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"Earth has been chosen for the new season of Planet Fittest. Entertainment is mandatory. Survival is optional." On January 1, 2026, the world didn't end with a bang—it ended with a broadcast. Humanity is now a reality show for the cosmos. While other nations are granted teams of elite special forces and survival experts, the state of Utah is left with a single representative: Gilbert Wilton. Gilbert is a 25-year-old shut-in, a master of solo-queue gaming and a connoisseur of "Sacred Texts" (Manga and Anime). He has no survival skills, his cardio is non-existent, and he accidentally arrived at the first trial with his pants around his ankles. Now, the entire population of Utah is forced to watch his every move through a live, state-wide chat feed. They want him dead. They want a refund. They want a hero. But Gilbert has a Balance Adjustment. With the Rank EX Skill: Fiction Manifestation, Gilbert can bring the characters of his favorite stories into the real world. His first summon? Malenia, Blade of Miquella. There’s just one problem: The summons aren't puppets. They have their own will, their own pride, and an absolute disgust for their "Master." Can Gilbert survive the cosmic gauntlet when his own protector wants to put him in the dirt, and his "audience" is rooting for his elimination? [Welcome to the Show. Don't forget to Like and Subscribe to your local representative.]

Adori had lived her life wishing she was meant for more. In a world where elemental magic was considered supreme in every sense of the word, she was born in a family everyone despised—a Veyrathi bloodline. Although myths and legends had talked of their once very powerful tale, that age of awe and reverence had been long gone—buried in the pits and dusty books stacked away in dark corners. The reason for that can be summed up in one sentence : They tried taking over the world by force and failed. This is a story of Adori who, after searching for a long time, finally settled on one of the island located far east from her homeland. Filled with hopes and dreams, she wanted to make a living and if possible, live out the rest of her life there. However, things did not seemed to go as she planned. Not long after she finally settled, strange things started happening on the island. The first was when three kids suddenly disappeared with no traces of them left behind. The others started happening after the disappearance, when Adori probed for answers about the strange happenings around her. The deeper she uncovered the secrets, the stronger she was sucked back into the life she wanted to leave behind. Regardless of how many times she tried running away from her identity, it seemed she would never be truly free from its grasp. Not until she uncovered it all—the truth behind the myths and the Great War, the seemingly normal religions and lastly, the Veyrathis.

Eight friends. One play. Countless confessions. What begins as a college dramatics competition becomes something larger—a story of love, rivalry, friendship, and the courage to speak truths that were once hidden in silence. Meher & Nihal – The Quiet Flame Their love is steady, patient, and unassuming. Nihal anchors the group with quiet care, while Meher brings vulnerability to life. “I never needed fireworks. I needed someone who stayed.” “You never asked for perfection. You just held my hand when I was falling apart.” Aryan & Isha – The Spark and the Storm Chaos meets control. Their banter hides tenderness, their rhythm is playful yet profound. “You were chaos. I was control. But somewhere in the mess, we found rhythm.” “You’re impossible.” “And yet, here you are.” Riya & Mudit – The Long Road They fight, they tease, they stumble—but always return to each other. Their love is messy, argumentative, and real. “We’ve made sarcastic comments that could qualify as emotional warfare… but I kept coming back to you.” “I love you. Not the filtered version. The full, chaotic, brilliant you.” “You idiot. You think I’ve been rolling my eyes at you for fun?” Vedant & Arohi – The Soul Mirror Once rivals, now companions. Their bond is built on silence, recognition, and courage. “I used to think silence was armor. But then someone looked at me like silence wasn’t emptiness. Like it waa language.” “I didn’t fall for your name. Or your charm. I fell for the boy who looked lost and still tried to lead.” “You’re no longer my competition. You’re my companion. My co-writer. My favorite plot twist.” This isn’t just a story of couples—it’s about friendship, community, and the legacy they build together. From rooftop confessions to open mic nights, from stage monologues to courtyard celebrations, the group learns that love is not a performance but a choice. “Love isn’t a performance. It’s the moment the mask falls. And someone chooses to stay.”

What does it mean to be a Hero? Blossom Star didn't really have any aspirations after being reborn into the world of Umamusume. After all, she wasn't like those other umamusumes who carried with them names that spoke tales of legends. She was just some no-name side character that no one would care for. But after becoming friends with the gluttonous Oguri Cap and finding herself blessed by a System that wants her to become a Hero, Blossom Star suddenly finds herself thrust onto the track, pinned into races against legends. And perhaps she could become a Shooting Star that would guide others.

Originally written in Chinese by Cat Chases Stars 2, now available in English. Support the original on Qidian too! This is my fourth book! Ω: The Supreme King's Catastrophic Life Wang Xie Huang, the last immortal cultivator king of the ancient era, once stood alone at the pinnacle of all realms. When the heavens fell silent before him, he chose to forsake eternity itself. He cast his soul into the river of time, pursuing a future unknown to all cultivators. Millennia later, he awoke in the year 4556—an era where cultivation had merged with technology. Spiritual power was no longer revered; instead, it was analyzed, measured, and recorded as data. Ancient Daoist arts had transformed into scientific disciplines, and grand sects had been replaced by towering research institutes and academies. Reborn into the ordinary Ling family, he received a new name: Ling Xian. To the world, he was merely a taciturn youth of mediocre talent. Yet beneath that serene gaze slumbered the will of a ruler who once commanded the heavens. As he grew, Ling Xian concealed his power, quietly observing this era woven from machinery and spiritual energy, choosing a life far simpler than any he had known before... Tags: comedy, school, cultivation, tsundere, popular culture, almighty protagonist, action

Mo Fang, who had been unlucky throughout his life, suddenly took the VR world with rampage after surviving being thrown into a hellish area, filled with high level monsters. the only skill that saved his life being his cooking inheritance, with that... the sons of dragons become "dragon broth", pheonix eggs are used for pheonix egg cheese, even the demon soveriagn son become his cooking ingredients, with the whole world on his chase, would mo fang be able to ascend to the immortal world as a cooking lagend or perish in the hands of his pursuers.

Warning! Extreme Smut ahead, proceed with caution. Ever heard about the tragedy of Christy 'Kris' the fatty? If you haven't, buckle up for a wild ride. Christy 'Kris' met his end in the most humiliating way imaginable—dying of explosive diarrhea while confronting his cheating girlfriend. Yes, you read that right. He literally died shitting. To make matters worse, his best friend, his new best friend and girlfriend and her little sister also met their demise in his poopocalypse, drowning in the mess. But that wasn't the end for Kris. By some twist of fate, he was sent back five days before the disaster struck. Armed with the knowledge of his embarrassing death, he now has a chance to change his fate and get sweet, sweet revenge on those who wronged him. Can Kris transform from fatso to ultimate chad and cuck his backstabbing best friend? Can he plough through his ex-girlfriend's friends and family, leaving a trail of broken hearts? Can he make his stepfamily pay for making him a loser? And can he turn the tables on his bullies and give them a taste of their own medicine?

I spent eight years fighting cancer. Lost my hair, lost my strength, and eventually… lost the fight. And just as the darkness took me - Ding! {Cronos Protocol initializing…} {Injecting Affinity: Time …} {Innate Affinity detected… INFINITY?!} So yeah. I died, got isekai’d, and immediately broke the System so badly it started arguing with me. Too late, buddy. For I am alive! And not bald! And I'm gonna make it count. Even got a cosmic Affinity no one’s supposed to have, infinite mana regen, and a world collapsing faster than my old immune system. Because apparently… Eldritch monsters are straight-up falling from the sky. Gods are answering prayers a little too literally. A 3000-year-old organization is hunting me because I “stole” one of their Chimeras. (And I’m keeping her.) While I… just wanted to have fun. Nah, I didn’t die of cancer and got isekai’d just to roll over for fate again. Let come who may… I’ll beat them all the same.

Ye Xiaoxiao is a kind-hearted, somewhat clumsy "marshmallow girl" working as a humble production assistant on a film set. Her life takes a supernatural turn when she picks up an ancient, engraved silver ring at a flea market. What she thought was a cheap trinket becomes her undoing: after a sudden, mysterious coma, she wakes up to find herself in the body of Qiao Fei—the elite prima ballerina and heiress to the wealthy Qiao family. ​However, she isn't alone. The real Qiao Fei remains tethered to her side as a disembodied soul. Cold, arrogant, and sharp-tongued, Qiao Fei is trapped in a spiritual limbo, unable to reclaim her physical form. ​Meanwhile, back in the hospital, Xiaoxiao’s original body remains in a deep sleep, showing no signs of waking. The only clue to this mystery is the silver ring on her wrist. Whenever a certain name is mentioned, it pulses with a faint, rhythmic light—acting as both a mystical summons and a haunting reminder: ​Her heart, and the life she left behind, still belong to the other world.

He is the Supreme Guardian of Belobog. Husband of Cocolia. Husband of Bronya Zaychik. Boyfriend of Seele Vollerei. And the one man whose very existence can rewrite reality. Through mysterious Contracts, he can take powerful women as his Retainers, granting them access to his extraordinary Conceptual Tags. These Tags are not abilities. They are laws that override the universe. "Disarmament": Instantly strips all equipment from the target. "Guaranteed Hit": Anything he fires will unfailingly hit its mark. "First Strike Privilege": He always attacks first, without exception. "BGM": As long as his battle theme is playing, he cannot be defeated. "Madam, You Wouldn’t Want…": Any enemy with a broken Weakness is forced into surrender. His life quickly spirals into chaos as the Trailblaze continues. Acheron: Darling, lend me ten Conceptual Tags. I need to slay an Emanator. Firefly: Stop teasing me… I already lost my armor. Herta: A master marksman? I am ten light-years away! Sparkle: I am not a madam. I would not want… Aha: The Aeon of Abundance had your child? Delightful! In a universe filled with Aeons, destiny, and cosmic authority… One man becomes the galaxy’s Nation’s Husband, rewriting fate with nothing but his script and his charm.

Olivia Henderson, a 55-year-old overweight otaku and retired military commander, only wanted to buy groceries. Instead, she died. But death was not the end. When Olivia awakens in a new timeline, reborn as a noble child in Renaissance-era Sardinia she quickly realizes her survival was never an accident. It was an invitation. A summons. Stripped of her body, her age, and her place in the world, olivia must survive in a brutal society ruled by corrupt nobles, predatory clergy, and unseen forces that shape history from the shadows. Armed only with her memories, military instincts, a terrifying bloodline and magic that bends space itself, she begins to uncover a truth far worse than death: The universe is watching her. And it expects her to become something. Something that was never human. ___________________________________ WARNING WARNING ⚠️⚠️⚠️ ⚠️ Content Warning: Throughout this story, there are scenes involving strong language, physical and emotional abuse, sexual situations, violence, and other mature or disturbing themes. Please read with discretion.

He died a betrayed assassin. He woke up as the family disgrace. Yohan should be dead—a knife in his back, blood pooling beneath him, betrayed by the one person he trusted. Instead, he opens his eyes in a body that isn't his own. Mo Yohan. First grandson of the legendary Sword God. Weak. Powerless. A failure without a Mana Core in a world where cultivation is everything. His three younger brothers have already surpassed him. The servants mock him openly. Even his own grandfather has given up on him. After losing yet another duel to his youngest brother, he's been confined to his estate—a prisoner in his own home. But the soul now inhabiting this broken body is far from weak. In his past life, Yohan was feared. No one dared meet his eyes. And now, trapped in this frail shell, he's done being looked down upon. When servants whisper about his disgrace, he doesn't bow his head. When they laugh at his weakness, he doesn't walk away. He draws a sword and reminds them exactly who holds their lives in his hands. In a world of cultivation and martial arts, where power means everything and bloodline determines destiny, a ruthless assassin's soul must navigate the treacherous politics of a powerful clan—all while trapped in the body everyone has written off as worthless. The old Mo Yohan would have endured the humiliation in silence. The new one? He's just getting started. When a killer's mind meets a cultivator's world, weakness becomes a weapon—and mercy becomes the most dangerous mistake anyone can make. --- A reincarnation cultivation novel where second chances come with brutal lessons, family ties hide deadly rivalries, and the weakest link is about to break every chain that binds him.

Manuela Carie Flores is a well-known Filipina supermodel but she is also the most bashed because people thought that she's brainless Her manager decided that she must be back to school so that her bashers will leave her alone. She's back in 9th grade of high school. At the last quarter of her school year, their teacher assigned them to read the book of Noli Me Tangere and they must do their own version of it, they must do a movie. While she is reading the book of Noli Me Tangere, her tears flow like a river. She can't hold back her tears. Little did she know that the book of Noli Me Tangere is an open book and while she was crying, she enters the book, and now she has the mission given by the librarian... SHE MUST CHANGE THE ENDING OF NOLI ME TANGERE FROM TRAGIC INTO A HAPPY ENDING ONE

Looking for a unique, thrilling, and expansive story? Beware! This story, 19 years in the making, is legendary! Saga 1 Volume 1: A special family happily lived in a secluded and sacred forest. However, their peaceful lives take a dark turn when two strangers appeared. An evil organization and the dangers of the outside world threaten their lives. How will three boys face against the cruel reality of the world? Volumes 2 & 3: Three special boys seek to get stronger, obtaining special weapons. With fearsome and hungry monsters in their way, how will they learn to wield such weapons? Also featuring, a bittersweet rivalry between two close apprentices and shocking revelations of a dissolved noble family. Volume 4: Three special boys join the fight against new enemies of humankind. Monsters, created and locked up in a dark lab, were released. Featuring a time skip, how much stronger did the boys get? Is it enough to stop their new superior enemies or will they fail at their final mission of saving humanity? Volume 5: Featuring a rivalry between two monster species and an insidious reason for it, how will two young brothers solve the prolonged and bitter quarrel? How will they make it back to their homeland with reinforcements for humankind? Coming soon... Following two-part arcs: Focus is on a side character. A close friend gets a wicked second conscious in his head. Will he remain the same? Or will he succumb to the coercing voice, bringing back our heroes to save the day? What have they been up to? With battles of epic proportions and different ideals, who will prevail? Coming soon... Following Saga, Arc 6-9: Individual arcs focusing on three teenagers and their incredible adventures. Featuring a peculiar phenomenon that threatens the world, the final confrontation with one of the strangers, who changed their lives as little boys, will commence. In the near future... Final Saga, Arc 10 -12: It's time to confront the last of the two strangers! As they head into adulthood, what's in store for their future and their sacred home? In the distant future... Announcements/News: Actively updating — Revised Volume 1 complete, Volume 2 renovations in progress. I'm BACK! Two BRAND NEW chapters every week! If you want free early access, contact me in my socials. XD Here are my socials: https://linktr.ee/habo_

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“I want to do it. “   “What!? “I reply in panic as I begin to struggle against his hold, but he tightens his grip around me. I’m afraid of getting caught, but why is a part of me suddenly excited by this? By the way he’s holding…pulling me close… not letting go. Why do I like it even though I know getting caught could be disastrous? “H… hey, please. Not here… I… I … “I begin, but he cuts me off as he moves a leg between mine and begins to press against my bulge. “Your body tells another story… “He says as he runs his tongue over the marks he created on my neck last night and I shiver in his arms. I feel him smirk against my neck, and I curse myself for how easy it is for him to get a reaction out of me. “But… This is a public space… “I struggle to complete my sentence as he begins to massage my bulge with his thigh. “You’re all I care about right now. “He replies as he reaches for and starts undoing my belt, and I reach down to hold onto it in fear. “What are you saying? Your reputation… “I begin, and he finally pulls away from me. “It would be just fine. “He cuts me off, and I gulp. “Are you ashamed of me? “He suddenly questions, and my eyes widen. “Of course not! It’s just… “I begin, but he doesn’t let me finish. “You’re the one who wanted my attention. “ “Not like this! “   “This is how I want to give it. “He replies, and I stare at him with wide eyes. This is bad. If we're caught fucking here, it'll be chaos. and he doesn't seem to mind that. These brothers are insane!! ***** Five Alphas. One innocent Omega. And a heat no one’s ready for. ******* Known as a misfit with a weird feature(Red eyes), his whole life, everything hit rock bottom when his parents disowned and kicked him out of his home for being attracted to men. One accident later, he wakes up in another world, groggy, naked… and on display at a beastmen auction. They called him rare. Valuable. Breedable. Twenty thousand golden bars later, he’s sold... to not one, but five Alpha brothers. All beastmen. All dangerously possessive. Each one hotter...and crazier...than the last. They’re fighting over who gets to breed him first. And Elián? He’s never even kissed anyone before. Alpha Koda, the calmest of the five brothers, promises Elián will be safe. But nothing about this new world feels safe to Elián. Not the way the Alphas look at him. Not the way his body responds to them. And definitely not that word they keep calling him. Omega. Elián is a man. Men aren’t supposed to have babies. But somehow… every Alpha wants to breed him. Because Elián might just be the key to a generation of powerful beastmen. Now, five ruthless brothers are ready to give Elián everything he could ever want... Including unending love... If he’ll let one of them put a baby in him. How will he react to all this? Especially when he has no idea what it feels like to be loved.

It was done. The Vile Thieving Bird was dead. Sunny has reclaimed his fate. Lost from Light is finally back.

This story will not follow the plot, and our mc will also not be a blood bag for class D. -------- Shimizu Akira accidentally transmigrated into the world of "Classroom of the Elite" and became an ordinary student in Class D. "Ding! Daily intelligence has been updated." "1: Class A's Kamuro Masumi will attempt to steal beer from a convenience store today." "2: Karuizawa Kei is looking for a 'fake boyfriend' to act as her shield." "3: If you need to satisfy your physiological needs, knock on Chie Hoshinomiya's door three times at exactly 2:00 AM." "4: Tonight at 22:00, Kushida Kikyo will visit your dorm room under the pretense of 'asking for help with homework,' but in reality..." "Is this information... reliable?" With the advantage of foresight and intelligence, Shimizu Akira navigated between various factions: He provided crucial clues to Horikita Suzune when she needed them most. He became the ideal candidate for Karuizawa Kei's "fake relationship." He enjoyed a battle of wits and romance with Sakayanagi Arisu. "Why is the intelligence getting stranger and stranger?"

Venti: Don't be fooled by her cold exterior; she's actually gentler than anyone. Klee: Durandal is a good person; her grilled fish is super delicious. Jean: You don't need to worry. As long as you're willing, I believe everyone in Mondstadt would be happy to accept you. Diluc: I have to admit, her arrival has brought much stability to Mondstadt. Want a drink? This one's on me. Rosaria: I no longer believe in the Anemo God! I will pledge my loyalty to you, Lady Durandal! Lumine: Will you be my companion and go on an adventure with me, Durandal? I... need you. Looking at the outstretched hand, Durandal chuckled softly, "Really... I can't do anything about you. I'll accompany you for a bit and witness the end of your journey." Tags: Antihero Protagonist, Caring Protagonist, Character Growth, Cold Protagonist, Dark, Demons, Elemental Magic, Evil Organizations, Fanfiction, Fantasy World, Female Protagonist, Friendship, Godly Powers, Gods, Hiding True Abilities, Hiding True Identity, Knights, Magic, Overpowered Protagonist, Protagonist Strong from the Start, Secretive Protagonist, Survival, Wizards, World Travel, Genshin Impact, Yuri, Romantic Comedy, Light Novel Style, Harem (Female), Reincarnation, Adventure, Slow Burn

After walking away from a wildly successful talk show and a relationship that demanded her silence, Amy relocates to a quiet town in search of something she has never been able to name- space. Her attempt at anonymity is disrupted when she moves into a communal art-school building run by well-meaning but intrusive caretakers. As Amy navigates guilt, hunger, silence, and the ghosts of a controlling past, she must confront a central question: is survival the same as living? And what does it cost to choose differently?