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I Don't Want This Kind of System!!

Everly, a connoisseur of orphan-to-riches tropes, always assumed her origin story began with a dramatic abandonment at the orphanage gates. Turns out, her life was even more cliché than her favorite novels! She wasn't merely dumped; she was swapped—a long-lost heiress to a vast fortune. Just when she thought her life couldn't get any more tropey, a mysterious System materialized, offering her a chance at a "good ending." The catch? Its "abilities" ranged from the utterly bizarre to the downright mortifying, making Everly question if a happy ending was truly worth the existential cringe. *** System 006: [Host, please choose 1 of these 3 system abilities!] Everly: "They're all weird! Let me just pick random!" System 006: [Hehe... host, I forgot to say that each system will have consequences, so something will happen to you when you use it...] Everly: "!!!" Days later, having been reunited with her biological family and experimenting with the System's... unique function, the consequence were already glaringly apparent. Her beloved brother: "My little sister is precious, but I need therapy to keep up with her alien-like thinking." Handsome man 1: "She's a pervert! I'm scared she'll take my innocence..." Handsome man 2: "Every time she talks, I feel like killing her. Is that normal?" NOTE: Please disconnect all logical circuits before proceeding with this novel, as it's an absolute chaotic comedy where the MC, Everly, has several screws loose in her brain. Don't expect much normalcy here—sanity checked out long ago and never came back.
callciel_rin · 90.8k Views

Douluo: Writing a Diary, Turns Out I'm the I'm the Overpowered One!

Get completed english translated version on my patreon shop: Patreon.com/UIGOD After being transmigrated into the world of Douluo Dalu, Huo Yuhao discovers that writing in a diary each day makes him inexplicably stronger. With this mysterious ability, he sets a humble goal: stay low-key and steady—at least until he has enough power to challenge the Divine Realm. However, things don’t go as planned. The more he writes, the more bizarre the people around him become. The calm life he hoped for is soon disrupted by strange developments: — Zhang Lexuan, his senior sister, defects from Shrek Academy to teach at the Sun and Moon Imperial Soul Engineer Academy, just to stay close to him. — The Ice Empress and Snow Empress battle for the right to become his second spirit. — The Silver Dragon King awakens far ahead of schedule, bringing a divine beast and chaos in her wake. With all eyes turning toward him, Huo Yuhao begins to question: Are they acting strange... or am I? Wang Dong’er: “Dong’er is Dong’er! I’m not some Little Seven! Tang San, this sword is called Frostmourne—Yuhao made it just for me! Snow Empress: “Compared to that loli Ice Empress, obviously I’m the better fit to be your second spirit!” Gu Yuena: “Human, I remember it clearly—you said you liked girls with white hair!” Armed with his diary system and tangled up with goddesses, spirit beasts, and a fate-bending path, Huo Yuhao embarks on a journey to shake the heavens—and maybe lose his mind in the process. Complete PDF of this fan-fic on my Patreon shop if you want to support and own the full fan-fic in one go. Just grab the PDF and binge the entire story from start to finish! patreon .com/UIGOD
UIGOD · 1.3m Views