It had to be an acceptable guy. And a shinobi. Someone strong. Nothing else mattered much. Though the stupid fuck should at least be tolerable for the one night, she was gonna share with him. And grateful. The question was, where to start looking? The hamlets surrounding Konoha had been a bust, so Tayuya had little to no choice but to look in the village itself. There should be at least one guy she could use, right?
Right?
Finding a suitable male with a proper dick attached was pretty fucking hard, no pun intended. But Tayuya was determined if nothing else. Finding a ninja around her age was damn hard, too, since she thought herself above the pedophile tendencies of her disgusting ass master. He was thankfully eighty feet under with a nice mountain on top. Creepy ass snake. How she hated him. Still, her defiant plan set firmly in her mind, Tayuya wandered the streets of Konoha, keeping a watchful eye out for suitable men.
Instead of suitable men, there were weirdos.
Lots and lots of weirdos.
Assholes in spandex - weirdest shit to date - feral numbskulls with four-legged companions probably thrice as smart as their human extras. And some masked creep that read porn in public, plus a white-faced faggot that was drawing a fat lady waddle around as if she were a freakin' unicorn, and a bunch of half-assed mongrels with weapons so big they surely compensated for a lot of other stuff.
Yeah, no, if she had to do this, it should at least be some degree of enjoyment.
She looked almost fondly upon the young and yet innocent genin - or mayhap just academy students. Would it... be like that? Tayuya had reason to wonder. Would she allow it? Should she? Probably. Strength was hard to come by alone. Tayuya knew that. Lived it. Felt it. Regreted it.
But... she would be there. Fuck the world and everything else, but for her child, Tayuya would be there.
Now she just had to make one.
Easy enough. Hopefully. Tayuya didn't need some weird leaf bugger to do some half-assed job, so she'd have to go and try again. So. How could one tell how fertile a guy was just by looking at his face? Sounded stupid. Probably was, too. She eyed a passing chunin. A scar across the nose. Not too old. Didn't look too dumb either. But then he bumped into some lady and almost instantly fell onto his knees to apologize.
For fuck's sake! Why was everyone here a wimp!
Annoyed, she spun around to march down the street to take her mind off things. The moment she did, Tayuya ran into something hard. Solid muscle, she noted. Nose scrunched up, she took a step back, glaring at the chest of the guy she had just run into.
"Fuck," she spat, rubbing at her stinging nose with the back of her hand. "Like running into a tree."
The guy laughed. "Looks like training paid off, then."
A shinobi, judging by the uniform. He had rock hard pecs, at least. She looked up. Blonde, blue-ish eyes, not ugly, but a bit boyish. Meh, beggars can't be choosers. The kids would be cute, right?
"You," she addressed him. "Come with me."
"What? Why?" He gave her a curious look.
Tayuya grabbed his hand, rough with calluses. "We're gonna get me pregnant." Which had been the plan all along. Get pregnant, have a happy family. Nice and easy. Why worry?
"We are what now?"
She didn't spare him the breath to answer and just dragged him back to the hotel she was staying in. Some passersby appeared highly confused as she pulled blondie past them - maybe they knew the stupid hunk - but Tayuya couldn't have cared less about what they thought anyway. She did glance back at the guy once. He did seem to be amused amidst all the confusion on his face.
The hotel receptionist flinched as she almost kicked the door off its creaky hinges. That wimp hid behind his counter as she breezed past. Ah, how she liked scaring people. Some shit from the snake had rubbed off over the years. Her room was the first to the right in the hallway. She all but threw blondie inside, locked the door, and began undoing the buttons of her shirt collar.
"Uhm, we are doing what again?"
Tayuya stopped and stared blankly at him. "Are you deaf or something?" She sighed. "You." She jabbed a finger into his chest. "Are going to get me." She pointed to herself. "Pregnant." She made a circle with thumb and pointer finger, stating rapidly through it with the middle finger of her other hand. "P-R-E-G-N-A-N-T," she spelled slowly. "You get it?"
He stared at her. "Uh... I guess? But... why?"
She rolled her eyes. "Don't ask questions. You are only here to knock me up. That's all."
"But I-"
"Shut up and get on the bed." Tayuya continued doing the buttons of her shirt and pulled it over her head the moment her head fit through the collar.
He was still standing there, looking about as confused as before. Sighing, Tayuya shoved him hard back onto the bed. He fell like a log, still staring at her as if she had just grown a second head.
"Dickhead," she muttered under her breath, discarding of her undershirt. Did the only one that seemed even slightly suitable have to make this any more complicated than it was?
While shaking off her pants, Tayuya hopped over to her nightstand. She pulled the pills from inside of the drawer and chucked them at blondie's face. He didn't catch them. They smacked right into his face.
Stepping out of her pants, Tayuya raised an eyebrow at him. "What's with the reflexes? You suck."
He blinked, tearing his eyes from her to stare down at the blue pills. "Uh, what are those?"
Tayuya almost groaned. What kind of-? "Viagra," she said shortly.
He coughed. "Uh... I don't need that?"
She doubted that. Glancing down at his lap, she scoffed. A tent. "What, you got some kind of fetish?"
Tayuya didn't consider herself to be exceptionally beautiful. In fact, she was pretty sure that she was anything but. She was thin, almost bony, and puberty had passed by her without so much as a passing touch. She blamed her malnourished teenage years for that. And the myriad of drugs and shit she had to endure. All she had going for her was muscle, scars, and long red hair.
"N-No!" he stammered, face heating. "But, uh, you are naked?"
"No shit," she scoffed, studying the tent in his pants. Hm, that didn't look too bad. Maybe she could get this over quickly. Or that guy had a thing for thin girls. Well, she wasn't about to complain. It worked in her favor.
She climbed onto the bed, straddling him. She raised an eyebrow at him. "Well? Off with the pants."
"Are you, like, sure about this?"
"You ask that now? What the hell, boy. I dragged your ass through half the city. Don't chicken out on me now."
He shrugged helplessly, not sure what to do with his hands. "H-Hey, I mean, I thought you were speaking code or something!"
"Nah, I wasn't." She sighed. "Now, let's get this over with."
She abruptly pulled his pants down. And stopped. Ah, yes. This could make things difficult. And pretty painful. It seemed like not everything in this village was a limp-dicked tree fucker. Well, at least it looked like he bathed more than once a month. But she was getting off track.
She smothered his face with her chest and hair to reach for the small flask that sat on the bedside table. That shit tasted awful bit it would up her chances to get pregnant by a lot. She downed it, almost gagged, and returned to the task at hand.
Well then, here goes-
"Wait!"
Tayuya glared at him. "What?"
He grabbed her hips, pushing her off her intended target. "Shouldn't I.. uh, prepare you?"
She huffed. " I don't need any-"
Tayuya stopped herself and glanced down.
She wasn't exactly well developed. Not incredibly tall either. Blondie, on the other hand, was tall. Almost two heads on her. And there was the fact that he was rather hung. Well. Might as well get something other than pregnancy out of this, right?
"Fine," she said, more to herself than blondie. "Might as well."
He grinned up at her, almost cheekily, before he pulled her up, lifting her over his entre midsection until his face was buried between her thighs.
"Eager now, are we?" she joked, kind of impressed by his strength.
His breath was hot against her core. "Well, you insist on this, so I have to do it right."
Ugh, a goody-two-shoes, huh? He kind of annoyed her.
The moment he buried his face between her legs, Tayuya almost gasped. So maybe he knew what he was doing. He lapped diligently at her core with a surprisingly long tongue, and for nearly five minutes, Tayuya had to actively restrain herself from making any noise.
"That's enough," she said, staring down at him as blankly as her elevated heartbeat allowed. "I'm here to get knocked up, not have some affair."
He let his head fall back onto her pillow, mouth smeared with a mixture of salvia and her juices. Tayuya almost grimaced as he licked it all up and grinned up at her. Alright, if he thought that tasted good, all the better for him, right? It didn't smell like honey, which made it unlikely to even taste remotely like honey. Good thing she couldn't give two fucks about his enjoyment.
"If you're so eager," she said, sliding off him with weaker than she thought them to be legs, "You do the moving."
While he scrambled into a keeling position and got rid of his shirt - a few scars hidden underneath - Tayuya laid down on her stomach, the slimy feeling between her legs only slightly uncomfortable. She stared back at him. "Well? Get to it. And be quick about it, I don't wanna stay in this village any longer than necessary." Those spandex guys freaked her out.
Ugh, that almost killed her mood.
"Okay." Blondie didn't waste much time. He positioned himself and, without much preamble, pushed in.
Tayuya bit the pillow before a groan could escape her. Right, this was one painful reminder that losing your virginity to some limp-dicked asshole did not help to get used to the intrusive feeling. And not to such size. Holy blazin' balls! That hurt more than she imagined it would.
She refused to show her discomfort. It would be a one-time thing, and actually giving birth would be much worse anyways. She sunk her teeth into the pillow and waited.
"You good?"
"Yeah yeah," she dismissed, "Just get this over with."
He moved. Slowly, steadily. What a considerate asshole.
"Oi," she grunted at him, "Get this over with."
She could see him frown out from the corner of her eye, but he complied.
Tayuya became pleasantly aware of the heat pooling in the pit of her abdomen. She almost laughed at it. Oh, how funny. She'd sought a release in sex before and was bitterly disappointed. It hurt, it was short, it was disgusting. This, the one time it should be over as fast as possible, actually felt pretty good after a while. And when he suddenly bent down to kiss her neck, Tayuya almost gasped aloud.
"Hey," she huffed at him over her shoulder, "Stop that shit."
He grinned. "Mhm," he hummed, picking up the pace.
And Tayuya almost bit a piece out of the pillow.
Ah. OH. Okay. Fuck. So... this was new.
Tayuya was used to pain. She could easily deal with any amount of pain, from unbearable and make it seem like nothing, to nothing and make it seem like she was dying. Pleasure was a different story entirely, yet it was pretty much the same. An intense feeling, dominating her other sense. Burning hot, raking, and clawing through all of her, igniting nerves she didn't think receptive.
That and he stabbed so fucking deep, she hadn't thought it should be possible.
But it felt so fucking good.
She could barely keep herself from groaning. Her fingers dug hard into the sheets, tightening with every deep thrust that sent tingles up her spine and all the way down to her toes.
Okay. This was good. Really good.
Who knew getting pregnant would be this fucking nice?
Good thing she didn't do a desperate one and went with the guy that carried a puppy around, right?.
Blondie pulled her hips up, pushing deep, hard, and for a moment, Tayuya felt like she almost blacked out. What in the fucking-! A gasp escaped her, and for the briefest of moments, it felt as if Tayuya had lost all control over her body.
And boy, did that feel good.
"Holy fuck," she groaned.
Her hands were shaking, and she could, for the life of her, not feel her damn legs. When he kissed her neck again, Tayuya couldn't resist. She relished the attention in her pleasure haze, arched her back to get more out of it.
And then the haze lifted a bit, and she came to her senses. Fuck. So that's where the word mindblowing came from.
She felt tired. Worn out. More so than she could remember in recent times. Blondie had ceased moving, and all Tayuya felt was the heat of him still buried inside of her.
"You done?"
Dammit. She sounded breathless. Well, he did good, after all.
He grinned, so smug she wanted to rip it right of his face. "Nope."
Fuck.
After she deemed herself sufficiently impregnated and thoroughly fucked to goo - holy fuck that guy had messed her brain up - Tayuya was kind of satisfied with her decision. The guy had done a good enough job, and the potion would ensure she got what she needed.
She allowed herself to bask in the afterglow for a minute longer, calming her rapidly beating heart, and sat up. "Right, now get the fuck out."
Blondie, propped up on an elbow and watching her with a weird kind of look in the eyes, frowned. "But I just-"
"No," she cut him off. "I got what I needed, now get out." She shoved him for good measure, forcing him to slide off the bed.
He frowned. What? Did he want more? Asshole should consider himself lucky in the first place.
"Well? What are you waiting for? Scram." She rolled off the head, limbs leaden and still kind of tingly.
Now here did she throw her pants? Something began to feel exceedingly disgusting between her legs. Huh. Was that all her? Damn. She glanced at blondie, who mutinously picked up his clothes. Hm.
Well. Maybe once she had her kid. Her family. Perhaps then he'd get to shag her again.
She pulled her pants on - it felt disgusting, seriously - resolved to shower as soon as possible, and began ushering him out. "Right, thanks, I guess. Bye." Tayuya pushed him out of the door, slammed it shut, and sighed.
Okay, the hardest part was over. Basically. Or depending on how hard her pregnancy would be. Meh, couldn't be harder than finding a suitable guy, right?
She took a step and could almost hear the wet squishing noise it made. Ugh.
Tayuya left the village on the same evening. After a good shower. She had packed light and sealed her food away in a neat little scroll, holstered on her leg. Seals were some damn underrated things, really. Now she only needed a place to stay. It would probably be best if she could just live there afterward, too. As long as she could finally have her happy life, nothing else mattered.
She had always liked the ocean. Hm. Well, the south sounded nice, too. And with the money she had lifted from Orochifucker's back pockets, it would be laughably easy to buy a house at the beach.
Plan set, Tayuya strolled out of the village gate, a tune on her lips and her cute baby mere nine months away. Good thing she didn't need anyone besides that to be content. No one to control her life, no one to try and cut her open while she slept.
...
Yeah, uh, Tayuya had some messed up impressions of proper human relationships. She knew it. She didn't care.
Still, being on her own would always be better than being potentially backstabbed.
... but she could have gotten used to the kind of backstabbing blondie did.
Suddenly feeling rather irritated, Tayuya turned around one last time to the gates. "Fuck you, blondie!" she hollered. Yeah, sure. He heard that.
With that, Tayuya left the village behind.