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Waking up as the most hated noble family in a fantasy world is bad. Inheriting a 50,000 gold debt with a death sentence attached is worse. But the Sanusi family isn't scared. They are from Earth, and they brought the Industrial Revolution with them. Now, the magical realm faces a new kind of warfare. Knights vs. Tanks. Mages vs. Railguns. "You have a Dragon? That’s cute. We have Anti-Air Cannons." It’s time to pay debts and conquer kingdoms. ————————————————— If you enjoy this story, your support through Power Stones, Golden Tickets, and reviews helps the novel grow and reach more readers. Thank you for being part of this journey. ————————————————— GENRE: Fantasy, Kingdom Building, Military, Isekai TAGS: Industrialization, Nobility, War, Strategy, Conquest https://discord.gg/YP2VCtrx

Philip Hartwell never had grand ambitions. He just wanted a stable job, decent coffee, and customers who didn’t yell at him at eight in the morning. Instead, he died slipping on a freshly waxed floor with a mug in hand. A fitting end for an Employee of the Month. Now, reincarnated in a magical realm, Philip finally got a second chance... Or so he thought. No legendary sword. No hidden powers. No epic prophecy. Just a shiny badge that reads: “Royal Tech Support – Intern Level 1.” Suddenly, he’s fielding calls from wizards who “forgot the spell command,” druids with bugs in their rituals, and dragons demanding priority service because “they’ve been on the premium plan for centuries.” The kingdom is in crisis, the magic system keeps crashing, and the only one who can “reboot the world” is a former call center agent who can barely conjure a spark. Philip Hartwell died once. Now, he just wants to survive his shift.

Death is only a transition. For the soul of a contemporary man, it became reincarnation into the void, where his only reality was a body of pure energy. But one reckless experiment tossed him into the body of an infant in a shinobi world he’d always thought was fiction — a world ruled by Blood and Chakra. Briefly about what to expect from the book: 1. Atmosphere: Positive Pragmatism! This is NOT a darkfic. Most of the story is written in a positive tone, often with dark humor. Yes, there is tragedy at the beginning—but it’s only a catalyst for the rise of a strong protagonist. This is a story about reaching the top and showing that growth actually has a price, not about endless whining and self-pity. 2. World and Plot You’re in for a deep AU that explores chakra mechanics far beyond canon. Like the “Evolution” tag? You’ll find something similar here—after all, this is a world of blood. As the story progresses, the battles become increasingly flashy, cinematic, and high-stakes. 3. Canon Hmm… yeah, sounds vaguely familiar. Might’ve seen it in passing.But with new variables in play, events go a little—or completely—off the rails. 4. Socials & Characters There’s a strong focus on humor and on developing side characters—both their personalities and their strength. The reincarnated protagonist, however, changes the most, going from an ordinary student to something far greater. Don’t worry, though: heavy introspection is mostly confined to the beginning. This fanfic definitely isn’t just endless navel-gazing. Warning: There will be polyamory, as well as “incest.” The quotation marks are there for a reason. About the Author: 1. Despises NTR. 2. Open to criticism. 3. Good-looking. 4. Permanently awesome. Enjoy the read! ヾ(•ω•`)o P.S. You can support me and read up to 20 upcoming chapters ahead of release at –> patreon.com/Welydora

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Getting isekai’d was supposed to be the fun part. You wake up, you get the cheat skills, you build a harem, and you rule the world. Standard procedure, right? Wrong. Waking up as Rimuru Tempest, and with the Great Sage and a slime body, seemed like a winning lottery ticket. I was just getting the hang of it and sorting things out in my mind and the scenery surrounding me. But before I could do that, five minutes after my arrival, I took a high-caliber sniper round to the head.

Woke up in a child’s body after getting hit by a truck? Well, thanks for still being alive! You find yourself not in your familiar world—surrounded by communicators, galonet, and all the other comforts of civilization—but in a place where everyone drives smoky cars running on burning hydrocarbons? Could be worse. At least you don’t have to chase mammoths with a spear. Did the universe throw you some classic transmigrator goodies? I’ll take a hundred! What do you mean, no? Just a couple, but hefty ones… That’ll do for a start. --- This is a translation! Raw: “Ричи”

After dying in a modern world 'Intentional' accident 55 years ago, as a modern university student. Kagen woke up inside the body of Prince Cassian Valemont — the infamous villain prince of the Holy Empire of Edrath. From a dark fantasy novel his sister loved the most. In the original story, the prince becomes corrupted by forbidden shadow magic and is publicly executed by the empire’s war hero, Sir Lucien Arden. And Kagen remembers only one thing from his sister's summaries: “The prince dies horribly.” Determined to survive, he avoids cruelty, stops provoking nobles, and tries to stay away from forbidden magic. But there is only one problem. He has already transmigrated before. Again. And again. And again. Every timeline ends the same way: betrayal, political manipulation, forced royal marriages, pregnancy used as political control, and finally execution at the hands of Sir Lucien Arden...all the damn time. At first, Kagen tried everything to survive. He acted kind. He acted obedient. He ran away. He exposed corruption. He avoided forbidden magic. He even sacrificed himself for the kingdom. But nothing changed. Every path led back to death...with Sir Lucien's blade. So eventually, Kagen stops trying to become a good person nor a bad person, he stops trying at all if it means surviving as Cassian Valemont. At least until he finds his way back home and strangle his sister to death for switching his ritual patterns and led him into this world instead. But during all that idleness, will Lucien sit by and watch him from afar while he does nothing with his life or will he hunt him down and get closer to him in this turn too?

(A/N: Their relationship dynamic progresses and doesn't stay exactly like it is at the start (The one-sided love doesn't last long). Pacing is also relatively fast at the start, but slows down in the future in romance arcs.) In his old life, he was an assassin, invisible, efficient, and utterly alone. His only escape came from the pages of a fantasy novel, Crown of Thorns, and the character no one else seemed to understand: Lady Evelina D’Arclight, the proud and brilliant villainess fated to lose everything. After his death, he wakes up inside that very story, not as a hero, but as Cael Arden, a student at Eryndor Royal Academy. The world is just as he remembers it, right down to the woman destined to fall. But this time, he’s not a bystander. With a lifetime of deadly skills and the knowledge of what’s to come, Cael sets out to rewrite the story itself, to protect Evelina, rise through the academy’s ruthless hierarchy, and change a fate written in stone. As alliances form and secrets surface, the line between fiction and reality starts to blur. And in a world built on power and prophecy, he’ll prove that even a villainess deserves her happy ending.

Born the son of Brandon Stark "The Wild Wolf" and Serena Umber, Brandon's lover whom he married without his father's consent, who would sadly die in childbirth, the new Lord of Winterfell and Warden of North will be faced with many challenges. Will Alaric Stark succumb to the weight of ruling the north, or will he rise higher than even his ancestors since before the last Stark King knelt before the Conqueror? ------------------------------------------ Hey guys, this is my first attempt at an ASOIAF fic and while I have watched the show and read the books it has been a while so please bear with me! This story will feature a mix of elements from both the books and show. As a disclaimer, this story is an AU, there are two branches of House Stark that descend from the twin sons of Artos Stark and there will be no white walkers. Along with web novel, I will be posting this story on AO3 under the same name. I do not own anything pertaining to ASOIAF except for my OCs.

[Additional Tags: No-Yuri, No-NTR, 18+, Married Women, MILFs, GILFs, Older Women] ---------- What would happen when an author dies and is reborn as the cannon fodder extra on the verge of death in his own novel. In order to survive and not die a meaningless death just to be the stepping stone of the Main Character he nurtured for three years like his own son, will the author be able to steal the plot armour of his own "son" the genius of the Gu Clan?

*Love is a Fairy Tale*: ----- ## **Love is a Fairy Tale** ### **The Synopsis** In the glittering world of high-fashion and rhythmic beats, **Kim Jo** is the undisputed "Ice King." As the lead of the world-famous BVS Kings, he possesses everything—lethal charms, astronomical wealth, and a voice that heals millions. Yet, behind his porcelain mask lies a deep-seated paranoia: he believes love is a trap, a "potion" designed to drain his soul. He allows no woman near his sanctuary, living a life of clinical purity—until the shadow of his father’s ultimatum falls over his throne. **"Three months. Find a bride, or lose the kingdom."** Faced with the loss of his career and his beloved cars, Kim Jo and his fellow "Kings," **Lee Dae** and **Seo Joon**, embark on a desperate masquerade. They shed their designer silks for rags, venturing into the streets as "homeless" outcasts to find a heart that loves the man, not the crown. Enter **Lucy**. With skin like midnight velvet and a heart of pure gold, the 21-year-old takes the "strangers" in, offering them the only thing Kim Jo ever feared: genuine kindness. But as the Ice King’s frozen heart begins to melt in Lucy’s humble home, a ghost from the past emerges. Lucy’s ex-boyfriend returns, only to discover a shattering reality—the "homeless" man holding Lucy’s hand is the same global icon he worships. In a world where fame is a mask and gold is a cage, can a billionaire find a fairy tale in the arms of a girl who has nothing but love to give? -----

A man from modern Earth is reincarnated into baby Zeus. Arm with future knowledge of the Greek mythology even if it was little, it still covered major events in the world, he will make sure to be a better and more powerful version of the Sky Father.

Jiro was just scrolling through some Naruto clips before bed, unaware that every edit was being simultaneously transmitted across all timelines of the Shinobi World. Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't bear to watch the replay of his own life. The Uchiha clan discovered their future of annihilation. Madara Uchiha fell silent as he watched "The Truth of the Infinite Tsukuyomi." Namikaze Minato trembled and wept as he read "The Life of Naruto." Naruto Uzumaki learned to form Rasengan ahead of time. Orochimaru, meanwhile, fell into deep contemplation while watching "The Complete Collection of Failed Immortality Experiments." When Jiro finally edited together his own imagined "Perfect Naruto Ending," the history of the entire Shinobi World veered irrevocably toward an unknown point of divergence.

Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen. “Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...” A sudden shadow loomed over her. “What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked. She blinked up… and froze. Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile. “Let’s have ours,” he said. Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited. … Ours? OURS?! Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave. Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain. *** Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent. Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them. “D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.” The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly. And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle. Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him. Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic. “I… I…” Her voice cracked. Okay, new problem… the snake is hot. She squeezed her eyes shut. “If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.” *** One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might. Boom! The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated. The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation. But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat. The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius. Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated... "Binding with host…" "Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world." Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate. If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.

OC reincarnated as his favorite video game character of Disgaea in DXD. This will be a canon-breaker, meaning it follows mostly the OC, while he is forced to deal with some of the Canon against his will.

Jaune Arc moved to the city of Vale hoping for a regular high-school experience. However, on his second night in the city, he somehow found himself waking up to a decaying, nightmarish version of reality. This place, this... dream realm, housed deadly monsters that hungered for his flesh. A floating interface, the Nightmare System, whispered promises of power to him. Power that he could use to survive in this realm by killing the monsters of the dream. Now, Jaune's only option is to navigate the rules of this new realm before it takes a bite out of him. Welcome to Vale, Sweet dreams. =================== This is a slow burn story set in an Alternate Universe of the show, RWBY with a modern twist to it. The idea was inspired from (Shadow Slave), (Lord of the Mysteries) and (Dreamers Throne). (Dream-Realm, Modern Setting, Runes). =================== Advanced chapters are available on Patreon patreon.com/TheFirstFire

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Waking up as the God of Mischief sounds like a dream come true, infinite magic, immortality, and a throne to covet. But for a cynical Marvel fan from our world, waking up as MCU Loki is a death sentence. Knowing that his future holds nothing but Hulk-smash beatdowns and a neck-snap from Thanos, the new Loki decides to do the only logical thing: quit. After faking a dramatic exit from Asgard, he flees to Earth in search of peace, quiet, and decent fried potatoes. …. I don’t own Marvel or anything in this fic or related to it. Everything goes to their respective owners.

By a twist of fate, Kabe awakened the blood of a Saiyan and was thrown into the world of Fairy Tail. He had no system, no cheats, only the overwhelming power of a Saiyan body. Relying on pure strength alone, he rose to heights the entire magic world could only look up to. But the day he joined Fairy Tail… was a humiliation he would never forget. On a quiet afternoon, a pervy old man with thinning hair grinned at him and declared: “Hey kid, that tail... no mistake! You’re a Fairy! Come be our guild’s mascot!” The beginning was terrible. What came after… was unexpectedly worse. Cana wanted to pet his fluffy tail. Erza started avoiding Jellal “in case Kabe misunderstood.” Lucy, smiling sweetly, whispered, “My family’s loaded… want to come home with me instead?” And so began the legend of a Saiyan who became Fairy Tail’s most dangerous mascot.

Mind Reading + Eating Melons + Warm and Lighthearted + Has CP】 NOTE: Those who overhear her gossip may silently agree or respond—but never to her directly. In these chapters, you’ll witness the people quiet reactions, their internal thoughts and silent nods, as they react to her gossip without ever letting her know. Shen Mingzhu accidentally fell into the water, transmigrated, and got bound to a Melon-Eating System. Before she could even eat a melon, she first found out she had transmigrated into a novel! In the book, she is a vicious female supporting character, and even her mother and brothers become cannon fodder. How can this be! Melon-Melons: Host, the emperor's true love is the empress, and his treasured golden nugget is the crown prince. You've been arranged to marry him to become the crown princess! Shen Mingzhu: What? The handsome, strong, and tragic one is my fiancé? Watch me turn him into an idol loved by all! Melon-Melons: Host, your maternal grandfather and two elder brothers are about to be sacrificed! Shen Mingzhu: No way! Watch me expose the traitor and sweep through the enemy army! Melon-Melons: Host, oh, the Princess Chaoyang's consort is having an affair with a maid servant, and they pulled a 'kitten swapped for the princess' trick. Shen Mingzhu: Princess Chaoyang is so pitiful. Should I tell her to beat up that scumbag man and woman?! Crown Prince Yan Beichen woke up one day and found he had a little crown princess. Wherever the crown princess goes, she eats melons there, immersed in the joy of melon-eating every day. Hey, hey, hey! Crown Princess, I'm the crown prince! Please look at me! Unknowingly, the entire Great Yan Dynasty treated Shen Mingzhu with great courtesy and respect. Shen Mingzhu: Melon-Melons, I accidentally became an idol loved by all! Hehe ~~~ Yan Beichen: My crown princess is an idol loved by all! I raise the banner high for my crown princess! Melon-Melons: ...Host is so awesome!