The next morning started like any other.
Except now, I had 82 Pervert Points, rising affection stats, and a system tracking every sinful glance and lucky fall I made.
I sat up in bed and checked the screen.
Pervert Points: 82Rank: Amateur PervMorality: 56 (Neutral)Daily Quests:
Accidental Contact: 0/1
Visual Blessing (Panty Peek): 0/1
Flirty Conversation: 0/1Reward for Completion: +10 Points, Perv Pack (Random Bonus)
I smirked.
Just a regular day in Pervert Life.
At school, the day started slow. I didn't see Mika in the morning, and Miss Amamiya looked more tired than usual. She wore a looser blouse today, which honestly didn't help my focus at all.
I checked her stats again.
Miss Amamiya – 6/100 AffectionStatus: Neutral. Distracted.
Was something going on with her?
Before I could think too hard, the loudspeaker blared.
"All students, please report to the gym for the annual physical fitness exam."
Gym class.
Oh no.
I had almost forgotten.
Girls in gym uniforms.
Sweating.
Stretching.
Jumping.
[System Alert: High-Risk Pervert Zone Detected]System entering Auto-Observation Mode.
Wait. What?
Before I could process that, I was already being dragged along with the rest of Class 3-B.
The gym was packed. Boys and girls separated into two groups, but both were in the same wide space. The girls wore white T-shirts and blue bloomers. A classic combo straight out of an ecchi anime.
"Calm down," I whispered to myself.
The system pinged again.
[Passive Buff Activated: Innocent Face]Girls are less likely to notice stares.
It was cheating. I knew it. But damn, it felt like divine protection.
I turned my head and immediately regretted it.
A group of girls were doing stretches near the center. Among them was Sera Fujimoto, the class rep.
Perfect posture, serious expression, short black hair, and a body that did not match her personality.
Tight waist. Long legs. A... generous chest. Which was bouncing with every stretch.
[Pervert Alert: Bounce Bonus – +2 Points]
I looked away.
Then looked back.
[New Character Unlocked: Sera Fujimoto]Affection: 5/100Disposition: Strict. Doesn't tolerate perverts.
Oh, great.
She was exactly the type who would punch me in the face if she caught me peeking.
"Riku-kun."
I flinched.
Mika had appeared beside me, her gym shirt a size too small, sticking lightly to her skin.
"Long time no see," she said with a teasing grin.
"It's been... one night."
"I missed you."
[Flirty Conversation Detected – Quest Progress 1/1][Affection +4]
I was about to respond when the coach blew the whistle.
"Alright, everyone! We'll be doing the standard drills today! Pushups, situps, shuttle runs, and vertical jumps. Line up!"
Mika gave me a wink and jogged away, her ponytail bouncing as much as her hips.
[Bonus View – +2 Points]
I took my place in line, trying to think pure thoughts.
I failed.
The first two exercises went fine. Pushups? Easy. Situps? Standard.
Then came the vertical jump.
One at a time, students walked to the jump mat while others watched and recorded the height.
Mika stepped up.
She crouched low.
And jumped.
Her shirt lifted slightly, revealing a flash of smooth stomach.
Then the bounce.
Everyone saw it.
Everyone reacted.
I didn't even pretend to look away.
[Pervert Alert: Vertical Bounce Combo – +5 Points][Achievement: Bouncy Heaven – Complete][+5 Bonus Points]
Mika turned and caught me staring.
She didn't look angry.
She just smirked.
Later, it was my turn.
I stepped up, bent my knees, and jumped with all my might.
As I came down, I landed awkwardly, stumbled, and bumped into the next person in line.
Sera Fujimoto.
I crashed into her, sending her slightly off-balance. My hand, somehow, landed right on her chest. A solid grab before I realized what had happened.
Time froze.
[Pervert Alert: Accidental Boob Grab – +15 Points][Affection –3][Morality –2][Achievement Unlocked: Forbidden Touch]
Sera's face turned red.
"You..."
"I swear it was an accident," I said quickly.
Her eyes narrowed.
She didn't slap me. She didn't scream.
Instead, she pulled her whistle out and blew it sharply.
The coach came over.
"Ishida, go rest on the bench," he said. "You're sweating too much."
Saved?
Sera just watched me silently as I walked away.
[Warning: Affection too low. Suspicion rising.]
Great.
Now I had a nemesis.
I sat on the bench, breathing slowly, trying to calm down. I opened the system again.
Pervert Points: 109Rank: Amateur PervPerv Pack Reward Unlocked
I tapped it.
[You received: Temporary X-Ray Peek (30 seconds), 1x Gacha Ticket, Morality Reset Token (One Use)]
X-ray... okay, that was pushing it.
I tucked it away for now.
Then I checked the gacha ticket.
I spun it.
[Gacha Result: Lucky Fall Pro Technique – Active Skill]Fall in a way that always lands you somewhere "lucky" once per day. Cooldown: 24 hours.
That sounded both hilarious and terrifying.
Then the final item.
A Morality Reset Token. So if I ever fell too far into darkness, I could erase it?
Good to know.
After gym class, we returned to our classroom. I sat at my desk and noticed a folded note.
"Roof. Now."
It wasn't signed, but I had a guess.
Ten minutes later, I was on the roof.
Mika was there, leaning against the railing.
"You alright?" she asked. "You kinda faceplanted into Fujimoto."
"Wasn't my proudest moment."
"She's got a reputation for being uptight. I'm surprised you made it out alive."
I laughed nervously.
"I have a theory," Mika said, walking closer. "You're not as clueless as you act."
"Huh?"
"You always seem to fall into lucky moments. Coincidences. Accidents. You really expect me to believe all that's random?"
I froze.
Was she... suspicious?
Or teasing?
She stepped closer. "Tell me. Are you doing it on purpose?"
"No."
"Hmm."
She leaned forward, face close again.
"Then I guess it's just fate."
She planted a quick kiss on my cheek and stepped back.
[Affection +10][Achievement: First Kiss (Cheek) – +10 Points]
I touched my face.
"What was that for?"
"For tutoring me. For being cute. For being interesting," she said. "I don't know. I just felt like it."
My heart raced.
Mika was clearly way ahead of me in this game.
"Anyway," she added, "tomorrow's a Saturday. Wanna hang out?"
"Like... a date?"
"Unless you'd rather study again," she said, sticking her tongue out.
"I'll take the date."
She gave me a thumbs-up and walked past me, hips swaying.
"Don't be late."
Later that night, I lay in bed again, staring at the ceiling.
Pervert Points: 129Rank: Amateur PervMorality: 54Affection:
Mika – 47/100
Sera – 2/100
Miss Amamiya – 6/100
Mother – 2/100 (Locked)
Tomorrow would be my first real date in this new life.
And something told me... things were about to escalate.
Fast.