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[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] "...I have to choose a King Consort right now?!" No sooner did the young woman from Earth awake in the body of Empress Isabelle of Nevremia than she was informed she'd have to choose a King Consort to keep her throne. While she was still trying to get used to her new body, new world, and new position, her advisors insisted she marry some stranger to retain her power. "But don't Empresses get to make the rules?" As Isabelle Von Nevremia. not only is she the revered empress of a powerful country, but she has access to a special status system, which allows her to read people's names, skills, moods, and even their kinks. As well as that, there's some kind of mysterious 'challenge' system that awards her 'skill points' for successfully completing challenges. ...But all the challenges are just seducing people. How tacky... "...If I'm going to be Empress, then I won't have a king! I'm going to have a harem!"

Cornered by humans in the dwindling vampiric population, Dulce Monteserrat simply wants a companion. One that wouldn't betray his trust and turn him to the human guards ever on his heels, and one that would live longer than the average human. So he decides to summon a hound from the hells, a loyal beast to sit with him by the warm hearth. Only things don't go quite as planned, the first, second, and third time over... He finally gets his Hellhound but now he is surrounded by dangerous Demons he can't seem to get rid off. The noble Fiend he summoned no longer seem as eager to leave despite his pretenses and the Shadow Demon on a mission is starting to take things easy. At each other's necks from their first meeting, don't put the Vampire in the middle! The suave Incubus made his stance clear from the start, he had no intentions to leave, willing to fulfill Dulce's request of companionship, however that includes employee benefits - This Incubus needs to eat! And his precious Hellhound who had brought him so much trouble is dissatisfied with simply being a pet. "Can I be Master's mate?" DISCLAIMER: The cover does not belong to me, if you would like it to be taken down, a simple request will suffice.

Having completed the forging of the Star's Holy Sword in the Land of Fae, buying a young girl her final moments, has the individual named Senji Muramasa finally fulfilled his mission...? "Even if the guidance is already shattered, you must become the King of Teyvat." Independent from the Throne of Heroes, becoming an "Other-Personality" special individual, he embarks on a second life of hardships involving women.

"I dodged Truck-kun with a parkour backflip. That should've been the end of it." After evading certain death with sick moves, genius programmer Runar thought he was safe—until the truck transformed into a freaking autobot and apologized for having to kill him anyway. "I just graduated from Truck Reincarnation Academy! I can't fail my first mission! My classmate will mock me." Now reborn on Telstra, a world where cultivation meets sci-fi, Runar discovers the ultimate cheat code: runes are the programming language of reality itself. While everyone else grinds through cultivation realms, he's copying physique runes, optimizing techniques, and debugging the universe. But in a cosmos where aliens hunt humans, ancient supremes have left for realms beyond, and power is everything—staying low-key might be harder than he thought. One day, he'll find that desperate truck and give it the beating it deserves. Check out my other Contracted Book "The Quantum Path to Immortality". Its really good try it.

Amar Shukra is given 3 wishes and an ability to travel through indian fictional worlds. This is a work of fiction. Fiction only. Please Don't take it seriously. If you do, then it's your funeral

Once, a body alone ruled the Three Realms. No techniques. No divine arts. Only the absolute peak of Body Cultivation. They called it the Supreme Immortal Body. Then it vanished without warning, leaving the heavens confused, the worlds unsettled, and countless experts arguing over whether it had ever truly existed. It should have remained a forgotten legend. Unfortunately, it did not.

Hoshino Sora thought traveling into the world of Food Wars! would be simple—cook delicious dishes, win hearts, and conquer taste buds. But something felt… off. At Totsuki Academy, the Day Dormitory was ruled by the ever-hungry manager Shizuka Hiratsuka, who sat cross-legged and ordered meals like a queen. Shiina Mashiro excelled at desserts, yet always ended up covered in cream. Akane Kubo Momo pinched her cheeks in annoyance. Jabami Yumeko served plain dishes, but after flashing her unsettling smile, they somehow transformed into masterpieces. Meanwhile, Akame and Kurome Shizuka formed an iron triangle as terrifying judges. Nakiri Erina, Arato Hisako, Mito Ikumi, Tadokoro Megumi, Shiina Mashiro, Jabami Yumeko, Akame, Kurome… one by one, the heroines gathered in the dormitory, cooking together—and ganging up on Sora. “Let’s just say… why am I forced to live in the girls’ dorm?! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Isn’t this way too much bullying?!” (As everyone knows, this is a food novel.) -------------------------------- 70 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

Eli, a sickly teenager, suddenly gets transported into [Heroine of the Ages], a brutal Visual Novel RPG where every heroine dies before the final act. He wakes up as Elise Moreau, a lady’s maid of House Lagranche, one of the Great Houses of the Latia Kingdom. In other words... he becomes a girl! Armed with an OP system and the knowledge of the only player to have beaten the game, he sets out his journey to save all the heroines. But... how do you save everyone when you're the first one scheduled to die in the prologue!? Important tags: genderbend, yuri, action, adventure ===== https://discord.gg/vTwc7wtwBe (new server i need help)

Wonder Woman asked: “Why are you Superman’s younger brother?” Eric smirked: “On the very first day I transmigrated, I crawled into Superman’s infant space pod as a baby, pushed him out, and took his place. That’s how I became a so-called ‘Child of Krypton.’” Superman frowned: “Then why didn’t you save the plane?” Eric replied calmly: “Because I can’t step on air to lift things.” Batman growled: “Why didn’t Kryptonite affect you this time?” Eric’s eyes gleamed: “I wanted to play the role of a Kryptonian and get along with you all, but instead I was treated like an outsider. Fine… I won’t pretend anymore. The truth is, I am Homelander.” This is the story of a transmigrator who seizes Superman’s identity, fools the Justice League, and walks the world as Homelander, a cunning, sinister force disrupting the fragile balance of heroes and villains. -------------------------------- 40 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

He traveled to the world of the powerful Shadow Master and originally wanted to replace Shadow and become the master of the Shadow Courtyard. But Shadow's strength was too abnormal, so he had to settle for second place and become the second in command of Shadow Courtyard. Since Shadow Addicted Pig doesn't like girls, then I will do it myself Help Alpha build a base, Tell Beta a bedtime story Teach the method of gamma earning. Taming Delta Help Ipsilon regain her confidence and teach her piano. Assist Ita in researching technology -------------------------------- 70 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

[System+Power up+undead army+pervert+no harem] I, Ricky, used to be the most beloved child of my family, until my parents got divorced. Now, here I am living with my mum, with this new sister and dad. "Ricky, why are you drinking my coffee?" Well, here comes the trouble. "I was just tasting it." "Hmph!" This was my regular life, with nothing special to look after. [Host has shared the indirect kiss through the coffee can with his stepsister. A reward is being assigned.] [Reward: Hellfire] [Perverted Point: +100] [Forbidden Point: +1] Well, maybe it's just that simple. I am just an ordinary boy... with an undead army, nothing special. .... 20,000 Power stones: +1 ch (next week) 10,000 Golden ticket: +4 ch (next month) Note: There might be some bonus ch depending on my mood. (Gifts make me Happy.)

In a world of warring kingdoms, Lira is a young girl whose chaotic ways hide extraordinary power. Alongside her companions, she faces impossible challenges with humor, courage, and unrelenting strength. This is a story of adventure, friendship, and the unpredictable heroics of an unlikely savior. Lira is an idiot. At least… that’s what everyone thinks. After all, who accidentally overthrows an empire with a single stone and then asks for ramen as a reward? But behind her simple smile lies a power that defies logic itself—strength that bends reality, fists that warp time, and instincts that move faster than thought. As kingdoms fall into chaos and the Demon King’s generals rise to stop her, Lira journeys across a war-torn world with a reluctant strategist, a boastful prince, and a stubborn dwarven princess who all find themselves drawn into her unstoppable path. Enemies grow stronger. Battles grow more absurd. And the world slowly realizes a terrifying truth— She isn’t a hero. She isn’t a villain. She’s just Lira. And that might be the most dangerous thing of all.

Content Warning: Contains mature themes that may be unsuitable for underaged readers. Excerpt Ragnar finally looked up. His eyes roamed her face, then dropped lower and lingered just a second too long. “Careful, princess. Keep taunting me like that and I’ll start thinking you like our nightly sparring.” “And if I did?” Her voice was soft now. Almost playful. “Would you stop pretending that you don't like it when I challenge you?” He rose from his seat slowly until he stood toe to toe with her. “Tell me something, Circe.” She tilted her chin up. “What?” “If I kissed you right now… Would you slap me, stab me, or kiss me back?” Her breath hitched. “That depends.” “On?” “How good the kiss is.” A pause. Something hummed between them, something neither of them dared name. Ragnar’s gaze dropped to her mouth. “Do you want me to find out?” She smiled, slow and wicked. “Make it worth the risk.” **** She was forced to marry the man who led the attack on her people. After her father is murdered, Circe is forced to leave her home and become a prisoner of the enemy. When she is taken to the enemy territory, she expects to be tortured physically in every way imaginable. But what she hadn't expected was for the vampire king to offer her up as a bride to his illegitimate son, the very same man that had her people slaughtered. It was a fate worse than torture. With her little brother's life on the line and with nowhere to run, Circe is forced to succumb to her fate. Right then she vowed in the name of her dead father to bring her husband to his knees. She would have her revenge, even if it meant destroying herself in the process. From the first time Prince Ragnar laid eyes on Circe, he knew she was going to be trouble. But trouble had never looked so intriguing. She was a puzzle he couldn't solve and that fact only drew him closer. Like a moth to a flame, she threatened to consume him. She would be his very own demise. Circe's presence in Lamora awoke something sinister, a malicious entity roaming the lands. From dusk till dawn, the streets of Lamora becomes engulfed in a strange fog and from within the voice of a woman can be heard. Anyone who wanders out at night when the fog comes, vanishes seemingly without a trace. Never to be found again. what happens when Circe's brother becomes a victim of this evil presence? What happens when Circe has no other choice but to team up with her husband, who she despises, in order to find the truth behind the disappearances and the evil magic plaguing their lands.

In a mysterious lab, Doctor Sylvester undertakes a groundbreaking project amidst stormy chaos. As he brings a young boy back to life, unforeseen consequences lead to Sylvester's arrest. Simultaneously, Tim, once dead, is resurrected with extraordinary abilities. Navigating a world of secrecy, government intrigue, and newfound powers, Tim's journey unfolds, blending elements of science fiction and drama in a tale of resilience, family, and the pursuit of the extraordinary.

In every story, there exists a protagonist star, that shields the chosen male and female leads. It bends fate itself to ensure the triumph of its chosen and those who bear it are destined to rise, to win and to be loved even if it's at the cost of someone else. Shen Xiatang was never meant to matter. She was just a disposable side character, a stepping stone, a tragedy written solely to elevate someone else’s “happy ending.” Betrayed, abandoned, and crushed beneath the overwhelming luck of those favored by the Protagonist Star, she dies with a curse on her lips that states: “In all life times, in all generations for as long as your line will be, I will make sure that your children's children and their children's children, suffer for the injustice I have faced today. I will muddy their luck so bad that they will wonder what kind of bad karma they must have accumulated to meet a calamity like me!” Whether by divine mistake or something far more sinister, her wish is granted and Shen Xiatang awakens not as a living person, but as an invisible spirit bound to people like her who were destined to be crushed by the protagonist. With revenge in her heart and terrible suggestions on her lips, join Shen Xiatang as she joins hands with those who had been destined to be cannon fodder to rewrite fate itself.

Nothing much to say, as the title itself is self-explanatory. MC reincarnated as Naoya Zenin. He tries to become strong while avoiding land mines that can one-shot him to death and all while racking up affection from Maki and Mai. Something you need to keep in mind before reading this fanfic is this is a bit of an AU, as I adjusted the age difference a little, as, otherwise, MC can't interact with the main story. And MC is distrustful and a bit paranoid of others, so some of you might hate that side of him or find it annoying. This is a Harem fanfic. Not a big one, just three or four members maximum. And for the last and important one, just don't expect too much. Just turn your common sense off and read it. I posted some advance chapters on Patreon. You can give me some support through it. You can support me on: patreon.com/BlackBolt517

Lu Xuan finds himself reborn into the world of Naruto as a member of the prestigious Uchiha clan, blessed with unparalleled comprehension abilities that activate even before birth. While still in his mother's womb, he begins developing his innate talents through prenatal breathing techniques. In a world where your clan determines your destiny and bloodline limits your potential, Lu Xuan's extraordinary comprehension breaks all boundaries. Through deep observation and analysis of the Sharingan's power conversion principles, he creates revolutionary cultivation methods that transcend traditional limitations. "Through extensive study of the Sharingan's chakra flow patterns and my own awakening experience, I've developed the Bloodline Divine Art: Sharingan Cultivation Method and a technique to convert mental energy and chakra into ocular power." His innovations don't stop there. After mastering shadow clone techniques, Lu Xuan develops a unique cultivation method that maximizes their potential. His research into summoning jutsu leads to breakthroughs in spatial awareness, allowing him to create interdimensional summoning and precise spatial teleportation techniques. Perhaps most impressively, through analyzing Hashirama's cells and Jugo's unique biology, Lu Xuan comprehends the secrets of Wood Release and develops the Physical Divine Art: Sage Body Cultivation Method, pushing the boundaries of what was thought possible even for an Uchiha. Will Lu Xuan's extraordinary comprehension and innovative cultivation methods allow him to transcend the fate typically assigned to the Uchiha clan? Or will the dark destiny of those eyes eventually catch up with him?

Not every uma was born for the spotlight. Most flare, then fade. Burning out like dying stars, forgotten in the dark. Black Dahlia grew up in the wreckage of broken dreams, but when tragedy shatters her world, she finds her road on Japan’s infamous outlaw circuit: The Midnight Run Association (MRA). In a world of money, neon streets, and crews built on loyalty and betrayal, Dahlia teams up with Logan, a disgraced former trainer with nothing left to lose. Together, they blaze through back alleys and highways, outrun the law, smashing through rival crews, and risking everything on the asphalt. Each win puts them closer to the top of the Blacklist—where the fastest, the fiercest, and the most dangerous wait. Updates Saturdays Umamusume: Pretty Derby is the property of Cygames, Inc including games, characters, and related materials.

Evan Carter, (before he is) a mid-aged office worker with a love of coffee and sarcasm, dies unexpectedly and is reincarnated in a world of magic, swords, and ridiculously over-the-top fantasy adventures. Only this time, he’s young, handsome, absurdly strong, and terrifyingly overpowered in both magic and combat—though he reacts to it all with a deadpan calm and a running commentary on “maximum accidental chaos” and “mostly harmless for me.” Thrown into a kingdom unfamiliar with someone who casually bends reality, Evan quickly discovers that even minor tasks—walking into a village, wielding a sword, or flicking his fingers at magical traps—can create hilariously catastrophic consequences. Alongside his practical mage companion Lydia and mischievous rogue Emma, he navigates the challenges of courtly life, dangerous forests, and magical mishaps, leaving a trail of awe, panic, and occasional pigeons in his wake. When intelligence of a northern fortress and a mysterious dark mage surfaces, Evan’s party ventures into the frozen peaks to investigate. There, he effortlessly neutralizes traps, defeats guards without a scratch, and confronts the enemy leader in a spectacle of overpowered magic and perfectly timed chaos—while somehow keeping the situation mostly harmless. Returning to the kingdom, he reports his exploits, gains recognition (and mild terror-induced fame), and prepares for the hints of a greater northern threat. With a mix of absurdly overpowered action, deadpan humor, and clever banter, Evan Carter: Hero of Accidental Chaos tells the story of a man out of place in a magical world—except, somehow, everything bends perfectly to his chaotic brilliance. The kingdom may survive, the enemies may tremble, but Evan? He just wants his coffee.

[WARNING: HEAVILY RATED 18 AND STRONG SEXUAL LANGUAGES BUT NO RAPE] Excerpt "Marry me, and you shall have your heart's desires. We both know you want it..." Xavier's husky voice drifted from the shadows of the cell, making every cell in Asher's body ignite—right down to his peaking nipples. Asher managed to stand his ground, refusing to break even though the crushing weight of Xavier's pheromones threatened to pull him under. "In your damn dreams. I am straight," he declared. Xavier laughed mockingly, the sound echoing off the cold stone walls. "Let's see how long that lasts..." He leaned down and cupped Asher's length firmly in his palms, watching as Asher’s face turned a deep, heated red. ******* Synopsis He thought he had it all—a beautiful family, a gorgeous home, and a prestigious profession. But one fateful night, it all crumbled away, and he landed in a deadly prison. In a society where homosexuality is a taboo, he was accused of sexually harassing a man. A fucking man, when he was straight as an arrow. Like, how? But that was just the beginning of his nightmare. He landed straight into the cage of an infamous Mafia lord of the underworld—the demon himself, a wolf in sheep’s clothing. A demon in bed and a beast by day. Asher thought he could fly under the radar; all he had to do was lay low and avoid the man forever. But he never expected to capture the lord’s undivided attention. Xavier Devereaux was mad for him, obsessed with him, watching him day and night. He wouldn't even sleep if Asher wasn't safely in his cell. All hell broke loose when Xavier declared him his "bride" in front of the Nine powerful Mafia houses, leaving Asher at the mercy of fate and powerful war. Now, a deadly desire has risen. Truly, Xavier Devereaux isn't just a mad fucker, but a deranged man in desperate need of therapy. But the good thing? Asher realized he has a thing for bad boys...