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"Mr. You Xuan, many people believe that the current state of the dueling world has become increasingly unhealthy, with heavy trap decks and overly defensive strategies dominating the mainstream. As the new King of Duelists, how do you respond to claims that this negative trend was sparked by you?" a journalist asked during an interview. "Slander! Pure slander!" You Xuan angrily responded to the accusation. "How can they say I’m the one who led this trend astray? Dueling has always been like this!" --------------- If you want early access to +100 Advance chapters and to support the continuation of this story, consider subscribing to my Patreon. Your support means a lot and helps me bring more great content to you! Join me on Patreon: Patreon.com/flokixy

[COMING SOON: A multi-episode special: It's Always Sunny In...Digimon Adventures: The Gang Gets Digidestined] [AND THEN: It's Always Sunny In...Berserk: Cricket Finds An Egg] It’s Always Sunny In…the Multiverse follows The Gang- Dennis, Dee, Mac, Charlie, and Frank: five self-obsessed, morally hollow idiots running a failing Irish dive bar (Paddy’s Pub) in Philly. Every episode is a new scheme: get rich, get famous, get laid, get revenge, get even—whatever shiny, evil little goal pops into their heads. They charge at it with maximum confidence and minimum competence, commit a light-to-moderate amount of crime, and leave a crater where their dignity (and usually someone else’s life) used to be. There’s no grand overarching plot—just episodic disasters. The point isn’t growth. The point is watching narcissism, delusion, and bad planning collide with reality, while the show uses their depraved chaos to roast whatever social issue they’ve accidentally wandered into. And they almost always lose. Spectacularly. What happens when the 'Honored One' Satoru Gojo meets a man who refuses to pay for a blessings subscription? What happens when a Digimon realizes its 'Chosen One' is a 4'10" man who lives in a trash can? The Multiverse is about to get a lot stickier. [COMPLETED LIST] It's Always Sunny In...Sword Art Online: The Gang Gets Stuck in VR It's Always Sunny In...Jujutsu Kaisen: The Gang Gets Cursed It's Always Sunny In...Death Note: The Gang Gets A Notebook Its Always Sunny In...Demon Slayer: The Gang Learns How to Breathe It's Always Sunny In...Tokyo Godfathers: The Gang Doesn't Find This Dumpster Baby It's Always Sunny In...Mob Psycho: The Gang Gets An Exorcism It's Always Sunny In...Digimon: Frank Finds An Egg It's Always Sunny In...One Piece: The Gang Forms A Pirate Crew It's Always Sunny In...Attack on Titan: The Gang Defends the Wall It's Always Sunny In...Lupin the Third: The Gang Does A Heist

The plot follows TCC's eccentric Professor as he turns himself into a pickle to avoid reviewing more Magic the Gathering products, with appearances by Jesse Robkin, Voxy, and Spice8Rack.

Pei Yuhang finally managed to escape his identity as a Witch's Cauldron Slave, turning over a new leaf and joining the Renowned and Righteous Sects, becoming a revered and handsome Sword Immortal of his generation. He had two well-behaved and lovely female disciples and a good Dao Companion who would accompany him in his pursuit of eternal life. Pei Yuhang thought he was about to start a new life. Until his Dao Companion was grievously injured while Crossing the Tribulation, and his own Cultivation plummeted, those Fairies who had been coveting him for a long time finally revealed their fangs. Eldest Senior Sister: "Little Junior Brother, this Elixir can help Junior Sister Ye, but Junior Brother must also help Senior Sister in return~!" Female Disciple: "Master's gaze is always on Mistress. If only Mistress wasn't around..." And that Witch, who represented Pei Yuhang's past nightmare, also appeared before him. "Xiaohan, I've finally found you~" "You wouldn't want your Dao Companion to know about your unspeakable past, would you?"

In this cultivation world, Lin Jing has the Longevity Body and joins the Beast Taming Sect by chance. His first beast is a Pine Needle Mouse, which is somehow different from others of its kind. "Elder Mo, is there something wrong with this Pine Needle Mouse?" "This Pine Needle Mouse has some quirks—it hoarded the resources the sect provided as if they were treasures, hiding them deeply, without using a single piece, and recently reached Qi Cultivation Level 3 solely on its talent."

Wang Xiu is the only disciple of the Divination Sect in the Sanqing Immortal Sect. As his master is healing injuries in a tomb, he has been struggling with cultivation. Fortunately, he obtains the Bragging System, which would improve his cultivation as long as there's someone bragging. [DING!] [Bragging detected. Congratulations to the Host for gaining Mana +1.] [DING!] [Outrageous bragging detected, triggering a Bragging Critical Hit and reaching a System Climax! Congratulations to the Host for gaining Mana +3 and Mana Quality +3.]

To this day, Associate Professor Li is still somewhat puzzled. Why has the Immortal Cultivation Realm changed so much in just a hundred years? Looking at the new Sword Sect elective textbook on the table, Li became more silent. [Chapter 1, Introduction to Sword Control Theory] [Chapter 2, Maintenance and Care of Qinghe Series Thousand Machines Cruiser] [Chapter 3, Postpartum Care of Sword-Toothed Beasts] ...... Closing the textbook, Li gave up thinking. But just as he was gathering his teaching materials to go to class, a brick-thick book was thrown in through the window. 'You Let Me Enter the Sword Sect' Looking at this broken book, Associate Professor Li Guanqi recalled the afternoon he brought Zhang Ze into the Sword Sect.

A new work from the author of 'My Senior Brother is Too Steady', welcome to enjoy it! ------- [Science Fiction Apocalypse Setting + Alone Cultivation Protagonist, Not a Mindless Feel-Good Story] This is a shattered world where human civilization barely gasps for air on a planet ravaged by the Blade Beast catastrophe, the flame of civilization in underground fortresses flickers intermittently, and human elites in space are brewing a final plan to strike back at the Blade Beasts, but the future of humanity is dimly lit by fading stars… "So," a Mahayana Realm expert, who after cultivating alone for one hundred and twenty-five years failed his tribulation and became a Residual Soul in this 'peculiar' world, sighed deeply as he looked up to the sky: "What the hell does this have to do with me?!"

The Immortal Emperor, after being betrayed, was reborn as the peasant Luo Yang. He possessed the "Glance" ability, understood medical skills, knew martial arts, and came with a natural flair for showing off. In the long journey of life, everything is inferior; only showing off is supreme. Watch as the little peasant Luo Yang struts his stuff like the wind, ascends with vigor, all with the determination to show off so grandiosely that it tears through the heavens.

In Azaw, the all-powerful Blue Springs Corporation rules the city with an iron grip; the New Year arrives with a hollow echo of celebration. Beneath the forced smiles and choreographed fireworks, Mr. Kinsley, a man hardened by humble beginnings, is thrust into the CEO seat. The circumstances are as sudden as they are suspect. Was this an earned promotion, or a gilded cage built on secrets? The recent, convenient death of the corporation's founder casts a long, dark shadow. Adding to the unease, Kinsley's wife, a forensic pathologist at Azaw City Hospital, was silenced – abruptly dismissed after a sensitive autopsy, followed by hush money from the corporation. Now, Kinsley must navigate a treacherous landscape of corporate power plays, fighting not only for his own survival but for the truth that threatens to be buried beneath layers of corporate deceit. Can Kinsley and the people who stand with him expose the forces controlling Azaw before they, too, are consumed?

Just a imagination of a borard guy, trying make somehow big, for his own. it'll be a prequel to my previous work Maharakshak. if you hadn't read it, you can try. it's ok story. and if you don't know what's written up above, just pretend it's not written, and this is the real Synopsis. " it's a story about a question and a superhero. The question being, does human needs the power or superhero, and superhero being just a normal guy, who does not know what a superhero supposed to mean, for him his powers are just that, a normal. thing, he didn't understand why they are so special." " story will progress in direction of a typical direction of any movie, the only shiny part maybe being the simplicity of it." " the hero is a pure guy, who does don't care about how other's think of him , he has only one goal trough out the story and that's he sticks to till end, believing his heroism nothing more then an accident." " the villain is also a pure guy, but ome who has seen the world and has his edges cleaned by it. you can think him as a guy who knows the answer, but did not want to admit it. he is more human then the hero, who seems little comical and too pure for the world. his only shortcoming being after getting powers he couldn't control it."

High school just got a whole lot more awkward. Riku Arai thought the new semester would be normal—until he walks into class and finds his new seatmate is none other than his ex-girlfriend, Mei Hayasaka. The two haven't spoken properly since their messy breakup, and now they're stuck side-by-side every single day. Tension runs high, snarky remarks fly, and their classmates—especially the chaotic Hana, mei's bestfriend won't stop meddling. As ridiculous group projects, school trips, and embarrassing moments pile up, Riku and Mei are forced to confront the past they’ve both been avoiding. Old feelings begin to resurface—but so do old grudges. Can two exes survive sitting together without killing each other? Or worse… falling for each other all over again? ---- This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, applications, songs, technologies, locations, events, and incidents are eitherthe product of the author's imagination or used fictitiously for storytelling purposes. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or to real companies, brands, applications or any other entities is purely coincidental. All real-world references are included as part of the fictional setting and do not imply any endorsement, association, or ownership by the original creators. The author has no intention to defame, discredit, orintringe upon the rights of any individual, brand, organization, or intellectual property. This story is created solely for entertainment and creative expression, and should not be taken as factual or representative of real-life entities or events. Readers are advised to treat all references in this work as fictional, regardless of name similarities or thematic inspiration. --- Ts so annoying....(i am jealous)

Transmigrated into the Pokémon world, Axel spawns in with a nightmare combo: parents missing, broke as hell, failed his exams. Rock bottom much? Yeah. But he’s got one life saver: the Tag System. 1. No background? — His tag [Both Parents Deceased] flips into the supreme-tier [Both Parents Kings,]. Turns out his “missing” parents actually slipped into a secret realm, bonded with Solgaleo and Lunala, and now they’re literally running the Ultra Wormhole. 2. No money? — Tag [Penniless] becomes [Eating Soft Rice with a Hard Bite]. Sure, he’s supposed to be broke, but being as handsome as the readers apparently has perks. Rich beauties start lining up just to spoil him. 3. Bad talent? — Not anymore. His [Ralts] merges with [Fairy Queen], giving it faster casting, harder hits, and absurd skill comprehension. — His [Gible] merges with 【Infinite Evolution】; the world caps at level 100, but his level 999 Garchomp? Yeah, that was just a casual gift from a friend... Years Later: Right when Team Rocket gathers every villain under the sun as Rainbow Rocket and gets ready to take over the world— Axel walks out like, “Gentlemen, allow me a quick intro. Standing here is the Hoopa Trainer, Master of the Fairy Queen, Crown Prince of the Ultra Wormhole, and the guy who taught Green everything she knows…” “Okay. You may attempt to attack me now.” Groudon: “Who’s stupid enough? I’ll fly over there myself and kick them into next week!” Black Rayquaza: “Rainbow Rocket? One breeze and some frost, handled.” Villain Squad: “???” (It is being continued from Chapter 377. To read previous chapters, search the name.) ═❀ITS A TL❀═

A scratch card at the start, and he hits the only SSS-tier talent on the entire server, [Soul Fire]. From that moment on, Lin Mo begins his path of invincibility. Burn equipment, gain equipment evolution points. Beginner Wooden Sword → Silver Iron Sword → Flowing Silver Greatsword → Blade of Creation → World-Shatter · Flowing Light Sword. Burn skills, gain skill evolution points. Rapid Fire → Double Shot → Triple Shot → Fivefold Shot → Heaven-Slaying · Seven-Star Barrage! Burn pets, gain pet evolution points. White Fox → Three-Tailed Demon Fox → Six-Tailed Devil Fox → Nine-Tailed Divine Fox → Fox Immortal → Sacred Maiden of the Fox Clan → Heavenly Bewitchment · Fox Clan Empress. Three years later, when divine prophecy devours reality, and the World-Destroying Main God leads the Void Insect Army to descend, countries around the world fall one after another. Lin Mo grips a golden divine weapon in his hand, steps on an ancient, immortal-tier Hell Demon Dragon, and with a single SSS-tier forbidden spell instantly kills the [Void Death God · Noth] invading his country. Facing the distress signals from the empires of Eastern Nation, Beacon, and Sun Nation, Lin Mo stands atop the corpse of the Void Death God, looking down on all nations with contempt. “Get on your knees.” “Beg me.” (From the same author of ‘Awoke As a God After Auto-Battling For 100000 Years’.) ═❀ITS A TL❀═ Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day

All of humanity has crossed over into the “Mist World.” Everywhere you look it’s nothing but fog, and at the beginning, all you’ve got is a flimsy little grass hut. You have to scavenge for supplies and chop wood in a dangerous wilderness, keep your campfire burning, and only then can you hang on. But while everyone else is barely scraping by, Ethan is already using divine-level hints to snag gear and claim a full-on manor territory. [East: On the outskirts of the Mist Forest, there is a Silver Treasure Chest!] [West: A hungry Lightning Leopard is waiting for your arrival!] [South: There is a Multi-Eyed Monster, and if it locks eyes with you, you’ll be turned to stone!] [North: A Golden Treasure Chest is hidden in the grasslands, surrounded by a swarm of poisonous bees guarding it.] ═❀ITS A TL❀═ Schedule: 2 Chapter/Day

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

Ten Gems. One King. A world held together by a lie. Twenty years ago, the Gemsword was shattered, scattering the primordial Heartgems and ending a war the world thought it had won. Now, the false peace is dying. From the Crowned Void, the Shadow King has returned to reclaim his dominion, sending his relentless Shadowguards to shroud the realm in silence. Kael is no hero. He is a boy of the plains who survives on wit and luck. But when the long-lost power of the First Embers begins to bleed into his mind, he is thrust into a hunt for the fragments of a broken world. In a race against the encroaching dark, Kael must gather a crew of outcasts to reclaim the gems and reforge the blade. But magic has a price, and the Heartgems don't just grant power—they consume the soul. The King is coming. The embers are waking. And luck is about to run out. I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com Read ahead at https://patreon.com/Mistborne

Power follows severe tiers in the magically rule-bound world of Elderglen; prophecies pick faultless heroes; and fate never makes errors. Until it chooses Darius Vale. Darius is unfortunate, sarcastic, and wholly unqualified; he shatters strong magic. Marked as a rare Tier Five Anomaly, his presence destabilizes reality, disrupts spells, and causes painstakingly planned events to disintegrate in the most bothersome manner imaginable. Along with a competent yet irritable fighter and a sharp-tongued magical animal, Darius finds himself thrust into a world-saving quest and swiftly discovers that being selected does not imply being ready. Darius's disordered life turns both a danger and a counterbalance as an old force called the Fracture starts imposing flawless order throughout the globe. Hunted by fate, feared by friends, and observed by something that should never see him, Darius has to decide whether to continue fleeing the catastrophe he creates or welcome the reality that sometimes the only means to mend a broken world is to be the problem it can't control. Darius Vale and the Inconvenience of Destiny is a lighthearted fantasy replete with biting comedy, outlandish magic, and heart that discusses luck, choice, and why the worst conceivable hero could be precisely what the world requires.

Hi! My name is [Redacted], but most people just call me Focaccia Bread — or Foca. I’m writing this mostly for fun, but also to share my stories, my questionable life choices, and the music that somehow came out of them. Come along for the ride as I recount how I accidentally built a successful entertainment company and somehow helped create actual music legends. Fair warning: I do not tell stories in order. My brain jumps timelines like a fever dream, so expect chaos, time skips, and zero apologies. I’m weird. I’m quirky. I embrace it with both arms and half a bagel. I know — I’m cringe. But at least I’m free. XD If you wanna listen to the Jams (Music) appearing here, you can go listen to them in YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@FocacciaBread-Music) or Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/artist/0ecDiwv85yqoktTR4h569L?si=CHJzNohaTwiTgukcKickMQ) and other streaming platforms.

Lee Min lived an extraordinarily unimpressive life… and died in an even more unimpressive way. Crushed by a vending machine while trying to get a snack, he became a cosmic meme so embarrassing that even God couldn’t leave him like that. Out of pure pity (and maybe secondhand embarrassment), God reincarnates him into a fantasy world with: SSS-Rank stats A dual-layer System Ridiculously OP abilities A brand-new life And absolutely ZERO control over his infant body Now reborn as a baby with the power to level mountains but the motor skills of a wet noodle, Lee Min unintentionally terrorizes his father, delights his mother, and sends the local priest into weekly therapy. His random emotional outbursts cause shockwaves, mini earthquakes, wind blasts, and occasional teleportation. Meanwhile, the System treats every baby milestone as a quest: “Hold head up!” “Crawl!” “Speak!” “Socialize!” “Don’t panic!” (he always fails this one) Every achievement earns him tiny stat boosts… which still stack onto his already absurd SSS base power. Unfortunately, one thing followed him into this new life: A traumatizing fear of tall, box-shaped objects. Every once in a while, something remotely resembling a vending machine tips over — in moments of comedy, tension, or dramatic battles — and Lee reacts like he’s reliving his death… even though nothing can hurt him anymore. As he grows from baby to child to teen, his powers stabilize, his skills evolve, and the world begins to notice the “miracle child.” Villagers believe he’s a chosen one. Mages think he’s a reincarnated archmage. Father thinks he’s a walking apocalypse. Mother thinks he’s adorable. But Lee? He’s just trying not to accidentally flatten a building every time he sneezes. Eventually, he’ll enter the wider world — academies, dungeons, kingdoms — all while dealing with: Misinterpreted reflexes Accidental feats of strength Over-the-top monster annihilations Gods who regret giving him too much power Political factions terrified of a boy who doesn’t know his own strength And through it all? He’s still haunted by the memory of that vending machine.