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I Cultivated to Godhood, Now I Have 84 Kids

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Liang Chen has achieved the impossible. Through talent, luck, and... considerable "dual cultivation," he has ascended to become the Heavenly Emperor, the most powerful being across all realms. He has immortality, infinite power, and universal reverence. There's just one problem: he's bored out of his divine mind. Seeking nostalgia, he returns to his humble starting sect. Instead of quiet memories, he finds Xiao Ling, his first master, who coldly presents him with a teenage son. Shocked, Liang Chen stumbles from realm to realm, and the truth explodes like a faulty cultivation technique: every one of his past romantic encounters has left a "legacy." The fierce Demon Sect Leader Mei Yan has his daughter. The elegant Alchemy Queen Bai Qing has his genius but clumsy son. The Illusion Mistress, the Ice Saint, the Mercenary Queen—84 children in total, each raised by powerful mothers across the cosmos, each unaware of their siblings... until now. Now, the man who can shatter stars with a thought faces his ultimate challenge: Fatherhood. He must: Reconnect with 84 angry/excited/confused ex-lovers. Bond with children who range from sword prodigies and demonic princesses to alchemists who keep blowing things up. Learn to change diapers (even if they're celestial dragon-hide diapers). And somehow explain why he never knew about any of them. From heavenly parenting disasters and sibling rivalry that threatens to destabilize realms, to awkward reunions filled with flashbacks of exactly how each child was conceived (usually involving "necessary dual cultivation for survival"), Liang Chen's new life is anything but boring. Witness the comedy as the universe's strongest man learns that raising 84 godlings is infinitely harder than conquering the heavens!
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Chapter 1 - THE EMPEROR OF ASHES

The end of the world was quiet.

Not the quiet of peace. The quiet of a breath held before a scream. The sky was a fractured mirror, bleeding light from a dozen dying realms. Below, the plain known as the Storm of Ten Thousand Shattered Realms lived up to its name. Mountains floated, broken. Rivers of molten star-stuff cut through the earth.

And in the center of it all, a man walked.

Liang Chen, the Heavenly Emperor, took a slow step forward. A bolt of crimson lightning, thick as a palace pillar and screaming with the souls of vanquished gods, lanced down from the bleeding sky. It struck the air a foot above his head.

It did not explode. It did not crackle. It simply… stopped. Then it unraveled into harmless wisps of red mist that dissolved in the wind.

He didn't look up. He didn't raise a hand. He just kept walking, his white and gold robes undisturbed.

His face was the problem.

It wasn't stern, or angry, or majestic. It was… bored. A profound, deep-seated weariness lived in his eyes, the color of a twilight sky. He watched the apocalypse around him with the interest of a man watching paint dry.

One thousand, two hundred and forty-three years, he thought. The calculation was automatic. That's how long this "Realm Consolidation War" has lasted. I've heard the same dying curses in seventeen different languages.

Ahead of him, the last alliance made their stand.

An Ancient Scale-Dragon, each of its nine heads coiled with power that once ruled galaxies, led the charge. To its left, a Stone Titan, its body a continent of living granite, shook the earth. To its right, a swarm of Star-Devourers, beings of shadow and hunger, blotted out the light.

They were magnificent. They were terrifying. They were the final, desperate defiance of chaos against his order.

Liang Chen felt nothing but a faint itch of impatience.

The Dragon breathed fire that could forge suns. The Titan slammed a fist that could shatter worlds. The Devourers swept forward to consume his very essence.

He stopped walking.

He lifted his right hand. Not in a grand, sweeping motion. Just a casual, almost dismissive gesture. He looked at the charging embodiments of primordial power.

He snapped his fingers.

The sound was ordinary. A simple click.

The effect was not.

There was no wave of force. No explosion of light. The Dragon's fire vanished in mid-air. The Titan's fist stopped, then the arm began to crumble, not into rock, but into fine, grey sand that was carried away by a wind that didn't exist a moment before. The Star-Devourers simply paused, their shadowy forms freezing, then dissipating like smoke in a breeze.

In less than a heartbeat, there was nothing left. No ash. No sound. Just the empty, scarred plain and the quiet.

The war was over.

He stood there for a long minute, listening to the silence. Then he turned and walked away, not into a portal, but simply ascending an invisible staircase, step by step, leaving the shattered realm below.

The Palace of Eternal Zenith was, as its name promised, the highest point in all of creation. Its spires pierced the calm fabric of eternal heaven. Music from divine instruments floated on perfumed air. Celestial ministers in flowing robes bowed as he passed, their faces alight with triumph.

"A glorious victory, Your Majesty!"

"An era of peace begins!"

"Your might is without equal!"

Liang Chen walked past them. He didn't nod. He didn't speak. His expression hadn't changed. The boredom from the battlefield had followed him here, settling into the majestic halls like a fine dust.

He reached the Grand Astral Chamber. With a thought, the vast doors sealed behind him, shutting out the noise. Here, it was truly silent. In the center of the room, a living tapestry woven from starlight and destiny played out the state of the universe. Every realm, every major thread of fate, was depicted in perfect, harmonious order. No conflicts. No rebellions. Just… peace.

He stared at it. He had fought for millennia to see this.

It meant nothing.

I have conquered everything, the thought came, clear and cold. Mountains, oceans, stars, gods, demons, fate itself. What is left? He waited for a feeling—pride, joy, satisfaction. Nothing came. Only a hollow, aching quiet. Except this emptiness.

His gaze drifted from the cosmic tapestry to his desk of polished moonwood. Scrolls of state, divine edicts, tributes from a thousand worlds. And there, among them, a single, plain jade slip. The kind used for routine reports from the lower celestial bureaus.

He picked it up. Idle curiosity. A distraction.

He infused it with a sliver of his will. The report from the Mortal Observation Bureau materialized in his mind. Population shifts. Qi fluctuations. Minor sect disputes. His eyes glazed over until a single, auto-highlighted line pulsed with soft, bureaucratic light:

// ANOMALY REPORT //

Subject: Verdant Sword Sect (Registry: First cultivation sect of Heavenly Emperor Liang Chen, lineage record attached).

Status: Facing existential threat. Besieged by coalition force 'Alliance of Three Peaks.' Defensive arrays at 12%. Core disciples: 43 remaining. Elder Council: Deceased. Projected total collapse: 3 standard days.

Recommended Action: Observation only. Non-interference protocol advised.

The Verdant Sword Sect.

A memory, faint and sepia-toned, stirred. Not of great power or glory. Of cold morning mist on a mountain peak. The ache of muscles after swinging a blunt practice sword ten thousand times. The simple, bitter taste of low-grade spirit herbs. The stern, focused face of a young woman who was his master, his first guide on the path.

Xiao Ling.

He hadn't thought of that name, that face, in centuries. A lifetime ago. A him that was so weak, so hungry, so… alive.

The hollow quiet in the Astral Chamber seemed to pulse. The perfect, ordered tapestry on the wall felt like a prison.

For the first time in centuries, the Emperor moved with something other than regal purpose. It was a whim. A faint, nostalgic tug on a string he thought had long ago snapped.

He dropped the jade slip. It clattered on the moonwood desk, a shockingly mundane sound in the divine chamber.

Without a word to his ministers, without a decree, he turned from the tapestry of a perfected universe. He walked to the great balcony that overlooked the sea of clouds and the infinite realms below.

Then, he stepped off.

He didn't fly. He didn't teleport. He simply fell, descending through the layers of heaven, a streak of white and gold against the eternal blue, leaving a silent throne and a universe that had just, without knowing it, begun to tilt on its axis.