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(Just type 'UMAASDC' in the search area for find this book) Once, you were only a mobile game player and anime viewer, someone who knew the races, the skills, and all the back stories of Uma Musume: Pretty Derby. Everything belonged on a screen. Until one night, your phone glitched, and you woke up standing before Tracen Academy, holding a real Trainer ID. Seiun Sky, A lazy-looking schemer with sharp instincts and a dangerous mind as playful person. She wasn’t born from a famous bloodline, nor raised with expectations of greatness. No legendary pedigree. No overwhelming physical talent. No spotlight from the start as a local horse. King Halo, Proud, demanding, and desperate to prove she belongs at the top as the first class horse not to be treated as a "Daughter of A Legendary Horse," Silence Suzuka, Gentle, radiant, and far too fast for her own good. We as players know the cruel future that once awaited her as a great escaper. Haru Urara, Cheerful, endlessly positive, and famous for never winning. As players, we know the truth. We understand why Haru Urara never stops smiling, why she keeps running forward with unwavering positivity. It all began with the Arima Kinen she watched as a child. But standing beside them as an actual trainer, not a player, one question becomes unavoidable: Can someone who knows the ending rewrite their fate and guide them all toward futures they were never meant to have? It's up to you, trainer-san! (The race uses the in-game skill, so enjoy it!)

I am a what, and where is my little friend? No, give it back right now! What, back in a lab again? What a load of bull. Finally, I'm dying... No, I got revived again. Becoming a weapon for a kingdom? Meh, they can try and control me. Medieval weapons? I like that. Give me all of them. An Angle cult? Let's destroy that. Pure Dragons? I want one for myself. Please check out my other novel, Sazanami. Discord - https://discord.gg/h5N6ZuMSTR I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com

Kōichi Hayashi gets thrown into the KonoSuba World and immediately crashes into Kazuma Satou! While everyone else transmigrates to become overpowered heroes, these two team up on the spot and become the Isekai’s “Evil Duo”! They mess with Aqua, toy with Megumin, and keep Darkness right where they want her, turning this wonderful isekai into a paradise of chaos! A slacker genius x a master of antics. The two of them join forces to make money, stir up trouble, and screw over their teammates! When two top-tier pranksters come together, the KonoSuba World laughs itself to pieces! For this chaotic world, here comes a nonstop, laugh-out-loud carnival! ... This is a fan translation of 素晴:为鬼畜的世界献上搞笑 by 不吃咖啡豆, if you can, please support the original author.

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I’m Maxim Temnikov, and unlike your typical twelve-year-old, Ihave the spirit of a necromancer living inside my head. I also study at amagic school where everyone is at least a few years older than me. And ifthat wasn’t enough, I spend more time at the headmaster’s office than I doin my room.Oh, I can also see ghosts. Cool, right? Well, it’d be, if they wouldstop bothering me with their nonsense. I’m not their therapist or socialworker!And to top it all off, I have a Dark Gift. Because of course I do.Why would there be anything normal about me? With it, I can raise deadfrom their graves, summon skeletons, and—Max.More on that later. I’m about to get in trouble again.

Cid is transmigrated into the Dungeon where “chance encounters” are everything, and he sets his sights on becoming the ultimate Eminence in Shadow. By day, he’s a harmless, forgettable background extra. Ryuu: “I like Cid… and everyone, too!” Hestia: “Cid is my familia! None of you are allowed to get close to him!” Riveria: “Cid isn’t just a nobody—though sometimes he’s far too bold.” But when night falls, he becomes the invincible Shadow. Fels: “Lord Shadow, it seems the Ishtar Familia has ties to the Dark Faction.” Alfia: “Shadow—why won’t you fight with your full strength?” Cid: “My name is Shadow. I lurk within the shadows… and hunt the shadows.” The story begins the moment he leaves the Astraea Familia.

When 17-year-old Dranexx Waltarnabi was summoned to another world call the Zeiku verse….he was summoned alongside with his best friend and 18 other classmates while they were going to a game competition, they appeared in place call The Heavenly paladin/palace…In front of them Power God tiers being sitting before them…Each Character them who was summoned got the blessings of a Grand master,Giving a them a special unique ability…But Dranexx own was different he gain two ultimate abilities that defines concept laws and reality itself 1. The world of cavalry which he kept hidden from the grand masters but he review his second Skill/ability AUTHORITY OVER RUIN the ability to erase magic, devour skills, and overwrite reality itself…as he progressed he managed to beloved one the grand masters { The Grand Master of Divinity} She was among the Top Grand masters ever existed she’s a force to be reckoned with…her blessings was the Dranexx got the skill/ability AUTHORITY OVER RUINS ..it was broken but like the other Skill/Ability WORLD OF CAVALRY the skill which give him access to every abilities that ever existed as a weapon…when I mean every skills/abilities literally every skill both the unknown and the known skills/abilities If you look at it is basically like Gilgamesh gate of Babeloon but this one is on a different level 100x higher than Gilgamesh’s own His best friend also got broken Skills/abilities too as with his other classmates Dranexx doesn’t seek for power he seeks for entertainment the powers look for him everything obeys him every Grand Master feared him many God tier being challenged him and got defeated…he was summoned to be a monster that defines every will in the Zeiku verse…..As he continues his Journey he gained more power and more broken evolution that surpasses the bounds of imagination Well on the contrary, Dranexx saw that World of Cavalry was nothing but a cheat ability for him, so he decided to give it up… but upon trying to abandon it, the skill itself denied his decision. Why…? Because World of Cavalry was born directly from Dranexx’s desire, and a Desire Skill cannot simply be abandoned. Instead… it evolved. World of Cavalry was no longer a skill anymore. It was reborn into an entirely new existence… a soul entity with its own ego, consciousness, and will. This unexpected evolution caused a problem for Dranexx. Since the entity now possessed an actual soul, Dranexx was forced to duplicate his own body so the newly born being could possess one and freely exist outside of him. And that was the birth of Korai…or should I say he now, lol. Of course, Dranexx still remains connected to Korai. Their souls are linked, meaning Dranexx can still borrow and use any of Korai’s abilities whenever he wants. But Dranexx refuses to do that because he chooses to seek entertainment and excitement using only his own personal powers. So yes…Korai now has a body. Which basically means Dranexx now has a twin brother hahahahaa. Originally, World of Cavalry was a skill that granted Dranexx access to every ability that had ever existed both known and unknown allowing him to wield them all as weapons. But now…Things are no longer the same. Korai, who was formerly World of Cavalry itself, is now a living entity possessing over 400–500 abilities within his arsenal. And upon his birth, a sword was born alongside him… A divine blade known as Cavalry Ascension. Only Korai and Dranexx can wield this sword. No one else possesses the potential, compatibility, or capability to even hold it. Cavalry Ascension: A sword that allows its wielder to perfectly manifest and reuse abilities they have witnessed before, reproducing them at 80% of their original power and context. Every copied ability is then stored inside the sword itself like memories engraved into its existence. Thank you for the love and I hope you enjoy and keep supporting me family Much love

Magic is the world of imagination. The great demon Elias, a powerful magician who has crossed over from another world, possesses boundless creative power. After pursuing that magic for a thousand years, he finally chooses to appear before the Great Archmage Serie. “Old geezer… it’s been a long time.” The golden-haired elf suddenly recalls the journey shared by the three of them a thousand years ago...

A martial artist who lived a life full of regret suddenly finds himself returned to his childhood. Determined not to repeat the same mistakes, he tries to change his future while navigating the dangerous and mysterious world of martial arts. Childhood Friend of the Zenith Ligth Novel Translation (No cheat)

WHO THE FRIGG IS AOI? and what the frigg is he hiding from? What the frigg happened to Yaya– And what the ever-loving FUCK do you mean: “what is coffee?” HiDE, Aoi! by HerbivorePapi Aoi is your highly emotional, unusually thoughtful, young mage. He’s cursed with stark white hair, an inconvenient yet persuasive conscience and more mana than the Goddess herself, maybe. Nurtured by his adoptive mother SINGLE mother B, known to only him as Yaya, he grew up in an idyllic, loving home filled with her vast collection of scientific and magical knowledge gathered across ages and worlds. A pastoral meadow surrounded by spirits and fae (neighbors), a magical home with rooms upon rooms stacked with books of many worlds for him to study as the centuries were to pass. Surrounded by his companions, and hidden from the world at large. The handsome, brooding Mamoru stopped coming for lessons. With him gone, Yaya’s a mess and refuses to ever mention his name again, and worse; there are no new volumes or grimoires from the outside world to add to the library! Aoi spends his days tending to his non-human friends, lounging on giant tortoises, talking with magical birds, cultivating his magical prowess, and the gardens, under the guidance of a true immortal master; and drinking coffee! Until it all is ripped away from him. The first installment of this tale focuses on Aoi’s search to find the mysterious Hunter named Hamza. Adventure alongside Aoi as he scours terra incognita, delves dungeons, battles monsters, confronts Hunters –navigating human friendships–searching for any signs that could lead him back home…back to a life he worries is gone. Collecting grimoires along the way is just an added bonus! In a world where lives can expand millenia, how would you cope with loss? B is Single! HiDE, Aoi! 2025 Herbivore Papi All rights reserved. No part of this work may be reproduced or distributed without express written permission from the author.

The 13th disciple of the Great Mount Hua Sect. One of the Greatest Swordsmen. The Plum Blossom Sword Master, Chungmyung. After slicing the head of the peerless Heavenly Demon, who threw the world into chaos, he slept an eternal sleep on the peak of the Hundred Thousand Great Mountains. Jumping over a hundred years, he comes back in the body of a child. But… what? Mount Hua declined? What the hell are you talking about!? It’s only natural to want to live if you’re going broke. “Decline? Even though I’m here? Who would dare!” Plum blossoms eventually fall. But when the cold winter passes and spring comes, plum blossoms shall bloom again. “But I’m gonna die first before Mount Hua gets revived! If you’re gonna go bust, might as well do it right, you bastards!” The beginning of the Plum Blossom Sword Master, Chungmyung’s solitary struggle to save the thoroughly declining Mount Hua Sect. Return of the Mount Hua Sect Ligth Novel Translation (No cheat)

Harry never really paid much attention to the times he did accidental magic, but what if he had? What if he paid attention to them and realised that he was more than just a boy with no future? What if he realises the true potential of magic without a wand once he goes to Hogwarts? He will show everyone that you don't need a wand to become powerful, create a new branch of magic, and challenge Merlin himself. Rated E (Harry/Harem)

On the surface, this is a tale of heroes—a legend that speaks of dreams and longing. The boy named Bell Cranel shall one day fulfill the gods’ deepest wish. Behind the scenes— Ryuu: Syr, I’m sorry. Riveria: Ais, I’m sorry. Artemis: Hestia, maybe I should apologize to you too? Alfia: Actually, I… Wait, half-elf sisters, the two great healers, and those Renard girls, Vouivre girls, Cat girls… Can we please take this one at a time? [Revised Liaris Freese mechanic: Roles reversed. The more people who hold admiration or love for Bell, the faster his growth.] [Revised Bell’s character: Argonaut with a harem-oriented goal, embodying both courage and wisdom.] [Reminder: This story follows the original Danmachi tone. Its foundation lies in growth through hardship—endurance increases from pain, and adventure brings Excelia. If you’re not comfortable with the protagonist suffering before fighting back, please be mentally prepared.] Fan translation of 地错，在地下城寻求后宫绝对没有搞错什么 by 空了个白, if you can, please support the original author.

Harem Hypnosis Diary Author: Sixteen Nights Introduction: Mu Xiaoxiao has always believed that the three-piece set of hentai - hypnosis, time-stopping and drugging, is completely overqualified for the heroine of this world. Because you don't have to bother at all, just drag them to a place where no one is around, and if you oppress them a little bit, they will submit obediently, at most shouting a few words, but their bodies are very honest. There may be exceptions. But this time, you can use threats, which can basically handle 99% of women. But it's not that the three-piece set is useless, on the contrary, these abilities are used to deal with your peers. So how to survive in the Hentai world? Gaining power is a must, otherwise...the world is hell for you. "What's wrong with being a villain in order to survive?" Of course, it would be even better if there is a strong subordinates...

A peaceful and tranquil ninja world... Should we send Naruto, the Seventh Hokage, back to the moment just before Minato and Kushina’s deaths, when he unmasks Obito’s true identity? Or maybe we send Naruto, the hero of the Fourth Great Ninja War, to the world of Boruto, reigniting the flames of Konoha in a way that can never be extinguished? Perhaps we send the darkened Menma back to the time when Naruto was bullied, so Konoha can finally feel that pain? Or, maybe we send the weak, pitiful, and isolated Naruto back to the era of the Fourth Hokage to witness the heated debates of the Elder Council? In any case— At this moment, six hundred billion parallel ninja worlds can no longer remain calm and peaceful. Fan translation of 平行忍界：今天又是哪个鸣人穿越了？ by 六道九喇嘛, If possible, please support the original author.

Mike Hawk was a menace, wearing his reputation like a finely tailored suit. But that name? It was the latest in a long line of aliases—the final one he would ever require. Before adopting the name Mike Hawk, he was known as El Sombra, a figure of dread in the blood-soaked alleys of Cardera—a shadow draining cartels dry before dawn. Prior to that, he operated under the alias Jin Mao in the underground markets of Suhen—a man whose cruelty was executed with such precision that powerful individuals not only lost their thrones but also their lives. They forgot they had ever occupied one. Before those identities, there was yet another name, another country, and yet another government left grappling with a cold case and the quiet shame of being outmaneuvered by one man wielding no army and showing no mercy. Caught. Jailed. Released. Renamed. Repeated. Until the United States of Erosyne buried him so deep that they believed it was permanent. But it wasn’t. Five years later, he emerged—leaner, quieter, and far more dangerous than anything they had ever contained. He required one final name. Something pristine. Something that no database on earth would ever recognize. Mike Hawk. The moment his boots hit Erosyne's pavement, reality glitched. [Dominance Authority System — Initialized.] [Objective: Claim desire from every woman who crosses your path.] The deeper the longing—housewives, girlfriends, sheltered girls who had never encountered a man like him—the stronger he became. Power, wealth, and influence followed him, as luck itself seemed to bend in his favor. Mike didn't call it a blessing. He called it leverage. Armed with the cold intelligence of a man who had outmaneuvered governments across four continents and navigated a system that rewarded every boundary he crossed, Mike Hawk didn’t start over. He simply resumed. Seduction replaced aggression. Patience replaced recklessness. And wherever he walked, desire followed like a shadow that belonged to someone else. Crime lords sensed their empires eroding from unseen sources. Politicians burdened by secrets became anxious without understanding the cause. Women who had dedicated years to constructing barriers found themselves unexpectedly unlocking doors. Yet Mike never pretended to be anything apart from what he was. "Rehabilitated?" he'd smirk. "I've been running circles around empires since before this country knew my name. Prison just gave me time to think of more fucked up things I could do soon." As fortunes crumbled under whispered promises and women who seemingly had it all surrendered willingly, Mike Hawk emerged—not as a redemption arc nor as a cautionary tale. But as a phenomenon, Erosyne had never been forewarned about: 'A phantom with a hundred pasts and one very deliberate future.' Every country thought they had seen the last of him. The United States of Erosyne doesn't even know it's already his. --------------------------- [WARNING: MATURE EXPLICIT CONTENT R18] [LOTS OF IMMERSIVE SMUTS SCENES WITHOUT REPETITIVE!] [NO NETORARE! NO YURI! ] [STRONG NETORI AND SMART MC] What to expect: No NTR, No Yuri, No Yandere/Tsundere, A lot of Netori where MC steals someone's girl, PURE EVIL MC, and LARGE harem MC is not a simp as well Tags: R-18 | Mature | Adult | Smut | Large | Impregnation | Harem | Ecchi | Hentai | NSFW | Netori | Blowjob | Anal | Sex | Threesome | Foursome | Moresome | Hardcore | Feet | Thicc | Milf | Gilf | Virgin | Choking | Out doors | Humiliation | Nymph| Bdsm | Fetish | Blackmail| Action | Handsome MC | Overpowered and Smart MC | Pure Villain | Comedy | Dark | and many more... Discord: https://discord.gg/fD38nPykq7

Transmigrated into the Pirate World, I start by descending upon Skypiea and choosing to eat the Mera Mera no Mi! What? You say the Mera Mera no Mi is too weak? That’s only because Oda doesn’t understand the Mera Mera no Mi! What? You say the Mera Mera no Mi has too low a ceiling? Then I’ll give it a proper power-up. Mera Mera no Mi plus Netsu Netsu no Mi, a perfect match! What? Still not enough? Then let’s add Shiki’s Fuwa Fuwa no Mi. A little telekinesis on top. How about that? Three Devil Fruits, plus Haki, plus Swordmanship! I, Yemu, am here to cheat the system and do whatever I please. And in the end, I will bring a new order to this rotten pirate world! Fan translation of 海贼：我才是炎帝 by 种田大王

Transmigrated into a chaotic Sengoku period where multiple anime worlds collide, Kobe Hikaru awakens as an undead Oni Samurai. Instead of a conventional system, he is bound to an Artifact Favorability System that allows him to gain powerful abilities and physical transformations by bonding with inanimate objects. From the bloodthirsty demonic blade Muramasa to ancient trees and stones, Hikaru's path to evolution is as bizarre as it is unstoppable. His journey truly begins when he inadvertently acquires the legendary Shikon Jewel and crosses paths with the peerless priestess, Kikyo. Forming an unlikely alliance, the pragmatic undead samurai and the pure shrine maiden fight back-to-back against hordes of youkai, ruthless mercenaries like the Band of Seven, and even immortal demons created by the elusive Kibutsuji Muzan. As Hikaru continuously maxes out the favorability of legendary items—including the demon-bone weapon Hiraikotsu—he evolves his demonic body far beyond its natural limits. In a world filled with ambitious warlords, sinister demon progenitors, and rival yokai factions like Nura Rihan's Night Parade of One Hundred Demons, Hikaru refuses to be a mere pawn. By stacking multiple mutations and mastering abilities like Bone Soul and Blood Transformation, this anomalous Oni Samurai will carve his own path, protecting those he cares about and ascending to become the ultimate Demon God. [Raw: 我们大妖怪就是这样的！] === CATEGORY & TAGS === Category: Fan-Fiction Tags: Transmigration, System, Anime Crossover, Undead Protagonist, Yokai, Action, Adventure, Magic and Swords, Weak to Strong, Comedic Undertone

A lost soul transmigrated into the world of Zenless Zone Zero and became Wise. Now, with a cute sister(step), a high paying job, a car, and a house, nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Wait. The system finally arrived after so many years, but why does it feel so... strange? This has to be a mistake! Belle: Another one? Brother, let me chop it off! Anby: If possible, I want to sleep with Wise tonight... Ellen: Hmm... why do I feel like biting you? Koleda: You kinda smell like my fath— No, nothing! Nicole: I swear I will pay all my debts, just give me more time. But if not, can I use my body instead? Miyabi: Let us begin the training for conceiving a child. Evelyn: Please do not tell anything to the young miss... yet. Astra Yao: Next time, let's bring Eve with us~ Wise: ... With so many girls circling around him, watch how Wise somehow survives without being torn apart. - - - - - - - Disclaimer: - - - - - - - I’m not the original author of this work. This novel is just a remade transcription of a webnovel from the red country. Most terms, deleted parts, dialogues, names, explicit content, and other elements have been heavily edited to make it more readable. Also, I’m not a professional at writing smut, but I will do my best. The raw and the original author will be credited in the commentary section. Cover made by MORI森 – Pixiv (users/14292311) Extra Tags: Tr4nsl4tion, No NTR, No Yuri, Big Harem, Romance, R18, System.

Ari Igarashi was a bitter, isolated teenager who despised insects—especially ants. Ostracized and harassed for his relationship with a girl named Keiko, his resentment toward the world steadily grew. After a heated argument with her, he lashed out in frustration, destroying an ant nest he happened upon. But fate had other plans. Moments later, Ari was hit by a truck and killed. When he awoke, he found himself in a strange new world—reborn as an ant humanoid. Stripped of his human form and forced to survive in a harsh world beyond the safety of the colony, he soon realized that the very creatures he once loathed now surrounded him. Will his hatred for ants waver? Faced with relentless training, towering enemies, and a past that continues to haunt him, Ari must navigate this new life. Will he cling to his resentment, or will he rise above it and carve out a new purpose in a world where survival means everything?