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I Became the Simp Character I Roasted Online

Listen to me closely. Never, and I mean NEVER, leave a hate comment on a game forum right before you die. My name used to be... well, it doesn't matter. I was a 34-year-old salaryman who died in the stupidest way possible. How? I got slapped to death for grabbing a high school girl’s "assets". Wait, hold on! Don't look at me like that! It wasn't my fault, okay? My hand just moved on its own! It was just a tiny, split-second intrusive thought! Come on, you guys reading this—don't act like saints. You’ve had those dark urges too, right? You’ve wanted to grab something forbidden at least once in your life, right?! RIGHT?! Anyway, she slapped me. So hard my soul literally ejected from my body. I thought that was the punishment. I was wrong. When I opened my eyes, I was in [Legends of Valtheris]. Yes, that trash game. The one with the cliché plot where the world ends because some teenage students get their hearts broken. And the worst part? I didn't become the Hero. I didn't become the Villain. I became Revan von Alstaire. The background character. The loser. The guy I literally insulted online five minutes before I died. I called him a "Simp" and laughed at his "Tiny D*ck." Fate is truly a comedian. Now, I’m destined to be the bullied lackey of the future Villainess, Sylvia von Vespera. The game script says I should lick her boots, accept her abuse, and die with her like a loyal dog. Screw that. Remember my last comment? "Revan is such a loser! Tiny dck! If I were you, instead of bowing down, I would squeeze her boobs and own her completely! Garbage character!" Well, it seems God took that personally. Fine. You want a show? I’ll give you a show. I won’t be a simp. I won’t filter my words anymore. I’ll let my intrusive thoughts win. I’ll turn this trash plot upside down—even if I have to slap every "Genius" in this academy to do it.
alvahraaaa · 203k Views

Villain: After I Laid Flat the Female Lead Came Chasing After Me (18+)

Fang Chen discovered that he had transmigrated into a fantasy novel and became the villainous holy son in it. Villains usually have great talent, strong backgrounds, and high status. He possessed a Dao Body physique and was the holy son of the Cloud Sky Holy Land, second only to one and above ten thousand. He was also devoted, always pursuing the female lead Lin Luowei and being completely loyal to her, but the female lead mistakenly believed he was the enemy who wiped out her clan and despised him deeply. She was even taken away by the male lead through a carefully designed hero-saves-the-beauty scheme. Fang Chen: “With such good conditions, why not behave well instead of being a simp.” At the same time, Fang Chen obtained a system. In just over half a month, he directly broke through a major realm, and his cultivation soared. And the female lead unexpectedly could hear Fang Chen’s inner thoughts and discovered that Fang Chen was not the enemy who wiped out her clan, but her lifesaver. The real enemy turned out to be the male lead’s father. The female lead’s character setting completely collapsed, and her attitude toward Fang Chen changed by 180 degrees. Fang Chen’s laying flat caused the male lead to have no one suppressing him, losing many opportunities to improve himself, and the normal plot of showing off turned into being slapped in the face instead. Female lead: “Fang Chen, I misunderstood you. I want to become the woman behind you, sheltering you from wind and rain!” Male lead: “Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Don’t bully the poor young man. Those who bullied me will pay the price!” Fang Chen: “Male and female leads, stay away from me. I want to lie flat!” After lying flat, Fang Chen discovered that the character settings of the male and female leads had collapsed!
RoyalStories · 414.6k Views

Resident Evil: Zombie Command

Marcus Cole Harrison, a corporate analyst from our world, wakes up in the body of an Umbrella Security Division soldier just as the world is about to burn. He has inherited more than just a military rank; he possesses a perfectly integrated T-Virus that has bonded with his transmigrated soul. Unlike the shambling monsters or the mutated BOWs, Marcus is a "human-viral symbiosis"—retaining his mind while evolving his biology. Recognizing the impending global extinction, Marcus deserts Umbrella to become the ultimate variable. Joining forces with iconic survivors like Alice and Jill Valentine, he uses his powers to turn Umbrella’s creations against them. He isn't just fighting for survival; he is a living weapon designed to dismantle the corporation that started the apocalypse. In a world of zombies and tyrants, Marcus is the only thing Umbrella truly fears: their own perfection turned against them. The Virus: Integrated Powers Telekinesis: An active ability that allows Marcus to manipulate objects with his mind. It ranges from subtle distractions to crushing force, though it requires intense concentration and drains "Viral Stamina." Superhuman Physique: A passive enhancement of speed, strength, and durability. Marcus’s body operates at peak efficiency, allowing him to contend with BOWs like Hunters and Lickers in close-quarters combat. Zombie Command: Marcus can broadcast a viral frequency to influence or command basic T-Virus infected. This allows him to turn a ravenous horde into a tactical shield or a localized army. Antivirus Blood: Marcus’s biology acts as a living laboratory. His blood can be processed into a highly effective antivirus, making him the most valuable asset in the fight to save humanity—and the most hunted man on the planet. "I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com
Wish_Fanfic · 180.9k Views