrated to the world of One Piece with a system called "Peerless Martial Arts Master". With the system's capabilities, he can learn any move from anyone after just one viewing. Garp's Iron Fist, Hawkeye's swordsmanship, Luffy's Gum-Gum Battle Axe, Zoro's Three-Sword Style, etc., are all easy to learn at a glance. Taro always felt he needed to play it safe, otherwise he would easily get killed. One day, after making a move, I suddenly discovered that... I'm so competitive! Everyone said: We already knew!

Waking up in a world of pirates as a Marine Captain, Danter Ashford has no desire to serve justice for bubbleheads. Instead, he sets his sights on something else-becoming a warlord in East Blue and ruling on his own terms. Step one: Build walls. Step two: Stockpile resources. Step three: Wait for the right moment. Then? Upend the world. --- My update schedule is every other day except Wednesday. disclaimers: This work of fiction is based on One Piece universe created by Eiichiro Oda, it is intellectual property of his and Shonen Jump, all rights reserved. This fanfiction is created for entertainment purposes only. Readers are encouraged to support Official One Piece series.

On the shattered peaks of Eryndor, where cultivators rise by defying heaven itself, one truth governs all existence—power is permitted only so long as the heavens allow it. Lin Aether was never meant to matter. Cast aside as a talentless disciple of the fallen Silent Heavens Sect, he spent five years unable to sense even the faintest trace of Qi. Mocked, ignored, and forgotten, he endured in silence—until the night the world finally answered him. Not with power. But with a warning. A seal buried deep within his soul begins to fracture, revealing a truth older than sects, older than empires—older than heaven itself. Lin is not merely a cultivator. He is the descendant of the Heavenbreakers, an ancient lineage erased from history for daring to challenge the will of the heavens. As lightning answers his breath and forbidden power awakens in his veins, the balance of Eryndor begins to collapse. A sentient weapon stirs beneath his sect. A hidden force known as the Void Court begins to move. And far above, the heavens themselves turn their gaze toward a boy who should not exist. Drawn into a world of sect wars, ancient ruins, and rising calamity, Lin’s path collides with Su Lian—a prodigious sword cultivator whose fate is as deeply entangled with his as it is opposed. What begins as rivalry soon becomes something far more dangerous, as their powers—and their destinies—begin to resonate. But power comes with a cost. As demonic forces rise, alliances fracture, and truths long buried claw their way back into the light, Lin is forced to confront a choice that will define the fate of all realms: Ascend… and become a sovereign under heaven. Or tear the heavens down—and face what lies beyond. Because some seals are not meant to be broken. And some things, once unsealed… Should never have awakened.

Bai Jue transmigrates into a world where people awaken the power of festivals to fight and survive. While others wield Spring, Mid-Autumn, or ancient ritual festivals, Bai Jue awakens the Ghost Festival—commanding a night where a hundred ghosts roam, marking the rise of a terrifying new legend.

the world of archlight academy.. this is the game I used to play over the 6 year's.. it's was so popular back then...but.. eventually.. it never updated in 2 years. the game. rapidly decreasing it Numbers.... but that changes. everything. — Saito got transmigrated into the game. as an unknown character who he never Heard of.. will he be a laughing stock? or will he be the loser who just got killed by a merely basic trap or... something else. but one thing can he survive.?

The cover art is NOT made using Ai and DOES hold significant value for the plot. it is NOT merely for reader engagement. ts tuff. --- High school just got a whole lot more awkward. Riku Arai thought the new semester would be normal—until he walks into class and finds his new seatmate is none other than his ex-girlfriend, Mei Hayasaka. The two haven't spoken properly since their messy breakup, and now they're stuck side-by-side every single day. Tension runs high, snarky remarks fly, and their classmates—especially the chaotic Hana, mei's bestfriend won't stop meddling. As ridiculous group projects, school trips, and embarrassing moments pile up, Riku and Mei are forced to confront the past they’ve both been avoiding. Old feelings begin to resurface—but so do old grudges. Can two exes survive sitting together without killing each other? Or worse… falling for each other all over again? ---- Ts so annoying....(i am jealous)

In a massive world where every soul is born with a birthright ability. One man and woman rise on opposite ends of fate, and explore the world and learn about their existence. and if they were truly given a blessing or a curse