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Naruto: The Drunken Sword God

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After transmigrating into the world of Naruto, Youyu awakens a bizarre system: the more he drinks, the stronger he becomes! While others exhaust themselves training Ninjutsu, Youyu only needs a bottle in his hand to dominate the world. The Fourth Raikage: "My ultimate armor? A joke! Youyu shattered it while chugging sake!" Sarutobi Hiruzen: "The boy is a monster. I’ve never seen him train a day in his life, yet with a cup in his hand, he’s untouchable." Uchiha Madara: "You want to dance? I couldn't even take a step! That bastard cut me down while staggering around in a drunken stupor!" Uchiha Obito: "Kamui is useless! When he's wasted, his blade cuts through the very fabric of space!" Youyu: "My hobbies? Drinking... and cutting people in half."
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: Favorite Hobbies: Drinking and Cutting People Down!

"Regarding the Three Basic Techniques, well..."

"Glug—glug—glug—ha!"

Sunlight streamed into the Konoha Ninja Academy.

The Chunin teacher responsible for teaching the elite class, Tanaka Shuichi, was writing and drawing on the blackboard.

Hearing the gulping sounds behind him, his cheek twitched.

"Even though I know I might get cut down for this, as a teacher, I really can't hold back anymore!"

Veins bulged on Tanaka Shuichi's face as he turned around and roared angrily.

"Yuyu! No drinking during class!"

The entire class suddenly fell silent, and all eyes focused on the figure chugging from a bottle.

"Is, is the teacher crazy? He dares to discipline Yuyu?"

"Has he forgotten about my previous teacher, who still has to go to the hospital for checkups from time to time?"

"He's done for, the teacher's going to get cut down, right?"

...

Quite a few people in the class broke out in cold sweat, looking fearfully at that figure, the overlord of this class.

"Glug—glug—glug—huh?"

Yuyu was somewhat drunk at this moment. He let out a wine burp, his eyes slightly hazy.

"Um, could I ask you to stop drinking? After all, you're young, and drinking is bad for your health."

Tanaka Shuichi trembled all over as Yuyu looked at him.

Too impulsive! Way too impulsive! Why can't I get rid of this impulsive habit?

This guy Yuyu is an absolute little alcoholic!

I heard that since he was two years old, he's been holding a bottle and drinking until now.

Most importantly, this guy's strength is terrifyingly powerful!

Setting aside his drinking habit, Yuyu is absolutely an incredible super genius!

Even the super genius who graduated early, Hatake Kakashi, is no match for this guy.

Tanaka Shuichi still remembers when he took over this class and everyone introduced themselves, what Yuyu said.

"My name is Saiki Yuyu. My hobbies are drinking and... cutting people down."

Yuyu had said with some drunkenness at the time.

Most importantly, he originally wasn't in charge of the elite class.

The previous teacher is currently on injury leave and has to go to the hospital for checkups from time to time.

Not only for physical reasons, but also many psychological ones.

The reason? That teacher once smashed Yuyu's bottle, and then Yuyu cut him down!

One strike, just one strike!

That teacher, an elite Chunin, was severely injured.

More unacceptable than the physical pain was that as an elite Chunin teacher, he was severely injured by his own student with a single strike!

That year, Yuyu had just turned six.

Now Yuyu is eight years old—who knows just how strong this guy really is?!

If he accidentally kills me, there really won't be anywhere to seek justice!

"Not drink? How is that possible?"

Yuyu grinned and brought the bottle to his mouth.

"Glug—glug—glug—"

"Ding! Detected master's drinking has reached pleasure level, swordsmanship comprehension +1."

"Ding! Detected master's drinking has reached hazy level, chakra +1."

"Ding! Detected master's drinking has reached excitement level, constitution +1."

...

That's right, Yuyu is a transmigrator, bound to a system called the Wine God System.

As long as he drinks, he can become stronger!

What makes Yuyu a bit puzzled is that when drinking, besides adding chakra and constitution and other basic attributes, all other points are added to swordsmanship comprehension.

Not that it's bad, after all, cutting people down feels quite satisfying.

Just like Yuyu said in his self-introduction, his hobbies are drinking and cutting people down!

"Glug—glug—glug—"

Yuyu drank heartily, the bottle nearly empty.

"Huh, it's gone?"

Yuyu's eyes widened as he tried to check if there was any wine left in the bottle.

But his hand seemed out of control, swaying and unable to position itself in front of his eyes.

"Damn it, don't move."

Yuyu muttered, using his left hand to firmly grasp his right hand holding the bottle, trying to place it before his eyes.

"Uh..."

Tanaka Shuichi's face was full of black lines. From his perspective, it was clearly Yuyu's whole body moving around, preventing him from seeing inside the bottle.

"Um, Yuyu-kun, I have a bottle here."

A cute girl with curly hair and red eyes quietly tugged at Yuyu's clothes.

Her pretty face slightly flushed, she sneakily took out a bottle and handed it to Yuyu.

Seeing the wine, Yuyu's hazy eyes immediately brightened, and he snatched it up.

"Hmm? This young lady is quite cute. How about drinking with me?"

Yuyu turned to look, and seeing Yuhi Kurenai, he grinned. Amid Kurenai's startled cry, he pulled her to his side with a smile.

"Yu, Yuyu-kun..."

Yuhi Kurenai's beautiful eyes were full of shyness. Looking at Yuyu's handsome face, her pretty face turned completely red.

Taking a deep breath of Yuyu's scent, her red eyes showed some infatuation.

"Yuyu! Not only drinking during class, but now harassing female classmates—I really can't take it anymore!"

Not far away, a somewhat anxious-looking little boy saw this scene, immediately slammed the table, stood up, and roared loudly.

It was none other than the Third Hokage's son, Sarutobi Asuma.

"Huh? Which bastard? Don't interrupt my drinking with this young lady, or I'll cut you down."

Under Asuma's furious gaze, Yuyu squinted his eyes and gently brushed Yuhi Kurenai's cheek with his right hand.

"Bastard!"

Asuma couldn't hold back any longer. Clenching his fist, he charged at Yuyu.

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