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I Became the Simp Character I Roasted Online

Listen to me closely. Never, and I mean NEVER, leave a hate comment on a game forum right before you die. My name used to be... well, it doesn't matter. I was a 34-year-old salaryman who died in the stupidest way possible. How? I got slapped to death for grabbing a high school girl’s "assets". Wait, hold on! Don't look at me like that! It wasn't my fault, okay? My hand just moved on its own! It was just a tiny, split-second intrusive thought! Come on, you guys reading this—don't act like saints. You’ve had those dark urges too, right? You’ve wanted to grab something forbidden at least once in your life, right?! RIGHT?! Anyway, she slapped me. So hard my soul literally ejected from my body. I thought that was the punishment. I was wrong. When I opened my eyes, I was in [Legends of Valtheris]. Yes, that trash game. The one with the cliché plot where the world ends because some teenage students get their hearts broken. And the worst part? I didn't become the Hero. I didn't become the Villain. I became Revan von Alstaire. The background character. The loser. The guy I literally insulted online five minutes before I died. I called him a "Simp" and laughed at his "Tiny D*ck." Fate is truly a comedian. Now, I’m destined to be the bullied lackey of the future Villainess, Sylvia von Vespera. The game script says I should lick her boots, accept her abuse, and die with her like a loyal dog. Screw that. Remember my last comment? "Revan is such a loser! Tiny dck! If I were you, instead of bowing down, I would squeeze her boobs and own her completely! Garbage character!" Well, it seems God took that personally. Fine. You want a show? I’ll give you a show. I won’t be a simp. I won’t filter my words anymore. I’ll let my intrusive thoughts win. I’ll turn this trash plot upside down—even if I have to slap every "Genius" in this academy to do it.
alvahraaaa · 419.2k Views

Level 1 to Infinity: My Bloodline Is the Ultimate Cheat!

They shattered his life. Now, he’ll break the world. Ethan had it all, until his best friend and the woman he loved betrayed him, leaving him crippled and forgotten. Three years of suffering later, he clawed his way to one final, desperate act… and the universe answered. A hidden quest. A second chance. A return to the moment everything began. Now, Ethan is back, on the eve of Ethereal’s launch, the world’s first fully immersive VR game and the battlefield where legends are forged. Last time, he played fair. This time? He’s armed with years of knowledge: every exploit, every secret quest, every broken mechanic that will let him climb straight to the top. But when he logs in, something is off. The system forces him into an unwanted class—Druid, the game’s biggest joke. The kind of class people pick as a dare and regret immediately. Yet as Ethan digs deeper, the truth shakes him. [Congratulations! You have unlocked the Divine Bloodline: King of Elves!] Ethan stared at the screen, unblinking. “…The hell?” The Druid class was a jack-of-all-trades, master of none—a scattered mess of abilities that mimicked other classes but never truly excelled. Their bear form lacked the raw defense of a proper tank. Their panther form was weaker than a rogue. Their healing fell short of a priest, and their magic couldn’t compare to a mage’s devastating spells. Most players abandoned the class early, realizing they could never compete at the highest level. And yet, Ethan’s stats are off the charts. His talents are absurd. His potential is beyond anything he’s ever seen. The system has given him something no other Druid ever had—a divine bloodline, legendary abilities, and a growth rate that defies logic. If Druids were meant to be weak, then Ethan was the exception that would rewrite history. He’s not just here to reclaim his throne. He’s here to take everything. Factions will rise. Empires will fall. The strongest will thrive, and the weak will perish. And the ones who betrayed him? They won’t live to do it again.
Raundel_NFT · 4.1m Views

Absolute Beast Dominion

In a world ravaged and ruled by magical beasts, where strength speaks for everything, and the weak are killed at the whims of the strong. Humans, Elves, Demons and all other intelligent species are forced to live inside walled cities to survive. And in the front lines are Beast Masters. With their taming talent, they act as guardians for their people. Defending against city-spanning beasts, then turning the same beasts into allies, capturing new habitable lands, and fighting other races. In this new world, new laws have been formed that need to be followed lest they risk annihilation. ====== Leo opens his eyes to find himself lying over the puddle of his own blood, and the life-changing awakening ceremony awaits him tomorrow. And his awakening was a success. But luck had it, he awakened with a common soul who are weakest of the weak. He made peace with himself, thinking he was destined to live a mediocre life. But promised that he would try his best to gain strength and crawl out of the hole even if he had to bleed. But everything changed when he received a gift from a mysterious entity. [Primordial Beast Dominion System] Where everyone is beating their head to make their beast grow and unlock their potential, Leo uses the system to break his limiter and grow fast and surprisingly strong. With dual talent and a broken system, he embarks on the journey to rise to the top of the food chain. As the system's name suggests, he will not stop until he dominates the whole world. [18+ Explicit content warning] [18+ Voilence] Additional Tags: #kingdombuilding #levelup #noharem #R18 #Beasttaming #strongfemalelead #singlefemalelead #elves #demons #dragons #Powerfulcouples #Yandere [MC and FL are not blood-related! Damn it!] --- Extra chapters for Super Gifts --- Join Discord! https://discord.gg/xsGQygG9v7 --- People who don't like reading smut may skip the R18 chapters. You'll not miss any critical plot of the story. R18 is not Slight R18; Slight R18 may contain some piece of information. --- The book is being edited, so if you notice a sudden shift in writing style, please bear with it. Editor: HaoShu [Discord: hao_shu]
NoendHorizon · 4.5m Views