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I Was Reincarnated as a Dungeon, So What? I Just Want to Take a Nap.

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So, I died. Face-planted on my keyboard after a 72-hour coding marathon. Very heroic. My one dying wish? To finally get some sleep. But the twist is : I got isekai'd. But I wasn't reborn as a legendary hero with a harem and a cheat skill. Nope. I'm a rock. A Dungeon Core, to be exact. My new job description is simple: create a terrifying labyrinth, murder heroes, and generally be a menace to society. Yeah, hard pass. That sounds like way too much paperwork. My new life goal is achieving a perfect 100-year nap. Luckily, I found a bug in the System—or maybe it's a feature? My unique "Slumber System" gives me way more XP (they call it Dungeon Points here) when adventurers take a nap than when I, you know, kill them. My assigned fairy guide, FaeLina, is having a non-stop panic attack about this. Apparently, "aggressive coziness" isn't covered in the Dungeon for Dummies handbook. So, I leaned into it. I started building the world's first 5-star dungeon resort, complete with fluffy moss beds that feel like clouds, a tea shop run by a friendly slime waiter, and pillows that hug you back. The place went viral. Knights come for the naps, mages for the therapeutic tea, and bards for the sweet, sweet content. The problem? My five-star reviews are tanking the property values of the 'Blood Pit' dungeon next door. I'm being forced into official Dungeon Tournaments where my ultimate weapon is a lavender-scented fog machine. And the stuffy bigwigs on the Fairy Council are starting to think my little "peaceful revolution" is a threat to their entire "kill-stuff-for-profit" business model. But the more I build, the more I realize this isn't just me being lazy. I'm uncovering an ancient, world-changing secret about why dungeons really exist, and it's a truth the gods themselves tried to bury. My name is Mochi, and my quest is to level up from a sleepy rock to the God of Dreams. My final boss isn't some dragon or demon lord. It's the original God of Combat himself. And I'm going to challenge him to a Nap Off for the fate of all reality. Who knew the path to ultimate power was this comfy? Here is the release schedule. Monday to Saturday: * 2 Chapters Daily! Sunday (Weekend): * WEEKEND BONUS! 3 Chapters Daily! * You'll get the two regular chapters plus one extra bonus chapter on Sunday! P.S: Read The Author Note For More Fun.
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: Dying is a Great Excuse for a Nap.

The last thing I saw was my computer screen.

A loading bar was stuck at 99%. It hadn't moved for three whole minutes, and I was starting to lose my mind.

My heart was beating like crazy. "Come on, come on…" I whispered.

I was an indie game developer, which is just a fancy way of saying I did everything myself. I was making a relaxing farming game called 'Hearthwood Homestead'. It was funny, because my own life was the opposite of relaxing. I hadn't slept for more than four hours at a time in a month. I lived on instant noodles and coffee.

My small apartment was a complete mess.

There were empty coffee mugs and energy drink cans everywhere, standing next to old pizza boxes. Even my small plant, who I named Bartholomew, had died a few weeks ago. He probably got tired of watching me work myself to death.

Honestly, I felt like I was next.

Suddenly, I got really dizzy, and the room started to spin. My vision went blurry.

'I just need to finish this one last thing', I thought. My fingers were shaking over the keyboard. Just finish the game, and then I can sleep. For a week.

The idea of a nap was the most wonderful thing I could imagine. It was better than any magic sword I could ever put in a game. It was the final goal, and I was so close to reaching it.

The loading bar on the screen flickered, and then, finally, it hit 100%.

[Compile Complete]

A small, tired smile formed on my face. "I did it," I said to the empty room.

And then, everything went black.

It wasn't a scary darkness. It was soft and gentle, like sinking into a very comfortable bed. My head fell forward and rested on my keyboard. My last thought wasn't anything deep or special.

I just thought, with a feeling of pure relief: Finally. Nap time.

But, suddenly I wake up, waking up wasn't the right way to describe it. I just became… aware.

There was no body, no pain, no feeling of being tired. There was just a quiet, peaceful darkness. It was the perfect nap, and it felt like it lasted forever. I had reached my life's goal.

But of course, something had to ruin it.

Ding!

The sound was like a notification on a phone. It was loud in the silence. A screen made of light appeared in front of me.

[System Starting... Please Wait.]

[Checking Soul... Complete!]

[Reason for death: Overwork. Died while making a relaxing game. How ironic!]

[You get an 'A+' for effort, but an 'F' for how you died. Couldn't you have found a cooler way to go?]

'Hey! Finishing my work is a cool way to die!' I thought. I didn't have a mouth, but I still felt annoyed.

[Scanning soul to see what you want most...]

[#1 Thing you want: Sleep.]

[#2 Thing you want: Snacks.]

[#3 Thing you want: More sleep.]

[Okay, you're super lazy but also creative.

Found the perfect new job for you!]

[Welcome, to the Dungeon System!]

[You are now a Dungeon Core!]

The peaceful darkness around me suddenly changed. It felt like my soul was being squeezed and pushed into a new, solid shape.

The feeling of floating was gone. Now, I felt heavy. When the feeling stopped, my mind was locked into a single spot.

I was a rock.

A very smooth, shiny black rock, like a bowling ball. I could feel a warm energy humming inside me, glowing with a soft purple light. I was in the middle of a small, dark cave made of dirt and stone.

And a new screen with more details popped up.

Dungeon Name: ???

Core Name: ???

Level: 1

Dungeon Points (DP): 10

Mood: Very sleepy.

I looked at the "Mood" line. This new life really understood me.

Being a rock seemed like the best job ever. No work. No stress. The floor was even pretty comfortable. I could finally get some serious napping done.

But just as I was getting comfortable, a bright pink light suddenly exploded next to me with a loud

POP!

And my perfect, sleepy peace was gone.