"I have been reincarnated!"
After several minutes of observing the strange new surroundings and the unfamiliar face reflected in the mirror, Adrian finally reached a conclusion — he had died and entered a new world.
His expression hardened, brows furrowing as he focused inward, trying to piece together the fragmented memories of two lives tangled together.
His past life's memories were much clearer and easier to grasp. He had been the stereotypical virgin, a loser high schooler, bullied and humiliated daily by his peers simply for existing.
The last thing he remembered from Earth was walking home from school when he spotted a strange book lying in a quiet alleyway, its hardcover boldly inscribed with the words: "MILF NOTE."
Just as he bent down to pick it up, everything went black. That was the moment his life ended—killed by a mysterious notebook.
His frown deepened as he struggled to understand why such a harmless-looking book had caused his death. But no matter how he racked his brain, nothing came.
"No use crying over spilled milk. I should just carry on with this new life. Maybe, just maybe, it will be better than my life on Earth," he muttered.
Closing his eyes, he tried to piece together the unfamiliar, broken thoughts crowding his mind. Seconds bled into minutes, and minutes stretched into half an hour before his eyes finally fluttered open.
His expression turned grim, like someone who had just received the worst news of their life.
"This life isn't any better either…" he muttered through clenched teeth.
His name in this world was Adrian.
He was the last child of the Yuan Clan's great leader—a loser through and through.
At the age of fourteen, everyone in this world awakened their cultivation core. Yet even after four years, Adrian had never awakened anything.
He became the outcast of a flourishing clan. His mother had run away in shame, while his father neglected him, leaving him to the mercy of step-siblings and stepmothers who bullied him daily.
Six months ago, one of his stepsisters sold him to a slave merchant for a few silver coins. Five months ago, he was sold again—this time to a demonic sect known as the Purple Poison Sect—to serve as nothing more than a servant disciple.
In this sect, servant disciples weren't real disciples at all. They were punching bags, test subjects, and worse.
Just weeks ago, two young outer court disciples had even tried to force themselves on him. He had barely managed to escape with his life.
Simply recalling the tortures suffered by the body's former owner made him shiver.
"I have to leave this place immediately!" he vowed.
And as if answering his determination, a shimmering light appeared before his eyes.
A small glowing cloud formed in the air, and from it descended an object that fell at his feet.
Adrian's eyes widened at the familiar sight.
"The MILF NOTE… the same book that caused my death."
His hands trembled as he reached for it. The bold letters on the cover burned into his vision: MILF NOTE.
"This damned thing again…" he muttered. "Is it here to kill me a second time?"
But what was there to lose? It had already taken him from one miserable life into another. Maybe, if he died again, things might finally change.
He placed his hand on the notebook and waited. Seconds ticked by, but the familiar sensation of losing his vision never came.
Frowning, he picked it up. Still nothing.
Strange.
Gathering his courage, he flipped the book open. On the first page, a set of bold calligraphy words appeared.
RULES
The MILF NOTE only works on women above thirty years of age.
It can only work on a woman if she has spoken with, greeted, or looked directly at the writer.
Once a name is written, the woman will become irresistibly attracted and loyal to the owner of the MILF NOTE.
The MILF NOTE will not affect women whose cultivation is more than two realms above the writer's.
"The heck!"
He rubbed his eyes and read the lines again, but the words remained the same.
"Is this for real?" he muttered. Naturally, there was no response. He would have to test it himself to know.
"It appeared out of a magical cloud, it definitely works," he concluded.
"But simply turning women into lust-driven beasts won't make me stronger…"
At most, the MILF NOTE would get older women to fall madly in love with him, granting him the chance to finally lose his V-card.
And once again, as though the universe itself was listening, a holographic window appeared before his eyes.
[Host Detected: Adrian Yuan]
[Checking condition…]
[Talent: None. Cultivation: None. Status: Waste.]
[Activating supplementary function.]
[Dual Cultivation System Online.]
Adrian's eyes widened.
A dual cultivation system.
As a nerd on Earth, he knew exactly what it meant.
He stood up, happiness etched across his face. For the very first time, the universe had granted him something useful for his predicament!
"A mysterious book that makes attracting women easy, and a system that allows me to cultivate through sex… I've hit the jackpot in this new life!"
[Character status has been completed]
[ Revealing ]
⟬ Dual Cultivation System ⟭
Host: Adrian Yuan
Realm: None (No Cultivation Progress)
Qi Progress: 0 / 1350
Qi Balance: 0
Affinities: None
Bloodline: None
Constitution: None
[SKILLS]
[BOUND PARTNERS]
[INVENTORY]
Adrian studied his character status with a profound expression.
[ You've received x4 Welcome Packages. ]
[Do you wish to open them now?]
"Yes!" he answered immediately.
Another window popped up, revealing four glowing gift boxes.
The first one burst open.
[ Skill: Profound Eyes has been acquired ]
Profound Eyes (Unique) — Enables host to see the character status of targets.
Other Effects:
– Provides deeper details, such as lust meter, on host's dual cultivation interests.
– Reveals hidden fetishes and kinks of dual cultivation partners.
Adrian grinned. With the MILF NOTE, this system, and Profound Eyes combined, he would become unstoppable.
The second gift package opened.
[ Skill: Peerless Dragon has been acquired ]
Peerless Dragon (Unique) — The host's manhood is unparalleled, carrying extraordinary vitality and dominance, always prepared for any dual cultivation.
Other Effects:
– All dual cultivation partners will find it difficult to resist you after experiencing it.
"This…"
He was speechless.
Another trump card added to his arsenal!
The third package revealed itself.
[ Item: Cultivation Core Awakening Candy ]
Cultivation Core Awakening Candy (Unique) — Once consumed, a cultivation core is immediately awakened.
[ Item has been sent to inventory ]
"Jackpot!"
He leapt for joy.
The body's former owner had been tortured and humiliated for his inability to awaken a cultivation core. But now, all of that would change.
Finally, the last gift box opened.
[ Skill: Qi Devourer has been acquired ]
Qi Devourer (Unique, Lvl 1/3) — Qi obtained from dual cultivation is multiplied by x10.
Seeing the last gift, he was left speechless.