Want to be a God? Become a Superstar!

"Conquer the universe! I shall reign over all beings with darkness~!" That was Uzziah’s declaration as he ascended to immortality... only to be instantly killed. For real? No way! Reborn into the body of a toddler in a magic-less futuristic world, the 17th Great Cult Leader Uzziah is forced to live a normal life for three whole years. No dark arts. No cults. Just nap time and apple juice. Is his dream of godhood truly over? Suddenly, a holographic screen appears: [ System Activated ] [ Do you want to be a God? Become a Superstar! ] Uzziah: "...Superstar? I refuse." System: Nani?!