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Kage? No Problem, Just Pay Up

Reborn in the shinobi world, Shiki awakened the Character Simulation System. His very first role was none other than Admiral Borsalino. Thus began the grand career of a professional slacker in the unforgiving world of ninja. His new philosophy on life was brilliantly simple: why stand when you can sit? And if you can just let things take their natural course, why break a sweat or bend over backwards trying to prove yourself to anyone? "Oh, this Uchiha Clan... Every single one of them is a genius, and with that Sharingan of theirs to boot. How terrifying!" he would constantly lament, a lazy, mocking smirk playing on his lips. "And what about their Kekkei Genkai, those unbelievable S-Rank techniques, and the dreadful Tailed Beasts? Not to mention the Five Kage, who keep those colossal monsters around like mere house pets! Every opponent is more dreadful than the last. This world is truly a frightening place, and I am but a humble shinobi, just trying to scrape by from paycheck to paycheck." He would have happily languished in his idleness forever, had he not stumbled upon the official mission compensation rates. I'm sorry, what was that? A single S-Rank Mission pays a cool million ryo?! To hell with the Tailed Beasts! Who cares about the God of Shinobi? To the devil with the Uchiha Clan and Otsutsuki Kaguya! Still drawling his signature "how terrifying" with feigned trepidation, he was now delivering light-speed kicks to those very same almighty Otsutsuki, knocking them out cold in the blink of an eye. From that moment on, he lived by a single rule: pay handsomely, gentlemen, and for the right price, I will grind all Five Kage combined into dust!
Vanadiummm · 1.7k Views

Infinity Hell, Start as Dobby in Harry Potter World

Good news to all you can read the advanced chapters of my novel for only 2$/ month from now on in my my patr eon page at: pa treon.com/Fatenovels. thank you for your support.... ............... Jack an orphan that climbed up the ladder through under world by stepping on others has finally sat on the seat of the boss. But who would have expected that the previous boss actually a put a bomb in the seat with biometric locking. Any person other than him that sat on it would be blasted to the moon directly. “Bhooom” Right before his body destroyed he saw a monster like image appeared in the fire opening its mouth and swallowing him. In the next second he appeared in a pure white room with around 6 other people. Before he can see them clearly he heard a voice with AI like system. “Tring Welcome to the bridged space before heaven and hell. Because of the heavy work load the processing of dead souls is given to hell’s artificial intelligence. Please look at the interface in front of you. It has quantified values of your good and bad deeds. You are given 3 options…. First is to enjoy in heaven with your good deeds as currency and come to hell to suffer the bad deeds in hell, or you can reverse the process and finally you can step into the cycle of reincarnation. Second you can suffer all kinds of punishments till your bad deeds are done and directly enter the cycle of reincarnation, you can choose something like life, wealth, happiness using the value of good deeds that you did not spend going to heaven. Third option is special, this is the path that can even let you become god but failing once would cause you to lose almost everything. Participate in the entertainment of hell’s infinite fantasy. Choosing the third option requires 10 thousand points of good deeds. You can choose this option and be in debt of remaining points but once you lost 100 thousand points you will serve in hell for 1000 years including bearing punishments. Well the waiting in solitude for your punishment might destroy your soul. If you choose the third option you will be sent to live in infinity city where points are needs as currency, if you cannot pay you will be kicked out of the infinity city and lose the challenge left with debt. Remember you can never leave infinity city unless you admit that you lost. ……………………. “First fantasy world started and your goal is to survive till the end of the fight between good and evil, choose a side and support them you will receive 100 points for surviving till the end. Remember that there are hidden mission that can give you more points. Also you might receive sponsorship from various, gods and demons or spirit beings based on your performance. Prey that your first character is good because you can take part of its power as your own if you can survive with a good performance.” “Wait, why do I not look like a human being? I seem to have seen this creature. Wait isn’t it that house elf Dobby. No way had I become Dobby then this is Harry potter world…..”
souryourer · 1.1m Views

Reborn as Anti- Netorare (NTR) System

Ethan Hunt was the perfect husband hardworking, loyal, and totally oblivious. That is, until the day he walked in on his wife and her secret lover. He wanted a peaceful divorce; they wanted him dead. In a panic, the adulterous duo pushed him down the stairs, ending his miserable life in seconds. But fate has a twisted sense of humor. Instead of heaven or hell, Ethan wakes up as a disembodied consciousness. He is no longer a man; he is the "Anti-Netorare (NTR) System." His mission? To travel across the multiverse and attach himself to hopeless husbands and clueless boyfriends who are about to lose their wives to "Transmigrators" sleazy travelers from Earth armed with cheat codes and seduction skills. From the Hidden Leaf Village to the magical halls of Wizarding Universities, from the pirate-infested seas to the skyscrapers of Metropolis, Ethan must guide his hosts to protect their relationships. The problem? His hosts are usually idiots, and the villains are cunning harem-seekers who know the plot better than he does. Witness the chaotic journey of a System that refuses to let anyone else get cheated on. He will trigger fire alarms, summon monsters, create misunderstandings, and use every dirty trick in the book to stop the "lucky pervert" moments before they happen. He could not save his own marriage, but he is going to make damn sure he saves yours. Warning: This novel contains extreme humor, satisfying face-slapping of home-wreckers, and chaotic "close call" saves. All characters involved are adults (18+), because even in the multiverse, only adults have to deal with this level of drama.
VIDHI_FATE · 169.6k Views

Reborn as Hinata in Naruto World with Lucky Pervert System

To the editor: All the characters in the plot are 18 years or older. Please don’t misunderstand and cause trouble for me. Thank you… Dying after slipping on a banana peel while running away from a cute guy was not exactly how she planned to go out. But for one incredibly shy woman from Earth, death was just the beginning of her embarrassment. She wakes up in the World of Naruto, but not as a powerful villain or a cool genius. No, she has been reborn as Hinata Hyuga, the shyest girl in existence. All she wants is to live a quiet life, hide in the back of the classroom, and avoid eye contact. Unfortunately, fate and a very chaotic System has other plans. Welcome to the Lucky Pervert System. Instead of giving her infinite chakra or a godly bloodline, this System grants her a terrifyingly passive ability: The Rito Effect. Suddenly, the cool and composed men of the ninja world cannot seem to keep their balance. Naruto slips on thin air. Sasuke trips over his own feet. Kakashi somehow gets his vest caught on her sweater. And every single accidental fall results in them landing in the most compromising, gravity-defying, and ecchi positions possible with poor Hinata! The Catch: Every time she almost faints from embarrassment, she earns "Shy Points" to upgrade her skills. The Curse: Every time she uses a Transformation Jutsu, the System conveniently "forgets" to render half of her clothes. The Result: A trail of nosebleeds, misunderstandings, and unintentional seduction that leaves the strongest men in the village hopelessly in love with her. Watch as the shyest girl in the world accidentally stumbles her way into becoming the greatest harem protagonist of all time. Status: Hilarious. Genre: Romantic Comedy / System / Harem / Parody. Warning: Contains extreme blushing and highly improbable physics.
VIDHI_FATE · 314k Views