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My Harem is a Tool For World Domination (And Other Chores)!

Zen Arclight didn’t want to rule the world. He just wanted a competent staff. In his previous life, Zen was a high-powered executive who died of a stress-induced stroke while screaming at incompetent interns. His dying wish? To never lift a finger again. When he wakes up in a crumbling temple with a "Sovereign System" initialising in his brain, he isn't interested in adventure. He ignores the prophecy. He ignores the dungeons. He just wants a nap, a hot bath, a house that doesn't smell like goblin rot, and good food. But to get comfortable, he needs help. With his new ability, [Sovereign’s Voice], which allows him to issue commands that make people he bonds with feel complete and euphoric obedience, Zen believes this is the ultimate HR solution. He doesn't want a harem of lovers; he wants a team of efficient employees. Zen: "I need a house; this ruin is draughty." What they hear: "The Sovereign requires an impenetrable fortress." Zen: "Can’t a man just have some good food around here?" What they interpret: "The Sovereign requires tribute from the fertile lands of the South." Zen thinks he’s enjoying a peaceful retirement; his harem thinks they are the Generals of the Apocalypse serving a God-Emperor, while the world thinks a Terrifying Tyrant is slowly conquering the continent. Zen just wants his laundry done. But if accidental world domination is the price of clean sheets... so be it.
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