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Misguided practice of sinister cultivation techniques: Slander! The problem lies with you all, not me!

This is a bizarre and mysterious world filled with various sinister cultivation methods. Once a person begins to cultivate, they will either undergo mild changes in appearance and temperament, descend into madness, or become a great elixir for evil beings to consume... Duan Yun, having transmigrated into this world, unexpectedly comes across a supreme elixir cultivation manual, the 'True Explanation of the Jade Sword.' To his surprise, he is a one-in-a-million cultivation genius who, unwittingly, transforms the manual into something extraordinary. Guided by the Jade Sword, he is able to pierce through everything. Later, as his mastery over various methods grows, Duan Yun, carrying the philosophy of 'the enlightened benefit the world,' never keeps secrets and spreads martial arts across the land. Who would have thought... "Duan the Demon misled me! He said this technique enhances yin and yang, but now I can only squat to pee, boo hoo..." "It was the Demon who taught me this 'Seven Parts Returning Qi'. Instead of blessing me, it brought disaster—I either get killed or step in dung. The fortune-teller said I've lost seventy percent of my luck." "Don't trust a word of what Demon Duan says! The fairy of the Myriad Wonders Palace was supposed to ascend the whole palace to the heavens, but in one night, she was possessed and turned into a demoness, all due to that old demon Duan's handiwork!" ... Duan Yun finds this incomprehensible. All he did was practice martial arts, spread techniques, and occasionally emulate the laws of nature, so how did he become notorious as a demon? This is slander! The same techniques cause no issues for me, so the problem lies with you all, not me!
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A Reincarnate's Pokémon Livestream Journey

The world is ending? Hit the music. It’s time for a show. Jake didn’t wake up in the Hoenn region with a strange connection to "Infinity Energy"—he woke up with a connection to a past life on Earth, and a mission to turn the Pokémon League upside down. Known to the world as "The Anomaly," Jake isn't here to play by the rules. He’s here to stream the revolution, live in 4K with a Rotom named Lens. Joined by May—a girl who prefers Lucha Libre takedowns over beauty pageants—Jake leads a squad of misfits known as The Titans. This isn't your standard team: Jerry: A "Noble" Rattata who defies physics and slays Legendaries with a golden Brick Break. Kage: A Sceptile who mastered the art of Sun Breathing. Elizabeth: A haughty Gardevoir Diva who battles to the beat of pop anthems. Cobra: An Ultra Beast convinced he’s an anime Dragon Slayer. Tammy: A Liepard with a penchant for "Lawful Acquisitions" (theft). Raven: The Disaster Omen turned Mega-Evolved Guardian of the Night. From sky-diving into the Sootopolis crater while blasting Skillet, to leading an army of Buzzwole in Ultra Space to the Pacific Rim soundtrack, Jake turns every battle into a viral music video. The Chat goes wild, the Champions are baffled, and the villains don't stand a chance. But after conquering the Battle Frontier, befriending Ultra Beasts, and earning the respect of the legendary Red, Jake faces his most dangerous challenge yet: The Love Triangle. With Courtney—the former Team Magma Admin turned robotic "Tactical Analyst"—moving in to "optimize" his life, and a very jealous May ready to unleash her "Muscles," the post-game might be harder than the main story. Tune in. The stream is live. And the playlist is fire. The Titans are ready. Are you?
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