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In Invincible with the Might Guy System

Alternative title - Tears of YOUTH ---- *Ding!* *An S-rank ninja approaches! His fighting spirit is unmistakable! Show him the power of your Youth!* *Quest: Spar with the S-rank ninja. Rewards based on performance.* Omni-Man hovers before me, his broad frame silhouetted against the sky, his mustache barely visible beneath the thick layer of blood coating his face. His suit—once red and white—is drenched in crimson, gore still dripping from his fingertips. His eyes, cold and piercing, lock onto mine. "What's with that look in your eye, kid?" "...I just—" *Reject quest? Punishment - Stat progression locked until 1,000,000,000 pushups are completed.* A single tear fights its way to the surface. I choke it down. "I feel..." I force a grin, even as my soul weeps. "I FEEL THE NEED TO SHOW YOU MY YOUTH! I slam my foot into the ground. The air trembles. "SIXTH GATE-GATE OF VIEW, OPEN!" A shockwave bursts from my body. My vision sharpens. My muscles scream as pure energy floods through them, veins bulging against my skin. "SEVENTH GATE-GATE OF WONDER, OPEN!" The ground beneath me explodes, water vaporizing in an instant from the sheer heat radiating off my body. Every nerve feels like it's on fire, my skin turning a furious red. I meet Omni-Man's gaze. He doesn't react. His expression is the same as when he crushed the last man's skull in his grip. I grit my teeth. If I'm doing this, I'm going all the way. "GATE OF DEATH-OPEN!" . . . . Liked the synopsis? Me too. Now, as you can probably imagine, this is going to be half comedy half action+progression. Don't get too hyped up because my update rate is abysmal, so you're honestly better off checking out this book once a year or so, but I digress. What else to expect - -no romance -broken (autistic, not overpowered) system shenanigans -determined, selfish protagonist
FangYuan1234 · 22.3k Views

Wasteland: I Awakened A Plant System

After waking up, everyone will travel through a wasteland world, and the survivors will face various challenges such as acid rain, extreme cold, extreme heat and mutant creatures. Every corner holds unknown dangers, and the survivors have to adapt to this harsh environment. To withstand natural disasters, the survivors must build their own shelters in this dangerous land, stockpile enough water and resources to survive before the disaster strikes. While others struggle daily to gather rotten scraps and fight over limited supplies, fear and desperation slowly spread through the wasteland. Vikram Parker awakened a plant system. While others are scraping for a little bit of food, Vikram can cultivate crops. While survivors reinforce their shelters with fragile wood and broken metal, he grows living walls of vines and sturdy thornwood. His plants can bear fruits, purify water, and gradually transform barren land into fertile soil. As the regional chat fills with panic before every incoming disaster, Vikram calmly harvests fresh vegetables inside his green sanctuary. Looking at the endless cries for help and warnings of starvation, he can’t help but think. Surviving in the apocalypse isn’t that hard. Goals for the first 300 chapters: - Daily Update 1 Chapter Power Ranking Top 3 = 1 Extra Chapters! Power Ranking No 1 = 3 Extra Chapters! Every 20 Golden Tickets = 1 Extra Chapters! A Castle = 5 extra chapter! A Spacecraft = 10 extra chapters! A Gachapon = 15 extra chapters! ................................................
Sharky_Monster · 727.2k Views

Cyberpunk 2077: I Just Wanted a Quiet Life, Not a Legend

This city is fueled by broken spirits, shattered dreams, and the blood and sweat of the common people. In a world drowning in chrome and silicon, Jax has a different philosophy: he refuses to be just another cog in the machine. He doesn't believe that roses can bloom on circuit boards, and he certainly doesn't believe in trading his humanity for a piece of corporate hardware. In the year 2077, everyone is obsessed with the latest upgrades. But in this world, crosshairs don't just appear in your mind, and high-end prosthetics aren't installed without a heavy price. Fortunately for Jax, he has a "Gold Finger"—a unique edge that the corporate elites never saw coming. Jax never wanted to be a legend. He had no grand plans to change the world or do something "big." He just wanted to guard his own little piece of land and live a quiet, decent life. But in Night City, peace is a luxury the powerful won't let you keep. They pushed him. They cornered him. And now, they’re going to regret it. "So now—it’s time to show everyone who the real legend is!" "Adam Smasher? That’s a powerful prosthetic you’ve got there, but luckily for me, my body is far from basic. Come on, touch it! I’ll show you what a true athlete is made of!" As for Arasaka Tower? It’s going down. The only question left is what color the nuclear explosion should be. "Oh, how about pink?" in case you want to support me (special benefits) p4treon.com/ThePlotHoleRefuge (+extra Chapters)
ThePlotHoleRefuge · 882.4k Views

My Life is a literal「Life」stream!

One day, Xiao Shen found out that several strange beings were watching his daily life. No, to put it precisely, he found out that his daily life was being livestreamed to these several strange beings! They watched him eat, bathe, sleep, walk, and go through the motions of his daily life, and, in return, they showered him with gifts even for the most insignificant thing! [Anchor bathes like a pro!] «[### has gifted x10 illusory scales armor!]» [Aiyah, I wish I were the one rubbing against the Anchor's body instead of the soap (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)] «[### has gifted x100 Seduction Resistance!]» Xiao Shen had his lips twitch slightly. “......” These existences were all big shots whose gifts actually manifested in reality! «[### has gifted the True Vision technique!]» His eyesight got better and he could see things that normal people could not. «[### has gifted x5 Strength!]» Energy suddenly flowed into his limbs as a strange power surged in his body. Witches, Cultivators, Demons, ghosts... Through the 'gifts' received from his 'life' stream, Xiao Shen discovers the truth of the world step by step, while being backed by big shots who just can't help but shower him with even more gifts! Alternative synopsis: What, did you think overbearing strength and cunning smarts are enough to get you to the top? Naive! Watch as an ordinary guy dominates the world with the help of His big shot backers! [Cover image is not mine. If there's a problem, please contact me in the comments and I'll take it down]
GTHarris08 · 46k Views

The Strongest Illustrator Reigns in Another World

In Yomalvara, your power is decided by the number above your head. Your class defines your fate. Your level decides your worth. This is the absolute order — enforced by the Censors for centuries. No exceptions. Until Kanos arrives. [ NAME: KANOS ] [ LEVEL: 2 ] [ CLASS: ERROR ] [ SKILLS: ART TO REALITY (TIER 1) • STRUCTURAL ANALYSIS (PASSIVE) ] [ STATUS: INJURED. STARVING. UNCLASSIFIABLE. ] He is not a chosen hero. No divine blessing. No hidden bloodline. No prophecy carved in stone. Just an illustrator — one who spent his entire life obsessed with a single truth: If you understand something deeply enough to draw it perfectly… it belongs to you. In Yomalvara, that truth becomes law. Every stroke of his hand tears open the gap between imagination and reality. A blade sketched in charcoal — sharp enough to split steel. A fortress drawn in thirty seconds — sturdy enough to hold a siege. A creature born from ink and obsession — loyal enough to die for him. This is ILLUSTRAMANCY. Not a gift. Not a cheat code. A system that rewards mastery. Punishes ignorance. And scales with no ceiling in sight. They called his Status Panel a glitch. A rounding error. A system anomaly to be corrected. They were wrong. [ERROR] is not a flaw in Kanos. It is a warning to everyone else. Tier 1. Tier 2. Tier 3. Each breakthrough doesn't just make him stronger — it rewrites what "strong" means in this world. Alongside a disgraced knight who fights like a fortress, a fugitive scholar who knows where all the bodies are buried, and an assassin sent to kill him — who keeps finding reasons to stay — Kanos will not simply survive Yomalvara. He will force it to adapt to him. One choice remains: Return to Earth — and let this world stay broken. Or lift the brush one final time, and rewrite its fate entirely. ⚠ AUTHOR'S WARNING: This power is not free. Every manifestation costs focus, blood, and absolute understanding. Push too far — and the canvas pushes back. Perfection is not a destination here. It is the price of staying alive. ⌊INFO⌉ Update 3~2 chapters/day
Nymphaearoot · 35.1k Views