Naruto: Son of Transmigrator
The Third Great Shinobi War, protracted and bloody, slowly came to an end.
This year, Tojo Seiya was born in the Tetsu no Kuni [Land of Iron].
At the age of one, he chatted happily with the Angel of Akatsuki, maneuvering among the three major powers: the Tetsu no Kuni, Konoha, and Amegakure.
At the age of three, he fought the Seven Shinobi Swordsmen of the Mist and the Jinchuriki of the Four and Five-Tails, achieving a flawless victory.
Just shy of four years old, he crossed paths with the Konoha's Three Sannin, gained the upper hand, and departed with flair.
Entering Kumogakure, the notoriously short-tempered Fourth Raikage welcomed him with open arms.
Joining Akatsuki, the usually ice-cold Konan showed him exceptional care.
Visiting Konoha, the fiercely proud Tsunade fawned over him with forced smiles.
Posterity sought to uncover the secret to his dominance over the Shinobi world.
Upon examining the historical records, they found the words "diligence and self-improvement" written crookedly on every page.
They tossed and turned, unable to sleep, examining the records closely for many years.
Finally, they read between the lines and saw that the entire book was filled with two phrases:
"Mom, help!"
"Wives, assist me!"
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