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Magic has existed forever. Within every being is a Resonant Heartbeat, a song played by the soul, capable of channeling mana into limitless possibilities.

Check Out: I Am Not A Pro Fourteen years ago, the youngest daughter of the legendary Sunaina family disappeared. A tragedy, a mystery. A family drama big enough to make an entire mansion run out of tissues. The Sunaina family searched everywhere for their lost child. And after 14 long years...They finally found her. The only problem? They expected a cute little daughter who would run into their arms crying. Instead, they found Maya. -------★★------ Maya is an orphan living quietly in a small rented house in the countryside. She has no money. No powerful background no legendary bloodline. At least, that's what she thinks. She has no idea her birth certificate is basically a hidden treasure map.She is just trying to survive her ordinary life. Unfortunately...the universe looked at her peaceful existence and said: "That seems too easy. Let's add some chaos." ---------- One day at school, Maya meets Mahi Sunaina—the terrifyingly influential head of the Sunaina family. Everything seems normal. Until Maya notices the bracelet on Mahi's hand.Her only thought was: "I think I am doomed." Wait a minute... why does this feel like a suspiciously important plot device? And just like that...Her quiet life ends. 'Congratulations, Maya.' You have unlocked the 'Secret Rich Family Daughter' achievement. Rewards include: - Confused relatives. - Endless family drama. - And absolutely no peaceful days. ---------- The Sunaina family finally gets their missing daughter back.But they soon realize something terrifying. The little girl they lost 14 years ago is gone, the person standing before them is someone completely different. Maya is intelligent, she is suspicious of everyone.Her trust level is lower than a villain's chance of staying dead after a dramatic final battle. The family wanted their daughter back. They got a mystery instead. _________ This world may look like a beautiful romance fantasy. A world filled with destiny, miracles, and characters who somehow always meet at the perfect dramatic moment. But Maya knows the truth, She knows how this story ends. So, she has one simple response:"No." -------- From now on, everyone is a piece on the board. Family members? Potential allies. Enemies? Potential problems. People with suspicious smiles? Definitely problems. -------- Maya doesn't want to be a hero. Unfortunately, fate has other plans. And fate has never learned that forcing a stubborn person into a story usually creates a bigger disaster. ★★★★★★★★★★ NOTE : Attention, dear readers. Before you start searching for romance, love triangles, or a collection of handsome characters fighting for Maya's attention.......... Please stop. The romance department has been permanently closed. The harem application form has been lost, rejected and permanently deleted. Please do not send requests; she is already busy managing disasters. TAG: Female MC SCHEDULE: 1–2 Chapters / Week CHAPTER LENGTH: 3500–4500 words ----------- WARNING: Maya is not a hero. She is not a perfect angel who forgives everyone after one emotional speech. She is not the kind of protagonist who sees someone crying and immediately says, "Don't worry, I will save you!" Her first thought is more likely: "How is this my problem?" She is cynical, complicated, and definitely not a walking sunshine generator. She may even make you ask: "Am I supposed to support her plan or call someone?" If you want a sweet protagonist who helps everyone in trouble....... This is probably not your cup of tea. But if you want to watch a girl with a complicated past challenge destiny, family drama, and the ridiculous rules of a fantasy world... Welcome. The chaos begins here. ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ I am a new writer, so please forgive any spelling or grammar mistakes. I am still learning, improving, and trying to make this story better with every chapter.Writing a story is easy...Until grammar appears as the final boss. I hope you enjoy the chaos.

My name is Chad Cain, a transmigrator, Luffy's third older brother and just an ordinary pink-haired teenager. I used to have a cushy Marine job, thanks to my grandfather-grandson relationship with Garp, I could have easily coasted like Kizaru, punching in and out while working a desk job as a low-ranking clerk. But everything changed when I took Garp to that island and ate that fruit. Where did this ridiculous rumor even come from? What's this about me being the illegitimate child of two Emperors, Kaido and Big Mom? PS : A single pairing with Uta and mc will supposedly act as a 'spy' later in luffy ship.

Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen. “Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...” A sudden shadow loomed over her. “What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked. She blinked up… and froze. Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile. “Let’s have ours,” he said. Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited. … Ours? OURS?! Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave. Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain. *** Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent. Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them. “D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.” The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly. And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle. Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him. Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic. “I… I…” Her voice cracked. Okay, new problem… the snake is hot. She squeezed her eyes shut. “If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.” *** One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might. Boom! The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated. The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation. But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat. The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius. Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated... "Binding with host…" "Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world." Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate. If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.

Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, Makoto joined the Akatsuki using his identity as someone from the future, becoming the organization's one and only Strategist. Right from the start, he proposed a heaven-defying strategy that shocked the Akatsuki. Have Zetsu infiltrate the private restrooms of the Five Kage. Collect their hemorrhoid blood and sanitary waste Black Zetsu: "…You want me to steal what?" Makoto: "Pass it to Hidan. He sits in a circle, stabs himself, and we hold the world hostage overnight. Zero casualties, maximum profit." Konan: "Is there a less disgusting plan?" Makoto: "I hear your God's Origami Technique is excellent for disguise, right?" Konan: "Yes." Makoto: "Disguise Exploding Tags as toilet paper and sell them throughout the Five Great Nations. When they go to wipe their butts, let the world know pain. Art is an explosion!" Pain, Deidara: "?" From trolling Kakashi into almost committing suicide to turning Kisame into an improv actor, Makoto is rewriting the ninja world's history one cigarette at a time!

In the Great Pirate Era, countless people rushed to the sea. The person who obtained Arceus’ power arrived in this world as the new Arceus and got in touch with the Lunarian race. Based on the reality that everything can be Mythical Zoan, the current him can also be called Mythical Zoan user. Whether it is One Piece or Pirate King, it has nothing to do with him, all he wants to do is to retrieve the lost plates first. During this process, he formed an alliance with Beasts Pirates, a famous pirate crew in the New World, and Mr. Kaido got his coveted Mythical Zoan Army. When Pteranodon becomes Aerodactyl, when Brachiosaurus becomes Tropius, the combination of Pokémon and devil fruit powers will bring a whole new change to the world…. Lunarian’s glory will surely reappear. *This is a fan translated novel by me ****Please support on pat*eon for extra chapters https://www.pat*eon.com/dmtranslations

Ghost portals opened all across the world, and getting possessed seemed as common as catching a fever. As such, humanity was forced to live in safe zones that were steadily shrinking day by day. Yet to Lana, nothing was new. She was reborn on the day when the true daughter of the Almond family returned. She watched as Brenda, her murderer from the past life, was pampered by the Almond siblings. “Lana, you should know your place and leave.” Eldest Young Almond ordered with glacial disdain. “A wretch like you never belonged to the Almond Family. Pitiful mutt.” Second Young Master Almond chuckled, his venom-laced words resounding, “And if possible, stop comparing yourself to Brenda. She is a rare awakened Dream Warden, while you... sigh. Marry a beggar, and that would be the grandest achievement in your life.” “I always wondered why a dim-witted person like her ended up as our sister. Sigh... I am concerned that she might perish after being possessed by a roadside ghost.” The Third Young Master derided. For safety and peace, Lana left the Almond family and forged her own empire. Trash? She became a supreme Talisman Practitioner! Marry a beggar? The wealthy heirs in Brookvale lined up to wed her! Die in the hands of a roadside ghost? The specters in the ghost zones trembled upon hearing her name! Poor mutt? Heh! Her business empire earned her billions of dollars every single month! Even her past life’s moonlight was shamelessly flirting with her! Lana never thought that her past life's misery was orchestrated by a schemer, neither she thought that her luck was stolen away by the docile lovable daughter of the Almond family. In this life, she vowed to live a thriving life and protect her luck. She fought off ghosts haunting her world while fighting the mysterious forces. .......................................................................................... Extract “Mister, I feel a connection with you. Would you like to adopt me?” Lana fluttered her eyelashes while gazing at the handsome young man with lustrous black hair. Yet what intoxicated her the most was the radiant purple and gold aura around her past life’s moonlight! So delicious! She longed to devour him whole! “No.” His deep voice reverberated in Lana’s heart, making her freeze for a second. ‘Ah... sure enough... an untouchable flower like him... is out of my league!’ “However... I do need a silver cat.” His words were laced with ambiguity as he stared at her intently, “Especially the dauntless one that loves to sneak into my bed at night and claw my admirers.” Lana •silver cat•: “...” Ugh... no, it’s not me .....................................................................................

In the year 1414 CE, the city of Seistain is a sprawling industrial nightmare of steam, soot, and lies. While the flag of the "Democratic Republic" waves over the skyline, the streets are governed by iron-fisted corruption. Kniya and Malesh, two eleven-year-old boys "already ruined" by the world, decide that they won't fight the system—they will master its rot.

【Single female lead】【Mutual devotion】【The darker the darkness, the stronger the light】【No conspiracy theories】 Reborn into the era of Douluo Dalu: The Unrivaled Tang Sect, Su Yunlin carries an exceptionally powerful pair of twin martial souls, along with a faintly flickering black balance scale between his brows. What kind of sparks will he ignite in this era? After entering Shrek Academy, Su Yunlin meets a very special person. When the legendary Light Goddess Butterfly collides with the Dark Night Monarch Moth, what kind of sparks will be created between the Dark Moth and the Light Butterfly? Su Yunlin: “Oi, old geezer, your daughter is in my hands. In this world, the winner takes all and the loser is nothing. What can you use to fight me? Hurry up and bring me ten immortal herbs to snack on!” Tang San roared in fury: “You brat, what did you just say!” Tang Wutong: “Oi, old geezer, I’m now in Yunlin gege’s hands. Bowing my head and bending my waist is out of respect! Lifting my head and standing tall is to give orders! Old geezer, hurry and recharge my brother’s soul tool motorcycle! And bring him ten immortal herbs, he’s hungry!” Tang San spat out blood in rage. Su Yunlin smiled faintly: “Don’t rush, old geezer. Standing before you is the new God of Evil, father of the Douluo Federation, founder of battle armor, and first tower master of the Spirit Transferring Tower. So hurry up and get to work!” Tang San stomped in rage: “This is sinful!” (P.S. This author’s setting: Wang Dong’er is Tang Wutong. Her divine realm memories are sealed, but she knows her memories are sealed, knows her parents, and knows she came under an alias. She is not a split personality or separate entity. Tang Wutong is simply Wang Dong’er under a different name. Pure love! Pure love! Pure love! Don’t let that old geezer Tang San look down on them!)

Su Wanyan read a novel that a friend recommended to her, saying how she'll have a love-hate relationship with it. However, what she didn't expect was that she's going to get transmigrated there—as the Alpha cannon fodder, no less! Armed with her knowledge in the novel, she decided to live a salted fish life and stay far, far away from the main plot. However, due to circumstances, she kept getting pulled right in! “While Moonlight (FL), if you keep this up, I'll be thrown in the gutters!” _-_-_-_-_-_-_ Hello! This is my first work, so please bear with me. Oh and this isn't a translated work, I just used Chinese names and settings as those are what I often read, so I thought, “Hey, why not?“ Anyway, I hope you all enjoy this! {Oh and the cover photo is AI generated, if you aren't comfortable with that, then it's up to you whether you still want to read this. Have a nice day!} _-_-_-_-_-_- So, if you read my previous work, this is seriously my first work. Lol, I thought why not bring this thing here? So, here I am. _-_-_-_-_-_ https://discord.gg/QBeNvd9j7G this is the discord server for this novel, guys! join now (so we can all bite our dear moderator/beta reader)!

Reborn amid the salt, blood, and storm of the Iron Islands, a foreign soul awakens inside the body of Euron “Crow’s Eye” Greyjoy, long before madness and ruin claim his name. This time, however, Euron is no mere reaver driven by cruelty and chaos. He carries with him the Pirate King System, an otherworldly power born of legend and conquest. With his left hand, he unleashes Conqueror’s Haki, a kingly will capable of crushing weaker minds, bending lords to their knees, and tearing apart the intricate political webs of Westeros. With his right hand, he commands the Mastery of the Seas, ruling waves, storms, and fleets as if the oceans themselves answer his call—turning naval warfare into absolute dominion. This Euron knows the future. He knows the betrayals, the deaths, and the fate awaiting House Greyjoy. And he refuses to let his family be consumed by tragedy once more. As the Ironborn rise under a banner of discipline instead of madness, their ancient creed—“What is dead may never die”—takes on terrifying new meaning. From the Iron Islands to King’s Landing, from frozen northern waters to burning southern seas, Westeros is forced to face a truth it has never known: A true Pirate King has arrived. Balancing ambition with loyalty, brutality with vision, Euron sails not just to conquer—but to rule. When the waves finally break against the shores of the Seven Kingdoms, only one question will remain: Will the Iron Throne bend… or be drowned beneath the tide?

On the day Rex Lapis descends, Zhongli points at Su Han and declares: “This man is Liyue’s greatest treasure.” His secret? A multiverse system that hands out One Piece powers, Inuyasha blades, Naruto ninjutsu, legendary artifacts. Keqing wields living flame. Shenhe breathes sun. Su Han command gravity and dragon blood. Ningguang dreams of empires. Jean stands at his side. Ganyu, Ayaka, and the others… everyone joins the ride. The Abyss rises and The Celestia watches. One transmigrator and Infinite worlds to explore. Teyvat will never be the same.

valmon Dain was a scientist who invented a machine which enable him to connect with any electronic communications which he mainly uses it to track criminality act and report it to the police.

[OreGairu + a bit of Saekano] Start a small business ❌ (no capital) Become a porn star ❌ (equipment’s fine, age isn’t) Sell the house and slack off forever ❌ (not eighteen yet, and also unrealistic) Get a part-time job? After realizing he was broke with no hope left, Oikawa decided to become a light novelist. _________________________________ You can read 50 chapters ahead, or support me on: patreon.com/_Coreal

Reincarnated into the Naruto world as the last heir of the forgotten Gekkō Clan, Hoshiyomi only wanted a quiet life. One year later, he stands above Madara Uchiha, blade in hand. "Back then, Might Guy nearly ended everything with one kick. So me, cutting through Limbo with a sword? No big deal." With the Swordheart System, he’ll master every blade, rewrite destiny, and forge a new legend in the ninja world.

Reborn into the wizarding world, Tom was delighted to find that he had successfully received his Hogwarts acceptance letter. By all accounts, he felt incredibly lucky. There was just one small problem that had been bothering him. His full name was Tom Riddle, the same as Voldemort. That… might cause some complications. But it doesn't matter. Tom considered himself an exemplary student. All he wanted was to study hard, immerse himself in the ocean of magic and knowledge, and become the greatest wizard in history. Unfortunately, the world refuses to leave him in peace. Starting at Hogwarts, Tom embarks on a whirlwind journey across the world. He frees Grindelwald, resurrects Ariana, and gets swept up in absurd adventures with Nicolas Flamel and Newt Scamander. (Wizard Tier: Elite - Century King- Legendary - Wizard King - God of Magic) #Fantastic Beasts #Andros the Invincible #Gellert Grindelwald #Rayquaza Pokemon #Rowena Ravenclaw #Jeanne d'Arc #Morgan #Harry Potter __________________________ Alt title: (Hogwarts: I’m Tom Riddle, Not the Dark Lord) __________________________ You can read 50 chapters ahead, or support me on: patreon.com/_Coreal

✦Main World: Little Garden~ Mondaiji tachi ✦Crossovers: Vol 1: Bleach ➡ Demon Slayer ➡ Strike the Blood ➡ Campione! Vol 3: High School DxD ➡ ExE Vol 4: ✦Upcoming worlds: _________________________________ You can read 50 chapters ahead, or support me on: patreon.com/_Coreal

The First Hokage and the Second Hokage were brothers. The Second Hokage and the Third Hokage were master and disciple. The Third Hokage and the Fourth Hokage shared a half master-disciple relationship. Following that logic… the Fifth Hokage… Natsuhiko: That’s right. It’s me.

I was transported into the world of Demon Slayer, and unfortunately, I became a demon.

No system + Celestial Dragon + Sharingan + Mythical Zoan + Scholar + Roger Pirates ... Year 1 after joining the Roger Pirates Valthior: “Can you guys stop being so violent? I’m just a scholar—I can’t even tie up a chicken!” ... Year 5 after joining the Roger Pirates Valthior: “Hey, slow down with the killing! Leave one for me—I just learned a new move. I wanna split his damn head open!” ... Year 10 after joining the Roger Pirates Valthior: “Captain, why are you wasting time talking to him? I’m gonna chop him into a bloody mist!” ... After reaching Laugh Tale and uncovering the secrets of history Valthior: “This is just the end of the journey—not the peak! Why are we disbanding? I’m the most educated one on this ship, so listen to me—first we take down Shiki, then we smash Whitebeard! We’ve gotta truly live up to the name of Pirate King!” ... Twenty years later Valthior: “As the saying goes, the student surpasses the master. My captain became the Pirate King—so if I don’t become the King of the World, wouldn’t that make this life a waste?” ... Alternate name: One Piece: I Only Learned Killing Was Illegal