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Reborn as a Chaos God in Warhammer

They thought they were logging into the ultimate sci-fi VRMMO. They had no idea they were the unwitting champions of a starving, newborn Chaos God. [Welcome to Epoch 40k: Mecha] The developers promised glorious mechas, interstellar colonization, and a grand sci-fi epic. Instead, players are dumped into a rotting nightmare where the tutorial involves dodging Ork raiding parties for scrap metal, and the local NPCs chant religious litanies just to repair a rusty tractor. Behind the curtain, however, a newly awakened Chaos God named Lucian Sanctus is desperately pulling the strings. Sitting at the absolute bottom of the Warp's food chain, Lucian needs to harvest emotional energy to survive. But feeding openly means drawing the ire of the established Chaos Gods—especially Slaanesh, as he knows she would love nothing more than to devour a fledgling deity before he can become a threat. His brilliant, desperate solution? Summon gamers from Earth. By disguising a grim, unforgiving reality as a virtual sandbox, Lucian can safely gorge himself on their gamer rage, triumph, and gacha-induced despair without the Emperor or the Chaos Gods noticing a thing. Armed with a total disregard for their own lives, a terrifying penchant for exploiting bugs, and a deeply questionable moral compass, these "players" have formed the Red Dawn guild. The galaxy might be a decaying cesspit, but they have sworn to fix it... or accidentally establish a brand-new galactic empire trying. -- This is translation but don't worry for I AM HERE, I will be the poison tester and remove all the poison I can to make the this Good story, Very Very Good.\
AHumanMadeMOFO · 941.7k Views

My Certification Level Keeps Rising, But All I Do is Laze Around

Becoming a Clan Master was supposed to be the ultimate early retirement plan. The strategy was flawless: buy a heavily fortified mansion, recruit a party of hyper-competent, over-enthusiastic teenagers—an immovable armored tanker, a battle-obsessed swordsman, a light-fingered thief, a talented younger mage with an attitude, and a dedicated elf healer—and let them clear the dungeons while sitting back to collect the passive income. There is just one major problem: everyone around him is completely misinterpreting the situation. When he refuses to leave his comfortable bed, his clan members reverently assume he is meditating to recover his strength from a top-secret, high-level dungeon raid he cleared solo. When he funnels massive bribes to government officials to cover up his blatant tax evasion, they interpret it as anonymous donations for the city's slums, accidentally turning him into a beloved saint among the poor. And when he sends his party on simple chore missions just to get them out of his hair, they assume it’s a grueling, high-stakes training regimen designed to break their limits—to the point where they solemnly write their wills before leaving. Every attempt to avoid manual labor is documented as an act of unfathomable, high-level tactical genius. Now, his certification level is skyrocketing to the highest ranks, and the Adventurer Association is forcing him to take command of deadly, impossible missions meant only for legendary heroes. Surrounded by a stubbornly loyal party that refuses to leave him alone, commoners who sing his praises, and an Association that refuses to let him quit, he must figure out how to survive the most dangerous threats in the world without actually lifting a finger. #accidentalmastermind #adventurer #mana #aura #princess #ltgsr
Logic_Validator · 92.7k Views

Douluo Dalu: Dark Night God

【Single female lead】【Mutual devotion】【The darker the darkness, the stronger the light】【No conspiracy theories】 Reborn into the era of Douluo Dalu: The Unrivaled Tang Sect, Su Yunlin carries an exceptionally powerful pair of twin martial souls, along with a faintly flickering black balance scale between his brows. What kind of sparks will he ignite in this era? After entering Shrek Academy, Su Yunlin meets a very special person. When the legendary Light Goddess Butterfly collides with the Dark Night Monarch Moth, what kind of sparks will be created between the Dark Moth and the Light Butterfly? Su Yunlin: “Oi, old geezer, your daughter is in my hands. In this world, the winner takes all and the loser is nothing. What can you use to fight me? Hurry up and bring me ten immortal herbs to snack on!” Tang San roared in fury: “You brat, what did you just say!” Tang Wutong: “Oi, old geezer, I’m now in Yunlin gege’s hands. Bowing my head and bending my waist is out of respect! Lifting my head and standing tall is to give orders! Old geezer, hurry and recharge my brother’s soul tool motorcycle! And bring him ten immortal herbs, he’s hungry!” Tang San spat out blood in rage. Su Yunlin smiled faintly: “Don’t rush, old geezer. Standing before you is the new God of Evil, father of the Douluo Federation, founder of battle armor, and first tower master of the Spirit Transferring Tower. So hurry up and get to work!” Tang San stomped in rage: “This is sinful!” (P.S. This author’s setting: Wang Dong’er is Tang Wutong. Her divine realm memories are sealed, but she knows her memories are sealed, knows her parents, and knows she came under an alias. She is not a split personality or separate entity. Tang Wutong is simply Wang Dong’er under a different name. Pure love! Pure love! Pure love! Don’t let that old geezer Tang San look down on them!)
OblivionTL · 285.9k Views