Villain : Conquest
Author: Lone Raut
Synopsis (Narrated by Deadpool’s Chaotic Cousin Who Forgot to Take Their Meds):
Alright, gather ‘round, folks! Let me spin you a tale so dark it’ll make your therapist retire. Picture this: Yours truly was just another fancy-pants “man of culture” on a serial killer’s hit list—because apparently, collecting rare books and quoting Nietzsche makes you a target. Who knew? (Spoiler alert: I died. Surprise!) But death? Nah, that’s just the opening act.
Instead of sweet oblivion, I woke up knee-deep in Saint’s Odyssey—a fantasy novel I once tossed into my “dumpster fire of bad writing” pile. Think Game of Thrones meets Saw, but with more existential dread. And guess what? I’m not the dashing hero. Nope. I’m the guy the author conveniently labeled “Villain.” Cool, right? (Cue jazz hands.)
But hold onto your chimichangas, because this “hero”? Oh, he’s a masterpiece of hypocrisy. Smiles like a Disney prince, stabs like a back-alley surgeon. His grand plan? Wipe out half the world because reasons. Classic hero logic! Meanwhile, the gods are upstairs chugging ambrosia and betting on our suffering. Adorable!!!.
Well, newsflash, Olympus—I’m hijacking this plot. Reborn with a vendetta and a PhD in chaos, I’m not here to play nice. Rules? Burn ‘em. Heroes? Crush ‘em. World domination? Duh!. This ain’t a redemption arc; it’s a blood-soaked takeover tour. Think Machiavelli with a splash of Joker and a side of espresso.
They call me ruthless? Damn right. I’ll out-scheme the schemers, out-betray the traitors, and maybe burn a kingdom or two for aesthetic. The hero thinks he’s pulling strings? Sweetheart, I’m the puppetmaster—and I just cut the threads. Every battle’s a chess move, every ally a pawn, and the board? Oh, it’s dripping in red.
And hey, let’s laugh while we’re at it. Ever seen a “chosen one” trip over his own halo? Poetic. Ever roasted a god so hard they literally combust? (Working on it.) This world’s a joke, and I’m the punchline—delivered with a knife.
So buckle up, buttercups. The script’s flipped, the crown’s mine, and if the heroes cry about “morals”? Tell ‘em to write a Yelp review. This villain’s rewriting destiny—one corpse at a time.
TL;DR: Death was my warm-up. Now? I’m here to conquer, crack jokes, and maybe commit some light treason. World, meet your new overlord. Resistance is hilarious .
Hahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (・∀・)
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Note :
Hi there! I know my early writing might feel generic, but I want to clarify that I'm not using AI—this is genuinely my first time writing a novel. The first and second volumes don't have the best writing quality because I was still learning, but I've kept at it and my style has improved significantly by volume 3.
I'm just 17 years old and currently studying science while preparing for two major competitive exams (nationwide and state-level). This year has been incredibly difficult—my parents went through a divorce with all the court proceedings, and I struggled with depression during that time. I've recently gotten back into novel writing and I'm planning to rewrite the first and second volumes to improve their quality.
I'd really appreciate any suggestions or constructive criticism about volumes 1 and 2 so I can address those issues during the rewrite. Thank you for taking the time to share your thoughts!
Just to reiterate: I'm not using AI to write my novels. My early writing was rough because I was inexperienced. I only use Grammarly to check for grammatical errors. I'm aware that AI detectors sometimes flag my early work as AI-generated, but I can assure you it's entirely my own writing.