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Naruto: The Kizaru Template

You know… the ninja world has a funny habit. The fake ninjas? Oh, they’re very hardworking. Enter the academy at six. Graduate early. Join ANBU at eleven. Risk their lives every day. Work themselves to death. Then what? Die at twenty-one and get carved onto the memorial stone like fertilizer for the trees of Konoha. So tragic. So… hardworking. Now a real ninja? Ah… that’s a completely different story. Clock in late. Leave early. Mission briefing? Sleep through half of it. Patrol duty? Find a river and start fishing. If a fight happens, walk slowly… very slowly… toward it. Why rush? The enemy isn’t going anywhere. And if they are… well… that sounds like someone else’s problem. And Hokage? Hahaha… that’s even funnier. The fake Hokage gives speeches all day. “The Will of Fire!” “The future of the ninja world!” “Protect the village!” Very inspiring. Very loud. Very… tiring. But the real Hokage? He doesn’t talk much. Someone causes trouble? Bite. Someone stronger shows up? Kick. Suddenly an Ōtsutsuki is flying across the sky wondering what just happened. So really… working hard in the ninja world is a terrible career choice. The smarter strategy? Sleep more. Fish more. Work less. And if someone strong appears… just lazily look at them and say— “Yare yare… you’re scary, you know?” Right before beating them anyway. Support me at patreon.com/Arthorain and read upto 50 Advanced Chapters!
Arthorain · 1.2m Views

Plugged In: I got Isekai’d into a Sexbot (Now I Must Save The World)

Warning: This work contains a LOT of erotic content. Read responsibly. Or irresponsibly. We don't judge. If you're after something funny, filthy, and unapologetically ecchi, with real action, real romance, and a surprising amount of heart buried under all the chaos, then welcome home. Expect at least 400+ chapters. New chapters daily (minimum two, sometimes more). A story that will have you cackling one chapter and clutching your chest the next. Buckle up. --------------------- Synopsis: An unemployed virgin dies choking on sushi in his parents' basement (don't ask), and wakes up as a divine, fully-loaded sex robot in a world where no man can get aroused, and no woman has felt satisfied, in over twenty years. He was supposed to be a glorified pleasure appliance. A very well-engineered toaster with benefits. Built by a genius half-dwarf inventor and her drop-dead-gorgeous elf mother, he was never meant to have opinions, let alone feelings. Then a stolen god-crystal short-circuited the whole plan, and now he's got a soul, a conscience, an ever-growing harem of the world's most powerful (and horniest) women, and... somehow, against every reasonable expectation, the fate of an entire cursed continent resting on his glowing metal hips. To lift the curse, he has to bed his way across the map: centaurs, dragon-kin, demon royalty, forest goddesses, dwarven princesses, and at least one deity with genuinely concerning intentions. Along the way he's collecting a found family of misfits, a body count of increasingly ridiculous enemies, and, despite his creator's very firm rule against it... quite a lot of actual feelings. Expect comedy that never lets up, action that hits harder than it has any right to, a slow-burn found-family romance nobody saw coming, and a plot that keeps escalating in ways nobody could've predicted (including, frequently, the author). Weird. Unhinged. Weirdly wholesome underneath it all. Come for the sex robot, stay for the divine conspiracy. --------------------- Enjoying the ride? Ratings, reviews, and power stones keep this thing alive. Show some love! Let me know if you want it punchier, shorter, or leaning harder into a specific angle (comedy vs. plot vs. romance).
rompsku22 · 282.9k Views

Death Guns In Another World

Alexander Kael Touch, a self-made young billionaire, found his meteoric rise tragically cut short on a school trip. But fate had other plans, whisking him and his classmates away to a realm of swords and magic – a world where power manifested as unique: ''Gifts." While friends awoke to magnificent Gifts, Alex's Gift yielded only two enigmatic guns: one gleaming silver, the other shrouded in black. Worse, he couldn't use magic like his peers, drawing scorn and derision. Yet, fueled by an unyielding spirit and a burning dream, Alex refused to falter. In this new world, he craved not wealth, but the strength to forge his own destiny. One goal burned bright: to rise once more, not to the peaks of financial power, but to the pinnacle of strength and control. This is the chronicle of Alexander Kael Touch, the boy with two guns in a world of wonders. A tale of relentless struggle, forged in the crucible of mockery and doubt. A journey to the apex, where the scorned student will become the ultimate warrior. Whispers of the "Death Guns Master" stir, echoes of a legend rising from slumber. The world may have forgotten them, but they are coming back. †††††††††††† Nickaido's here with D-Guns, do not expect the smartest MC because he was once a billionaire, is still young, he has his flaws, he will learn and grow, so will the other characters. At the beginning other characters are stronger but worry not everything will change starting from around chapter 80 onward. Also sorry in advance because some of the female characters have strong backgrounds but it's for the sake of the future story, this book is just the start, I'm still improving. Sorry in advance, English is not my first language, so they may be grammatical errors and misspelled words. Please bear with me. I'm trying to improve to provide a better story. Starting from chapter 200th, I have started using Grammarly premium to help me with the English, so I think it's become better. As for the earliest chapters, I have started to re-edit them slowly; I will do more as I get more time. Maybe hire a professional editor when I can. Once again, this is not some sophisticated story; it has many flaws, which I'm trying to learn from; however, this doesn't make the story less enjoyable. Would you please give it a try? Discord Server: https://discord.gg/7MRsHg33tv
Nickaido · 6.5m Views