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(27/1/2026) Author note: ​[WARNING: EXTREME SLOW BURN / DEEP WORLD-BUILDING] This isn't your typical instant-op story. It’s a journey of a man building a legend from scratch. If you prefer high-stakes engineering and real character growth over mindless, face-slapping... Synopsis: For ten years, Lawson was the undisputed God of the mobile game "Armor Link". In the virtual world, he saved galaxies; in reality, he was a "loser" working a dead-end mall job, mocked for his "childish" obsession. ​Then, the servers crashed. Forever. ​But the nightmare was just beginning. The "Shadow-Mimics" from the game began devouring reality. As blood stained the mall floors, A mysterious prompt appeared before him : [Armor Linked: YES / NO?] ( One time hero pass for Lawson ) ​While the next wave of monsters is rampaging,others gained flashy powers and became "Heroes" to Save The World, Lawson—the veteran who knew every boss’s weakness and every hidden mechanic—received nothing . In a world where Armor is survival, the Legendary Veteran was disqualified. But as the dust settled, a new notification flickered in his eyes: ​​[Veteran Save-Data Detected. Forced Authorization Granted: SSS-Rank Gearsmith] ​The world thinks he’s just a support worker, a mere mechanic for the "real" heroes. They are wrong. Lawson knows what the others don't: The game was never just a game. ​He doesn't need a suit of armor to be a god. As a Gearsmith, he doesn't just fix the armor—he controls the very laws they are built on. ​He is not only a Gearsmith. He is the chosen world saviour... ​[Game Fusion] [Veteran Protagonist] [Hidden Power] [Non-Armor Lead][SSS to God-tier]

A cheerful young boy who want to be free and become the king of pirates .

By Omega Ultra, After failing to return home in time, Lincoln Loud ends up in a dimension similar to his own... though it does have a few "minor" differences. Follow Lincoln as he tries to live his new life while searching for a way home. Yet, when dealing with ten brothers, that may be easier said than done. A collection of inter-connected short stories following the Genderbent Loud House.

I died in a pointless robbery on a rainy night, convinced that I hadn’t done anything meaningful with my life. Instead of an ending, I woke up as a child in another world. In a different family. With a twin sister named Hermione Granger. Reincarnated in the world of Harry Potter, with my memories intact and an unusual sensitivity to magic, I quickly learn that knowing the future too early is not a gift—it’s a responsibility. This is not a story about becoming overpowered or fixing canon. It is a slow, character-driven story about growing up again, carrying the weight of a past life, and learning when to protect, when to step back, and when to let others grow on their own. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is my first time writing. I didn’t plan on publishing the chapter until I had at least a few ready, to make sure I’ll finish this story even if it turns out bad. Please leave comments to let me know whether you liked it or not—even thoughts you have while reading help a lot. If you want to help me more directly, you can add me on Discord and send suggestions privately. I will read everything. Discord: sekai_somebody Tags (more will be added in the future) #Fantasy #PsychologicalFantasy #HarryPotterAU #Reincarnation #ComingOfAge #CharacterDriven #Introspective #EmotionalDrama #Melancholic #DryHumor #SlowNarrative #CanonDivergence #CanonCompatible #AU

Saya has a special arrangement with a dragon. She gets tied to rocks. He gets the gold. They scam villages with fake sacrifices, overcooked rituals, and a convincing act of “damsel in distress.” She’s no maiden — just a fast-talking harlot with sharp instincts, flexible morals, and a talent for moaning on cue. He’s no terrifying beast — just a very old, very gay, very arthritic lizard with a hoard, a temper, and joint pain from shapeshifting too much in the bygone ages. It’s all going swimmingly until heroes start showing up. Cults get nosy. Other dragons get ideas. And Saya begins to wonder what exactly she's doing in a world where virtue gets sacrificed and livestock counts as treasure. A sword-and-sandals fantasy with scams, sarcasm, sensuality, and sheep.

During the Chunin Exams, a mysterious live stream hijacks all screens, revealing two impossible lives of Naruto Uzumaki. In one world, the despised Jinchuriki rose to become Hokage through unshakable will and talk-no-jutsu. In another, a calculating Naruto, aware of his origins from the start, single-handedly revived the Uzumaki clan—not for Konoha's sake, but for its eventual reckoning. The revelations send shockwaves through the afterlife and the living: Tobirama: "This boy was born evil! And he dares to court Tsunade?!" Hashirama: "Tobirama... we're dead. And I'm more concerned about the 'reckoning'." Madara: "Black Zetsu, explain. Now. Or disintegrate." Kushina: "That's my boy! The Uzumaki will rise again!" Minato: "So... my son is leading a clan revival. Am I a Senju now?" Kaguya: "The logic of this mortal's ambition... I comprehend. But why am I involved?" (This is a translated work ) ……. The journey continues right now for our Jade Dragons! For just $6/month, you can step into the advanced chapters and never face a cliffhanger again. Gain instant access to 50+ chapters immediately, support the story you love, and help decide its course. Become a Jade Dragon: patreon.com/J_Dragon

Fifty years ago, the Tower appeared, awakening humanity to prepare for a cosmic threat known as the Planet Eater. Kael Ardent was late. When he finally awakened, he received two useless abilities—Line Drawer and Tap, both ranked F–. Laughed at, ignored, and dismissed, he should have faded into obscurity like countless others. But the Tower reacted to him. A hidden shelter. A forgotten fragment. A boundary that shouldn’t exist. As Kael climbs, his “trash” abilities begin to interact in ways the system never intended—drawing lines that block reality, tapping truths hidden beneath the world, and erasing things that were never meant to disappear. The Tower was built with rules. Kael is learning how to redraw them.

Izuku Midoriya, a 12-13-year-old Quirkless boy, has had a particularly bad day. He wants to forget about everything for a bit, so he browses the game store. What's Undertale? I'm back and ok, than ever. How will Izuku's journey through Undertale impact the MHA-verse? Let's find out. -No harem, get out -not overpowered for a while -Canon divergence. Oh yeah, do I have plans >:B -eventual world-building. Seriously, why do we only see so little about the world of MHA?! Pls review and point out my mistakes and potenial plotholes. If it's hard for you to read and not cringe, it is for me too.

The gang gets swept up in the Pokémon Go craze. Jerry quits immediately but lies about his level to mess with a relentless George, Elaine uses the game to meet men, and Kramer makes a shady deal with Newman for a high-stakes tournament.

Michael finally buys Franklin that promised beer, and what starts as banter turns into a drunk, Socratic knife-fight about heists, survival, Trevor-shaped chaos, and whether cynicism is wisdom or just fear with nicer furniture.

New episode starts now! Every day @8! Each chapter is a standalone crossover “fight” where the real victory is emotional damage, accidental friendship, or feral flirting—not who has the bigger number.

Welcome to PandOOOra. In a world where the candy-colored whimsy of Ooo has fused with the hyper-violent wasteland of Pandora, survival is the only law. Follow a disciplined marksman, an ancient Siren, and a shape-shifting psycho as they navigate the events of Borderlands 2.

[COMING SOON: A multi-episode special: It's Always Sunny In...Digimon Adventures: The Gang Gets Digidestined] [AND THEN: It's Always Sunny In...Berserk: Cricket Finds An Egg] It’s Always Sunny In…the Multiverse follows The Gang- Dennis, Dee, Mac, Charlie, and Frank: five self-obsessed, morally hollow idiots running a failing Irish dive bar (Paddy’s Pub) in Philly. Every episode is a new scheme: get rich, get famous, get laid, get revenge, get even—whatever shiny, evil little goal pops into their heads. They charge at it with maximum confidence and minimum competence, commit a light-to-moderate amount of crime, and leave a crater where their dignity (and usually someone else’s life) used to be. There’s no grand overarching plot—just episodic disasters. The point isn’t growth. The point is watching narcissism, delusion, and bad planning collide with reality, while the show uses their depraved chaos to roast whatever social issue they’ve accidentally wandered into. And they almost always lose. Spectacularly. What happens when the 'Honored One' Satoru Gojo meets a man who refuses to pay for a blessings subscription? What happens when a Digimon realizes its 'Chosen One' is a 4'10" man who lives in a trash can? The Multiverse is about to get a lot stickier. [COMPLETED LIST] It's Always Sunny In...Sword Art Online: The Gang Gets Stuck in VR It's Always Sunny In...Jujutsu Kaisen: The Gang Gets Cursed It's Always Sunny In...Death Note: The Gang Gets A Notebook Its Always Sunny In...Demon Slayer: The Gang Learns How to Breathe It's Always Sunny In...Tokyo Godfathers: The Gang Doesn't Find This Dumpster Baby It's Always Sunny In...Mob Psycho: The Gang Gets An Exorcism It's Always Sunny In...Digimon: Frank Finds An Egg It's Always Sunny In...One Piece: The Gang Forms A Pirate Crew It's Always Sunny In...Attack on Titan: The Gang Defends the Wall It's Always Sunny In...Lupin the Third: The Gang Does A Heist

The plot follows TCC's eccentric Professor as he turns himself into a pickle to avoid reviewing more Magic the Gathering products, with appearances by Jesse Robkin, Voxy, and Spice8Rack.

An interstellar insurance adjuster arrives on Earth to negotiate compensation for the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs.

Most dream of awakening elite Mage or Warrior branches, hoping for even a single A-rank spark. So when Mike awakened as a Common Knight, the lowest of all combat classes, no one was surprised. But when his Potential appeared as F-rank, the absolute bottom… everyone immediately dismissed him. A Knight with F potential is a death sentence. A future of mediocrity. A life destined to be stepped on. And yet— The awakening didn’t end. Beneath the worthless class and shattered potential, something impossible flickered to life: Talent: ??? — Rank SSS. A mythical talent that shouldn’t exist. An F-rank Knight with an SSS-rank Talent.

Reincarnated into the Harry Potter world one year before the Boy-Who-Lived, Alexander Chen wants only one thing: fun. Unfortunately, fate sends him to Hogwarts. A pure-blood Chinese American raised in the United States, Alexander knows exactly how this story is supposed to go—and wants no part in destiny, Dark Lords, or heroic sacrifices. Sorted into Ravenclaw (as predicted, because the Sorting Hat is definitely racist), he decides to ignore the plot entirely and enjoy magic his own way. That means pranks, modified spells, public arguments with ancient magical artifacts, and a complete lack of respect for Hogwarts tradition. With a Thunderbird-core wand, a sharp tongue, and zero fear of authority, Alexander quickly becomes a problem the school cannot ignore. Professors are torn between admiration and concern, students spread rumors, and the castle itself seems to watch him with interest. This is not a story about saving the world. It’s about breaking expectations, bending magic, and having fun—whether the wizarding world is ready or not. A chaotic, comedic take on Hogwarts, rebellion, and refusing to be normal in a world obsessed with prophecy. This will be a slow realease my main novel will be Naruto: Snow in the Shadow The more support, the more I will be motivated to write and post more. Hope you enjoy, and Yes Sorting Hat is racist.

Is there an Essence to us? What is the Essence of this Race? That guy? That girl? That phenomenon? Upon the Advent of the Apocalypse, in which answering these questions became the only means to distinguish & empower oneself to survive, everyone ultimately aims to approach the existential Quantum Essence. Therefore.... .... important questions need to be asked; 1.What is Quantum Essence ? 2.What does Quantum Essence Embody ? 3.How to approach the Quantum Essence ?

Hokuto transmigrated into a world where the game industry was so primitive it made quick-time events look like innovation. He bought out a nearly bankrupt company — miHoYo. Then his system cheat activated: a full-fledged Game Development System. Excited, he rushed to his new office… only to discover that miHoYo’s staff were all characters from the game itself. Familiar faces. Familiar names. Without hesitation, Hokuto made his decision — He was going to make Honkai Impact 3rd. Kiana: “Why does everyone call me a Paramecium after playing Honkai Impact 3rd?! Outrageous!!” Durandal: “Dumb goose? Dumb goose who? Kiana, is that you?” Himeko: “Boss… it’s bad enough I die early. But do you really have to keep using me as emotional trauma bait afterward?” ... Final Lesson shattered hearts. Meteoric Salvation drew tears. Honkai Impact 3rd’s monthly revenue kept breaking records. But Hokuto wasn’t satisfied.