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I'm Trying To Go Broke, So Why Do I Keep Getting Richer?!

Leo had a problem. Don't be like Leo! It wasn't that he was poor. It wasn't that he was unlucky. It was that he had been cursed, or blessed by the Accidental Tycoon System. The rules were deceptively simple. Any money he lost on an investment would be returned to him, doubled. His life's new mission was crystal clear. He had to go bankrupt. In a high-tech world of S-Rank Heroes, magic, and newly-contacted alien civilizations, this should have been the easiest thing to achieve in the galaxy. He just had to become the biggest, most spectacular loser the universe had ever seen. So, he tried. Oh, how he tried... He threw billions at publishing a dungeon guide written by a 10-year-old. The maps were in crayon, and it listed the final boss as a Big Grumpy Badger. [Breaking: New S-Rank dungeon called 'The Whispering Labyrinth' appears! All high-tech mapping drones fail. A lost F-Rank porter used the crayon guide... and it's 100% accurate. The final boss is a 50-foot divine badger. The Galactic Union has declared the guide a 'holy text' for exploration!] He bought the galaxy's most useless moon, planning to build a 'Museum of Paint'. [Alert: Ancient magical ley-lines discovered under the moon's surface! It's the only place in the universe that can safely grow the 'Star-Lotus,' the key ingredient for immortality!] To the Intergalactic Hero's Guild, the Magic Academies, and the Alien Federations, Leo was the god of investment whose every move was like 5D chess that ordinary people couldn't understand. Heroes would soar with his sponsorship. Alien emperors offered him their daughters' hands in marriage for a single 'tip'. But Leo just stared at his bank account, which now displayed his wealth that he couldn't use on himself, with tears streaming down his face. "Please," he cried, "I'm trying to fail! Why won't you just let me be poor?!"
CodeNexus · 673.9k Views

Why Do My Three Beast's Husbands Love Me!?

Claire died in the worst way possible. Betrayal. Worse, by her beloved sister, who killed her, stole everything, and left her to die. Great. But instead of staying dead, Claire wakes up in a Beastworld where humans are extinct and beastmen rule every territory. Even worse, she reincarnated into Mira, the “useless,” “unwanted,” bullied daughter of a small fox tribe. Or so everyone thinks. Because Mira now has something the entire Beastworld would go crazy for: A rare scent-blood that can calm, tempt, or weaken any beast. Even the most dangerous ones. Overnight, the girl everyone ignored becomes the one every tribe wants to claim. With all of them lining up to prove their worth: Wolf King: “I will protect her better than anyone. I'm stronger than all of you! Both in INTIMATE and physical activities” Tiger King: “No! She’s mine! I can calm her scent like no other!” Dragon King: “Step aside. Let me show her my strength! I can dominate her. Even in BED!!” Bear guard: “If she’s mine, she’ll never want for anything!” Eagle scout: “I’ll fly across the world to keep her safe!” But Mira doesn’t care about any of them. She only wants to gather her scattered soul fragments, open the Soul Gate, and return to her world for revenge. But then her System ruins her perfect plan: [WARNING: Any romantic or intimate bond with a beast will permanently trap you in this world.] Mira: “Okay. Easy. I’ll just avoid all men.” System: [ERROR: Three Beast Kings are approaching your location.] Mira: “APPROACHING WHAT?!!!” Suddenly, she’s being chased, cornered, sniffed, argued over, and claimed by beasts far too powerful for her sanity. They want her scent. They want her bond. They want HER!!!!!!! And she just wants to LIVE long enough to escape them.
Kwasi_Doyin · 3.3k Views

I Don't Want This Kind of System!!

Everly, a connoisseur of orphan-to-riches tropes, always assumed her origin story began with a dramatic abandonment at the orphanage gates. Turns out, her life was even more cliché than her favorite novels! She wasn't merely dumped; she was swapped—a long-lost heiress to a vast fortune. Just when she thought her life couldn't get any more tropey, a mysterious System materialized, offering her a chance at a "good ending." The catch? Its "abilities" ranged from the utterly bizarre to the downright mortifying, making Everly question if a happy ending was truly worth the existential cringe. *** System 006: [Host, please choose 1 of these 3 system abilities!] Everly: "They're all weird! Let me just pick random!" System 006: [Hehe... host, I forgot to say that each system will have consequences, so something will happen to you when you use it...] Everly: "!!!" Days later, having been reunited with her biological family and experimenting with the System's... unique function, the consequence were already glaringly apparent. Her beloved brother: "My little sister is precious, but I need therapy to keep up with her alien-like thinking." Handsome man 1: "She's a pervert! I'm scared she'll take my innocence..." Handsome man 2: "Every time she talks, I feel like killing her. Is that normal?" NOTE: Please disconnect all logical circuits before proceeding with this novel, as it's an absolute chaotic comedy where the MC, Everly, has several screws loose in her brain. Don't expect much normalcy here—sanity checked out long ago and never came back.
callciel_rin · 103.5k Views

My Reverse Life

If there’s an afterlife, I’ll try to be different. I’ll be humble and treat people with kindness. I’ll live with ambition and work hard to achieve something meaningful. I’ll walk a path opposite to the one I took, a life shaped by wisdom instead of ignorance. My second chance will be; MY REVERSE LIFE ___________________ Ari, a privileged heir living a charmed life, had always seen himself as a winner. Pampered by wealth and power, his life came crashing down when his father crossed a line that should never have been crossed. In the blink of an eye, Ari’s world unraveled into chaos, culminating in a tragic end—murdered by the very person who once gave him life: his mother. But death was not the end. Reborn as Miyazaki Aria, the eldest daughter of an unremarkable family, Ari vowed to abandon the arrogance of his former life. This time, he would seize the second chance with humility and purpose. In this new world, hidden beneath the surface of everyday life, powerful Espers and fearsome monsters clash in secret battles. Ordinary people are blissfully unaware of the chaos lurking in the shadows. Among them is Irana, Aria's younger twin sister. A gifted Esper with mastery over ice, Irana has endured grueling training since the age of seven. Her mission is clear: protect her elder sister at all costs and prevent her latent, destructive powers from awakening—a secret so dangerous it could change everything. As Irana fights to safeguard Aria from a world of danger she cannot see, Aria struggles to navigate a second life filled with unexpected challenges, deep family bonds, and a destiny far more perilous than either of them could imagine.
Askun · 41.9k Views

teenage unforgettable love

This novel is a heartfelt exploration of teenage love, friendship, and betrayal, rooted in memories of childhood innocence and the painful beauty of growing up. The story begins with simple days—carefree laughter, shared secrets, friendships formed without conditions, and emotions felt for the first time. Childhood is painted in warm memories, where promises are made easily and trust feels unbreakable. But as the characters step into their teenage years, innocence slowly fades, replaced by confusion, desire, and emotional complexity. At its core, the novel follows a group of teenagers whose lives are tightly bound by friendship and unspoken love. As time moves forward, misunderstandings, ego, jealousy, and silence begin to creep in. Bonds that once felt permanent start to weaken. Love becomes complicated. Friendships are tested. Truths are hidden, and betrayal leaves scars deeper than expected. The story captures the reality of teenage life—first love that feels eternal, friendships that feel like home, and the quiet heartbreak of realizing that not everyone grows in the same direction. With each passing year, emotional distances grow, and the closeness they once shared slowly slips through their fingers. Inspired by the author’s real-life experiences, this novel reflects the bittersweet truth that growing up often means losing a part of our innocence. Yet within the pain lies growth, understanding, and memories that never truly fade. This is not just a story of love lost or friendship broken—it is a mirror to the lives we once lived and the people we once were.
cheerfullife47 · 8.8k Views

The Pawn Ascendant: Chronicles of the Expendable Hero

They summoned the weakest soul they could find. They needed someone to fail. They got someone who refused to die. Hiroshi Yamada was a coward—a 28-year-old convenience store clerk with crippling anxiety who apologized to customers and avoided conflict at all costs. Then he died saving a child and got summoned to a fantasy world as a "hero." There's just one problem: he wasn't meant to succeed. While three powerful heroes get legendary skills and royal treatment, Hiroshi is given trash stats and a useless ability called [Adaptive Evolution]. The truth? He's the Expendable—a sacrificial pawn summoned to absorb the System's curse so the real heroes can shine. He's supposed to die within months. They didn't count on his survival instinct. Betrayed by his party, sold into slavery, and thrown into death matches for noble entertainment, Hiroshi learns the world's cruelest lesson: kindness is weakness, and only monsters survive. So he becomes one. Copying skills from everyone who tries to kill him. Devouring the power of those who underestimate him. Smiling politely while orchestrating massacres. The cowardly hero transforms into something far more terrifying—a strategic nightmare who turns every attempt on his life into a new weapon. But as Hiroshi climbs from Level 1 to god-slaying powerhouse, he discovers the horrifying truth: he was never random. His soul is a fragment of the First Hero—the one who nearly destroyed the gods 1,000 years ago. The Expendable Protocol wasn't designed to kill a nobody. It was designed to kill him before he remembered what he was. Now the gods themselves descend to finish what they started. But Hiroshi has spent years learning from predators, tyrants, and monsters. He's absorbed hundreds of skills, toppled kingdoms, allied with demons, and killed without hesitation. The coward who apologized to goblins has become the man who makes gods afraid. From convenience store clerk to weapon of mass destruction. From victim to predator. From hero to heretic to something the world has no name for. One man's journey to survive in a world that wanted him dead—and his transformation into the exact monster they deserved. Genre: Comedy → Dark Fantasy | Isekai | LitRPG | Psychological Thriller Tags: Weak to Strong | Anti-Hero MC | Strategic Battles | Skill Evolution | God-Slaying | Betrayal & Revenge | Political Intrigue | Morally Gray | System Apocalypse | Found Family (Dysfunctional) Warning: MC starts sympathetic but becomes genuinely ruthless. This is not a redemption story—it's a descent into necessary evil. "I'm not the hero of this story. I'm the thing heroes are supposed to stop. The difference? I'm honest about it." —Hiroshi Yamada.
LowBatteryWriter · 17 Views

One Piece: Starting from the Immortal Rocks Pirates

Summoned into the One Piece world as a true devil, Dimon lands on Hive Island and slips into the notorious Rocks Pirates. His starter skill is obscene: Eternal Wine—a crimson vintage that grants ageless, unkillable bodies to any who drink. But Dimon’s real sin is rarer still: he can devour immortals, stealing their knowledge, memories, and mastery to forge himself into something the seas haven’t named yet. From Rocks’ fall to Roger’s public execution, Dimon plays the long game—planting teleport sigils, bartering wine for power, and building New Era, a secret network that hunts Devil Fruits like sacred relics. He lures monsters to his side—Crocodile, Hawkeye, Smoker, even future titans—and trades them miracles for loyalty. When Roger is about to die, Dimon crashes the execution, pours Eternal Wine down the Pirate King’s throat on live broadcast, and kicks the world into a frenzy: treasure, immortality, freedom—the perfect storm. As the Seven Warlords are conceived to cage the tide, Dimon dons the mask of a centenarian sword saint, Yamamoto Genryūsai, to harvest the last flames of the Old Era—Rocks’ remnants like Wang Zhi, and to test fists with the living legends—Whitebeard, Garp, Sengoku. Every fruit found, every immortal devoured, unlocks darker Devil Techniques: from reality-rending “Overlimit Haki Arts” to future-twisting illusions of Nika. But the higher he climbs, the colder the air—because the Five Elders aren’t the final wall. Above them waits a gaze that never blinks: Im. This is not a prophecy. It’s a distillation—of eras, of sins, of power—bottled by a devil who refuses to die.
Mugiwara_TL · 1.1m Views

Reverend Insanity: The Goody Two-Shoes System

Man is the spirit of all things, and gu are the refined fragments of the Great Dao. The ambition which blooms with the spring's morning breeze withers at the call of autumn's night. The accumulation of five hundred years - triumphs and failures - will be naught but ash with dawn's first light. The rising of the sun bathes the mountains in golden flame, but 'tis sunset upon the demon's time. The demonic overlord, Fang Yuan, is cornered by his enemies after word gets out that he refined the Spring Autumn Cicada - a gu worm rumored to be capable of having a chance at sending one back in time but demands a terrifying price in return - the user's entire existence! With no hope of escape, in desperation, Fang Yuan uses the Spring Autumn Cicada which miraculously lives up to its name and sends him back in time. And now, he's back in Gu Yue Village as a fifteen-year-old ready to use his knowledge of the future to conquer the world... but there's something wrong. Something is quite different this time around. What's with this new notification that keeps popping up in his view? It calls itself 'The Goody Two-Shoes System.' It also starts giving him quests to complete. "Help Fang Zheng gain his confidence back!" - get a Green Copper Relic Gu! "Help your friends refine their gu worms!" - have your aptitude raised by 2%! All of these rewards and quests before him, why are they trying to convert this demonic overlord to the path of righteousness? And aren't some of these quests kind of... sus? Why does marrying Bai Ning Bing give him an immortal gu? Whatever, anything for benefits! This is a fanfiction based on Gu Zhen Re's work 'Reverend Insanity' known in Chinese as 蛊真人 or 'Gu Taoist Master'. I don't own the rights to the original work. 'Gu' in the context of this story are mystical insects that have various powers and are the basis of the world's cultivation system.
Drechenaux · 1.8m Views