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Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, Makoto joined the Akatsuki using his identity as someone from the future, becoming the organization's one and only Strategist. Right from the start, he proposed a heaven-defying strategy that shocked the Akatsuki. Have Zetsu infiltrate the private restrooms of the Five Kage. Collect their hemorrhoid blood and sanitary waste Black Zetsu: "…You want me to steal what?" Makoto: "Pass it to Hidan. He sits in a circle, stabs himself, and we hold the world hostage overnight. Zero casualties, maximum profit." Konan: "Is there a less disgusting plan?" Makoto: "I hear your God's Origami Technique is excellent for disguise, right?" Konan: "Yes." Makoto: "Disguise Exploding Tags as toilet paper and sell them throughout the Five Great Nations. When they go to wipe their butts, let the world know pain. Art is an explosion!" Pain, Deidara: "?" From trolling Kakashi into almost committing suicide to turning Kisame into an improv actor, Makoto is rewriting the ninja world's history one cigarette at a time!

One act of heroism cost Aden his life. One stroke of fate gave him another. Aden has transmigrated into the body of Daren Redwyn, the most despised noble in the Kingdom. Exiled, weak, and left for dead in a monster-infested jungle, he should have died a second time. Instead, he awakened the forbidden. Adaptive Resonance. His power has no form, no limit, It evolves to mirror and counter any threat. But the stronger Aden grows, the closer he comes to losing his soul to the Entity —a primal bloodlust buried within him that turns every training session into a slaughter. Under a Master who survived the Great Demon War, Aden must climb the ranks of cultivation. But with a cursed ring fused to his finger, assassins on his trail, and a father who wants him dead, survival is no longer enough. The world expects a disgraced heir. What they’ll get is a god-tier disaster.

I never imagined my life would take such an unexpected turn. I always saw myself as an ordinary, discreet, and predictable person. A college student majoring in economics, heir to a large company, trapped in a monotonous routine and the feeling that my future was already mapped out, with nothing that truly made me special. Everything begins when I start helping a few women at college and end up becoming emotionally and sexually involved with them. What starts as simple support quickly turns into intense relationships, filled with desire, excess, and risky choices, pulling me into a world I never imagined I would be part of. While I continue to see myself as just an ordinary guy trying to deal with situations that have spiraled out of control, the people around me seem to see something very different in me.

He’s her assistant. Loyal. Obedient. Untouchable. Victoria Sharp built her tech empire from scratch. She's rich, ruthless, and always in control. No scandals, no distractions, especially not from a certain devastatingly attractive executive assistant with bewitching eyes and a voice that could ruin her in seconds. James Mitchell has worked under Victoria for three years, hiding his desire behind professionalism and perfect ties. He knows the rules. He respects her boundaries. But when she starts breaking her own, James isn’t sure how long he can keep pretending he doesn’t want her. What begins as subtle tension, lingering stares, coffee with hidden meanings, after-hours “accidental” meetings, spirals into something hotter, darker, and far more dangerous. She’s used to power. He’s used to silence. But neither of them is ready for obsession. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If you want these lips, then earn them." James's words hung in the air between them, transforming the atmosphere in Victoria's office from tense confrontation to something entirely unprecedented. Victoria sat frozen in her chair, her lips still parted in silent shock, her mind struggling to process what had just transpired. Earn them. The phrase echoed in her thoughts, foreign and disorienting. "If you want to keep tasting these lips, then you'll have to woo me." The additional statement landed like a second shockwave. Woo him? Victoria Sharp didn't woo anyone. ------------- "Victoria, what are you…" James words died in his throat as he felt the warm, wet heat of her tongue against his exposed chest. Victoria had found the gap in his shirt and was licking his skin with deliberate, erotic slowness that made his entire body go rigid with shock and arousal. The sensation was unlike anything James had ever experienced, raw and intimate and so unexpected that it short-circuited his ability to think coherently. Victoria's tongue was warm and soft against his skin, tracing patterns that sent bolts of electricity straight to his core. This was madness, she knew that. But she was past caring about sanity or propriety or any of the rules that had governed her life up until this moment. All she cared about was the man in her arms and the way he made her feel like she was coming alive for the first time in years. Her tongue found the small mole on under his right eye, and she felt James's entire body shudder at the contact. "I love that mole on you," she whispered against his skin, her voice husky with desire. James's eyes slammed shut at the intimate contact, his body betraying him as a soft groan escaped his lips. The sensation of Victoria's tongue on his face was so unexpected, so boldly sensual, that his pulse hammering against his throat. "I will do as you say, James," she said, her voice husky with desire and determination. "I will woo you." The words sent a jolt of satisfaction through James's system, but it was her next statement that made his breath catch. "However, you should know that I am very territorial." "You just sit down, look effortlessly handsome, and prepare to be wooed," she said, her voice carrying all the authority of a woman who was used to getting exactly what she wanted. "Remember, James," she said, her voice dropping to a whisper that somehow managed to carry more authority than any shout ever could. "You are mine." The declaration hung between them like a brand, marking him as surely as if she'd physically claimed him. Enemies-to-lovers tension CEO x Executive Assistant Office slow-burn with high heat Obsession, betrayal, and emotional redemption One woman who’s never been owned and the man she can’t control If you love dominant heroines breaking their own rules, devoted but strong men, and drama that keeps you breathless, then be ready to be will consumed.

Damon Kells was a delivery guy drowning in debt, right up until he survived the explosion that supposedly killed Zero, the strongest SSS-rank Hunter on the planet. Now everyone thinks he is Zero… suffering from amnesia. There’s just one problem: he has no mana, and his physical condition is absolutely pathetic. After the incident, he gains the Legislator’s Eye, an ability that reveals hidden weak points no one else can see, along with a cursed weapon that shaves years off his lifespan. He’s now under the watchful eye of the world’s most powerful Guild Master, a woman who can detect any lie… while her daughter, the guild’s elite captain, practically worships him like a god, and on top of that, a demon girl sticks to him waiting for the moment he stops being useful so she can finally kill him.

Magic is the world of imagination. The great demon Elias, a powerful magician who has crossed over from another world, possesses boundless creative power. After pursuing that magic for a thousand years, he finally chooses to appear before the Great Archmage Serie. “Old geezer… it’s been a long time.” The golden-haired elf suddenly recalls the journey shared by the three of them a thousand years ago...

In Euxeris Gaia, mana is life, and life is food. If you are Rank -F, you are already a ghost—just waiting for the hunger to finish the job. Augustos Pendragon was the skinniest ghost in the province of Kitango. He was dying of a mana-wasting disease, clutching a rusted iron slab that everyone called a 'worthless doorstop.' But when the sky tore open and a Calamity-rank beast stepped onto his lunch, Augustos didn't pray. He didn't run. He just sighed, adjusted the heavy black leather on his back, and whispered, 'Primus, calculate the minimum force required to slap this thing into the next time zone without vaporizing the steak inside it.

{Demon Slayer | Transmigration | Physical Strength / Body Training | Action | Comedy} Why bother puffing like a broken steam engine when you can just hit harder, faster, and stronger with pure physical dominance? Watch as our protagonist bulldozes his way through the Demon Slayer universe using nothing but insane training, unbreakable willpower, and god-tier raw strength — turning "impossible" fights into one-punch massacres! Upper Moons? Laughable. Muzan himself? Just another warm-up. He doesn't need Water Breathing, Flame Breathing, or any of that — because when you're built different, one swing is all it takes. Face-slapping geniuses, shocking the Hashira, stealing the spotlight from canon protagonists, and romancing the most beautiful girl in the Corps along the way... This is the ultimate no-nonsense, overpowered transmigrator story you've been craving!

After transmigrating, Russell binds to a system that lets him grow stronger the more evil he commits. But since he can’t bring himself to do anything truly monstrous, he chooses a different path—becoming a gentleman thief. By day, he’s Mrs. Hudson’s neighbor: a man with a mischievous streak, yet a genuinely kind heart. To his teachers and classmates, he’s an unambitious, good-for-nothing slacker. And to the girl next door, Charlotte Holmes, he’s the ever-on-call assistant—Watson. But by night, he becomes the phantom who makes every aristocrat in London tremble: the gentleman thief, and Holmes’s number-one target. He is also the accomplice of his desk mate—the criminal mastermind’s protégé—Mary Morstan. —Moriarty. · · “You’re asking why there are two James Moriartys? Isn’t it obvious? James and Moriarty are, of course, two different people. That’s called a married couple working as a team—makes the job twice as easy. Got it?”

A Man's Modest Dream in the Soul Society: Grasping the Summit A modern Japanese man awakens in the world of BLEACH (the Soul Society). He hasn't just transmigrated; he's been reborn as Airi Yukawa—an incredibly tall, black-haired beauty with "incredibly huge" breasts. His one, true purpose in this dangerous afterlife? To join the Soul Reapers and achieve his ultimate, perverted goal: to "grasp the summit (grope boobs) with these hands". Airi dreams of touching the magnificent "mountains" belonging to iconic female figures like Rangiku Matsumoto, Tier Harribel, Bambietta Basterbine, and Orihime Inoue. He realizes his new female body is a "massive advantage" for this task. Airi's journey is absurdly long. Despite possessing meta-knowledge, she is completely untalented, spending fifty years training in Rukongai under the giant gatekeeper Danzōmaru just to qualify for the Spiritual Arts Academy (Shino Academy). After finally enrolling, she persists for nearly a century before her eccentric Zanpakutō spirit, Nubatama a pitch-black rubber ball that speaks like an old-school otaku, is finally willing to talk. Nubatama bestows the deceptively powerful ability to manipulate friction with her blade. Airi enlists in the Gotei 13 and is assigned to the Fourth Division (Healing Squad), where she dedicates herself to intense combat training under the terrifyingly powerful Captain Retsu Unohana. To accelerate her goal, Airi weaponizes her civilian expertise: a legendary massage technique perfected in Rukongai. She uses this unique skill (secretly enhanced by Nubatama’s ability to promote smooth, silky skin) to discreetly "explore the mountains" of female officers. Through sheer perseverance, rigorous training (including mastering illegal Arrancar/Quincy techniques like Cero and Blut), and crucial actions during the Quincy Extermination Operation, Airi rapidly climbs the ranks, eventually achieving Bankai and securing the position of Lieutenant. She treats nobles like Sojun Kuchiki, gains an unexpected connection to Yoruichi Shihoin, and even survives a Bankai clash with Captain Unohana. Now a Lieutenant, Airi is closer than ever to fulfilling her ultimate, modest dream. Can she survive the centuries leading up to the main BLEACH story and finally grasp every summit in the Soul Society?

Sylvia Lincolm is an orphan and a single mom who’s done everything to raise her five-year-old twin daughters on her own. Their life is simple but filled with love—and that’s all she’s ever wanted. But everything begins to fall apart when she crosses paths with the friends of Rome Hariston—the man who once promised her forever, only to break her heart and leave without ever knowing she was pregnant. Rome’s friends notice the striking resemblance between him and the twins, stirring up questions Sylvia has tried to avoid for years. Now, with her past threatening to collide with her present, Sylvia must protect her daughters—and her heart—from the man who once left her behind… but might never let her go again.

Kitazawa’s grades at the Ninja Academy had always been mediocre. Uchiha Itachi graduated at seven; he barely scraped through at thirteen. Uzumaki Naruto became the savior of the ninja world at seventeen; at that same age, Kitazawa was still struggling to make Chunin. In this harsh world of shinobi, Kitazawa was what people called a fodder ninja: no talent, no bloodline, and no backing. To stay alive until the story’s grand finale, he’d chosen the safest path—teaching at the Ninja Academy, a job he’d held for five years. “Another peaceful day in Konoha.” Kitazawa rose from his seat and walked to the window. It was enrollment day again, and the training grounds were buzzing with life. He glanced down at the stack of new student files in his hands. Names leapt out at him, all too familiar: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuga Hinata, Ino Yamanaka, Sakura Haruno, Akimichi Choji, Nara Shikamaru, Inuzuka Kiba… and more. 'DING' 'Host has reached age six and successfully enrolled in the Ninja Academy.' 'Activating the Strongest Shinobi System.'

Sajyou Izaya crossed over into the Nasuverse and became the adopted son of the Sajyou family, gaining two younger sisters… Sajyou Ayaka and Sajyou Manaka. At sixteen, he awakened an ability. He can travel to another world. In the surface world, he’s enrolled in the Clock Tower, a failing magus student whose academic qualifications are hanging by a thread, but in the reverse side of the world, he’s living through one thrilling life after another. During the time of the Tunguska explosion, he adopted a fox and named her “Koyanskaya.” In Britain, he was Morgan le Fay’s adopted son and witnessed the tragic falling-out between sisters. In Uruk, he had a mother who doted on him; her name was Tiamat… At last, one day, with the Seven Beasts trailing behind him, Sajyou Izaya arrived at Chaldea’s gates and said to the utterly baffled doctor and others there: “Doctor, I’ve come to help you save humanity!” Mash: Then what are those behind you?! Sajyou Izaya replied with utter sincerity: “They’re my Pokémon.” “We told you to save humanity, who told you to go and romance the Beasts?!”

He went through a lot, and he made it out. He made it out of life threatening situations. He did a lot, then he died to a car accident of all things, then placed in another person's body. His life got weird, very, very quickly. But, he would definitely keep this going. There was a lot of potential to have some fun.

"Rose, a feisty girl from a poor background, has always had to fight for everything. Ethan, a rich and popular guy, thinks he can get anything he wants. Their schools are rivals, and so are they—until they clash in a way that sparks something _forbidden_. As bullying, class wars, and family expectations rage, their hate turns into a love that’ll upend their worlds. Can they bridge the gap, or will their love be the ultimate casualty?"

Hydrus Lestrange** is a transmigrator whose only ambition is to retire wealthy and lazy, far away from the coming wizarding war. Born with immense power, she spent eleven years channeling her magic away from her core to appear as a seemingly powerless **Squib**, planning to inherit the vast Lestrange fortune after the final conflict. Her retirement dream is shattered when the family servants, the Gray family, betray her and attempt murder to seize her inheritance. Forced to flee, Hydrus unleashes her true, terrifying potential: wielding lethal martial arts prowess and the unique ability to **mimic the magical constitutions of creatures she touches**. She embodies this power by transforming into a fire-breathing **Welsh Green Dragon-human hybrid**, initiating a brutal campaign of revenge against the Grays, earning her the shadow nickname, **"The Evil Dragon Hydrus"**. Seeking ultimate anonymity, Hydrus adopts the Muggle persona of **Audrey Astley** and, alongside her adopted brother Rick Astley, becomes a world-famous singing superstar whose magical voice captivates both worlds. Her perfect cover explodes five years later when her true power surfaces, resulting in an immediate Hogwarts acceptance letter at age sixteen. Now, she is trapped in the orbit of powerful forces: * **Dumbledore**, who sees her as a "kind and good child" capable of Ancient Magic. * The Ministry of Magic (led by Barty Crouch), who views her as a dangerous fugitive. * **Voldemort**, who recognizes her as his daughter and wants her back as his powerful weapon. Enrolled as a Fifth-Year Slytherin, Hydrus must study for her intensive O.W.L.s under her eccentric new private tutor, the notorious Dark Wizard **Gellert Grindelwald** (alias Gael Depp). **Can the reluctant dragon heir navigate Hogwarts, evade her powerful enemies, and still achieve her ultimate dream of a luxurious, lazy retirement?**

The only son of a country side baron, who is called tr*sh and hated by his family, subordinates, and every citizen of the fief. One day, he suddenly loses consciousness, and when he opens his eyes… Inside his body was… a Korean civil engineer.

When I woke up, I found myself in a world where Pokémon and humans lived side by side. Gazing into the mirror, I was greeted by a younger, yet oddly familiar face. As memories flooded my mind, a few labels surfaced: *"Pokémon Releaser,"* *"Defeat at the Start,"* and *"Ultimate Dense Man."* No way! After being given the rare chance of rebirth, there was no way I’d let myself be stuck with such ridiculous titles again. Then it began— *Pokémon Releaser?* Uncle, you want me to hand over my Primeape? Please. Do you even know your own limits? *Defeat at the Start?* From that day forward, every so-called rival across every region would learn what it meant to face true humiliation. *The Ultimate Dense Man?* Ash: Uh… Look, I just treat them like normal friends. I swear I’m not flirting… Am I? This novel is mostly based on the anime but there may be some inconsistencies Disclaimer All content belongs to the original creator. If the original creator wishes to have it removed, please leave a review below. I found the novel and am sharing it here for personal enjoyment and practice. Support the original author in the Chinese site. Author name: Fish_And_Drift_Bottle Original Title: 精灵：放生？不存在的

Before his gruesome death, Gene Conti was one of the greatest icons of the 1960s. But after spending half a century in Hell, only gambling and the suffering of others excite him. Fortunately for him, his days of boredom are over. Having served his sentence, he finds himself in the body of a young man in the modern era. Now freed, Gene wishes to continue what he missed the most as a dead man: acting. Once again, he aspires to be an actor admired the world over. But will the angels and demons leave him alone? Will his bold attitude clash with the sensitive modern era? Or will the actor from Hell surrender to his lust for chaos and violence?

Ren Yuto's life was already a disaster before his game account got deleted by an Unknown figure.No job. No girlfriend. Two weeks from eviction. But in Genesis Online, he was Ashura; the third-ranked player in the world, undefeated in 2,847 consecutive duels, owner of a $400,000 account that made him a legend. Then he got a duel request, [DUEL REQUEST: PLAYER "UNKNOWN"] [STAKES: ACCOUNT DELETION] [MESSAGE: "Let us stake our accounts, or are you a bitch like your mom?"] Ren was already pissed enough; he accepted the request only to get stunned for twenty minutes straight [DIVINE PARALYSIS - 20:00] An impossible status effect that can only be used by an admin, Ren wanted to negotiate with the Unknown user, only for it to kill Ren's character, and sent him a message. [MESSAGE: "Lol, Get Gud"] The ultimate rage bait, three years of grinding. Gone. $400,000 worth of gear. Deleted. His character dissolved into pixels before his eyes. [YOUR CHARACTER HAS BEEN DELETED] He was about to cry when a mysterious prompt offered to restore his character. [WOULD YOU LIKE TO RESTORE YOUR CHARACTER?] [YES] [NO] Desperate, Ren slammed YES, Ren clicked it without hesitation. Bad idea. He woke up inside Genesis Online, not as Ashura, but as a level 1 nobody forced to roll for a new class. [WELCOME TO GENESIS ONLINE] [CREATE YOUR CHARACTER] He took a deep breath. In his previous life, he'd gotten the legendary class on his first try after playing for three years. Lightning couldn't strike twice... right? [ROLL] The wheel spun. [You have obtained: GARDENER] [Rank: Common] Ren's eye twitched. "The fuck is this?!" [REROLL] [ACCEPT] He punched the ground, cursing. But he wouldn't give up. He clicked REROLL. [ROLL] [You have obtained: POSTMAN] [Rank: Common] [LOL] The system was trolling him. Ren fell to his knees. This was it, his last chance. He pressed his forehead to the ground and prayed to the goddess who'd trapped him here. "Please... I'm begging you. Just give me something decent. Anything. I'll praise you every day. I'll build you a shrine. Just... please." [ROLL] The animation started. The wheel spun faster than before. Then the entire room began to glow, brilliant light flooding every corner like diamonds catching the sun. Ren looked up, tears streaming down his face. [You have obtained: DISCIPLE OF FORTUNE] [Rank: SSS] [Drop Rate: 0.00006%] "I LOVE YOU, GODDESS! I LOVE YOU!" [ACCEPT] He slammed ACCEPT before the system could take it back. [CHARACTER CREATED] [CLASS: DISCIPLE OF FORTUNE] [LOADING STATUS WINDOW...] The goddess is betting on his failure. His old companions don't recognize him. And every player in the game wants what he has. But Ren survived worse than this. He'll smile, he'll grind, he'll play along with the system's rules. Right up until he's powerful enough to break them. Welcome to Genesis Online. Permadeath is enabled.