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Harry potter : I just want to slack off, but the Demon King wants me..

Hydrus Lestrange** is a transmigrator whose only ambition is to retire wealthy and lazy, far away from the coming wizarding war. Born with immense power, she spent eleven years channeling her magic away from her core to appear as a seemingly powerless **Squib**, planning to inherit the vast Lestrange fortune after the final conflict. Her retirement dream is shattered when the family servants, the Gray family, betray her and attempt murder to seize her inheritance. Forced to flee, Hydrus unleashes her true, terrifying potential: wielding lethal martial arts prowess and the unique ability to **mimic the magical constitutions of creatures she touches**. She embodies this power by transforming into a fire-breathing **Welsh Green Dragon-human hybrid**, initiating a brutal campaign of revenge against the Grays, earning her the shadow nickname, **"The Evil Dragon Hydrus"**. Seeking ultimate anonymity, Hydrus adopts the Muggle persona of **Audrey Astley** and, alongside her adopted brother Rick Astley, becomes a world-famous singing superstar whose magical voice captivates both worlds. Her perfect cover explodes five years later when her true power surfaces, resulting in an immediate Hogwarts acceptance letter at age sixteen. Now, she is trapped in the orbit of powerful forces: * **Dumbledore**, who sees her as a "kind and good child" capable of Ancient Magic. * The Ministry of Magic (led by Barty Crouch), who views her as a dangerous fugitive. * **Voldemort**, who recognizes her as his daughter and wants her back as his powerful weapon. Enrolled as a Fifth-Year Slytherin, Hydrus must study for her intensive O.W.L.s under her eccentric new private tutor, the notorious Dark Wizard **Gellert Grindelwald** (alias Gael Depp). **Can the reluctant dragon heir navigate Hogwarts, evade her powerful enemies, and still achieve her ultimate dream of a luxurious, lazy retirement?**
TaleCraft · 425.2k Views

Dandadan:Granny Hunt My Last Pride

A pathetic anime nerd gets isekai'd the old-fashioned way: splattered by Truck-kun mid-binge. Reborn in Kamigoe City's Kamikoshi High with memories intact and a trash-tier system called Echo Evolution — copy weak supernatural traits from whatever tries (and fails) to kill you. No god-mode. Just sarcasm from the interface roasting your every near-death screw-up. The world? Pure Dandadan madness: yokai that curse losers by yoinking their junk, aliens fixated on human "bananas," psychic grannies ready to exorcise you for existing, and high-schoolers punching cosmic horrors while hormones go nuclear. Your new life as transfer student Haruto? One long, morbid joke. Every power-up costs blood, balls, or dignity (copy Turbo Granny's speed after she almost turns you into roadkill... again). Ecchi disasters escalate to lethal (accidental grope during a yokai chase = instant regret + combat interruption). The system mocks your virgin status nonstop: "Last pride status: Hanging by a thread. Survive another day, loser." Romance simmers slow and awkward amid the gore—crushes born from shared trauma, interrupted confessions because Granny just showed up for round two. In a universe where puberty horror is literal and your "last pride" is public enemy #1, Haruto must mimic, adapt, laugh through the trauma... or become Kamigoe's next statistic in "mysterious genital vanishings." Will he evolve into a yokai-alien hybrid survivor? Or just Turbo Granny's favorite chew toy?
White_Ringer · 23.8k Views