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Venti: Don't be fooled by her cold exterior; she's actually gentler than anyone. Klee: Durandal is a good person; her grilled fish is super delicious. Jean: You don't need to worry. As long as you're willing, I believe everyone in Mondstadt would be happy to accept you. Diluc: I have to admit, her arrival has brought much stability to Mondstadt. Want a drink? This one's on me. Rosaria: I no longer believe in the Anemo God! I will pledge my loyalty to you, Lady Durandal! Lumine: Will you be my companion and go on an adventure with me, Durandal? I... need you. Looking at the outstretched hand, Durandal chuckled softly, "Really... I can't do anything about you. I'll accompany you for a bit and witness the end of your journey." Tags: Antihero Protagonist, Caring Protagonist, Character Growth, Cold Protagonist, Dark, Demons, Elemental Magic, Evil Organizations, Fanfiction, Fantasy World, Female Protagonist, Friendship, Godly Powers, Gods, Hiding True Abilities, Hiding True Identity, Knights, Magic, Overpowered Protagonist, Protagonist Strong from the Start, Secretive Protagonist, Survival, Wizards, World Travel, Genshin Impact, Yuri, Romantic Comedy, Light Novel Style, Harem (Female), Reincarnation, Adventure, Slow Burn -------------------------------- Read up to chapter 40 in advance at p@treon

The excitement was running wild among everyone as it was The System Ceremony, where each individual is infused with their systems. Jacob, an ordinary guy was no different. To his joy, he got the system where points are gained by doing perverted tasks and indulging in sexual activities: The S*x Beast System. Well, that joy lasted for mere seconds before he noticed the other specifications of this system... which made him almost faint with shock. What Jacob thought to be a broken system at first, tuned out be something entirely different from even his wildest imagination possible... and completely changed his entire life. ___________________ Note: This is the original author, Roeselawik. Donate to help me continue writing and also get access to 23 advance chapters:- https://www.patreon.com/Roeselawik Tags: System, Harem, Explicit sex scenes, Perverted protagonist, Netori, Elves, Devils, Beastkin, Dragons, Dwarves, Beautiful women, Big br*asts, First-time Intercourse, An*l, F*llatio, C*nnilingus, Weak to strong MC, etc. Join my discord for updates:- https://discord.gg/2CD5R2R Thank you for supporting me!

The eldest disciple possesses an immortal spirit body, allowing his cultivation to increase simply by lying down and sleeping, yet he always calls her "Master and Mother". The second disciple, with her reincarnation body, was getting more and more powerful, but the way people looked at her became increasingly strange. ... The Grand Elder, a peerless swordsman, is always either causing trouble or on his way to causing trouble. Gu Han looked up at the sky and sighed: Others transmigrate and become kings and tyrants, but I transmigrate, first change my gender, and then become a kindergarten principal and a lone commander? Until one day, geniuses from all corners of the continent gathered outside the Immortal Palace, respectfully requesting an audience. Her hair was as white as snow. She leaned lazily against the Jade Pool and chuckled, "When I recruit students, I only accept unparalleled geniuses."

Miyako Amane transferred to the prestigious Tokyo Metropolitan Advanced Nurturing High School—a place where meritocracy decides everything—under the invitation of her friend’s father. Her goal? Just to enjoy high school life. Make a few friends. Maybe experience a sweet, innocent romance. That was the plan. Unfortunately… she became a little too popular. Before she knew it, her peaceful life turned into chaos: Love letters on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Confessions on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. And on Sundays—finally—she rests. Miyako Amane: “Being liked and confessed to feels great, but… why are all the people confessing to me girls?!” Sakayanagi Arisu: “You’ll have to ask yourself that. Also, stop researching ‘Sakayanagi-exclusive Mousse Cake,’ it’s creepy.” Horikita Suzune: “You’re so annoying. My mouth hurts from reading you bedtime stories—now go to sleep!” Ichinose Honami: “Miyako-san is so cool! Um… if she doesn’t peek at me changing again, maybe my evaluation will be higher~” Shiina Hiyori: “I’m reading. Please, Amane-san, don’t tempt me with food—especially not that embarrassing ‘Shiina Hiyori Approved Type II Bear Cookie’!” And so begins the bizarre daily life of the most dangerous transfer student in the Classroom of the Elite—the girl who accidentally started a school-wide Yuri phenomenon. -------------------------------- Read up to chapter 40 in advance at p@treon

On the day of the blind date, Haitong found herself eloping with a stranger. She had thought that married life would be ordinary and full of mutual respect, but little did she expect her impulsive husband to be as clingy as a piece of taffy. What surprised her the most was that every time she faced a challenge, he effortlessly resolved everything with a single appearance. When she inquired about his knack for such solutions, he always attributed it to good luck. That was until one fateful day when she stumbled upon an interview with the renowned billionaire of Wangcheng, famous for doting on his wife. To her astonishment, she realized that her own husband bore an uncanny resemblance to the billionaire. He, too, lavished his affection on her beyond measure!

A shut-in suddenly awakens in another world and finds himself reborn as Yoshino, carrying Shiina in her arms. Lost on the streets and unsure what to do, she catches the attention of Toujou Nozomi from μ’s, who brings her home out of pure kindness. Now living under the same roof as the playful and mysterious Nozomi, Yoshino must navigate daily life as a shy spirit girl in a peaceful world filled with music, warmth, and unexpected affection. What kind of gentle chaos awaits in their cohabitation? -------------------------------- Read up to chapter 40 in advance at p@treon

Transmigrated into Funina... From then on, a strange sect appeared on the Douluo Continent. Other sects relied on fighting and killing to establish themselves. The Water God Sect started with a cake. Three martial souls that looked like they had escaped from a drama troupe. Plus an ultimate weapon that was always asleep. Spreading the faith mainly relies on: "Are you hungry? I have some cake here." "Can't awaken? Come and try it. If it doesn't work, you don't have to pay... oh, it's free to pay anyway."

WARNING: Contains a dangerous amount of erotic content. Read responsibly. Or don't. We're not your parents. Funny. Filthy. Unapologetically ecchi. Real stakes, real romance, and, somehow, a real heart buried under all the chaos. If that sounds like your kind of trouble, welcome home. 400+ chapters planned. New chapters daily. A story that'll have you cackling one chapter and clutching your chest the next. Strap in. -------- SYNOPSIS: Lucien Vale was CEO of more companies than he could name, a billionaire playboy with the ethics of a loaded dice and the libido of a man who'd never once heard the word "no." Then a truck ended his winning streak. Standing trial before three very unimpressed gods, he did what he does best: negotiated. Talked eternal damnation down to a counteroffer. Now he's Lucidius, Demon Lord of a forgotten wasteland, under strict orders to give a world gone soft and complacent something to fear again. Lucien doesn't do anything halfway. Saddled with an angelic handler who's failing spectacularly to resist his charm, he sets his ruthless business instincts, corporate savvy, and shameless charisma loose on his new kingdom, and starts building an empire that doesn't just conquer. It modernizes. Plumbing. Electricity. Labor laws. Sensual massage benefits, obviously. The people worship him. The royals fear him. The gods are starting to sweat. He was sent to restore balance. Lucien Vale is here to dominate, and build a world worth conquering. --------------------- Enjoying the ride? Ratings, reviews, and power stones keep this thing alive. Show some love! Let me know if you want it punchier, shorter, or leaning harder into a specific angle (comedy vs. plot vs. romance).

Reborn in the body of Tsugikuni Yoriichi’s long-lost sister, Mizuki awakens in a world ruled by demons and destiny. With Yoriichi standing at the peak of the Demon Slayer Corps, she refuses to live in his shadow. Instead, she forges her own path, mastering the Snow Breathing style she created and awakening a Demon Slayer Mark that shakes the entire corps. Mizuki’s goal is simple: change the tragic fate of Tsukiguni Michikatsu, the boy destined to fall into darkness and become a demon. But fate is cruel. Just when she thinks she has reached him, Michikatsu looks at her with eyes colder than the snow she commands and says: Mizuki… you should become a demon too. And with that single sentence, the future she thought she could rewrite begins to collapse. -------------------------------- Read up to chapter 40 in advance at p@treon

Crossed over… and it’s Stelle. But something is definitely wrong. Why did her physique suddenly become so breathtaking? And why did she end up in this strange world filled with elemental miracles? Visions bestowed by gods, beings born from pure elements, nations shaped by archons… none of this exists in her universe. Most importantly, where is her beloved Astral Express? And how did her Trailblaze journey lead her all the way to Teyvat? A new world. A new power. A new continuation of the Trailblaze she never expected. -------------------------------- Read up to chapter 40 in advance at p@treon

Warning: This work contains a LOT of erotic content. Read responsibly. Or irresponsibly. We don't judge. If you're after something funny, filthy, and unapologetically ecchi, with real action, real romance, and a surprising amount of heart buried under all the chaos, then welcome home. Expect at least 400+ chapters. New chapters daily (minimum two, sometimes more). A story that will have you cackling one chapter and clutching your chest the next. Buckle up. --------------------- Synopsis: An unemployed virgin dies choking on sushi in his parents' basement (don't ask), and wakes up as a divine, fully-loaded sex robot in a world where no man can get aroused, and no woman has felt satisfied, in over twenty years. He was supposed to be a glorified pleasure appliance. A very well-engineered toaster with benefits. Built by a genius half-dwarf inventor and her drop-dead-gorgeous elf mother, he was never meant to have opinions, let alone feelings. Then a stolen god-crystal short-circuited the whole plan, and now he's got a soul, a conscience, an ever-growing harem of the world's most powerful (and horniest) women, and... somehow, against every reasonable expectation, the fate of an entire cursed continent resting on his glowing metal hips. To lift the curse, he has to bed his way across the map: centaurs, dragon-kin, demon royalty, forest goddesses, dwarven princesses, and at least one deity with genuinely concerning intentions. Along the way he's collecting a found family of misfits, a body count of increasingly ridiculous enemies, and, despite his creator's very firm rule against it... quite a lot of actual feelings. Expect comedy that never lets up, action that hits harder than it has any right to, a slow-burn found-family romance nobody saw coming, and a plot that keeps escalating in ways nobody could've predicted (including, frequently, the author). Weird. Unhinged. Weirdly wholesome underneath it all. Come for the sex robot, stay for the divine conspiracy. --------------------- Enjoying the ride? Ratings, reviews, and power stones keep this thing alive. Show some love! Let me know if you want it punchier, shorter, or leaning harder into a specific angle (comedy vs. plot vs. romance).

At the Edge of the Void… A soft blue light hums, pulsing with energy, its robotic voice ringing with purpose. > "Do you accept me, System 0404, the Harem-Building System?" A young man in his twenties, eyes shining with excitement, eagerly responds: > "YES!" The blue light flares— The universe shifts— The binding process begins— DING! > [System Successfully Bound to…] …Daphne Han? ??? ??? *** Currently three complete arcs. Arc one: Entertainment world. Arc two: Historical, with dukes. Arc three: Mafia world. Arc four: Academy beast world. Arc five: Omegaverse BL world. More to come. Tags: GL/Yuri No harem. Love at first sight. Enemies to lovers. Comedy. Angst( is it gl if there's no angst somewhere) Smut. Female Alpha. Friends to lovers Amnesia troupe. Pregnancy (coming soon) NB: I'm asking for comments, reviews, anything, votes, gifts, anything, it goes a really long way in motivating me. Thank you. Currently 9+ arcs planned, weekly updates.

New Novel! The Scumbag System’s Guide to Lewd Ascension https://www.webnovel.com/book/36604286008903005 Webnovel Power Stone Ranking Results as of August 23, 2026! TOP 101! I’ll release one additional chapter tomorrow. Thank you for voting, dear readers! Please vote for this novel again this week for more bonus chapters! Have a great day and stay safe, everyone! ^_^ your_favtauthoryour_favtauthor · 2 hours ago I took the time to read your story and even left a comment so that you would appreciate it and your efforts would be recognized, but you didn’t bother to reply and just left a like. To be honest, it really upset me Hello, dear reader. Wn banned me from sending messages in their website and app. Wn system is bugged and it saw that I’ve spammed 5 star reviews to many books and it don’t like it. I originally got more than 3000 messages over the years and wn deleted it all. Now I got left with only more than 20 messages and can’t send anymore new ones. I’ve seen your messages same as all my readers also. I’ve replied to them all the time but it doesn’t show in the website or their app. Please know that I always appreciate and thank all my readers for reading my book. Without all of you reading my books, there wouldn’t be any point in writing at all. If you want to chat with me about my books, feel free to join my discord server. The link is down below. I’m active there all the time. Thank you all once again. Be safe, smile, and happy reading! ^_^ WebNovel Spirity Awards 2026 First Entry Book Link: https://www.webnovel.com/book/34709131300072805 W E B N O V E L webnovel.com its about a man who just wants to teach students and disciples and yet inexplicably lots of goddesses and fairies and beautiful maidens enter his life in the most unexpected fashion. ^_^ better and longer synopsis: Lin Feng had a simple dream. Fall in love, get married, maybe have a couple of kids, and complain about life like a normal person. Reality disagreed. At twenty-five, he had confessed to one hundred girls and been rejected by every single one. “Sorry, you’re a good guy, but…” “You’re more like a brother to me…” “I think you deserve someone better.” He had heard every variation. Every excuse. Every polite rejection that stabbed just as sharply as a blunt knife. By the end of it, Lin Feng no longer feared failure. He expected it. After a night of drowning his sorrows, he woke up in a cultivation world. And somehow… he became a teacher again. “Mentor Lin Feng, could you guide me?” Lin Feng stood frozen. Because surrounding him were not ordinary women, but goddesses, fairies, and proud maidens whose beauty could topple kingdoms. He looked up at the heavens, his expression complicated. “…Are you messing with me?” He clenched his fist. “No. I didn’t come here for romance.” “I just want to teach.” The heavens, however… Had other plans. Update Schedule Daily Updates: One chapter per day Power Stone Ranking Goals Top 100: Additional 1 chapter (release weekend) Top 50: Additional 2 chapters (release weekend) Top 25: Additional 3 chapters (release weekend) Top 10: Additional 4 chapters (release weekend) Top 1: Additional 5 chapters (release weekend) Please note that any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, real world events, or locales is purely coincidental and unintentional. The characters, places, and incidents portrayed in this work of fiction are products of the author's imagination. Discord: https://discord.gg/mXMRjzF I used AI-generated images for my characters. If any of them resemble known female characters from anime or fiction, please contact me privately on Discord and I'll replace said images. No copyright infringement is intended. Thank you!

A nine-year-old boy named Bereshith survives what should have killed him. With only his sibling and a guarded past, he walks east toward a fate he does not yet understand. Violence passes him by. Words spoken through him linger too long. Where others see a fragile child, something ancient watches and waits. God does not move through spectacle. Grace chooses broken people for unbearable purposes. A fallen knight becomes his protector, unknowingly escorting a turning point in history. Cities turn away. Mercy is tested. Blood is spilled in the name of protection. Still Bereshith walks on, carrying not power—but authority. Not conquest—but judgment tempered by mercy. As the road leads east, the world draws closer to a moment it cannot escape. When his role is finally revealed, the question will not be whether God still speaks, but whether humanity is willing to listen.

Jin Mian, an unemployed college graduate, died in a car accident and transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, becoming the grandson of Jin E, the Second Elder of the Spirit Hall. Orphaned and without any cheats, he survived quietly until the age of six, when his martial soul awakened and the system finally descended. His first reward was a god-level martial soul, Miris. After evolving into Radiant Miris, Jin Mian forged his own divine path, comprehended true light, and stepped onto the road of becoming the God of Light. As for Tang San? In this life, he exists for only one reason—to be completely crushed.

Hao Ren was born in another world and has lived for over twenty-two years being nothing but a definition of the word, average. After a high school reunion, the young man sat down on the beach shore, and mumbled to the sky, "God of Novels, you are unfair. I spent forty years of my life doing nothing but reading books and stories written by others. I worked hard to manifest this rebirth, and yet you did not bless me with anything. Why?" A voice echoed in his mind, "Host, you have the Omnipotent Husband System." Hao Ren scoffed and scolded the system, "What is the use of having you when you are not even active? Are you shitting with me, you bastard?!" The system replied, "Host the condition for activating the system is to get married." Hao Ren could not handle it anymore and cried out loud as he complained about this condition. He was not good-looking, and neither was he wealthy, who was going to marry him? Tired, he spent the on the beach. When he was returning home, he passed by the marriage registering center. He sighed for his fate but suddenly, a beautiful lady asked him, "Hey, do you have any identity card on you?" Hao Ren nodded in a daze, and the lady dragged him inside the office. The young man was yet to register what happened to him when an automated voice sounded, "Host, congratulations on getting married. Omnipotent Husband System is now activated." ... Years later, Hao Ren became an entity many people wished to meet. However, Hao Ren never stayed outside, to everything he had one reply, "I have to go home and cook for my wife." Would you like to know his journey from an average to an over-achieving person standing at the apex of power and prestige? ... Author's Note: If you guys wish to discuss the book with your co-readers, or have suggestions for me on how to improve the story, you can reach me out on discord. Discord: chasing_dream06

After waking up, everyone will travel through a wasteland world, and the survivors will face various challenges such as acid rain, extreme cold, extreme heat and mutant creatures. Every corner holds unknown dangers, and the survivors have to adapt to this harsh environment. To withstand natural disasters, the survivors must build their own shelters in this dangerous land, stockpile enough water and resources to survive before the disaster strikes. While others struggle daily to gather rotten scraps and fight over limited supplies, fear and desperation slowly spread through the wasteland. Vikram Parker awakened a plant system. While others are scraping for a little bit of food, Vikram can cultivate crops. While survivors reinforce their shelters with fragile wood and broken metal, he grows living walls of vines and sturdy thornwood. His plants can bear fruits, purify water, and gradually transform barren land into fertile soil. As the regional chat fills with panic before every incoming disaster, Vikram calmly harvests fresh vegetables inside his green sanctuary. Looking at the endless cries for help and warnings of starvation, he can’t help but think. Surviving in the apocalypse isn’t that hard. Goals for the first 300 chapters: - Daily Update 1 Chapter Every 40 Golden Tickets = 1 Extra Chapters! A Castle = 5 extra chapter! A Spacecraft = 10 extra chapters! A Gachapon = 15 extra chapters! ................................................

Many Genshin Impact fans are familiar with the artist Yuushiba, or Yuushibadesu, and their iconic fan art based on "Cryo Wars." This work has profoundly impacted the community, as it's impossible to have missed at least one page of this story. This fanfiction is a rewrite and continuation of that story, respecting the atmosphere, characters, and themes introduced through these illustrations. With Yuushibadesu's explicit permission, this story aims to conclude the narrative, giving it a complete form while remaining true to the original spirit of Cryo Wars. I would like to thank @Yuushiba for allowing me to write this story so that other fans can have a proper ending. Written by Nawafal and Approved by YuuShiba

Ethan Gardner was a 2025 ML engineer until a delivery truck sent him back to 2014 San Francisco, inside the body of a man caught in Gavin Belson's crosshairs. He wields "Architectural Intuition," granting him perfect blueprints for future AI like GPT-3, and "Temporal Compute Access," which lets him rent 2025 processing power at a staggering financial cost. Now, Ethan must outpace Hooli’s $200 million war chest by building an empire on "impossible" code before the show's canon timeline collapses. Amidst the high-pressure world of venture capital, he battles a looming corporate storm while his hands move with a supernatural "Accelerated ML Cognition" they never possessed before.

Synopsis After wrapping months of nonstop filming, A-list actress 'Su Long' finally collapses from exhaustion in her hotel room. But when she wakes up… she isn’t in the real world anymore. She has transmigrated into the very historical drama she just finished acting in. Even worse.... she’s not the heroine. She has become Su Long, the notorious evil wife of the powerful General Fu and the cruel stepmother of his two young sons. In the script, this woman’s ending is miserable; exposed, abandoned, and left to die alone. And she has awakened on the very day the Fu family is framed for treason, stripped of titles, and sentenced to exile. But unlike the original Su Long… this Su Long has a secret. A calm voice grants her a system, along with an infinite storage space a world within a world, filled with resources, tools, medicine, and endless potential. As guards escort the disgraced family toward exile, Su Long simply crosses her arms and smirks. > “Exile? Ha! I have an infinite space.” Determined to rewrite fate, she decides three things: 1- survive 2- protect her two little boys, including her in-laws 3- and turn the cold, indifferent General Fu into her little fan boy.