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"With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility"

Marcus Chen was just your average 28-year-old comic shop employee with one very loud opinion: MCU Peter Parker was a travesty. Tony Stark's intern? Living in Iron Man's shadow? Never getting a break? Don't even get him started on the multiverse nonsense that erased everyone's memories. He wrote Reddit essays about it. Long ones. Then he got hit by a truck (classic) and woke up in Peter Parker's body, three days after Uncle Ben's funeral, with spider-powers, crippling guilt that isn't even his, and a very clear mission: Be the Spider-Man Peter deserved to be. Armed with decades of comic knowledge, Marcus sets out to do everything right. Actually quipping during fights (because that's what Spider-Man does, people). Building his own tech instead of waiting for a billionaire handout. Creating suits that would make the Spider-Verse jealous. Treating the Venom symbiote like the misunderstood bestie it actually is ("You're not evil, buddy, you just had bad PR"). And somehow becoming New York's most beloved—and eligible—superhero. There's just one problem. Women keep... happening to him? Black Cat won't stop breaking into his apartment "by accident." MJ thinks his awkwardness is "endearing." Gwen Stacy keeps finding excuses to study together. Felicia Hardy has started calling him "Spider" with a voice that should be illegal. And for some reason, Sue Storm—the Sue Storm, Invisible Woman, married-to-Reed-Richards Sue Storm—keeps showing up to "check on the structural integrity of his web fluid" with a look in her eyes that Marcus absolutely refuses to identify. "I'm just being friendly," Marcus insists, completely missing Black Cat literally sitting in his lap. "This is normal teammate stuff." (It is not normal teammate stuff.) Meanwhile, Marcus is too busy: Teaching himself to be creative with his powers (web-parachute, web-slingshot, web-taser, web-EVERYTHING) Keeping the Avengers at arm's length ("I appreciate the offer, Mr. Stark, but I'm a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man") Making sure certain spider-themed legacy characters never need to exist because he's not dying, thank you Giving Venom the therapy and validation it deserves Actually stopping crime instead of having emotional breakdowns every five minutes All while remaining completely oblivious to the fact that he's accidentally speedrunning the world record for "Most Superheroines Attracted to One Man." Featuring: A Spider-Man who actually QUIPS Creative power usage that would make comic writers jealous The Venom symbiote as a sassy but supportive partner ("We should kiss her." "VENOM NO." "Venom yes.") An MC who understands that being Spider-Man is about responsibility, not suffering No grimdark nonsense, just a guy trying his best Sue Storm showing up for reasons she refuses to explain to Reed A harem so obvious that literally everyone sees it except the protagonist Spider-Man being actually, genuinely awesome "Look, I just wanted to be a good Spider-Man. I didn't ask to be adopted by an alien goo creature or for the Invisible Woman to keep making excuses to touch my muscles. I'm just a guy from Queens trying to do the right thing." He's lying. He's not from Queens. But he's definitely doing the right thing. (The harem remains a mystery to him.) Tags: #Isekai #Crackfic #HaremButHesOblivious #SpiderManDoneRight #VenomDeservedBetter #SueStormWhy #QuipsForDays #NoAngstOnlyVibes #MCUSlander #ComicsSupremacy
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High School DxD: Return of the Crimson Dragon Emperor

They thought the Red Dragon Emperor was gone. They thought Kuoh was safe from his madness. They were wrong. Hyoudou Issei, the infamous perverted dragon of Kuoh Academy, vanished during a mysterious battle. Everyone thought he was dead lost to some unknown disaster. But Issei didn’t die. Oh no. He was thrown into another world. A brutal world of magic, monsters, demon lords… and plenty of busty heroines. There, he did what he does best. He survived. He trained. He grew stronger. Strong enough to fight gods, conquer kingdoms, and maybe even tame a Demon Lord’s daughter. (Totally not his fault… probably.) Now, after three insane years over there, Issei is back. But this isn’t the same high schooler who used to scream about boobs all day. This Issei has mastered new powers, sharpened his mind, and... okay, he still screams about boobs, but now he can destroy mountains while doing it. The devils, angels, and fallen of this world? They have no idea what’s about to hit them. Old friends don’t know whether to hug him, punch him, or run for their lives. And for those who ever doubted him… well, let’s just say Dress Break has leveled up too. A stronger, crazier, and hornier Red Dragon Emperor. A world on the brink of chaos. And a storm of comedy, romance, ecchi, and overpowered insanity is about to begin. Get ready, Kuoh. Issei’s back and he’s bringing the harem with him. Tag: High School DxD, Fanfiction, Harem, Ecchi, Action, Comedy, Isekai Return, Overpowered, Magic, Romance. ------------------------- If you’d like to support my work, check out my: patreon.com/Greyhounds
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