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Chen Han obtained a game system that was supposed to transmigrate him into the game world of Shu Mountain Swordsman. However, the transmigration failed, and as a result, the game system became a little… weird. [The Canine Demon has arrived before you, wantonly unleashing a dense demonic aura. Please expel the Canine Demon immediately!] Chen Han stared in absolute bewilderment at the little mutt lifting a leg to pee against the corner of the wall. It was just the stray dog from the village. [A Clan Elder has appeared and is standing by to back you up. Please expel the Canine Demon immediately!] Chen Han took another glance at the little old lady standing to the side, cheerfully watching the standoff between man and dog. That was his great-aunt. … Years later, Chen Han successfully mastered sword flight. He soared into the clouds, recorded a video, and uploaded it to TikTok. "Wow, the creator's CGI is getting more and more realistic." "This is obviously AI. AI is seriously insane these days." Meanwhile, satellites from nations across the globe simultaneously detected an unidentified high-energy entity moving at rapid speeds! “That man……that man is flying!!!”

Waking up in a new body is disorienting. Waking up as Hermione Granger—the brightest witch of her age—is a surprise. But realizing you aren't in Hogwarts, but standing in the middle of Tony Stark's New York? Complete panic. Fortunately, "Hermione" isn't empty-handed. Bound to a mysterious Grimoire that allows her to jump between the Wizarding World and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, she realizes one absolute truth: playing the good girl is for losers. Why bother with complex science and superhero morals when the Unforgivable Curses exist? Avada Kedavra solves 99% of her problems. For the remaining 1%, there's Imperio. Tony Stark: "J.A.R.V.I.S., it's time to design the Anti-Wizard Armor." Hermione: (smirks) "You mean the scrap metal that breaks the second you put it on?" Hulk: "HULK SMASH!" Hermione: (raises wand) "Shut it, green guy, or I'll cast Expelliarmus on your pants!" The Ancient One: "You are an anomaly. A sorcerer who does not belong on this timeline..." Hermione: "Let me correct you, baldy. I am a Wizard." Nick Fury: (eye twitching) "Where exactly are you from?" Hermione: (adjusts robes innocently) "Me? I'm just a simple exchange student from Hogwarts." Armed with unparalleled acting skills, a ruthless inner demon, and a wand that flashes green way too often, the MCU is about to learn why you never mess with a Dark Witch in sheep's clothing. [Features] World Hopping: Seamlessly travel between HP & MCU! Two-Faced MC: Innocent schoolgirl on the outside, ruthless Dark Lord on the inside. Magic vs. Tech: Watch science try (and fail) to explain Unforgivable Curses. Elite Banter: Sarcastic, unapologetic, and totally overpowered.

[Warning: 3 rich girls detected within 15 meters. Incubus Pheromones activated.] [Recommendation: Flee. Or flirt. Your call.] Lux Vaelthorn wanted three things: a good coffee, peace and quiet, and zero responsibilities. What he got? A mansion, a bounty for his soul and a bunch of heiresses fighting over who gets to be his first “investment.” As the heir of Greed and Lust, Lux was born to dominate markets, hearts, and boardrooms. But after centuries of cleaning up his parents’ messes in the underworld, he rage-quit Hell’s finance department and took a hundred-year vacation to the mortal realm. His problem? Even without trying, he’s too hot, too rich, and too magnetic. His Incubus Pheromones seduce emotionally unstable rich girls like clockwork. His Greed System scans bank accounts like X-rays. And thanks to a “minor” celestial bounty on his soul, some entities either want to marry him… or murder him. Lux just wanted caffeine. Now he’s got a mansion full of beautiful heiresses, a schedule full of power plays, and a city that thinks he’s a billionaire playboy CEO. Fine. If he can’t nap… he might as well rule. ------ Join my discord channel for illustrations: https://discord.gg/mSRHyMVhnG Bonus Chapters! *600 Power Stone = 1 bonus chapter *400 Golden Ticket= 1 bonus chapter *Magic Castle= 4 bonus chapters *Space Craft= 6 bonus chapters Important Note: No NTR, No Yuri, No rape. Tags: Mature Content , R-18 ,Gore, Comedy , Monster Girls , Goddess, Succubus , Magic , Demons , Devil , Beasts , Action , Overpowered , Harem , System , Servants , Handsome Male Lead , Smart Male Lead, Economic and Financial genius Male Lead and Slice of Life.

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed. As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life. Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right? Wrong. Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test. And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush. So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom. Someone definitely needs a miracle.

Ethan Crowe walked out of prison after seven years with nothing to his name and nowhere to belong. The world he returned to was unrecognisable. Gates had torn open across the globe, monsters roamed beyond human control, and society now revolved around the Titled - people chosen by mysterious voices and granted supernatural powers that made them heroes, weapons, and rulers all at once. Ethan wasn’t one of them. Not at first. Lost, angry, and with no future worth chasing, Ethan was barely surviving when a voice finally spoke to him. "Your Title is… Lord Of Beasts." But something about his awakening was wrong. Instead of gaining power in the real world like every other Titled, Ethan awakened a System tied to the Tower Of Beasts - a brutal, game-like world he can only enter while asleep. Inside the Tower, Ethan must fight for survival against monstrous creatures, earning power through a system of skills, evolution, and beasts. As for the beasts he acquires there? They persist beyond his dreams... Registered as an E Rank Titled with only D Rank potential, Ethan should have been insignificant. Yet the Lord of Beasts cannot be measured by ordinary standards. As Ethan grows stronger at an impossible rate, his existence begins to ripple outward - drawing the attention of elite Titled, criminal syndicates, and forces lurking behind the Gates themselves. His past refuses to stay buried, his beasts grow more dangerous, and the truth behind his Title hints at something far more terrifying than anyone realises. In a world ruled by power, Ethan Crowe starts at the bottom. But as the Lord of Beasts, it’s only a matter of time before he climbs to the top! Note: The novel is a gritty version of the typical hunter/awakener novels with a beast twist, which I hope you will enjoy Discord Server: https://discord.gg/c34nURr72W P.S. This is my WSA 2026 Entry - all support with powerstones and reviews is appreciated :) Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to real events, locations, or people are purely coincidental and not intended to portray anything.

After dying from unpaid overtime (and maybe a little too much caffeine), Rin Lee wakes up in a world filled with magic, danger... and far too many ridiculously attractive men. Before he can even process what's happening, a glowing blue window appears. [Welcome, Host! You have been selected by the BL System.] [Complete your romantic missions or face immediate tragic death.] "HUH?! SYSTEM, what do you mean 'tragic death'?! And more importantly... BL?!" Now trapped in a story that seems determined to embarrass him at every turn, Rin must survive chaotic love quests, suspicious holy knights, eccentric demons, and one impossibly handsome Demon General who's supposedly destined to destroy the world. The problem? The BL System insists he's Rin's perfect match. "OH, GREAT SYSTEM! PLEASE, JUST KILL ME NOW! THERE'S NO WAY I CAN MAKE THE DEMON GENERAL FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!" "You're here again?" the Demon General asks with a faint smile. "You really do enjoy following me around. Should I finally take you on that date you mentioned?" "HUH?! WAIT—WHEN DID I EVER SAY THAT?! I'M GOING TO DIE TODAY!!" A chaotic fantasy full of comedy, slow-burn romance, mystery, and one very persistent System that absolutely refuses to let its Host rest.

Wen Mang is only a history UP host. Yet every time he posts a video, the people arguing in the comments are… Liu Bei. Guan Yu. Zhang Fei. Zhao Yun. Zhuge Kongming. A mysterious light screen descends, replaying the true fate of the Three Kingdoms, unchanged, merciless, and brutally honest. Liu Bei watches his empire collapse and asks in disbelief: “Shu Han… ended like this? And even my statue was expelled from Wuhou Shrine?” Guan Yu sees himself drowned, defeated, deified, and used. “So this is how history remembers the Martial Saint?” Zhang Fei learns his own end and falls silent for a long, long time. “Is this really… all I amounted to?” Zhao Yun witnesses seven entries and seven exits become a legend yet still cannot save the world he fought for. And Zhuge Kongming… He doesn’t ask about victory or defeat. He asks one question only: “If such a light screen exists can history be rewritten?” From military formations to aircraft carriers, from grain transport to industrial warfare, modern knowledge crashes into ancient ambition. Old regrets awaken. Unfinished oaths resurface. And once the heroes understand why they lost… Will they still accept the ending history gave them? When the light screen up again, the Three Kingdoms are already on a different path.

A failed transmigrator is reborn, luckily arriving in the world of Fairy Tail. Possessing the cheat ability to analyze extraordinary powers, Hope is determined to reach the pinnacle this time. Slaying dragons, vanquishing evil, destroying gods... Law, shattering, imbuing... All magic will be mine! ---------------------- Advanced chapters at p@treon

Fu Yu awoke from a big dream, feeling like the heavens stuffed his mouth with a pie. Everything familiar suddenly became virtual. The work kitchen, the tools he used, the colleagues he cooperated with, and the customers he faced. Everyone and everything has become walking NPCs and auxiliary tools. Daily life and work have turned into main quests that need to be completed and key clues for advancement. A customer ordered a dish of loose sautéed meat slices. Fu Yu took out a piece of fresh tenderloin: [Pork: Freshness: 90%] Held an egg in one hand: [Egg: Freshness: 85%] Heated oil in the pot, prepared starch, and got ready onions, ginger, and garlic. First frying, then stir-frying; the meat is cooked and taken out of the pot, plated and served to the customer: [Ding! Task of one portion of loose sautéed meat slices completed. Reward received: Cooking Experience +10, RMB +100, one oil-draining spatula!] As a chef constantly fed by the heavens, as long as he cooks, he levels up!

The fool of the Old Mu Family, Mu Shuangshuang, who was bullied by everyone, suddenly changed one day! She was not foolish anymore, and she knew how to fight back when bullied. The dirt thrown on her was returned little by little. The once famous fool of a woman suddenly became smart, became beautiful, became wealthy, and even had an admirable good husband by her side, living a leisurely and carefree life from then on! 【New book 'Rebirth Blessed Wife with Space' has been released, old book 'Rebirth Farm Girl is Stunning'】

As a Ten-year reader of online literature, Jiang Si, unlike others, has unwavering confidence that he can pave his own path of Cultivation. Taking the predecessors in online literature as his goal, he continuously searches for a way to step onto the path of Cultivation. However, unfortunately, his world is ordinary, without any Extraordinary Power. Just as Jiang Si was beginning to waver, his transmigration opportunity finally comes over. Yet the Extraordinary Power in that world is: Magical Girl. Although it was somewhat different from what he imagined, and the system of power for Magical Girls was completely different from the online literature he had read before, it doesn't matter. As long as it can help him step onto the path of Cultivation, what does it matter if he transforms into a Magical Girl? He, Jiang Si, is going to start from a Magical Girl and dominate eternity!

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: “PG” => No One 17 and Under Permitted ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

What is it like to be a university doctor? University doctor Chen Mu was arranged by the school to participate in a variety show "Each Month Takes You into a Profession". On the first day of recording, because he was sleeping in the office and playing games during the day, he was criticized by netizens. But as night fell. "Doctor, can you come to the dormitory to pick us up? My roommate fainted from anger because she didn't get to eat rice with pig trotter !" "Doctor, I sneezed, and now I can't move."

Han Yu has a special ability: he could produce a random pill with unknown effects everyday. His pills are so powerful and inhumane that there's an unwritten rule in the Cultivator Realm: even if you become sworn brothers with someone from the Demonic Path, you must never be related to Han Yu. Explosive Qi Pill: "After consumption, True Essence will continue to explode for one two-hour period. During this process, you must constantly channel the medicinal power, or else the body will explode. Side effects: Overflowing True Essence, clothing disintegrates."

The Five Poison Sect leader Xu Chunliang breaks through the barriers of time and space to become the descendant of a national healer. "You think I'm going to jump off the bridge?" "Why don't you jump? I've been watching in this heavy rain for a long time, why aren't you jumping..."

After the completion of his college entrance examination, Xue Dili finds that within his body every week will randomly spawn a Mentor Spirit with great achievements— In the first week, an Undead Demon is spawned, what does it mean to be a villain with innumerable crimes? In the second week, a Great Sage is spawned, what does it mean to be a deserter who escaped alone? In the third week, a Hero is spawned, what does it mean to be a reckless and aggressive waste? ...... Do you have some misunderstanding about "great achievements"? All the spawned Mentor Spirits have major issues!

Su Yu created a secondary account in the fully immersive collectible card game "Yu-Gi-Oh!: Linked World," and inexplicably traversed to the game world, even carrying an NPC template. The time rewound to before the game server was launched, with players having a month before their arrival. "Name: Youyu Category: NPC Level: Level 1 Charm: 95 Luck: 20 Endurance: 35 Stamina: 3/3 Note: Ordinary and unremarkable, striving to become a Professional Duelist."

Wang Fan awakens a food system and thus all dishes he makes are delicious. Then, he begins his culinary journey with a food stall. "The soft and glutinous rice noodle rolls paired with fresh, juicy, and springy shrimp, that wonderful taste is simply incredible." "Grilled skewers are unbeatable, not only is the lamb skewer grilled to perfection and juicy, but it also has a hint of apple fragrance." "Crab Roe Bun is the eternal god! Gently slice through the smooth and tender bun skin, and the golden crab roe and crab meat instantly flow out, the fresh aroma of crab lingering at the tip of your nose, this is the legendary glowing cuisine!" "Darn! Wasn't Boss Wang selling buns at Tiantongyuan just yesterday? I barely managed to rush over here early in the morning, and now you tell me he's gone? Where did he go?!" "Hello? Is this the TV station? I'd like to place a missing person notice!" "Help me up, I can still eat three more bowls!"

To Gu Mo, everyday life seems like a peculiar online game. He gets 'knocked offline' after being awake for 8 hours and can see other people's IDs and health bars. And even worse, he could enter some mysterious places in the city. "Buzz...for protecting...buzz...physical and mental health, users under 18 are subject to the anti-addiction system restrictions, your...online hours have reached eight, forced offline...login restriction...please complete quickly...buzz...official certification..."

Ye Tianfan is the prodigy of the Ye Family. His families and him can save not just the living but even revive the dead, earning them the title of Ghost Doctors. Now, he is facing a challenge posed by his campus queen. "Then help save my grandfather!" "No way! Absolutely not!" "Then fulfill the marriage contract and marry me!"