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[WARNING: MATURE EXPLICIT CONTENT R18] Mike Hawk was a menace, wearing his reputation like a finely tailored suit. But that name? It was the latest in a long line of aliases—the final one he would ever require. Before adopting the name Mike Hawk, he was known as El Sombra, a figure of dread in the blood-soaked alleys of Cardera—a shadow draining cartels dry before dawn. Prior to that, he operated under the alias Jin Mao in the underground markets of Suhen—a man whose cruelty was executed with such precision that powerful individuals not only lost their thrones but also their lives. They forgot they had ever occupied one. Before those identities, there was yet another name, another country, and yet another government left grappling with a cold case and the quiet shame of being outmaneuvered by one man wielding no army and showing no mercy. Caught. Jailed. Released. Renamed. Repeated. Until the United States of Erosyne buried him so deep that they believed it was permanent. But it wasn’t. Five years later, he emerged—leaner, quieter, and far more dangerous than anything they had ever contained. He required one final name. Something pristine. Something that no database on earth would ever recognize. Mike Hawk. The moment his boots hit Erosyne's pavement, reality glitched. [Dominance Authority System — Initialized.] [Objective: Claim desire from every woman who crosses your path.] The deeper the longing—housewives, girlfriends, sheltered girls who had never encountered a man like him—the stronger he became. Power, wealth, and influence followed him, as luck itself seemed to bend in his favor. Mike didn't call it a blessing. He called it leverage. Armed with the cold intelligence of a man who had outmaneuvered governments across four continents and navigated a system that rewarded every boundary he crossed, Mike Hawk didn’t start over. He simply resumed. Seduction replaced aggression. Patience replaced recklessness. And wherever he walked, desire followed like a shadow that belonged to someone else. Crime lords sensed their empires eroding from unseen sources. Politicians burdened by secrets became anxious without understanding the cause. Women who had dedicated years to constructing barriers found themselves unexpectedly unlocking doors. Yet Mike never pretended to be anything apart from what he was. "Rehabilitated?" he'd smirk. "I've been running circles around empires since before this country knew my name. Prison just gave me time to think of more fucked up things I could do soon." As fortunes crumbled under whispered promises and women who seemingly had it all surrendered willingly, Mike Hawk emerged—not as a redemption arc nor as a cautionary tale. But as a phenomenon, Erosyne had never been forewarned about: 'A phantom with a hundred pasts and one very deliberate future.' Every country thought they had seen the last of him. The United States of Erosyne doesn't even know it's already his. --------------------------- [LOTS OF IMMERSIVE SMUTS SCENES WITHOUT REPETITIVE!] [NO NETORARE! NO YURI! ] [STRONG NETORI AND SMART MC] What to expect: No NTR, No Yuri, No Yandere/Tsundere, A lot of Netori where MC steals someone's girl, PURE EVIL MC, and LARGE harem MC is not a simp as well Tags: R-18 | Mature | Adult | Smut | Large | Impregnation | Harem | Ecchi | Hentai | NSFW | Netori | Blowjob | Anal | Sex | Threesome | Foursome | Moresome | Hardcore | Feet | Thicc | Milf | Gilf | Virgin | Choking | Out doors | Humiliation | Nymph| Bdsm | Fetish | Blackmail| Action | Handsome MC | Overpowered and Smart MC | Pure Villain | Comedy | Dark | and many more... Discord: https://discord.gg/fD38nPykq7

You know the drill, a medical student was watching the finale episode of Pokemon. "Man can't believe it's finally over. Looking at his clock, Shoot I'm going to be late." But our protagonist met our old friend Truck-kun due to a change in destiny. "At least things aren't so bad I get to start my Journey, wait why am I Ash, Why is almost everything and everyone different, and why is this world so much harder than the original?!" Additional Tags: Maybe-Harem, Not stupid MC, multiple plot lines, Random decisions from dice rolls No dead pokemon parts to increase strength No potential stuff Only training methods and bond ________________________ So hey, this is my first fanfic, Please don't murder me, secondly, this is an AU with anime, games, and manga elements, with a bit of the novel. Earlier chapters are ruff, but I think the later ones get better. Also if you have a complaint, Idea, criticism, or whatever, fell free to say it I love reading feedback from you all

Adrian Cole was having a perfectly normal bad day. His job was draining, his rent was due, and the only thing he inherited from a distant relative was a cheap storage unit filled with junk. Or so he thought. Hidden inside was something impossible - an ancient stone archway that should not exist. When Adrian touches it, the door doesn't open. It fuses with him. Moments later, he finds himself standing in a vast and dangerous world called Eryndor, where monsters roam ancient forests and magic saturates the air itself. But Adrian didn't just arrive. Something inside him changed. A strange core now beats within his chest - a living structure that absorbs magic, adapts, and grows stronger with every battle. Fire spells become fuel. Monster attacks become power. Even the very mana of the world bends and reshapes itself inside him. The problem? Adrian isn't a hero. He's a sarcastic office worker who just wanted to pay rent. Now monsters hesitate when he walks by. Ancient forces begin to notice him. And the world may have just awakened something far older than magic itself. Something primordial. And unfortunately for everyone involved... it has a very dry sense of humor.

[Horror Game Developer : My games really aren't that scary!] I hate horror. From the skittering sounds of footsteps racing behind me, to the soft yet unnervingly cold whispers curling around my ears... All of it. I hate it. So much so that I start puking whenever I reach a certain threshold. And yet, I am a Horror Game Developer. A crappy one at that. So, given my lack of ability, I decided to quit. And yet... [Congratulations, you've been selected for the Horror Game Developer System!] Nope, I don't want it. Let me quit. ※ Note : Your world might experience some changes. But don't worry! It's part of the game! *** This is a story about a game developer who hates horror, but has no choice but to develop games scary enough to traumatize people. You want to curse me for making you piss your pants? If that's the case, who do I curse? *** An SCP inspired story with its own twist! Discord : https://discord.gg/FK7ZQU3b9p

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A man finds himself in the body of Admiral Chan’s son from Avatar: The Last Airbender. This is the story of how the Hundred Year War might have ended if an otherwise insignificant man had been taken over by someone else—someone with foreknowledge and a different perspective on the situation. Expect a story shaped by militarism, loyalty, bias, and a far less flattering view of the original series’ protagonist. --- This is a translation! Original author: “Sedrik&Rakot”

Scott spent most of his life on the battlefield, fighting and killing without end. But everything changed when he started a family, leading him to abandon his life as a soldier in pursuit of happiness. However, the very military he once served with unwavering loyalty betrayed him, brutally ending both him and his family. Losing everything he held dear, Scott thought it was the end. But fate had other plans. Granted a second chance in the world of his favorite series and armed with the system from the Solo Leveling universe Scott now faces a new challenge. Will he seize this opportunity to build a better life, or will he perish once more in a world fraught with danger?

Gray Kyojin, a troubled teen lost in his own self-doubt, succumbs to the overwhelming pressure moving forward and attempts to take his own life. But instead of death, he’s thrust into another world—a second chance at life. Yet, his journey is far from easy. Confronted by villains, monsters, and forces that threaten to corrupt everything, Gray must rise, fall, and learn through every struggle. Though he dreams of becoming a hero, the road is long, and even with a third chance at life, Gray isn't perfect. Through every victory and defeat, he must find the strength to move forward—learning what it truly means to be a hero in a world that isn't kind to those who falter.

In his previous life, Qian Renshang witnessed his mother being humiliated by a village bully and, in a fit of rage, perished alongside him!    In this life, Qian Renshang transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, becoming Bibi Dong's son and Qian Renxue's younger brother!    On the day of his birth, Bibi Dong named him Qian Renshang, meaning someone destined to die young!    To spite Qian Xunji, Bibi Dong forcibly kept him by her side to care for him for three years!    He, who cherished family ties, believed that as long as he wholeheartedly treated his family well, he would gain their affection, but all he received in return was escalation!    On Bibi Dong's birthday, he meticulously prepared a birthday cake for her, only to have it ruthlessly knocked over and mocked by Qian Renxue!    Qian Renshang gained an emotional system, sensing extreme suicidal emotions and unexpectedly awakening the Golden Dragon King bloodline!   Heartbroken and disillusioned, he finally decided to leave the Spirit Hall. After an unknown amount of time, he arrived at...

Qian Yu transmigrates to the Douluo Continent, becoming Qian Xunji's distant nephew. Awakening his twelve-winged angel martial soul, he is unparalleled in the world! To win him over, Qian Xunji arranges a marriage between him and Bibi Dong, resulting in their daughter, Qian Renxue. For decades after their marriage, Qian Yu dedicates himself to helping her ascend to the Pope's throne, offering various forms of assistance and protection. However, Bibi Dong never forgets Yu Xiaogang, using the Qian family's resources to curry favor with him, all for the sake of getting his attention! After ascending to the Pope's throne, Bibi Dong, feeling her power growing, becomes even more arrogant! At this time, during the Battle of Jialing Pass, Bibi Dong attempts a secret rendezvous with Yu Xiaogang! Having wasted years of effort, Qian Yu decisively divorces her! Unbeknownst to Bibi Dong, her husband, whom she has never truly acknowledged, has long since reached the level of a demigod! His secretly established Jixia Academy has already spread throughout the continent! At this moment, the heavens descend, revealing the rankings of the various Douluo Continent lists! [Martial Soul Ranking], [Power Ranking]... Wu Zetian, Haiyue, Gongsun Li, Li Bai, Mozi, Sikong Zhen... one by one they surfaced! ...[Power Ranking: First Place, Jixia Academy, Dean Qian Yu!]... When the secret was revealed, the entire Douluo Continent was shaken! Tang San: I have twin martial souls, and I can't even get into the top ten?! Shui Bing'er: Why are all the people on the list from Jixia Academy? Qian Renxue: The number one on the list is my father? Yu Xiaogang: Impossible, how could my theory be wrong? I'm not a waste?! Bibi Dong was stripped of everything, and Yu Xiaogang's reputation as a waste resounded throughout the continent. Looking at Qian Yu surrounded by women, Bibi Dong was filled with regret and knelt down on the spot: Husband, can you... Forgive me?

Sindeous, the Lord of Sin, is a Lord Guard of the Fourth Major Quadrant. For five hundred years he's faced countless enemies, laid waste to entire galactic armies, defeated the best warriors the universe has had to offer, and has never allowed anyone to pass beyond his gate. Gate Four has been the most sought after of all, a means of escaping galaxies which have been warring for thousands of years. Sindeous, one of few survivors of a near extinct species, has seen it all, done it all, however a mysterious encounter shuts down his gate. A seemingly harmless hermit disrupts Gate Four's gravity field, endangering the most habitable planets among the stars. In a universe where everything seems to be made of cardboard, Sindeous must find the crone who sabotaged his legacy and prevent escalating warfare among the other major quadrants. Among all the great races, beings with power beyond imagining, Sindeous must form alliances, change the course of galactic campaigns, or just try to hold a conversation with the current age's mortals. Nothing a fabled Lord Guard shouldn't be able to handle. Who dares stands in his way will be fodder, so long as the Fourth Quadrant remains in danger. *Guardians of the Galaxy meets DBZ

Lord Long Xiao, one of the Five Holy Gods and also the newly appointed god overseeing mortal cultivation, had descended to the realms for "research"... or so he claimed. The real reason? To avoid participating in the Gods' Contest, an annual divine competition where gods of various philosophies clashed to determine whose path reigned supreme. Long Xiao never asked for this job. One minute, he was assisting our heavenly therapist while avoiding divine mail. The next, his dearest friends signed him up to replace the wounded Lord Haoyu, former overseer of human cultivation, now in seclusion recovering from a match with Ares, god of war. Naturally, Long Xiao did what any responsible god would do: he ran. Well, “descended for divine research,” as he put it. While the other gods clashed in the annual Gods’ Contest, Long Xiao rode his phoenix into the Twelve Realms, well rode his cloud to be exact. Seeking enlightenment, peace, stories, and perhaps, definitely not intentionally, an escape from his new responsibilities. What he finds instead? A prophecy unraveling. Two prodigies born under the return of the Scarlet Horizon: Xu Lianhua, chaos incarnate with a quick tongue and quicker fingers, running an empire under the guise of an inn. Mo Zeyan, the Wind Sect’s crown prince, graceful as a sword stroke and faster than reason. Both born under a star that had only flared once before the realms even existed. According to Bai Zhenzhu, Supreme Oracle of the Tianyue Realm, these two would either unify the Twelve Realms… …or shatter them completely. And Long Xiao? He’s just the god who stumbled into the middle of it all without a clue, and definitely without an invite.

The story follows Noa, a 16-year-old girl with cat ears and a tail — a young beastman living in a world very similar to our own. The technology, culture, and daily life resemble those of modern-day Japan, with one major difference: in this world, various races such as elves, dwarves, and beastmen coexist as a natural part of society. Noa leads a seemingly normal life as a high school student. But one night, on her way home from school, her routine is completely shattered when she comes face-to-face with a supernatural entity: an Anomaly. This terrifying encounter marks a turning point in her life. From that moment on, Noa is pulled into a hidden reality, where strange creatures, secret organizations, and mysterious energies intertwine. What began as an isolated incident soon becomes the beginning of an increasingly dangerous — and supernatural — chain of events. Who — or what — are the Anomalies really? And what role is Noa destined to play in all of this?

[Warning: Mature Content] Liam thought he was just another invisible college student, average looks, no game, and a front-row seat to watching guys effortlessly charm every girl on campus. But after a violent encounter in an alley changes everything, Liam's quiet life takes a sharp turn into the impossible. A mysterious purple-haired girl leaves him with more questions than answers, and now he's seeing things that shouldn't exist. Numbers floating above girls' heads. Now with his Lust Meter system, he can get any girl with ease. ... Join my discord for exclusive character art, discussion and sneak https://discord.gg/MJuNWARsH --- No NTR ... Ps: I'm new at this and i definitely have a lot to learn and might make mistakes so if you find any please comment and I'll fix it as soon as possible.

[≈40K words before locked] After dying in an unfortunate accident, the next time Theron opens his eyes, he finds himself in an entirely new world, the novel he had spent hours reading. He had been reborn as the weak elf lord of the lowest race, people set to be wiped out before the first arc even ended. But not anymore… Theron, now Eliron, knows the plot like the back of his hand, he knows all cheats, and all the secrets. But that was not all he brought along with him. [Ding!] [Host has awakened the primordial collection] [INITIATING SKILL COUNT] 1,003,689 SSSR SKILLS COUNTED! With the very knowledge of the future and an arsenal of skills in his possession. Eliron will turn the lives of the wood elves around for good. Because if they must survive in a world plagued by Supernatural monsters and century old dynasties… Then the elves must evolve! Additional tags Kingdom Building || Elves || Slice of life || Politics || War || Romance || Supernatural || Orks || Architecture || Adventure

Check Out: I Am Not A Pro Fourteen years ago, the youngest daughter of the legendary Sunaina family disappeared. A tragedy, a mystery.A family drama big enough to make an entire mansion run out of tissues. The Sunaina family searched everywhere for their lost child. And after 14 long years,They finally found her.The only problem? They expected a cute little daughter who would run into their arms crying.Instead, they found Maya. -------★★------ Maya is an orphan living quietly in a small rented house in the countryside. She has no money. No powerful background no legendary bloodline. At least, that's what she thinks. She has no idea her birth certificate is basically a hidden treasure map.She is just trying to survive her ordinary life. Unfortunately...the universe looked at her peaceful existence and said: "That seems too easy. Let's add some chaos." --------- One day at school, Maya meets Mahi Sunaina—the terrifyingly influential head of the Sunaina family. Everything seems normal. Until Maya notices the bracelet on Mahi's hand.Her only thought was: "I think I am doomed." Wait a minute... why does this feel like a suspiciously important plot device? And just like that...Her quiet life ends. 'Congratulations, Maya.' You have unlocked the 'Secret Rich Family Daughter' achievement. Rewards include: - Confused relatives. - Endless family drama. - And absolutely no peaceful days. ---------- The Sunaina family finally gets their missing daughter back.But they soon realize something terrifying. The little girl they lost 14 years ago is gone, the person standing before them is someone completely different. Maya is intelligent, she is suspicious of everyone.Her trust level is lower than a villain's chance of staying dead after a dramatic final battle. The family wanted their daughter back. They got a mystery instead. ______ This world may look like a beautiful romance fantasy. A world filled with destiny, miracles and characters who somehow always meet at the perfect dramatic moment. But Maya knows the truth, She knows how this story ends. So, she has one simple response:"No." -------- From now on, everyone is a piece on the board. Family members? Potential allies. Enemies? Potential problems. People with suspicious smiles? Definitely problems. -------- Maya doesn't want to be a hero. Unfortunately, fate has other plans. And fate has never learned that forcing a stubborn person into a story usually creates a bigger disaster. ★★★★★★ NOTE : Attention, dear readers. Before you start searching for romance, love triangles or a collection of handsome characters fighting for Maya's attention........Please stop. The romance department has been permanently closed. The harem application form has been lost, rejected and permanently deleted. Please do not send requests; she is already busy managing disasters. TAG: Female MC SCHEDULE: 1–2 Chapters / Week CHAPTER LENGTH: 3000–4500 words ----------- WARNING: Maya is not a hero. She is not a perfect angel who forgives everyone after one emotional speech. She is not the kind of protagonist who sees someone crying and immediately says, "Don't worry, I will save you!" Her first thought is more likely: "How is this my problem?" She is cynical, complicated, and definitely not a walking sunshine generator. She may even make you ask: "Am I supposed to support her plan or call someone?" If you want a sweet protagonist who helps everyone in trouble......This is probably not your cup of tea. But if you want to watch a girl with a complicated past challenge destiny, family drama, and the ridiculous rules of a fantasy world....Welcome. The chaos begins here. ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ I am a new writer, so please forgive any spelling or grammar mistakes. I am still learning, improving, and trying to make this story better with every chapter.Writing a story is easy...Until grammar appears as the final boss. I hope you enjoy the chaos.

He reincarnated to the world of One Piece with the immortal abilities of the Silver King, the First King from the manga/anime series *K*. Although he becomes a pirate, his goal is not to become the Pirate King. His goal is simply to live freely on the high seas—it's that simple.

He said: With great power comes great responsibility! He said: That's just equipment, being a hero! But Bent didn't want to be a hero; he just wanted to protect his little family and his loved ones. Keywords: Teen Hacker, Marvel, Ben 10, Little Watch

Ever since Uchiha Kei arrived in this world, he’s been extremely cautious. He swore to tread carefully and survive until the very end. But one day, he received a mission — to assist Minato Namikaze’s squad in destroying the Kannabi Bridge. And that’s when Uchiha Kei realized… he was screwed. patreon.com/MV1717

Francisca, a rich daughter of a business tycoon family was accidentally murdered by one of the god of reincarnation's subordinate. Since she's already died in her old world, she's going to be going off in a new adventure with her new life in your normal isekai world. As an apology The god of reincarnation gave her a gift- a phone! Making her overpowered! Being one of the most unbeatable monster in there! And what's this? Why are there so many girls fighting for our isekai MC?! Will she find peace in her new life or just absolute chaos?