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I Have a Farm On My Soul (Comedy)

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A young man who wants to get a cold, sexy and tough girl. But because a meteor hit him, he was reincarnated and got the cheat. *ahem. So, I hate caped baldy. You will understand that OP doesn't mean everything. *author's note This is a comedy fantasy story. If you feel like you need a relaxing but interesting read. I recommend One Punch-.. I mean this book. Oh and this book is not for anyone under 10, I hope.
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1 I hate caped baldy

*In a manor.

A maid was walking down the hall. Knocking on the door of a practice room. "Young master Nolan, the lord is calling you."

Hearing the maid's voice, he turned around and stopped his training. "Sure, Serena".

With a graceful style the man ended his training and put the sword down making the maid amazed.

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With the sound of someone walking down the hall, Nolan looked around the manor that was bigger than a football field, but without the bald head referee *ugh*... forget it.

'Reminds me of a football match where my team lost'. Nolan's murmur.

Trying to forget it, he thought. 'Why did he call me? Was I going to be sent away so as not to disturb my brother's reign? I didn't think Dad will be biased towards my brother.'

Nolan stopped walking and said from his mouth. "Or Is it possible that father will discuss my engagement?".

Serena looked at her young master but remained silent and followed behind him.

'Yes, that's right. Several times my father said that I was 16 years old and was approaching marriage. In this world, marriage at the age of 17 is normal'.

He thought again about who could be his future wife.

Sherra from the Vlogtass residence is quite beautiful. Or Thalia is also okay even though she is quiet unlike her siblings. Clara from the frostnite family is one of the best 3 if you think about it. But I want her older sister Aurelia because she's cold, sexy and acts tough.

Nolan tried to think again, until he imagined someone and said 'that girl'.

He remembered the beautiful girl full of youthful spirit someone who has often played at the manor since childhood.

Nolan would rate it 9.9/10. You ask why nolan didn't add 0.1? The answer is because he is cruel, selfish, terrible and unruly. The bottom line is she is an abomination. But she is beautiful. Dam*it.

Why does he even think this abomination is also included. Who knows.

Nolan is confused as to why the abomination can come to our manor without being stopped by the guards.

When she came, we were both told to hang out and play together.

But that abomination, Viera Nigghborn, she took me wherever she wanted, even to hard to reach corners and often put we both in danger.

She often hits me scratches me scares me. she is very stubborn and selfish. How cruel.

Nolan can't understand why the world gave birth to 2 types of creatures that are the same but have different patterns.

If I were a sigma hexagon man, I would have left her in a scary place with the style of a smoking thug with hands in trouser pockets. 'bye, btcchhh~'.

But if I had 9 lives of course.

Huft since I'm a gentle man, I have to keep her. I do not want getting beat up by the batman-joker duo in the manor.

'I want a girl who is cold, sexy and acts tough *ugh'.

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Back through the hallway and arriving at the door of the room, Nolan turned around "Serena, why are you here?".

Serena with her eyes closed replied "of course to see who the lord chooses to be the young master's future wife, I guess".

Nolan stared. 'I hate you guys, btchhh'.

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*(Knock knock)

"Dad, it's me Nolan".

"Come in, Nolan".

Nolan sees his father, Rudhos Osiris, a man with blond hair and a muscular body as well as along with a man with messy red hair and an abnormal laugh, Nigredo Nigghborn, was looking at him.

"Greetings Father, Greetings Uncle Nigredo".

They looked at Nolan with smiles, like someone who had won the lottery.

"So Nolan, we have been discussing your engagement to Viera." Nigredo spoke before Nolan's father said. And from the tone it said it was final.

'Shiiiitttt!!'. Nolan knew it would turn out like this.

Nolan panics, but he will try to put up a last stand. "Of course, Uncle Nigredo. But isn't this too soon?".

"That's why you and Viera will only get engaged first" Nigredo answer.

Nolan looked at his father with *help eyes and said "Does father agree too?"

"Take it easy, Nolan. I have considered Viera as our family for a long time. So you don't have to worry. So what do you think, Nolan?". Of course Rudhos doesn't understand Nolan's intentions and betrays him.

With 2 pairs of devil eyes staring at him, Nolan started to sweat with a smile still on his lips.

'If I refuse, maybe I'll lose 4 of my limbs, or maybe I'll only lose 1 limb. That's even scarier.' Nolan muttered.

Nolan looked at the two of them. He also looked around and around the corner in case there was a fierce fight.

'Come on Nolan, are you a man or not? 'Beat them, destroy them with a significant power gap. Then say NO'. Nolan has made his decision.

"You two..". Nolan raised his gaze forward ready to hold his sword and said in a deep voice. "I... agree".

Nolan replied after he lost before the battle even started.

Nolan chose to join their camp and chose to agree to the proposal without coercion. Yes, without coercion.

"Amazing, you are indeed qualified. And if you reject my beautiful and cute girl, I will definitely chase you until you are miserable. Hehe".

'Is he blind or under a spell?' Nolan thought to himself.

"Enough, jok- I mean Nigredo, you make Nolan uncomfortable".

Nolan swore he almost said Joker. Nolan even almost imagined that Nigredo's uncle used the joker's face. And Nolan even saw a silhouette of Batman behind Nolan's father.

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Disturbing his thoughts, Nolan's father said "Oh if you really want to meet her, she's in the gazebo. Meet him. He has been waiting for you".

"Then I will go father, uncle Nigredo." Nolan doesn't want to linger with these 2 devils and just nodded and go.

"Nigredo Is it just me, but Nolan getting stronger and faster?" Rudhos asked.

"Yes, maybe this continent will be in an uproar because of the young generation." Nigredo answered.

They didn't know the gist of the incident and just laughed together. Hahahahahhaha.

***

Nolan walked towards the gazebo casually. Or maybe even more relaxed because the distance doesn't increase.

Viera saw Nolan with maid Serene coming, she said. "Oh Nolan, you're here".

Nolan just responded casually.*ugh. "What are you doing, Viera?".

"Just looking at the garden, reminds me of all the times we spent until now". Viera smiles looked at the garden with a sunset view.

Nolan was stunned for a moment when he saw Viera's face from the side. 'If you don't look at her bad side, she is indeed beautiful. Have I been wrong all this time?. Well maybe this situation isn't so bad'. Nolan whispered very softly.

"Did you say something Nolan?" Viera asked in confusion. But there was no answer and they both just went back to staring at the view.

I don't know how much time has passed, with a beautiful atmosphere.

"You look beautiful today". Nolan said quietly.

"Hehe, did you just realize that?" Viera answered.

And continued with Nolan saying "if you're not naughty and like pulling into all sorts of dangerous places".

"Are you asking me to fight, Nolan?". Viera shouted and chased after Nolan.

Nolan laughed as he ran. Viera chased after him and managed to catch him until he fell. Viera looked at Nolan and said "that's called art, stupidlan".

But the laughter disappeared after Nolan was battered.

***

*In the city

After going around the city Viera said, "I want to go there, stupidlan" pointing to a tall tower in the distance.

Nolan stared at him for a long moment and he surrendered.

Nolan and Viera were accompanied by their respective servants to the tower. The view was rather unique because it was lit by magic lights at night.

They looked down at the illuminated houses and streets in silence.

"I like you, Nolan." Viera said softly, but Nolan could hear her voice clearly.

Viera looked at Nolan with a gentle gaze, and Nolan looked back at her. But Nolan's gaze was not as Viera expected.

Nolan looked down and was silent for a long time.

I don't know how much time passed.

Then he replied, "Sorry Viera, I don't understand my feelings right now."

Viera was speechless and just stared at him. Confused, shocked, sad. Then she just cried softly, shedding tears slowly.

Not long after, Viera said "whyyy, whyyy? You always accompany me to play, adventure, and never complain. Whyyy?"

Nolan just kept quiet, not wanting to say anything because all his words wouldn't make anything better.

"Even when we were kids, I even went to those scary places so you could act cool, I always see you, always and always."Viera shouted.

Nolan was stunned, because the reason why when they were little, Viera often went to strange places. And that was just to see me look cool?

Had he been wrong about Viera all this time?

'Wait, when I was little she was often like that'. Nolan was a little pensive.

Even when Nolan needed something to get, suddenly Nolan's father or someone else would give Nolan a gift or item without reason. So he can be this strong now.

'Has she been watching me and helping me in the shadows all this time?' Nolan was shocked by this fact.

There was even news that a child of the Nigghborn family went to a mountain bandit to get revenge for offending them.

And it so happens that Nolan also has a grudge against them.

Even though he didn't know who it was, it was possible that Viera was involved.

When Nolan wanted to say something, a voice was heard.

*(Boom) (Boom)

There was a sound of an explosion from a distance.

'Is that an enemy? Damn dad, you're making enemies everywhere. And now they attack. At least make a cold, sexy, and tough older sister.'

Actually Nolan only has 1 older brother not bald so all political matters are in his brother's hands and Nolan only helps once or twice. Of course he doesn't have a cold and tough older sister.

Okay, time is running again. Tehe.

As Nolan stared into the distance, he had a bad feeling. Then he turned his head towards Viera's back.

Viera, who was still crying, didn't know that there was an object heading towards her.

A lightning imbued arrow shot towards Viera from a distance of a few centimeters. Nolan walked forward but the distance was not on his side.

When the arrow was about to hit Viera, Serena came and blocked it.

Nolan wants to ask about Serena's powers. However, Nolan still has a bad feeling until he sees a large meteor heading towards them.

'Impossible, someone with that much power'

"Serena, give me your dagger" Nolan said

"Sure" Serena gave her dagger.

Serena accurately threw her dagger at Nolan, and Nolan caught it.

'After this I want to talk to Viera'. About herself, her habit, everything about her. Nolan stared at the meteor in the distance 'Before that...'.

With a confident look, everyone looked at Nolan with hope and certainty.

Nolan jumped up and slashed at the meteorite.

"You're not going to fall on my town" Nolan said. Just like when caped baldy hit the meteor.

Nolan meets the meteor in mid-air, and a collision is inevitable. The meteor seems to slow down a bit, maybe or maybe it's just my hunch.

But unfortunately he's not Saitama, not a caped baldy, nor a bald football field referee. He's just Nolan. Mweh.

'Damn you bald'

The environment experienced a massive and devastating explosion.

*(BOOOMMM)

The end.

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*Author's notes

Oh sorry if this chapter offends some people, but this is a comedy story. And Nolan doesn't hate bald heads, on the contrary, he is destined to be with those people.

Greetings bald, guys.