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Dragon Ball: I Became Invincible by Being a Lazy Salted Fish!

Loren, who started with a combat power of 820, transmigrated into the Dragon Ball world and only wanted to eat, sleep, and live like a salted fish. Then, the God-level Selection System activated! [Ding! Major threat detected: Raditz (combat power 1500)! This enemy will seriously endanger your future life!] [Choice 1: Follow the salted fish lifestyle! Escape immediately! Reward: “Perfect Breath Hiding” experience card!] [Choice 2: Remain a true salted fish forever! Face Raditz head-on! Reward: Combat power increases by 20,000 points! Saiyan-exclusive combat skill unlocked!] Loren: “Thanks for the invitation. I just woke up on Earth. If I want to sunbathe peacefully from now on, Raditz… you’re in my way.” System prompt: [Choice confirmed! Reward of 20,000 combat power points obtained! Congratulations to the host for learning ‘Air Dance Mastery’!] Daily task: [Sunbathe under Karin Tower for one hour] → Combat Power +15 Daily task: [Eat a full meal and take a nap] → Combat Power +10 After returning from intense training, Vegeta discovered that Loren’s combat power had risen again. He was shocked. “How the hell are you getting this strong?!” Loren yawned. “I just woke up. Maybe I leveled up in my sleep.” Frieza: “The emperor of the universe has arrived! Kneel!” Loren: “Tsk. Anyone who interrupts my nap has to die. Frieza, for the sake of my comfortable life, I’m beating you up first.” Android 18: “Hey, Loren… want to go fishing on an uninhabited island tomorrow?” Loren: “Hmm… sure. As long as you don’t disturb my sleep.”
Shadow_demon_007 · 1m Views

Lord Of Beasts

Ethan Crowe walked out of prison after seven years with nothing to his name and nowhere to belong. The world he returned to was unrecognisable. Gates had torn open across the globe, monsters roamed beyond human control, and society now revolved around the Titled - people chosen by mysterious voices and granted supernatural powers that made them heroes, weapons, and rulers all at once. Ethan wasn’t one of them. Not at first. Lost, angry, and with no future worth chasing, Ethan was barely surviving when a voice finally spoke to him. "Your Title is… Lord Of Beasts." But something about his awakening was wrong. Instead of gaining power in the real world like every other Titled, Ethan awakened a System tied to the Tower Of Beasts - a brutal, game-like world he can only enter while asleep. Inside the Tower, Ethan must fight for survival against monstrous creatures, earning power through a system of skills, evolution, and beasts. As for the beasts he acquires there? They persist beyond his dreams... Registered as an E Rank Titled with only D Rank potential, Ethan should have been insignificant. Yet the Lord of Beasts cannot be measured by ordinary standards. As Ethan grows stronger at an impossible rate, his existence begins to ripple outward - drawing the attention of elite Titled, criminal syndicates, and forces lurking behind the Gates themselves. His past refuses to stay buried, his beasts grow more dangerous, and the truth behind his Title hints at something far more terrifying than anyone realises. In a world ruled by power, Ethan Crowe starts at the bottom. But as the Lord of Beasts, it’s only a matter of time before he climbs to the top! Note: The novel is a gritty version of the typical hunter/awakener novels with a beast twist, which I hope you will enjoy Discord Server: https://discord.gg/c34nURr72W P.S. This is my WSA 2026 Entry - all support with powerstones and reviews is appreciated :) Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to real events, locations, or people are purely coincidental and not intended to portray anything.
BerserkBaldy · 1m Views

Saving The Monster Race Starts With Breeding The Elf Village

Everyone has heard the cliché tale. A peaceful race on the brink of annihilation. A desperate prayer. A hero summoned from another world to save them from extinction after a long, brutal war. That was exactly what the demi-human continent expected. Elves, vampires, beastkin, lamia, centaurs, fairies—every race born from mana—were falling, cornered by the advancing human empire. Their magic was gone. Human revolution was unstoppable. Extinction loomed. So, as legends dictated, they performed the ancient summoning, thinking hero would appear. He would lead them to victory after years of hardship, countless battles, and dramatic sacrifices. A long, epic struggle. Or so they thought. Instead, the hero they summoned—Luca—looked around, cracked his knuckles, and ended the entire war in two days. Two Days. No grand campaign. No final stand. No glorious, drawn-out saga. The human armies retreated on their own, terrified of whatever monster the demi-humans had summoned. And the demi-humans could only stare. Their savior. Their conqueror. Their headache. Because once peace returned… Luca started doing whatever he wanted. He trained elves to fire AK-47s with machine-perfect precision and forced vegetarians like them to eat grilled meat. He crafted wheel-chairs for mermaids so they could roll across land like smug aquatic empresses. He gave dwarves dynamite 'for better mining' and immediately realized he had created a worldwide hazard. He used salamanders as living barbecues, insisting it was 'efficient ecological heat usage.' And if that wasn’t already disastrous enough, there was more. The goddess who sent Luca down had given him a second mission: To act as the continent’s ultimate breeding bull and repopulate every demi-human race. When he casually announced this, the entire continent went silent. Elves froze, vampires panicked, mermaids tried to roll away, and slime girls melted in shock. At that moment, every tribe realized one thing— They absolutely regretted summoning this Hero. — [Current Number of Demi-Human Wives Attained - 78 Elves] — discord.gg/Fb3hY3Nfbj
AGodAmongMen · 1.6m Views