The Accidental Content Creator

Title: The Accidental Content Creator Tags: LitRPG, Comedy, High Fantasy, System, Adventure Anti-Hero, Reluctant Protagonist, Slapstick, Parody / Satire, Meta, Misunderstandings, Comedic Misfortune, Game World Bob would've been happy to live forever in blissful obscurity—if the universe had other plans. As a Level 2 Guard in the world's most boring village, he has the perfect life: steady pay, zero monsters, zero plot complications. Everything is beautifully uneventful. Until he accidentally knocks out the world's strongest Hero with a single banana peel. That's when Bob discovers something horrifying: reality isn't a game. It's a cosmic reality show—broadcasting to billions of viewers. And they're tired of cookie-cutter heroes. They want chaos. They want spectacle. They want comedy. They want Bob. Suddenly, the most boring guard alive becomes the hottest star on the channel. But every time he tries to escape? The [System] throws him into an even more absurd situation. Want peace? Meet [Event: Raining Dragons]. Try to surrender? Congratulations, you've triggered [Hidden Plot: The Demon Lord's Love Confession]. In a world where everyone grinds to become stronger, Bob must grind boring to stay alive. But how do you quit when the entire universe is waiting for your next catastrophic fall?(Warning: Contains copious slapstick, catastrophic misunderstandings, and one extremely vindictive S-Rank Paladin.)