Evil Business Empire
"If you steal a dollar, you are a thief. If you steal a country, you are a King. If you steal the world... you are Me."
Guo Yi is a good man.
He is a philanthropist, an educator, and a pioneer of industry. He died in 2025, heartbroken by a cold, regulated world that didn't appreciate his "creative solutions." Now, reborn in 1990s Shenzhen, he finally has the chance to spread his kindness.
While other regressors selfishly hoard Bitcoin or steal songs, Guo Yi dedicates himself to solving society's problems.
Is there a shortage of premium alcohol? Guo Yi steps up. He provides the wealthy elites with a proprietary blend of "Imperial Stag Essence." Sure, it contains industrial ethanol, urea, and a hint of insecticide, but looking at how eagerly they drink it... surely it must be delicious? He is simply quenching their thirst.
Is the housing market too expensive? Guo Yi offers affordable homes. By mixing "organic recycled materials" (industrial waste) into the concrete, he lowers costs! If the buildings occasionally collapse, it’s merely a lesson in the impermanence of life.
Are the elderly cold at night? Guo Yi sells them "Longevity Mattresses" made from mining slag. The slight radiation provides a natural, eternal warmth. He is bringing sunshine into their twilight years.
And above all, Guo Yi is a true gentleman who respects women.
He is a staunch advocate for Gender Equality. He refuses to treat women as "vases" to be protected. Instead, he offers them the same opportunities as men: The opportunity to be scammed. The opportunity to be bankrupt. The opportunity to be mentally broken and rebuilt into useful assets.
To his family, he is a harmless student. To the public, he is a savior. To the economy, he is a cure that is slightly more fatal than the disease.
"I don't ruin lives. I simply optimize them."
Join Guo Yi on his heartwarming journey to build a global empire, one misunderstood "charitable act" at a time.