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[Warning, this Story HAS R-18 stuff] Leon is a lower-class noble who lost the war of succession to his family's throne, and ended up on the street. Trying to make a living, he decided to become an adventurer, yet, his system only shows one skill. [Sultan's Harem]

"Cole called" Anita sighed "What did he say?" Jerry paused "Remember, His son is my child, He wants to get to know his son" "Meaning?, He wants to see his son?"Jerry yearned for more explanation "He is in Nigeria, He now hides to check on his illegitimate son, the wife is aware and supports him fully" Anita sounded scared "Okay , Anita ... what are you afraid of?" "He wants my son to study abroad, after his secondary school" Anita let out a heavy sigh "Well that's a good thing right?, You can afford that if he helps, you know Dean going to one of the biggest schools" Jerry smirked " Wait! He's rich right?" " Stinkingly!!. But that is not my fear baby, I want to be the one saying that to my son,I mean I raised him to this level" "Anita ,... please make it clear to me" Jerry sighed "Okay Him telling Dean, 'hey son... am your Goddam father', my Dean will hate me, especially when he realises he is the illegitimate one...I would fail my own son"Anita frowned "Okay Anita, let me get this straight,the old man wants to meet his son?".......

Tomorrow, a new chapter in his life would open, but God closed the cover of the book. When he opened his eyes on the First Floor of Hell, he had to face off a whole new reality. All the rules were being rewritten, and he had to pick up the pen if he wanted to get out of here. He had to find those like him and play the role of leadership he had escaped all his life.

They say to be the best you need passion, blood, sweat, and tears. Xia Qi just needs a button. In the golden era of Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, a third name rises from obscurity to break their duopoly. While the world praises his "tactical coldness" and "calm under pressure," the truth is far more absurd: the moment he steps onto the pitch, Xia Qi activates "Auto-Mode" and lets an AI take the wheel. He isn't a stoic genius; he's just a passenger in his own body. Arsene Wenger finds in him the final piece for an invincible Arsenal. Sir Alex Ferguson curses missing out on him. Florentino Pérez is already preparing the checkbook. This is the story of how a Chinese teenager and his "autopilot" rewrote football history, brought glory back to England, and turned a two-man rivalry into a three-way war. Thank you for the support, friends. If you want to read more chapters in advance, go to my Patreon. Read 20 Chapters In Advance: patreon.com/Bankai10

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: “PG” => No One 17 and Under Permitted ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

This novel about the high school to marriage life.it's story is about the girl su zai zai and boy zhang lurang. She’s a little crazy, but she likes me. Since she likes me, for the time being, I will pretend that she isn’t. —— Zhang Lurang Zhang Lurang: “Meeting you was destined, but it was also a reward from heaven.” He passed by her side quietly. The tips of his hair seemed to be dripping, and the hair near his temples stuck to his cheeks. Droplets of water fell drop by drop from his ink-black hair; dyed with his hair color, for a moment, Su Zaizai thought that the water flowing down his hair would be just as black. His eyes were pitch-black, and against his clean pale face, they were especially eye-catching. Su Zaizai looked down at the umbrella in her hand, her eyes a little dazed. Then all of a sudden, the feeling of annoyance overcame her, accompanied by absurd thoughts. He must have done this on purpose, he must have known how attractive he looked. So, he got himself wet in the rain on purpose and passed by her on purpose. It was deliberately done… to seduce her…

Through the Sky Screen’s broadcast, Kaito summons heroes from other worlds and wields strange tools to twist reality itself. With the system he embraces the art of deception—fabricating half-true, half-false futures that even the wisest cannot ignore. Pirates, Marines, and Celestial Dragons alike are forced to accept these visions, no matter how absurd, as if stripped of every defense. In this false future, Buggy the Clown emerges as a nightmare reborn. After twenty years of secret training, his Devil Fruit awakening is said to hold enough power to shatter the Red Line. Former Shichibukai rally to his banner as sworn brothers, and even the Marine’s legendary hero Garp is proclaimed slain at his hands. Behind the laughter hides a vast conspiracy, one that threatens to upend the balance of the world itself.

“Let’s go gambling!” he said. Unaware that his decision to gamble for the first time would become the best decision of his life. The reward that would change his life arrived together with a sound— [Ding!] ......

Caution: This book contains mature content and is intended for matured readers. ***** I knew if he left this room, he'd keep fighting alone until his heart simply gave up. I hated him for it. I hated him for being so difficult, but the thought of him being gone made my stomach turn into a block of ice. My brain went numb. My instincts took over. I stepped in front of the door. My hands were shaking so hard I could barely feel them. I grabbed the hem of my dress. I can't believe I'm doing this for a man I wanted to kill an hour ago, I thought. But whatever was pulling me, didn't care about my anger. In one fast, desperate motion, I pulled the dress over my head and let it drop. The cold air hit my bare skin, making my nipples turn into hard, sensitive pebbles instantly. I stood there, completely naked, my heart hammering so loud it echoed in my ears. Oh! Moon Goddess, just end me already. **** She was too weak to stand beside him. And his heart already belonged to another. Azura Moryn knows the rules of the Crescent Moon Pack:power is everything, and without it, you are nothing. Rankless and orphaned, she has survived on the edges by being invisible. But invisibility is not weakness, it’s a choice. Behind her quiet exterior is a resilient spirit, a surprising bravery, and a clumsy, lovable heart that refuses to be crushed, even when the odds are impossible. Rhydor Drakemire has everything. Alpha of the Crescent Moon Pack, feared and respected. Groomed for greatness. And deeply in love with the woman he plans to make his Luna. So when fate makes Azura his mate, the choice is simple. He rejects her. A weakling has no place beside an Alpha. And he refuses to give up the woman he loves. The bond should have shattered. Instead, something ancient awakens. Forbidden magic stirs beneath the pack lands. Golden light erupts. Pain tears through them both. And when they wake, the world is wrong. Azura opens her eyes inside the Alpha’s body, strong, powerful, untouchable. Rhydor wakes in hers, powerless, scorned, and unseen. Now their souls switch without warning, trapping them in each other’s skin while enemies circle closer and the pack begins to fracture. Every secret they uncover changes what they thought they knew, about strength, about weakness, about each other. And beyond the pack borders, a brutal Alpha King rises, draining Lunas and hunting power in his obsession with immortality. Old prophecies resurface. Whispers spread of a truth long buried: Only a female Alpha can bring him down. As forbidden magic stirs and betrayal creeps closer than loyalty, an ancient legacy refuses to stay buried any longer. Azura is about to learn the truth of her own blood. And the mate Rhydor rejected may be the one fate chose to change everything. Some bonds are broken by pride. Some curses are written in blood. And some destinies can only be uncovered…

I had a shitty life, like the rest of the 7 Billion people on this miserable planet. But I was finally achieving my dreams, I was finally getting what I wanted. But what's that in the air? Now I'm in Harry Potter? Why the Hell are my eyes so attractive? Additional Tag: Male MC, AU, Genderbender [I'll also be publishing this on Royalroad] [This is going through a rewrite, if you've read to the latest chapters consider checking out my other stories till then.] _________________________________________________ Author: This is my second book. The MC's personality will be similar to Gojo from JJK. I Do not own HP or JJK just my own characters. The world is heavily AU, I've a lot of plotlines that might seem a bit chaotic at first but there's a lot of lore that I've made for this AU and i hope the readers enjoy it. The update schedule for the novel is a bit hectic for the time being due to various reasons including me having a Broken hand and one of my relatives being in the Hospital, i hope the readers be a bit lenient considering the circumstances. If you wish to support my work, consider joining my Patreön to do so while receiving Early content. Patrèon.com/Ashara

A man finds himself in the body of Admiral Chan’s son from Avatar: The Last Airbender. This is the story of how the Hundred Year War might have ended if an otherwise insignificant man had been taken over by someone else—someone with foreknowledge and a different perspective on the situation. Expect a story shaped by militarism, loyalty, bias, and a far less flattering view of the original series’ protagonist. --- This is a translation! Original author: “Sedrik&Rakot”

Uchiha Fugaku tried loyalty. They called him a traitor. Uchiha Shisui tried sacrifice. They stole his eyes. Uchiha Itachi tried obedience. They made him a murderer. Uchiha Ren tried none of these things. And that makes him the most dangerous person in Konoha. What would you do if you knew your entire family would be murdered in ten years? Would you run? Would you beg? Would you fight? Uchiha Ren did something worse. He planned.

Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen. “Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...” A sudden shadow loomed over her. “What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked. She blinked up… and froze. Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile. “Let’s have ours,” he said. Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited. … Ours? OURS?! Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave. Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain. *** Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent. Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them. “D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.” The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly. And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle. Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him. Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic. “I… I…” Her voice cracked. Okay, new problem… the snake is hot. She squeezed her eyes shut. “If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.” *** One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might. Boom! The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated. The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation. But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat. The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius. Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated... "Binding with host…" "Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world." Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate. If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.

Someone put a bullet in my head. Joke's on them — it activated my system. Now I'm Tony Stark's forgotten twin brother with super strength, regeneration, and an adamantium skeleton. I fly faster than his suits. I hit harder than his missiles. And my motorcycle just turned into a woman with serious attitude problems. Obadiah wants us dead? He's decorating the sidewalk. S.H.I.E.L.D. wants to recruit me? I lead or I walk. They called me the useless playboy. Wait till they see what I unlock tomorrow.

Peter Parker is not a guy from another world who woke up in someone else's body and decided to play superhero with a cheat sheet. He is Peter Benjamin Parker — fifteen, Queens, New York, completely and entirely himself. He has always been himself. It's just that sometimes, in the back of his brain, there's an archive that shouldn't be there. Not memories, exactly. More like echoes. Fragments of a life he didn't live in this universe The genre conventions, the recurring tragedies, the cast of characters who are supposed to show up and what they're supposed to do when they get there. The problem is that this universe doesn't follow any blueprint he recognizes. This isn't 616. It's not the MCU. It's not any specific continuity from anything he half-remembers — it's a new creation, running on its own logic, diverging from canon in ways that catch him off-guard when he's already committed to a plan. His foreknowledge is real. It's also fragmented, unreliable, and occasionally catastrophically wrong. He can be surprised. He can miscalculate. He can almost die. more available at : [email protected]/goldengaruda

Rodriguez Finn transmigrates into One Piece 45 years before the main story. But the story began 19 years after he was bor, 4 years before Roger's execution. With the Press Press Fruit and relentless training, he rises through the Marine ranks while reshaping history itself. His actions ignite a new Marine era and alter countless fates. In the future, his journey will expand into a multiverse adventure across other anime worlds. support me at [email protected]/GoldenGaruda You'll get early access to over 50 chapters

A crossover fanfiction merging Marvel, Wanted, John Wick, and more. After killing Sloan and destroying the Loom of Fate, Smith Doyle becomes the new leader of the Fraternity. Raised inside the organization, he wields a Dragon Ball Z Dokkan Battle System. With the Dragon Balls active in this world, Shenron's wishes will grant him 3 draw for Character Templete, Item and Partner From DB World. Support me at [email protected]/GoldenGaruda You'll get early access to over 50 chapters

Jiro was just scrolling through some Naruto clips before bed, unaware that every edit was being simultaneously transmitted across all timelines of the Shinobi World. Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't bear to watch the replay of his own life. The Uchiha clan discovered their future of annihilation. Madara Uchiha fell silent as he watched "The Truth of the Infinite Tsukuyomi." Namikaze Minato trembled and wept as he read "The Life of Naruto." Naruto Uzumaki learned to form Rasengan ahead of time. Orochimaru, meanwhile, fell into deep contemplation while watching "The Complete Collection of Failed Immortality Experiments." When Jiro finally edited together his own imagined "Perfect Naruto Ending," the history of the entire Shinobi World veered irrevocably toward an unknown point of divergence.

They called him a demon. They spat on him in the streets. They let him eat alone for twelve years. And when the Heavenly Screen flashed across the sky—showing Naruto Uzumaki as the man who would end everything—the first thing he whispered wasn't rage or vengeance. It was: "Why didn't anyone tell me my parents died for me?" This isn't a story about a hero turning evil. It's about a boy who loved too hard in a world that only taught him how to bleed. And when the screen revealed everything Konoha buried—the lies, the cover-ups, the bodies in the basement—Naruto didn't become a monster. He just stopped pretending to be their hero.

Thousands of years in the distant past, humanity faced a threat unlike anything they had ever witnessed. Creatures known as entities roamed the ancient lands, leaving nothing but destruction in their wake as they attacked civilization after civilization, each one lacking the strength and power to oppose the rampaging monsters. From the stacking tragedies emerged the Ancient Symbols, a group of mighty individuals led by one of history’s most renowned figures — the Realm God. Together, they united to form the World Anomaly Hunting Organization, uniting the early world of entities under a single government. Millenia passed before the WAHO plunged into instability, eventually overwhelmed by entities 700 years ago and returning the world to chaos. The three-year timespan between the WAHO’s fall and the next formation of a new hunting organization was known as Anomaly Doomsday — a time where nobody — not even the remnants of the WAHO, could restore order. That was until 697 years ago, when the Nahatan Federal Anomaly Hunting Organization (later changed to the Nahatan Federal Entity Hunting Organization to match modern terminology) formed, followed by hundreds of others such as the AOES (Anatan Organization of Entity Suppression, 690 years ago) and the AEP (Animare Entity Pact, 472 years ago). Together, these country-bound organizations restored order to the world and grew, bringing yet another period of stability in what is known as the Present Day.