Reborn As Yamcha With The Cultivations System

They say, “You only live once — so make it count.” Yeah, that was a lie. Because here I am — alive again. Courtesy of a giant, smug cosmic lizard calling himself the Dragon of Rebirth. Yeah, I get it, dramatic name, cool design. Still a jerk. Reincarnation? That’s the deal. I even got to choose my new life… kinda. Guess where I ended up? That’s right — the Dragon Ball universe. The place where people casually blow up planets for fun, where dying’s just a coffee break, and power levels make Elden Ring bosses cry. You’d think I’d get reborn as someone badass. Like Goku. Or Frieza. Or hell, even Piccolo. Nope. I got Yamcha. Yamcha. The "dies to a Saibaman", gets cheated on, benched-after-early-Z Yamcha. But don’t worry — I didn’t get sent here without a cheat. I’ve got a Cultivation System. You know… the whole “breakthrough your limits, absorb qi, defy the heavens” shtick. Except this time, I’m mixing it with DBZ nonsense. And guess what? This Yamcha’s about to be built different. The timeline? Dragon Ball Z. Saiyan Saga onward. No Krillin death montage, no Yamcha memes — not if I can help it. Wish me luck. No seriously. Wish me luck. Ship: Yamcha × Android 21 Because if I’m gonna rewrite my life, I might as well get the best waifu science experiment out of it.