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I Just Wanted A Soft Life, Not A Demon Husband

Death by overwork? Check. Isekai’d into a glittery kingdom called Aelthryndivoryssalindria, yes, that's the name but I call it Aelthryn, because who has time for that? Double check. All I wanted was a soft life filled with pastries, naps, and no husband. But five years into my new life as Princess Elyndravyssorathielindria Sylvarindelthys—Elyn, please, God knows why the names are so difficult to pronounce—my father demands I marry. But explain to me why all the potential suitors look like they were picked up from the fucking gutter? I kid you not. one of them literally suggested teaching me to ride a horse and guess who found out he could not ride one at all and at the end of the day cried begging for his mother...me. And that's just one. There's also the fact that I don't want to even get married. So in a panic, after scaring my suitors away, I tell my father I'm in love with Zorathys Vaelkyrion. What I didn't plan for was the fact that Zorathys is real, he’s at our annual ball, and he’s calling me his lover to settle Dad’s debts. Now I’m stuck in the Underworld, managing Hell’s paperwork, babysitting demon nobles, and dodging a giant snake with a sweet tooth. Oh, and Zor? A lazy, body-pillow-hugging tease who makes my heart race. Worse, every escape portal dumps me in his bedroom, and he’s not so bad. But when I stumble into a plot to overthrow him, my soft-life dreams might cost me everything—unless I fight for the husband I never wanted. Send help please, I just wanted a soft life and not a demon husband.. --------------------- "...you can't marry my daughter," my father said to the demon king and I nodded. "...she...she's gay. Yes," he said with a nod like that was the most reasonable explanation ever. "She's into girls." I was shocked and stared at him then back at the demon king who paused. Maybe this could work after all. I nodded too, supporting my father's words. The demon king smiled then. "What good taste you have, there's a reason why we belong to each other after all. I'm into women too." What?
Kaguya01 · 232.2k Views

Naruto: My Brother Fugaku, I'm Marrying Mikoto

The annihilation of the Uchiha clan is a statistical impossibility. Let the record show that I, Uchiha Tokichi—a man of impeccable honor and irreproachable character—will gladly concede defeat the day Itachi Uchiha locates the mythical Fountain of Rebirth. Until then, we cast aside the tragic martyrdom of the past. There is no need for somber whispers of "Mikoto, do not look back." Instead, Mikoto turns to me, a blush warming her cheeks, to pose a delightfully absurd tactical query: "Do you think it would appear gaudy if I mounted a Railgun onto my Susanoo?" The late Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, once astutely observed the shifting dynamics of our lineage: "While other Uchiha awaken the Mangekyou Sharingan in their eyes, Fugaku managed to awaken his entirely in his mouth." It is a sentiment echoed with profound sincerity by Shinnosuke Nohara, brother to the late Rin, who openly declares, "The leader I revere above all others is Lord Fugaku. It was he who imparted the ultimate universal truth upon me: what goes around, comes around." Through this chaotic subversion of destiny, Fugaku—the younger brother once fated for an untimely demise—instead inherited a bizarrely prestigious tapestry of grand titles: The Ninja World’s Demonic Eye Konoha’s Supreme Hokage The True Uchiha Dance King The Divine Architect of Birth Control Driven by aggressive, state-sponsored reproductive incentives, Fugaku single-handedly engineered a demographic explosion within the clan. The Uchiha compounds are now overrun by a hyper-prolific new generation. Even the toddlers in the local kindergarten unlock their Sharingan with casual ease, their voices echoing through the streets in unison: "No one understands the true essence of the Will of Fire better than us."
be_kind_to_people · 120k Views

DxD: Yokai King

Reborn in the world of High School DxD… was that supposed to be a joke? Because I wasn’t laughing. Still, it’s not the worst place to end up—if you stay away from the supernatural, that is. Except fate wasn’t about to let me sit on the sidelines. When I woke up, I didn’t just get reincarnated as some random guy. No, I looked exactly like Nate Adams from Yo-kai Watch… complete with the watch. At first, I thought it was some kind of bizarre prank universe. But the Yokai didn’t see it that way. To them, I wasn’t just some kid with a fancy watch—I was their prophesied King, the one destined to restore their pride and lead them out of the shadows. Great. Another “Chosen One” gig I never signed up for. The Yokai treat me like royalty, Yasaka’s staring at me like I’m the moon itself, and the prophecy says I’ll fix everything that went wrong with their world. And honestly? I can’t just ignore it. Like many DxD fans, I hated how the Yokai faction got shoved to the side. Guess what, Devils, Angels, and Fallen—you won’t be able to ignore us anymore. With a harem of powerful Yokai girls (and maybe a goddess or two), I’ll carve out a future where my people won’t be treated like pawns or second-class citizens. And when I eventually cross paths with Issei Hyoudou, I’m not going to hate him. No, I’ll sit down with him and talk about what it’s like to actually handle a harem. Because unlike half the fandom who whine about him being a pervert, I get it. This is my story. This is the rise of the Yokai King. ----- MC: Nate Ship: Nate X Harem (because it's DXD No-NTR (No of the girls in Issei Harem is gonna be in Nate Harem) DxD X Yo-kai Watch
The_Ninja_king9138 · 859.9k Views