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I Shall Pervert the Heavens

Synopsis: Zachary "Zach" Walters is the ultimate nerd: 22 years old, perpetually unemployed, and perfectly content to spend his days locked in his room, devouring fantasy novels. Living off rent from a shop his late parents left him, Zach believes the world outside is overrated, especially when he has his trusty laptop and an endless supply of energy drinks. But after spending weeks reading Chronicles of the Archmage: Arkanis Ascends, Zach hits his limit. The novel's ending was shit, the power of friendship nonsense pushes him into a full-blown rant. He tears into the author with an unhinged, scathing comment in the forums, mocking the novel, the villain's pathetic defeat, and even the author's "beady eyes" for writing something so cringe-worthy even saying he who isn't a author can write better. "You think you're better than me as an author? Better than my protagonist? Let's see how you fare in my world." Suddenly such text appeared. Before he can reply, Zach is yanked into the very fantasy universe he mocked, Zach quickly realizes that fighting villains or becoming a hero is overrated. Instead, he decides to focus on the finer things in life: building a perverted waifus harem and indulging in every smutty fantasy he’s ever dreamed of. But in a world of cunning regressors, overpowered plot armour characters, arch mages and scheming nobles, Zach's carefree antics might just land him in hot water or worse, dead. Can this trash-talking keyboard warrior survive his own delusions, or will he end up as another failed side character in someone else’s story?
immortality_dao · 1.6k Views

HP: What, You've Never Seen a Symbiote at Hogwarts?

[Male Protagonist] [Venom] [Symbiote Family] [Ghost Rider] [Suspended Ring] [AllSpark] [Death Note] [Slice of Life] [Monogamy] [Peaky Blinders Character Setting—No Canon Plot] Standing before you are: The Minister for Magic of Britain, Hermione Granger. Chief Manager of the Gringotts Main Branch, Gemma Farley. President of the International Confederation of Wizards, Theodore Shelby. High Priest of Egyptian Funerary Rites, Ramos Timayat. Chairman of the Sacred Twenty-Eight Council, Draco Malfoy. Head of the International Auror Office, Neville Longbottom. Secret supporters of the Shelby family: Gellert Grindelwald and Tom Riddle. They are refined, selfish, arrogant, and narcissistic. They are cunning actors, masters of manipulation in the game of power, wealth, and fame. They control elections, play both sides, and rule the world from the shadows. They are Slytherins. They are the Shelby inner circle. They are the true rulers of this world. They pledge loyalty to violence, dictatorship, madness, and glory— To the Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, Tiger Shelby! BANG! “I declare you—guilty!” Criminal: Bloody hell, you haven’t even held a trial yet!!! Tiger: Is it really necessary? Ps: Kids grow up, and so do gangsters in suits. Early chapters: pure gangster style; later: gangsters in suits. Full-on mafia vibes, explicit language directly translated into English—thanks for your support! Also known as: “The Proud Godfather and His Sweetheart’s Hogwarts Chronicles”
YueQiu · 19.1k Views

Uchiha Haruki in One Piece

** Uchiha Haruki crosses over to the One Piece world after the Uchiha massacre wanting revenge on Itachi. ** To do that, he must become strong enough to awaken his Mangekyō and Kill Itachi. ** But before that, please Kami help him, can this idiot Luffy shut his mouth just for a few minutes about him becoming a Pirate King. ** Can someone tell him where is this place called the Goa Kingdom? ** and What the hell is a Sea King? and why is it so Big! First twenty something chapters will be in Konoha. --> after that Crossover to One Piece World. [~Original Story~] [~Idea Still in Infancy, Lets see how this goes.~] --------------******************----------------- So here's my personal view for my fanfic [Becoz my own review gets removed every time i try to post]. Yosh! My Friends, If you’re into Naruto and One Piece *and* love a well-written, character-driven crossover with emotional depth and just the right amount of slow-burn romance (yes, it's a harem)—this one’s for you! [I am thinking of *smut* later after fleshing out the characters.] We follow **Uchiha Haruki**, an OC who’s got no Sharingan (at first ) but all the heart, brains, and banter you could want. He’s stuck in a tense Konoha, just days before the Uchiha Massacre, protecting his little sister Izumi and navigating clan politics [Though he is not strong enough to make a difference in the clan], betrayal, and legacy. The early chapters hit hard with **family feels**, but then it **smoothly transitions** into interactions with Kunoichi like **Kurenai, Anko, Yuugao**, and more—each with their own charm and chemistry with Haruki. ==> What I love writing about this fanfic: * Haruki is *not* your typical edgy Uchiha—he’s mature, witty, and quietly badass. [Should I try making him Edgy....] * Kunoichi, One Piece Ladies interactions are Very Good, but also layered, romantic and emotional—not just surface-level. [I'm trying my best!] * The worldbuilding respects both Naruto and One Piece elements, and the **build-up is real.** * You feel the tension leading up to the Massacre and root for Haruki the whole way. * Oh—and **yes, there's harem**, but it’s earned and emotional, not cheap fanservice [But you can expect those too!]. **My OC will have 60-70 resemblance to Uchiha Madara. That's why it is in the cover pic. Perfect for some readers who enjoy deep character arcs, emotional growth, banter, and ships with *actual development*. Trust me, if you start reading, you’ll definitely *care* about Haruki.
Snake_Empress · 26.5k Views

A Detective and a Middle School Student Work Together to Defeat Lupin

Arez Redzel, a middle school student known for his laziness, secretly possesses a hidden talent for solving mysteries with his sharp intellect. One afternoon, on his way home from school, he inadvertently crossed paths with a female detective named Rose Claret. Unexpectedly, Rose suddenly asked for Arez's help in finding a house key. Arez, initially reluctant, was abruptly drawn into the situation when three members of the Lupin gang unexpectedly snatched his backpack. Forced by circumstances, Arez had no choice but to collaborate with Rose to retrieve his bag. The Lupin gang informed them that Arez's bag was in an old warehouse. This revelation left both Arez and Rose bewildered about the true motive behind the Lupin gang's actions. However, upon arriving at the location, they were confronted not by the gang, but by a series of deadly riddles that they had to solve. Could they solve these intricate riddles? How would they find the solutions to each challenging obstacle in their path? These questions naturally arise. Yet, their success in unraveling the puzzles was far from the end of their ordeal. Rose persistently urged Arez to join her as a detective, ceaselessly involving him in her ongoing struggles with the Lupin gang. Without realizing it, Arez found himself swept away by the current, slowly beginning to embrace his role as a detective. What further twists await their story? What other riddles will they face, and how will Arez and Rose manage to solve them?
AzureKnowledge · 10.1k Views