Inside a dark room, faint candles flickered as two middle-aged men sat together at the center, upon an altar
One of them had droopy eyes, as if he had cried all night. His long hair was messy, and on the floor lay a pile of torn strands, plucked out in desperate frustration, only to grow back again.
In front of him sat a man dressed in luxurious clothes, who looked at the gloomy man with disappointment.
"My Lord, you sacrificed everything and everyone just to achieve immortality, and now that you have finally achieved it, why do you want to die?" the disappointed man asked in disbelief.
"Court guardian, I'm tired," the gloomy man said in a low voice.
"But my lord...?"
"Court guardian, please... I'm tired. Just begin the ritual."
The gloomy man urged the court guardian to start the ritual. It was a ritual to kill himself, who was an immortal being now.
The Court guardian who was disappointed sighed and stood up. He then went outside the room for a while and came in with a sharp dark blade.
As he returned with the sharp blade, the gloomy man waved his hand and all the hair on the floor flowed out of the center. Then he lay down on the altar and closed his eyes.
The court guardian then started drawing a magic circle around the gloomy man.
Creak creak
The court guardian used a human bone with blood as ink to draw the magic circle.
After drawing the magic circle, the court guardian looked at the gloomy man and again pleaded with him to reconsider. He was a loyal subordinate of the gloomy man, so seeing him like that made the court guardian feel heartbroken.
"My lord, is that thing so necessary that you would rather die than live without it?" the court guardian asked.
"What do you mean necessary!!!! You bastard, do you know how I feel when people have sex and I cannot!!" The gloomy man burst into anger.
"But my lord, I..." The court guardian was about to say something, but the gloomy man interrupted him.
"Begin the ritual or you're dead meat now." The gloomy man looked into the court guardian's eyes with anger and asked a serious question. "When do you think a man truly dies?"
"....." The court guardian stayed silent.
"When his hopes are gone? When he doesn't have money, fame, power? No! A man truly dies when he can't sleep with a girl. When he can't penetrate. Aaaaaaaaaaa!" The gloomy man cried loudly while pulling his hair.
He was an eunuch of the royal family. Not just any eunuch, but Chief Eunuch Jang Hwa.
He was the hidden power behind the whole Empire. He manipulated the Emperor and monopolized the authorities for himself.
Not just in politics, he was unmatched in swordsmanship. Even the empire's strongest was his disciple.
People said he could even wake the dead. But....
There's one thing he can't do! And that is.... have sex with a girl.
Not because he had no beauties around him, but because he was a castrate.
'Damn, my cursed life.' The Glommy man, Eunuch Jang hwa Cried in frustration.
"My lord, then I'll start the ritual," the court guardian said while chanting a weird mantra.
As he started the mantra, Eunuch Jang Hwa recalled his life, how it was, and how it was about to end.
People might think I'm just a psycho who is dying while I have everything one can ask for. But they don't know that I'm from another world.
The gloomy man, Eunuch Jang Hwa had lived on Earth and was a 22-year-old virgin. His everyday life was masturbating to beautiful girls porn.
One day, he tried something different. He poked a hole through a banana tree and started using it. But by the curse of fate, a poisonous insect bit him, and he died on his way to the hospital.
For the first time in his life, he saw blood coming from his manhood instead of white semen.
After that, he found himself in the body of a 14-year-old boy, and the world was strange. People dressed like old historians and used superpowers, magic, and aura. He realized he had reincarnated into another world.
Intrigued, he also started learning mana arts and swordsmanship. He even dreamed of creating a harem like in novels.
Everything was fine; he was adapting very well. He was even learning swordsmanship under a master. But everything changed when he received a proposal from a sugar mommy.
"Damn that bitch." The gloomy man, Eunuch Jang Hwa, bit his lips so hard that blood started flowing, and in an instant the wound healed because of his immortality. Even the memory of that bitch was enough to break his heart all over again.
That sugar mommy had invited him to have sex with her. And, well, who would reject such a tempting offer? At midnight, when he entered her bedchamber, he saw her nakedly hiding her body with bedsheets, her big breasts, her soft, supple body. He was captivated by her looks.
Then he came closer to her and undressed himself. But just as he was about to penetrate, he saw there was no pussy. Confused, he looked at her, but she was smiling slyly. Just then his vision blurred, and he collapsed.
After waking up, he saw that he was in a gutter and his manhood was gone.
He had been castrated by that eunuch sugar mommy.
He was devastated, lost in darkness. But a light shone when he heard that he could regain his manhood if he achieved immortality.
He then joined the Empire as a eunuch and used his modern knowledge to gain the emperor's trust. The next generation was raised under him, making him the highest-ranking authority. He did this to secure the materials needed for his immortality.
But sadly, even after achieving immortality, his manhood did not grow.
Now, devastated by everything, he chose to end his life. As immortal beings cannot die, he was using a forbidden ritual to do so.
"My life itself is a failure." Eunuch Jang cried, as the mantra still echoed through the room.
Just then, a dark light surrounded him, and his vision became blurry. The court guardian then came closer to Eunuch Jang and pierced his heart with the black blade.
Guskkkkkkkkk! Skkkkkkr!
As he was on the verge of dying, he still had no regrets.
I have already enjoyed my life as much as I could; even money, fame, and power i experienced it all. But no amount of money can replace the pleasure of being with a woman.
I wanted to create a harem but was castrated instead. How funny. In the end, death is the only blessing life has to offer.
Just then
Kra boom!
An explosion occurred, and the black blade was sucked into the Eunuch as he left his last breath.