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I’m the Overpowered SSS-Class Exorcist

“Hey, hi guys, I’m Jake, and they gave me the job of presenting the synopsis to you. Seeing as you’re reading this, it means you’re interested in becoming an exorcist. But before I explain how to become one, I want to introduce you to my partner. Say hi, Noah…” “Hi…” “As you can see, my partner is a bit shy, but he’s still really helpful.” “By the way… didn’t the boss say to stop wasting time and get to work?” “To start with, it’s important that you have some kind of special ability…” “Are you seriously gonna ignore me!?” “To have that special ability, you need to have done one of these three things: performed a ritual to summon a being, made a pact to gain superhuman powers, or the last and my personal favorite—you have a divine weapon in your possession.” “So that katana you always carry around is a divine weapon?” “Of course it is, my ignorant partner. Now let’s move on to the next point: recruitment.” “Jake, I just heard something coming closer.” “If you happen to be one of the lucky few who have those abilities, you’ll be given the choice between two options.” “Seriously?” “Yeah, we’re not gonna force anyone. You always get the option to work for the agency or simply be executed…” “...” “Now let’s move on to the ranks. Every exorcist starts at the lowest category, which is Class C, and little by little, with good results, you can work your way up through the classes.” “Does that mean I could become Class S if I work really hard?” “No. Class S people are those whose abilities surpass any average exorcist. That’s why they usually send them out alone to deal with major threats.” “Jake, I think something is staring at us.” “And well, guys, that’s the essential stuff you need to know before jumping into this amazing job of being an exorcist. What do you think, Noah?” “Jake, something’s dragging me into the darkness!” “No way… You can’t stop attracting monsters for even five minutes!” “Help!” [TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES] “Sorry for that little technical hiccup we just had, but as I was saying, this job won’t discriminate against you. That’s right—even if you’re poor, gay, a furry, a Soviet tank, or just a regular person, this job is for you. Right, Noah?” “I don’t want to be here, I don’t want to be here, I don’t want to be here…” “See you later, and remember: always bet on red, never on black—that one steals.” This story does not contain yuri, yaoi, or NTR.
Lich6866 · 7.4k Views

I Became the Top Killer in the John Wick Multiverse

After dying in an accident, I woke up in the world of John Wick. No cheat system, no female lead, no mainstream plot—only a rusty Proficiency Panel that barely shows anything. Rent overdue, girlfriend gone, memories sealed, and a creepy landlady knocking at midnight… my life was already a mess. Until I rescued a beagle wearing a tag that said Daisy. That night, John Wick himself told me: “The Continental Hotel will be waiting for you at 8.” From that moment on, my bloody journey as a killer began. Bullets, blades, and legends—if I want to survive in this stitched universe of assassins and spies, I have only one choice: Train like hell, and kill like the best. 【Various Films + Stitched Universe + Proficiency Panel + High-Energy Gunfight + Famous Scenes + Official Rant + No Mainstream System + No Female Lead + Tribute to Classics】 [Stories already started: John Wick 1-2 | Mr. & Mrs. Smith | The Assassin's Creed | 007 Prequel | The Hitman's Bodyguard 1-2 | The Fate of the Furious | Fable Prequel | Kingsman: The Golden Circle | Red 1 | The Expendables 1 | Waistband | Three Days to Die | Mission: Impossible 4] [Stories to be started: Fast & Furious 5 | Prequel to The New World | Kingsman: The Golden Circle | Prequel to Twin Wolves | Prequel to Agent 47 | Prequel to Special Forces | Fury Rescue | Fury | The Mechanic | etc. etc. etc. etc. ... Too many to list.] -------------------------------- 70 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!
TripleCrown · 1.3m Views

DC: Reborn Zod, I Will Make Krypton Great Again!

Reborn as General Zod, who was about to be exiled after the failed coup, he was powerless to save Krypton from destruction. In order to change his fate of having his neck broken by Superman, the son of the DC Universe, in the future, Zod plans to find a place with the sun and live there peacefully. However, he didn't expect that the Myriad Worlds Roulette System would be activated at this time. At the beginning, he would obtain the complete inheritance of the Emperor's Scripture of the Holy Emperor of the Sun, and he could also obtain the number of roulette draws by triggering tasks. The first time he drew, he got the sunflower from Plants vs. Zombies. Even without solar radiation, he could still unlock the super talents of Kryptonians. So Zod decisively changed his goal. He planned to arrive on Earth in advance, retrieve the Codex of Life from Superman, use the Creation Chamber technology to mass-produce Kryptonians, and gradually rebuild a new Krypton. As he continued to complete tasks and gain more draws from the Wheel of All Worlds, Zod also gained more treasures and abilities. From the energy crystals that can give life to planets in Armor Hero Xingtian, to the seeds of the Tree of Life in Ultraman Orb, or the dimensional wall that can travel through parallel time and space at will in Kamen Rider Decade... He found the super Kryptonian Hale, defeated Superman, improved and upgraded the Kryptonian genes, and then he had a group of super Kryptonian warriors who had no weaknesses and were powerful enough to rival gods. From then on, the name of New Krypton resounded throughout the multiverse and even in all the heavens and worlds. -------------------------------- 40 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!
TripleCrownss · 1.2m Views