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Grand Blue: Not Some Clothes-Bursting Battle God!

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“Name? Age? And why were you sleeping naked on the street?” “Miyazawa Yuu, male, 20 years old. I don’t smoke, I don’t drink water, I have no bad habits. My dream is to build my own harem and to avoid getting stabbed by a jealous lover!” In front of him sat a delicious pork cutlet bowl, but Miyazawa Yuu wasn’t the least bit moved. Propping his chin with both hands, he struck Commander Ikari’s classic pose, eyes firm and righteous as he declared to the officer in the cap! “I report! The alcohol was bought by Kitahara Iori! He’s the one who stripped off my clothes! Hurry up and arrest him!” “Hmm… Unfortunately, Mr. Miyazawa, the neighbor, Mr. Kitahara, has also reported that *you* got drunk, stripped, and streaked naked…” “Nani! That bastard is slandering me! He’s slandering meee!!” patreon.com/dzeref887 for more chapter
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1 – Hello! New World!

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"The ocean! The beach! Swimsuits! I can't wait to be surrounded by beautiful girls!"

On the coast of Izu, the salty sea breeze rushed into his lungs with every breath, washing away the stench of sweat and the overpowering perfume lingering from the long bus ride.

Gazing at the parade of swimsuit-clad beauties before him—

The handsome young man went from quietly chuckling to raising his arms in an uncontrollable cheer, his expression wild, as if he were the king of this world!

"Mom, is that man a bad guy?"

"Don't look! That's a pervert, a pervert! If you ever see him again, make sure to stay far away, understand?"

As the adorable mother and daughter walked past, the boy's foolish display was reflected in the pretty mother's eyes, and without hesitation she branded him a pervert.

Really, Izu was a wonderful place, but there were just too many strange and dangerous types.

What a shame—so handsome, yet a pervert!

"Argh… Damn it! Was that too much? Well, whatever. She's just a mom with her kid, not my target anyway!"

Pierced in the chest by an arrow forged from the word "pervert," Miyazawa Yuu hunched over stiffly, coughing up imaginary blood.

Still, with so many beautiful girls in Izu, being caught mid-outburst by a passing mom was hardly enough to crush his harem-building ambitions, right?

Wiping away nonexistent blood, Yuu lifted his head proudly, feigning a dismissive and carefree air.

"Yes, I understand, Mama. Goodbye, Mr. Pervert!"

The little girl didn't understand her mother's warning. She didn't even know what "pervert" meant.

She only thought the handsome boy, Miyazawa Yuu, seemed funny!

So even as her mother dragged her away, she stubbornly turned back to wave farewell to the "perverted big brother."

Little did she know, her seemingly harmless words struck again, landing a critical hit straight through Yuu's heart.

"Pff— a combo attack?!"

Stabbed by two blades named "pervert," both in the exact same spot, Miyazawa Yuu suffered double critical damage.

His stiff body completely shattered, invisible blood spilling all over the ground.

His legs could no longer support his weight. The boy who had crossed into this world, determined to build his own "fishpond" of girls in Japan, collapsed into dust in a corner where no one noticed.

"Ugh… Damn it! Why is this world so cruel?! Am I doomed to be mocked just for shouting out my dream?!"

[Of course not, Host! With the aid of the Strongest God of Fighting System, you will conquer Japan and stand at the pinnacle of the world!]

"Lies! Don't you know that beautiful girls all love artsy guys who play instruments?! Overtraining only attracts other men, don't you get that?!"

Slamming the ground in frustration, Miyazawa Yuu could only let silent tears roll down his cheeks, dripping into the girl-scented soil of Izu.

At the start! At the start, back in high school, he'd been popular!

Naturally, his path should have led to forming a massive harem, juggling countless girls, until inevitably running into the blood-soaked drama of jealousy and heartbreak, complete with a lake-side "hatchet ending."

But fate had other plans. Just as his harem dreams were soaring, the intrusive "God of Fighting System" forced upon him the bloodline of the Wu Clan.

In just half a month, his height shot up from 180 to 181 centimeters! (Any guy claiming 180 cm is probably rounding up, but 181? That's underreporting!)

And his lean teenage frame warped into a heavily muscled, V-shaped build. When he walked down the school hallway, no one else could fit beside him!

You can guess what happened next. Girls liked guys with light, toned abs. None wanted a super-muscled gorilla boyfriend. His harem crumbled in an instant.

"System! Forget about being the world's strongest! Just help me build my harem, okay? I'm begging you!"

[Acknowledged. This system is fully dedicated to fulfilling all of the Host's reasonable requests. Please use me with confidence!]

With the system's promise renewed, Miyazawa Yuu smiled in relief, finally shaking off the double damage inflicted by that mother and daughter duo.

That's right! This was a slice-of-life world overflowing with beautiful girls.

Though his high school harem dreams had collapsed, university life would be a brand new beginning!

It wasn't in vain that he had pestered his parents into sending him to this far-off paradise, away from Tokyo—no classmates to recognize him, no embarrassing stripping incidents in his history! A new life was at his fingertips!

Thinking this, Miyazawa Yuu suddenly felt a shadow fall over him.

Looking up, he saw her—like God creating Adam, a beautiful woman in a sunhat bathed in holy light, reaching out her hand.

"Hello. Why are you lying here all alone? Are you feeling unwell?"

"No, beautiful lady, it's just that this land has completely captivated me. Miyazawa Yuu—it's an honor to meet a lady such as yourself!"

Young and pretty! A bikini! And no suspicious child by her side! Miyazawa Yuu could already see his new beginning!

He shot to his feet at light speed, tightening the special system-issued jacket that sealed away his hulking muscles, and placed his hand over his chest to thank the goddess before him.

"I see… Thank you for the compliment. My name is Kotegawa Nanaka. If you need any help, please don't hesitate to ask."

A strange boy—that was Nanaka's first impression of Miyazawa Yuu.

But he wasn't leering at her, nor did he use the handshake to sneak in anything improper.

And he carried a suitcase, suggesting he was simply a shy traveler who had lost his way.

Judging him harmless, Kotegawa Nanaka smiled warmly, showing she was willing to lend a hand.

An angel!!!

To Miyazawa Yuu, Nanaka's radiance blazed even brighter than before. In comparison, his own lustful harem dreams felt unbearably filthy!

But was this the end? No way! Even angels had to be targets too!

His gaze firmed. Still, knowing it was unwise to rush, Yuu restrained his impulses.

"Yes, Nanaka-neesan. Actually, I'm a student here. A senpai invited me in the freshmen group to come check out a club, so I came straight from the train. Do you happen to know where Grand Blue is?"

Perfect plan!

On the surface calm, inside he secretly praised his flawless move.

Using a question for directions wouldn't seem abrupt, and it gave him a natural excuse to exchange LINE contacts. Later he could invite her out as thanks, and little by little, her favorability toward him would skyrocket!

As long as she wasn't a yandere, his path to confession and dates would be smooth, and his harem would gain a powerful new recruit!

"Eh? Grand Blue? That's my house. So you're the new student coming to visit the Pabbu club? Come with me!"

Covering her mouth in surprise, Kotegawa Nanaka recalled that Ryuujiro had mentioned a new freshman would be coming to Grand Blue today. She hadn't expected to bump into him by chance.

Well, since she had just finished swimming and was heading home to change anyway, bringing Yuu along would be no trouble.

"…Huh?"

Stunned for two seconds, Miyazawa Yuu found himself pulled forward by Nanaka, his mind spinning frantically.

This wasn't right! The story wasn't developing as he planned. Meeting the parents on the first encounter? Wasn't that way too fast?!

With no foundation of affection, if the angel's family disliked him, he'd be doomed before he even started!

But reality gave him no chance to resist. When he tried to pull his hand away, he realized her grip was shockingly strong. Without tearing his clothes, he couldn't break free!

"Impossible! She's just a girl…"

"What's wrong, Yuu-chan? Are you nervous about meeting people from online for the first time? Don't worry, Ryuujiro and the others are really nice!"

Sensing his struggle, Nanaka, knowing how much Ryuujiro craved new members, naturally wasn't about to let a freshman slip away.

Three brisk steps later, she dragged him to a grand-looking dive shop. Staring at the doors, Yuu suddenly felt hesitant—after all, this was "meeting the parents," and his current look wasn't exactly presentable.

"This is it! The Grand Blue dive shop. You go on in first, I'll head to the changing room to swap out my gear."

Gently pushing him toward the entrance with words of encouragement, Nanaka shook her wet hair and disappeared behind the changing room door.

Her long hair swept across the back of his neck, leaving his palm damp with the salty scent of the sea.

If he opened that door, would he get to swim—and even dive—together with Angel Nanaka? The thought was exhilarating!

Chiding himself for cowardice, Yuu clenched his fists. For the sake of the angel, how could he back down now?!

Meeting parents? A dive club? What was there to fear!

Lifting his head again, the fear in his eyes was gone, replaced by the confident smile of youth.

Placing both hands on the handle, he no longer hesitated. He pushed the door wide open—for behind it lay his brand-new world!

"WAAAAA!!!! OutSafe Rock-Paper-Scissors!!!"

The instant the door swung open, it was as if some ancient beast sealed away for a thousand years had been unleashed.

A torrent of black and red aura surged forth, mingling with the howls of overflowing testosterone, whipping up a gale so strong it blew Yuu's hair straight back.

His mind went blank. Inside, he saw a battlefield of men raising glasses, faces contorted in grotesque expressions, their bodies either fully or half-naked, tattoos blazing.

The light drained from Miyazawa Yuu's eyes.

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