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"Mr. You Xuan, many people believe that the current state of the dueling world has become increasingly unhealthy, with heavy trap decks and overly defensive strategies dominating the mainstream. As the new King of Duelists, how do you respond to claims that this negative trend was sparked by you?" a journalist asked during an interview. "Slander! Pure slander!" You Xuan angrily responded to the accusation. "How can they say I’m the one who led this trend astray? Dueling has always been like this!" --------------- If you want early access to +100 Advance chapters and to support the continuation of this story, consider subscribing to my Patreon. Your support means a lot and helps me bring more great content to you! Join me on Patreon: Patreon.com/flokixy

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: “PG” => No One 17 and Under Permitted ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

Readers of Seeker's Codex: Beyond the Abyssal Line know William Lockhart as the White Knight: Guildmaster of the Order of the Crescent Halo, master of Light Muti, Elric's polished protégé. At sixteen, he's none of that yet. He's a royal cadet from a lesser Britannian branch, Crown Light just awakened and barely under control. His blades of radiance stutter, his shields crack when pushed, and the wild lunges that will one day become Lightstride are messy, desperate flashes that leave his joints screaming. Commanders parade him as proof the Crown is watching the front, but in the mud and smoke he's just a boy who can't ignore civilians screaming behind the lines. This spin-off picks up long before the Sixth Battle of Britannia, before Radiant Charge becomes a myth and before Master Elric ever calls him "protégé." We watch William at sixteen caught between palace and trenches, expected to shine like a symbol while his own conscience pulls him the other way. Every bad order he chokes on, every life he fails to save, every moment he chooses people over protocol is what slowly carves him into the man you meet in the main story-the White Knight who stands in Magnara, watching a new generation rise, determined that they inherit a better world than the one that forged him. Seeker's Codex: Light Born Copyright © Hazzybae (HennessyTheAuthor), 2025. All rights reserved. No part of this work may be reproduced, stored, or transmitted in any form without prior written permission. You do not have permission to scrape, text-mine, or use this work to train or improve any AI system or dataset. This is a work of fiction; any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental. Official channels: Royal Road, Wattpad, WebNovel, and Scribble Hub. Any other site is unauthorized. DMCA/Permissions: [[email protected]]

A scratch card at the start, and he hits the only SSS-tier talent on the entire server, [Soul Flame]. From that moment on, Lin Mo begins his path of invincibility. Burn equipment, gain equipment evolution points. Beginner Wooden Sword → Silver Iron Sword → Flowing Silver Greatsword → Blade of Creation → World-Shatter · Flowing Light Sword. Burn skills, gain skill evolution points. Rapid Fire → Double Shot → Triple Shot → Fivefold Shot → Heaven-Slaying · Seven-Star Barrage! Burn pets, gain pet evolution points. White Fox → Three-Tailed Demon Fox → Six-Tailed Devil Fox → Nine-Tailed Divine Fox → Fox Immortal → Sacred Maiden of the Fox Clan → Heavenly Bewitchment · Fox Clan Empress. Three years later, when Divine Oracle devours reality, and the World-Destroying Main God leads the Void Insect Army to descend, countries around the world fall one after another. Lin Mo grips a golden divine weapon in his hand, steps on an Ancestral Hell Demon Dragon, and with a single SSS-tier forbidden spell instantly kills the [Void Death God · Noth] invading his country. Facing the distress signals from the empires of Eastern Nation, Beacon, and Sun Nation, Lin Mo stands atop the corpse of the Void Death God, looking down on all nations with contempt. “Get on your knees.” “Beg me.” (From the same author of ‘Awoke As a God After Auto-Battling For 100000 Years’.) ═❀ITS A TL❀═ Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day

All of humanity has crossed over into the “Mist World.” Everywhere you look it’s nothing but fog, and at the beginning, all you’ve got is a flimsy little grass hut. You have to scavenge for supplies and chop wood in a dangerous wilderness, keep your campfire burning, and only then can you hang on. But while everyone else is barely scraping by, Ethan is already using divine-level hints to snag gear and claim a full-on manor territory. [East: On the outskirts of the Mist Forest, there is a Silver Treasure Chest!] [West: A hungry Lightning Leopard is waiting for your arrival!] [South: There is a Multi-Eyed Monster, and if it locks eyes with you, you’ll be turned to stone!] [North: A Golden Treasure Chest is hidden in the grasslands, surrounded by a swarm of poisonous bees guarding it.] ═❀ITS A TL❀═ Schedule: 2 Chapter/Day

Raine, who has arrived in a world of fantasy, unexpectedly discovers that his Golden Finger is not a proficiency panel but a Golden Finger that allows him to kill monsters and collect monster bloodlines. 【Name: Raine】 【Classes: Farmer】 【Blessed Bloodline: Ordinary goblin bloodline】 【Bloodline Talent: High-speed Reproduction Lv2...Dexterity Lv1...】 【Power: 5】 【Agility: 5 (+1)】 【Constitution: 5】 【Intelligence: 7】 【Perception: 5】 【Charm: 5】 So, when he looks at those powerful or mutated monsters, many times he does not have the usual fear or dread of adventurers, but rather full of anticipation and hope...

In a beast taming world, as a high school student working part-time at a beast shop, Gu Ming awakens a strange system. "Halfway through life, and nothing to show for it." "Seeing that you refuse to accept old age at fifty, Elder Ruan, out of pity, gifts you a Dragon Pet whose time is almost up." "You have formed a contract with a Time Dragon." "You call this snake a Time Dragon? " "And I'm only 18 years old!"

It is well known that while most Evil Skills can be mastered quickly, they are accompanied by immense side effects. A slight misstep and you could drive yourself insane or get yourself killed. But what if the side effects could be transferred to your enemies? How exhilarating would it be to cultivate Evil Skills then? In any case, Zou Feng, who transmigrated here, is already having the time of his life. The most evil, most venomous, and most morally corrupt Cultivation Skills? Bring them all on. This Poison Skill will make your entire body fester and become unrecognizable? Cultivate it! Cultivating this Skill will cause you to lose your sanity and become worse than a beast? Cultivate it! A Cultivation Skill that ensures you won't live for more than a year upon mastery? Cultivate it!

My name is Gu Yuan. I transmigrated to a parallel world and became a Ghost. I once slaughtered thousands of Fierce Ghosts with a single sword, and also made the Crimson-robed Ghost of this realm bow in fear. In the end, I achieved the supreme title of Ghost Emperor, holding the life and death of thousands of Ghosts in my hands. Gradually, I grew tired of the slaughter, so I hid my identity and casually moved into a Ghost residential district. Until a strange young woman suddenly knocked on my door, and even called me husband? On account of her being my childhood sweetheart in my past life, I decided to keep her for now to do laundry and cook. ...... My name is Yun Zhenyue, the Jiang University Beauty. I live in a dangerous world where Ghosts are reawakening. Being naive and clueless about Ghosts, I was unexpectedly locked on by the Ghost Matchmaking System, which transported me to the terrifying S-rank Ghost dungeon, Wansheng District. Here, I met a deceitful husband named Gu Yuan! I bear the fate of the entire Dragon Country, and I must max out his affection and win him over! But while the matchmaking partners of players from other countries were all extremely malevolent, he alone played games with me all day, so everyone thought my Ghost husband was a weakling. But I discovered, he didn't seem that simple... Players from other countries pleased their partners only to get jobs as dungeon cleaners, while my husband casually tossed over a pile of dungeon property deeds. Players from other countries struggled desperately to survive, while wherever I went, I was greeted by smiling Crimson-robed. When I finally maxed out my affection for Gu Yuan and won him over, unlocking his dungeon, the players of the entire world went crazy. It was only then that I suddenly realized that my husband was actually...

I opened a pet shop, but on the very first day, I received a panda! What the hell? Help, I don't want to go to jail!

In the dog-eat-dog Cultivation Realm, Fang Qingyuan, a disciple of the Beast Taming Sect, holds an ancient Immortal Mansion, yet chooses a path that leaves his fellow sect members dumbfounded— When his fellow sect members are staining Secret Realms with blood to fight for heavenly materials and earthly treasures, he pilots a Profound Turtle Beast ship across rivers, making a fortune by ferrying passengers; When the prodigies of the sect face near-death experiences to subdue ferocious beasts, he uses the Immortal Mansion's spiritual spring to cultivate hallucinogenic vines, secretly monopolizing the Black Market's medicinal herb business; When the Elders are at their wits' end over the beast tides, he has long since established a Myriad Beast Pasture within his Immortal Mansion, secretly hoarding strategic resources and jacking up the prices! "All this fighting and killing is too dangerous! Lying low and making money is the eternal Heavenly Dao! Cultivation isn't about meditating and practicing techniques, it's about understanding human relationships and worldly affairs!"

Chen Xiao, who is terminally ill, can't help but look back on his life. In his youth, he roamed the streets, drank heavily, surrounded by a group of dissolute friends. It wasn't until he was on his deathbed that he realized the person he failed the most in his life was his policewoman wife, who had always been waiting for him to turn back. When Chen Xiao opened his eyes again, he was astonished to find that he had been reborn into his younger self. This time, standing at the turning point of his life, Chen Xiao decides to turn over a new leaf.

In a world governed by social awkwardness and genius-level IQs, Adam Carter is the ultimate anomaly. A transmigrated esper researcher, Adam views the study group through the Witness Protocol, parsing behavioral signatures and electromagnetic shifts like data points. To survive without a legal history, he must navigate the high-frequency chaos of Caltech while managing his Thermal Accumulation levels. Whether he's using Molecular Conductor to subtly fix Leonard’s experiments or out-calculating Howard’s engineering, Adam’s presence is changing the "Social Bang" of the group. But every time he hits Overclock, the line between a helpful neighbor and a dangerous weapon blurs, and the system's incomprehensible outputs suggest his time in this universe is anything but permanent.

Pei Yuhang finally managed to escape his identity as a Witch's Cauldron Slave, turning over a new leaf and joining the Renowned and Righteous Sects, becoming a revered and handsome Sword Immortal of his generation. He had two well-behaved and lovely female disciples and a good Dao Companion who would accompany him in his pursuit of eternal life. Pei Yuhang thought he was about to start a new life. Until his Dao Companion was grievously injured while Crossing the Tribulation, and his own Cultivation plummeted, those Fairies who had been coveting him for a long time finally revealed their fangs. Eldest Senior Sister: "Little Junior Brother, this Elixir can help Junior Sister Ye, but Junior Brother must also help Senior Sister in return~!" Female Disciple: "Master's gaze is always on Mistress. If only Mistress wasn't around..." And that Witch, who represented Pei Yuhang's past nightmare, also appeared before him. "Xiaohan, I've finally found you~" "You wouldn't want your Dao Companion to know about your unspeakable past, would you?"

Li Peifeng awakes his system, yet it's more of an obstacle rather than a helper. Limited by the System, Li could only gain nutrition from foods provided by women, otherwise he would starve to death. [When the total amount of gifts and consumption from women for you reaches 50,000 yuan, the lucky wheel will be activated, and you will get a chance to draw a prize.] "Stupid system, if I could get girls to spend fifty thousand on me, I wouldn't need your reward, would I?"

Herbert has reincarnated. He has become a rookie Prison Warden in charge of guarding the monster girl prisoners. Bad news — as a Paladin, he must adhere to purity throughout his life. Good news — interacting with the monster girls not only won't cause Herbert to break his vow and become Fallen, but it can instead give him a special blessing. So… You already know what's going to happen, right?

Liu Banxia is a young doctor and has been overlooked for his week educational background. As his career hits a roadblock, he becomes the host of an enhancement system. DING! Task Issued: The Patient Afraid of Pain DING! Gained 5 points in Agility, now 60 points. Stability, speed, and tactile sensitivity increased by 11.11%. "Doctor, when can I have my leg numbed?" said the deliveryman. "What for? It's all done,"replied Liu. Staring at his now-treated wound, the deliveryman blinked. That's it? It didn't hurt as much as they said it would.

In Greendale, emotional sincerity is a weapon and comedic timing is a force of nature. For Ethan Dalton, it's a measurable data point. Using Emotion Sight and the Knowledge Share Network, Ethan attempts to stay under the radar by blending into the background of the study group. However, his Adaptive Camouflage begins to fail when Abed Nadir identifies him as a "genre-aware character." As the Halloween zombie outbreak approaches, Ethan’s preparation becomes too specific to ignore. Now, he must balance the system's Ensemble Harmony with his own survival, proving that in a world of tropes, the most dangerous thing you can be is a man with a plan.

A guy gets reincarnated as a true dragon in tensura and not just any true dragon... But the true dragon of Sun itself.. .... "Well if there is anyone who can face Rimuru and possibly defeat him is my father and if not even him we are doomed." karna "The only person who can save Rimuru now is elder brother, you got this elder brother." Veldora tempest "Huh? Velsun sigh.. I don't like my little brother much but if there is anyone who can save the world it's only him" Velzard. "Well I hate to admit it but my rival velsun is the only one who can defeat Rimuru and possibly bring him back now" Guy crimson ..... Well since I have the opportunity to be the strongest why not be then....?

Hi! My name is [Redacted], but most people just call me Focaccia Bread — or Foca. I’m writing this mostly for fun, but also to share my stories, my questionable life choices, and the music that somehow came out of them. Come along for the ride as I recount how I accidentally built a successful entertainment company and somehow helped create actual music legends. Fair warning: I do not tell stories in order. My brain jumps timelines like a fever dream, so expect chaos, time skips, and zero apologies. I’m weird. I’m quirky. I embrace it with both arms and half a bagel. I know — I’m cringe. But at least I’m free. XD If you wanna listen to the Jams (Music) appearing here, you can go listen to them in YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@FocacciaBread-Music) or Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/artist/0ecDiwv85yqoktTR4h569L?si=CHJzNohaTwiTgukcKickMQ) and other streaming platforms.