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Albert never aspired to greatness, content to drift through life like a carefree "salted fish." Reborn into a new world with a magical interface as his cheat, he was poised to live a charmed, effortless life. Just as he settled into his plans for a lazy yet prosperous future, an owl swooped in with a Hogwarts invitation, revealing his new reality: the Harry Potter universe. Now, Albert must navigate a world of magic, blending his laid-back nature with the power of his system to carve out a dreamy, unambitious path to success. ------------------------------------------------- Note: This is a Translation. Non-profit fanfiction based on Harry Potter series. All rights to original creator. For extra chapters u can go ~ [patreon.com/_Shadowscale] Atleast 7chs/week will be updated regularly.

This is book 2 of Jayfer only one for you

In 2138, the world still trembles from the Fracture. Since 2022, "Monsters"—monstrous Wrathborn, godlike Superhumans, and stranger things—have walked among humanity. After the infamous Eldion Institute Massacre, a group of Monsters created Monster Bay, a hidden sanctuary. But humanity struck back. The Helsing Corporations rose, armed with deadly new technology, and the Great Ascension Wars shattered Monster Bay, scattering its survivors and secrets. At the center of every remaining legend lies the Mythical Matrix — an ancient digital scripture said to hold world-ending power and the location of the Garden Behind the Fence: a celestial paradise guarded by an unspeakable terror, where the legendary White-Blue Heart Pillar promises salvation from Monsterization… and perhaps even escape from death itself. Kevin Leister is a brilliant but crippled 15-year-old café drone, drowning in overwork and fear of his own hidden "difference." His quiet life explodes when he accidentally decodes a fragment of the Mythical Matrix in the café’s communication network — a map to the lost Monster Bay. Enter Peter Shotstock — a 30-year-old charismatic, foul-mouthed, battle-hardened ex-soldier with a deep hatred for the Helsing Corporations and a bad habit of shooting first. Dragged into Kevin’s dangerous discovery, the unlikely duo must survive hunter ambushes, ruined cities, and the treacherous politics of remaining Monsters. Together, they chase a legend that could either save the world… or burn it to ash. Powers emerge from "The Shattering," a cataclysmic event eons ago when an ancient, pillar fragmented into countless "Glimmers"—ethereal shards of reality-warping essence that rained across the world and landed on earth. These Glimmers bonded randomly with living beings upon awakening, triggered by personal trauma, near-death, or rare celestial alignments called seals. Humans alike become Monsters/glimmers, but each receives a distinct power flavored by their biology and psyche: a human's hot headed personality might channel hellfire manipulation, while a human's predatory speed manifests as Movement control that store and release momentum. This origin ensures asymmetry—no two powers are identical—while tying all to a hidden cosmic horror lurking in the fragments,with this increcible power comes 4 modes for every monster/glimmer Mode 1-Normal Mode,Mode 2-A form that is connected to the monster/glimmer's power like mystical armour,Mode 3-Infamous form the monster/glimmer can trasnform into their monstrous selves,Mode 4-Final a mode where the glimmer/monster's physical body no more exists and thier now a metaphysical force

The ice is a cold surface, but for them, it was the only place where they remembered being happy. After being wounded by the people they trusted most, fate hands them a second chance in the form of a childhood love. A bond that resurfaces with a single glance, yet comes with a question burned into their minds: "Don’t you remember me?" ​Their love story has only just begun, but the shadows of the past are not willing to let them go. With vengeance looming over their private lives and sabotage threatening their skating careers, danger is everywhere. Will their light withstand the chill of betrayal, or will they ultimately shatter under the pressure?

This is a fan translation of 人在特雷森，专职摆烂 The original author is 多功能复读机 Please support them! === After transmigrating to Tracen Academy in the world of Uma Musume, Kitahara Sota’s sole ambition is to slack off. When the Chairwoman calls, he pretends not to hear; invitations from the Mejiro family are ignored; when the Student Council approaches, he feigns sleep; and if an Uma Musume directly nominates him as her trainer, he simply vanishes without a trace. "I hope you're treating your life with the same attitude," someone remarks. "Yeah, sure, whatever you say," Sota nods absently, his eyes fixed on the glowing crimson display of [Unique Skills] before him. He firmly believes that as long as he's lazy enough, even a heavy track can’t catch up to him. Reality quickly proves him right. Soon, his reputation as an incurable slacker spreads, leading all of Tracen Academy to unanimously acknowledge him as... ...A walking Matatabi, the Three Goddesses' Chosen, guardian of Tracen, and savior of Uma Musume everywhere. Kitahara Sota: “…Huh?” #Umamusume #Uma Musume #Pretty Derby

When 17-year-old Dranexx Waltarnabi was summoned to another world call the Zeiku verse….he was summoned alongside with his best friend and 18 other classmates while they were going to a game competition, they appeared in place call The Heavenly paladin/palace…In front of them Power God tiers being sitting before them…Each Character them who was summoned got the blessings of a Grand master,Giving a them a special unique ability…But Dranexx own was different he gain two ultimate abilities that defines concept laws and reality itself 1. The world of cavalry which he kept hidden from the grand masters but he review his second Skill/ability AUTHORITY OVER RUIN the ability to erase magic, devour skills, and overwrite reality itself…as he progressed he managed to beloved one the grand masters { The Grand Master of Divinity} She was among the Top Grand masters ever existed she’s a force to be reckoned with…her blessings was the Dranexx got the skill/ability AUTHORITY OVER RUINS ..it was broken but like the other Skill/Ability WORLD OF CAVALRY the skill which give him access to every abilities that ever existed as a weapon…when I mean every skills/abilities literally every skill both the unknown and the known skills/abilities If you look at it is basically like Gilgamesh gate of Babeloon but this one is on a different level 100x higher than Gilgamesh’s own His best friend also got broken Skills/abilities too as with his other classmates Dranexx doesn’t seek for power he seeks for entertainment the powers look for him everything obeys him every Grand Master feared him many God tier being challenged him and got defeated…he was summoned to be a monster that defines every will in the Zeiku verse…..As he continues his Journey he gained more power and more broken evolution that surpasses the bounds of imagination Well on the contrary, Dranexx saw that World of Cavalry was nothing but a cheat ability for him, so he decided to give it up… but upon trying to abandon it, the skill itself denied his decision. Why…? Because World of Cavalry was born directly from Dranexx’s desire, and a Desire Skill cannot simply be abandoned. Instead… it evolved. World of Cavalry was no longer a skill anymore. It was reborn into an entirely new existence… a soul entity with its own ego, consciousness, and will. This unexpected evolution caused a problem for Dranexx. Since the entity now possessed an actual soul, Dranexx was forced to duplicate his own body so the newly born being could possess one and freely exist outside of him. And that was the birth of Korai…or should I say he now, lol. Of course, Dranexx still remains connected to Korai. Their souls are linked, meaning Dranexx can still borrow and use any of Korai’s abilities whenever he wants. But Dranexx refuses to do that because he chooses to seek entertainment and excitement using only his own personal powers. So yes…Korai now has a body. Which basically means Dranexx now has a twin brother hahahahaa. Originally, World of Cavalry was a skill that granted Dranexx access to every ability that had ever existed both known and unknown allowing him to wield them all as weapons. But now…Things are no longer the same. Korai, who was formerly World of Cavalry itself, is now a living entity possessing over 400–500 abilities within his arsenal. And upon his birth, a sword was born alongside him… A divine blade known as Cavalry Ascension. Only Korai and Dranexx can wield this sword. No one else possesses the potential, compatibility, or capability to even hold it. Cavalry Ascension: A sword that allows its wielder to perfectly manifest and reuse abilities they have witnessed before, reproducing them at 80% of their original power and context. Every copied ability is then stored inside the sword itself like memories engraved into its existence. Thank you for the love and I hope you enjoy and keep supporting me family Much love

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A piece of good news: you can now travel to the world of anime. An even better piece of news (or is it?): you can become one of the Servants you own in your FGO mobile game. Da Vinci: "To help you live more easily in the other world, everyone at Chaldea has decided to lend you their strength through this bond." Mash: "Your happiness, Senpai, is all that we wish for." I will definitely find happiness. With the blessings of everyone at Chaldea, set forth toward the stars beyond! This is the journey I’ll share with everyone. Warning: Genderbender —— Updates: Who knows :D —— Disclaimer: All rights to the original content belong to their respective creators. Original Name: 我才不要当英灵 Author: 死神的挽歌 Artist: Kibadori Rue —— Advanced Chapters! [patreon.com/WiseTL]

He once ruled as a feared dungeon boss. Now he’s raising a human child. After abandoning his collapsing dungeon, Zortheus never expected to find an infant alone in the wild, or to become her father. Disguised as a quiet villager, Zora, he gives Lila the peaceful life he never had, burying the monstrous past she must never learn. But with her growing dream to become an adventurer, the outside world inches closer to the very truth he fights to hide. And as old threats stir again, their quiet life stands on the edge of a secret away from unraveling. The world remembers him a villain. She only knows him as Dad. Two truths that cannot meet… or everything breaks.

Ever since Uchiha Kei arrived in this world, he’s been extremely cautious. He swore to tread carefully and survive until the very end. But one day, he received a mission — to assist Minato Namikaze’s squad in destroying the Kannabi Bridge. And that’s when Uchiha Kei realized… he was screwed. patreon.com/MV1717

This is a fan translation of 磁场转动皮卡丘的诸天之旅 The original author is 青椒虎皮肉 Art is by @lai_rr Edit is by ClayTL Please support them! === Crossing over and turning into a Pikachu right at the start—he was small, weak, pitiful, and utterly helpless. But... Who says Pikachu can only act cute and be a mascot? So Ray Chu sets himself a modest goal: Beat Arceus to a pulp. However, before Ray Chu could figure out a combination of Electric, Psychic, and Aura powers, a new crossover abruptly arrives! Thus… [JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure]: Pillar Men? Ancient beings? Take my [SOLAR FLARE]! [Demon Slayer]: Muzan, you pathetic villian—experience genuine [THUNDER BREATHING]! [Naruto]: Kage-level? Sage Mode? Behold [TEN-MILLION-VOLT KAIO-KEN x100]! [Dragon Ball]: Frieza, Emperor of the Universe—taste my [INFINITE PIKA EXPLOSIVE PUNCH]! [Marve]l: Thanos, The Mad Titan—have you heard of a someone called Frieza? [Pokémon]: Ash: "Kingler, use [HYPER BEAM]!" Pikachu: "[SPECIAL BEAM CANNON]!" Cynthia: "Garchomp, [DRAGON RUSH]!" Pikachu: "ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA!" [Fate (Fourth Holy Grail War)]:"I am the World’s Greatest, the Light of Humanity’s Salvation, a Sage in the Flesh, Ruler of the Cosmos, Magnetic Super Saiyan God Golden Pikachu…" Later arcs include human form scenarios! (Human form won't be the focus it'll be a 50/50 split) === discord.gg/wisetl

Adam was having a great time camping in the woods with his girlfriend until they were suddenly attacked. During the attack, his girlfriend was shot while he was thrown from a cliff. Unconscious and on the verge of death, an android appeared before taking him to a spaceship, Spector, which healed him up. Now this Spector wants him to be its operator, so that they can leave Earth. But before that, he needs to settle the grudge he has against those who attacked him and killed his girlfriend. Armed with advanced technology, Adam hunts them down before heading out to explore the universe. Strangely, though, he has to do all this and more while livestreaming to the whole universe. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Release Schedule: Daily. This story is also available on RoyalRoad, Webnovel and Patreon. Access 50+ chapters on Patreon.com/Sweeps083 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/D2FWBPA3yc ------------------------------------------------------------------- I plan to use the usernames of readers who leave comments as some of the livestream viewers in the novel, so if you want to be included, leave a comment. Also, add what planet you would like to be from and if you would rather your viewer be pro MC or against the MC, or maybe you just want to see the universe burn. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Regardless of space years, temporal incidents, appearances, and mentality, all individuals in this story are over 18+. Sexual content, while not the primary focus of this novel, is a part of it. The warnings listed below are in the chapter titles that have sexual content. * = Minor sexual content. ** = Around 1/2 of the chapter has sexual content. *** = Over 3/4 of the chapter has sexual content. This novel also contains Yuri elements. While there is technically a possible harem member who has a futa, I have already thought of a way around it, so there will be no futas in the harem.

This is a fan translation of 社恐马娘不想贴贴！ The original author is 杜子春 Art is by @beer_hsk Edit is by ClayTL Please support them! === Waking up, transmigrated into the world of Umamusume. Garden Gale finds herself as a completely useless Umamusume—but with her irresistibly charming looks and the original owner’s talent for bluffing, nearly everyone believes she's incredibly strong. Her debut race is scheduled in seven days. —I’m about to die of social embarrassment, what do I do?! Luckily... she temporarily awakens the [Selas System]. By pushing her relationships with other Umamusume to critical levels, she can learn their talents and signature skills. Forced to flirt.jpg Bond level with [Tokai Teio] reached 90%, comprehended skill [Sky-High Teio Step]! Bond level with [Air Shakur] reached 90%, comprehended skill [trigger:BEAT]! Bond level with [Christmas Oguri Cap] reached 90%, comprehended skill [Festive Miracle]! … Three years later. Garden Gale emotionally looks back, realizing she's become an undisputed GOAT—the greatest in history, a recognized tyrant of the track, the Uma Musume closest to a goddess. —And only now, gazing back at her days at Tracen Academy, does she belatedly realize… She cheated on everyone at school?! I'm gonna get stabbed by a yandere—WHAT DO I DOOOOO!!! === discord.gg/wisetl

This is a fan translation of 亏钱赛马娘，什么叫你真的赢比赛了？ The original author is 路边杂鱼 Art is by @beer_hsk Edit is by ClayTL Please support them! --- After getting set up by big capital, Sakuraba Ryo went bankrupt in Tokyo. On the very brink of starving, he awakened the LOSS SYSTEM. As long as the investment projects he picked lost money, he would receive corresponding rewards from it. And so, in order to afford his next meal, Sakuraba resolved to step into a field he had never touched before—Umamusume! You can’t make money from something beyond your understanding! As a clueless Umamusume tourist, I’m going to go all in on those overlooked Umamusume, then lose race after race and bleed money! Gray-haired Umamusume can’t run fast? Then this bet’s guaranteed to lose, right?! --- discord.gg/wisetl

In the world of a wasteland, power is everything to the factions that govern it. And the only thing that means more than being in power, is the scarcity of water. Sixteen year-old Kozuna Ozukashi knows his goals of restoring the world to it's once beautiful state and unifying the clans won't be an easy task. However, when he realizes just what kind of fate has been thrust upon him, he'll never be able to return to his once normal life. *As part of my S.S.O.U Project (SSOUP), all chapters across Seven Seals books 1-4 are being updated for a mass quality increase. For book 1 on Webnovel, and any other books I choose to put on here, I'm posting these updates in bulk by story chapter segments as each chapter group is completed. I post smaller updates on my tiktok every now and again, but otherwise, the chapter counter below will display what has been updated and what needs to be updated.* One more note: Everything is being semi-rewritten and edited, but I'm not perfect, and I'm a solo act. Once all chapters are complete, I'm doing a complete re-read to ensure as little grammatical issues as possible. If you spot any, please let me know. Chapters Rewritten and Posted (so far) 11.5/30

Content Warning: Contains mature themes that may be unsuitable for underaged readers. Excerpt Ragnar finally looked up. His eyes roamed her face, then dropped lower and lingered just a second too long. “Careful, princess. Keep taunting me like that and I’ll start thinking you like our nightly sparring.” “And if I did?” Her voice was soft now. Almost playful. “Would you stop pretending that you don't like it when I challenge you?” He rose from his seat slowly until he stood toe to toe with her. “Tell me something, Circe.” She tilted her chin up. “What?” “If I kissed you right now… Would you slap me, stab me, or kiss me back?” Her breath hitched. “That depends.” “On?” “How good the kiss is.” A pause. Something hummed between them, something neither of them dared name. Ragnar’s gaze dropped to her mouth. “Do you want me to find out?” She smiled, slow and wicked. “Make it worth the risk.” **** She was forced to marry the man who led the attack on her people. After her father is murdered, Circe is forced to leave her home and become a prisoner of the enemy. When she is taken to the enemy territory, she expects to be tortured physically in every way imaginable. But what she hadn't expected was for the vampire king to offer her up as a bride to his illegitimate son, the very same man that had her people slaughtered. It was a fate worse than torture. With her little brother's life on the line and with nowhere to run, Circe is forced to succumb to her fate. Right then she vowed in the name of her dead father to bring her husband to his knees. She would have her revenge, even if it meant destroying herself in the process. From the first time Prince Ragnar laid eyes on Circe, he knew she was going to be trouble. But trouble had never looked so intriguing. She was a puzzle he couldn't solve and that fact only drew him closer. Like a moth to a flame, she threatened to consume him. She would be his very own demise. Circe's presence in Lamora awoke something sinister, a malicious entity roaming the lands. From dusk till dawn, the streets of Lamora becomes engulfed in a strange fog and from within the voice of a woman can be heard. Anyone who wanders out at night when the fog comes, vanishes seemingly without a trace. Never to be found again. what happens when Circe's brother becomes a victim of this evil presence? What happens when Circe has no other choice but to team up with her husband, who she despises, in order to find the truth behind the disappearances and the evil magic plaguing their lands.

Transported to a world blessed by the Three Goddesses and reborn as a horse girl, Chen Xing originally thought she could drift through life doing the bare minimum— until she stood on the track and watched the Immortal Bird at her side surge past and break the tape. A gale named the will to win roared through her heart: I want to win. From this moment on, I will win every race. I’ll win every race on these legs—by my own power. Miracle Runner of the Holy Night, ignite! Cap Sect [hands pressed together] “For the record-setting feat you’ve achieved today—becoming a Hall-of-Fame–level horse girl—what do you have to say?” “I, Stardust Mirage, got here entirely through my own effort—System, grant me another Liu-ye Unique!”

In his former life, he was a man haunted by regret—a sterile, solitary soul who yearned for a family he could never have. Then fate threw him a curveball: transmigration. Now, he wakes up as Frank Gallagher, the notorious drunk and deadbeat dad from Shameless—except this time, the dysfunction is just the beginning. Suddenly saddled with six wildly diverse kids, Frank is knee-deep in the chaos of fatherhood—equal parts disaster and accidental wisdom. But beneath the surface of slurred words and bad decisions, something else is brewing. This isn't just the gritty South Side of Chicago anymore. Something darker is creeping in. The lines between worlds begin to blur as superheroes, sorcerers, demons, and hunters stalk the shadows. From Stark Industries to the Sanctum Sanctorum, from Hell’s Kitchen to Hell itself, Frank finds himself entangled in a multiversal spiral of cosmic stakes and personal redemption. He's not just a drunken dad anymore. He's a wildcard in a universe where Iron Man suits clash with angels and shapeshifters, and where the dead don’t always stay buried. Welcome to the wildest crossover you never saw coming. --- Update Schedule: 1 Chapter/day from Monday to Friday. Unlock exclusive access to advanced chapters: patreon.com/A_divin5

Eddard Stark slumbers in coma, haunted by doom: his head smashed in King's Landing, Winterfell ruined, family slaughtered—Robb dead, Catelyn gutted, Jon stabbed, Lyanna dying as she begs: “Ned, find Saelen Stark. Protect my child!” Her ghost and Catelyn's scream: “Find him—now!” Saelen, the lost Stark bastard, awakens bound to a system and his bloodline. Nobles mock his claim—until he storms Winterfell on a giant dragon. They kneel: “Your Grace—the greatest king ever.” Unlock exclusive access to advanced chapters: patreon.com/A_divin5

This isn't your average Sunday sermon. When the sun sets in this America, the real monsters come out— Chainsaw-wielding hillbillies, wax museums that never existed, cursed cabins in the woods, clown cults, dream demons, haunted dolls, and unclassified anomalies prowl the shadows... And right in the middle of it? Gideon Black, who woke up one day as a priest—armed with a divine leveling system. Now, he blesses suburban homes, exorcises demonic squatters, and offers life coaching to emotionally exhausted ghosts. With skills like: [Soul Insight] – spot a demon’s weak point before it spots you. [Psychological Counseling] – because even monsters need therapy. [Holy Water Blessing] – one drop of holy water, entire haunted house purified. [Gospel Hymn] – a church event so powerful even Hellhounds stay home. But Gideon is cautious—too cautious. He doesn’t fight unless the odds are stacked in his favor. He double-checks the salt lines, proofreads his holy verses, and once quarantined a cursed toaster just in case. When the Apocalypse finally arrives? Satan: "This guy solo'd my dungeon and left a Yelp review." Fallen Angel: "Even I pray to him when I get scared." Cthulhu: "@！？xx(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻" God slams the table: “You guys are weak—go train harder.” Unlock exclusive access to advanced chapters: patreon.com/A_divin5 Raw: 这个神父很强却过 分谨慎