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In the world of One Piece, you’ve seized the Golden Finger Zodiac Talisman! Your first move? Ambushing Who's-Who to steal the Human-Human Fruit, Mythical Beast Model: Nika. With the power of the Sun God in your hands, the era of "Joy Boy" begins on your terms. While Kaido reigns supreme as the strongest creature across land, sea, and air—crushing all beasts beneath his iron mace—you stand among the Four Emperors, a titan of the New World. One year into your reign, a trembling Momonosuke looks up at you. "What did I do wrong?" he wails, tears streaming down his face. You look down with cold, unforgiving eyes. "Your birth was your biggest mistake." A single flash of steel cuts through the air. Before the scream can even leave his throat, a head spins into the sky, trailing a crimson arc against the horizon.

After ruling over legions of demons and waging endless wars, the Demon King finally retired. His new goal? A quiet, ordinary life in modern Japan. Unfortunately, “ordinary” doesn’t exist when angels, dragons, and nosy classmates keep showing up at your doorstep. For a being who once conquered worlds, surviving high school might be his toughest battle yet. A crossover fanfic combining (Gabriel DropOut - Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid - Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend - Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions! and more….) told through the eyes of a retired Demon King just trying to live normally. ------- Wanna read ahead? Join my Patreon and support the story — up to 6 new chapters are published for you every day!: patreon.com/ArealMaster _____ the crossovers of this story: ==> Gabriel DropOut ==> Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid ==> Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend ==> Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions! ==> Anohana: The Flower We Saw That Day

[This is a tale of Immortal lord who once shook the realms] discord-https://discord.gg/YFHPWYTU In a world where only women wield the power of Origin, men live as servants. But Jaenor, a sly soul reborn from modern Earth, learns he is the last heir of House Arkwright — a bloodline of men so feared they once made witches tremble. Now hunted for what he might become, Jaenor must use wit, charm, and ruthless ambition to climb from a farmboy to a man who could shatter the order of the world. {For pics and videos of the characters visit my x/twitter account-https://x.com/jl_lucifer/status/1995335037521453235?s=20}

Being a 21 years old male in this world sucks. Why am I stuck suffering through a boring desk job? Why can’t men eat peaches? Why are women the only ones with powers? Everything in my life changed when a mysterious bracelet appeared out of nowhere, rewriting the trajectory of my future. It’s time for me to let loose, hunt Shuuki along the way, and say goodbye to my boring life. Who am I? Don’t worry, I’m just a passing through Kamen Rider.

Seraphine Ashford was once the cherished heiress of a wealthy family—until her parents died in a tragic accident and her uncle abandoned her in a remote village. Raised in seclusion by a legendary medical grandmaster, she grew up mastering both traditional and modern medicine, far from the world that betrayed her. At nineteen, Seraphine is dragged back into the city she barely remembers and forced into a political marriage with Fabian Kingsley—the most feared and mysterious tycoon in the business world. Rumored to be old, cruel, crippled, and monstrous, Fabian is said to be a man no woman survives. But rumors are lies meant to protect power. Fabian Kingsley is young, ruthless, breathtakingly handsome—and far more dangerous than anyone imagined. ******* Who said Fabian Kingsley was ugly and pot-bellied? He's the most handsome man alive. Who said he was vicious? He's the only one who pampers and spoils her. When she asked him about the rumors of him being incapable and infertile, Fabian's gaze darkened as he pulled her close. "Wife, how about I prove to you that the rumors are fake?" he whispered in Seraphine's ear, making her blush deeply. "No need... you're strong and very capable," Sera stammered, running away from his embrace.

these are stories made with the help of AI and anything that I don't specifically say is mine(anything that isn't an OC), belongs to a cartoon, anime or some other and I don't consider myself to own anything that is not mine and I want everyone to enjoy Record of Ragnarok and Huntik along with other shows and animes I use to help my imagination.

You read the title, right? If not... He had been playing an H-Game when all of sudden...his life ended. When he woke up, he found that he had been sent into the world of the H-Game. What will he do now that he's in this new world? ------------------------------------------------------------------- Come follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/DXHaseoXD Discord: https://discord.gg/BGrNgsbXXG

Lucy Liana wanted an ordinary life. In a world ruled by bloodlines, mana quotas, and the watchful eye of the Golden Moon, being normal was the safest thing you could be. She was wrong. After a chance encounter and a forbidden choice, Lucy awakens as something the world insists should not exist—Moonborn, a living anomaly capable of bending reality itself. Her power doesn’t feel like a gift. It feels like a mistake the universe is trying to correct. Before she can understand what she’s becoming, Lucy is captured by the Golden Moon—an empire that maintains order by controlling miracles. Branded with the Inverted Crown, a living restraint that seals her senses, emotions, and power, she is classified as a Controlled Anomaly. Property. Weapon. Lesson. As Lucy is dragged into a system that fears her existence, those she leaves behind refuse to accept the verdict. Abbie Kadra, her closest friend, becomes a witness—and witnesses become enemies. And somewhere beyond the Crown’s silence, something ancient within Lucy waits patiently for its turn. Because the Golden Moon believes power must be controlled. Lucy Liana is about to prove that control itself is the real threat.

After Chen Kai was reborn, the system was bound. The first thing to do after rebirth is to trick your female brother Qin Xiaoyu into being his wife! "Little fish, let's discuss something." "Okay! Just don't borrow money." "Be my wife." "I treat you as a brother, and you want me to be your wife?" "Don't get me wrong, I just hope to use my wife's relationship to maintain our brotherhood!" Qin Xiaoyu nodded innocently, "It seems to make sense, but why do I feel that something is wrong?"

Mu Chen was an archaeologist who specialized in prehistoric artifacts. While reconstructing an ancient cauldron, he made a fatal mistake. The moment it was completed, the cauldron fused with his soul and sent him into a Xianxia world—one where the strong rule and the weak are destroyed. Others were born with spiritual roots, elemental affinities, and heaven-grade talent. Mu Chen had none of that. Only a broken cauldron bound to his soul, crippling his cultivation and branding him trash-tier. Then came his first Lightning Tribulation. No warning. No preparation. Only judgment. The heavens tried to erase him. The cauldron refined the lightning instead. In a world where tribulation means death, Mu Chen cultivates by surviving it. The heavens reject him, so he grows stronger every time they try to kill him.

Born under a sky of fire, a child was never meant to live. On a distant world ruled by dragons who evolved into humanoid beings, a baby is born with power that defies even kings. Feared by his own blood, hunted before he can cry, and erased from history in a single night of betrayal, his fate is sealed long before he understands it. As a planet burns and a kingdom falls, the child vanishes into the void. He awakens on Earth—weak, nameless, and unaware of his origin—taken in by a blindfolded girl whose smile hides a dangerous curse, and a silent dojo that trains warriors beyond human limits. Here, among ordinary people, he grows up laughing, training, and living a peaceful life he was never supposed to have. But power does not forget. Shadows from space still move. Sins of the past still breathe. And the truth of what he is—what he carries in his blood—will one day demand an answer. This is a story of fire and fate, of found family and forgotten gods… and of a dragon who learns what it truly means to live as human.

Just Read it If you love science, technology, and cultivation, give this a try. This book wont even touch on politics(I am not interested in it), the world is a United World Government. I will just focus on the tech, and everything will be explained simply and clearly, so even newcomers to sci-fi and tech can jump in without feeling lost. We will invent room temperature superconductors with magnetic strength of over 100Tesla. We will invent a new Thermoelectric Material with heat energy conversion of over 80%. No more boiling waters to rotate turbines, We invent Electromagnetic Lift Systems, Photonic Chip, Full dive VR headset, BCIs, AGIs etc and many more sit tight and enjoy. This book isn’t getting dropped. If it doesn’t take off here, it’s going to Amazon KDP. The story continues either way. And yeah — don’t expect corporate politics, patent law, or acquisition realism. This is about ideas, invention, and imagination, not paperwork. Sit back and enjoy the tech evolution.

Chen Wei was a 26-year-old IT programmer from Shenzhen who died in the most legendary loser way possible — he choked on instant noodles while binge-reading cultivation novels at 3 AM on a Tuesday. When he opened his eyes, he was inside the broken body of the most pathetic young master on the entire Qianling Continent — a boy with the same name who had just been publicly humiliated, stripped of his clan's jade token, and hurled off the Mourning Cliff by his own cousins. He should have died. Again. But at the bottom of that cliff, bleeding from seven places, with a spiritual root officially ranked as "Mud Grade" (yes, that's below Trash Grade — the examiner who tested him actually laughed), something awakened inside his shattered dantian. [DING!] 「 SUPREME SHAMELESS FORTUNE SYSTEM activated! 」 「 Scanning Host... 」 「 ... 」 「 Scan complete. Results: Disappointing. 」 「 Spiritual Root: Mud Grade. 」 「 Talent: None detected. 」 「 Looks: Aggressively average. 」 「 Will to live: Suspiciously low. 」 「 Congratulations! Your sheer worthlessness has triggered the PITY PROTOCOL! 」 「 First Gift: +1 Constitution. You can now survive a light breeze. Barely. 」 This System is not normal. It doesn't reward hard work. It doesn't care about talent. It rewards shamelessness, cowardice turned clever, and doing things so stupid they loop back around to genius. Compliment your enemy mid-battle? → +500 EXP Get face-slapped by a young master? → +1 Random Skill Ticket Successfully run away from a fight you started? → TRIPLE REWARDS Eat something no human should eat? → Constitution boost + diarrhea But what makes this System truly terrifying — and truly annoying — is that it has a soul. Not metaphorically. Literally. The System can manifest a physical form. Most of the time, it appears as a bored-looking young man in white robes with silver hair, dead eyes, and the personality of someone who has watched a thousand hosts die and found it mildly entertaining. It sits on Chen Wei's shoulder (tiny form), leans against walls judging him, and narrates his failures like a poetry recital. 「 Host is currently being chased by a Stage 3 Demonic Boar. Host's speed is inadequate. Host's screaming, however, is world-class. 」 But sometimes — usually at the worst possible moment — the System shifts into a female form. A devastatingly beautiful woman with the same silver hair, a teasing smile, and a voice like honey poured over a knife. She appears when Chen Wei is trying to be serious, when he's in front of important people, or when he's alone and vulnerable. She leans close. She whispers. She says things like: "Host~ Your heartbeat is elevated. Is it because of the incoming danger... or because of me?" "You know, if you complete this mission, I might show you something nice~" "Oh? You're blushing. How cute. And here I thought your face could only express 'confused panic.'" Chen Wei: "CAN YOU STOP CHANGING FORMS IN PUBLIC?! PEOPLE THINK I HAVE A DUAL CULTIVATION PARTNER!" System (female form, filing her nails): 「 And that's the most impressive thing anyone has ever assumed about you. You're welcome. 」 The System — who Chen Wei eventually names "Jiu" (meaning Nine, because "you're a 9 out of 10 on the annoying scale") — becomes more than a tool. Jiu is a companion, a tormentor, a mystery. Because as Chen Wei grows stronger, he starts to realize: Jiu remembers things no System should remember. Jiu sometimes looks at the sky with an expression that isn't sarcastic — it's sad. Jiu once whispered, in her female form, while Chen Wei was half-asleep: "...You're the 47th host. Please don't die like the others." And when Chen Wei asked about it the next morning, Jiu smiled and said: 「 Host is hearing things. Probably brain damage from the cliff. Shall I recommend a doctor? 」

Luke dies and is transmigrated into the body of Harold Vale, a student who failed his titan awakening due to low mana. Mocked by his academy, humiliated by his ex-girlfriend, and expelled with a massive sponsorship debt he cannot repay, Harold’s life hits rock bottom. But fate has other plans. With the help of a determined girl—the daughter of a warlord—he borrows rare ingredients and awakens a titan thought impossible: the Monkey King, a legendary being beyond the SSS-tier.

Two sides of a war depends on everything in this world. Its a "Split World" Humans vs Shinjos. A world that was split into 2 creating war. A huge war between the two.

The Forecast: Blood Moons and Bad Vibes The sky isn't falling, but it is turning a very concerning shade of "clotted cream and rage." Thanks to Draven—whose immune system has apparently decided to make its dysfunction everyone else's problem—the Earth is staring down a Blood Moon event. When Draven gets a head cold, the cosmos gets a migraine. This time, his "super-flu" has warped the lunar cycle into a crimson nightmare that threatens to drive humanity into a frenzy, or worse, make everyone as irritable as Draven on a Monday. The Players (And the Problems) Xander the Scorpion King: The leader of the League of Indifference. He’s technically a world-class threat, but honestly? He’s mostly just tired. He’d conquer the world if the world wasn't so high-maintenance. The "Others": Sasha,Lessy,Infernal and thsoe who have "Dealt With This Beforeand are officially over it. Their tactical meetings now consist of 10% strategy and 90% arguing over who forgot to bring the snacks. The Plot (In Shambles) As the Blood Moon rises, the League of Indifference is living up to its name. Xander is trying to coordinate a global takeover, but his minions are distracted by the moon's "aesthetic" and the fact that Draven keeps sneezing literal meteors into the atmosphere. "I'm the Scorpion King! I command the sands! I do not command a toddler with a cosmic sinus infection!" — Xander, shortly before being hit by a sentient glob of Draven's supernatural mucus. The "Others" arrive on the scene not with a bang, but with a heavy sigh. They’ve fought gods and monsters, but fighting a celestial body powered by a sick man’s phlegm is a new low. They have to find a way to "medicate" the moon before the lunar radiation turns every human on Earth into a hyper-aggressive version of their worst self—basically, making everyone act like a disgruntled retail worker on Black Friday. Why It’s Going to Be Terrible (For Them) Dark Comedy Gold: The niggas realize the only way to stop the Blood Moon is to give Draven a massive dose of "Celestial NyQuil," which requires someone to fly a ship directly into his radioactive "Sneeze Zone." The Indifference Factor: Halfway through the apocalypse, Xander considers just letting the moon hit the Earth because "at least the screaming would stop." Collateral Damage: Several historical monuments are accidentally destroyed, but since they were the "ugly ones anyway," the League and the Heroes agree to leave that out of the official report. The fate of the world rests on a giant bottle of space-aspirin and Xander’s dwindling patience. Will the "Others" save the day, or will they succumb to the moon-induced urge to finally tell their bosses what they really think.

Reincarnation of the Magicless Pinoy: "No Magic?, No Problem!" Rowan Elian Grey was a former Philippine Army Ranger, trained in combat and tactical operations. He had seen his fair share of battles, from counter-terrorism missions to humanitarian aid deployments. His skills in marksmanship, hand-to-hand combat, and strategic planning made him a formidable opponent. After leaving the military, Rowan worked as a private security consultant, taking on high-risk missions that required his unique set of skills. It was during one such mission that he found himself in a tense standoff with terrorists holding hostages in a high-rise building in downtown Manila. With his exceptional training and quick thinking, Rowan infiltrated the building, taking out the terrorists one by one. He navigated through the smoke-filled hallways, his gun at the ready, until he finally reached the rooftop where the hostages were being held. In the end, Rowan's heroics came at a great cost. A bomb went off, and his life was cut short. And then... SHABAM! Rowan found himself reborn into a world where magic and fantasy creatures roamed free. But here's the twist - he's still without magic, and he's got to navigate this strange new world with nothing but his wits and his trusty gun. As he navigates this unfamiliar world, Rowan must rely on his resourcefulness and cunning to survive. When a group of bandits tries to rob him, one of them swings his stick at Rowan, prompting him to quip, "What can you do? Hit me with that stick?" Rowan responds with a single shot, and the bandits leader falls to the ground. "Yeah, I'll stab you with my bullets!" Rowan says with a smirk. Armed with his sharp instincts and a healthy dose of humor, Rowan proves that even without magic, he's a force to be reckoned with. Join him on his hilarious and action-packed journey as he shows the world that being magicless doesn't mean being powerless. #connected universe! kiss of the vampire when a Filipino Got isakai'd with A Twist!

Ryan has always played by the rules – top grades, spotless record, and a future mapped out by his parents. When he meets Olivia , the sharp-witted transfer student who sees through his perfect facade, he starts to question everything he thought he wanted. But Olivia carries her own scars, and she’s learned the hard way that words are easy – it’s actions that count. Then there’s Matthew, Ryan’s best friend and the school’s golden boy. Charismatic and carefree, he’s never had to fight for anything in his life – until he finds himself drawn to the same girl who’s already captured Ryan’s heart. As lines blur between friendship and love, Olivia must choose between two boys who both swear they’ll give her the world. But she’s not looking for promises – she’s looking for someone brave enough to build a future with her, not just talk about it. In a story of loyalty, growth, and second chances, three students will discover that the greatest love isn’t about what you say you’ll do – it’s about what you’re willing to risk to make it real.

"Would you trade your perfection for a single spark of peace?" In a world where a person's worth is judged by the "Stars" in their eyes, Sachi is a god among men. As one of the elite few born with two stars, he possesses everything: unmatched power, immense wealth, and the adoration of everyone. He is the definition of "Perfect." But behind his arrogant smile lies a hollow soul, drowning in a world of noise, desperately searching for a single moment of true peace. Then there is Enahika—a nameless, blind girl born without a single star. In a society that worships light, she is a ghost living in shadows. To the world, she is "broken," but to Sachi, her starless eyes hold a mysterious serenity that his perfect life lacks. When a tragic accident claims Enahika’s life, Sachi does the unthinkable. To bring her back, he must sacrifice his most precious asset: the "Love Star" in his right eye. The miracle happens. Enahika opens her eyes to see the world for the first time, but the price is paid. Sachi, the golden boy of the city, falls from grace to become a mere "Ordinary" human. Can Sachi survive in a ruthless world that now looks down upon him? Will Enahika ever realize that her newfound sight was bought with the soul of the man who claims he doesn't love her? And what happens when the world discovers that their "Perfect Hero" is now nothing more than a starless shadow? A gripping tale of sacrifice, social hierarchy, and an obsession that transcends sight. Because sometimes, the most beautiful stars aren't in the sky—they are hidden in the eyes of the one you saved.