Ficool

antihero

I Became the Simp Character I Roasted Online

Listen to me closely. Never, and I mean NEVER, leave a hate comment on a game forum right before you die. My name used to be... well, it doesn't matter. I was a 34-year-old salaryman who died in the stupidest way possible. How? I got slapped to death for grabbing a high school girl’s "assets". Wait, hold on! Don't look at me like that! It wasn't my fault, okay? My hand just moved on its own! It was just a tiny, split-second intrusive thought! Come on, you guys reading this—don't act like saints. You’ve had those dark urges too, right? You’ve wanted to grab something forbidden at least once in your life, right?! RIGHT?! Anyway, she slapped me. So hard my soul literally ejected from my body. I thought that was the punishment. I was wrong. When I opened my eyes, I was in [Legends of Valtheris]. Yes, that trash game. The one with the cliché plot where the world ends because some teenage students get their hearts broken. And the worst part? I didn't become the Hero. I didn't become the Villain. I became Revan von Alstaire. The background character. The loser. The guy I literally insulted online five minutes before I died. I called him a "Simp" and laughed at his "Tiny D*ck." Fate is truly a comedian. Now, I’m destined to be the bullied lackey of the future Villainess, Sylvia von Vespera. The game script says I should lick her boots, accept her abuse, and die with her like a loyal dog. Screw that. Remember my last comment? "Revan is such a loser! Tiny dck! If I were you, instead of bowing down, I would squeeze her boobs and own her completely! Garbage character!" Well, it seems God took that personally. Fine. You want a show? I’ll give you a show. I won’t be a simp. I won’t filter my words anymore. I’ll let my intrusive thoughts win. I’ll turn this trash plot upside down—even if I have to slap every "Genius" in this academy to do it.
alvahraaaa · 46.3k Views

I Reincarnated as the Demon King's Trash Son with a Scroll System

Systems, dragons, and demon kings. In a world where human beings possess no magic, they were privileged with systems that allowed them to use the power of the gods to combat demons. But no one would imagine that a demon could acquire a system. Ryan was a freelance programmer who was hired one day to fix a bug in a VRMMORPG. He died before he could solve it, and in the afterlife, after offending a deity. The deity sent him as punishment into the near-dead body of the Demon King's sixth and weakest son, the disappointment and laughingstock of the kingdom for being unable to use demonic power. As a human, Ryan's soul would obtain a system, but it would be incompatible with the demonic body. By making a deal with that demon, he manages to acquire a hybrid system that allows him to obtain magic scrolls from dungeons. Although his demon body is defective and he cannot use the power of demons, with his wit and knowledge of the modern world, he will find a way to grow stronger. Accompanied by a system and a demon girl who becomes his sentinel, he must fight to survive whether it be against demons, humans, dungeon bosses, or even the gods themselves. To fulfill his objective of creating an independent nation. No NTR / Power Progression / Fantasy / Demon Lords / Kingdoms / World Building / Epic Combat / Character Development / Fantastic Creatures / Magic / Human Heroes / Diverse Races. NEW CHAPTERS EVERY DAY.
Erzfel · 495 Views

The 13th Kingdom: Reincarnation

- That Time They Reincarnated a Rapper - You’d think dying would be the worst part. Not for Jean Vinson. After a brutal end in his previous life, Jean wakes up in a wild new world where music is replaced by magic, souls are sources of power, and gods exist within mortals. Now known as Xiro Mikazuki, he finds himself on the outside of Arcadia’s cutthroat society, armed with only old memories, a mental disorder-turned-power up, and a smart-ass attitude that just might get him killed—again. But this isn't your typical isekai. Here, record labels are war factions, mana flows through different arts, and the most powerful M-Cees (Mana Controllers) don’t just fight — they rule. Backed by a mysterious Soul Core prototype and haunted by the request of a forgotten Creator, Xiro’s journey from devil to legend won’t just be about survival. It’ll be about domination. Thrown into deadly trials, divine politics, and twisted battles that remix wit, skills, and experience, Xiro must navigate a world where faith empowers, fame kills, and failure means eternal silence. The system’s rigged, the Outer Gods are watching—and they’re betting on him to lose. But they clearly forgot: He’s not here to play fair. He’s trying to create his paradise by any means necessary. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Warning !!! - If the use of the N-Word or African-American Vernacular English offends you, this is NOT the book series for you. What to expect: - LitRPG-style systems & combat mixed with music album names for Ultra Skills. - Stylish narration with an AAVE voice. - Deep lore, world-building, fleshed-out support characters, and perverted madness. (Rated 18, Mature Read) - A cocky MC who talks wild but thinks deeper than most. - Each Chapter shares a Title with a Song. - Harem. Patreon.com/VesselHouse - Read ahead a week when you join for free or one of the support tiers. 10 chapter advancement, bonus chapters, artwork, character design, and a community chat with more to come can be found here. Learn more about Gaia and the Prime Realm System with behind-the-scenes insight and posts, and access to the publicly released chapters a day early. - Weekly Chapter Release - Every Friday. Join the support tier to avoid the wait for the public release.
xmwebster · 114.4k Views

Sango: The Orisha of Thunder and Fire

In the blood-soaked sands of ancient Yorubaland, where empires are forged in fire and shattered by betrayal, a prince named Sango is born to thunder. The third Alaafin of the mighty Oyo Empire, Sango is no ordinary king—he is the living embodiment of justice, virility, and divine wrath. With his signature double-headed oshe axe gleaming red and white, he wields lightning as a weapon, fire as his breath, and storms as his army. Betrayed by his peaceful elder brother Ajaka’s weak rule, scheming nobles, jealous generals, and even his own ambitious wives, Sango rises from exile and humiliation to seize the throne in a blaze of power. Face-slapping arrogant warlords who dare challenge him, conquering rival kingdoms like Owu and Nupe with cataclysmic thunderbolts, and building a legendary harem of warrior queens—Oba the regal matriarch, Osun the seductive enchantress, and Oya the tempestuous battlefield goddess—Sango turns the Oyo Empire into an unstoppable juggernaut. But hubris and treachery lurk in the shadows. When his own palace is consumed by the lightning he commands, and his most loyal general Gbonka rises in rebellion at Koso, Sango must face the ultimate trial. Will he break under the weight of his fiery temper, or will he ascend as the eternal Obakoso—the King who did not hang—becoming the god of thunder, fire, and justice that the world still fears and reveres? Packed with non-stop action, explosive cultivation-style power progression (unlocking greater stages of Thunder Authority), ruthless empire-building, harem dynamics, face-slapping court drama, and epic historical battles, this is the ultimate webnovel retelling of Yoruba legend—where history and fantasy collide in a storm of divine retribution!
authorncreator · 691 Views