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Naruto: Oh, I'm quite sane

A scientist, beaten a cold from escaping the government could only die silently in a small alley. His final words? Why didn't they just offer more money??? His consciousness was then pulled and lured to another world by an entity called the 'assistant', into the body of Naruto. The assistant gives out missions he need to complete, but lacks one vital information about this new Naruto...he HATES being told what to do, so while he is given missions, he plots to remove this so called assistant from his mind. Now, follow this chaotic and mischievous boy as he wrecks havoc across the elemental nations! He loves explosions, and he loves research, but most of all, he's an absolute menace to his enemies! ------------------ Notes: He has watched Naruto, but he remembers almost nothing, so basically, all he knows is names of characters, possibly even forgetting their appearances. Will not affect plot!!!! For those who dislike system type novels, good for you, he does have a system, BUT, it will be gone very early on. If you want to know when? Uh, wait Also, I will DEFINITELY change some plot, for example, NPC A who dies in Naruto will probably be alive in my series, won't say who lives n who dies, but yh, there will def be changes Lastly, this is generally comedy, I will do my best to follow the general plot of the original story, and NO, this isn't a complete takeover, this is a fusion of minds between Naruto and the scientist, so even if one side is more dominant, it is more like living two different lives in this case P.S, it starts off as a ROB(cause im a terrible person), promise that it vanishes quickly, got reminded by a comment so wanted to drop this here as a quick warning, as stated before, the system will be gone early + No, Naruto won't end up with Sasuke/another guy, I tend to lean into comedy that revolves around these types of humour, so if anyone is not comfortable with these things, it might not be for you, even if those jokes aren't spoken often. Either way, enjoy~
Error_Artz · 226.4k Views

Naruto Grievance Template System

What if Madara at his peak couldn’t just blow up an entire country but an entire planet? What if Madara was as powerful as Shibai the Otsutsuki God? Haruto Hayashi, an ordinary child from our world, unfortunately transmigrated into the body of a young Haruto in the Shinobi world, an orphan and also a student at the shinobi academy who had zero talent for the way of the ninja unable to even knead a minuscule amount of chakra in his body. Afraid of the woes of the shinobi world, and afraid of Danzo capturing him if he shows even a modicum of talent, Haruto joins the I.T department as a civilian staff in the work force, working as a data logger by day even though he has a powerful template system with several powerful characters backing him up from various worlds like Megumin from Konosuba, Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist, Unohana Retsu from Bleach and Ryomen Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen. As Haruto faces the horrors of the shinobi world through his data logging job, he suddenly awakens a connection to the mysterious Dark God who provides him with the one thing he lacks, talent. Now unafraid of being stomped back into the board as a wild nail before he even shines, Haruto moonlights and raises terror in the Shinobi world through a different identity, Ultra fighter, inventing so many wild jutsu that Madara is forced to admit that Haruto is the strongest. “You have a Rinnegan? I have Domain Expansion Palm Of The Dark God.” “You have a Susanoo? I have the Dark God’s Descent.” “Come here now Madara…. you’ve been a bad boy… I must spank you until you admit that the Dark God is your father.” Along the way since everyone is hugging Haruto’s thighs he carries the Shinobi world along with him sending it into a new age of progress. ==xXx== "I Madara, declare you the strongest!" Uchiha Madara. "I! Ultra Fighter! Say, Stand proud you are strong!" Ultra Fighter. 'Stfu you brat!!! That's my line! And why are you proclaiming an explosive tag to be the strongest!!!!!' Ryomen Sukuna. 'EXPLOSION!!!!' Megumin. 'What is wrong with you you crazy delusional little brat!!! Stop exploding me every time I insult explosive tags!!!!!' Ryomen Sukuna. ... "He is a spy for every village other than Konoha!" - Tobirama "Murder everyone in Konoha!!! Kill those old F&CKE#S!! Ultra Fighter gooo!!!!!" - Kushina "Why is Kakashi reading that in public!!! Oh the Hatake family lineage is doomed. At least play doom instead of reading that shit!!!!" Sakumo Hatake "My brother is still alive!? And he wishes to end this cursed village established by the Senju!!! Good job brother!! I knew you'd do the right thing and erase all those senju!! What!? Your disciple killed all the Uchiha!? Ultra Fighter kill him!!!!! Bring the fist of justice down on his face and explode it beyond recognition!!!" - Izuna "Haruto is a good boy...I wish to meet the Dark Lord he so devoutly prays to everyday though he must be very powerful." - Hashirama 'Psst...Mito....give me my money now, I want to go buy some stuff for Tsunade.' "Haruto is a boy who has well developed goals and emotions. His ideas are ingenious and he has advanced the Shinobi world by a few decades if not centuries by himself. Above all he is Ultra Fighter and I respect Ultra Fighter very much." - Mito 'Hashi....Tsuna is not here.....don't tell me you're going to gamble away those points to earn Madara's clothes from Izuna...again' ... "And with this treasure, I summon- Madara Uchiha." - Obito "Oh shit!!! The fight's getting good!!! I want to see who'll win between Madara and Ultra Fighter!!" - All Hokage (Except Tobirama) ... "Hahah~ Daddy Mahoraga!!" 'Stfu you brat!!! I didn't look like that when I summoned it!!!' .... Cover Image was generated using AI. Also cross posted on Royal Road.
Hooin_Kyoma · 101.3k Views

Transmigrated To A Beastworld As The Lazy Wife Of The Fox Lord

Things like transmigration were impossible until you became a victim! This was what happened to Sienna Mills, a competitive eater who died while livestreaming herself eating chicken feet! And when she opened her eyes, she was Sienna Miller, the notorious horny, lazy and fat wife of Fox Lord Elias Veythar, leader of the fox clan in an interstellar beast world! She was also an uncaring mother for their two pups. Even worse than her reputation, she had no mental or physical strength in a world where someone was supposed to have one of the two. She was a waste of air and space! Everyone was whispering about her looming divorce which would naturally lead to a miserable ending. In every novel she had read, a character like her was always abandoned, crippled or left to die alone as a beggar. She had arrived on the very day the divorce papers were served. But unlike the original Sienna, this one had a secret. A pet taming system that she could use to pass off as a mental ability. However, the system had other plans. It bound Elias Veythar as her pet, complete with loyalty protocols, obedience triggers and a collar! But how was she supposed to tame the beast man feared across the realm for his ruthless power and icy charm? Step 1-Rip up the divorce papers and turn the Fox Lord into a doting husband. When she said 'sit' he walked out of the house. When she said 'roll' his bodyguards put her in a rug and rolled her out of the house. Determined to save her life and change the dramatic ending in her mind, she eyed the pups. Step 2- Teach the pups first and the father will follow. Once again, she was put in a rug and rolled out. Step 3-Teach the in-laws, the pups would pick up and the father would fall in line. Water was splashed in her face, then she was rolled out in a rug! Step 4-Take no bullshit, kick ass and dominate! Then everyone would fall in line.
1cutecat · 207.4k Views

Heroine-Saving System: Reborn In A Third-Rate Manga As The Protagonist

“So I’m the one who has to do the work of the Protagonist in this life?” ... Mateo Estes was never supposed to be anything special. He was an orphan abandoned by his shelter at seventeen, and a young man who floated between one miserable job to the next, he had learned very early that life would not hand him miracles. Stability came only after years of grinding, after sharing rooms with strangers, after budgeting every cent until he could finally afford a cramped one-bedroom apartment. His biggest achievement was not glamorous, but it was his: a career as one of FaceLive’s most ruthless anime and manga reviewers, a voice that could destroy or crown a series with a single stream. By the time he turned twenty, Mateo had built a loyal following through a single, brutal principle: honesty. If a story was trash, he said it. If a heroine was written like a cardboard prop, he mocked it. If the worldbuilding fell apart, he tore it limb from limb. His latest target was a manga with a famously long title…「Ore wa shujinkō dakara, mochiron utsukushii hiroin-tachi o sukuu!」, a series recommended endlessly by viewers who insisted he would love the setting. And he did… at first. The Crest power system had potential, the academy concept was refreshing, and the political tension of the Great Clans gave it weight. But everything collapsed under horrendous execution: heroines who fell in love because the protagonist breathed near them, plot armor thicker than steel, and a President’s daughter powerful enough to defeat an A-rank monster getting kidnapped by a C-rank rookie. It was, in Mateo’s words, peak stupidity. He rated it a 3/10 on stream, roasted it for several minutes, and logged off feeling lighter than he had all week. Even a $10,000 donation couldn’t compare to the satisfaction of honest critique. He slept peacefully that night, unaware that the universe had taken his rant personally. When Mateo awoke, nothing was familiar. His apartment layout had shifted, the cheap furniture replaced, and when he reached the bathroom mirror, a stranger stared back… a six-foot blond hunk with defined muscles, sharp features, and the exact face of the protagonist. If that wasn’t bad enough, he got his System shortly after 「Role Assigned: Protagonist」 「Mission: Save the Heroines」 「Failure: Erasure」 He was cooked…
Izana07 · 1.1m Views