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Arsenal is in turmoil. Once a Premier League powerhouse, they’re now struggling, haunted by the exodus of key players, fractured leadership, and a fanbase on edge. Just when hope seems lost, a surprise arrival stirs the Emirates: a transfer from Sporting Lisbon. Young, fearless, and unnervingly composed, Kai isn’t just another prospect—he carries the instincts of a past life and the burning drive to revive a fallen giant. Armed with elite technique, iron will, and something deeper—something unexplainable, he begins rewriting Arsenal’s fate, one match at a time. But in the ruthless world of top-flight football, talent isn’t enough. Can one player, reborn from obscurity, defy expectations and spark a revolution in North London? ... Feel like joining a Patreon for free and subscribing to advanced chapters? Visit the link: [email protected]/GRANDMAESTA_30 Change @ to a

Ethan Vincent dies as a failed art student and gets reincarnated in the Harry Potter world with a twisted gift: his artwork comes to life. What he thinks are innocent paintings that bring joy to others are actually living nightmares that traumatize everyone around him. At Hogwarts, his portrait of Lily Evans nearly drives viewers insane with obsession. His three-headed hellhound painting terrorizes magical competitions, sending dozens of contestants to the hospital. When the Ministry tries to prosecute him, he manipulates his own trial so masterfully that he walks away richer while his accusers face prison. The terrifying part? Ethan genuinely believes he's a kind, misunderstood artist spreading beauty to the world. As he masters goblin sculpture and prepares an "artistic gift" full of deadly traps for Professor Quirrell, one thing becomes clear: this isn't the story of Harry Potter anymore. This is the story of how an oblivious artist accidentally became the wizarding world's greatest threat, all while thinking he was being helpful. ______________________________________ The Mc mostly uses his "Art" to convince people. I've Deleted the Nationalism, corrected the Dialogues, Names, Charms, Spells and made some changes to certain things. Hope you like it!

Once, an old turtle named Sifu found a small monkey lost deep inside a forest and gave him the name Las. As he grew older, Las trained harshly under his master, Sifu. Down in the underground city known as Rock City, Las made many friends. One of them was Eli, a white cat with green eyes, along with his three close friends, Piu, Skav, and Vroom. One day, outside the city, an eagle appeared carrying a papyrus scroll. That event became the reason the entire Rock City was destroyed by the Black Wolves, and Sifu was killed, forcing Las and his friends to abandon the city and escape to the unknown surface world. Now, after losing his arm, Las must survive in the vast and unfamiliar world stretching out before him.

Before God Valley. Before the Pirate King. There was her. Zenka Jaygarcia, a Celestial Dragon born not into privilege, but into experimentation. Molded by the World Government, shattered by the Soul Edge, and resurrected again and again through defiance, she became their greatest weapon… and their deepest fear. Now, on the brink of chaos, the Five Elders unleash her upon the most dangerous threat in the New World: the Rocks Pirates. But Zenka has her own will. Her own blade. And her own agenda. From the gilded horror of Marijoa to the lawless madness of Hachinosu, follow the rise of a woman who cannot die, a miracle made of steel and blood. As kingdoms shake and monsters awaken, hidden enemies are lurking. Waiting for their chance.... more than 100 years! (not a reincarnated person!!)

Uchiha Fugaku tried loyalty. They called him a traitor. Uchiha Shisui tried sacrifice. They stole his eyes. Uchiha Itachi tried obedience. They made him a murderer. Uchiha Ren tried none of these things. And that makes him the most dangerous person in Konoha. What would you do if you knew your entire family would be murdered in ten years? Would you run? Would you beg? Would you fight? Uchiha Ren did something worse. He planned.

In a world of Logia admirals and Conqueror's Haki, Roldy had two things: a Mink's rage and the Moa Moa no Mi—the power to multiply anything by ten... The Celestial Dragons called him a freak. They were all right. When you can multiply your fist by ten, every problem looks like a nail.

Someone put a bullet in my head. Joke's on them — it activated my system. Now I'm Tony Stark's forgotten twin brother with super strength, regeneration, and an adamantium skeleton. I fly faster than his suits. I hit harder than his missiles. And my motorcycle just turned into a woman with serious attitude problems. Obadiah wants us dead? He's decorating the sidewalk. S.H.I.E.L.D. wants to recruit me? I lead or I walk. They called me the useless playboy. Wait till they see what I unlock tomorrow.

FYI if you expect to read a story focus on the main cast, I will have to disappoint you because this is a side story inside the shadow slave universe. the main cast MIGHT appear but only later and won’t play a significant role). This is a rather dark and gory fanfic synopsis: Eirwen is a rich and spoiled guy who gets infected by the Nightmare Spell and gets granted Immortality and many more insane powers. Immediately in his first trial he gets tangled up in the affairs of the Underworld, a strange place located God knows where. Eirwen gains insanely strong powers and a mysterious companion/teacher, Leviathan, whose goal is to reach the last layer of Hell through Eirwen‘s help. What are Leviathan’s goals and what will Eirwen do?

In the year 1340 of the Shire Reckoning, one year before the departure to the Lonely Mountain expedition, the Grey Wizard had yet to visit the Shire, the Dwarf King was still forging weapons in the Blue Mountains, and the dragon still slept deep within the mountain…In that very year, a young man from our earth unexpectedly crossed into Middle-earth, carrying the Hogwarts Sign-in System.Overnight, Hogwarts Castle rose from the ground, standing tall and majestic on the lands of Middle-earth; flying broomsticks streaked across the skies, becoming a unique sight in this world.In the wild lands, the legend of a black-robed wizard began to spread silently.He was a friend of the Elves, a bane to the Orcs, a nightmare to the Trolls, and the lifelong nemesis of the Dark Lord Sauron.Years later, when the Dark Lord was defeated, the Elves sailed West, and the Age of Men began—Kael, who had signed in at all corners of Middle-earth, looked toward the fabled lands in the West.[Location: Aman. Would you like to sign in?]

Buy the fully translated and completed novel here: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official A young man from Earth named Ao Tian is reborn on a primitive planet—as a baby dragon. But the long, lonely life of a dragon leaves him feeling empty, so he eventually chooses to fall into a deep sleep. 500 million years later, Ao Tian wakes up to a very different world. Humans now rule the planet, and one of the continents is called Douluo Continent. He remembers everything: Spirit Hall, Clear Sky Clan, Bibi Dong, Tang San… All the memories he had sealed away for millions of years come flooding back—and for the first time in ages, he finds life interesting again. “Little Nana, don’t call me Ancestor. Call me Brother Tian.” Gu Yuena, blushing: “Okay, Brother Tian…” He also hears that back when he was asleep, a wisp of his dragon aura leaked out. Someone stole it—and became the strongest being in the Divine Realm, the Dragon God. But even he ended up getting killed. Ao Tian doesn’t care." “Divine Realm? God Kings? I could crush them all with a single claw!” (This is an invincible main character story.)

【Single female lead】【Mutual devotion】【The darker the darkness, the stronger the light】【No conspiracy theories】 Reborn into the era of Douluo Dalu: The Unrivaled Tang Sect, Su Yunlin carries an exceptionally powerful pair of twin martial souls, along with a faintly flickering black balance scale between his brows. What kind of sparks will he ignite in this era? After entering Shrek Academy, Su Yunlin meets a very special person. When the legendary Light Goddess Butterfly collides with the Dark Night Monarch Moth, what kind of sparks will be created between the Dark Moth and the Light Butterfly? Su Yunlin: “Oi, old geezer, your daughter is in my hands. In this world, the winner takes all and the loser is nothing. What can you use to fight me? Hurry up and bring me ten immortal herbs to snack on!” Tang San roared in fury: “You brat, what did you just say!” Tang Wutong: “Oi, old geezer, I’m now in Yunlin gege’s hands. Bowing my head and bending my waist is out of respect! Lifting my head and standing tall is to give orders! Old geezer, hurry and recharge my brother’s soul tool motorcycle! And bring him ten immortal herbs, he’s hungry!” Tang San spat out blood in rage. Su Yunlin smiled faintly: “Don’t rush, old geezer. Standing before you is the new God of Evil, father of the Douluo Federation, founder of battle armor, and first tower master of the Spirit Transferring Tower. So hurry up and get to work!” Tang San stomped in rage: “This is sinful!” (P.S. This author’s setting: Wang Dong’er is Tang Wutong. Her divine realm memories are sealed, but she knows her memories are sealed, knows her parents, and knows she came under an alias. She is not a split personality or separate entity. Tang Wutong is simply Wang Dong’er under a different name. Pure love! Pure love! Pure love! Don’t let that old geezer Tang San look down on them!)

Get completed english translated version on my patreon shop: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official In the 21st century, the master magician Sun Wukong transmigrated to Douluo and shared a name with two other Wukongs. Ding! The check-in system activated, granting him the Super Saiyan bloodline and the Golden Circlet Rod Martial Soul. A human heart, a Saiyan body, goodness and evil combined, challenging gods with a mortal form. Sun Wukong: "Wait! Let me dye my hair first..." Tang San: "Damn it! Why don't my Tang Sect hidden weapons work on him? Impossible!" Qian Renxue: "This golden one is really pretty~" Zhu Zhuqing: "I prefer the one with the red hair..." Hu Liena: "This red-haired one is better~" Bibi Dong: "Sun Wukong, are you even a man?" Shui Bing'er: "You have to always use this blue one from now on." Gu Yue Na: "The God Realm bullied me, quickly help me destroy them!" Huo Wu: "Sun Wukong! Don't even think about running away again!" Ning Rongrong: "My father even suggested you marry into our Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect (???). If it comes down to it, we can even pay you…" Godzilla: "Roar!" (Give me some nuclear missiles, I don't have enough energy to work for you!) Above the Douluo Continent's sky, he decided to create a legend on this land, one that belonged solely to the Super Saiyan…

Get completed english translated version on my patreon shop: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official In an unexpected twist of fate, Xiao Yan, the renowned Alchemy Emperor from Battle Through the Heavens, finds himself reincarnated into the body of Tang San, a central figure in the Douluo Dalu universe. Armed with his profound alchemical knowledge and combat prowess, Xiao Yan navigates the complexities of his new life, challenging established norms and forging his own path.​ As he confronts formidable adversaries and uncovers deep-seated conspiracies, Xiao Yan's journey becomes one of self-discovery, power, and redefining destiny. Will he uphold the legacy of Tang San, or will he carve out a new legend that transcends both worlds?​ Available now on my Patreon Shop: Get the complete PDF file in one go patreon.com/UIGOD Shop

Get completed english translated version on my patreon shop: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official Su Chen transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and activated a golden finger that made him stronger just by writing a diary. Right from the start, he received a critical reward: Threefold Returning Vital Qi + a Hundred Years of Cultivation + Martial Soul Evolution. On this very day... Bibi Dong, Hu Liena, Qian Renxue, Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong… all discovered a unique [Diary Instance]. Within it, they saw their own fates—and even more absurdly, they received generous rewards from it! As the diary continued to update day by day, the three love-brained ladies of the Spirit Hall awakened and began madly farming rewards, torturing Tang San, and putting Yu Xiaogang in his place. The gears of fate began to turn. Everyone started enjoying their cheat-code lives—except Tang San and his crew, who were mentally broken. Spirit Master Tournament. Tang San looked at the contestants on the stage. Every single one of them was a Titled Douluo, all sporting 100,000-year spirit rings, and his father Tang Hao was being beaten like a dog. Tang San: "Back when I was fifteen, I stood on the tournament stage like a small fry. I swore through tears that one day, everyone would see me!" Later, after painstakingly becoming a god and finally obtaining 100,000-year spirit rings himself, he found out that those Titled Douluo from before had already become gods, and all upgraded their setups to a full set of million-year spirit rings. Tang San: "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river… My cheat just isn’t as OP as theirs. Let the dead rest in peace!" Yu Xiaogang: "Su Chen is a good man. In order to help me and Er Long's great love, he successfully had me castrated. But... Er Long... please come back!" Available now on my Patreon Shop: Complete PDF of this fan-fic on my Patreon shop if you want to support and own the full fan-fic in one go. Just grab the PDF and binge the entire story from start to finish! ( patreon.com/UIGOD ).

In a world where supernatural Awakening dictates status, power, and worth, West Einstein is nobody. At eighteen, he’s a Tier 0—unawakened, invisible, and easily discarded. In a city ruled from the shadows by gangs, factions, and mafia families with supernatural bloodlines, Tier 1 awakeners are treated like future kings, while people like West exist purely as background. That truth becomes brutally clear when West’s girlfriend publicly abandons him for Caleb Rourke, a newly awakened Tier 1 backed by a street gang. Humiliated in front of the entire school, West learns a lesson the city enforces without mercy: power decides everything... love included. That same night, something awakens within him. ~ The Cuckhold System ~ A ruthless system that offers West a way to climb the hierarchy by doing to others what was done to him. By targeting men who believe their relationships are secure and becoming the replacement, West earns Cuck Points, a currency that allows him to grow stronger, unlock abilities, and even awaken as a Tier 1. Failure means losing the system forever. Success means power. As West navigates high school, part-time work at a café, and a city on the brink of chaos due to newly discovered supernatural ruins, he begins to see the world differently. Gangs extort openly. Police bow instead of enforce. Supernatural ruins spark violent competition. Morality bends beneath ambition. What starts as reluctant participation soon becomes strategy. --------- NB: MC never gets NTRd after acquiring the system. He is the one who NTR others. 700 Powerstones Weekly = 2 Bonus Chapters 200 Golden Tickets = 5 Chapters Mass Release 500 Golden Tickets = 10 Chapters Mass Release Dragon Gift = 1 Bonus Chapter Castle Gift = 2 Bonus Chapters

After pulling an all-nighter reading web novels, he wakes up in 1999 Tokyo… in someone else’s body. The original owner, Mochizuki Akira, was an aspiring manga artist who worked himself to death before ever making it. Now, with his memories, his talent, and a strangely perfect memory of his own past life, Akira is left to figure out what to do next. He doesn’t particularly love suffering, and he never thought he had what it takes to succeed in the manga industry. But with skills he never had before, and knowledge of stories that haven’t been written yet, becoming a manga artist suddenly feels possible. At the very least… it might be a way to make money. ---- 1 Review = 1 Chapter

After being struck by the God of Fortune, he opened his eyes to find himself in the Douluo Continent. With no powerful bloodline and no outstanding background, he only possessed an AI-like mode of thinking caused by a soul mutation. But who says that having an AI means you can’t clear the Douluo Continent? Chen Ming: “Everything I have today is thanks to my own hard work. Little AI, begin inference!” You have classical hidden weapons, I have modern technology—let’s see who comes out on top. (Against Tang San, multiple heroines, does not follow Spirit Hall, self-created god position.)

Ning Wei has been concealing her identity, posing as a man and entering the entertainment industry to become an Idol. She only wanted to make money and look for her family. Unexpectedly, she gained a lot of fans from all ages and gender along the way. She also caught the eye of a certain young master. One day, Ning Wei’s identity as a woman was exposed. Her group members were shocked. The netizens were uproar. Her fans felt betrayed. Ning Wei looked at the young master in front of her and knew that he was furious. He was sincere to her from the beginning while she had lied to him. She tried all sorts of tricks to coax the young master. Just when she thought that she should give up, the young master pressed her against the wall and looked at her dangerously. “Wei Wei, you can’t run away after teasing me.” “Feng An Yu, I am a woman.” “I know. Whether you are a man or a woman, I still want you.” Cover and characters Illustration commission by kirinlukis --- Shared universe with: 1. Loving You Too Much 2. True Love and Other Lies 3. A Lifetime with You 4. The Dragon Beside Me 5. Love So Sweet 6. Commander Qi's Runaway Wife 7. The Wedding Planner's Romance 8. The Author Must Die 9. The Substitute Groom Chases His Wife

Fang Chen discovered that he had transmigrated into a fantasy novel and became the villainous holy son in it. Villains usually have great talent, strong backgrounds, and high status. He possessed a Dao Body physique and was the holy son of the Cloud Sky Holy Land, second only to one and above ten thousand. He was also devoted, always pursuing the female lead Lin Luowei and being completely loyal to her, but the female lead mistakenly believed he was the enemy who wiped out her clan and despised him deeply. She was even taken away by the male lead through a carefully designed hero-saves-the-beauty scheme. Fang Chen: “With such good conditions, why not behave well instead of being a simp.” At the same time, Fang Chen obtained a system. In just over half a month, he directly broke through a major realm, and his cultivation soared. And the female lead unexpectedly could hear Fang Chen’s inner thoughts and discovered that Fang Chen was not the enemy who wiped out her clan, but her lifesaver. The real enemy turned out to be the male lead’s father. The female lead’s character setting completely collapsed, and her attitude toward Fang Chen changed by 180 degrees. Fang Chen’s laying flat caused the male lead to have no one suppressing him, losing many opportunities to improve himself, and the normal plot of showing off turned into being slapped in the face instead. Female lead: “Fang Chen, I misunderstood you. I want to become the woman behind you, sheltering you from wind and rain!” Male lead: “Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Don’t bully the poor young man. Those who bullied me will pay the price!” Fang Chen: “Male and female leads, stay away from me. I want to lie flat!” After lying flat, Fang Chen discovered that the character settings of the male and female leads had collapsed!

Buy the fully translated and completed novel here: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official Huo Yuhao, after a failed possession attempt by a soul from another world, gains knowledge of future events. Armed with this foresight, he confronts the manipulations of the God King and the overarching control of the gods. Determined to change his fate, Huo Yuhao rises to challenge the divine order, aiming to overthrow the God Realm and confront those who seek to control destiny.​ Traveling back ten thousand years, he acquires a "system" essential for time travelers. This system provides him with unexpected rewards, such as the Sunflower Manual, leading to humorous and unforeseen situations. As he navigates this altered timeline, Huo Yuhao's actions ripple across the world, challenging established powers and rewriting history.​ The completed PDF file of this Fanfic is (English) available now on my patreon shop patreon.com/UIGOD