Chapter 1 – Xxxn Brrrtyp's POV
I was inside my spaceship, preparing for landing.
As one of Xenotopia's first elite warriors, I had been sent to this planet for an official mission:
Observe the human species. Test their capabilities. Prepare for the invasion.
But above all…
I heard they have a secret, delicious weapon my government craves:
Sugar.
Apparently, it's used to create many of their most powerful delicacies.
So I accepted the mission. I will confiscate all their sugar resources. For Xenotopia, of course.
Now, how am I going to blend in with these creatures?
Easy. I adjusted my physical appearance to match the humans. I even made myself ugly so I wouldn't attract attention.
Normally, I'm beautiful. Purple radiant skin, all-black eyes, high cheekbones… A perfect Xenotopian.
But my human form? Disgusting.
Too tall.
These… things on my stomach—abs, I think?—they make it difficult to move.
My skin is white. Why don't humans have purple skin?
And my eyes are blue. Weird.
And then there's this strange dark material growing on top of my head. It's called… hair. Soft. Wavy. Strange.
Anyway, I was almost on Earth. I crossed the atmospheric couche that separates space from this primitive planet. After a few minutes, I landed.
I stood up and looked down at my new body. Apparently, I was naked. I almost stepped out like that, but luckily, before departure, my superior reminded me to wear something called a suit and tie .
Apparently, everyone wears these here. No attention, no problem.
So here I am: ugly face, ugly clothes, perfect camouflage. Good job, Boss.
I made my vaisseau invisible and parked it far from the human city.
Then I started walking… on something called a road. And then—
BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.
A strange machine on wheels screamed at me.
A male human leaned out the window and said something:
"F*** OFF THE ROAD!"
Huh. Curious language.
So… walking in the middle of roads is not acceptable here. Noted.
In Xenotopia, we fly. No roads. No engines that can't even leave the ground. How primitive.
I kept walking anyway.
Suddenly, another strange machine stopped next to me. This one carried three human females. Unfortunately…
They were ugly. Honestly, our females on Xenotopia are much better-looking.
One of the human females leaned out and smiled strangely. "Hey, handsome."
Handsome? Strange. I made myself ugly on purpose.
Another one added, "Wanna get a ride to the city?"
I processed her sentence. City, yes.
"I accept," I replied.
I opened the door—sat directly on top of one of them. She started laughing. "Wow. You're straightforward, aren't you?" She reached up and touched my hair. Strange behavior. Uncomfortable.
"But you need to sit in the backseat," she added.
I moved to the back, and they started discussing irrelevant topics like dating and parties.
Dating… that's the human term for accouplement, yes? Strange creatures.
Less than an hour later, we arrived at the city.
As soon as I stepped out of their machine, humans started whispering.
"Is he a celebrity?"
"Oh my God, he's gorgeous."
"Is he taken?"
Taken? Taken where?
Boss… I thought I was supposed to be ugly compared to humans…