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The Laughing Void Sovereign

In the humble Fragrant Rice Village, where the sacred grain is bowed to before every meal, there lives a legend of lazi-ness. His name is Wei Xiao’ou, and he’s won the annual Lazy Immortal Festival twelve years running. To his clan, he’s the outer disciple who naps in the spirit fields and owes everyone spirit stones. To passing heavenly geniuses, he’s a baffling, infuriating mortal who somehow causes them to trip into manure or find him asleep in their sacred bathtubs—entirely by accident. But the joke is on the heavens themselves. Wei Xiao’ou is a reincarnator who, as a child, asked a Forbidden Question and received an Answer. Now, chosen by the Heaven-Sundering Genesis Lance (which he carries as a patched-up, rusty umbrella), he is the most terrifying kind of genius: the kind who plans three hundred steps ahead while snoring. His public face is one of charming incompetence and absurd luck, a shield to hide a depth of power and foresight that would make ancient monsters tremble. This is the epic tale of his longest, most elaborate nap. It’s a journey that begins with saving a spirit chicken (who is decidedly not a future Phoenix Emperor) and escalates into scamming a Demon Princess's dowry, surfing tribulation lightning on a sky-whale, and accidentally founding an underground comedy club in the heart of the Demon Realm. With a cast of unforgettable companions—a foodie alchemist inventing spirit cola, a sword nerd who believes feelings are a form of blade, and a tsundere ice beauty who can’t seem to keep him out of her bathing pool—Xiao’ou will navigate petty rivalries that bloom into epic bromances and sect politics that ignite continent-spanning wars. All while desperately, passionately trying to avoid any and all paperwork. "The Laughing Void Sovereign" is a slow-burn, laugh-out-loud comedy that never loses its heart. It’s a story about the bonds of family, the sacredness of a good meal, and the revolutionary idea that maybe, just maybe, the ultimate power isn't about being the most ruthless, but about being clever enough to appear lazy while the universe does your work for you. It's a world to get lost in, where every character has a story, every prop has a secret, and every laugh hides a deeper truth. By the final chapter, you’ll believe in the profound power of a well-timed sneeze and a perfectly taken nap.
Cat_Chaser · 1.3k Views

BTTH: Rebirth of the Flame Emperor Xiao Yan

18+ Content Warning: This story contains exclusive adult chapters that are only available here. These chapters will not be found on any free or public platform....... What if Xiao Yan were reborn with the memories of the Domination Realm? What kind of life would unfold for him this time? Yao Lao: “Did you really create this Foundation-Building Divine Liquid? Even my Bone Spirit Cold Fire obeys you… And don’t call me ‘Teacher’—you are my teacher!” Hai Bodong: “Queen Medusa is extremely powerful, you must not… wait, she’s carrying your child?” Nalan Yanran: “Xiao Yan, our three-year agreement is over. But… Teacher, why are you calling him your husband?” Gu Yuan: “What are you saying? It is truly a blessing from our ancestors that our ancient clan has such a virtuous son-in-law!” Xiao Yan: “It’s simple. I will become the Supreme of Heaven.” Looking back on Emperor Yan’s previous life, it was filled with trials, struggles, and triumphs. Yet, there was one lingering regret.....he never gave them a home. When he broke through to the realm above the Master, Xiao Yan split into thousands of incarnations and returned to the past. This time, he only had one goal: to live again and give them a warm, loving home. .......... If the original author has any issues, feel free to reach out to me. .............. Read Advance Chapter And If You support me Join patreon.com/HeavenlyYinYang
AzureFlameMaster · 110.2k Views

Levelling Up, I Became The strongest Dragon Elementalist

You live in the United States? Imagine if blue mana rain fell and dragons descended from the sky, lifeless, straight into your city or at your doorstep? Tell me what's gonna be the outcome? Lemme guess; mana fuses into everything, including life forms and the non-living and plants will be like, "I will kill everything", or even four-legged mammalian animals fused with mana begin to grow wings. It's gonna be a damn chaos with a bunch of weird stuff everywhere, I've been there and guess what? I saw a monkey with three asses. Hilarious right? But to me it was terrifying, like, what does a monkey need three damn ass for? But what if this all Mana situation was controlled? What would the results be? Evolution right. Yeah, humans are way too smart to let such an opportunity pass them by, but the same Homo sapiens were devious and selfish; they want all the good things to themselves. In this world, I am Jayden Logan, rejected by my father because I didn't get a great SAT score, but don't worry, I'm a genius. My SATs were low because of these devious humans, you can call them the weapon fashioned against me, but don't worry, I conquered. Eventually, I break through the tough bars of this world of beast taming and gain a beast with potential greater than anyone else's, and I even found true love. But my biggest rival was a scientific organisation, MAGEO and the man in charge? Guess who it was? The United States governor, body and soul. Swears, I was damn fascinated when I realised. They were sure planning something big with those dragons, I wasn't certain of it, but I knew it wasn't good. I don't really know how my story is gonna end, but one thing is certain, I'm gonna cultivate my beast and kick some ass.
Prezzy_stars · 37.7k Views

The Top Omega Hunter Wants a Quiet Life [BL]

“You motherfucker… don’t come back to this shop again… or else…” Customers flinched at the loud noise. The next second, someone was thrown out of the shop by the delicate but handsome-looking omega shopkeeper. The alpha hunters flinched as they watched the omega shopkeeper move back after throwing an alpha out all on his own, and they all thought the same thing—do not anger the shopkeeper and do not go after him. After all, to these low-level alpha hunters, the omega civilian shopkeeper was a celebrity. However, what these hunters did not know was the secret the omega shopkeeper hid. Not only was he a hunter, but also part of the first-generation hunters who went after the world’s first and last L-class gate, and perished. But Kyle somehow survived. And not only did he survive, but he also found himself returning 10 years after he entered the L-class gate as a dead man walking. With no money and no identity to call his own, Kyle decided to start fresh from the bottom and live a civilian life he was not able to last time. He almost succeeded, if not for the new customers of his that were trying to uncover his identity. The world had changed from the once-bleak one where hunters were feared, to one where hunters were revered as celebrities, but Kyle had no intention of stepping into the limelight. Now, if only others got the message, he would appreciate it as well. After all, he had no intention of mingling with the world of top hunters again, even if the pull tried to bring him back.
Holy_mackrel · 162k Views