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Welcome aboard, Repairman. You have been transported to this vessel after your life force ceased on your previous world. Main Mission - Repair And Claim Ownership Of This Vessel [ Aubrey ] Main Survival Quest - Don't Die. That's what Blake Fisher was told after being hit by a car. Transmigrated onto a derelict cargo ship with a System Repair Ability. Now he has a starship to repair. An A.I. assistant to advise him, a slowly growing crew of misfits to look out for, and picking up enemies who want what he can do. Space travel, ship combat, powerful enemies, alien planets, and ancient cultures.

will you love me like you used to....

Ctrl + E Roneet Joshi has always felt… out of place. Quiet. Awkward. Invisible. Growing up, he found solace in video games—where skill mattered more than social status, and friends were only a click away. But when reality keeps knocking, even the safest escape can’t hold him forever. College is supposed to be a fresh start, a chance to belong, to finally be someone worth noticing. But Roneet quickly learns that the real world isn’t any easier than the games he left behind. Bullies, rivals, and classmates who seem to have it all figured out surround him. And then there’s her—Kiara—brilliant, beautiful, and everything he feels he’s not. From his past of loneliness and failed friendships to the chaos of his first college days, Roneet must navigate the challenges of growing up, finding his place, and discovering what it truly means to win at life. Ctrl + E: Because sometimes, you need to hit reset.

A power too dangerous for a child to bear was given to a child. A fruit lost at sea for centuries, hunted by the World Government for years, resurfaced in the hands of one delusional boy. Renji believed the world existed to obey him, and his presence demanded it. His fruit granted him authority, and his delusions were the law.

" Many heroes emerge in the world of sports, but on the field, I am the king" *This is a translation

"When adults exploit and corrupt children, there’s only one thing left to do. Break that twisted world apart. With a punch." This is Kivotos, a colossal city where countless academies gather under one sky. Within it exists a special task force established by the president of the Federal Student Council. A young man works there as a teacher under the Federal Investigation Unit known as SCHALE. His name is Mash Burnedead. And just like every other day, he protects his students the only way he knows how — by punching out the bad adults. Mash is ridiculously strong, practically unstoppable, and he's planning to knock out a few members of Gematria while he's at it. The story takes place about a month before the main events of the Mashle series begin. Unlike the original version of the teacher, this Mash gets directly involved in his students' problems, no matter how messy they are. Some parts of the story will differ from the original, so please keep that in mind. ------------------------- If you’d like to support my work, check out my: patreon.com/Greyhounds

Just because he said something funny when his wife was cosplaying Xiao Wu, Qi Lin's soul was transported to Douluo Continent the next second. Since then, Douluo Continent has become strange because of Qi Lin's arrival. Xiao Wu, who had just left the Star Dou Forest, came to Qi Lin's home and was adopted by his parents. The Tianmeng ice silkworm imprisoned at the bottom of the Lake of Life was accidentally caught in a space storm and eventually became Qi Lin's wisdom soul ring. Tang Hao, who had been decadent for several years, was blinded by Bibi Dong because his identity was exposed. ... Many years passed, and Qi Lin suddenly came to his senses as he watched the girls appearing around him one after another. What else can the love-brained mainland talk about if not love? As for the rest, let fate decide! Now - please listen to the voice of destiny!

She was a famous assassin who had killed important figures, but ironically, she was killed by her own lover. And when she thought she was dead, it turned out she was occupying the soul of a young girl who was tricked by her own family. 'Because I have been reborn, I will take revenge on the people who planned my murder and also teach a lesson to the people who underestimated the girl whose soul I reside in!' However, things become complicated when she has to marry a cold man, whom she spent the night with.

Dead, empty eyes of the cursed prince… and the warm, honey-colored gaze of the one who can save him. A love forbidden by the gods, that could either free the prince from his curse… ...or destroy the whole kingdom. (Artwork by Horrifiest: https://x.com/horrifiest)

Marine Rear Admiral Noro Kade, a transmigrator from Earth, sets Punk Hazard ablaze with one outrageous goal, not justice, but to free Kaido and rule Wano with him. Armed with a stolen artificial Devil Fruit and a hidden Mythical Zoan of his own, Noro unlocks Kaido’s chains and proposes an alliance. “Kaido let's make this boring world interesting.” To Kaido’s shock, the young Marine is serious and their chaotic rise together is about to begin.

Cheng Mo's life fell into despair. My younger sister is seriously ill and her studies are on the verge of collapse... Until he picked up a mysterious compass, his life took an outrageous turn—— Save Nezuko, accept Tanjiro as his apprentice, and get involved in the dispute between the Demon Slayer Corps and Muzan... "Wait, didn't you agree to just be a profiteer?" "My Lord, let's discuss business. I'll sell you penicillin, and you'll teach me breathing techniques, how about that?" "Ms. Tamayo, I have a report on modern genetics. Would you mind using some of my blood to study it?" "Muzan? Oh, don't run away with that moving gift bag of time and space coins!" Cheng Mo just wants to resell resources and make enough money to save his sister. When he looked back, he discovered that he had already held the authority of countless worlds and became the largest behind-the-scenes supplier in the heavens! Tanjiro: "Teacher, what is the 'currency' of this world?" Cheng Mo: "It depends. Maybe it's a devil fruit, maybe it's chakra, maybe... the future of a world." (This book is also known as: "I Resell Supplies in the Heavens" and "After Accepting Tanjiro, I Became the MVP of the Demon Slayer Corps") You can read the next chapters of this book at *patreon.com/ZamirP*

Lin Mo, an ordinary salaryman from Earth, finds himself inexplicably transported to the Realm of Nine Heavens after dying from a traffic accident. His new, and utterly bizarre, occupation? Running the Divine Convenience Store; a celestial store catering to the needs of immortals, cultivators, and mortals alike.

Even goddess can’t save their own children. Yunia Vermillion, the Goddess of Space and Time, has watched over countless worlds, but nothing prepares her for the curse that eats away at her son’s soul. Enatur Vermillion, fifteen, born of divinity… and dying because of it. The Soul Core curse inside him devours his life, rejecting his godly blood. He can’t fight. He can’t grow stronger. But his mind, calm, brilliant, unyielding, refuses to break. When Yunia takes him to a world on the brink of extinction, ruled by godlike AI, Enatur does the impossible: he faces the machines with reason instead of rage. Together with his mentor Reina, his guardian Shadow, and his childhood friends, Enatur begins a journey to another worlds, seeking power, knowledge, and a cure for the curse that’s killing him. To save himself. To surpass the gods. To rewrite creation itself “Even Yunia cannot predict what her own son will become.”

doulou dalu fanfic Li Zexian was led into the Seven Treasures Glazed Sect by Chen Xin. On the day of awakening the martial soul, a green lotus sword was born, with sword energy running rampant and full innate soul power. He was praised by Ning Fengzhi as the... You can read the next chapters of this book at *patreon.com/ZamirP*

Credit of the book's cover is @bm_tol, Absolute goated artist, all their works are absolutely pleasing to the eyes. --- Inside Kivotos, thousands of schools exist, each unique to their own themes. Inside these schools, there are factions that are otherwise referred to as ‘Clubs’. Inside these clubs exist important ‘Characters’, each having their very own personalities and struggles… Gehenna Prefect Team, Abydos Foreclosure Task Force, Tea Party, Pandemonium Society, and many others that are more obscure than the last. Atsuko, the Hime of Arius District, would no longer speak using her voice after the person who had once loved her voice the most left this world. (Sign Language) ‘It was our mistake, Sat-chan. There’s no need for you to blame yourself for everything. We also take responsibility for the things that have happened in the past.’ Hoshino, the sole member of Abydos Student Council, would listlessly go through her high school life after the death of her senior. “Uehe~? Where’d you find that glove, Shiroko? I thought she burnt it herself…” Hina, the Chairman of Gehenna’s Prefect Team, never placed down her pen in fear of falling asleep, reminding herself of past memories. “I am not a workaholic. If there’s nothing to do, I would inevitably reminisce about the past. I fear the thoughts of living those nightmares again.” Nagisa, member of the Tea Party, Leader of the Fillius Faction, became paranoid of dangers after the betrayal of her previous faction, causing the death of her friend. “It’s not that I think you’re wrong, Sensei. But I’ve already experienced what would happen if these kinds of precautions aren't taken. It’s better to regret after failing to fight for something than regret losing it pointlessly.” Many other students across Kivotos have experienced it themselves, yet none had ever prevented them. Meanwhile… “Ahahaha! I knew it! High school students are so easy to manipulate!” As it turns out, all she needed to do was orchestrate some scenarios, speak of a few one-liners and then boom! Points come rushing back into her System! “I’m sorry, students! But you’re all my source of power now! Muahahaha!” There was almost no guilt present inside her heart as she mercilessly cut off a connection built upon love with the others. And the cause of it was... the Theatrical System! Using points, she could upgrade her specs! Using points, she could increase her knowledge! All in this world requires points! For that… -Don’t blame her for trying to extract the most amount of points from each of you! — Inspired by Vixen's Gambit Alternative Titles that I had in mind: 'Inside Kivotos, Traumatizing the Students!' 'Blue Archive: Students are Prone to Manipulation' 'Monetizing My Deaths in Kivotos' 'Blue Archive: Orchestrated Tragedy' 'Blue Archive: I Turned it into Red Archive?' For one reason or another, I scrapped those names. Some due to the fact that I don't like the name or it doesn't sound appealing enough.

In a world nearly consumed by demons, a girl walks with a radiant light, unaware of its power. Marie, a saintly girl, is perpetually hunted by demons as if she were a delectable feast. In her moment of utter despair, she prays to the Goddess for salvation. What answers her call is not an angel, not a hero, nor a prince—but a Great Demon. Morgrath vows to protect Marie with his blood, his flesh, and his very bones. As the light shines brighter, the darkness, in turn, grows deeper.

«Ugh… being the sexiest succubus in the whole kingdom is such a pain! I just have to snap my fingers and there’s a line outside my bedroom… That’s it — I’m going to Earth! Maybe humans will finally give me a real challenge!» Driven by this absolutely noble and totally reasonable goal, Princess Eliss Narkhalis, a succubus of unmatched beauty, decides to turn Earth into her new hunting ground — a place where she might finally find someone who doesn’t fall for her at first sight. Her expectations, however, are crushed within seconds. Human men turn out to be even easier to seduce than incubi. Just when she’s about to give up, she crosses paths with Aoshi Toya — a university student drowning in depression after being cheated on and dumped by his first and only girlfriend. Eliss tries every trick in her succubus arsenal — teasing lines, seductive poses, she even strips down — but nothing works. His mind is still completely stuck on his ex. Wounded in her pride, Eliss decides to cast a powerful spell to make him fall in love with her. Unfortunately, something goes wrong. The spell backfires, and the most irresistible succubus in the Kingdom of Ravessia finds herself madly in love with the only man alive who couldn’t care less about her.

Adam Wright, an 11-year-old orphan, awakens in 1991 with transmigrated memories proving the Harry Potter world is real and desperately escapes St. Catherine's to reach Platform 9¾. Rejected by the solid barrier and cursed with gibberish that turns his revelations into nonsense, he crashes in pain as guards haul him away. Dumbledore invades his mind, senses "wrongness," and fails an Obliviate, awakening the Mischief System: HP/MP/SP stats, a shop for wandless spells with prank side-effects, and missions enforcing Robin Hood ethics. Adam flees to London's streets, survives via chaotic thefts from the corrupt, buys Lumos for his first tearful magic, and over two years levels up through heists. Forging a false identity, he infiltrates Hogwarts as a Slytherin in 1993, forms wary alliances with Daphne and Harry's trio, masters advanced Patronus amid Lupin's probes and Hermione's investigations, all while hiding from Dumbledore to expose wizarding corruption from the shadows.

Yanyan transmigrated into a novel she read out of boredom and possessed the body of the villainous heroine named Qiao Wanyan, who abandoned her childhood sweetheart and indulged in vanity. She sowed discord, tried to snatch everything away from her elder sister, and reveled in being crazy and evil. She also committed countless evil deeds, becoming a stumbling block on the road to love between the Crown Prince and her elder sister. In the end, she actually managed to snatch everything away from her elder sister, causing her elder sister to suffer and die unjustly. After Yanyan possessed the body of Qiao Wanyan, a voice in her head told her to clear her name, become the heroine's lackey, and try to survive. Qiao Wanyan smiled gently. "Clear her name? Ah, right. At this point in the story, Wanyan had already done a lot of small evil deeds. This must be the time where she learns that she's just a villainous supporting character and will use all the knowledge and plots she knows to make the original female lead's life a living hell. But how can a villainous supporting character ever be redeemed? Look what happened; didn't she ruin everything in the end? Or maybe that's the reason I possessed this body? Is this how they want to get everything back on track since they can't erase Wanyan's existence—they just change the soul inside of her?" So Wanyan made a deal: she'd do what they wanted, be the kindest soul on Earth, but after this task, she would have to go back. She has a family who loves her, a successful business, and a fulfilling life. Although she's single, she's happy to be single. Love, for her, is just an additional sweetness in her life, so she never pursued a relationship. She'd just treat this as a vacation. That's what she thought, but Yanyan was confused. She did the task well, so why isn't the ending what it should be? Did she fail? Yanyan is in a dilemma, looking at all these characters around her. She thought helplessly, "Why aren't you sticking to your roles?"

It's The story of A Progenitor! Though born unknown! Born weak! Born Incomplete. Becoming an existence! Feared! Dreaded! Awed! and Revered by all. It is The story of a Quantiarch! A journey of an existence named Black. It is The Progenitor's Odyssey... ————————— [ Author Suggestion — Just skip the first 50 chapters since there isn't much going on in them and those ch. aren't exactly that much connected to the story either. ] Note — At the start of the story the Main Character isn't very smart, bright and will do a lot of stupid things time and again. Considering both his IQ and EQ isn't that good because of his infant status. Furthermore as I myself am just a newbie author with only one and half month of writing experience and an author who's home tongue isn't English either. Meaning there would be some grammatical mistake in the starting chapter and I as an author was also unable to portray my characters the way I wanted to because of the language barrier. Making the starting chapters not so entertaining and engaging to read. Nevertheless — All of these problems caused by my own inexperience and short comings would slowly starts to get better starting around Ch. 50 to 60. The MC wouldn't sound like an idiot or a brat!. The writing would improve!. The story would become more engaging!. The characters would become more vivid as from around those chapters I was better able to write them. Therefore as an author I could only request you to have patience and enjoy the read. Since at the end of the day even I'm still learning. Although I would still like to request you to point out your thoughts regarding the story in the comments and if you're kind hearted enough than do inform this newbie regarding his amateurish mistake. Just know that any advice.. if its from you is appreciated. Ah. That sounded wrong. I ment to say you as in my readers. Not anything else! Alright. So.. That's All for now! You have My regards! Untill than enjoy reading my creation!... I do them with a lot and lots of love you know!.. Just thought of reminding you people.. just in case. Anyway enjoy my creation. ————————— Massage Chair: 1 bonus chapter. Luxury Car: 2 bonus chapters. Dragon: 3 bonus chapter. Magic Castle: 5 bonus chapters within a week! Space Craft: 10 bonus chapters within a week! Golden Gachapon: 15 bonus chapters within a week! ————————— —————————