Well hello ewerione you might be asking yourself who is this sad excuse of a fuck well I went to sleap and next thing I know im in white space looking boned no but fr I am all black bones with blue lines on me, I am now Omni 404 sans literaly, you know dressed like knockof spanish inquizitioner you know full white outfit, a white t-shirt with 404 on it with some red lines, white jacket with fluffy neck warmer, again with red lines same for my pants white with red lines, also I hawe fake jordans called 404dans white with red lines.
All in all, cool as shit. Also, I'm disoriented as F I know I can use so many god damn powers and download more any time I want, kinda like remembering groceries you forgot halfway to home, that's how I remembered. Also, no false personality or some background, just poof here you go and go fuck yourself or whatever, no explanation, no business card, no bimbo gods telling me I have to fuck over some shit or such, just me this white space and nothing to do
*He concentrated a bit, and a black fluffy couch spawned with the Pop sound of Garry's Mod*
Neat as F I can do whatever I want in here...So I can go to other worlds?
*he was bubbling with excitement, his grin widening, or more like a crack in the skull that resembled a jagged smile. He snapped his fingers, and a wheel popped with the same sound as the couch*
Ok, let's spin this bitch and see where I can go, hopefully I don't get Fuck you na card while I try to enter from the backside of any world, would be inconvenient, also this form of mine might be problematic...
*In a flash, he looked human, same clothes and all, just pale male with an Eyepatch on his right eye and one sniper target-like eye and gray hair*
Eh, that's what I don't really care for my appearance... that much, at least now let it rip.
*The wheel spun a lot, all kinds of shows, TV series, animes, etc were etched onto the wheel until it finally landed on Warhammer 40 K*
HELL NA NOPE I HAVE A CHOICE AND I CHOSE NOT TO GO THERE, don't want to be skullfucked, I may have insane powers and resistances but seeing hellish things ain't good for my mental health, besides I don't want to accidentally shit myself while I sleep absolutely not.
*he spun the wheel again, and it landed on MLP*
Huh? MLP fr my first world will be little horses that shoot lasers and hit like trucks? *shrugs* Well fuck life, I guess. It's at least colorful, unlike my dull gray life before, and is a great beginner world, somewhat, ok, so where to start? I can choose anytime and anywhere.... ok, let's go from the beginning, then until I'm bored, then I'll go somewhere else. I wonder if graphic change or I'll just see talking horses *shivers* ok bad thing I'll go to animated universe, it would be better than watching a live action remake on Netflix that would be traumatizing
*He did not go straight to that world, he practiced a bit and put limiters on himself, he didnt want to destroy the reality with just being there, he knew the full extend of origina lOmni404s power and had to take precautions, after 3h of playing with powers like a child and practicing what he called baddas combos and warious G blasters which he was fangirling ower he redecorated a bit, Big plasma TV, PC, Console, big shelf with warious mangas just for decoration after all he could just search them oneline, ewen tho he wasnt really interested in them he was ready?*
*Cracks neck* Haa ok, why am I nervous? Well, let's go then, hopefully I won't spook horses too much after all, I am going full skelebro, no human form in this world, seeing a skeleton will cause less panic than this human form somehow, why? Don't ask, places are weird *With a wosh sound, he was transported to the outskirts of a forest. He saw a little wooden home surrounded by various animals and approached. The graphics were cartoony to his relief*
*It didn't take long before he stood at the door and knocked at it with his skeletal hand, but it didn't go as expected or exactly as expected. The moment Flutershy saw him, she screamed and darted, hiding her head under the pillow*
Please don't hurt me, mr Skeleton. I promise I never left trash in the house. I was a good pony, I promise.
'Wtf am I that scary? And why does this look adorable to me like seeing a cat hide in a box*
Sup, my name is Omni, I'm kinda lost....I won't hurt you, I swear on my grave. Also, nice place you have here, very flowery? 'Damn, I'm not good at this talk thing.'
*Reluctantly, she peeked from the pillow and, almost unnoticably, quietly said*
Y-You won't eat me? Granny apples always said walking skeletons will eat you... *She stood up, although still on edge* Um, nice to meet you, I'm fluttershy..um, welcome to my house?
'Why does she sound uncertain, like she is not sure if this is her house, or if she is that nervous?' Yeah, nice to meet ya, Fluttershy. I can assure you I won't harm you. I'm just kinda lost, you know, traveling around and all.
*She looked him up and down, then her eyes lit up.* What are you, why do you walk like that, how are you moving as a skeleton, or is that just surface appearance, how do you eat, how do.... *She was bombarding him with questions like she had just discovered a species she had never seen before*
Whoa whoa slow down, I ain't going nowhere one question at the time no need for a skell TON of questions all at once, well I'm Omni, Omni the skeleton, I walk normally like this im bipedal, as for how im a walking skeleton? Magic, what else to say, also, where am I if I may ask?
*She stopped, took a deep breath, and calmly said* Sorry, I get excited when I meet creatures that I've never seen before. No offense *she said meekly* Also, you are on the outskirts of the ponivile. We are currently preparing for the festival of the Rising Sun, where our beloved Princess Celestia will rise the sun of the new year. [apologies if I'm incorrect here, watched MLP when I was 7, which was 13years ago]
'Oh, so season 1 right at the beginning nailed it first try, also I can't wait to see Nightmare Moon and all those shenanigans happening real time, of course I'll show off, but not outright just go and nuke Nightmare Moon or sum, I'll just be smacking a little, just a smidge enough to rattle the fleas'
[Again, sorry for mistakes and similar stuff, and my constant use of I'll instead of I will, its easier and faster for me whan I tipe, English is my second language and it is not perfect nor completely gramaticaly correct, im using Gramarly to straighten up some lose words etc, I absolutely detest useof AI to write souless stories, and discurage its use in making stories it kills ewerithing by constantly using words like [something steared beneat the surface, or something enchient forgotten or primal is watching etc, some of these words are dead giwawey that its AI made, and ower the top words] [sorry for the yap and see ya next chapter, its not perfect but I try, just to clerefy im not a brony or sum, I legit hawe a whel of worlds on my phone.]