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I, His Majesty King Garfield the First, hereby declare all two-legged creatures my loyal subjects. Your duty is singular and eternal… to feed my insatiable Flerken belly. Meow!! PhantomDream

Steven is a total newbie who just got isekai’d into the world of Terra. But before all this, he spent years surviving in the blocky world of Minecraft, living the slow and cautious life of a seasoned Minecrafter. Thanks to that history, he almost got forcefully ejected by Terra’s world will the moment he arrived— “Don’t just toss me back to the world where even the sun is a square!” In order to survive in this world—where at least the girls have pointy faces instead of square ones—Steven has no choice but to dive into one chaotic event after another, all to raise something called his "World Acknowledgement Point" and earn his stay. This includes, but is not limited to: Fighting infected; Fighting the Church of the Deep; Fighting eldritch horrors from the sea; And, of course… Fending off suspiciously grateful girls with very ungrateful intentions. . . . . . . . . . Gladiia: “Steven, why do you always get yourself involved in those troublesome land-dweller affairs? I find it… intriguing.” Steven: “Hey, it's about the experience, you know?” Gladiia: “Then why are you always the one who ends up solving everything?” Steven: “Well, I’m already here, right? May as well go all in…”

'Do I even want to do this all again? I could just never use it. It could end now. I could just let it end...' At the brink of death, Kaius Seraphall’s seemingly useless Artifact finally activates, sending him back fifteen years in time to his home planet of Zenin. A world plagued by Demons and interspersed with other supernatural beings. Now, able to start again in an attempt to change his fate, Kai begins to manipulate the threads, desperate to avoid his demise and the betrayal that drove him to the doomed planet to begin with. But what was he going to do now with no power and only the knowledge of what was to come? And why was his closest friend, the man who had betrayed him in the past, acting so strangely towards him? He hated him…right? Spotify Playlists - Twisted Artifacts I Twisted Artifacts II Loulou

Years later, when he would finally hold the “Lifetime Achievement Award” in his hands, Makoto would recall one very specific afternoon—the afternoon he was sent flying ten whole meters… By Kitasan Black. At the time, he had only recently gotten his Central Trainer’s license. Unfortunately, his lack of experience was obvious, and many Umamusume turned him down without a second thought. And so, after being rejected yet again, maybe his mind wandered a bit too much. While waiting to cross at a red light, he spotted a child nearly step into oncoming traffic. His body moved before his brain could catch up. The kid was fine. He was not. Because he got hit. Not by a car, but by an Umamusume. She had black hair, red eyes, and a matching black tail. And she slammed into him at full sprint. Thanks to years of quiet self-training—secretly guided by memories from a past life—he managed to twist midair and land without too much damage. Still, getting launched like that wasn’t exactly part of his daily routine. The Umamusume, on the other hand, was completely panicking. “I-I’m so sorry! Are you hurt?! A-are you okay?!” “I-I'm Kitasan Black! A first-year at Tracen Academy! Pleased to meet you—wait, no, that’s not what I should say right now!” “I—I mean—I’ll take responsibility! I’ll take full responsibility for this!!” That’s how it all began. The girl’s name was Kitasan Black. And this was the start of everything. = = = = Note: Some character backgrounds and settings have been reworked for narrative purposes. This version expands the Umamusume world while staying faithful to the spirit of the original. Non-Umamusume fan can read it as a mix of sports drama and school life.

Omegas can't be idols.That's the unspoken rule. They're too fragile, too vulnerable to heats, and too easy to exploit. The industry would chew them up and spit them out, if they even got a chance in the first place. But Han Jiwon doesn't care about rules. Armed with scent blockers, forged papers, and a stubbornness that borders on insanity, he disguises himself as a beta and auditions for Rise Of The Idols —the most cutthroat survival show in the country. One hundred and one trainees enter. Only seven will debut. The competition is brutal. The dorms are crawling with alphas, the cameras never stop rolling, and every other contestant is hungry for a spot. One wrong move, one slip in control, one whiff of pheromones, and Jiwon's dream is over. But he's not just fighting rivals. He's fighting exhaustion, sabotage, and the terrifying pull of instincts he's spent years suppressing. Because if the world discovers that the “beta dark horse” is really an omega… Will it destroy him? Or will he become the first omega idol to shine on stage? Expect: - Secret identity & forbidden romance - Reverse harem BL dynamics - Idol survival show drama & fan culture - Pheromone leaks, heat tension, and protective alpha instincts - Scandals, ships, and an omega fighting to change the industry - Secretive high stakes smut scenes Warning: Mature content, reader discretion advised.

Chapters and Release: Release days: Everyday Release time: 3pm UTC Status: Unedited. (Will edit after main story conclusion. Specifically from the start.) *** Synopsis: A fifteen-year-old schoolgirl happens to find herself approached by a strange woman after a rough day—who happens to know her plans on running away. Astonished, she tried to interrogate, but ended up getting dragged into another universe and another world. There, she finds out that experiments are being ran on fourteen other candidates set aside for her. Being the last candidate, she is told that she might be the first one to face demise. But she is determined to find out what is up with this co-operation is. After some time, she finds out that this whole world and setting is similar to that of a book she read during her younger days. And the protagonist happened to be her own cousin. *** (Prologue) Listen... No one is judging no one here. And so am I. The world has been cruel these days. Being modern means being rude to people on the street who are below your rank—That is what they believe. I find this all frustrating, why move with a state of mind that could as well kill you someday. You don't know if this person is a lawyer, a far relative, a doctor, a politician. But you already get the gist, don't you? And like any other teenagers my age, I really want to run away from all this. It's not like I am an orphan or from a poor household. I am from a family which is a standard class in economical terms in this world. And yet, I want to run away. Haha! Anyways. I did succeed. I wonder at what cost? I am away from all that hostility of course... But now I am in another world. Not reincarnated. Not transmigrated to another body. I am with my own soul in my original body, but in another world. This world... is weird. Thinking back, I remember reading a strange book when I was young. This book actually speaks about this world. I am a character there. Funnier thing, I don't know what is up with it either. It appears to me that the writer decided they want to see the 'live-action' version of it. So now... I am the actor playing my ownself.

New Eridu stands as humanity's final fortress, where neon lights struggle to outshine the looming terror of the Hollows. Cedric arrives in this world not with a hero's ambition, but with a prisoner's resignation. He is here for one reason only: to fulfill a deal—live out a full life in exchange for the eternal silence of non existence. Bearing a shattered soul where genuine emotions have long since withered away, leaving only a hollow emptiness, Cedric desires nothing more than to remain a ghost in the crowd, sleeping away his days to escape reality. Thrown into a chaotic world of Ethereals and monsters, Cedric finds that he can no longer remain a bystander. This is not just a story of survival in a broken world. It is the journey of a boy who has forgotten how to feel, slowly learning to piece his shattered soul back together amidst the chaos. Note: I do not own the cover image, nor do I have any claim over it. And this is not a translation.

The story of how a Crafter landed up in the world of Arknight (Steve with Mods on Arknight)

Uzumaki Ruto used to be a normal, healthy teenager. His life was good. He was smart, strong, and very popular with the ladies. He knew his life was supposed to be simple. He was supposed to live normal lives, get a normal education, perhaps someday give up the foolish notion of building his own harem and settle down with a nice girl. It would have been nice... It could have gone on forever. Then some S&M-wearing Fallen Angel shit came around and messed everything up. A retelling of High School DxD with the focus on my OCs Haru and Ruto replacing Issei and Vali. ( BONUS STORY ) Flutter of the White Emperor Ambition is a flame that is to be handled with utmost care. Ambition can, will, and has scorched the very world we claim to love. The fuel of ambition, more often than not, is power. What happens when the White Dragon Emperor has power and ambition in abundance? Well, the end of everything. With few he can trust and no knowledge of his future, things will be bleak without change.

This is a work of fan fiction. All rights belong to its original author. Title: Battle Through the Heavens: Treasure System Author: Stir-fried Green Peppers with Eggs Reborn in the World of Battle Through the Heavens with a Broken System! After binge-reading Douluo Dalu fanfictions all night, Xiao Se, an ordinary Earth guy, dies in front of his computer... Only to wake up in the fiery world of Battle Through the Heavens (BTTH) — with a weird Treasure Exchange System! [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a seasoning jar for the Heaven Controlling Vial!] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a stick for a magic sword!] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for exchanging a doll for a mystical kitten!] But something’s seriously wrong with this world... Xiao Yan’s Flame Mantra became a porn book! His Heavenly Flame vanished! And his wife? Gone! Tang San’s mighty Eight Spider Lances turned into chicken claws?! His Divine Crossbow became a slingshot, and his soul bone… turned into pork ribs! Han Li’s Heaven Controlling Vial is now… a condiment bottle?! Dai Mubai’s White Tiger Spirit mutated into an Evil Fire Monkey! Now, with chaos across worlds and heroines from every universe crossing his path, Xiao Se must use his Treasure Exchange System to dominate fate, collect artifacts… and maybe hearts. Can this sarcastic transmigrator turn junk into divine treasures and build a harem of goddesses from different realms? Worlds collide, treasures evolve, and beauties gather! Read 450+ Chapters and exclusive Patreon-only content here: patreon.com/RinBlaze – Join for just $20/month and unlock early access!

The complete collection of harunaru's fanfiction stories. ( Vol. 001 ) The Red Dragon Emperor & The Demon King of Sixth Heaven ( High School DxD/Fate ) Falling into a magic circle is one thing. Meeting a scary gun lady inside of it? That was scary. But turning into her, succeeding her, and inheriting her legend? Yeah, that was the icing on the cake. Namikaze Haru was perfectly fine with that, though, and if anything, the gender change was secondary. (Or so she learned.) ( Vol. 002 ) The Red Dragon Emperor & The Great King of Destruction ( High School DxD/Fate ) Namikaze Haru found himself involved in a figurative "holy war". A grail that can grant omnipotent wishes? Fast way to become a Harem King! ... if he can survive the other enemy Masters first. Hey, at least he's got a smoking hot Servant with him! ( Vol. 003 ) The Red Dragon Emperor & The Fox Priestess of Peerless Beauty ( High School DxD/Fate ) Namikaze Haru was always normal. And a pervert. The odds of him ever finding a girl were slim. So when Yuuma Amano approached him, there were no words that could describe the happy feeling in his heart. And then she attempted to kill him, revealing her true nature. At that moment, however, Haru's desperate pleas for someone to save him woke something inside of him. A secret that he was not aware of. Something that a certain vampiric troll is watching with great enthusiasm. ( Vol. 004 ) Flutter of the White Emperor ( High School DxD ) Ambition is a flame that is to be handled with utmost care. Ambition can, will, and has scorched the very world we claim to love. The fuel of ambition, more often than not, is power. What happens when the White Dragon Emperor has power and ambition in abundance? Well, the end of everything. With few he can trust and no knowledge of his future, things will be bleak without change. ( Vol. 005 ) Levia-tan's☆Harem King ( High School DxD ) Uzumaki Ruto used to be a normal, healthy teenager. His life was good. He was smart, strong, and very popular with the ladies. He knew his life was supposed to be simple. He was supposed to live normal lives, get a normal education, perhaps someday give up the foolish notion of building his own harem and settle down with a nice girl. It would have been nice... It could have gone on forever. Then some S&M-wearing Fallen Angel shit came around and messed everything up. A retelling of High School DxD with the focus on my OCs Haru and Ruto replacing Issei and Vali. ( Vol. 006 ) The Delinquent Queen & The Oppai Dragon ( High School DxD/ God of Highschool ) Naru is reborn into the universe of Highschool DXD with a Sacred Gear that belongs to another universe? And... did I mention that her Sacred Gear is too OP? AU-OP/OC-SI/OC-Reincarnation-High School DxD and The God of Highschool Crossover. ( Vol. 007 ) Love, Friendship, and Heart of Cards! ( Yu GI Oh! ) 16 year old Naru Scarlet finds herself in Yugioh season 0 after being electrocuted. She wakes behind a school and immediately bumps into Yugi. It’s a dream come true for her. Though she soon finds herself scared for her new friends. And why is she the one being rescued instead of Tea? Why do they all have American names and not Japanese? Is it the Manga or Anime? What’s happening! ( Vol. 008 ) Love, Friendship, and Heart of Cards! II ( Yu GI Oh! GX ) After 10 years after the match between the King of Games and Atem, Domino City opens the Stadium doors, to give new students a spot to join the prestigious school of Duel Academy island. Ruto and Haru are contestants with dreams to achieve by passing the exam. What does a new Generation do to an Island full of adventures? A retelling of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX with the focus on my OCs Ruto and Haru replacing Jaden and Syrus. ( Vol. 009 ) Beloved Daughter of Konoha ( Naruto ) Kakashi fell to his knees, trying his hardest to stem the flow of tears from his eyes and clutching a hand to his chest, trying his hardest to stop the ache coming from his h

In the shadows of Naruto’s Hidden Leaf Village, a peculiar figure quietly rewrites the rules of shinobi life. Hiruko—a man carrying the mind and methods of a “Mad Chemist”—walks the thin line between genius and madness. By day, he is a fully licensed Konoha researcher. By evening… he indulges in “experiments” that make even seasoned ninja uneasy. Spies vanish, secrets unravel, and science advances—whether the village likes it or not. Whispers call him one of the “Twin Wolves of Konoha.” Others label him an unhinged scientist. Hiruko, however, insists he’s merely… thorough. Even legends feel unsettled around him. Orochimaru finds his gaze disturbing. Tsunade demands the return of stolen bloodline secrets. And Jiraiya, ever the opportunist, seeks inspiration from Hiruko’s bizarre tales. Yet beneath the rumors and dark humor lies a dangerous truth: Hiruko isn’t just experimenting on bodies— he’s dissecting the very foundation of the ninja world. And when science replaces jutsu… Konoha may never be the same again.

Li Xun, an ordinary man originated from the planet of earth find himself transmigrated into another world out of a sudden, while being transmigrated into a world of fantasy is a dream to many, Li Xun included, however, it turn out the world that he transmigrated into is a world of Cultivation, where being that can raze mountain, split the sea, and shatter the star roaming around without a care to the fate of the weak whom they kill in the millions by accident each day. The young man is already planning to write up his last will when he finds out that he doesn’t start his life in this new world from zero. Not only does he have some decent talent in cultivation and a nice family helping him back home, he also has a system transmigrated alongside him. The name of the System is The Ultimate Investment System. From then on, everything changed. "Junior brother, from the look of it, you are just one step away to breaking through the Qi Refining Realm, I happen to have a Spirit Yuan Pill here that can help you guarantee your success!" [Congratulations, Host, for your successful investment, you have gained twenty years worth of closed door cultivation QI!] "My dear friend, I heard that you have been fatally injured by your former ally and have your foundation shattered, thankfully, I have this Grand Dao Dao Golden in my hand, take this, this Pill here would be able to help you restore back your cultivation foundation!" [Congratulations, Host, for your successful investment, you have obtained an Emperor-Grade Weapon!] ........... After many years has passed since he transmigrated into this world, Li Xun, who is in need of dire help, got a lot of aid from those who he had helped in the past. Emperor of Taixuan Empire, once nothing but a poor beggar whom Li Xun found half dead in the middle of the street, brandished his sword toward his enemies and bellowed at them. "If it weren't for my friend Li Xun who saved me and gave me a cultivation technique back then, how could I have achieved what I have today? Whoever opposes Li Xun in the future will be an enemy of my empire, The Great Taixuan Empire!” Not less loud as the Emperor, a Black Dragon whose body stretched into thousands of miles, a publicly known Lord of the Forbidden Zone, let out a sky shattering roar. "Years ago, I was hunted down by my enemies to be turned into Elixir Pill, and I'm still alive right now all because of Li Xun who saved me, Here my decree you worthless maggot! From this day forward, Li Xun's friends are my friends, and Li Xun's enemies are my enemies!"

After transmigrating into a chaotic anime crossover world, Rin Yuki awakened the [Daily Check-In System—a mysterious power that granted him bizarre new abilities with every monthly login. Then, one fateful day, his luck exploded. [Congratulations! You have obtained Marvel’s supreme Cosmic Heart!] ------- Read advance chapters on patreon.com/lost_moon -------- Raw:- 综漫：签到宇宙之心，加入聊天群 Author:- 繁华年流

Adam was having a great time camping in the woods with his girlfriend until they were suddenly attacked. During the attack, his girlfriend was shot while he was thrown from a cliff. Unconscious and on the verge of death, an android appeared before taking him to a spaceship, Spector, which healed him up. Now this Spector wants him to be its operator, so that they can leave Earth. But before that, he needs to settle the grudge he has against those who attacked him and killed his girlfriend. Armed with advanced technology, Adam hunts them down before heading out to explore the universe. Strangely, though, he has to do all this and more while livestreaming to the whole universe. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Release Schedule: Daily. This story is also available on RoyalRoad, Webnovel and Patreon. Access advanced chapters on Patreon.com/Sweeps083 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/D2FWBPA3yc ------------------------------------------------------------------- Regardless of space years, temporal incidents, appearances, and mentality, all individuals in this story are over 18+. Sexual content, while not the primary focus of this novel, is a part of it. The warnings listed below are in the chapter titles that have sexual content. * = Minor sexual content. ** = Around 1/2 of the chapter has sexual content. *** = Over 3/4 of the chapter has sexual content. This novel also contains Yuri elements. While there is technically a possible harem member who has a futa, I have already thought of a way around it, so there will be no futas in the harem.

There's nothing special about a cardless slave who can't even remember where the hell he came from. In a world where being a 'Card Holder' is everything, Wolf was less than nothing. However, that was until 'he' appeared... Ganes Gouldsworth, the legendary 'Lord of the Cards,' sacrificed his fame, knowledge, and life to grant a powerless boy a new destiny. Now, Wolf carries the rare Copy Card and an overwhelming responsibility he barely understands. Thrust into the life of a Collector, he must journey across the realms of Promenia with his newfound companions: navigating noble kingdoms, conquering treacherous dungeons, and uncovering the hidden purpose within his stolen power. Adventure, mystery, and disaster await. But can Wolf honor the ultimate sacrifice... or will the Copy Card consume him first?

Recently, a special correspondent conducted an exclusive interview with Pei Qian, President of Tengda Group. Tengda Group, now valued at hundreds of billions, operates across various sectors such as gaming, internet services, digital hardware, cultural media, and restaurants, significantly impacting numerous aspects of daily life. Pei Qian himself is widely regarded as the "World’s Best Boss," an unparalleled investment genius, and a brilliant game developer. He is known for his effortless leadership style and keen ability to precisely forecast industry trends. However, during the interview, Pei Qian expressed deep frustration: “I’m truly not some kind of business genius!” “My success is entirely due to luck!” “My initial goal was merely to lose fifty thousand yuan…” See? This is exactly how a genuine business genius maintains humility and modesty.

After being transmigrated into a comedic yuri novel as a hapless cannon fodder male character, Luo Wusheng desire one thing only, and that is to survive the incoming battle that would eradicate every member of his Sect. However, the developments of things seem to be spiralling out of his control. After a year full of hardwork, he noticed that some of the original Protagonist Harem Member, who are supposed to be into girls, behaved a little bit weird around him. Soon, he realized why. The Holy Maiden of the Demon Sect has a secret crush on him. The Empress of the Immortal Nation wants to have him as her consort. The Nine-Tailed Fox Netherqueen, the Monarch of the Netherkin Nation, wants to be his mate till the end of time. “Little Yuli! Aren’t you the original main character? Aren’t they all your girl? Please get them off me!” Facing the surrounding sharks, Luo Wusheng cried for help. As the original main character of this Yuri-Themed Xianxia World, the Protagonist nodded her head, and with a determination expression on her face, she answered, “You are right, the only one who can have you is me!” Luo Wusheng, feeling stupified at her word, can only stare in shock toward the incoming meteor that is the female sword cultivator. Luo Wusheng: ???, What's wrong with these girls??

Being transmigrated wasn't in Reis's bucket list. Being so in an unpredictable world with danger lurking everywhere? Not even in his nightmare journal. So he definitely isn't thrilled when his soul is literally dragged out into a void and forced into a foreign body. Or about the blue screen of doom, trying to convince him that everything was exactly how it was supposed to be. Like hell it was right for him to be in line for the throne. Surely, Reis had run out of luck. But that didn't mean he was foolish enough to play hero. No. Why must he sacrifice his peace for something so foolish? Reis just had to wait. Until the royal family let their guard down, and he had enough money to escape far away. Just enough to escape heaven's eyes. And someone promised to help. Someone who didn't even know how to hold a human right side up. The fearsome guardian, who, for some reason, picked the weakest human to bother. It cost Reis half his mortal soul and a bit more, but what can he do? Escaping the throne is more important than dignity. Once the trouble's off his shoulder, he'd find a peaceful land to settle in and spend the rest of his mortal life lazing away. The perfect escape plan. But how is he supposed to escape from this so-called guardian again, at least before losing himself entirely? Well, not anytime soon. *** Antihero, bitter MC X Villainous, transcend level ML.