Authors note Idk was bored. wrote this because blocked on other fics.
"Welp I'm screwed aren't I? Eh I already knew the game was rigged from the start for poor old Vaeth Anders."
These were my thoughts as saw the bombs dropping. When that god told me I was being reincarnated I was so happy. And then he told me I was getting a random ability and sent to a random world via spinning wheels. There were three the first the abilitywheel. I got well not a bad ability but not terribly useful either. It was just called peak human stats. That it no clue. And the world I was sent to was fallout but not just any point in fallout. 20 years before the bombs dropping fallout. The hell is peak human stats going to do for that. I begged for a reroll but he said no. The third wheel was where I truly thought I was fucked. The random complications wheel. It apparently changes to match the world type. Because of this it landed on "Modded to hell and back".
So yeah here I was drinking my life away as the world burned. I found out what some of "peak human stats were" but I didn't show it off I didn't want to get dissected after all. It made me really attractive, but I saw no point in relationships when the id die at 20 years old. I was essentially a superhuman. I don't know what modded meant either, because I haven't seen anything strange honestly. Although heard about some super natural stuff but it was all rumor and hearsay to my knowledge.
I was currently in my apartment in Boston. I knew there were vaults here. But that would just make my death come later. I know there is one vault that is a cryogenic stasis test but… if knowledge hold only two would make it out of that vault.
*sigh*
"welp this is it."
KAAAABBBBBOOOOOOMMMMMMM
There was an earth shattering boom I felt myself being blasted by heat. I felt pain in that instant that was indescribable. Then darkness, but strangely I did not feel dead. It was not the same feeling as last time.
Then came the pain. I tried to scream but I couldn't. My vocal cords were vaporized along with most of me. I think I was regenerating. "WHY DOES PEAK HUMAN STATS" COME WITH DEADPOOL LEVELS OF REGENERATION THE FUCK!
then suddenly the light hit my newly regenerated eyes. I thought I'd go blind it was so bright. I couldn't shut my eyes though my eyelids nor my flesh had regenerated yet.
"AAAAAHHHHHHGGGGHHHHHH!!!"
My scream ripped through the air as my vocal cords regenerated.
"FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKITYFUCKFUCKFUCK!!! THIS IS AWFUL!!!"
This whole process lasted only a minute, but the agony made it feel like an eternity. Unfortunately an eternity was what I was in for.
When it ended I saw a digital looking panel in front of me. It said the following
'Hey so I felt bad about how shitty your draw on your next life was so I begged my supervisor and he said he'd give you something to survive the bombs. He didn't tell me what it was specifically though, but he did say it was the ability of some sassy mercenary. Anyway your welcome. You'll never here from us again.'
"…Fuck me."
"Well the good news is I'm not dead. The bad news is I'm going to live forever now."
Well everyone around is pretty dead right now besides those in vaults. I don't know if anyone survived the bombs out side of them and the animals mutating won't be an instant thing either. So I got some time. I just hope I don't go insane before I can talk to someone again.
*sigh*
Well It's going to be 200 years before the plot of fallout 4. I only played 3 and Vegas. And I think timeline wise 3 happend before Vegas. But I didn't think 3 was interesting. I think the institute might be around in Boston, but they haven't established themselves yet obviously so meh. So let's go to Vegas baby.
Year 1 since the bombs dropped.
I decided to keep this record since I'm gonna live…. well, forever at this point. The radiation does not harm me. I guess I don't need to worry about becoming a tumor freak like Deadpool. I still look good but definitely dirty. Animals are getting bigger due to mutation. I underestimated the distance of this on foot. I no longer need to eat or drink either. It fucking hurts and sucks if I don't, but I think if ignore it enough it'll go away.
Year 2 since the bombs dropped
I'm fucking lost. I wasn't sure when the mutant animals started happening but it's happening fast. I saw things that looked like proto death claws. They were basically just giant mean iguanas. Not the terrifying thing I'd find later. Still no clue where I am though.
Year 5 since the bombs dropped
Okay Holy fuck I'm starting to understand what it meant by modded. Vampires are apparently a thing. I ran into two and I recognized them from anime. It was Alucard and Sera's from Hellsing ultimate. Atleast that's what I thought at first. Then I realized it was Abridged Alucard and Seras. So yeah atleast I don't have to worry about going crazy. They tried killing me at first because they thought I was some sort of supernatural creature. Because to quote Alucard, "Ain't no way a human remains that handsome in a post apocalypse." It sucked being shot to death. Alucard was using a different gun than normal. Probably because he can't get someone to make his bullets anymore. So after being shot… A lot, I looked like Swiss cheese.
He asked what my deal was. I just told him "Fuck if I know. I just seem unable to die. I was in Boston when the bombs dropped regenerated from half a skeleton. which I didn't even know I could do. Then decided to wonder around."
He just said well that sucks. Seras was the nice one obviously. We chatted some. He explained some supernatural things were going to become way more active now that humanity has all but killed itself. It was interesting hung out with them for a few months. Oh Sera's turned me into a vampire too, guess staying a virgin had an upside. But yeah Alucard refused because quote "Sera's was a one time thing and you don't have nice tits and honestly vampires can only turn the opposite sex anyway.". Funny thing is we ran into a guy who was a normal human. He had survived the bombs and tried to rob us shortly after the conversion. Alucard nearly passed out laughing at how dumb he was. I just drained his ass and became a true vampire. Thank god. I was sick and tired of litteraly cooking because of being a lesser vampire in the sun.
Well atleast I know my immortality negates most of my vampire weaknesses. They still hurt way more than other things though. It's unknown if it would prevent a hibernation period from lack of blood. My power was fun to learn though. I can make wires out of my blood by hardening the iron in it. I can probably do some other things to.
Year 5 after the bombs dropped. Split up with Alucard and Seras a year ago. Found out I was actually in Canada go figure. They were there because Alucard went for a walk before the bombs dropped. They pointed me in the right direction.
Year 10
Welp apparently I have an incredibly shit sense of direction. I'm in Brazil now. Should've guessed whith all the irradiated jungle and mutated jungle horrors beyond comprehension. Found and actual human settlement in the jungle but thoughts guys were built fucking different. They were bring down the jungle horrors with spears and eating them. Also I think something is watching me.
Year 14
Something's been following me since Brazil. I made it back into the states finally i saw the ruins of the alamo that's what tipped me off to it. But something is following me something big. I felt eyes on me ever since Brazil. But, it's not a death claw though. The foot prints are more human with clawed toes. Oh yeah death claws are a thing now. Their blood tastes awful. I'm just going to assume this is one of those "modded things."
Year 20
I have somehow ended up in Florida, and fallout Florida post bombs is somehow worse than the Amazon don't ask me how I don't know. Kinda scared to check out fallout Australia now. Also she is still following me, just watching. I caught a glimpse of her recently only silhouette though. Appears to be a woman but has horns like a death claw on her head but overall looks human though. If it's not a total scalie situation I'll consider it though.
Year 25
What's the life span of this woman she's still following. She's still watching, also more obvious about it too. She stays too far away for me to see her properly but just close enough to watch me. She is mostly human in appearance only things off are her black reptilian tail and horns from what I've see. Alucard said supernatural things would be waking up. Maybe she's not a mutant but something supernatural.
Year 40
Okay so she finally decided to talk to me. Turns out she was something supernatural apparently dragons are a thing now. Her name is something unpronounceable in human tongue so she said to call her Dhalia. She's been following me because she… well apparently immortality is an attractive trait to a dragon if they are interested in a different species. Yeah, not my appearance just the fact I won't die. Supernatural logic I guess. Anyway that happend. My pelvis was shattered atleast 20 times I stopped counting at that point. Well atleast I won't go insane form loneliness as I now have a, VERY, horny dragoness following me.
Year 50
Ran into Alucard and Seras again. Alucard upon seeing me and Dhalia immediately gave me a thumbs up and said nice for bagging her. We caught up apparently Alucard killed mothman and then he and seras partied with Sasquatch. Apparently Sasquatch is not ony real but is a great alcohol brewer. Noted. I told him about Brazil and the Amazon. So I think he and Seras were going there next. I think the vaults started opening because I've seen more humans out and about. Dhalia can hide her draconic features and does so around humans. The humans are well, figuring things out.
Authors note: Again wrote this bored on a tablet no clue if grammar was good just wrote it because bored and wanted to put the idea out there.