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I Became the Simp Character I Roasted Online

Listen to me closely. Never, and I mean NEVER, leave a hate comment on a game forum right before you die. My name used to be... well, it doesn't matter. I was a 34-year-old salaryman who died in the stupidest way possible. How? I got slapped to death for grabbing a high school girl’s "assets". Wait, hold on! Don't look at me like that! It wasn't my fault, okay? My hand just moved on its own! It was just a tiny, split-second intrusive thought! Come on, you guys reading this—don't act like saints. You’ve had those dark urges too, right? You’ve wanted to grab something forbidden at least once in your life, right?! RIGHT?! Anyway, she slapped me. So hard my soul literally ejected from my body. I thought that was the punishment. I was wrong. When I opened my eyes, I was in [Legends of Valtheris]. Yes, that trash game. The one with the cliché plot where the world ends because some teenage students get their hearts broken. And the worst part? I didn't become the Hero. I didn't become the Villain. I became Revan von Alstaire. The background character. The loser. The guy I literally insulted online five minutes before I died. I called him a "Simp" and laughed at his "Tiny D*ck." Fate is truly a comedian. Now, I’m destined to be the bullied lackey of the future Villainess, Sylvia von Vespera. The game script says I should lick her boots, accept her abuse, and die with her like a loyal dog. Screw that. Remember my last comment? "Revan is such a loser! Tiny dck! If I were you, instead of bowing down, I would squeeze her boobs and own her completely! Garbage character!" Well, it seems God took that personally. Fine. You want a show? I’ll give you a show. I won’t be a simp. I won’t filter my words anymore. I’ll let my intrusive thoughts win. I’ll turn this trash plot upside down—even if I have to slap every "Genius" in this academy to do it.
alvahraaaa · 27.6k Views

I Can Copy And Evolve Talents

Elliot was the perfect example of a nerd who never truly tasted what life had to offer before death claimed him. Because of his brilliant mind, he easily married the most coveted girl from his school—though it was purely because her father wanted to exploit him, and he remained completely oblivious. However, everything came crashing down when he realized how much of a fool he'd been for all the wrong people. But he wasn't entirely hopeless. Elliot was rather indifferent about death. A second chance, however, shattered that indifference entirely. Due to a heated disagreement between a god of trickery and a mysterious old hag, Elliot was reborn into a strange new world as Northern—a completely different realm. This world had forged its own voice, birthed its own calamities, and crowned its own heroes. In a world where people awaken talents, Elliot strangely awakens the ability to copy those very talents. But with that power came crushing responsibility—burdens far too heavy for a young, inexperienced boy like Northern to shoulder. Still, he'd rather walk through the flames of hell than shatter. *** This novel spans over a thousand chapters, so let me give you a heads-up about what to expect. The MC will be insufferable at first. This is a story where the MC has mountains of growing to do, and yes—he'll be grating for the first few hundred chapters. Whether you stay or bail is entirely up to you, but trust me: he will evolve, and watching that transformation will be incredibly rewarding. You know that feeling when your roommate who wore the same crusty hoodie for a week finally learns to do laundry like clockwork? You watch them folding clothes like it's sacred ritual, guarding that laundry basket like a dragon's egg. Or when your favorite author—who never used to reply—suddenly starts responding to every single comment with genuine care. You realize you could've missed witnessing their complete transformation if you'd given up on them. That's exactly what this is. This will be a brutal but captivating ride—just don't abandon him too quickly. Oh, and the grammar starts a bit rough around the edges but smooths out significantly in later chapters. Thank you, and I'll see you on the other side of a thousand chapters.
RighteousFilth · 4.4m Views

Reincarnated in a Modern World With an Unfair System

When Kang Jihan dies in an accident, he doesn’t wake up in the past—or in some ancient fantasy world. He wakes up in a modern world rebuilt around power. In this world, dungeon gates appear regularly. Monsters exist. Guilds dominate the economy. Rankings decide status. And every human awakens a Status Window that defines their talent, limits, and future. Unfortunately, the body he reincarnates into belongs to an F-rank nobody—the weakest student in Astra Academy, mocked by peers and ignored by instructors. A walking joke with no future. Except this time, the rules change. Because unlike everyone else, Kang Jihan doesn’t just have a Status Window. He has a System. An unfair one. While others struggle to survive dungeons in teams, Jihan clears them alone—casually. While geniuses train for years to gain one ability, his system grants growth without limits, broken skills, and absolute dominance inside dungeons. Practice monsters, real monsters, bosses—none of them stand a chance. What starts as a simple academy training exercise quickly turns into a spectacle. Rankings collapse. Records shatter. Instructors grow wary. Guilds begin to watch. As Jihan advances from academy student to professional dungeon hunter, he finds himself at the center of a world that measures everything by power—and he keeps breaking its measuring tools. Guild recruitment wars erupt. Live dungeon broadcasts spread his name across cities. Supposed “geniuses” challenge him and fall in a single move. Suppressed dungeons awaken. Hidden threats surface. And through it all, Jihan treats the chaos the same way he treats dungeons: Like a game that’s far too easy. With sharp sarcasm, relentless momentum, and overwhelming strength, Reincarnated in a Modern World With an Unfair System follows an overpowered protagonist who clears dungeons for fun, destroys expectations by accident, and rises through a competitive modern world that was never designed to handle someone like him. This is a fast-paced urban fantasy about power, rankings, and what happens when a system meant to reward effort accidentally hands god-mode to the wrong person. And the world hasn’t even realized its biggest problem yet.
StormKnight9 · 3.1k Views