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“Thrown into the treacherous seas of the One Piece world… how the hell am I supposed to survive?” Rakuya stared at the endless horizon, despair filling his chest. Ding! “Congratulations, host! Max-Level System activated!” “Wait… System? Max-level?” “Fire element detected. Upgrade to max?” “Max-level!” “Gravity detected. Upgrade to max?” “Max-level!” “More gravity detected. Upgrade to max?” “Max-level, max-level, max-level!” Akainu: “Rakuya! Have you ever felt the terror of magma piercing your heart?” Rakuya: “…Just curious, but is magma even that hot?” Kizaru: “Rakuya! Can you withstand the speed of light’s.... ugh!” Rakuya: “You talk too much.” Whitebeard: “Rakuya! Taste the might of the Tremor-Tremor Fruit!” Rakuya: “Careful, old man. If I punch back, you might be the one who shatters.” With a system that can max out any ability, any power, any element, Rakuya’s rise is unstoppable. From dragging Sea Kings ashore with one hand, to crushing ships into splinters with a single grab, he’s about to show the seas what true max-level brokenness looks like! (This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real people, places, or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.)

Leon transmigrates to the Douluo Continent, but his Martial Soul mutated, becoming a physical entity. When the Blind Douluo Su Yuntao declared it a “waste Martial Soul,” Leon knew this game was in the bag; he became determined to become a Beast-Taming Douluo! He then gains the cheat system of a chat group, allowing him to continuously invite female characters from Douluo 1-5 to join. A man and his monkey embark on the road to being gods. RAW:斗罗聊天群：比比东开局就被集火 This is AI translated. I know someone else is also posting with similar AI translation, but some things were changed, so I'm mainly doing this for my own reading.

Uchiha Ren transmigrated into the world of Naruto at the exact moment Senju Tobirama died. While the village mourned, he stepped forward. He crushed Sarutobi Hiruzen’s rise, seized the Hokage seat, and declared himself Konoha’s new ruler—a so-called “benevolent capitalist” with ambitions that stretched across the entire ninja world. “If I were Hokage, I’d build farms before battlefields.” “Infrastructure before war.” “Development before sacrifice.” “And profit… above all.” Using the Impure World Reincarnation, he turned Tobirama Senju into an endlessly tireless chakra reactor. With the Multiple Shadow Clone Technique, he became an entire research empire by himself. He manipulated markets to bleed the Fire Country nobles dry. He built the Konoha United Fruit Company, binding the Land of Grass into generations of forced production. He reshaped the Land of Rice Fields into his personal economic machine. And through “Project Blue Sky,” he harvested billions of ryo from the Land of Lightning. To the world, he was a savior. A reformer. The “benevolent father” of Konoha. But every favor came with a price. And every debt… grew with interest. As his reputation spread across the ninja world, Uchiha Ren simply smiled. (“Uchiha Ren… one day, I’ll hang you from a lamppost!”) Tobirama Senju roared from within the laboratory.

Webnovel Power Stone Ranking Results as of June 7, 2026! TOP 60! I’ll release one additional chapter tomorrow. Thank you for voting, dear readers! Please vote for this novel again this week for more bonus chapters! Have a great day and stay safe, everyone! ^_^ your_favtauthoryour_favtauthor · 2 hours ago I took the time to read your story and even left a comment so that you would appreciate it and your efforts would be recognized, but you didn’t bother to reply and just left a like. To be honest, it really upset me Hello, dear reader. Wn banned me from sending messages in their website and app. Wn system is bugged and it saw that I’ve spammed 5 star reviews to many books and it don’t like it. I originally got more than 3000 messages over the years and wn deleted it all. Now I got left with only more than 20 messages and can’t send anymore new ones. I’ve seen your messages same as all my readers also. I’ve replied to them all the time but it doesn’t show in the website or their app. Please know that I always appreciate and thank all my readers for reading my book. Without all of you reading my books, there wouldn’t be any point in writing at all. If you want to chat with me about my books, feel free to join my discord server. The link is down below. I’m active there all the time. Thank you all once again. Be safe, smile, and happy reading! ^_^ New Novel! I Just Wanted Comedy, But My Golden Finger Wants Me to Build a Harem! https://www.webnovel.com/book/35853707208315905 WebNovel Spirity Awards 2026 First Entry Book Link: https://www.webnovel.com/book/34709131300072805 W E B N O V E L webnovel.com its about a man who just wants to teach students and disciples and yet inexplicably lots of goddesses and fairies and beautiful maidens enter his life in the most unexpected fashion. ^_^ better and longer synopsis: Lin Feng had a simple dream. Fall in love, get married, maybe have a couple of kids, and complain about life like a normal person. Reality disagreed. At twenty-five, he had confessed to one hundred girls and been rejected by every single one. “Sorry, you’re a good guy, but…” “You’re more like a brother to me…” “I think you deserve someone better.” He had heard every variation. Every excuse. Every polite rejection that stabbed just as sharply as a blunt knife. By the end of it, Lin Feng no longer feared failure. He expected it. After a night of drowning his sorrows, he woke up in a cultivation world. And somehow… he became a teacher again. “Mentor Lin Feng, could you guide me?” Lin Feng stood frozen. Because surrounding him were not ordinary women, but goddesses, fairies, and proud maidens whose beauty could topple kingdoms. He looked up at the heavens, his expression complicated. “…Are you messing with me?” He clenched his fist. “No. I didn’t come here for romance.” “I just want to teach.” The heavens, however… Had other plans. Update Schedule Daily Updates: One chapter per day Power Stone Ranking Goals Top 100: Additional 1 chapter (release weekend) Top 50: Additional 2 chapters (release weekend) Top 25: Additional 3 chapters (release weekend) Top 10: Additional 4 chapters (release weekend) Top 1: Additional 5 chapters (release weekend) Please note that any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, real world events, or locales is purely coincidental and unintentional. The characters, places, and incidents portrayed in this work of fiction are products of the author's imagination. Discord: https://discord.gg/mXMRjzF I used AI-generated images for my characters. If any of them resemble known female characters from anime or fiction, please contact me privately on Discord and I'll replace said images. No copyright infringement is intended. Thank you!

Stuff I'm thinking about on occasion.

I Fucked the Goddess of All Things on Day One… With Nothing But My Dick! "Hahahaha, oh pathetic mortal. How do you intend to subjugate me, a goddess?" The goddess asked provocatively. Her overwhelming, impossible beauty spills from a sheer dress that hides nothing. She cups her god-sculpted breasts, thumbs teasing the hardened peaks, while her wide hips and thick, juicy thighs sway with mocking arrogance. The very air drips with her ripe, mature scent. Seeing her mock me while shaking her voluminous breasts and voluptuous lower body, I felt more aroused than angry. I'm definitely not an overpowered character on the level of a web novel protagonist. Nor am I a born munchkin or a genius. But. "With my dick." Let's just go for it. Screw the destined hero path. From this moment on, I’m the Debauched Hero—a shameless conqueror who only hunts older, voluptuous women and bends them to my will. The arrogant Goddess of All Things is first on the menu. One thrust at a time, I’ll turn divinity into dripping, moaning submission. *** Just read it. THE COVER Belongs TO OUR GODDESS #Netori #NoNTR #OP #Godess #Breeding #MILF #Widow #NobleLady #Smut #HandsomeMC #DILF #Oyakodon #Hero #Mercenary #lewdMC#Tragedy #Demons #Monsters #Taboo#Dark #Harem #SmartMC

When Feng Qi awoke, he realized the world had been completely overturned. Wherever his eyes fell, the land was strewn with desiccated bones. All life had withered away. [Warning: Three hundred meters ahead lies a database. It contains historical records, including a detailed account of your untimely death. You should go take a look.] [Trust me—don’t go west. You could die!] [Do you see that black stone monument? You decide to approach it and investigate.] “I don’t want to!” Feng Qi protested, resisting the voice echoing in his mind. [No. You do.] … Guided by that mysterious voice, Feng Qi begins to traverse between reality and the future, gradually uncovering the truth of this ruined world—and searching for a way to change it. For it is only after witnessing true darkness that one comes to long endlessly for the light.

Yoruha transmigrated into the world of Naruto and became a student at the Konoha Ninja Academy. He was bound to the AFK System: [You AFK for one day: Extract chakra, breakthrough chakra limits!] [You AFK for one month: Master taijutsu, comprehend the Eight Gates, and achieve the title of Taijutsu Grandmaster!] [You AFK for one year: Master ninjutsu, uncover the mysteries of ninjutsu, and surpass the Kage-level limit!] [You AFK for three years: Grasp the secrets of Yin-Yang Release, turn illusion into reality, and forge the perfect Sage Body!] Chakra, taijutsu, ninjutsu, kekkei genkai... No hard work was needed—just AFKing to grow stronger! One day, when Yoruha stepped into the Six Paths realm, the ninja world was shaken to its core. Even Jiraiya was stunned: "You’ve never trained, yet your ninjutsu is so powerful. How did you do it?!" Warning: MC gets OP fast. --- RAW: 火影：挂机就变强 --- For advanced chapters: [email protected]/ChakraMaster

He transmigrated into the body of a sixteen-year-old boy. Asou Akiya’s new parents were dead, he had no ties, no burdens, no way back; the original owner had left him nothing but a precarious foothold as the lowliest grunt in Yokohama’s most notorious port organization. For an ordinary human without a single ability, simply staying alive was set to nightmare difficulty. No golden finger from the heavens? Then he would forge his own. Four years later. Destiny finally handed him its greatest turning point. After a cataclysmic explosion rocked the city, Asou Akiya, with meticulous calculation and trembling hands, rescued a breathtaking French beauty who had lost all memory. The man had been betrayed, abandoned, left fragile and shivering in the cold; yet beneath that porcelain vulnerability burned a soul of blinding brilliance and combat prowess that touched the very ceiling of this world. “…Who… am I?” “You are a romantic French poet, Rimbaud.” “A poet?” “Yes,” Akiya whispered, voice steady as scripture, “and you are the love of my life.” From that moment, Asou Akiya placed him upon the apex of his heart and spoiled him rotten. He soothed every wound with tenderness, watered the tender shoots of love with carefully tended lies, and watched them bloom. So what if memory returned one day? He had already seized the most priceless treasure in the world. Thank you, Verlaine! The partner you were willing to discard is now my wife. 【Asou Akiya × Rimbaud (French name: Jean Nicolas Arthur Rimbaud)】 {Mon âme éternelle, Observe ton voeu Malgré la nuit seule Et le jour en feu.} O my eternal soul, Hold fast to desire In spite of the night And the day on fire. — From A Season in Hell, Rimbaud

In a High-Martial World, he awakens a Low-Martial System. What kind of experience is that? “Unlock low-martial achievements and get generous rewards?” “But in a high-martial world, with just a slight move, I can easily reach the limit of low martial arts?” “System, show me your limits!” — From then on, Jiang Ye charged ahead in the high-martial world. When he first set foot on the path of cultivation: [Your punch strength has reached 200 kg, the limit of this system! Achievement unlocked: Martial Arts Grandmaster] [Reward: Constitution Transformation!] When he broke through his first realm: [Your strength has already surpassed 99% of martial artists in the low-martial world. Achievement unlocked: Martial Arts Great Grandmaster] [Reward: Dao Bone Reconstruction!] Just when Jiang Ye thought he would continue step by step like this— One day, he boarded a plane. [Your speed has already surpassed the entire low-martial world! Achievement unlocked: Martial God!!] … Many years later, Jiang Ye stood at the pinnacle of the universe, revered by countless powerhouses as the “Strongest Martial God.” But upon hearing that title, Jiang Ye shook his head in dissatisfaction: “Martial God? I was already one when I first set foot on the martial path!”

"The Professor Who Brought Eastern Flair to Hogwarts" "Dumbledore? Didn't he already graduate? Why is he back at school again?" "Oh, Severus, don't be so tense. He's the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!" "Bloody hell, if I catch him eating hotpot out of a cauldron in the castle one more time, I'm challenging him to a duel." ······ "You are the worst class I've ever taught!" "But Professor, isn't this your first time teaching?" ······ "Miss Granger, as class monitor, you'll lead morning study sessions by the Black Lake every day." "Mr. Potter, as sports captain, after morning studies, you'll lead everyone in a lap around the Black Lake!" ······ "O.W.L. Exams: 100 Days Countdown" "Burn the boats—let's ace every single O.W.L.!" Meet Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul. Three years after graduation, he returns to Hogwarts as a professor, bringing a completely different kind of magic to the ancient castle. With his unconventional teaching methods—from hotpot dinners to military-style morning routines—this young professor is about to turn Hogwarts education upside down. Will his Eastern approach to magic education clash with traditional wizarding ways? Can he survive Snape's disapproval and Dumbledore's curious glances? And most importantly, can he actually help his students achieve those perfect O.W.L. scores? A hilarious and heartwarming tale of cultural fusion, unconventional teaching, and the magic that happens when East meets West at the world's most famous school of witchcraft and wizardry. Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life, Teacher-Student Dynamics, Cultural Fusion, Hogwarts AU

I woke up buried under a mountain of corpses in the Third Great Ninja War. Blood soaked my skin, and death was mere inches away. But just as I thought my second life was over, a mechanical voice rang out. [Ding! The 'Everyone Loves Me' Strategy System has awakened!] [Reward: Six Eyes (Rikugan) & Limitless (Mukagen)!] I had the powers of Gojo Satoru. I was invincible. I was ready to dominate the Ninja World! There was just one small problem... White Zetsu dug me out, and Madara Uchiha decided to adopt me. Oh, and the System and Zetsu forced me into a purple kimono. Now, the legendary Ghost of the Uchiha thinks I'm a "talented little girl" who shares his dream of peace. To survive the den of lions, I have to act. I became the moon in Obito's darkness. I became the spy Madara trusted most. I became the "Goddess" of the Akatsuki. What Awaits You: Jujutsu Kaisen Powers: Six Eyes, Limitless, Blue, Red, and Hollow Purple in the Naruto World. Master Manipulator: Deceiving Madara, brainwashing Obito, and playing the entire ninja world like a fiddle. The Ultimate "Trap": A male protagonist forced to crossdress. The world thinks he's a beauty; he just wants to punch people. Villain Faction: Starting in the caves with Madara and Zetsu, moving to the Akatsuki. Comedy & Misunderstandings: Serious villains blushing at a guy in a dress.

Second book of RTSSIA Series. Read Book 1 through here: https://www.webnovel.com/book/34280531508761905 --------------- Commander Hans Flemmens is no longer just a survivor. With the Construction Yard deployed and a functioning base established, he now commands an army that does not tire, does not falter, and does not run out of ammunition. But a base is only the beginning. Beyond the industrial sector lies Grefort City—a hundred-kilometer expanse drowning in millions of infected. Hive clusters lurk beneath its streets, evolving with every passing day. And somewhere within its depths, the truth behind the zombie virus and Project HELIX waits to be uncovered. To secure his foothold, Hans must do more than defend. He must expand. Strategic facilities must be captured. Power grids must be restored. Entire districts must be reclaimed—one block at a time. Yet the infected are not his only enemies. Other survivors have begun to rise. And not all of them are willing to follow. In a world where the dead never rest and the living grow more dangerous by the day—a Commander must decide: Will he save what remains of humanity… or die trying to conquer it?

Maskveil Academy is no ordinary school. Hidden from the world, it chooses students from countless universes — humans, elves, vampires, and beings beyond imagination — offering them a place where reality bends, monsters lurk, and secrets are older than time itself. Parmiss, Marv, Shinigami, and Kazuto arrive on the first day to find shifting hallways, monstrous corridors, and a teacher who smiles like a cartoon but speaks like a storm. As they navigate the school’s mysteries, they will discover that Maskveil is more than a school: it is a balance-keeper, founded by gods, with truths hidden even from its creators. And somewhere in their dreams, a guide waits — charming, cryptic, and far more than he seems. The paths they choose will decide not only their survival but the fate of countless worlds.

"I knew I was handsome enough to be a protagonist, but I didn't think it would happen like this." In the neon-drenched, filth-encrusted streets of Night City, survival isn't a goal—it’s a full-time job. Kael used to be a rising star at Arasaka Academy, a scholarship student with a genius-level talent for firearm technology. Now? He’s just another face in the crowd, flipping synthetic starch flatbreads filled with "meat" that used to have six legs, all while dodging stray bullets and Tyger Claw shakedowns. In a city that eats dreams for breakfast, Kael has learned the golden rules: keep your head down, pay your protection fees, and never—ever—turn around when a stranger calls your name. But his quiet, cowardly life is upended when his past literally catches up to him in the form of Lucy, a high-tier Netrunner neighbor who once stole his tuition and now demands his technical expertise. Just as the pressure of the streets reaches a breaking point, Kael’s reality fractures. He awakens in a mysterious, void-like space, only to come face-to-face with versions of himself from across the multiverse—a Pilot from the Frontier (Titanfall 2), a Ghoul from the shadows of Tokyo, a slayer of Goblins, and a hero in a world of Marvels. With a shared "cheat" that connects his many selves, Kael is no longer just a street vendor hiding from Arasaka’s shadows. From the depths of Night City to the edge of the galaxy, the legend of the "Simultaneous Traveler" begins. Night City, you son of a bitch... get ready to burn. in case you want to support me (special benefits) p4treon.com/talkfictome (+extra Chapters) (Remove the number four and replace it with an A)

Noah, a medical student at Kansas State, saw his life change forever when he met Claire Redfield. What began as a university romance turned into a fight for survival during the Raccoon City outbreak. Now, using Noah’s medical expertise and Claire’s combat skills, the duo embarks on a global mission to expose Umbrella and stop the spread of bioterrorism. in case you want to support me (special benefits) p4treon.com/talkfictome (+extra Chapters) (Remove the number four and replace it with an A)

After a life-changing accident, a young man named Hiroshi awakens in the Pokémon world, his soul fused with Ash Ketchum. Armed with his past memories and a fierce new determination, Ash is no longer the naive trainer he once was. His first mission: return to Viridian Forest and finally bring Pidgeot back to his side. With a more aggressive tactical edge, Ash set his sights on crushing the Sinnoh League and dominating the competition across Unova and Kalos. Alongside allies like Serena, Misty, and May, a new legend begins. The road to the championship starts now—and this time, he won’t stop until he reaches the very top. in case you want to support me (special benefits) p4treon.com/ThePlotHoleRefuge (+extra Chapters)

Humanity is thrown into a cruel death game. Everyone has to use their vehicle to travel on the infinite road, desperately gathering supplies while avoiding the game's trials. Sandrine is just the same. Except... Why does she have a horse instead of a car ? The tribulations of an insane heroine galloping in panties and fighting big trucks with her trusty picthfork !