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Artoria was invited to attend a comic convention in Nantong. However, due to poor management and the venue being in disrepair, I ended up with a head injury. When I get back, I'm definitely going to report her three times. Now I'm all alone in the Marvel universe, feeling miserable. Mother Earth, I want to go home! I want to eat the steamed buns sold downstairs, not hamburgers!

Starting with Hoshimi Miyabi is fine, after all, she has superhuman strength and a powerful sword, so paying a price is only natural. But why is there another Hoshimi Miyabi?! And why am I facing the Anti-Air Section 6 right from the start?! How am I supposed to play this? This is the story of someone thrown into a chaotic situation where powerful abilities, unexpected encounters, and strange circumstances turn life into something far more complicated than expected. With transformation, semi invincible abilities, slice of life moments, and a story driven journey, surviving this world might be harder than it first seemed.

That day, Penguin Logistics picked up a housekeeper who fell from the sky. Since the day he was found, we have been living a life of eating well, drinking well and sleeping well every day. Shirou: What should we cook today? Shirou Emiya, 17 years old this year, is a magus and also a housekeeper picked up by Penguin Logistics. Apart from some nightmares sometimes, life is pretty good. It’s just that he seems to have gained a lot of strange titles recently… The last conscience of Penguin Logistics Penguin Logistics Limiter The most wanted person by the Lungmen Guard The Red Devil of Lungmen...and other titles that sound embarrassing. Shirou: If that's all, then who is Mama Emiya??? Penguin Logistics: Mama Emiya, we can't live without you! Don't be blinded by the people of the Lungmen Guard Bureau! Lungmen Bureau: We also want to eat Mama Emiya's cooking every day! Defeat Penguin Logistics and let Mama Emiya regain his freedom!!! Shirou: The people here are so strange. Anyway, this is about Shirou Emiya's daily life after he was hit in the face by the Holy Grail and came to the Arknights world, with the main venue being Arknights. .

Do you think death is the end of everything, including all your suffering? For Evan, it wasn’t. Instead of enjoying eternal, blissful sleep, he finds himself thrown into a post apocalyptic world, where life is nothing but a living hell. Born as a slave, he has no rights, not even the right to life or death. It seems fate enjoys mocking him. But luckily, it’s not entirely cruel. Evan has a chance to change his destiny… with the Divine Clone System. Ding! [You have awakened your first clone.] [Congratulations! Your clone has inherited the bloodline of the God of Death.] Evan’s own potential might be limited, but the potential of his clones is not. With the system, he can grow together with them, surviving, and perhaps even thriving, in this fallen world.

***This is the BOOK 1 under the QUESTIONABLE SERIES*** {VOLUME ONE COMPLETED} (Currently under editing) __________________ COPYRIGHT NOTICE: @ All Rights Reserved. No portion of this publication may be reproduced, copied, stored, transmitted, adapted, translated, or distributed in any form or by any means, including but not limited to electronic, digital, or online media, without the prior written consent of the author. Unauthorized use, duplication, or dissemination of any part of this work will constitute a violation of copyright law and may result in legal action. ___________________ BLURB: ___________________ He’s the last man she’d ever fake date. She’s the chaos his control was never built to survive. Danica Clarke doesn’t play by anyone’s rules but her own. She’s a storm in stilettos: flawless, ferocious, and utterly untouchable. A woman who eats boardroom sharks for breakfast and signs multimillion-dollar deals before her morning espresso cools. She built her empire on blood, grit, and brilliance. Love? To her, it’s for the weak-hearted and the dream-drunk, not for women with empires to build. Alfred Brown is Danica’s living contradiction. Infuriatingly charming, disarmingly kind, with a smile capable of thawing the ice in her veins and a soul so golden it borders on blinding. He is everything she mocks and everything she secretly aches for. A romantic in a world of cynics. A whisper of poetry against her hard-edged pragmatism. When a fake-dating scheme throws them together, sparks don’t just fly, they ignite. Every glance becomes a provocation, every touch a challenge, and every deception sold to the world feeds a truth neither can outrun. Heat builds, tennsion breaks, and the distance between wanting and needing collapses. Because sometimes, the last person you’d ever fall for…is the one who makes you fall the hardest. ____________________________ Author's Note: Hey lovely readers! First of all, THANK YOU for choosing this story. I’m beyond excited to share Danica and Alfred’s wild, fiery, emotional journey with you. Yes, English isn't my first language, and some early chapters might be a little rough around the edges—but please hang in there! The heart of the story is what matters, and I promise you—it gets juicier, funnier, and deeper as you go. Follow me on Instagram for updates & behind-the-scenes fun: @quillfame_29 DISCLAIMER: THE IMAGES IN THE COVER AND THE IDEA IS TAKEN FROM THE PINTEREST, AND IT BELONGS TO ORIGINAL CREATOR. THE COVER PAGE WAS THEN MODIEFIED USING ONLINE TOOLS.

In her first life, Primrose Vielle Illvaris thought the Lycan King hated her. He barely spoke to her, avoided her like the plague, and his people treated her as if she were invisible. After all, she wasn’t his choice, just a fate mate he never wanted. So when she met a tragic end, she welcomed death with open arms, hoping to step through the gates of heaven and spend her days running around the flower garden. But then … she was reborn. Thrown back to the past, right to the moment she was forced into their marriage, Primrose was determined to leave him before history could repeat itself. But just as she planned her escape, something strange happened— She could hear his thoughts. And they were nothing like his cold, distant behavior. 【My wife is so beautiful today … But if I look at her, I won’t be able to let go.】 【I'm a beast, I'm a monster, I don't deserve my wife ....】 Primrose almost choked on air. Wait—what?! The more she listened, the more shocking the truth became— HE WAS OBSESSED WITH HER. Every time she was near, his thoughts screamed: "MINE." "MATE." "MY WIFE IS MAD AT ME! I DESERVE TO DIE!!" Excuse me?! Since when did the cold, untouchable Lycan King turn into this pathetic lovesick fool?! ———— Follow my IG @Zenanicher

To Gu Mo, everyday life seems like a peculiar online game. He gets 'knocked offline' after being awake for 8 hours and can see other people's IDs and health bars. And even worse, he could enter some mysterious places in the city. "Buzz...for protecting...buzz...physical and mental health, users under 18 are subject to the anti-addiction system restrictions, your...online hours have reached eight, forced offline...login restriction...please complete quickly...buzz...official certification..."

After a bus crash in his previous life, a man awakens in the summer of 2010 as the "forgotten" sixth member of Lenny Feder’s legendary childhood clique. He is bonded to the "Rewind & Repair Protocol," a causality-manipulating system that identifies "critical bugs"—emotional damage and missed opportunities—within the friend group's history. Using the system's "Causal Intuition," he must navigate the high-stakes comedy of a lake house reunion while spending points to fix his friends' crumbling lives. As he raises his "World Integration Score," he discovers that being a true friend is the only way to keep the timeline from glitching out of existence.

In her previous life, Han Ruochen was tricked into marriage and was forcibly made the wife of the foolish brother of her husband. She failed to escape, and her legs were broken by her cousin, Han Ziyan, who not only stole her husband but her destiny. She thought that after giving birth to a son and a daughter for the fool, she would be allowed to leave, but unfortunately, fate had other plans. She was killed by her foolish husband, who beat her up until she died, and her entire family was razed by Han Ziyan, whom they had kindly adopted. Han Ruochen hated Han Ziyan to the point that she couldn’t even close her eyes even when she died. However, when she opened her eyes, she was reborn in the nineties, before she lost everything. Armed with the knowledge of her previous life, Han Ruochen started to guard against Han Ziyan and her mother, Meng Yunhan, for she knew that Han Ziyan wasn’t her cousin but her mother’s illegitimate child! And the two of them were determined to snatch her father’s fortune and ruin her siblings to fill the pit made by Han Ziyan’s biological father. But by a stroke of luck, Han Ruochen gained a ‘Golden Finger’. Not only did her strength increase by leaps and bounds, but the sea also became her golden fishing ground. She left on an empty boat and returned with tonnes of expensive seafood. That wasn’t all. With the money and strength, she straightened her siblings and made them walk on the righteous path, where they started to respect the elders and care for the young. Thefts? Corruption? What was that? Come here and let your sister straighten you up with her fishing rod!

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[WARNING: This book contains explicit R18 scenes] After the Catastrophe, the rich and the gifted built walls and left the rest of us on the other side. The plain, where zombies roam and survival is the only way to live. When the zombies finally caught me and sank their teeth into my neck, I didn't die. I awakened the Lewd Leveling System. [Core Rule: Have sex with female ability users to recharge, level up, and grow stronger.] [Every moan, every orgasm, every scream gives you EXP] Sounds great, right? Except the real problem starts when I make it inside the walls. Because every time I sleep with a female ability user, she charges and levels up too. *** In a world where ability is power and every ability user is slowly burning out, a Charger who can boost anyone's gift is the most wanted man alive, and Abram Nadez is the only Charger. How is he supposed to keep a low profile when every woman, students, teachers, administrators, MILFs, wants a sample, and every man who's lost his wife, girlfriend or mother to him wants him dead?

Thrown back into the chaotic 90s, Sean Carter claws his way to the top—using modern knowledge to become the richest arms dealer alive. Just when he thinks he’s won the game… an owl delivers a letter from Hogwarts. Turns out, this is the wizarding world. But Sean isn’t your typical wizard. When Voldemort shows up threatening domination, he doesn’t get spells thrown at him—he gets a gun pointed straight at his face. Boom. Problem solved. Meanwhile, Sean starts reshaping the entire magical world, bringing in tech, shaking traditions, and turning everything upside down. As pureblood pride collapses and even Slytherin’s reputation flips on its head, one question remains—what happens when a modern arms dealer rewrites the rules of magic itself?

Yuan was born with an incurable illness that left him blind at a young age and crippled a few years later, rendering everything below his head useless. Deemed hopeless and irredeemable, his parents quickly gave up on him, and the world ignored him. In this dark and still world, his younger sister became his sole reason for living. Watch as this young man reaches for the apex as a genius in Cultivation Online, the newest VRMMORPG, becoming a legendary figure in both worlds. --------------------- My other novels: Dual Cultivation

Being reincarnated into a world filled with perpetual violence, unending chaos, and never ending drama has to be the worst feeling anyone could ever experience. Weren't good things supposed to happen when these things happened? At least a guy can get a fade before all this pandemonium ensues right? Join the M.C as he navigates the world of Invincible as the titular protagonist of the series Mark Grayson, and experience how he does things his way; If he lives long enough to do it that is. Book #1 of the "Self Insert" Series. To see more chapters in advance, see other works in progress/being created, and to get a different type of viewing experience. Be sure to check out my Patreon. I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com and other sites https://patreon.com/Vinneer.

Soren Vale never asked to be a hero. He barely survived group projects, let alone magical forests full of monsters. But after waking up in a strange world with glowing trees, a sarcastic system, and a tiny fox curled in his lap, he quickly learns three things: - He has been transmigrated into a kingdom where beast‑tamers, adventurers, and mages rule society. - His “special cheat ability” is a Beast‑Taming, Summoning, and Crafting System… with a 12% success rate. - His first and only companion is a snow‑white fox the size of a loaf of bread — adorable, clingy, and apparently F‑minus rank. Surviving the Starfall Forest is only the beginning. When Soren stumbles into Starfall Academy — the most prestigious beast‑taming school in the kingdom — he becomes the most underestimated student in history. But as he cooks terrible snacks, crafts questionable items, and accidentally evolves his fox into something far more dangerous than anyone expects, Soren discovers that “weak” doesn’t stay weak for long. With a system that grows through effort, a fox that’s cute but deadly, and a talent for panicking his way into success, Soren begins a journey that will shake kingdoms, summon legends, and craft miracles. He just wants to pass his classes. The world wants him to save it.

Wen Mang is only a history UP host. Yet every time he posts a video, the people arguing in the comments are… Liu Bei. Guan Yu. Zhang Fei. Zhao Yun. Zhuge Kongming. A mysterious light screen descends, replaying the true fate of the Three Kingdoms, unchanged, merciless, and brutally honest. Liu Bei watches his empire collapse and asks in disbelief: “Shu Han… ended like this? And even my statue was expelled from Wuhou Shrine?” Guan Yu sees himself drowned, defeated, deified, and used. “So this is how history remembers the Martial Saint?” Zhang Fei learns his own end and falls silent for a long, long time. “Is this really… all I amounted to?” Zhao Yun witnesses seven entries and seven exits become a legend yet still cannot save the world he fought for. And Zhuge Kongming… He doesn’t ask about victory or defeat. He asks one question only: “If such a light screen exists can history be rewritten?” From military formations to aircraft carriers, from grain transport to industrial warfare, modern knowledge crashes into ancient ambition. Old regrets awaken. Unfinished oaths resurface. And once the heroes understand why they lost… Will they still accept the ending history gave them? When the light screen up again, the Three Kingdoms are already on a different path.

Ning Wei has been concealing her identity, posing as a man and entering the entertainment industry to become an Idol. She only wanted to make money and look for her family. Unexpectedly, she gained a lot of fans from all ages and gender along the way. She also caught the eye of a certain young master. One day, Ning Wei’s identity as a woman was exposed. Her group members were shocked. The netizens were uproar. Her fans felt betrayed. Ning Wei looked at the young master in front of her and knew that he was furious. He was sincere to her from the beginning while she had lied to him. She tried all sorts of tricks to coax the young master. Just when she thought that she should give up, the young master pressed her against the wall and looked at her dangerously. “Wei Wei, you can’t run away after teasing me.” “Feng An Yu, I am a woman.” “I know. Whether you are a man or a woman, I still want you.” Cover and characters Illustration commission by kirinlukis --- Shared universe with: 1. Loving You Too Much 2. True Love and Other Lies 3. A Lifetime with You 4. The Dragon Beside Me 5. Love So Sweet 6. Commander Qi's Runaway Wife 7. The Wedding Planner's Romance 8. The Author Must Die 9. The Substitute Groom Chases His Wife

Time, Tarzan, & Terrible Ideas is a sci-fi comedy action-adventure mystery thriller that begins with a terrible... but groundbreaking... mistake. Dr. Milo Finch, a brilliant, anxious young scientist with more intelligence than common sense, successfully invents a time machine. During what is supposed to be a short, observational test run, Milo is violently thrown into the distant past and crash-lands in the heart of an untouched jungle. There, Milo makes an impossible discovery: he has landed in the era... and the world... of Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle. Far from a myth, Tarzan is intelligent, perceptive, and deeply connected to the natural world. Milo’s arrival immediately disrupts the balance of the jungle. His futuristic technology destabilizes time itself, attracting armed hunters and anachronistic forces that should not exist in this era. As Milo struggles to reconcile scientific logic with the terrifying reality that he may have broken history, Tarzan recognizes the danger Milo represents... and the necessity of his survival. The unlikely duo forms an uneasy alliance: Milo brings chaotic future knowledge, comic book references, and reckless innovation; Tarzan brings unmatched physical skill, strategic instincts, and the jungle itself as a weapon. Together, they uncover a growing mystery: someone else has learned to exploit time travel, using the past as a battlefield and resource. What begins as a survival story quickly escalates into a hidden time war, with Tarzan’s jungle as ground zero. As paradoxes multiply and reality begins to fracture, Milo must find a way to repair time before it corrects itself violently... by erasing everything in its path. Blending sharp comedy, high-energy action, and escalating thriller elements, Time, Tarzan, & Terrible Ideas reimagines a classic legend through the lens of modern sci-fi, exploring destiny, responsibility, and the consequences of asking “what if” one time too many.

What would you do if you got transmigrated into the world of Harry Potter with a system that had a few screws loose and secretly schemed behind your back to turn you into the greatest, baddest, most terrifying Dark Lord that had ever lived…?

When a classified CIA experiment snaps like a bad alibi, 1920s private investigator Flat Flanagan is ripped out of his smoke soaked era and dumped into the 21st century. The jazz is gone. The streets glow with screens. The lies are faster now. Meaner too. With no road back to his own time, Flat is offered a deal by CIA Director Grisson. Become the Agency’s last private eye. No badge. No backup. Just instincts sharpened in an age where men looked you in the eye before they ruined you... And the timing could not be worse...