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HP: Too Late, System! I’m Already the DADA Professor

"The Professor Who Brought Eastern Flair to Hogwarts" "Dumbledore? Didn't he already graduate? Why is he back at school again?" "Oh, Severus, don't be so tense. He's the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!" "Bloody hell, if I catch him eating hotpot out of a cauldron in the castle one more time, I'm challenging him to a duel." ······ "You are the worst class I've ever taught!" "But Professor, isn't this your first time teaching?" ······ "Miss Granger, as class monitor, you'll lead morning study sessions by the Black Lake every day." "Mr. Potter, as sports captain, after morning studies, you'll lead everyone in a lap around the Black Lake!" ······ "O.W.L. Exams: 100 Days Countdown" "Burn the boats—let's ace every single O.W.L.!" Meet Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul. Three years after graduation, he returns to Hogwarts as a professor, bringing a completely different kind of magic to the ancient castle. With his unconventional teaching methods—from hotpot dinners to military-style morning routines—this young professor is about to turn Hogwarts education upside down. Will his Eastern approach to magic education clash with traditional wizarding ways? Can he survive Snape's disapproval and Dumbledore's curious glances? And most importantly, can he actually help his students achieve those perfect O.W.L. scores? A hilarious and heartwarming tale of cultural fusion, unconventional teaching, and the magic that happens when East meets West at the world's most famous school of witchcraft and wizardry. Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life, Teacher-Student Dynamics, Cultural Fusion, Hogwarts AU
GoldenLong · 1.7m Views

I started a farm in the dungeon, and my plants fight back

When dungeon gates opened across the world, it became a gold rush. Hunters chased glory. Guilds chased power. Corporations chased profit. Phong Tran awakened as a Level 1 Farmer. No skills. No passives. A broken EXP bar that never moved. So he sold energy drinks instead. Leg warmers. Electrolytes. Power banks. If everyone else was digging for gold, he’d sell the shovels. Then Josh came. University golden boy. Gym-built. Son of a man who could erase problems with a phone call. “Protection fee.” Phong refused. He woke up in a hospital bed, beaten within an inch of death. His aunt and uncle were gone. No bodies. No investigation. No media coverage. Just silence. Then, as if the universe had a sense of humor, his system finally gave him a quest: Plant and harvest 10 potatoes in the dungeon. That’s it. No penalties. No forced missions. No ticking clock. No promise of justice. Just a choice. Phong takes it. The potatoes mutate. Then other plants followed. Chilies spit burning rounds. Sweet potatoes bulk up into blunt-force bruisers. Garlic turns chemical-warfare illegal. Enoki mushrooms rattle like dungeon-grade machine guns. His crops become his frontline. Phong doesn’t want to conquer the dungeon. He wants to build something inside it. A farm. A hearth. A settlement for people tired of being disposable. He won’t let revenge be the only thing he grows. Revenge lit the spark. But it won’t be the only thing he grows. And if the most powerful man in the city comes looking to finish what his son started... He’ll learn something the dungeon already knows. This farm fights back.
Potato_mine · 1.4k Views

Naruto: My Ninja Skills Are Pretty Basic, Right?

Throughout the shinobi world's tumultuous history, over fifty major conflicts have shaped the destiny of nations and clans alike. Victory and defeat have been the twin forces determining which ninja bloodlines rise to glory—and which fade into forgotten legend. Decades ago, the First Hokage led the Senju clan in a legendary three-pronged assault that united the Land of Fire and brought the great hidden villages of Stone, Sand, and Cloud to their knees. It was a golden age of conquest that established Konoha's dominance and ushered in an era of unprecedented prosperity. Thirty years have passed since the Second Great Ninja War began with such promise. I remember setting out from Konoha with nothing but standard jutsu and unwavering determination, conquering every enemy in my path. Wherever our forces advanced, civilians welcomed us as liberators. Those were days of boundless possibility, when victory seemed written in the very stars. Yet now, as the Fourth Great Ninja War looms on the horizon, whispers fill the air about Madara Uchiha's imprisonment at the Valley of the End—that cursed battlefield that has claimed so many legends. Have the fates truly conspired to make this ancient ground my final resting place? The numbers don't lie: 80,000 against 100,000. The odds favor us, and yet... **From the pre-war address of Hayama, legendary shinobi of the old guard, survivor of countless battles, and lifetime pensioner of the Konoha Elder Council** --- #What to Expect - **Epic warfare** spanning multiple ninja nations - **Political intrigue** within the hidden villages - **Character-driven drama** exploring the cost of endless conflict - **Rich world-building** that expands on Naruto's established lore - **Morally complex protagonists** facing impossible choices - **Historical mysteries** that reshape our understanding of the shinobi world *New chapters released weekly. Join us as we uncover the untold stories that shaped the ninja world's bloodiest conflicts.* --- Keywords:*Naruto, shinobi war, political drama, military strategy, historical fiction, ninja clans, hidden villages, epic fantasy
GoldenLong · 502.4k Views

Honkai Star Rail: Developing Mobile Games on Xianzhou

Lin Yu finds himself transported to the world of Honkai: Star Rail. Equipped with a divine mobile game development system, his first project is creating "Honkai: Star Rail." Soon, his game captures the attention of the entire universe. As players reach the Cocolia boss battle, the song 'Wildfire' begins playing. "Woah?! This is a turn-based game; how dare you make it so intense!" "The moment this music kicked in, I felt like I was about to take down an Aeon!" Progressing further, they encounter Dan Heng's sea-parting scene. "I thought 'Wildfire' was intense enough, but there's even more fire here!" "Dan Heng, still denying you're Imbibitor Lunae? Now you're a five-star limited character!" Arriving at Penacony: "Huh? Have you listened to 'WHITE NIGHT'?" "Acheron's power has been tested - fellow gamers, feel free to pull for her!" "Duke Inferno: Children, this isn't funny." "Before experiencing the story: Aventurine? Just another profit-driven fraud! After the storyline: May the Mother Goddess thrice close her eyes upon thee..." "What Aventurine?! He's clearly my unfortunate yet loyal bro!" *** Please support me on Patreon, where you can read a bunch of extra chapters, not just for this novel, but for all the novels I'm translating. I upload at least 2 times daily for each novel (meaning there are at least twice as many chapters on Patreon compared to here on Webnovel). https://www.pat reon.com/ThatGreatStuff
ThatGoodStuff · 3m Views