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He is unlike any other Slytherin. There is a saying in the Slytherin common room, "The little wizard who disobeys will be killed and then be eaten by the Night Stalker." Friend of the Shadows, the master of Assassination skills and weapons, the Night Stalker whom his enemies fear. The glory made him the pride of Slytherin. When the Dark Lord arrived, John emerged from the shadows, "Whoever comes, Whoever it is, I'll kill them. I'll kill them all !!!" With a Wand in his left hand and a sword in his right hand, he will give Death Eaters the hell they deserve! ________ Support and Read ahead at—> Patreon.com/Dragonel You can also directly support me financially by donating at:- paypal.me/Dragonel23 ________ John Wick wasn't exactly the Dark Lord... he was the one you sent to kill the f*cking Dark Lord. I saw him kill Voldemort when he was a teen... not by a spell.. but by stabbing his brain with a wand. Stabbing his brain with a f*cking wand! _____ This is a Translation. Original MTL: I wield a sword at Hogwarts

Ethan Crowe walked out of prison after seven years with nothing to his name and nowhere to belong. The world he returned to was unrecognisable. Gates had torn open across the globe, monsters roamed beyond human control, and society now revolved around the Titled - people chosen by mysterious voices and granted supernatural powers that made them heroes, weapons, and rulers all at once. Ethan wasn’t one of them. Not at first. Lost, angry, and with no future worth chasing, Ethan was barely surviving when a voice finally spoke to him. "Your Title is… Lord Of Beasts." But something about his awakening was wrong. Instead of gaining power in the real world like every other Titled, Ethan awakened a System tied to the Tower Of Beasts - a brutal, game-like world he can only enter while asleep. Inside the Tower, Ethan must fight for survival against monstrous creatures, earning power through a system of skills, evolution, and beasts. As for the beasts he acquires there? They persist beyond his dreams... Registered as an E Rank Titled with only D Rank potential, Ethan should have been insignificant. Yet the Lord of Beasts cannot be measured by ordinary standards. As Ethan grows stronger at an impossible rate, his existence begins to ripple outward - drawing the attention of elite Titled, criminal syndicates, and forces lurking behind the Gates themselves. His past refuses to stay buried, his beasts grow more dangerous, and the truth behind his Title hints at something far more terrifying than anyone realises. In a world ruled by power, Ethan Crowe starts at the bottom. But as the Lord of Beasts, it’s only a matter of time before he climbs to the top! Note: The novel is a gritty version of the typical hunter/awakener novels with a beast twist, which I hope you will enjoy Feel free to reach out on Instagram/Discord: BerserkBaldy P.S. This is my WSA 2026 Entry - all support with powerstones and reviews is appreciated :) Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to real events, locations, or people are purely coincidental and not intended to portray anything.

First Life: Ruan Mei’s Student In his first life, Qi Zhimu was a student of Ruan Mei. “You’ve graduated. Leave. Until my research is complete, I won’t see you again.” “Yes… Teacher.” Qi Zhimu left alone—but he didn’t go far. He returned to the place they once knew and lived there in seclusion. From then on, he sent her plum-blossom wine once a year—never intruding, never disturbing her. Until the day he died of old age, he still did not live to see Ruan Mei emerge from her forbidden research. Much later, when she finally stepped out of the laboratory, she learned that Qi Zhimu had long since passed away. In that instant, she realized—almost as if waking from a dream— Her world had already been filled with his shadow… everywhere. When she uncovered the truth of the past, she finally understood: she herself had created it all with her own hands—only to bury everything in the end. Second Life: Jingliu’s Master In his second life, Qi Zhimu became Jingliu’s master. “Master… why have you never once been willing to look at me?” “Master… why is there no place for me in the softest part of your heart?” Day by day, she drew closer. Day by day, despair hollowed her out—until closeness turned into darkness, and longing curdled into obsession. Only when she witnessed Qi Zhimu’s death did she finally understand— The softest place in his heart had always been her. “Heh… hehehe… Master, you deceived your disciple so cruelly…” Third Life… Qi Zhimu respects the laws of reincarnation. He faces every death with calm acceptance. He lives openly. He dies unafraid. He carries no fixation, no lingering regrets—untouched by sorrow, unstained by grief. But the women left behind—burned by remorse and condemned to a lifetime of “almost”—do not see it the same way.

In a world where fate is woven by light and shadow, one young man holds the power to reshape countless realms. Deep within the mysterious Everflowing Blackwood Forest, Kael Eldrath accidentally awakens the Celestial System—a divine inheritance hidden within his bloodline and once wielded by the ancient guardians who protected the balance of existence itself. What begins as a journey to uncover the truth behind his lineage soon becomes an adventure that transcends worlds. Accompanied by his loyal beast companion, Zephyr, and the friends who stand beside him through countless trials, Kael sets out to master the limitless power of the Celestial System and uncover the secrets of the legendary Celestial Heir. Yet the deeper he ventures into the mysteries of his inheritance, the more he realizes that Eldrathin is only one world among many. Across ancient cultivation realms, divine kingdoms, forgotten dimensions, futuristic civilizations, and even the modern world known as Earth, Kael's journey will take him beyond the boundaries of imagination. Every world hides powerful enemies, legendary treasures, lost civilizations, and truths capable of shaking the very foundations of reality. But as Kael grows stronger, an ancient darkness long sealed beyond the realms begins to stir. Forces that once threatened all creation are awakening, and the balance maintained for millennia is beginning to crumble. To protect the worlds he comes to cherish, Kael must rise above destiny itself, uncover the true purpose of the Celestial System, and claim his place as the one heir capable of uniting the realms. When countless worlds stand on the brink of destruction, will Kael become the savior foretold by legend—or the catalyst of a new age of chaos? The journey across worlds begins now.

【Naruto + Single Heroine + Invincible + Slice of Life + System + Comedy】 Reincarnated into Konoha under the First Hokage, Kumotsuru Torifū has a simple, brilliant plan: be utterly, completely, magnificently average. With no cheats or special talents, he aims to emulate Homura and Koharu—living a blissfully boring life until a ripe old age, and maybe deliver a slap or two to Boruto and have him call him Great Grand Daddy. Then a system shows up. And it’s not a helpful one. This thing is shady, chaotic, and its only goal seems to be to torpedo his peaceful life plans. Chaos Events? Peace Points? This system is clearly a scam designed to manufacture drama! Why do I have to participate in it when others can clearly handle this! 【Ding! Chaos Event Complete: "Uchiha Madara’s Revenge." Reward: Ice Release!】 【Ding! Chaos Event Complete: "Stop the Nine-Tails Rebellion." Reward: ........】 【Ding! Chaos Event Complete: "Preempt the Fourth Ninja War." Reward: .........】 Despite his desperate want to nap and avoid plot, Torifū is shoved onto the front lines of every major catastrophe, forced to clean up messes left by legends and lunatics just so he can earn enough "Peace Points" to slack off. Meanwhile, the ninja world's elite are utterly convinced he's a selfless, benevolent god: Senju Hashirama: “Torifū is the true guardian of Konoha! His power shames even my own!” Senju Tobirama: “His strategic mind saved my life. He is the definition of a shinobi.” Sarutobi Hiruzen: “He refuses the title, but Torifū is the greatest Hokage we never had.” Shimura Danzo: “Forget root! I'm building a gacha game empire under his glorious, profit-minded shadow!” After decades of reluctantly saving the world, Torifū finally completes the system's final chaotic task. He drops his headband, ready for a well-earned lifetime of naps and nickel-and-dime D-ranks. He looks back at the village—now a utopian superpower feared only for its overwhelming peace and prosperity—and has a horrifying realization. Through a series of unfortunate, high-powered accidents… he’s become the undisputed God of Shinobi. Kumotsuru Torifū: “WAIT A MINUTE! This isn't what I wanted! I was trying to be a background character! System, you scammed me!!!” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For the curious fellas out there wondering what's the chinese raws: Name: 木叶：平静生活的我让系统背刺了 English translation would be: Konoha: I, who lived a peaceful life, was backstabbed by the system By author: Yu玉 English translation would be: Yuyu ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If it's feasible, consider donating on at my patreon page, .com/claychampion.

"Ahh… my resurrection worked." After a thousand years, Salazar Slytherin awakens in the body of a young wizard and slips back into Hogwarts under a false name. What he finds horrifies him. Pure-blood families boasting ancient lineage? Half of them are descended from Muggle lovers or Muggle-borns. His so-called "heir" — a madman in a snake mask — is twisting his name into a banner of terror. Powerful curses and forgotten arts have vanished, replaced by flashy spells and wizards too weak to survive a real duel. The Founder of Slytherin is back… and he’s not here to watch his legacy rot. He will reclaim it. He will fix it. And heaven help anyone who stands in his way. #Relaxing #SliceofLife ○( ＾皿＾)っSupport and read 12 Chapters ahead of here at- Patreon.com/HornyFBI ________ Author/Editor: This is a new take on Slytherin like someone would feel after suddenly going to the future as he lived in ancient times. A different kind of HP Fanfic. Some parts of the story can be different from the book. There will also be some butterfly effects. Thank you for reading! _________ Original MTL name: ANCIENT WIZARDS RETURN TO HOGWARTS

When your toaster declares holy war, you die. When ROB finds it hilarious, you get isekai'd. One moment, our protagonist is debating anime power scaling at 2 AM. The next, he's being judged by the BREAKFAST COLOSSUS—a sentient Megazord of kitchen appliances led by his traitorous toaster. Verdict? Death by burnt toast crimes. But the Breakfast God's poker buddy (a Random Omnipotent Being) thought it was too funny to waste. So he gets reincarnated into Beyblade Metal Fusion with Kai Hiwatari's face, skills, and the most broken beyblade in existence: Black Dranzer—Metal Saga Edition. Armed with $10 million, a barely-furnished house, and memories from two lifetimes, he has **two weeks** before Gingka Hagane arrives and canon begins. Two weeks to master a legendary dark beyblade that can drain souls and defy physics. Two weeks before the legendary bladers, ancient powers, and destiny itself collide. The Dark Phoenix is rising in Metal City. And ROB is watching for entertainment. Let it rip.

In a war-torn medieval Europe, two enemies share the same nightmare. Aurelio is a gentle Italian conscript who never wanted to fight. Gerald is a Viking berserker burning with rage and grief. Thrown together by betrayal and a secret society known as the Cabal, they discover the war is not what it seems. The Cabal seeks to shatter the old world and build a new empire from blood and ancient magic. They have unleashed a supernatural plague, corrupted the souls of kings, and transformed a woman named Cecilia into a living weapon. Aurelio loves her. Gerald has lost his own love. Both men are running out of time. As the plague spreads and nations crumble, something unexpected happens. The gentle soldier becomes a merciless warlord. The berserker becomes a wise leader. They are not just fighting the Cabal; they are fighting themselves. And the only way to save the world is to lose themselves completely. One Must Imagine Sisyphus Happy is an epic fantasy of transformation, heartbreak, and the brutal cost of hope. It asks a single question: What are we willing to become to protect what we love?

In a world where summoners wield the power to call forth vampires, elves, angels, demons, and all humanoid creatures from across the realms, Nathan found himself unable to summon beings except from beasts.  However, those beasts are not ordinary beasts. They are divine beings who once stood at the same level, if not higher, than the legendary creatures the world ever knew.  Casting his gaze to the left, Nathan sees numerous summoners accompanied by the likes of demon kings, archangels, vampire progenitors, and other legendary beings. Turning to the right, a massive army of alien symbiotes is waiting to attack.  There was no fear in his eyes, because standing on his left is a majestic wolf who managed to kill a god, the legendary eight-headed serpent coils on his right, above him is the bird who is glowing like the sun, and behind him is a dragon that once gnawed the roots of the world tree.  “Let the war begin.”

Mike Hawk was a menace, wearing his reputation like a finely tailored suit. But that name? It was the latest in a long line of aliases—the final one he would ever require. Before adopting the name Mike Hawk, he was known as El Sombra, a figure of dread in the blood-soaked alleys of Cardera—a shadow draining cartels dry before dawn. Prior to that, he operated under the alias Jin Mao in the underground markets of Suhen—a man whose cruelty was executed with such precision that powerful individuals not only lost their thrones but also their lives. They forgot they had ever occupied one. Before those identities, there was yet another name, another country, and yet another government left grappling with a cold case and the quiet shame of being outmaneuvered by one man wielding no army and showing no mercy. Caught. Jailed. Released. Renamed. Repeated. Until the United States of Erosyne buried him so deep that they believed it was permanent. But it wasn’t. Five years later, he emerged—leaner, quieter, and far more dangerous than anything they had ever contained. He required one final name. Something pristine. Something that no database on earth would ever recognize. Mike Hawk. The moment his boots hit Erosyne's pavement, reality glitched. [Dominance Authority System — Initialized.] [Objective: Claim desire from every woman who crosses your path.] The deeper the longing—housewives, girlfriends, sheltered girls who had never encountered a man like him—the stronger he became. Power, wealth, and influence followed him, as luck itself seemed to bend in his favor. Mike didn't call it a blessing. He called it leverage. Armed with the cold intelligence of a man who had outmaneuvered governments across four continents and navigated a system that rewarded every boundary he crossed, Mike Hawk didn’t start over. He simply resumed. Seduction replaced aggression. Patience replaced recklessness. And wherever he walked, desire followed like a shadow that belonged to someone else. Crime lords sensed their empires eroding from unseen sources. Politicians burdened by secrets became anxious without understanding the cause. Women who had dedicated years to constructing barriers found themselves unexpectedly unlocking doors. Yet Mike never pretended to be anything apart from what he was. "Rehabilitated?" he'd smirk. "I've been running circles around empires since before this country knew my name. Prison just gave me time to think of more fucked up things I could do soon." As fortunes crumbled under whispered promises and women who seemingly had it all surrendered willingly, Mike Hawk emerged—not as a redemption arc nor as a cautionary tale. But as a phenomenon, Erosyne had never been forewarned about: 'A phantom with a hundred pasts and one very deliberate future.' Every country thought they had seen the last of him. The United States of Erosyne doesn't even know it's already his. --------------------------- [WARNING: MATURE EXPLICIT CONTENT R18] [LOTS OF IMMERSIVE SMUTS SCENES WITHOUT REPETITIVE!] [NO NETORARE! NO YURI! ] [STRONG NETORI AND SMART MC] What to expect: No NTR, No Yuri, No Yandere/Tsundere, A lot of Netori where MC steals someone's girl, PURE EVIL MC, and LARGE harem MC is not a simp as well Tags: R-18 | Mature | Adult | Smut | Large | Impregnation | Harem | Ecchi | Hentai | NSFW | Netori | Blowjob | Anal | Sex | Threesome | Foursome | Moresome | Hardcore | Feet | Thicc | Milf | Gilf | Virgin | Choking | Out doors | Humiliation | Nymph| Bdsm | Fetish | Blackmail| Action | Handsome MC | Overpowered and Smart MC | Pure Villain | Comedy | Dark | and many more... Discord: https://discord.gg/fD38nPykq7

Allen Harris, a brilliant academic from a world without magic, is suddenly thrust into the body of a forgotten child within the Harry Potter universe. The good news? He’s not the one destined for a tragic fate. The better news? He now have a system. To survive and ascend, Allen must discard his bloodline and master every obscure, forgotten branch of magic. From ancient runes to advanced alchemy, every mastered spell and perfect examination score fuels his System, granting him unheard-of power, unique abilities, and legendary items. What happens when an academic overlord decides Hogwarts is just a stepping stone? Watch as the Wizarding World's fragile balance shatters, and a new legend, powered by knowledge alone, rises to challenge Dumbledore, crush Voldemort, and usher in the era of the Invincible Scholar. ------------------------------------------------- Note: This is a Translation. Non-profit fanfiction based on Harry Potter series. All rights to original creator. For extra chapters u can go ~ [patreon.com/_Shadowscale] Atleast 7chs/week will be updated regularly.

"You will suffice." That's what something whispered in Raizen's mind before a Nyx that slaughtered his village dissolved into shining ashes at his feet. He doesn't know what spoke to him, or why it led him to an unconscious girl with no memory. All he knows is his parents are dead, his home is gone, and the only place that'll take him now is the Underworks - an undercity of rust beneath Neoshima's shining petal walls. Down there, Nyx hunters called Gravers scrape together coins for chipped Luminite and drag themselves back from contracts missing limbs… If they come back at all. Someone offers Raizen a choice: he can stay in the Underworks and survive on scraps like the rest, or train for the Lotus Academy - where Vanguards learn to shape Eon into techniques that bend what should be impossible. But the voice that saved him hasn't spoken again. And the higher he climbs, a dark truth becomes clearer: the thing that saved him and the darkness that has haunted humanity for centuries... Might just be the same thing.

"Immortality? That can be lonely. And in the end, everyone will die. It doesn’t matter what you do to escape it—sooner or later, all shall taste death. It is already written; it’s only a matter of when and how. But glory… glory is the answer. Glory will outlive flesh and bones. Glory is what we should strive for, not immortality." ~~~~ Robin Burton was a young man who grew up with everything anyone could ever hope for: immense talent in cultivation, a sharp mind, and a wealthy family that would stop at nothing to protect and nurture him. He had everything—except the will to make use of it. "Why should I walk the same path as my ancestors? Why must I seek strength just to defeat one rival or compete with another? That is not what I was born for!" --- “…Heh\~” Robin let out a long sigh. “Pursuing power was never my goal. I left my family and secluded myself to escape those pointless struggles for authority. I wanted to explore the universe, and to explore myself first… yet time and again, I was dragged into devastating wars. I wanted to benefit people with my knowledge and immortalize my name, yet worlds fell and hundreds of billions died because of me. Ironic, hah?”

This is a SI story sort of but it's mostly just for fun. I like card system stories and I wanted to do one myself. The Mc isn't me but he will do what I would do or what I would want to do in a situation. Also, none of the art belongs to me, obviously, and it also uses BronzDeck’s Chaos Gatcha.

the story follows the journey of four people who were sent into a game world known as ChiBlitz now they must build there own paths to survive this strange video game like realm you can find this book also on royal roads as i will be posting daily until it catches up with webnovel

[The opening premise is rather toxic] [Single female lead Krul] [No romantic relationships with other female characters] Due to a mistake by the Golden Finger, Luke died inexplicably, and thus the Golden finger granted Luke the ability to travel to other worlds. After gaining the ability, Luke changed her name to Yuhe and first traveled to "Seraph of the End" (owari no seraph) to kidnap Krul...

.In order to make up for the regrets of his past life, Ye Fan transfers to the high school Ning Xi attends after his rebirth, finding the beautiful figure from his memory. In his memories, Ning Xi lay on the operating table, using her last breath to say, "Brother, I... I like you..." In this life, watch how Ye Fan conquers the heart of the soft and genius school beauty step by step. ...

Luke transmigrates into a chaotic Marvel-fusion universe—one where Freddy, Jason, Myers, Pinhead, Transformers, mutants, witches, demons, and cosmic entities all coexist. A world where even going to high school means sharing a classroom with Peter Parker, Harry Osborn… and future monsters in human skin. Just when he thinks he’s doomed, a golden finger awakens: —Reality Editor— • Edit your own attributes • Access thousands of skills from countless worlds • Alter skill effects • Scan 3D surroundings • Identify friend or foe • Manipulate terrain and objects • Record anomalies to gain power forever Every “anomalous” person, item, or creature becomes fuel for his upgrades. Every threat is an opportunity. Every version update brings Luke one step closer to omnipotence. With limitless growth, reality-bending abilities, and no moral chains holding him back, Luke sets his own path: From bullied classmates… to supernatural killers… to cosmic horrors… To the very gods overseeing the multiverse—all will eventually kneel. Because once the Reality Editor reaches its final version… Luke will no longer be human. He will be the Architect. The One Above the one above all. And this multiverse? It will exist only as long as he allows it.

In a world of Logia admirals and Conqueror's Haki, Roldy had two things: a Mink's rage and the Moa Moa no Mi—the power to multiply anything by ten... The Celestial Dragons called him a freak. They were all right. When you can multiply your fist by ten, every problem looks like a nail.

Transmigration is a wonderful thing. But transmigrating into a world like American comics… well, it’s hard to say whether you’ll even make it to adulthood. Maybe becoming Superman Clark’s adopted son counts as having a powerful backing. “But why do I feel like that actually makes things more dangerous?” Ian looked at the personal panel of his cheat ability. The glaring [NPC] under his identity filled him with a deep sense of crisis. Wasn’t this basically the perfect template for being sacrificed to inspire a family member’s hidden potential? Ian felt like he could die at any moment. Luckily, he could continuously awaken different classes to strengthen himself. It’s just that… The requirements for changing or advancing classes were all extremely bizarre. “Father, listen—I have very complicated reasons for eating Doomsday… How should I explain? It’s about as complicated as when I kidnapped Supergirl last time.” “Hey! Don’t hit me—stop hitting me! My grandmother’s name is Martha! I can even ask Mom to change her name to Martha… Ow—! What do you mean ‘no need for words, just look directly into my red eyes’?!” Ah, the blessings of youth—good sleep. One glare from the old man, and he toppled over and fell asleep instantly.