[Ding!]
[System binding....1℅]
[.... 10% ]
[.... 99℅]
[System binding successful]
[The Unholy system at your service ]
[Quest triggered]
[Unsafisfied Milf Tina detected, you already know what to do]
[Reward: 10 Million Ys ]
[Location: Xx]
..
[Ding! Horny Milf Natasha Detected, you already know what to do ]
[Reward: one magical ability ]
[Location:Xx ]
..
[Ding! Your sexy next-door neighbor who was recently married is having some "personal" issue with her husband having less than 4 inches, you already know what to do ]
[Reward: 10 Million Ys]
[Location: Next door neighbor in your apartment ]
..
[Ding! Sexy nurse Miya detected and she is currently looking for a boyfriend to start a relationship and potentially get married and have a family, you already know what to do ]
[Reward: 10 Million Ys]
[Location: Xx]
..
[Ding! Your mature aunt Jennie is planning to divorce your uncle because of his alcohol problems and domestic abuse, however, due to financial problems she is hesitant, Nigga, you already know what to do, so, JUST DO IT!]
[Reward: one magical ability ]
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Sam who was just trying to sleep after a busy part-time job, was suddenly confused by a bunch of voices ringing in his ears.
Even blue windows were popping in front of him.
However, he wasn't confused or shocked like regular normal being should be.
Rather, he was smirking.
Finally.
Finally, the heavens have heard his prayers.
His aunt Jennie... How long has he jerked thinking about her?
That dumb fuck pig got to marry such a beautiful woman, eww, the diamond is truly lost in the dirt.
What's more, he even abuses her.
It sickens him just to know that ugly, fat uncle of his got to dick her and even impregnate her.
System?
He knows about the system.
He always dreamt of having one.
Now, it's his time to shine and fuck the world.
He is gonna make sure, Jennie will be his bitch.
Yeah, beautiful women should belong to a young man like him, not some ugly, fat toad.
A toad wanna wat swan?
Geez, these fucking toads are born lucky, however, no more.
With a satisfied smirk, he checked his system.
It seems Ys is the system currency and he can use that currency to buy many things from the system.
"Wow... Time stop costs 200k Ys, DNA manipulation costs 800k, Invisibility costs 180K, hypnotizing eyes costs 300k, Man, these things will turn me into a diddler," Sam said looking at the items in the shop.
There were also other items too that could be useful to him such as, horny rings which would make any woman horny as long as he was in a few-tile radius, or sex roses which would make any woman spread her legs as long as he gave them to her.
There were even some strange items like love rings which would increase the affection of women towards him if they wore them.
+1 affection per day, which means in 100 days they would be lovesick, full of devotion.
"Wow, I even have a 20k bonus point to start with," Sma said excitedly.
He wasn't a virgin and wasn't afraid to make moves.
He had a few girlfriends but eventually, they would break up with him as he had no money and was barely making a living.
He simply couldn't spend too much on the gifts to make them happy for a long period of time.
In short, there was no future.
He was also good-looking and had a good physique but in the end, even he knew that to have a proper relationship, he needed money.
If he had too much money, he could even have multiple relationships, Wife to east, mistress to west.
But now, it's not an issue.
In his life, his only problem was financial problems which made him bow his head to society but now, it's no longer a problem.
Can he even lack money with the system in his possession?
He has read novels where those Chinese Mc make millions within days, is he worse than those Chinese?
[Ding!!! You are truly an unholy Host! I like it!!! You are a solid SSS-tier host and I am loving it, as such you are awarded to choose 1 ability from the shop for free ]
[Happy cooperation ]
"Happy cooperation" Alan smirked.
A free ability? Only a fool would deny it brushing his nose.
It's a once-in-a-lifetime choice and he will make sure to fully utilize it.
Sam: ( Damn bitch... What are these skills, hmm, let me see, invisibility? That's 300k I think I am losing too much in this one, maybe I should check the more expensive one. Then again, expensive doesn't mean better )
Sam continued to scroll through the ability in hopes to purchase decent one.
And after a few minutes, he finally found one.
"Yes, this is the one... With this I am unstoppable," Sma said to himself in a small tone as he was the only one in room aside from the system.
"Unlimited regeneration- Regenrate Injuries and stamina with no side effects using natural energy"
It was 420k Ys but it is definitely useful after all, he can maintain his "Hardness" for unlimited amount of time.
He can absorb the energy from nature and can fuck 24/7 non-stop without losing his weight or having his balls hurt.
"Aunt jennie... You will be mine, and I will make sure to teach that fatso what true man-handeling is, hahaha!!!" He laughs like a menace.
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His parents had died long ago in accident and insurance company refused to pay showing the flaws of his parents and how the accident could have been avoided.
Thus, he is living a alone life in this apartment.
He only had few relatives but they refused to help him saying he is an adult and should learn to live on his own.
That's why, he likes his aunt because she is very understanding and even cooks him food, visiting his apartment from time to time.
She can be a very good housewife and he would love to eat her cooking every day.
But thinking of his uncle, he gets angry.
He may be a manager for a big company and have a lot of money, but now, his karma is coming back to beat him.