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This is a fan translation of 求你让我上英灵座吧 The original author is 洛州白马 Art is by @km_mechi Edit is by ClayTL Please support them! === "I transmigrated into the Nasuverse and gained recognition from the Root itself. As long as I can manage an unnatural death, I’ll ascend to the Throne of Heroes—becoming its master, stronger and freer than any of the Seven Grand Servants." "So, I started courting death all across the Nasuverse." "I openly insulted the King of Heroes to his face, challenged the almighty Zeus in Greece, abducted Scathach in broad daylight in the Norse realm, declared in Israel that Solomon was a demon god rather than the Son of God, and in Britain, I went so far as to publicly side with Morgan..." "But tell me—why am I still alive?" ... Fuyuki, 1994. A man of many names: the third companion of the Oldest King, the First Vizier of Mesopotamia, the favored of the Greek gods, King of the Giants in the Norse lands, the divine incarnation who awakened Solomon’s humanity in Israel, the prince’s right hand in Camelot... Rovi, whose face was young but whose eyes carried the weight of ages, sat atop the Fuyuki Bridge. With a weary sigh, he looked at the people before him. “So, where do you think it all went wrong?” He lowered his voice, half-pleading, half-desperate: “How about... you kill me? Just let me ascend to the Throne, please—I’m begging you!” Emiya Kiritsugu lit a cigarette, glancing at Artoria beside him, who’d raised Rhongomyniad; at Gilgamesh, whose Gate of Babylon shimmered ominously behind him; at the blood-red spearhead emerging from the shadows of the Land of Shadows...The hand holding his cigarette trembled, just a little. === discord.gg/wisetl

Primary genre: BL / Danmei / M/M Romance (If this is your style, then this book is for you.) Transmigration Gender identity exploration Past life female → male body Slow-burn identity shift Love is no longer about who she used to be It’s about who he is now. “I’ll stay a man if that’s the only way he’ll look at me.” Lin has always wanted the Emperor's affection but despite all her efforts to please him, he's never shown interest. But regardless of this, she keeps trying her best and never gives up. On a trip to the Eastern region with the royal entourage, at night and alone Lin stumbles into a deep dark cave and meets a powerful sorceress. The sorceress promises to grant Lin her deepest heart desires and for no cost? After agreeing and making a wish, she leaves but encounters tragedy on her way back to the camp. Lin wakes up in pain on the side of a stream and feels strange like her skin is tight. A first glance at her reflection in the water makes her scream out in fright and confusion. She's a man but how? She's conflicted on what to do till she runs into the Emperor's entourage. And for the first time in her life, the Emperor acknowledges her. Now Lin is confused about her next move. Should she return back to the sorceress that had somehow tricked her or should she stay in this strange man's body (now Shen Yichen) and enjoy the Emperor's attention? But things get complicated as Lin pieces the puzzle together as she finds out a very shocking detail about the Emperor. Could it be that the Emperor didn't just find her attractive when she was a woman or was he just into men? This story takes place in a fictional world inspired by Eastern aesthetics and does not represent real historical dynasties.

This is a fan translation of 磁场转动皮卡丘的诸天之旅 The original author is 青椒虎皮肉 Art is by @lai_rr Edit is by ClayTL Please support them! === Crossing over and turning into a Pikachu right at the start—he was small, weak, pitiful, and utterly helpless. But... Who says Pikachu can only act cute and be a mascot? So Ray Chu sets himself a modest goal: Beat Arceus to a pulp. However, before Ray Chu could figure out a combination of Electric, Psychic, and Aura powers, a new crossover abruptly arrives! Thus… [JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure]: Pillar Men? Ancient beings? Take my [SOLAR FLARE]! [Demon Slayer]: Muzan, you pathetic villian—experience genuine [THUNDER BREATHING]! [Naruto]: Kage-level? Sage Mode? Behold [TEN-MILLION-VOLT KAIO-KEN x100]! [Dragon Ball]: Frieza, Emperor of the Universe—taste my [INFINITE PIKA EXPLOSIVE PUNCH]! [Marve]l: Thanos, The Mad Titan—have you heard of a someone called Frieza? [Pokémon]: Ash: "Kingler, use [HYPER BEAM]!" Pikachu: "[SPECIAL BEAM CANNON]!" Cynthia: "Garchomp, [DRAGON RUSH]!" Pikachu: "ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA!" [Fate (Fourth Holy Grail War)]:"I am the World’s Greatest, the Light of Humanity’s Salvation, a Sage in the Flesh, Ruler of the Cosmos, Magnetic Super Saiyan God Golden Pikachu…" Later arcs include human form scenarios! (Human form won't be the focus it'll be a 50/50 split) === discord.gg/wisetl

Haliver is one of the most isolated and mysterious states. Its dense forests stretch across the east, while the ocean waves crash violently against its western shores. Between the mountains and the mist, secrets have remained hidden for decades… perhaps even centuries. And in this very state lies the town where I grew up… Mystic Hills. Mystic Hills is located in the west-central part of Haliver, where the hills begin to slope toward the coast, and rivers flowing from the mountains converge into dense waterfalls, shrouded in a mist that never seems to fade. The town was named after those hills and the mysterious waterfalls that cascade between them… Waterfalls the locals believe are unnatural, hiding something older than the town itself. Back then, my best friend, Stiles Stilinski, and I used to mock those stories, dismissing them as mere legends. And of course… Stiles would drag me there repeatedly, “for exploration,” as he called it. But we were wrong. Because the legends… were real. But they weren’t about the waterfalls. They were about the town itself. My name is Scott McCall… And this is the story of how my life changed forever… On one fateful, dark night, because of a bite.

In a world that was once peaceful, everything changed when a species known as the Veyrix began infecting humans—taking control of their bodies and granting them inhuman abilities. In response, the government began secret experiments on humans. The result: Hybrids—humans altered by Veyrix influence, gaining unstable but powerful abilities. Now, as their presence spreads and control begins to fail, one question remains: Can humanity survive what came from beyond the stars?

Water is part of our body, they say it is life, but in the hands of our protagonist it becomes the most dangerous poison, the deadliest weapon and the most unpredictable thing. Blood control, water temperature control, steam to fight and ice to throw! Have you stopped feeling your fingers? Oops, now they're purple, too bad. Want to emulate a certain super soldier? I'll make you popsicles or give you popsicles! Water is quite unpredictable and ever-changing, and although much of it was explored in the original series, Shisui has an idea of the interesting things you can do with this element. But before all that fun, why the hell was a Waterbender born in the Fire Nation? ------------------------- Cover made by Eli_reader. Is obvius that this Fanfic is an AU. English is my second language and I'm using Grammarly for thoses mistakes I didn't see, so, if you notice one, comment, please! I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com

Bulma is one of the best Dragon Ball characters, nobody can deny that. Perhaps the most intelligent person in the world, a woman who doesn't age, and despite being a mother of two in the canon, she still keeps her figure. So what if she could improve herself? Not just by using her incredible intellect to create various technologies, but also to fight. She may not be as powerful as a human, but the Omniverse is infinite! Someone unknown reincarnated as Bulma, lucky for her, she has one advantage that sets her apart from all her infinite versions, she's a mutant of her race! If Freezer is a mutant and so powerful, and Broly is even more so, why can't there be human mutants? Bulma, armed with the advantages of Plants from the Trigun manga, will forge a new path, not only full of comedy, action, and adventure but a new story, a new development, in which, in the end, at least the humans will be able to stand shoulder to shoulder with the Saiyans and their colorful changelings. -------------------- English is my second language, if you see any mistake, please tell me! This is obviously an AU, as the character grows, some things in the plot will change. Extensive research will be done on the source material to make sense of things that are illogical or not explained properly in the original work. There may be a lot of Dragon Ball Abriged material in here. Yuri, because I love writing that, but romance is not the main focus. Cover made by TheAnPlayer2.  I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com 7 Palabras, ESENCIA. Spanish joke, lol.

Chapters and Release: Release days: Everyday Release time: 3pm UTC Status: Unedited. (Will edit after main story conclusion. Specifically from the start.) *** Synopsis: A fifteen years-old schoolgirl comes across a woman who was handing out leaflets for a confidential competition. Unknown to her, the competition took her out of Earth and into another dimension where she has to struggle to find clues behind why multiple worlds are having to be destroyed. The competition forces her to meet unknown entities who are both, good and bad. Sometimes, they would work for her and other times, they would work against her. The universe she goes to, causes her endless suffering until she finally solves the issue and head back to Earth. But that too, is of uncertainty. *** (Prologue) The dream of a child, is to grow up. While the dream of an adult, is to become a kid again. The dream of a poor person, is to be so wealthy and powerful, that the whole city would know their names. While the dream of a businessman, is to get the time in a day to sit and talk to his family for a second. Meanwhile, the dream of a missing or abducted person, is to go back home, to their family. And the dream of a teenager, is to simply be able to survive everything they are going through. Sometimes, people don't even know which category they belong to and move the way life moves them. Sometimes, they find a new path which leads them to even more difficulty. And in other times, they accept the hard truth, and choose to die. Thinking about the number of things that could happen instead, made her feel even more guilty for not listening to the advice of never wandering off alone. Now, she is homesick with extreme pressure of trying to grow strong, surpressing her from different direction. A normal fifteen years-old schoolgirl, comes across an opportunity to escape the hateful life she was leading. But the question is, was it really worst compared to the new life she was living? The competition grants her the things she wanted, but did it not have her pay the price for her choice? But of course, her reply would be, "I just accidentally joined it. It's no big deal compared to Earth." They are told that the worlds are all just novels they had read back at Earth, but if it were really true, why are certain things not matching with what seemed to be true in the novel compared to its world? As reckless she was, she got summoned into a different dimension where it was clearly uncertain whether she would ever be able to return back to Earth, to her previous life. But the more she got closer to Earth, the more the route got covered in blades. Turns out, the only way back, is to sacrifice the things that made her happy, and go on harsh adventures across the entire universe, while suffering threats from powerful enemies coming from the competition. (Author's note: I plan on making things more emotionally intense in the future.)

"Immortality? That can be lonely. And in the end, everyone will die. It doesn’t matter what you do to escape it—sooner or later, all shall taste death. It is already written; it’s only a matter of when and how. But glory… glory is the answer. Glory will outlive flesh and bones. Glory is what we should strive for, not immortality." ~~~~ Robin Burton was a young man who grew up with everything anyone could ever hope for: immense talent in cultivation, a sharp mind, and a wealthy family that would stop at nothing to protect and nurture him. He had everything—except the will to make use of it. "Why should I walk the same path as my ancestors? Why must I seek strength just to defeat one rival or compete with another? That is not what I was born for!" --- “…Heh\~” Robin let out a long sigh. “Pursuing power was never my goal. I left my family and secluded myself to escape those pointless struggles for authority. I wanted to explore the universe, and to explore myself first… yet time and again, I was dragged into devastating wars. I wanted to benefit people with my knowledge and immortalize my name, yet worlds fell and hundreds of billions died because of me. Ironic, hah?”

《MY DAZZLING NEW LIFE WITH MY NEW HUSBAND》 Xue Guiying dies by his own hand. Born an illegitimate Omega into a family that treated him as a burden and a bargaining chip, he spent his first life enduring every cruelty they had to offer. When they finally found a use for him, it was the worst possible one: an arranged marriage to a man who broke him completely over five years. Abused, assaulted, and stripped of all dignity, Guiying chose the only exit he believed was left to him. Then he wakes up five years earlier, whole in body if not in spirit, with the full weight of everything he remembers. Before his family can lock him into the same fate, Guiying walks into a civil affairs bureau and marries the first willing stranger he finds. That stranger turns out to be Liu Liuxian, scion of the most powerful family in China and a top-class Alpha who is, apparently, just as eager to escape an arranged marriage of his own. What follows is a marriage neither of them planned and both of them slowly begin to want. Behind Liuxian's cold exterior is a man of quiet, unexpected gentleness. For Guiying, learning to receive warmth without flinching is its own kind of battle. He did not come back to fall in love. He came back to win. Yet somehow, both things begin to happen at once. Because while Guiying is falling, he is also methodically dismantling everyone who destroyed his first life. And his former husband, unwilling to accept Guiying's new life, is making that task considerably more dangerous. In the end, every person who wronged Xue Guiying meets the ruin they deserve, and he finds himself standing in a life that is finally, entirely his own, with a man beside him who chose him back. This time, he does not have to die to be free.

A Goddess Scammed Me into Streaming a Fantasy World—Now My Viewers Want Me to Steal the Heroines and Capture the Yandere Villainess. [ISEKAI LIVESTREAMER SYSTEM] Contract's Terms and Conditions: First, those who sign will be transported into the world of Goddess's Vessel—a fantasy realm where only women can wield magic, while men supply them with Mana and grow physically stronger with each lover they take. Second, to terminate the contract and return to their original world with their earnings, they must accumulate at least 1,000 collections and 1,000,000 views. Third, if they wish to bring their isekai lovers back with them, they must earn 1,000 collections for each individual and an additional total of 1,000,000 views for the entire group. Fourth, death will send them back to their original world as a corpse. Fifth, they were allowed to influence the world of Goddess's Vessel using knowledge from their own world—but revealing the existence of their original world, directly or indirectly, was strictly forbidden. Sixth and lastly, they would receive a unique class tied to their role—Livestreamer. --- [Warning: Contains Mature, Sexual, and Violence content.] Disclaimer – The image used for the book cover is not mine, nor are the concept designs for the characters.

This is a fan translation of 我，桐子，封弊者 The original author is 延夏 Art is by @iam0800 Edit is by ClayTL Please support them! === “Oh, Four Cardinal Heroes summoned here, please hear our plea—wait, hold on! Why are there five of you? This isn’t what was promised!” ... My name’s Kiriko. As the inexplicable fifth member summoned along with the Four Cardinal Heroes, I didn’t receive one of those cool Legendary Weapons handed out as starter gear. But I’ve got one advantage none of the other heroes have… I can level up infinitely! ... Anyway, this is the story of Kiriko traveling through various anime worlds. === discord.gg/wisetl

5th: To relieve the side effects of my superpower, I will capture Yanami Anna, who has just become a loser. Watch me work. 18th: This woman, Yanami Anna, is damn sweet. Is my harem path going to fall because of this woman? 28th: Ah, Anna, you are my salvation, my only one. I want to be one with you at all times. I will always love Yanami Anna. 5th of some month: I will always love Anna and Lemon. 28th of some month: I will always love Anna, Lemon, Chika, Yumeko, Amahoshi, Riko... Damn it, how did I run out of condoms again!

Long ago, an ancient dragon protected the balance of the world. As it died, it shattered its power into powerful Essences and scattered them across Earth so that future generations could protect the planet. For centuries the Essences remained hidden. Until the most dangerous Essence, The Essence of Chaos has fallen into the hands of a mysterious villain known as Vetrex. Using its power, he corrupts innocent people and turns them into monstrous creatures to hunt down the remaining Essence holders. With the last guardian of the dragon’s legacy too old to fight, the fate of the world now falls to a new generation. Hina Hanzaki, a kind and cheerful girl, and Hanato Hamagi, an arrogant troublemaker, are students at Hazuki High in Tokyo. They’ve known each other since elementary school—and they can’t stand each other. But when a hidden powers lost centuries ago awaken, the two rivals are forced to become heroes. Now they must put aside their differences and fight together while keeping their identities as a secret. Because if they fail, Tokyo—and the world—will fall to chaos.

He was reincarnated as Darius's grandson. Darius: Grandson, do you want the little girl I just kidnapped? Alice: "My cousin taught me swordsmanship." Ariel: "Dorian, you'll be serving me tonight!" This is a fanfiction about a jobless woman who will have multiple female protagonists who receive red items. White and blue items will be left to the original owner of the body. If you cannot accept this, please do not open this novel!

Caution: This book contains mature content and is intended for matured readers. ***** I knew if he left this room, he'd keep fighting alone until his heart simply gave up. I hated him for it. I hated him for being so difficult, but the thought of him being gone made my stomach turn into a block of ice. My brain went numb. My instincts took over. I stepped in front of the door. My hands were shaking so hard I could barely feel them. I grabbed the hem of my dress. I can't believe I'm doing this for a man I wanted to kill an hour ago, I thought. But whatever was pulling me, didn't care about my anger. In one fast, desperate motion, I pulled the dress over my head and let it drop. The cold air hit my bare skin, making my nipples turn into hard, sensitive pebbles instantly. I stood there, completely naked, my heart hammering so loud it echoed in my ears. Oh! Moon Goddess, just end me already. **** She was too weak to stand beside him. And his heart already belonged to another. Azura Moryn knows the rules of the Crescent Moon Pack:power is everything, and without it, you are nothing. Rankless and orphaned, she has survived on the edges by being invisible. But invisibility is not weakness, it’s a choice. Behind her quiet exterior is a resilient spirit, a surprising bravery, and a clumsy, lovable heart that refuses to be crushed, even when the odds are impossible. Rhydor Drakemire has everything. Alpha of the Crescent Moon Pack, feared and respected. Groomed for greatness. And deeply in love with the woman he plans to make his Luna. So when fate makes Azura his mate, the choice is simple. He rejects her. A weakling has no place beside an Alpha. And he refuses to give up the woman he loves. The bond should have shattered. Instead, something ancient awakens. Forbidden magic stirs beneath the pack lands. Golden light erupts. Pain tears through them both. And when they wake, the world is wrong. Azura opens her eyes inside the Alpha’s body, strong, powerful, untouchable. Rhydor wakes in hers, powerless, scorned, and unseen. Now their souls switch without warning, trapping them in each other’s skin while enemies circle closer and the pack begins to fracture. Every secret they uncover changes what they thought they knew, about strength, about weakness, about each other. And beyond the pack borders, a brutal Alpha King rises, draining Lunas and hunting power in his obsession with immortality. Old prophecies resurface. Whispers spread of a truth long buried: Only a female Alpha can bring him down. As forbidden magic stirs and betrayal creeps closer than loyalty, an ancient legacy refuses to stay buried any longer. Azura is about to learn the truth of her own blood. And the mate Rhydor rejected may be the one fate chose to change everything. Some bonds are broken by pride. Some curses are written in blood. And some destinies can only be uncovered…

[REEDITED VERSION!] "Your Father, Mother, Uncle... they are all dead. there's no one left to save you anymore." The God declared in a confident voice which had a hint of fear hidden in it "Even then, Are you still going to oppose Us, all on your own, Prince?" "Heh... indeed. They are all dead." The Prince scoffed "And you weren't exactly discreet with your plan." "What.." The Prince looked up at the 100+ figures in the sky, shaking his head "Regardless, You Already know my answer. So, let's just Get this over with." A Sword, made of pure chaotic energy manifested in his hand, "I've got a lady waiting for me." And Thus began the Devastating 1 Vs 100+ War between Gods. A war so destructive that it deserved the Name 'Ragnarok'-The War of End. -------------- I, Tyler Von Regulus Have a Hard life. Very Hard Life, in fact. I am The third prince of an entire Race, Not The First prince, not the Crown prince but the Third prince. I have an Overly Doting Mother. Not a Strict mother who will force me to study or practice sword or Magic or Force me to get stronger. And Last but not least, I am Neglected by my own Father, the King. Can you believe it?! Despite having the Finest living palace, Most delicious food, the best clothes, Tens of maids at my service and a Mother's love, I never received my Father's Love. I did not have any goals or ambition either. The life of an idle prince was just that ..Tiresome! That was Until everything changed on one not-so-special morning... I gained the foreign memories of a man from a different modern world called earth. He was A corporate slave on earth, named Nick. He had lost almost all the people he ever loved- His Aunt, Grandparents, Big brother, best friend and even his parents and was just living an empty life until one day, a Truck-kun put an end to him. From Nick's memories, I also realized that the world where I am living in, my world is actually an RPG game that Nick used to play. And I, myself am a character of that very game. Not the Hero, Not a Support role, Not even a cool Villain. I am just a Villainous mob. You know, the typical Bully guy! The type who bullies his weak classmates, and would normally be the First lucky guy to get his ass handed over by the Protagonist, within the starting 5 chapters of the story. Yeah, That would be Me. Nice to meet ya! The good news is that I don't die in the game Lore ...Maybe ? I'm not sure. Nick only played the first part of the Game and the rest? I have no memories. Which means, I don't even have the Classic cheat of every transmigrator, 'Futureproof Information'. So, Am i cooked ? Don't know? Maybe not. Since I still have Plenty of time left before the main story starts. So, I have Plenty of time left to Live, a Chill Life. So, like any typical smartass, I did the obvious! Exploring all my available options like Fleeing from the Royal palace and live a slow farming-life in the countryside or marrying myself off to a Rich lady and many other options, I have decided to be the king. Why? well, I mean.. Why not! I am a prince so why should i Not Strive for the goal of becoming a king ? And, Not to mention... [STATS WINDOW ACTIVATED!] It doesn't seem like a pipe dream.

This is a fan translation of 社恐马娘不想贴贴！ The original author is 杜子春 Art is by @beer_hsk Edit is by ClayTL Please support them! === Waking up, transmigrated into the world of Umamusume. Garden Gale finds herself as a completely useless Umamusume—but with her irresistibly charming looks and the original owner’s talent for bluffing, nearly everyone believes she's incredibly strong. Her debut race is scheduled in seven days. —I’m about to die of social embarrassment, what do I do?! Luckily... she temporarily awakens the [Selas System]. By pushing her relationships with other Umamusume to critical levels, she can learn their talents and signature skills. Forced to flirt.jpg Bond level with [Tokai Teio] reached 90%, comprehended skill [Sky-High Teio Step]! Bond level with [Air Shakur] reached 90%, comprehended skill [trigger:BEAT]! Bond level with [Christmas Oguri Cap] reached 90%, comprehended skill [Festive Miracle]! … Three years later. Garden Gale emotionally looks back, realizing she's become an undisputed GOAT—the greatest in history, a recognized tyrant of the track, the Uma Musume closest to a goddess. —And only now, gazing back at her days at Tracen Academy, does she belatedly realize… She cheated on everyone at school?! I'm gonna get stabbed by a yandere—WHAT DO I DOOOOO!!! === discord.gg/wisetl

She was bred for a single purpose: to be the perfect wife. Except perfect wasn't exactly how everyone described Noah...Her own father labeled her 'Defective' because of her stutter. She was too short. Too plain. Swears a lot. And rebellious as hell. Created as a corporate pawn in a billion-dollar merger, Noah has spent her life being groomed for one man: Kincade Essex –the ruthless heir of Essex group She knew that a day would come when she would accept her fate and marry this nightmare of man that terrified her, what she didn't expect was to meet Kincade for the first time, fall for the breathtaking Kincade...hop on the Kincade Express - tum tum! all in a space of an hour. Except now, the man that was standing in front of her claiming to be the real Kincade, looked nothing like the man, who spent a better part of last night in between her legs. *** "So, let me get this straight," James said, his voice tight. "Your father sent you to make peace with your half-brother, Kincade Essex. A move that would have finally solidify your claim on your father's Essex group. And you… you slept with the bride? Your brother's bride?" Caid took a slow sip of his drink. "Yes," he replied, his voice calm. Too calm for James's liking. James stared at him, waiting for more. When nothing came, he threw his hands up. "Hmm, okay. You couldn't resist. Do you know how fucked up it is to accept an invitation to your half brother's engagement party and then proceed to fuck the fucking bride! CAID!" "I did resist," Caid said, setting his glass down with a soft click. A flicker of hope crossed James's face. Good. Maybe his friend wasn't completely bonkers "Good. Okay, good. Maybe she seduced you? I can work with that. How long did you resist for?" Cade looked him dead in the eye, his face utterly serious. "Five minutes, fifteen seconds. I counted." The hope on James's face died a sudden, painful death. "Five…" he sputtered. "Five minutes? Like one, two, three, four, five minutes?" "And fifteen seconds," Caid clarified "I like the fifteen seconds noted. Yes. That was about how long I lasted before I succumbed. And we fucked" James turned around on his heel, pointing a frantic finger at the young man nervously hovering by the door. "Trey! Secretary Trey! We need to draft an apology letter to Kincade Essex. Now! Claim temporary insanity. Or amnesia! Claim Alien abduction for all I know! Anything to salvage this situation!" He glared back at Caid. "Caid here will sign it. Won't you, Caid?" "I will," Caid answered, his tone agreeable. Trey, the new secretary, pulled out a tablet, his fingers trembling. "H-how many pages do you think it will take, sir? One?" "A page, right Caid?" James prompted, his voice pleading. "Yeah," Caid said, nodding thoughtfully. "And 19,999 pages more." The room went silent. James's jaw went slack. Trey's finger froze over his screen. "Twenty thous— Why would we need so many?" James finally managed to ask, his voice a whisper. Caid pushed off the desk.his presence suddenly filling the room. "I figured I'd write my apologies in advance. Make the job easier on poor Trey." "In… in advance?" James stammered. "Yes," Cade said, his voice dropping to a low, determined rumble. "That's how many more times I plan on watching her cum on my c*ck." He paused, seeing the sheer horror on James's face. "Don't worry, I accounted for the times she would be with my babies. I'm thinking four. So, 20,000 pages ought to do it." He raised an eyebrow. "Any more questions?" James just stared at him, his professional composure completely shattered. He found his voice, weak and disbelieving. "Just one. Have you gone completely mad?" ** Cupid contest. please vote and add to library if you enjoy a story between Crazy Male lead and a Crazier female lead. Two walking red flags finding their way to each other. Handsome man x dark romance obsessed girl.

"Honesty and politics don’t belong in the same sentence," they say. Celine Yue, a kind-hearted social worker, stepped into politics to help more people. But what she didn’t know… was that her own party would be the one to end her life. After her death, she wakes up in another world as Cyrina Vaeloria, the Elf Princess—right on the day of her arranged marriage to Lucian Aetherion, the cold, mysterious Human Prince and strongest mage alive. A political union to keep two powerful races from tearing each other apart. But this so-called alliance is just a mask. She despises the way other races are trampled beneath noble boots. Cyrina refuses to be a pretty puppet. She dreams of building a new kingdom—where races aren’t divided by power, bloodlines, or magic. To do that, she’ll need power of her own. And lucky her... she just married the most dangerous man in existence. With sharp wit and stubborn grace, Cyrina slowly bends her cold husband to her will— She toys with the ruthless Archmage, tames the untamable… and drags him into a revolution wrapped in royal silk. After all, if you marry the strongest mage alive… you might as well make him yours. ***** excerpt~ Lucian’s voice is like a blade, low and sharp. “Do you even understand what you said in the royal assembly?” Cyrina lifts her chin, unbothered. “I understand perfectly. I said I’ll build a new kingdom—where every race can live together.” His eyes darken. “You don’t know what you’ve sparked. That speech—” he steps closer, “—could ignite a war. You’re underground now, Cyrina. Buried beneath politics you don’t even see coming.” She spins on her heel and waves dismissively. “Ugh. Kaelen Blackthorn, your master is giving me a migraine. Get me out of this castle before I set it on fire.” Kaelen gives a slow, exaggerated bow. “As you wish, my lady.” He takes her hand like the perfect gentleman and leads her toward the door— But Lucian’s voice booms behind them. “Kaelen. Don’t forget who your master is.” Kaelen pauses. Glances back. “I remember, my lord. But as per your standing order… I obey only my lady’s command.” A smirk tugs at his mouth. “Even if it means going against you.” **** Per Golden Ticket = 5 extra chapters