Hello dear readers!
This is yours truly - ASS_BOMBER2000, and I welcome you to my very first written story.
Why did I decide to write it?
Well, it's pretty simple — I was bored, lonely, and had nothing to do during breaks between work and studying... and, well, there were some other sad reasons too. Womp Womp i guess
Anyway — there were others, more important reasons. Namely, because I FUCKING LOVE JOJO! And I think there aren't nearly enough cool fanfics/novels about this masterpiece.
DC? Who's DC? Oh right, of course. I put JoJo into a world of overgrown humanoid bats and superpowered dudes in spandex. (not only in spandex and most definitely not only dudes, hehe *happy degenerate sounds*)
Alright, jokes aside.
The main world is planned to be a mix of comics, cartoons, movies, and TV shows from the DC universe — with added elements from JoJo (Duh). That includes races(Pillar Men, Vampires a.k.a low-level, incomplete versions of the Pillar Men and Rock Humans), abilities(Hamon a.k.a. The Ripple, Spin and of course — Stands. Can't go without them in Jojo fic my guys).
But there's one catch to all of this: all those JoJo-related things will belong to and revolve around our MC thanks to his JoJo Gacha System. So, if you're not into system-type stories — sorry, this one's not for you :) Though I'll try to at least give some kind of explanation for how the MC ends up with the system somewhere in the later chapters
Warning : The main character is planned to be OP — and when I say OP, I mean shameless logic-breaking OP bastard (Logic in JoJo? Never heard of it.)
For his personality, I took much from DIO, a bit from Kars, Diavolo, and Kira. But that doesn't mean he's going to act exactly like any of them. He'll be his own character.
And yeah — you can probably already guess he won't be a good person. Not even close
And while reading this fic, don't bother asking "How does that even work?" or "Why can this happen?",Things in this story will work simply because they work. — like the Stand ability of one very shy mafia boss. (I'm looking at you, Diavolo. Time Skip is even more bullshit than time stop.)
By the way, don't expect me to follow JoJo or DC canons and rules like it's set in stone. I'll be adding new stuff and changing how things work to fit my story (Kono Author da !)
Also, I want to say that English is not my native language. So, I'll be honest with you— I'll be using ChatGPT but mostly for grammar, and sometimes I'll look up facts from the wiki, YouTube, and other sources about DC.
Well, that's it. I don't think there's anything else i want to say in this introduction, It's already gone on long enough.
Ah, right. One last thing before you will dive into the story — though it's more of a question for you, my dear readers:
Do you believe in gravity?