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Naruto : My Horror World.

"Sasuke!" "Ho. Approaching me, are you Naruto? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? Even though 'He' told you the secret of my egg beating technique?" "I can't beat the shit out of your eggs without getting closer." "Ho, ho. Then come as close as you like." ... "Sasuke-kun!!! I bought you new juts-" "Get away woman! You only affect my parry speed!" ... "Naruto-kun!! I love you." "Huh? Who are you!? Anyway, get lost! Give me my Kaori-chan!!! I want Kaori-chan!!! Kaori-chan is the only love for me!!!!" ... "Hey! Brat!! When will you fall into another genjutsu again!! I want to see the next episode of Pokemon once again!!!" "Kurama!! Forget it! Next time I'm playing undertale!! This game was recommended by old man Hokage for truly embodying the will of the fire passed down by the first hokage!!" "You dare!!!! I want to see Vulpix-chan again!!!" "Learn your own genjutsu you pervert!" ... "Madara-sama! Don't you want to create a new world for Rin!?" "Rin? Who's Rin!? Long live Harley Quin!!! She's the only one for me!!! We share a bond deeper than any other!!!" ... "Itachi, is something wrong with you?" "..." "Why are you looking for fan art of your brother cross dressing?" ... "Shizune, we're going to Konoha." "Huh? Why sensei?" "Don't you know about that new game Balatro? It is supposed to be the most legendary gambling game ever." "Ok sensei." "Huh? You agreed too easily?" "...oh, it's nothing sensei, I just played Doki Doki literature club and I was reminded that one must do anything for their love." "Didn't you give up on your Kakashi crush long ago?" ".....my heart is like the will of fire, sensei. When the tree leaves dance, one shall find flames. The fire will torture the enemies, and once again, tree leaves shall bud anew." "...I think I just heard something different from what I remember." Shizune smiles sweetly. ... "Shikamaru, what are you doing?" "I'm batman." Woosh. "...where did he go? Shikamaru!! This is not funny!! Where are you!!" *faint whisper in the wind* "I'm batman." ... "Hmm...why aren't my bugs as cool as the ones in hollow knight? Would everyone like bugs if they were?" ... Cover generated by ai (copilot).
Hooin_Kyoma · 11.4k Views

HP: Too Late, System! I’m Already the DADA Professor

"The Professor Who Brought Eastern Flair to Hogwarts" "Dumbledore? Didn't he already graduate? Why is he back at school again?" "Oh, Severus, don't be so tense. He's the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!" "Bloody hell, if I catch him eating hotpot out of a cauldron in the castle one more time, I'm challenging him to a duel." ······ "You are the worst class I've ever taught!" "But Professor, isn't this your first time teaching?" ······ "Miss Granger, as class monitor, you'll lead morning study sessions by the Black Lake every day." "Mr. Potter, as sports captain, after morning studies, you'll lead everyone in a lap around the Black Lake!" ······ "O.W.L. Exams: 100 Days Countdown" "Burn the boats—let's ace every single O.W.L.!" Meet Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul. Three years after graduation, he returns to Hogwarts as a professor, bringing a completely different kind of magic to the ancient castle. With his unconventional teaching methods—from hotpot dinners to military-style morning routines—this young professor is about to turn Hogwarts education upside down. Will his Eastern approach to magic education clash with traditional wizarding ways? Can he survive Snape's disapproval and Dumbledore's curious glances? And most importantly, can he actually help his students achieve those perfect O.W.L. scores? A hilarious and heartwarming tale of cultural fusion, unconventional teaching, and the magic that happens when East meets West at the world's most famous school of witchcraft and wizardry. Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life, Teacher-Student Dynamics, Cultural Fusion, Hogwarts AU
GoldenLong · 1.4m Views