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I Became the Simp Character I Roasted Online

Listen to me closely. Never, and I mean NEVER, leave a hate comment on a game forum right before you die. My name used to be... well, it doesn't matter. I was a 34-year-old salaryman who died in the stupidest way possible. How? I got slapped to death for grabbing a high school girl’s "assets". Wait, hold on! Don't look at me like that! It wasn't my fault, okay? My hand just moved on its own! It was just a tiny, split-second intrusive thought! Come on, you guys reading this—don't act like saints. You’ve had those dark urges too, right? You’ve wanted to grab something forbidden at least once in your life, right?! RIGHT?! Anyway, she slapped me. So hard my soul literally ejected from my body. I thought that was the punishment. I was wrong. When I opened my eyes, I was in [Legends of Valtheris]. Yes, that trash game. The one with the cliché plot where the world ends because some teenage students get their hearts broken. And the worst part? I didn't become the Hero. I didn't become the Villain. I became Revan von Alstaire. The background character. The loser. The guy I literally insulted online five minutes before I died. I called him a "Simp" and laughed at his "Tiny D*ck." Fate is truly a comedian. Now, I’m destined to be the bullied lackey of the future Villainess, Sylvia von Vespera. The game script says I should lick her boots, accept her abuse, and die with her like a loyal dog. Screw that. Remember my last comment? "Revan is such a loser! Tiny dck! If I were you, instead of bowing down, I would squeeze her boobs and own her completely! Garbage character!" Well, it seems God took that personally. Fine. You want a show? I’ll give you a show. I won’t be a simp. I won’t filter my words anymore. I’ll let my intrusive thoughts win. I’ll turn this trash plot upside down—even if I have to slap every "Genius" in this academy to do it.
alvahraaaa · 203.1k Views

My Hero Academia: The Last Jedi Reborn as a Hero

This is a story about a former Jedi, reincarnated from the galaxy of Star Wars into the world of My Hero Academia, who becomes a hero in order to restore the Jedi Order, while unknowingly and gradually becoming aware of her growing, affectionate relationship with Himiko Toga. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… Count Dooku, leader of the Separatists, had fallen, and the Clone Wars were nearing their end. Yet even that was part of the grand design of the Sith Lord, Darth Sidious. At last revealing himself, the Dark Lord carefully manipulated the Jedi hero Anakin Skywalker into falling to the dark side, taking him as his apprentice. Thus, the former hero was given a new name, Darth Vader. To annihilate the Jedi, Vader stormed the Jedi Temple, cutting down everyone in his path without mercy, men, women, even children. Among those who witnessed that horrific scene in disbelief was a single man. But the Dark Lord showed him no mercy either. A blade fell, and his life came to an end. …Or so it should have. His story did not end there. He awoke once more. Far beyond the era of the Galactic Republic, on a distant planet called Earth, in a world where nearly eighty percent of the population possessed a mysterious power known as “Quirks.” His name had changed. His body had changed. Even his gender was no longer the same. And yet, she chose to live on as a Jedi Knight once more. This is the story of a girl who, bearing the name of the Jedi, walks the path toward becoming a hero.
Kazenova23 · 94.2k Views

The Azure Lotus

"The Azure Lotus" - It is said that this flower blooms once in 10,000 years... Is it really so...? Well, when summarizing the main story of this novel, it comes to mind that greed is born with the intention of gaining power, or the only goal of greed is to gain power. From this, a sense of entitlement full of inferiority is born. The attraction towards each other has been going on for an eternity, and with it, the range of inferiority complexity is gradually increasing. It is said that whenever this arises in someone's heart, it causes destruction everywhere for them. From the influence of which even the kingdom of heaven is not exempted. But it is also true that if there is a disease, there is a way to cure it, and here it is the union of "pure love" and "wisdom." How will our "Goddess of Love Kiyoko" and "God of Wisdom Akimitsu" connect with each other holistically for the welfare of the world, stand against this destructive, all-consuming, negative, anti-life force, and continue the struggle to maintain harmony in the entire world. This is the topic of our Nobel... Disclaimer This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, places, events, and incidents in this book are either the product of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. This fiction does not represent any particular nation, religion, language, coterie, nor oppose it. Here the writer is only trying to follow some realistic material in order to create a realistic plot of the story; they don't claim anything else... And also, as our fiction on the one hand condemns war, conflict, violence, strife, bloodshed, brutality, oppression of the strong over the weak, and adultery. On the other hand, it also supports life, peace, unity, prosperity, cooperation, kindness, compassion, pure love, and wisdom wholeheartedly. So we humbly request all the readers to please enjoy this novel just for the pleasure of reading the story. Finally, this is what I want to say - "Life is a wonderful creation of God, so it should be cherished like a great purpose. It is necessary to prepare its own foundation by combining pure love and wisdom. Peace should be its requirement, and unity should be taken as its strength."
UnknownHumanBeing8 · 18.4k Views

The Rise of Yin-Yang Asura

In a calamitous night of a slaughter, the Gods Divine Realm fell. Morvadeus was forced to powerlessly witness the fate of his parents: his mother torn to pieces and his father’s haunting gaze forever etched into his soul - as his head was falling down into the nothingness. Through their sacrifice he received a last chance to live - escaping through the dangerous void with the power of his mother. After a million years, a star broke through the Mortal Realm seal, his name Morvadeus - the God of Death, which would be known across millions of miles, resounding above emperors. His memories faded into the forgotten time of the void, only some flickering scenes remaining, he was lost without a goal, flowing in the ocean waves of the mortals. But to find his path towards Ascension, he would need to ruthlessly cultivate through everything. His willpower will have to defy the fate, and he would need to write his destiny with his blood-soaked hands. Oceans of corpses will flood the lands in scarlet, mortals will tremble at the moment his name is mentioned. Will this naive child be a sovereign of a slaughter or a creator of peace and the salvation of the World? Only fate knows, but Morvadeus will rise above every existence that ever was. He will soar above every sky that ever stood above him. Legendary ancient beasts and peerless beauties whose excellence shone through the barrier of the mortal lands will follow his path. He will look down on the Universe and slay the Outsiders who stained his world. The name of the Yin-Yang Asura will be resounding between the highest heaven and lowest world.
Menta_Neet · 5.7k Views