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I Became the Simp Character I Roasted Online

Listen to me closely. Never, and I mean NEVER, leave a hate comment on a game forum right before you die. My name used to be... well, it doesn't matter. I was a 34-year-old salaryman who died in the stupidest way possible. How? I got slapped to death for grabbing a high school girl’s "assets". Wait, hold on! Don't look at me like that! It wasn't my fault, okay? My hand just moved on its own! It was just a tiny, split-second intrusive thought! Come on, you guys reading this—don't act like saints. You’ve had those dark urges too, right? You’ve wanted to grab something forbidden at least once in your life, right?! RIGHT?! Anyway, she slapped me. So hard my soul literally ejected from my body. I thought that was the punishment. I was wrong. When I opened my eyes, I was in [Legends of Valtheris]. Yes, that trash game. The one with the cliché plot where the world ends because some teenage students get their hearts broken. And the worst part? I didn't become the Hero. I didn't become the Villain. I became Revan von Alstaire. The background character. The loser. The guy I literally insulted online five minutes before I died. I called him a "Simp" and laughed at his "Tiny D*ck." Fate is truly a comedian. Now, I’m destined to be the bullied lackey of the future Villainess, Sylvia von Vespera. The game script says I should lick her boots, accept her abuse, and die with her like a loyal dog. Screw that. Remember my last comment? "Revan is such a loser! Tiny dck! If I were you, instead of bowing down, I would squeeze her boobs and own her completely! Garbage character!" Well, it seems God took that personally. Fine. You want a show? I’ll give you a show. I won’t be a simp. I won’t filter my words anymore. I’ll let my intrusive thoughts win. I’ll turn this trash plot upside down—even if I have to slap every "Genius" in this academy to do it.
alvahraaaa · 75.4k Views

Armageddon in Chaotic Worlds

In a world plagued by tragedy and death, Zane, a nurse from Earth, finds himself transported to a realm of chaos and war. Equipped with supreme identification eyes and a potent magic system, he embarks on a journey to understand this new world and survive its relentless challenges. The turmoil is fueled by three dominant species: humans, beasts, and elementals, each locked in perpetual conflict. Yet, an even greater menace lurks in the shadows—the evolving undead. As every battle adds to their ranks and their flesh-hungry nature propels them to evolve, a sinister force seems to control their relentless onslaught. In the midst of this warring world, humans fight for survival with no concept of alliances—only the law of the strong prevails. Undeterred, Zane sets his sights on mastering the most destructive magic. His pursuit leads him to embrace the trinity craft, delving into the arts of metallurgy, alchemy, and runes. United, these disciplines hold the key to crafting an unparalleled power that has yet to be witnessed. In a realm teetering on the brink of collapse, Zane's quest for the ultimate crafting mastery may hold the key to reshaping the destiny of this war-torn world. As he uncovers the secrets of the undead and harnesses the forces of metallurgy, alchemy, and runes, the fate of countless lives lies in his hands. Will he rise to the challenge and forge a new path amid the chaos, or will he succumb to the perilous forces threatening to engulf everything he holds dear? Only time will tell as Zane's adventure unfolds in this gripping tale of survival, magic, and the pursuit of true power.
OneHeart · 133.8k Views