"Welcomeeee!!!! To the greatest Game Show! Made by yours truly!"
The Host boomed in an excited voice.
"Hello everybodymynameisKrispermisper! And today we have two special Guests! Praise be with us!" they started clapping.
Intently staring at the audience.
Tentative clapping from all of them, a bright smile on The Host's face.
"Ah, I forgot. This is my assistant, whatevertheirnameis!"
Whatevertheirnameis turned their masked face towards The Host.
A shaking fist about to hit The Host.
"Now to those at home, I want to thank you for tuning in."
A quick turn to the camera, and whatevertheirnameis lowered it.
A rather annoyingly smug smile never left The Host's face. Whatevertheirnameis barely held the urge to rip his face apart.
"It's greatly appreciated to watching this small show."
A consensus in everyone's mind was what happened last week. This guy is a big fat liar.
"Now come on in my special friends!"
Two people in odd clothing with drastically distant faces came out. A 'why am I here?' and -_- face.
"Tell us your names, good chaps!"
"Selena."
"Der…ek…" an utterly contorting face.
Selena raised her finger with that -_- face.
"Why."
"Wuh?"
"Does she get to do nothing?"
The finger pointing to whatevertheirnameis.
"Cuz I said so."
:v
"I should have seen that coming…"
"Now now, on today's show of greatness, I prepped a few questions for yall."
Questions made for no reason.
"Ahem." he raised small cards to his face. "What. Do you do?"
"Who."
"Ah. Oh." a look of forgetfulness washed away with " Serena Merena."
"Properly please. And you tell me what to do."
"Fudge." blankly staring to nowhere The Host continued. "Alright. What do you think of whatevertheirnameis?"
"Yeah I'd like some popcorn."
A neck snapped so quickly that the air felt like it sharpened for a second.
….
Crunch crunch.
The Host scowled at whatevertheirnameis eating popcorn.
"Favorited?" Selena spoke half heartedly. "Also she isn't wearing it properly."
"You FUDGER!!!!!!!!"
"Mm? Mm." whatevertheirnameis grunted.
A large strained smile on The Hosts face appeared.
"Fine. Fine."
"Oh c'mon the concession!"
"Heh?"
"Favortism! Favortism!"
Derek got up from the ground and shouted.
"She's a fat fucker who barely does anything!"
Whatevertheirnameis stopped eating and looked confused with her arms spread out as her expression.
"True…" The Host agreed.
Whatevertheirnameis felt betrayal.
"Mm!! Msle!"
"Blah blah blah."
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/ / /
Just imagine whatever the arm and hand do in response to nagging or something annoying.
"Useless tch."
Whatevertheirnameis trembled.
"Eh… Third question! How are you!"
"Terrible."
"Awful."
Two birds made from fingers from different hands, directed to The Host.
The Host just smiled it off.
"Well, I don't need these." The Host randomly threw them behind.
"Muh."
"For today's game of the week, find out what I'm thinking!"
"How."
"Do you know how hard that is?!"
"Kill me." Derek gave up immediately.
"Ohhhhh cmon it ain't that hard. Is real simple. Basic need."
Both of their faces twisted into sheer pain.
Whatevertheirnameis was still eating popcorn.
"Like, it's not hard. You feel it all the time."
"What is this show supposed to be…" Derek groaned.
"Game show." The Host smiled innocently.
"Can I just go back."
"Naw."
"Fuck."
Selena looked like she lost her soul.
"How did it come to this How did it come to this How did it come to this How did it come to this How did it come to this How did it come to this–"
The Host merely had that smile.
Time ticking without a care for the audience.
Waiting.
Derek looked at his sister and sighed with a fatigued face.
"...You need to pee?"
"Wrong! I'm hungry!"
Derek merely blinked with a blunt face.
"Now onto the main–"
The Host stopped.
The friendly smile gone.
Imperceptibly, The Host was staring at something.
Slowly a crawling twitching appeared.
A carving of an upward line like before. Slow, coarse.
"Ha…haha…."
That familiar noise sent the shivers they first experienced.
Derek narrowed his eyes while Selena snapped out of her stupor.
"I-I s-ee."
Whatevertheirnameis kept eating with one eye.
"Thahat's more LIKE IT!!!!"
The rumination was over. The Entertainment had begun.