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Opening the newspaper: "The Terrifying Clown of Bull Street Appears on Kos Street," "The Man-Eating Witch Caesar Flees Towards the Queen's Quarter," "The Casanova Sylvie Wins Over the Princess," "A Dragon-Winged Young Girl Appears Above the Monastery Outside the City," "The Great Saintess Saint Syl Arrives Today in Her Faithful Suramar!" "Ahem..." Saint Syl, somewhat embarrassed, put down the newspaper in the carriage. Damn it... Opening the newspaper, it's all me...

Transmigrated into the world of Genshin Impact, Han Feng obtained the [God-Tier Manga Shop System]. As long as he welcomed a certain number of customers, he would receive exclusive rewards. With the help of manga from his past life provided by the system, his shop quickly took Teyvat by storm! Venti: “Ahehe~ When will I finally pull that Foodie Tablecloth? I’m so broke I can’t even afford soup!” Zhongli: “The Ultraman manga from your store is truly fascinating. I’ve already begun constructing an Ultraman statue in Liyue.” Ningguang: “With the Peace Star, my Jade Chamber can finally cover all seven nations!” Klee: “Jix’s bombs are amazing! Blowing up fish is the most fun ever!” Lumine: “Boss, the manga here is so good. I don’t even feel like looking for my brother anymore. What should I do?” ~-------- 65+ advance chapters on Patreon: patreon.com/YonkoSlayer

Neon is a broke high school student whose only escape is reading Omegaverse novels. He’s a loyal reader—he devours every single Omegaverse story he can get his hands on. His favorite right now? Angel in Hell, a bestselling novel he loves with all his heart. Neon adores everything about it… except one thing: Zyren Kael. A D-class Alpha. The villain. The nightmare of the whole book. Villains are meant to be hated, but Zyren is on another level—cruel, stupid, obsessive, and always ruining the precious omega Angel’s life. Neon curses him every time he appears on the page. But the night he finishes the novel, Neon dies in an accident. And when he opens his eyes again… he’s not in his tiny cheap apartment. He’s lying in a luxurious bedroom inside an expensive mansion— reborn as Zyren Kael, the villain he hates the most. Neon swears he will NOT follow the villain’s tragic path. He refuses to be cruel. He refuses to follow the book’s script. He plans to live quietly, avoid trouble, marry a side-character beta, and spend his days peacefully. But the novel itself refuses to follow its own plot. So why— Why are all the male leads obsessed with him? Why is the main character suddenly in love with him? Why is everyone chasing after him? Why does the world treat him like he’s the true protagonist? He was supposed to be the villain. So why does he feel like the main character instead? What on earth is happening to this story…?

Chianye, the leader of the future Hidden Rain, witnesses the betrayal of the so-called "Peace." Armed with the Otsutsuki treasure "Karashiki" and a set of reality-bending "Rule" abilities, he travels back to the start of the Shippuden era. His goal? To take over the Akatsuki and flip the entire ninja world upside down.

The Dao Court has ruled the world of cultivators for over twenty thousand years. The noble families maintain a strict hierarchy, making life difficult for independent cultivators. At ten years old, Mo Hua, who comes from a background of independent cultivators, struggles with his cultivation journey. This changes when a Dao stele appears in his mind. The stele is damaged and mysterious, but it can enhance spiritual awareness and help understand mystical formations. Mo Hua plans to use this stele to develop a supreme spiritual awareness, learn the secrets of celestial formations, and pursue the ultimate path of immortality. His goal is to change not only his own destiny but also the destiny of all lesser cultivators across the world. The path to greatness starts with the smallest steps, and the journey to immortality is long and challenging. Through dense fog and treacherous terrains, past horrors and chaos, where demons dance wildly, he must plant the seeds of his spiritual quest, survive the deadliest of trials, and prove his worth on every dangerous step… In the grand scheme of heaven, where the universe is the game board and all creatures its pieces, the strategic game of life and death begins, shaping destinies through its intricate moves… Immortality Through Array Formations, Asking About Longevity, Asking for Immortality, The Quest for Immortality, 阵问长生. ... ? Disclaimer This is an AI-assisted translation of the original novel. I personally edit, refine, and polish each chapter to ensure readability and accuracy. Please note: The translation may not be perfect, but I am actively improving it. Constructive feedback is welcome — it helps me make the story better for everyone. Credit for the original story belongs to the original author. Thank you for reading and supporting this project!

Alex Dunphy has her entire life planned: MIT, a Nobel Prize, and as much distance from her dysfunctional family as possible. That is, until she meets Marco Rivera—a loud-mouthed, street-smart mechanic from South LA with a juvenile record, zero filter, and the annoying habit of barging into her life like a hurricane in a backwards baseball cap. He’s everything she’s not—unpredictable, reckless, and alarmingly good at getting under her skin. When a chance encounter at Starbucks sparks an unlikely friendship, Alex finds herself dragged into Marco’s world of pool halls, lowrider shows, and bar fights he definitely didn’t start (okay, maybe he did). But between dodging her family’s chaos and Marco’s shameless flirting, Alex starts to question her rigid plans—especially when he challenges her to ask herself: What does she actually want?

[Warning! R18+ Mature Content] After embarassingly dying by 'coming' on a museum worker, and then angering a Forgotten God by 'coming' on him as well, Jimmy transmigrated along with his date of the day, to another world where his problematic 'cannon' shots started making more sense. His destiny was fulfilled as he transmigrated into a Bloodmancer's body, where every shot literally was like that of a cannon's! Finding himself in a land riddled with dinosaurs, with species of dinosaurs jamming together from different Eras as if the Paleontological studies from back on Earth were a joke, survival was not only difficult, but it was unique! As a Bloodmancer, he learned that he could tame dinosaurs and keep them as pets, by essentially smushing their brains around like play dough! A useful skill, on account to the fact how infinitely useful dinosaurs were, since every living species bore Primal Magic, a category of magic with branches that were impossible to predict. Surrounded by temptation, by ladies who did not even comprehend the concept of a harem, he started collecting primal beauties as if it was a day-job! Somehow, his tamed dinosaurs helped him attract women, in a way that it was nearly impossible to figure out! He just knew that women wanted him, even the older ones, and he made great use of this curse/blessing from the angered God! He almost felt like every time he made love with his girlfriends, the Forgotten God got angrier. However, life was never that simple. With abandoned alien technology sprinkled across the world, and large-scale Tribe Wars brewing, Jimmy had little time to figure out how to best use such technologies in a world where the greatest invention that humanity made was not the wheel, but the bow and arrow! Collecting beauties might be fun, but what would the point be if his tribe got wiped out from the face of the Grasslands, his new home? The clock was ticking, so to speak, and he had to act fast! "Them thighs might be thick, but the plot is thicker, and with jacked up dinosaur clones sent to war, the future was absolutely impossible to predict!" ... ~ Be sure to check out my other novel in my author profile. I don’t drop my work, and will end each novel at around 1,500 chapters. ~ *Important Tags* ~ [#Smut] [#No NTR] [#Yuri] [#No System] [#Tamer-MC] [#Healer-MC] [#Power Progression] [#Shared Transmigration] [#Clones] [Light Sci-Fi] [#Alien-Tech] ~ *Other Tags* ~ [#evolution] [#dino army] [#mana] [#necromancy] [#bloodmancy] [#superstrength] [#superspeed] [#lost civilization] [#ancient civilization] [#primal magic] [#giants] [#multiple human species] [#fictional human species] [#hidden technology] ~

Arthur unexpectedly transmigrates into the Harry Potter world, gaining the Game Life System, which allows him to enter game worlds and, by completing achievements, gain chances to manifest items from those games into reality. As a passionate gamer, he should have been thrilled—until he realizes the games he’s pulled into are all the mind-breaking kind, like Elden Ring. Fortunately, as a member of the Feng Ling Yue Ying sect, he enjoys the protection of his sect and always finds ways to lower the difficulty of even the hardest games. And so, in the Harry Potter world, Arthur begins a carefree life of attending school, playing games, and raising a certain little witch. Years later, when he looks at Hermione—now the Minister of Magic, who has defeated both the Dark Lord and his enemies—Arthur can’t help but sigh. In the end, raising-sim games really are the most fun.

[Warning: Adult Content 18+ every 20 - 30 chapters] “He who bears the light of heaven and the rage of hell shall decide the fate of gods and beasts alike.” When the world shattered and stars fell from the heavens in blinding storms, a child was born—cursed with the power to either end the eternal war or bridge the gap between heaven and hell. Now, hunted by gods and worshiped by shadows, he must choose which side of his soul will burn brighter - light of heaven or fury of hell.

Mei Hatsume had always been a bright child with an obsession for tinkering. One day, while looking through the attic, she finds an old game and a console from the pre-Quirk era. She decides to give it a try and instantly falls for a character called Metal Sonic. After finishing the game, an idea comes to mind: what if she created her own hero? Her own walking billboard for her babies?

After his father falls critically ill, a nineteen-year-old boy struggles to hold his broken family together. Hiding the truth about his father's fate, he bears the weight alone—until the day everything changes. In the shadows of a hospital bathroom, strange shadows awaken and consume him. When he regains consciousness, he discovers a terrifying truth. He is no longer human. Now a Dream Shadow, bound by mysterious seals. he must learn to survive in a world where he exists only as shadow and find a way home. But if the first seal has already broken… what will happen when the rest awaken ___________________________________

In the ancient land of Aryavarta, warriors blessed with Divya Shakti protect the world as members of the Rakshak Sabha, fighting against criminals and dark organizations that seek power. Among the villains of the feared Kaal-Chhaya Sangh is a powerless soldier named Arivaan. With no divine abilities and no special talent, he survives only through stubborn endurance while dreaming of becoming a legendary villain. Everything changes when the Rakshak warriors attack the organization’s hidden fortress. During the chaos, Arivaan discovers an ancient relic known as the Manas-Ratna, a forbidden jewel that awakens a terrifying power within him — Manas-Bandhan Tantra, the ability to control the minds and bodies of others. His first victim is Devika Agnivarna, an elite fire-wielding Rakshak hero feared across Aryavarta. What begins as a desperate attempt to survive soon becomes the beginning of a dark rise. With heroes unknowingly becoming his puppets and kingdoms slowly falling under his influence, Arivaan begins to reshape the world from the shadows. In a land ruled by heroes… the greatest villain has finally been born.

She was once the most feared little snake demon of the immortal realm, a walking disaster blessed with talent, brains, and zero patience. Unfortunately, Heaven had opinions. So what did they do? They yeeted her straight into a weak human body with a burnt face, a destroyed core, and a whole family tree full of idiots plotting to steal her city… and her life. Bai Lingling opened her eyes as Yun Qingqing, the bullied “trash” young miss that everyone thought they could step on. Her scumbag fiancé? Already treating her like moldy rice. Her “loving uncle”? Waiting like a fox to steal her authority. A princess pretending to be a maid? Standing there acting pitiful while eyeing her fiancé like a trophy. Haha. Cute. Want to bully her? Want to steal her Phoenix Vein Fragment? Want her to “share” a husband with a princess-maid? Dream on. She may look weak. She may look harmless. She may look like she can’t even win a fight with a chicken. But inside? Inside is the little snake demon who used to terrify entire realms. Her core is damaged, her face is ruined, her power is sealed, and her patience is gone. Heaven wanted to punish her. Fine. But now she’s angry. And an angry snake demon is a problem even gods don’t like to touch. But just when she thinks she’ll have to claw her way through everything alone… A certain “little beast” she rescued turns out to be very much not a little beast. Mo Lingxu. Cold. Dangerous. Shameless. A demon king hiding in a cute fluffy disguise… now following her around like she’s his entire destiny. He says he wants to “repay her kindness.” He says he will “protect her.” He says fate brought them together. …But his golden eyes say something much more dangerous. Bai Lingling only wanted revenge, her city back, and her pretty face restored. Instead she got a fiancé she hates, a princess she wants to throw in a well… …And a demon who keeps looking at her like he wants her soul, her heart, and maybe her bed too. Submit to her and prosper. Oppose her and perish. Because this ugly little weakling? She’s about to turn the entire world upside down. Mo Lingxu: “Little snake… you kissed me first. Are you going to take responsibility?” Bai Lingling: Humph, shameless!

[Translation][Slice of Life][Single Female Lead Herta][The Protagonist Will Become an Emanator][There Will Be an Original Planet] "Ms.Herta, what do you think about your assistant Bai Luan always claiming to be not a genius?" "I won't look at him. If I see him, I will just tell him to get back to work." - This conversation is from a hasty interview with Ms.Herta. Bai Luan was reborn by the system in front of the Madam Herta in the Honkai Star Rail world. At this time, the Herta Space Station had not yet been launched, and the simulated universe had not yet been developed... The system asked Bai Luan: "Why should we respect life?" Then he gave Bai Luan two golden fingers: a small dark room with unlimited practice time and the ability to turn the items he made into magical objects. So, in order to help the system understand this, Bai Luan wanted to live a more exciting life, so he... He tricked the Ms.Herta into believing he could see destiny, letting the Aha take the blame, witnessed the launch of the Herta Space Station, became the Ms.Herta assistant and the station commander, attempted to catch a Strellarons with his hands, completed all 52 courses of the Godfather of Truth, acted like a genius in front of the Genius Club members, and helped build a simulated universe... As I spent more time with Ms.Herta, something started to look a little off in her eyes... She seemed to really think I was a genius... Wait, why is Nous looking at me too?! How did I trick you too?! Even now, if I say I'm not a genius, do you still believe me? p*treon/Az_Ki

The year was 2030 when dungeons descended and wreaked havoc across the world. Fortunately, along with the descent of the dungeons was the awakening of various people obtaining superpowers, allowing the world to barely defend against the worldwide threat. Five years later, Desther, a young man that only wants to watch anime and read online novels, awakened the SSS-Grade Talent, Ultimate Thief, allowing him to steal a target’s attribute in battle and making it his own. However, along with the overpowered talent, was an announcement he wished he never got. [You obtained the title, [Chosen One]] [Clear the dungeon or Die!]

A Vintage, Victorian Fantasy and Steampunk novel about the story of a lady named Lucidia and her group of quirky fellas who ended up fighting for earth from supernatural and natural destruction, Powersystem: Aethers obtainable from magic shards called Lucid Remnants, A person must inject/insert the shard into the chest area of ones being and let the shard mutate into your body gaining abilities and there are 4 types of aether physical aether, elemental aether, spiritual aether and metaphysical aether and there are also multiple Pathway of Aether called the Path of Dreamers and those who uses these abilities are called dreamers there's a 25% chance that you'll ethier self-destruct or turn into a deranged monster if you use lucid remnants but if you use it multiple times the stakes go from 40% to 75%

Solaris Void only wants one thing—to be normal. Once, he was something far beyond gods. Now, he is reborn as a noble boy in a peaceful kingdom, surrounded by family, luxury, and expectations. Every day, Solaris trains, reads, and lives quietly, hiding the power he does not wish to acknowledge. To others, he is a gifted child. To himself, he is merely ordinary. But the world refuses to see him that way. From royal attention to accidental displays of strength, from whispered rumors to inevitable duels, Solaris is slowly dragged back into a fate he desperately wants to avoid. As sealed memories stir and shadows of his former self begin to move, Solaris must walk a fragile line— between godhood and humanity, power and peace, destiny and choice. This is the story of a boy who insists he is ordinary… even when the world trembles at his presence.

A virgin looking for one night of reckless fun. A CEO who's had far too many. Hannah Cooper never expected her first time to end with a positive pregnancy test. A one-night stand with a charming stranger spiraled into something far more permanent. Can a flower bloom in the middle of a desert? Stick around to find out who wins in the end—love… or pure madness.

One sunny afternoon, Kyle finally received the long-awaited admission letter and came to Hogwarts, the premier school of Britain. Kyle's life here is very fulfilling. In addition to studying every day, he also uses his spare time to grow vegetables and flowers, or go to the dark underground secret room to provide psychological counseling to a small animal that has been abandoned for a thousand years. He is the model student of Hogwarts. Helpful, honest and intelligent. He doesn't know anything about stealing, pranking, or anything illegal. He certainly doesn't know anything about dangerous fauna and flora. Don't accuse him of anything. Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the original characters.

This is a continuation of Ate Lara's book (Ang mutya ng section e) There will be many cute and heartful moment between Jayfer And many new characters introduced I have not copied anything from anyone and I want to give credit to Viva and Ate Lara I've been wanting to write a fanfic mainly based on Keifer and Jayjay for a long time and now I have finally decided to go through with that idea