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Dead Girls Don’t Say No A Yuri Apocalypse Novel When the world ended, Raven Salvatore didn’t cry. She stole a truck, maxed out her father’s credit card, and built a fortress of stolen goods. Survival was never about hope — it was about hoarding, hustling, and hitting first. Then she met Alara. Beautiful. Dead. And unlike any zombie Raven had ever seen. Alara wasn’t just wandering aimlessly like the others she was aware. Hungry, yes... but for her. Something about Raven’s very existence stirred a sliver of life back into the girl's rotting heart. Armed with a mysterious system that gifts her a private Sanctuary dimension, Raven becomes a new breed of survivor. She doesn’t just dodge the undead. She cultivates food in barren wastelands, stockpiles weapons inside her pocket world, and most dangerously nurtures her own evolving zombie companion. As Raven feeds Alara crystallized nuclei from fallen zombies, Alara begins to grow stronger... smarter... closer. No one warned Raven that love would be the deadliest infection of all. With humanity’s last cities crumbling, the earth poisoned, and mutated horrors lurking in every shadow, Raven has one simple rule: "Don’t trust the living. Trust the girl who would kill for you instead." In a world where survival is bought in blood and sanity rots away like the flesh of the dead, Raven and Alara carve out a life together — violent, tender, and defiantly alive. Dead Girls Don’t Say No is a genre-bending, unapologetically queer tale of survival, devotion, and undead romance at the end of the world. For fans of brutal apocalypse sagas, dark love stories, and heroines who refuse to die quietly.

Pamela Isley was just a brilliant, quiet student at Gotham University—more comfortable among plants than people. But when the fainting spells began, she didn’t question them. Not at first. She simply woke up at her desk, groggy and alone, while her professor assured her it was stress and sleepless nights. What Pamela didn’t know was that every blackout brought her closer to something unnatural—something irreversible. Haunted by vivid dreams of glowing IVs and the sting of restraints, Pamela begins to suspect the truth: she’s being experimented on. When her prized creation, a deadly hybrid flower called the Midnight Rose, reacts to her touch in a way no plant should, it confirms her fears—her body is changing. Her blood, her mind, her connection to the natural world… all of it evolving. But in Gotham, secrets rarely stay buried. With the help of Barbara Gordon, a tech-savvy classmate who sees more than she lets on, Pamela begins to unravel the conspiracy surrounding her transformation. What she finds will force her to choose: stay silent and survive, or bloom into something far more dangerous than anyone ever imagined. This is not a story of heroes or villains. This is the story of a woman reshaped by betrayal, reborn through nature’s vengeance, and willing to do whatever it takes to reclaim her body, her freedom and maybe even her heart as she takes on the mantel of Posion Ivy accompanied by Barbara Gordon and a harem of powerful women she will carve out a life in a world dominated by magic and mayhem. This is the story of Posion Ivy's rise from a college student into a force of nature as she becomes who she was created to be.

The ninja world of Naruto as seen by additional peers of Naruto & Company who graduated in the same class. Events of the manga & anime (excluding filler episodes) get different takes in this story series with the fundamental premise that this AU may NOT violate canon events of the series. Begun in 2009 as a collaborative story project on Yahoo! Groups by William Beard, George Kicklighter, Maria Matthews, Rei Smith, Scotty Keyser, Holly Monger, and Ciara Bernhardt, the stories and ideas are now gathered into a cohesive story. The original archives have been fully uploaded and new content (when completed) is released the first Friday of each month.

{WARNING: MATURE CONTENT 18+} (No NTR or Yuri) The world marches toward an unavoidable ending. A foul, unstoppable plague of corruption called the Scourge is devouring every corner of the world. A king, Ixion, once nobly fought against the vicious, untamed foes; however, the fruitless nature of the fight was that it could only end in one fashion — a pitiful loss. If that was the destined fate of the world, and his resistance would buy a year or two at most… Why spend the little time he has left in the depths of melancholy and grief?! Why not enjoy his life while the world crumbles?! So, Ixion decides to make a list of things he wants to do and accomplish before the world’s demise. A list full of his most devious, lecherous fantasies and desires, alongside a plot of revenge — revenge against the world that had forsaken him.

Kushina Uzumaki, once the fiery wife of Minato Namikaze and devoted mother of Naruto, meets her tragic end during the Nine-Tails attack. In her final moments, she sees the truth of her husband’s life—that Minato, manipulated by others from the beginning, failed to protect her, failed to protect Naruto, and failed to resist the hidden powers controlling Konoha’s fate. With her dying breath, she vows that if given another chance, she will live not as a sacrifice, but as a woman who protects her son and seizes her own happiness. Between life and death, Kushina is confronted by a mysterious white-clad figure known as the Outsider. He grants her three gifts: the power of the Rinnegan, a reborn Nine-Tailed Fox companion named Yumi, and forbidden knowledge of her world’s future—including the tragedies of Naruto’s youth, the schemes of Konoha’s elders, and even the distant events of Boruto’s time. Reborn as Raven Kamizaki, the daughter of humble villagers who run the small eatery Krusty Kunai, Kushina awakens in a child’s body with her memories intact and the burden of foresight. Her mission is clear: protect Naruto from the shadows, punish those who engineered the downfall of the Uzumaki clan, and reshape the shinobi world on her own terms. Along the way, she will gather kunoichi allies, resurrect her grandmother Mito, and even spark culinary wars as her parents’ pizza threatens Ichiraku Ramen’s long-standing supremacy. But Raven’s ambitions do not end with the Elemental Nations. The Outsider’s presence has revealed that her world is only one fragment of a far greater reality, and her future knowledge has shown her glimpses of other realms beyond the stars. With the Rinnegan, Yumi at her side, and an ever-growing circle of powerful women bound by devotion, Raven dares to dream bigger than any shinobi before her. Her ultimate goal: to forge the first multiversal Yuri harem, uniting strong and beautiful women from across the infinite cosmos—not just to expand her strength, but to create a legacy of love, freedom, and power that transcends worlds themselves. The story of Raven Kamizaki begins in Konoha, but her path will lead to the stars.

Transported into the world of Zenless Zone Zero, I became Zhe. With a cute younger sister, a high-paying job, a car, and a house, life should have been great. But why does my system seem so... off? Is there some kind of mistake here? Belle: "If you get one, we'll just have to chop it off!" Anby: "If it's possible, I'd like Zhe to sleep with me..." Ellen: "I don't know why, but I kind of want to bite you..." Koleda: "You smell a bit like my fath... No, it's nothing." Nicole: "Can you give me a little more time? If it really comes down to it, I can repay you with my body..." Miyabi: "I wish to undertake the training of bearing a child." Evelyn: "Please don't tell the young miss about what's between us just yet." Astra Yao: "Next time, let's bring Eve with us too~" ... With so many girls, let's see how Zhe can avoid being split into equal pieces Enjoying the story? Support the author and get access to early chapters by joining my Patreon! Find me at My : patreon.com/RuneA

Rim Young has a problem: he's hopelessly, irreversibly obsessed with S-Class Esper Wi Hajoon—the villain of the century. The kind of ridiculously hot, walking red flag who makes normal people run for the hills. Rim Young? He runs straight into the knife. After suddenly migrating into the novel where his favorite villain is real and breathing the same air, Rim Young's fictional crush metastasizes into a full-blown, life-ruining obsession. He's blind to every warning sign. The knife at his throat? Romantic. Being treated like garbage? Just a villain's love language. The villain calling the bed “their place to talk”? Rim Young volunteers. Honestly… how much love-blindness is biologically possible? (Asking for himself. Definitely himself.) But he also has a mission: ensure the main character and the male lead survive and reach their happy ending. Unsurprisingly, Wi Hajoon is the biggest obstacle to that route and Rim Young has to oppose him.

When terminal, Quirkless 11-year-old Haruto Akagi experiences a "Reboot," his mind merges with two others: a traumatized battle-hardened Mercenary a.k.a Deadpool. And a huge Anime Fan with future knowledge of the world. ********** Not a translation.

Kaito Nakamura was just your average 22-year-old NEET, unemployed, over-caffeinated, and utterly convinced that Goku could solo the entire Naruto verse. But thanks to one fatal popcorn choke later, he wakes up as a five-year-old in the Dragon Ball Z universe… with a glitchy system, a chat group full of reincarnated anime nerds, and a gacha mechanic that might be more cursed than helpful. What to Expect: • [Chat Group] • [Comedy] • [Weak to Strong] • [Slice of Life] Please kindly be aware that I do not claim ownership or credit for any pre-existing characters or content associated with the Original Dragon Ball/Z/GT/Super/ect.. franchise.

This is a story about a former Jedi, reincarnated from the galaxy of Star Wars into the world of My Hero Academia, who becomes a hero in order to restore the Jedi Order, while unknowingly and gradually becoming aware of her growing, affectionate relationship with Himiko Toga. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… Count Dooku, leader of the Separatists, had fallen, and the Clone Wars were nearing their end. Yet even that was part of the grand design of the Sith Lord, Darth Sidious. At last revealing himself, the Dark Lord carefully manipulated the Jedi hero Anakin Skywalker into falling to the dark side, taking him as his apprentice. Thus, the former hero was given a new name, Darth Vader. To annihilate the Jedi, Vader stormed the Jedi Temple, cutting down everyone in his path without mercy, men, women, even children. Among those who witnessed that horrific scene in disbelief was a single man. But the Dark Lord showed him no mercy either. A blade fell, and his life came to an end. …Or so it should have. His story did not end there. He awoke once more. Far beyond the era of the Galactic Republic, on a distant planet called Earth, in a world where nearly eighty percent of the population possessed a mysterious power known as “Quirks.” His name had changed. His body had changed. Even his gender was no longer the same. And yet, she chose to live on as a Jedi Knight once more. This is the story of a girl who, bearing the name of the Jedi, walks the path toward becoming a hero.

I am Sakura Haruno. Most people see me as useless, but in reality, I am one of the strongest kunoichi in the shinobi world. I have trained hard, refining my strength and skills to reach the top. Don’t be deceived by appearances—one punch from me is enough to bring any enemy to their knees. If you think you can get close to me, let alone break through my defenses, then prepare to face true power. I’ll show you that determination, intelligence, and real strength can never be underestimated. Cover pict is from pinterest This fanfic tl Raw : 木叶:我,忍战樱,全靠 技术! IF WANT MORE CHAPTER LET'S SEE MY PATREON pa treon.com/YuuWand I Will Consistent Update ..

Kōichi Hayashi gets thrown into the KonoSuba World and immediately crashes into Kazuma Satou! While everyone else transmigrates to become overpowered heroes, these two team up on the spot and become the Isekai’s “Evil Duo”! They mess with Aqua, toy with Megumin, and keep Darkness right where they want her, turning this wonderful isekai into a paradise of chaos! A slacker genius x a master of antics. The two of them join forces to make money, stir up trouble, and screw over their teammates! When two top-tier pranksters come together, the KonoSuba World laughs itself to pieces! For this chaotic world, here comes a nonstop, laugh-out-loud carnival! ... This is a fan translation of 素晴:为鬼畜的世界献上搞笑 by 不吃咖啡豆, if you can, please support the original author.

“I want to become an Eminence in Shadow.” With that dream in his heart, Cid was born into an ordinary, real-world life. Later, he is reborn in another world, only to discover that this new world is far too peaceful. Just as he begins to think that becoming a true Eminence in Shadow will be impossible in this lifetime, the world undergoes a dramatic change. Devils, Vampires, Angels, and Gods begin appearing one after another in this new world. “Listen… this world is cheering for the birth of an Eminence in Shadow.” So declared Shadow. … This is a fan translation of 在新世界成为影之实力者 by 风华霜雪, please support the original author if you can. DxD // Strike The Blood // Eminence in Shadow Crossover (World Fusion) Protagonist: Cid/Shadow Probably a harem, but the Shadow personas will remain intact. The characters behave as they do in the original, though external circumstances may eventually lead to an inevitable harem ending.

After falling in the battle of the strongest against Ryomen Sukuna, Satoru Gojo finds himself in a limbo where he finally reconciled with the ghost of his past. He then headed north ready for whatever comes next, be it nothingness or a new beginning. However, the 'afterlife' wasn't what he expected. Satoru wakes up to the biting cold of the Himalayas, as an infant left on the nondescript wooden doorsteps of Kamar-Taj. A Satoru Gojo x Marvel crossover! ... Disclaimer: If I owned Satoru Gojo, he'd probably be canonically hanging out with Iron Man already. Unfortunately, I don't, so these characters belong to their respective creators. I only own the mess I’m putting them in. Additionally, this is not translation, this is an original fanfiction written by yours truly.

He was unfortunate enough to be reincarnated into an anime multiverse, but lucky enough to be granted the "Golden Finger" cheat—the standard equipment for any transmigrator.Given that the world he arrived in was High School DxD, he knew he was in for a life of luxury and fortune.

When the Frenzied Flame scorched the world to ash, Lynn finally escaped the Lands Between—that cycle of death and rebirth that had pushed him to the brink of madness.Lynn—the former Elden Lord, Lord of Stars, and Lord of Frenzied Flame—had expected to wake up to yet another cycle of reincarnation.

when others transmigrated into the world of Overlord, they were either a Supreme Being of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, or... a Supreme Being of the Great Tomb of Nazarick. So why, of all things, did she have to become the "Holy Queen Greatsword"?

"The most repressed protagonist has transmigrated into the least 'repressed' world."After transmigrating into the body of Denji, he originally planned to fly far away and start a new life with Reze. To his surprise, he found himself transported once again—this time to the world of Arknights.The Good News: Reze is still here, and so is Pochita.

Clay gained a memory that suggests he reincarnated as a minor villain in a unique blend of Eastern and Western fantasy. He ran away and refused his fate, losing the Ultimate Villain System. For choosing his own destiny, he was instead given an incomplete Harem Pampering System as a compensation that enhances his strength as long as he is spoiled by the members of his harem. He used it on his maids, as they are the ones who naturally serve him daily. However, what happens when each of his maids turn out to be Final Villainesses connected to the fate he ran away from? And what if they could hear his thoughts because of the system defect? And now, running away from his fate, he had unknowingly taken a path far worse than he was originally meant to be.

Humanity already destroyed itself once. Ethan Cross saw it all— the betrayal, the corruption, the so-called geniuses… and the exact moment his species stopped deserving to survive. He died on the battlefield, surrounded by ruins… knowing he could have stopped it. Then he woke up. One year before the launch of Realm of Chaos, the system that will decide humanity’s fate. But something went wrong. He’s not alone in his body. Fragments of another soul interfere, question him, try to change decisions he already knows must be made. And Ethan has no patience for that. This time, he won’t trust anyone. He won’t follow rules. And he definitely won’t play the hero. He’ll build his own power, tear down those who doomed the future… and rewrite humanity’s fate, even if it means becoming something worse than his enemies. Because he’s already seen how it ends. And he has no intention of letting it happen again. “I’m not here to save you. I’m here to make sure you don’t destroy yourselves again.”