"Huh? Where am I?"
I came to in a world of pure white. I think I had been drinking a ton of whiskey in my room, and...
"I am the one who summoned you."
Suddenly, a man appeared before me. He was wearing a suit with slicked-back hair, looking exactly like a stereotypical, intellectual villain.
"I need you to bring chaos to that world. There is so little entertainment there."
"Um... what do you mean?"
Is this one of those "isekai summons" I've heard about? But something about this feels like I'm on the villain's side...
"You will be a member of my Evil God Faction, and you will travel to what you humans call another world and bring about chaos."
Seriously?! What's the Evil God Faction? This sounds dangerous, doesn't it?
"It is not dangerous."
Huh?! Can he read my mind?
"For a god, such a thing is easy. Well, if there were to be a danger, it would only be the Apostles of the Creator God coming to kill you."
"That's way too dangerous!"
I couldn't help but retort. But the evil god in front of me continued the conversation as if nothing had happened.
"I will give you a skill, so use it well to survive. You are not the only one. There are many others like you that I have sent to that world. If you think you are small fry, then as long as you don't stand out too much, you should not be attacked by the Apostles."
"There are a lot of other people who have been summoned besides me?"
I asked what was on my mind.
"We send humans to that world regularly. They are tasked with creating dungeons, which they use as bases to interfere with the world. Well, there are some exceptions, but..."
"A dungeon? You mean the dungeons?"
"Yes. Create a labyrinth, lure humans in with treasure as bait, and then devour their lives to earn dungeon points. You will use those points to make your dungeon larger. You had plenty of stories like that in your world, didn't you?"
"Awesome! I'm a Dungeon Master?!"
"Are you motivated now?"
"Yeah! I'll do my best!"
"That's a good answer. There are hundreds of dungeons in that world, so as long as you don't create an extremely malicious one, you should live a long life."
"What happens if I make a malicious dungeon?"
"For example, if you try to earn dungeon points by creating a malicious dungeon with a 100% death rate, a hero blessed by the Creator God will come to destroy it. A cheat-level hero, as you would call them, will come to kill you. Dungeons that are too dangerous can have a negative impact on the world."
"What if I make a gentle dungeon?"
"If you make a dungeon that's too easy, your dungeon core will be stolen and you will die. Dungeon cores are traded for high prices, you see. A Dungeon Master dies when their dungeon core is taken, so be careful."
"So balance is important."
"That's right. Malicious dungeons are hunted down because they have a bad influence on the inhabitants of the other world. However, a weak dungeon is hunted down because it's profitable for the inhabitants. Well, it all depends on your skill."
"I understand."
"Now, I will grant you a special skill. Spin this roulette."
A machine like a slot machine appeared before me. It seemed I could acquire a skill with it. I pulled the lever, and the slots started to spin. I prayed as I pressed the stop button.
JA-JAAAAAAAN!
With a ridiculous sound effect, the slots stopped. They read, "NTR Dick."
"It's an 'NTR Dick.' Congratulations. It's a powerful skill."
"Don't say 'congratulations'! What is this?!"
I couldn't help but shout, but the evil god ignored me.
"Next, use this status board to allocate your basic stats. You have 100 points, so use them to decide how you want to live in the other world."
"So I can allocate points to my stats and skills?"
"That's right. You won't get a special skill like the one you just got, but you can acquire basic skills. If you want to live as a sorcerer, you can allocate points to magic skills and magic power. If you want to follow the path of the sword, allocate them to sword skills and strength. It's a very thorough system, isn't it?"
"Do I get an item box or anything like that?"
"An item box and the ability to understand the other world's language are standard equipment. The item box also has a time-stop function."
"That's awesome!"
"Yes. Now, go ahead and allocate your stats. You can also get skill points when you level up, and you can save your points to use later, so don't worry about it too much."
"I'll do that!"
I immediately began to allocate my stats.