The Villains Guide to Avoiding Doom

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He studied history to understand the past. Now he must survive using it. A brilliant mind trapped in the wrong century, he died knowing war only from books. Reborn into a crumbling kingdom in another world with nothing but a crown and an execution list, he faces a different world torn by ambition, deceit, and the raw brutality of conquest. Armed with the tactics of Sparta, the discipline of Roman Legion, the cunning of Napoleon, the strength of Alexander the Great and the steel nerves of a commander who’s read too many wars to lose his own, he builds an army from ash. Dwarven engineers, battle-scarred veterans, and untested youths—he molds them into the iron shield of a fading realm. But victory breeds enemies. Peace tempts betrayal. And in the court where every smile hides a dagger, even love becomes a weakness he can’t afford. He doesn’t seek glory—he fights to survive. He doesn’t crave power—he needs the strength to protect what’s left. But war doesn't care what a man wants. It only takes. When the smoke clears, will he be remembered as a reformer, a tyrant… or just another name swallowed by the blood-soaked pages of history? This isn’t a hero’s journey. THIS IS A HISTORY GEEK RECKONING.

Born the son of Brandon Stark "The Wild Wolf" and Serena Umber, Brandon's lover whom he married without his father's consent, who would sadly die in childbirth, the new Lord of Winterfell and Warden of North will be faced with many challenges. Will Alaric Stark succumb to the weight of ruling the north, or will he rise higher than even his ancestors since before the last Stark King knelt before the Conqueror? ------------------------------------------ Hey guys, this is my first attempt at an ASOIAF fic and while I have watched the show and read the books it has been a while so please bear with me! This story will feature a mix of elements from both the books and show. As a disclaimer, this story is an AU, there are two branches of House Stark that descend from the twin sons of Artos Stark and there will be no white walkers. Along with web novel, I will be posting this story on AO3 under the same name. I do not own anything pertaining to ASOIAF except for my OCs.

Original name: 碧蓝航线：我带着毕业港区穿越了 Azur Lane was a mobile game that Lin Lan loved deeply. As a dedicated veteran player since the game's launch, he had maxed out his shipgirls and completed the entire collection. However, due to an unexpected accident, he suddenly found himself transported to a world filled with shipgirls and Sirens. This world had many similarities to the game, with the same shipgirls and Sirens. But after arriving in this new world, Lin Lan discovered that he was nothing more than an intern commander, oppressed by a powerful corporation in a fictional country that closely resembled Earth. He had nothing to his name. Is he really destined to live a life of insignificance in this world? The shipgirls from his port, who are searching for him everywhere, probably wouldn’t think so. ‘I have an unbeatable fleet. Do I really have to put up with this nonsense? Everyone, clean up the mess for me!’" 30 Advanced Chapters on p@t reon (.) com/SenatusTheta

***TRIGGER WARNING: this book will contain many themes: Graphic violence or gore Sexual assault or abuse Self-harm or suicide Mental illness or psychological trauma Dubious consent or non-consensual situations Depictions of unhealthy relationships or emotional manipulation Explicit sexual content Death or mortality themes Themes related to abuse of power or control this book is a dark fantasy so please read with caution*** Book 2 to TMFS: Midnight Moonlight I wanted to kiss her. The longer I'm around her the stronger my feelings get for her. I'm so lucky to have her in my life. The red lights of the sky cast upon her face and the waters glitter all around her as her laughter peals through the air; she innocently splashes water at me. I have no clue if she knows we've been engaged since birth but regardless, I want her to choose me out of love. Not because we are betrothed to each other. It started getting dark out and the red sky started turning a deep purple. I don't know what compelled me to ask her why Fang was mad at her for but I needed to know. The moment she told me that they were gonna be like her mommy and daddy I felt my blood boil. I feel bad that I lost my temper but I never want to be mad at her so the only thing I could think of was to hold her. She's my happy place. I can feel her pull back a bit and gulp but I still keep my eyes closed. If I open them...I might just kiss her.

“Mr. Caleb, several Elite Four members and Champions have expressed concern that the current battle scene is becoming increasingly toxic. Stall teams are rampant, and they believe it’s all due to the unhealthy trends you've introduced as the new Sinnoh Champion. How do you respond to that?” In an interview, Caleb replied, “I’ve said it repeatedly—battling has always been this way. It requires precise strategy and strong mental resilience,” expressing great anger. The next day— “I’ve said it repeatedly—battling has always been this way. If you’re bad, then train more. If you can’t handle losing, don’t play,” Caleb told reporters angrily once again. —Reporting live.

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