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In a world of warped wastelands, power is everything to the factions that govern them. And the only thing that means more than power, is the scarcity of water. Military scout Kozuna Ozukashi knows his goals of restoring the world to its once beautiful state and unifying the clans won't be an easy task. However, when he realizes just what kind of fate has been thrust upon him, he'll never be able to return to his once normal life. *As part of my S.S.O.U Project (SSOUP), all chapters across Seven Seals books 1-4 are being updated for a mass quality increase. For book 1 on Webnovel, and any other books I choose to put on here, I'm posting these updates in bulk by story chapter segments as each chapter group is completed. I post smaller updates on my tiktok every now and again, but otherwise, the chapter counter below will display what has been updated and what needs to be updated.* One more note: Everything is being semi-rewritten and edited, but I'm not perfect, and I'm a solo act. Once all chapters are complete, I'm doing a complete re-read to ensure as little grammatical issues as possible. If you spot any, please let me know. Chapters Rewritten and Posted (so far) 30/30 (Final read-over in process)

My name is Satoru Mikami, a first-year student at the Shin'ō Spiritual Arts Academy in the Soul Society. I have a friend—someone who, in the future, will become quite famous in the Soul Society. His name is Aizen Sousuke. Unlike my friend, who is filled with lofty ideals and grand ambitions, my goal is simple: Graduate through hard work, join the Gotei 13 as a seated officer, and live a stable, carefree life as part of the warrior class. That is… until one day, a strange thing called the Binding System appeared. Its rule is simple: Every time Aizen improves his strength, my strength automatically synchronizes to the same level as his. From that day forward, my path became perfectly clear. "Sousuke, you've got to work hard! As long as you keep pushing forward, I'll be able to live the easy life I've always dreamed of!"

Ralph transmigrated into the world of One Piece. Right at the start, he was rescued by Luffy — only to discover, in shock, that Luffy had become a cute short-haired girl! Luffy… a girl?!!! Luffy had turned into Lufia — how was this adventure supposed to unfold now? She’s the granddaughter of a Marine vice admiral, the daughter of a revolutionary, and since childhood has been led astray by a certain red-haired pirate, dreaming of becoming the Pirate King. She’s optimistic, passionate, and full of dreams. Along the journey, regardless of gender, people are inspired by her, gathering around her as friends. In the end, everyone realises she is the Sun Goddess, destined to save the world! This… actually sounds pretty reasonable! After a kiss that sealed their bond (well — CPR), Ralph’s system awakens. His main quest: become the man of the Pirate King! As long as he gains characters’ affection, he earns rewards — the Six Powers, Haki, navigation skills… Gaining Lufia’s favor makes him grow even stronger. Become the Pirate King’s man, the partner of the Sun Goddess, and the ultimate reward will be granted! Big reward or not, it doesn’t really matter — like the One Piece itself, it might all be intangible anyway. What really matters is that I love girls with short hair, easygoing personalities, and serious foodie tendencies! I’m definitely going to become the Pirate King’s man! Sanji — I’ll compete with you in cooking! Zoro — I’ll compete with you in swordsmanship! Usopp — I’ll compete with you in bragging! Franky — I’ll compete with you in being outrageous! As long as it boosts Lufia’s affection, I’ll do anything! Robin — please don’t fall for me, my heart belongs only to Lufia! Hancock — you’re the worst offender, don’t think being beautiful is enough to—

"Xia Wen travels to a parallel world where entertainment is not developed. Originally, he had secured a wealthy patroness, ensuring a life of luxury. Unexpectedly, because of his laziness, the system forcibly assigns him to film 'Honkai Star Rail'. -------------------------- 'Wait a minute, something seems off. Why are all my company's artists similar to characters from the game? Kafka: Listen to me, just sleep peacefully in my arms. Fu Xuan: Xia Wen, you are such a bad person! Tingyun: Benefactor~ Space comedy, interstellar travel, and other elements lead the way, becoming the prelude to cultural dominance. The vast scope of the series allows not only the filming of the main plot but also gives significant attention to excellent side stories. The story of the Herta Space Station, the great battle against the Doomsday Beast, and the superb special effects make viewers worldwide speculate whether such a world truly exists. The great battle of Belobog against Cocolia, with its plot, leaves people around the world eagerly waiting for updates. Just when people think this is the pinnacle, the audience receive the story of the High-Cloud Quintet, the even more exciting advanced plot of the Xianzhou Loufu, and the even more thrilling 'Penacony'... When Genshin Impact is announced, the entire world goes crazy. ----------------------------------------------------------- patreon.com/LordIsland For Additional chapters! --------------------------------------------------------- This is a translated novel and not my original one. I am just translating for all the readers who are interested. The cover photo is not mine. -------------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/yxR8vQFh

Jiang Xian, the ultimate corporate overachiever at a top tech company, transmigrated. Before transmigrating, she had just sought help from a doctor for her anxiety: "I feel sick if I don't work overtime for a day, and I can't breathe properly if I take a day off. What should I do?" A friend asked: "Is your illness contagious? Come stay at my company for a while, and spread it around!" After transmigrating, she arrived in the slow-paced harem, where everyone was idle. She was going crazy from the lack of work! So she, without a second thought, started hustling like her life depended on it. * An anonymous concubine: In November, when the snow was heaviest in the Capital, Jiang Daying danced in the Plum Garden every single day! Good heavens, is it necessary to work yourself to death? Vying for favor is not something we, on our measly salary, should worry about. So that same year, Jiang Daying was promoted to the rank of Beauty, while she was still a lowly concubine. * Later, it was rumored that Consort Jiang had a bad relationship with her stepmother. After her stepmother gave birth to a son and came to the palace for an audience, the Lady gifted her a fifteen-character calligraphy piece to be hung over her step-brother's bed—Four thousand three hundred and seventy days until the imperial examination. * When it comes to making her presence known to the boss, Jiang Xian is a professional. Have you ever seen the harem at 3 AM? The concubines wake up at five, she at three: While the concubines were admiring flowers, gazing at the moon, watching plays, and gossiping, she was practicing dancing, singing, and her instruments, meticulously studying the big boss's preferences. Excelling in both professional skills and flattery, Jiang Xian believed that if she continued to roll like this, the boss would surely think of her first for promotions and raises. And the Emperor had seen countless methods of vying for favor. Yet, he truly only remembered Jiang Xian— This woman is so deeply in love with me!

Transmigrating into a classic overbearing CEO novel to become the substitute for the White Moonlight, Ni Bingyan feels the original host was really not thinking clearly. With these looks, why not focus on acting instead of loving some CEO? The CEO doesn't even love you. She is different, she doesn't love the CEO, only money—the kind earned through her own abilities! You can't attract the best if you aren't the best. If you don't work hard, good men aren't blind, why would they fall for you?

Jane Sterling lived a smooth and privileged life until the day she turned eighteen and discovered she was the fake heiress. Her so-called parents plotted against her and tricked her into a hospital to force a bone marrow donation for the real heiress. Overnight, she lost her family, her fortune, and ended up on the streets with nothing. Just when she was in despair, she accidentally activated the Yin Yang Delivery System, becoming a courier between the realms of the living and the dead, and inadvertently rising to become a feared spiritual master earning $1,000,000 an hour. At first. Her cruel adoptive parents forced her to donate bone marrow? Sweet smile on the surface, middle finger in her heart, then she sent them straight to prison. Little ghosts bullying the weak and tormenting Jane for fun? One exorcism talisman later, they were nothing but dust. Powerful mystic clans looked down on her? She'd have the Lord of the Dead summon them for a "friendly chat" one by one. Until later. Scumbag Dad and Mom: "Jane, we beg you, get rid of these evil ghosts quickly!" Little Ghosts: "Master, I want to be your minion!" Mystic clans: "Grandmaster, please accept this disciple's bow!" Jane not only found her biological parents but also helped her family overcome a crisis, becoming the true heiress in every sense of the word and reaching the pinnacle of her life. Then suddenly, a gentle idol, a sunny young heir, a handsome business elite, and a soldier with eight-pack abs all declared they'd marry no one but her. Jane Sterling: "Hmm, which one should I pick? One for each day of the week would be nice." Drew Thorne: "…Say that again. I dare you."

Jiang Che is diagnosed with delusional disorder, always fantasizing about having a family, but is treated as mentally ill and locked up for ten years. The bizarre descends upon the world, and he is pulled into an SSS-level dungeon labeled as unconquerable by humans. When facing the terrifying and eerie spirits that scare everyone, He hugs a loli with a severed limb, calling her his daughter, Referring to the old bizarre spirits dressed in bloodstained nurse attire and holding a deadly Saw Meat Knife as his parents, Facing the biggest boss of the SSS-level dungeon, he embraces it without hesitation and calls it his wife. …… The eerie dungeon is broadcast globally, and everyone sees it all. Audience: "If you don’t seek death, you won’t die; seeking death makes you die faster." "Is he insane, treating the eerie spirits as family?" "This delusional disorder is too severe; you’re only 20 years old and you’re imagining having a seven or eight-year-old daughter?" …… While everyone thought he was going to be brutally killed, He began to be accepted by the eerie spirits, who actually regarded him as family?! Jiang Che: In a family, the person who doesn’t cook can never complain about the taste of the food. Jiang Che: My wife's cooking is not salty at all!

Xin Huohuo is very unlucky; she accidentally brought home two freeloaders, and they're even seriously picky eaters. What's the use of being handsome! Can you pay with your face? Can you use it for mobile pay? What's more, she also attracted a sinister character, along with a long trail of ghosts. A black-bellied, money-loving girl + a goofy, violent guy + a stone-faced, sharp-tongued guy; the shady dealings of these three rascals. Eighth Lord: (Mysteriously) "Life and death are all gifts from life itself..." Seventh Lord: (Impatiently) "What does that mean? I don't understand plain talk!" A certain Lord: (With a deadpan face) "Everyone, go to hell! Hmm, the girl stays." Xin Huohuo: (About to cry) "This is the ultimate meaning of 'the early worm gets eaten by the bird'!"

Everyone said Jett Westgate was insane. The most powerful magnate of Aethelgard, insisting on forcibly marrying Veridia's esteemed socialite, Annelise Valentine. Unexpectedly, the two had a major falling out on the day of their engagement party. He sneered, "The pinnacle of heiresses? Hah, besides splurging your family's money, what else can you do?" She turned and sank his limited-edition supercar into the Azure River, "I can teach you a lesson." And so, the daily life of high society became a spectacle of watching two lunatics in an epic showdown. He sabotaged her romantic prospects; she ruined his business deals. He gifted a mansion to a female companion; she chartered a yacht filled with male models. A back-and-forth battle, filled with hidden daggers and flashing swords. Yet, their engagement remained as stable as Mount Tai, becoming the year's greatest unsolved mystery. What was even more thrilling was that everyone in their circle knew— Annelise Valentine's childhood sweetheart, Zane Patterson, had loved her for fifteen years, a widely acknowledged tale of unfulfilled love in their circle. Everyone was betting that Annelise Valentine would eventually break off the engagement for Zane Patterson; this forced union wouldn't last. But Jett Westgate refused to accept his fate. Late at night, he smashed open her door, pinned her against the wall, and kissed her fiercely: "Admit it. You can't marry him, and you can't escape me." In the throes of their desperate passion, he nibbled her earlobe and warned in a hoarse voice: "In this lifetime, the only one who can make you cry... is me." Later, the once impossibly arrogant Crown Prince shoved a gun into her hand, pressed the muzzle against his own heart, and when he looked up, his eyes were bloodshot: "Baby, shoot me if you want, I'll even let you play me to death, I just beg you not to leave me."

The mountain man, an immortal, roams the peak of Qingyun. In the furnace of Yin Yang, he refines, The Great Dao Path stirs within his heart. Luo Chen traverses through the Cultivation World, empowered with a Proficiency Panel. With pill refinement and Qi refinement, he steps towards the Path of Longevity.

When the world casts you aside, the ultimate comeback begins. Soren was branded a worthless, unawakened dud, a family embarrassment with no future. Ethea was the legendary Ice Empress, now left paralyzed after a catastrophic Gate incident. Cast out by their families, they were forced into an arranged marriage, abandoned and disowned. Their families assumed they were finished, but fate had other plans. That very wedding night, Soren awakens a unique power: the Investment Authority. Risk his life to save hers? Get Supreme grade returns. Help her cultivate again? Gain an equal amount of experience immediately. Cook and feed her? Become the world’s most skilled chef. Through his devotion, Ethea slowly transforms from a broken doll into something that surpasses even her legendary past. And Soren? The "worthless" unawakened trash becomes the most dangerous investor the world has ever seen. Their families wanted to forget them. The world dismissed them as failures. They're about to learn that the greatest returns come from investing in someone everyone else deemed worthless. "You threw us away. Now watch us rise." _______ _____ _ Author's Note: Hey everyone! This is my first time writing in this genre, so please go easy on me. Furthermore, this is purely a work of imagination. Any similarities to real persons or events are coincidental. I'm just here to have fun and hopefully entertain you along the way. If you enjoy the story, please add it to your library and throw some power stones my way. Comments and feedback are always welcome (the good kind and the constructive kind). I'll try to update regularly, but life happens, so bear with me. Now sit back, relax, and watch Soren make the worst investment of his life. Spoiler: It turns out to be the best one. Extra Tags: #ArrangedMarriage #ContractMarriage #HiddenPower #Awakening #IceEmpress #CrippledFemaleLead #MaleLeadGrowth #PowerCouple #SlowBurnRomance #HealingTogether #Investing #Cultivation #AbandonedByFamilies #FromZeroToHero #EmotionalInvestment #WholesomeEndgame

Yu Jiuqing was a prodigy among men, becoming Prime Minister at a young age, and an object of admiration for all under heaven. No one would have thought that such an almost omnipotent man would be mercilessly abandoned by his own wife. For ten years, no one dared to mention his wife's name in front of Yu Jiuqing. Everyone thought he must have hated that heartless woman to the core. However, ten years later, that woman suddenly returned... ... Shen Qing of the Space-Time Administration Bureau went back to take an assessment. Upon her return, she found that ten years had passed in the world, and she had inadvertently become a "scum woman" who had abandoned her husband and son and not returned home for a decade. Facing her icy-cold husband and a son in his rebellious puberty, Shen Qing wanted to cry but had no tears. A debt owed must always be repaid.

Opening his eyes after transmigrating, Chen Yi found himself kneeling in the Punishment Hall of the Marquis’s Manor. The reason? As a live-in son-in-law, he had actually dared to run away on his wedding day. Consequently, not only was he thoroughly despised by the entire manor, but he was also indefinitely grounded as punishment. However, Chen Yi was more than happy to enjoy the peace and quiet. Having exhausted himself with endless toil in his previous life, simply being a wealthy, idle son-in-law in this one sounded pretty damn good. From that day forward, relying on a Daily Intelligence System to passively harvest fortuitous encounters, he dedicated himself to mastering the zither, chess, calligraphy, painting, medicine, and even the Dao of fishing. He lived a supremely leisurely and blissful life within the manor. …… Many years later, when the surrounding barbarian nations launched a massive invasion, Chen Yi—who had already reached the absolute pinnacle of perfection in the arts, medicine, and fishing—helplessly sighed. Stepping directly into the realm of a Land Immortal, he shocked the entire world with a single battle. Xiao Jinghong: “Husband, didn’t we agree you were just going to be an idle son-in-law? Why are you a Land Immortal?!”

Check Out: I Am Not A Pro Fourteen years ago, the youngest daughter of the legendary Sunaina family disappeared. A tragedy, a mystery. A family drama big enough to make an entire mansion run out of tissues. The Sunaina family searched everywhere for their lost child. And after 14 long years...They finally found her. The only problem? They expected a cute little daughter who would run into their arms crying. Instead, they found Maya. -------★★------ Maya is an orphan living quietly in a small rented house in the countryside. She has no money. No powerful background no legendary bloodline. At least, that's what she thinks. She has no idea her birth certificate is basically a hidden treasure map.She is just trying to survive her ordinary life. Unfortunately...the universe looked at her peaceful existence and said: "That seems too easy. Let's add some chaos." ---------- One day at school, Maya meets Mahi Sunaina—the terrifyingly influential head of the Sunaina family. Everything seems normal. Until Maya notices the bracelet on Mahi's hand.Her only thought was: "I think I am doomed." Wait a minute... why does this feel like a suspiciously important plot device? And just like that...Her quiet life ends. 'Congratulations, Maya.' You have unlocked the 'Secret Rich Family Daughter' achievement. Rewards include: - Confused relatives. - Endless family drama. - And absolutely no peaceful days. ---------- The Sunaina family finally gets their missing daughter back.But they soon realize something terrifying. The little girl they lost 14 years ago is gone, the person standing before them is someone completely different. Maya is intelligent, she is suspicious of everyone. Her trust level is lower than a villain's chance of staying dead after a dramatic final battle. The family wanted their daughter back. They got a mystery instead. _________ This world may look like a beautiful romance fantasy. A world filled with destiny, miracles, and characters who somehow always meet at the perfect dramatic moment. But Maya knows the truth, She knows how this story ends. So, she has one simple response:"No." -------- From now on, everyone is a piece on the board. Family members? Potential allies. Enemies? Potential problems. People with suspicious smiles? Definitely problems. -------- Maya doesn't want to be a hero. Unfortunately, fate has other plans. And fate has never learned that forcing a stubborn person into a story usually creates a bigger disaster. ★★ Note : Attention, dear readers. Before you start searching for romance, love triangles, or a collection of handsome characters fighting for Maya's attention... Please stop. The romance department has been permanently closed. The harem application form has been lost, rejected and permanently deleted. Please do not send requests; she is already busy managing disasters. Tag: Female MC Schedule: 1–2 Chapters / Week Chapter Length: 3500–4500 words ----------- Warning: Maya is not a hero. She is not a perfect angel who forgives everyone after one emotional speech. She is not the kind of protagonist who sees someone crying and immediately says, "Don't worry, I will save you!" Her first thought is more likely: "How is this my problem?" She is cynical, complicated, and definitely not a walking sunshine generator. She may even make you ask: "Am I supposed to support her plan or call someone?" If you want a sweet protagonist who helps everyone in trouble... This is probably not your cup of tea. But if you want to watch a girl with a complicated past challenge destiny, family drama, and the ridiculous rules of a fantasy world... Welcome. The chaos begins here. ★★★★ I am a new writer, so please forgive any spelling or grammar mistakes. I am still learning, improving, and trying to make this story better with every chapter. Writing a story is easy...Until grammar appears as the final boss. I hope you enjoy the chaos.

Paul Gapor, a 47-year-old NEET adrift in a modern world where magic and fantasy races coexist, dies unexpectedly in a tragic plane hijacking. Reborn as Kyro Samsworth, the youngest son of a humble family living in a farm, Paul awakens in a world where magic is common. With white hair, yellow eyes, and the mind of a modern man, watch Kyro's journey to adapt to a life he never asked for. --Farmboy Mage is an isekai fantasy about reincarnation, magic, and the life of starting over. It has lore, world-building, emotional and philosophical plot points and more! *Heavily Inspired to Mushoku Tensei, but MC is less perverted. *Yes, the story follows an mc from weak to strong. *(WARNING: THIS BOOK INCLUDES STUFF NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN! Mature readers ONLY. And some chapters are very lengthy, that's just the way I write.) *(Disclaimer: This is just fiction, whatever dark events that happened within the story is not real.) If you like the story, and want to support my work, here's my Patreon: https://patreon.com/Raikiri_Sorcery?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

Chen Han obtained a game system that was supposed to transmigrate him into the game world of Shu Mountain Swordsman. However, the transmigration failed, and as a result, the game system became a little… weird. [The Canine Demon has arrived before you, wantonly unleashing a dense demonic aura. Please expel the Canine Demon immediately!] Chen Han stared in absolute bewilderment at the little mutt lifting a leg to pee against the corner of the wall. It was just the stray dog from the village. [A Clan Elder has appeared and is standing by to back you up. Please expel the Canine Demon immediately!] Chen Han took another glance at the little old lady standing to the side, cheerfully watching the standoff between man and dog. That was his great-aunt. … Years later, Chen Han successfully mastered sword flight. He soared into the clouds, recorded a video, and uploaded it to TikTok. "Wow, the creator's CGI is getting more and more realistic." "This is obviously AI. AI is seriously insane these days." Meanwhile, satellites from nations across the globe simultaneously detected an unidentified high-energy entity moving at rapid speeds! “That man……that man is flying!!!”

Six Heroes had completed their destiny, slaying the Demon King. The Gods and Goddesses, wanting balance to their world, decided to send the Heroes into another universe. They wouldn’t go unrewarded however. The Gods and Goddesses gave the Heroes one fate-twisting chance before sending them off into their new lives. The Heroes found themselves in the future of earth. Separated and with no way to contact each other. They joined the newest game release, A World’s Legacy! The first game to succeed in a fully immersive VRMMORPG. With a world with shocking similarities to their own, the Heroes join the launch in hopes of coming into contact with each other. Boasting players of all sorts of talent, and those with nigh supernatural abilities, the Heroes will have to utilize their own experience and abilities to gain an edge! ————————————————————————- Author Note: I am inexperienced in writing novels. This is my first ever novel so I apologize for my inevitable mistakes and inconsistencies beforehand. Feel free to point out any mistakes you see! I try to fix as many as I can.

Fu Yu awoke from a big dream, feeling like the heavens stuffed his mouth with a pie. Everything familiar suddenly became virtual. The work kitchen, the tools he used, the colleagues he cooperated with, and the customers he faced. Everyone and everything has become walking NPCs and auxiliary tools. Daily life and work have turned into main quests that need to be completed and key clues for advancement. A customer ordered a dish of loose sautéed meat slices. Fu Yu took out a piece of fresh tenderloin: [Pork: Freshness: 90%] Held an egg in one hand: [Egg: Freshness: 85%] Heated oil in the pot, prepared starch, and got ready onions, ginger, and garlic. First frying, then stir-frying; the meat is cooked and taken out of the pot, plated and served to the customer: [Ding! Task of one portion of loose sautéed meat slices completed. Reward received: Cooking Experience +10, RMB +100, one oil-draining spatula!] As a chef constantly fed by the heavens, as long as he cooks, he levels up!

The most powerful sword was broken in an ancient war and now its spirit is reborn in a common sword and bought by a girl named Li Qingming. The sword spirit senses that Li, though weak now, boasts some traces familiar to it, which remind it of its former owner and his friends.