Truck-kun Deceased Weeb's Reincarnated Wish Fulfilment in Japan
JJ Jameson was a huge weeb who started watching anime before the eve of COVID-19. He was one from that last group of those mythical pre-pandemic weebs who completed the rite of passage before all anime demographics were filled with Normies that polluted every thing good.
Of course, at the behest of his psyche, he grew to have a superiority complex towards such people, however subtle it may have been. Whenever someone called him a weeb, in his superiority, he'd say, "Hmph! I have passed that stage long ago! No longer a weeb, I believe myself a Japanophile instead, for it's not just anime that inspires me."
Of course, like many his type, JJ started learning Japanese at some point, and started playing football after reading Blue Lock. Such was his frivolity.
One day, while walking back home from the football pitch, JJ heard a rumble from behind him. As he turned to see what it was, all he got was a glimpse of the giant shadow that was just behind him, and a man's face who'd dozed off.
Indeed, an absurd death for an absurd man.
He died and found himself stranded in a dark space in front of a man who called himself Amon, the Lord of *the* Mysteries.
