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During a casual chat with Zhongli, Su Mo accidentally activates a mysterious Honkai Impact 3rd System. With it, he can transform into countless characters from Honkai Impact 3rd. Herscher of the Void vs. Morax? Herscher of Wind vs. Barbatos? Yae Sakura vs. Yae Miko? Herscher of Thunder vs. the Raiden Shogun…? “System, can you please give me some normal missions?” “…What? Those character cards are actually my own avatars? And I’m— what? A Japanese clone?!” Su Mo: “…System, I swear this better not be another prank.”

[Ding! You have obtained an extraordinary skill!] [Skill: Comprehensive Formation] "Amazing!" "I can create any skill I want, and anything else I can think of!" "But wait! I need Ability Points?" "Hahaha, I'll do anything to get them." "Nothing will stand in my way. I'll make everyone just a means to get what I want."

Jin-hyuk didn’t just clear [Tower of Trials]. He saw what was waiting at the top. And it wasn’t a reward. When the Tower becomes real, everyone assumes he’ll be humanity’s savior—because he knows the fastest path. But Jin-hyuk isn’t racing to the top to save the world. He’s racing because he knows what happens if someone else reaches the ending first.

Konoha: What kind of explosive chaos would rock the Naruto world… if someone walked in carrying a Devil Fruit with Ope Ope–style surgical powers— nerfed by seawater, fueled by stamina— plus the physique of a Saiyan, and even a knockoff Sea-Prism Stone in his pocket? Yeah. That “someone” is me. My name is Kaito, and while I was just casually playing a game, the game decided to play me— and I got transmigrated inside it. Fortunately, I can still hop back to my real world, and even better, a bizarre system woke up with me. Main Quest — Survive until the end of Shippuden. Rewards: Stay in this world and receive a noble black card loaded with one billion in perfectly legal, fully verified, foolproof liquid cash; Or obtain my character’s peak power, then travel to any world I choose—or stay in Naruto to enjoy the view. For a modern person? Either choice is basically winning the cosmic lottery. But after spending half a month irl and three whole years in the Second World, only to return and find the neighborhood outside my home looking like it got hit by a failed Chunin Exams invasion… Let’s be real—there was only one logical decision: —Time to jump worlds and run for my life! “My dream,” I declared solemnly, “is to become a proper chunin.”

[This is a lighthearted story; the protagonist has no morals or limits.] Having transmigrated to the Harry Potter world, Charlie White is bound to the [Tyrant System]. By engaging in tyrannical behavior, you can earn Tyrannical Points and draw prizes infinitely! While Hermione was studying her textbooks in the library. [Ding! His Majesty's sleeping posture in class is practically a reincarnation of Hu Hai, perfectly embodying the behavior of a tyrannical ruler who "neglects state affairs"! Reward: Tyrannical Ruler Points +100!] While Harry and Ron were training hard for Quidditch. [Ding! His Majesty has been extravagant, purchasing all the desserts in Diagon Alley, in line with the behavior of a "tyrannical and hedonistic" ruler! Reward: Tyrant Points +500!] Charlie casually did a ten-pull! [Congratulations, Your Majesty, on obtaining: Animagus (Selectable Form)! +1 Free Talent Point, +1000 Proficiency in Fiendfire...] Dumbledore: "Mr. White is the most gifted student I've ever seen, but unfortunately he just doesn't like to study..." Voldemort: "Why? He learned the dark magic I painstakingly studied just by yawning?!" Charlie lay on the sofa and sighed helplessly, "I don't want to either, but the system is giving me too much!"

[Warning: Mature Content R-18] Lots of Melons. Only NTR Netori - No Netorare. Join my discord here for NSFW character images- https://discord.gg/AdUqcjxSMy Alex was nineteen, a college student, and apparently the universe decided to curse him… with a system. [MILF Paradise System Activated] [Notification: Nearby MILF detected] [Alert: Desire levels rising] [Ding! System online] What can Alex do now, except breed every MILF he comes across? Every MILF in his neighborhood was hopelessly drawn to him. Every glance, every brush of skin, every accidental touch made them want… more. And trust him, more was exactly what they were going to get. He got caught hooking up with his neighbor’s wife because of it. His parents kicked him out. And now? He was moving into the ultimate hotspot for horny, desperate MILFs: the infamous MILF Apartments. With the system buzzing in his head constantly, every MILF he met was a temptation he couldn’t ignore. Every encounter was a test of control… though control was the last thing he had. From the blonde bombshell next door in her soft maxi dress, to the yoga instructor with a killer ass… he was living in a paradise of desire. The system wasn’t subtle. It was relentless. It was teasing him. It was daring him. And it was making sure he was constantly… busy. Welcome to the MILF Paradise System.

All Adrian Voss ever wanted was a quiet, lazy life. Fate had other ideas. Reborn into a brutal world of shinobi, Adrian awakens with a terrifyingly versatile power — the Flower-Flower ability, allowing him to manifest limitless limbs, clones, and weapons from thin air. One thought. Endless arms. Infinite possibilities. Rescued from a battlefield and raised by the legendary Tsunade, then forged under the fiery training of Kushina Uzumaki, Adrian dreams only of naps, peace, and avoiding trouble at all costs. Unfortunately, the ninja world refuses to leave him alone. Hand seals? He bypasses them. Overwhelming techniques? He overwhelms them back — with sheer numbers. Weapons? As many as he wants, whenever he wants. No matter how hard Adrian tries to stay lazy, his absurd talent keeps dragging him into deadlier battles, stronger enemies, and increasingly ridiculous situations. Forced to grow stronger to protect the people who raised him, the so-called “slacker” slowly begins carving a legend that even the great villages whisper about in fear. Tsunade can only glare and call him a troublesome brat. Kushina can only sigh at her hopelessly gifted student. And Adrian? He just wonders when the world will finally let him sleep. Because behind the naps and complaints hides something far more dangerous — Konoha’s Hidden Nightmare.

My name is Fuli. I am a regressor. Before my regression, I managed to tank my way through the Third Honkai Impact, only to die two and a half years later* amidst an endless stream of Great Eruption events. Then, I was reborn—sent back to the time right before the Third Honkai Impact began. This time, I was determined to be prepared, ensuring I wouldn't just hit "Game Over" again. Through a series of unfolding events, while I haven't exactly escaped to safety yet, I have managed to leverage my future knowledge to snag some pretty decent rewards. The price? A swarm of Anti-Entropy Titans, heavy combat drones, and armed soldiers are coming at us in endless waves, chasing me and my companions until we have nowhere left to run. But I'm not panicking in the slightest. The Third Honkai Impact is about to hit any second now. When that happens, their offensive will crumble instantly. So, I calmed my mind and waited patiently. However... *Eh?* Glancing at the time on my wristwatch, Fuli looked up at the sky—it was still its usual azure blue. He looked back at the Titan squad—still pursuing as usual. Then he looked at the passengers in the car: Kiana, Bronya, and Mei, each wearing a complicated expression. —Wait, hold on. Seriously, bro? Where is the Third Honkai Impact I was promised?!! ----- ALT TITLE: So, About That Promised Third Honkai Impact?!! World Merge of [Houkai Gakuen 2], [Honkai Impact 3rd], and [Honkai Star rail] setting, mosly HI3 setting. Yes this harem, kinda hate but the setting good enough for me.

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- "Humans are scum. A man is an untamed animal, the magic you call your seduction just my daily breakfast. You are dirty. Your unfiltered words are filthy. The mere sight of your untrained habits disgust me, cur. No matter how handsome everybody claims your face is, I will reap your next generation, destroy everyone you hold dear, every singed being that dares to protect you and prove that you all deserve to stay below my foot. No God will protect you when I've made my decision. Bow your vile tongue to me or face your inevitable demise, demon." ~Isabella Heart to Adam. --------------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

Alex died and woke up in an alternate reality of 2 Broke Girls and Hollywood with a system. In the new reality, Alex was a broke-ass guy. But the System gave him some options to help him start his new life... He chose writing as his profession. Luckily, the movies and novels that existed in his world don't exist here and Alex plans to bring those masterpieces to life in this new world. And maybe create a harem on the way... Max, Caroline, and then there are those gorgeous celebs. [MC will create movies, there will be celebs, and obviously 2 Broke Girls. MC isn't evil. And we'll see many crossover arcs with other shows.] [We will be seeing both the sides of Hollywood and 2 Broke Girls, side by side.] [This world is slightly technological advance and I've changed certain things to fit the story] [No. This is not a translation.] [I don't own anything related to 2 Broke Girls or Hollywood other than my own OC] --- Support link: www.patreon.com/UnknownMaster [6-7 adv chs] --- [STOP TRANSLATING MY WORK, RULATE FUCKERS]

Ren transmigrates into the world of Naruto — and wakes up as Sasuke Uchiha’s elder brother.At the exact moment the infamous “Hokage killing his master” incident unfolds, Ren unlocks a terrifying cheat: The God-Tier Trait System. Plunder traits. Copy abilities. Fuse everything into something even stronger. As long as he keeps collecting traits, his growth has no limits. Seven years later, on the night the Uchiha Clan is destined for annihilation… A small figure steps forward, raises his hand in front of Itachi, and declares calmly: “My foolish big brother.” From that moment on, the ninja world begins to derail. Sasuke: “Both my brothers are geniuses?! Then what does that make me?!” Naruto: “Brother Ren! How do you know my dad’s Flying Thunder God Technique?!” Third Hokage Hiruzen: “Since when did an Uchiha kid start bullying my monkey?!” Second Hokage Tobirama: “Who said the Uchiha are born evil? I don’t see anything evil at all.” Kakashi: “With Ren around… I’m not worthy of being called the Copy Ninja anymore.” Obito: “Fine. Then I’ll create a world without Ren!” Madara: “Hahahaha! The era of insane Uchiha begins with this brat!” A world where fate was once fixed… A clan once doomed to extinction… A system that devours everything in its path… When plundering becomes power — who can stop an Uchiha that steals destiny itself?

R18 ( No One 17 and Under Admitted ) On one night, a boy named Ezra is abandoned on road by his father. Aeri, a kind-hearted college student, takes him in and raises him as her own. As years pass, Ezra grows more manly with time and is now deeply in love with the woman he calls "Mom." To support Aeri, Ezra takes a job at the most famous brothel in town—a vibrant and lively establishment where beauty, desire, and drama intertwine. Working as a host and a male escort, he finds himself entangled in heated encounters, passionate affairs, and thrilling action as he navigates the challenges of the trade without letting Aeri ever knowing about his secret work. Ezra’s journey is filled with unexpected twists, romance, and adventure.

Working as a maid for three of the most terrifying, gorgeous, high-powered women alive was never on my bingo card. Yet here I am, cleaning furniture that costs more than my entire bloodline while trying not to cry in the walk-in pantry. Every day I get judged by women who could step on me, ruin me financially, emotionally, spiritually, sexually, or all of the above. At once. With heels. Arlecchino is basically a human lie detector with murder-mystery detective energy and eyes that probably know my search history. Signora looks like she files taxes (or not, I dunno) in couture and eats diamonds for breakfast. Kafka is the therapist-slash-author who could destroy my mental health using only a paragraph, then gently pat my head about it. My daily routine goes something like this: cook, clean, garden, get stabbed a little, get kidnapped occasionally, recover, and then immediately get pulled into more nonsense that absolutely was not included in any job description I signed. It's like the universe said, "What if we threw one overstimulated disaster maid into a murder mansion and filmed it for fun?" They keep calling me the head maid, which is hilarious considering I am literally the only maid here. Somehow I'm still hanging on. Through the flirting, the near-death experiences, the emotional whiplash and the slow realization that I might be developing Stockholm Syndrome but make it cute. Also, surprise, the story is a romantic comedy fused with a psychological thriller and sprinkles of emotional devastation. You know, for flavor. And maybe... maybe I'm not just barely surviving anymore. Maybe this mansion is starting to feel like home. Haha. No. Absolutely not. Probably.

Marlon, your typical bullied high school kid, fell into a pit on Earth and climbed out into Arden, a brutal world overrun by demonic beasts, monsters, and deadly extraterrestrial creatures that threatened humanity. In this world, humans could wield the apocalyptic energy called Aether to unlock systems and awaken supernatural talents to fend against the calamities. But Marlon’s new life began as that of a weakling, a laughing stock among everyone. Until fate handed him a rare, extraordinary talent: Absolute Attack. From a powerless outcast, he rose to become a heaven-shaking hero, his fists alone wielding unimaginable abilities—amplifying strength, healing wounds, bending reality, and even creating worlds. ===== Join Discord: https://discord.gg/AMzKCWZp2x ===== Goals 100 Powerstones = 2 Extra Chapter 100 Golden ticket = 5 Extra Chapters Gifts = 1 Bonus Chapter per 1000 coins spent in gifts

After the former Grand Sage Azar of Sumeru died unexpectedly of old age, a new Grand Sage—Idris—took his place, inheriting both the highest authority in Sumeru and the grim duty of imprisoning the Dendro Archon, Nahida. Sitting in the very seat that every player once dreamed of destroying, Idris chose to defy all expectations. Instead of repeating his predecessor’s mistakes, he would truly stabilize his rule—and govern this nation himself. When questioned on why he showed no reverence for the gods, Idris replied: “It was the Scarlet King who halted the spread of Sumeru’s corruption. It was the Great Lord Rukkhadevata, the former Dendro Archon, who redeemed the rainforest. And as for Nahida—her only acts have been to tell children fairy tales and to comfort lost souls. Those things… the Akademiya can do just as well!” When Scaramouche demanded to know why Idris wanted him dead, he answered calmly: “Forgiving you—that is God’s business. But from this day forward, in Sumeru… there will be no God.” From the moment Idris ascended to power, Sumeru embarked on a path utterly unlike any before it— a nation ruled by science and reason, displaying what true wisdom truly meant. “I may be a villain,” he said, “but I am also Sumeru’s Grand Sage— the last sage of the Great Lord Rukkhadevata.”

Ethan Vale is reborn into the Pokémon world as a poor nobody, expecting a simple life raising Pokémon. Instead, he awakens a broken Hextech-style game system that turns Pokémon battles into MMO-level combat with items, synergies, buffs, and combos. His Meowscarada equips absurd gear, stacks Grass and Dark synergies, and snowballs infinitely through Fear, damage scaling, and summoned world-tree effects. As Ethan Vale masters high-end mechanics like cooldown weaving, attribute switching, and pro-level combos, he completely breaks the competitive scene. Years later, he casually teaches people how to bully Mewtwo, while champions like Orion get annihilated and publicly accuse him of cheating.

Naruto Uzumaki is supposed to be the Kyuubi’s only host. The night the Nine-Tails attacks, that stops being true. Caught in the chaos, a newborn girl survives something she absolutely shouldn’t, and half of Kurama’s chakra vanishes with her. By the time the dust settles, Konoha is left with a miracle baby, strange reports from worried medics, and a file that quietly disappears into the Hokage’s drawer. That baby grows up as Tomoka: part-Uzumaki, part-something-else, and fully aware this isn’t the first time she’s lived. Aurora the scientist died in another world. Tomoka, the monster-in-progress, wakes up in this one with knowledge she shouldn’t have and no intention of letting anyone decide her fate for her. She isn’t the hero this village is waiting for, or the villain it fears. She’s the hidden monster of the Leaf— and sooner or later, everyone is going to notice.

In the 34th year of Konoha’s existence, the Uchiha clan gave birth to a mission-obsessed maniac. Ask him why he risks his life so recklessly, and he’ll only give one answer: “I need to gain experience points… by drawing cards.” Character cards obtained: [Uchiha Madara (Youth)] [Namikaze Minato (Adult)] [Uchiha Sasuke (Team Taka)] Madara: I see my younger self reflected in him. Minato: It feels like I’ve always lived in Genji’s shadow. Fugaku: This is bad! That brat is targeting Mikoto?! Visit my Patreon to read up to 84 chapters ahead and enjoy daily updates: patreon.com/laktozlu

Daniel, an ordinary Western otaku, unexpectedly gains the ability to travel to the world of anime and manga. He decides to head straight for the most popular anime and manga universe, to conquer the goddesses of the two-dimensional world, building a harem, seducing and conquering, completely immersing himself in a blissful world of sex and beautiful women. Hi everyone, my books is now available on Gumroad. Come and buy it when you have time! Beauty Trainer-Northern Dominion Arc https://yourbestsuki.gumroad.com/l/at Perverted Otaku: I Went to the Anime World and Did Lewd Things https://yourbestsuki.gumroad.com/l/ea If you want more CH, you can go to Inkitt Search, thanks.

This is a Translation Raw: 賽馬娘：成為傳奇訓練員 作者： 百升飛上天分類 ---------------------------------------------------------- Standing before you now is the first-ever recipient of the International Best Trainer Achievement Award, the cover figure of this year’s year-end issue of Trainer magazine, a lifetime honorary trainer of the International FUI Association, lifetime chief trainer of the URA Association, creator of the “Eternal Top Three,” pioneer of the Miracle Generation, and leader of the Golden Generation. He is the legendary trainer praised by renowned Uma Musume such as the Gray-Haired Monster, White Lightning, Black Assassin, Shadow-Covered Phantom, and the End-of-Century Overlord. His name is Jo Kitahara. Jo Kitahara: Wait… didn’t I originally just want to earn enough money to feed Oguri Cap? [No System] [Training, Racing, Daily Interactions, Team Management] ------------------------------------------------------------