comedy

I was the Stormveil Sovereign once—untouchable, unbreakable, until I lost everything because I refused to let anyone stand beside me. Now I’ve woken up in this pathetic, crumbling shell of a sect called Ashen Drift, surrounded by a bunch of laughingstock kids who can barely throw a punch. "Fine." If the world wants to call us trash again, I’ll drag every last one of them up with me until the name Ashen Sovereign burns brighter than it ever did before.

The "Chosen One" tried to debate ethics with the Final Boss. The result? Humanity was wiped out. I was the F-Rank porter who watched it happen. Then, I woke up twenty years in the past; ten minutes before the apocalypse began. I looked at the naive young Hero standing next to me. I didn't join his party. I stabbed him in the throat. [System: You have killed the Protagonist.] [Reward: SSS-Rank Trait "The Usurper" Acquired.] [Passive: Absolute 100% Drop Rate.] Now, the destiny of the world is mine. I don't grind. I take. Touch a Grand Mage? Skill Copied. Kill a Dragon? Talents Absorbed. Save the Princess? Only if she can afford the subscription fee. While the world panics, I’m fusing prohibited skills and privatizing the dungeons. I’m not here to save the world. I’m here to loot it. [Add to Library to join the harvest.] ———————————————————— A chapter per day at 9 pm Singaporean time with 1.5k minimum word count per chapter. I needed to fix my paragraph spacing. I guess copy and paste from Google docs doesn't work as intended. Working onwards chaps 20+.

Reborn as a nameless girl in the world of One Piece, she only wished for a quiet, ordinary life. But the age would never allow it. Born in the turbulent years before Roger’s execution, she was swept into an era ruled by pirates, rumors, and blood. Slavers, criminals, whispers of betrayal, and the stench of violence followed her through her childhood. She did not break. She learned to endure. And one day, she became the user of the Paper-Paper Fruit. As she travels across the seas, she discovers the one thing that truly belongs to her— writing. With a pen in one hand and Devil Fruit power in the other, she begins to record the world as it truly is—its cruelty, its beauty, its lies, and its dreams. Her words spread across the seas. And without realizing it, so does her influence. This is not the story of a chosen hero. It is the long journey of a wandering girl who survives the Great Pirate Era by turning life itself into literature— and leaving behind a legacy powerful enough to shake the seas themselves. “I will become a great writer!”

Two worlds. Two Narutos. One village that made the same mistake twice. In one world, Naruto Uzumaki grows up smiling through hatred, chasing recognition, and believing in the Will of Fire. In another, he doesn’t. Watched by a mysterious comparison system, the shinobi world witnesses two versions of the same child— one who endures in ignorance, and one who awakens early, observes silently, and learns the truth far too soon. This Naruto doesn’t cry for acceptance. He questions kindness, tests malice, and understands that ideals are often used as chains. As Kage, legends, and entire villages react in real time, buried secrets surface— about Konoha, about the Hokage, and about what the Will of Fire truly demands. When survival replaces faith, when warmth comes from strangers rather than a village, and when power is no longer tied to gratitude— the world must face an uncomfortable question: If the Will of Fire was truly righteous… why did it need so many lies to protect it?

“Garp trained monsters. This one broke the rules.” Raifeng was reborn into the One Piece world and planned to live quietly. That plan ended the day he learned three things: his father is Monkey D. Dragon, his grandfather is Garp, and a Daily Sign-In System finally activated after seven years. His first sign-in gave him Conqueror’s Haki. Garp throws him into hell training. Raifeng finishes adapting in half an hour. Beasts collapse. Training breaks. Even Garp starts questioning what he’s looking at. This isn’t a genius growth story. This is what happens when Garp meets a kid he can’t train. And the worst part? Raifeng hasn’t even started yet.

I stood there the day Madara chose Hashirama over his own clan. Watched him trade a thousand years of Uchiha blood for a handshake and a dream. And I realized— This man would rather die for peace than live for his people. So I walked. Not out of fear. Not out of weakness. But because someone had to remember what it meant to be Uchiha before we became Konoha's problem children. Now my village pays its shinobi before missions—not after they bleed. My ANBU don't break civilians with batons—they break supply lines with contracts. And when Kumogakure's Raikage marched ten thousand men toward my borders? I didn't deploy a single ninja. I just leaked one rumor to the right merchant guild. Three days later, their soldiers mutinied over empty pay pouches. You can't fight an army when your own treasury's been hollowed out by flower speculation. Welcome to the shinobi world's first hostile takeover. Bring your wallet. Leave your pride.

He’s not the chosen one. He’s the one who knows how the story ends. After a lifetime spent at the peak of Mount Silver, the legendary trainer Red awakens to a terrifying truth: his world is a game. His victories, his Pokémon, even his memories—all just lines of code. And when he finally breaks free, he doesn’t find freedom. He finds Ash Ketchum. Now trapped as a ghost in the body of the most hopeless rookie in Kanto, Red must watch as Ash stumbles toward a destiny he’s already lived. He’s not here to be a spectator. He’s here to change the script. Because if the game won’t let him win—he’ll break the rules. And this time, the hero won’t be playing alone. This fic is a blend of comedy and adventure. Feels like something a fan would share with a friend.

Hyūga Gin won the loser's lottery: a dud Byakugan, a slave seal, and a dead father. All he wanted was to be left alone. The universe called him bluff. It gave him a system that runs on lies, then dropped him in front of Orochimaru—a man who’d trade his own soul for the right secret. Now, Gin’s selling heaven to a snake and performing as the perfect son for a grieving Hokage. His goal isn’t to become a hero or a villain. It’s to keep his story straight long enough to steal a god’s body and retire before anyone notices the world’s a lie he wrote. But the best lies are the ones you start to believe yourself. And as Ōtsutsuki power floods his veins, a haunting question remains: Is he the genius puppeteer, or just the most convincing puppet in his own show? The final act is coming. And in a world built on his deception, the only thing more dangerous than exposure is success.

Uchiha by blood. Owl by choice. Uchiha Sogetsu isn’t a prodigy. He’s the kid nobody bothers to remember—until the Owl mask goes on. As ANBU, he treats the Chūnin Exams like a SERE course and the other villages like case studies in fear. Yamanaka mind probes find nothing but calm blue sky. That’s fine. The real storm stays hidden. When Black Zetsu pulls him toward Naka Shrine and the Forest of Death, Sogetsu meets what’s left of Uchiha Madara and hears the sales pitch for the Moon’s Eye Plan. He declines—and cheats fate instead, using self-hypnosis and a wish-forging genjutsu to open his Mangekyō without killing a single loved one. With dragon-scale defenses, wind-carved blades, and an Uchiha’s stubbornness, Sogetsu starts to rearrange the board: outfox Hiruzen, declaw Danzō, tug at Akatsuki’s threads, and drag his clan away from the slaughter they can’t see coming. This isn’t a “scream and spam fireballs” Uchiha. This is the Owl in the rafters, thinking three moves ahead.

No talent, no destiny—just a boy who refuses to lose. Ash planned for a normal adventure. Then a legendary bird chose him, chaos followed him, and every villain in Kanto suddenly decided he was worth targeting. His team doesn’t help: a Gyarados who picks fights for fun, a ghost who thinks pranks count as training, and a Pikachu whose idea of “light practice” leaves craters. But somehow, with a bit of luck and a lot of determination, this “average” boy keeps breaking expectations— and occasionally the battlefield. If Kanto needs a hero, it’s getting one… just not the kind anyone prepared for.

Because of a five-gold ten-pull in a gacha draw, Jiang Yan’s vision went black—and when he came to, he found himself in *Teyvat, thousands of years in the past, during the age of the **Archon War*. Just as Jiang Yan was despairing that he might never get the chance to be close with his beloved waifus, a *Treasure-Seeking System* descended upon him! As long as he opened a treasure chest in Teyvat, the loot inside would come from countless worlds across the heavens! When Jiang Yan turned his gaze to the rare chest perched upon a nearby cliff, he opened it for the first time—and obtained *Wood Release* from the world of Naruto! And so began Jiang Yan’s days of cultivating the land across Teyvat. Later, he even forged a contract with *Morax, becoming the foremost **Adeptus of Liyue, known as the **Wood Spirit Lord*, and witnessed the rise of Liyue itself. In the eyes of the people of Liyue, he was a gentle, benevolent immortal who cared deeply for the common folk. But in the eyes of the six neighboring nations, he was a bandit, a demon—Liyue’s Grand Steward who would summon colossal Buddhas to plunder their lands at will. > “What do you mean plunder? That’s slander! I—”

Ash is about to challenge the Silver Conference, aiming for his very first League Championship as he takes his first steps toward becoming the greatest Trainer of all time! The Legendary Recap descends upon the world! 【Legendary Trainers’ Masters Eight—Clash at the Peak!】 【Into the Semifinals! Iron Tail? Beast Slayer! The strike that carves out victory!】 【Marching into the Finals! Never backing down—this is the spirit of Mega Lucario!】 【Full Power Unleashed! The strongest rookie versus the strongest Champion!】 【Dazzling Finale! Ten Million Volt Thunderbolt VS Infernal Blaze! The birth of the ultimate Champion!】 By the time the Masters Eight Recap ended, the entire world was in shock— The strongest Champion, Leon, had actually lost to Ash and Pikachu! And after that… 【Chosen and one-of-a-kind! The Rainbow Wing, the birth of the Rainbow Hero!】 【Go, Greninja! The power of bonds bursts forth!】 【A mortal body against a god! Pikachu VS Tapu Koko—Ash is the Champion!】 … As the recaps continued, the whole world gradually came to understand— why this seemingly ordinary boy was able to defeat the strongest Champion of that era, Leon. He is Ash!

He doesn’t follow Teyvat’s rules. He breaks them. No Vision. No allegiance. Power that shouldn’t exist. From Mondstadt’s collapsing skies to the Abyss moving in the dark, every crisis escalates the moment Kaito steps in. The Archons notice—because he isn’t supposed to exist. Gods watch. Factions panic. The world’s rules begin to crack. This isn’t a journey across Teyvat. It’s the rise of the secret the Archons have been hiding.

“He only wanted to survive. The sea decided he’d become a legend instead.” Arakaki Jin is a low-ranking marine in the East Blue with one simple goal: stay alive in a world ruled by Devil Fruits, warlords, and crazy pirates. But his terror of death keeps pushing his body and instincts past their limits—awakening sharp battle sense and Haki that turn sure defeats into shocking victories. Rumors begin to spread of a marine who survives every impossible mission, a ghost who walks out of battlefields soaked in smoke and seawater. Before Jin can slip back into obscurity, the name “White Ghost of the Seas” starts to follow him—whether he wants it or not.

[WSA 2026 Entry] ____ Dustin Walters WAS a coward. He'll be the first to admit it. When life got hard, he ran. When his sister went missing, he ran. When the gang he tried to steal away their 'customers' from caught him mid-negotiation, he tried to run; but this time, he didn't make it. Beaten, broken, and bleeding out in an alley, Dustin whispered his last words: "I hope the world gets destroyed. It caused me a lot of pain." He meant it as... a joke. The universe did not. [Ding! Your dying wish has been granted!] Resurrected moments before the apocalypse he accidentally caused, Dustin's eyes met the sight of... [Ding! Daily Sign-in system initializing...] "A system?" [Ding! 10x Multiplier system initializing...] "Two systems??" [Ding! Leveling System initializing...] "Great. What a shocker. Three systems." Now he's stuck in a monster-infested hellscape of his own making, armed with nothing but a steel pipe, triple cheats, and the burning desire to stop running for once in his miserable life. The world ended because of him, and now he has to survive it while slowly ascending to the position of a 'guardian,' something that the universe itself calls him. ___ Here's a confusing question. How on Earth did someone who had been a 'coward' all his life ascend to become a god? GOALS, GOALS, GOALS: 25 POWER STONES = 2 EXTRA CHAP PER WEEK 50 POWER STONES = 4 EXTRA CHAP PER WEEK 100 POWER STONES = 8 EXTRA CHAP PER WEEK

Ken Kaneki is back. The Forbidden Zone is his hunting ground. The Will of Blue Star opens the Divine Domain: Forbidden Zone—a live-streamed death game where resources manifest 100× back home, and a competitor’s death can cut their nation’s future in half. But Adrian Vale isn’t just a “student.” He is Ken Kaneki now—a ghoul with an appetite he can’t silence. Paired with the icy swordswoman Raven Shaw, he steps into a desert of monsters, chests, and blood-soaked points. Nations issue kill orders. Beasts become food. And every reward pushes them further from “human.” Because in the Forbidden Zone… the most terrifying creature might be the one wearing a human face.

Horrible Accident? Check Otherworldly Soul Yeeting? Check Taking over some schmuck's body who died around the same time? Check Unable to cultivate because the aforementioned schmuck's constitution is all messed up? Double Check In the world of Valresta where the great and powerful cultivate an energy called aether to get to where they are, Zhen Liu (Thomas Lee) is physically unable to despite having the qualities to do so. But due to a twist of fate, Zhen Liu is given the ability to create kaijin, strange and monstrous warriors to fight in his stead. By using this world's laws combined with his knowledge of Earth, watch as Zhen Liu stands above the so-called aether saints to become the one and only kaijin lord! "What the hell is a train"?! "Something that's about to kick your butt. Get him"! "Yes my lord"! Cover art done by JacKLYart on Twitter My Twitter: https://twitter.com/MajorMizako?t=23kOezglRcDjEUKcmpZQiA&s=09

He wasn’t supposed to exist. He wasn’t supposed to come back. But destiny had other plans — terrible, sphincter-tightening plans. Through the rift of time and chakra, Namikaze Raimon, elder brother of the Fourth Hokage, reemerges from legend. Once whispered about in fear as “The Wind of Pain and Thunder of Shame”, he now walks again among the living — thanks to Orochimaru’s poor decision-making during the Chūnin Exams. Entire villages tremble. Mountains crumble. Medical nin stock up on ointment. Raimon: “Those who do not learn from their hemorrhoids… are doomed to feel them again.” Raimon: “Feel… true rectal pain.” Raimon: “Sometimes, to know peace… one must first know clenching.” Armed with the forbidden technique — Fūton Raiton: Sen-nen no Karyū Raiten Denkō Supairaru Doriru! (“Wind–Lightning Style: Thousand-Year Fire Dragon Thunderclap Spiral Drill!”) — Raimon strikes faster than the eye can follow… and always from the worst possible angle. Ohnoki will never sit the same again. Tobirama wishes Edo Tensei had a “do not resurrect” clause. Even the Raikage fears the drill that flashes twice. As nations unite against him, one truth becomes clear: Raimon: “I will make the world understand… the meaning of pain… and the importance of sitting cushions.” The Rectum Ripper has returned. And this time… no one’s behind is safe. *** ko-fi.com/shunsuke_uchiha

After completing his cycle of missions assigned by the System, Gu Chen was ready to finally enjoy a peaceful life in Teyvat. But just then— the Exposure System descended upon the world! As the “Past Life” series began to be revealed one after another, Teyvat was thrown into chaos. Emotions flared. Hearts broke. The harem battlefield had begun— and even Gu Chen himself couldn’t hold it together anymore! Raiden Ei: “I’ve already lost my sister... I can’t lose you too!” Yae Miko: “You promised to write me a light novel! You haven’t even finished it yet—how could you die now?! If souls truly reincarnate, I’d wait for you... even if it takes the rest of my life!” Rukkhadevata: “The world may forget me—but I refuse to forget you. This memory is too precious for me to ever let it go.” Lumine: “If you want to fight for him, you’d better have the credentials! I’m from Episode One—I’m the main wife, got it?!” Furina: “No room for me in your house? Disgusting. Verdict: Death! Immediate execution!!!”

Follow Su Hang, a rising talent whose dazzling goals and fearless play rock Europe’s biggest stages. From triumphs to career-threatening setbacks, his journey is a fight against rivals, doubts, and his own limits. Can he become a true legend in Real Madrid’s white? “Hold it. I haven’t even stepped on the pitch. How’s the loss on me?” “In sport, being bad is a sin.” “If you lose, own it.” “What did you just say? You think I’m definitely getting fired, don’t you?” “You’re finished, kid! I don’t care how much money your father throws at this club—you’re garbage!” “Every time we lose, someone in here gets fed to the wolves?” “When Makélélé left last summer, didn’t you see this coming? Whose fault is that?” “Do you dare call out Florentino? No—you don’t!” … The locker room fell silent. Even Zidane raised an eyebrow—this kid had guts. Queiroz, shaking with rage, finally snapped: “Su Hang, get ready to go on!” Su Hang froze. Wait… what? Queiroz smirked. “What? Scared already? If you don’t dare, then apologize—and write me ten thousand words while you’re at it.” Su Hang ripped off his vest and hurled it to the ground. “Fine! I’ll play! Worst case, we all go down together!” And that’s how the story begins.