[Brain Storage: Harem + Comedy + Abuse Tang San + Invincible, Discretion Advised~]
Heaven Dou Empire, Soto City.
Zhuge Lan walked out of the Martial Soul Branch Hall, weighing the one hundred Gold Soul Coins in his hand.
He hummed a little tune with delight.
"I'm so happy~ so happy~"
Although this Soul Master subsidy was paid for by the empire.
But in later generations, the Martial Soul Hall would fall, and it would be abolished directly.
So he still had to thank the Martial Soul Hall for standing up for the Soul Master group!
Zhuge Lan was a Transmigrator.
As a full-time author, he was up all night adding extra chapters for his handsome readers' votes, when suddenly, he felt a palpitation.
Then he arrived in the Douluo world, his body shrunk to the age of twelve.
And he activated the [Mood Value System]. The newbie package directly gave him a critical hit: 35th-level Soul Power, God-level Twin Martial Souls, and…
A million-year External Spirit Bone! A million-year first Spirit Ring!
Talk about being over the top!
After adapting to his abilities, he came to the Martial Soul Branch Hall to collect the Soul Elder's subsidy.
—The system was also considerate, projecting two Spirit Rings for him, so he could pass the verification of the Martial Soul Branch Hall.
Now that he had money,
Should I go for a good meal first, or an even better one?
He looked around, searching for a restaurant.
Two people approached from the opposite direction, appearing to be around the same age as him.
The boy was dressed plainly, with unremarkable features, but his belt was flashy, inlaid with twenty-four pieces of jade.
The girl was youthful and beautiful, especially with her long, white-stockinged legs, which seemed to take up almost half of her body.
But those pink rabbit ears...
"Rose Hotel?" The girl looked behind Zhuge Lan and said to the boy beside her, "Xiao San, let's stay here."
"As you wish," the boy, Tang San, nodded.
The two passed Zhuge Lan, and the girl even curiously looked at Zhuge Lan.
Zhuge Lan smiled.
As a Douluo fanfiction writer, he instantly realized – it was Tang San and Xiao Wu!
Just arrived in Soto City?
Then Shrek Academy's recruitment was in two days, right?
Excellent.
Zhuge Lan turned around and followed Tang San and Xiao Wu.
He had no other intentions.
He just wanted to use the two of them to farm some fun.
——[Mood Value System]: Making major characters experience emotional fluctuations due to the host's presence grants corresponding Mood Points!
Mood Points had many uses.
Levels, Spirit Rings, Spirit Bones, immortal herbs, External Spirit Bones, Godhood inheritance...
Everything was available.
Zhuge Lan didn't rush to provoke them.
After all, even though his first Spirit Ring was a million years old...
It was hard to explain.
He walked into the hotel.
Tang San and Xiao Wu were arguing with Dai Mubai, who was with twins, about a room.
When Xiao Wu said, "Not good enough, get lost."
Zhuge Lan took action.
"Are you guys done yet?"
He said with an impatient look—
"All three of you are Soul Masters, and you're just blabbing on and on? Aren't you going to fight?"
"If you're a man, let's fight! Whoever wins gets the room!"
[Mood Value +99]
[Mood Value +27]
[Mood Value +19]
Zhuge Lan's outrageous statement immediately drew a glare from Dai Mubai.
Tang San also frowned.
Only Xiao Wu's eyes lit up, and she immediately charged towards Dai Mubai, ready to fight.
Tang San sighed helplessly and reached out to stop Xiao Wu.
"Let me do it."
"Why?" Xiao Wu said unhappily, "I'll do it myself! I'll beat him so badly his own mother won't recognize him!"
That was quite the statement.
"You're a girl, why do you talk so dirty?" Zhuge Lan sighed, "Just now, you were the one who wanted to come and stay at the couple's hotel, tsk tsk!"
[Mood Value +99]
"Shut up!" Xiao Wu said angrily, "You're a Soul Master too, right? This lady will beat you so badly your mother won't recognize you!"
She pushed Tang San aside and charged forward.
"Hey!" Zhuge Lan raised his hand to stop her, "This young master doesn't hit women. Let that little guy come and fight me."
[Mood Value +106]
Tang San's face darkened. Who was the little dwarf talking about? [Mood Value +99]
Xiao Wu was also very unhappy.
[Mood Value +57]
"What do you mean?" Dai Mubai said angrily, "Like I would hit a woman? This woman's so fragile, why don't you three come at me together!"
A taunt that drew the crowd.
Finally, Xiao Wu lost her temper.
"Stop talking big!" Xiao Wu shouted, "Xiao San! That loudmouth is yours, I'm going to tear that arrogant jerk's mouth off!"
Without regard for Tang San and Zhuge Lan, he summoned his martial soul and charged towards Dai Mubai.
Tang San's eyes turned cold as he summoned his Blue Silver Grass martial soul, revealing two yellow Spirit Rings.
"Tang San, martial soul Blue Silver Grass, a level 29 Battle Soul Master, I ask for your guidance!"
Even now, he's putting on a show.
Just like him.
Zhuge Lan was confident of victory, so he wasn't in a hurry.
He gathered his Soul Power in his right hand, condensing it into a simple, ancient longsword martial soul, revealing a pure white Spirit Ring.
This million-year Spirit Ring is platinum in color.
But to those who didn't know any better...
[Mood Value +1]
Tang San frowned in confusion.
This person was so arrogant, yet they had a white first spirit ring?
"Zhuge Lan, martial soul Li Jing's Longsword, a level 35 battle Soul Master, I'd like to offer some pointers!"
[Mood Value +99]
Tang San was stunned.
Huh?
You're level 35?
And who's this Li Jing? Are they strong?
Zhuge Lan didn't care what Tang San was thinking.
He raised the Li Jing's Longsword in his hand.
His first spirit ring lit up, activating its only spirit skill—
"One hundred percent, being caught barehanded!"
"Whoosh——"
Tang San uncontrollably lunged forward, sliding on his knees in front of Zhuge Lan, and clasped his hands together to catch Li Jing's Longsword.
▄█〓█(╯(●Д●)シ! He caught the blade barehanded!
——Now, do you understand why it is called Li Jing's Longsword?
Tang San was dumbfounded.
What the hell? How did he just slide over and catch the blade barehanded? This was too humiliating for his old-fashioned way of thinking! [Mood Value +599]
[Mood Value +699]
[Mood Value +799]
Tang San tried to let go of his hand or stand up.
He couldn't!
Not a muscle moved.
Besides his head, which could turn,
the rest of his body felt like it had completely lost connection, utterly beyond his control! His control-type soul skill was clearly only a white one, at most ninety-nine years old. How could it possibly be this strong?! [Mood Value +799]
[Mood Value +899]
[Mood Value +999]
Looking at the flood of Mood Value, Zhuge Lan's lips curled up.
That scheming Tang San was indeed an excellent monster-grinding point!
"The!"
Tang San roared.
His Blue Silver Grass martial soul appeared behind him, and his first Spirit Ring lit up.
Blue Silver Grass as thick as a child's arm surged forward, giving Zhuge Lan, who was right in front of him, a motherly embrace.
But...
A full set of body armor covered in thorns appeared, protecting Zhuge Lan within.
——Second Martial Soul: Thorn Armor!
As a God-level defensive martial soul, it would automatically appear to protect Zhuge Lan when he was attacked.
And...
Because Zhuge Lan hadn't actively summoned it and hadn't activated any soul skills, he wasn't even restricted by the "Twin Martial Souls cannot be used simultaneously" rule.
The most overpowered aspect was—the Thorn Armor could reflect 15% of the damage!
So, with murderous intent, Tang San poured all his strength into the attack.
He found that Zhuge Lan was completely unharmed.
Instead, Tang San's breathing became increasingly difficult, as if he was being entangled by something.
But Zhuge Lan just held his sword and didn't even glance at Tang San, starting to observe the battlefield between Xiao Wu and Dai Mubai.
Disdain!
Barefaced disdain!
It infuriated Tang San!
[Mood Value +999]
[Mood Value +999]
Tang San circulated the Mysterious Heaven Skill, increasing his output and unleashing a power that surpassed his limits!
Zhuge Lan seemed to sense something, and turned his gaze to Tang San.
Tang San was secretly pleased, knew he was afraid, didn't he? He was about to open his mouth to mock him, but then he spat out a large mouthful of blood.
—It was the force that was entangling him, suddenly intensified, squeezing his internal organs!
After all, he was someone who had lived two lives.
Tang San discovered the problem from the pattern.
"Your defensive ability… can it reflect damage?" Tang San asked shrewdly. "This isn't something ordinary armor can do! Is it also a martial soul?!"
"Oh, you finally figured it out," Zhuge Lan said with a smirk. "So, are you going to keep attacking me, or are you going to kneel down quietly?"
One sentence completely broke Tang San's composure.
[Mood Value +999] [Mood Value +999]
How annoying is this guy!
First martial soul: strong control; second martial soul: defense.
Wait a minute!!!
Tang San suddenly raised his head, his expression incredulous—
(End of this chapter)