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"Is it flat, is it round?" "Shhh! Don't ask such again!" "Is the planet a flat plane, fixed in place or is it a sphere, spinning and revolving? Should we refer it to a planet or a realm? Confusing questions, I must say...almost stupid. Because, weren't we taught in school?" "You're right but merely looking, you realize that things seem not to add up. I have seen the Sun in the Sky." "Oh stop the cap!" "I'm serious!" "Yeah, right. Keep on with the fantasies!" "I know it's flat, I know it." •Multiple resets. •Destructions. •Erasure of history. Who knows? Could it be real? MC: Kelun_Kenmaru [KK]

What is this madness? I've been reborn in the world of Kaisen Jutsu. I've acquired Obito's Kamui technique. Furthermore, it seems I've become Zenin Obito in the Jujutsu world—a worthless, insignificant person with no special skills in life, and an outcast from my family. The only thing I'm grateful to the despicable person who brought me into this world for is that he didn't make me a woman like in that other stupid story. Now I'm trying to learn the cursed energy along with the memories I received from the previous loser in order to survive and not become the disgusting creature that Naoya Zenin calls me. It seems I'm literally his employee, a means for him to boast and become even more of a narcissistic bastard. Now he controls my life and is forcing me to join the Kyoto Jujutsu Academy.

He likes the color white because it reminds him of dollars and it just so happens that the man chasing after him had both white hair and billions of dollars for him to spend! Colton was an orphan he died of starvation beside a dumpster poor, alone and pathetic that kind of life he swore never to experience again. So when he was given the chance to travel through multiverse with a system called Yue by his side to help him He had to take revenge for the original owners of the bodies he'd take over and in exchange he'd be rewarded with both skills and a luxurious life hah! easy right? well not so fast because no one told him how he'd be given the ' luxurious life ' so when he was being chased by a certain somebody he was spooked! Colton - Yue come out right now this isn't what we agreed on! Yue - well host he's very rich you wouldn't have to do anything if you sit quietly by his side and continue to be pretty for him! Colton felt his mouth twitch this system..... was very similar to himself! of course who would want to always work if you could laze around? no one! Just then.... CEO : baby remove your clothes let me check if you have a headache! Vampire king: ( sniffs his neck ) baby let daddy check how soft your skin really is! Emperor: baby be my empress This Emperor want to check if that maid still cleans that seat! Colton : "??!!" the more worlds he went the more shameless men became! ............. The lists of arcs: 1 ) Arrogant Crossdresser ( ongoing ) 2 ) Vampire king's Midnight Dinner 3 ) A Package For The Emperor 4 ) Night Pole Dance For The Boss 5 ) Crazy Researcher In The Apocalypse 6 ) Prison Break 7 ) Real World spoilt, lazy, beautiful crossdressing shou who loved being a contented salted fish in his hubby's embrace / dark possessive, strong gong who loved spoiling his baby! ............ Book cover is not owned by me!

the omnitrix was a mere myth from the alien race in the galaxy unaware that it landed a planet filled with garbage. that is until a boy with a love for trash would use its power at the cost of painting a target on his back

An existence revered even by gods themselves grows bored—and decides to retire. After stepping away from divinity, he is reborn as Wright, a mortal in a fragile fantasy world. Inspired by the slow, peaceful lives he once read about in manga, Wright sets out to enjoy an otherworldly retirement: a small house in the forest, a garden to tend, good food to eat, and absolutely zero responsibility for the fate of reality. Or at least, that’s the plan. This is the story of the quiet, everyday life of a manga-obsessed former god—trying to live slowly in a world that can’t quite handle him.

Lucian transmigrated into the world of Ben 10, unexpectedly obtaining the Omnitrix and activating the Alien Hacker System. By completing missions, he gains power-ups that strengthen his Alien Heroes and unlock new alien DNA. Watch as he brings justice, takes down alien troublemakers, and sets out on his journey as a savior! Tetrax Shard: “Lucian, you’re a warrior worthy of respect. The Omnitrix should be in your hands!” Vilgax: “When did the Tetramands become this powerful?!” Ghostfreak: “I didn’t think there could be a ghost scarier than me!” Charmcaster: “Lucian, Uncle Hex forced me…”

One disgraceful public orgasm, and one classic assistance from Truck-kun… Instant transmigration straight into hell… or heaven? I died escaping from the most embarrassing moment of my modern life only to wake up as the disgraced Luna of a mighty kingdom. Powerless, despised, and mated to five scorching-hot, brutally possessive Alphas who loathe my very existence. Oh, and the original Luna? She cursed their... ahem... manhood back in their teens, locking them into years of aching, frustrated celibacy. No sexual release for them ever unless it was with her… now me. Armed with a sassy System that’s equal parts helpful and snarky, a virgin body hiding an experienced soul, I will flip the script, reclaim my power, and tease these frustrated Alphas until they beg, and turn their burning obsessive hate into scorching passion. Comedy, chaos, steamy reverse harem spice, and revenge. Who said dying couldn't be the start of the hottest second life ever? Even if I have to prevent a second death…

No one knows where he came from. Not even he remembers it clearly. They called him Malrick. And fate? It dropped him straight into the Marvel Universe... as an infant. Alone. Powerless. Human. Until he was found by Howard Stark. Adopted into a world of ambition, innovation, and cold secrets, Malrick was raised in the shadow of brilliance. Beside Tony, he studied machines, physics, and human nature. But beneath it all, something inside him whispered… Something alien. Everything changed on his 18th birthday. When his cells ignited. His blood shimmered. And the Kryptonian Code inside him awakened. Strength. Flight. Heat vision. Invincibility. And more than that — his unique power to bend time, space, and dimensional laws. He wasn’t just a superhuman. He was an evolutionary apex, the beginning of something greater. From that moment, Malrick's journey truly began. He left behind the shadows of Stark Tower, and stepped into something much larger. A Multiverse without limits. — The T-Virus spread in Raccoon City? He burned it out with solar fire. — Voldemort rising in Britain? He crushed a Horcrux between his fingers. — Darkseid watching from the far end of time? Malrick looked back. — Cosmic Entities and Celestials? They noticed him now. Resident Evil. DC. Swallowed Star. Harry Potter. The Boys. Naruto. Name a world — he walks it. And with each step, he evolves. Absorbing power. Defying fate. Rewriting the laws of existence themselves. He’s not just a visitor to these worlds. He’s their reckoning. "I am Kryptonian. Reincarnator. Multiversal anomaly. I do not follow the legacy of gods or heroes… I forge my own.” One man. Infinite timelines. And a storm coming for every universe that ever dared to write him off. ********************************** Join our discord server Link: https://discord.gg/Mr8Q62CH Support us on patreon (+Gain access to chapters in advance) Link: patreon.com/Zphyr_ ********************************** Check out my other fanfictions, they're good. I promise.

“Jaden, why is it that you, at such a young age, are unbeatable in so many areas—from cooking to fighting—and are known as the ‘Duel King’? Is it because of your mastery of fundamental techniques?” “No…” “Then is it because of your talent and hard work?” “Not that either.” “Then it must certainly be because of Ms. Nakiri, who is always by your side!” “No…” Jaden glanced at the system page, which indicated the only dish he knew how to make was grilled cold noodles. Even though he knew no one would believe the truth, he spoke plainly: “It’s mainly because the opponents are too weak; they’re just making the rest of us look good!” And thus, the joke that became the year’s best humblebrag was born! Support link: pat_reon.com/RioRaRyu for Advance Chapters ----------- Copyright disclaimer: I do NOT own anime nor any character or works featured in the fan-fiction. No copyright infringement intended.

Looking at his scarred body and facing the imminent danger of being imprisoned, Shirou could only look up at the sky helplessly. Alright, say no more, let me first travel through worlds. I've noted this grudge down; everything can wait until I return. ___________________________________ Shirou: "To protect my sisters' happiness, I will not hesitate to be shattered to pieces!" Passerby: "Excuse me, which sister are you protecting? After all, you have so many sisters?" Shirou: "Of course, all of them! After all, they are all my family." "So, would you like to be my sister?" ___________________________________ world currently Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? ... THIS IS A TRANSLATION! Copyright disclaimer: I do NOT own anime nor any character or works featured in the fan-fiction. No copyright infringement intended.

Nicole: “Um… Chiya, things have been a little tight lately—Wah! H-hey, don’t point that syringe at me! I’ll definitely pay you back next time, I swear! Phew… Chiya, you know how it is… could you maybe give me some meds…? H-hey, hey, hey! Anby, help me!” Jane: “Doctor Chiya, I’ll be relying on you again this time~ Ease this worn-out body of mine, fill my spirit back up… Oh? You’re mad? Alright, alright, I’ll stop. Then later, be a good boy and lie down in my arms—don’t make me do it myself, okay?” Caesar: “Chiya, I’m counting on you again. Sigh…!!! A-a shot?! Hahaha, I just remembered I’ve got something to do, I’ll be going now—Wah! Lucy! Burnice! Let go of me! The needle’s coming in!” Wise & Belle: “Chiya! Don’t get abducted by bad women! (laughing) We’re your childhood sweethearts! (stirring the pot)” Chiya: “I even helped cover your electricity bill… so why are you all just standing there watching…?” The miracle doctor of Sixth Street. The Cunning Hares’ creditor. The barefoot doctor of the Sons of Calydon. An Asclepius spoken of in the same breath as Phaethon… …but none of that matters to Chiya. Teacher… where are you…? Belle, Wise, me… we miss you so much…

On the surface, this is a tale of heroes—a legend that speaks of dreams and longing. The boy named Bell Cranel shall one day fulfill the gods’ deepest wish. Behind the scenes— Ryuu: Syr, I’m sorry. Riveria: Ais, I’m sorry. Artemis: Hestia, maybe I should apologize to you too? Alfia: Actually, I… Wait, half-elf sisters, the two great healers, and those Renard girls, Vouivre girls, Cat girls… Can we please take this one at a time? [Revised Liaris Freese mechanic: Roles reversed. The more people who hold admiration or love for Bell, the faster his growth.] [Revised Bell’s character: Argonaut with a harem-oriented goal, embodying both courage and wisdom.] [Reminder: This story follows the original Danmachi tone. Its foundation lies in growth through hardship—endurance increases from pain, and adventure brings Excelia. If you’re not comfortable with the protagonist suffering before fighting back, please be mentally prepared.]

"One minute, she was watching an absurd TV show, and the next minute, she transmigrated into the twisted world of 'Spoiling Wealthy Heiress'. “Warning, hosts, complete the mission or face dire consequences.” A cold voice buzzed. Wait, a system? She laughed – Kira was a money-hungry psycho with no filters at all. The game's on, and she was playing to win. But wait? Aren't they supposed to side with the female lead? Why are they all taking her side? Somehow Kira had become the star of this mess. And the system? It was bewildered, “It…it wasn't supposed to be like this.”

She became the youngest screenwriter in film history to win an Oscar, and the youngest Emmy winner in television history. She became the youngest Grammy winner in the pop music world, and the youngest Annie Award winner for Best Animated Feature in animation history. Her albums have sold over 300 million copies, yet even before turning twenty, the films she starred in had grossed more than ten billion at the box office. On top of that, she owned toy brands and fashion lines that set global trends… She is Isabella Haywood, from Great Britain. People often attribute Isabella’s success to her talent and hard work. But Isabella herself would say— “I believe the key to my success was that, at ten years old, I got to play Hermione Granger.” “Without Harry Potter, there would be no me today.” . . . . This is a translation! I do not own anything!

Arthur, a broke orphan, dies saving a mother and child—only to awaken as Arthur Evan Imperius, an F-rank villain from his favorite game, disowned and destined to die as cannon fodder in a world ruled by “chosen heroes.” At his lowest, he awakens the Ultimate Scavenger System—a strange, “weak” system that doesn’t grant power… it steals it. In a world secretly manipulated by bored higher beings, where heroes are protected by fate and overpowered systems, Arthur’s ability lets him hunt those favorites of destiny, ripping fragments of their powers to build something far more dangerous. Surrounded by hero's, Extra's, Ruthless Villian's, and hidden system-users, Arthur refuses to remain a minor villain. He will rewrite the his fate—turning humiliation into leverage, heroes into prey, and himself into the monster even the gods will regret creating. [ Battle Instinct has been extracted from the Warbound System ] [ Bond Resonance has been extracted from the supreme Harem System ] [ Adaptive Hero's Boon has been extracted from the Radiant Valor System ] ------ Here i am again with another cringy and unbearable novel. as you guys no what i mean. try it at your own risk.

No resources. No friends. No chance. Gwynevere Grim is not given the same treatment as the other twenty-four chosen ones. The only people showing interest in her are a prince and a princess—who happen to be getting over a breakup… with each other. Luckily, she is given the simple task of killing the King of Terror within five years or face execution by the very ones who summoned her in the first place. Little does she know, that may be impossible. Magic, drama, laughs, and love (and fantasy, lots of fantasy). GGWoW is a mature (and immature) romantasy that is a never-ending whirlwind of emotions. Posting daily at 4 pm EST What to expect - Fantasy and Fantasy tropes - Comedic moments - Romance - Profanity - Mature Romance - Poetry-based Magic System - Love-triangle All chapters containing mature scenes will be labeled within the chapter's title.

[UPDATE EVERY MONDAY, WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY AT 9 PM] Akira Tsukino never asked to be special. A mediocre college student with mediocre grades and a mediocre life, he found his only escape in Eternal Conquest Online—a massive fantasy MMORPG where millions of players fought, leveled up, and dreamed of glory. But Akira? He was stuck at level 43, grinding the same boring quests while elite players conquered legendary dungeons. Everything changed the night he discovered The Glitched Quest. What started as a harmless bug became a nightmare when the game's NPCs began showing real emotions, real fear, real desire. The beautiful ice mage who'd been nothing more than pixels and code now looked at him with genuine longing. The fierce warrior princess who'd given him scripted dialogue now bled when wounded. The mysterious assassin who'd followed programmed paths now made choices that defied her AI. And then the boundaries shattered completely. When Akira touches his keyboard, reality ripples. When he logs out, the game world doesn't disappear—it follows him. Ancient evils from Eternal Conquest are manifesting in Tokyo. His guild members are developing impossible powers. And the women from the game—the ones he'd unknowingly captured through that glitched quest—are appearing in his real life, claiming he owns their hearts, their loyalty, their very souls. Level up or die. In the game. In reality. The distinction no longer matters. Because someone is merging both worlds deliberately, and Akira—the weakest player who stumbled upon the greatest power—is the only one who can stop it. If he doesn't get killed by jealous players, ancient demon lords, or the five dangerously obsessed women fighting for his attention first. In a world where NPCs feel, code bleeds, and love transcends programming, one glitched player must become a hero—or watch both realities burn.

After Chen Kai was reborn, the system was bound. The first thing to do after rebirth is to trick your female brother Qin Xiaoyu into being his wife! "Little fish, let's discuss something." "Okay! Just don't borrow money." "Be my wife." "I treat you as a brother, and you want me to be your wife?" "Don't get me wrong, I just hope to use my wife's relationship to maintain our brotherhood!" Qin Xiaoyu nodded innocently, "It seems to make sense, but why do I feel that something is wrong?"

[ CURRENT STATUS: 230,438 Words ] [ Status: Ongoing - Long Chapters (2500-4500 words each) ] --- There are thousands of worlds, each with its own stories and legends. Every storyteller has a different motive: some seek power and wealth, others love and revenge. Some strive for adventure and passion, while others fight for justice and peace. In one of these many worlds—a distorted version of Middle-earth—a young man’s journey begins. However, the peace of this day is a deception. Our hero was once an ordinary teenager who died protecting a friend in a gang fight. He wakes up to find himself in a Middle-earth that is vastly different from the tales he knew. In this realm, Elves, Humans, and Dwarves share the land with darker shadows: Vampires, Liches, Werewolves, Hydras, and Basilisks. The history of this world is not what was told in the books. While our hero sets out for the Shire to find Gandalf and Thorin, he acquires a Kingdom Building System, turning his survival mission into an epic quest to carve out his own destiny. --- ⚠️ WARNING FOR TOLKIEN PURISTS: This is a Radical Alternative Universe (AU). While the foundation of this world is built upon Tolkien’s original work vast parts of history and lore have been fundamentally rewritten. You will encounter familiar landmarks and themes, but the origins of races like Orcs and Dark Elves, and the inclusion of entirely new creatures, mark a deep departure from the original books. Fanfiction is about exploration and "What if" scenarios. If you are looking for a story that strictly adheres to the established canon, this is NOT for you. If you want the original story, the books are always there to be reread. --- What to expect: Grounded MC: No overpowered protagonist. Success is earned, not given. No Harem: While the MC remains loyal to one person, you might encounter side characters or world elements where harems exist. Strategic System: The system is for management and kingdom building, not a "cheat code" for instant strength. Complex Hero: A slightly chaotic yet serious protagonist. A Multiverse Twist: Potential appearances from different anime universes and John Flanagan’s works. Alternative Universe: This is a radical departure from the original Hobbit and LOTR canon. Strictly no LGBT content. --- the world where the novel takes place is middle earth as seen in the hobbit and lord of the rings books. [author of the books: john ronald reuel tolkien] but i made some changes. sites that are my sources of information about the world: for map: http://lotrproject.com/ for information: https://tolkiengateway.net also some characters from john anthony flanagan books will be in my novel. If you don't know about John Flanagan's characters, you can get it from this site:https://flanagan.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Characters ---- If you’d like early access to my other projects and want to support me, you can visit me here: patreon.com/Shadow-Walking

In a world where supernatural Awakening dictates status, power, and worth, West Einstein is nobody. At eighteen, he’s a Tier 0—unawakened, invisible, and easily discarded. In a city ruled from the shadows by gangs, factions, and mafia families with supernatural bloodlines, Tier 1 awakeners are treated like future kings, while people like West exist purely as background. That truth becomes brutally clear when West’s girlfriend publicly abandons him for Caleb Rourke, a newly awakened Tier 1 backed by a street gang. Humiliated in front of the entire school, West learns a lesson the city enforces without mercy: power decides everything... love included. That same night, something awakens within him. ~ The Cuckhold System ~ A ruthless system that offers West a way to climb the hierarchy by doing to others what was done to him. By targeting men who believe their relationships are secure and becoming the replacement, West earns Cuck Points, a currency that allows him to grow stronger, unlock abilities, and even awaken as a Tier 1. Failure means losing the system forever. Success means power. As West navigates high school, part-time work at a café, and a city on the brink of chaos due to newly discovered supernatural ruins, he begins to see the world differently. Gangs extort openly. Police bow instead of enforce. Supernatural ruins spark violent competition. Morality bends beneath ambition. What starts as reluctant participation soon becomes strategy. --------- NB: MC never gets NTRd after acquiring the system. He is the one who NTR others.