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Yuuta Konuari was the weakest, most average guy on Earth. Barely scraping through college. Working a part-time job. Growing up in a quiet orphanage with no family to call his own. Life was simple. Predictable. Lonely. Then fate played a cruel game. One night, he dreamed of a woman. A stunning, powerful Dragon Queen from another world and he slept with her. The dream felt so real that he woke breathless, but he convinced himself it was nothing. Just his lonely mind playing tricks. He forgot about it. He moved on. He continued living in silence for Five year. Until she showed up in his room. Erza, the Dragon Queen, crossed worlds to find him. She brought a child with silver hair, tiny wings, and red eyes that looked exactly like his. A little girl who called him "Papa." She gives him one year. One year to prove himself worthy of being her mate. One year before she kills him for tainting the royal bloodline. Yuuta should be terrified. He is terrified. But he has never had a family before. And Elena with her wagging tail, her boundless curiosity, and her absolute certainty that Papa can fix anything has already claimed his heart. On the surface, this is a story about a mortal man who somehow won the heart of an ice queen. A slice-of-life romance about cooking, dancing, and learning to be a family. It is warm. It is tender. It is the kind of story that makes you believe love can conquer anything. It is not. Beneath the surface, something else lurks. A secret buried in Yuuta's blood. A past he was forced to forget. A truth that connects him to the very monsters hunting them. The scars on his back are not from childhood accidents. The nightmares that wake him screaming are not random. And the woman who swore to kill him is beginning to realize that the mortal she despises is not the villain she imagined. He is the victim. The forgotten son. The boy who was never meant to exist. As enemies close in from both worlds, Yuuta must uncover the truth of his origin before it destroys everything he loves. He does not have magic. He does not have power. He has only his hands, his heart, and the stubborn refusal to let go. He doesn't need to be a hero. He just needs to hold on. But holding on may cost him everything. Join my discord Discord: https://discord.gg/Z97qm22k2Q

[Warning: Mature Content -- R18] After two lives of mediocrity, one as a rotting NEET and the other as a bitter, ugly "Nascent Soul Grandmaster" who butchered thousands to ascend realms, Xu is done playing by the rules. In his second life, he died reaching for the Primordial Yin-Yang Inheritance, but instead of death, he found a third chance. Now reborn as Shen Yu with the Primordial Yin-Yang Inheritance, he possesses a face that is a literal calamity and a body with shattered meridians. To any other cultivator, he’s a cripple. To the Primordial Yin-Yang Inheritance, he is the ultimate predator. Now he will turn the Heavens into his bedchamber and the Earth into his playground. ---------------- Expect plenty of smut, but don't worry, the plot is just as thick as the tension. Content Tags: Smut / R18+, Harem, Genius MC, Cold-Headed, Netori (Mc stealing another's women), No Netorase, No Yaoi

Amara Cole just wants to be an ordinary person. So she stays quiet, keeps her head down, and pretends her magic is barely worth noticing. But the truth? She’s stronger than anyone in the kingdom. Now she’s stuck at the most elite magic academy, surrounded by powerful nobles, a future king who won’t leave her alone, a warrior who thinks she has potential but is just lazy, a rival who wants her gone, and secrets that could shake the entire world. All Amara has to do is keep pretending to be ordinary. Easy… right?

“Is this a game or reality?” - Michael Norman ***** Apocalypse descended, and reality transformed into a game for a select few known as Awakeners. Between the ages of 16 and 18, every teenager had the chance to awaken a class and attain supernatural powers. Awakeners would then venture into a game-like world, the Land of Origin, seeking treasures and gaining tremendous strength. Michael transmigrated into this world at 18 and successfully awakened the Necromancer class. However, that was not all—Michael also unlocked a unique talent that allowed his undead summons to evolve infinitely. ..... [Little Skeleton has successfully evolved into Skeleton Soldier!] [Skeleton Mage has successfully evolved into Skeleton Summoner!] [Bone Dragon has successfully evolved into Undead Frost Dragon!] ...... With his powerful undead summons, Michael set out on a path to become a supreme legend. Tags: #Necromancer #Undead #Evolution #Armybuilding Join the discord: https://discord.gg/aXbtS5qftJ https://discord.gg/aXbtS5qftJ

Shirogane Kaito died from overwork. Thirty something, corporate heir, alone on his office floor. No friends. No peace. Just work until his body gave out. He wakes up nineteen in a world where men outnumber women one to seven — and every man acts insufferable about it. Women treated as objects. Arrogance as a personality. The whole social order built on a ratio nobody chose. Kaito wants nothing to do with any of it. He already lived the exhausting life. He is not doing it again. Using nothing but his business knowledge from his previous life he builds himself up from zero — labour, investing, trading — and within a year he is completely financially free. Buys a house. Fills it with manga. Takes a café job just because he likes it. Peaceful, quiet, finally on his own terms. Then a homeless girl with purple hair has nowhere to go and he has a spare room. And somehow after that his quiet life starts filling up — with a possessive older woman who knows his schedule better than he does, a campus girl who hated all men until she met him, a silver haired coworker always on his shift, a tall girl who just wants to be called cute, a shy girl nobody has ever really seen, and a neighbour with two daughters who has already quietly decided she is not letting him go. He is not looking for any of this. It finds him anyway.

Waking up in the Pokémon world sounded great in theory. But between adorable murder machines and megalomanical terrorist groups, it might be a little more complicated. Semi-SI.

Sun Yu reincarnated in Douluo Continent and awakened his innate soul power, a level one iron stick. He thought he would annihilate everyone, so he managed to survive in the Junior Soul Master Academy with the strength of a soul master until the end. The entry copying system is here to copy the copyable entries, walk other people's paths and leave them with no way to go! Upgrade and copy entries, follow other people's paths, and crush all other people's past cognitions! From the unique skills of Tang Sect → the unique skills of Taoism! From Purple Demon Eyes → Mysterious Clear Spirit Eyes From the ghostly trail → the ladder to the cloud! From a hundred solutions to hidden weapons → a hundred solutions to talismans! From the complete guide to making hidden weapons → the complete guide to making talismans! From ordinary life → fighting for the world. Not convinced? Stick your head over here and let me hit you with my stick

Transmigrating into Douluo Continent, he became Dai Huabin, the eldest son of the White Tiger Duke's mansion, who fought Huo Yuhao to the death and met a tragic end in the original novel. By the time he awakened his memories of his past life, it was too late: Huo Yun'er was dead, Huo Yuhao had already left the Duke's mansion, and hatred was already inevitable. Since reconciliation was impossible, he would launch a powerful counterattack! He planned ahead with the Soul-Devouring Carving Blade, intercepting Ilex before Huo Yuhao and seizing the initiative. With his memories of his past life, Dai Huabin seized opportunities and resources, rewriting the tragic ending of the original novel. In this life, he was no longer a villain who served to highlight the protagonist. He, Dai Huabin, would forge his own path to becoming an unparalleled figure!

The Prequel to the genre-defying MetaHumanCosmicHorror novel that shattered reality "Static Bride". Before Emily became Emily PRIME, she was just an orphan in the city of Leonore. On Prime Day, she is selected by the ENGINE amongst 99 other candidates to undertake a pilgrimage for godhood. Become the PRIME or die. A unique fresh spin on cosmic horror mixing meta elements and YA romance.

In a universe where humanity spans countless star systems, power is no longer measured by wealth or rank, but by mastery over magic fibers, living threads of energy woven through both flesh and machine. Kaelen, reincarnated from Earth, awakens in the Core, the political and military heart of civilization. Within him lies the DNA of the first magic fiber scientist, the genius who fused magic fiber with advanced technology. Clad in a heavy red steel mecha made of circuitry woven from his own fiber-yarn, he stands at the intersection of man, machine, and magic. Beside him, though the galaxy knows her by another name, stands Seraphine Vale, the universe’s most celebrated stage goddess. Bathed in silver light, she commands billions with a microphone in hand. Yet, beyond the stage, she is something far more dangerous: a lieutenant general whose silver magic fibers mobilize fleets as easily as her fibers move crowds during her performances. Though he never wanted to be a part of warfare, Kaelen finds he must act to protect his love and humanity. He rises to become a Tesseract Realm mage, the absolute peak of the present human mage hierarchy to shield humanity from extinction.

It is the story of a brave Agniveer—bound by duty, defined by valor, and torn between love and obligation. Arjun was a man who had pledged his life to the nation even before he wore the uniform. Yet, his heart belonged to Kavya,the woman who feared losing him to the very uniform he dreamed of. She never wanted him to join the armed forces, but circumstances unyielding and unforgiving left him with no choice. Becoming an Agniveer was not just his decision; it was his destiny. But fate, as always, had other plans. Before he could build a life with Kavya, he was forced into a marriage with Shreya, a union neither of them desired, for both were already in love with someone else. What began as a reluctant compromise soon spiraled into a nightmare when Shreya was found murdered… alongside the man she loved. And Arjun;innocent, unaware, and absentwas framed for their deaths. On a brief leave during a festival, he returned home hoping for solace, only to be shackled in accusations he could neither comprehend nor escape. The nation he had sworn to protect could not protect him. Branded a criminal, he was thrown into prison, his honor shattered, his spirit broken. Defeated by life, Arjun stood at the edge of despair… until he met Madhav Kaka. A man of quiet wisdom, Madhav Kaka rekindled the dying flame within him. He did not just give Arjun hope,he gave him direction. With renewed strength, Arjun stepped out on bail, determined to fight not just the world, but the darkness within himself. Rising from the depths of depression and disgrace, he began rebuilding his life piece by fragile piece. As a freelancer, he struggled to survive, but more importantly, he struggled to believe again. And then… he returned to Kavya. Against all odds, against all pain, he managed to win back her heart,not as the man he once was, but as the man he had become through fire and loss. Yet, destiny had one final twist in store. A forgotten chapter of his past,his childhood love re-entered his life, stirring emotions he thought were long buried. Torn between past and present, love and truth, Arjun found himself in a battle far more intense than any he had faced before. But this time, he chose differently. He chose truth over illusion. He chose dignity over desire. He chose self-respect over everything else. In the end, Arjun not only proved his innocence and reclaimed his lost honor, but also rediscovered himself the man he was meant to be. Not every victory is about love. Some victories are about standing tall… even after the world has tried to break you. And Arjun,once a broken soldier rose again, not just as a survivor, but as a symbol of resilience.

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway. Okay, one of those three didn't sound right... I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way. Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday. A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it. I must be a pretty weird guy, then. Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires? Better not jinx it. Discord Link Here - https://discord.gg/yhDAk9bjdU

[The First Hokage Returns] [Naruto Gets a Power-Up] [Group Portrait] When the reincarnation of Ashura meets the reincarnation of Ashura, Naruto's life becomes increasingly exciting. Hashirama Senju: "Yo, isn't this Kurama? Long time no see." Kurama: "..." Can anyone tell me why this bastard is in Naruto's inner world?! "Huh? This seal is leaking! No, you're too powerful. Even if I have to sacrifice a little chakra, I'll reinforce the seal!" [Sage Art: Wood Release: Myōjinmon!] Kurama: "Don't come any closer!!!]

Q: What can a kunai do? A: Give me a kunai, and I can slaughter my way through the entire ninja world. The Third Shinobi World War breaks out. Mochizuki Souji awakens his system, his kunai never misses, and even possesses a causal-based finishing effect! From then on, a kunai god appeared in the ninja world! The four great nations besiege Konoha, but are utterly defeated because of Mochizuki Souji's presence! Demigod Hanzo, the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist, the AB trio. The Tailed Beast Jinchuriki, the Four Kage of Wind, Earth, Lightning, and Water, Uchiha Madara… all the heroes of the ninja world are defeated by Souji! Mochizuki Souji: "Minato, I am the Fourth Hokage!" Namikaze Minato: "???" [Starting with the Third Shinobi World War, slaughtering through major battles, an invincible kunai master] Ps.. Can’t wait for the next chapter? 30+ advanced chapters are already available on Patreon! patreon.com/Tanji_Fanfics

Veronica went from college boyfriend-girlfriend to husband and wife with Jonathan Rollings. They got married and on Jonathan’s request, kept their marriage a secret. He even gave her a silver band saying one day he would change it to a diamond ring. Two years after their marriage, Jonathan met Imelda who promised to help him build his business for a favor. Fulfilling this favor, seven years have passed by. Today, she’s still legally married to Jonathan Rollings, now one of the city's most powerful men, yet she serves wine at his parties in a server's uniform while Imelda openly calls him her fiance. Not only this, to the world, her husband is dead. Even her daughter cannot call her father Jonathan and must call him “Mr. Rollings”, while Imelda’s son calls him “dad” in public. She has endured it all in silence, hoping one day he will accept them in public. But after seven years of silence, she gives up. Behind Veronica’s back, something else was quietly unraveling. Marriage records changed, money she never received, correspondence she never heard of. Imelda didn’t want to make Jonathan forget Veronica, she was erasing her from his life. But when she saw not only her health but her daughter’s life was also affected, she decided to give up and stop sacrificing anymore. Now, with a countdown running, Veronica decides to give Jonathan the last chance to choose her or Imelda, and finally she takes the decision. Some could lose everything they thought they were protecting. Some will find they never left them. And one woman, who was a secret for seven years, will become a truth no one can deny. Veronica survived being erased. The only question is, whether Jonathan can see through Imelda’s schemes and win his love, Veronica, back or not.

The complete collection of all my fanfiction stories in one place. ( CONTENT ) 1) Beloved Daughter of Konoha 2) Beloved Daughter of Gremory 3) Beloved Daughter of Grigori 4) Tale of the Rabbit Princess 5) Tale of the Harem Queen 6) Haru Hyoudou & The Demon King of Sixth Heaven 7) Haru Hyoudou & The Great King of Destruction 8) Haru Hyoudou & The Fox Priestess of Peerless Beauty 9) Ascension of the Fallen Emperor 10) The Red Emperor Roar 11) Daughter of the Dragon King 12) Love, Friendship, and Heart of Cards 13) The Supreme King & The Devil of Love 14) Goddess of Hunter 15) Haru the Bloodage 16) Azure For the Love Princesses 17) Santoryu of Uzu 18) The Prodigious Son of Konoha 19) The Prodigious Son of Rose-Xiao Long 20) Under His Wing 21) A Fighter Amongst the Demon 22) The Crimson Prince and His Lovely Black Cat 23) Angel of the Dead 24) A Jester Amongst the Fairies 25) The DigiDestined of Darkness 26) Path of the Champion 27) Queen of the Night Sky 28) The Rose of Nakajima 29) Hope and Despair 30) A Gamindustrian Tale 31) The Traitorous Prince of Konoha 32) The Senju Prince & The Tomboyish Uchiha 33) The Goddess of Moon's Hero 34) The King of Magical World 35) Flaming Stars 36) Lonefire Blossom 37) The Flower That Bloom In Rain of Blood 38) A Spring Flower Blossom 39) Dead & Salvation 40) Dead & Salvation (Naru Version) 41) When Two Worlds Collide 42) Is Wrong To Become DEATH In Another World? 43) The Second Coming of the Messiah 44) A Messiah for the Grimm World 45) Into the Metaverse 46) Into the Metaverse (Alternative) 47) Remnant of the Phantom Thief 48) The Crimson Princess & The Golden King 49) Crusade of Eostia 50) The Demon Prince of Mahora 51) The Moon Emperor I 52) The Moon Emperor II 53) Kaleidoscopic Konoha 54) A Princess For the Saiyan Prince 55) A Mother From Galaxy Far Far Away 56) Remnant of the God of War 57) The Goddess of Love's Hero 58) Nep In the Dungeon 59) Fate/Lunar Love 60) Maiden of Void 61) Princess of Chaldea & the Great Holy Grail War 62) A Certain Magical Accelerator 63) A Certain Scientific Time Manipulator 64) A Young Teleporter's Heroic Journey 65) The Good Hunter of Beacon 66) The Melody of Fairy Tail 67) The Gryphon of Straw Hat Pirates 68) The Dead Dealer of Heart Pirates 69) The Huntresses of the Straw Hat Pirates 70) The Wandering Harem King 71) Strawberry Cultivator 72) The Remen God of Totsuki 73) The Gentle Dragon & The Battle Vixens 74) On Wing of Love 75) Touhou Quest: Adventure of the Dragovian Prince 76) Kaguya Vs Mokou Love Is War! 77) Flutter of the White Dragon 78) Leviathan's Harem King 79) The Delinquent Queen & The Oppai Dragon 80) Yo Ho a Pirate's Life For Me! 81) Ace, Sabo, and Lucy 82) Ascension of the Evil Goddess 83) A Gamer Amongst the Supernaturals 84) Neopolitan Vixen 85) Brand Neo Day 86) The White Princess and Her Lovely Black Cat 87) Twin Star Roses 88) The Reaper of Remnant 89) Haru Springfield & the World of Halkeginia 90) Haruto Uzumaki & the World of Remnant 91) Haruto Namikaze & the World of Azeroth 91)The Girl From Another World 93) The Saiyan Shinobi 94) Dragon of the Azure Flame 95) Rise of the Saiyan God 96) Haruka Hebert's Hero Academia 97) Black Queen Cometh 98) Phoenix Dance 99) Is it Wrong If a Girl From North Blue Want to be a Pirate King? ( BONUS STORY ) Haru Naru ♪♪♪ Love Is a Comedy! 15 years old Haru Uzumaki has a distant relationship with his younger twin sister Naru, who always treat him rudely. One day in spring, he encounter a girl playing piano on one of his travel to a junkyard and help her in many ways as he discover that her name is Weiss. At the same time he also found his sister is actually an otaku with an extensive collection of moe anime and little sister-themed eroge she has been collecting in secret. Noticing his sister has no one to share her secret hobby with, he accompany her to join the online community "Otaku Girls United!" tea party in Akihabara where he meet a chuunibyou girl who call herself Blake Belladonna.

[Current world: Danmachi] (PS: I'll change this every time the MC moves worlds since it's a crossover fanfic.) As for the synopsis? Reincarnated and traveling to another world, Eiji Seiya initially thought the world was normal. That was what he thought before he met the heroine and protagonist of the franchise he had watched in his previous life. Not only that, after he awakened the Inner Voice System to grow strong by complaining about plot, heroine and protagonist in his heart to get many rewards. He is determined to increase his power so that he can save his home world, the world where he was reincarnated that was hit by the disaster "Honkai" and save beautiful girls like Kiana, Mai, Bronya, Rita and others who had tragic endings in the original works! "I will save them all!" However... Everything went smoothly... Eiji earned rewards every time he changed the plot in another franchise. It's just that... What's wrong with these heroines? Lala Satalin Deviluke who was supposed to be engaged to the protagonist instead became his fiancée. Sona Sitri suddenly called him to the student council office and said she wanted to make a deal with him. Rias Gremory who was supposed to ask the protagonist for help to solve her political marriage problem with Riser Phenex inexplicably came to him. The girls were disgusted at the protagonists of their respective franchises. Something was wrong here! Not only that, heroines like Kotegawa Yui, Sairenji Haruna, Akeno Himejima, Kuroka, Serafall Leviathan, Grayfia Lucifuge, Sakurajima Mai, Ai Hoshino, Kasumigaoka Utaha, Erica Blandelli and others... They like him! All the super beautiful and sexy women that many men in the world covet surround him and leave their respective protagonists. In the world of Danmachi: Freya is not crazy about Bell, but crazy about him. Hestia is indecisive. Demeter provides support, he no longer has to worry about not having rice or vegetables for his family. Eiji who saw all this was dumbfounded. At first he was confused as to why these heroines were surrounding him, but gradually he realized and knew that it was all happening because ... His inner voice! - The plot that has been changed by the MC: 1. To Love Ru: 100% 2. Danmachi: 5,2% 3. Highschool DxD: 99% 4. Campione: 33% 5. Fate: 58,8% 6. Genshin Impact: 15,4% 7. Seishun Buta Yarou: 90% 8. Oshi no Ko: 100% 9. Saekano: 98% 10. Oregairu: 97% 11. Shinmai Maou no Testament: 100% 12. Mieruko-chan: 100% 13. Trinity Seven: 100% 14. The Legendary Mechanic: 46% 15. Oresuki: 75% 16. Food Wars: 70% 17. Rent-A-Girlfriend: 90% 18. The World God Only Knows: 90% 19. Nisekoi: 80% 20. The Quintessential Quintuplets: 46% 21. Rāmen Daisuki Koizumi-san: 100% 22. Dandadan: 24% 23. My Dress-Up Darling: 81% 24. Amagi Brilliant Park: 96% 25: Danjoru: 32% 26: Junior Highschool DxD: —— 27: Slash Dog: 54% 28: Kaguya-sama Love Is War: 72% This is the plot change process of the latest chapter and will change as the story progresses. By the way, the grammar at the beginning is bad and will improve as the chapter progresses. However, my writing style will not change much because this is an inner voice novel, which means that there will be many reactions from each character. Oh and in chapter hundreds there will be a group chat to prevent the loss of interaction between the heroines. It's a special chat group for the heroines in the MC's harem. - Get the latest chapters faster on my patreon. Support me on patreon to keep me motivated to write more chapters: www.patreon.com/DogLicker

Vincent Hall finds himself reborn in the dangerous streets of Hell's Kitchen with the "Desire System" and the powers of the Ice-Ice Fruit (Logia). To survive and avenge his parents, he assumes the mantle of the "Ice Demon," ruthlessly crushing crime lords like Kingpin and wiping out the Triads. His power grows with every enemy he terrifies and every fortune he amasses. But being a lethal vigilante is only half the battle. By day, Vincent is a high school senior navigating a relationship with Gwen Stacy; who has secretly become Spider-Woman. With SHIELD’s Black Widow trying to recruit him and Mystique infiltrating his school to seduce him, Vincent must balance his double life. In a world of heroes and gods, he intends to be the one holding the leash.

Li Qingfeng transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, only to become a Blue Silver Grass growing in the Star Dou Great Forest, nearly eaten by the Enchanting Rabbit. At a critical moment, he was protected by Ah Yin, and through their daily interactions, a deep bond formed. Li Qingfeng strived to grow stronger, but he was still a step too late. Ah Yin was deceived by Tang Hao and sacrificed herself, leaving all the grasses in mourning, powerless to change the situation. At that moment, Li Qingfeng vowed to become an emperor, resurrect Ah Yin, and avenge her! Fortunately, the "Many Children, Many Blessings" system allowed him to sow seeds, multiply his race, and the more offspring he had, the stronger he became! From a single blade of grass to a vast grassland, and then to the Blue Silver Kingdom covering thousands of miles… he received rewards: endless life, the Staff of Life, inextinguishable by wildfire, and the Divine Spark of Life… A hundred thousand years of heavenly tribulation descended, and the divine realm unleashed its punitive lightning. Endless life, immortal and indestructible, he withstood the divine punishment, becoming a Blue Silver Emperor! Deep within the Star Dou, the Silver Dragon King Gu Yuena watched with a sidelong glance. In the Lake of Life, the Emerald Swan Bi Ji was awestruck. In a moment of crisis, Xiao Wu rescued a mother and daughter of the Soft Bone Rabbit, falling in love and strengthening her bloodline. ... Tang San: We're both Blue Silver Grass, so why is he an Emperor? Tang Hao: How can Li Qingfeng be so strong? Ah Yin, I was wrong! Gu Yuena: Why is his life level above mine? Xiao Wu: Marrying the Azure Emperor is the luckiest thing that ever happened to me! Bibi Dong: My Death Domain was completely suppressed by his life force?!

Liu Yuan transmigrated into the body of a teacher on the Douluo Continent, unlocking a Master Teacher System that allowed him to become stronger by nurturing students. He taught at Shrek Academy for half a year, cultivating many outstanding disciples. However, he was later expelled from Shrek Academy for refusing to join their supervisory group! Liu Yuan knew perfectly well what was going on. They expelled him for refusing to join the supervisory group? Didn't he know what Shrek was plotting? They simply wanted to use this opportunity to keep him at Shrek Academy and control him! He resolutely left Shrek City, intercepted Huo Yuhao and Xiao Xiao, and persuaded a group of outstanding Shrek Academy students to defect, directly joining the Sun Moon Royal Academy. Using the Master Teacher System, not only did his own strength improve by leaps and bounds, but he even cultivated a super team in just one semester! In the continent's number one Soul Master Tournament, his students easily defeated Shrek Academy! Shrek Academy's undefeated myth was shattered! Shrek Academy was filled with regret and begged Liu Yuan to return. But at this moment, Liu Yuan, who had become a guest of honor of the Sun Moon Empire, only had one sentence: "You've all kicked me out of Shrek Academy, who's going to put up with you anymore?"