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SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: “PG” => No One 17 and Under Permitted ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

The story follows Hikaru Kurozawa a cornball who somehow had a pretty chill life in his world. Then one day his fate completely shifts. what is that fate? it's a thing we all know, heard, Loved and hated,and that's none other thannn.... being ISEKAI'D. Now he's summoned as a HERO,the fuck he's gonna do? only GOD knows. None of us has any Idea what will happen next,everything is still a BIG mystery.So wanna unfold the different colours of this world,together?(in case if you care). [THIS-CLAIMER: TS IS NOT A TRADITIONAL NOVEL, IT'S JUST A SCRIPT-FIC THAT GOES LIKE AN EPISODE,ANDD..IT'S STILL RAW.THE CHEF ISN'T EXPERIENCED ENOUGH TO COOK]. The chapter will get edited randomly,and I don't wanna here anything about my English cuz i already know it's A.S.S btw i drew the cover art on my phone screen, I suck at drawing. update frequency: 1ch/somtimes

[Warning: 3 rich girls detected within 15 meters. Incubus Pheromones activated.] [Recommendation: Flee. Or flirt. Your call.] Lux Vaelthorn wanted three things: a good coffee, peace and quiet, and zero responsibilities. What he got? A mansion, a bounty for his soul and a bunch of heiresses fighting over who gets to be his first “investment.” As the heir of Greed and Lust, Lux was born to dominate markets, hearts, and boardrooms. But after centuries of cleaning up his parents’ messes in the underworld, he rage-quit Hell’s finance department and took a hundred-year vacation to the mortal realm. His problem? Even without trying, he’s too hot, too rich, and too magnetic. His Incubus Pheromones seduce emotionally unstable rich girls like clockwork. His Greed System scans bank accounts like X-rays. And thanks to a “minor” celestial bounty on his soul, some entities either want to marry him… or murder him. Lux just wanted caffeine. Now he’s got a mansion full of beautiful heiresses, a schedule full of power plays, and a city that thinks he’s a billionaire playboy CEO. Fine. If he can’t nap… he might as well rule. ------ Join my discord channel for illustrations: https://discord.gg/mSRHyMVhnG Bonus Chapters! *600 Power Stone = 1 bonus chapter *400 Golden Ticket= 1 bonus chapter *Magic Castle= 4 bonus chapters *Space Craft= 6 bonus chapters Important Note: No NTR, No Yuri, No rape. Tags: Mature Content , R-18 ,Gore, Comedy , Monster Girls , Goddess, Succubus , Magic , Demons , Devil , Beasts , Action , Overpowered , Harem , System , Servants , Handsome Male Lead , Smart Male Lead, Economic and Financial genius Male Lead and Slice of Life.

Ethan Crowe walked out of prison after seven years with nothing to his name and nowhere to belong. The world he returned to was unrecognisable. Gates had torn open across the globe, monsters roamed beyond human control, and society now revolved around the Titled - people chosen by mysterious voices and granted supernatural powers that made them heroes, weapons, and rulers all at once. Ethan wasn’t one of them. Not at first. Lost, angry, and with no future worth chasing, Ethan was barely surviving when a voice finally spoke to him. "Your Title is… Lord Of Beasts." But something about his awakening was wrong. Instead of gaining power in the real world like every other Titled, Ethan awakened a System tied to the Tower Of Beasts - a brutal, game-like world he can only enter while asleep. Inside the Tower, Ethan must fight for survival against monstrous creatures, earning power through a system of skills, evolution, and beasts. As for the beasts he acquires there? They persist beyond his dreams... Registered as an E Rank Titled with only D Rank potential, Ethan should have been insignificant. Yet the Lord of Beasts cannot be measured by ordinary standards. As Ethan grows stronger at an impossible rate, his existence begins to ripple outward - drawing the attention of elite Titled, criminal syndicates, and forces lurking behind the Gates themselves. His past refuses to stay buried, his beasts grow more dangerous, and the truth behind his Title hints at something far more terrifying than anyone realises. In a world ruled by power, Ethan Crowe starts at the bottom. But as the Lord of Beasts, it’s only a matter of time before he climbs to the top! Note: The novel is a gritty version of the typical hunter/awakener novels with a beast twist, which I hope you will enjoy Discord Server: https://discord.gg/c34nURr72W P.S. This is my WSA 2026 Entry - all support with powerstones and reviews is appreciated :) Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to real events, locations, or people are purely coincidental and not intended to portray anything.

“If mercy and kindness can't save the world… then this time, I choose violence.” — Ethan Cole Huff… What the hell— …Did I seriously just— get reborn? Fifteen days before it starts? Before everything falls apart… and turns into that game. A voice cuts in— [Ding! Congratulations. You’ve been granted a one-time rebirth opportunity.] [Bonus reward: Spatial Storage Ring.] Ethan goes still. A cheat ability… and a storage ring? …You’ve got to be kidding me. Then— [Please choose: Join the humans… or the zombies?] He stares at it. If he picks human— Yeah. He knows exactly how that plays out. Scraping for supplies. Fighting over scraps. Watching people turn on each other. Dying like everyone else. … He exhales slowly. Then lets out a low, humorless laugh. “Yeah.” “I’ve done that already.” A pause. His gaze hardens. “Let’s try something else.” “Zombies.” For a split second— the system… hesitates. Then— [Warning… selection deviates from expected path.] Silence. And then— [God: …That’s a terrible idea.] A beat. [God: …Go on, then.]

When a soul from our world fuses with Gilderoy Lockhart, a new person is born, with knowledge of the future and much more talented, what changes can he bring to the magical world?

Arthur, a broke orphan, dies saving a mother and child—only to awaken as Arthur Evan Imperius, an F-rank villain from his favorite game, disowned and destined to die as cannon fodder in a world ruled by “chosen heroes.” At his lowest, he awakens the Ultimate Scavenger System—a strange, “weak” system that doesn’t grant power… it steals it. In a world secretly manipulated by bored higher beings, where heroes are protected by fate and overpowered systems, Arthur’s ability lets him hunt those favorites of destiny, ripping fragments of their powers to build something far more dangerous. Surrounded by hero's, Extra's, Ruthless Villian's, and hidden system-users, Arthur refuses to remain a minor villain. He will rewrite the his fate—turning humiliation into leverage, heroes into prey, and himself into the monster even the gods will regret creating. [ Battle Instinct has been extracted from the Warbound System ] [ Bond Resonance has been extracted from the supreme Harem System ] [ Adaptive Hero's Boon has been extracted from the Radiant Valor System ] ------ Here i am again with another cringy and unbearable novel. as you guys no what i mean. try it at your own risk.

Amagi Hikaru found himself transported into a Duel Academy that bore an uncanny resemblance to the one from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX. This place was filled with extreme fanatics who believed that Fusion Summoning was the most noble form of summoning. They sought to change the minds of duelists from other dimensions through dueling, forcing them to join the “Fusion Absolute Supremacy” faction. Those who refused would be turned into cards, twisted and insane beyond measure. Hikaru glanced at the complete set of Fusion Spell and Trap Cards in his deck box and fell silent for a while. He nodded. “Yes, absolutely.” “You’re completely right.” “Fusion is the noblest summoning method!”

The island where bad people go. Killers,robbers,rapist, and much more go to this island. Adisa had very little memory of his family. He didn’t do anything wrong. Now him and his fellow troops seek to find the truth about a organization plotting on the island. And the people who put everyone there.

Waking up in the Pokémon world sounded great in theory. But between adorable murder machines and megalomanical terrorist groups, it might be a little more complicated. Semi-SI.

Abidemi had always felt like an outsider the moment her mother died. Sure, she had a best friend and little brother but it never erased the feeling that she didn't belong to the Kingdom Of Valtis. So she decided to leave Valtis for Elov. What awaits her?

With a stroke of misfortune, Lucas lost his life at the hands of a madman. Yet fate granted him another chance. Reincarnation into a new world. only for him to lose his family while still young. In a realm brimming with magic and secrets, Lucas, now named Amon, leads a poor and ordinary life, no different from any commoner. Upon awakening his class, Amon got a mysterious Death-related Class. However, its true powers remain dormant, its potential unknown even to him. Whether it is a blessing or a curse is yet to be seen. One fateful night changes everything, opening the path to Arcadia Academy. Will his destiny finally change after joining academy? Can he rise to power? Or will his cursed luck drag him into even greater danger? Will he be swallowed by death once again? Follow Amon’s journey as he unravels the secrets of the world, driven by curiosity, while struggling to survive between life and death. Thus, a new journey begins… --- Read my review for more information about novel. And you can ask me questions there. --- You can Support me on: https://ko-fi.com/lolman2020 Discord Link: https://discord.gg/dtFkwXFrNm

Before I write the synopsis, I will leave a few words for those who will read this. Initially, I did not plan to write such a big story, because this is my first experience. But gradually there were readers who read my fanfic, and I wanted to continue, and I gained more and more experience. And now the story is what it is.In the first chapters you will definitely encounter problems like those where I misspelled characters' names or something like that. In the future, all these problems with names will be corrected. But as I already wrote, this is my first experience, and so I hope you will be understanding. Now the synopsis. It all started with the fact that the most ordinary guy, like any other immigrant, died in his past world, and accidentally met God. Alex's wish was quite simple, he wanted a quiet life and wanted to enjoy it without facing other problems that any main characters usually experience. But as always happens, fate has other plans. Unintentionally, Alex interfered with the plans of the villains, not even suspecting where it would lead him, and what he would eventually have to face continuing his path. Just one meeting and one conversation turned Alex's life upside down, forcing him to work for the benefit of other worlds. I'll write this right away for the stupid potatoes who will read this. This is literally my first experience in writing history and something similar. Before this, I only wrote diploma papers and term papers, not counting filling out documents at work, so I apologize in advance if something does not suit you. Enjoy reading! First Arc: DanMachi Second Arc: Cyberpunk: Edgerunners Third Arc: Record of Ragnarok Fourth Arc: The world of zombies- HOTD, Dead Space, Doom, and other stories in this crossover world. Fifth Arc: Supernatural, Twilight, Until Down, Hellsing, Control, Silent Hill and more. Mini Arc, during the Fifth Arc: Borderlands, Bloodborne. The author also created a P*treon and will upload chapters to it ahead of time. Well, and maybe one of the readers would like to treat me to coffee. The author created a p*treon just to earn money for coffee so that I could cope with my ADHD, which always prevents me from thinking normally. All chapters on P*treon are free and all this is done with the goal of collecting donations for coffee. I will upload chapters there in whole packs of 3 chapters. My P*treon p*treon.com/GreedHunter

Haruto was just an ordinary high schooler trying to survive after his father’s business collapsed and left behind massive debt. Then the memories started coming. Memories of masterpieces from another world, stories that had never existed in this timeline, yet had the power to make millions laugh, cry, and lose sleep over fictional characters. So he picks up a pen and starts writing. From the bittersweet romance of Blue Spring Ride to the emotional devastation of Anohana, Haruto claws his way up the cutthroat light novel industry one tearjerker at a time. His readers adore him, curse him, and still buy the next volume anyway. Unfortunately… he still has many stories left to tell. —————— MC branches out to manga, anime, games and others as the story progress. He only writes script for them. He writes novels till the end. [Blue Spring Ride] [Anohana: The Flower We Saw That Day] [Parasyte] [Puella Magi Madoka Magica] [Initial D] [Cyberpunk: Edgerunners] [And MORE] This is a translation of a fanfic. All characters, story, and rights belong to the original creators. RAW in pinnned review.

You died... Death came... Death says you have to reincarnate... But you don't want to... Death forces you... Well, he shouldn't have done that...

Lin Mu was an orphan living in a country town. Having no knowledge of cultivation, he was a common peasant. This was until he discovered a mysterious ring stuck in a tree. Wearing it, a new world opened up to Lin Mu. The world of cultivation! The ring bestowed Lin Mu with the ability to cultivate while also giving him the ability to manipulate space. Snatching treasures, exploring unknown realms, looting secret grottos, everything was possible with the ring. Witness Lin Mu as he learns his purpose in life, finds his destiny, meets impeccable experts and beings. Watch him as he learns the truth of the cosmos, and becomes its saviour! P.S: Rise of the Worm Sovereign is a prequel to this book. Tags: #weak to strong #Beast taming #Beast companions #Monster Master #World Exploration #NO YOUNG MASTERS #NO HAREM ----- Old Synopsis: Lin Mu was a common boy living in a small town, ostracized by the townsmen because of a mistake he made during the harvest, his house seized to compensate for it. Forced to fend for himself in the outskirts, he finds a rusty ring embedded in the tree where he always used to play as a child. Witness his story as the mysterious rusty ring changes his destiny forever, opening him up to a world he would never have experienced, people he would have never met, and powers he would have never had. Instagram: grand_void_daoist -------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------- Join the discord-https://discord.gg/VfJFxXnbAE

Konrad wasted his first life as a corporate slave. In his second, he demands control. An angel offers him a world of magic and a new life as the heir to a fallen noble house. Locals even hail him as a prodigy for his past-life knowledge—but every gift carries a curse. Everyone wants a piece of him. His mana is pathetic, yet he must revive his house, fight invaders, and rewrite the laws of magic to survive. His "blessed" life feels more like a brutal gauntlet designed to make him suffer. His guardian angel? The Devil in disguise. But the true danger arrives in the form of the gorgeous women flocking to him. A demoness, an archangel, and an ancient dragon—all with their own agendas, where Konrad is the key. He wanted to be the one pulling the strings. Instead, he finds himself the puppet. But only until he's strong enough to defy the universe itself.

Boredom. Even at this age, nothing excites him anymore. Satoru Gojo... born with the Six Eyes and the Limitless. Blessed with talent that made the entire Jujutsu world tremble before he even peaked. But that was the problem. Everything was too easy. Too predictable. Too… boring. He hadn't even awakened his true potential yet, and the world already felt small. Then one day, without warning, a mysterious force pulled him from everything he knew. No explanation. No reason. No way back. What greeted him wasn't Tokyo. It wasn't the Jujutsu world. It was a Kingdom ruled by politics, cursed by Witches, and haunted by creatures that would make cursed spirits look tame. They placed him as a nobody. A side character in someone else's story. But tell me… have you ever tried putting Satoru Gojo in the background? Exactly. It doesn't work. Now Lugnica has a new problem. Not the Witch of Envy. Not the White Whale. Not the Sin Archbishops. It's a boy with a smile that promises chaos. The Re:Zero world wanted a side character. What it got… was The Strongest. And for the first time in a long time… he's not bored anymore. [Anime Crossover - Re:Zero -> Jujutsu Kaisen -> Black Bullet

Esmeralda, who has been transmigrated into the HP world, forms the "Deduction Trio" with the Weasley twins, and together they roam the campus. Professor Flitwick always likes to award her points. Professor Sprout hopes she will take Herbology more seriously. Professor McGonagall says she is a genius in Transfiguration. Professor Snape, despite acknowledging her talent in Potions, says she doesn't deserve those eyes. Even Dumbledore, who loves sweets, frequently pays attention to her... However, two years later, Harry is set to enroll, and Voldemort, who has no nose, will make a comeback. The previously peaceful life is about to be disrupted. In the face of the impact from the trio of main characters, where will the Deduction Trio go? In the battle between good and evil, which side will Esmeralda take? Will the twin stars never meet again in this life? Well, let us start the story: It all began when Esmeralda received her admission letter at the age of twelve... _______ *Female Protagonist* _______ Read 12 Chapters ahead at Patreon.com/Dragonel ________ You can also support me financially by donating at:- paypal.me/Dragonel23 _______ This is a Translation. Original MTL has the same name.

After transmigrating into the world of Harry Potter, Kasenhis discovers he has a cheat ability from the game Minecraft, allowing him to summon blocks at will. Just as he knocks out some lunatic who came out of nowhere and starts dreaming of making a name for himself in the world with this power, he is suddenly confronted by an old man with a white beard. "I'm thinking of opening Alchemy classes but since Nicolas Flamel is dying, I want to appoint you as a Professor." "What do you mean... you're hiring me as Hogwarts' Alchemy Professor?" And also—what even is alchemy? In his first year at Hogwarts, he carefully disguises himself as an alchemy professor using only basic blocks. By the third year, he's hitting his stride, battling Dementors with a Wither. By the seventh year, holding the Command Block in his hand, Kasenhis raises a middle finger at a bald-headed figure in front of him. "Watch closely! I’m about to demonstrate the framework of the world itself!" ... Note: He reverse-engineers Minecraft into magic and actually teaches! Not a fraudulent teacher! ______ o(*￣▽￣*)ブSupport and read two weeks ahead of WN at:- Patreon.com/Dragonel .. You can also support me financially by donating at:- paypal.me/Dragonel23 ______ This is a Translation. Raw: 霍格沃茨：我靠MC伪装炼金教授