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Disclaimer: This is not my story; it is written by Ideas-Guy on FanFiction. I will be putting his Patreon in the author note of every chapter. Please support the author. Seriously, because I'm not putting ANY Patreon chapters here until it's public on other sites If he wishes for me to remove this, then I will. For the entirety of his life, Law was bombarded with lies and deception. Vought ensured you couldn't wipe your ass without some Seven-themed toilet paper. They were everywhere - movies, TV, sporting events, and billboards. All of it to sell the greatest lie ever told - that heroes existed. Law gets what he always wanted through a chance encounter, a chance to reveal the truth.

( MAIN STORY ) Princess of Owari Falling into a magic circle is one thing. Meeting a scary gun lady inside of it? That was scary. But turning into her, succeeding her, and inheriting her legend? Yeah, that was the icing on the cake. Haru Hyoudou was perfectly fine with that, though, and if anything, the gender change was secondary. (Or so she learned.) ( SPECIAL STORY #1 ) Princess of Chaldea & the Great Holy Grail War Haruka Fujimaru the Mistress of Chaldea, desperate for more SSRs, accepts a mystery man's offer to replace a Master in a Great Holy Grail War. With knowledge of the future and her only SSR fighting beside her in real life, Haruka plots to mess up the entire storyline just for the 1000 Saint Quartz reward. FGO x Fate Apocrypha crack fic. ( SPECIAL STORY #2 ) Azure For the Love Princesses A trip through a Cauldron with Nu-13 caused Ragna to transported back to ancient China. Here he ends up surrounded by warrior girls who are all genderfliped expies of nearly all the male characters from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms era. With a new destiny as the "Messenger of Heaven", Ragna must strive to adjust to this new world and to the presence of the girls who trust him and guide them to peace and victory. BlazeBlue x Koihime fic! ( BONUS STORY ) A Princess For the Saiyan Prince Vegeta's unintentional wish alters Goku both inside and out. Now he, or rather she, must suffer the consequences. How will these newfound changes influence everyone, and how will it affect the end result of the Android saga?

“That’s a good move… but it’s mine now!” Haizaki Shogo, the reckless player with Pillage talent, isn’t just another basketball player — he steals his opponent’s technique and twists it into chaos, wrecking their rhythm and confidence. Once a regular at Teiko, he was ousted and replaced by the legendary Kise Ryota, buried under the greatness of the Generation of Miracles… until now. Back with a vengeance in a world he wasn’t meant to dominate, Shogo trains harder than ever, blending past instincts with new strength and unshakeable ambition. While prodigies like Aomine and Kise rise and shine, Shogo refuses to be left behind, ready to burn the court with cunning, grit, and a style all his own. Different colors, same court, and one unrelenting rule: win, no matter what it take

After once again raising a Triple Crown Uma Musume, the legendary trainer Wu You was being interviewed by reporters. “Trainer Wu You, as a breakout newcomer who once left the trainer world due to an accident, why did you decide to return?” “It’s nothing. Took two years off, then came back.” “After you lost your sight, what has been the biggest difficulty in your vocational life?” “Hmm… not much, really. I just hope my girls won’t take advantage of the fact that I can’t see to try stealing my clothes, or forcing a horse to… jump…” “Ahaha… Then what do you think it takes to cultivate an outstanding Uma Musume?” “What do you think?” “Innate talent, complete facilities, an excellent trainer… oh, and nutritious, healthy carrots!” “Correct. That one is the most important.” “I understand. You mean you’re that ‘excellent trainer,’ right?” “No. What I mean is…” Wu You curled his lips into a smile, his tone loaded with implication. “I’m the carrot.”

Wade was content being a young biologist – until a freak accident drops him into the magical world of Harry Potter! Waking up as an eleven-year-old in Grindelwald’s tumultuous era, Wade discovers he’s got a bizarre new companion: a “Good Deed System” that rewards him for acts of kindness and heroism. The catch? To cash in the system’s ultimate prize, Wade must claim the title of Dark Lord! What the Fck does that even mean...?(⓿_⓿) Now this accidental transmigrator is caught between light and dark, attending Hogwarts alongside a pesky kid named Tom Riddle (who ends up as his unamused sidekick). Dumbledore thinks he’s a selfless saint, Grindelwald swears he’s a born schemer, and young Tom is just trying to figure out why his “mentor” isn’t acting like a proper villain at all. ... You can support the translation and read two weeks/12 chs ahead of WN at my P^treon:- Patreon.com/Captain69

Cat's life wasn't your typical one; she was far from your typical person, but even she couldn't predict what would happen to her one fateful night that would change her life forever. The night where she would have a chance encounter with the living embodiment of her destiny and stumble upon the Plague Doctor at work. The Plague Doctor; killer, vigilante, her hero. A costumed phantom that stalked the streets bringing punishment and death to those who would harm the innocent. A righteous crusade to cure the sick and diseased city of the plague of predators, murderers and scum that infested its streets, rotting it from the inside out. A physician of death whose cure came at the tip of a blade or the barrel of a gun. This random chance encounter marks a new beginning in both their lives and the mission he is determined to see fulfilled. Their meeting setting off a chain of events that will test them both to their very core, emotionally, physically, mentally and spiritually as the quest to cleanse the city becomes a team effort. One full of blood, death, violence, desire and oh so much fun!

( MAIN STORY ) A Mother From Galaxy Far Far Away Freya has lived for millions of years, guiding her people through peace and war, but never has she had a child to call her own. So when visiting a certain planet and chancing upon a dying Kushina Uzumaki, how does she handle suddenly becoming the adoptive mother of Naruko Namikaze. What's the worse that can happen? Warning! slow plot, huge world building, huge story, and massive crossover. ( BONUS STORY ) A Kiss For the Petals ~ Beloved Daughter of Konoha Kakashi fell to his knees, trying his hardest to stem the flow of tears from his eyes and clutching a hand to his chest, trying his hardest to stop the ache coming from his heart. Neither was succesful. "Best. Team. Ever." He declared, weeping tears of joy. In which Naruko is a pervert, Satsuki is gullible and Sakura is the only sane woman.

This is an ongoing story based on an upcoming RPG Storyline DO NOT COPY. Working in a nursing home and the patients start disappearing, what do you do? Do you investigate right away or let it play out? Who or what is causing these people to disappear? Why does it only happen at night? So many questions, but the only way to find out the answers is to keep reading. Weekly updates... The best is yet to come!

Lee Aenin shares a name and hairstyle with his friend/classmate Xavier Lee. It wasn't something Lee Aenin thought about often as it'd never caused him any issues...at least it hadn't yet. That changes when Kay Blaire-- Lee Aenin's long time crush --plants a kiss on Lee Aenin and mutters Xavier Lee's name. Is this the end of Lee's long standing crush? Or can Lee us this revelation to get closer to Kay? Lee isn't sure, but it's better than giving up...right? Character art on cover from "Little friends maker" picrew by metamict

[WARNING: ADULT CONTENT WITH DETAILED SMUT, LANGUAGE] Theodore Pierce has a dream, and that dream has a six-pack, steel-gray eyes, and a permanent scowl. Unfortunately, the man of his (very explicit) dreams is also Xavier Fairchild: billionaire CEO, legendary Alpha ice king, and Theo’s boss of three excruciatingly polite years. Theo’s plan was simple: pine quietly, survive on late-night fantasies, and keep his hopeless crush safely locked away while enjoying no-strings fun with Rowan, his ridiculously hot rock-star Alpha friends with benefits. Then one drunken night changed everything. One blurry, earth-shattering, knot-so-good one-night stand with the boss he’s secretly obsessed with, followed by Xavier pretending it never happened. Like seriously? Well, challenge accepted. Between leaked paparazzi photos, emergency heats in glass elevators, and a company gala that ends with a fake mating mark becoming very, very real, Theo is determined to thaw the ice king, one scandalous moan at a time. Because if Xavier Fairchild thinks he can knot him senseless and then go back to spreadsheets and silence… Well, he clearly underestimated how stubborn a sunshine omega (pretending to be a Beta) in love can be. or... in which a Sex-crazed Omega, in his mission to seduce an alpha CEO... accidentally gets entangled with said billionaire CEO, a famous idol and a mafia don.

A talented individual who is respected by many and welcomed everywhere… Not at all! A bloodthirsty battle fanatic who knows no defeat! However, he is usually kind and gentle, as well as a great boss and a subordinate who does not make a fuss! That’s what people think of me, but in reality, I’m a sickly person who struggles to get by in everyday life, let alone in battles. Due to excessive stress, I vomit blood. If I’m shocked, I vomit blood. Even if I’m slightly startled, I vomit blood. For no reason at all, I vomit blood… No, it’s about time everyone realized that I’m weak, but for some reason, they continue to have a strange misunderstanding about me. So… I used to be strong—no, I still am, but for some reason my body was damaged and I can no longer use 100% of my skills? Is it because my body will be unable to withstand it? And the reason for it is… a spell? A curse? This is ridiculous! ___ This is an upload of a PDF I have. I don't know who the original translator is. I will make small modifications to each chapter to correct some things that may be confusing.

Good news: He’s awakened memories of his past life! Bad news: He’s in the brutal, bloodline-dominated world of Naruto. Good news: He’s been reborn during a time of conflict, with time left to grow and develop. Bad news: He’s just a weak little civilian kid, with no clan, no power, and no one to rely on. Good news: He also awakened a personal attribute panel—so as long as he works hard, he can grow stronger! Dive in at patreon.com/MV1717

《MY DAZZLING NEW LIFE WITH MY NEW HUSBAND》 Xue Guiying dies by his own hand. Born an illegitimate Omega into a family that treated him as a burden and a bargaining chip, he spent his first life enduring every cruelty they had to offer. When they finally found a use for him, it was the worst possible one: an arranged marriage to a man who broke him completely over five years. Abused, assaulted, and stripped of all dignity, Guiying chose the only exit he believed was left to him. Then he wakes up five years earlier, whole in body if not in spirit, with the full weight of everything he remembers. Before his family can lock him into the same fate, Guiying walks into a civil affairs bureau and marries the first willing stranger he finds. That stranger turns out to be Liu Liuxian, scion of the most powerful family in China and a top-class Alpha who is, apparently, just as eager to escape an arranged marriage of his own. What follows is a marriage neither of them planned and both of them slowly begin to want. Behind Liuxian's cold exterior is a man of quiet, unexpected gentleness. For Guiying, learning to receive warmth without flinching is its own kind of battle. He did not come back to fall in love. He came back to win. Yet somehow, both things begin to happen at once. Because while Guiying is falling, he is also methodically dismantling everyone who destroyed his first life. And his former husband, unwilling to accept Guiying's new life, is making that task considerably more dangerous. In the end, every person who wronged Xue Guiying meets the ruin they deserve, and he finds himself standing in a life that is finally, entirely his own, with a man beside him who chose him back. This time, he does not have to die to be free.

After sacrificing his life to save another’s, 24-year-old Ryan Ray is pulled from his mundane world and dumped into a realm teetering on the brink of all out war. Tasked by a divine ‘spirit’, he’s given one job: protect a fragile world from a prophecy. But thanks to the spirit’s charmingly incompetent assistant, Ryan is dropped into the wrong world, a much, much more dangerous one. Will he rise to the challenge and become the hero this planet needs? Probably not. He’s just a human after all.

"You will suffice." That's what whispered in Raizen's mind the night a Nyx slaughtered his village - right before the creature dissolved into golden ash at his feet. He doesn't know what spoke. He doesn't know why it chose him, or why it led him to an unconscious girl in the forest with no memory of who she is. All he knows is his parents are dead, his home is gone, and he's too weak to do anything about it. So he runs to the only place that'll take him: the Underworks. An underground city of rust and desperate souls living below Neoshima's gleaming walls, where Nyx hunters - Gravers - buy chipped weapons with their last coins and drag themselves back from contracts with missing limbs. Where a few come back and most disappear in the dark alleys. But Takeshi - a scarred veteran and legendary assassin with a mechanical arm and a wall full of mysteries - takes him in. Gives him a roof. Gives him a chance. Introduces him to the Rust Room, where a former Phalanx warrior named Kori teaches him the deadliest of weapons are nothing without the deadliest of techniques. Then Takeshi gives him a choice: stay in the Underworks and become another Graver with a death wish, or aim higher. Train for the Lotus Academy - where Vanguards learn to master Eon, the mysterious force that turns ordinary fighters into the only ones who can truly fight nightmares and live to see more. But the voice that saved him hasn't spoken since that night. And Raizen's starting to realize - it's still watching.

Mind Reading + Eating Melons + Warm and Lighthearted + Has CP】 NOTE: Those who overhear her gossip may silently agree or respond—but never to her directly. In these chapters, you’ll witness the people quiet reactions, their internal thoughts and silent nods, as they react to her gossip without ever letting her know. Shen Mingzhu accidentally fell into the water, transmigrated, and got bound to a Melon-Eating System. Before she could even eat a melon, she first found out she had transmigrated into a novel! In the book, she is a vicious female supporting character, and even her mother and brothers become cannon fodder. How can this be! Melon-Melons: Host, the emperor's true love is the empress, and his treasured golden nugget is the crown prince. You've been arranged to marry him to become the crown princess! Shen Mingzhu: What? The handsome, strong, and tragic one is my fiancé? Watch me turn him into an idol loved by all! Melon-Melons: Host, your maternal grandfather and two elder brothers are about to be sacrificed! Shen Mingzhu: No way! Watch me expose the traitor and sweep through the enemy army! Melon-Melons: Host, oh, the Princess Chaoyang's consort is having an affair with a maid servant, and they pulled a 'kitten swapped for the princess' trick. Shen Mingzhu: Princess Chaoyang is so pitiful. Should I tell her to beat up that scumbag man and woman?! Crown Prince Yan Beichen woke up one day and found he had a little crown princess. Wherever the crown princess goes, she eats melons there, immersed in the joy of melon-eating every day. Hey, hey, hey! Crown Princess, I'm the crown prince! Please look at me! Unknowingly, the entire Great Yan Dynasty treated Shen Mingzhu with great courtesy and respect. Shen Mingzhu: Melon-Melons, I accidentally became an idol loved by all! Hehe ~~~ Yan Beichen: My crown princess is an idol loved by all! I raise the banner high for my crown princess! Melon-Melons: ...Host is so awesome!

He smiles when mocked. He yields when challenged. He allows the world to believe he is harmless. By the time that belief shatters, the so-called “Useless Emperor” will already be beyond reach. Yet even Lián Xù does not fully grasp the truth: that this carefully maintained facade is not merely a survival tactic, but a preparation. For what awaits is not a struggle between cultivation kingdoms, nor a clash of continents…but a threat vast enough to devour the Heaven Soaring Realm whole. And when that day comes, the world will learn too late—the Azure River emperor they mocked was never useless.

FINALE. 30TH, MAY, 2026. STAY TUNED. Eden got struck by lightening while leaving hate-comments on an ongoing Webnovel he hates. And as karma would have it, he woke up as the villain of the novel. In the novel, The emperor had announced that anyone who brings him the head of the Villainous Wizard of EL, will be rewarded handsomely. And So Everyone, Especially the Powerful Male leads of this novel, are bent on killing this Villain - The same villain Eden woke up as! Eden knew he had to do everything to escape death, even if that meant seducing and snatching the male leads of the original female lead to use them as powerful shields! ******* 1st Lead: "I will have your head with this sword if you ever get that close to me again" The Crown Prince threatened. "Well not after I'm done undressing you, Your Royal Highness" Eden shamelessly replied. 2nd Lead: "Why don't you have a drink with me?" The Grand Marquis had poured him a poisoned drink. "Well it'd be sweeter if I drink directly from your mouth My Lord" Eden offered him the drink. 3rd Lead: "Why don't you go bring me my book? Eden" The Grand Duke requested, an ambush set and waiting to kill Eden in the library. "Don't worry My Dear Duke, I have a better book here about two boys making out!" Eden offered. 4th Lead: "I've heard about your Impeccable magical skills Mr Wizard, can you perhaps teach me some?" The Mage requested, aiming to drain Eden's powers and life! "Don't worry sir, tonight I'll teach you a better skill I excel at - in Bed!" Eden tugged his collar. 5th Lead: "Can you help me find a partner to the Royal ball" The naive 'Little' prince was the worst at making evil plots. "Don't worry, I'll be your partner to the Royal Ball" But he was Eden's favourite because he was the least threat! ***** Mr Guide: "Hey Eden, I think something is wrong with the Original Story Plot, Thus You're going to be Mysteriously assassinated at the Upcoming event by someone other than the male leads!!" Eden Cried "What?! Someone Please Get me out of this Novel Right now!"

Check out Villain Extra: Rogue Reader!!! “Delete my game account and have a mansion on the outskirts of the city?” Am I being treated as an abandoned dog? How laughable! Former Vice Guild Leader of a Super Guild in the game Divine World, Xu Feng, was ultimately discarded. Despite pouring his heart and soul into the Reaver Guild, Xu Feng found himself no better than a discarded stray. Luckily, fate had other plans for him. Upon falling asleep at night, Xu Feng miraculously found himself to be reincarnated. “You people will soon regret your choices,” Xu Feng fixed the position of his glasses and ensured they would pay the price. --------- Discord: https://discord.gg/7hXBJ7Rkdb

a story about a power hungry half human half demon boy who was estranged by his childhood friend, best friend and step sister. Kaneki Higanbana was estranged by 3 girls when they got into high school because they fall for a guy name Ryueki itadori. one day he accidentally met Ryueki itadori's childhood friend and crush Natsuki Mizutani who has the ability to see the "color" of a persons soul they soon became friends and as soon they became friends Kaneki told her about him being estranged which made Natsuki mad. though he kept their names a secret. and so Natsuki is doing her best to make him happy. and so their secret friendship had started. and at the same time, the same girls Shino Tanaka (childhood friend), Yuuka Mirai (best friend) and Miku Higanbana/Tachibana(step sister) who felt so much guilt after realizing they've hurt Kaneki so bad. are trying to fix their relationship with him.