Sigh...
You're probably wondering why I'm sighing. Well, it's simple — all I wanted was a five-star pull, not a one-way ticket to the afterlife.
Let's start from the very beginning.
My name is... well, it doesn't really matter anymore. I was just your average guy, trying to survive this ordeal called life. But then, fate decided to mess with me — and handed me a first-class isekai trip, courtesy of the legendary Truck-kun.
Next thing I know, I'm standing in front of a ROB — a Random Omnipotent Being.
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"Enough monologuing, mortal."
"Ah—sorry. So... what happens now?"
"You will be reincarnated into a world you know very well. And you get one wish — your cheat ability."
"Which world?"
"You'll find out soon enough. Now, tell me your wish."
"I want the Essence of Gacha as my cheat."
"Hmm... That wish is far too powerful for that world. So I'm going to nerf it a bit."
"What?! Why?! That's not fair!"
"It is — and deep down, you know it."
"...Okay, true. It is kind of overpowered. But still—"
"Silence! You won't be getting world-shattering abilities right away. But you'll get there eventually. Accept it while I'm still being generous, or I'll change my mind."
Grumbling "Fine..."
"That's the spirit. Now take it — and off you go!"
With a snap of his fingers, a swirling portal of shimmering colors opened up and swallowed me whole.
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And just like that, a new chapter of my life began.
I don't know whether it'll be peaceful or chaotic... but I hope, at the very least, it'll be entertaining.