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Dual Cultivation: Gathering SSS-Rank Wives in the Cultivation World

« MATURE CONTENT » I was supposed to check my stats. Instead, I checked my sins. One scroll through the system notifications and I realized I’d made the dumbest, hottest, most catastrophic mistake in cultivation history: [Heir Conception Confirmed: All three blessed wives have been Impregnanted.] [Gestation: 3 months. Offspring inherit 50% divine bloodline + maternal elemental affinities.] [Legacy Skill Unlocked: Imperial Seed – Children born at Core Formation minimum. Twins/Triplets chance +70%.] Translation? I bred the maid who poisoned me, the archer who swore she’d never kneel, and the ice queen who hadn’t even been kissed… in one night. Now they’re all carrying little demigods—and Heaven just flagged me as Calamity Incarnate. I wanted a quiet moment to breathe. Heaven handed me a countdown. 3… 2… 1… The sky split like a bad promise. Tribulation clouds boiled over the horizon, rings within rings, and every ring had my name carved into it. Lightning didn’t just flash—it wrote scripture across the firmament, every stroke a sentence: Zhao Tianlong, Calamity Incarnate. And behind me, three heartbeats answered in perfect sync. "Husband, stand back; you should save your energy to fight us in bed..." I glanced at the notifications again, just to suffer. [Heaven’s Will: Surveillance Active. Concealment: Impossible.] [Designation: Catastrophe-Grade Variable. Tribulation: Immediate.] [Bonus Condition Detected: Three Heroines Pregnant. Difficulty Multiplier: x10.] [Note: Heaven disapproves of speedrunning destiny via breeding.] "H-husband, why is the sky thundering..." "The clouds seem to be darkening with concentrated Qi." "It's like it is spreading across the land to take you on, Tianlong." I almost laughed. Almost. My naive wives, they can’t see how the clouds look beautiful, like a beautiful woman. "Hah… I make fountains out of heavenly beauties with my thing," I spat, a chuckle forming while getting disgusted, cute, lovely glares from my heavenly wives. "So if even Heaven itself dares to spread her legs at me, all she’ll do is scream louder," I said, lifting my middle finger towards the sky with a grin that almost ruined my hot husband image in front of my wives. "Tch, perverted bastard... I will just fight." "Ahem, yes, standing beside him might corrupt me." "H-husband... I-I will go fight too... you are embarrassing me..." They stepped beside me—left, right, and one half a pace ahead. Unaware that their sway of hips and jiggles of melons were too distracting. "...." I could only look at three of my beauties, thinking how they are different than last night, but again it appears I might have to corrupt them more. "So, shall we begin the journey of Dual Cultivation?" No NTR, No Yuri
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If I Am Deemed a Villain, I Will Gladly Become One

Arjun, a tall, dark-haired, brown-eyed man from the nation of Aryava. Lived by a simple creed: the strong survive, the weak perish. He feared neither bloodshed nor death, believing every choice he made was his own and every consequence deserved. Until he died. Cut down by Han Seo-Jun, a prodigy three years his junior from the country of Baekjin, Arjun’s life ended at the peak of his downfall. Having only recently reconstructed his body after falling from Tier Four to Tier Two, his strength had yet to stabilize. He believed his death was nothing more than cruel timing, an unfortunate loss against a weaker version of himself. But death did not bring silence. Instead, Arjun found himself suspended in an eternal void, an endless expanse of shadow, nothingness, and cold stillness. There, disembodied voices echoed from beyond reality itself. Not gods. Not judges. But spectators. “Why did the author drag so many chapters just to kill this weak villain?” “A space-attribute villain with that much potential, yet he dared oppose the MC, of course he deserved to die.” “Just another second-rate murderer.” “Boring.” “A perfect stepping stone.” “Now Han Seo-Jun is the top ranker of the Tier Two Realm.” Each word pierced deeper than the blade that ended his life. Stepping stone? Me? For the first time, Arjun’s world collapsed. If these voices spoke the truth, then his life, his struggles, his choices, his death, were never his own. He was not defeated because he was weak. He was defeated because the story demanded it. Because Han Seo-Jun was favored. Because fate itself bent to protect its chosen protagonist. What enraged him most was not death, but laughter. Why were they smiling? Why was his death entertaining? By what right did these unseen beings mock his end? As rage, regret, and hatred consumed him in the void, fate twisted once more. Arjun was granted another chance. He regressed to his youth, long before his fall, long before his defeat, and this time, his power awakened far earlier than it ever should have. Armed with knowledge of the future and the truth behind the world’s cruel design, Arjun made a vow not to fate, not to gods, but to himself. He would no longer be a stepping stone. He would no longer exist to glorify another. If gods truly existed beyond the veil, those who watched, judged, and laughed, then he would rise high enough to kill them all. And this time, he would prove that he was not merely stronger than Han Seo-Jun… but greater than the story itself.
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