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Picking Up Useless Girls in Apocalypse

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The world ended long ago. Demons roam free. Gods sleep in silence. And from a cocoon buried in the ruins, a boy awakens. His task? Gather the scattered fragments of a girl whose soul holds the key to the Gate. The problem? Every incarnation is useless… and some aren’t even human anymore. Now he must fight through grotesque demons, scheming gods, and horrors lurking in the dark—while dragging along a band of hopeless girls who can’t seem to survive five minutes without him. Gruesome. Chaotic. Funny. Welcome to the apocalypse. Picking Up Useless Girls in the Apocalypse — where terror meets absurdity, and laughter bleeds into screams. ================ Author's Note: I am rewriting the story. Update schedule: 7-10 chapters per week.
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 0 - Part 1 - The Gate

The Antarctic Plateau was always silent, but on this morning the silence felt deeper, almost expectant. The horizon lay flat and endless, a sheet of white broken only by distant mountains that rose like black teeth from the ice. Winds clawed across the surface in thin, razor gusts, scattering powdered snow into ghostly veils. There were no birds, no beasts, no traces of life at all—only the groan of shifting ice and the mutter of storms rolling far off across the continent.

In the command module of McMurdo's satellite station, the hum of machinery was the only reminder that humans had forced their way into this forsaken place. A young technician named Avery tilted back in his chair, frowning at a series of readings crawling across his monitor. Magnetic fluctuations. That in itself wasn't unusual in Antarctica—the aurora had a way of stirring the sky—but the pattern didn't make sense.

"Dr. Wallace," Avery called, his voice breaking the still air of the room. "Can you come take a look at this?"

Dr. Margaret Wallace, the head geophysicist at McMurdo, walked over with the weariness of someone who had not slept well in a week. She peered over the young man's shoulder, her brows knitting. "That can't be right."

"It's right," Avery said, tapping the screen. "That's Mount Ansel. Or—it should be. But the elevation markers just… dropped to zero."

Wallace stared at the screen. Mount Ansel had been a fixture on the maps for decades—a craggy peak that jutted defiantly from the otherwise flat landscape of the Queen Maud Mountains. It was not tall by Antarctic standards, but it was unmistakable. She herself had camped in its shadow during a geological survey fifteen years ago. And yet, on the satellite feed, the mountain was simply gone. In its place stretched a blank whiteness, smooth and featureless, as if the land had been erased.

Wallace whispered, "That's impossible."

By evening the base was in chaos. Confirmation poured in from multiple satellites, from NASA feeds, from European agencies—Mount Ansel had vanished. Not crumbled, not collapsed, not swallowed by ice. Vanished.

The United States government moved swiftly. Within forty-eight hours, a joint expedition was assembled under the cover of a "geological anomaly investigation." Scientists, engineers, and a small detachment of soldiers were flown out in LC-130 Hercules planes, their cargo bays heavy with equipment. The world's press, starving for something spectacular, was told only that minor seismic activity had reshaped part of the mountain.

The truth was carefully locked away.

The expedition reached the coordinates on the fifth day. They expected rubble, scree, some evidence of collapse. What they found instead forced them into silence.

Where the mountain had once stood was now a vast clearing of ice, smooth as glass, untouched by wind or storm. And in the very center of that expanse, rising from the frozen ground, was a structure no one could explain.

It was a gate.

At first glance, it resembled the monumental arches of ancient Rome or Babylon—tall, freestanding, its form both alien and eerily familiar. But the longer one looked, the more impossible it became. The gate stretched twenty meters high, crafted from a stone that shimmered faintly with hues no earthly rock carried. Its surface was carved with thousands of intricate symbols, spirals and angles that seemed to shift when viewed from different directions. Snow refused to cling to it, sliding off as though repelled. The wind curved around it, never striking it directly, so that the air inside the arch remained eerily still.

The scientists approached in a wary cluster, their boots crunching on the hard ice. Dr. Wallace's breath plumed before her as she muttered, "It shouldn't be here. It shouldn't exist."

Major Carter, the military liaison, raised a gloved hand. "Secure the perimeter. Nothing touches it until I say so."

But even the soldiers, seasoned and disciplined, could not help staring. One muttered under his breath, "Looks like something out of a temple."

"No temple ever built like this," another replied.

They set up camp a hundred meters from the structure. Instruments were unpacked, tripods planted, sensors aligned. The first attempt to measure its density failed—the ground-penetrating radar returned static, as if the gate absorbed the signals. Lidar scans blurred, compasses spun wildly. A geologist swung a hammer against a small protrusion; the sound did not echo but vanished, sucked away into silence.

Dr. Wallace pressed her palm against the stone. It was not cold. It was not warm either. It was… neutral, as though it stood apart from temperature altogether. She snatched her hand back quickly, unsettled by the sensation.

Days stretched into weeks. More teams arrived. The Americans insisted on secrecy, but whispers escaped into the scientific community. Photos were confiscated, hard drives scrubbed, yet rumors persisted of "the impossible arch in Antarctica."

Attempts to open the gate became almost ritualistic. Engineers brought drills and torches; none left a mark. Explosives were suggested, vetoed, then quietly tested on a detached fragment of stone found near the base. The fragment resisted utterly, without crack or chip.

One night, under the pale wash of the aurora, Wallace sat by her tent scribbling notes. She could not shake the feeling that the gate was not merely an object but an invitation. The carvings teased her, patterns that seemed on the brink of meaning. Some resembled constellations, others ancient cuneiform, others something wholly beyond human language. She dreamed of the gate often, dreamed of stepping through it into worlds made of smoke and fire.

By the third month, the project had been fully militarized. Tall fences encircled the clearing, guard towers planted on the ice. The scientists worked under floodlights and surveillance drones. Still the gate remained mute, patient, immovable.

The official reports described it in clinical language: Subject resists all attempts at mechanical manipulation. No measurable radiation. Electromagnetic anomalies localized to immediate perimeter. Symbols untranslatable. Function unknown.

Privately, the scientists called it the Door.

One evening, a storm swept across the ice field, howling with enough force to tear through canvas and bend steel. But the gate stood untouched. Snow whipped across its surface and dissolved before it landed, as though some invisible barrier shielded it. Lightning struck nearby ridges, thunder rattled the tents, but within the gate's archway there was only stillness.

Wallace and Carter stood side by side, staring at it through the blizzard.

"Do you ever get the feeling," Wallace said quietly, "that it's watching us?"

Carter didn't answer. His jaw tightened.

The storm raged for two days. When it passed, the camp was half-buried, equipment shattered, men exhausted. But the gate shone in the pale sun as if newly born.

In Washington, officials debated endlessly. Was it a relic of some lost civilization, preserved beneath the ice until now? Was it alien? Could it be weaponized? The highest levels of government decided on silence. No leaks, no disclosures, no acknowledgment. The gate would remain their secret.

And so it did.

The world forgot Mount Ansel. Maps were quietly revised. Tourists never came this far south. The secret was safe, buried under layers of ice and bureaucracy.

But the gate remained. Waiting.

Its carvings glowed faintly when the moon was highest. A low hum sometimes threaded through the frozen night, too deep for instruments to record, too faint for certainty. The scientists wrote it off as wind in the ridges. Deep down, none of them believed it.

Seven years would pass before the gate stirred. Seven years of silence, of fruitless study, of hushed arguments in Pentagon chambers. But on the day of its first tremor, when a curl of black gas slipped from the arch unnoticed, the world shifted forever.

For now, though, the Antarctic lay quiet again. The storm had passed, the scientists slept in their tents, and the soldiers huddled in their towers. Only the gate remained awake, its alien symbols pulsing faintly like the heartbeat of something vast and patient.