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Help! the four Alpha's are obsessed with me.

[WARNING: MATURED CONTENT] No rape!!! In a world where male omegas were regarded as abomination, why female's breed were adored. Male omagas are said to be weak creatures—breeding mates, an Insult to masculinity. Lower beings meant to be bought and sold, nobodies destined to kneel, obey, and be claimed. But I won’t let that be my fate. I won’t let a bunch of horny alphas declare my future, and I will never be anyone’s pet. If only I had known how delusional I was back then… ******* Disowned and thrown out of his wealthy home for refusing to marry the woman his father chose, he thought nothing could get worse. But he never expected to cross paths with the most dreadful Mafia boss in the city. And he certainly never expected to end up in his house—dragged there for some seductively wicked and strange reason. Most of all, he never imagined waking up in the bed of the deadly demon himself—the ruthless leader of the Mafia organization. While struggling to protect his identity and the lifelong secrets he carried, he unavoidably crossed paths with four more alphas. A playful college student, who was always horny and refuses to let him go. The second was cold, serious, and work-minded billionaire tycoon, dashing and too clingy for his liking. And the only one who seemed normal… his bodyguard_ a stoic looking man couldn’t keep his hands off his lap—and worse, his middle. last but not the least an innocent, young man, with a terminal disease_ who showed him the other side of the world. That evil and revenge isn't always the answer. “Oh f**k… why are all these men obsessed with me?!” Tags: Dark Romance · Mafia · Threesome (MMM) · Foursome (MMMM) . Psychological Drama · Betrayal · Lust to Love · Power Struggle · Family Secrets · Found Family · Strong MC · Emotionally Complex Protagonist · Explicit Erotica · Slow Burn · Revenge · Toxic Obsession · Redemption
Prince_Dammy · 221.2k Views

I Don't Want This Kind of System!!

Everly, a connoisseur of orphan-to-riches tropes, always assumed her origin story began with a dramatic abandonment at the orphanage gates. Turns out, her life was even more cliché than her favorite novels! She wasn't merely dumped; she was swapped—a long-lost heiress to a vast fortune. Just when she thought her life couldn't get any more tropey, a mysterious System materialized, offering her a chance at a "good ending." The catch? Its "abilities" ranged from the utterly bizarre to the downright mortifying, making Everly question if a happy ending was truly worth the existential cringe. *** System 006: [Host, please choose 1 of these 3 system abilities!] Everly: "They're all weird! Let me just pick random!" System 006: [Hehe... host, I forgot to say that each system will have consequences, so something will happen to you when you use it...] Everly: "!!!" Days later, having been reunited with her biological family and experimenting with the System's... unique function, the consequence were already glaringly apparent. Her beloved brother: "My little sister is precious, but I need therapy to keep up with her alien-like thinking." Handsome man 1: "She's a pervert! I'm scared she'll take my innocence..." Handsome man 2: "Every time she talks, I feel like killing her. Is that normal?" NOTE: Please disconnect all logical circuits before proceeding with this novel, as it's an absolute chaotic comedy where the MC, Everly, has several screws loose in her brain. Don't expect much normalcy here—sanity checked out long ago and never came back.
callciel_rin · 119.8k Views

Gacha God: I Pulled a 999x Succubus Goddess on My First Try!

Warning R18 with comedy At Royal Magica Academy, mana determines everything — status, grades, future, dignity. Leo Ainsworth has none of it. Lowest mana capacity ever recorded (−0.3). Permanent janitor duty. Daily entertainment for bored nobles. Favorite target of the flawless prodigy, Cynthia Flameheart. His greatest ambition? Affording a single cream puff from the academy bakery. After yet another unfair punishment, Leo is sent to clean the academy’s forbidden vault. There, buried beneath relics and cobwebs, he discovers something absurd: Galactic Gacha: Demon Summoning System One Pull Per Lifetime – Junk Tier Guaranteed With nothing left to lose and one last coin, Leo pulls. A cracked capsule drops out. RANK: JUNK He opens it. The vault detonates in a heart-shaped burst of light. Alarms ring across the kingdom. Reality briefly forgets how to behave. When the glow fades, a goddess kneels before the most hopeless student in academy history. Astaroth — Primordial Entity of Victory and Desire, sealed for ten thousand years… classified as junk loot. Silver hair like flowing moonlight. Amethyst eyes swirling with galaxies. A presence that makes reality hesitate. “Your luck is so catastrophically terrible… it reversed into absolute, cosmic success. You are my Master.” Leo, covered in dust and existential confusion, responds with the only thought his brain can manage: “…Can I get a cream puff?” Reality glitches. A perfect golden pastry appears in his hand. The mana sensors register a Class-S Cataclysm. From that moment, Leo’s peaceful (and miserable) life is officially over. Astaroth’s mission is simple: Protect her Master. Spoil her Master. Remove anything that dares inconvenience her Master. Unfortunately, daily gacha pulls only escalate the madness: A hyper-energetic hellhound girl with golden-retriever enthusiasm A terrifyingly efficient void accountant who “adjusts” grades A sentient cream-puff legion constructing edible fortresses A time-stop maid obsessed with perfect scheduling A mischievous slime empress with boundary issues Bullies mysteriously reform. Exams become disasters. Rival academies experience “unexplained phenomena.” Meanwhile, Cynthia Flameheart — proud, brilliant, perpetually irritated — finds herself dragged into increasingly ridiculous encounters with the boy she loves to mock and the goddess who refuses to ignore him. Leo only wants snacks and a quiet school life. The universe strongly disagrees. One junk pull. One overpowered goddess. Infinite chaos. Winning by losing. Disaster by dessert. One pull to rewrite fate. Will Leo ever live normally? Or will his luck keep breaking reality in the most inconvenient ways possible? Daily 3 Chapters • Comedy-first • Light ecchi/R18 (private devotion scenes only) • No NTR • Gacha escalation • Best-girl supremacy
Ryukuro · 1.8k Views

One Piece: I Became the World’s Queen

A modern-day beauty, Luna, is transported to the world of One Piece. A story of freedom and adventure unfolds, and she decides that since she's here, she's determined to make a name for herself. Who says women are inferior to men? She'll become the new queen of this world! At the start, you gain access to the system's power, receive a beginner's gift pack, Greeza's power template, and awaken three types of Haki. At the same time, her identity is also quite extraordinary. Recruiting crew members from the original One Piece world, including Kuina, Carmen, Kaya, Nojiko, and Uta, who did not die. The summoned companions from another world are Galactron MK2, Platinum Rumble, Asada Shino, Tatsumaki, Dia, Lilimon, and Diancie. All-new power, and even original partners, are here. Starting from the East Blue, defeat all enemies, become the fifth Emperor of the Sea, crush the Marines, destroy the Celestial Dragons, punch the Five Elders and Im, and finally dominate the pirate world. To become a world queen admired and worshipped by thousands. Red-Haired Shanks: "The Sister Pirates? How interesting. Uta is all yours then." Usopp, Sanji, and Nami: "Kaya/Carmen/Sister, what's wrong with you...!?" Vegapunk: "I'm shocked. My research abilities are no match for a teenage girl." Sengoku: "Why is this pirate crew, composed entirely of women, so strong?" Garp: "You're his granddaughter, aren't you?" Luffy breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank goodness, Rosamund Kwan isn't going to steal my title as Pirate King." Among the Five Elders, Im cried out in despair, "Can anyone tell us how to fight the Void?"
SolyuraMT · 116k Views