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[No System] [OP MC] [True Senju] They say the Sharingan is the ultimate bloodline. They are wrong. When Shinichi awakens the dormant Senju bloodline, his Wood Release doesn't just grow trees... it DEVOURS Tailed Beasts! Sand, Flame, Lava—with every beast consumed, his power mutates. By the time Kaguya descends to claim the world, she won't find a helpless ninja world...... she'll find a man-made Divine Tree. Disclaimer:- I do not own the right to the cover image. If you are the rightful owner and would like it removed. I will take it down promptly.

A mage from distant lands. Hated by the world, she carries its secrets to the lands of the immortal, the demonic and the divine, while being harassed by a certain Dark Lord. --- Author's note: I got bored so, I made this. My grammar isn't the best, plus I'm starting to suspect both my breaking keyboard and failing autocorrect is scheming against me, so sorry about that. I made this while drawing inspiration from my half-baked knowledge of different stuff I've read as well as a story I wrote in secret back in high school (that I never showed anyone, or finished). I wanted to include as many different things as I possibly could when i started writing this stuff which is probably why it is such a mess (especially the names. I wanted to use names from different places in the world, but it got confusing.) I don't want to offend anyone or make any statements on anything in my writing. It is mostly just for self-amusement. That being said, if you like it then good for you. And if you don't, then why are you still here? Shoo! Go! Get out of here! Anyways, enjoy! Oh look! My note is longer than the synopsis! Lets make it longer! Oh look, a butterfly! Whee! Byeeeee!

In 22nd-century Unified Republic of Korea(URK), Seong Yu-hwa, the President’s daughter, wakes up to find she has been transformed into a robot. Yu-han, the "kind and benevolent model citizen" who discovers her, suggests that she become a Euthanasia Agent...

After waking up, everyone will travel through a wasteland world, and the survivors will face various challenges such as acid rain, extreme cold, extreme heat and mutant creatures. Every corner holds unknown dangers, and the survivors have to adapt to this harsh environment. To withstand natural disasters, the survivors must build their own shelters in this dangerous land, stockpile enough water and resources to survive before the disaster strikes. While others struggle daily to gather rotten scraps and fight over limited supplies, fear and desperation slowly spread through the wasteland. Vikram Parker awakened a plant system. While others are scraping for a little bit of food, Vikram can cultivate crops. While survivors reinforce their shelters with fragile wood and broken metal, he grows living walls of vines and sturdy thornwood. His plants can bear fruits, purify water, and gradually transform barren land into fertile soil. As the regional chat fills with panic before every incoming disaster, Vikram calmly harvests fresh vegetables inside his green sanctuary. Looking at the endless cries for help and warnings of starvation, he can’t help but think. Surviving in the apocalypse isn’t that hard. Goals for the first 300 chapters: - Daily Update 1 Chapter Every 40 Golden Tickets = 1 Extra Chapters! A Castle = 5 extra chapter! A Spacecraft = 10 extra chapters! A Gachapon = 15 extra chapters! ................................................

​A Message from the Author: Mr. Zishan ​1. An Unpredictable Journey ​Step into a fantasy realm where boredom does not exist. The flow of the narrative shifts with every volume, ensuring a detailed and immersive world that refuses to follow a predictable path. In this realm, anything can happen, and every chapter is designed to keep you guessing. ​2. The Monster Who Seeks Peace ​Our protagonist, originally known as Haru Ryūzaki, has been reincarnated as the strongest creature alive. Now known as Jee-shahn, he stands seven feet tall—a terrifying "monster" in human form possessing strength that can shatter the greatest beasts. Though he cannot use traditional magic, he possesses the terrifying ability to negate and refuse the very laws that govern this fantasy world. Despite his god-like power, his only desire is to relax and observe the world’s "noise." However, the world rarely lets him rest, forcing us to witness how he navigates his new identity, body, and overwhelming power. ​3. Characters with Soul ​Every character has been crafted with deep complexity and distinct personalities to foster a genuine bond between them and the reader. Alongside my hardworking partner and illustrator, Rin, we have poured our hearts into their designs. We didn’t just create characters; we created companions. We hope you grow to love them as much as we do. ​4. High Stakes and Brutal Realism ​In this story, no one is safe. To maintain a mature and high-stakes atmosphere, death is a very real consequence. Unlike traditional stories where the "hero" always survives, even Jee-shahn faces the threat of death. In times of war, thousands may fall. This realism is what gives the story its "spice" and emotional weight. ​5. A Masterpiece of Contrast ​As the author, my goal is to create a masterpiece that explores the full spectrum of existence—from deep emotional bonds and beautiful romances with various monster races to the brutal reality of life and death. You will find Jee-shahn surrounded by wives, children, students, and millions of followers, all set against a backdrop of comedy, funny rumors, and intense action. ​6. A Unique World-Building Experience ​The structures, creatures, myths, and folklore of this realm are entirely original. While some elements may draw subtle inspiration from the real world, this is a unique universe built from the ground up. ​7. Constant Evolution: From Volume 1 to Volume 2 ​I will admit that Volume 1 moved at a breakneck pace with four overlapping plots, which made the details quite complex. I have taken that feedback to heart for Volume 2. I have slowed the flow and focused on a single, deep plot. While it is 57 pages long, it is ten times more intense, offering deeper world-building and many mysteries that will lead you into the future volumes. ​8. Dense and Impactful Storytelling ​I do not write like traditional authors. My goal is density: one page of my prose is designed to carry the weight of several manga pages, and five pages contain the world-building and "spice" of an entire anime episode. I want every sentence to be valuable, ensuring that whether you love novels, manga, or anime, you are constantly entertained. ​9. A Note to the Readers ​As an author, my motive is to entertain through a mature theme filled with deep world-building and intense emotion. If any element of this brutal world offends or hurts your feelings, please accept my sincere apologies. My goal is simply to create a world that feels alive. ​10. Collaboration and Adaptations ​I am open to my story being adapted into Manga, Webtoons, or Anime. I am happy to provide Volumes copies and character designs to interested creators, provided two conditions are met: ​Full credit must be given to me, Mr. Zishan, as the original Author. ​The adaptation must stay true to the "soul" of the story—the brutality, the comedy, and the rumors. If you love the work and respect the style, I would be honored to collaborate. ​11. Final Words ​I have shared enough for

Su Nian wakes up to find himself reborn as the most feared creature in a fantasy world—a menacing dragon hunted by all. His new life begins with a trembling princess seeking refuge at his claws. As the War, Evolution, and Villain systems merge within him, Su Nian gains unprecedented power that defies the laws of magic and divinity. While kings offer their daughters to save their own skins and heroes charge toward his lair, Su Nian is busy rewriting the rules of the world. He isn't just a beast; he is a dragon with the mind of a capitalist and the heart of a hundred nuclear reactors. From kingdom building to mastering modern technology in a realm of sorcery, this is the legend of the ultimate monster. Experience a unique tale of sweet romance, strategic progression, and the rise of a dragon that even the gods fear. -- This story is also being updated on Royal Road.

In a world where supernatural Awakening dictates status, power, and worth, West Einstein is nobody. At eighteen, he’s a Tier 0—unawakened, invisible, and easily discarded. In a city ruled from the shadows by gangs, factions, and mafia families with supernatural bloodlines, Tier 1 awakeners are treated like future kings, while people like West exist purely as background. That truth becomes brutally clear when West’s girlfriend publicly abandons him for Caleb Rourke, a newly awakened Tier 1 backed by a street gang. Humiliated in front of the entire school, West learns a lesson the city enforces without mercy: power decides everything... love included. That same night, something awakens within him. ~ The Cuckhold System ~ A ruthless system that offers West a way to climb the hierarchy by doing to others what was done to him. By targeting men who believe their relationships are secure and becoming the replacement, West earns Cuck Points, a currency that allows him to grow stronger, unlock abilities, and even awaken as a Tier 1. Failure means losing the system forever. Success means power. As West navigates high school, part-time work at a café, and a city on the brink of chaos due to newly discovered supernatural ruins, he begins to see the world differently. Gangs extort openly. Police bow instead of enforce. Supernatural ruins spark violent competition. Morality bends beneath ambition. What starts as reluctant participation soon becomes strategy. --------- NB: MC never gets NTRd after acquiring the system. He is the one who NTR others. 700 Powerstones Weekly = 2 Bonus Chapters 200 Golden Tickets = 5 Chapters Mass Release 500 Golden Tickets = 10 Chapters Mass Release Dragon Gift = 1 Bonus Chapter Castle Gift = 2 Bonus Chapters

Other name: I Got A Harem Of Yandere Cosplayers Makoto just wants simple things: decent WiFi for his gacha games, cash for instant noodles, and occasional stress relief. After scraping together his savings for a happy ending at a sketchy massage parlor, he discovered his masseuse was Yuna, his gacha-obsessed little stepsister with an expensive cosplay hobby. Before he could process what was happening, his wallet became her personal piggy bank, and his life spiraled into sexual blackmail and cosplay roleplay sessions while desperately hiding everything from their mom. Things got worse when two more girls joined the chaos. Mika, Yuna's supposedly sweet best friend, revealed herself. Then Ayane, his nerdy classmate who used to just borrow his ecchi anime, launched a hostile takeover of his already messy love life. His bedroom went from a shame cave to a battlefield, as all three girls started fighting over who gets to be "Main Wife." Now Makoto's just a fat, perverted pig-dog surviving on instant noodles while three beautiful, terrifying women control his life. His bank account sits at zero, his dignity left town months ago, and his libido keeps making terrible decisions. Looking at the wreckage, he can't figure out how things got so complicated, or why some sick part of him actually loves every minute of it. [Sexual Content Warning] All characters are 18+ and above (otherwise, how can they have credit cards to spend on gacha lol) and have no blood relationship to others. All the sexual acts mentioned are fully consensual and legal. Gerne: Vanilla, Harem, Cosplay Sex, Roleplay, Consensual NonCon, Soft SM, Dirty Talk, Public... NO NTR. === Please review, comment, add to collection, and give power stones if you enjoy my works - 50 collections: 1 bonus chapter - 50 power stones: 1 bonus chapter - 10 review or 10 comments: 1 bonus chapter

Lucas was given a second chance at life. Reincarnated as Oliver Overheart, he discovered a world ruled by tamers and monsters, where strength meant everything. But just like his previous life… he failed again. Born without the ability to tame even a single monster, Oliver was labeled a disappointment. Until a message appeared. [Tame the boss monster, and the system will approve you.] “…I can only tame boss monsters?!” With this forbidden power, Oliver begins his rise, from a nobody to a being who commands calamities. Because in this world… The strongest monsters were never meant to be controlled. --- -Boss monsters only, no weak summons -smart MC -monsters evolution -slow burn to OP with real consequences -unique card system -Harem! --- Discord: https://discord.gg/Ud65cysXg

You know the drill, a medical student was watching the finale episode of Pokemon. "Man can't believe it's finally over. Looking at his clock, Shoot I'm going to be late." But our protagonist met our old friend Truck-kun due to a change in destiny. "At least things aren't so bad I get to start my Journey, wait why am I Ash, Why is almost everything and everyone different, and why is this world so much harder than the original?!" Additional Tags: Maybe-Harem, Not stupid MC, multiple plot lines, Random decisions from dice rolls No dead pokemon parts to increase strength No potential stuff Only training methods and bond ________________________ So hey, this is my first fanfic, Please don't murder me, secondly, this is an AU with anime, games, and manga elements, with a bit of the novel. Earlier chapters are ruff, but I think the later ones get better. Also if you have a complaint, Idea, criticism, or whatever, fell free to say it I love reading feedback from you all

Alex died and woke up in an alternate reality of 2 Broke Girls and Hollywood with a system. In the new reality, Alex was a broke-ass guy. But the System gave him some options to help him start his new life... He chose writing as his profession. Luckily, the movies and novels that existed in his world don't exist here and Alex plans to bring those masterpieces to life in this new world. And maybe create a harem on the way... Max, Caroline, and then there are those gorgeous celebs. [MC will create movies, there will be celebs, and obviously 2 Broke Girls. MC isn't evil. And we'll see many crossover arcs with other shows.] [We will be seeing both the sides of Hollywood and 2 Broke Girls, side by side.] [This world is slightly technological advance and I've changed certain things to fit the story] [No. This is not a translation.] [I don't own anything related to 2 Broke Girls or Hollywood other than my own OC] --- --- [STOP TRANSLATING MY WORK, RULATE FUCKERS]

Ervin slumped at his desk, the glow of his monitor the only light in the room. "My life is utterly pathetic," he muttered to his computer, his character idling in his favorite MMO. "Not like you. You're living in a paradise, aren't you? No job, no rent, no people to disappoint." A bitter laugh escaped him, and without realizing it, his eyes began to well up. He had hit rock bottom. Fired from his job just when he needed money the most, evicted by his parents, and now facing an empty stomach. All he had left was his aging computer and the decade-old digital character that felt more real than his own life. "Damn it..." He pushed away from the keyboard and collapsed onto the desk, his face buried in his arms. "I just wanted one chance... one real, honest-to-god opportunity. If I had that... I-I know I could be exceptional." But Ervin didn't notice his computer screen beginning to glow with an unearthly light. Nor did he immediately register the soft, melodic voice that seemed to emanate from it. "Please don't cry, Ervin... You have given me so much. I believe it is finally my turn to repay you." The next morning, Ervin jolted awake in his bed, covered in a cold sweat. Something was immediately and profoundly wrong. He could see his own hands in front of his face, but he also saw... himself. A second field of vision hovered above him, a detached, third-person perspective like he was a character in a video game. ======================================== Disclaimer: this novel may go a bit crazy, but i hope ya'll like crazy haha! Inspired by Lookism and.... a bunch other Korean works really. ENJOY!!

In the Hidden Cloud Village, also known as Kumogakure, there is a man who holds the title of Dodomeki. They say that when he was born and the doctor slapped him to make him cry… he slapped him back. The doctor still goes to therapy. They say that when he fell for the first time as a child… the ground was the one that lost out. Now there's a new ravine that wasn't on any maps. They say that when he was at the academy, he told the teachers how to teach. The Raikage had to ask him to raise the teachers' grades. They say that at the hot springs there are three sections: men, women, and then him. Because when he goes, none of the men dare to go, and there are too many women. They say that if an incurable disease appears, he rolls up his sleeves, and the disease becomes curable from fear. And that was only during the first week of his life! The Naruto universe and the franchises mentioned belong to their respective creators and companies. This story does not seek to replace or alter the original works, but rather to pay homage to them through an independent narrative.

A Warhammer-forged protagonist crashes through one world after another, leaving a trail of baffled locals, broken power scales, and increasingly awkward misunderstandings. In most stories, technology advances through research and industry. In his story, it advances through archaeology—digging up lost relics, reverse-engineering ancient super-tech, and using “old empire” hardware to skip entire eras of development. NieR:Automata — 2B calmly informs him her “functions have been upgraded,” and that he should stop holding back. Highschool of the Dead — A kendo prodigy pledges absolute loyalty, ready to cut down anything that threatens him. Final Fantasy — Tifa: … R@W: 从战锤开启的超次元综漫

All Raiden wanted to do was to farm quietly. But his sheep kept fighting!! After dying in his old world and waking up in the body of a freshly graduated nobody in a world full of monsters that are bigger than the tallest skyscrapers, Raiden made a quick, sensible decision: avoiding danger at all costs. Forget becoming a battle master and monster-infested frontiers, he just wanted to take his little sister Sylvia and retire to their inherited farm to raise sheep. Peaceful, profitable, and most importantly, safe. His master plan? Buy the cheapest Woolie in the market, shear its wool, and live off the profits. Simple, right? What could go wrong? As Murphy's Law states, anything that can go wrong will go wrong. The moment he brought his adorable sheep, his cheat system activated, letting him appraise and improve the potential of anything he touched. And everything started going downhill from there. A few enhancements later, his Woolie is producing luxury wool that has fashion designers losing their minds. And unlike other sheep, this one loved to train and battle, so much that it loses half of it before the sell period. "It's fine," Raiden assured himself. "It's just a sheep. A very profitable sheep." Then it evolves. And keeps evolving. And suddenly his "harmless farm animal" is creating thunderclouds that can destroy a whole continent. He thought the problem was only with his sheep; the rest of the Terra beasts would be peaceful. The real problem, though? Every Terran he rescues thinks the same way: "Master is so kind! He doesn't force us to battle! We must train extra hard to protect him!" Now, all his supposedly peaceful, peace-loving Terrans are challenging wild Terrans to duels while he chucks pills to control his Blood Pressure in the background. His genius little sister is landing scholarships left and right, and the Continental Alliance won't stop sending him tournament invitations he desperately wants to decline. All Raiden wants is to farm in peace, pay off his debts, and maybe—just maybe survive long enough to see Sylvia graduate. Is that really too much to ask? Apparently, yes. [Update Schedule: 14 Chapters Per Week]

Ena was just an ordinary person until she boarded the train and awakened a mysterious system. What started as a simulation quickly spiraled out of control.

Waking up in a new body is disorienting. Waking up as Hermione Granger—the brightest witch of her age—is a surprise. But realizing you aren't in Hogwarts, but standing in the middle of Tony Stark's New York? Complete panic. Fortunately, "Hermione" isn't empty-handed. Bound to a mysterious Grimoire that allows her to jump between the Wizarding World and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, she realizes one absolute truth: playing the good girl is for losers. Why bother with complex science and superhero morals when the Unforgivable Curses exist? Avada Kedavra solves 99% of her problems. For the remaining 1%, there's Imperio. Tony Stark: "J.A.R.V.I.S., it's time to design the Anti-Wizard Armor." Hermione: (smirks) "You mean the scrap metal that breaks the second you put it on?" Hulk: "HULK SMASH!" Hermione: (raises wand) "Shut it, green guy, or I'll cast Expelliarmus on your pants!" The Ancient One: "You are an anomaly. A sorcerer who does not belong on this timeline..." Hermione: "Let me correct you, baldy. I am a Wizard." Nick Fury: (eye twitching) "Where exactly are you from?" Hermione: (adjusts robes innocently) "Me? I'm just a simple exchange student from Hogwarts." Armed with unparalleled acting skills, a ruthless inner demon, and a wand that flashes green way too often, the MCU is about to learn why you never mess with a Dark Witch in sheep's clothing. [Features] World Hopping: Seamlessly travel between HP & MCU! Two-Faced MC: Innocent schoolgirl on the outside, ruthless Dark Lord on the inside. Magic vs. Tech: Watch science try (and fail) to explain Unforgivable Curses. Elite Banter: Sarcastic, unapologetic, and totally overpowered.

This is a story of a guy who didn't wish to get isekai'd, yet gets isekai'd into a perverted world full of mythical beings. Worse, he is an appetizer villain to power up the MC. He is just a minor character that gets an off-screen death. On top of that, this world seems to have been mixed with some other worlds as some crossover. And cherry on top, he apparently has a dimensional group chat filled with some... questionable characters. If you loved my other works, you would definitely love it! This is another fun little story I thought about for a while but never wrote down. Now, let us take a journey towards the stars! This Story will also be posted in Royal Road under same account and story name If you guys love the story, and feel like buying me some milk, so that I don't run off for 20 years to get it, you can follow the link below to join my Patreon. Remove the space after https https:// www.patreon.com/c/Virtuosso777?redirect=true 

Title: Kasarinlan Note: This is a fantasy story infused with Philippine history, set in an alternate world. Tagline: "Freedom, Unity, Peace, The three symbols a nation needs to fight against foreign oppression. But what happens when those who embody and deliver these qualities clash in their methods and beliefs on how to protect the nation they are meant to safeguard?" Plot: For over 500 years, the powerful nation of Spain has colonized the Philippines, treating it as one of its colonies. Due to countless failures and defeats of Filipino heroes and revolutionaries, the people gradually lost the courage to reclaim their homeland from the colonizers. With hope fading, Filipinos eventually surrendered and accepted Spanish rule over their nation. Over the centuries, Spanish governance grew increasingly cruel toward the country's citizens, dividing Filipino society into two classes: Honorary Spaniards or "Hilaw" (as the Spanish call them): These are Filipinos who abandoned their Filipino identity to become "adopted childre ton of Spain" in exchange for certain privileges in the country. Low-Class Citizens or "Indio" (as the Spanish call them): These are Filipinos from poor families, stripped of numerous privileges and rights in their own land. Due to their low social status, they are often oppressed, abused, and unable to defend themselves in any court or legal system in the country.