"So that girl wasn't lying?" I said, being on the bridge of the spaceship, which was an analogue of the ship from Mass Effect Andromeda. The game was actually crap, and not worth playing.
As far as I remember, this ship was called "Tempest", I remember playing this game only because of it. To be honest, I just played it, only in anticipation of the fourth part, and unfortunately, I was not able to wait for it, although the game was still announced.
As soon as I came to my senses more or less, the first thing I noticed in my body, which I had not felt before, was the heaviness in the chest area.
Yes, now, I have breasts
I became a girl!
Well, this was one of my "wishes" that I asked that girl.
Although I was not transgender and felt quite comfortable in a male body, the interest in new sensations still got the better of me.
{Memories}
"So you're saying that I died?" I asked the girl in front of me. This girl looked like the girl from their cruel game, which had many bad endings, because of which I did not sleep for several nights. I can't imagine that this could happen to this girl.
"Yes!" - all she said.
"Okay, but who are you, I don't think that after death, people usually meet a little girl." - in fact, before this, I just didn't think that there was anything after death, in terms of an afterlife or reincarnation
"Hey, don't be rude! I asked my mothers that I wanted to try to resettle a person" - mothers? So she has two mothers? Well, that's pretty cool and... hot...
"Mom?" I decided to ask again
"Yes, they are my dear mothers. They are also angels, well they used to be, because now they are something like gods."
So angels exist too? Although, the only angels I can imagine are from the DxD world. I loved this anime and hated it at the same time. I loved it because of the female characters, but not in a perverted way, they just weren't given the opportunity to properly open up, and this brings me to why I hated this anime. It was because of the perverted main character who was obsessed with breasts.
I was actually sure that if the main character didn't exist or the sacred gear was on a girl, everything would have been much better.
And then this anime wouldn't have been fanservice, but that's just wishful thinking.
"Okay, I don't want to get into this shit, what's next?" - maybe I was a little rude to this girl, but you can understand me, I kind of died…
"Well, since you're my first settler, you can ask for whatever you want," - the girl said. And I was glad that she didn't take my rude treatment of her as disrespect. I was sure that she could easily destroy my soul if she wanted.
"Anything I want?" - I asked again.
What do I want anyway? An ordinary guy who lived only for games and anime, who stopped communicating with his family because of religious bullshit, what else could someone like me want...
"Yes!" - she answered my question
"Okay, let's see! I want to be transported to the world of the Mass Effect game, with a ship from Mass Effect Andromeda, which is called "Tempest", but the technology of which is 10000 ahead of others, oh I want to be a cat girl, namely a snow leopard, and I also want the ship to have an AI that has its own mind. That's all!" - that's what an ordinary guy obsessed with games and anime wants.
Just kidding...
To be honest, I always wanted to have my own spaceship, with intelligent intelligence, but I knew that this would never happen. And since I have the opportunity, I will use it!
What about why I change gender?
Well, why not.
I mean, often this impulsive decision was influenced by yuri manga and yuri novels, which often had a gender-swapping genre.
And I decided not to be a normal person, because, I always liked animals!
Also, just recently, my sister, who also left the family like me, because she is a lesbian, slipped me a test for a spirit animal, and when I took it, my result was "Snow leopard.", and then I fell in love with this animal, they were too beautiful!
"Okay, these wishes will be fulfilled! Do you have any other wishes?" - the girl asked me.
I just shook my head.
"No. I am happy with what I will have, and… Thank you." - I said quietly.
The gray-haired girl smiled at me, and just from her smile I wanted to hug her, but I held back. I don't want to be considered a lolicon, and the interuniversal FBI would come after me, which I'm sure exists... probably...
But after I become a girl myself, I'll definitely hug her if I meet her again
"I wish you luck... Sirin..." she said.
Sirin? Is that my name now?
That's all I had on my mind as the world around me went dark.
{End of memory}
After I finished indulging in the memory of that mysterious goddess girl, to be honest I want to meet her mothers...
I immediately checked my head, where I felt two fluffy ears, touching them sent a current through my body.
Note for future reference, anime and novels didn't lie that the ears of beastmen are very sensitive...
Taking my hands away from my ears, I turned around and saw the same fluffy white tail with black spots, which was very soft.
I also noticed the clothes I was wearing. It was something like a captain's uniform, only instead of pants, I had a skirt, or should I say that my entire uniform was a dress?
After finishing examining myself, I looked at the space in front of me again.
"Um, AI?" I said out loud, since I didn't know how to address her
"Yes, captain?" a female voice came from the speakers. And unlike the expected robotic voice, I heard a beautiful sweet voice
"Do you have a name?" I asked.
"No!"
Well, I expected that, but I asked for the sake of decency
"Okay, can you connect to my memories?" I asked her, I wanted to give her a body so much, and I already had an image of what she would look like.
"Yes!"
"Great, connect to my memories and create yourself a body that I will think of now, and now your name is Enterprise." I said, as if I had such technology on my spaceship, but it did, so this ship is ahead of all ships by many thousands of years.
"Entering into the databases… New ship name: Enterprise… Body creation: Estimated time 5 minutes, place of creation medical bay-synthetic capsule."-well, that was more like work…
"Okay, once the body is created, I want you to come to me on the bridge." I said to my AI
"Accepted!"
"So now Enterprise, you will be my wife!" - what did you expect? It's a sin to get to a new world and not get yourself a robot wife, or rather a ship wife.
"Processing request… I can say "yes".... Anomaly detected…"
"What is it?" - I asked, raising an eyebrow.
"I can't understand why you would want to marry a spaceship. Your actions are not logical, captain." - she said.
"Okay, fine! Well, first of all, who wouldn't want a whole spaceship as their wife, and secondly, I like girls, which means I'm a lesbian, put it in the database." - well, it's clear that I'm a lesbian, since I used to be a guy, and my preferences won't change because my body has changed. And those who decided that their preferences have changed are just degenerates and perverts, who just piss me off.
I've read a lot of novels where the guy turns into a girl and decides to be with guys, and it's... disgusting! So, I immediately quit reading those novels.
That's not how orientation works!
I'm also not saying that normal girls can't be lesbians without having a past life as a guy. They can, my sister is a lesbian, for example.
"Accepted... Database change... Successful!" - Enterprise said
"So, are you okay with it?" - I asked, although I already knew that she was okay with it.
"Yes! But Captain, aren't you afraid of what they think of you?" - she asked me, which made me snort.
"Pff, why do I care about some strangers, this world is more accepting of same-sex relationships than my last one. For example, in this world there is a race that consists only of women and they are able to reproduce with representatives of both sexes. Enterprise, I will tell you straight, I will kill if I don't like someone or insult me or you, this may be a new world, but I do not intend to allow myself to be mocked like in the last world!" I said, remembering the time spent in school, which I can call a real hell
"I see." - my wife answered AI
"Enterprise, do you know where we are?" I asked, deciding not to remember the bad anymore.
"Checking galactic maps… No data… Sorry captain, we have no information, we need to access from the nearest term. Long-range sensors have spotted two spaceships moving at full speed, escaping pursuit from a battleship, according to sensors, there is no organic life on the battleship."
Hmm, most likely geth. But what are these two ships?
"Enterprise, start engines, and fly towards them, as soon as the battleship is in our range, open fire with side weapons."- I gave the order.
"Acknowledged… Body created… Transferring consciousness to body."
Oh, that's great! It's time to finally see my wife's body!
And while I was waiting for her to come up here, I looked at space again, only now the surroundings were blurry, which meant we were moving, although I only felt a slight jolt as we moved
Well, it's quite interesting to see the stars so close, but how fast are we going?
"Enterprise, how long until we arrive and what speed are we going?"
This time, I heard a voice not from the speakers, but from behind me!
And yes, it was Enterprise, who I saw in the anime, with the same white hair and purple eyes.
So beautiful!
But...
She's naked!
"Estimated time 10 minutes, at a speed of 1 million kilometers per hour, distance to target 10 million kilometers."
Fuck, how fast is my ship? And what kind of numbers are these? I can get to the Andromeda galaxy very quickly at any moment, which took the people of Earth more than one century.
"Enterprise, what is the maximum speed of the ship?"
"10 million kilometers per minute."
Fuck.
How can I even stay alive and not be crushed by the pressure at such a speed!
"Okay, and how powerful are our weapons?"
"If you fire at full power, then one shot from the onboard cannon is enough to destroy the solar system."
FUCK!
My ship is cooler than the Death Star!
"Enterprise, when we get to the geth ship, fire with enough power to destroy just the ship." I decided to say this on purpose, because I had a feeling that if I launched a full-power attack, I would destroy many planets that could have life. Maybe I don't care about others, but I'm not a psychopathic killer, so I don't want to kill innocents.
"And you can get dressed, I'm starting to get excited." I said, blushing.
In fact, every movement she makes makes her breasts jiggle, which in turn distracts me and excites me.
Did the Enterprise even have breasts like that in the original? I don't argue that I like big boobs, but they weren't like that in the anime. Most likely, she saw not only my memories of my body, but also my sketches of erotic drawings of Enterprise that I drew.
"Acknowledged!" she said, but I bet I saw a smirk on her face when I told her to get dressed."
We eventually made it to where the geth ship was, apparently pursuing what looked like pirate ships.
As soon as I was in range of their sensors, the geth ship turned its attention to me, apparently thinking I was a threat to them, which was accurate.
They fired a shot, and a beam of charged particles flew towards me, which I'm sure can destroy large flagships, but as it reached its ship, it hit my shield.
I smirked.
"Enterprise, open fire," I said.
"Acknowledged."
And I saw a plasma bolt fly from my ship, which by the looks of it wasn't even capable of penetrating their shield, but as soon as it reached the geth ship, it passed their shield, and reaching their hull, it blew up their ship. It felt like I was watching a nuclear explosion. If there were sounds in space, I was sure that this explosion would have been very loud.
"Enterprise, how much power was in that attack."
"1%."
Fuck, I can destroy all the reapers on my own. Is there any point in destroying them at all?
Sure, I'm sure the reapers were controlling these geth, and now they know about me and my power, so I'm sure I've drawn a target on my back. Well, I don't give a shit, let them come, I can handle them all.
I flew up to two ships that were apparently damaged by the geth.
"Captain... The captain of a space pirate ship is trying to contact us!"
So these are pirates? Well, let's see what they want.
"Connect me to him."
A man appeared on the screen in front of me, honestly I don't know what race he is. Batarian? He's kind of ugly. Although it's a bit Russian, but I think it's forgivable, because I've never met anyone except people before. And the look of this alien was… disgusting to me.
"Thank you for saving us…"- I interrupted him
"I saved you for a reason!"- I answered, deciding to play the role of a mercenary, who wanted to earn money from saving.
"I understand, but could you escort us to the station, our boss will pay you double,"- he told me, to which I narrowed my eyes.
Anime and novels taught me that trusting pirates, especially space pirates, is not the best idea. I was sure that they would do something, and decided to play along with them
I nodded and added.
"Also, I need a map of all the systems located in the Milky Way,"- I said, because I wanted to visit other planets and just explore the galaxy in general.
"You can do that! I'll give you the entire galactic map." He said and I saw him press a button.
"Retrieving data… virus detected… virus eliminated…" Enterprise said. I expected that.
I felt anger and looked at him again.
"So that's how you deal with your savior, Enterprise, point the side gun at them!" I commanded and all the guns were aimed at the two pirate ships. Although it was unnecessary, just one small shot could destroy them, but I just wanted to look cool.
"Wait, wait, sorry, Our boss will pay you dearly if we deliver the cargo to her!" He screamed in panic.
"And why should I listen to you?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Our boss Aria T'Loak. You don't want to make her an enemy, do you?"
I'm not really afraid of her. I know who she is, the pirate queen, from Omega Station, so I'm somewhere near the station.
The pirate queen was probably one of my favorite secondary characters in the game.
"Okay, I accept the deal," I said, but I didn't believe them one bit.
I turned off the connection, just followed the pirate ships at low speed.
As I was approaching, I received a message from the station asking about my ship and the purpose of my visit. But that guy intervened and said that I was their escort.
The Enterprise docked with the bay, I took two blasters that were lying nearby, one red and one black, as far as I remember, there were none in the game. I hung them on my belt and went to the airlock, where I depressurized it and when I got out I saw that guy.
He was aiming at me.
"And again you're trying to kill me, right?" I said.
"Nothing personal, but we'll take you to our boss." He replied, and I saw how his gaze ran over my body, which disgusted me.
Well, I'll play along with them for now.
I was walking in the center, and they were constantly keeping me in their sights, although I was sure that they wouldn't shoot at me. Until we reached the club and went up, where I saw that same Azari.
"Who is this?" she asked
"Boss, when we were transporting the cargo…" I interrupted him,
"I'm the one who saved your pirates from destruction, and what I got in return was a virus trying to take over my ship, and then I was captured."
"It's true." she asked him
"Boss I…" before he could finish, Aria shot him in the head, and if this were my past life I would have vomited right there, since his head just exploded, but strangely enough the blood didn't get on us.
"Sorry, sometimes you have to put up with idiots who don't understand what they're doing. So let's get acquainted, I'm the corral of the pirates, the one in charge of this station, Aria T'Loak, and who are you?" Azari asked me.
Me?
Damn, I don't even know what name to take.
"My name is Sirin, I'm a freelance mercenary." I said and then looked at the guy's corpse adding.
"You could have not killed him right away! He looked at me with a lustful look, I wanted to cut off his balls before he died." I said with disdain.
Azar laughed at these words, then she looked at me patting the place next to me.
"Sirin? This is the first time I've heard of it, and a mercenary on a ship that I've never seen before, and it looks more like a warship?" she asked when I sat down next to her.
"Well, what is, is." I shrugged my shoulders
She laughed again and said
"I like you..."
"Sorry, but no, I have a wife." I answered automatically, without even thinking.
She stared at me.
"You know I wasn't hitting on you, right?" she said with a smirk.
Yeah? Honestly, I just had no experience in relationships, and it seemed to me that she was hitting on me. I'm still surprised that someone like me can have a ship-wife.
"Then what do you want?" I asked.
"Since you're a mercenary, I want to hire you! When the order is completed, you'll get money for saving the cargo and for the order itself, how about that?" she said.
"Okay, but I want to hear what the order is."
"Straight to the point, huh? Very well, watch." She showed me a holographic screen and added
"This is Dr. Liara T'Soni, she's a xenoarchaeologist and a specialist in the Protheans, well, they're a race that lived a long time ago. That cargo you rescued had some kind of artifact that she wants to study, so here it is. Your job is to take her and the cargo to the Citadel. Can you do that?" She asked
"Yes."
But inside I was trembling, I was about to meet one of my favorite characters and Shepard's love interest.
Which brings me to another question! Male or female? And what part of the story am I in? But I'm more interested in seeing a female Shepard, because she and Liara were such a cute couple.
"Okay, I'll text her to head to your ship and tell the loaders to bring the artifact to your ship." She said.
I nodded.
"Okay, you can take a walk for now, maybe you'll find something interesting at the station!"
No thanks, this station stinks, I'd better go back to my ship to my wife.
I just noticed, but my nose has become too sensitive, like a cat's, which is actually justified by my race.
What race am I anyway? And it's strange that no one has asked me about my ears and tail yet, as if that's normal or they thought I was a cosplayer.
I could only sigh and walked towards my ship, where my wife-ship was waiting for me.