📖 Chapter One – "Truck With Baby Legs"
Adrian had always considered himself painfully average. Average height, average looks, average grades. His most outstanding trait was that he could trip over absolutely nothing. He was, in his own words, "NPC material."
On his way home from school one cloudy afternoon, he muttered to himself while adjusting his too-heavy backpack.
Adrian (grumbling): "Seventeen years on Earth, and what have I got? No parents, no girlfriend, no dog. Just debt, acne, and a crippling Minecraft addiction. If life were an RPG, I'd still be farming slimes."
He checked his phone, sighing at the depressing list of unread notifications:
Mom & Dad: still dead.
Bank app: still broke.
Online crush: still ignoring him.
"Yeah, totally main character material," Adrian muttered.
And that's when fate—or perhaps comedy—struck. Literally.
From the corner of his eye, Adrian noticed movement. A truck barreled down the street. But not just any truck. This one… had baby legs. Dozens of tiny baby legs pumping furiously beneath the chassis, carrying the vehicle with the speed of a bullet train.
Adrian blinked.
Adrian: "…oh oh ohhhii What the hell am I looking at? Did somebody mod reality?!"
The truck screeched as it galloped toward him, honking like a demonic goose.
> Adrian (throwing up his hands): "Nope. Nope. This is not how I go out. I'm supposed to die in my sleep, surrounded by waifus I'll never have! Not—"
SPLAT.
Adrian was instantly turned into street pancake.
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When he opened his eyes, he was no longer on Earth. He was lying in a grassy field beneath a sky the color of melted cotton candy.
Adrian (sitting up): "…Okay. So this is either heaven, an isekai, or the world's weirdest fever dream. Please let it be isekai. Please let me get some busted cheat skill like 'God-tier Sword Prodigy' or 'Unlimited Girlfriend Summons.'"
But before he could finish begging whatever cosmic force had dumped him here, the air split open with a deafening crack.
Two titans appeared, mid-battle. On one side, a hulking pig-faced alien, tusks longer than Adrian's body, swinging a light saber that light blinded him. On the other side, a clown with glowing eyes the size of dinner plates, and laughing like joker from DC juggling what looked like nuclear cream pies.
Adrian froze.
Adrian: "…Nope. Nope. Put me back in my old reality At least there, my biggest enemy was taxes."
The pig alien roared, hurling the clown across the valley. The clown bounced once, twice, then flung a black hole in the shape of a pie tin. Mountains crumbled. Rivers evaporated.
Adrian screamed.
Adrian: "HELLO?! Tutorial? Safe zone? Respawn protection? ANYTHING?!"what the f Am I in the end game with out even the newbies village in my filed of view
The shockwave ripped through the valley. Adrian barely had time to flip off the universe before he was obliterated. Again.
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Current location
The Void
Where all reality exists
This time, death didn't mean oblivion. Adrian's soul drifted in a place beyond time, beyond light, beyond reason. The Void.
It was pain. Endless, unrelenting pain. His soul shattered, reformed, shattered again. Over and over. Each time, fragments of strange energies clung to him. He absorbed them. Sometimes by choice, sometimes against his will.
Adrian screamed, laughed, and cried all at once.
Adrian: "Why does reincarnation feel like being put through a cosmic blender?! This is not what the anime promised me!"
A billion eons could've passed. Or a single second. Time didn't matter here. Pain was time.
But slowly… painfully… he endured. His soul began to stabilize. He was no longer just a boy. He was something more.a god a creator
He floated in the abyss, stronger than before,than ever able to comprehend the nothingness around him.
Adrian (panting): "Okay… okay. Let's recap. First life? Roadkill by baby-legged truck. Second life? Nuked by interdimensional barnyard cosplay. Third life? Soul smoothie. Ten out of ten, God. Great plan."
Silence.
Adrian: "…Wait. Did I just… survive the void? Does this mean I'm…?"
The thought settled in his mind, heavy and terrifying.and kinda cool
Adrian: "…Am I God now? No… worse. I'm one of those overpowered self-insert characters. Crap. I'm literally a walking fanfiction."
He groaned. Then grinned.
Adrian: "Actually, hold up. This could be fun."
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A few more trillions billion eons pass
Now in some corner of void
Experimentally, Adrian extended his hand. To his surprise, light bloomed from his palm. It condensed into a shining bubble, no larger than his fist. Yet within, he sensed endless space. Infinite possibility.
> Adrian (eyes widening): "…It's like paper. And I've got the pen."to draw
Ideas flooded his mind. Worlds, realities, stories. He thought of Marvel's One Above All, DC's Presence, and other creators whispered about in geeky forums.
Adrian (chuckling): "Man, they probably already exist out there, huh? The multiverse is real, and I'm just some random guy who got promoted to janitor of existence. I should totally crash one of their meetings someday. Imagine me walking in like, 'Hey, guys. Got room for one more omniscient being?'"
He snorted at his own joke, then peered into his fragile bubble.
> Adrian: "Alright. If I'm making a reality, it's not going to be boring elves and dwarves. No, sir. I'm going full Minecraft. Every myth, every cursed mod, every dumb creepypasta—Herobrine, notch , Steve,noob,Entity 303, Null, you name it. They're all going in."
His grin widened, sharp and mischievous.
Adrian: "And when they ask who created it… they won't know Adrian. They'll know… Creator X\/entity x
The bubble pulsed, growing brighter. Inside, the first blocks of reality began to take shape.
And in the endless void, a new omniverse was born.
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