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(BL)-The Top Slayer

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If you search for a story where a man gets transported in another world where he can find his true love and live the rest of his new life in peace...then...you are clearly in the wrong place. The man who will get transported is a Moron and trust me, You would rather not read this story. But if You do, I'll give you a free cookie.
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Chapter 1 - The biggest Moron in the whole existence.

"IT IS ME OF COURSE!"

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"...why did I just scream? and why?...whatever!...let's return to us" Said Mujin as he crashed himself on his bed. The Bag of spicy chips and his laptop floated 20 cm off the bed before landing back on it as Mujin returned reading the immense wall of words on the screen while devouring the spicy chips like nothing.

His eyes moved from one side of the screen to another as he read faster than he actually could but he was really excited so he couldn't help...why so excited? simple, The Novel that he had been reading for the past years was just going to end in a Dozen of chapters and he couldn't wait to finally read the ending.

"Ok ok...Let's see, Let's see...I want to be amazed by this one last time so I'm trusting you author...Amaze me!" Said Mujin as he was just about to press on the button 'Next chapter' when suddenly he heard his doorbell rang.

Mujin sighed as he stood up from the messy bed to then stretch a little.

"Who might be now?"

Mujin leaved his room as he headed towards the door.

While on the way he passed near the mirror and catched a glimpse of his body in all his might.

Mujin had some short and messy brown wavy hair, under them, there were green eyes with eyebags, a rather big and rather masculine jaw with some short beard all over it and also some under his nose, a light skin tone and a glare of someone who clearly should sleep more.

He was wearing a white t-shirt and some red shorts that he used as a pajama and his stance was the elegant one that someone gets when they are scratching their butt.

"Well, Must admit the working out really payed off" Said Mujin as he stopped in front of the mirror to look at himself better while flexing his arms.

Why was he doing that?...Mujin always did that...if he grew some muscles he always flexed them on the mirror.

It was annoying and had nosense? yes, But Mujin was just like that.

In less than a second he also lifted his shirt to "Flex" his abs...Abs that were barely visible under a belly who had a fair amount of hairs on it, But Mujin just shrugged as he said "Well, All the things have their moment...I'll slowly achieve Abs as well one day" as if he didn't ate every day as if he was a starved monster.

Even so he was quickly brought back to the reality by his doorbell who ringed again.

Mujin lowered his shirt as he headed towards the door yet again.

Mujin Opened the Door as on the other side there was his neighbour, Miss Park, the classical kind hearted and gentle old woman that you would met in the romance series.

"Oh, Hi Miss Park"

"Hello Mujin dear"

"Do you need help with something?"

"Yeah Dear, you see, my daughter just sent me some furniture that she wanted to gift me, but you see, my old back is a little sore now that I'm not as energetic as when I was young...would you mind if you helped me bringing them inside my house"

"Yeah Sure, if you want I could also mount them after bringing them inside"

"Oh Dear, are you sure?"

"Yeah don't worry, I don't have anything else to do anyway"

"Oh... I thank you so much Mujin, You are a really kind young man, You know that?"

"Well, don't worry about it, It's always a pleasure to help you Miss Park...after all, You also have always been kind to me since I've got here"

Miss Park smiled in a soft and warm way before speaking again.

"Oh Mujin...if you need anything just call me...the boxes are on the first floor, thank you so much for the help"

"Again Miss park, don't worry, It's always a pleasure to help you" Said Mujin as he headed downstairs.

"And anyway how hard can it possibly b-YAAAAH!" Mujin's jaw dropped down towards the ground as he found himself in front of a massive amount of boxes.

Mujin remained like that for some seconds before shaking his head and sigh.

"Well, Let's start...It will not take that much if I start early, will it?"

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He finished around 4 hours later.

His shirt was completely soaked with sweat as he was sitting on the ground of Miss park's house as he just finished mounting the last furniture piece.

Miss park came out from the kitchen as she brought with her a glass filled with orange Juice.

"You did an amazing Job Mujin, Thank you so much" She smiled at Mujin.

Mujin simply raised his thumb up slowly before grabbing the glass and gulping it down almost instantly.

"Don't worry...It's always a pleasure to help you, didn't I say so before? Now I think I'll go take a shower"

"Sure Sweetheart, and if you need something then just call me, ok?"

"Yeah Ma'am...Goodbye"

"Goodbye Mujin"

And so Mujin stood up and headed towards his house.

As he entered inside his house he quickly went in his room to grab his bathrobe.

He took a quick shower and wore yet another T-shirt and some other short pants before sprawling himself on the bed yet again.

"Damn, I'm so exhausted that I don't even feel like eating...I think I'm going to sleep right away...but first..." Mujin grabbed his Laptop "Let's finish this story"

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"...You've got to be kidding me...there is no way that after all these years, after all this time, THIS WAS THE ENDING TO THIS!" Yelled Mujin to the screen of his laptop.

"YOU CAN'T SERIOUSLY TELL ME THAT THIS IS HOW THIS ENDS! I'VE BEEN READING THIS NOVEL FOR SO MUCH TIME, EVEN DURING MY MILITARY SERVICE, AND YOU WANT TO TELL ME THAT THE PROTAGONIST, rather than be with the most green flag guy I ever saw before and who always treated him like a prince, CHOSE TO BE WITH THE RED FLAG WHO TREATED HIM LIKE SHIT! FUCK NO! THAT CAN'T BE THE END! YOU CAN'T JUST WRITE "The red Flag Changed, thanks to the protagonist, and now they will have a happy forever and after" AND EXPECT ME THAT I ACCEPT IT! HELL NO! I WANT ANOTHER CHAPTER OR EVEN MORE BUT I WANT THIS ENDING TO CHANGE! HE DOESN'T DESERVE HIM AT ALL!..."

Mujin sighed in an annoyed way "Why am I even yelling? It's not like the ending is gonna change but cmon, for once that I found a novel that depicted the bad guys as actually bad guys, even if they might be handsome, but that in the end ruined everything by making the bad guys have an ending as if they didn't do anything bad during the whole novel...this was such a disappointing and trivial ending for a novel who was mature enough to have a good story and some actual weight on the bad things that happened there...God! I'm so pissed right now that I can't even speak properly, I'm making so much mistakes!"

Mujin then took some deep breaths.

"Whatever...I'm getting used to this...guess I can also just go to sleep now"

Mujin moved on the bed as he slided under the blankets.

"I swear, if I only could enter inside these stories I would make the bad guys really repent by using the classical way of "A good Slap can change someone" way...I wouldn't even care if they are taller than me or more muscular than me...I would just beat them up until they will stop being some asses...even if I get kicked in the ass in the meantime"

Mujin then closed his eyes as he kept grunting those type of things before finally falling asleep...little he didn't know...tomorrow will be the day that will change everything in his life.