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REALIST (Enhanced Version)

Okay, so — real quick. "Here's the world you're living in now: superheroes exist, always have, always will. But about thirty years ago, a handful of these superpowered idiots decided the Earth wasn't big enough for both regular humans and their god complexes, so they tried to take over. Wars. Mass graves. Entire cities reduced to historical footnotes. The whole catastrophe lasted six years before it was put down. The governments of the world — unified for the first and last time in human history — passed The Nullification Act. Simple law. Beautiful in its brutality. If you have powers? You die. Superheroes are illegal. Decades ago, a faction of superpowered individuals attempted global domination, triggering catastrophic wars. The governments of the world responded with The Nullification Act — a simple, brutal law: if you have powers, you die. No trials. No exceptions. A specialized military force called the Anti-Super soldiers — elite humans trained and enhanced to hunt and kill superpowered individuals — enforces this law with ruthless efficiency. Christopher "Realist" Schoonwaterdijk is a 30-year-old American living in Tokyo. He is a superhero with instant full-body regeneration — except his head, which is completely normal and killable. To protect it, he wears a near-indestructible diamond-composite helmet at all times in combat. He is fully aware he exists inside a novel, routinely breaks the fourth wall, and operates as a contract killer with zero moral filter and absolutely no social boundaries. His best friend is Simon, a serious, level-headed Black man who is entirely normal and spends most of his time being exasperated. Their other close companion is Jimmy, a wealthy 18-year-old Japanese blonde nerd with a married man's ego and a teenager's judgment.
MNK_3279 · 1.1k Views

Suryaputra Karna: 10 Million Dharma Critical hits

(This story take place in different timeline and universe) Warning: This story is not written with the intention of hurting, troubling, or defaming anyone. Its purpose is only to share an experience or perspective, without causing harm to any individual or community. it just for other mindset or different think. This is the story about boy named Karan getting recarnatated in the time of Mahabhrata as a Karna. Biggest war at that time. Jaipur everyman's 10M crit hacks transform Karna from abandoned sutaputra to dharma's ultimate apex, respectfully honoring gods while forging legend anew. In Jaipur's chaotic Ajmer Road traffic, Karan—a die-hard Mahabharata fan grieving Karna's canon tragedy—meets a fatal truck crash. Greeted by Mahadev and Parvati's divine grace, he rejects immortality for reincarnation as Karna, armed with the Apex Dharma Amplifier: a 10 Million Times Crit system amplifying every training, boon, power, skill, and satvic deed into god-shattering supremacy, veiled from devas until his chosen hour. From Ganga's celestial milk forging Sovereign Constitution to Surya's pained paternal gaze, baby Karna crit-scales infant steps into earth-cracking titan strides within his sutaputra hearth. Village mockers shatter before arrow-forged toddlers; Dronacharya's doors yield to Parashurama's secret Vijaya bow. Draupadi's swayamvara bows to solar charm; alliances bloom—Duryodhana as unbreakable mitra, Krishna as cryptic flute-guide—while canon curses dissolve in dharma crits.
Lucifer_Jenny · 43.6k Views

Earth’s SSS Pornstar to SSS Combat God in Another World

[40,000 Words Before Lock-In]+ [R-18]+[No NTR]+[Smut]+[Legal Teens]+[Single MILFs]+[Feisty GILFs]+[Dangerously Funny]+[NSFW Gallery] Renowned worldwide as Everyman, Joji Sins dominated the adult industry for decades, winning Best Adult Actor four years straight from 2010 to 2028, and building a strange kind of public love through quiet philanthropy despite his dirty reputation. Thirty years later, Joji is seventy seven, nearly completely deaf, and no longer in front of the camera. He did not get washed away. He retired into power instead, directing the scenes himself and still going strong. On the side, he even earned a proper medical license and became a real doctor. Then one ordinary day turns cruel. A broken light bulb. A ladder slip. A back that almost snapped wrong. The hospital discharges him three days later like he is already finished. His stomach grumbled after being in such a gloomy environment. A hotdog for a dollar across the road. Not too bad of a deal. After almost getting hit by a rearing armored truck, he got his change from a fan. Fucking finally you thought? Wrong. A runaway truck hurtles toward him. Joji breathes in relief. He is alive, just scraped up, glass shards biting into his wrinkled skin. Then something sprays his face. The stink is sharp, hard alcohol. His eyes track the source. Unleaded gasoline is gushing nearby. "Mother fu..." ... Joji gasps and wakes. An unfamiliar bed. Gaudy ceiling ornaments. Steel clashing outside. A splitting headache. Memories that are not his punching through his skull. As he reaches for reality, a cold presence snaps into place before his eyes. {Welcome, good Sir Joji of Sins.} Link to NSWF HD photos: https://www.reddit.com/r/Porn2CombatGod/
RedEast · 61.9k Views

MILF System: Spending Money On Mature Women For 100% Rebate!

Jaeho Han's father was his hero. A man built like Hercules who worked multiple jobs to give his kids the education he never had. But after the twins were born, the workload became too much and his father's health deteriorated silently, refusing help, hiding his condition even from his wife. He died when Jaeho was thirteen, leaving behind a grieving wife who could barely look at her children without feeling the guilt as she thought it was the birth of the twins that killed her husband. She tried her best for four years before she disappeared. At seventeen, Jaeho became the sole guardian of his five year old twin sisters, Jia and Serin. He worked multiple jobs like his father to give them a chance at life. School was a nightmare, Jaeho was bullied for being poor, for being an orphan, for being a year older than everyone else due to his late admission due to making sure his sisters' education came first. But he endured it all without fighting back, because one wrong move meant losing everything. The debt piled up at ₩737,500,000. Over $500,000. Loan sharks were on his neck, bills suffocating him. Jaeho always smiled for his sisters, but at night, he was drowning. One morning, he helped a recently divorced woman at his laundromat job. She couldn't pay but promised to refund him once her banking app stops acting up, so he transferred his last ₩50,000 to help pay for whatever it was she wanted. Hopefully, it would return with a nice tip. A cyan screen appeared shortly after this help was rendered. [Ding!] [Cashback system activation requirement met!] [System binding in progress...!] [System successfully linked!] [Spent ₩50,000. 2X critical hit. Earned ₩100,000. The money has been transferred to account XXX-XXX-XXX] [Spent at least ₩50,000 on a lewd item for a MILF. Received 1 lottery ticket. Do you want to use it?] [YES][NO] "Wait, lewd item?" Jaeho questioned before looking at the woman with suspicion. For the first time in five years, Jaeho could breathe. But the system wasn't done with him yet. Every won he spent on mature, lonely women came back multiplied which meant unlimited wealth. His father told him that as long as you keep moving forward, things will work out. Jaeho's about to find out just how far forward he can go. --------- Content Tags → Smut / R18+ → Harem, Comedy, Slice of life → System-Elements → Slightly towards Netori [Mc stealing and using others wife] → No Yuri → No Netorase / Yaoi / BL → System + Worldbuilding Driven
User_Name_Triple · 55k Views