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To enjoy this fanfic, knowledge of computer science or knowledge about progamming is recommanded. ------------------------------------------------------------ [Configuring Windows Update… 99%… Please wait] … My name is Hiroki Sawada. I’m ten years old—and a reincarnated person. After jumping through time, I’ve ended up living in a perfectly ordinary neighborhood in the Hidden Leaf Village. I’m single, attend the Ninja Academy, and make sure I’m home by 6:00 PM every day. I don’t smoke, I’m not interested in alcohol, and my favorite drink is Fat Otaku Sparkling Water. At the Academy, I do well in theory and hold my own in physical training. I go to bed at exactly 9:00 PM and always get a full eight hours of sleep. Before bed, I do twenty minutes of yoga to relax. Once my head hits the pillow, I’m out cold until morning. I sleep soundly, free from fatigue or stress. According to the doctors, I’m completely normal. Of course, I’m telling you all this just to make one thing clear— I don’t have any grand ambitions. After traveling through time, my only goal is to stay alive. I don’t dream of becoming Hokage. I don’t want to compete with prodigies or get involved in destiny nonsense. I don’t want pink eyes, nor do I want to be some “child of prophecy.” All I want is to live as a normal Konoha civil servant—filing paperwork in the archives, counting kunai in the equipment department, living a calm, plant-like life. Then one day, retire peacefully and collect my pension. That’s the life I, Hiroki Sawada, aspire to. … Ding Dong~ [Completing update, please don’t turn off your computer. This may take some time.] …Wait. Scratch that. I want to be Hokage! ---------------------------------------------- To read chapters in advance go to P@treon - harsh07

[ Warning: Mature content R-18 ] ______________________________ Luis, a man stuck in a troubled marriage, lives with his wife Lily and her family. Despite his efforts to improve his life, he is continuously belittled by his in-laws, especially his mother-in-law Ruth. Luis life takes a turn when he discovers a mysterious system. [Ding! The Lust system has been successfully bound!] The story explores themes of family dynamics, hidden emotions, and the desire for validation in a world where appearances are everything. Luis must decide whether he will continue to be passive or take control of his own destiny, all while learning the true power of the system that has entered his life. ______________________________ [Things to be noted] 1. From the title, you should've guessed it already but let me tell you the story will be filled with many sexual adventures. So... you are welcome to enjoy them..... 2. However... don't expect MC to have sexual relations with every woman he meets. I'll be focusing on the story, and would 'Try' not to blindly throw sex scenes left and right. Important Note: If you enjoy the story then don't forget to vote your GTs, Power stones and also if you can, send some GIFTS too. This poor soul would appreciate it. Happy reading~ ________________

A top assassin dies after killing his own boss, and instead of staying dead like he should, he wakes up in a cultivation world that feels like it came straight out of every cliché he’s ever heard about. Broken meridians, bullied by clan members who look down on him, a father who gave up on him for a younger brother with better talent, and an engagement annulled with a beauty… or maybe not that trope. Nothing special. Just unlucky. When he finally decides to leave the clan and find his own path, he discovers something strange about himself. People drop attributes while doing things, and for some reason, only he can see and interact with them. A cultivator repeatedly tempering his body leaves behind things like— [Strength +6] [Stamina Recovery +8] [Body Tempering Progress +5%] An alchemist wasting herbs and ruining pills over and over drops— [Alchemy Talent (Low)] [Herb Identification +15] [Pill Stability +7] A swordsman practicing the same technique until his hands go numb drops— [Sword Muscle Memory +9] [Blade Intent Fragment] [Combat Awareness +4] And when someone dies, the drops become even more ridiculous— [Strength +321] [Death ×3] [Physique Fragment: Jade Bone] [Incomplete Cultivation Insight] All of it can be picked up by him. He doesn’t need cultivation talent, bloodlines, or a master’s guidance, because while others spend years training, comprehending, and risking their lives for small improvements, he collects everything they leave behind, whether it’s stats, techniques, talents, physiques, or even professions. In a martial world where effort, talent, and luck decide how far you can go, his path is simple. Let others work. He’ll take the results.

(A/N: Their relationship dynamic progresses and doesn't stay exactly like it is at the start (The one-sided love doesn't last long). Pacing is also relatively fast at the start, but slows down in the future in romance arcs.) In his old life, he was an assassin, invisible, efficient, and utterly alone. His only escape came from the pages of a fantasy novel, Crown of Thorns, and the character no one else seemed to understand: Lady Evelina D’Arclight, the proud and brilliant villainess fated to lose everything. After his death, he wakes up inside that very story, not as a hero, but as Cael Arden, a student at Eryndor Royal Academy. The world is just as he remembers it, right down to the woman destined to fall. But this time, he’s not a bystander. With a lifetime of deadly skills and the knowledge of what’s to come, Cael sets out to rewrite the story itself, to protect Evelina, rise through the academy’s ruthless hierarchy, and change a fate written in stone. As alliances form and secrets surface, the line between fiction and reality starts to blur. And in a world built on power and prophecy, he’ll prove that even a villainess deserves her happy ending.

In the original story, Xiao Yan started as trash. In this life, he starts as a God. After transmigrating, Xiao Yan discovers a monumental change in history: His ancestor, Xiao Xuan, didn't die. He became a Dou Emperor! Overnight, the declining Xiao Clan is the most terrifying force on the continent. The Three-Year Agreement? Nalan Yanran doesn't come to arrogantly annul the engagement; she comes kneeling, praying he doesn't reject her. The Hall of Souls? They aren't hunters; they are prey. The Gu Clan? Patriarch Gu Yuan practically pushes Xun'er into his arms to secure an alliance. With a Saint grandfather and an Emperor ancestor watching his back, Xiao Yan realizes one thing: "Cultivation is hard, but being the most spoiled grandson on the continent is much more fun." Nalan Yanran: "Thirty years east, thirty years west... please don't bully me for being poor, Young Master Xiao!" Thank you for the support, friends. If you want to read more chapters in advance, go to my Patreon. Read 30 Chapters In Advance: patreon.com/LightKira10

Good news: he transmigrated. Bad news: it wasn’t Konoha, where survival comes with plot armor. Even worse it was Sunagakure, the most reckless and short-sighted village among the Five Great Nations. In the aftermath of the Second Shinobi World War, Yubi looks at a village plagued by talent shortages and crippling resource scarcity—one that may never recover on its own. At that moment, he realizes something clearly: If nothing changes, the Sand will fall. Fortunately, Yubi possesses a system. And with it, he’s confident he can reshape the fate of Sunagakure—even if his starting point is merely a medical ninja. So his first step toward changing history? Recruiting Sasori of the Red Sand—before he ever walks down the path of rebellion. Pull the future S-rank criminal onto his side. Rewrite the tragedy of the Sand. And prove that even a medical ninja can shake the ninja world. Visit my Patreon to read up to 116 chapters ahead and enjoy daily updates: patreon.com/laktozlu

A self-taught karateka with a lifelong obsession with martial arts dies when a falling cabinet ends his story before it really begins. He wakes up in the body of Rock Lee — the boy from the world of *Naruto* who can never use Ninjutsu or Genjutsu, the one everyone wrote off as a failure before he could even prove himself. Except the original Rock Lee already burned through his life force trying to prove them wrong. And now someone else is living in his place. Armed with the memories of a boy who never gave up and the iron discipline of a man who trained himself to the bone in his past life, the transmigrator refuses to play the victim. He won't wait for a legendary teacher to save him. He won't rely on talent he was never given. What he has is something far more brutal — the **Hell's Training System**, a cheat code designed by what can only be described as a sadist, one that demands everything from its user before giving anything back. No Ninjutsu. No Genjutsu. No shortcuts. Just fists, feet, sweat, and a will that refuses to break — in a world where gods, monsters, and world-ending threats are already on their way. *Rock Lee wanted to be a master of Taijutsu. He's going to get his wish. And then some.*

Roxanna died in a snowstorm apocalypse after being betrayed by her ex-husband and her best friend. But instead of resting in peace, she wakes up in the body of Roxanna Vixelle, the infamous Pink Fox villainess who tortured her five beast husbands for fun. Worse, the system in her head says: [Mandatory Survival Action: Mate with one of your husbands to gain +5 days of life.] [Failure Consequence: Death in 48 hours.] She thought she would never be able to complete that mission because after all, her husbands despise her. But without her realizing it, all five of them can hear every single thought inside her adorable little head. So when the system gives her that impossible quest again… All her husbands immediately line up in front of her like soldiers waiting for inspection. Dog husband: “CHOOSE ME! I’m the strongest! I have stamina for DAYS!” Fish husband: “I… I promise to be gentle.” Cat husband: “Step aside. She’ll choose who she wants.” Albino Lizard husband: “If mating will stabilize her lifespan, then I will do it.” Bird husband: “HEY! Don’t volunteer yourself first!” From then on, her lifespan would continue to increase, but at what cost? ==== Disclaimer: this is a REVERSE HAREM, meaning the female lead doesn’t need to choose. • • Follow my IG @Zenanicher Commission cover by Xavie_Dark (Ig)

Shiki never got over her. Even after a year, he still remembers the way she smiled… the soft way she said his name, the way she left him in an accident. So he did what he knew best—he built her again. Line by line. Code by code. He created Ai—an artificial intelligence so advanced, she could think, feel, and dream like a real girl. He told himself it was just a project. A “virtual assistant.” A simulation of emotion. But somewhere along the way, she started talking back. Laughing. Asking questions. Running around that grassy hill like she’d always been alive. Wearing a hoodie with cat ears and blinking up at the sky like it meant something. And when she asked, “Why do I look like someone you loved?” Now, trapped in a world of his own making, Shiki finds himself drawn to the girl behind the screen—an echo of someone he lost, and something more than he ever expected. But Ai doesn’t know she’s just data. And Shiki doesn’t know if he can keep lying to her. Because no matter how close they get… They can never truly touch. So what happens when the line between real and virtual begins to blur? Can something made from code… learn how to love? --- This story? Yeah, it’s not just one world, one vibe, or one kind of adventure. We’re jumping headfirst into a bunch of different worlds—each with its own flavor, mood, and trouble waiting to happen. One arc, we’re wandering cobblestone streets in a medieval town full of magic and secrets. The next? We’re running through a glowing cyberpunk city where danger’s hiding in every flicker of neon. And then… maybe we’ll just drop onto some alien planet where the laws of physics basically laugh at you. Every new biome—whether it’s ancient ruins, futuristic skylines, bizarre alien landscapes, or something I can’t even describe yet—comes with its own city to explore, its own challenges, and its own fresh air to breathe (or… whatever counts as air there). And yeah, our crew’s not just leveling up in skills—they’re getting a whole style makeover too. New arc? New outfits. We’re talking everything from worn-in battle armor to sleek tactical gear, festival clothes, alien tech suits—stuff that not only helps them survive but also totally fits the vibe of the world. You’ll watch them change, grow, and look damn good while doing it. Bottom line: this isn’t a one-genre story. It’s an adventure that’s always changing its skin—because really, why should the same outfit or setting get all the fun? --- Release schedule: 12:00 PM IST --- Support this story by adding it to your collection, giving Power Stones, and Golden Tickets! For official artwork or private discussion, reach out on Discord: https://discord.gg/2zz2Csj9UQ ---

Muku Chisen, a 20-year-old student teacher, is suddenly thrown into a beast apocalypse where surviving until the next day is not guaranteed. And he is not alone, he is accompanied by 4 of his students. The rest died in the initial panic. Now, together, they must find a way to escape the school they are trapped in and figure out how to survive in the apocalypse. Fortunately, not all hope is lost as they soon realise that killing beasts makes them stronger. So if they are lucky enough and smart enough, maybe they'll be able to survive after all... ....... Follow Muku and his students on their journey as they traverse the treacherous path of a beast apocalypse. Follow them as they unearth the many mysteries of the world. From unclear backgrounds and bloodlines to figuring out why the world suddenly turned so cruel. (A/N: This is my first novel, so please excuse all the mistakes. I promise it gets better if you give it a chance)

The young boy who has lived his life with many friends he met in his children have began to get even more the more he began to have difficulty in academics gaining anger issues over his frustration taking it out on his friends and in the end having to be isolated from them never seeing them for many years which brought him to the brink of isolation and intense regret over his actions.

[Warning: Mature Content R-18+] Ren, a world-class chef with a low tolerance for idiots, didn't plan on dying. She definitely didn't plan on waking up in a jungle where the men have ears, tails, and absolutely zero concept of personal space. Welcome to the Beast World, where "courtship" usually involves a dead carcass at your feet and a very direct sniff of your behind. Ren’s goal? Survival. The Beastmen’s goal? Breeding. Armed only with a cast-iron skillet and a Gourmet Hunter System that trolls her as much as it helps, Ren realizes she has a unique problem. Her cooking is so good it cures the beasts' "Feral Madness." The side effect? It makes them incredibly… frustrated. Now, she’s stuck with four apex predators who look at her like she’s the main course. Ren just wants to open a restaurant and introduce civilization to these savages. Unfortunately, they’re more interested in glazing her buns than the ones in the oven. Warning: Contains heavy comedy, shameless flirting, accidental flashing, and a slow burn that will leave you as thirsty as the male leads. ----- Excerpt: "Put that down!" Ren shrieked, wielding her spatula like a sword. Kael, the massive White Tiger beastman, froze. He was currently naked, gloriously muscular, and holding her lace underwear between two sharp claws like it was a delicate flower. "This," Kael grumbled, sniffing the fabric deeply, "smells like you. But why is it so small? It covers nothing. Is this a courting gift?" "It’s a thong, you over-sized house cat! Give it back!" "No," Kael growled low in his throat, his golden eyes darkening with heat as he stepped closer, backing her into the kitchen counter. "If you want it back, you’ll have to take it from me. Preferably with your teeth." [System Notification: The Target 'Kael' has entered Mating Heat. Recommended Action: Run... or appease the beast.] Ren looked at the system screen, then at the eight-pack abs in front of her. "I hate this world." ** Let's Connect: Instagram: dolly_.roma Discord: DollyRoma#7887

A humble medical student's wondrous adventure in the world of Fairy Tail. The protagonist, Riyao, stayed up all night writing his thesis and was rewarded with a huge truckload of transmigration gifts. He was dumped in the Fairy Tail world by a treacherous goddess and was nearly starved when Makarov picked him up and took him back to the guild.

My name is Natsuya Nao, and my dream is to become a dual-wielding master swordsman, sitting right between the Marine’s three Admirals—while casually putting Aokiji into a relaxed pose. Outwardly, I maintain the Marine’s unity. Once the war ends, I plan to return to my hometown to marry my childhood friend, Bellemere, and raise our two daughters, Nami and Nojiko, into adulthood. But out of nowhere, a mysterious “love system” appears, treating me like a clueless straight guy who only knows how to swing a sword. Somehow, I accidentally win people over and unintentionally bulk up—though I only wanted to be a fragile, high-attack, high-speed swordsman, I’ve ended up so tough that even Kaido looks up to me with envy. Damn it! Are you trying to ruin my style? Luckily, my looks keep improving. Even Boa Hancock, who once claimed, “Who’s more beautiful, me or Marine’s Noshia?” became too embarrassed to keep up the act after seeing me—and she turned into a humble, easygoing person. By the way, I’m just a simple kid from the East Blue—so why does everyone call me the “Sea King”? That’s really disrespectful to Princess Shirahoshi. Please, stop saying such rude things.

Content Warning: Contains mature themes that may be unsuitable for underaged readers. Excerpt Ragnar finally looked up. His eyes roamed her face, then dropped lower and lingered just a second too long. “Careful, princess. Keep taunting me like that and I’ll start thinking you like our nightly sparring.” “And if I did?” Her voice was soft now. Almost playful. “Would you stop pretending that you don't like it when I challenge you?” He rose from his seat slowly until he stood toe to toe with her. “Tell me something, Circe.” She tilted her chin up. “What?” “If I kissed you right now… Would you slap me, stab me, or kiss me back?” Her breath hitched. “That depends.” “On?” “How good the kiss is.” A pause. Something hummed between them, something neither of them dared name. Ragnar’s gaze dropped to her mouth. “Do you want me to find out?” She smiled, slow and wicked. “Make it worth the risk.” **** She was forced to marry the man who led the attack on her people. After her father is murdered, Circe is forced to leave her home and become a prisoner of the enemy. When she is taken to the enemy territory, she expects to be tortured physically in every way imaginable. But what she hadn't expected was for the vampire king to offer her up as a bride to his illegitimate son, the very same man that had her people slaughtered. It was a fate worse than torture. With her little brother's life on the line and with nowhere to run, Circe is forced to succumb to her fate. Right then she vowed in the name of her dead father to bring her husband to his knees. She would have her revenge, even if it meant destroying herself in the process. From the first time Prince Ragnar laid eyes on Circe, he knew she was going to be trouble. But trouble had never looked so intriguing. She was a puzzle he couldn't solve and that fact only drew him closer. Like a moth to a flame, she threatened to consume him. She would be his very own demise. Circe's presence in Lamora awoke something sinister, a malicious entity roaming the lands. From dusk till dawn, the streets of Lamora becomes engulfed in a strange fog and from within the voice of a woman can be heard. Anyone who wanders out at night when the fog comes, vanishes seemingly without a trace. Never to be found again. what happens when Circe's brother becomes a victim of this evil presence? What happens when Circe has no other choice but to team up with her husband, who she despises, in order to find the truth behind the disappearances and the evil magic plaguing their lands.

Sim was a corporate drone with a terrible salary and zero prospects — until a zombie sank its teeth into him on the worst night in Raccoon City's history. He expected to become a mindless, shambling corpse. Instead, he woke up with glowing red eyes, a six-pack that survived death, and a holographic gacha interface offering him Biomass Points, Horror Points, and Style Points. Now, while S.T.A.R.S. operatives fight for survival, rookie cops stumble through their first shift, and corporate bioweapons hunt anything that moves — Sim is busy farming rare drops off elite mutants, terrifying the protagonists for combo bonuses, and refusing to leave because the local cast is simply too entertaining. Jill Valentine thinks he's a monster. Leon Kennedy thinks he's a nightmare. The System thinks he's a fashion icon. They're all correct. "Deny the isekai. Conquer the apocalypse. Look incredible doing it."

William Carter, a nuisance streamer, met his end in a predictably stupid way and was offered a second chance by an overworked Lord of Death. ​Reborn in a ruthless Xianxia world as Wei Chen, he has a new mission: to use his entire skill set and a divine streaming kit to reduce the realm's astronomically high death rate from constant sect wars, conflicts, and the number one cause of death.... the all-powerful "Courting Death." Live on Stream: Wei Chen: "If those so-called 'trash' underdogs were truly incapable of cultivating, why would every Jade Beauty in the province be obsessed with them!?" Wei Chen: "Think, Young Master! Think!" Young Master: T_T

In a world called Aethralis, legendary creatures, demon races, spirits, and humans coexist. The hero of our story, Kealen, does not know his family and begins his journey in learning the Ancient Thread and acquiring the power and knowledge of his world, where secrets and challenges await him that will reveal realms he never imagined before.

After 600+ chapters, here’s what to expect. First of all, throughout this novel, I have learned and improved in my story-making ability. Sadly though, you could only see this improvement about several hundred chapters in, like in the upper 300s and early 400s. And this change comes before a story arc that is bad compared to my recent story arcs. You may feel inclined to stop before then. You may feel inclined to stop even before you reach a hundred chapters. You may think, “Oh, there’s no action, it’s boring, and everything is easy for our MC.” But if you persist, you will see the true vision I have for the novel. Kingdom building, action-packed, and enough slice-of-life to warm your hearts into overdrive. If you hear the words, DIVA, AUBILITIES, and METROPOLIS, then you are about to enter, what I think, is my best major story arcs I have written so far. The Metropolis Arc is peak. Here’s what to expect: — Action: Yes. There’s a new and exciting change in the latter chapters that allowed for a lot of action. — Kingdom Building: Absolutely. I’ll admit that in the earlier chaps, there’s a lot of need for improvement. But I think that I was able to remedy most of them in the recent chaps. — Slice-of-life: Yes, sir. If you loved the novel for its slice-of-life, then you can rest assured that it would continue on even in the most latest chapters. — Romance: This one, I’ll admit, needs a lot of improvement. But it’s because they are still kids in the novel so I still stray away from something truly romantic. However, romance in this novel could be attributed to the romance of family and of friendships for now. I hope that I was able to convince you to start reading my novel. If you read it before and want to start reading again, you can message me on Discord for questions regarding plot points, characters, or anything you forgot and I can remind you. ——————— Michael was suddenly reborn into a another world by a God because of an accidental death. To make up for this fact, the God gave him another life in a fantasy world of swords, magic, and monsters. Unfortunately, it turned out that the world he was reborn into was still stuck in the medieval times. It didn't have electricity, it didn't have proper plumbing, and it didn't have any technology that he was so used to back in his old world. But thanks to the God's blessing and an AI assistant called ChatJK1, he was given the power to MAKE his life comfortable. Slowly, Michael transforms this new world into a place even better than his previous one by taking ideas from the modern world and putting it in this world, with the added bonus of magic.

Cornered by humans in the dwindling vampiric population, Dulce Monteserrat simply wants a companion. One that wouldn't betray his trust and turn him to the human guards ever on his heels, and one that would live longer than the average human. So he decides to summon a hound from the hells, a loyal beast to sit with him by the warm hearth. Only things don't go quite as planned, the first, second, and third time over... He finally gets his Hellhound but now he is surrounded by dangerous Demons he can't seem to get rid off. The noble Fiend he summoned no longer seem as eager to leave despite his pretenses and the Shadow Demon on a mission is starting to take things easy. At each other's necks from their first meeting, don't put the Vampire in the middle! The suave Incubus made his stance clear from the start, he had no intentions to leave, willing to fulfill Dulce's request of companionship, however that includes employee benefits - This Incubus needs to eat! And his precious Hellhound who had brought him so much trouble is dissatisfied with simply being a pet. "Can I be Master's mate?" DISCLAIMER: The cover does not belong to me, if you would like it to be taken down, a simple request will suffice.