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Before God Valley. Before the Pirate King. There was her. Zenka Jaygarcia, a Celestial Dragon born not into privilege, but into experimentation. Molded by the World Government, shattered by the Soul Edge, and resurrected again and again through defiance, she became their greatest weapon… and their deepest fear. Now, on the brink of chaos, the Five Elders unleash her upon the most dangerous threat in the New World: the Rocks Pirates. But Zenka has her own will. Her own blade. And her own agenda. From the gilded horror of Marijoa to the lawless madness of Hachinosu, follow the rise of a woman who cannot die, a miracle made of steel and blood. As kingdoms shake and monsters awaken, hidden enemies are lurking. Waiting for their chance.... more than 100 years! (not a reincarnated person!!)

Alternative Title: Villain's Saviour, Game Over Again Lin Ji’an, a modern master chef, never expected to wake up inside a dog-blood BL cultivation novel. Worse, she transmigrated into the role of the "vicious cannon fodder", the crossdressing Third Young Master destined to humiliate the future Villain and die a miserable death by his hand. Her mission? Simple. Feed the starving slave boy and the future villain, Xie Wangchen, fix his broken body, and make sure his "Blackening Value" doesn't hit 100% and destroy the world. She beats up the arrogant Heir, face-slaps the evil Stepmother, and cooks her way into the Villain’s heart, purely to survive, of course! But as they head to the Celestial Sword Sect, Lin Ji’an realises something is wrong. She thought she was raising a cute, obedient little brother. She thought she was just a "straight bro" helping him out. She thought the main plot’s protagonists would chase the original MC. So why is the Villain looking at her with eyes darker than the abyss? Why is he threatening to cripple anyone who smiles at her? And why are the original male leads suddenly lining up to taste her cooking? Lin Ji’an: "I’m just here to cook and survive! I’m straight! And I’m a girl!" Xie Wangchen, who was sharpening his sword, looked up with a smirk tugging in the corner of his lips, "Luggage? No. You are my world. And I never let go of what is mine."

Transmigrated to the Age of Gods in Greece, and became Jason. Wait, Jason? You mean the Jason who provoked the traitorous witch Medea? Jason? You mean the Jason who looks like a great hero, but is actually just a plaything of the gods?! Jason? You mean the Jason whose life seems glorious on the surface, becoming a great hero whose fame spreads through the ages, but in reality is full of hardships, ending in tragedy without a peaceful death? No, I don't want a fate like that! Therefore... "Teacher Chiron, I want to drop out. Being a hero? I can pass on that!" ---- A re-translation Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

[Adding a small amount of bean-dipping to a massive amount of daily life] [Stand Power] [Dual-Line Progression] [Starting the memoir before even having a dead husband] (Frieren: Beyond Journey's End + Isekai Ojisan + JoJo's Bizarre Adventure + Kaguya-sama: Love Is War + Bocchi the Rock! + Horimiya + Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga Shitai! + My Dress-Up Darling + …) While subjugating the Demon King alongside Frieren and her party, Diego was struck by the Demon King's dying counterattack in the final moment. When he opened his eyes, he found himself in a peaceful era. Bearing the terrifying power of a Stand manifested as a fearsome beast, along with a Heavenly Restriction physique, he begins a brand-new life in a completely unfamiliar world. But how is a guy with no legal status supposed to survive? Looks like the only option is to latch onto a rich lady, get married, and gain a legitimate household registration… Kaguya: “I was clearly here first…” Hayasaka Ai: “Lady Kaguya is just too infuriating, so I guess I'll have to take matters into my own hands.” Hori: “Although when we first met, Diego felt kind of hard to approach, surprisingly he's a gentle person. But for some reason, I still feel a bit uneasy…” ===== If you want to read 50+ advance chapters visit: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

(Protagonist Isekai + Character Persona Reversal + Comedy + Plot Brainstorm + Genderbend MC; all plotlines are from the author's imagination, character fans please proceed with caution) Have you ever considered that there might be another version of [Fate's] script? What if March 7th became a cold, elegant beauty, transforming into the new generation "Ice Cube" of the team... What if the Dragon Lord power Dan Heng inherited was the "healing" half, burdening him with the train's logistics management... What if the Welt who came to this world was the world-saving, transcendent version... What if even under her dignified and graceful exterior, Himeko also hid a little-known heart... With the appearance of characters like the ultra-high-presence Arlan, the trashy Asta who likes to raise "Pompoms", the genius Herta with super social anxiety, and others, the original "Trailblaze" journey begins to unfold along another storyline. --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

Jun Bai was dissatisfied with the island plot in version 4.8. Along with a large number of veteran players, he charged forward on the MiHoYo community forums. Then, accidentally, he traversed into the world of Teyvat. He bound the plot modification system and became a gacha character. As long as he gained popularity points, he could obtain permission to modify the plot. Thus, the Nirvana God Phenex reports for duty. Saving Guizhong, protecting the Yaksha, guarding the Raiden Shogun one by one, the sharp blades that should have pierced the chests of characters destined to die were all blocked by a single phoenix. Jun Bai: If I die, I can still achieve nirvana. But if you die, you're really dead. So what can I do? Kick away the knives and stab myself instead. (No CP, roughly speaking, but it may cause extreme discomfort to Guizhong fans, Zhongli fans, and Wanderer/Scaramouche fans. Readers of these three types, please prepare yourselves mentally before starting to read.) (Early on, there will be a brief mention of the Guizhong-Zhongli CP, but there is no related emotional development later. If you can accept it, come on in.) Players: Bai Bro! Please step back! We don't want to see you sacrifice yourself again! === Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

[Pure Male-Oriented Narrative Style Perspective][Enter at Your Own Discretion][Gacha Character + Self-Designed Path][Over-the-Top Creative Energy + Live Stream Comments] At first, players only saw Leon as a scheming amusement-seeker, a 4-star meta character, and also a 5-star meta character. In the story, he is a reliable adult who values his companions more than his own life. A good friend who offers players many benefits. Until, in a certain storyline, Leon casually said something: “Let me tell you a secret—I was once an Emissary of a deceased Aeon, a remnant of a perished Path.” Players: “Dad, you must be joking. How could a joker like you have knives (tragic backstory)?” No one paid attention to what seemed like a playful remark. However, as Leon’s past was gradually revealed, knives (heartbreaking moments) struck straight into their hearts— Players’ tear ducts were universally hit with Weakness Super Break. “Wuuu, stop with the knives, stop! The knives are about to make me go stupid!” “The writers must have some psychological trauma—have some mercy!” “Dad, you’re truly… too great!” Who could have thought that every word Leon said back then was nothing but the truth? --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

[Light screen exposure + Rocks Pirates + True “God Valley Incident” + Weak male protagonist, strong main storyline! ] [Already played through the Summit War of Marineford, Roger ushering in the Great Pirate Era, the Admiral contention, the decisive battle between Whitebeard Pirates and Blackbeard, the strongest enemy “Z”! Operation Z, Red-Haired Shanks' songstress! True God Valley, Harald's death! ] The world-wide light screens descend, the true God Valley Incident is completely exposed, the World Government collectively breaks down! Extending from the Summit War of Marineford to Roger ushering in the Great Pirate Era, from the Admiral power struggle to the fall of the Whitebeard Pirates, from Z's revenge to the frenzy of Red-Haired Shanks' songstress, all the earth-shattering secrets of the future pirate world are laid bare for all to see! The secrets hidden by the World Government are revealed to the public, everything will come to light…… === Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

[Game Characters + Memes + Final Tragedy + Protagonist Drama Queen] Mu Yang transmigrated to the continent of Teyvat, obtaining the Character Popularity System. As long as he gained enough popularity points, his strength would grow, and he could even customize his own storylines, which would inversely affect the parallel world of Earth. Thus, Mu Yang began his wild antics. Meanwhile, on parallel Earth, Discussions about him in forums and livestreams grew more and more fervent. "The new character is way too handsome, fam, I'm crying rivers!" "What did this sudden character just say? That he's gonna slay Stormterror?" "I, the Honest Truth Sovereign, declare that Mu Yang is definitely the one who assassinated the Geo Archon! If I'm wrong, I'll top up your constellations for you!" ... Later on, players began to realize— Every year during the Lantern Rite, all the Liyue characters would reunite, Yet Mu Yang was never among them. When his backstory was slowly unveiled, The entire internet cried out— "MiHoYo, stop hurting Mu Yang already!" "He's suffered too much!" "We miss you, Yang..." And what did Mu Yang himself have to say about it? "Hahah!" --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

On earth Hoku spent all his time making mods for his favourite videogames. But when a strange power drags him into Eadrift, an apocalyptic fantasy world where technology and magic, his mundane life gets flipped upside down. In this new world, Hoku had no choice but to attend a special training academy called Angel-9 where young people train to fight the mosters that enhabit the land using a powerful force known as hex. Initially Hoku is laughed at for his lack of magic power and physical might. But, once he discovers that the hex system actually resembles a system from a videogame, he uses his knowledge as a programmer to look for ways to exploit the terrible hand he was given, gaining unimaginable forbidden power and uncovering the true nature of this strange world.

Kai transmigrates into the Naruto world— reborn as Uchiha Sasuke’s elder brother. At the moment the shinobi world’s most infamous tragedy begins, he awakens the God-Tier Trait System. By stealing, copying, and fusing traits, Kai can grow infinitely stronger. Seven years later, on the night of the Uchiha massacre— Kai steps in front of Uchiha Itachi, raises his hand to protect the clan, and says calmly: “My foolish big brother.” From that night on, Uchiha Kai officially enters the stage. Sasuke: “Both my brothers are geniuses… am I the useless one?!” Naruto: “Brother Kai! Why do you have my dad’s Flying Thunder God?!” Third Hokage: “An Uchiha kid… even stealing my monkey?!” Second Hokage: “Who said the Uchiha are born evil? Nonsense!” Kakashi: “With Uchiha Kai around, I’m unworthy of the title ‘Copy Ninja.’” Obito: “I will create a world… without Kai!” Madara: “Hahaha! The Uchiha’s four great madmen—begin with Kai!”

After suddenly transmigrating into the world of Pokémon, Chen Shi’s system awakened when he turned fifteen— but after giving him a single egg, it immediately ran away. After a year of traveling, Chen Shi realized that the trainer’s journey just wasn’t for him. He planned to return home, farm peacefully, and live a quiet, laid-back life. But life kept pushing him forward. Helpless, Chen Shi could only hole up on his farm and grow stronger in peace. Yet slowly, he found the titles above his head becoming more and more ridiculous— the youngest Master-rank Breeder, the world’s Number One Legendary Trainer, Friend of Legendary Pokémon, Father of Fairies, and Spokesperson of Mega Evolution. To all of this, Chen Shi could only say: “I really just want to farm quietly at home…” Name Note : Daigo = Steven Stone Junsha Muko = Officer Jenny Muko Zifuqi family =Stone family

Jin Mian, an unemployed college graduate, died in a car accident and transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, becoming the grandson of Jin E, the Second Elder of the Spirit Hall. Orphaned and without any cheats, he survived quietly until the age of six, when his martial soul awakened and the system finally descended. His first reward was a god-level martial soul, Miris. After evolving into Radiant Miris, Jin Mian forged his own divine path, comprehended true light, and stepped onto the road of becoming the God of Light. As for Tang San? In this life, he exists for only one reason—to be completely crushed.

Jian rue gazed back at the ugly gray alien while stumbling and running. he clumsily tossed a stone at it "Fuck just leave me alone!!!" Suddenly a warm pair of hand grabbed his waist and tossed him over a study shoulder. "Xing yu!! let me down! you fucker!!! The said man chuckled and playfully smacked his butt. "Honey, I'm saving your life~" "I had it under control. Now, let me go!" Jian rue bit his shoulders hard until the sweet taste of blood filled his mouth. "Hiss.. baby, you're making me hard~" Jian rue froze. "W-why are you following me! why me.." Xing yu stopped running, and with a swing of his sword, the ugly tentacle alien was slayed. He gentnly pulled him down and hugged him close. Peering into his eyes, he smirked, "Because you are my betrothed,"

The eldest disciple possesses an immortal spirit body, allowing his cultivation to increase simply by lying down and sleeping, yet he always calls her "Master and Mother". The second disciple, with her reincarnation body, was getting more and more powerful, but the way people looked at her became increasingly strange. ... The Grand Elder, a peerless swordsman, is always either causing trouble or on his way to causing trouble. Gu Han looked up at the sky and sighed: Others transmigrate and become kings and tyrants, but I transmigrate, first change my gender, and then become a kindergarten principal and a lone commander? Until one day, geniuses from all corners of the continent gathered outside the Immortal Palace, respectfully requesting an audience. Her hair was as white as snow. She leaned lazily against the Jade Pool and chuckled, "When I recruit students, I only accept unparalleled geniuses."

There's nothing special about a cardless slave who can't even remember where the hell he came from. In a world where being a 'Card Holder' is everything, Wolf was less than nothing. However, that was until 'he' appeared... Ganes Gouldsworth, the legendary 'Lord of the Cards,' sacrificed his fame, knowledge, and life to grant a powerless boy a new destiny. Now, Wolf carries the rare Copy Card and an overwhelming responsibility he barely understands. Thrust into the life of a Collector, he must journey across the realms of Promenia with his newfound companions: navigating noble kingdoms, conquering treacherous dungeons, and uncovering the hidden purpose within his stolen power. Adventure, mystery, and disaster await. But can Wolf honor the ultimate sacrifice... or will the Copy Card consume him first?

Transmigrated into Funina... From then on, a strange sect appeared on the Douluo Continent. Other sects relied on fighting and killing to establish themselves. The Water God Sect started with a cake. Three martial souls that looked like they had escaped from a drama troupe. Plus an ultimate weapon that was always asleep. Spreading the faith mainly relies on: "Are you hungry? I have some cake here." "Can't awaken? Come and try it. If it doesn't work, you don't have to pay... oh, it's free to pay anyway."

Five teens are sent on a secret mission to a prestigious school to spread a virus. But before their first week is over, one of them is shot, a vial of the virus is stolen, and suspicion tears them apart. Soon they realize it was all a setup, and that the traitor is one of them. As suspicion consumes the group, they revive a childhood game once used to expose liars. Instead, it turns them against each other. Now they are both the hunter and the hunted. _____________________________ Content Warnings This story contains mature themes: Gangs & crime-related themes. Offensive humor. Profanity and harsh language. Emotional manipulation & betrayals. Alcohol, smoking, and drug use. May contain bullying. Homosexual and heterosexual relationships. Teen pregnancy and miscarriage (not depicted graphically). Reader discretion is advised. If any of the above makes you uncomfortable, this may not be the story for you. Also keep in mind that this is not 100% fictional since it's inspired by real people I have personally met (read author's note before proceeding). What to Expect: 1- A mix of mystery, comedy and drama. 2- No explicit sexual scenes. 3- Multiple POV styles (alternating between first person and third person). 4- Dual mysteries in two different timelines, and many subplots. 5- An intimate perspective into how gangs work in real life. 6- If you know me in real life, don't read this. You may find that I turned you into a character and talk shit about you (I warned you). 7- Judge the book by its cover, I'm the designer. I update once a week. No need to call me slow, I already know!!! (((If you made it this far in the description, I hope you don't take this story seriously. It should be more amusing than serious.)))

#VillainDad #CuteProtagonist #Ghosts #Misunderstanding #Transmigration #SmartMC Mira realized two things the moment she woke up in the body of a nameless orphan in a fantasy novel: 1. She is a disposable "shrimp" destined to die in the crossfire of the main characters. 2. She is the only person in this world who can see the screaming, terrifying ghosts that haunt every corner of the empire. Tortured by the wails of the dead, Mira finds only one source of silence: Duke Kaelus von Nacht. Known as the "Dark Lord" and the "Emperor's Sword," Kaelus is a man so ruthless and soaked in bloodlust that even the ghosts are terrified to go near him. To the world, he is a monster. But to Mira, he is a walking, talking pair of noise-canceling headphones. Desperate for a good night's sleep, Mira clings to him, acting like a naive, affectionate child to secure her place by his side. She succeeds, but she miscalculated. Kaelus didn't adopt her out of kindness. He needed a disposable child to act as 'live bait' for the assassins targeting him. Now named Seraphina, she must navigate a deadly game of survival. She thinks she is using him as a ghost shield. He thinks she is a fearless prodigy who loves him. As Seraphina munches on poison berries and naps through ambushes to avoid seeing spirits, the cold-blooded Duke starts to ask the wrong questions. "Why does she only sleep when I am holding her?" "Why does she stare into space with such disdain?" "Is it possible... that I am a good father?" Spoiler: He is not. But he’s about to destroy an entire kingdom because someone woke her up. --- ### Excerpt "Your Highness, the Archduke," the aide whispered, trembling hard to cover his laughter from bursting out. "The child... she is clinging to your leg again." Kaelus looked down. The tiny creature known as Seraphina was attached to his calf like a barnacle, drooling on his pristine military trousers. "She is fearless," Kaelus murmured, misinterpreting her desperate need for his ghost-repelling aura as familial affection. "The assassins are approaching, yet she seeks comfort only in the eye of the storm. She is the perfect bait." Seraphina, currently trying to avoid eye contact with a headless ghost hovering three feet away, squeezed her eyes shut. 'Just don't move. If I let go, the headless guy will ask me where his nose is again.' "Sir," the aide hesitated. "She's... eating your cloak." "Let her eat," Kaelus commanded, drawing his sword. "Whatever she wants, she gets. Except for freedom."

They're all loyal when you talk about it, but when you ask, they won't go! Now, the Emperor's favor has still descended upon this 21st-century fragile bull 'Sith,' who has been conscripted by the God-Emperor into a local PDF (Plane Defense Force). Fortunately, our protagonist awakening system allows Sith to receive a hundredfold positive feedback no matter what he does, as long as he personally participates. I thought this system was just so-so, but I never expected it to be a TM concept technology! Therefore, when the Sith led his soldiers in one battle, it was equivalent to fighting a hundred battles, and fighting a hundred battles was equivalent to fighting ten thousand battles. After an apocalypse, a group of veterans of countless battles were directly acquired, and various conceptual types emerged one after another. So much so that in the end, not only did God-Emperor snatch him away, but the Four Gods also snatched him away, and even Goma insisted that the protagonist was their most Waaagh kid, and that the Sith should lead the green-skinned Waaagh, renamed 'Sith Kid,' to overturn the entire galaxy. But as the Sith, blessed by the Seven Gods, continued to fight across this messed-up galaxy, it wasn't until many years later that the Sith suddenly realized he had a hundredfold positive feedback loop... Why were the Four Symbols also corrected?