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I am the Deathless black snake, residing in Ursus—a young and promising immortal. I possess neither the overwhelming power of a Feranmuts, nor the corrupting presence of a Collapsals, nor the limitless adaptability of the seaborn. Though I carry strange memories, I pale in comparison to the ancient elders who have lived for millennia. My only dream is to die peacefully. I adopted a foolish child who constantly goes against me, always trying to drag me into dying alongside her. I have a nerdy pen pal who enjoys sending me landscape paintings, though I can’t help but feel she’s completely out of touch with the times. I once met a silly hunter who asked if I wanted to return to the sea with her. I declined—something inside her unsettles me, and I despise tentacles. I’ve financially supported a young, promising entrepreneur who insists on working as a guard officer despite having her own company. How strange—have these short-lived species grown so introspective? Lately, I’ve heard about a shady medical company employing both children and the elderly. If I ever catch them, it won’t end well. And for some reason, my female characters have been dying off inexplicably. Even women I know would beat me up whenever I use a female character, despite my confidence in my own taste. An immortal like me, kind and gentle, should be allowed to die peacefully.

After a career as a nuisance streamer ended in a predictably stupid death, William Carter is offered a second chance by an overworked Lord of Death. Reborn in a ruthless Xianxia world as Wei Chen, his new mission is simple: use his modern savvy and a divine streaming kit to reduce the realm's astronomically high death rate from constant sect war, conflicts, and the number one cause of demise… The "Courting Death." Live on Stream: Wei Chen: "If those so-called 'trash' underdogs were truly incapable of cultivating, why would every Jade Beauty in the province be obsessed with them!?" Wei Chen: "Think, Young Master! Think!" Young Master: T_T

How would you dominate in a world of swords, sorcery, and faith—with guns and weaponized physics, all bound to a mortal’s body? Vincent Pierce, aka Odin, one of the top players of the world’s most realistic VR MMORPG, The Endlessness, awakens in a different world — inside the very build he once ‘ruined’ chasing a pipe dream. Just when he thought his real life was about to turn around. That he had won the greatest war of his life. That he was finally on the verge of breaking free from the parasites who drained him for eight long years… He finds himself in a world consumed by a Mana Cataclysm—where magic swells unchecked, birthing monstrosities of both beast and man alike. A land where anyone might awaken with mana coursing through their veins. Where gods are worshiped as both objects of faith and reactors fueling war. A land that seems familiar only on the surface. A world amidst a change unlike anything it has ever experienced before. Now Vincent—and his ever-sarcastic self—must carve his place with nothing but his guns… and Iṣṭva: a broken Esper ability to add Virtual Mass to anything he touches. All of it, courtesy of one random love tap from truck-kun. How will the collision of his in-game build and this new reality play out? Where death means death—not respawn.

Arian Ahmed has always loved Rumana—silently, endlessly, and without expecting anything in return. To her, he’s nothing more than her brother’s loyal best friend, always around, always dependable. To him, she’s the reason his heart beats a little faster, the reason he bears every scolding, every misunderstanding, without complaint. But when fate throws them together—through campus days, unexpected trips, laughter, clashes, and even tragedy—Rumana slowly begins to see the man behind the quiet patience. A man who sacrifices without hesitation, who loves without demands. This is not just a story of romance. It’s a story of unwavering loyalty, hidden feelings, and the slow bloom of love between two people who were never meant to—but always destined to—find each other.

The world ended without warning. One moment, humanity lived in cities of steel and glass. The next, those same cities stood twisted and broken, drowned in fog and silence. This new realm called the Grey Wastes is home to creatures that wear the shape of men but move with hunger and malice. Survivors call them Hollows. When they die, they leave behind fragments of themselves—echoes that burn into the flesh of anyone who dares claim them. The echoes grant power. Reflexes not your own. Memories that aren’t yours. Strength that feels borrowed. But every gift comes with a price: the more you take, the more of yourself you risk losing. Daniel Hayes, a weary pharmacy worker, never wanted to be a fighter, a leader, or a hero. Yet when the Collapse drags him into the Grey Wastes, survival becomes his only choice. Armed with an Echo Mark unlike any other, Daniel must navigate a world where trust is rare, power is corrupting, and every ally could become tomorrow’s monster. To survive, he’ll need more than strength. He’ll need wit, strategy, and the will to do what others won’t because in the Grey Wastes, mercy kills faster than claws. As factions rise and the truth behind the Collapse begins to surface, Daniel faces a question deadlier than any Hollow: How much of yourself can you sacrifice before nothing human remains?

A friendship too close to ignore! He's quiet. She's "perfect." So why can't they stay away from each other? Five years after meeting as kids, Kenji Yamamoto runs into Ichika Nakamura on the first day of high school. The bond they almost had is back... and this time, neither of them knows where it's going. I Won't Date You is a slow-burn romance light novel series about growing up, falling for someone unexpected, and facing the truth you can't ignore.

The night was young and the recent downpour had awakened every bit of dried filth in the Saint Louis streets. It was here on this cold desolate night, where Qen's life would forever change. After the sudden death of his father, his mother had decided enough was enough. She cast Qen from her home and into the cold dead streets. Even then, he bore no resentment twoards his mother. He never had and never would. That was his curse and the reason his mother hated him so adamantly. She had endured eighteen long years with him and in all that time, never once had he screamed, cried or shown even the slightest bit of humanity. He didn't understand, nobody did. Why had he been born this way? Why was life so empty. It was only after being faced with something truly inhuman, when he finally learned the truth. He had no soul. After being attacked, beaten and broken within an inch of his life, he was saved by a mysterious man. He then faced him with an ominous proposition. "If you agree to eat my soul, i'll let you live." With his only other option being a slow, pitiful death in a back alley, he took his offer and was forced to join his ranks. Now Qen must fight to survive among the Executioners of Saint Louis or perish.

Kamishiro Shiro: "Let's Kampai to the sea and youth with some Oolong tea!" Police: "Yeah yeah, we get that part. The real question is - why aren't you wearing any clothes?" Kamishiro Shiro: "? ? Who needs clothes for youthfulness!" Police: "Alright then. In that case, experiencing our station's pork cutlet rice can be part of your youthful adventures too." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I do not own the original or the fanfic nor any of its characters. This is a fan translation. All rights belong to the original author. There was another translator who stopped at chapter 121 This story includes the starting 100+ chapters combined into the first 32 big chapters after that is continuation of further story. if you like big chaps then have fun. This is just a translation done by me using AI, not my own work, this is a CN fanfic I really liked so I wanted to share it with people This is a fun translation the og name is in the reviews.

[HP Fanfiction | Single Female Lead: Luna | Slow Burn | Growth Journey | Hogwarts Legacy Elements] When Wizzet crosses into the wizarding world of Harry Potter, he awakens with a dangerous gift—the power of an Obscurus. Unlike others who are consumed by this dark force, Wizzet successfully tames it with the help of ancient magic, earning him a personal invitation to Hogwarts from Dumbledore himself. But first, he needs a place to stay. The Ministry of Magic and Dumbledore arrange for him to live with Luna Lovegood's family, setting the stage for an extraordinary magical journey. What to Expect: Master ancient magic beyond the original series Academic excellence in Ravenclaw House (prepare for some serious studying!) Interactions with iconic characters who notice his exceptional talents Quirrell (possessed by Voldemort): "Interested in curses? Come see me Saturday afternoon!" Snape: "You have a gift for potions. Sunday afternoon—I'll show you true magical artistry!" Dumbledore: "This research belongs to Grindelwald and me. Use it wisely!" Voldemort: "Your talent intrigues me. Leave Hogwarts and join me!" Armed with "The Wizard's Combat Manual," Wizzet delves deep into magical knowledge, uncovers ancient secrets, and grows stronger with each challenge. When the final battle arrives and Voldemort finds him quietly reading in the library, Wizzet calmly draws his wand—and lightning illuminates the darkness. A fresh take on the beloved wizarding world with original magic systems, character development, and epic confrontations.

A "rookie" named Raymond White joins the Nine-Nine. Sent by higher-ups to secretly investigate Ivan Preston, an international criminal hiding in Brooklyn, White is also tasked with uncovering a potential mole within the precinct. Assigned to Detective Rosa Diaz, he quickly proves his skill. As suspicion grows and loyalties are tested, the Nine-Nine faces a threat from within… and the clock is ticking. Yes, this is a harem ff. Late harem. Harem lovers: Welcome. Non-harem lovers: Don't read and complain later. It's really annoying and makes you look like clowns. --- Worlds: 1) Criminal Minds 2) The Rookie [Planned] Oh, and this world is like our real world. So, yeah, there will be celebs cases. Year: 2014. --- [NO THIS IS NOT A TRANSLATION] --- Cover picture found on pinterest. --- Support link: www.pa treon.com/UnknownMaster [+30 chs]

a slice-of-life of an introvert angel who has to fight his past consequences and learn to forgive himself. It takes place after World War 3 and a civil War. Kailus, the protagonist, is trying to survive college but will he get over his embarrassment. Will he get over it or will he finally find a friend?

After a decade of investment in a certain project of his and nothing to show for it, the man had began to give up hope. Immortality was still as far away as ever, and his ill-gotten gains had served no purpose as of yet. One day however, while he was going over his researcher's records in the lab, a tiny little black hole appeared in front of him, rapidly shrinking from 3 meters in size down to nothingness. With little time to think about how this was even possible, and having nearly lost all hope on his current project on Earth, the man made the unthinkable decision. Leaving everything he had worked so hard for behind, and possibly even throwing away his life, he decisively stepped into the black hole before it could disappear. Once he opened his eyes, the man found that he had aged by 30 years, but with no memories to show for it. It wouldn't stay this way for long however, as his missing memories started to return to him in a rapid fashion. Thrust into a magical world of cultivation, the opportunity to fulfil his dream had appeared in front of him. Will the man, now named Gaston according to one of his first memories, be able to survive his present circumstances and step foot into this magical world, or will he lose his life in the process?

Gimmick Hero Esports has become the world’s biggest stage, with full-immersion VR tournaments pushing players to master wildly different game variants each year. Teams rise and fall based on skill, strategy, and the ever-changing rules of competition. Maurice is just a regular gamer — no sponsors, no reputation — known only for making the weirdest builds for himself, always choosing fun and originality over the safe meta. After a surprise performance in an online tournament, he catches the eye of a struggling lower-ranked esports team. Thrown into a world of pressure, rivalries, and spectacle, Maurice must prove that his offbeat style has a place at the highest level of play. Gimmick Hero is a shonen-inspired story of creativity, teamwork, and breaking the rules in the name of fun.

Simply said: a Bulgarian dude died in a tragic accident in a factory, that he toured through. In the afterlife he meets an angel, who confuses him for a Japanese person, which lead to him pressuring her into revealing more info about a reincarnation option. He also pressured her into sending him there. He is a Create mod maniac, that's where all his ambitions of industrialization came from. His power is the ability to make other abilities if he has a good and stable theory or if he has inspiration from the outside world. Keep your eyes open, someone is helping him. Keep your eyes open for lessons that could change your view of things. When you ascend past yourself You will gaze down below A reflection of exactly how far you have come Well, don't you want to shine? Rise and face the stars, given second life. Don't frown at the no-harem tag, i have prepared something better for you. If you have any questions about my work, don't be afraid to ask.

I was betrayed by my own companions. In the Black Tower, where I fought as my team’s shield, I was stabbed in the back in exchange for a legacy item. My journey ended in blood and disloyalty. But fate granted me the impossible. I woke up ten years in the past, six months before the launch of the game that changed the world. This time, I will not repeat my mistakes. I trained my body to exhaustion. I filled my notebooks with notes, revisited history, and prepared every detail. I am not just a returning player — I am a strategist with ten years of memories seared into me like iron and fire. And when the Tower demanded a choice, I did not hesitate. While everyone else chases easy glory, I bear the burden no one wants. I am the Tank. And this time… I will not stop until I win.

one day, I cracked a joke about a god: “If you’re real, strike me with lightning.” The god accepted. Death by divine smiting. Instant game over. But instead of eternal hell, I got a respawn… in a magical world. The gods, apparently bored, handed me a broken SSS-Class — Unusual Mage. What does it do? Simple. I can cast any spell by saying its name and imagining it.

Ao Xian, the son of the two most powerful beings in existence, is bored. Residing in his own inner world—a celestial city that serves as a vacation spot for ancient gods and cosmic entities—he finds the perfect, orderly upper realms utterly devoid of entertainment. At his mother's suggestion, he decides to "stretch his legs" by touring the countless lower realms, looking for amusement. His unique ability, the Eyes of Karmic Judgment, allows him to see the destiny, fortune, and moral alignment of any being. He quickly discovers his favorite pastime: finding "protagonists," the so-called Children of Fortune who are destined for greatness. But instead of watching their stories unfold, Ao Xian takes on the role of a celestial director, treating their lives as his personal play. He casually steals fated treasures from arrogant young masters, rewrites destinies with a whim, and sets up elaborate, ironic scenarios for his own amusement. To a righteous but vengeful hero named Lin Fan, he becomes a recurring, insurmountable nightmare, gifting him dark powers with cruel limitations. To a kind-hearted hero named Chen Fei, he orchestrates a tragic romance by pairing him with a villainess whose powers he himself has curated. Ao Xian's actions are not born of malice, but of a profound, cosmic boredom. With his four peerless maids attending to his every need and a cast of ancient relatives watching from his inner world, he wanders the multiverse, seeking out the most interesting "stories" to direct. He is not a villain seeking to destroy the world; he is a bored god seeking to make it more entertaining, one broken protagonist at a time, Could there be more happening behind the scenes?

Rowen has no name, no family, and no magic. In a world where power defines your future, he’s already lost. The Awakening is his one chance to be chosen by the Path and escape his dead-end life running a forgotten shop. But when the crystal touches his skin, it reveals nothing... and yet, something ancient stirs within. Mana vanishes from his body. Visions haunt him. And buried deep in his soul, a relic from a past life begins to awaken. Forgotten by the world. Bound to something greater. Will he become another nobody — or the world’s greatest outlier?

So, I died. Face-planted on my keyboard after a 72-hour coding marathon. Very heroic. My one dying wish? To finally get some sleep. But the twist is : I got isekai'd. But I wasn't reborn as a legendary hero with a harem and a cheat skill. Nope. I'm a rock. A Dungeon Core, to be exact. My new job description is simple: create a terrifying labyrinth, murder heroes, and generally be a menace to society. Yeah, hard pass. That sounds like way too much paperwork. My new life goal is achieving a perfect 100-year nap. Luckily, I found a bug in the System—or maybe it's a feature? My unique "Slumber System" gives me way more XP (they call it Dungeon Points here) when adventurers take a nap than when I, you know, kill them. My assigned fairy guide, FaeLina, is having a non-stop panic attack about this. Apparently, "aggressive coziness" isn't covered in the Dungeon for Dummies handbook. So, I leaned into it. I started building the world's first 5-star dungeon resort, complete with fluffy moss beds that feel like clouds, a tea shop run by a friendly slime waiter, and pillows that hug you back. The place went viral. Knights come for the naps, mages for the therapeutic tea, and bards for the sweet, sweet content. The problem? My five-star reviews are tanking the property values of the 'Blood Pit' dungeon next door. I'm being forced into official Dungeon Tournaments where my ultimate weapon is a lavender-scented fog machine. And the stuffy bigwigs on the Fairy Council are starting to think my little "peaceful revolution" is a threat to their entire "kill-stuff-for-profit" business model. But the more I build, the more I realize this isn't just me being lazy. I'm uncovering an ancient, world-changing secret about why dungeons really exist, and it's a truth the gods themselves tried to bury. My name is Mochi, and my quest is to level up from a sleepy rock to the God of Dreams. My final boss isn't some dragon or demon lord. It's the original God of Combat himself. And I'm going to challenge him to a Nap Off for the fate of all reality. Who knew the path to ultimate power was this comfy? Here is the release schedule. Monday to Saturday: * 2 Chapters Daily! Sunday (Weekend): * WEEKEND BONUS! 3 Chapters Daily! * You'll get the two regular chapters plus one extra bonus chapter on Sunday! P.S: Read The Author Note For More Fun.

In a world where the strength of one's awakened spirit determines your starting point, the orphaned Li Yu awakens a low grade spirit: a blood-red Koi fish, deemed a Grade One, Inferior spirit fit only for a decorative pond. Mocked for his misfortune and with no future in his village. His "useless" Koi possesses a divine, heaven-defying ability: it can devour the spiritual energy and life essence of any aquatic lifeform. To cultivate this power, Li Yu forsakes the path of a glorious disciple and willingly enters the prestigious Green Mountain Sect as a menial laborer, securing the most despised job—a fish farmer in the sect's Aquatic Beast Pens. Surrounded by an endless ocean of cultivation resources that only he can access, he begins his journey on a path of silent cultivation. Armed with two heaven-sent techniques, the «Abyssal Leviathan Physique» and the «Myriad Rivers Returning to the Sea Art», Li Yu navigates the treacherous sect politics and hidden dangers from the lowest rung of the ladder. His cultivation art conceals his growing power, cloaking his presence with the aura of a simple fish, allowing him to grow stronger under the noses of elders and geniuses. While others see a quiet, hardworking orphan, he is an unseen predator in a tranquil pond, patiently absorbing the power to one day become a leviathan that can swallow the seas.