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Naruto: I, Rasa, Am Innocent!

Spreading Konoha Conspiracy Theories? I, Rasa, Am Innocent! I opened my eyes in the body of the Fourth Kazekage and tasted ash on my tongue. Sunagakure was already dead. A starving skeleton buried under endless sandstorms. No food, no water, no future. Iwagakure ground our bones to dust. Kirigakure drained the last of our blood with ironclad extortion. Even the worthless villages of Grass and Rain had begun sharpening their knives for the carcass. And watching it all with cold, amused eyes was the true predator: Konoha. A golden empire bloated with power, jinchuriki, and legends. One order from the Third Hokage and the Hidden Sand would vanish from the map like a footnote in history. There was no glory left. No heroic last stand. Only survival. So I made a pact with the devil that called itself the Master Swindler System. My weapon? Not sand. Not gold. Not armies. Lies. I would poison the Leaf from the inside until it rotted and tore itself apart. Until its heroes turned on each other. Until the village that had spent decades crushing weaker nations finally choked on its own shadow. The first rumors slid into the world like knives between ribs: - Hiruzen Sarutobi, the revered Professor, stole the glory that belonged to Uchiha Kagami and buried the truth in a shallow grave. - Sakumo Hatake, the White Fang, was driven to a coward’s suicide because the village elders feared his growing legend. - The real reason Minato Namikaze died was far darker than any Nine-Tails rampage… and the proof is irrefutable. - The Fourth Mizukage? Nothing more than a flesh puppet dancing on the strings of a Konoha Uchiha spy. Every document, every forged suicide note, every leaked scroll was perfect. The system made sure of it. The ninja world swallowed the poison eagerly. Konoha began to fracture. Uchiha blood boiled in the streets. Anbu shadows moved against their own Hokage. Old alliances cracked. Old hatreds reignited. And somewhere in the dunes, I sat in the Kazekage’s blood-red office, watching the reports roll in, hands already stained with the ink of nations’ downfall. I did nothing wrong. I did it to protect the Hidden Sand. I did it so my children would not starve in the sand that swallowed their fathers. In a world where the strong devour the weak without mercy, innocence is just another word for weakness. This is not a comedy. This is the story of a desperate kage who chose to burn the brightest village in the world to keep his own from freezing to death. And when the flames finally reach the sky, I will still say the same thing: “I, Rasa, am innocent.” --- pat***** japanime20
Abai_Zar · 829.8k Views

Naruto: Oh, I'm quite sane

A scientist, beaten a cold from escaping the government could only die silently in a small alley. His final words? Why didn't they just offer more money??? His consciousness was then pulled and lured to another world by an entity called the 'assistant', into the body of Naruto. The assistant gives out missions he need to complete, but lacks one vital information about this new Naruto...he HATES being told what to do, so while he is given missions, he plots to remove this so called assistant from his mind. Now, follow this chaotic and mischievous boy as he wrecks havoc across the elemental nations! He loves explosions, and he loves research, but most of all, he's an absolute menace to his enemies! ------------------ Notes: He has watched Naruto, but he remembers almost nothing, so basically, all he knows is names of characters, possibly even forgetting their appearances. Will not affect plot!!!! For those who dislike system type novels, good for you, he does have a system, BUT, it will be gone very early on. If you want to know when? Uh, wait Also, I will DEFINITELY change some plot, for example, NPC A who dies in Naruto will probably be alive in my series, won't say who lives n who dies, but yh, there will def be changes Lastly, this is generally comedy, I will do my best to follow the general plot of the original story, and NO, this isn't a complete takeover, this is a fusion of minds between Naruto and the scientist, so even if one side is more dominant, it is more like living two different lives in this case P.S, it starts off as a ROB(cause im a terrible person), promise that it vanishes quickly, got reminded by a comment so wanted to drop this here as a quick warning, as stated before, the system will be gone early + No, Naruto won't end up with Sasuke/another guy, I tend to lean into comedy that revolves around these types of humour, so if anyone is not comfortable with these things, it might not be for you, even if those jokes aren't spoken often. Either way, enjoy~
Error_Artz · 239.9k Views

Naruto: the Uchiha Rules the World(Continued)

“Kindness built upon others’ suffering is the most hypocritical kind of kindness.” — Uzumaki Kushina ——— A bloodstained Uchiha boy walked toward the main gate, carrying three human heads. All three heads wore masks, their faces impossible to identify. This boy was Rengoku, rushing back from Kusagakure after being rescued by Muku and Ryuzetsu. He traded a single piece of intel for a special rapid treatment. He never dared stop, not even to change clothes, heading straight back to Konoha. When he reached the village gate, gatekeepers Kamizuki Izumo and Hagane Kotetsu stepped up immediately to confirm his identity. “Uchiha Rengoku, mission in Kusagakure.” While flipping through the file in his hand, Hagane Kotetsu gave the heads a quick look. “Did something unexpected happen?” ——— “Looks like I made it in time.” Hearing the clan meeting had just ended, Rengoku finally let out a breath of relief. He had been rushing nonstop, didn’t even change clothes, and managed to make it back before the night of the clan extermination. The Uchiha clan meeting had wrapped up already. Konoha had learned from Itachi about the Uchiha coup plan. Danzo had likely already ordered Itachi to wipe out the clan. Itachi was probably contacting Tobi these past few days, preparing to move. But now that he’d made it back, there was still a chance to gamble. ——— For Rengoku, this was only the beginning. As long as he protected the Uchiha clan, its members would become his endless source of chakra. The rise of the Uchiha was the road to his own power. He would one day become the god of the Uchiha. And even, the GOD OF THIS WORLD. (It is being continued from Chapter 336. To read previous chapters, search the name.) ═❀IT'S A TL❀═ RAW:
Ambitious_Guy_2 · 510.1k Views