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Lord Long Xiao, one of the Five Holy Gods and also the newly appointed god overseeing mortal cultivation, had descended to the realms for "research"... or so he claimed. The real reason? To avoid participating in the Gods' Contest, an annual divine competition where gods of various philosophies clashed to determine whose path reigned supreme. Long Xiao never asked for this job. One minute, he was assisting our heavenly therapist while avoiding divine mail. The next, his dearest friends signed him up to replace the wounded Lord Haoyu, former overseer of human cultivation, now in seclusion recovering from a match with Ares, god of war. Naturally, Long Xiao did what any responsible god would do: he ran. Well, “descended for divine research,” as he put it. While the other gods clashed in the annual Gods’ Contest, Long Xiao rode his phoenix into the Twelve Realms, well rode his cloud to be exact. Seeking enlightenment, peace, stories, and perhaps, definitely not intentionally, an escape from his new responsibilities. What he finds instead? A prophecy unraveling. Two prodigies born under the return of the Scarlet Horizon: Xu Lianhua, chaos incarnate with a quick tongue and quicker fingers, running an empire under the guise of an inn. Mo Zeyan, the Wind Sect’s crown prince, graceful as a sword stroke and faster than reason. Both born under a star that had only flared once before the realms even existed. According to Bai Zhenzhu, Supreme Oracle of the Tianyue Realm, these two would either unify the Twelve Realms… …or shatter them completely. And Long Xiao? He’s just the god who stumbled into the middle of it all without a clue, and definitely without an invite.

Most stories start the same way. You either have the slum rat who claws his way out of the mud, drenched in blood and sweat until he becomes a god… or the golden child, heir to some ancient clan — fallen or thriving, it doesn’t matter. Either way, they’re destined for greatness. Alucard was destined for death. In the original Shadow Slave timeline, his fate was sealed: die in his very first Nightmare. As Rain’s adoptive older brother — just as close and beloved as the canon one — his tragedy was meant to end there. But fate made a mistake. Alucard survived the Nightmare he was [Fated] to die in… and the price of that survival was a path no human should ever walk — a path paved with death, sin, and horrors beyond mortal understanding. To claim even a fragment of salvation, he must defy the destiny written for him. He must face terrors that twist reality, monsters born from blood and hatred, and the sins that cling to his soul like chains. This is the story of a man who should not exist a man who was never meant to defy fate and a man who will do whatever it takes to protect the ones he loves --- I'm really bad at writing synopsis so just read the story I promise it's peak some background info if you are curious Alucard is the same age as Effie and Kai Al is not a self insert he is his own character not me putting myself in the story and you can tell that pretty early in the novel there is a ton of unique lore and characters so if you're interested please read it

Alexis Lockwood, a passionate wildlife photographer, well-known for her never ending travels and adventures around the world. Her life seemed perfect, carefree from outside. She was known for her free spirit. But not everyone knew she was bound by her own memories and inner turmoils, constantly fighting with them inside, desperately trying to get free from her past. And her destiny, keeps entangling her with a name she wants to forget, Stefan Ashford. Her escape led her to the door of new anomaly of her story. She found the escape soothing, but not so from the inside. Arthur Davenport. Who is this anomaly? Why does she keep running into them? And why it's so easy for that anomaly to remove the shackles of her heart she once thought that only existed in her mind? A heartfelt romance yet filled with antipication, a twist of love triangle, the dilemma between the first deep love and a second chance - dear readers will get to see all the combined in this very book!

Being transmigrated wasn't in Reis's bucket list. Being so in an unpredictable world with danger lurking everywhere? Not even in his nightmare journal. So he definitely isn't thrilled when his soul is literally dragged out into a void and forced into a foreign body. Or about the blue screen of doom, trying to convince him that everything was exactly how it was supposed to be. Like hell it was right for him to be in line for the throne. Surely, Reis had run out of luck. But that didn't mean he was foolish enough to play hero. No. Why must he sacrifice his peace for something so foolish? Reis just had to wait. Until the royal family let their guard down, and he had enough money to escape far away. Just enough to escape heaven's eyes. And someone promised to help. Someone who didn't even know how to hold a human right side up. The fearsome guardian, who, for some reason, picked the weakest human to bother. It cost Reis half his mortal soul and a bit more, but what can he do? Escaping the throne is more important than dignity. Once the trouble's off his shoulder, he'd find a peaceful land to settle in and spend the rest of his mortal life lazing away. The perfect escape plan. But how is he supposed to escape from this so-called guardian again, at least before losing himself entirely? Well, not anytime soon. *** Antihero, bitter MC X Villainous, transcend level ML.

[Supreme Harem God System.] This was the Cheat Nux Leander, the man who transmigrated to a cultivation world, received. In a cultivation world, this cheat system allowed Nux to skip the arduous process that takes years, decades, or even centuries. All Nux needed were his lovely wives. The stronger the wife, the more benefits he receives. “What? You are a 100-year-old Grand Master Stage Cultivator? And you call this Unparalleled Talent? Unparalleled Talent my Ass! I am 18 and I am already a King Stage Cultivator, get better bitch!” As ridiculous as it already was, Nux’s cheat did not end there. Cultivation Talent, Special Physiques, Bloodlines, his System could inherit them all! All he needed to do was seduce strong Women. Accompany Nux in his journey as he promotes himself from a mere mortal, to a boy toy of a Lonely Noble, and then to Emperor of the strongest Empire in the world! All while he gets stronger while spending time with his lovely wives. ... Do check out my other novel, Primordial Vampire God System If you want to read revenge, war, blood, gore, vampires, and, the Return of the Forgotten Blood Empire ... AI-Generated Cover. ... Discord: https://discord.gg/qZHRTHGdZG If the link does not work for some reason, DM me: SleepDeprivedSloth

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. People who can control one of these elements are known as benders. From them, four great nations were born — the Water Tribes, the Earth Kingdom, the Fire Nation, and the Air Nomads. Among all benders, only the Avatar can master all four elements. The Avatar acts as a bridge between nations, maintaining balance and harmony in the world. But a hundred years ago, the Avatar suddenly vanished. Without the Avatar’s protection, the Fire Nation began a relentless war of conquest against the other three nations — a war that has lasted nearly a century. It was during this era of chaos that Kahn, a modern soul, found himself reborn as a young firebender…

A man is reincarnated into the Wizarding World as Ted Epifani. With the help of his system and some metaknowledge, he will soar through the sky and become a legend. At least, that’s how it was supposed to go. "What the fuck!? Neville Longbottom is the Boy Who Lived?" "Who in Morgana's saggy tits is Harley Potter?" "WHAT KIND OF WORLD DID I END UP IN?!" _____________________ If you want to support me and read advanced chapters, you can join me on: patreon.com/Rai_jin Your support will be greatly appreciated! _____________________ THIS IS A TRANSLATION! Raw: 霍格沃茨之卡牌系统 Author: 威馆长著 _____________________ Daily Updates!!! Bonus chapters each +100 in our PS Goals. The cover isn't mine! If the creator wants me to remove it, then I'll do so.

(A/N: Their relationship dynamic progresses and doesn't stay exactly like it is at the start (The one-sided love doesn't last long). Pacing is also relatively fast at the start, but slows down in the future in romance arcs.) In his old life, he was an assassin, invisible, efficient, and utterly alone. His only escape came from the pages of a fantasy novel, Crown of Thorns, and the character no one else seemed to understand: Lady Evelina D’Arclight, the proud and brilliant villainess fated to lose everything. After his death, he wakes up inside that very story, not as a hero, but as Cael Arden, a student at Eryndor Royal Academy. The world is just as he remembers it, right down to the woman destined to fall. But this time, he’s not a bystander. With a lifetime of deadly skills and the knowledge of what’s to come, Cael sets out to rewrite the story itself, to protect Evelina, rise through the academy’s ruthless hierarchy, and change a fate written in stone. As alliances form and secrets surface, the line between fiction and reality starts to blur. And in a world built on power and prophecy, he’ll prove that even a villainess deserves her happy ending.

Ethen found himself transported into the world of Ben 10 and awakened a Daily Sign-In System. With each check-in, he could randomly unlock any Omnitrix template! Cracked Omnitrix, Errortrix, Lovetrix, Bloodtrix… every kind of Omnitrix template was within reach! Ben Tennyson: “Ethen, you’re an even greater Plumber than I am — the ace of the galaxy!” Vilgax: “You’re using an Ultimate Evolved Alien against me? That’s pure bullying!” Gwen Tennyson: “Ethen, those female aliens of yours are totally up to something. Don’t let them fool you!” Celestialsapiens: “We should never have provoked you, Ethen! Please… put away that Celestial God Watch!” Ethen simply smiled. He just wanted to live the life of an unbeatable hero — and see what it felt like to be the ultimate powerhouse!

The day the sky shattered, the world changed forever. A mysterious System descended, selecting individuals and granting them power, abilities, and a new path called destiny. Those who were chosen rose above the rest, becoming heroes admired by all. The world quickly adapted. Cities transformed, dangers emerged, and strength became the only thing that mattered. But not everyone was chosen. Aarav was left behind. In a world where power defines worth, he struggles to survive as nothing more than an ordinary person. While others grow stronger and chase glory, he remains invisible—unnoticed and forgotten. Until one day, something strange happens. A small irregularity. A moment that doesn't feel right. Something that shouldn't exist. And for the first time… Aarav realizes that this new world may not be as perfect as it seems.

[The story has been completed.] [We have got Side Stories!!!! Re:Rise Again! has started serializing!!!!] A failure guy who failed in everything and gave up from his dreams. He once dreamed to be a great basketball player like his big brother but from wrong people, he left from it and walked on the wrong path on which he even left those people who loved him. With a lot of sadness and regrets, he decides to end his life at once and for all and he finally died. But wait... The boy gets 12 years back from which everything started and he has got a chance to fix the things!

After traveling through time and space, Uzumaki Boruto finds himself reborn as Naruto’s son — but with a twist. He awakens an Emotional Role-Playing System and begins his journey embodying Tendo Pain. At the opening ceremony of the Ninja Academy, the Seventh Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki, looks up at the sky, his eyes widening in disbelief. “This... how is this possible?... Is that... Pain?” Years later, Boruto stands before his father, filled with confidence. “Dad, your Rasengan isn’t big enough—and not fierce enough! But don’t worry. As long as I’m here, the Rasengan of the Uzumaki Clan will never lose to anyone again.” Then, turning to Sasuke with a serious expression, he says: “Uncle Sasuke, for the sake of Sarada’s and my future happiness, I’m asking you to once again bear the name... of a rebel ninja.” (Sarada, Sumire, Uchiha Hikari — these three have all disappeared...)

Weak, pitiful, and helpless. Low stars, low attack, low defense. In a world where everyone has "duelist brain," Normal Monsters with no effects are treated as worthless trash. "Mr. Amano, as the number one ranked duelist in the Tower, you stubbornly choose to battle with trash monsters. There must be some profound meaning behind this, right?" "Emmm... if I had money, who wouldn't want to use rare cards?" After transmigrating, Amano Rei discovered that the anime lied to everyone. You can't build a complete deck by digging through garbage—you can only find Normal Monsters that nobody wants. What's that? You're asking about the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, Dark Magician, and Neos in my deck? Those three are all Normal Monsters too! They need two tributes, require fusion and Xyz and Synchro summons—way too much trouble. Fortunately, I kept one trick up my sleeve. [The Sealed Right Hand] - Exodia is also...

Traveling into the Naruto world, Itsuki activates the mysterious Fabrication System. Every woman who enters the Harem Chat Group will eventually become part of his future harem. Each day, Itsuki can create a “future video” related to the Harem chat group members, and whatever he makes up in the video will become reality. Itsuki: So, if I want a certain ability, I just make it up? If I want a certain woman, I just make it up? — [Konoha Women: What? We’re going to marry Itsuki together? What’s so special about him? … He’s the hybrid of Senju, Uzumaki, and Uchiha, possessing all three bloodlines at once. He’s also the Sixth Hokage! Fine. We’re willing to marry him!] [Yugao Uzuki: Hayate is always sickly. I prefer someone strong and healthy like Itsuki!] [Kurenai Yuhi: Itsuki is too manly—no beard could ever compare.] [Anko Mitarashi: Marry Itsuki and you’ll never run out of dango. That’s perfect!] Tsunade, Mei Terumi, Kurotsuchi, Samui… one by one, they entered the Harem chat group, leaving everyone dumbfounded. Is this really the way to capture all the beauties of the ninja world? Are his kidneys made of alloy? Kushina, Mikoto, Rin Nohara, Uzumaki Mito… Unexpectedly, not even the dead are spared!

In the world of talents and superpowers, people awaken a talent varying by ranks around the age of fifteen. Some get their powers early during happy moments, while others unlock them during life-threatening situations. A few unlucky people never awaken any talent at all and become complete outsiders. Solomon awakened exactly on his fifteenth birthday. He received an incredibly rare SSS-rank talent and became famous all over the world. However, three years passed with him trying to figure out his power, but no one could help him understand how to use it. The public quickly turned on him and gave him the nickname 'Strongest Loser'. No guild, corporation, or organization wanted to recruit him despite being an SSS-rank talent holder. One day, when he was on his way home after getting rejected by the last guild in the city, a beggar came to him asking for money. He randomly helped the old beggar, who gave him a dirty paper in return. It was an invitation to the Live Streaming Academy, where only the chosen ones with an invitation could ever enroll. He thought that joining the academy might help him finally be able to use his talent. With no other choice left, Solomon decided to go there and test his luck. That single choice turned Solomon into a legend. He became the most feared for generations to come, and even when centuries passed, no one dared to say his name out loud, and he was only referred to as 'the one who shall not be named'.

Story Name: The Only Player in the Bleach World ...BUT I'm calling it BLEACH THE ONLY GAMER Story Summary: The protagonist, Matsushita Yusuke, is a hardcore speedrunner who skips every cutscene, every tutorial, every piece of dialogue -- he just wants to kill things and move on. So when he somehow ends up in what seems to be "Soul Reaper Online," his first instinct is to find the fastest route through. Problem is, this world isn't playing by game rules he recognizes. He can't just bulldoze everything. Then he spots Aizen Sosuke standing at a podium -- and a giant exclamation mark hovering over his head. The System notification reads: [Aizen Sosuke -- future Lord of Hueco Mundo, hair gel enthusiast] [Quest: Join his quirky little team. Become Club Member #003] [Rewards: Hogyoku Power (fragment), Kido Mastery, Kido Chant Omission (50%) Technique]. His response? Say no more.

*—A story of survival, temptation, and way too many women— Reborn as a demon, Jack thought life couldn’t get any worse... until his sultry upper-demon master, Rias, started sneaking into his room every night. Then there’s Akeno, his fellow servant, who keeps insisting they should “continue the demon bloodline” — preferably tonight. To avoid dying from exhaustion (in every sense), Jacki vows to get stronger—fast. And if making contracts with humans boosts his power? Then sign them all! Mai Sakurajima, the Nakano quintuplets, Yor the assassin, Megumi Katō… one pact after another, his power—and his problems—keep multiplying. For the sake of peace (and his fragile sanity), this demon has only two paths: Become invincible to the world… or make sure the world has no one left to stand against him.

Song Jie transmigrated into the world of Full-Time Mage and became the weakest Light Mage in the early stages! However, his Light magic… can mutate—which is seriously strange! When he cast Bright Purification on a demon, its body exploded instantly, creating a massive blast! Song Jie smirked evilly. “Did you not eat? You can’t even break through my defense!” Opponent: “You’re going too far!!” Later on, Song Jie stood proudly with his hands behind his back. “Who said Light Super Magic can only attack a single target? I, Song Jie, am the first to disagree!” High above, golden light rained down from the heavens— One sky-splitting sword after another descended from the clouds… From that moment on, not only did the Light Element take a path of no return, but every other element also started to go completely off track. Passerby A: “Wait, aren’t there only supposed to be two summoned beasts at the mid-level? Why does he have four? That’s insane!” Passerby B: “Doesn’t he only have three elements? Then why does it look like he’s mastered every type of magic!?”

You can read advance chapters and view R-18 images of the characters on pat reon page. pat reon.com/GreenBlue17 NO NTR, NO YURI What's that floating panel in front of me? Let's just say that my life was not that bad... Until the day my Boss found out about me sleeping with his girlfriend.. 'sigh' 20 years ago, I got reincarnated into the Marvel Universe, I killed, tortured, made my way to the top, and managed to become a successful Gangster.... But is that enough? This is MCU for fuck's sake! I'm nothing but a speck of dust in front of those superheroes— [Ding!] [Congratulations on completing all the requirements!] [.....Initializing the 'Villain System'] "Haa... Haha... hahaha! Finally!" Tags-Evil MC, Perverted Protagonist, Smart Protagonist, Scum Protagonist, Blackmail, BDSM, R-18, Netori, System, Harem, Smut, Sex... Note: This is a translation but I will try to make it a good translation as possible. This is R18 which contains graphics scenes. You have been warned about it.

In his dream, Leo found himself transported into the Marvel Universe—only to be inexplicably captured by the Time Variance Authority (TVA). Just when things couldn’t get worse, he finally heard the long-awaited system’s voice! “Ding! Extracting Loki’s Frost Giant physique!” “Ding! Extracting Jean Grey’s Phoenix Force!” “Ding! Extracting Tony Stark’s Iron Man armor set!” “Ding! Devouring Iceman’s cryokinetic ability!” “Ding! Devouring Thanos’s Eternal body!” Extract what you want—devour what you don’t! “Hey, purple potato—what do you think these are?” “What!? Dozens of Infinity Stones!?” Thanos coughs up blood. Dead.