All generic otakus dream of going to another world, usually isekai. Honestly, it's ridiculous how oversaturated this genre has become. Sure, it would be hypocritical since I'm one of them, but I never wanted to be a generic hero, really? Saving the world is problematic, and who can guarantee that the next Overlord will rise again?
But I must admit, of all the worlds I could reincarnate in after participating in a game of the Wheel of SAMSARA, THIS was one of the worst. Really? But... Come to think of it, the journey to the cycle has already been broken.
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"NEXT!"
And as ordered, another in line walked. This place I was in at the time was the "Court of Future Destiny." The Great Enma Yama (King and Judge of the Underworld) with crimson skin, noble Taoist robes, and Oni horns judged before me.
Honestly, I was calm. I couldn't believe I'd done horrible things to have so much bad karma, and my life was too mediocre for perfectly pure karma.
"NEXT!"
"Ah... my turn." Walking calmly, I stopped in front of the giant, over 10 meters tall. It was honestly terrifying, but I knew I would be judged fairly and—
"WORLD OF ASHURA, GO TO THE WHEEL OF SAMSARA."
"WHAT?" What the hell? He didn't even look at the list like he did with the others and just threw me into hell. "TH-THIS ISN'T FAIR!"
Apparently, that was the wrong answer.
"HOW DARE YOU GO AGAINST MY DECISION? MERE MORTAL!?"
The giant seemed to grow EVEN GREATER, seeming to reach the heavens. Fire roared from its mouth, and its breath stank of sulfur and pepper. Before I could open my mouth again, the Great God roared again.
"You, young Anon, do you know HOW MANY times you've been here? Your reincarnations are the worst, always dying in ridiculous ways and with an incredible number of absurd requests. It's time for you to be rebuilt!"
Wait—I've been here before? Damn, I must really be the annoying guy. But before I could continue that train of thought, Yama's enormous fist grabbed me with its claws, suffocating my soul and squeezing it.
"BUT, since you're so dissatisfied with your fate, I think it's only fair that I give you your long-awaited "better life," right?"
His big, toothy, shit-eating grin wasn't welcoming, no way. I was completely screwed.
"NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, AND DON'T COME BACK FOR THE NEXT 10,000 YEARS, YOU ANNOYING BEAST!"
And in that loving way, I was thrown toward the wheel of reincarnation like a ballistic missile, hurtling straight through it into one of the worlds classified as "BIZARRE," the darkest realms to live in, and I will be reincarnated here.
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"—And that's how we became this speaker, Mein Name is Hitler, der Führer."