You are sitting at newly acquired couch that your dad bought you at a discount price of "20% price rise (meaning your dad paid 20% more money)".
You are eating your dinner and turn on your old dusty boxed TV.
The camera cue into a buffering symbol and a pixelated Jester dancing on elevator music.
Then the frame cut to Eclipse City's Central park. Birds chirp. A squirrel holds a tiny Latte. The city's ONE and ONLY WIFI sits on a pedestal labelled "DO NOT TOUCH"(seriously, they meant it).
Eclipso: Welcome to Eclipse City. Where the tech infrastructure is held together with duct tape and prayers. Tonight's lesson: Never let Jester near anything with buttons.
Cue to Jester, wearing a tinfoil hat and holding a USB drive labelled "Top secret-Definitely not Call Of Duty!".
Jester: Alright, evil genius time. All I gotta do is plug this in, download my game, and-- wait why is there only ONE Wi-Fi router connection for the whole city??
A single tumbleweed rolls by between Jester and the Wi-Fi router until a person walks by behind him.
Shrugging his shoulders "Well, Budget cuts. Also, the mayor spent all the money on solid gold stapler." The citizen walks by without saying anything else, it's an everyday life for the city to bring in Chaos out of nowhere so no one pays attention anymore.
Jester tip toes towards the Wi-Fi router. Every step he takes makes a cartoonish sneaky sounds.
"Almost there... just gotta-" he trips over a loose cable. The router BLINKS. "Updating... 1% complete. Estimated time: 3 business days."
You laugh frantically.
Jester: NO! My evil plan can't wait for 'Business days'! I need my gamer fuel now!
He jiggles the cord. The router makes a dial-up noise. Suddenly the ENTIRE CITY'S Wi-Fi Glitches.
Traffic lights started playing Memes instead of colors. A red light shows "STOP!... Hammer Time!".
Smart fridges Unionised and starts making demands of better working conditions.
You look at your own fridge with excitement in your eyes to see it talk and move but you are met with disappointment because it's not real. You focus back to TV.
A self driving car develops existencial dread and parks itself in a yoga studio.
Eclipso(slurping his Chinese noodles): Ah, the inevitable techno-pocalypse. Like skynet but with worse WiFi signals.
The camera flickers and a black and white screen appears with "Meanwhile" written on it.
5 minutes ago. Comet Girl, in the superhero HQ building, scrolling on her phone.
"Scientist have shown that if you eat 100 apples in one sitting you will die because of cyanide poisoning!" A woman in the reel shares some research but all the texts are so small Comet Girl(Luna) can't even see them.
"It's not possible. The only thing in apple that have cyanide is their seeds, and that's only 0.6% per seed. Also you won't even die because of 100 apple seeds if you eat them because there's only a risk of Poisoning and not even garanteed." S.A.R.A. searched the internet in just a second to answer that.
"Oh? Wonder how many seeds can I eat before it can even effect me?" Comet Girl questions SARA.
"Nearly infinite numbers of seeds can't even do anything to you because of the radiation inside your body-" Comet Girl's phone just stopped working, all the internet is gone and there only plays a Jester GIF on her screen.
She broke her phone angrily, "JESTER!!" She is fuming red and now SARA can't even talk because there is no internet. She immediately fly towards her balcony only to get flatten like a pancake and then gets inflated into reality as she falls on the floor.
"Ugh, I always forget this balcony is fake!"
Comet Girl carefully walks to a window. Checking first if that is a real one or a painting, it's real. "Finally!" She grunts and then jumped out the window to fly towards the only Wi-Fi router of the Eclipse City.
Jester here is tryna figure it out how to fast pass this router's '3 buisness days'. His bots already try working on it with every weapon they had:
A homing seagull blasting on the Wi-Fi but instead of destroying it the router just gets more shinier.
"Didn't knew homing seagull had these kinda perks?" Jester(Felix) playing cards with the electric rat.
Next is the bots building a time machine to go into the future but when they tried doing so, they went into a future where the router is updating the second time '5 buisness days' says on the screen.
The last option that the Henchbots made up is to take the router straight to the repair store. The bots slams the router and money on the counter, "Repair the router and the Jester and corp Will help you take over the world!" Robot #054 said with a evil laugh playing in the background.
"Uh, sure but fill out this captcha first" the repair guy gave them a phone with a "Prove you're not a robot" captcha. "Ah..." Robot #054 sighs and take the router and money back to Jester.
You laugh so hard on this scene you fell off your couch.
"Ha! I win!" Jester jumps as he won the card match with the electric rat but the rat the thunderstorm him out of nowhere and Jester becomes charcoal.
He shakes the color off from him and he hear a supersonic blast coming from a distance,
"Oh No-".
Comet Girl makes an emergency brack in the air, coiling up like a spring with a cartoonish spring sound in the background.
"JESTER! What did you do!?" She immediately starts complaining.
"Well, technically I didn't do anything shruggs. I was just about to hack into it to download my call of duty BUT a dramatic pause it just went into updating and now it says '3 buisness days' to complete the update" Jester explains with nervous sweats, Comet Girl squints her eyes at him.
"You better not be lying about this!" She checks the router and it indeed says that.
"Ugh, let me try something..." She starts pouring her cosmic power into the router.
Both her and Jester wait for something to happen and BOOM! The router springs up with now livestreaming Comet Girl's browser history.
Comet Girl: NO! MY FANFIC PHASE!
She frantically smashes the router like a cat on meth.
Jester starts thinking and a cartoonish thought bubble appeared on his head with a light bulb. Jester grabs the light bulb and it lit up!
Jester: Hey, why don't we just... Unplug it and plug it back in?
They both search for the cable. Their hands touched eachother. A spark flies. The screen flickers:
"ROMANCE.EXE has stopped working!".
Eclipso: Ohhh, that's gonna be a thing for later~
The yank the cord. The router EXPLODES
In a shower of sparks... And then rebooted like nothing has happened.
Wi-Fi voice: Welcome Back! You have 4, wait no, 5, wait no, --infinite missed calls from reality!
The city's internet starts working again except for the passwords, all of them are "JesterWasHere123".
Comet Girl gets a 30 second ads before using her powers. "This starlight beam is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends".
Jester finally downloaded his game but it's just Microsoft Excel in call of duty skin.
Jester: This... This is evil.
Even You agree that's evil.
Cut to the Mayor in his office, manually typing '=SUM(Jester's Suffering)' into a spreadsheet. He smirks.
Mayor: Exactly as Planned.
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Post-credit scene
Mysterious villain wearing a VR headset. They are playing the actual Call Of Duty At 300 APM.
Mysterious villain: Noobs.
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