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All My Disciples Suck

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After transmigrating for four years, He Yiming finally becomes a rookie sect master, activates the Sect System, and receives sign-in rewards! The system actually summons companions from Earth, having them transmigrate as a group, reshape their bodies, and become disciples of the sect! And so, the sect’s entire vibe takes a sharp turn! Dark Souls veteran: “Even though the newbie-village mobs can one-shot us, as long as you block one attack and roll, you can kill them flawlessly without taking damage!” Chūnibyō player: “If your right hand doesn’t have the Power of Seals, what kind of immortality are you cultivating?! Come to my crash course! Guaranteed results!” Tower defense player: “The beast tide is coming! Form up the He Yiming Defense Group! Arrow towers, ice turrets, flying-sword formations—all ready! If even one monster slips through, I’ll butterfly swim in Shit!” Native cultivator: “What? He Yiming’s disciples can establish their foundation in three seconds?” “What? He Yiming’s disciples can solo a great demon without taking damage?” “What? Every one of He Yiming’s disciples has Heavenly Fire?” “What the hell—say that again?!” TL Note: I have not read the translation of the other translator and only the original chinese so I don’t know if my names will match. So I will have to ask that people adjust to the new/similar names. Also the other translator is wrong on the chapter length. I check on the book’s publisher website and their chapter 773 should be chapter 688, so this is continuing off from their last chapter. Also, I am translating it here as well https://indratranslations.com/series/all-my-disciples-suck/
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 689: The Strongest Form of Third Beta Test Players

"The Sixth Calamity?" He Yiming looked at the figure before him, suppressing the shock in his heart, and slowly spoke.

Because the figure before him was actually exactly the same as He Yiming!

Not only was the appearance identical, but the cultivation, aura, and even the power of the divine body it emitted were all exactly the same!

What shocked He Yiming was that this was clearly the Five Calamities of the Heavenly Dao, yet a Sixth Calamity had actually appeared?

The other party not only perfectly copied all of his abilities, but even possessed intelligence, and could actually speak human language?

"This place has already been completely sealed. You—don't even think about taking a single step away!"

The Sixth Calamity spoke coldly, with a tone full of absolute confidence in victory...

At this moment, inside Rotating Hotpot City.

"Benefactors… they did all this for us..." Many of the Ancient People looked at the players' backs, every one of them with tears at the corners of their eyes.

But very quickly, a burly man began grinding a bone blade, stroke after stroke.

"Hm? What are you doing?" Several nearby Ancient People were stunned, and asked curiously.

"Maybe I'm not as strong as our benefactors! Not even one percent as strong as them!"

"But I am also a warrior!"

"And now our benefactors are facing danger..."

...

This burly man slowly stood up, tightly gripping the large blade in his hand.

"Even if I have to sacrifice my life, I will fight for our benefactors!" the burly man said slowly.

"Me too!"

"Alright, I'll go find a weapon as well!"

"And me!"

...

One by one, the Ancient People all became excited.

Not only adult men, but even the elderly, women, and even children picked up weapons.

"You kids, what are you joining in for? If you go, you'll just be throwing your lives away! Go back quickly!" The burly man waved his hand, signaling a group of seven- or eight-year-old children to go back.

"No!"

"Big brothers are fighting for us!"

"If the big brothers fall into danger!"

"We also have to go up and fight!"

"If we cling to life and fear death, we'll never be qualified to become warriors! Warriors like our dead fathers, mothers, and brothers!"

...

The children shouted loudly.

"This old man has lived a long life already! Come, I'll be the first to go up!" Many elderly people also slowly picked up weapons and made their preparations.

More than five million Ancient People all stood up, everyone's gaze fixed on those backs that had already blocked four full calamities for them.

Even the strongest warriors among the Ancient People did not say another word, nor did they stop those elders who could barely walk, or those children who could only barely hold a weapon.

Just as those children had said.

Facing benefactors who had blocked four full calamities for everyone—

If at this moment they clung to life and feared death!

Would they even still count as human?

Our human race may be weak!

But we will absolutely not cling to life and fear death, nor will we ever forget kindness and betray righteousness!

The more than five million Ancient People said no more, but stepped forward in unison and walked out of Rotating Hotpot City!

"What?"

"What are you doing?"

"Hurry back!"

...

The third beta test Human and Demon players were still struggling on the ground trying to recover, when they stared dumbfounded as more than five million Ancient People stood in front of them.

These Ancient People also knew how weak they were, yet they still held hands, using their bodies to block in front of the third beta test Human and Demon players.

"Child, earlier, it was you who protected us. This time, it's our turn to protect you!"

"Benefactors, please allow me to die for you!"

"Big brother, if I die, please don't be sad for me! Because I can finally reunite with my dead mother, father, and brothers!"

...

One Ancient Person after another slowly spoke, among them elders, women, and even children who didn't even reach the players' waists when standing!

But at this moment, these more than five million Ancient People, holding hands, were like walls of flesh, blocking in front of the players!

"We… we can't hold them back anymore!"

"There are too many!"

"I don't believe it..."

...

At this moment, Guan Sandao and the other two truly could not hold on any longer, their respective Susanoo forms battered full of holes!

God King Enel had also exhausted his last bit of power and collapsed directly onto the ground.

With the blockers gone, an endless stream of Five-Colored Patterned Faceless Ones—now even more numerous, exceeding five hundred—rose into the air, gathering vast power in their hands as they locked onto the Ancient People.

Under this round of concentrated fire, the players might survive.

But...

These more than five million Ancient People who had formed a human wall would inevitably be drowned in blood, suffering horrific casualties!

"Whoosh!" Sure enough, at this moment, an attack came roaring in. Although Guan Sandao threw the Green Dragon Crescent Blade in his hand and knocked it off course!

However, just the residual shockwave sweeping past blasted hundreds and thousands of Ancient People into coughing up blood, their bodies snapping apart, collapsing to the ground in large numbers.

"You can't block it, hurry and retreat!!"

"Go back!"

"We don't need you to protect us! Go back!"

...

The third beta test players shouted desperately!

Yet...

The fallen Ancient People supported each other, wiped the blood from the corners of their mouths, and stood up one after another.

"If you want to harm our benefactors, then kill us first!" The strongest aura among these Ancient People barely reached half-step Foundation Establishment, yet at this moment not a single one feared death—every one of them was filled with courage instead!

The third beta test players looked at the backs of those Ancient People before them, and for the first time, their eyes became moist.

Maybe this was just a game!

But the scene before them made the third beta test players feel, for the first time, a long-lost stirring of emotion deep in their hearts!

I'm playing a damn game, yet I can't even protect old people and children! Then what the hell am I still playing this damn game for?!

And so, next, a scene that shook the entire field occurred!

A Demon player turned his head for the first time and looked at the third beta test Human player beside him who had both legs broken.

ID: Mo Chimu!

At the same time, this third beta test Human player also turned his head to look at the Demon player.

ID: Handsome Shanye!

"Hey! Scum among scum! Listen to me for a moment!"

"Wage slave, I also have something to say!"

...

"We… let's join forces! Just this once!"

"Alright! Just this once!"

As the dialogue ended, in the next instant...

The third beta test Human player Handsome Shanye raised his hand and cast a pseudo-divine technique, Life Unending, but it was not placed on himself—instead, it was placed on the Demon player Mo Chimu's demonic core!

As the demonic core was repaired, the Demon player Mo Chimu rose up explosively!

But instead of charging forward to kill enemies, he flashed like lightning to the front of the third beta test Human player Handsome Shanye, whose legs were broken, and directly extended his large hand!

"Slap!"

Handsome Shanye reached out his hand, and the hands of Human and Demon tightly clasped together!

In the next instant...

"Boom!!!" Mo Chimu pulled Handsome Shanye up in one motion and carried him on his back!

"All attacks, I'll block them for you!" Mo Chimu roared loudly as demonic energy transformed into armor, tightly protecting Handsome Shanye on his back.

"All the injuries your demonic core suffers, I'll heal them for you!" Handsome Shanye shouted just as loudly while lying on Mo Chimu's back.

"I'll kill the enemies!"

"I'll draw cards!"

"Let's fucking do it!"

...

Amid the two's furious roars, with a heavy stomp, they charged straight toward a half-step Nascent Soul–level Five-Colored Patterned Faceless One. Mo Chimu threw a punch, smashing it directly into the creature's face!

"Puff!!!" The Five-Colored Patterned Faceless One had its face caved in and was blasted backward.

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh!" But several other Five-Colored Patterned Faceless Ones around them did not hesitate at all, launching attacks together, all striking Mo Chimu!

"Puha!" Mo Chimu spat out blood and dropped to one knee.

The attacks of the Five-Colored Patterned Faceless Ones once again cracked Mo Chimu's demonic core.

However, right at this moment!

"Life Unending!" Handsome Shanye, lying on Mo Chimu's back, raised his hand, and a streak of green light flashed!

The demonic core was repaired once more!

"Boom!!!" Mo Chimu's figure stood up again! A vast and majestic aura erupted explosively!

"Heavenly Dao Five Calamities! Today we're going to fucking take you on! Whoever chickens out is a damn grandson! Come on!!!" Mo Chimu and Handsome Shanye shouted together!

Almost at the same time...

More than four thousand figures stepped forward in unison!

All of them were third beta test players!

Although the third beta test Human players had broken arms and legs...

The Demon players became the legs of the Human players, carrying them on their backs!

And the Human players continuously cast Life Unending, healing and restoring the demonic cores of the Demon players, granting them the power to fight against the Five-Colored Patterned Faceless Ones!

From the beginning of the third beta test, constantly opposing each other and fighting all the way to now, the third beta test players finally linked their powers together!

This—

Was the strongest form of third beta test players!