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Mandrax Randoff, a fourteen year old Furrha with the typical life of a normal loser, seems to have gotten himself in between a Millenia war between the Demons and Beasts. He up to a point never even believed the gods existed, that is until, a primordial god took a liking to him. And the god wasn't the only one thinking about making Max's life a little more chaotic by pinning him with many expectations. Join Max's Journey as he tries to gain enough strength to survive in the beastverse, all in the while making friends and enemies.....very powerful enemies, along the way. A universe way passed advanced, filled with all kinds of monsters, demons, and elves that have a bone to pick with each other.

Marriage means different things to different people. For Thalia Kim, it means survival. Five years ago, she died on her wedding night. Not in a dramatic, metaphorical way, but quite literally, with a broken bottle driven straight into her heart. She had only been doing what she always did. Men could never fully handle her, and they rarely stayed conscious after. So when her third husband went still, she assumed he had fainted, just like the others. He hadn’t. He opened his eyes, saw something he shouldn’t have, and panicked. Before her power could take effect, everything went wrong. That was how she lost her first tail. Now she only has eight left, and worse, her core is already starting to break. If it collapses completely, even a year would be considered lucky. So yes, she needs to get married again—not for love, not for happiness, but simply to stay alive long enough to become human. The plan is simple: find someone, get married, survive. It would have worked. If she hadn’t proposed to William Carter. A man her sister is clearly afraid of. A man who does not look like someone she can control. And more importantly, a man who should have refused without a second thought. But he didn’t. He said yes! Just like that, without hesitation, without question, as if the decision had already been made long before she even asked. Now, things are already starting to go wrong. Her ability doesn’t work on him. She doesn’t know what he wants. And he doesn’t seem like the kind of man who makes careless decisions. Which leaves her with one very inconvenient problem... This marriage might keep her alive. Or it might end exactly the way her last one did.

Hayashi Shuichi traveled back to the world of Detective Conan more than thirty years ago, becoming childhood friends with Eri Kisaki and Kogoro Mouri. In a Conan world where the "God of Death" has yet to be born, cases still abound endlessly. Formerly a detective in his past life, now a high school student, Hayashi Shuichi becomes the savior of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department, helping the Criminal Investigation Division solve one murder case after another. During his investigations, he encounters the future mature and charming "wives and older sisters." … Shinichi? It feels a bit strange for a girl to have this name." "Ran, actually, Sonoko is your half-sister from the same father!" "Little Ai? Is it okay to give your daughter such a nickname?" "Senpai, I’ve never agreed to go out with Inspector Megure. I… I’m still waiting for you…" "Onii-chan, there are still some issues with the cases at the Prosecutor’s Office. Why don’t you come to my place tonight, and we can discuss them thoroughly together?" traveled back to the world of Detective Conan more than thirty years ago, becoming childhood friends with Eri Kisaki and Kogoro Mouri. -------------------------------- 70 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

Megan Kane transmigrated into a book, where her role is unmistakably that of the villainess. However, unfortunately, she has no intention of changing. She just wants to destroy everyone equally. From then on, Megan Kane roasts everyone and everything, elegantly and calmly winning verbal battles against all. As for that bullshit called love, she wants nothing to do with it. Jason Forrester traps her in his arms, "Don't you love me anymore?" "I love your mother's ass." Megan Kane was dying to kick the male lead in front of her away. But Jason Forrester replied, "Woman, you want to meet my mom? Are you that desperate to marry me?" Megan Kane's face turned pale with rage, "Are you insane?" Jason Forrester sealed her lips with a kiss, "Well, I'm about to take my medicine."

He transmigrated into the Naruto world and became Naruto Uzumaki—yes, that Naruto—and even unlocked a ridiculous favorability system. Get people to like him, and he can straight-up copy their abilities. According to the script, all he has to do is obediently walk the “Child of Prophecy” route, farm goodwill like a game NPC, collect rewards, and smoothly become the Seventh Hokage… easy mode, right? Wrong. Naruto takes one look at the script and says, “Nah.” No grinding approval, no licking boots—he’ll do things his own way. After all, being Naruto means being stubborn, loud, and absolutely unmanageable! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can visit my Patreon page: Patreon.com/PhoeniXcel I upload 2 chapters daily on Patreon! There are 20+ advanced chapters available for you to read. Your support would be greatly appreciated.

Hoshino Sora thought traveling into the world of Food Wars! would be simple—cook delicious dishes, win hearts, and conquer taste buds. But something felt… off. At Totsuki Academy, the Day Dormitory was ruled by the ever-hungry manager Shizuka Hiratsuka, who sat cross-legged and ordered meals like a queen. Shiina Mashiro excelled at desserts, yet always ended up covered in cream. Akane Kubo Momo pinched her cheeks in annoyance. Jabami Yumeko served plain dishes, but after flashing her unsettling smile, they somehow transformed into masterpieces. Meanwhile, Akame and Kurome Shizuka formed an iron triangle as terrifying judges. Nakiri Erina, Arato Hisako, Mito Ikumi, Tadokoro Megumi, Shiina Mashiro, Jabami Yumeko, Akame, Kurome… one by one, the heroines gathered in the dormitory, cooking together—and ganging up on Sora. “Let’s just say… why am I forced to live in the girls’ dorm?! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Isn’t this way too much bullying?!” (As everyone knows, this is a food novel.) -------------------------------- 70 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

Haru Uzumaki is a 15-year-old high school student who lives in Chiba, Japan. He has a distant relationship with his younger-twin-sister Naru, who always treats him rudely. One day in spring, he encounters a girl playing piano on one of his travels to a junkyard and helps her in many ways as he discovers that her name is Weiss Schnee. At the same time, he also found his sister is actually an otaku with an extensive collection of moe anime and younger sister-themed eroge she has been collecting in secret. Noticing his sister has no one to share her secret hobbies with, he accompanies her to join the online community "Otaku Girls United!" tea party at a maid café in Akihabara, where he meets a chuunibyou girl who call herself "Blake Belladonna". A Romcom story featuring Naruto, RWBY, High School DxD (plus Fairy Tail) characters as its cast.The story was heavily inspired by Oreimo and Sayonara Piano Sonata. BONUS STORY! In the World of Midgar In the year 3000 of the 3rd age of Midgard calendar, a woman named Haruka Heartfilia reigned supreme as the Black Empress. She was known for her immense power, and had almost succeeded in subduing the world. However, her ambition and ferocity made her many enemies who banded together to oppose her. Despite her overwhelming strength, Haruka was ultimately defeated, and her reign came to an end. Her legacy, however, continued on for centuries. One thousand years after Haruka's downfall, a girl from modern Japan finds herself inexplicably possessing Haruka's body. As a result, the girl now carries the burden of Haruka's past, traveling through a world of Midgar that has been shaped by her legacy. She struggle to come to terms with her new identity, and with the fact that she is now living Haruka's life. She must navigate the world as she attempt to uncover the truth behind her strange predicament. All the while, she must also contend with the weight of Haruka's legacy, and the lingering question of whether she will follow in her footsteps or forge a new path. A retelling of A Wild Last Boss Had Appeared! with my OC Haruka.

Adam was having a great time camping in the woods with his girlfriend until they were suddenly attacked. During the attack, his girlfriend was shot while he was thrown from a cliff. Unconscious and on the verge of death, an android appeared before taking him to a spaceship, Spector, which healed him up. Now this Spector wants him to be its operator, so that they can leave Earth. But before that, he needs to settle the grudge he has against those who attacked him and killed his girlfriend. Armed with advanced technology, Adam hunts them down before heading out to explore the universe. Strangely, though, he has to do all this and more while livestreaming to the whole universe. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Release Schedule: Daily. This story is also available on RoyalRoad, Webnovel and Patreon. Access 40+ chapters on Patreon.com/Sweeps083 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/D2FWBPA3yc ------------------------------------------------------------------- I plan to use the usernames of readers who leave comments as some of the livestream viewers in the novel, so if you want to be included, leave a comment. Also, add what planet you would like to be from and if you would rather your viewer be pro MC or against the MC, or maybe you just want to see the universe burn. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Regardless of space years, temporal incidents, appearances, and mentality, all individuals in this story are over 18+. Sexual content, while not the primary focus of this novel, is a part of it. The warnings listed below are in the chapter titles that have sexual content. * = Minor sexual content. ** = Around 1/2 of the chapter has sexual content. *** = Over 3/4 of the chapter has sexual content. This novel also contains Yuri elements.

Wonder Woman asked: “Why are you Superman’s younger brother?” Eric smirked: “On the very first day I transmigrated, I crawled into Superman’s infant space pod as a baby, pushed him out, and took his place. That’s how I became a so-called ‘Child of Krypton.’” Superman frowned: “Then why didn’t you save the plane?” Eric replied calmly: “Because I can’t step on air to lift things.” Batman growled: “Why didn’t Kryptonite affect you this time?” Eric’s eyes gleamed: “I wanted to play the role of a Kryptonian and get along with you all, but instead I was treated like an outsider. Fine… I won’t pretend anymore. The truth is, I am Homelander.” This is the story of a transmigrator who seizes Superman’s identity, fools the Justice League, and walks the world as Homelander, a cunning, sinister force disrupting the fragile balance of heroes and villains. -------------------------------- 40 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

He traveled to the world of the powerful Shadow Master and originally wanted to replace Shadow and become the master of the Shadow Courtyard. But Shadow's strength was too abnormal, so he had to settle for second place and become the second in command of Shadow Courtyard. Since Shadow Addicted Pig doesn't like girls, then I will do it myself Help Alpha build a base, Tell Beta a bedtime story Teach the method of gamma earning. Taming Delta Help Ipsilon regain her confidence and teach her piano. Assist Ita in researching technology -------------------------------- 70 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

Check out our community on YouTube by searching Writ1111 "What exactly is the point of this life of mine?" Lukas Brandt thought to himself as he chugged down a cup of Wheat beer in a local pub in Darmstadt. He had always dreamt of being a professional footballer, he fell in love with the sport when he watched his country Germany beat the Argentine national team in the World Cup final in 2014, with memories of his father hugging him tightly after Mario Gotze scored the goal that gave them the cup. He had been 5 back then, currently 36, but his biggest regret was giving up at the first sight of failure at 15. He had given up his dream of one day representing his country, and died (un)fortunately while trying to save a kid. Waking up 20 years younger and with a system, follow Lukas' journey from an SV Darmstadt 98 academy reject, to undoubtedly the greatest footballer of all time. Set in an alternate universe so some names and events will obviously be changed massively, else it'll just be a biography of a real life player :⁠') ************************ Setting: Starts in 2024/2025 season. So the rivalries is largely going to be with current and upcoming youngsters (Yamal, Doue, Wirtz, Musiala, Paz etc.) instead of the past. Release schedule: At least 1 chapter daily. Word count: About 1500 words per chapter on average. This is gonna be a loonngg story, so get comfortable. ******** DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. While the names of certain football clubs, competitions, and figures are used for the purposes of creating a sense of realism, this story is purely imaginary. No association with or endorsement by any actual person, team, club, governing body, or organization is intended or should be inferred. All trademarks and service marks, including club and federation names, are the property of their respective owners, and no infringement is intended. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, beyond those clearly identified, is purely coincidental.

She was the kind of person everyone loved. Kind, selfless, and always willing to risk her life to protect others, she became humanity’s last hope in a world overrun by zombies. No matter how dangerous it was, she never hesitated to stand in front of death if it meant someone else could live. But even heroes have limits. On the day she chose to save a group of trapped children, she walked into a battle she couldn’t win. Surrounded by monsters that refused to die and abandoned by fate itself, she made one final choice.. to sacrifice everything so others could survive. She died as a hero. But death… wasn’t the end. When Elena opened her eyes again, she found herself in another world, completely different from the one she knew... so strange and unfamiliar, and far more dangerous. And the most shocking part... In this new world, she wasn’t a hero everyone named her. She was the villain everyone feared!!

C Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me and make this interesting. Kai: At first, I did come to assist you. C Ronaldo: Then why am I the assist king? Kai: Because I realized I might be a better carry than you! Don’t be mad—there’s nothing wrong with being the assist king. Everyone’s saying that now, you and Xixi are the only ones below me! C Ronaldo: Bah! Messi: What a shame! Kaka: ??? Beckham: Look at my flying boot! Daluo: I’ll head to your FamilyMart’s Golden Throat Treasures! Ronaldinho: Swing together! Zidane: Take my headbutt! Neymar: Then should we younger ones leave? Kai: We are all football kings—don’t hold back! The music and the dance continue on the green field! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can visit my Patreon page: Patreon.com/PhoeniXcel I upload 2 chapters daily on Patreon! There are 10+ advanced chapters available for you to read. Your support would be greatly appreciated.

Damn it, he pointed the gun at me. I caught a glimpse of his face. He was high on drugs. His expression was blank, but the way he held the gun… anything could happen in an instant. “Damn it, I said I don’t have any!” I threw my wallet in front of him. He picked it up and checked. When he saw it was empty… BOOM. I collapsed. The last thing I heard was the shell casing rolling on the concrete.

Transmitted as Uzumaki Naruto and get access to the Character Simulator. You can create a character, simulate their life trajectory, and acquire their abilities. The attributes of each created character depend on the role you choose. But what are these attributes?! Surname: Shanshan (Another surname with no bloodline or special skills—are you happy?) Health: Kurama Yakumo (Brother, you can’t even survive as a ninja) IQ: Hidan (Your intelligence is nearly zero) Interpersonal Relationships: Uchiha Madara (Except for your deceased brother, no one in the world agrees with your ideas) Even Naruto himself couldn’t bear to look at the first simulation’s attributes. Fortunately, every time he runs a simulation, he gains one more character option, and the characters he creates become progressively stronger. But why do his characters keep being captured as Jinchūriki?! More and more tailed beasts are targeting him, and his body is practically turning into a zoo! Eventually, Naruto finally creates the ultimate character panel. "Let’s see how you can capture me as a Jinchūriki this time!" Surname: Ōtsutsuki (The divine surname!) Health: Hidan (You simply cannot die) IQ: Senju Tobirama (The Hokage understands, no one knows better than you) Interpersonal Relationships: Uzumaki Naruto (post-Fourth Great Ninja War version, socialite of the ninja world) Appearance: Uchiha Sasuke (Few are more handsome than you) Talent: Namikaze Minato (Kills three Jōnin in seconds at age ten!) [Tip: The protagonist doesn’t help Konoha every day. That rumor is false. He only assists because the birthplace of the character he created is Konoha.] Disclaimer: This is Translation --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can visit my Patreon page: Patreon.com/PhoeniXcel I upload 2 chapters daily on Patreon! There are 10+ advanced chapters available for you to read. Your support would be greatly appreciated.

Time is not a river. It is a road… and everyone walks it without knowing where it ends. Invited— when Natalak is drawn from his world and set upon that road, he is not given a mission or a crown but free will of choosing. He instead, he is placed into Vashkeil, a land governed by systems older than morality itself. Vashkeil is a land of guilds, gods, and empires bound together by trade, magic, and fragile balance. As wars rise and ancient forces stir, and unseen mechanism turns, Natalak moves through the conflict himself moving through wars he did not begin and decisions he cannot escape. It follows a man who doesn’t seek power. Rather, he seeks understanding. This is not a tale of conquest, but of traversal. And on this travel draws many things. The Traveler’s Time is a slow-burning epic about existence, consequence, and the cost of asking “why.”. It tells a man who walks the road between law and chaos, fate and destiny, searching for meaning in a world where every answer carries a cost. ******************************************************************* If you are curious to see Vashkeil's Lore, codex and system, you can Visit my Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/c/AdiMaawatan?vanity=user And my Patreon is all free for you to see...

Evan Carter, (before he is) a mid-aged office worker with a love of coffee and sarcasm, dies unexpectedly and is reincarnated in a world of magic, swords, and ridiculously over-the-top fantasy adventures. Only this time, he’s young, handsome, absurdly strong, and terrifyingly overpowered in both magic and combat—though he reacts to it all with a deadpan calm and a running commentary on “maximum accidental chaos” and “mostly harmless for me.” Thrown into a kingdom unfamiliar with someone who casually bends reality, Evan quickly discovers that even minor tasks—walking into a village, wielding a sword, or flicking his fingers at magical traps—can create hilariously catastrophic consequences. Alongside his practical mage companion Lydia and mischievous rogue Emma, he navigates the challenges of courtly life, dangerous forests, and magical mishaps, leaving a trail of awe, panic, and occasional pigeons in his wake. When intelligence of a northern fortress and a mysterious dark mage surfaces, Evan’s party ventures into the frozen peaks to investigate. There, he effortlessly neutralizes traps, defeats guards without a scratch, and confronts the enemy leader in a spectacle of overpowered magic and perfectly timed chaos—while somehow keeping the situation mostly harmless. Returning to the kingdom, he reports his exploits, gains recognition (and mild terror-induced fame), and prepares for the hints of a greater northern threat. With a mix of absurdly overpowered action, deadpan humor, and clever banter, Evan Carter: Hero of Accidental Chaos tells the story of a man out of place in a magical world—except, somehow, everything bends perfectly to his chaotic brilliance. The kingdom may survive, the enemies may tremble, but Evan? He just wants his coffee.

After traveling to the Naruto world, Bai Mo joins the Akatsuki organization by claiming to be from the future, becoming its sole strategist. He begins with a brilliantly unorthodox plan: sending White Zetsu to infiltrate the toilets of the Five Great Ninja Villages to collect their toilet paper, thereby elevating Hidan to the status of a true Shinigami. The scheme leaves the entire Akatsuki organization stunned. Konan: "Do you have any strategies that are... less unsavory?" Bai Mo: "I've heard your Paper Ninjutsu is perfect for disguise?" Konan: "Mm." Bai Mo: "Disguise explosive tags as toilet paper, sell them across the Five Great Nations, and let the world feel pain every time they wipe. Art is an explosion!" Pain and Deidara: ? Bai Mo: "Sasuke, if you truly crave power, just take a sip of Naruto's 'milk'." ……. The journey continues right now for our Jade Dragons! For just $6/month, you can step into the advanced chapters and never face a cliffhanger again. Gain instant access to 50+ chapters immediately, support the story you love, and help decide its course. Become a Jade Dragon: patreon.com/J_Dragon

It was one hundred years ago when the most devastating desaster strucked the earth. A huge spaceship arrived with a dozens of dozens of army surrounding it. It was at this moment of realization that we, are not alone on this universe. Beings who has a similar appearance of a robot appeared, destroying everything on their sight. It didn't matter what, as long as you stand in front of it, you will be killed. They cause havoc for nearly fifty years until humanity gained a piece of freedom. They found out you could inject the invaders blood within their bodies. And after trial and errors, they finally found the solution. What will they do now? How did 'life' goes on right after this discovery? That's the question our protagonist will have to answer. And he was determined to not find out.