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Takumi died in a ridiculous way and ended up in another world. Instead of gaining a powerful ability, he ended up dragging along an arrogant and useless goddess. Now, trapped in a group where all his companions are more problematic than helpful, his new life promises to be a disaster full of debts, chaos, and embarrassment.

"Wu Long, the God of Pleasure, has fallen as he failed to breakthrough." This news have shocked all of the Three Boundless Worlds. Meanwhile, a sixteen-year-old disciple of a dual cultivation sect was startled awake from a coma, and after some moments of calming down and gathering his thoughts, a dangerous light flickered deep in his eyes: "Jun Shaoshan, I will climb back to the top and make you pay for everything, no one has ever been safe after offending me, Wu Long!" -------------- Dual cultivation is a method of cultivation that can be seen described in a lot of cultivation novels where a man and a woman cultivates together by having sex. -------------- ***DIscord Link: https://discord.gg/kDpJF6MUjr The Image on the cover is AI-generated with some minor adjustments and text editing done over it. Please check the auxiliary chapter with Frequently Asked Questions since there may be some answers to the questions you might want to ask. If you want to ask questions regarding the novel before reading you can do so in the comment section of the said auxiliary chapter. If you have posted a review and it is not appearing on the novel page and not changing the novel score, it may have stuck in the system (happened in the past and occasionally happening now). Please comment under the FAQ auxiliary chapter mentioned above if you notice this happen. I can usually contact support in daytime on weekdays and the problem is fixed within days and the 'stuck' reviews appear on the page. Thank you XD -------------- ***The explicit chapters will be marked in the chapter name after the chapter number as (R18) and will contain no crucial plot, only explicit scene, so if you want to read it as a novel without explicit scenes you absolutely can by just skipping the explicit chapters. Though as a disclaimer: dual cultivation IS the theme of the novel so there will still be some provocative or slightly explicit content in the normal chapters, but not full-on long explicit scenes. ***Since it seems that there are a lot of people that are very particular about what they want I will put here some of the things to expect so that it is easier for people to decide if they want to read this or not: - NO yaoi, NO yuri, NO incest ; - NO rape ( it may be mentioned, but only as a thing that exists, not in relation to any particular character ); - MC's heroines will NEVER cheat on him; - MC's heroines will NOT ALWAYS have V cards (but there will be a lot of them who do); These are all non-negotiable so if you cannot tolerate a novel that adheres to any of the above sentences you should probably skip this one. !!! WARNING (ADVERTISEMENT) there will be MILFs. XD

> **"Misunderstanding magic? Impossible. I'm just a humble supermarket cashier."** > Henry Anthony wiped his hands on his apron, looking at the Ministry official with innocent eyes. > "Sir, we detected Grade-5 Necromancy energy," the official insisted. > Henry paused for a second. **"Oh. Are you referring to my skeletal pet? Or the fact that I crawled out of my own grave last Tuesday?"** > The next day, Henry didn't get arrested. Instead, he got a job offer. > **Albus Dumbledore:** "Mr. Anthony, Hogwarts is in need of a unique talent like you." > **Henry:** "To teach Defense Against the Dark Arts?" > **Albus Dumbledore:** "No. Muggle Studies." > Thus, Hogwarts welcomed its weirdest professor in history. > He doesn't care about blood purity. He doesn't care about House points. > He just wants a quiet life and his monthly paycheck. > But when a certain Dark Lord tries to resurrect himself and disturb Henry's peace... > Henry sighs and picks up his shovel. > **"Look, buddy. Coming back from the dead is MY specialty. Get back in the ground."** > **What to expect:** > **Undead MC:** A Necromancer who acts like a chill salaryman. > **Professor POV:** Teaching young wizards about "Supermarket Economics" and "How to use a Toaster". > **AU Canon:** The Golden Trio Era, but chaotic. > **No Harem / Slice of Life / Comedy / OP Protagonist**

Harem Hypnosis Diary Author: Sixteen Nights Introduction: Mu Xiaoxiao has always believed that the three-piece set of hentai - hypnosis, time-stopping and drugging, is completely overqualified for the heroine of this world. Because you don't have to bother at all, just drag them to a place where no one is around, and if you oppress them a little bit, they will submit obediently, at most shouting a few words, but their bodies are very honest. There may be exceptions. But this time, you can use threats, which can basically handle 99% of women. But it's not that the three-piece set is useless, on the contrary, these abilities are used to deal with your peers. So how to survive in the Hentai world? Gaining power is a must, otherwise...the world is hell for you. "What's wrong with being a villain in order to survive?" Of course, it would be even better if there is a strong subordinates...

" it's a story about a question and a superhero. The question being, does human needs the power or superhero, and superhero being just a normal guy, who does not know what a superhero supposed to mean, for him his powers are just that, a normal. thing, he didn't understand why they are so special." " story will progress in direction of a typical direction of any movie, the only shiny part maybe being the simplicity of it." " the hero is a pure guy, who does don't care about how other's think of him , he has only one goal trough out the story and that's he sticks to till end, believing his heroism nothing more then an accident." " the villain is also a pure guy, but ome who has seen the world and has his edges cleaned by it. you can think him as a guy who knows the answer, but did not want to admit it. he is more human then the hero, who seems little comical and too pure for the world. his only shortcoming being after getting powers he couldn't control it."

In her first life, Primrose Vielle Illvaris thought the Lycan King hated her. He barely spoke to her, avoided her like the plague, and his people treated her as if she were invisible. After all, she wasn’t his choice, just a fate mate he never wanted. So when she met a tragic end, she welcomed death with open arms, hoping to step through the gates of heaven and spend her days running around the flower garden. But then … she was reborn. Thrown back to the past, right to the moment she was forced into their marriage, Primrose was determined to leave him before history could repeat itself. But just as she planned her escape, something strange happened— She could hear his thoughts. And they were nothing like his cold, distant behavior. 【My wife is so beautiful today … But if I look at her, I won’t be able to let go.】 【I'm a beast, I'm a monster, I don't deserve my wife ....】 Primrose almost choked on air. Wait—what?! The more she listened, the more shocking the truth became— HE WAS OBSESSED WITH HER. Every time she was near, his thoughts screamed: "MINE." "MATE." "MY WIFE IS MAD AT ME! I DESERVE TO DIE!!" Excuse me?! Since when did the cold, untouchable Lycan King turn into this pathetic lovesick fool?! ———— Follow my IG @Zenanicher Commission cover by Laylee

Li Feng was just a regular pervy guy from Earth who somehow landed in a world where cultivators cared way more about the Dao than their own mortal bodies. On his first day, by some crazy luck, he found 35,000 spirit stones on a dead cultivator. He blew 30,000 of those stones just to buy his way into one of the top sects as an outer disciple. After years of grinding and nearly burning through the rest of his stones trying to break through, he’s still stuck at the lowest cultivation level. Now, with only a hundred stones left and his patience running thin, he decides to spend those last stones on a night of mortal pleasure with a cold, distant senior sister who usually doesn’t give a damn about things like that. She agrees ,not because she’s interested, but because the price is hard to say no to. What Li Feng doesn’t realize is that this reckless move give him the chance to finally break free from his bottleneck and change everything. ___ A lot of Smut, No NTR, No Yuri. https://discord.gg/z97rRPN3Wt

Yoruha transmigrated into the world of Naruto and became a student at the Konoha Ninja Academy. He was bound to the AFK System: [You AFK for one day: Extract chakra, breakthrough chakra limits!] [You AFK for one month: Master taijutsu, comprehend the Eight Gates, and achieve the title of Taijutsu Grandmaster!] [You AFK for one year: Master ninjutsu, uncover the mysteries of ninjutsu, and surpass the Kage-level limit!] [You AFK for three years: Grasp the secrets of Yin-Yang Release, turn illusion into reality, and forge the perfect Sage Body!] Chakra, taijutsu, ninjutsu, kekkei genkai... No hard work was needed—just AFKing to grow stronger! One day, when Yoruha stepped into the Six Paths realm, the ninja world was shaken to its core. Even Jiraiya was stunned: "You’ve never trained, yet your ninjutsu is so powerful. How did you do it?!" Warning: MC gets OP fast. --- RAW: 火影：挂机就变强 --- For advanced chapters: [email protected]/ChakraMaster

Cassian Ven Dyke, the bastard son of a powerful ducal family, grew up in the slums of Veldora under the care of his father figure, sword master Russel. When Russel passed away, Cassian was left with only a silver necklace as his inheritance. After putting it on, Cassian was attacked by three psychotic thugs who tortured him in an attempt to steal the necklace. Refusing to give in, Cassian was ultimately stabbed through the heart with the very same necklace. Instead of dying, he mysteriously vanished as the necklace lodged itself in his heart. Just before disappearing, he heard an eerie message echo in his mind: [True mana detected. Origin: Human...] [Human detected. Compatibility with system: Confirmed.] * * * * * * Discord : https://discord.gg/VYpeADXd38

She became the youngest screenwriter in film history to win an Oscar, and the youngest Emmy winner in television history. She became the youngest Grammy winner in the pop music world, and the youngest Annie Award winner for Best Animated Feature in animation history. Her albums have sold over 300 million copies, yet even before turning twenty, the films she starred in had grossed more than ten billion at the box office. On top of that, she owned toy brands and fashion lines that set global trends… She is Isabella Haywood, from Great Britain. People often attribute Isabella’s success to her talent and hard work. But Isabella herself would say— “I believe the key to my success was that, at ten years old, I got to play Hermione Granger.” “Without Harry Potter, there would be no me today.” . . . . This is a translation! I do not own anything!

I've got more interesting stuff on patreon patreon.com/Chill76 The protagonist is an accidental time traveler - he didn't wait, didn't guess, only dreamed, but ended up in history, which he didn't pay much attention to. He was just lucky with his lineage. Ryo is a new member of the Nara clan, from the Uzumaki lineage on his father's side, and it so happened that he was born not at the beginning of the known plot, but more than three decades and two world wars later. Now he has to figure out how to get out of this situation however he can. I've got more interesting stuff on patreon patreon.com/Chill76

A family vacation is the most anticipated moment for any household. But for the Sudrath family, that getaway turned into a complete catastrophe. It started out pleasant enough. But the end? The entire family was thrust into an unfamiliar world—a realm where modern knowledge is no longer enough, where nobles rule with iron fists and commoners are reduced to slaves. Here, aura and magic are the sole currencies for survival. Yet, this family is different. They are reincarnated into nobility—as an exiled ducal house. A Duke? Isn't that the highest rank? Yes, the title is prestigious. But the glory days of House Sudrath are long gone. Their lands are frozen, their people are impoverished, and mounting debts loom right before their eyes. However, this family refuses to back down. They begin to engineer technologies that this world has never seen before. They transform a desolate, banished fief into the epicenter of modern civilization—introducing horseless carriages, factories running without magic, and weapons that do not rely on mana. But history once recorded something dark. The technology they are resurrecting... is known as Demonic Knowledge. And the world will not sit idly by. ————————————————— If you enjoy this story, your support through Power Stones, Golden Tickets, and reviews helps the novel grow and reach more readers. Thank you for being part of this journey. ————————————————— GENRE: Fantasy, Kingdom Building, Military, Isekai TAGS: Industrialization, Nobility, War, Strategy, Conquest https://discord.gg/YP2VCtrx

Sitting down in an internet cafe, Li Ke found himself transported to a world overrun by zombies. However, he also discovered girls from other worlds. Li Ke, who initially thought he would spend the rest of his life in this horrific world, unexpectedly discovered that he could travel to other worlds through these girls, to save them or collect resources. The methods he used were, however, somewhat embarrassing to discuss… But it didn't matter; as the savior of infinite worlds, he possessed special privileges!

Second book of RTSSIA Series. Read Book 1 through here: https://www.webnovel.com/book/34280531508761905 --------------- Commander Hans Flemmens is no longer just a survivor. With the Construction Yard deployed and a functioning base established, he now commands an army that does not tire, does not falter, and does not run out of ammunition. But a base is only the beginning. Beyond the industrial sector lies Grefort City—a hundred-kilometer expanse drowning in millions of infected. Hive clusters lurk beneath its streets, evolving with every passing day. And somewhere within its depths, the truth behind the zombie virus and Project HELIX waits to be uncovered. To secure his foothold, Hans must do more than defend. He must expand. Strategic facilities must be captured. Power grids must be restored. Entire districts must be reclaimed—one block at a time. Yet the infected are not his only enemies. Other survivors have begun to rise. And not all of them are willing to follow. In a world where the dead never rest and the living grow more dangerous by the day—a Commander must decide: Will he save what remains of humanity… or die trying to conquer it?

"I knew I was handsome enough to be a protagonist, but I didn't think it would happen like this." In the neon-drenched, filth-encrusted streets of Night City, survival isn't a goal—it’s a full-time job. Kael used to be a rising star at Arasaka Academy, a scholarship student with a genius-level talent for firearm technology. Now? He’s just another face in the crowd, flipping synthetic starch flatbreads filled with "meat" that used to have six legs, all while dodging stray bullets and Tyger Claw shakedowns. In a city that eats dreams for breakfast, Kael has learned the golden rules: keep your head down, pay your protection fees, and never—ever—turn around when a stranger calls your name. But his quiet, cowardly life is upended when his past literally catches up to him in the form of Lucy, a high-tier Netrunner neighbor who once stole his tuition and now demands his technical expertise. Just as the pressure of the streets reaches a breaking point, Kael’s reality fractures. He awakens in a mysterious, void-like space, only to come face-to-face with versions of himself from across the multiverse—a Pilot from the Frontier (Titanfall 2), a Ghoul from the shadows of Tokyo, a slayer of Goblins, and a hero in a world of Marvels. With a shared "cheat" that connects his many selves, Kael is no longer just a street vendor hiding from Arasaka’s shadows. From the depths of Night City to the edge of the galaxy, the legend of the "Simultaneous Traveler" begins. Night City, you son of a bitch... get ready to burn. in case you want to support me (special benefits) p4treon.com/talkfictome (+extra Chapters) (Remove the number four and replace it with an A)

What happens when the world’s most unpredictable ninja is replaced by a mind with no limits? Reborn as Naruto Uzumaki, a soul from another world finds himself at the center of a storm he knows all too well. There is no "System" to guide him, no "Cheat Codes" to grant him power. Only his intellect and the untapped potential of a Jinchuriki remain. To survive the Eye of the Moon Project and the looming Otsutsuki threat, "good enough" isn't an option. By mastering the alchemy of chakra—fusing Water, Earth, and the vital essence of Yang Release—he awakens a Wood Release that rivals the First Hokage himself. While his allies in the Leaf call him the "Little Sun," his enemies across the nations have a different name for him: The Underworld. With Kurama at his side in a bond no one saw coming, Naruto is ready to redefine the destiny of the Shinobi world. [No System] [Genius Protagonist] [Harem] in case you want to support me (special benefits) p4treon.com/talkfictome (+extra Chapters) (Remove the number four and replace it with an A)

After a life-changing accident, a young man named Hiroshi awakens in the Pokémon world, his soul fused with Ash Ketchum. Armed with his past memories and a fierce new determination, Ash is no longer the naive trainer he once was. His first mission: return to Viridian Forest and finally bring Pidgeot back to his side. With a more aggressive tactical edge, Ash set his sights on crushing the Sinnoh League and dominating the competition across Unova and Kalos. Alongside allies like Serena, Misty, and May, a new legend begins. The road to the championship starts now—and this time, he won’t stop until he reaches the very top. in case you want to support me (special benefits) p4treon.com/ThePlotHoleRefuge (+extra Chapters)

“If mercy and kindness can't save the world… then this time, I choose violence.” — Ethan Cole Huff… What the hell— …Did I seriously just— get reborn? Fifteen days before it starts? Before everything falls apart… and turns into that game. A voice cuts in— [Ding! Congratulations. You’ve been granted a one-time rebirth opportunity.] [Bonus reward: Spatial Storage Ring.] Ethan goes still. A cheat ability… and a storage ring? …You’ve got to be kidding me. Then— [Please choose: Join the humans… or the zombies?] He stares at it. If he picks human— Yeah. He knows exactly how that plays out. Scraping for supplies. Fighting over scraps. Watching people turn on each other. Dying like everyone else. … He exhales slowly. Then lets out a low, humorless laugh. “Yeah.” “I’ve done that already.” A pause. His gaze hardens. “Let’s try something else.” “Zombies.” For a split second— the system… hesitates. Then— [Warning… selection deviates from expected path.] Silence. And then— [God: …That’s a terrible idea.] A beat. [God: …Go on, then.]

Su Chen transmigrated to a parallel world with an extraordinarily developed film and television industry. By chance, he awakened an online drama production system: as long as the web series he created became a hit, he would receive various rewards. Immediately, he had the idea of adapting Honkai: Star Rail into a live-action series. But… who should he cast? Just then, a girl named Firefly appeared before Su Chen. How could she look so similar? She was practically a beauty who stepped right out of the 2D world! Not just her—there was also March 7th, Kafka, Silver Wolf, Bronya… Firefly: "You promised—you’d treat me to one Oak Cake Roll every day from now on." Space travel, interstellar adventures, the curtain of hegemony… The Herta Space Station, the onslaught of the Doomsday Beast, the climactic boss battle against Cocolia, Mikhail’s Treasure, the embers of Glamoth… Moviegoers worldwide went wild! "This is hype! Is this the Wildfire? Since when could boss battles be filmed like this?!" "How dare you hurt Miss Firefly! Screenwriter, you deserve to die a thousand deaths!" "To ‘trailblaze’ means to advance further down paths no one has walked before!" --- Read advance chapters on patreon.com/Ferasam