When I opened my eyes, I wasn't sure if I was dreaming.
The ceiling above me wasn't the one I remembered. It was smooth, freshly painted, with no cracks or stains. Definitely not the same old dingy apartment ceiling I used to wake up to every morning.
I blinked. The scent in the air was different too. Clean. Faint smell of laundry detergent and sunlight. That was a weird combo. Sunlight has a smell now?
I slowly sat up. The bed was soft. Too soft. Not mine.
My heart skipped. My eyes darted around the room. It was bright. There were curtains fluttering by the window. A small desk with a laptop on it. Posters of anime girls in swimsuits. And a bookshelf full of light novels and figures.
It wasn't just not my room. This was every otaku's dream room.
"What the..."
I threw the blanket off. My legs were smooth. My skin was soft. Too soft. Like I hadn't worked a day in my life.
Then I caught my reflection in the mirror across the room.
A skinny guy, probably eighteen, sat on the bed looking dumbfounded. Black hair, a bit messy, but naturally falling in place. Pale skin. No acne. No scars. No signs of poor sleep or stress.
That guy was me.
This wasn't a dream.
This was... a reset?
I stood up, wobbling slightly. My body felt different. Younger. Lighter. I ran to the mirror and stared at myself. I touched my face, my arms, my chest.
Holy crap. This wasn't my thirty-year-old self.
I looked down at my crotch.
Still there. Not a chick.
Still a dude.
Okay.
Maybe I died. That would explain the last thing I remembered, some dark alley, a mugger, a knife, and me bleeding out.
So I died, and now I was here.
But where was here?
I checked the desk. A school ID sat under a clear case.
Name: Riku IshidaAge: 18School: Takanashi HighClass: 3-B
Riku Ishida? I didn't recognize the name.
Was that my new name?
The laptop was unlocked. I clicked around. Social media, chat apps, photos. Yeah. This guy had a normal life. Nothing weird. Just your average anime-loving student.
No signs of a system or cheat or anything fancy.
I waited.
Nothing.
No glowing screen.
No voice in my head.
No blue hologram window telling me I had been chosen for some mission.
"Okay... maybe this is just a second chance. Live your life better, avoid dark alleys, don't die stupid."
As I turned away from the laptop, a faint beep echoed in my ears.
I blinked.
A transparent window popped into existence right in front of my face.
[Welcome to the Pervert Life System]Congratulations, Riku Ishida. You have been selected.Your mission is simple: Live your best pervert life.
I froze.
Wait, what?
Another line appeared.
[Your desires are your power. Pursue them without shame.]
Before I could even react, another screen loaded.
Pervert Points: 0Pervert Rank: Beginner PervPervert Goals: Unlocked
And below it, a list started filling out:
Touch a girl's hand: 1 point
Peek at panties: 5 points
Accidental boob graze: 10 points
Make a girl moan: 25 points
First kiss: 50 points
First time: 100 points
"What kind of system is this?"
Was I hallucinating?
I slapped myself.
It hurt.
Still here.
"Okay... deep breaths. You've watched enough isekai trash to know where this goes."
I walked over to the closet and opened it. School uniform. Neatly pressed. I changed quickly, still trying to wrap my head around everything.
A knock came at the door.
"Riku, are you awake? Breakfast's ready!"
A woman's voice.
Soft. Gentle.
I opened the door slowly.
A young woman stood there. Maybe mid-thirties. Beautiful, with long black hair tied in a loose bun. She wore an apron over a casual blouse and jeans. A warm smile lit up her face.
My eyes couldn't help but drift downward.
Big.
Really big.
"Come on, you'll be late for school," she said, chuckling.
"Uh... right. Thanks... Mom?"
She tilted her head. "What's with the weird face? Did you stay up all night again?"
I nodded quickly. "Yeah, maybe."
She turned and walked off toward the kitchen.
I followed, and something buzzed in my head again.
[Pervert Alert: Boob bounce detected – Observation successful +1 Point]
I almost choked.
So just... looking?
I sat down at the table, staring blankly at the food. Rice, grilled fish, miso soup, and eggs. Way better than the convenience store stuff I used to eat back in my old life.
"Eat up," she said, placing a bowl in front of me.
As she bent over slightly, the view down her blouse was wide open.
[Pervert Alert: Cleavage view – +3 Points]
This system was serious.
"Thanks, Mom," I said quickly, forcing myself to look away.
"Oh? You're being polite today," she said with a smile. "I like this version of you."
I gulped.
I was not going to corrupt this woman.
I wasn't.
I had to be careful.
But the system pinged again.
[Daily Quest Unlocked: Accidental Contact – Reward: 10 Points]
I was screwed.
After breakfast, I headed to school. The walk was peaceful, lined with trees and early morning sunlight. Students in uniforms passed by, chatting about anime, games, or club activities.
When I arrived, everything felt... nostalgic. Like stepping into a slice-of-life anime. Clean hallways, polished floors, students hurrying to their classes.
Then I saw her.
A girl with short brown hair, glasses, and a tight sweater over a modest blouse.
She was standing by her locker, adjusting her books.
She dropped one.
Before I could even think, my body moved on its own.
I knelt and picked it up.
"Here," I said, handing it to her.
She blinked. "Oh. Thanks, Riku-kun."
She knew my name?
"Sure," I replied awkwardly.
[Pervert Alert: Touching hand – +1 Point]
[Quest Completed – Accidental Contact: +10 Points]
A warm feeling filled my chest. Was this the power of Pervert Points?
I looked at the menu again.
Pervert Points: 15
A new option appeared.
[Shop Unlocked]
I tapped it mentally.
A list came up.
Enhanced Vision (Panty Peek Mode) – 10 Points
Accidental Trip Assist – 25 Points
Auto Fall-Into-Boobs – 50 Points
Charm Boost (Temporary) – 100 Points
This was pure madness.
I bought the first one.
Suddenly, my eyes tingled.
I looked around the hall.
One girl was bending down to fix her sock.
My vision shifted, just slightly, as if I could see through angles better.
White lace.
[Pervert Alert: Panty Peek – +5 Points]
This... was dangerous.
Very dangerous.
By the time I made it to my class, I had 20 points again.
I took my seat near the back, trying to stay out of trouble. But the universe had other plans.
The door slid open.
And in walked an angel.
Long hair, a graceful figure, perfect curves wrapped in a tight blazer.
Our homeroom teacher.
"Good morning, everyone. I hope you've reviewed the material for today."
Her voice was smooth like warm honey.
I tried not to look.
I failed.
[Pervert Alert: Teacher Crush Triggered – +2 Points]
She turned around to write on the board. Her skirt was a bit tight.
[Bonus Angle – +2 Points]
Okay, this system had no shame.
Neither did I, apparently.
This was going to be a problem.
At lunch, I sat alone under a tree, trying to process everything.
So I had a pervert system.
It rewarded me for doing perverted things.
I could use points to unlock abilities.
There were quests.
There was progression.
But there were also lines I wasn't ready to cross.
Not yet.
The power was tempting. Too tempting.
But I needed to be smart.
Not every opportunity was worth taking. And not every target was fair game.
Still... I couldn't deny the thrill. The way every glance, every accidental touch, felt like progress.
I had been given a second chance.
And this time, my life had a very clear goal.
Pervert Life.
Level up.