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I Became the Simp Character I Roasted Online

Listen to me closely. Never, and I mean NEVER, leave a hate comment on a game forum right before you die. My name used to be... well, it doesn't matter. I was a 34-year-old salaryman who died in the stupidest way possible. How? I got slapped to death for grabbing a high school girl’s "assets". Wait, hold on! Don't look at me like that! It wasn't my fault, okay? My hand just moved on its own! It was just a tiny, split-second intrusive thought! Come on, you guys reading this—don't act like saints. You’ve had those dark urges too, right? You’ve wanted to grab something forbidden at least once in your life, right?! RIGHT?! Anyway, she slapped me. So hard my soul literally ejected from my body. I thought that was the punishment. I was wrong. When I opened my eyes, I was in [Legends of Valtheris]. Yes, that trash game. The one with the cliché plot where the world ends because some teenage students get their hearts broken. And the worst part? I didn't become the Hero. I didn't become the Villain. I became Revan von Alstaire. The background character. The loser. The guy I literally insulted online five minutes before I died. I called him a "Simp" and laughed at his "Tiny D*ck." Fate is truly a comedian. Now, I’m destined to be the bullied lackey of the future Villainess, Sylvia von Vespera. The game script says I should lick her boots, accept her abuse, and die with her like a loyal dog. Screw that. Remember my last comment? "Revan is such a loser! Tiny dck! If I were you, instead of bowing down, I would squeeze her boobs and own her completely! Garbage character!" Well, it seems God took that personally. Fine. You want a show? I’ll give you a show. I won’t be a simp. I won’t filter my words anymore. I’ll let my intrusive thoughts win. I’ll turn this trash plot upside down—even if I have to slap every "Genius" in this academy to do it.
alvahraaaa · 221.7k Views

Douluo: Blue Silver Twins! Tang San Calls Me Father

Transmigrating into the world of Douluo Continent, Jiang Li awakens the Blue Silver King and Human Emperor Banner martial souls. Possessing twin top-tier martial souls, he reaches the level of a Soul Saint at a young age. Originally, he planned to go to Notting City before the story began to acquire the 100,000-year-old Soft Bone Rabbit and the 100,000-year-old Blue Silver Emperor right leg soul bone. However, just as he arrived in Notting City, the long-lost system notification sound reappeared in his mind. [System Mission: Take Tang San as your disciple. Reward: First martial soul evolves into Blue Silver King, second martial soul Human Emperor Banner unlocks more uses! And as the bond between the host and Tang San deepens, a series of rewards such as soul bones, soul rings, and godhood will be obtained!] Years later, Tang San, influenced by Jiang Li, has completely transformed into the person Jiang Li wanted him to be. After being resurrected by Jiang Li, Ah Yin also comes together with him. Tang San: "Mother, I can rest assured now that Master is by your side to take care of you!" Jiang Li: "Little San, I didn't mind you calling me Master before, but what should you call me now?" Tang San: "Father!" When Tang Hao arrived, his eyes bloodshot and panting heavily, he was met only by Tang San's blue silver entanglement! Tang San: "Tang Hao, you beast! Your trickery in deceiving Mother about the Soul Ring has been exposed. Today I will kill you and then uproot that inherently evil Clear Sky Sect!"
IdWin · 851.4k Views

Harbinger Of Glory

Manchester United, once a dominant force in world football, finds itself struggling under Erik ten Hag despite having the financial power to rebuild. Big-money transfers fail to restore the club’s glory, forcing Ten Hag to shift his focus to homegrown talent. Among the overlooked prospects in the U18 squad is Leo Calderon, a 17-year-old central midfielder buried deep in the pecking order. Lacking physicality and dismissed by teammates as weak, Leo endures constant ridicule from those who dominate with strength and athleticism. But during one ordinary training session, everything changes—Leo suddenly sees passing lanes no one else can, angles of play invisible to even the most talented prospects. Yet, there’s a problem. His vision surpasses his ability. The passes he attempts don’t connect, his technique unable to match his newfound awareness. Coaches dismiss his efforts as sloppy, and his struggles continue. But one unexpected observer—a visiting League One assistant coach—notices something different. He watches Leo’s movements, seeing potential where others see failure. As Leo fights to prove himself in an unforgiving system, the question lingers—can he refine his raw talent before the club moves on without him? ****************************** Also, all rights reserved for the companies and teams and also players I use in the novel since I don't know how image rights work and I'm too lazy to search it up on Bing-, I mean google Also, character arts are not mine or AI-generated. I got them on Pinterest and will soon use reverse search to find the authors so I can credit them. Thank You for reading. 200 PS: 1 Bonus Chapter.
Art233 · 1.6m Views